It was just me and Troy, because we started off as a two-piece. And we were playing at this place. Oh, is it that bar that we got kicked out? No, it's like this super shitty bar. Oh, Relax Bar. We played at this place called the Relax Bar, and they never fucking. On Hollywood Boulevard? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, they never fucking pay bands out, and you have to pay. I don't know. I'm at the show. I'm Dave Chaos. Filling in for Kitty is Uber Alice. Hello. So let's get this shit started off with some music. Yeah. Here we go. It's Wallet Trade by Movie Star Junkies. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I've never seen before Dead ocean Dead Water rising, rising, rising Mountains sliding, sliding, sliding California's falling, falling Into the ocean Friction Rush Something Live Yeah Passion with its final heat Real life in its final sheet California's falling, falling Into the ocean I'll be dead Cattle Bodies Wind in hell Arizona stands as a new frontier There's nothing left of Santa Monica here Science fiction calling, calling California's falling, falling Into the ocean!! There is some There is some There is some There is some There is some There is some Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. me You want me, I'm only bleeding But you cut me to the bone And tonight, you're probably feeling Like a human cannonball Thanks for watching! Thanks for watching! Thanks for watching! Thanks for watching! Come on, Pollywog! Pollywog, hey, how you doing, Pollywog? And I'm Patrick. And Patrick. Patrick's a straight man. Yeah. So... All smiles. Very serious. So, I was... I don't want to do a conventional interview. Can you speak in an English accent, please? No, I'm not going to speak in an English accent just yet. Maybe a little bit more beer, and we'll see what happens. Babs Blue, really? Hello, hello, hello, golly, hello, hello. Jolly Goods, Joe. Jolly Goods. Jolly Goods, Joe. I put on my trainers. We have Death Hymn number nine playing. You fucking slags. Who gives you the right to be on fucking radio? Right? Right, right, right. Right? And fucking oil sticking everywhere, like making sounds like you're cooking fucking bacon on the radio. What the fuck is up with that, man? How long did it take you to get that sound down? I just listen to George Onion all the time. I just listen to George Onion all the time. I just copy what he says. Wait, he makes that bacon sound? Like how did you, like, where did you get that sound from? Oh, just like... Yeah. Listening to me? Listen to Allison. Apparently listening to Allison. And looking at a lot of Mexicans cook food. Yeah. Is that how you grew up with Mexican, the Mexican cooking in the background? Is that... Try being in the same room. Try being in the same room. Try being in the same room and you smell like meat. Meat? No matter what kind of meat. Carnizada. Carnitas. I don't know, whatever it was at the time. Mexican meat? Some sort of Mexican meat. That's great. Okay, well, I didn't want to do a conventional interview where I just ask you guys, like, lame questions. Like, how long you guys been together? I don't give a fuck about all that shit. We hate lame questions. I don't give a shit about all that crap. But you guys like shut up slut questions. Shut up. Shut up slut. Actually, that is probably one of the better zines out there. Yeah. If you eat a lot of meat, you're gonna get a lot of zines. Yeah. If you don't have a copy of it, well, you're assed out. Yeah. One of the finer handheld publications. You gotta steal it now. I still have five more in my house, so if a caller wants it, I can get to it. You know what's nice? Because she has the poster inside as a guy. Yeah. With the glittered penis. Yeah, the glittered egg. Well, I decided to make that a little picture in my bathroom. She took a picture of it today. It's perfect. I think it should be framed. It should be put on every wall in the bathroom. I actually blew it up and put it like poster size and it's right on top of my bathroom. You would. I have the shut up slut pin and the people who see it think I'm like the biggest chauvinist like piece of shit. I get shut up slut. That's fucking awesome. I wish that that's what I got. I'm expecting that. Shut up slut. What's wrong with you? You also got hit up for that shirt you were wearing. What was that? Oh, the curves for women shirt. The curves shirt. Like Pat's always getting hit up by like people. I have a curves for women shirt. Like the typical one. It's like a baseball tee. Yeah. And yeah, they don't dig on it. Curves for women. What is that? Curves for women. Curves for women. Curves for women. Curves for women. What is that? I support women having curves and I have curves for women so I don't really understand why they're so obsessed. Women should have curves. I love that too. Yeah, women should have curves. If they want to. It doesn't mean they have to. Just saying. Okay. Thanks. Your endorsement rings in the city. Your endorsement of curvy chicks but you don't have to be a curvy chick. You don't want to be. If you don't want to be. There you go. Yeah, we're pro curvy choice. Yeah. You can do what you want. Like what you want. Yeah. Awesome. Good stuff. Hold on, I'm cooking in the background. I think that's a challenge you should be making for every... I'm going to have to record that sound so that way... What is that sound? Hey, cue that sound. There you go. I'm hungry. I want to get something to eat. Hold on. What you cooking? Jose is cooking in the background. Apa! Que estas cocinando? Damn. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Pa pa pa pa. Oh! So... Awesome. Jose Jalapeño. Jose Jalapeño. Jose Jalapeño. Apparently that year, you know, City Lovin' has really gotten to at least pollYwog. PollYwoggy? What is your name? PollYwoggy? Pollywoggy? What is your name? Pollywoggy? Pollyhilly? Hooley? Pollywog. Pollywog. I think it's what we call him. Pollywog? Why Pollywog? My old marmadise. Yeah, we've called him old marmadise. Why old marmadise? Look at them eyes. Ain't it self-explanatory? There you go. Marmadise. Look deep into them, baby browns. There's something there. There is something there. There you go. When I look. Especially with that mic in his mouth. Oh, yeah. It's even better. Yeah. Sexy? You like that? Yeah. I love that even more. Now that you know you can cook. Like, what are you doing? Are you just doing what that sound you're doing? Wait a minute. Like, honestly, how long did it take you to perfect that sound? Were you just bored one day? Just like. No, I was born with that sound. When my parents were having sex, they were making that sound. They were making. Making bacon, man. Making carnitas. It's like two pigs. Like, fucking, it's like says making bacon. Nice. That's fucking disgusting. I can't believe you're saying your parents fucking is like two babies. I hope they're not listening to the show. I hope not, too, because I think, you know, I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Poliwag. Old marmalade. La senora y la senora marmalade. Carnita fucking lovers. Jesus Christ. All right. So I'm going to play two of your guys' songs. Yes. These two songs. The first song is called Gospel. I love that song. I mean, I think it's one of my favorite ones. When I first seen you guys, it just like totally blew me away. Thank you. Yeah, you guys are really good. I got to get the ass kissing out of the way first. Hold on. Hold on. Get on my knees. I don't know any of the names of the songs. I don't know what you're going to play. I just like the one where you're rim tapping. Where you're rim tapping. The rim tapping song. You know, for a long time, I didn't know what the name of the songs were. Yeah, just. I don't like the rim tapping. The first time I met you was at the Continental, and you were taking a piss, and I got hit by a car. You're behind your back. You're like, hey, that's a great take. You're like, hey, thanks. Actually, I kind of remember that. Yeah. Surprisingly enough. I was like, I never ran into that guy again. This is what I thought. Here he is right now. And you actually. He's actually been to tons of our shows. Oh, wow. I was at the Tower Bar. That show was insane. That's actually kind of creepy. I was just taking a piss. Yeah, Tower Bar is one of my favorite shows. One of my admirers just taps me on the shoulder. That's all right. I didn't remember we made it. He just admires me and shows from afar. I just want to say. You guys are. Awesome. I know it's the bathroom. It's a little awkward, but you guys are awesome. What's your name again? Polly Wog. Oh, okay. You can just call me Polly. Polly No Leg. Polly No Legs. Just call him Julio Punjabi. Punjabi. All right. So we're going to go ahead and play one of you guys' songs. This is gospel. And the next song afterwards is going to be. I reckon. You're going to. So you let me free Come on, you let me go Come on, you let me free So you let me free Come on, you let me go Bring it on, let's rock and roll Show me how to rock Let's rock and roll Let's rock and roll Let's rock and roll So you let me free Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, let's rock and roll So you let me free Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go Bring it on, you let me go 🎵 I reckon you're gonna fucking die! 🎵 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah, you're gonna die! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, you're gonna die! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah, you're gonna die! You're dead! 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 Oh, that's jethead number nine. Hello. Are you Wolfman Jack or something, man? I'm not Wolfman Jack. I'm not Wolfman Jack. I'm not Wolfman Jack. Shit. I ought to kill you, you son of a bitch. You're going down. You're going down. Why the fuck you talking like that, man? Shit. Okay, so we're back with death hit number nine and with Uber Ellis. Uber. Yes, I am here in person. Si, si, si. Si. God, I love that sound. You're going to have dreams about that, man. Dude, I am. That's like when I need a laugh, that's the sound I'm going to think of when I'm at work. When I'm like just slaving away, I'm just going to hear that sound. Just call him up. Just call me. I can leave a voice. You can? Yeah. When I call you, I'll just leave that sound like that. I should make my ringtone. I should make that a ringtone. People should call in with their impersonation of that sound. Yeah, let's have some callers. Yeah, you can go ahead and give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. That's- Do it. Do it. That's the Verbal Bombing Show right here. I want to talk to people. Yeah, give us a call. Give us a holla. Raise the roof up, motherfuckers. Jesus Christ. Hangover 2. You guys want to watch the Hangover 2? You guys into movies? I like movies. I- Hangover. I don't- Talk, Alice. You have the floor. I'm Alice. You have the floor. It's so important. Go ahead, Alice. Say what you got to say. No, I don't know. I hear good things, but I'm not too sure about the billboards. You're going off billboards? Yeah. Oh. Okay. I'm curious though why there's a little monkey. I think it's kind of cute. I'm curious about the monkey too. Everybody's got to be curious about a monkey. You know, there's actually people who don't like monkeys. Those people are idiots. I'm sorry. No, no. Oh, no. You got to love monkeys. I don't fucking love monkeys. Monkeys are awesome. Monkeys are all right. Maybe it's because you look like a monkey. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Polly Wolly Chungle. Mexican monkey. Coming up with the monkey jokes now. Okay, David Johansson. Feeling hot, hot, hot. How dare you call me that? David Johansson. Yeah, I saw them at the Avalon once, and I saw him, so I was like, he was walking out, and I was like, hey, David. I think you're hot, hot, hot, and he turned around at me and just gave me the look of death and said thank you in a very mean way. I have offended someone. He said, you sucked in New York Dolls, by the way. Feeling hot, hot, hot. By the way, he's calling next. Next caller. He's the guest caller. He's the guest caller? Fuck that guy. Okay, I think we all should put down our phones. Yeah, we should. Yeah, we're drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon right now too. And Rosé. Yes, Rosé. Alice is Rosé. Really sweet. Really sweet wine, but it compliments the Pabst very well. It does. According to what Alice was saying. It's pretty good. You know. Okay, speaking of David Johansson, you know the New York Dolls are playing the Hollywood Bowl? Oh, no shit. I think sometime later on in the year, and they're not the headlining band. They're the opening band. Of who? Of Poison and Motley Crue. Can you believe that shit? But you know what? That makes a lot of sense. Because I think the... They tried to be Aerosmith for a while too. Who? New York Dolls. New York Dolls? Nah. Or wait, no, I'm sorry. I got my shit confused. Aerosmith was trying to be New York Dolls. Yeah. Dream on. Dream on. I heard that Steven Tyler carries a switchblade on him, which I think is kind of pointless for him. Why? Is he crazy? No, I imagine he probably carries it for protection or maybe just because it makes him feel cool, but I mean, can't he afford a bodyguard? I mean, totally. He just scares people with his... This is my worst Steven Tyler... I just want to... No? I got his face flagged and I'll stab you with that. He scares people with his... That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. That's Steven Tyler. Dude looks like a lady. You know, have you seen him on American Idol? Yeah. It looks like a total fucking... You know, I refuse to watch that. And Iggy Pop was on that. Have you seen him in Speedos? We have a mutual friend. I'm not going to say his name because I want to, you know... Yeah, fine. But he watches American Idol and I was at his house one time. Oh, God. Oh, I know who it is. probably knows now. And we were watching it and I'm watching Stephen Tyler looking at these chicks, you know, auditioning. Oh my God. It's like, that dude, he's just like, oh, you know, you're good singer. Yeah, you're really awesome. But like the ugly fat bitch is like, nah, you gotta go. You gotta go. Apparently, dude, you're ugly as shit. You know, you have morals, you have standards now at your age. No, I can't believe that shit. But his pop was actually supposed to, sitting in for Stephen Tyler, they were gonna ask him. Oh really? Who? Iggy Pop. His face looks like an old catcher's mitt. Iggy Pop was gonna sing with Aerosmith? No. Iggy Pop filling in for Aerosmith. Walk this way. You have to borrow a handkerchief from Keith Richards. Keith Richards, that dude is... A pirate. He's almost dead. He is a pirate. I'm Keith Richards, I'm a pirate. It's like him and Johnny Depp decided, they lived out that pirate fantasy. They're rich enough that you can just say, fuck it, why not? Yeah. I like Keith Richards' knuckles, man. They're fucking like, knuckle here, knuckle there, knuckle there. And the rings. Selected. Love the rings. You know what that's called? Life. Life will get ya. Life of hard knocks, nigga. Life of hard knocks. Life of hard knocks. The toast to Keith Richards, everyone. Keith Richards. Keith Richards. Keith Richards. Yeah, Keith Richards. Shazam. Shazam. Cut. Oh, I'm sorry. No dead air. No dead air. No dead air. Dude, you're making me crave gorditas or sopes or something fried. That does not make me hungry at all. Really? No. Does it? Mm-mm. Well, that's you. Yeah. Oh, we got a call. Hello. Who's this? Hey, how you doing, man? This is Tracy Morgan. I'm from Saturday Night Live. Oh, hey, what's up, Tracy? That's, that's, that's. Hey, my name's Tracy Morgan. I just wanted to say a couple things because I just wanted to get them off my chest. Yeah. This is Bill Cosby. He's speaking to you, too. This is J. D. Double, Double L-O C-O-S-B-Y. Bill Cosby's here, too. My son, Theo and Claire is outside waiting for me. Man, shut up, Bill Cosby wannabe. This is the problem. You want me to talk? I'm standing on a payphone. Put some money in that payphone. I'm in the hot room because I'm in the bar. I'm in the bar. I'm in the bar. I'm in the bar. I'm in the bar. I'm in the bar. I'm in the bar. These motherfuckers are jumping my ass. Oh, he's talking to him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on. This is the special caller. This is the guy who really is your number one fan. He found me on Facebook and he said that he wanted to talk to you guys because he loves you. Tracy Morgan? Yeah, Tracy Morgan. Go ahead, Tracy. You got the forum, Tracy. You have the forum, Tracy. Go ahead. Hey, bro. You know, I just wanted to say a few things because I know there's a lot of things going on out there today. It's like mysterious. Like, they got they got musical talent. You know, they got talent. And there's something in my, you know, back earlier, I know y'all that Jeff, him, number nine. Y'all used to, I remember when y'all used to be bad piss him, number nine. It was something special. Y'all were real good. Y'all were real good. Y'all were real good back then. But then y'all, y'all started getting a little carried away with like death and destruction and stuff. And, you know, like, then one thing led to another. Now y'all trying to creep up and get all famous and shit. Does that make you jealous, Tracy? Or do you still love them because of, you know, because of their love? No, hey, man. I was on Saturday and I lied. So, yeah, I don't care. That was a plug right there. Hey, I was on Saturday and I lied. Oh, yeah. I did that shit. Hey, man, you know what? I just wanted to say, though, though, for real, y'all got some good talent. I'll buy a wedding. I'll get a record from y'all any day of the week. For real. Good. You guys have records to sell? Well, yeah. It's coming out, right? Yeah, we do have records to sell. Actually, they will be here by next week. I assume so. Maybe we're playing a show in San Diego and I think that day is the day that we're going to actually have them. Okay, what are you guys planning to say? I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it because I'm going to be doing a new Adam Sandler movie. So I don't know if I can make that shit. Are you going to play Pugsley? Are you going to play Pugsley? Yeah, which Adam Sandler movie are you going to be working on? Uncle Fester? Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler wasn't in Adam's family. I'm sorry, but Adam Sandler was not in Adam's family, Tracy. Nah, nah, nah. No, no. No, Fester. Shit. You were on the last Adam Sandler movie, weren't you? What was that movie? Adam Sandler. He's my dog. That's my dog. Nah, I'll be all up in his shit like a fucking dog. Like a woman quilt, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all together with my bro. He's my bro. We go back to SNL days, you know? So, uh, I got to keep it real. I got to stick with my home dog. He throw me a bone every once in a while. I throw him a bone, too. You know what I mean? Well, I like your new show. Your new show's pretty cool. Which one's that? You know the show that you're on. You don't know the show you're on? It's the new Adam Sandler. I just cashed in paycheck. I just cashed in paycheck. I just cashed in paycheck. Do what you gotta do, man. Do what you gotta do. Oh, yeah. What was it like working with Kim Young-il? Who? Kim Young-il. Oh, that's all right, you know? It was, uh, you know, I try to not treat anybody different because, uh, they're like a star, but to me, they're just my people. The content. Always. Just my people. What's that? Did you cut out? Can you hear me now? I can hear you. We can hear you, Tracy. Yeah. Tracy, keep talking. Well, you know, I got some more stuff to tell y'all, but... Yeah, tell us some more. We want to hear you. Every damn thing I'm saying, you're trying to talk loud on Tracy Morgan. Go ahead, Tracy. And he got the flow. You got the flow. Tracy Morgan got the flow. You better give him the flow. Do it. You got it. You got it. You got the flow, Tracy. You got the flow, man. You got the flow. Shut up and give Tracy the flow. There was one time there was one time when I was like, 22. I was like, 22. Were you in SNL? I was in my apartment in New York and it was Christmas Day. It was 1993. That was the only time I ever woke up in my own vomit. It was a hard day. It was Christmas Day. Mamas told me that I should have been at home and that wouldn't have happened. And I woke up in my own puke. It is like, I left, I go to the store and somebody robbed my damn house. It was fucked up. Do you need a hug? That's what happened. I feel like I'm talking to my grandmother or something. I'm going to give you a hug, Tracy Morgan. I'm telling you a story. Tracy, tell me a story. No more stories. You shut up, Alex. Let Tracy talk. Tracy has the floor right now. Yes. I'm saying that my people think of me because I'm like a good man. And I'm like a real good person. You know what I'm saying? I think you're the best kind of person, Tracy. Yes. And people start, they don't make me go crazy one day. These people fucking talking shit. I hate them. And I just, what? You there, Tracy? Don't die. Are you okay? You can't leave that area, Tracy. You got to keep talking. Yeah. I'm just trying to talk to you all, but I don't want to be like the one person talking to you all. Yeah, well, let me tell you something, man. We all here, we all listening to you. You got to just do, just say something, man. You got to say something. It sounds like we're having an intervention for Tracy Morgan right now. I don't even know y'all. But, uh, people trying to say that y'all knows what's up. And I hear you got all the right words out back to me and all that. Oh, Tracy, I'm going to give you a free record. Y'all got good things going on. So, hey, you know, I'm going to apply to you. You know what I mean? Yeah, Tracy. Yes, we do. All right, Tracy. Well, thanks a lot for giving us a call. I'm pretty sure the guy's in death and we'll appreciate it. Of course. Yes, yes. That's just him, number nine. I love y'all. We love you too, Tracy. Tracy, write us and we'll give you a free record. Write us, yeah, write us and we will give you a free record. Check out my news. Check out my new shit with Adam Sandler and, um, and then go, you should go rent my fucking SNL best stuff. It's a free thing. And thank you for that wonderful plug with SNL. Thanks a lot, Tracy. We'll talk to you soon. All right. With that, we're going to move on to the next two Death Hymn songs that we have here. Yeah, the one, one of them was my favorites. Yeah. Why don't you announce the next two, Alice? Squid Attack. Yes. And Trainyard Boogie. Yeah. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go And you're looking for me I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go I'm gonna take a walk I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run I'm gonna be a man Bring me your energy Bring me your energy I'm gonna live and take it And I'm not afraid of the pain Cause I ain't got no fear of rain That you'll never see I'm gonna ride the bullet I'm gonna ride the bullet I'm gonna ride the bullet Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Till the day I die Do you wanna start a war? Can you look at my face? Do you wanna run a war? Can you look at my face? I'm gonna make you cry And then they'll cut your throats! I'm gonna make you bleed I'm gonna make you bleed I'm gonna make you bleed I'm gonna make you bleed I'm gonna make you bleed bleed bleed bleed You're the way to hell The fire's burning out the way to hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell Fire Fire I'm gonna burn it down But you're not here Can you feel it alive? The fire's burning out the way to hell The fire's burning out the way to hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell The way to hell Hell Hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell You can't help but run your trade The way to hell You can't help but run your trade Wow, that was really spectacular. Jesus Christ, that was like the best awesome band in the world. I just gotta say, the drum tracking on that one track, which they call Squeeze Attack, where you do the rim shots, man. Love it. I absolutely fucking love it. That song sucks. Oh, man. No, man. I would totally suck your balls because you're fucking awesome. Especially the little singer guy. He's really fucking cool, man. He's like, I don't know. There's something about him. I think it's hair. I think it's hair. I'm not really sure. We're out of beer. He's a cat. Yeah, we are out of beer. Justin from Clorox Girls is bringing beer. Oh, Justin from Clorox Girls. Nice surprise. Yay. Yay. He actually lives in the same place. We love beer. Hey, hey. Oh, some beer is going to come. There's beer in the fridge. Oh, hey. We did not know that. Thanks. Jeremy Spoken in class today. You know what? Why were we singing? Why were you guys singing Pearl Jam songs yesterday? Because we're talking about the 90s. Which, by the way, happy birthday, Will. Happy birthday, Will. The slighted happy birthday. Yes. We were all at our birthday gathering at La Sita yesterday. Yes, we were. And we had a bloody marriage. Wait, wasn't it yesterday? No, it was Sunday. Yeah, it was Sunday. Matt, where are you at? I don't even know what day it is. Alice, where are you? I said the same thing, dude. I thought it was yesterday, too. It feels like yesterday. It was a great time. There was a point in time when you guys were singing your 90s songs like Pearl Jam. All I want to do is to thank you. Even though I don't know who you are. That song, too. You let me change lanes while I was driving in your car. But you have to see it as he does it. Yeah, because it's funnier. I noticed there was a group of people behind us. They were kind of snickering and sneering at us. Yeah, at the table. I was friends with some of those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were kind of like, man, they weren't having it. It was just like, okay. They don't know how to have fun. Yeah. Well, I mean, they had their time. I mean, they had their time, so they just didn't want to have fun anymore. You know what also was weird? You can always have time for fun. There was somebody at that bar who I don't get along with. Who? Who? Who? Come on. Tell us. I mean, you can't say it without saying what you want to say. Well, it was some. Those same names. Come on. You can't name any names. Shut up, Alice. Alice. Alice. We'll call him Chad. I'm just getting started. Oh, I want to hear real names, not fake names. Okay. Like, it was Chad Sexington was his name. I don't know him. No, this dude and I, we had like a little beat. Oh, you guys had a beat off? Did you crap him? Yeah, we didn't crap him. Did you get a rim shot? Reach around. Something like that. Gave him a jank off. A jank off. That's what it was. Oh, my dad. Oh. Oh, I like that. Blumpkin. Oh, my God. Did you get a Blumpkin? Did I get a Blumpkin? No. Did I get all that? Right. We were friends, and I got with a girl and started hanging out with this chick. He got mad and pissed. And so he started doing shit to my truck, which was like flattening my tires. Oh, and he was there. And fucking up my windshield wipers. So why didn't you punch him out, man? Well, we got into it. Stop him out. We got into a fight. So every time we see each other, we get into a scuffle. Wow. Yes, Sunday was the first time we actually saw each other, and we just totally ignored each other. You guys were being mature and grown-ups? Yeah. That's mature. Well, that was because I wanted a Bloody Mary. Which every Sunday at La Cita. Yes. Bloody Marys. $5 Bloody Marys. You can build them yourself. Plug. Plug. Do it yourself. Plug. All right, Calixto. Do it yourself. I have Calixto do it. Because if you're doing it, you're... Because Calixto does it. He does a little dance. I love it. I love it when he dances like that. A little shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. It's so cute. I'm going to say Connie made a good Bloody Mary for me. It was pretty good. Thank you, Connie. Thank you, Connie, for that Bloody Mary. It was awesome. Shout out to Connie for having great Bloody Marys. Yes. Bloody Mary. And once again, cheers to Kristen for her happy birthday. There you go. Do it, Kristen. Cheers. Fire it up. Fire it up. Fire it up. Have a good night. All right. Bye. I was telling you guys earlier. To me, this is an anti-interview. I don't want to ask you questions about your fucking band. You know what? Trying to be mean for Shep Slap. You need to see them in order to get their questions answered. Yeah, we're playing. Watching them play is like the best way to get what they're all about. When I first saw these kids... Kids. Hey. Pat just turned 21. Yeah, okay. When I first seen this kid... Singular. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? Because Paul is old as shit. You know. But I can fool everybody, though. You know, when I first seen you guys, it just like totally blew me away. And I got it. And I got it. And I don't want to ask you questions. Did you bust a nut? I have a question. Yeah, what's your question? You guys think about guns. Yeah. Do you guys like them? Or retarded? You're retarded? Yeah, we're pretty stupid. I notice. I think every song has to do with a gun. Don't take us seriously. I'm not sure if every song has to do with a gun. The majority of the album has to do with a gun. To be honest, I don't even know. A lot of the words Paul says. I think Paul has a fixation. There's one song with the word gun in it. Yeah. It's Squid Attack. Yeah, Squid Attack. It's the only song with a gun. Really? Only song with a gun reference. You haven't done your homework, Alice. I have not, apparently. Neither did I, apparently. I need to think about it. Well, I've listened to the album time and time. Yeah, the only song with the gun reference. Maybe I should listen to my favorite song. I don't know. I got a gun, man. I got a gun. I wish that we like sampled the gunshot like sounds throughout the album sporadically. Yeah. It's best to offend Alice. It wouldn't offend me. I would like it. You like guns? Yeah. Well. So we're going to reverse this. How do you feel about guns, Alice? How do you feel about guns, Alice? I don't think everybody should own one, but I do think they're pretty. You think they're pretty? Well, yeah, if it's like pretty. The right kind of gun? Yeah. Does it look sexy when you're holding it? It can look sexy. I'm going to kill you, bitch. Guess what I got for you. Don't shoot me with such an exotic gun. Oh, no. That's ivory. You can't shoot me with that. Well, yeah. I mean, if I died, I would. I like to get killed by an exotic gun. Yeah. An elephant gun or something like boom to the chest. Big hole. Hey, stomach shit. You just shot me. You really shot me. I can't believe you shot me with the elephant gun. If I ever get shot by a gun, I hope I get shot by a cannon in like point blank range. That'd be gross, but awesome at the same time. Yeah. Right through the chest. I would pay to watch that shit. Your daughters would want to watch it. Yeah. My daughter would be like, Dad, since we're going to the Museum of Dead, can we see Pat kill himself? Sure. Sure. Why not? It's a family outing. Let's do it. Can we see that asshole shoot himself with a cannon? Yeah. Why not? But can you play before? Wait. Did you say ba-da? Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. That's all, folks. Shut up. It's my show. I'm Dave Chaos. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Ba-da. Don't hate me. I'm trying. Unlike you. Ba-da. Ba-da. You know, I gotta say one thing about your hair. And I mean this in the nicest way. You have good fucking looking hair, dude. You have good hair. You like my locks? Your locks are awesome. It's nappy. It's nappy as hell, goddammit. I was gonna say it's very featherly. Yeah. I like that word featherly It looks quite courtly I'm gonna post that My hair is featherly Featherly So featherly Hello you just reached the featherly one Featherly baby I love it Oh Mr. Featherhead Oh you guys are crazy Baby you want some feather Baby you want my hair to rub against your Feathers What are you a chicken You like my feather hair You like my feather hair You like my feather hair Are you fair haired Fair haired All I wanna do is to thank you Even though I don't know who you are Oh don't be scared It's okay Jeremy spoken I just don't understand That's what I'm saying It was fun But at the same time I can't believe Paul knows half the songs I fucking lived in the 90s I know you lived in the 90s I can't believe I remember those songs too I don't I don't remember almost any songs I was born in 1990 You were born in 1990 Jesus Christ you make me feel old Me too You're killing me I'm sorry I'm sorry to do it to you guys That's quite alright You guys wanna streak to Streak You wanna speak to Troy Troy from Death Ham Not really Can you call in I'm gonna tell him to call in See if he can call in or something Okay while you're doing that Let's play a block of music Let's play Alice's block Yeah it's my block Yeah it is Time for Alice's block of music Alice's block We're gonna start off with my favorite song Alice's block of music Shut up Alice Shut up It's not time for your block of music yet I thought Death Ham was your favorite band I'm not talking to you Why don't you tell us what you got coming up there Alice Hold on Alice is making breakfast Is this pots and pans coming What are you playing Alice I'm gonna be playing some x-ray specs out of respect Because they were my favorites growing up So I thought I would do that And then after that I'm gonna be playing some X-Ray specs After that it's Gigi King After that it's Nervous Patterns And then after that Acid Baby Jesus All the way from Greece Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity Identity is the crisis for decay Identity, identity Identity is the crisis for decay Identity, identity When you look in the mirror, then you smash it quick Then you take your clothes and smash your wrist Then you do it for fun, then you do it in a fit Then you do it before you sleep Then you do it for