Nappy T, Eyeball, phone sex, twerking, spank train

Welcome to my life. I can take a wild guess. You know what's crazy? What is this? Sushi means sex. What is going on on this show? It's the lighter side of the dark side. Oh, no, he didn't. What did you do, man? What did you do? Yes, welcome to the lighter side of the dark side. Your Thursday night freak show. We got a good one tonight. This turned out, this wasn't the initial lineup, but it turned out this is going to be better than the initial lineup, I think. I think so. We got quite an interesting people in the studio. We have from... Flavor Love, and also her own musical career, and all sorts. I was doing a lot of research on you. Just will tell you that... He does a lot of research on us. I do a lot of research on my female guests, and I... A lot. I saw a lot. He probably did no research on you. I clicked on a couple things, but I saw a lot of pictures of your beautiful hiney, and we'll talk about that. We have Nappy T. Thank you. Nappy T is here. Hi, everybody. Me and my beautiful hiney. Beautiful hiney, beautiful hair. And right next to you, I don't know anything about your hiney. Your hair's okay. We have from Eyeball. Eyeball from the band, and you know what? I forgot the band now. The Resistance. The Resistance. You want to get in the... See, he did no research whatsoever. You got to get closer to the mic, Eyeball. Just a little closer to the mic if you could. Yeah. Yeah, because we're having problems hearing Eyeball. I don't know if it's the mic or what's going on, but... Yeah, I can't hear me. And we have a... No, you're good. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, you're good. You're a beautiful engineer. Is there something going on with the mic? Yeah, we're training here, so... But Eyeball's been featured in the Client of Western Civilization Part 3, which is the one that... Oh. There we go. There, Eyeball. Okay, great. Magic. Great. All right. So, and sorry about the late start. I don't know if it's the punk rock ethic or what's going on, but... What? But anyway, so we're going to jump right in. We're going to jump right in because we're running a little late, so we're going to go right to it. Before we go to the Hollywood Report, which we love to do, I did want to let you know myself on a note, if you'd like to see Dark Mark, you'd like to help celebrate my birthday. And who wouldn't? Every day is Halloween, so Halloween doesn't end. November 2nd, I will be playing at the Ice House at 9.30, and then we're going to have a little after party. We're still figuring out the after party, but anyway, it doesn't look like Josie's going to make the Ice House show, because I think you're going to rob zombies. Isn't it? Yes, but I don't know what day I'm going. Okay, well, we'll see. But you'll definitely make the after party. Absolutely. Wouldn't miss it. Or at least you'll show up for the show the following week, and... We'll show up for something. We'll show up for something. Anyway, it's time for the Josie Cat Nappy. You don't know. You probably know I belong, because you guys know each other. Yeah, yeah. The whole world of Hollywood revolves around Josie Cat, and here's the Josie Cat Hollywood Report. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. and boring stuff. Wow. But what's going to happen? What's going to happen, Josie? A lot of cool stuff coming up. This is the big weekend for Wasteland. Wasteland weekend. Oh, that's right. It started up out there in the desert. It's already started up. All the Mad Max warriors are out there. I've already seen some people with some early reports on that. Yeah? What'd you see? I've got a few friends out there and they're out in the desert. They're tripping out. They're pre-tripping. Oh, are they? They're pre-tripping. Yeah, just a little bit before the main party, which will be, I guess, tomorrow and the whole weekend. Yeah, Saturday's the big night. Right. So I'm going out there to film. Right. So I'll be catching. What song is this for? It's a new song called Road or End of the Road. I'm not sure yet. That's the working title. And I play the king. You think you're the king. You said I was going to play the king. We had this discussion for a year, like a year, We did. And I said, but you're not actually the king. You know, all the chicks always rule in my videos. I understand that. You killed me in your last one, but. And you'll be probably killed again. But I'll be king. Not for long. You'll be feeding me grapes and all of your friends and. Keep dreaming. Something like that. Okay. So Wasteland Weekend. Something like that. So next week, you're going to have the Wasteland Weekend Josie Cat Report. Exactly. That's going to be fun. All right. And tonight is the point. Pleasure chest party. Yes, we're going to. Which, see you there. Yes. And. That's all you need is more paddles. More paddles. I know. I've been giving them out for the last three weeks. More paddles and vibrators. That's all you need is more vibrators. Vibrators? I don't have vibrators. You don't have any vibrators. Well, they didn't give me any. I mean, I have some. All chicks do. Duh. I was like, you want to borrow one? Yeah. Actually, I usually go. Actually, I might want to borrow one of yours, Nappy. Who knows? Do you long yours out? No. And I don't know why that just came out. Well, that's an interesting discussion. Not only got some girls here. Let me ask you a question. Seriously. Let me ask you a vibrator question. This is going to be completely off topic. I went out with a girl and she, and she went shopping for me because she threw away her old vibrator that she was with her old boyfriend and got one for me. And I thought that was unusual. For you. No, not for me to use. But like. To use on her. To use on her. Yeah. I was like, well, it's only gone on you. What's the, I don't see why you have to get a new vibrator just for me. New boyfriend, It was an excuse. Yeah, I just think it brought back old memories and she wanted new memories with you. I've heard, I've heard women say that. I've heard women say that when they get a new boyfriend, they get a new vibrator. Yeah, she probably just wanted one to call it dark mark. Okay. Yeah. Well, it was black, but anyway, so. You don't see, you have a comment on this? Oh, geez. I don't even know where to go with that. There's so many places Because if you had a different vibrator, if you had a different vibrator for every lover that you had, it'd be like a mountain. It'd be like a whole like. Okay, here's the first fuck you for the night. Fuck you, Mark. Well, anyway, so, no, but you've had a lot of, you've had a lot of lovers. You're like the Mata Hari of the 21st century. You know that. Where are you getting this from? You've never seen me with anybody. Actually, you know what? You're right. I have, I've heard things. You've heard things? I've heard things, but I've never seen you. I've never seen you. Okay, we'll talk afterwards. Yeah, we got Nappy T and we have, we have Nappy T and we have, we have eyeball hair. for the Hollywood Report. Is that the end of the Hollywood Report? Nappy T, how did you get your name? Well, I'm sorry. Isn't it obvious, Josie? I'm still looking for the lost men in your breast. I can't stop staring. I'm like, are there men in there? You'd be surprised. I think history just crawled out of your breast. Sorry. And Aaliyah, from Las Vegas, I think she crawled out of your breast too. I don't know what's going on. Sorry, they're just nice and that's all I need to know. They're beautiful. Yours aren't too shabby either, Nappy T. There's a kitchen sink hiding in there too. Yeah, you don't want to go, because we were going to have the magician, Michael Vile was supposed to be on the show and he, he was going to pull a rabbit out of my cleavage. He was going to pull something out of your cleavage. He said he was working on lots of new tricks and I think they all revolved around your cleavage. Not my ass. You're not pulling anything out of my ass. Ooh. Got some things stuffed up there. No, there's nothing stuffed up there, Josie, thanks. Thanks. I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what your wildest fantasies have been