400 Blows in studio, burger adventures, zombie stories

I shit my pants last night. I did. Went out and had a great meal, just a great fucking meal. I had to go to the bathroom, so bad in the car. I'm going, Trout, who are you? I got shit. I had fucking shit in my pants. I'm good twice a year for that. When was the last time you shit your pants? Me? Yeah. Been a while? That's been a long time. I was in Vegas a couple years ago. Just an honest to God true story. Staying at the Bellagio. I went over to the Mirage for dinner and met some friends of mine over there. Went to Kokomo's, a great little steakhouse. The guy brings out some fresh crab legs. He just came in, I got to give them to you guys. I'm eating them. Then we go play gamble a little bit. I had a tea time early in the morning. So I said, look, I got to get going. I'm walking back to the hotel. I get three quarters of the way out of the lobby. All of a sudden I go, oh, fuck. And I'm standing here like this. I got my butt pinched so fucking, I'm fucked. I can't move. All of a sudden, you know, felt all right. I went just like this. Water. I had some food poisoning from the crabs. Take off my leather jacket. Tie it around my waist. I'm just standing there and it's just running down my leg. I got jeans on black bucks, no socks. And I just start fucking walking. Every time I'm walking something's coming out. It's water, straight fucking water. Then just how sick I was. Tell you how sick I was. I said, Larry, you won't believe this. I'm standing outside the fucking blage. I can't move. I got shit everywhere. I shit all over myself. And Larry's about a 48 waist. So he brings me over a pair of pants and then some towels and some towels. And some towels and some towels. And some towels and some towels. And some towels and some towels. And so he then he comes over and he meets me where I'm telling where I'm standing. He finds the closest bathroom. When you go up the escalator and go into the fuck. I can't get in the elevator. So. So he goes in. He finds the closest bathroom in the lobby of the hotel. And then I get in the escalator and he kind of sounds like he dropped something. So no one gets behind me. Tells me where it is. I go in there. He goes and gets the towel all wet for me. Throws it over the fucking stall. I take off all my fucking clothes. Just wipe off. Leave my. Shoes. Left my shoes. My pants. Everything right there. The towels right there in the stall. And I'm walking barefoot with my shirt and his pants that are 48 waist through the lobby like this. Midnight. Got up in the morning. Took the perfect double tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who's the pitchers in this game? Sure. Sure. Hi. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live. Fuck it. It's the More Music Radio Pod. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. On skidrow.la. Fucking thing sucks. In five, four, three. Hey, what's going on everybody? It's the More Music Radio Pod. It is Thursday, May 19th and this is episode seven. All right. Yeah. Golf claps. Golf claps. Yeah. Tonight our guests will be 400 Blows. We got Scott and Scott from 400 Blows. Hi, Mom. That's Alexander and Martin. Hello. And we got Lee in studio. Lee from the Pinata Hour that you can catch every Wednesday at seven o'clock. And we have Jeremy controlling the whole shit. What's going on, Jeremy? Yo, what's up? What's going on? Yeah, man. So last week we had Stab City and those guys were pretty cool, man. I've always liked their band. And it's always good to just see a good band. Yeah. Especially nowadays when it's just a sea of just like shit. You know what I mean? And it's good to know them. And they were cool dudes too, man. The drummer Bobby was telling us about his burger adventure and shit. He was trying to eat a burger. This is like a skinny dude. Picture this skinny dude, whatever. And he's like, I'm going to have a burger every day and I'm going to document them. And I think he's like on day 56 or 57 or something. And he kind of went through burgers and stuff. And the bass player, Dan. Yeah. And Dan, aside from being a good bass player, he was actually like a paramedic and he helped like all these people and stuff. And he did that for a few years, he was telling us. And there was like, I guess like it got too much for him. He got like post-traumatic stress and all this stuff. And here's a clip of why he quit being a paramedic. What made me stop was that I always was really good, at least I thought I was, with separating work from my real life. Because I just would say it was at work. But then one day actually I was dropping off some drums or picking up some drums from Bobby's house. He lives when he was living near MacArthur Park and it was Halloween and he had an alleyway behind his house and I dropped off the drums. We were about to play like what was going to be one of our biggest shows ever down at Alex's bar in Long Beach with Spinnerad and some other bands. Yeah. And I was driving away and I saw like a clump in the road. I was like, what's that? Is that a homeless guy sleeping? I was like, I don't know. It looks like a Halloween joke that popped in my head immediately. So I backed up out of the alley and I was like, I have to go see what was up. I got a really bad vibe. So I drove around, found it and it was a dead guy. It was a hit and run. Like it was obvious he was dead. So I really couldn't do anything. And people had been passing him for 45 