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Yeah, you need to distract the people. Because it wasn't Bush. If it was Bush, forget it. There's a lot of things going around. You have Sarah Palin congratulating George Bush on setting in motion the capture of Osama. You're lying. No, I read it in another... Tell her to go kill a bear somewhere. No, I'm just kidding. I don't condone hunting. It's stuff like that that just really divides us still. I mean, you have the conservatives on the right who are still going to be the conservatives and are still going to talk their shit. Do you really think the Republicans are going to try to take some credit for this? Of course. They wouldn't be Republicans if they didn't. So they take credit for starting this and they're going to take credit for ending this? I would have to say so. I mean, realistically I was reading the things and Sean Hannity actually said it was a gutsy bold move that Obama did. I was surprised to hear that come out of Sean Hannity. He's a conservative guy. Okay. He was like the worst. So even he was able to give him some kind of props. Yeah, that was only for like 10 minutes after that, you know, Obama what? What have you done for me now? Obama what? Obama this what? I remember when I saw... My friend had texted me that Osama Bin Laden was dead. It's all rest in peace, motherfucker. And I was like laughing. I saw it on CNN. But you had some controversy on your Facebook, right? Yeah, I had some controversy on it. This person had basically said something to the effect of, you know, why are we celebrating someone's death? And you know what? I understand he has a right to express himself and that's great. My thing is this. You know what? It's been almost 10 years in the making. So if Hitler, if we would have been around for Hitler's thing and people celebrated Hitler, we still should not be celebrating that? I'm not saying we should have a ticker tape parade in New York City because Osama's dead. Did we have one? Doesn't seem like it, but you know, we were, you know, okay, obviously you didn't watch the news because if you would have watched the news you would have seen the... So they did have a parade? They didn't have a parade. What they had was they were celebrating in the streets. Well, they did that over there when they knocked down Saddam's freaking statue. Okay, that was people liberating themselves from Saddam's tyranny. And we're liberating ourselves from... Where is he? No, we're eliminating the big bad wolf. That's all we're doing. I mean, there's going to be other there's other al-Qaeda members and I'm not sure this is over by any means. I mean, Hamas is condemning the killing of bin Laden. Hamas! You know, and Hamas is very, very, you know... Hamas means never in Spanish. Well, that's but it doesn't mean that in Palestinian. Oh, really? I needed for you to clarify that right now. Yeah. So well, what I was trying to say before you like rudely interrupted me by talking to me about Hitler. Yes, it should be good. Well, now that I lost my train, I thought there's no fucking point in talking about it. But anyways, Hamas has condemning it. A lot of a lot of people are not really cool the way he was buried in the sea. I didn't understand that. What was the reasoning behind that? Instead of, you know, putting him on display and all that. I think in Muslim in Muslim tradition you're supposed to bury the body after 24 hours after death. And you're supposed to face the body towards Mecca. So and but if he was killed on the sea, he can have his burial at sea, but they just did it so fast. You know, they're the US's thing was like we didn't want to have them buried in somewhere where they can, you know, make a shrine to him and you make them into what you really wanted to be, which was a martyr. You know, they want they didn't want that. They didn't want people making pilgrim, you know, pilgrimages. Can we say that word right now? Towards wherever he was buried to celebrate Osama bin Laden. Follow him into the sea. They're not going to follow. They're not lemmings. They're not going to follow him into the sea. You know, if they did that, that'd be kind of funny, but it would be kind of stupid. A literal Dave here. At the same time. They're not really going to follow him. Come on now. They're not really going to follow him. You're really spicy today. You're spicy. Yeah, well that's my life. Spicy. That's how I live it. Oh, really? Yeah. And it's funny too. Spicy lifestyle? I was reading something in the in the AP which said that it was a phone call led by a guy named a guy named Kuwaiti who was a courier that led him to bin Laden. I guess he made a phone call and that's where they, that's where it started. Once it started, you know, I don't know. Have you seen the photos online about the president in the war room, you know, looking all concerned. You see Hillary Clinton, you know, looking like, covering her mouth like she's going to be like, oh my God, we're actually doing this type of shit. Well, I thought he was like playing golf when all that stuff was happening. Actually, no. That was, it was funny because I read somewhere else that normally on the weekends he goes to his somewhere else and he plays golf. But this Saturday, he didn't this past Saturday, he didn't play golf. He just left his stuff there. Well, they said on TMZ that he was playing golf. Well, he wasn't playing golf. He had, he was actually, you know, in the war room trying to, you know, go ahead with that, with that plan. And how he kept this cool for the past 72 hours by not, um, by not saying anything. I mean, he went to a, a correspondence dinner where they were just like, he had a smiling face. You know, where they, where they just made fun, you know, he just laughed. And then the whole disaster with the tornadoes back in South Carolina. Well, he had to keep it on the DL though. Well, that's a president who knows how to, you know, because in Washington, it's hard to keep a secret there. You know, secrets are there, like, you know, are hard to find. And they are hard to keep. You know, you have to really be trustful of your people who are in the inner circle of stuff. So do you think that they should, um, release the photos? I think they should release the photos. I mean, I mean, some people will, they, they took a poll on an ABC of, uh, of a hundred, uh, Angelenos. And 40% would want the photos released. And out of those 40%, 34% would be. Oh, shit's going down outside. Yeah, no shit, huh? Everybody run. They already caught him, don't worry. God damn, it's the police. Police is coming to get me. You know, in St. Petersburg, Florida, they did 56%. They said that they, um, want the U. S. government to publicly release those photos. I think they should. I mean, you're gonna have the skeptics, you know, though, still. What about those, um, pictures of, or actually those videos of Osama bin Laden, but people were questioning whether that was even him because it didn't look like him, because of his, like, facial structure and of all these different things. So there's already been doubts even on the supposedly endorsed official release. So it's like, I think that's why people are, like, really skeptical about, you know, was it even him or was it, you know, double? Who knows? And that they're trying to test the sister's DNA, that part I don't understand, but... Well, people have said that bin Laden's been dead for years due to kidney failure. You know, he was a diabetic who needed dialysis on a constant basis. You know, how were, how was he gonna survive in a cave without dialysis? You know, you need to clean your blood once in a while. You know, whether he's dead or not, you know, he's dead, maybe they can finally put to rest, this thing. You know, I think Jon Stewart had said something cool where... I love him. Where he had said that. Now that the face of bin Laden's been put down, maybe now we can, now when we think of people in the Middle East, from the Arab world, we think of the people, the young people who are fighting for, who want freedom, like in Egypt or in Tunisia, who are actually getting their freedom. You know, that'll be the new face of the Arab people, is the young kid who wants that freedom, who doesn't want that tyranny, who doesn't want that oppression anymore. And, you know, that is a really smart thing to say, you know, because if you associate Muslims or Arabs, what do you associate it with? Bin Laden. You know? Oh, so it's kind of like a new start for them. Yeah, it's like a fresh start. It should be a fresh start. I mean, because Americans, we tend to hold grudges. It doesn't really matter who you are. You know, you attack us, we're gonna hold a grudge. I'm surprised we, I'm surprised, you know, I mean, we did it back in the 1940s with internment camps for the Japanese. You know, we were so distrustful of them. We put them in camps. I mean, they were distrustful of Mexicans. They were distrustful of blacks. So what's your point? What are you saying? The point is, it's a new face for the Arabs, you know? Yeah. That's my point. Okay. That's why when I talk, I'm going to a point. It doesn't have to... I had already made your point because I had already said a fresh start. It doesn't have to, you know, I do have, you know, I can talk and I can make a point. I know you can talk. You know, and I can just do that. So anyways, did you know Obama invited Bush to go to Ground Zero in New York City? To mark the killing of Osama and he denied. He declined? Yeah, I just read that right now. You know what? So that's still holding a grudge? Yeah, well, you know, come on. Are you... If you were President Bush, would you want to go to Ground Zero and stand next to the guy who actually did it? Well, if he's supposedly taking some credit for it or they want to give him credit, then why not? It's like, hey, we both... What it says right here, Sarah Palin offers kudos to George W. Bush for Osama bin Laden's death, but omits President Obama. I mean, it was back in March of 2000. I think it was March 2002. And we need to make peace. Where George Bush said that he didn't care about getting Osama bin Laden. It was like the Lord's priority. He didn't even think about him. Yeah, it was all about Iraq. I didn't think you were going to find Osama in Iraq, but you know, but whatever. But enough of this Osama bin Laden crap. You know, he's dead. Fuck him. You know, he did a bad thing. He got what he deserved. Just deserved, you know. But one last thing I do want to talk about. Like, they should try to... I mean, Bush should have accepted that. That invitation because, you know, that whole thing that happened in Arizona when that lady got shot. They're starting like a peace council and I think former President Bush, the older senior Bush and Clinton are part of it because people get so crazy about, you know, whatever side you're on that they, you know, that guy, shot that lady. So, in other words, the Republican, these, this, you know, George Bush, the first one. Yes. Feels bad for all the... I mean, because, you know what, this Republican rhetoric has been going on for years and years and years. You know, the Republican hate machine. But I mean, yeah, they hate each other and all this stuff, but they were trying to make the point like, you know, civilians or whatever you want to call us shouldn't be like shooting each other to make a point, but they pump people up so much that, you know... Instead of making a peace coalition, why don't they actually go out to the people who actually instigate shit? Have you heard what Glenn Beck says? What Rush Limbaugh says? What Sean Hannity says? I mean, they're poison on the right. And then we have poison on the left, too. That's why I said either side. You know, you have Rachel Maddow. I mean, I love Rachel Maddow, but sometimes, you know, she goes a little overboard. Laurence O'Donnell goes a little bit overboard. You know, even that one time Keith Olbermann was going overboard. It was just, you know, you had MSNBC on the left. Can you give me an example? Like, what are they saying? It's left-wing politics. You know, they're just sticking to their guns. That's