lately, but there's nothing up my ass. So Nappy T. Yes. Nappy T. He changes the subject more like first person. Well, everybody here, this is going to be a great show, I can tell already. Everybody here has a, has a really interesting pseudonym. I'm Dark Mark, that's not my real name. My real name is Mark, but it's not. Josie Kat, your real first name is Josie, but it's not Kat. Eyeball, that may be one of the coolest names I've ever heard from some guys. Yeah. And then Nappy T, but you also, you were Sweetie on Flavor Love. Big change. Now, here's the thing I read about Flavor Love. What I was doing, most of my research was looking at pictures of you and that took up most of my time. Okay. And that was, Pictures of your booty. There's a lot of booty pictures. Well, here's the thing, when you type in Sweetie Flavor Love, Uh-huh. almost every woman that's ever been on Flavor Love comes up and a lot of them are naked. Oh, yeah. I wasn't. No, but just taking pictures of a lot of the Flavor Love girls have gone on to, you know, do, I thought, I thought I was subscribing to Black Tail. I didn't know what was going on when I put Sweetie Flavor Love and all these black asses come in my face. I was like, this is great, but it's not really helping the show. I don't know what's going on. Well, I think most girls like went on to like, you know, the next thing that you can really do is like be in these magazines where you like poke your booty out and like, hey, like my ass. Did you get any booty poking offers? No, I didn't. I like, I just, that really wasn't my thing, you know, because I knew I had another talent that I wanted to explore. So I just didn't go that route. So Black Tail, Hustler, Playboy, all those, they didn't really. No. And, you know, I guess I could have tried to gone for something like that, but it just wasn't my thing. Okay. And here's the interesting thing. I, I, I confess I've never seen Flavor Love. I have met Flavor Flav. Oh, I met him too. He's a great guy. He's a cool guy. Yeah, he's really cool. And when I met him, I was in Las Vegas and we, he lives around the corner. Yeah. He lives around the corner from my friend, Kevin. Yeah. And so we went to the gas station right around the corner from the house and he's filling up his purple go-karts at the gas station. I was like, hey, Flavor Flav. And he's like, yeah. And so, and then it just whole crowd came out and I was like, yeah, I'm Mark, the golf comedian. He pretended like, yeah, oh yeah, I heard of you. And so we, I gave him my card. Came over. The second time I met him was in Las Vegas. We were at the Stratosphere and I was with my nephew and I was like, hey, Flavor Flav. And he's like, he was with his girl. He's like, you know, I don't, he's like, yeah, I'm just laying by myself. I don't want to take pictures. I'm like, yeah, no, I met you. You know, you live around the corner from my friend, Kevin. He's like, oh, you know, Kevin? Oh, well, we'll take a picture real quick. He didn't know who Kevin was, but anyway, it was a real nice guy, but he was just in the news and I like Flavor Flav and I didn't want to say, I like Flavor Flav, but it is, it is true from what I've met. What'd he do? They had the top 10 celebrity bad breath. Oh, I didn't kiss him. Sorry. He was, yeah, both times I met him and he didn't have the grill in and he, yeah, he doesn't floss daily from what I gathered, but he was a super nice guy. Yeah, no, uh-uh. You're laughing, eyeball. No, I met him at Universal. He's a great guy. Yeah, he's really nice. I was in a costume. I was in a nine foot werewolf costume. I don't think I've ever heard a boring, uh, I met Flavor Flav story ever, but, um, I, I was warned that, yeah, Flavor Flav's coming through and he, he didn't have his braids in, so it was, look, kind of similar to your hair. He comes through and I see him and I'm in this big costume and I see him and I go, Flavor Flav! And he comes up, yeah, boy! And he gives me this great hug like he's known me all my life. That's the way he is. He's just one of these guys. He's awesome. The world is his, the world is his friend. Yeah. And yeah, so were you, were you there for like Hollywood, like, uh, the, uh, Universal Haunts or? No, I was a year round haunted house worker, but that's how I started, yeah. Cause you, or you just dressed like a werewolf cause you dressed like werewolf. Why not? No, um, it was, or did you turn into a werewolf? I'm not really sure. They had the Van Helsing maze, which is, it was a year round attraction. okay. And, uh, I was, I was the werewolf, which was an awesome costume to wear. A hot one I would imagine. Oh yeah, it was cool. Right. So, so flavor love. Now the other thing, the thing that I was interested, I was intrigued that I got from my research, other than you have such a beautiful ass, is that, um, there's a couple of men hiding in there. Hopefully by the end of the show, we can take her ass, put it against your breast. We'll see what we get. We, we, we TNA. That would be a whole, yeah. We'll do a new wrestling team. No, and Eyeball and I are going to play checkers on your, uh, your breast and your ass. So, uh, so, but the interesting thing I, I, I, uh, found out was that, and correct me if I'm wrong, the first, you were on the first season. Yes, I was on the first season. And the first season they said, this is a show you're going to be going, uh, vying for dates with a famous rapper. Yes, the hip hop star, but they didn't tell us who it was. Oh. And who did you think it would be? I go, ooh, maybe Jay-Z and Beyonce broke up. Right, right. I was so excited, because I thought it was going to be like, you know, somebody like that. Nas, Eminem, somebody like that. I was just like, ooh, I can't wait to find out who it is. And when you found out. I was like, oh no, nevermind. I was like, I'm good. And they're like, come on. But you went on the show though. Yeah. Did you meet, so you were in the house and they didn't tell you or? Uh, no, they just didn't tell us like in the beginning, like we, we all went because my cousin's like, come on, let's go to this. Like, all right. And of course, you know how when you don't want something here, you end up getting it because you don't go in with all the nerves and stuff. You're just like, blah, blah, blah, whatever. So it's like, I was just funny and myself. And so they, they wanted me. And then they told me later, like who it was. And then I was like, I was like, oh no, I don't think so, boo. And they're like, come on, you're really great. It's going to be wonderful. And I was like, all right, I'll do it. Yeah. The Jay-Z, the Flavor Flavor. I mean, they're both hip hop stars and they're both legends, but yeah, it was definitely not what I was expecting. Still, he was part of one of the coolest rap bands. No, no, no. As far as rap skills, as far as rap bands, Public Enemy is one of the best. There's no question. I don't even like a lot of rap. Public Enemy is badass. Public Enemy is cool. Badass. Josie doesn't like them, but the rest of us do. And Josie's not into rap. She's, yeah. Oh, so you don't love me, Josie? I love you. Yeah, no, see, there's a lot of love. Well, we're going to hear some of your music later, but when you got, so what has happened since, since Flavor of Love is, I mean, I mean, when it was on TV, were you just, what is, were you like a star? Like everybody was recognizing you everywhere you went? Oh yeah, like just wherever, like if you notice the name of my album is going to be called Celebrity Waitress, because I cannot tell you how many times I, like you leave the show and you have to go back to your normal life and everybody sees you. And my boss was like, can you come back out again? Like people would be taking their pictures of me after I just waited on them. It's the most funniest thing on the planet. And then I would be in New York, New York, New York is crazy. I would get stopped on the streets of New York everywhere. Escalators, wherever, the elevators everywhere. Like people want to talk to me and they're like, oh, come on, take pictures. Like, you know, you're taking pictures like you're a little baby or a puppy. It's every two seconds. Somebody wants to take a picture