minutes. Man, people don't give a shit, man. Yeah, they just don't care. Dude, not in that neighborhood. That was a fucked up neighborhood. Yeah. So I called the police and all that. And that is the reason I quit because I felt like it really, like that sent me in a crazy spiral. You know, like PTSD, all sorts of really heavy stuff. Really? Because I felt like the, you know, like there's a saying when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you. Right, right. So I kind of had to do it. I kind of had that feeling like it was starting to chase me at that point. Right. Oh man, what a crazy fucking job, man. Could you imagine fucking working and fucking just seeing the worst shit every fucking night? Absolutely not. So you, Scott, you were listening to that and you told me that you kind of had the same thing, right? Oh yeah, we did. We did. We were coming, we were done from a show in San Diego and we were driving down the street and there's this dude just all laying in the middle of the street jacked up. And I thought it was some drunk dude who was just coming home from the bar. And he was like, fuck it. This looks like a good place to lay down. So I walked up and I was like, hey, hey dude, you're in the middle of the street. Get up. You're drunk. And he didn't say anything. He didn't say anything. So they're like, everyone in the band's like, what's up with him? And I'm like, I don't know. Let me nudge him a little bit. And I nudged him and he didn't move. I was like, fuck. Did he feel hard? This dude is really drunk. And then I kind of kicked him over and half his head just come apart. Like a car ran over his head. Oh my God. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. That's insane. I was a little drunk. So I was like, oh, you don't want to see this. Don't get out of the van. And then some lady pulls up and she's like, is he dead? Is he dead? And I'm like, yeah, lady, he's dead. Can you take care of this? Because we're a little drunk, man. We don't want to be a part of this. I just wanted to get the fuck out of there, man. She was just crying and we just took off because we didn't hit the dude, but we didn't want to be there when the cops came. And I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. you know, like, I don't see how you could do that and be able to just like take that on in your life and stuff. And I kind of commended him for it. And, you know, in fact, he even mentioned too, he's like, you know, I went from, you know, that and, you know, I quit that because it was too much. He goes, but then he jumped into like disaster relief and he like helped out with Hurricane Katrina. And he was talking about like helping out in Haiti after the earthquake. He said it was complete devastation. You know, it's just like the whole city is in a shambles. He was saying that like there's two million new like homeless people. And, you know, these people didn't really have a good quality of life to begin with, you know. And so, you know, he had to help out over there. And something weird came up to like the zombies came up. Have you heard of like, you know, there's, you know, the zombies in the movie. Yeah. Yeah. And he said that he saw a zombie in Haiti. I saw a zombie. Really? I swear. But, you know, for them, zombies are different than our zombies. So what kind of zombie did you see over there? Zombies for them are like people. It wasn't one of those fucking fast fucking Olympic sprinter zombies. He started running at me and screaming. Yeah. Oh, I hate those zombies, man. I was at a homeless camp because I would go to a different homeless camp every day. And across the river, there was a guy walking around just carrying stuff all day, hours. And one of the guys in the camp I was at was like, oh, I'm going to go to a homeless camp. And he was like, oh, I'm going to go to a Look, it's a zombie. You know, you've seen your first zombie. It's like, whoa. He's like, yeah, he's had a spell cast on him and he now is in servitude to somebody else. That's like, they're kind of zombie. So there's like some special mineral. I can't remember, but it smells really bad. And they would, you know, use it to cast a spell on people and kind of make them their slaves. Wow. So you do believe it's a zombie or is it just like some kind of drug induced like state that they do? Um, it's a, who knows, right? It's a drug induced state, but drug, those drugs don't last for, you know, weeks and weeks and weeks. Well, if it looks like a zombie and it walks like a zombie, shoot it in the head. Fuck it. Yeah, man. Those guys are cool. Do you know those guys? You play shows with them? Who are they? Stab City. We don't know. I know we know who they are, but we don't know them. You guys should fucking hook up a show with them, man. Those guys are really fucking cool. Yeah, that would be an insane show. I will go for that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you talking about the guys? Yeah, man, so it was fun having those guys in And I want to make sure that I say to go see those guys And follow the drummer Bobby Vega's burger adventure He's doing that right now But tonight we have 400 Blows in studio We have Lee from Bastidas We have Jeremy, the founder of Skid Row Studios And we're going to play a couple songs Sitting in the corner in his jacuzzi right now Yeah, man, he's fucking with the cigar shit He loves cigars, man Cuban shit, he has the real shit too, man Got a bottle of Night Train