Guest Mason Reese, role-play games, and birthday spanking request

Welcome to Blame It On Ginger It's the only place that I know of In the entire world Where you are guaranteed Within the first second of the show To have titties Yay! Every single show You will have titties One way or another Let's see I can pop one out Let me just get a titty out Since we didn't get the whole thing there Earlier So we'll just My hands are cold now Oh that feels good So here's a little secret First The titty will be happy If your hand is happy So just really let the beautiful Squishy loveliness Of titties Fill your hand And then Since women are changeable I'm gonna do something Say when Nina's squeezing harder Harder And harder And harder And harder And when the girl When she makes that noise That's the end Continuing it on past that noise Gets you a slap in the face But if you can do it Till she goes Wow! And then let go instantly Then she giggles Wow! Like that Yes And I continue to giggle I am Ginger Lynn with Nina Hartley And we've got our special lady As always on Mondays Well we're lucky If we get her every Monday Who do we have down there? Sparky Sparky You're looking very sparkly today Very sparky Very peppy You look wonderful today Thank you I got laid yesterday So it helps Like on and off All day long Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Boo hoo Yeah Sparky got laid Didn't you say it had been a while? It's pretty regular Which happens It's time and wise That yesterday was like the day As opposed to Having been a few days before that Yeah And it's her You know To the gentleman caller And he left in the night Oh he left in the I love that Yeah Yeah Was it a dream? Was he really here? Yeah he was really here With the coordinates on your face Yeah No it's very obvious Something is Yeah happened over the weekend yeah we hate oh yeah do you think I had sex over the weekend 60 40 yes but I'd also know that you have other things going on in your life and and while the desire is always there for you between you and your man sometimes the spirit is willing with the flushes like honey well and you know and I did feel that way I've had a very full last week or two that's just my life has just been nothing that I planned right very very very full and last night it was kind of the okay take a deep breath everything's gonna be okay so I drew a bubble bath for Nick and I with big big big giant bubbles from lush I don't you ever been to that store but they have the best bath products ever so and we have a giant bathtub I know or totally totally yeah yeah his and hers jacuzzis reclining loungers it's awesome it's really it's a nice bathtub so we took the bath and you know sometimes when life gets in the way of life you forget that you're not the only one going through it because I'm always telling you know different people it's not all about you it's not all about you and I had this and I sat there and I was looking at my man I thought you know what it's not all about me and yes I'm tired right now and yes I'm tired right now and yes I'm tired right now and yes I'm tired right now and yes I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really or would you like a blowjob? And he said, well, why don't we do both? You know, do the massage first. I said, well, the problem with that is I use eucalyptus. So I really don't think. Yeah, no, you don't. So if I give you the massage first, then your wiener's not getting any. So my intention was he chose the blowjob. Surprise, surprise. Oh, God, that is fairly predictable. He's walking like this. I've got my head tilted to the left. He can't stand up straight. His neck hurts so bad. But he went for the blowjob. And my intent was I give different kinds of blowjobs. I have my technique, but I have my blowjob, and I have the slowjob. Right, I love that. And the slowjob is when I'm basically, I'm just worshiping your penis. I'm worshiping your balls. I am touching it, tasting it, smelling it, feeling it, the whole, and it's slow, and it's sexy. You're losing yourself in the sensation of it, and it doesn't have to go anywhere soon. I'm not trying to make you cum right now, you know? And so I was. I was giving him a nice, long, slow job. Mm-hmm. And it was all about him. That was all I had. And I love it. And I'm in between his legs, and he looks down, and he said, get on top. And I just climbed on top, and then I grabbed and rolled over. So I was on the bottom. Make him work. And I wanted to feel his weight. I wanted to feel the manliness on top of me and smell him. And when I'm riding cowgirl, it's not as intimate. He's a bit far away. Yeah. So I got two great unexpected orgasms in missionary position. Rolled on. And then rolled back over, got back into cowgirl, went for third. And it was one of those nobody was home in the house, so I could bang. And sometimes. Preach. And you just want, I just wanted it hard, as hard as I could possibly take it. So I'm just slamming down on his dick, riding it. And I have my third orgasm, which I almost squeezed his dick off. It was close. It was a really good one. And then after you kind of come to after you have one like that, you're like, whoa, you're like, I literally. It's so intense. You couldn't come with you. So how do you have his doggy? So no, what he did was after I finished, I'm sitting on top. And he looks at me and he goes, you've been a bad girl. You made my cock dirty. Go clean it. Oh, back to one. And back to one. So I had to go back and clean it. And it tasted like pussy. I know. So you're getting a girl girl fantasy. And you know how much I like that. Right. It just worked. It's a three way win. It was a win win for all. And it was just that perfect ending to the day. Yeah. And that wind down. So yes, I did have sex this weekend. Awesome. And you know, with all that was going on, I didn't think I did two conventions this weekend. What? I did. I worked at the court celebrity convention on Friday night and Saturday. I met all kinds of celebrities. I met all kinds of celebrities. I met all kinds of celebrities. I met all kinds of celebrities. I met all kinds of celebrities. Diane Cannon was there. Mariel Hemingway. Were you there signing autographs? I was there signing autographs. Wow. Yeah. So I did that. There were about 90 of us. A beautiful, beautiful woman named Suzanne Lee. She's Vivian Lee's goddaughter. What? Suzanne Lee. And she ended up sitting next to me and she flew in from Florida. She's from England originally. And so we did the first two days together at the first show. And then I told her, I said, why? She wasn't flying back out. I said, I've got another show. I'm doing the Days of the Dead convention on Sunday. So she came with me and we sat in a room with, who was there? Corey Feldman was in our room. And Phyllis Rose was in our room. And I was sitting in the room with her. And I was sitting in the room with her. And I was sitting in the room with her. And I was sitting in the room with her. And I was sitting in the room with her. And I was sitting in the room with her. So she was the only one that was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really I don't know who he was, but it was a horror convention. So someone that had a lot of things to do with that, Clive Barker was there. Oh my goodness, his line was out the door. Yes, he only signed for an hour and a half. And one of the coolest things, I've got to the point in my life where I have different families. I have the family that is genetically mine. I have my porn family. You have your straight movie family. I have my straight movie family. The horror movie family. And now I'm getting to have a horror movie family. And it's such a wonderful thing to go. When you run, Sid Haig was there, Bill Moseley. Those are all people from The Devil's Rejects. So I keep running into people that I know from this other world. And it's just warm and cozy. And this is what I was going to tell you about. So Clive Barker, what happened is this gentleman walked up to him and said to Clive, will you sign, will you autograph my arm? So Clive Barker begins to draw all over his arm. He draws this wonderful little person, man, being. A creature. A gargoyle, it looks like. A gargoyle. Draws it on his arm and then signs it. And then the man goes and has it tattooed. Same day? The same day after Clive Barker does it. And this is, Clive Barker's, he's older. You know, he's been around for a long time. That's amazing. And that's a piece that will live forever. Until he, no, lives until he dies. Yeah. Exactly. Once I signed my, once I autographed my Nina XO heart on a guy's arm and he came back, and he came back in a couple hours and he had had it tattooed into his arm. I've had somebody that did their head, a guy that had a shaved head. So I've shaved on a head. I've done an arm. And then I've got another guy that has, his left entire shoulder is my head shot. It's my whole, my face is his whole. I have a couple. One guy has a bicep of, I want to thank God he picked one of the boss cars I liked more than others. You ever get those guys to come in and they bring a picture? So the only thing that really really really<|pt|> really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Posing, which I didn't know how to do. Makeup, which they weren't doing very well in 1984. And harsh, you know, magazine-style lighting to the glamour line that you got with Vivid. Right. Some of those early box covers are like, wow, hey, hey, I wouldn't buy this kind of thing. Anybody that knows that you're in it will buy it, no matter what the box cover looks like. And, you know, how to pose. How to pose your face. How to move your body. How to tilt your head. I had to learn. You had to learn on the job. Awful. I was awful. The first time I, the first loop that I ever did, and it was Michael Carpenter that directed it. And he said to me, I need you to lick your lips and look sexy. Now, I had, for the first time ever in my life, just been done by a makeup artist. I've got, well, I mean, not for the first time ever, but for film. Right. I'd done magazine layouts. You've been in makeup an hour. You don't want to mess it up. And I had red lips. Right. So. Here. Here I am going to lick my lips sexy. And I looked like a clown. I stuck my tongue out. And as far as I could. From the top. Just like that. Literal, literal much. Now, it works for cleaning the cum off after it's all over your face. Right, right. But before you fuck. And you're just being told to lick your. I had red all over my face. It was ridiculous. It was hysterical. Well, you do that when you kiss the girls. You have these amazing red lips. Overdrawn 80s. Yes. And you go in to kiss. And you and I both have no. Big and pouty. We have no upper lips. So they would draw upper lips on us. So it's even worse. Yes. And we'd kiss. And then you'd be red from your nose to your chin. And halfway to your ear. And it's like, oh, that's sexy. So I would start kissing up her arm. Leaving big red. Oh, did you really? Big red lipstick marks. Like, how terrible. I would put my arm between us and blot that way. And blot it. Oh, you're so funny. And then, of course, you have the big red. But I can't on the film. Oh, my God. See, that's how I determine