with you. Right. And that's weird because you're, you're a waitress. Yeah. And then, but you probably get less tips because people think you're already rich. No, definitely not. I mean, they definitely was excited that they got to meet me and would leave me more. Oh, good. Workin'. Cause they, cause they don't know how you're going to be. I think like I've been told before and I've experienced it where like every waitress here wants to be a celebrity. So she's annoyed that she's waiting tables. Right. And I'm just happy and fun and I'm having a good time and I'm not caught up in it. So, you know, I, I ended up getting a lot of love. So it's that people appreciate the fact that I'm not freaking out that I have to serve someone. But I personally believe that leadership is service in my own sexy way. So, you know, can you say that again? Leadership is service. Oh, by the way, Josie, did you say hello to the dark minions yet? Hello, dark minions. Yeah, that's something that we've kind of got away from. I don't know what happened, but we're going to ring it back. I don't know, but all of a sudden I want to be a minion. These are the people that listen to the dark mark show, watch the dark mark show. If you have any questions for a sweetie, for lady T, for a eyeball, even Josie cat, who knows? Uh, 1-800-893-9562. Give us a call. Oh, we get callers now. I don't know. Who knows? I mean, we haven't done the caller thing yet. It's funny. The first, I think the first couple of episodes, we had a bunch of people trying to call in and I just didn't look at the screen. So I was still caught up in the conversation that it's weird. And we were, we got big stars now. Chris Gore was on last week. Now we have Nappy T. We have eyeball. I feel like, I feel like, like, you know, Jimmy Kimmel or something. It's crazy. I was like, let's fake a twerking thing. Remember how I fake the twerking thing? I can twerk. We can twerk. Are you going to twerk for us? Well, later. Nappy's going to, when we play Nappy's song, she's going to twerk to the song. Then I hate you. I'm right. Eyeball, do you twerk? I've just found out about the whole twerking thing, but yeah. You working on it? Sure, why not? So, but so you, so you came to LA and you were, you were, you were in the band. The Resistance. The Resistance. Okay. So where, where were you from originally? I'm from LA. Yeah. Oh, okay. So you've been here, you and Vils, you're the only two that have been born and bred here their whole life. Oh, I was, I was born somewhere else, but I was brought here. I moved here when I was like a year old. Oh, okay. So you're an LA guy. And so, and of course, being that you were born and bred here, you just wanted to ride against the establishment. Sure. Yeah. I don't blame you. Yeah. So you formed the Resistance and how did they find you? I've got to be honest. I never saw Flavor of Love. I never saw The Decline of Western Civilization Part Three, but I'm not, I'm not that alone in it because I saw Part One. At Part One, I was telling Jeremy, Part One is, was like filmed in like 1980. Yeah. They had Black Flag before Rollins, X, Fear, all those old school punk bands from LA. The second one was like 87, 88, where they had all the metal bands. It was the metal bands, yeah. Like the, you know, they had Wasp and Poison and all those guys. And that's a riot. And then the third one, I guess, was more serious. And it was more street oriented bands. She wanted to really get bands that were in touch with what was going on on the street. Which is Penelope Spears, who directed all those, who also directed Wayne's World and other Hollywood movies. Yes. And it's, and this is what, doesn't, it doesn't, when you got the movie where you're like, well, geez, the other movies, the bands that were in those movies took off. Did you think that was going to happen? Yeah, I kind of did. And especially because mine was the featured band. In the first one, Darby Crash from the Germs fries the eggs. Right. And it does the interview. The second one was Ozzy Osbourne fries the eggs and does the interview. Third one, I fried the egg and did the interview. Wow. And there's this, there's a tradition with that. So, so Darby Crash is dead. Yeah. Ozzy's brain dead. That's another thing is there's this curse that goes along with this, these, this trilogy. And it's happened in, in this decline that a lot of people fall off after that film. Right. You know, I don't know if it has to do with the lifestyles involved or, or if there's really, really a curse, but that's the way it happens. So what, what happened then? You're right. Yeah. Okay. There it goes. Okay. So, you, you want Josie and Nappy to start talking sexy some more? We can, we can have that. I can join in. I was a phone sex operator for like seven years. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, we got to hear it. We got to hear it. We got to hear it. A lot of stories. Oh, I forgot about that. Women call in. No, it was a woman or men? Oh, it was men, men mostly. It would be great when a woman would call, but. Eyeball, let's hear that. Let's hear your, your phone sex voice. Let's get a demonstration of that. Um, let's see. Um, well, uh, there was, I had a lot of callers, but I used to like to do. I'll pretend. Hello. Hi, how are you, sir? Hey, who's out there? Uh, this is Rufus. How are you? Hey, Rufus, what's going on? I'm, I'm just, uh, I'm buttoning my pants. Uh, would you like to see what I have inside? Yeah. What do you got going on? Well, it has been years for me. I was going to say, I was going to say, the fact that I'm a little sharper as the caller is probably not a, not a, not a good sign, but, uh, yeah. So, do you like anal play? I mean, I mean, Hey man, it was, uh, it was, everything goes in that job, but I'll bet, I'll bet. I mean, and it's funny cause I know people that have done phone sex. I know people have done gay phone sex. Yeah. And you know, I've got an interesting group of friends, but, uh, they, they, the, the thing is that you don't want them to ejaculate right away. You want the, you want the phone call. Yeah. You make it, you make it. I'm ready to go. Oh, I had all these tricks for that. What's the trick? What's the trick? What's the trick for that? I would tell them rather than to grip themselves, you know, to like, you know, Oh, trace the veins of your shaft with, you know, circle around the head, you know, stretch the balls. Ladies, ladies, like a, like a, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stretch the balls and flick them? Yes, sir. Why not? Hey, you know, that, it, it does make you come, right? I've never stretched my balls and flick, but, you should try it. Well, you know, later on tonight, who knows what's going to happen, but, my goodness, that's, I think that's the name of my next album. Stretch the balls and flick. It's like a drum skin, you know? Right. Oh, oh, maybe yours is, I don't know. I think, I think we've got the plot line for Decline of Western Civilization 4. it was part of the, it was one of the many subjects I had to cover. Right. Yeah. No, I, I, I'd like to see it. I mean, I, like I say, the first two were great. And, so, so what happened, so what happened to the band? Like, they didn't really get the big push that you thought they would. No, no, but I did enjoy a little bit of celebrity for a little while. I got to go to a lot of parties and, you know. And what, around what year was this being filmed? Oh, it was 97. Okay. Yeah. And that's, and that's about when punk was, was coming back. I mean, yeah, sure. I mean, in some respects, I mean, there were, there were, you know, rants and, you know, the, the more real punk bands and, he had blink money too. Are you saying his band wasn't a real punk band? I don't know his band. I don't know if, trust me, I look at him, that's real punk. You're too busy looking at black ass. We were straight. No, no, I can tell, no, I was saying, no, but, but at that time there were, there was a big punk resurgence. I could tell that, I could tell him, I could look right at him and he's real punk. Like when we had lightning a couple, a couple of weeks ago. Right. And I, he was like 45. He told me he was like 