fun, then you do it for fun Identity is the crisis for decay Identity is the crisis for decay Identity, identity Yeah! You're in the tunnel You're getting on a train tonight It's a long way, but you gotta get away Can't you tell me how I'm gonna die? Ah, ah, ah, ah You're in the tunnel You've been there for twenty days They don't know what's going on with you Only now you're living through Ah, ah, ah, ah Look for a little to look for Take your mask off and try Just a little trip and I'll come Need your track for time You're in the tunnel You've been there for twenty days They don't know what's going on with you Only now you're living through Ah, ah, ah, ah Look for a little to look for Take your mask off and try Just a little trip and I'll come Need your track for time Just for a little to look for Take your mask off and try Just a little trip and I'll come Need your track for time Just a little visit and I'll come Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness Send some light to the darkness When I'm living in a modern world Give me more, give me more, give me more When I'm living in a modern world When I'm living in a modern world Gonna think that we still have jobs When I'm living in a modern world Give me more, give me more, give me more Give me more, give me more, give me more Give me more I lost my health so now Just call me back I lost my health so now When I'm living in a modern world When I'm living in a modern world Gonna think that we still have jobs We shall adore When I'm living in a run-down world Get me out, get me out, get me out, get me out I see the day Up on my island I'll lose the metropole I call the time, she say Up on my island I'll lose the metropole I call the time I'll lose the metropole I call the time When you, when you, when you When you slip off It feels good When you drive around Sticking on like you should When you come alive Imagine how you feel They don't put love On the ship They don't want me It's all me This one is all me It's all me This one is all me When you, when you, please When you come alive Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel When you come alive Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel Imagine how you feel That old me It's all me All right, so you heard X-Ray Specs, Identity, PG King, and The Terminal. Nervous Patterns, Not Living in a Modern World, and All the Way from Greece, Ask Baby Jesus with It's All on Me. I actually like that song by Ask Baby Jesus. It's pretty cool. Pretty good, pretty good. Oh, apparently we have visitors. Yeah, we have a special guest. Thank you. The special guest to the special guest. Hey, que onda Los Angeles? Oh, shit. Estamos aqui chingando. Oh, god damn. Who is this? Cantiflas, wey. What's up? Do you have any tocino? What? Tocino? Bacon? Is that bacon? Yeah. Why don't you introduce yourself? Hello, my name is Justin. I play in the Clorox Girls, and I'm happy to be here on Skid Row Radio. Yes, and also we have the boys from Death Hymn right here. As always. Numero nueve, Death Hymn number nine. And introduce your better half, who's on the other side of the table. This is Marina. She comes all the way from London, England. Very sweet. Hello. And she said something funny. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello. Do you have any Johnnies? Anyone have any Johnnies? Johnnies? No, Johnnies. Johnnies. Johnnies. Johnnies. Johnnies. Johnnies. Johnnies? Johnnies. She said the coolest thing, dogs' bollocks. And I just love the way you... Can you say it again? Yes, the dogs' bollocks. Dogs' bollocks. Say it again. Yes, the dogs' bollocks. I love that. I'm going to pinch a loaf. Excuse me. She says that all the time. Is that how you would say it in Britain? If you were in Britain? No, that's how I say it in Mexico. I'm going to pinch a loaf. Que? Que pasa? Que? That's great Alright so We're here Live obviously Blah blah blah You know I just got A text message From a dear friend of mine And dear friend of yours Was that Tracy Morgan? Yeah it's not Tracy Morgan Which Tracy Morgan Actually called in Yeah Yeah All the way from a payphone It was like It's sad Because he was like He was like crying He was like Pouring his heart And it was just like I felt really bad for him But I just wanted to give him A big hug and tell him It's going to be okay It was okay It's okay Yeah Don't let him stop getting me He plugged He plugged the hell Out of SNL didn't he? Yeah he did He said SNL maybe like 20 times 20 times I would have to say Saturday Night Live I was in SNL Yo but who did Burt Reynolds? Who was that on SNL Who did Burt Reynolds? That was Norm MacDonald Norm MacDonald Yeah he does Where's Norm MacDonald? Where is he? He's actually doing a show Called The Sports Show On one I think it's On Wednesdays I love Norm MacDonald It's a fucking funny show Did anybody watch The Norm MacDonald show When it was on? I did It had like four episodes I did It was good And it got canceled And it got canned Yeah not a lot of people Liked it What was his movie? He did a movie too Oh that movie He did with that Dirty Work Dirty Work There you go That's a good one Do you remember That show Marina? Oh my gosh That's the movie He did with Howard Stern's co-host Right? The Dead Hookers And the Trump Yeah There's always fun With Dead Hookers I've never seen so many Dead Hookers in all my life Lord knows I have They never show it They just open the trunk And they just It's so shitty Excuse my S word Oh yeah Dropping a hard S I'm pretty sure The parents have put The kids to sleep With the blue material You know That's quite alright But when they open the trunk And they're like I've never seen So many Dead Hookers In my life And they're not showing it They're just showing them Oh it's the worst Acting of all time Artie Lang He's in that movie right? Yes he is Yes Yeah he is You know Artie Lang Tried to commit suicide Not too long ago Are you serious? Yeah Why? He's so funny Yeah he is He's so hilarious How do you know this? It's like I read a lot of things TMZ or something? No Did you know? I get the world I get the world of news From Yahoo Yahoo is like Yahoo I don't go anywhere else Yahoo I don't Google it And I don't Any of that Bing it Whatever the fuck You want to say I Yahoo Oh no You better not Bing it I'll Bing you Yeah Bing Bing Don't give it the Bing Bing Bing Microsoft the worst thing Ever invented They just bought Skype today Yeah They did For recently Wow what a way To fuck up a good site Do you Bing? Do you Bing? Do you Bing? No I don't Bing Alright I like to Bing Crosby No man Don't you He uses Yahoo Yahoo I like to Bing Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo Yahoo! Come on, Norman. What up? You can bang, gang bang, eh? Ah, Chihuahua. Chihuahua. You like Chihuahua. I think you like Chihuahuas. I do. I love roasting Chihuahuas. This one actually goes out to everybody who enjoys PETA. My dad punted a Chihuahua once. Why? Like legitimately punted one. Why? It bit me. Oh, okay. He's going to protect his son. Hold on. Oh, we're going to get a lot of calls now. How old were you? I was like maybe four or five-ish. And maybe I was just like, ah, fuck. My dad grabbed me and just... It was pretty great. I would want to see that. My dad kicked a rabbit once. Really? Similar story. What did a rabbit do? It attacked my younger brother with its claws. Why are you guys... I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! Oh, man. And then he set it free in the Santa Monica Mountains to enjoy its doom with the rattlesnake. Yeah, the mountain lions and coyotes. It's better than being kicked. Yeah. But if you ever... I work at Long Beach City College and there's rabbits everywhere. I don't know if you're aware of that, but there's probably... Why is there... People let the rabbits go for some reason on the university campus. And so there's rabbits everywhere. There's hundreds and hundreds. It's like with Arcadia and the peacocks. They're everywhere. I don't know about that. Yeah. In Arcadia, there's peacocks everywhere. Seriously. Peacocks? Good to know. NBC should move down there. No. Arcadia's one of those nice cities right next to Santa Anita Park. And it's... You hear the... They make this horrible sound. And you can't do nothing to those animals because they're protected by law. Yeah. So they're free to roam. They're free to roam. They can be vicious, too. I've seen them. Actually, one of them clawed my uncle and he had a bald head. How big are these? What the fuck was your uncle doing fucking with a peacock, first of all? My grandmother had one. Why? And it just dove from the top of the chicken coop onto his head. And it just dug its claws in. And literally, there's blood running down his face. My Uncle Mike, when he still had both of his legs. Wait. What? Hold on. One story at a time. One story at a time. Please tell us how you feel. Tell us how Uncle Mike got clawed. And then tell us how Uncle Mike got the FDR. Uncle Mike got his legs. I thought it was bad enough Uncle Mike got fucked up by a peacock. Now he lost his motherfucking legs. Ow. He was an alcoholic. Well, he still is. But he was working on trees. And he cut this massive tree branch and it crushed one of his legs. Oh. And it had to be amputated. But really, the reason why he lost it was he was in jail for failing to pay child support. And... And the jail guards took away his medicine. And so his leg got gangrene and it had to be amputated. Okay. So let me ask you this. Ouch. Okay. Uncle Mike. You said... Oh. It's a shout out. It's a shout out. Oh. Give a toast to Uncle Mike. Uncle Mike. Uncle Mike. Oh. Uncle Mike's the dog's bollocks. So let me ask you this about your Uncle Mike. You say he's an alcoholic. Yes, sir. Hold on. We just got like a text from George Onion. He said, play some music, you drunk assholes. No, seriously. We'll say, move to Manchester, George. Manchester needs you. I'm going to say this. Because of that text, that means he's listening. That's beautiful. Thank you. Thank you, George Onion. Thank you from me. George Onion and Tracy Morgan, we love you. The only two people listening tonight, George Onion and Tracy Morgan. Let me ask you. You said your Uncle Mike was an alcoholic. Does he get drunk faster now that he doesn't have legs? And now that he has less blood? Yeah, less blood to circulate. Does he get drunk faster? His taste is like Blackberry Schnapps or what's the worst whiskey you can think of? Old Canadian. Oh, wow. And so if I was drinking those two, I'd get drunk faster. Wow. On that note, what do we got for George Onion coming up? What? Some funk? No. We don't have any funk for George Onion. Actually, I picked a wonderful song for George Onion. It's called Babushka. Babushka. No. You know. It's called Babushka. Look it up, George Babushka. It's a beautiful song. Actually, you want to know something fucking crazy about Russian babushkas? What? Is that they will legitimately yell and yank women off of the floor if they're sitting on the floor. What? It's like in Russian culture, they think that your ovaries will freeze because they're so fucking primitive and stupid. They think that your ovaries will freeze if you sit on the floor too long because the floor is so chilly. And that's what a babushka is for? No, no, no, no. Babushka is a Russian grandma. Oh. I wish I had a babushka. Yeah, Russians always think the floor is too cold. Don't sit on the floor. It's freezing. It's probably because their floors are marble. They have like banyas and stuff like that. You can like take a plunge and it's like ice cold. And then after you do that, like you go to the bar and just drink vodka. After you get all like... Isn't that like the national drink of Russians? They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. Russian? Yeah. I don't know if any Russians listening just like call in and then correct us. Yeah, if there's a Russian listening. But what's his name? This is a good one. Putin. You know what I mean? Putin. Putin. I just got a text message from Tracy Morgan. He said... Tracy said... The legless uncle would never punt a chihuahua. Oh! Oh! Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up! But Tracy, where's Norm McDonald? Where's Norm? Where's Norm? We want to know where Norm is at. Yeah, Tracy. Where's Norm? Tracy Morgan to call in again. But Putin, you know, the former prime minister of Russia who still controls Russia, he had Abba play his birthday party. Abba? Secretly, they got paid one million euros to play his birthday party. But when they were asked about it, Putin's really macho man. He's photographed fishing with his shirt off and they said... Yeah, I've seen those photos. And they said, Putin doesn't like Abba. He likes the Rolling Stones. Oh! And then he was denying having Abba play his... Are you stirring the pot in this Putin thing? Putin, just tell the truth. Call him out. Abba played your birthday party. You paid them one million euros. I wouldn't be ashamed if Abba played my birthday party. I wouldn't either. Somebody needs to call Putin on his bullshit. Yeah. That's a queen! Just own it, Putin. Just own it. It's okay. Come on. Hillary Clinton, she's Secretary of State, she's a dyke. Come on. You're gay. It's okay, bro. Did you see those photos of her being photoshopped out of the... Obama bin Laden? Yeah, that was funny. Obama bin Laden? Obama bin Laden? No, they keep doing that. Obama bin Laden? No, you've heard that. You've heard that. They keep doing that. They're like, we killed... Obama. Obama. No, they keep doing it. Seriously. They keep doing it on purpose. On purpose. Just kidding. Conspiracy? What are they preparing us for? His assassination? Yeah. I did not... It's foreshadowing. It's foreshadowing. Ooh. Yeah. Go in a literary term there. They'll send the drones. They'll send the drones to get the people they suspect of the assassination. Let me ask you. Do you guys believe in this North Sudanese bullshit? May 21st, the end of the world. He was wrong quite a few times. But he was right a few times. Okay, let me ask you this. Yeah, he has a decent track record. If he's... If he's gonna predict this shit, why can't we figure it out now? Or why can't we figure out what's going to happen in the future if he predicts the future and we're reading his old... We're reading his shit, right? Isn't it like foretelling how many years or what's going on with that? That's Dave's final thought. That's my final thought. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. In the year 2000. Do I have a caller? Oh, we got a caller. Who is this? Hey. Better be Norm MacDonald. Is this Norm MacDonald? Who is this? Who is this? This is fucking up your asshole with all types of shit, son. Oh, is this... Who is... I don't... This sounds like Rackham Fragham. Rackham Fragham in the house. Trouble. Trouble. Is this you? Fraggle Rock. This is me. I'm gonna fuck somebody up right now. What the fuck is going on with this goddamn interview? I'm gonna fuck somebody up right now. What the fuck is going on with this goddamn interview? I'm gonna fuck somebody up right now. What the fuck is going on with this goddamn interview? What interview? This is an interview? Where do we just have a chat now? We're gonna go back and watch some Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Don't get us started on Chuck Berry. Yeah. We'll just say that one member on the round table enjoys Chuck Berry porno and it's fucking disgusting. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong. I see it. It's awesome. You're a fan of the Chuck Berry porno? Hold on. Hold on. Let the caller speak. Go ahead. What do you gotta say, caller? I'm just trying to tell you guys that there's a lot of people out there that don't know what Chuck Berry is. SM number nine is motherfucking a gay man. Yes, they are. They all suck my dick. They all suck my dick. They're all wearing assless chaps in the studio. I mean, they're not ashamed of it. I mean, who do you think you're surprising, caller? I'm surprising myself. Wow. Can we talk to Senor Bukowski? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor. Senor. Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? Senor Fish? He's shaking his finger. No, I'm shaking my fingers. David's original. Not happy. That's it. You know what? Playtime's over, motherfuckers. Damn, you're getting angry now. Yeah. Quiet now, isn't it? I'm just really stoned. Really, really stoned. Really? How are you stoned? I don't know. I got stoned to death. You lucky, lucky man. I mean, I would love to stone you to death right now. Yeah. Actually. There's another caller. Oh, you have another caller? Awesome. Oh, it dropped. You know what? We're going to take a little break. We're going to play some music. Yeah. I think it's time for a day for... Oh, no, they're calling back. Oh, there they are. Somebody's calling right now. Hold on. What's going on? Who can it be now? Look at that Men at Work song. Who can it be now? If it's Norm MacDonald. Well, I hope so. I'm going to cream my jeans, Norm. Hey. Hey. Hi. You guys need to tell Dave to stop drinking because he's starting to slurp. Oh, yeah. That's what I was noticing earlier, too. Yeah. Thank you. Dave, drink faster. Yes, I will drink faster. Hey, Norma. Stop suing my... I know. I know. It's you. I don't even get it. It's a total madhouse. What's up, Norma? What's up, Norma? What are you doing? Hey, Norma. I got a song for you. All I want to do is to thank you. Even though I don't know who you are, you let me change lanes while I was driving in my car, whoever you are. I just don't want to thank you. You added that song to your playlist? 90s playlist. I sure did. Awesome. Shout out. Where are you, Norma? I'm good. I was just calling to put Dave on set. Where are you? Where are you? I'm not going to... It's not like it's going to work, but thank you, though. Thank you for being such a caring friend, and I love you for it. I love you for it. Like the Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend. Charles in charge. Charles in charge of our life. That's family. I've never met you, Norma, but I'm going to shotgun beers with Dave during this next brick of songs just to spite you. And I want him to slur some more. Yes. Give me Dave, Carl. Okay. All right. It's all fun and games until someone posts an I out. Exactly. Next song, Pet Shop Boys. Western world. Western world, eh? Who's laughing like that? Oh, we're not going to say who it was. Now you're never going to find out. Now you're never going to find out. Hi, kids. Oh, my God. Okay. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Love you, Norma. All right. Well, with that, we're going to start off another block of wonderful music here. We're going to start off with the causey way doing science made me a homo. From the beginning of time, sociological and biological scientists have debated what makes us homo. The causey way is proof undeniable that we're all about to homo. Science said I'm a homo. Science made me a homo. Both natural and social. Science made me a homo. Scipio The science said I'm a homo Scipio The science said I'm a homo Scipio The science said we're a homo Woo hoo! Science never meant much to me, did they? Oh, it's a mystery Science never meant much to me I believe in history History Woo! Oh, you gotta touch this Science said I'm a homo Science made me a homo I'm both natural and social Science said I'm a homo Scipio Science made me a homo Scipio Science said I'm a homo Scipio Science said we're a homo Oh! Oh! Oh! Science never meant much to me Science is a mystery Science never meant much to me Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Scipio Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music No, you don't want that. Is that rim tapping? That's gross. Wait, that was worse than you. Kayate knuckle. Knuckle. I used to get knuckle gifts. Did you? There used to be a Facebook app that gave you knuckle gifts. What'd you get? Takata cans. I can give you a Takata can right now. Empty ones. Empty ones. All the ones you want. It's all for you. Yeah, dude. They'll be more than happy to give you as many free empty Takata cans as they can. But even if someone was a knuckle, why would you give them empty cans and sombreros? I mean, at least give them full bottles of tequila and sombreros. Well, they can recycle the cans. You know, I'm like, hey, I drank. Can I have a chocolate? You want a drink? There's the money. There's the money right there. The cans. Take the cans. You get five cents a can. Unless you're in Michigan. I was just actually looking. I was going to say you're going to get five cents in California, but if you go to Michigan. Michigan. I actually traded all of my cans for a thing of nail polish that the homeless lady wants. You what? What? What the fuck is this gypsy ass bartering you got going on over here? This is when I lived in Highland Park and I saw this lady pushing a thing of cans and she had really nice nail polish. I was like, oh, I like your nail polish. And she's like, she gave me the bottle. So I was like, here, have all of my cans. Wow. It was like coral color. It's pretty cool. Revlon. Don't know the shade, but whatever. It works. Were you guys Scissor Sisters afterwards? Yeah. There's that good burger place in Highland Park. Yeah. It's not Tam's Burgers. Juanitos? No, no, no. They took about maybe 45 minutes for French fries and they were still frozen in the middle. Is it on the corner? Chicken Tenders. Is it on the corner of Figueroa and York? It was by that art gallery venue. What's that place called? Was it Eagle Rock? Eagle Rock or Highland Park? One of those places where hipsters go to die. Hipsters. You know what? I had an interesting conversation with a friend about hipsters. Aren't you a hipster? Wait, hold on. Give a snap for the hipsters. Come on. There's one snap going on. There was one snap going on for hipsters. Can you define what a hipster is? It's a person with an angular haircut who looks like they're upset to be somewhere, but they paid money to get in there. I think we're good. We lost all our listeners right now. Our listeners went from five to zero. I'll thank you very much. Tracy Morgan doesn't have an angular haircut. He just has a good one. Can Bill Cosby call in or something? Somebody. I don't know. When did being poor become chic? I want to drink some shitty beer. Heroin chic. Heroin chic. It's been in since about the 70s. Heroin chic. Hipsters. Some hair on. Hair on. I love it. People still like chic. I've never been to New Orleans. Probably. Oh, let's hear about that. I think people sell heroin everywhere. They call it heroin. Okay. Heroin. Who's been to New Orleans? I've never been there. I've never been. I really want to go. What was your experience like in New Orleans? It's kind of like the Mecca for me. It's good. You have that creepy voodoo. And