in one hand A big gold chain We're going to bust out that bottle One tooth with a diamond in it We're going to play a couple songs And we'll be back with 400 Blows At the More Music Radio Pod Hold up, wait a minute You got the right bitch Hold up, hold the fuck up Hold up We're going to do a format format Cause I'm the kind of deal Cause I'm the kind of deal I'm selling my parents' hunger And the ads make money, money And just to make my body whole And I ate another pizza And I ate another pizza And I ate another pizza And I went all out that Sunday And I went all out that Sunday But it's like my body whole And I But it's like my body whole Cause I'm the kind of deal Cause I'm the kind of deal Cause I'm the kind of deal The kind of deal The kind of deal The kind of deal There's always from a world That wasn't me I can't see when I'mמןin' on a train I'm in panic There's many people That I'mמןin' when they do Injustice,מןin' when they do There's always from a world That wasn't me There's always from a world That wasn't me There's always from a world That wasn't me I don't like to be saved by you Just consider me lost at sea I found myself a dream And I caught into the shape of a woman Signed her with the perfect lips I kiss them every night But I'm all the same Every day I get a feeling when I know You are the one turning in my mind And all I ever think is a shipwreck And I'm a bad dog, get with me guitar solo I don't want to be saved by anyone Just consider me lost at sea Skid Row Dot Los Angeles Yeah, right I like this song I like the bass It just kind of comes in Get the doom in Yeah, let's have it Let's hear a little bit Yeah, mm-hmm Right, right So good Yeah, I'm feeling it now Lava lums It's coming back, all right Yeah, I'm feeling it All right, yeah You know what? Hey, you know what? You are listening to the More Music Radio Pod And we have 400 Blows in studio We have Scott and Scott from 400 Blows What's up, guys? Hi Hi Yeah, man How was the pizza, man? Awesome, thank you so much Yeah, man What's pizza? Define pizza Pizza is a flattened wheel-shaped thing And it has cheese and sauces And you can put all sorts of different toppings And But will it change your life? Yes Yeah, you know, in fact I'm taking a note from Bobby Vega And I'm going to start the pizza adventure I'm going to have a whole pizza every day For the rest of my life See, that you can be okay Burgers, see So, yeah, man The last song that you heard was 400 Blows with Shipwrecked Sailor And before then was Stab City Coliseum Shipwrecked Sailor, man I heard that in Telediga Nights Yeah, it was there It was in that movie Yeah, man Right when he crashes his car How did you get that song in there? We found it on MySpace I went and saw the movie And there it was, so I said, I might have to get paid for this So I called a lawyer A mite? I called a lawyer And he made sure that happened And now I They were just waiting for you to call them Let's just say it's really nice to live in a mansion I now have 10 wives And a gigantic jacuzzi Yeah, and when you die, You're gonna have 47 virgins, man It's pretty cool All you gotta do is blow yourself up Into pizza toppings Into pizza toppings So how did you get that? Did they approach you and they say No, they approached this label that we were on That we were no longer on, actually And asked them We found out through MySpace We saw comments like Congratulations on Telediga Nights So are you serious? You guys didn't even know they placed it? No, no The old label sold it to them Kind of without conferring with us first So the movie came out And then there it was But then we straightened it all out We're all, you know What label was it? They were It's not a label anymore You know, I don't wanna You know, I don't wanna get all Come on, man Don't get uptight on the More Music Radio pod These guys meant well They just didn't know what they were doing at the time And I prefer not to, you know I don't get on the radio and start, you know Pounding on people It's not my thing Yeah, man Unless they want to be pounded on Yeah Well, you know, if people are asking for it Then you pound on them, you know what I mean? But, um Yeah But, I mean, it was cool to at least hear I mean, I didn't know that you guys didn't You guys didn't get paid any money or anything Oh, no, we do now Of course Absolutely You gotta get paid But Did you have to ask them first? Can you pay us, please? No, we had to deal it out to the lawyers Then they Then the movie company takes care of it And they go The cool thing is They wait until like three months after a movie comes out In order to make sure of things like this So it Yeah You know, no one got paid Until Until everything's sorted out Is it a lot of money? Um Like I said, I'm a millionaire I have a million Brazilian dollars You know, no I mean, you don't have to say You don't have to say a number But, you know It's life changing It's not a lot of money But it's more money than you make You know, playing shows Let's just say that Really? Yeah, well, you know Do you guys make a lot of money playing shows? Oh, millions Millions of Brazilian dollars Absolutely Yeah, you didn't see what we did We rolled up in? It was fucking the nicest cab we ever got inside of Are you like us where you go to places? I wish we could have paid them Are you like us when you go to places And you get two drink tickets To split up between all the band members And then maybe you might get like 15 bucks