60. And, but he's a blues guy. But he's a blues guy. That's good. He told him that. I couldn't believe. But you look like, I mean, you look like you've lived a life. You look like you really. Wow. I mean, but you're a good looking guy. Trust me. I know. I can tell like, yeah, when I saw the picture of you and, and you know, you had tattoos, I was like, okay, Josie, cause I was going to have the magician to cheer up Josie. Cause she's had a rough couple of weeks and magic cheers her up, but also tattooed punk rock guys cheer up too. So I think it's cheering Navi up a little bit too. But Navi, I got a question for you. This is a personal thing. This is so all over. This is all over the place. I didn't think this was going to be like this. And it's so much more fun. Why am I irresistible to black women? Why can't black women? There's three types of people that find me irresistible. I can't lose with them. Okay. Do you think he's irresistible? Oh, well, I already know the answer. It's because we love, I couldn't even spit it out. Love teddy bears. And you're just a big old teddy bear. Cause remember I told you that you're like, you know, you're just, you're just saying it. See, I've got some proof right here. Teddy bear. Look at, look at the look, look at the look in her eyes. Look at the look in her eyes. That's a whole different look. That's a different look. That's a different look. Cause I've had, this is my look. Sometimes it is. And sometimes it isn't. You flirt with me on occasion, Josie. Stop it. When you feel, when you felt soulful. When you felt soulful. I think Josie is a black woman deep down inside. Well, she got the answer. But anyway, uh, I can't even argue with that one. I don't know. Honestly, honestly, I don't know how you fight. Are you fitting the elevator eyeball with these two, uh, beautiful, luscious asses. It was a sandwich. Yeah. And then Jeremy was in there. That was, yeah, that was, that was a tight, tight ass with squeeze. It was like a double stuffed Oreo. Yeah. There you go. I've heard of a man, which this was an ass, which this is good. It was a more than more. Yeah. It's not just a mouthful. It's a meal. But, uh, anyway, nappy tea. So you're, uh, so what happened? I don't even know. So flavor love. How many episodes were you on? No, let me, well, I, I gotta get all the flavor because my, my sister watched the show and I actually was down in San Diego and saw the whole family and I asked her, you know, if there's any insight on you and she didn't really remember you. Like, well, I'll Google her. I'm like, I could do that. Yeah. But, um, well, you know, I only, like I lasted up to girl seven on mine and I kind of like curse him out when I leave, you know, I mean, I had a few things, but I, yeah, I know because the whole thing is, is like, I'm very sweet, but if you piss me off, like I get very evil and you do the next thing. Yeah, definitely. I, what about the hand at the age of, Oh, I got the hand from Jersey, honey. Can you teach me the hand one on one? I can teach you the hand, the neck, all of it. So what's, what's the rules? So it's just like, you have to express, you know, whatever you're feeling, it has to come out with the mouth. And plus, you know, I'm a rapper. So, you know, that hand just never stops. You know, a lot of circles. Those places. I mean, if it's not out here, it's over here. It's not over there. But if I want to bitch someone out with a hand. Oh, girl. Oh, like this, a swirl. It just like, it just let it work. Like, I know you didn't. I know you didn't. And you better. I know you like this. Cause it's like, you're like a conductor. It's like, you're a conductor. You're like, just don't let me get high and low on, you know, you know what I'm saying? Like you gotta, I just do it. Mark. You know, you know, you're like my third grade teacher. That's not. Yeah. A little bit more. It's like a rhythm. You gotta roll a little bit. It's like a rhythm. Like roll. Well, while we get to the rhythm, cause we've got some of your songs here. Uh, when we play another song. Are you gonna twerk for us? Twerk, twerk, twerk. Okay. Let's see. What's, what song do we have coming up? What? How about man right there? Is that okay? Oh yeah. That's my man right there. That's my man right there. This is a funny song. Oh, okay. Let's do man right there. Man right there is like, uh, who me and my sisters, when we used to drive down the street, we would see a car and be like, Ooh, that's my car. That's my car. But now that we're older, we're like, Ooh, that's my man. We don't even know him, but like, Ooh, that's me right there. Ooh, yeah, that's me. I want him right there. And the guy doesn't even know you, but he's still your man. Oh, one of those. And then we go up behind him and we dance behind him and he doesn't even know that we're behind him. And we're like, Ooh, this is me. This is me. It's a fun thing to do. You should try it down at Venice. It's always fun at Venice. Josie's done that a few times. Yes. That's my man. That's my man right there. That's my man right there. All right. So if you want to, let's play that. And if you want to twerk, you can maybe do that in front of that. I'll get a good twerking view. Or you can twerk in front of me. Do it. Get up. Come on, girl. Let me get into it a little bit. That's my man right there. That's my man right there. Girl, you know, you know, girl, you know, you. See the dude in the O.A. hat. That's my type. I can handle that. He set it up from his head to his toe. And every night near here, what's the pro? Got a problem with him? He'll let you know. He can work it out and go blow to blow. Call him cowboy. He's my rodeo. Giddy up. Giddy up. Yo. My man, he brought a train. I love the giddy up. He's so fun that they call him same. He carries in his gift. All his T-shirts say no fear. I'm a cheerleader and it's my cheer. So, go fight wins. Go fight wins. That's my man right here. That's my man right here. Girl, he'll know you. Girl, he'll know you. That's my man right here. That's my man right here. Girl, he'll know you. What you talking about, boo? That's my man. That's my man. I don't care what y'all say. That's my man. That's my man. This his name. Now he gone flay. That's my man right here. I don't care what y'all say. That's my man right here. This is Playground. He gon' play. Six foot one and 180. I don't know your name, but I call you Gravy. Here's my number, wanna call me maybe. 777-9311. Guaranteed, I slice the heaven. Build me an ark like your name was Evan. Have you in the pool pit like a reverend. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Hey, Ty-Ty, you make me cry, cry. So when you're running from the top of your move, it's running from the top of your move, baby. See my play, play. Baby, Ty-Ty. Rolling in your cage. Smoking on a fatty. What? That's my man right here. That's my man right here. Girl, you know. Girl, you know. That's my man right here. That's my man right there. Oh, yeah. You know you. That's my man. Oh, good. That's my man. You know you don't get mad. Yeah. How about a talk? And a girl. From the USA. How you doing? Coffee's brewing. If you want to wake up. To a girl with a big old butt. I heard you said you'd ride. I got an 18-year-old. I want to ride my trailer. We can play a game called sit and die. Da, da, gray goose. Got me feeling so loose. Want to ride in my caboose? Da, da, gray goose. Dog, mock. You so sexy. How you doing? You want to make a swirl? A swirl? I know how to make a swirl. Eyeball knows how to make a swirl. He's done a few swirls in his time. Oh, that's great. Thank you. I like that. That's fun. Yeah. Just try to have fun. When does the album come out? You know, I'm going to go for October. I mean, I keep pushing it back a little bit because we're trying to shoot my video actually this Monday. They're supposed to finish up. So, you know, if we get that ready on Monday, then we can stick to that date. But you know how the business is. Oh, we're doing it here. Oh, we're doing it there. Right. We're doing it here. We're doing it there. We're doing it there. Right. No, I understand. So how long have you been rapping? Did you rap before the Flavor of Love or were you always rapping? I did. I actually would place... Well, I got signed to Capitol Records a long time ago and then I also was signed to Germany and BMG in Germany. Oh, wow. Yeah. So I used to live in the Arabella Hotel. It's so funny. It was amazing. Did they pull you out from Jersey to the Arabella Hotel? No, I was living in Atlanta and I was like, I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, I'm going to go to the hotel. I was like, I'm going to go to the hotel. No, I was living in Atlanta and then I came out here. That's how I got to California. I started at Capitol and then I left Capitol and then went to BMG because that's what people do. Most people don't realize that once somebody is a big star, they've already hopped two or three labels. It's like about the same... These two know. They're in the record business. They know. So I know everybody's in the music business. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thinks it's like overnight, but usually you're hopping around until you find that thing that works for you, so. Yeah, kids, there's very few overnight successes. It takes a lot of work and a lot, and trust me, we got four talented motherfuckers in this room. Yeah. And it's gonna happen for all of us, but trust me, it was hard-earned for every single one of us. Oh, yeah. You know, I, my. A lot of twerking. Yeah, you know, that was just a little right there. Twerking used to be the booty shake, wasn't it? Yeah. Why'd they change the name? Well, just because like, well, actually, like I think in Jamaica when they like, they do it, they roll their hips to it like a little bit more. Like, if I had my heels on, I would have like really twerked it, twerked it. I just kind of shaked it. Right. Yeah. It's okay, because, you know, since they had it on the Today Show, I heard it's out. Oh. No, it's on the Today Show, it's yesterday. That would kill a dance quickly. What's the difference between twerking and popping? Because I remember Sin Festa was on our show and she popped. Yeah, she did. And I was very twerk-like. Yeah, I mean, you know, they're very close, you know, very close. Like I said, it's a little hip thing that they do that has a little extra bounce in it. Oh, my chair is having a really good time right now. I want to be your chair. I was like, sorry, pardon me. That's a lucky chair. Yeah, lucky chair. So you were rapping before Flavor Love and you were signed to a few labels. Yeah, and then like, I made the god-awful mistake of doing America's Got Talent. Oh, yeah. What happened there? Well, you know, like I purposely was making a sound like a car and they're like, was that a cat or whatever? But literally, they never show the part where I rap for real and then they're like, because they cut it for TV. But then, of course, I got invited back for the grand finale. Was this pre or post Flavor Love? This was after it. I was, I'd actually just left the hospital. It was like, they had just taken 16 tumors out of my body and I still had stitches. Yikes. And, you know, love casting directors, but they're like, it's okay, come in anyway. Was this Pierce Morgan or Stern? No, neither one of them. They're just like, it wasn't them. It was like, you know, the people that work for them. They're like, oh, come on in anyway and just try it and see what happens. So you're in a room with like 200 people and they're like, you know, hey, somebody's gonna make it on TV and somebody isn't. So, you know, do what you're gonna do. Right. I've heard some real horror stories about America's Got Talent. Yeah. Like sometimes they put people on the show and sabotage them and then, yeah, it's weird. It happens, but you gotta, like, we're all powerful creators and whatever, you wanna do and whoever you wanna be, you know, I take everything with like, it's my power and it's what I wanna do. Right. You know, that's the lighter side of the dark side for me. It's like, I can be whoever I wanna be. So, where did the nappy tea concept come from? Well, to be honest with you, it's like, I had a group called Assorted Chocolates and it was women of all different ethnicities and we were a lovely box of chocolates. So, it was a white chocolate, there was a dark chocolate, there was a mocha, there was a, Oh my God. I had this amazing girl, like, I had this white girl, she could wrap her ass off, I'm sorry. She was amazing. Asian girl. You know, I had someone from everywhere and I was trying to have, Was it sweet and sour chocolate? Yeah. It was sweet and sour chocolate. So, it was crazy because like, you're trying to deal with 12 periods and one of my girls was a man that dressed like a woman. Oh boy. That's a, It was a lot going on there. That's the chocolate that covers sausage. Chocolate covers sausage. No, that, no, that was my goober. Isn't that chocolate covered nuts? That's right. Yeah, Almond Joy. Yeah, Almond Joy. So, definitely, So, there were 12 people in the sort of time? Well, there was 11. There was never 12. We never did find that 12th person, but it was just crazy and a lot of work and, you know, as great as it was and as amazing as I know that it could have been, it was just wearing me out. So, you know, I asked my niece to start a t-shirt company. My nieces and nephews, they could never say my name, so they used to call me Titi. Right, your name's Tamika? Yeah, or, or Tika. Everybody calls me Tika. So, and then, so they call me Titi and then my niece, I was like, come up with a t-shirt line. I want you to start your own business and that's where the name came from, Nappy T. So, it was her t-shirt brand. So, my logo was actually a picture of her and one of my wigs and shades. Because she just, you know, wanted to have her little style going on like mine. that's where it came from. Come up with Nappy T.T. We can, we can talk, but I'm assuming you're a Pam Grier fan. Oh, yeah, definitely. This reminds you of Pam Grier back in the day? Oh, yeah. No, Pam Grier was hot. Pam Grier's probably still hot. Yeah. I would imagine. Yeah, I wish I had that body. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. No, just trust me. It was like, yeah. Yeah. It was like, even Josie Cat couldn't compare to that with the rest. Oh, it was crazy. Amazing. So, so, so you figured you'd be the Pam Grier of the 21st century. Hey, you know, I just figure I would be love. This is all love. It's just me having fun and giving. and now that the, like all the record labels just started coming under because everybody's downloading music. So, what do you think the future for Nappy T is going to be with that? Well, you know, I was making my money off of music by getting songs placed on TV shows and movies and stuff like that. So, I definitely keep going for that. But now, the amazing thing is is that I figured out that I could probably do this on my own. You don't really need a record company. I mean, there's so many ways like Indiegogo to like, where people will help you raise the money to do what you want to do. Facebook has advertisement. It's amazing how that works. And if you really, really want anything, people, you focus on that, you're going to get it. I just hate to tell you, it's, it's really on you. These days, it's really, I mean, I'm from Atlanta. I know a lot of people that hustled in the streets to get where they wanted to be and to sell as many as albums as they could. And you were in Atlanta at the time Outkast was out. Yeah. I'm in Outkast's first video. What? I'm in Outkast's very first video. I mean, you know, I've been in hip hop since I was young. Like, a little teeny tiny person. A shorty. Yeah. I mean, I knew TLC and Left Eye and all of them. And I knew, what's TI's wife, Tiny and them. It used to work in the same studio that they worked in. I mean, in Atlanta, they start too young. I was going to say, being 24, that's pretty amazing. Yeah. They take you in the hallway and they're like, look, no girl in Atlanta is not going to know how to drop it. So, you're a little shorty and you know how to drop it in Atlanta. It's all about that, that boom boom bass in Atlanta. And so, contrasting that, how did you get into the punk rock scene in LA? You're sort of talking about that. So, you left off, you were a gay sex