whether you like sex or not. If you're a real porn star or not. Is if your makeup is still on when you're done fucking. Oh, it better not be. I used to rent my house out for location. And you would not believe how many girls look so gorgeous through the entire thing. Because they're not kissing. And they're not fucking deep with any enthusiasm. Oh, my God. I don't know how. The whole. Yeah, they're not doing it the way that I do it. When I'm done, I look. There's nothing left. What's the whole point? I've got black eyes. I've got the raccoon eyes. And the lipstick smeared everywhere. A lot of guys love it. They love deconstructing the sex doll. They love having you start off beautiful. And then deconstruct you themselves. Do they really? Yeah. There's a minor fetish for that. Guys who particularly like the super, the heavy eyeliner. The real whore doll. The real look. And then just having the lash half off when you're done. And the makeup gone. And the hair all stringy. I think it's fucking sexy. I think it's really hot. I never thought about the process of it. And you've got this beginning beautiful, perfect girl. And you get to it. Yeah. There's a line. Fuck her up. There's a line in Master of O in the first chapter where. What is the Master of O? Master of O is an amazing book that you can buy. It's an e-book or paper from MasterofO.com. And it is a fabulous, smart, sexy retelling of Story of O. And one of the. So when you meet O, she's very heavily constructed. She is perfectly put together. Her makeup is just so. Her posture is just so. Her bearing is just so. She's clearly really controlled. And she says in the course of dinner, I'm not a girl who's afraid to get messy. I just look like I am. So she recognizes that she looks like a China doll. Right. And so. For her. For her. For her, it's a question. The China doll appearance is the litmus test. If you go to her and worship at her feet and seek to treat her like a beautiful doll, you'll never get anywhere. What she needs someone is to go, that makes me so fucking hot, I'm taking it. Taking it once she has said. Once she said yes to the encounter, she wants someone not to be intimidated by her beauty, not to be put off by it, not to be made to feel insecure by it, but to make him so hungry for her that he will just have it. And that and so that's for. Isn't that what we all want? I honestly is so one piece thing. But for women, for women who are primarily heterosexually motivated, I would gather to say at least 60, 65 percent of women, that is what they want in the bedroom. Very, very carefully. Difference. Big difference. This does not mean this is where the feminist movement that I grew up with and you blissfully did not get painted by it. Part of what it did, it took a lot. It took political philosophy to make. We feel guilty about their fantasies instead of using religious theology to make women feel guilty about the sexual fantasy. But the three most popular fantasies for women are top three sex with a stranger, forceful sex and sex in groups. Really? Yes. So the rape fantasy is alive and well and helping women to let go of the guilt they have for having the rape fantasy and turn the energy toward how might I create the environment where I could have that lived out in a safe way? I what you and your man have, what I and. Me. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. We know that they know that they can go wherever they want because we know no matter how far it is, we're never really going to be hurt. Exactly. And so that lets him be his, you know, he can be all the Yang he wants to be because you're strong enough, Yin, to go, cool, bring it. Hey. Hey. You got it. I want it. Bring it on. You man me, woman. Okay. And then know that when orgasms are done next morning, it's, you know, who gets the coffee, whoever gets up first gets the coffee. You know, who picks up the kids at schools, like whoever's schedule is open, they didn't pick it. So the old days is that man on top mentality was supposed to spread over the entire relationship, entire society. And now, lucky us, we can pick and choose where we have it. So in the bedroom, I want him to be a certain way because that gets my cookies hot. What you just said there that's so important is we get to pick and choose. And one of the things that I forget, you and I are of a different breed. Stevie, Sparky, all of us, we think differently than I think the major, maybe we don't think differently than the majority. We act upon the way that we feel rather than just feel bad about it or not do it. Or use it, we don't use sex to harm self or others. We use sex to uplift self or others. Yes. And that's it. It's so important. And I forget that people don't know that. They are wrapped with guilt and guilt over substance. And being as natural as your desires makes you act funny. So let it go. I know. Go masturbate. Go jerk it off and let it leave you. It's like what you do in the bedroom, if it's your choice, have it. Have all you want as long as it aligns with your values and the promises you've made to people. I have a question for you that I could have used your advice about this same subject. This weekend, I was talking to a friend of mine who met a woman, fell madly in love. Five-month relationship. She had a couple kids. Prior, he loved the kids. He's old enough that he was like, I don't need to have my own. I love yours. And everything was perfect except for the sex in the bedroom. And the problem that was there is the woman was, it took her, in her mind, it was a long time. It took her half an hour to have an orgasm. And so she would not be able, she couldn't get there. She's never able to have one with a man inside of her. She can only have one orally. Right. And just wasn't able to allow herself the freedom to let go and just feel it because she was so used to taking long that it got in her head. Oh, I understand that completely. I have that problem. Does it get in your head now? Oh, completely. How do you, my question is, I didn't have any good advice because I'm so multi-orgasmic. Are they still, are they trying to work through it? He's determining, they're determining whether or not, you know, how important every other aspect of the relationship is fantastic. If then, then whether the fantasy. The romantic fantasy of the simultaneous orgasm being the, the culmination of a matched passion is over brought, over, overwrought and overblown in mainstream media. Sometimes you, my ex-girlfriend, a couple of women I know are multi-orgasmic and given the right circumstance can absolutely have an orgasm with your partner inside of you. And if he can time it right, he can even actually have a simultaneous orgasm. But that only happens with either a lot of focused work, which you can do through Tantra. Yay. Because Tantra, if the goal is to be able to have an orgasm with your partner inside you, that's a beautiful Tantra goal to work toward as long as you take time to have pleasure in the meantime. So Ginger Lynn is not only the fantasy porno girl, love sex, boys, girls, you bet. Come this way, come that way. Anal, you bet. So, so not only, not only, not only, not only were you the embodiment of the so-called male fantasy. It wasn't, it's not an act for you. That's who you are. That's why it works. That's why you're not crazy. That's why your fans love you. That's why you're able to have intimacy in your life because you were never acting like a porn star. You were acting like Ginger and there's cameras. So, and I, and I'm, and I'm the same way. Now for me, the, the, this is why you and I are good sexually because when in doubt, lay on your back. If I'm good at what I'm doing, I, I love playing the girl machine. You like being played. It's the win-win. My issue with coming is my orgasmic threshold is high, which I take a quote unquote long time, 30 to 40 minutes. That's, that's true. See, I don't think of that as an, an extremely long time. Of course, but porno, porno, the women start coming as soon as the dick goes in. That's true. So you watch enough porno and you watch enough mainstream media where they just fall on the bed. Her legs go up. It was amazing. Yeah. What's wrong with me? Well, nothing's wrong with her. She has a high threshold and she's working on trust and intimacy with this person. So if they can both let go of, I must be able to have you come with my dick inside of you. If he lets go of when, I never come with my husband's dick inside of me. Once, four or five times a year, if he's in my ass, I can come with my, with Ernest's dick in my, in my ass. The rest of the time, we have an amazing time for about 90 minutes and he comes and then we catch our breath and then he helps me come. And within two or three minutes, I come. And that's for us, very intimate. It's very intimate. It doesn't, it doesn't work. And he, he doesn't, he doesn't take it personally. They take a long time and I don't take it. And so he knows it's not because I reject him or I'm rejecting intimacy. It's like, I'm dead. I'm difficult. So she can let go of how it has to be. She having pleasure with him. Does she like the way he kisses? And eats her out and smells? Does he like the, does she like the intercourse they're having? Sounds like everything. Then they have no trouble. They have no worries. All she needs to let go of that only coming one. She needs to let go of the idea. There's only one quote unquote, right, romantic, intimate way to achieve orgasm with a partner. Believe me. I suggested cowgirl because you can grind your clit. That's certainly. But she, but again, only when she has let, only when she has begun to let go of the, her performance. Anxiety. Certainly cowgirl with a guy on a chair. If I'm in control, if I'm going to come with him and me. Oh yeah. That is. And it's happened several times. It's awesome. Well, that's what I do. That's my go-to. If you're going with your humper. I'm a, I'm a humper. So if you're on cowgirl, perfect for you. I'll even hump in missionary position. I'm doing it from underneath. Oh, absolutely. But the, the, the, I, so my suggestions were to keep working on it. And, and there's a, there's a wonderful author. I cannot remember her name. The book is the male version is Tickle My Pickle. Sadie. No, Sadie. Um, um, anyway, yes. Sadie. There's a lot of really great, great sex advice books out there, but mainly since her parts all work and his parts all work, it's communication, her relaxing a bit. I think it's more, no, I'm going to take the. I'm going to go with goal oriented. You know, I have to, I have to come with it. You don't have to come in a certain way to prove that you love somebody. See, now I'm going to be the devil's advocate here. You're saying what she needs to do. I'm thinking it's his problem. Get over it. If she, she'll come when she comes. Well, there's no, no. So he was expressing his concern is that, um, if he's not feeling, if she doesn't come, he doesn't feel that he's made her feel. Oh, he has to get over that. Oh, he's going over that. No, no. And so his fear is that he's going to stray because. Oh, seriously. You stray because you say, it's okay for me to put my dick over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he has to get over