how, you know, because the left sees one way and the right sees another way. You know, the right... And there's no common ground. I mean, there's common ground, but... So what's wrong with the peace summit, then? If they're going to have a peace summit and talk about that stuff, it's fine and dandy. Hey, you know what? Kumbaya. You know, we shouldn't be shooting each other type shit. But really get after the people who are... There should be more... There should be more control of what kind of stuff they're saying. I don't know about control, but maybe more... More regulation of what they're saying. Yeah. They should be more responsible in what they're saying and how they, you know, pump people up. And I understand how Maddow and Oberman, O'Donnell, and the rest of these other left-wing people, you know, do their thing and, you know, make their point. That's fine. And the Republicans have their version of what they see as right. Because they don't see eye to eye on anything. You know? But it makes no difference. I mean, with the peace summit, yeah, you can tell us, hey, don't shoot each other. And, you know, but they're constantly listening to that. Shit. Eventually, it's gonna... Well, then that's personal responsibility if you're listening to that. It's personal responsibility. Alright, because then you're talking about censorship. Alright, you wanna introduce the next song? No, we can actually keep going because we still have time. You know, it's funny, going on to... If somebody were to talk about politics, let's talk about Nazi politics. And let's talk about this Austrian baker in... Yes, let's lighten this up. Yeah, who's... He's pulling me out. Who's baking Nazi cakes and getting in trouble for it. He sells these Nazi cakes and these are... What does it say right here? The public... Swastika cakes? They're cakes. They're offering customers cakes decorated with swastikas or a baby raising its right hand in the Nazi salute. A baby. Can you imagine? A baby doing the Nazi salute. And he's selling these cakes for 90 euros, which is $128 American at a piece. You know, what this guy said is that what I'm doing is not criminal. It's like the customers want it. I'm going to get what the customers want. It's supply and demand. It's supply and demand. If the customers wanted a Gaddafi cake, I'd make them a Gaddafi cake. Or if the customers wanted a... I'd make them a... Oh, what about a Farrakhan cake? Hey, he'll make it too. For 90 euros, I believe he can make that cake. But, you know, with this right here, he has it in a book, but that's marked adults only. So it's not like children get to see that. A gun cake? What else is in there? Like the sexy cakes too? Yeah, sexy cakes. Erotic cakes. Erotic cakes, whatever, you know. I mean, what's wrong with having a swastika cake with a penis? I do. With a penis cake. There's nothing wrong with that. Oh, like a combination? Yeah, you know, the shoes. I guess if you're like a Nazi girl and you want like a... A penis swastika? Like if the Nazi girls have like a bachelorette party, they might get a swastika Nazi penis cake. Wow. Well, it says right here. Austria bans neo-Nazi activities and public displays of Nazi symbols, as well as attempts to glorify the Nazi era and deny the Holocaust. According to the spokesman for the public prosecutor in Vienna, the fact that the pictures of the cakes were not openly displayed in the shop could make it difficult to convict the pastry maker. Because he's not putting it out there? Yeah. I mean, he's not putting it like on the cake displays out there. Yeah, on public displays. It's for the adult section, which is kind of true, you know. I understand, you know. It's like you said, supply and demand. He wants, you know, somebody wants a swastika cake? Fine. Somebody wants a cake with a baby with, you know, doing the sea kyle? Go right ahead, you know. Somebody wants a penis cake or a vagina cake? Hey, he'll do it too. If you want a cake of Thomas... I think you need to verify whether those are in there or not. I'm not sure if those would be in there. You know what? Maybe we should take a trip to Austria and go to this baker and see if he has these cakes available. Will you eat some of that Nazi cake? I will eat that Nazi cake and I will take pictures of that Nazi cake. You know, Hale, if Prince Harry can get away with wearing a Nazi uniform at a costume party, I'm pretty sure he can get away with eating a swastika cake or a cake with a baby holding the... doing the Nazi salute with his right hand. You know, I think we can do that. All right. I think we should move on to the next segment, which would be more music. So we're going to start off this first set with 45 Grave doing Violent World. This is Verbal Bomb. We're going to start off this segment with Dave and Kitty on Skid Row Studios. We'll be right back. TV screen Perfect in time A super damn night There is a mother's eye Perfect in time Super damn night There is a mother's eye On a TV screen Let it flow till it's white The silence of the world The sun on a TV screen Perfect in time A super damn night There is a mother's eye Perfect in time A super damn night There is a mother's eye Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once Then once once once I'm the one, the one, the one, I'm the one Don't make no noise for us, I'm the one Put my head under, head under I'm in trouble, dead under I'm in trouble I'm the one, head under I'm the one, all my head is on the floor I'm the one, you know you want it I'm the one I'm the one I'm the one I'm the one That's why I'm a, I'm a car Speeding away with no time to spare Stealing away from that old nightmare Speeding, speeding Dying, stealing Against the grain Unrestrained I've invented a different game And I'm dealing Dealing, now I'm dealing Sooner or later it's all Over Me, me, me With urgency Speeding, speeding I am leaving Oh, say, sir, love Bless my soul Travelling Now I'm in control Speeding, speeding Term is needing Back in its return From where they Came I'll be back Like a boomerang Boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom, boom Speeding away with no time Then once once once Freedom, freedom, I seek freedom. The trailer hit, it's done, done sound, but I'm lapping it up like a greedy hound. Free at last, up the city sounds. Free at last, put my foot right down. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Shut your eyes, let's all dance. Overtaking all the charges, bitch. Throw them down, store so many in the air. Heads up, turn, the death may care. Speeding, speeding, time is needing. Bad pennies return from Wednesday cane. It all comes back like a boomerang. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Then here we go once again. Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh There's a lust that keeps me begging on my knees There's a mouth that keeps me making a fool of me Am I wanting you or haunting me? Oh, please Oh, oh, oh, oh And the way you move makes me know I'm so sure And the way you talk makes me know I adore you, hold on tight Love me, love me, love me, love me more And the way you move makes me know I'm so sure And the way you talk makes me know I adore you, hold on tight Make me, make me, make me, make me sure I'm scared, I can't escape Tied to what I know and what I think is fate One thing, I can't be sure You're giving me life There's a lust that keeps me begging on my knees Must be love that keeps me wanting to, oh please There's a mouth that keeps me making a fool of me Am I wanting you or haunting me? Oh please And the way you move It makes me know I'm so sure And the way you talk It makes me know I adore Hold on tight Love me, love me, love me, love me more And the way you move It makes me know I'm so sure And the way you talk It makes me know I adore Hold on tight Make me, make me, make me, make me sure I'm scared I can't escape Tied to what I want What I think is fate Won't be I can't be sure You're giving me that feeling And the way you move It makes me know I adore Hold on tight Love me, love me, love me, love me more And the way you move It makes me know I'm so sure And the way you talk It makes me know I adore Hold on tight Make me, make me, make me, make me sure Make me, make me, make me, make me sure. I'm scared. I can't escape. Tied to what I love and what I think is free. One day, I can't be sure. You're giving me that feeling. What a set that was. Beginning with that was 45 Grey with Violent World. After that was Super Heroines doing Death on the Elevator. After that was Preachers doing Speeding. And ending up that set was Jesse Evans doing Is It Fire? Now, we're going to switch gears. We're not going to talk about this Obama, this Osama Obama, blah, blah, blah. Again? No, we're not going to talk about that bullshit. Fuck that. Fuck politics. I hate talking about politics on the air because you know what? Politics sucks. I am done with politics. I think I've had enough politics to last me a lifetime. Me too. All right. Let's talk. Let's talk about something a little sad. Yvette Vickers. Do you know who Yvette Vickers is? Another R. I. P. Do you know who Yvette Vickers was? It's just barely. Barely. She was a Hollywood starlet. She was in Attack of the 50-Foot Woman. She played the mistress to the- Have you seen that? Yes, I have. It's actually a B-movie. Yeah. I love B-movies, you know. She was also one of the first Playboy playmates. She was actually Playmate of the Month of June 1959. You know what? And you look at that picture right there. Man, alive. That chick is hot. If I was in the 50s and I was 18, I'd be masturbating to that picture like 24-7. Well, anyways, apparently she passed away a year ago. Don't say no. A year ago. But she wasn't discovered until today. Or actually yesterday when a concerned neighbor- I think they're trying to dispute whether it was a year or not. The cops are saying, yes, it was a year. And then the DWP, Department of Water and Power, are saying that, no, they would have turned off her heater by then. Yeah. Because you know what? A lot of people- Because she was- One of her neighbors said that she was really well off. Like, why would she need to be paying bills 20- Is that your mama calling you? Yes. You want to put mama in the air? Oh. Put mama on speakerphone. Do you want to put my mama in the air? Oh, wait. I would need to call her back, huh? Yeah, you would. But you could have just put her on speakerphone right there. Oh, oh, oh, well. It's already a missed call. Yeah, well, too late now. Anyway, it's like I was saying. She was, like, well off. So maybe she had automatic bill pay, you know, where she had an accountant and everything was just paid automatically. Because, like, nobody noticed that she was- Nobody noticed that she was gone, you know? It had been quite a long time. And one of her neighbors said, I noticed there was cobwebs on her mailbox. Oh, my God. And that's when she got concerned. So- No one picked up her mail for her? Like, wouldn't even junk mail, like, build up or something? No, yeah. You would think. She actually scaled the fence, broke into the house, was rummaging through the mail, because apparently the mail had really piled up. And she was walking, and she saw something, and she thought it was just, like, clothes with a bunch of fungal growth. And when she actually looked at it, it was actually a mummified human being. Oh, my gosh. She thought it was, like, a pile of newspapers with, like, moss on it or something? Yeah. And so she- Or it was a pile of clothes. And she thought- And the space heater was on. It was still running. And that would speed up the mummification process, you know? Because if you're- If you die in the desert, you know, there's not- It's really dry. The humidity is, like, at zero percent. You know? So there's, you know, there's not going to be any moisture in the air. So you're going to, like, be preserved, you know? And it's really sad because, you know- You know, the coroner's not really sure, but he's saying that, you know, she probably passed naturally, you know? Does it matter at this point, a year later? I think it would matter. I mean, I don't think it's going to be a foul play. I