If anything On the way home? Oh, those are the best Because then right after you play You get to beg the bartender for more drinks Because you ran out of tickets Yeah, I love that What you do is you start the band Oh, I shouldn't even say this Yeah, it's one of the tricks that we can do to pull beers It's like a little bit of a thing It's like a little bit of a thing It's like a little bit of a thing And I don't want to say it Because I don't want to burn it for us Are you guys playing a lot of shows right now? Depends on what you mean by a lot Well, a lot like meaning like Well, just tell me how often are you playing? Like when's your next show? I would say, you know It seems like on the average once a month But we'll probably wait until our record comes out In I think early September Before we play again The next show will probably be at the record release party Yeah, man And we got a special surprise on the More Music Radio pod You guys brought in two tracks from your new album Yes Sickness Sickness and Health is the name of the record Awesome And do you want to say the name of the label that it's on? Can you say it? Yeah, this one They're called ORG Original Recordings Group Oh, cool And they've specialized in reissuing like 180 gram vinyl Of older bands in the past And I guess they did well And they decided they wanted to start putting on original bands And they're super sweet guys And it's kind of cool to be on their label And see what happens Cool, man Yeah And when is that? When is that coming out again? I don't know August 23rd August 23rd When's the record release show? And what spot are the Mormons playing? That's what I want to know That's why you had us on this show Right, yeah That's why I finally got you fuckers in here That's a shitty thing to do, man I can tell you guys When the fuck are we going to play a show, man? Come on I always take the ice cream Who books the shows? Who books the shows? And what places do you like to play at? Don, what's his name? Cheeto Yeah, Cheeto He books the shows He books the shows He books the shows He books the shows He books the shows He was Rocket in Colors Don Delaway is actually Yeah Don Rickles He books all our shows I'm like, why are we How can we play in Vegas so much, man? Sick of Vegas I could just picture that He's like He's like, your mother said I want to go on vacation Take me somewhere I've never been He said How about the kitchen? Is that Rickles? Yeah I don't know It might have been somebody else Don Rickles is funny I heard that on the movie The Good Fellow I like that movie I like Don Rickles in Dirty Work, man You ever see that with Norm Macdonald? He's amazing in everything he does You know what's the best thing to do ever if you're like, ever, you know, drunk and kind of bored? Don Rickles interview on YouTube and just like, just go down the rabbit hole Yeah, it doesn't matter which one He fucks with everybody so hard It's amazing No matter how old he is He's fucking great And he's so cool too, man I heard him on Howard Stern He's really like, kind of like a laid back The funniest guy in the world, man Do you listen to Howard? I do not Oh, okay It was a really good interview with him My friend tells me when Beetlejuice is on That's the only time I listen Yeah, man, I love Beetlejuice too Yeah, he's my hero He's really great His Twitter is my favorite thing in the world Do you guys listen to radio or is radio dead? Is it all about skidroad.la now? I listen to comedy radio all the time on my computer Yeah? Yeah I just listen to Bill Collectors when they call me up Oh, those guys rule Yeah What do you mean, portfolio recovery? I know I owe you money But can we talk for just a little bit? What did Cat Williams say? He's like, I just tell him the truth You'll never ever see this money Bye Yeah, someone called me today It was like for my eye appointment And she's like, oh, hi, can I speak to Vincent? You know, whatever And I'm like, who is this? Like, oh, it's Dr. So-and-so from the eye place I'm like, oh, hey, what's going on? You know what I mean? Yeah Yeah, man I was prank called the other day And I was really happy about it But I answered in my Bill Collector voice Because I didn't recognize the number What's your Bill Collector voice? How'd you answer it? I mean, you know, most of the time it's like Hello, sir Like, just a ridiculous accent The Bill Collector with a monocle Yeah Oh, oh, okay You have to pay your bills, chap What was the number again? Your name is Troy Splendid Troy You must pay your bills And I always say, oh, yeah, he'll be home Between the hours of 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. Or like, you know, just weird hours If they won't call me They'll just have their own mission You just gotta You just gotta You know, they'll call you Oh, bummer They called you, you know, in the middle of the afternoon While you're sitting on your couch in your underwear Eating a bowl of ice cream Crying on yourself Yeah You know, have a conversation with them You're not just gonna collect my bills Well, no one else is calling me Today, we're gonna get to know each other Yeah, man, that fucking terrorizing telemarketers CD Is pretty cool, man Where they just sit all day waiting for Bill Collectors to call Or salespeople And they just fuck with them It's fucking so hard It's so funny I love those kids I think phone calls are the best thing ever I love those kids that come up to your door And try to sell you