himself. And then. And they're not the kind of couple I, or I don't think she's the kind of girl or I don't think he's the, I don't know them that, I mean, I know him, but not well enough to know. It's too soon to be swinging. Way down the line. Way down the line. So he needs to get over. Well, Nick and I brought it up right away. First night. He needs, he needs to get over that she has to come a certain way. And as my darlings, I used to worry, oh, it takes so long. I'm sorry it takes so long. He goes, what would I rather be doing? Watching TV. So, you know, so helping her come, he gets to learn how to do anal play. He gets to learn that she likes breast play. She gets, he gets to pull her hair, whisper in her ear, feel her titties and watch her masturbate. Then the pressure's off him to have to do it right. He gets to assist her masturbation. Now if that's a problem for him, then I have to spank his hand. But Ernest is like, hey, what do I got to do? What do I got to do to help you get, you know, I'm here for you. And if it takes a toy, if it takes a toy, a finger, a finger down my throat to make my jaw relax, fingers up my ass, I know, fingers up my ass to squeeze on. It's all kinds of ways that, you know, but I'm in charge of my clit. Yeah. And he, and he can be, you know, he, if I said, you know, I want you to cane my ass while I do that, he would, he would do that. He will. He will do whatever I ask him to. And he's involved. He's present. We're happy and gets to watch me come. Boo hoo hoo. So, you know, if this all comes down to same thing that I say, every show, communication, communication, every fucking show. And right now I want you to go to the screamingo.com. Tell them that Ginger Lynn sent you one of my favorite products that they have. I actually love most of their products, but one of them is called the scream and clean. 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We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Your tranny, do you like it when you give her a facial or do you like it when she swallows your... She prefers facials. She prefers facials. You know what? I just, the visual of it, going back one more time, is really fucking hot. Really hot. Did you have a question for Mason or any of us in the studio today, Sweet Pea? I just want to let you know that I always appreciate you all very much. And who's been the, for the special guest you have, who's been the porn star, either male or female, that you've been hanging out with the most, would you say? Mason? Who are the other, what other porn stars have you hung out with? What other... Oh, God. It literally goes back to the late 80s in New York. You're a classicist. Drop us some names. Drop us some names. Oh, wow. Lin-Manuel? Oh, my God. Lin-Manuel, oh, my God. I hung out with her at a club in New York for a while. She's as big as your head. Yes. Yeah. She's a big girl. They're fabulous. She's really tall, too. She's like 5'11". She's a big girl. Does she still live in Hawaii? You know, I thought you had a company called L'Amazing. L'Amazing. L'Amazing. She was in Ventura. She was back in Los Angeles. When I met her, she lives in Hawaii. Oh, right on. I remember her telling me that. Lucky her. I mean, I used to go out with a girl named Spring Taylor, but she was a local New York girl. God, it's been a long time. Have you spent a lot of time with strippers and hookers? Or not hookers, but strippers and... Both. Yeah, hookers and porn stars. Mostly in New York. I just love us all together. Right. Sex workers, I guess. I went to the body shop about two weeks ago. That was fun. Oh, the body... On Sunset. The body shop. There's some really pretty girls there. I've never been to any of the strip clubs here in L.A. There's some very pretty girls there. There really are. Oh, yeah. They're amazing. I have a little body shop story. Sweet Pea, thank you so much, honey. It's always good to hear from you. We love you very much. Always great to talk to you and always happy to take care of you. Thank you. Thank you. I will always take your calls and you have a wonderful day, honey. Thank you. All right. Thanks, Sweet Pea. By the way, for literally four years in New York City, I owned the nightclub that was the number one tranny club in New York. Oh, wow. You did? Yeah. Yeah. We had a party called Tranny Chaser. That was there three nights a week. Wow. It was the biggest party going in New York for three and a half years. You know what? Those are the best places to go. It was fun. They're the most fun. Yeah. Everyone has an open mind. They're open to... Yeah, oh, yeah. Just anybody can watch it. Anybody can walk in. The first time I went to a swingers party, I walked in and there was a big dance floor and there was this really hot girl and she's dancing. She's got her short little skirt on and she's got these big beautiful titties and when I'm with my man, I'm monogamous. That's it. Except for girls. You're dick monogamous. I'm dick non... You're mono... Dick non... Dick non... You're mono... Mono dick. Mono dick. I'm mono dick. Monodictical. A tear just came out of my eye when she said that. Monodictical. A tear just ripped out my cheek. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Hello, my name is Kendalina. I'm a monopeen. My name is Kendalina. I don't try to knock on my window. I go to monopeen meetings. To pick up girls. I get laid so much there. But I'm dancing with this girl all of a sudden and we're grinding and I'm like... You're like 20 or something, right? You're a little... This was a long time ago. This was... Yeah. You're 20 maybe. Yeah, in my 20s. Yeah, yeah. In my 20s. And she had a wiener. Oh. Most of them do. Well, but I didn't... I was so young that I wasn't... I didn't pick up on it. I didn't recognize it. You didn't realize people like that existed. I'd heard of them. But I'd never... I'd never... Met one. Never met one. And I had to stop dancing with her because I'm monopeen. What am I? You're just a one dick gal. Monoponetic. Monoponetic. Monoponetic. I like that. That's a new word. Where's my phone? Yeah, I gotta tell you, I was shocked at how beautiful some of them were. Oh, yes. That's not my thing. Let me just make that abundantly clear. I will say this about Mason Reese. He has starter fists. What are starter fists? Small hands. Small hands. Yeah. I've never been fisted. You could totally get a girl past her. I don't know, man. This is like sweetheart. It's fine. Yeah, they're wide. They're wide, but they're small. You've never been fisted? A couple of women have gotten their fists in me as a technological exercise. Can this be done? Yes, it can be done. But I have not ever had the full fisting experience where I get to come my brains out on it, which I know would probably feel really fun. I'm willing to be a gopher on that if you'd like. Thank you. And offer my services till 8 o'clock tomorrow night when I go back to New York. Nina, it's your call. Would you like to try it? Who needs to pack? Unfortunately. I'll just tell you. I have dinner guests coming over. Oh, well. Oh, shit. Oh, well. I'll be back in January. There you go. There you go. Now, you're based out of New York. I live in New York City. Yeah. But my production company's obviously based here. Yeah. So I'm going to have to go. And what is your production company? Basically, it's a multi-platform content. Everything from network to Hulu, you know, Netflix, whatever it may be. But it's all television content. Yes. Right now, we're working on a sitcom. Half hour sitcom. All right-o. Good for you. Which is now called Life Interrupted. That's our temporary title. Right. Where I play a former child actor who kind of lost his way a little bit. Is that anywhere close to home? No. No? No. You were a child actor. You're looking at a guy who's almost 50, never had a drop of alcohol, never smoked a cigarette, and the only drugs I've ever done in my life are in a hospital. There you go. That's it. I mean, I have a dark side, as we all know. You've never lived on the street. You've never. No, no, no, no. No, I've owned businesses for the last 20 plus years. Yeah. Good for you. No, you own restaurants. Yeah. Well, I'm selling. I'm about to sell my last one that I have right now. Oh, you are? Yeah. Restaurants are huge. It's a lot. You can't do a restaurant and a production company. Am I going to be honest with you? After 20 years of doing it, I'm done. Done? I'm done. I'm fried. I just. It's not fun for me anymore. Then you've got to go. It really is a young. It's a young guy's game. The bar. 18 hour day, seven days a week. I mean, it's crazy. Well, no. Thankfully, it's not that level, but. No, no. When you're new. When you're just starting out. 18 hour day, seven days a week. The only problem is literally I'll sit at my bar and I know people are looking at me saying, who's the old little fuck, you know, sitting at the end of the bar? You know, who's that old weird looking dude sitting at the end of the bar? You know, they have no idea. Right. And that's okay. I don't mind that. That's fine with me. But it just, it gets old. Yeah. Because you're old after a while. And, you know, the creative part of me never left. Right. It's always in my heart and my soul, so. And here you go. Yeah. Why not do everything within my power to do it? So do you think you're going to move to Los Angeles to pursue? Here's the thing. Not to get, you know, bring this subject level down, but my mom is 90. And she's here? No, she lives in New York. Then you got to stay next to your mom. Right. That's the thing. And I'm all she really has. If she won't move with you, you got to stay in New York. No, no, no, no. You got to stay in New York. No, no, no. She'd tell me right now, just put the poison in my coffee because I'm not coming to LA. We love Jewish mothers, don't we? Yeah, she's the best. They're so, they're awesome. But that being said, I could do six and six. I could go back and forth. I could do that. Yeah, I think I could do that. I think I could probably get away with that. Because right now, honestly, the winters are just killing me. They're beating me up. And, you know, with the snow and the sleet and the ice. And the cold and the joints and the knees. And the knees aren't 30 anymore. And I've had multiple surgeries on my legs and my knees. Oh, so your joints really feel that bread, that kill damn. I got a couple of steel plates in my legs. Winter, you got a winter in LA. Yeah, wouldn't that be nice? Muck. Muck. Muck. Come on, winter with me. She won't even winter with you here? Not even remotely. Born and bred, eh? She lived here as a kid. And she fled. Yeah, she hates it. Hates it out here. You know, and the funny thing is, like 90% of her family is here. Her brothers are here. Her nieces and nephews are all out here. But she will not come here. Does she live, does she have a roommate or anyone? No. No, and let me tell you. She lives in a nine-room, 4,000-square-foot apartment. Oh, mom. On the Upper West Side of Manhattan, overlooking the Hudson River. Nice. By herself. Go, mom. I like her mom. But we're in the process of negotiating with the landlord right now. Trying to get a little buyout. Well, no, when my grandmother died, which was getting older, we let her