mean, that'd be pretty weird. But if anything, the neighbor says she found the phone right next to her. So apparently she must have- Something must have happened to her where she was trying to dial in, you know, never really, you know, didn't get a chance to dial. She was- Let's see what it says right here. According to the IMDB, Vickers attended UCLA for three years before landing a commercial spot as the White Rain Girls. Did you ever use White Rain products? They make that- 98-cent shampoo. Yeah, the 98-cent shampoo. They make that hairspray. Not Aquanet, but it's, like, the rival to Aquanet. I know what Aquanet is. Of course. I know what- Yeah, I know you know what Aquanet is, but it's the rival to Aquanet. For every- Not Aquanet. Not Aquanet. Because, you know, if you want a good- If you want to get your hair teased out in Aquanet- In a cha-cha? Yeah, if you want it all cha-cha status, but if you want it, like, to mellow it out, White Rain, I guess, would be- would be the trick. No, that's if you can't afford the other stuff, then you get White Rain and suave and all that bullshit. Is that if you're poor? Budget. Budget. Frugal. Frugal. Budget. I wasn't going to say poor. Frugal. Thrifty. Thrifty. Thrifty. Vintage. Budget hairstyle. Budget hairstyle. She- so she was the- White Rain. White Rain spokesmodel. She wanted to start some cheap haul with hers, like Attack of the Leeches. And what's the matter with Helen? And, of course, the Attack of the 50-Foot Woman. When I- when I saw this in the news today, her- her neighbors were inter- were- were- they were interviewing, were saying that she really kept to herself. So it didn't really seem like anything was out of the ordinary. But she was a hermit. Yeah, she was really, like, a- That's when it's more dangerous for people to live- Yeah. Like some people- Like the elderly and stuff. Yeah. That don't have people to talk to. They- that happens to them frequently. That they'll die. And no one even knows because no one's checking in on them. Yeah. I mean, if- I mean, I- I wouldn't say I try to like my neighbors because I really don't know them. And I live in an apartment complex. I don't think I want to- I think I met, like, two of my neighbors. I think your landlady would know because she's collecting the rent, right? Yeah. She doesn't get that money at the beginning of the month. She starts to raise a little. Okay. So she'll notice if someone's dead. If somebody's dead. I used to work for a senior social service agency. And one of the services that we had is call- just call in. Make sure. People are okay if- Did you ever have to do a security check on somebody? Just check in. What's a security check? Where nobody's heard from the person and then you go over there and you- Safety check. Safety check. Security check. Same difference. Oh. Have you ever had to do one of those? I know- I know they've done it for- I know- I know the police do it, but since you work in the social field, do you have to do that? I don't do that myself. I mean, I- I got chartered when- whoops. Well, yeah. I used to work there. Anyways. It's a mental hospital. If we- I don't know. I wouldn't leave and go to- to check in on them myself, but we would call the police and have them do a safety check if there was someone that, you know, called in and was like ready to do something. Mm-hmm. Well, that's- I mean, I mean, it's- And for the seniors and if they weren't calling in, I think we would try and if not, then we would call the police. Oh, according. We have a call now. So, hello. Hello, caller. What's your name? Hello. Hi. My name is Zoya. Hi. How you doing? Good. Good. So- I'm doing good. I'm just listening to you guys talk about this mommy lady. Yeah. So, what's your- what are your thoughts on that? What happened- why didn't the smell, like, attract anybody? How could- wasn't there, like, a foul smell? How long was she rotting there for? Well, I think when- I don't think mummies smell, right? Well, your body's decomposing and you- They've seen a mummified cat. Did that smell? No, it didn't smell. Yeah, I've handled a mummified cat. It didn't smell. You know, you are right. Maybe there was a smell, but, you know, according to the- to the news story, there was, like, a broken window, so the, you know, I guess the- It was ventilated? It was ventilated, plus a space heater would speed up the mummification process. I mean, that's- Dry it out or what? Yeah, it would dry it out. I mean, that's really freaky. I mean, to be- I mean, that's, like, my worst nightmare, to die alone with nobody knowing, you know? I think that would be- would that be your worst nightmare, dying alone and nobody not knowing? Yeah, that kind of sucks. It's kind of sad. I don't know. I'll Debbie Downer on the podcast world. I guess it makes you appreciate the people who you have in your life. Everyone tell your close ones that you love them. You never know. I wouldn't- I wouldn't go that far. I'd say, like, hey, if something happens- if you don't hear from me for a week, give me a- you know, give me a little jingle, you know, type of a deal. You know, I'm not going to go, like, I love you guys. Please, if something happens to me, I'll- Eh, you do anyways. Yeah. It's okay. That's good. Was she a hoarder? Actually, no, she wasn't a hoarder. I think what had happened was it's just mail and just- just had piled up. I guess she had a front mail slot and it was just piling up. And she was one of those reclusive ladies who just, you know, had money set aside and just did things on her own. But according to her neighbors, she was like, when they would see her out, she would always be friendly and, you know, wave hi. I guess it makes you appreciate, like, you know, in your neighborhood, if you know somebody who's elderly, you know, wave hi to them. Because you never know when they're going to die. In like- in three months, you know. Say hi when you can or what? Yeah, say hi when you can because, you know, because if something happens to them, you're going to feel like- you're going to feel bad. I would feel bad if I found out that my neighbor died and I didn't notice about it. And I didn't know what it was. You didn't notice it at all? You know, that sucks because, I mean, like you're saying, like, if she was so friendly and she would always say hi, you would think they would miss her. Did the community do anything, like, to raise awareness to, I don't know, to like, have like a buddy, like, get what you're saying, you know, like, check in on me if you don't hear me for like a couple of days or so. I mean- Anyway, that comes to mind. I hear that. Yeah, the last person who she talked to was her ex-husband. And he said- said that he hadn't talked to her for a year and a half. So it makes you wonder. Well, then you wonder why he's- they're divorced. Hey, did they have any pictures of her or anything? I- I would be curious. Yeah, I'd be curious to see what a- what a- what a momified L. A. body looks like, especially someone who was- L. A.? Yeah, she was- Versus a New York body. Versus a New- I mean, come on, the New York body must be filled with rats or something, you know? Yeah, it probably doesn't even get to the momified stage. Yeah, I don't think- I think the rats pick it clean. Yeah, I would want to know that too. I mean, does- I- I- I would be curious. I mean, I've seen mummies. I mean, we've seen mummies before at the- I haven't seen a mummy. Yeah, you have. You've seen a mummy. You- you- you've seen a mummy's penis one time. A mummy's penis? Yeah, we went to the exhibit at the California Science Center. That was the body's exhibit. No, that was the mummy's exhibit. And we've seen a mummy- Oh, that's right! Yeah, we've seen- Yeah, we've seen- I had to cover my daughter's eyes. I've seen- I've seen them with and without the mummy stuff. Covering. Because the body's exhibit- Yeah. Is all out there. It's- it's- it's all hanging. I've never seen a mummified penis before in my life. And whoever was that mummy- I've seen a dried up- Was- was pretty blessed. Penis. I would say he was pretty blessed. You jealous? Yeah, I am. You're like, what are you guys gonna do with that mummified penis now? Because I might want to take it home and use it. I don't know. What- Transplant. Are they gonna have like a- are they gonna put her in a museum or something? Because it was kind of rare for her to become like a mummy or anything. But they're gonna have like a- Yeah, they're gonna have like a- Yeah, they're gonna have like a- Yeah, they're gonna have like a- An urban mummy. An urban mummy. You know what? Maybe you should start a campaign. You should start a Facebook page that says urban mummified this lady. You know, because I don't know if you've ever- I don't know if you've seen pictures of her. Her name is Yvette Vickers and- We can post it. Yeah, we'll post a picture of her. She was like a playmate back in the 50s. And like I said in the beginning- Yes, we don't want to hear it again. Yes, you do. I think I need to reiterate the fact that if I was 18 in 1959, I'd be masturbating to that every day. Well, not every day. Every hour. Let's just say. You know? Okay. I like the disgusted look you get. It's like you've never masturbated before in your life or you never heard the word masturbate. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, thanks guys. Thanks for calling in. Bye. Take care. Bye. Okay. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Keep listening. Thank you for listening to us. So, yeah. So, let's go on to a lighthearted subject. I'm sure you have a story to tell about something. Yes. Should we go... Well, we're already talking about mummified penises. What about a 3D penis on the silver screen? You know what? You were mentioning that earlier about 3D porn. Where is it? In Hong Kong? Hong Kong. Hong Kong. Yes. And you said it beat out Avatar? Yes. Opening day. I'm actually curious. I'm going to go. I'm down to go. I'm going to go too. To go see. And actually, they're thinking it might boost tourism, the first 3D porn flick. But it was like a good movie. Like it's really well planned? Yes. It's not just like, it has a really good story. It's like a good story with uncensored, kind of like a Brazilian novella. A Brazilian novella. I've never seen a Brazilian novella. They blur out the stuff. Really? Yes. It's all like... It's a good novella. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What channel is this on? And why am I not watching this? I don't know because you... I don't know. Is it on Spanish TV? Yeah, it used to be. I don't know if it's still on there, but it was like a good novella, but it's just had like racy scenes that they would blur out because Brazil is more liberal. Yeah. So it's kind of like this, like the same thing with this movie. It's like a good... Well, I mean, it is called 3D Sex and Zen Extreme Ecstasy. Extreme Ecstasy. Extreme. Extreme. But it's like a good movie. It just has uncensored... Now, is... Scenes, you know? I don't know. Has 3D porn been around or just new? I was watching something maybe like a couple years ago. They did a report because they're trying to... Because basically porn is what? Either magazines or video. Yeah. And so they were trying to kind of take it to the next level, but people, they were saying that it might not work. Well, no, I don't know if it's 3D or it was... What is that thing called when you put the glasses and everything's like really like crispy? Virtual? Yeah. Virtual reality porn. Virtual reality porn. But they were saying that it might not work because people like to live in the fantasy of like people not having like flaws on their body and like the little hairs or the little, you know... Have you seen anime porn? Yes, I have. I've seen computer generated anime porn and you know what? I don't think I would be into that. Oh, I think it works. Even like some of the pictures, I'm just like, whoa. Some of the pictures. Okay, the pictures. I don't know. I don't think I could get myself into that realm of like masturbating to a cartoon, you know, or watching. Like I'll watch it, you know, because I'll watch anything. But to take it to that level to where you're just like, you know, you pull it out or you put two fingers down. Pull it out. You know, and start going downtown to yourself. I don't know if I'd be able to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just because it's a cartoon? Because this is a cartoon. I mean, because like I like real women, you know? I like real women. You know, it's funny when I when I searched for porn, I don't look for like blonde and not like perfect body. I like to look... Natural? Natural. Little meat under their bones. You know, I like that. You know, I don't want to... I used to date twigs. Not this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this by a girl with meat in her bones, you know, like real porn. What's a twig? Somebody who's like 90 pounds, like super thin, you know, you can break them in half. Oh. I'm sure you dated your fair share of twigs growing up. Yes. Okay. What's your point? That wasn't planned out at all. No, it wasn't. It wasn't planned out. So what's your point? My point being... If there is one. Cartoon porn just doesn't do it for me. Okay. That's the point that I made. That came full circle. That came full circle. That's a smooth transition into... To your next topic. You can't get into cartoon. So anyways, I kind of want to see this movie and, you know, there's groups that are planning trips to go just to see this movie. So maybe... It must be that good. I'll join one of those. Maybe, you know, you're going to Mexico for a week. So why don't... I guess they've done this before. 