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The Dark Mark Show – Welcome Back Josi with Crappy Comic

01/17/15
Skidrow Studios
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Crappy Comic from Cold Sluts on Fire joined Mark in welcoming Josi Kat back from her European vacation.
Crappy talked about how his ex-wife talked him into being a stand-up comedian, not because he is funny, but because she wanted him out of the house so she can embezzle food stamps, how he was able to be booked on the road some, though not rebooked, how the Cold Sluts on Fire found him sleeping outside their door and welcomed him to their house and website, though they don’t let him near their parties, he talked about how miniscule his genitalia is, but as with everything else he talked about, not in a funny way.
Josi talked about being on the show Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC, how she was pleased with the actress who played her in the reenactment and has become good friends with her, being stranded in a castle in Ireland which led to crashing an Irish wedding with lots of free whiskey, catching up with old friends in Berlin and parking over Hitler’s bunker and she also paid tribute to her friend the legendary musician and producer Kim Fowley.

This show is dedicated with love to Kim Fowley, Robert Murray and Taylor Negron.

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The Dark Mark Show – Ten Times The Fun with Elizabeth Aston Matt Walker and Snakelady Rose

01/10/15
Skidrow Studios
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The first show of 2015 was fast, filthy and funny as Mark and special guest cohost artist Snakelady Rose welcomed singer/model/actress Elizabeth Aston and comedian Matt Walker to the lighter side of the dark side.
Elizabeth talked about how living with legendary producer Kim Fowley led her to see the long awaited reunion of ex-Runaways Cherrie Currie and Lita Ford and how she assisted in the writing and performing of a new song with the two, how she is now living at The Brewery artist colony which has superstars stop by on a regular basis, most recently The Edge from U2 and how she is enjoying being newly single and was in quite the good mood having had sex 10 times in the last 24 hours.

Matt talked about growing up as a skinny red head in Pico Rivera, which led to him getting picked on in Spanish, how he hosted radio shows about small business and hair loss, how he has so many haters on social media he has put up a website mattwalkersucks.com, how he finds hip, wrist and collar bones on a woman very attractive, how he is blessed with a large penis and talked about his new comedy album and comedy special h8R.
Snakelady talked about being a corset designer and artist, discussed being a hot cougar on the prowl, how her snake and rose tattoos led to her moniker and how it was being in the middle of the punk scene in the late 1970s as well as her quite impressive oral sex techniques.
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The Dark Mark Show – Big Beautiful and Bald with Derrick Pierce and Kamira White

08/29/14
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Mark and Josi welcomed the bad boy of adult films Derrick Pierce and comedian Kamira White to the lighter side of the dark side.
Derrick talked about being a bad boy as far back as when he was 13 years old, when he was having sex in odd places and getting arrested, how finding sports and fitness training got him on the straight and narrow, how he had no problem performing in his adult film debut, how he is the go to guy for adult films with plot and action like a Fast and Furious parody and The Dark Knight XXX where he played Bane, how he almost sabotaged a gang bang film, and how enthusiastic and fun scenes with BBW’s can be along with other saucy tales of the adult industry.
Kamira talked about the irony of having a very Afrocentric first and middle name with the last name White, was impressed with Derrick as she has never met a thuggish and well hung white man before, talked about how she hates when people call her a BBW, talked about her ex-boyfriend who probably should be in porn and has some amazing techniques to bring a woman to climax and she seemed to top everyone when they were asked where is the most unusual place they have had sex.

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