actually, because it's on the river delta, the poor people buried their bodies below ground. The rich people had the graves above ground. So it does smell like dead people. And you can find human bones when it rains really heavily. Wow. They have the voodoo stuff. And the Creole stuff. And you can get 24-hour rice and beans. Beignets, the donuts. Yeah. No, I liked it. Okay. And your experience with New Orleans? You know, I had a great experience towards the end when all my shit got stolen. But, you know. What did you have there? In my bag? Your cans and your Revlon. She lost her coral-covered Revlon. The woman followed you from Highland Park. She's like, I need some more of those cans. Although, Alice got me this really cool fucking necklace. This is fucking great. Skulls and everything. Mardi Gras necklace. But, um. Yeah, no, it was my entire purse. I had this camera. I got a replacement. But it was a nice camera. $80 in cash, credit cards. They used it. But I got that money back. I was actually at a gay bar at the end of Bourbon near Blacksmith Bar. No good. No good at all. Can't trust the gays. Yeah, never. Inside job. But you know what are you going to do? At least I didn't get raped or beat up or held at gunpoint. So somebody thought your stuff was good. Yeah. It was simply fabulous. Well, I'm sure they probably thought. Gays don't typically rape women. I think it actually was people that followed us. And now looking back, I notice. They just took your purse. They took your purse. They took my entire purse. Yeah. That's a shame. Yeah. Well, it's doubtful. Let me know. I was watching my bag, but I think like the one second I was not. It was just bad timing. It's like I'm pretty good with watching my shit, but it was just bad timing. And, um, you know, shit happens. What you going to do? Everything was replaceable. So. You got the camera back. Yeah. Well, thanks to Craigslist. Thankfully, knock on wood. But New Orleans is still a lot of fun. Maybe I should go. Don't be scared. Shut up. Shut up you. Hey now. No, not you. Me. Continue with your kimono. Go ahead. Go ahead. You know, knock on wood. I've never experienced anything that horrible. Like, you know, get my stuff stolen out of that. Busy your life in a bag. What would. Doubtful. And I had to leave the next day. So I know. But then again, going from Hollywood to La Puente, that's not really a big distance. So yeah, when I go visit, I don't visit that far. Yeah. You ever go to Rambo's Tacos? Uh, the where? The truck? The truck? The original In-N-Out Burger. Um, not far from La Puente. That torn down? No, no, no. No, it's still there. It's in Baldwin Park. Yeah. It's in Baldwin Park. The original one? Yeah. That torn down. I live in La Puente, which is right next to Baldwin Park. Are you serious? Right next to that Mexican restaurant, La Fogata. Yeah. Are you serious? That's the one, that one on that corner. In-N-Out University. Yeah, that's In-N-Out U. That's the 10, the I-10 East. Yeah. On the other side, there used to be the original In-N-Out, the first one. They tore that down. Oh my God. Are you serious? Yeah. I thought they were going to make a museum out of it, but they tore it down. That is a shame. That's really stupid. Yeah, that's what I heard. I heard they were going to make a museum. No. But if you, what's that road called right there? That's Francisco. Francisco. If you cruise down, this is not an advertisement. This is unpaid. Rambo's Tacos on Willows? I've been there. I lived in Willow there. It's great food. I used to work in West Covina. Oh really? I used to just, I'd sneak out and go to Rambo's. That's like the only place where you can take a picture with the most fucked up looking Rambo ever. He has like a machete and a taco. Instead of a machine gun, he has a taco and a machete. And then there's like four paintings of him. Oh man. And it's always a man cooking. Yes. Rambo's Tacos. You can't have a woman cook in Rambo's Tacos. That's a real man. Rambo. You go in that. Soy muy hombre. It's a nice place. It's a little dirty, but you're still willing to eat there. You don't care. It's like you just see the mountains of meat that's right there on the grill that they're just cooking. You're just like, well, the floor is dirty. They had left. I still eat there. Fuck it. Why not? La carne asada. And what's the pork called? Al pastor. Not al pastor. The other one. Carnitas. Carnitas. If you get the carnitas at Rambo's. Yeah, dude. Shredded pork. Can't go wrong. Actually, you know, if you want good carnitas, Gonzales Market. Okay. They probably the fuck out of luck. I like my carnitas. Where's Gonzales Market? You got to find. They're not around here. They're somewhere in. Where are you going? Are you talking about Northgate? Yeah, Northgate. Dude, I actually went to school with one of the Gonzales' sons. Really? Yeah. They live right by me. Really? I swear to God. Moises Gonzales. His dad owns the La Habra one. Really? Yeah. It's Gonzales Market. Best place to get everything. I love Gonzales Market. Okay. So have you eaten the carnitas there? Fuck yeah. What do you think of them? I think they're great. I love everything. I love every cut of meat they got there. Si, si, si, si, si. Downtown LA, you have the Mercadito over in Baldwin Park where they have two mariachi bands on both sides. Oh yeah. What did I say? Baldwin Park. In Boyle Heights. In Boyle Heights, right there in Mariachi Plaza. And then you have on Broadway here, I think it's called La Mexicana. I haven't been there. It's almost 24 hours. It's on Broadway. Oh really? If you go down this way on Broadway. Oh, Broadway. And then you have Grand Central Market, which has like 10 taquerias inside. Now this is a make it or break it question. Okay. Let's hear it. Tacos Mexico. Yeah. What do you think of it? I give it like a seven. Oh really? I think that place is shit. You don't like it? I fucking hate it. But what do you order? I just get like carne asada tacos. Everything. I've eaten at that place since I was a kid. You go there for cheap, fast Mexican food. But which tacos Mexico? Anyone. They're all the same. They're all shit. They use the lowest grade meat and they're seasoned. They're all the same. They're all shit. They're all the same. They're all shit. They're all the same. They're all the same. They're all shit. I mean, the beans aren't the best. I've eaten there every time I've eaten there, it's always been a bad experience. So I stopped. San Pedro has some good taco trucks. Yes. I like taco trucks. Those taco trucks are his. Shout out for San Pedro. San Pedro got some good taco trucks. If you guys ever go to San Pedro, we got some good taco trucks. According to the surf band, San Pedro invented taco trucks. Which surf band? They're girls. They play surf. Oh, Bon Bon? Yeah. Oh, the shout out to Bon Bon. Yeah. They don't sing, but San Pedro invented taco trucks. According to them. According to them? No, no. It's fucking good. Wow. Come on. San Pedro has the port. They have the Croatian center. Yeah. Dude, Portugal is the bomb. Yep. Fish tacos. Fuck yeah. We went there. Crab, lobster. You should see some of the stuff that people order. It's fucking good. Look at this highfalutin eating right here of crab, lobster. I'm hungry. I'm getting fat right now. I'm bloated. Portugal's got great prices, dude. It just came out. Really? Yeah, dude. Puro Mexicanos. Everybody's fucking straight up like- I better go before the game's over. I'm close to hot. Sooner or later, the Mexicans are going to fuck it up because I know my race. Fuck up shit. We can't keep shit nice. We can't keep shit nice. They put watermelons in the ocean. You look at my house. Watermelon. It's true. I've seen it happen. I've been to Long Beach at the beach and I've seen fucking Mexicans throw watermelon in the fucking ocean. What the fuck? I've seen it happen. We don't give a shit. It will happen. That's what it is. We don't give a shit. Zenoria. We don't give a shit. We don't give a shit. Zenoria. Watermelons floating in the ocean. That's a carrot. Think about that. That's a carrot. Something to think about. Just think about that one. You know, when I was growing up, my house, when I first moved into my house when I was a kid, it looked like a white suburban house. You said supremacy? No. It looks like a bunch of paisas live there. There's palm trees everywhere and there's a gate. There's all kinds of shit. Do we have a call? Oh, caller. Who's this? Who is this? Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi. This is Charles. I am over here in Orange County. Are you in charge? Hi, Charles. Hi, Charles. Charles, are you in charge? Hey. Hey. OC. I have been listening to Skid Row LA for a while and I would like to congratulate Skid Row LA for finally putting on a show for gay people to listen to. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Amen. We love gay people. We love it. Awesome. I found hot. Oh, thank you. You're hot right now. Yeah, you're pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, keep it up and I'm just going to keep going. I'm going to keep whacking it over here. Awesome. We're going to keep whacking it for you over here. Yeah, this is actually an entire circle jerk. Circle jerks right now. Just whack away. In your memory right now. I'm going to confess something right now. Since I started this show, this is what I was looking for, a guy whacking it, my wife. Awesome. You have one of those voices. You got to be honest. I have a face for radio. That's what it is. It's a face for radio. I was going to say, I have a face for radio. I was gay when I was born and just listening to this show made me that much gayer. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I was so much gayer. I was so much gayer. I was so much gayer. Awesome. Kisses. Kisses to you. Kisses, baby. Kisses. Thank you. All right, man. Oh, yeah. And hi, Mangels. Hold on. I got something for you here. All right, baby doll. That was awesome. Seriously, tears are coming down my face. I'm like, what? What? Seriously, tears are coming down my eyes. It's beautiful. Tears. Tears. Smile with that cry later, man. Yeah, man. Fuck it. I love it. It reminds me of that Gravy Train song. I don't know if you guys know Gravy Train. Oh, I love that song. You made me gay, girl. You made me gay. That's so good. Hunks and his punks. Dude, kid. Oh, man. Fans like this. I don't want to talk about no Gravy Train. What's wrong with you, man? I don't want to talk about no Gravy Train. I got jumped on the Gravy Train show. You're upset. You're upset. I actually got jumped on. Yeah, anybody see Hunks? They played at the Echo, Hunks and his punks. Hunks and his punks actually played when I went into New Orleans. They played at Spellcaster with the K-Holes who were playing tonight eventually and then Shannon and the Clowns. I like Shannon and the Clowns. Did they have Brontez? Did they have Brontez? I did not get to go. I went to the Saturn Bar and I just got off the plane and I did not want to be in a basement. Saturn Bar is a good spot though. Pretty cool. But they had, Brontez used to be my neighbor in Oakland and he came over and there was one of those, what do you call it? The bailout agencies. Bailout? Bailout. Bailout. There was a commercial on TV and they were like, call in now for a 999. So he called in and he goes, my husband just got arrested. He's from Alabama and his name's Justin. He'd be like, you