2007, uncensored version of Ang Lee's Lust, Caution. Ang Lee, isn't she a director? Like a real famous director? I'm assuming, yes. Didn't she direct a couple of US movies? Or movies that were just came out in the US? There's so much enthusiasm in China for this film because it's forbidden. Hmm. Forbidden movie. Okay, you know, it's premiering where? In Hong Kong, you said? Yes, it is. Okay. So that's like the liberal part of like, China because anywhere else in China, I think that shit would get banned like right quick because there's such a socialist party over there. Like everything's controlled by the government. I think Hong Kong is like the redhead stepchild that gets to do whatever the fuck it wants. I mean, 3D porn in Hong Kong, okay. If this was mainland China, I don't think it would be happening. I think somebody would be dying, you know? It's blocked in the mainland, porn? Well, yeah, everything over there is controlled. I mean, China is like one of the last few communist countries. And we're back to politics. You know, and we're back to politics. I'm just saying, they're just one of the last. I'm just saying, I'm down to see some 3D porn in Hong Kong. I would want to see 3D porn too. Would I want to go to Hong Kong? Yeah, I think I would. Yeah, it's like a two for one. Yeah, it's like, you know, you get to see the sights. You'd probably want to go anyways. Yeah, I would want to go. I mean, I would want to see the movie. I wonder if they're going to release it in the States. That'd be cool if they did that. Do you think we can handle it? I wonder. Do you think we can handle it? American style? If we can handle Jackass and Team America and what else is racy? Eyes, white shirt. Oh, well, that's not really. It's like a lot of like boring stuff to finally get to the boobies. But that's the thing with Jackass. Jackass is more crude humor. You got, you know, I don't know if you ever seen it. Are you talking about sexy movies? What's the sexiest that we've had that's mainstream? Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers. I wouldn't care to mind. Right off the bat. Right off the bat. I mean, that's something I remember. Deep Throat. I mean, I remember Deep Throat cause it's like, well, I don't remember. I wasn't born when Deep Throat came out. I was, but I wasn't young enough. That was a mainstream movie. It was a, it was like one of the extra, like, you know, the, that movie with Dustin Hoffman where he plays a hustler. Uh, can't remember that movie. So you guys remember that movie? It was really famous. It received an X rating in the beginning, and then they moved it down to an R because they had to take down some of the scenes. Here with Americans, we're kind of prudish when it comes to stuff like if it's porn. Okay. It has to be underground, but like a movie like this, do you think it would get like the national attention it would deserve? Maybe it would like, um, play like in an indie theater. Those are pretty more liberal even with the regular movies because other places are more liberal about their nudity and stuff like that. That's true. It's like, okay, would you rather see this movie or would you rather see the human centipede? I want to see the human centipede. But I mean, I'll be able to see that anyways, right? Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen it yet? I still haven't seen it, but I've seen the preview. I want to see it. You know, that preview really intrigues me. Then watching that episode. We should look for it. If we could find it, let's watch it. Let's watch it. Have you seen it, Germs? Have you heard of it? Have you heard the concept? The human centipede? Yes. I know nothing about it. What is it? Oh, my gosh. They did a thing on South Park and that's because I hadn't heard about it. And then I watched the trailer like online and it looked creepy. And then on South Park, they kind of made fun of it, but it was still kind of creepy. Yeah. So what is it? Like a demented doctor wants to make like a human centipede. So he attaches like in the front, there's a person with a mouth and then their butt. Like he connects the internal organs or like the what is that thing called? It's like where the food goes. The gastrointestinal tract. It goes through all of them. So it connects like to their butt. So they're all like outside of their butt is like the next person. They're connected ass to face and then ass to face. And then at the end, there's an ass. You know, it's all there. So the whole premise is just to make a human centipede. I guess this is what the doctor wants to do. I seen the preview like last year. I've been wanting to see this movie. Is it that old? Yeah. I want to see that. It came out. It's an IFC film, an independent film channel. It's one of those movies. I was intrigued by the concept. I am intrigued about it, too. A little sawish? It's kind of a little sawish. It just makes you, it's like if you ever see Hostel. Without a moral lesson. Well, it's like Hostel. Like, you know, it's like. You don't go to Hostel. If you don't go anywhere, you don't know. If you don't, if the guy looks creepy, don't go in his house. I don't care if it's fucking raining. Don't go in his house. You're talking about rules for scary movies? Yes. Well, okay. Then there wouldn't be any scary movies. Hello. But this is reality. I mean, would you go into a scary house? Okay, then you're talking about human centipede. You never. It's a movie. You don't know what kind of freaks are out in the woods. It's a movie. You don't know if it's true. It's not Dr. Melenge or whatever his name is. What's his name? You know, Hostel was based on true events. Dr. Melenge. Yeah. The Nazi doctor in the Holocaust, he would do like experiments on people. It wasn't Dr. Melenge. He liked to do twins. He liked to, not to do them. Well, maybe, probably, but he liked to do experiments on them. He liked to experiment. Mengele? He used to experiment on the Jews. You're thinking about Mengele. There you go. Thank you for the correction, Jeremy. Yes. Not Mengele. It's like that show. I mangled Dr. Mengele's name. It's like that part in Showgirl. It's where she's like, oh, what's that? Versace? Honey, it's Versace. Oh, you know. Dr. Merengue. That's what I thought you were saying. Dr. Merengue. I thought so too. I was like, what does Cuban music have to do with this? So what if the doctor likes merengue? Merengue has nothing to do with the Holocaust. No, it doesn't. But Mengele. Mengele. Mengele. Oh, speaking of, I don't know how I came into. Well, actually, I do know the train of thought. Mengele, Holocaust, Hitler killed himself with his girlfriend. Osama bin Laden tried to use one of the wives as a shield. So they both died. That's like the ultimate pussy move right there. I'm not going to go down. If I'm going to go down, I'm going to make sure I use a human shield. Oh, yeah. Well, you're going to have to go through her first. OK. And they shot her in the leg. And they shot him in the eye. So you tell me. You know. How many wives did he have? I don't know. He should have put them all in front of him. Should have. Or all around him. I don't know. He was living in a compound. Encircled. I think if he had a shitload of wives, I think it would be kind of noticeable there. Like, hey, why is there a party? So he only took one? His favorite? His favorite? I don't think that's his favorite. He uses a human shield. Hey, when you're desperate, freaking. I don't care if you're desperate. You don't use your favorite. OK, you're going to die anyways. If I can't have her, no one can. I guess. OK. Yay. So getting back to what you were saying. Sorry. It's jolly now. I'm jolly. I'm jolly because of. We went from spicy to jolly. I went from spicy to jolly. Thank you, brother David. You're the reason why I'm jolly. I love you. You look pretty hot in your label. OK. So are we on to the next topic or music? No, no. Let's continue on. You had shown me a story earlier about a dude who stabbed a lamb. Oh my God. No, it's a goat. A goat. OK. He's OK. He stabbed a goat. Charleston, West Virginia. OK. OK. West Virginia. OK. That's not surprising he stabbed a goat. But the way he. The way he stabbed. The way he. Let's tear down these stigmas of these states. OK. When these stigmas. We're not all surfers here in California. Well, that's how everybody sees this. And we're not all homeless here in LA. OK. So how many times. And we're not all gangster all in La Puente. What is La Puente? I don't know. OK. Go on. It's OK. I'm sorry. But it is in Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. Whatever. He stabbed a goat. But in the fashion he. In the way he stabbed a goat. He only stabbed it once. He stabbed it once. But it died. How was he dressed? Woman's underwear. And a porn magazine was seen nearby. OK. Did he fuck the goat? Does it say that he has sex with the goat? It doesn't say if they did a medical examination on the goat to verify if it had been penetrated. They didn't take no semen samples from the dude? It was wrapped around his neck. The goat was wrapped around his neck? When they came in, he said, don't come in. I'm naked. And he was wearing woman's underwear. The goat was dead on his neck. And was he masturbating? Was he? That's pretty fucking sick. If he's masturbating. He's a dead goat. With a dead goat. Maybe he was using it like a shawl. OK. They opened the door. And he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing. And the goat was dead. And there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene. It was a pet goat. It was still wearing its pink collar as it lay there dead. Blood coming from its neck. Pornographic magazine. Photo lying a few feet from the goat. Did he say why he killed the goat? He'd been high on bath salts for a couple of days. Bath salts. That's like the new thing with the kids these days. They're snorting those fucking bath salts. Before we go into that, RIP. That's a real thing. What the fuck is that all about? It's supposed to give you like this intense high like speed. But it's like a psychotic killer high. Bath salts. You can buy them anywhere. You can buy them anywhere in the US. Internet. I didn't know about this one. In the store. Don't try it, please. They'll probably kill us here next week. I've heard of bath salts and I've never used them. Oh hells. I've heard too many bad stories. It goes back to finding the ultimate high. You know, heroin's not enough so what's next? Hey, let's do bath salts. I heard because they're tightening up on the ingredients to make meth. So people are trying to find another cheap high. So bath salts apparently work. But you'll be high for days and you'll do like crazy shit. There was even this cup of sun. You'll do it once and you're high for days? Correct. You'll do like weird ass shit. Sounds pretty economical actually. Well, it's a cheap high. I don't think you're on it for days. I think what it is is you snort it and it gives you that intense high like... You're on it for days. You're not on it for days because you're constantly doing it. Because these bath salts are number one really cheap. You can buy them anywhere. Oh, so they're doing it for days. You're doing it for days. That's what you're saying? Oh, okay. But it just takes a little bit just to fuck you up because it causes psychosis. It causes you to do stupid things. Back to the cop's son, he shot himself. He killed himself. The guy killed himself? Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, he was high on bath salts. Well, I would want to kill myself too because I'm in... He was tortured. He was tortured? No, no, no. This is a different... No, I'm talking about the cop's son. There was another case that the cop's son was just like... He looked tormented because like you said, it's like a psychotic kind of high. It fucks with your brain. And so he was tortured. And so the cop's son was like... He was tortured. And so the cop's dad was like, hey, just go to your room and sleep it off or whatever. But the kid shot himself. He couldn't take it. I guess he was tormented. So his father as a cop didn't notice that his son was high on bath salts? So anyway... Can you say parenting? It's like how... Okay, I'm sorry. But how the fuck are you not going to know your kid's high? My parents know when I'm high. They look at my eyes and my mom goes, . Like I'm fumigated. Of course I'm high. I mean, and for your son to just to sleep it off, I mean, that's kind of... I don't know. It just seems like a little far fetched to me. But I will say this. You're going to do bath salts, you get what you deserve. I mean, that shit really rots your brain and it really fucks you up. I mean, apparently that's what the kids are into these days. They're desperate. They're desperate for a high. I mean, meth, you can make meth. You can make meth any old time. Well, but that's the thing. They're making it harder to get the ingredients because of all the regulations. Now you need a show ID to get the ephedrine and all that crap. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you can find some crooked people who are just going to be like, all right, just give me a... No, I mean, you could still buy it. I mean, it's still available. It's just like... It's like there's a... In Florida, you know what's funny? I've noticed Florida has the weirdest stories to come out of Florida ever. There's this doctor in Florida. I guess in Florida they have this thing called pain clinics. So you don't have to... If you have a prescription or if you have pain, you go to these doctors and they prescribe you pain pills like Oxycontin, Vicodin, Pricaset, whatever. All the... Any type of pain medication you need. Well, apparently this doctor got in trouble with the law because he wanted to have sex. Not with the person who wanted the painkillers, but he gave the person painkillers to show him a way so he can have sex. And he was like, hey, I'm gonna have sex with two other girls that were in the office with him. So in other words, he was like, hey, if I gave you a prescription of Vicodin for like three months, would you be willing to leave? And... But weren't they gonna leave anyway? Well, I guess, you know, sometimes the power of penis, you know, it makes you think of other things. Or like maybe they were like about to get it on and then like a patient came in. He's like, hey man, I'll give you pills if you just leave. Why? Well, wasn't he gonna give him pills anyway? I don't understand what the beef is. Yeah, you know, I think that's the beef. I think what it was was he was an undercover cop. And when he tried to shoo him away by bribing him with pills, that's when he busted him. All because he wanted to have sex. If he would have just done his doctor's things, okay, let me look at you really quick. Okay, get out of here. You don't need pain pills. All right, here are some pain pills. Did his thing, I think nothing would have happened. He could have had sex with these two girls. And the guy would have gotten free pain, you know, medication. But since he was horny and he was thinking with his willy, not with his brain, he got in trouble. The guy told on him? No, he was a cop. He was an undercover cop. Oh, my God. Oh, well, then, there you go. Because he was trying to, he had gotten complaints about, you know, him just dealing, you know, pills. Because in Florida, it's like a big business. If you have a prescription and you go to these pain clinics, they'll give you a prescription for the pain medication. People sell this shit on the streets. And they've done investigations where... Yeah, I heard Florida, you can get a lot of drugs on the streets. Yeah, in Florida, you can do a lot of shit there. We wouldn't expect this Florida. It's Americans' wang. I mean, have you looked at Florida? Florida looks like a penis. It really does, you know. And to some surprise, we're not fucking Cuba, you know. No, that's just the way it is. Okay, so you want to go on to some music now? Yes, please. All right. How are we going to start this off with? Next is the queen of all queens, Madonna with Pretender. Pretender. You're listening to The Virgin Momma Show. Then here's Gina here. Gina here. Gina here. Gina here. Gina here. Gina here. Gina here. Gina here. The way he held my hand, I wanted more than just a one night stand. He had a way of making me believe that he was mine and that he'd never leave. I know that I should take my friend's advice. Cause if it happens once, you know it happens twice. If there's a chance, then I know I've got to try. I make him dance with me, I make him tell me why he's a pretender. He's a pretender. 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The CRS on the metro They shook me down for this bribe On my knees for the searching When my passport had finally arrived Called my mom from a paid phone Sent me down to my last And she said That she would send me to college And I should call my dad The waitress that you married Well She hung up the phone You know She never said She never did like me But I can stand on my own Sold my plasma in Amsterdam And then I spent it all in one night Buying drinks at the milk vague For a soldier in red I've searched the world over For my angel in black I've searched the world over I've searched the world over I've searched the world over I've searched the world over For your trash girl For your trash girl For your latest latest latest latest All right, welcome back. Of course, we started off with Madonna Pretender. Next was Vanity Six, Nasty Girl. Created by Prince, and one of his girlfriends was in it. And he kicked the original member out because he wasn't with her, and he put his girlfriend in it. Apollonia Six? Is that how Apollonia Six started? Because it was Vanity Six first, and then it was Apollonia Six afterwards. Oh, maybe. I love her brain. That was Pink Dollaz with Never Hungry. That? Part of the jerk. Jerk. You're showing me this jerk dancing movement. You're showing me this jerk dancing video, and it's kind of weird. It kind of looks like they're doing... It's black kids doing Irish jigs. Irish jigs, a.k.a. jerking. Yeah. And Tix on Speed with Eurotrash. Eurotrash. Arrow. Arrow. Eurotrash. Eurotrash, girl. So anyway. We wanted to talk about In-N-Out? Yeah, what's up with that? R. I. P. original In-N-Out. Yes. I was going to... I was going to the most hated store in Baldwin Park, which is Walmart. So you weren't going to go to the In-N-Out? Maybe that's why, because people weren't going. Well, it's closed. How about that? How are you going to go to that when it's closed? They barricaded it up. I thought they... Well, let's tell the listeners in case they're not familiar with the local culture here. The original In-N-Out opened up in Baldwin Park by some surfer dudes back in the day, and they closed it up. It was like locked down or something, and they built one right next to it. So I thought that they were going to make it into a museum, and that's what the local rumor was, that they were going to make it into a museum, and then they were going to build a regular one. 1948 it was built. Yes, 1948 it was built. And I mean, I have memories there as a kid. I'm pretty sure you have memories going there as a kid too. I remember going there when I was like, what, 15, 16, with my friends, or even in my 20s. I didn't know it was like a California thing. I thought, you know, you grow up in California, you grow up in that area, but it's a California thing, and that was the first one. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I've been to that one. I feel all historic and shit. Yeah, it's the one... Well, because where you live at, there's one that's near your place, right? Yeah, that one's really good. Yeah, where I used to live at, the original one was there. Now, when somebody comes out of state, the first place you take them is to In-N-Out, because that's like one of the first places I take. Yes, and actually, I do take them to the one by my house, because I think it tastes a little better. Yeah. Yeah, the one in Baldwin Park, well, I wouldn't call it the original one, but the mock original one with the university and the store now. Their food there is good. I mean, I love In-N-Out, and I will always love In-N-Out. But it doesn't taste as good as the one over there. So what happened when you were driving by, and when was this? I'd say it was about a week ago. I was driving towards everybody's favorite store, Walmart, to... Ooh, no, I'm just kidding. Yeah, boo, Walmart. Everybody I know hates Walmart. We're in tight times, but we all go there. Yeah, man. Niggas is broke these days. I was coming home, and I noticed that they had demolished the In-N-Out, and I was with my mom, and I go, what the hell? How did they destroy that? That's like a landmark. And there's no rhyme or reason why, because when I used to go there, there used to be the In-N-Out was right there, and right next to the freeway was that... Was that... It was a store called Birds Love Us, and it was a bird shop, and it was sold nothing but, like, cockatiels and canaries and... I always wondered about that stupid bird store, because it's right by the freeway, and it's like birds I know are delicate. So why would you put it by something that has, like, smog and stuff, and it's so much traffic? Wouldn't the birds get scared? Apparently not, because the birds seem to love it. When I would go there, the birds were happy to see everybody, you know, because, you know, you have a double-double on one hand and a shake on the other, and you're walking down to Birds Love Us, and you're like... Well, I should buy me... You know, I mean, what the hell would motivate you to buy a bird when you're eating a burger? I don't know. I never got that, but I always thought as a little kid, I always thought that was an ad bonus. And then they moved that bird place to, like, another place that's even closer to the street. Like, it's, like, across the street near that other carniceria. They moved? I didn't know they moved. Where did they move to? Like, next to that carniceria, like, it's even more... It's on Francisquito, but it's, like, across on the other side, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They moved it down more. So it's, like, right on the street. So instead of being in a little shopping center, it's, like, right on the street now. So the poor little birds. I don't know if they're still happy. Well, the next time I go down there, you have to take me to that place because I want to see Birds Love Us. I miss that place. And, you know, when they built the second In-N-Out, the one over the freeway, that was right after they had built the Target in that area because I remember back when I was a kid, that used to be all the latest. It used to be low-income housing and apartment buildings. And the line to get inside... to