operator. Well, yeah. But, about 79, my sister was into punk and she brings home these Ramones records and these Crash records. Right. And for the first time, I heard music that had to do, had substance to it and had like, more to do with then, love and stuff like that. It had a political state. Not that Eagles horse shit. I fell in love. Disco and all that. Yeah. There was a lot of crap on the radio in the 79. Right. I fell in love with it and I just kept getting more and more into it. And, you know, then I went out to Hollywood and I was hanging out there on the streets and doing whatever and then, I was hanging out with these glam rockers of all things. And I would go to the parties and the glam rockers, all the cool glam rockers had their own punk. So, I was hanging out with these guys, Gizmo and Guy. And they later on became my bandmates because we didn't have anybody else. Me and this other guy, Sean, didn't have anybody else who was my bass player. Didn't have anybody else to join the band. So, we're like, well, my roommates are, you know, they're glam rockers and they dress like girls but, you know, they're good musicians and now I wouldn't do a project without those guys. Right. You know, but, yeah, it started off, it had really rusty beginnings and, you know, we were going to replace them but they ended up being great musicians. Okay. In the long run and really, you know, we were able to focus on what I was trying to get and, you know, worked out really good. Yeah. Yeah. And are you still doing it or are you? We had a long hiatus for a while. A guitarist of ours who joined later, Ron Yet, or Ron McMurder, he passed away from a heart attack and then, Did you say McMurder? Ron McMurder, yes. That's a great name. Isn't that a great name? Rest in peace. He was a great guy. He was one of the most brilliant musicians and people I ever met and, but recently I came back from Oregon. I was out in Oregon for a while. I came back and, uh, um, I'm working with this guy, uh, Spike Thompson and we're, he's starting, uh, Berserker Records and we're gonna sign onto that and, um, and, uh, we're gonna re-record everything and, and get back out there and start it up again. And that'll be just probably a time for the, uh, Decline 3 re-release. Hopefully. And that'd be great. Yeah. Who knows, maybe this is the time. Maybe. And how did you meet Josie Cat too? That's, that's the other question. Through Gizmo and Guy. She was hanging out with, uh, who was it, um, what were your friends' names? I don't know. Amory. Yeah. And we, we called them the, the Titty Sisters. Wonder how you came up with that name. Three of us. And, um, you know, and we were hanging out a lot and. You know me, I always hang out with the, you know. I've never met your Titty Sisters. I've met some Titty Sisters but I haven't met those Titty Sisters. No. There's always different Bring all your Titty friends over to meet the Dark Mark. I can't get enough of the titties, you know that. I know. Every, every week I bring someone. Yes. Well, you brought, you brought eyeball today. Eyeball's in good shape. He don't have any tits. I was looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger, California Talabancher. There's no tits there. Except on Arnold, but, uh. You brought the balls, Mark. You didn't bring the balls. Well, ball, at least one of them. So, so how did eyeball come down? I mean, that may be the coolest punk rock name I've ever heard. I was, uh, in San Francisco. I was, uh, you know, just traveling around from place to place and I was, and, uh, I was in a squad. It's an abandoned building that kids, uh, live in and, and, and, you know, crash in whatever. Right. And, uh, I sleep with one eye open and this, uh, this guy named Eric comes up and he's talking to me, talking about, uh, we're going to get beer, we're going to do this and that. And I was asleep the whole time and I kind of snored and he realized I was asleep and I kind of woke up. What's, what's going on? What are you doing? And he's all, you were sleeping. So they couldn't remember my name, which is David, but, um, they just started calling me that eyeball guy. Your last name, your last name's Skinner? My last name is really Skinner, yeah. Cause that's pretty popular too. Eyeball Skinner, yeah. Eyeball Skinner. Yeah, I kind of went by that for a little while but then eyeball stuck and that's what they call me. As eyeballs tend to do. Yeah. So sleeping with one eye open, I mean, I mean, does that help? I mean, do you, are you conscious that you can see things? Oh man, I have to have it so dark in a room when I sleep. But, um, yeah, I see things. I see, it'll, it'll, like people will walk by, I'll see them walk by in my dream. You know, it's, it's kind of weird. I'll look at, like say there's flyers on the wall. I'll see those flyers, I'll read them and I'll be at the show in my dream. It's a really weird thing. So you're still asleep? Yeah. When this happens? Yeah. That is crazy. Yeah, it's really weird. Wow. Craig Craig. Craig Craig. A lot of times I have to sleep. That is a little Craig Craig. I was like, I want you to fall asleep right now and I'm going to shake my ass over there and I want to tell me what happened. That'll be a very lucid dream I would imagine. But so, so Flavorless, so you were on for what, seven episodes? Yeah, like, yeah, like I said, I made it up to girl number seven. They started out with 25, so. Right. Yeah. I mean, was there a big confrontation or like, there's a big sweetie moment? Yeah, well, you know what? I, when I was five years old, I was bit by a rooster. My grandparents, the farmers, I know it's funny. A cock bit you? Yeah, like a cock. A cock bit me. I was five years old and I was like, I still have the bite on my leg and I was like, you're going to die and all of your children. So, you know, my grandmother pops his neck. I kill him. I cry. I'm like, from five years old, I'm a black woman and I've never eaten chicken again because I was so upset about it. Wow. And I told them the story. So, they have us cook chicken and I'm literally scared of seeing a whole chicken like sitting there. And so, I was sincerely crying and afraid because I'm afraid of whole chickens uncooked. They look like people to me and it was sad. And I'm sorry to say it's true. Like, if you want to scare me, like, bring home an uncooked chicken with the little legs. What about the rubber chickens? You know, I... Well, I'm sure the rubber chickens are freaking out. There's got to be a name for them. I don't know. I think they're probably poultry guys. And I think it was also because like, there was an incubator in my room at my grandparents' house and I would see them being born too. So, the fact that I had one like killed and ate them and then I'd see them being born, like, I can't do it. What about turkey? Turkey, I'm okay with. Like, at Thanksgiving, like, I'm okay with it. Like, I don't ever have to cook it and see it raw. I don't want to see it raw. I can't, like, once it's cooked, I'm kind of okay with it but the chicken, for some reason, I can't do it. I think it's, you know, definitely a mind thing. So... What happens when you pass by a KFC? Any of those when the thing is rolling, like, I have to look the other way. I can't do it. It's like... Yeah, yeah, that thing freaks me out. It's like cockroaches are rolling to me. It's like, oh, like my skin crawls. I'm like, get me out of here. They're killing your enemy though. I don't know. I can't do it. Yeah, so that was my night, like, kind of like, you know, when I left, like, a lot of people don't know, like, he asked me, like, to win the show and to go off with him because he and I actually have a lot in common, you know? I was the only person on the show that, would rap and like, you know, we just had a lot to talk about. I mean, you know, Flavor's definitely an older gentleman and some of those girls are like 18, you know, they were younger. They were way younger than him. So, you know, in that, and then also, I don't think a lot of people know, but that Flavor wanted to be a preacher. He wanted to change and become like a minister and, you know. At that time or? Yeah, at that time. I'm not sure now with all