know my real name, that's so hot. And he'd be like, he called in and he's like, my husband just got arrested. And they're like, oh, for what ma'am? For having sex with a corpse. She didn't feel nothing. She didn't feel nothing. And my roommate, he's like, what? I'm like, I'm your roommate. He's like, oh, do you have this black lady over last night? And I was like, no, it was Brontez from next door. And I'm like, oh, hey Justin, you know my real name. That's so hot. And those guys are like, Brontez's mom, they don't know he's gay. I'm like, how do you not? He wears jean shorts where the pockets are longer than the shorts. He wears like jean jacket, no shirt. He's like, you know, he's a hot dude. And Gravy Train, he was in Panty Raid, the band before Gravy Train, Hunks and His Punks. I remember that band. And anyway, he gave everyone scabies one time. Wow, he's just like the artist who likes to give. But no, he was cured and now he's cured and he's a lovely guy. And Justin slash Brontez in Oakland, this one's for you. Hey, I don't know if Tina's listening either. Tina from Trench Women? Yeah, yeah. Down at Lulu's. I love Lulu Tina. Yeah. I love her too. I love her too. Seth from Gravy Train. He's a co-owner of that shop down at Lulu's in Oakland. We're plugging all these businesses. Hey, yeah. We're talking about Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, Mercadito. We're talking about everything. You know what? I've been here since October and I've yet to go to that Roscoe's down the street on Gower. And I live like down the street from here. We gotta go. Yeah, we should go. After work. We've been to the Long Beach one. I went to the Gower one a few years ago. It's expensive. I went to the one in Lake. I was like, I need to go to the chicken. I was like, huh, I think I can just go to Albertson's and take it. No, that's bull. That's bullshit, dude. Pauly, you're fucking crazy. You don't go to Albertson's to get Roscoe's. No, my bad. You're a fucking idiot. I mean, I ate the chicken. I was like, wait. No way. We went to the one in Long Beach. Ask Marina, dude. She was freaking out about the Roscoe's in Long Beach. You were? You were like having convulsions? I still think about it. My favorite one, and I've been to every single one. My favorite one is the one in Pasadena. On Lake. Oh, I've heard of that one. Actually, Altadena. I should go to that one. Is it Altadena? Yeah, because of the lake. It's fucking phenomenal there. Yeah, that's the bomb. That's the one. That's the one. I guess right by Watts Towers is a place called the Watts Cafe. You know what? I've heard about that place. It's super famous, but everything I've heard about it, it's like you go in there, you sit down, it takes about 45 to 65 minutes to get your order. Wow. But I've heard that it's worth it. I haven't been there yet. It's right off the 110. Or no, the 105. What is it? Imperial Highway. Imperial Highway. Imperial Highway. You don't just have places you need to take somebody who you're going to be comfortable and converse with for an hour. Because imagine taking somebody out there on the first date. Hey, what's up? Awkward. Awkward. Yeah. What do you do with awkward pauses after that? I don't know, man. How about the Lakers? They lost at the end of the day. There was a dude on the blue line. I used to ride the blue line all the time. I was taking the blue line. Some dude was like, can you move down? This guy goes, fuck off. Fuck you. What? Fuck you, white boy. Lose some weight. What? I'm mad because the Lakers lost. Oh. Like, you're mad because the Lakers lost. That's your whole thing. You're blaming it on white people. I don't blame it on white people. It wasn't Pau Gasol's fault. It wasn't the... Pau? Pau? All the white guy said was, can you move down, please? You know, we need more room. Because, you know, that train was pretty packed. He's all cracked up. You know, that's like the worst line to take. It is fucking packed all the time. Dude, the green line is... Well, I don't know. I've never seen so many people with bikes and strollers on that fucking train. Dude, but it's amazing. If it rains, on the blue line, there's like 100 people with umbrellas. 10 bucks, 10 bucks, 10 bucks, 10 bucks. If you're hungry, they're like, I got these open M&Ms. We got these gummy bears. I didn't know this, but my friend was telling me that they sell candy on the trains. Kids will get on the train. Jolly ranchers. They'll get on the train and they'll start selling shit. Girl Scout cookies, but that are open. I wish they would do that on the red line. Because I live by the red line and I take it a lot. What about the blue line? No. No, fuck that. I've taken it more than once. Richie, our drummer. I used to take the blue line. I've taken the green line. Richie used to take the blue line every day. And he said the most fucked up thing he saw was a guy came on and he's like, who all is Florencia on here? Who's Florencia? He's all, you know this guy? And he was saying people's names. Oh, yeah? I was the one who killed him. You know this guy? I was the one who killed him. Are you Florencia? Are you Florencia? And he was going down the train. And Richie's like Mexican dude, Ramones haircut with his hoodie, like listening to his... Or whatever. He's like, please don't ask me, man. He's going to work in Compton. He's like, please don't ask me, man. I've been like, beat all the brat. Beat all the brat. Hey, Paul, you heard of this guy, George? I killed him. Hey, you heard of this guy, Edgar? I killed him. You know what I mean? Like, what are you in public walking down the entire train? Was he crazy? Or was he just high? No, no, he was serious, dude. He was a dude. I just got out of the pen. You know what I got in the pen for? I killed so-and-so. Wow. Okay. Just had to announce it. Hey, but in good news, they're reestablishing the historic trolley line in downtown LA. Where the old red car used to go? Yep. Let's give it a little round of applause. That's awesome. It'll probably be done in 2030, but by that time... My dad won't be dead. I'll be dead by then. I should be in my... You'll be in your, like, nothing. I'll be in my 60s. Wow. I'll be able to ride it and then have a heart attack on it and piss myself. Yeah. To our friend in Anaheim, they're not going to have that, but they have burger records and they have radiation records. I love burger records. Love you some burger records. We're smoking some weed for you tonight, burger. Yeah. You know what? What is that? What's the name of that? Burger records. Tina's in right now. Tina and... Total Babes? No, it's... What's the man Tina's in right now? With her and Renee. Oh, Midnight Snacks. Midnight Snacks. Yeah. Solid Man Burger Records. Solid Man San Pedro? Yeah. I fucking love them. I love them. You like them? We played with them in San Francisco. It's because you like the big girls. And Oakland. Uh-huh. I like missing big girls. I like missing curvy girls. Dude, Oakland is fucking awesome, especially the Fuzzplex. Yeah. I might go... Yes. My name is Paul. I'm not so tall. You better recognize when I play back to Paul. You better recognize when I play back to Paul. Yo, what's up? My name is Justin. Yo, what's up? My name is Justin with a J. I had never seen this. I'm the globe's tallest player. I said that there was a town with much decay. And all the fine ladies say, hooray. Oh, that was how I spent yesterday. And nothing but the charters of me talking about myself. I said, bust out rhymes like no one else. Say the ladies owe me so much more. Every night they're busting out on the dome. We pass the ball. Pass the ball. Pass the mic to Paul. Oh, Paul. He loves to play the basketball. He's from Mexicali. And he is from Chicali. It's a town where the Filipinos, they make Mexican food. Hey, hey. Pass the mic to Paul. To Marina. To Marina. I've got nothing to say. Wonderful. You're going to Johnny's. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. You're going to Johnny's. Hello, that shit was the dog's bollocks. Say something, Marina. I just think it's funny when everyone's talking about L. A. transport. And I actually take the bus to work every day. Oh, tell that story. It's a good one. Every day. Talk a little closer. Yeah, you got to talk closer. I take the number 20 to Westwood. Westwood. Every day. Every day, back and forth. And everyone's talking about L. A. transport. And they don't actually know any of the shit that goes down. I see it every day. Today, I had a crazy old lady with Vaseline who injured a man with her little trolley that she has. Like an old person's trolley. But tell her, she was like, I'm getting off it. Yeah, the other day, like last week, a dog was sick all over someone's leg. I think the best one, though, was an old lady who got on and ate a pink berry. And she was like, I'm going to eat a pink berry in front of me. And then dropped it all down her and then put her jacket over her while she actually wanked. I don't know how you can say it. Fingered herself in American. Wait, wait, wait. She was masturbating on the bus? She was masturbating on the bus. And the thing fell down. The jacket fell off. And she was trying to cover herself with her jacket. So she was kind of trying to do it a little bit, like, undercover. But then her jacket fell off. Wait, so this woman dropped frozen yogurt on herself and then proceeded to... Yeah, and then proceeded to finger herself. Seriously? I think it was a drinking fairy. I thought... She was just like looking up to the ceiling. Like, she was like, I don't care. My jacket slipped off. I'm about to cum. I can't be bothered with putting it back in. Dude, but my favorite part about the story is right next to her was a full on like ranchero Mexican dude with a hat and everything. The next stop, he just got off and he waited for the next bus. And she stayed on. And she's like, I've got to get to work. I had to sit through the experience. I was like, I was stuck frozen to the spot. Okay, I take... He's probably like, I wait. I take the bus every day to work too. I take the bus. I thought the 404 and the 704 was bad. Hearing your stories is nothing compared to what I go through every day. Well, what's your worst bus story? I have no worst. I just have screaming black men that are crazy. And I get all the trannies that are on Santa Monica. Day in, day out. You would get all the trannies. What, Melrose Heights or where? No, right there. That would be it. That's a rad neighborhood though. I had a good one of what a preacher guy got on the bus. He's like the skinny little white guy. He gets on. He's like, Jesus saves you guys all. You have to repent now. And this old black dude stands up and he goes to get off. And he's like, Jesus saves to the dude. And he's like, well, he ain't done nothing to save me yet. I was like, yes. I was on the four one night at two in the morning. Drunk as shit. There's a black dude standing behind another black dude. And the black dude goes, stop touching me. Stop touching me. And the guy goes, I'm not fucking touching you. I'm just like this. I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you. And I'm just like turning up the volume on my iPod. I don't want to hear this shit. Then I got a few stops later comes a tranny. You could totally tell the tranny and her fucking boyfriend who looked like that dude. What's his name? Nick Nolte. Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan. He's. He's DJ Qualls. He's like a real skinny dude. It looks like a. Looks like he's sick. He's like a. He looks like he's an actor. He's like he's sick. DJ Qualls. I don't know what the fuck his name is, but came in. DJ. You can tell this kid was from the south, had the southern accent, wearing a pimped out blue suit. Handled like Biggie Smalls. Nice. It was like hugging on her. Loving that bitch. I was like, do you know what you're going out with? I get off the bus. I'm just like, fuck, man. I just hope I hope I don't have to get shot. Well, dang. Yes. But it would have killed Dave. No, no, no. It's all right. All right. You didn't get shot. You come on. You're alive. I'm so dead. We're all here. Yeah, we're all here. Tomorrow. They're like, I heard you talking shit. So look at Biggie Smalls. I look like Biggie Smalls. I have to start taking the 20. I have to find a job in Westwood to take this. Just so I can see that. Seriously. I'm just like, fuck. I'm just like, fuck. I'm just like, fuck. I'm just like, fuck. Just so I can see that. Seriously. Because I when I'm on the bus, like I usually for some reason, the 210. That's because I live off of Vine. Oh, the 210. That is always full of black people. I shit you not. This is the second like black comment. Yeah. I do have to ask. Are you serious? Oh, I love me the brothers. Trust me. I love me the sisters. So it's not racist if you prefer their race. Yes. I've kind of been the same. But yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, you and George, you're like, oh, I just want a black girlfriend. And I'm like, hey, George, where's he? Gordina. I'm like, George, you can't meet a black girl in Gordina. Hey, there's sisters in Gordina. I believe you. No, no. That's what I'm saying. You can't meet a black girl in Gordina. Come on. George, you're a beautiful man. I don't think he's going to find a. I don't think he's going to find his Nubian princess who's going to like what he likes. Why not? Because they all like the rap music. They all like. I sound like an old lady with the rap music. No, no, no. Dude, people like soul music. Well, yeah. I mean, like young kids, young kids. I don't know. Soul clap was yesterday. Last night. Soul clap with New York Night Train. Soul train. You know what? Is there any good soul clubs in L. A.? There is the Black Eyed Soul Club that's at Medusa or three of clubs. That's okay. Has anybody gone to Funky Soul? Is that a. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. There is some good soul. back a few years ago, that used to be like a really good soul club. I mean, you don't really see a soul club nowadays that are that good. I haven't been to Funky Soul and it's just like, I've heard some things that, eh, it's so decent. I'm sure they're around, but like, you know, something like that that's really good, they just won't publicize. You know, LA's so massive and sprawling and huge that there's something around. Well, and everything always comes and goes, too. And everything that's good always kind of gets burned. And actually, not to plug too much, but Ziggler, I think, doesn't he DJ some soul night? Oh, Ziggler's fucking... Yeah, Chris Ziggler from the LA record. He does, but I can't think of the place. I can't think of the place. It's almost like Santa Ana or somewhere like that. But did you DJ with him somewhere at the Bigfoot Lodge? No, no, over in Eagle Rock. The Blackboard. Yeah, every Monday, it's Big Freak. I did, I did a Big Freak, but it's actually really dangerous to get drunk and then drive on the two like back out of here. Really? Dude, there's no cops, but... That's the only thing, yeah, we should take the two. It's gnarly. It's so dark, man. One way to burn it, people. Dude, it's so dark. I gave James from the Images a ride back out here. That's where we went to Taqueria Mexicana out here on Broadway. Dude, but when you're driving out on the two, it's so pitch black and you're going, dude, those churns. I will admit, I almost got into an accident once because there was a car sitting there. They didn't have any lights on and stuff, but they had broken down and I did not see that because there was no lights or anything, so I almost rear-ended them, but I swerved out of the way in time. Dude, it's gnarly. If you're at night, the two, you go anywhere on the two. Dude, barely out of LA, it's dark. You go up to, even on the five or Highland Park, you go rock, it gets dark. As soon as you pass Winding and Dark. It starts getting Windy and Dark. Even when you're coming back from the two going towards LA, it gets a little over there by your hood. That's where the drunk driving checkpoints are, dude. If you go down Santa Monica and over, what is it? It's not Melrose Heights. What's that neighborhood called? It isn't really, it's, it's not Melrose Heights. It's called, we'll do it, there's Hancock Park right there. I live by Hancock Park, but I'm more towards Paramount Studios. Hancock Park. Hancock. Like the movie. You know, Dave likes Hancock. Beautiful houses. I like my own Hancock. He likes his hand on his cock. All day, every day. That's how we do it. Hold on, just for, just for good, just for good, just for good measure. This one's for you, sir. That makes me feel loved inside, it does. It's getting hot right now. No, but in all reality, Hancock was a really good movie. Oh, there you are. I didn't see, I didn't see that. Oh, is that Patsy? I don't know. Will Smith? Okay, so now we're talking about, was it Will Smith? Yeah, Will Smythe. Will Smythe. Where does Will Smythe live? You know, if it wasn't Will Smith, I think it would've been a good movie. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Like, I'm sorry, but, you know, my fresh friends, every time I see, every time I see a movie with Will Smith in it, I just think of Fresh Prince. I did like the main block. You're talking about Denzel. What was the last good movie he was in? Denzel? Yeah, man. He's just, I don't know, what? See? Man on Fire? Yeah, Man on Fire was pretty sick. Denzel's gotta come back. He was in that Assassin futuristic movie. You know who needs to come back? Wesley Snipes. Oh! Well, folks, Wesley Snipes. He's in jail. Yeah, he had to flee the country. Oh, in Africa, because he hoarded all, he didn't pay his taxes. Yeah, no, he's in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Can't he pull a Polanski and just make movies abroad? Well, he should. What's going on? Or, he could pull a Cat Stevens, you know? He could be like, Cat Stevens, change his name. What's it? What did he change? He could be a Wesley Stevens. Cat Stevens, Cat Stevens got kicked out of America. I don't even, I'm not sure exactly when, but then he changed his name to Yusef Islam. Oh, that's right. Because he's Muslim now, right? Yeah, he's Muslim. Huh? Yeah. He's of the Muslim faith. Yeah. Salaam Alaikum. What are you, Azim Salaam? Salaam Alaikum. He should pull a Pete Seeger. What Pete Seeger? What are you talking about? Pete Seeger got kicked out of America too, kind of. For what? For, folk artists, right? Yeah. Charlie Chaplin got kicked out Yeah, and he just went around the world basically and learned other people's songs and just kind of, did kind of like what Bella Bartok did in the early 1900s and like, like Bob Seeger. Yeah, yeah. Great predecessor to Bob Seeger. That'll be, that'll be a good transition point. Let's just move on to Bob Seeger. Now, you were saying Pete Seeger. He was also in the, in the, the Goonies. The Weavers. The Goonies. Yeah, he was in the Weavers. Chunk like Rocky Rock. They were, they were, they were an anti, they were an anti-war, anti, they were anti, you know, they were a union, a pro-union band. Yeah, they were a pro-union. And all that stuff, right? That's when, Is this like the 30s? Like, Yeah, 30s, 40s. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You know, the, the Weavers do a wonderful version of Goodnight Irene. Dude, yeah. No, I haven't, I haven't heard that actually. I love Goodnight Irene. Do you have that song? Yeah, check out the Weavers. I don't have it on me, but I have it at home. Yeah, bring it. I love Goodnight Irene, man. Yeah, that's a good tune. I should go right now and get it. Go get it. Yeah, but you were saying about Pete Seeger. Um, I'm not sure what I was saying about Pete Seeger. All right, start. Bob Seeger. Bob Seeger. Me and Paul are gonna take it away with Bob Seeger. Yeah, so Bob, if I get him, I got, nah. How about Ted Nugent? That'll be a more interesting transition point. Ted Nugent, that guy is fucking full on nuts. Bow and arrow and shit. You know, I didn't know that, uh, what's, uh, Zappa died. I didn't know Zappa died. What? Colon cancer, right? Frank Zappa. Yeah. I didn't know Zappa died. Yeah, he died like, didn't, what? Years ago. Yeah, a long, long time ago. 10, 15 years ago. Poor Zappa, man. The 80s or 90s? Wow. I want to say 80s. I don't know. I just didn't know. Maybe it's 90s. I don't, I don't follow Zappa. anyway, the wind blows. Did he put out, uh, I remember one time it was King, uh, King Crimson Records. Dude, he put out a lot of good stuff. What was the guy's name? The, Charlie Manson. He's tall, dark, and handsome. Um, the, the guy who used to sing. You're a singer. You're a singer over there. Oh, yeah, you can sing. I can sing. Do it, do it. Yeah, yeah, the way Amazing grace, how sweet the sound that sings a rich life for friends but now I'm fine. Anyways, come on, man. Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Great. Thank you for that beautiful rendition of Amazing Grace. Thanks, boys. Place to play the next, uh, Gap. Or whatever you call it, Block. Yes. You will only get to it every four days. Get to your job, DJ. Listen here, DJ. Look. Wait, Alice, you gotta say something. Wait, hold on, Paul. Wait, just wait for it. Hold on, what do I do with that? In the headphones, it's so gross. Hold on, what do I do with that? What do I do with that? Homeboy in Anaheim, super sexy. Yeah. It also goes out to anyone wearing headphones and listening to this. Anyone actually listening to this? Yeah. Is there like five people? At this point in the hour. Dude, but, uh, the best bar on Skid Row is down there, King Eddie. I've been there. Dude, the King Eddie, so good, dude. Who's listening? Oh. That's a good question. But you're still like, King Eddie. Yeah, anyway, he's talking about King Eddie. The King Eddie, man. The King Eddie's the only place. 73 people listening right now. Dude, it's the only place in downtown, LA, where you can buy a beer for $2.75. Yes. The only place. Only place. Except the corner store up here on 7th. It's $1.25 for a Miller Highland. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing a King Eddie t-shirt. That's a good price for a Miller Highland. You're wearing a King Eddie t-shirt. Oh, damn. Look at you. I didn't even notice. Yeah, I've been there. You're obviously a big fan. Yeah. The bartender stopped me to buy a shirt. Like, hey, why don't you buy a shirt? It'll look good on you. So you got 15 bucks? Give me 15 bucks. I gave it to him for 10. You want to smoke some crack in the bathroom? Dude, let's go. All together. All together. We'll play some songs and then go smoke some crack. That's pretty much what it's like. No, but they have a good jukebox there, man. Oh, is it? Dude, dude, no. They play like Soul and Michael Jackson. It's hard to find a good jukebox in LA. Actually,