a newspaper And they tell you how it's gonna help their life out And then they And you're like, man, that newspaper Everybody's on the computer these days Everything's online And then you start telling me about how it's gonna help his life out And how if you don't buy it You're gonna ruin his life Yeah, yeah, yeah We're just trying to get a trip to Disneyland and stuff You know, we had to sell this whole box of things By the end of it, you're like, I'm sorry, dude I killed you By the end of it, you're like, I'm sorry, dude Buy this peanut brittle for fucking $7 You know, it's like two pieces Probably a guy in a van with a rifle Steady at his head He's trained at his temple He's like, please, just Yeah, man So yeah, so you guys are just sitting at home Do you guys got day jobs, man? You guys got a day job in it? Or how are you guys making your money? That's more of a night job Not very good, yeah Some of the best in the, you know They're determined Yeah Determined, but Although the good prostitutes are on the corner in daylight, man You know, you just gotta kind of weed them out, you know I'm blind So yeah, man, when's your next show? When are you playing again? We don't have a next show Record release is probably gonna be your next show Yeah Which is yet to be determined With the Mormons We'll put it on all the All the proper pages and everybody will know, I'm sure Yeah, man, Facebook it, man And, you know, we'll see you next time No Tweeter, you guys tweeter? Scott does I have to be in charge of it Yeah The other I don't know what So you're the guy that's in charge of like all the sending out Yeah, okay, cool You do like all the graphics and stuff Make the flyers and shit It's cool Yeah, if ever I join a band or anything Or start a band It's always like, hey, guess what you get to do The website and everything Yeah, it's cool Ever get any extra Telediga Nights money for that, dude? No, never ever No, no, no This guy knows how to do everything on the computer Yeah, thank you The only thing I know how to do on the computer Is check my email And crumble crackers And find free streaming porn That's about it Where do you go for your porn, man, on the internet? Where don't you go? It's CNN, usually I get a couple of good knocks out of that You know you have a go-to site, man You just want to fucking whack one out real quick Bill O'Reilly, Fox Yeah, baby I get all over I get all juicy on that shit Bill O'Reilly, open up your site Open up our show, man, it's cool Did you hear Jon Stewart just tear him a new ass the other day? Yeah, I saw that I just love it when that happens Hey, did he ever rewrite it and do it live? What do you mean? On that clip He's like, oh, no, no, no He just said, fucking do it live And then he's just like I'll write it That was not improvised Did he ever write it in his head? That's not a script at all That's not what I'm asking Did he ever write it? Like he said, no I'll write it We'll do it live I think he didn't like it because He says, don't write it Yeah, well, because people are trying to rewrite what it said They said, okay, then we're going to do something We're going to play like a sting track And he didn't like how they said it And he's like, fuck it I'll just, I'll write it Don't write it And we'll do it live That guy's about as useless as a blow-up doll Yeah Speaking of blow-up dolls You guys all heard about the rapture coming up? That's right, man On Saturday Yeah, what time is that? The last time I don't know, you know Lunchtime The last time that guy predicted a rapture to happen He miscaged Yeah, yeah It was like back in the 90s or the 80s He said it twice, right? Some chick was riding down the highway in her car And she saw all these bodies flying up into heaven So she opened up her sunroof and jumped out of her car In the middle of the highway While traffic was going And it turns out that there was like a prop truck in front of her With a bunch of blow-up dolls under a tarp And the tarp came off And the blow-up dolls all blew up And the sky That's a good one Oh my God What an idiot You can try to catch one on your cock There's a sport That's like a carnival game, man I know I heard this lady the other day I was listening to one of the Christian stations I heard this lady She's like, I have surgery coming up soon And I was thinking, why do I need surgery? Because on the 21st, I'm going to get my new body Oh yeah, my body with Christ Oh Those people are so good It's just so good It's scary, man Unbelievable People are fucking totally into that shit And outside of LA especially You guys don't understand Intelligence isn't really an important quality in the world today Obedience Now there's something you can make some money off of Yeah, man They keep you in a trance, man You know, like with American Idol And fucking Hot Housewives or whatever Yeah You know what? Like, I got to say that You know, you can watch those kind of things As kind of like a spectator Just like, look at what everything's become Look at these fucking idiots, you know Yeah, but then after hour 10 of watching Celebrity Apprentice Like, oh shit, what happened to me? Yeah, your fucking brain is coming out of your nose You should never do that You should never let that bum you out Just mix yourself a margarita Put on some Mardi Gras beads, you know And just watch your TV You know, have a party I got some extra Mardi Gras beads hanging out, man Who doesn't? You need to use them Hanging on the