the legal stuff that's going on, but yeah, definitely. He has like a heart for a ministry and so I, you know, coming from two ordained ministers. He also did a fried chicken. He had a chain of fried chicken stores. Yeah, that didn't go out so well. He did? No, it was like, it was FFC, Flavor Fried Fried Chicken. It was. Awesome. It didn't do well. I don't think so. So is he trying to recipe on you and that's why it didn't work out? He probably tried my recipe, but he said my chicken really wasn't that bad. He's like, I cooked it a little bit more. Oh, so that's what it was? Like all he has is how to cook him chicken? Yes. You know, one of the girls, she microwaved hers, put marshmallows on it. First off, let's be honest. That might be the most racist thing I've ever heard in my life, but every woman had to cook him chicken? Every woman had to cook him chicken. Wow. We all, it was a chicken contest. So yeah. Yeah, and I just cried the whole time cooking my chicken. I'm glad you didn't get into the watermelon round. I mean, what the hell kind of thing is that? Yeah, no. What, the final chitlins? I mean, what kind of show is this? Every woman had to cook a chicken, so you're afraid to cook a chicken. I mean, I won the first date with her. I was so good with him because he took us to an old folks home and I was just, I was so good with all the old folks. This one lady, she was like, can you help me put my teeth in? And everybody was freaking out. Me, I walk up to her, put the teeth in. I love people, so it was really easy for me there. I helped the woman put her teeth in. I helped another lady make a bracelet. I was like, I'm all good in the hood. Young, old, bring them on. Changed the pens, any of that? No, no one had that problem, but you know, if that's, you know. Well, actually, it's kind of late in the show, Josie might later on, but you were. Yeah. If you need your diaper changed, I'm here for you. That's how it does. So they had a chicken contest and you were freaked out about cooking the chicken. Yes. And then, so kind of like after that round is when, well, I think it's because I wouldn't make out with him, but that's when he wanted me sent home because I refused to like kiss him. But like you said, to me, when he took the gold teeth out, his teeth were still the same color and it scared me. They are. They are. Like, right. So I'm not even being funny, like love him to death, but that was like, he goes, so how long does a guy have to wait to kiss you? And I was like, three weeks because I knew the show would be over in three weeks. And he's like, I gotta wait three weeks. So I think he got frustrated because I didn't want to kiss him and make out. And I know these girls were like, you know, getting it in, you know, getting their kisses in and I wasn't there. Right. Yeah. Welcome to the territory. He's a classic oral hygiene, not his specialty, but yeah, he, yeah. So you, so you, so you agree with the bad breath assessment? Well, I don't, I don't want to say that. I just want to say like that if you're wearing gold teeth and you take them out and your teeth are still gold, I'm good. Yeah. You don't, you don't really need the gold teeth. Yeah. I was like, whoa, I can't tell. By the way, Josie, did you show her your bling? Oh, nice. She's got a little, she's got a little, she's got a little solar. I have diamond bling on my teeth. Yeah. I like that. That's sexy. But it's not gold. Well, it's sexy when it's on one tooth and the other teeth are white. That's when it's sexy. Yeah, it's sexy. When you, when you, when you. Thank you. Yeah. Actually, I think the teeth are actually more yellow than the gold teeth. It's really, it's a brighter shade of yellow. It's like, it's weird. It's like, it's like corn on the cob. It's, it's not, it's not, it's not good. I love Flavor Flav. I love Flavor Flav. I would love that. Flavor, if you're listening, if you're watching, please come on the show. But, we love you Flav. And let me ask you another question because I, I know nothing about, the only thing I know about the show, I mean, I know the show like secondhand. I remember it was on, people, everybody's watching it. What was the deal with New York? I didn't get what was so great about her. I remember seeing her in interviews. I'm like, she's not that attractive. She's not that interesting. And she actually has a new show coming up now too. It's running on one of my friends' network. what is it called? Ratchet. She takes girls from Ratchet to, uh, beauty queens or something like that. You might have to define Ratchet for us. I know what you mean by Ratchet, but define Ratchet for our white audience, please. just like, uh, super ghetto hot mess. It's like a girl who just does not have it together. Like, girl, you need to stop. Like, yeah, like, like, yeah, like, like, like, yeah, she's like, they got the swap meet look. And then, uh, you kind of make her into the whole thing. Cause you're, you're on the way to show every, you realize that, but you're with, I'm with three of the weirdest fucking white people you've ever seen in your life. So it's, it's good. So when you say Ratchet, you might have to define some things for the Skid Row Studios audience. Sorry people. I just thought it was a common word right now. It is a common word. I got it. Ratchet. I know. Okay. Oh, we all know it. I literally was in the store with the, and me and my niece are talking and we say Ratchet and the mother goes, excuse me, I hear my daughter say that all the time. Can you tell me what it means? Cause they laugh at me. And then, so we try to explain, she's like, oh, so now the next time they say it, I'll know. I was like, yeah, it's just, you know, it's out of control. It's a hood rat. That's good. Yeah, definitely a hood rat. Educating people at the mall and on the dark mark show. So, so, so then, but I mean, were there girls now, Flavor Flavor named everybody. Is that correct? That's how you got Sweetie? Yes. That's how I got Sweetie because like, like I said, I'm generally a very nice person. Just don't mess with my family and don't mess with me. Cause then like the nice girl goes out the door and I don't know if that's because I'm a Capricorn or whatever, or just because, because I'm from Jersey. Eyeballs, that's cause she's from a Capricorn. I think it's a Jersey thing. Is it Jersey, Atlanta? I mean, I call myself the New Jersey born dirty South girl. Cause I'm definitely, I can twerk like this or I can become super Southern. I'm like, so where in Jersey are you from? Cherry Hill, like right next to Philly. So I know where that is. And then you moved to Atlanta when? But, oh God, I think I was in Atlanta. The ATL. Definitely before I was eight. Cause that's when I got hit by a car there when I was eight. So probably about five, about seven though. Cause I, the rooster right after that. So about six or seven. Yeah. All the tragedies of your life. It's the rooster, the car accident, the dark mark show. I understand. But, uh, so, so you're really, you're really more of an Atlanta. That's more of a chocolate city attitude than a Jersey attitude. It depends on what day you catch me. It just seriously, like I just go back and forth. To me, like when I'm rapping to me, I'm definitely in touch with both. Like, and how long have you been in LA? Uh, Ooh, a hot minute. Cause I don't, you know, you don't need to know that I'm more than 24, but I'm somewhere. So, but I've definitely, I got that Cali girl too, where, wherever I go, I embrace it. Now there's a little Valley girl in there. And you live in the Valley. Yeah. I live in the Valley. Oh my God. The drive over here. Oh, we know, we know we all came from the Valley. When you were researching, did you see me do, do my Valley girl rap on the Tom Joyner show? Oh, that's hilarious. I didn't see that. I'm going to have to check that out. Give us a sample. Well, me and Jay Anthony Brown are like, Jay Anthony Brown was like, Ooh, like talking about me being a Valley girl. And he's like, what school do you go to? And I call him R Kelly. I was like, okay, stop it. R Kelly. Trying to mess with the little Valley girl. But, um, that song was, uh, God, what song did I do on that show? Um, Oh, wow. Can