that In-N-Out was always crazy. And people would literally park on the train tracks that are near there. So when I train, you know, luckily no trains ever went there until the Metrolink showed up. But I remember going there, you know, parking your car, get down, ordering, or ordering in the car. Get down. You know, and it would always, I would always, you know, because I would be like- There's a line at Alda In-N-Out, it seems like. Yeah, there, I mean, I've been to the one on, I worked near the one on Sunset and Highland. That one is crazy, like crazy packed. I mean- My friend wouldn't work at one because they wouldn't let her paint her nails. They rejected me at In-N-Out because I didn't have that can-do attitude. Apparently my interview sucked when I got there. Oh, I thought you said you worked there. No. Oh, it didn't even get that far. I got to the first interview and they're like, what do you want to work at In-N-Out for? Because I need a job. Because you want to put forth the family tradition and you're proud of California and you love In-N-Out. I thought that would be ass kissing the place. Hello, what do you think a job interview is? Kissing ass. Hello. You know, but- So I guess this Congress lady is saying she didn't even know about it until after the demolition? Well, In-N-Out got the permits for it and wasn't- To what? To demolish it. But then, I mean, what are they going to put there now? It's crazy. I say we boycott whatever sits in that place. I'm not going to boycott In-N-Out. Are you crazy? Boycott whatever they put in its place. I don't think- Would you let me finish my thought? I don't think they're going to put anything there. I think what- As you said earlier. I think they're going to leave it there as an empty spot. Yeah. That makes no sense. It doesn't. Or they should have kept it open. Or they should have made it into a museum. That's what I thought it was going to be. That has a lot of historical reference. Where's the museum going to be at? Fucking Irvine. That's where the corporate headquarters are at now. You know, it's funny because In-N-Out is only a California, I think they're in Nevada. We can't even cry about it or write a letter because it's already gone. So we're crying over spilled milk. Pretty much. But it's a damn shame. Well, actually, well, I mean, well, there are a team of them, but the 76 balls, remember the 76 balls at the gas stations? They were starting to replace those with a sign that had like a circle with a 76, but getting rid of the balls. When people started noticing that, now there actually is like a committee or like people that are like trying to preserve the balls. People, people, people want their balls. Yeah, people want balls, not a like freaking memory of a ball or something that looks like the ball. They want the 3D ball. Nobody wants a flag with a ball. They want a real ball in their face. Exactly, exactly. If you're going to go to 76, you want an orange ball. You want a ball on your face. You want to put a ball on your antenna. And one on your antenna. Do cars still have antennas? No, but they still sell stuff to put on your antenna. I don't know how that works. I remember I used to buy those 76 balls. Buy? They're supposed to give them to you. Sorry. Not when I got them back then. I remember one time I was like In 19-dickety-two? In 19-dickety-two as a matter of fact. 18-dickety-two, my bad. It was 19. I was starting, I was coming up with an idea for a band. I thought, oh, the 76 logo would be cool because back then everybody was like stealing logos. And I thought, if I flip it upside down, it's 9L. What can that be? Nine lives. Like a cat. Like a cat. And all our songs will be cat themed. You know how far that idea went? As far as 9L? First practice? Not even first practice. It just hit the idea part and I was thinking, are you, and my friend told me, what are you, dumb? Oh, at least, you know, friends should help friends out. So he helped me out. In times like that. Snaps you out of it? Yeah, because it wasn't going to be an all cat band. Oh. Talking about cat songs and tabbies and how I hate. Persian. How I hate shitting in a box. How it degrades me. Oh. I would be down for that band. I'd be down for it too, but not, but I think, I think I would start a cat band, but I would want to dress up in cat costumes. I'm down for that. Can we start a cat band? I don't see why we can't. If we start a cat band, we'll, we'll debut on the Verbal Vomit show. Yeah. We'd have to do it acoustically though. I don't know about that. Who's going to sing? Me. Hello. Ew. Hello. Hello. Meow, meow. Thank you. Meow. I can just do it. Meow, meow. That's like the version of duh. You know, it sounds like these I Wish We Had The Meow mix. It seems like, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Why'd you stop? Left me on the hang. I thought you were down. I was, then I got scared. Oh, don't get scared. Break the stigmas, man. I can't help it. You know, stigmas are always with me. So that's a real tragedy right there. That landmark is forever gone. And there's, you know, there's a lot of land. You know, there was, At least the donut hole is still there. You know, somebody was telling me that what would happen if the donut hole was to get torn down? I think La Puente would just like die. Snappies is still there. Okay, what's more famous, snappies or the donut hole? The donut hole. Okay, who's been in movies, the donut hole or snappies? Donut hole. I'm not arguing you about the donut hole, but at least we had snappies. Snappies. Snappies. Snappies. Are they paying you to say this? Yeah. When you go. In bean burritos? In bean burritos and tiki punch. Mmm, tiki punch. It seems like when you go there, purple vomit. They're like, what are you talking about? I'm talking about, I mentioned the tiki punch and the bean burrito. Oh, you're that lady. Go right ahead. Come into the kitchen. Come into the kitchen. See what we make the beef out of. We make it out of dog. My mom used to call snappy tacos tacos de perro. I was still eating it though because it never tasted like dog. It just tastes like flavorless. I don't like their ground beef, but I do love their beans. They do have good beans. You know. Beins. Beins. You like the beans. Nothing says love to a Mexican like lard. Mexicans love lard. Yes, they do. You being Mexican, you love lard. My mom back in the day wouldn't buy lard. She would make bacon like once a month or something. No, is it bacon? No, chitlins or what is that? The skin. What is that? Chicharron. Chicharrones. There you go. Chicharrones. Like whenever she needed lard and then like she would scoop it all out and like that's what she would cook with back in the day. I wish I knew your mom back in the day. So I could get with all that, you know, greasy goodness. That's one thing with Mexicans, you know, me being Mexican. Greasy goodness? We love, you know, the way to our hearts is grease. Oh my God. That would help. Yeah. And then you wonder why we have heart attacks. I mean, have you been to a taco truck where they haven't searched? Something that's drenched in grease? I mean, you like potato tacos and that shit's drenched in grease. I mean, who invented that? Mexicans. Hello. If it tastes good. If it tastes good. Mexican. You know. They didn't invent salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. So. So you don't win friends with salad. Yeah. And apparently birds of rust had moved somewhere else in Francisco, you know. Birds love you or how does it go? No, birds love us. You know, that's the, that's what it was originally called. But now, you know, the In-N-Out being there kind of sucks. You know, you still have In-N-Out but it's still, you know, you, when you grew up, growing up in that area. I had pride knowing where the first In-N-Out was. Or not even that. Just, you know, even. Don't ruin my memory. Of course, I'm not going to ruin your memory. But even eating there at that first In-N-Out saying that, you know, I ate at that In-N-Out. You know, you still have the memories but, you know. Do you like animal style fries? I love anything that's animal style at In-N-Out. I've yet to, I've, I've, Some ketchup on that? I've conquered the four by four but I've, I've yet to conquer the eight by eight. You know, that's a lot of meat. How do you even? That's a lot of meat for me to handle. Oh my God. I love meat. You're going to take a bite out of that? Well, you don't, you don't take a bite. You just slice it or something. No, you eat that shit, you eat that shit in sections. In layers? In sections. Just like a part, you know. I had a friend put up a picture of a, I think it was a 32 by 32. It's like, how do you eat that? How do you eat 32 patties in one sitting? You know? Did he eat in one sitting or did it take him like a week or something? Probably constipated. I think he shared it with friends. No, okay, that makes sense. Maybe like instead of a submarine sandwich get the 32 by 32 or something. Nothing to kill your colon but 32 patties of meat. You know what that would be good for? The human centipede could probably eat that. Yeah. 32 by 32 because they have three intestines. Not, not, not cuttlefish and asparagus. Not cuttle, what was it? Vanilla paste? Vanilla pudding or cuttlefish. Or cuttlefish. Oh, cuttlefish. A cuttlefish not settling well in my stomach. Could you imagine living like the human centipede? You imagine being the middle piece? You're stuck to someone's ass and then someone's mouth is stuck on your ass. How would you feel if you're the, if you're the end piece? You're stuck on somebody's ass and shit comes out of your ass. You don't even get to taste it. You get to taste ass. Yep, that's your life. That's your life. You're taking out, you take shit and you let shit go. I think I would fight for that first spot. The front spot is the sweet spot right there. The middle part's kind of fucked and the end part's not too good either. The end part's like you're the most fucked. that one's second place. No, the middle one is the, the, the, the, the last place. No. First place is the front one. Okay. Okay, who cares? There's just someone on your ass. Yeah. The middle one, ugh. You're eating ass and you're getting your ass eaten. Yes, and then the last one, you're eating ass and you're shitting. Okay, but see, the middle piece would be the sucky piece. No, yes, exactly. There we go. We agree on one thing. We should mark this day down. We should shake hands at the sign of unity. Yeah. We found unity on the worst piece of the human, centipede was. It took the human centipede to bring you. It took the human centipede to unite us. Yay, human centipede, you changed our lives. Human centipede, USA, USA. America, fuck yeah. You know, that was the first song I put when Osama bin Laden was in America. that was fitting. That was fitting. Actually, it was Celebration Makula and the Gang. Yeah, aka Skinner. Skinner? A la Skinner, I mean. Not a la Skinner, a la Al Gore. Oh, my bad, but. Well, America's kind of. Oh, there you go. How could you not love this song? How could you not love it? Fuck yeah. Have you seen the movie, Tim? Yes, I have. I mean, I love that movie, but it used to freak out an ex-girlfriend of mine. She could not watch that movie. You would go out with somebody that would freak you out. I didn't know that in the beginning. I didn't know that was going to be, that was like a deal killer. No way. It's like, how could you not like that movie? You know, oh, it freaks me out. Well, that's a deal killer. I'm sorry. Oh, is that why you guys broke up? Yes. Oh, okay, at least you have some sense. It wasn't the abuse. It was the fact that we didn't like, she didn't like the America. Well, I mean, if human centipede can unite us, then I'm sure Team America can break someone up. I'm pretty sure, I'm sure of that too. Yes, because that's just how it goes. Damn, you know what? You don't notice we are going to major action outside today. Helicopters, sirens, what's next? Yeah. I'm waiting for somebody to plunge off the fucking 15th floor. The human fly. Human fly here. The human fly. Climbing up the wall. I spent all night dying in my underwear. Hello. Do you want to talk about this? A crappy part of America? Yeah, let's talk about a crappy part of America. I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I would say that I'm pissed at this decision that they're making, but I respect it. I respect the decision they are making. I respect the decision they're making, because you know what? They're taking their medicine like humans. Humans? Like humanoids? They're taking their medicine like they're supposed to, yet they're fighting for a good cause. They had, okay, this couple had their medical marijuana license under Bush. Bush was all crazy trying to arrest people and everything, so they got arrested. One of them's a physician and one of them's an attorney. One of them has cancer. All legit. Who has cancer? The physician or the attorney? Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. Fry. The doctor. The doctor. Yeah. That would be the physician. So, basically, I guess, even though it happened under Bush, Obama's still prosecuting these cases, so they're actually supposed to turn themselves in today. Is today the second or the third? Today's the third. So they should have turned themselves in yesterday then. Or is it today? Yep, to serve, guess how much time? How much time? Five years. Five years. Five years for what? For, because it's still, it was still violating federal law. So even though they had the marijuana license, Bush, you know, went after them and Obama's upholding that. So please explain to me how this is a proud moment or like, would you say that they're taking their medicine or what? They were trying to take their medicine and that's how they got screwed over because. I think, you know, by, I think that, well, they should really fight this. I mean, they were trying to. Yesterday, there were protests up in, um, Sacramento. Well, if you think about it, um, under federal law, it's still illegal, but under state law, it's not, it's, it's. And what's his name? Obama's doing rates too. So I don't know what his problem is. Well, you know, it's, it's still a federal, I mean, cause I mean, if you think about it, but marijuana is legal in California, Nevada, I believe, and in Colorado, I think. They just passed it in Arizona. In Arizona. Uh, there are states that have medical marijuana laws in, the books. And what they're, uh, what they want to do is they, um, they're trying to find a way to, to, to regulate it and it's not working. Um, I mean, here in LA. They still don't tax it even with the dispensaries? It's cause, what's the, what is the way the dispensary's supposed to be in like a, a non-profit organization? You're not supposed to make money off of it? Germs, do you know anything about this? Um, what Dave is saying is true, that, uh, dispensaries are supposed to be non-profit. Yeah. But, that's a joke. Yeah, it is a joke because, it's funny because when, when they first passed medical marijuana here in, in California, all of these dispensaries popped up. I mean, I look at the LA Weekly, I mean, you can get, you can pretty much get a license if you, if you know how to sell it. You know, if you know how to sell yourself to the doctor. But that's not the, the beef. The question I'm asking is about the money and the non-profit and the legal, legalization. It's supposed to be non-profit but, you know, there, there's, Taxing. That's my question. That's, they're not being taxed? There, there's no tax being enforced right now. But that was one of the bills that they were trying to pass is to actually tax medical marijuana. Yeah, that's, that's what, you know, that's one of the reasons why Prop 19 failed. If they would have some type of regulation on it, because everybody thought, oh, Marlboro's gonna take over and, you know, corner the marijuana market. Marlboro doesn't want part of that. They have, they make plenty of business by killing people every year with their cigarettes. So what are you talking about? I never, I never bought that argument either. Yeah, neither did I. Because, if you consider, uh, the political stance of a lot of people in this country, for Marlboro to come out with marijuana cigarettes, Yeah. would just be bad for business. It would be bad for business, totally. And plus, I think Marlboro would just, would make it like a cigarette adding all that additive crap, you know? see, that's, that's the one thing that I knew, one time I knew Prop 19 was coming out last year, I knew it was gonna fail, because it wasn't really well written, and they should have put somewhere where it can be regulated, where it can be taxable income. It wasn't? No, it's not, it's not, I mean, they should tax it, because you know what, the state would at least come up with at least four billion dollars a year. So what was it gonna do then? But if you're a medical marijuana club that doesn't feel like getting busted immediately, or being at the top of the list, you're, you're paying those taxes anyway. Yeah. And that's a smart thing to do, because it keeps you under the radar, and it, and you're doing the one thing that the government wants you to do, that's pay taxes and shut them up, by giving them money. You know, you're basically bribing them to say, don't, don't, don't, break down my story. Have you ever seen Super Jaime? No. Okay. It was Doug Benson spent 30 days smoking weed, and then 30 days, Oh, I think I saw the beginning of it, but I didn't see the end of it. He started with 30 days not smoking weed, and 30 days of smoking weed. And he was like more productive and stuff, right? There was a point in the movie where one of, I think the clinic he was going to got, the dispensary he was going to got raided, you know, and that was under Bush, and even under Obama, because it's still, if you think about it. Why is he doing these raids, man? Yeah, that raid was at the pharmacy, which is over on Sunset in West Hollywood. Yeah, how long ago was that? That wasn't too long ago, was it? Well, in that movie. That movie is kind of old right now, actually. So it was probably, I'd say two or three years ago. Yeah, I remember that scene, and yeah, I live, I kind of, I wouldn't say kind of live near there, I'm like. So it doesn't matter, so what happened? So, getting back to what I was saying, if you regulate this and tax it, I don't think, I don't think people would have a problem with it. It's just that stigma that marijuana has. So are they trying to make an example of this couple, or what? I think so. I mean, because if you think about it, it's still illegal under federal law. Mm-hmm. So you're still taking a risk? You're still taking a risk. What do you think Obama's mentality behind this? Well, I mean, I don't think, I don't think it's him per se, because he, because if that was his stance. He's doing raids also. If he was doing, well. So I'm not, you know, excluding him completely. Because if you think about it, the DAA doesn't really raid dispensaries nowadays like they used to back a few years ago, because dispensaries are getting raided all the time. Mm-hmm. You know, but since. This is under Obama, yes. But since they have rules in place, Obama's not making that an issue. He has bigger things to worry about than, than, than now. Than, than now. Well, back then, then, to just sort of raiding, you know, raiding a dispensary for no apparent reason. Well, I think it's unfair and, you know, it was voter approved and it's bullshit. If, if anything, I think this, this couple is going to make an example like what's wrong. Like retarded? Yeah, what's wrong with the system? They could be martyrs of the, you know. This whole thing. Because if you really think about it, I mean, it doesn't kill anybody. Since this, you know, there's, there's been papers, it doesn't kill nobody. It doesn't cause cancer. And people who say it does cause cancer, they're full of shit. You know, there's no additives in marijuana. There's, it's, it's from the earth. It doesn't kill you. Is, um, the marijuana that's out there in the dispensary is organic? I wouldn't say. Actually, you know what? I smoked some marijuana. I guess you would call it organic, because it was, it was fertilized with bat guano. And it had a really earthy taste to it. But you know what? That shit fucked me up. Do you know germs? Yeah, so, some, some dispensaries will advertise their stuff as organic, which means, like, just like what, uh, Dave just said, it's, they use organic, uh, organic fertilizers to grow it. Uh-huh. Okay. Hey, you got a caller. Oh, cool. Yay. Let's see if they want to be on the air. They're on. Oh, they're on the air. Hello, caller. What's your name? And they hung up. Oh, that didn't move. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hello, what's your name? hello, you're on the air. Hello. Can you hear me now? Yes, I can hear you now. My phone's not working. Oh. Oh. Can you hear us? Because we can hear you. I can. You, you want to hang up and call again? Can you hear me? You can. Yes, we can, we can hear you, so just keep talking. I can drive back, okay. Okay, well, anyways. I have to, oh, bust. bust. Bust. We can speak about the next topic. Bust, I love bust. I love my own bust. Is that why you sleep without a shirt on? That's why. You can feel yourself up at night? I love to feel myself up at night. Nothing feels better than my hands around my own body. Anyways. I'm sure, I'm pretty sure you do it too. If you do. This Dutch woman, I didn't know that this was a problem, but maybe for older ladies, I don't know. I don't know. A cure for cleavage wrinkles. Have you seen cleavage wrinkles? I've seen my fair share of cleavage wrinkles. I'm not going to name any names, but I've seen my fair share. So those are horizontal, no, vertical? They're kind of like vertical, yeah. They kind of look like crow's feet. They're vertical. So basically, it's like a bra, how would you describe, like a bra without the cups that has like this thing in the middle so your boobs don't stack on each other. Don't stack on each other. Don't stack on each other at night if you sleep sideways so you don't get cleavage wrinkles. So you're not supposed, so if you sleep sideways, it's going to prevent cleavage wrinkles? Correct, because then the boobs will be separated. I got a sure cure for that without buying that. Just put my face in between your tits. That's how I would do it. You want to get wrinkles? I mean, I'm pretty sure Jeremy would do that too. You would volunteer for that, wouldn't you? I would. To be somebody, to prevent cleavage wrinkles, I would sleep with my face in somebody's tits. Why not? There's nothing wrong, or, well, some women that don't have someone to put their face there every night to separate their boobs. There's plenty of people in downtown LA looking for a job. I'm pretty sure they can do it. Oh my gosh. Who would be paying who? I would pay. Before she invented this bra, she slept with stuffed socks sewn between the cups of an old bra. Stuffed socks. So she used to stuff herself? No, no, no. Because, the stuffed socks would go between. I meant stuff like down there. Oh, guys, you said stuff. This is for a girl. I know. There's a difference between girls and guys. It's called comedy. Apparently, you don't know what that is. So what's your point with the socks? That you guys appear bigger? Some guys stuff. That's really funny. And girls stuff too. Girls stuff too. I've seen that. I've actually witnessed some girls. Have you ever touched one? No. I was at a... That must be so scary. I think it was like 18. I was at Arena. You know, the big gay club back then in West Hollywood. Mm-hmm. And some dude... You would be there. Yeah, I would be there. Some girl. Some dude went down some girl's chest because he was a tranny and went under her shirt and ripped off the tissue out of her bra and said, bitch, what you trying to pull? Don't you stuff with my man? No way. Who would do that? Apparently, she did. She did. Oh, my God. I wonder how the tranny knew. She said, I asked. You asked? Oh, I didn't ask, but I heard. Uh-huh. They looked lopsided. Oh, my God. Maybe the girl didn't flatten them out enough and you could tell the creases. Maybe the girl shouldn't have done it after she got to the club because before she didn't stuff. Oh, like a before and after shit. It's like, how are you going to come out of the bathroom with bigger boobs? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'll be right back. I'll listen. How the fuck are you going to go from a B cup to a D cup? Trust me. No. BRB. There used to be a, you remember Punky Brewster? Mm-hmm. Remember that episode where Cherry, Cherry Johnson trying to get tits and she's- A tennis ball, right? Or something? She's in a tennis ball. It looks like a diaphragm and she's trying to work out her breasts and then Punky, but it's a soleil move for I, Punky Brewster ended up getting the boobs. Have you ever seen her boobs? No, she had to get a breast reduction. She got a breast reduction because they were hurting her. They were pretty big. Yeah, they were pretty big. So I guess that thing worked. Did she do it on the show? I, yeah, I don't know if she did it on the show, but I know a girl who has huge boobs, but when you look at her, it doesn't look like she has huge boobs at all. It's weird. Incognito huge boobs. Yeah, I want to see them. Like, I'm really interested. How do you know them? I've heard stories. Oh, how's that sad because you're all talking about her? They're not sad. They don't say. No, I'm saying that's sad. You guys are all talking about her, her big incognito boobs. She knows it. She's the one who hides them. Oh my God. Well, good luck with that endeavor. Yes. Well, one day, I don't know when, when it happens, I'll take a picture and I'll show it to you. Yeah, I'm sure she'll appreciate that. I'm sure she will because she won't know. Have you heard of a thing called Rufy Colada? That works. No, I haven't. Thanks for telling me though. I'll give you one later on. When we go, when, when we go pick up your cat, two second cat. But, but, but, but by the way, she's, she's leaving for Mexico for a week. So she might die. She doesn't come back. We have a new, we have a co-host filling in next week. Her name's Alice. So she'll, she'll be filling in. Yeah, I know. I didn't even blink on that one. No, I didn't. It's like Seinfeld. I have, I got, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I want to talk more about, we were talking about Mexico last year, of last year. What the fuck? We were talking about Mexico last week. I want to talk more about this. All right. Don't be talking shit about my country. Your country? I didn't know you were born in Mexico, so I'm sorry if I offend, but you said you're scared because you don't want to die over there. I think I'm more scared of getting raped. Raped? Why are you scared of getting raped? Oh my God. Typical guy. Typical guy. What? What's scared about that? What's so scary about getting raped? Some free sex. I'm not saying it's free sex. I'm saying, why do you have that fear? I mean, why do you have that fear? One in three women. Okay. It's a true thing. You don't have to be a statistic. You can just say, I'm trying not to be. I don't want to be. That's the whole point. But you're thinking about getting raped. Okay. If that's the only thing that's playing in your mind about getting raped, then you keep negative thinking will produce negative results. If you go there thinking, you know what? I'm there to have a good time and visit my family. You know? Yeah. You have a good time. Wear a skirt. Yeah. Well, I'm not saying wear a skirt. Easy access, but I wouldn't say wear a skirt. Typical guy. Typical guy. Is that the right girl coming out of you? Maybe. Maybe? But you shouldn't really be afraid of Mexico. I mean, if I'm going to Mexico and I was a chick. But you're not. And you're not. And I'm not. Well, kind of. I'm halfway there. I would just go there for the food. Yeah, that's going to protect me. Hey, there's nothing like, hey, have you seen how Mexicans make gorditas? Man, they make that shit good and they make some killers. I'm not talking about their food not being good. Their food's bomb. Yeah. It's just the killing and the rape and the mayhem that I'm afraid of. But I don't think you're going to see all that. There's a big difference. I don't think you're going to see all that. I think you're just putting more in your head than you should. Like with the Southwest Airlines thing. You know, you're putting more into it than you should. I think if you just, like, chill, you'll have a good time and you don't have to worry about getting raped because I don't think you'll get raped. I'm pretty sure if anybody's going to get raped, it'll probably be the dude. I wouldn't be afraid to get raped by you. Because, you know, that's where we need the crickets. Hold on, I think I have a cricket sound here. No, I don't. But, um, I wouldn't really worry about that. So that's what you want to talk about Mexico? No, I want to talk about what you're going to do in Mexico. Going to quinceanera? A quinceanera. And this is... Do you even know what that is? I know what it is. Coco? Yes, I know what a quinceanera is. It's when a girl becomes a woman in the Catholic tradition where she does her confirmation. No, not confirmation, food. What do they do for a quinceanera? Gotcha. Okay, well, confirmation is separate because that's one of the, like, rights or whatever. But it's just basically, yeah, they still have a mask, but it's basically, yeah, going to... I went to my sister's quinceanera. I mean, I had a good time. Hopefully you did. Yeah. I... From what I remember, I had a good time. I was really drunk. Did you have a quinceanera growing up? No. Why not? I didn't want one. I kind of regret it now. Oh, yeah? Do you have a sweet 16? No, I'm Mexican. So? You're an American, too. Duh. You're an American, too. I would have a sweet 16 if I was 16 and a girl. I would. Well, I could have a sweet 40. Go for it. It's in three years. Do it. Handle that shit. I think I will handle that shit. I will handle it to the max. Okay, so did I answer all your... No. ...weird questions about nothingness? No. No. No. I have more nothing questions to ask you. I wish that person would have called back. I know. Let's call him a hang. I was kind of interested in what you was going to talk about. I think she may have got offended. Oh, apparently, there's some controversy with you. Apparently, we offended our first guest. Oh, I think so. My apologies to... Well, I'm not going to apologize for what we talk about, but if, you know, it gets, like I said... Does it rubble days? I guess, you know, the language does get a little blue after 9 p.m. Blue? You know. It gets a little risque. You know. 18-dickety-two. Apparently, one of your friends thinks I have a penis fetish, which is probably true. Maybe. Maybe. Well, you already admitted to your penis envy. Yeah. Of a mummified guy in a museum. A mummified guy in a museum. So, you know. I can't help it, man. He was hung better than I was. Skinnier, but he was hung. Oh, skinnier and better hung? Oh, yeah. What museum was this at? I don't know. I don't know. You were there. Come on now, Katie. Let's go. Hold on. No, actually, you were the one telling me, come on, let's go. And I just kept looking at it. Oh, all right. So, one last thing I want to talk about. Should one-armed people be allowed to carry a switchblade? A one-armed person carrying a switchblade to defend themselves? Or where is this at? Always making it more complicated. Yeah, I have to. Do you think they should or no? Depends. Depends on what? If they have, what, one leg or two legs? Well, they're one-armed or number one, so they're at a disadvantage. Exactly. I mean, how fast, I mean, you have to be pretty fast to pull out a switchblade and do all that shit. You know? Def Leppard has a one-armed drummer. What's your point? Yeah, but he plays electronic drums. No, he doesn't. He did, he does not do those drum solos with one hand. Oh, my God. You are naive. You are naive. You are naive. You are naive. If you think that. I went to the concert. Those are real drums. You are. Didn't you watch the Behind the Music? He practiced in the hospital learning how to play with one arm. Okay, that's true. He plays with one arm, but the feels and everything else, it's done with a, it's with an electronic drum set too. You know? So you're saying, no, they shouldn't have a switchblade? You can't have a switchblade or yes. Apparently, you're anti-one-armed rights. If I can't have a switch, I have two arms. I know. That's why you probably, you wouldn't feel the same if you only had one arm. But if I can't have a switchblade with two arms. But since you have two arms, then, you know, no, no switchblades. No. Why am I going to get stabbed by a one-armed person if I can't have a switchblade? You know? It's like, okay, what's next? Are one-armed people going to be allowed to have fucking guns in their hands? You know? I can make that argument. Two? I'm sure they can. If we can, they can. You only need one arm. Okay. But the point is, switchblades aren't legal for two-armed people. Then why should they be legal for one-armed people? Because you could just, you don't have to like, me, let me, you can't carry a butterfly knife with one freaking arm. Yeah, you can. I've seen people do it with one arm, they're a butterfly. But, okay, point being, why, okay, point being, why am I, why am I going to get an advantage to one-armed man for? Why am I going to get You're like that guy, no, you're not like that guy. No, I'm not. Far from it. Far from it, yes. The Olympic guy that won the Olympics and he had one leg and people are like, oh, that's not fair because he only has one leg. People are always freaking, you're like, make him climb stairs, fuck elevators. Wait, he won the Olympics with one leg. Right. When was this? Like two years ago? But he had one of those like metal things and people are like, oh, that's an advantage. You try freaking running with one of those things. Okay, that's different. That's running. I'm talking about a switchblade. Uh-huh. If I'm a two-armed bastard and I'm going to face a one-armed man with a switchblade, am I allowed to protect myself? Or do I have to? They're not going to go to protect themselves. I see what side of this you're on. I'm on the side of nobody should be able to carry a switchblade, period. In Maine, they approved this. Maine, where else? Why am I not surprised? What do you got against Maine? You have some beef with every state, with every kind of group. So what's your beef with Maine? It's cold up there. Have you ever been to Maine? What does that have to do with being one-armed? It's cold up there. Or switchblades. It's Maine. How would that influence their voting? The only thing to come out of Maine that's good is Maine lobsters. That's it. Nothing else. That is not a cricket moment. Your face is a cricket moment, but it's not a cricket moment. That doesn't even make sense. It's not supposed to make sense. I'm drunk. Oh, that explains a lot. We've come to this show already where I'm bringing down one and a half large beers and I am like... And it's all gone downhill. Yeah, it's gone downhill. It's like a train wreck. We're just waiting for this. But I don't see... What's the advantage? Those are BL intellectual now. Either way, nobody should be allowed to carry a switchblade. It's a weapon. It's a weapon that's going to cause bodily injury, bodily harm. They're already down one arm. It doesn't matter. That's like saying, it's okay, kids. You have one arm. You can carry a gun. Or if you have one leg, you can carry a switchblade. You know? No. It should be... Nobody should be able to carry a switchblade, period. I disagree. This isn't... The unity that has united from the human centipede has now become... It's been dissolved. Yes. Because we're not on the... We are separated. We are not a human centipede anymore. Because we're not on the match game where you can agree or disagree with the answer. What? Apparently, you don't... Never mind. The match game? You never heard of the match game? What the hell's that? You never used to watch the match game growing up? No. Did you live in a cocoon? Yeah. Did you watch that, Germs? I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. What? I could see why. He's talking about some match game.