fucking doorknob and shit Looks like we're Sounds like we're getting a call to the More Music Radio pod We're going to see who is on the line Sell the car, sell the kids, honey Hitro.com Yeah, man So while Jeremy's lining that up, man Fucking, let's see Are we getting somebody right now? Did you want to go on the air? Yeah, well, you know what? Before we take a call Before we take a call Why don't we play a couple more songs? And we'll be right back Yeah, we can just make that guy wait Well, you know what? Is he ready to go? All right, let's just take him We could do anything There's no fucking rules here on this show, man You know what I mean? You can fucking whip it out And start whacking it off and stuff We're not going to say shit I'd really like that It's Kelly, man Come on, man Kelly from Seattle Kelly from Seattle You are on the air Hola, quiero I think I know this, Kelly Is this Spacey K? Yeah Hey, what's happening, man? This is Kelly Spacey K from 8-Bit fame Hi Oh, yeah What's up? What's going on, man? You're up in Seattle now Miss you, man Come home Come home to us 400 Blows is wondering where you're at Do you want to hear my ringtone? Oh, shit What's up, dude? 400 Blows in the studio Yeah, man What's going on, Kel? Nothing You sound pretty fucked up right now Am I right? I think you're doing just fine If I know anything about you, man The odds are you probably have had a couple things It's kind of funny It's funny because we're completely sober Yeah Hey, Kelly Y'all don't know nothing about me Hey, Kelly Real quick That album you just made with With Crack Home, man What's the URL for that? That means web address I think it's the band camp Crack Home Yeah, look for Crack Home on Band Camp What are you up to, Kelly? Kelly, are you high, man? No Are you drunk? No one wants to incriminate themselves He sounds so relaxed Hey, man, why would I want to be high, man? He's right Hey, man, how's Seattle, dude? What's going on up there? I'm just, uh A lot of grunge Coincidentally, the birthplace of grunge music He's hanging out with a gnome in the front yard somewhere Oh, man Oh, man I fucking love Kelly Crawling into the kitchen That's great I love you, gnome You know, just have a thought in my head Don't have anything to say about anything Well, dude, I mean I don't know if you guys know, man That's great for radio I don't know if you guys know this guy, man I mean, you may have your opinions No, he sounds cool, though But, like, Kelly Kelly is one of the guys Who's one of the driving forces in 8-Bit, man I don't know if you guys got into those guys The music? Yeah, the little guy Girl in the band Actually, a friend of mine Yeah She has a show She has a show, actually It's gonna be tomorrow, right? The LaFrost and Moe show Check it out Tomorrow night Chud's gonna be in the studio Who in India? Chud is gonna be in tomorrow On the LaFrost and Moe show So you guys gotta tune that Oh, sounds nice Yeah, man Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers Hitroad.com So, Kelly, do you have a question? One of our best Pizza Hut.com You got a question for 400 Blows, man? Yeah Alright, go for it Sack I wanna know What's the difference between 400 Pulp? Wait, hold on Wait, hold on I think I got an answer to that 400 Pulp is way different It's called Pulpy Okay, go for it Take it again We're no Pulp I wanna know What's the difference between 400 Blows and Leopold? What's the difference? Well, hey, you know what? We got a Leopold song coming up, too Man, what a coincidence What? Have you guys ever been compared to that band? You remember Leopold? Never Oh, yeah I knew those guys Yeah, yeah I don't know I've never heard them Eddie Rivas has a studio in Lincoln Heights Called Total Annihilation Studios And that's where we recorded our EP You know what the difference is, man? One's chocolate, one's vanilla And which one are you? Chocolate, of course Raspberry flavor Some people like vanilla, man And it's just a flavor You know what I mean? Raspberry flavor See, that's the thing It's just all about taste People like vanilla if you mix it Raspberry flavored They will never eat it straight Have you ever heard anything like that? You have to mix it with strawberries Did you guys get compared to that band? Never Never, but Never George and Eddie are friends of mine Yeah And we did a couple of shows with them Back in the early days 400 flavors? I keep asking them to fucking bring those guys back, man But, you know, people already have families and shit And they're all Oh, that band's not playing anymore? Yeah, yeah That band's not playing anymore But they're a really fucking cool band Like back in the When Mr. T's was a fucking cool place to be Yeah, yeah Yeah, man Al's Bar Day This is when I remember them from If anybody on here remembers Al's Bar Oh, yeah Oh, yeah We played our first show at Al's Bar Yeah, we played it Yeah, that place is a magic kingdom for some Yeah, man Mm-hmm We played with Green Jelly Or Green Jello Hey, you guys You guys played it with Get Hustle, right? What? You guys opened it for Get Hustle? I don't remember that It's possible I think so I don't remember a lot of shows Yeah It was a good show Part of the FX of doing mushrooms before you play Yeah Yeah That seems awful And or whatever Anybody else hands you right before the show What kind of stuff do you like, man? What kind of shit you fuck around with? Oh, God Man, everything, you know? Like lately, I've just been listening to