you freestyle some Valley girl rap? Oh God. I wish it, cause it was called. I love my thug. And it's like, I love my thug. It's, uh, well here, I guess I could do a little bit of it. I love his bald head with his gold tee. He got his hat to the back in his Cadillac. Don't be afraid when he pull up in the Escalade with a 20% tint. A little freaky like Larry Flint. He done bit me over. Massaging my head, shoulders, knees and toes. Like Michael Jackson, he beat it. Like Janet got control. He got me on the soul train. Ooh, forgive me. I didn't use your name in vain. Oh God, please. Ooh, the wind. Okay. Yeah. Let me tell you something. People, people, uh, you know, people tend to, uh, short change, uh, rappers sometimes. And there are some sucky fucking rappers, but you, you can, you have skills. Thank you. And it's not easy to do that. I've tried to rap myself and it's not, it is a skill. And style. I like your style. Yeah. Thank you. And, uh, I mean, you know, but, um, it's, uh, punk rock. It takes some skill too. There's no question about it. You're going to have the attitude. Screaming in harmony. Well, I haven't heard you guys mention, like I only know one punk rock person. So I'm like, is he really not a punk rock person? Because you guys haven't mentioned him. Is that Jonesy from the Sex Pistols? Like, are they really? That's the guy. That's the man. Okay. Cause I was like, yeah, I've been friends with him for a long time, but you guys haven't said anything about them. So I was like, you know how sometimes you think you're cool on a subject, but you're not. He's the real deal. Okay. Great. He's the real deal. When you see, when you see like a good Charlotte, that's not the real deal. When you see Jonesy, that's the real deal. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. I was like, I hope so. Cause I'm like, I mean, look at you name dropping Jonesy, Tom Joyner. Oh my God. You've been on like all, you've been on some prestigious shows. Yeah. Well, I mean like, what are you doing here? Thanks Josie. Because Dark Mark is the next, you know what I mean? When I, once I hit your show, then boom. That's it. I got the magic. So yeah. Jonesy was nothing. Tom Joyner was nothing. Jonesy was just like a friend of mine. So, you know, but definitely. How did you meet Jonesy? Jonesy, by the way, for people don't know, Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols. To be honest with you, like, this is hilarious. Like I told you guys, I work at a restaurant. I meet people all the time and I'm nice to everyone and don't know who they are. So one day, like I've known, had knew these guys for like maybe three years, never realized that, you know, who these people were. So one day they walk in the door and they're like, Hey Tika. And they like hug me and someone's sitting on the other side of the restaurant and they're like, and the woman starts waving me down. Come here, come here. And I'm like, yes, yes. What's going on? She goes, do you know who just hugged you? And I was like, uh, John. She goes, not John. She goes, that's John from Duran Duran. I was like, not to me. So, I mean, like literally, like I knew so many celebrities and didn't even know it. I'd be sitting at home and see them on TV and was like, Oh my God. I like, I know that person. You know, uh, I know what they eat or whatever. Like, and I just thought people were people, you know, when you're Southern and you know, you grow up in a big, huge family like mine. I mean, one of my, uh, grandfather's brothers has like 22 kids. Supposedly my grandfather had like 30. So I'm from a big family. You just treat people like people. So I went on a lot of famous people and just didn't even realize it. So that's how I met Jonesy. You know, Jonesy's a horny motherfucker. I thought he was just gonna, I thought he was hitting on you. I didn't know what was going on. Well, you know, he thinks I got a cute booty too. And he's seen quite a few. Yes, yes. Now, since you have a punk rock story, I wasn't anticipating. Do you have a hip hop story for us eyeball and maybe besides your Flavor Flav one? Well, yeah, the Flavor Flav one's probably about it. Yeah, yeah. So, but, uh, anyway, so I, I, where does the time go? I could tell this group. This is great. This could, we could talk forever and you guys were late and we're, we're pushing it late, but, uh, we're just about out of time. Uh, and we're gonna play, we're gonna, I don't know if you guys were told, but, uh, the end of the show, we have a spank train where we chase each other around the table and spank each other. And we're gonna do that to your other song. What is the other song that we have? We have, uh, like Lollipopper. I think. Oh, Shorty. Oh, I love Shorty. Okay, so we're gonna, we're gonna chase each other around. about you? Yeah. Basically, what's gonna happen is you spank me and then Eyeball's gonna spank you and Josie's gonna spank Eyeball and then we're gonna turn around and do it the other way if that's okay. Do we run while we're doing this? We don't have to run. Okay, no, we can do it, we can do it up against the wall here, so. Okay, this is awesome. Ah, prison style. We'll do it prison style. You know a lot about that, Josie. But before we go, you've been to Lightnappy. You gotta come back. We love you. You can come back next week. I'm not gonna be here. Ah! Well, I get to be the co-host. You wanna be the co-host next week? Oh, I can be the co-host next week. That's awesome. Yeah, all right, Nappy, she's the co-host next week. Let's talk about it. I think it might be. You got it. What's next Thursday? Is that, are we in October for next Thursday? October. Fourth. Fourth. Yeah, I think you might be. I have to be, right? If you're available, if not, I've got, there's a whole line of women that wanna be the co-host. Oh, I know they do, boo. Oh, yes, they do, boo. They better stay off my teddy bear. That's right. So, Nappy, if people wanna get a hold of you. I think you'll be, I think you'll be here next week. Okay. You have an open invitation, both of you. Eyeball too, you've been great. So, Nappy, Nappy, if anybody wants to get a hold of you, where do they get a hold of you? Definitely, hit me up on my Facebook page. Also, you can go to nappytea.com and reach me as well. And, I'm also on Twitter, nappytea. So, definitely, if you hit in, nappytea, you should see me and find me. Or, if you wanna email me, it's nappytea at yahoo.com. Right, and that's nappy, T-E-E. T-E-E.com. All right. And, if people wanna get a hold of you. David Eyeball Skinner on Facebook, or, imonster99 at yahoo.com. And, do you have any gigs coming up? Not right now. We're just kind of getting everything back together. We'll let our dark minions know. Okay. I'll send photos. Like I said, we're shooting, me on Monday for my song, Lollipop. And, what might that be about? Well, it just says, He's all excited. Well, the hook says, lolly lick the lolly, lick the lolly pop. I'll just leave it at that. Wow, wow. And, Josie, I know you can relate to that. What do you got going on? How can people get a hold of you? Just Google me, Josie, J-O-S-I, Kat, K-A-T. And, you'll find my Twitter, and all the other stuff. And, J-O-S-I, K-A-T, there's a few other Josie Kats, but there's only one. Now there is. It's so weird. What? Oh, there's tons of them. I have one of the Josie Kats, Kat, on Twitter. So bizarre. Anyway, so, this has been a great show. I love it. Punk meets funk, meets hip hop, meets goth, meets crazy, fucking insane people. I love it. Mo Hawks meets, Afros. Afros. DarkMarkshow, at gmail.com, if you'd like to, send us anything. And, I love being at Skid Row Studios. And, we're gonna, we're gonna play, we're gonna play Shorty, and we're gonna spank each other. Have a wonderfully creepy week. Good night. Good night. Bye. Shorty. Shorty. Shorty. I know you hear me, Shorty. Shorty, what's up, Shorty? Can I get that normal? Oh, ain't like that. Ain't like that. I can't help that you, Shorty. Come on, Shorty, what's up? Shorty, what's up? Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, Shorty, you can call me Shorty. Shorty, Shorty, you can call me Shorty. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.