age in place by, you know, one of the rooms for a graduate student, an adult student. She would sleep there every night so she wouldn't be alone at night. Right. And she had someone come in during the day. It's a person. And so they didn't have to pay rent. Yeah, yeah. And it was not a wander around the house. Didn't fall out of bed. It was actually the easiest gig you could possibly have. Yeah, and on the other side of it, there's no way she'll do an assisted living thing. Oh, I can tell. Your mom. Because her answer to me is, but that's for old people. I'm like, holy shit. Okay, you're going to be in New York for a long, long time. Mom, wake up. You're 90. You know, at this rate, she's going to make 98. My dad made to 95, and it was good. My grandmother was 97. So I'm hoping that she does live another seven years. May she. But here's the thing. I also know her very well. And the most important thing to her in her life is me. Are you the only? No, I'm the youngest of four. I'm the youngest of four. Oh, my God. But I'm the only one, quite honestly. I mean, she really doesn't even have communication with the other three. So you're like an only child. I am the only thing in her life. No pressure there. No pressure. Not at all. No. But let me tell you. God bless her. Because if I said to her, Mom, my show is about to take off. My production company is about to take off. I have to go there for a while. The first person that would tell me to go is her. Is her. But my guilt, you know, my Jewish guilt would kill me. But you know what? Again, so you can fly back twice a month. Absolutely. Absolutely. They have nonstops, you know, four times a day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have no problem. It's no longer. It used to be in the old days when you say goodbye to someone, they might not ever come back. Right. I'm headed west. Right. I'm headed to. Yeah. To across the ocean to England. Yeah. It's five and a half hours. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's five and a half hours. And that's probably what I ended up doing. Right on. Right on. I like it out here. So why not? It is. It is a good place to live. It's beautiful. And the nice thing about it, not only is all the beautiful girls and the warm weather and the perfect climate, but now that I know that you have small hands, my head, I'm obsessing on you fisting somebody and I'm just going, who am I going to bring in? What we do. What we do. We get the fisty and then I will talk him through it. Have you ever done it before? To somebody? I've done four fingers. Okay. No. Well, we'll. So then we'll. It'll be a lovely thing for the show on a Monday. We'll get him here. We'll get the girl in question and I will talk him through it and you can do the play by play. All right. By the way, am I nuts that I don't, I don't like doing it in the ass. I don't enjoy it. A lot of guys don't. You know, my man is not a big, is not a big, he'll do it for me because I like it, but he's not into it. And very few, there's not a whole, I shouldn't say very few. I should say very few. The majority of women are not into being fucked in the ass. They may like a plug, a thumb, but more than that, it's like, hey. Well, that's good for small fingers too. Oh, no, for sure. The thumb, the thumb and the butt during doggy is the best anal ever. That's almost as much anal as I almost ever need. But sometimes my husband and I really like everything about anal sex, what it means, what it represents, how good it feels. It's just, we haven't done it in a while. I miss it. What I like about it is it's wrong. It's, I'm not. There's not supposed to be this beautiful cock slaying in and out of my asshole. And I come from it every time. Of course you do. I come from it every fucking time. It's one of my favorite things. That's kind of how I feel about the facial thing. It's kind of wrong, but yet it's so great. Yeah. I mean, it's like so defiling. Keep it out of my eyes. You're one of us. Keep it out of my eyes and out of my hair. They aim for the nose. Like, you know, one of my marksmen. Well, some guys dribble, some guys dribble, some guys shoot. That's kind of how it goes. Depends on what you aim for. You can try. You can try to keep it out of my eyes. I'll aim for that shit and then I'll have a fire. Take it, you dick. Okay, good. If you doubt that it's a painful process, lean up against the wall, put your feet straight up, jerk off, let it go in your eye, and then you tell me. No, I've done it before and I've been yelled at. You've done the Philip Roth problem, yeah. What's the Philip Roth problem? I don't know what that is. What is that? From the movie, the book, Portnoy's Complaint. It's fabulous. You want to know about the douche-american experience of the mid-century for a young man. It's a fabulous story. But there's one. It's a fraught time where he's getting a handjob from a girl and she freaks out in the middle of it and he has to finish himself off and he hits himself in the eye. Oh, yeah. And that goes on for a few days. It's a classic scene in the book. It's very, very funny. It's actually very hilarious and it cemented the neurotic Jewish son as a literary archetype in American popular culture. Okay. It's awesome. He's from New York. You would love it. Portnoy's Complaint. And since you're clearly... You're a nice Jewish boy. I am a nice Jewish boy from New York. Yes, I am. You will like the book. I would have never guessed. Never. So happy almost Yom Kippur. Oh, thank you. Yes. Isn't it a good New Year? Friday? No, Shana Tova was last week. I know. It said, did you have a good New Year? I don't follow it. I have two orthodox siblings. So the big, the Day of Atonement, the big, the big mucky-muck day is Saturday. Saturday. My favorite thing in the world is a pulled pork sandwich with cheese all over it. Isn't Friday night... The night you're supposed to stop eating. You don't eat for a while. I don't know why I'm not... Yeah, Friday night. Send down Friday, send down Saturday. Yeah. The coming week is a fasting thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, can you do like a juice cleanse? Nope. Nope. Oh, I think Eli would have water. I'll be at my bar eating bacon sliders. All right. But the thing... Oh, yeah. But at least it's not fasting every day for a month, which is Ramadan. Yeah. So from sundown to... Who does that? Muslims. How do they do that? They eat. They eat late. They have a late dinner and they eat at the break fast, at the break fast at dusk. Wow. So for a month, it's a show. It's like Lent, you know, to give up something for Lent for six weeks between Ash Wednesday and Easter. Yeah, but it just doesn't sound very healthy to me. It's honoring God. I've never fasted. God said to do it, so we do it. Are you Jewish, Libby? My God never told me to do that. You're doing good, too. Because I am one. You're doing good, too. So God... So the difference between Jewish religion and Christian religion, among other things, is that in the Christian tradition, there is a heaven and hell. We talk about it. Heaven looks like this. Hell looks like this. Here's where you're going to go. And in Jewish religion, they don't have a heaven or hell. It's like, why should I do this? Because I say so. What's going to happen? You don't want to know. And also the difference between, of course, Judaism and Christianity, of course, is Jesus a Messiah or the Messiah? So the Jews believe that Jesus is not the Messiah. Correct. And Christians believe that Jesus was the Messiah. And so if anyone ever asks me, don't you believe? I say, well, you know what? When he comes, we'll ask him, are you coming or returning? Mm. Mm. Ah. Is this your first time through or your second time through? Is it your second time through? We were wrong. We're sorry. All right. I have a question for you, then, because you seem to be pretty scholarly on this stuff. Yes. Aren't tattoos, don't they say you cannot be buried into a cemetery? That is true. Because you're not going to go to heaven? That is true. That is true. That is true. That's why the tattooed numbers. You also can't be, you can't be. But the tattooed number thing, a lot of grandchildren of survivors are now tattooing their grandparents' number on their arm. And I asked my brother, my brother who is quite orthodox, who said, what do you think of that? And he said, if they want to honor their grandmother, they should marry and have lots of Jewish children. Right. And he showed. No shiksas. No, no. They should, they should. No shiksas. No, no. You know, my husband married someone. I'm a shiksa, right? Yes, you are, yes. My husband married someone. You're a blonde shiksa goddess. Yes. But my husband. Yes. My husband's wife converted, had an orthodox conversion. So as long as you follow the law, just follow the law. And what I like about Jews versus Christians is that the Jewish God cares what you do, and the Christian God cares what you think. So the Jewish God, there's no thought police in the Jewish, there's no thought police in Jewish, in the Jewish God. So you can, you can, you can harbor all the kind of fantasies you want, but do you follow the law? Do you do the right things? You're a good standing. And here they make you feel guilty for your thoughts. But are there laws about, about sex? Oh, certainly behavior. Absolutely. No, no, no. The whole thing about Judaism is the law is about behavior, but it's no law. It's a law against what you think, as long as you behave properly. Christians have a law against about what you think. If you don't, if you fantasize about anybody but your wedded spouse, it's the same as adultery. No, no. Then you're just telling people to lie. Yeah. Oh, bing, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Balloons, balloons, confetti, confetti, confetti balloons. I know, right? I am so glad I was raised Southern Baptist. And the reason I'm glad about this is my, my, my longest memory is my, my grandfather or my great grandfather was a Southern Baptist minister. They're very big on the false belief. Oh, yeah. But, but I was so young when, when he was telling me all of these things. I, you know, I just remember picking raspberries and him telling me that, you know, either I did this or I was going to go to hell, I was going to burn, I was going to, I just want to eat the raspberries. One for the bucket, one for my mom. One for me, exactly. But what, what, and I was, I think I was probably eight or nine when religion went out the door. And I remember I had this uncle and every single Sunday he would walk up the aisle and he would cry and he would sob and he would say, Yeah. I've sinned and I've been, I'm an adulterer and I did this and I did that. And I, and, and he would cry and everybody would forgive him. And then the next Sunday, my uncle Jim would get up and he would cry and he would cry and he would, you know, he adulterated again. And, and, and so in my mind went, so let me get this straight. So if I'm part of this religion, I can pretty much do anything I want as long as I tell everybody and then it's okay. This is really fucked up. So the Baptists have public repentance and forgiveness and the Catholics have private confession and absolution. Yeah. See, I've got it. And then we have Yom Kippur where you throw it. Yeah. And then the Jews fuck through a hole in the sheet. That's a lie. Never. No, no, no. Actually. No, no. It's a lie. It's a lie. Because actually. It's a lie. To be, it's a lie. To be, to be a good Jewish husband, you must give your wife pleasure on the Sabbath. Oh. Because. It's a Sabbath. Friday night's Saturday. Yeah. Oh, Friday night. So you have to make love to your wife. And give her pleasure. It's not, you don't just fuck her and forget. You make love to your wife and give her pleasure because it is a delight to the Lord. Oh, I'd give up food then. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know there was sex involved in it. No, but what's so cool about it though is that it's the. And it's grounds for divorce. Yes. Grounds for, so in traditional Jewish culture, if the husband is not sexually pleased, the wife, she can seek a divorce from him. Really? Yep. On that ground. Okay. That is brilliant. Seriously. The Jewish girls that wear the scarves over their head and wear the wings, are they really getting off? You know, that is. They're the most repressed chicks on the planet. Let's just, all the cultures that cover. Yeah. They place sex in a very narrow, narrow frame. So for the women who cover, who are very devout Christians, who are very devout Mormons, there are going to be some alignments of husband and wife where the kinkiness of sex only being here lets it flow. Yeah. And it's going to flourish. So why? So you have, you cannot have sex for 10 days on your period because you are unclean. So you go do the sexual bath called the mikvah when you come back and you're clean. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And then, and then, and then you can have sex. So God's smart that way because you've had 10 days with no contact, not even a handhold with your spouse. So by the time she's ready for, you know, she's horny, he's mid cycle. So she's horny. It's been 10 days. He's horny and kaboomy. And then you get lots of big Jewish, giant Jewish families. Yeah. Yeah. And they're always, they're just one of the things. 10 days without sex is what you're telling me. If you're on your period. From the first day of your period until she's had her cleansing bath, the bath that we call the mikvah, she is quote unquote unclean. And this is every month? Every month. Oh my God. Unless she's pregnant or breastfeeding, which case I think that doesn't because she's not, I think during pregnancy sex is not, not forbidden because she's not on her period. What if you cheat? What if you have sex during the period? Is that like you're going to. Oh, that's it. God doesn't like it. God does not like this. Okay. But we don't know what it's going to do to you because he's not said what it's going to do. That is shunned upon. It is a bad idea. Bad idea. I'm going back to the Screaming O. There we go. I got the Fingo right here. The Screaming O.com. This is the Fingo. It is a vibrating. Vibrating clit stimulator? This is a clit stimulator. And what's nice about it, there's a band, a silicone band. And it's a gushy. And you feel you can really press on your clit. It's really silky. It's really silky. It's really silky. It's lovely. It's wonderful. It goes around your finger. And then this, as Nina said, it's got little lumps on it, little ridges. And it's a powerful. 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I've done that for you with Nina. That's awesome. Yes, we had a great time. What I do with Dayton, absolutely. I would do it with both of you. I would totally double-dom you. That would be so much fun. We have a phone call for you right now. We're going to take it right now. We're going to talk to Elle Sweet. Hi, beautiful girl. Hello, Ginger. She loves her voice. Hi, Elle Sweet. Stevie, everyone else. Hi, Elle Sweet. Anthony Mason and Dayton. Hi. Yes. Hello. I had a question for, well, I guess Nina, Ginger, and Dayton since you're all three porn stars. Okay. I wrote you about this. And it's sitting on my desk. I printed it out and then I thought, you know what? I can't do, I can't read it until I ask Elle Sweet if it's okay because it was so fucking hot, so sexy, so beautiful, but I didn't get it. I've had a really full last few days, so I wasn't able to get back to you. So go on, please. Okay. I asked you a question at the end about, I wasn't sure because I did a little bit of exhibitionism where I was in a room where there was a window. Right. Yeah, I heard that story. Yes. And I didn't mind it. I kind of liked it. And it's weird for me because growing up a preacher's kid, I've done stuff like on stage, speaking, singing, playing an instrument, whatever. And I've always been really, really terrified, like just wanted to get off stage. But in that instance where I'm like completely naked, it didn't bother me that people were watching. And I was wondering, do you think it's the comfortability of the people I was with that made me feel comfortable or just I'm weird? I have something to add to that. What do you think? I grew up. I was Catholic and also fundamental Baptist. My mother was. Oh my goodness. Wow. Well, there's schizophrenia for you. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Public confession and forgiveness or private confession and absolution? Well, both. No, I was baptized both. I'd have to go to Catholic and Baptist church, which is fine. So I understand where you're coming from. And you know what? I love being naked on stage, but I'm really embarrassed to dance at a nightclub. But I can get naked. I can get. I can do porn. And I can walk around nude. But public dancing? No, not at just a regular club. I'm so mortified or public talk. Like I get social anxiety. You know why? But Baptist don't have sex standing up. Well, why? People might think they're dancing. So it's probably just something where you felt like you could let loose and feel good about yourself and you felt free and the you didn't get any bad compliments or bad feedback. Bad feedback. Right. Where people were and enjoyed it or enjoyed looking at you. And also don't forget the safety of the band. The glass makes it clear. Looky but don't touchy. True. And so you can just really you don't have to worry about what's going to happen if I go up and shove my boobs against it. So just so the fact that you're safe, nothing bad is going to happen to you. And that once you're physically safe in your mind can go all kinds of places. I agree. And I think that that it's very common, very normal for you. For me. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a porn star. I don't look like a porn star. I don't wear makeup. I've got my hair in a ponytail right now. I'm wearing a pair of shorts. You know, this is this is the real me. This is us. There's but when I'm naked, when I'm in front of a camera, when I'm on a stage, that's when I really come to life. Everything kind of lights up in me. And I remember at the end of every single day dance show that I would do, I did a 20 minute comedy segment. Right. And I could stand there butt naked. Totally. With my shoes. Yeah. Shoes and a microphone. Yeah. Walk around that stage like I own the whole fucking place. If you put me on a stage and asked me to do that same bit with clothes on, I could not do it. I totally would not be able to do that. There's power in female nudity. I can't do it either. And obviously I'm all glammed up because I was shooting. But my day to day life, I wear chucks, cut like sweats, no makeup, hair in a braid unless I'm working. So, so, Alice, I think it's we all feel the same way that you do. It's it's much more. Context is everything. There's a comfortableness that comes with being nude when you are in a safe environment. Absolutely. So for me, it's like I'm more comfortable nude if I've got lipstick on. I need mascara. When I've got no lipstick or no mascara, then that I'm home alone. That I'm right here. Yeah. Yeah. I need a little lip gloss, mascara. I'm good. Oh, and some baby wipes. You always need baby wipes. Boom. I'm a sexy girl. Baby wipes are great because especially because I keep myself quite shaven. So baby wipes, you're clean, clean enough for sex and a quick wipe and done. I know. Especially. Best thing ever. I love them. We live in Los Angeles. It's warm. It's very warm here. Baby wipes are very important for men and women, everybody. And guys, if you are uncut, always have a couple of baby wipes in a Ziploc baggie so you can. It's a good idea. So you can be fresh and clean because the bathroom's not going to have that for you. Not going to be washing your dick in the sink in a men's room. No, they've got these little, they come in a little box and they're little wipeys that you just open up and you can carry and clean. I just told Anthony about those. It's like a little wet Kleenex. Yeah. It's a little, little wipey that you can put in your pocket and carry along with you. Yeah. I've heard about them. I haven't seen them yet though. But that sounds handy. I know. And I've got a box under my sink, two of them under my sink in the bathroom. You were just at my house. I didn't see him. Next time. I guess I didn't look at it. Well, if he's an American boy, he probably was snipped as a baby because most boys are snipped as a baby. He was a baby white man. Are you snipped? Are you, are you cut or uncut? Cut. You cut. Yeah, me too. But you're cut as well. I'm a Jew. Of course I am. You have to be cut. Yeah. You had a moil. A moil. A moil. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But still, it still helps. They took their 10%. Wonk, a-wonk, a-wonk, a-wonk, a-wonk. Did you hear of the one, the moil who sold his foreskins to a leather maker and it's a wall that turns into a briefcase. Right. All you have to do is rub it. Well, it's elephant foreskin. It's elephant foreskin. You rub it, it turns into a briefcase. Oh, gee. That's the joke. Funny. That's sweet. Wonk, a-wonk. I have, I have one more request. Yes. Next Monday is my 42nd birthday. Oh. A Libra like me. You sound like you're about 22 years old, baby. That's what I thought too. You really do. So, we will, we can't sing happy birthday. I was wondering, Ginger. If Nina could give you a Spanx for my birthday. Gosh, that'll be really tough for me to handle. You're only 42. Damn. I can do a 42 on each cheek. One on each cheek. I think I should do, get 42 on each cheek. I would be honored to take your birthday Spankings for you. Oh, and I'd be thrilled to give them because I love Spanking Ginger because she's got such a, she's just, especially when she's humping my knee, it's just perfect. So wear a thong next weekend. I'm going to wear a thong. I'm going to wear a thong. I'm going to wear a thong. I'm going to wear a thong. I'm going to wear a thong. I'm going to wear a thong. I'm going to wear a thong. How about if I don't want to wear any panties at all? No, stop. No, don't do that. No. Stop. Stop. Stop. El, sweet. We will definitely make your birthday. We will make your wish come true. Thank you. You are so very welcome. Now, you have to promise to call in though. I will. All right, sweetheart. Thank you so much. We'll make her count. I'm so glad that listening to the show has given you the opportunity to do something that you've never done before. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. So the joy that the pain was the pain that the pain was the pain that the pain was the pain that the pain was the pain that the pain was the pain that the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the pain was the And be yourself. I'm really proud of you, honey. Yeah, absolutely. Just keep staying safe. Love you guys. We love you too, honey. Thank you so much. Nice to meet you, Al. Thank you, baby. Bye-bye. All right, bye-bye. You can have her read the phone book and you get juicy reading having her read the phone book. That voice is just like, oh my God. Is that not unbelievable? She doesn't smoke and she doesn't drink. So it's not like she has had a lifetime of, she hasn't had 20 years in bars. She doesn't, she's not a drinker or a smoker. Her voice is just like that. Oh, so she's not like, rascally. No, she's just, she's just, No, no, no, screaming over music. What? What do you want? Double what? Doesn't sound 42, though. No. No. No. Not at all. Definitely not. And when she started calling us in, calling into us, she was not going out. She was staying pretty much to herself and now she's just out there and really having a great time. She's allowed herself the freedom to be who she really wants to be. And not everybody feels that way. Not everybody should be that way. You know, it, it, but I think. Everyone should be the way that they are. Right. So what we support is each person going out there, you're happy, it's going to not look like my happy. It may overlap a bit, but it's not going to look like mine because you're not us. You're not me. You're happy, it's not going to look like his happy because. Everybody's different. But when you're happy. It's individuality. But when you're happy, happy people, no matter why they're happy, can hang together because when you're happy, you no longer judge or fear judgment. It's cool, you chill. And so you don't have the chill people. So I don't care what your trip is because clearly in this moment, you're chill. You're chill. Hey. Mason, are you in a relationship? No. No? No. Have you ever been in a long one? If I tell you how long ago it was, it's embarrassing. No, no. 1989. 1989? It was the last time I was in love with somebody. You know, it's really hard to find the right person. It's hard to find the right person. It is. When you're serious, when you're serious with someone, do you like to be monogamous? A billion percent. Oh. There's so many girls who want that. I didn't even think of anything else. Well, that's what she's like. When she's with the right guys, she doesn't long after the day. She doesn't want any other. I don't know if I get that, but yay her. No. Don't even want to look at it. Don't want to do anything. That's adorable. Women love that. I mean, when I'm in love. Yeah, no, exactly. When I'm, you know, casual. That's different. What's your perfect girl? Any girl who likes me. Oh, that's sweet. No, I mean, I have a tendency to gravitate towards darker ethnic look. Yes. That's what I'm asking. I mean, the one girl I was in love with was three quarters Mexican, one quarter Italian. Whoa. So, I have a tendency to go for the dark. You and I have the same. Same style. Yeah. That's my kind of girl too. I bet you. But it's funny because in high school, all I liked was blue eyed blondes. Well, the ultimate. Sounds like me. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Not because of that don't need her. No, I wasn't brought up that way. I just happened to something about them I loved. No, sure. I'm German Jewish. Yeah, me too. I come by it honestly. German, Russian, and Polish. Right. That's my background. My husband's always, my husband's Russian Jew with big blue eyes. Yeah. I like blue eyes. My father had blue eyes. I do too. I like blue eyes. I love them. But there's something about that darker ethnic. Hell yeah. I love, well, I personally. You're totally my type just so you know, Dayton. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. Boo hoo hoo. Like really, really my type and I'm really mad that we were so rushed this morning. I touched her pussy and I tasted it, but I wanted. You did. I did. And then she locked me in a dog cage. I did. Mason, you gotta hang out with me more. I'm telling you. When I come back. I like dark skin, dark hair. I like all women. He needs his face. I like bigger women. I like thin women. I don't. Oh, yeah. I like women. I know it's not all about me here, but I'm just, like for me, I don't discriminate. I've had sex with black women and I think I love big juicy booty and I think I love. I like women who want to be with me too. I'm with Mason here. It's like, you know, 18 to 70. Anybody who really wants to be with you. And have a good time and who's fun. And you know what? It doesn't matter if you're however old. But she loses me on the big monster booty, though. I don't like it when it's that big. Well, I do. How big is, how big is, like, are we talking a regular size watermelon or not watermelon, but a pumpkin? No, that's nice. We all know I have small hands, but yeah, I mean, you know. So he's got his hands in it. Is this not a natural skinny? You're a medium sized girl. There's nothing wrong with 36, 24, 36. Oh, no, absolutely. But 42, but yeah. I get it, I get it, I get it. So you're not looking to date Kim Kardashian? No, that's too big. That's too big. Who I am in a way. Oh, she's beautiful. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. She has great tits, too. She's beautiful and sexy and sweet. I like Luna. Is my ass too big for you? No, no, no, no, no, not at all. Luna, Luna. What's her name? Oh, yes. I'm over here. Oh, Luna Star. I don't know her. No. Oh, this is a smoothie? Absolutely. Absolutely. Spank it, spank it, spank it, David. Oh, come on. Are you sure? Yes. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Spank it like you like being spanked. There you go. Nice. Sorry. Nice. That's nice you read, too. I've got two cheeks. Oh! Yes. Harder? Harder? Harder. How does Anthony spank you? Come on. Yeah, it's... Oh, you're going to have Anthony spank you. No, no, no, no, no, no. How does Anthony spank you? How does Anthony spank you? Oh. Anthony can't spank you. That's not... That crosses the line. Oh, no, sorry. Well, he's a little... Oh, he's gentle. Really? Oh, that's not... Here, get your butt out. I don't want to bang the table, but I... I love this show. I'm small, but I hit really hard. Nice. Because I'm a drummer. Oh, cool. Oh, pretty. Gosh, he's pretty. Oh, wow. Oh, it's gorgeous. Wait, I have to... Okay. She has beautiful olive skin, by the way. Her skin tone is gorgeous. Oh, I like that. Okay, I... Okay, okay. When Ginger comes... When Ginger comes... When Ginger sits down, I've got to get... Oh, my God. That's fabulous. But that's not that hard, though. Nina, you have a fabulous ass. Yeah, you have a beautiful butt. That's what she's known for. Beautiful butt, too. Okay, okay, okay. My turn. My turn. Nina's fine. I mean, her ass is what made her all of her money, for God's sake, Nina. Oh, I know. She has the perfect ass. A beautiful apple-bottom ass. May I put my hand on your vulva through your panties? Oh, yes. Oh. Middle finger sort of playing. Don't forget, pubic bone is the fret. Clit shaft is... The string. Wah, wah, wah. Nina, right... Left cheek, left cheek, right cheek. It's getting red. It's bouncing. But it's so fucking hard. Yeah, it's a beat. It's... You could actually bounce a quarter off of her ass. It's so beautiful. Oh, yeah. It's got a very tight jiggle to it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just want to bite it. Oh, my God. I hate my life. Mason, or Dana, are you up for... I do have to hang out with you more often. I'm okay. Are you up for it? Mason, would you like to take a little space? I do hit hard, though. Don't hit too hard. Mason wants to hit my hand, my butt, then. Mason's coming in. He's getting... Wait, here. We'll point to the camera. Oh, okay. That's okay. I'm just pointing it out. Mason's going in. Oh, he is a hard hitter. I can see that. Okay, that's good. Yeah, you've got a hard hit. Now, rub it nice. There you go. Oh, I didn't... Oh, I reddened her. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. No, that was me. Okay, okay. No, you needed it, all the damage. That's what I'm making sure. You have a beautiful, beautiful ass. You have a gorgeous ass on those lovely, strong thighs. Poor Anthony. Poor, poor Anthony. Feeling very bad for you right now. Oh, God. Stevie, take him out on the break. We will be right back. Go to TheScreamingO.com right now. TheScreamingO.com. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. He's on the line. CJ, hello. Hello. Hi. How are you ladies doing? We are fabulous. What's going on? Oh, big fan. Big fan. Thank you so much. I don't know who you're a fan of, but probably, I'm going to guess all of us. Yeah, ladies. I'm a special fan of Dayton. Oh, beautiful girl. Isn't she? I know. Amazing. Hi, CJ. TJ. TJ. Oh, it says CJ. What was you, TJ? Oh, really? How are you? You guys are having so much fun. We are having so much fun. It's not even fair. It's not fair. It's criminal. I tried to get the stream to work, but it's good to hear your voices. Oh, you guys are having a blast. Oh, the streaming's not working? On my phone, I just typed a collaborator error. Uh-oh. So sorry about that. That's all right. No, it's all fun. Well, you did miss the spanking and the beautiful titties. Yeah, you did. You did. So sorry. It was a beautiful sight. It was amazing. It was. Oh, my God. Dayton has the cutest butt. It's firm and round, and it bounces. It bounces like the corner. You get one smack, it does one jiggle, done. You know, not enough. So it's like tight. It's like tight. What's your workout routine? Besides fucking your amazingly handsome man, what do you do to keep yourself in tip-top shape for fucking? Tell them the truth. I just smoke. I smoke Marlboro Reds and drink alcohol. And Mother Nature was very, very good to you. No, I dance. I dance. I dance one day a week at Ecstasy Theater. Right on. In Santa Ana, California. And I also bartend, and I bartend in six-inch, seven-inch heels. Oh, you do not even? Yes, I do. That will keep your ass and your legs in shape. And just picking up the drinks and doing the whole thing. And I'm squatting them, and I'm picking them up. Oh, yeah. And making them all, and I wear, I'm one of the only girls that works at Beach Girls. It's a bikini bar in Westminster. I bet. You wear thong or get to cover your full face. I used to work in Westminster. You did? On Music Land. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. I was a troubleshooter for that store. So you just wear, like, I just put on, like, my stripper heels with it. Okay, got it. Or porno heels. Yeah, yeah. Makes me... But don't the heels get caught in the rubber bar mat behind the bar? Oh, we don't have a bar mat. You don't. You don't, sweetheart. You must get a bar mat. Oh, my God. Yeah, but hold on, though. It might be better without it for her. It's better for us. The point of the heel could get caught in the bar mat. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I would agree with that. Oh, my God. My knees are hurting just thinking. Oh, my God. I have so much... I get so much gratification out of my two days a week there. Okay, fine. There you go. And I enjoy it because it's like I'm serving people and I get to meet nice people, probably like TJ, who's a great person, I'm sure. TJ sounds awesome. He does sound awesome. And so I get a lot of gratification out of just the chat and the fun. I have a good time. I get to drink at work. Guys can buy me shots. Oh, that's perfect. It's like super fun. Okay, I would still be fired. Oh, no, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you get more shifts. You get more shifts. That's what they want. No, that's what they want. I went to a bar once and I got fired seven times. I was their highest because it was... We had two-for-one shot nights and I always go, come on, buy another one. I'll do it with you. Oh, my God, Jen. I got fired seven fucking times. Ginger, they promote us to drink. We make up our own shots. Like, I have a shot called a tight pussy. Oh, what is this? I have a shot called a piece of ass. I have a 69 special. What's in a tight pussy? Okay, I can't give you the piece of ass shot in case someone... No. Because that's my signature. But in the tight pussy is loopy vodka. Tastes fruit loop flavor vodka. Oh, my God. Okay. Fabulous. Hold on. X-rated and soda water. Oh. So, loopy vodka. It's called Three Olives Loopy. So, four... Yeah, three olives. Three olives. Not to give them a promo, but okay, yeah. Loopy vodka and soda? X-rated. Which is another flavor? Blood orange and... I think it's blood orange. That sounds tasty. It's hot pink. But it's a sister of hypnotic. It doesn't even taste like alcohol. I've never heard of that before. It tastes like candy. Okay. So, just those two. That's a good flavor. Soda water, shake, shake, shake. Or, yeah. But the... I could never be a bartender. I could never be a bartender. I would just be in so much trouble. I was a bartender. I would not do well. I would do really great for like two hours. As long as I had two hour shifts, I would be the best fucking bartender anywhere, everywhere. You'd be a great guest bartender. I'd be a great guest bartender. Do they have guest bartenders? Sure they do. I think TJ might have... Oh, can I come to... Oh, you're not gonna have it. Not for much longer. Shit. I would love to be a guest bartender someplace. Yeah. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Well, that's the best thing. You could be a guest bartender. Well, you work with another bartender behind the bar. Oh, I could totally do that. You know, basically. It's super easy. Yeah. On hard. How do you get to be a guest bartender? I want to do that. Ask. Really? I just ask somebody, can I be a guest bartender? Yeah. Really? I might be able to get you to be. If you want to work, try it. I mean, they'd take you in a second, I'm sure. I don't know. It sounds like a fucking blast. I won't be in a bikini, but... You'll be in a bikini top and some cute short shorts. I'll wear short shorts and bikini hair. You can pop open beer. It's going to be like the real bartender to do all the work. It's not even that hard. I can teach you how to make the shots. No, I want to learn. I want to go in there and do it. TJ, if I guess... Well, it's a great time. If I guess bartending... TJ's been to my bar I work at, I think. Would you come down, TJ, if I came down? In a heartbeat. Dayton will be there. I'm just throwing out my little bait here, my carrot. Dayton will be there. Ginger, it would be fun. That would be so fucking fun. That's awesome. That's awesome. Thank you so much for calling in, TJ. Thanks for sharing. You girls have a good night. Everybody else, bye-bye. Okay, bye. Bye, TJ. Thank you so much. Stevie, did you put the three names down? I couldn't hear them. Okay, then we'll do it a different way. We're going to play a little game here called Dominate. We're going to see who... Now, we've got two actors here in the studio. We've got Mason Reese. We've got Dayton Raines. Both of them have been on film many, many times, done many performances. This little game is a little different than what you've ever probably done before. It's called Dominate. There's a card here, and you will have a partner, and each of you will be the dominant one, and you have to take turns. So, to find out who goes first, I'm going to pick a number in my head, one through ten, and I have chosen it. Dayton... Oh, wait. Nina, it is... Okay. Did anybody hear that? No. Okay. Okay, so that's the number. Dayton, what's your number? Seven. All right. Mason? I was going to say eight. Mason wins. It's nine. All right, Mason goes first. So, Mason, we have... What am I doing? We don't have the names written down on the page. You're going to choose a partner. You get to choose either myself or Nina. Sorry, sorry. That's so rude. Oh, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh. Sorry. You get to choose Nina, myself, or Stevie. One of the three of us will be your partner. You will dominate. Oh, I have to choose you. You're choosing me? I have to. Mason chooses me. Woo! Woo-hoo! I am Maine's partner, and I will play it the best that I possibly can. Okay. You will be in charge. Yes. So, now, Dayton, you get to choose... What do we do? Either... We have cards. You don't know. You're going to choose a card out of the deck. Okay, so this is like... He should do this. Cards Against Humanities, but like... It will tell you what to do. And then we should play that out, and then if we have time for another one, we'll do Mason. Then we'll do Mason. All right, let's see what it is. All right. So, you can read it out loud. It'll tell you... It's not a secret. Uh, hmm. Wealthy homeowner... Ooh. ...and butler or maid. I'll be the maid. And entering a normally empty bedroom to clean, you are supposed to find the house owner sleeping in bed. You quietly begin to use your feather duster to clean the room until the homeowner awakes and asks you to plump their pillow. As you lean over to do this, the homeowner pulls you into the bed and takes the feather and begins to tickle and caress your body. The homeowner then demands you remove your clothes so that they can sensually tickle every part of your naked body. All right, I guess we better get a feather in here. So, you got a good one, date. Or, uh, Mason. I'm going... Yeah, I'm not unhappy with that. All right. So, we have my feather. All right, thank you so much for that. We have a feather. I'm flying in with it. Mason, Reese, and I acting out our little domination scene. Mason is in charge. So, Mason is the wealthy homeowner. Ginger is the maid. I'm in a changed spot. He's sleeping. Everyone can see. Hold on. And I'm sleeping. And I... Yes, okay then. Hold on. Mason's asleep. I'm tickling him with a feather. He's asleep. He's stroking under his chin. He awakens. He slowly awakens. He awakens. I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I just wanted to make sure to get everything done today. I know that I missed some of the... I know that I missed some of the parts the last time I was here. You certainly did. Don't ever do that again. I'm so sorry. It's okay. We'll forgive you this time. How can I ever make it up to you? I think you might have to crawl into bed with me. What if I just plopped on top... Yes. ...and rode you a little bit... Yes. ...and I did the cowgirl thing... Yes. ...and brought you all the way to your happy spot? Oh, you're a dirty maid. Yes. I'm so dirty. You have no idea. You're a dirty, dirty maid. Woo! Woo! That was hot. Yeah. See, it's that simple. That simple. Oh, I forgot to get my tits out. Poor Mason. That's what I remember. Isn't it fucking amazing? No, they have an Asian... No, I remember those so fondly. They're all her. They're all fucking hers. I can't stand it. I can't stand it. It's all her. It drives me insane. My... My... 16 and 17 and 20-year-old self. Just had a... Just had a... Just had a multiple orgasm. Oh, my God. I just had deja vu. All over again. Deja two. Woo-hoo. Deja tit. Oh, my God. I'm going to spank it so fucking hard later when I get home. It's like... Yay. Woo! You think I'm joking, too, but I'm not. No. I don't know you're not joking. Okay, so, Mason, that means... You're one. So, is that a win? We're going to write down our scores. Nina and I are going to write... Stevie, can you pass down a marker? Oh, I have a score? Oh, my God. We're going to score them. We're playing for wins? There's the prize involved. Yes. Oh, whoa. Oh, okay. All right. So, Mason... Oh, now that I know there's a prize involved. Yeah, I didn't know there was a prize. Better step it up. Mason and... Dayton. I would have... Oh, yeah. There's a prize involved. Ginger and Nina. Isn't Ginger Lynn on your lap a prize? So, what score did you get? What score did you get? More than you know. A score from one to ten with ten being amazing and one being seriously... Seriously, you call that a role play? There we go. I'm not going to lie. There you go. You're not going to lie. I don't have a lot of experience in the role play division. But you are a professional actor. I know. So, now Dayton gets to do this with me. And she gets to... Oh, wait. Did you pick Nina or did you pick Stevie? Oh, that's right. Dayton gets to pick Nina or Stevie. That's right. That's right. Isn't Stevie adorable? I know. I had so much fun with him today. Sounds like Stevie. I'll pick you, Nina. Darling, it's up to you. Thank you. I'm okay. Stevie, are you prepared? I'm never prepared to grab this one. All right. So, you're picking... You know what? You can do two. Oh, there you go. This one's for Stevie. Oh, this is a great one. Okay. Cowboy and Indian. Oh, Native American. It says Indian on the card. I just want to clarify. PC. To be PC. But it does say Indian on the card. So, you can be whatever kind of Indian. Who's the Indian? Okay. You're a lone ranger watching over your cattle on a lonely ranch. When an Indian crosses... I don't think that this is appropriate. We'll pick a new one. Pick a new one. Toss it. New one. Because this could get not nice. Okay. I get it. No, no. Okay. A masseuse and client. Yes. Okay. Much, much, much, much better. Something I know about. Yeah. All right. Happy Indian. Light some candles and play some soothing music to create the feeling of a massage parlor. Ask your client to remove their clothing and lie on their front, putting a fluffy towel over their body to preserve their modesty. Ooh. Using massage oil, treat your partner to a foot massage, gradually working your way up their legs, paying special attention to their upper thigh. Now they're relaxed and you're going to take advantage. Wow. Hold the towel up. Expose your body. Wow. What a beautiful massage. What a beautiful massage. What a beautiful massage. What a beautiful massage. Dirt on your hair. Dirt on your buttocks. Swap your massage oil for silicone lube and continual massage, periodically digging your nails in. Drip more lube around the rear, opening and massaging gently before inserting a lubed finger for an internal massage. Holy cow. Okay. Are you ready, Stevie? We're not going that far. You don't have to go that far, but you are the masseur. How did I pick all the? Ones that are so incorrect. Oh, my God. What you're going to have to do is... I couldn't have gotten that one. I just lit a candle for you. Let me read that card. I lit the candle. All you need to do is massage your partner. What you can't see. Insert the finger. We're not going there. We will be stopping the game before we get to there. That's okay. I know. It does say insert your finger in the penis. Here's your lube. I think you might want to take some clothes off. I'll take some clothes off. Okay. What did you say? No, I'm the one that's the most... You're the client. I'm the client now? Yes. Oh, no, I'm the client. Oh, you're the client. Oh, well, then you can have a finger in your ass. Oh, hey, come on. I'm a nuts. I didn't do... Right, there you go. Thank you. Thank you. You are bad. You can be whatever you want. I'm supposed to take his towel off and do all that. You're the dominant one. I'm the dominant one. So you tell him what to do. So you get down and take your clothes off right now. Oh, my God. Yeah, you talk into the microphone whenever you can. I haven't manscaped. That's fine. You have to take off your pants. This is... I'm not fat. This is okay. No, wear. Oh, nice. You know what? You shouldn't have come for a massage if you feel fat. Are you wearing a... Then lay down. Let's lay down. Wah, wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah, wah. Oh, there's the camera. You can't complain. You can't complain. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're wearing underwear. Take your pants off. What are you doing? You come to get a massage with shoes and pants and jeans? Well, I've got what you would call it. Here, I'm going to have jeans. I'm going to have jeans. No, no, no, no. I'll use my top as a towel. No, the underwear will stay on. That's okay, Steve. Yeah, the underwear stays on? Okay. Yes, yes, yes. We're not doing that. Come on, Steve. We're not doing that to Stevie. No. He's going to get a massage. I'm getting Stevie a massage. Don't you like your massage? Oh, my God. He looks so comfortable, doesn't he? Stevie's lying down. Is it too hard? Oh, yeah. So comfortable. You know what? I'm going to drip this. Uh-oh. I had oil. You know the full effect? Now. Not too much. Oh! Oh. It's a massage oil lube. It's a combination. Oh, I'm now jealous, Stevie. I am too. I'm going, wait a minute. Why didn't you pick me? You liked it. I thought I was... You're supposed to be getting a massage, but now you're really going to get my finger in your ass. Because you were naughty, and you left your underwear on. You dirty little pervert. You know you want it. And I'm going to slip my finger down here. Uh-oh. How do you like that? See? See what you get when you're obliged to the rules? Just give her the prize right now. Give her the prize right now. I'm feeling awesome. Oh, my God. Yeah, baby. We need a wash. I'll just give you a little shoulder massage. Oh, sweet. Oh, she's a... She's nice, Stevie. She's giving me a real massage. Are you okay, honey? It is a nice massage. It's hot towel now. Now he needs to get the grease off him. Yeah, you got to get a hot towel. Oh, my God. It's hot, wet towel. Baby wipe. Baby wipe. Oh, I'm fine. If you want to be really super fancy, put your baby wipe in your baby wipe warmer, which you get at a baby supply store if you have warm baby wipes. I didn't bring you one. I don't mind room temperature. Wait, it was dried out. I'm sorry. Well, it's good enough to get the oil off. Yeah. Let me see if I have a towel. All right. No, the dry ones will work. Work on the tissue, sweetheart. I don't have tissue. No, the dry baby wipes. They'll work on the tissue. Oh, no, there's something in it. Here we go. Whatever's in it will. It's just aloe. Dry baby wipes won't work. I will wipe you off, Stevie. Okay. Wow, we have five minutes left. Sorry. There's one more round. Here, Dylan, I'll take it. There's still time for the thumb in the ass. No, that's okay. There'll be no thumb in the ass. Oh, you're a party pooper. No. Stevie, how did that work out for you? Are you okay? That worked out. I didn't have a mic, so I couldn't really do dialogue. Did you just realize you're fine now, too? How did it feel? It felt fine. If it didn't feel good, be honest. Were you talking to Mike? Does Dayton give a good massage? Everything was good. Everything was as planned. I just hadn't shaved. You looked fabulous. Have you ever had a girl massage you before? Yes, we went to that place. Oh, you and I? And then she crawled on top of me. We went to this weird place, and they crawled on me. The top of your head? The top of your head. The time massage? They put hot rocks on us. The time massage? Did they walk on your back? They didn't walk on us, but they were doing all kinds of things. Oh, I love that. I don't mind it. When they hold on to their pole and they walk on your back? Oh, God, that's so good. This is the life that Stevie and I have. He comes over, we decide we're going to go for a hike. So we hike. Am I in underwear? We go about three miles, and we're like, all right, fuck. We're over this. All right, let's turn around, but wait, there's a massage parlor right there. So we go in, we get a massage, we go to the store, we have sushi, and then we hike back home. That's awesome. That's awesome. I like the way you think. If you're going to hike, make it a good one. I'll just wait for you back at the house. I'll let you do all the hiking. I'll wait at the house. Mason, where can we find you on Twitter, on Facebook? I'm at TheMasonReese. I'm also on Facebook. What are you? The Mason Reese? No, just Mason Reese. Mason Reese? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then there's a picture of me with five half-naked women. Oh, boo-hoo. Boo-hoo for you. That must have been tough to go through. Me, Sammy Phillips, and a few other girls. Oh, boo-hoo. Oh, I love Sam. I've known Sammy since probably 90, 91. I love her. And we can find Dylan, X-X-X-Dylan, capital R. Dayton, Dayton, Dayton, Dayton, like the city, Dayton, like the city. D-A-Y-T-O-N. That's okay. That's okay. You were so close. My nephew's middle name's Dylan. I take it as a compliment. Don't overshare. So, X-X-X-Dayton R on Twitter. Do you have a website? They can find you at? No website, but you can book me through Ideal Modeling. Are you with Ideal? I'm with Ideal Image Modeling. I love, we just had T-Reel on Thursday. Oh, I love T-Reel. Oh, you missed it, Tina. We had a hand job. You did? We did have a hand job. Oh, I'm jealous now. We had a hand job on Thursday. Did T take it? Oh, he took it. From who? Kiana Bradley. Darn. Kiana Bradley. You can always schedule a hand job for me anytime you want. I, I, I, Well, now you tell me. We've got three minutes left of the show. No, no, no, no, no, no. But we'll, I'll sit, I'll sit next, I'll sit, I'll sit next to our guest. I'll even, I'll even use my left hand if I have to. Mason, are you coming back? Now he is. I don't think, unfortunately. I don't think a hand job in public is probably Mason's cup of tea. Would you go that far, Mason? Not with cameras, but with public, yeah. I mean, so, but not cameras. No, no, no. We wouldn't have it on camera. It would be, that would be. Why not with cameras? I don't know. Because I'm starting my own production company. It's a line you can't cross. I could pretend to do it. Joke, joke, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. It's my hand under the table and he's acting. Yeah, but I'm, I'm going to be producing a sitcom. Yeah, you can, no, let's not. Mason's mainstream Hollywood and graced us with his presence today, came to the show. But I love this world, though. Thank you for coming. Believe me, I do. It's a really fun world. Now, what's coming up next for you? Well, like I said, I'm putting my production company together, coming back in January to shoot the pilot. Which they then call proof of concept, which you then take to the networks and you pitch it. Oh, we're done. Okay. That's what we're doing. Good for you. We wish you lots of love. Thank you. Will you come back on the show, please, again? I will, absolutely. I will probably be back mid-December, probably for about two to three months. Now, my birthday's December 14th, so you might want to come back by then. Capricorn. That's right. I love Capricorn. Are you Capricorn? Are you Capricorn? No, I'm Sagittarius. I'm Sag. No, I'm a Sag. First of February. You're a Sag as well? No, Aries. Oh, Aries. When's your birthday? March. April 11th. April 11th. I'm Pisces. I'm Pisces. March 11th. March 18th. And you guys... Andy says his birthday is April 11th. No, really? Yeah, yeah. My grandmother's birthday is April 11th. Okay, April 11th is a really good day. No, why not? It stands for 4-1-1. Daisy Ducati? Oh, it was Daisy Ducati that did the handjob. Awesome. So sorry. I was so close. Oh, you're right. It was Daisy. I like handjobs. I like giving handjobs. Aren't they awesome? I like giving blowjobs too. But handjobs are even safer and it's like... Oh, yeah. I heard this the other day. I'm stealing it as mine. I don't do one-night stands. I hold auditions and you didn't get a callback. It's my favorite. I love that. And I like handjobs because it's completely safe. You're completely dressed. I put on a glove and so I don't even have to worry about being unsanitary and then I can find out do I like your dick? Do I like how you receive pleasure? Do I think, okay, we can have fun with this? I like a guy because sometimes a guy, you can tell a lot by how a guy takes a freaking handjob. How about, like, sometimes like that. You're slow. Yes. Oh, for sure. Sometimes you got two hands. Sometimes the fingers just going up and down. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Oh, yeah. Finger or... The Pez move, right? The Pez move. Tongue in the pee-pee hole. Oh. That can scare some guys but some guys love that. My guy doesn't like it. I still do it. I'm a big deep-throater. Awesome. Oh, deep-throater. That's one of my favorites. I do my best but if I can't get all the way down, I'm not gonna puke on your dick. I don't have gag reflex. You and Gina Fine, two of you. That makes two in porn. No gag reflex and then I get the stringers. You must do great with those big ginormous dicks that I can't get. What do you do with your molars? How do they... I just... I'm like a snake. Awesome. That's a skill. That's a skill that I'm not... Ask Anthony about my blowjobs. Here, we have some right here. You can really throat fuck her? Yes. Wow. Sometimes. Wow. I sometimes don't like... Yeah. But no matter what, the blowjob is outstanding. Did I just completely mess up on the time? The show... No? Okay, the show is over. Okay. Oops. I want to thank everybody for coming in today. It was really fun. I'm looking at the clock going, what happened? We've got an hour and 35 minutes left. I know I didn't fuck up that bad. Thanks for tuning in. Thank you, Nina Hartley. Thank you, Sparky. Thank you, Stevie. Thank you, Anthony. Thank you so much. And thank you. Thank you. Thank you for coming in. Awesome. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me. Find the pussy book. Oh, yeah. Come on back tonight. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. 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