like Sam Cooke You know, but Fuck, I don't know, you know? I like all kinds of shit I like The Birthday Party Nick Cave's first band a lot Uh-huh Sorry I like, um Uh Do you just chop it up into lines? Or you just Oh, don't worry about it, man He's talking about drugs, dude Oh, drugs You think of a shit what you listen to? Yeah Oh, drugs, dude I don't do drugs I'm sorry I like this guy, man Everybody That's why you're in charge of this shit I like you, too You know what I mean? Yeah, dude Scott introduces reality back to me Yeah I unfold it a little at a time Just give him peeks Because I don't want to hurt his heart Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah You guys are talking to Pete, our ex-bass player of the Mormons. He moved to Seattle for a chick. You ruined the band, Pete. You ruined the band. You ruined the fucking whole band. Way to go, asshole. He's trying to get over it and stuff, you know. I'm just kidding. You're not an asshole. Are you? He's not. He's actually not. He's a really fucking good dude. Cool. I'm responsible. I'm calling to get Kelly's connection, dude. Yeah, man. So you're up in Seattle, too, man. What's going on with you in Seattle? We got to get in Seattle. Is everything okay up there? Why are all our friends moving to Seattle? What the fuck? Is that a cool place? You guys like that place? Yeah, it's cool. Apparently it's hydroponic up there right now. So what's up, Pete, man? You want to talk to 400 Blows? No. Hey. Hey. What's up? I don't know, man. I don't really have anything to add. To what? Well, good thing you called up a radio show, Pete. I mean, you were really good with your first call. Dude, I'm just calling to support, man. Thanks, man. Thank you very much. Dude, I signed up for Bobby's burger adventure. Oh, you did? Yeah. What do you think about those burgers? You should join him. Dude, there's some good burgers up here, man. Some of them have cucumbers and stuff. I want to get a Yorkshire. I want to get a York. Dude, why don't you be the Seattle arm of the fucking burger adventure, dude? That's why I joined his blog, dude. I'm going to set him up. So when he comes to Seattle, he'll have like five different places he can go to. Yeah, fatten him up, too, man. He's a thin dude. I want to see if we can get a thin dude turning fat. Fat as me. No, it'll just be us fat dudes getting fatter. You're not fat. You're just as godly. Get fatter? Talk about it. Thanks, man. Slightly overrated. Yeah. My mom would say, you know, just tell him you're husky. You know, and they'll get off your back. You're just living it up. It didn't really work too well, but, you know, whatever. Well, cool, Pete. Thanks for calling in, man. I think he said his name was Pete. Yeah. Yeah, man. So this is our buddy Pete from Seattle. What's up, Pete? Yeah, man. What happened? Pete's gone. All right, Pete's gone. Bye, Pete. Fuck it, Pete's gone. God damn it. I hope we... So what's going on with you guys, man? What do you guys want to talk about, man? Is there anything that's brewing up in your lives personally? You got this new record coming up. You're thinking about some shows. No. You're going to be in Talladega Nights Part 2. This time you're going to know about it. I just want to back... I just want to rewind everything, back everything up, and just become a baby again. Well, that's actually what's happening, right? When you get older. I just want to start over. No. That's what's going on in my life. I'm trying to figure out how to start over. You know, when you get to the age of where you have to get, like, get changed and stuff, you know? I miss when slobbering was cool, you know? When you're just like... Walk in with chocolate all over your face. You just go, huh? Should I rule? I don't know. Can you dig where I'm coming from? I can dig where you're coming from, man. My fucking back hurts, man. I don't know about you guys, but I'm fucking falling apart. You must be an old man. Yeah, an old fat man. It's either that or spending too long in bed. Have you ever done that? To where you get back pain from being in bed too long? Yeah, and the bed sores, man. If they get infected... They're hard to, you know, whatever. Me being the tender age of 22 and buff, I don't experience these things. I have to have my girlfriend turn me, you know, every, like, 24 hours or something. Or is she turning you into dudes? She's like, I want to see you with another guy. Turned you. And I'm like, you know what? I got the hottest guy caught into the studio. He's a singer of this really cool band, and I'm going to try to bring him home tonight. Is this a setup for a song? I don't think it's going to happen. Is that a setup for a song you're about to play? Yeah, man. Hey, you know what? We're going to... In fact, like, we're going to jump to a couple of songs, and we got another call. We're getting calls right at the break, but anyway, we're going to let you through and talk to 400 Blows. Caller, you're on the air. Yeah, I got a question for you guys. All right, what's up? Which guys? When you guys played at Spaceline with Unsane? Yes. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Did any one of you guys lose, like, a fat bag of meth? Uh... No. I heard about that, though. No, it wasn't us, but somebody did, and then somebody found it and went into the bathroom. Oh, really? Oh, my God, because I found it. Oh, really? I'm the one that found it. All right. How are you? Are you okay? I'm all right. It was... I didn't do it, but I was just like, whoa. That's really crazy, because somebody else found a bag as well and went into the bathroom thinking it was Coke, and then it was, like, 10 people that were just, like, really sad. Yeah. Yeah, because that will really... You can tell right away. I could tell. Yeah, but it got to, like, 10 people. Like, it was... Like, they were just like, ow! And... I thought it was Coke. I was like... I looked to the floor and... Don't do drugs, man. Hey, man, it wasn't mine, dude. I don't do crystal meth around people. Yeah, I know. Just alone. It would just make me want to, like, lock myself up into a dark corner for 16 hours at the bar. And you did, right? I just want to tell you, though, I think it's really amazing, though, that you just pick up drugs off the ground and just do them. Who wouldn't do that? I didn't do that. That's actually the best way to do drugs. You're like, I don't know what this is. Hey, I found this powder. I'm going to put it up my nose and see if it's meth or if it's Coke. Hey, look, this is green and there's fire coming out of it. Dude, look it. He's tangled again. Maybe I can put it in my butt. This fucking guy's tangled again. How the fuck does that work? I keep getting tangled. It is. Scott keeps tangling. That's so funny because it's two different bags of meth. Because I'm riding around in the studio. Well, hey, it's me, Bobby, from The Burger Adventure. Hey, what's up, dude? Hey, Bobby. What day is it, man? Did you break it or are you still going strong? Thanks for doing my meth, bro. You're at 59? I think so, yeah. Congratulations, man. That's awesome. I'm doing a bunch of internet shit right now. So what was your last burger, man? Where'd you have it? The last one was The Fix. It's right there on Hyperion. And it's delicious. You got a picture of it? Oh, dude, do you want a good burger recommendation? There you go. Yes, I do. From 400 Blows? Yeah. Hi, my name's Scott. Yes, please. Nice to meet you, by the way. Yeah, it's really great. The Chateau Lanes Bowling Alley. It's in Korea. Oh, yeah. Dude, the fucking cheeseburgers there are retarded good. They're really, really good. Oh, my God. That's a great recommendation because I live, like, right near there. Oh, yeah. That place is awesome. It's, like, one of my favorite burgers in LA. I never thought to order food there because, you know. It's totally sketchy looking. It's, like, 18 bad guys working there. Yeah. It looks good. It looks good. It looks good. It looks good. It looks good. It looks like that bartender who stands in the box. I go on Mondays when they have bowling for, like, 20 bucks for, like, four hours. Hey, I place what? I recommend the McDonald's cheeseburger. Make sure you get nine of them, though. I get the McDouble at Big Mac Sauce. That's what I have for lunch. Oh, yeah. Burgers in between the burgers. That was the most pimped McDonald's order I've ever heard. You're up on your shit, man. That's the one that has a burger inside of the burger, right? Oh, yeah. You're up on your shit, man. You know what I mean? That's what you invented. That's a 400-bullet burger right there. Put Oscar's meat inside of duck meat and then inside of fucking buffalo. I got to try the Chateau. Wrap it up with the Neapolitan burger. Hey, hey. Meat is murder, but of animals, so who cares? Hey, by the way, that was just Scott. Scott Martin from Portland. Yeah. Thank you. You guys are awesome. We love you guys so much. Thank you, man. Love you, too. Love you, too, very much. Hey, thanks, Bobby. Hey, let's set up a fucking Chateau. Chateau Lane's fucking bullet on Stab City, 400 blows. You don't even realize, like, twice. I love that place. There's been, like, twice where Stab City almost got to play with 400 blows, and we were just like, it's too good to be true, and of course, it always gets like that. Oh, really? Wow. These guys are hard to get a show with. Yeah, that's not true. I did not know about it at all. They got to really like you. Even less on the site. That's not true. Yeah, we didn't pass the 400 blows. It's like files thrown on their desk, and they're just like, they look at it and they're like, all right, nope. From the desk. Dude, I get files thrown. I get them thrown in my jacuzzi. They're like, no, no. Hey, in that song. They're like, where the fuck did you dig up these guys? And he throws it. In that song. In that song that they played the Stab City song earlier, were you saying over and over and I had another pizza or some shit like that? Yeah, because the song is about like one of. Go ahead. What? No, no, you go ahead. Go ahead. Say that. Yeah, it's about like this guy that keeps eating and eating until he becomes like as big as the universe. Oh, nice. Yeah, that. That sounds like my life. That's fucking right. That's fucking right. That's fucking right. You're writing songs about us, man. Yeah. That's what I like about our band. You can identify with your fucking songs. No, that really stoked me out. I was listening to it. I was like, that's fucking awesome. So. Yeah, it's funny because when we were first writing that song, those were just like the test lyrics. And I was like, no, you have to keep that. Yeah, those are great. Those are fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how the song came. And I love that line. That's like one of my favorite lyrics that we've ever written. This burger could be your life. Yes. That's your favorite. Boom. Hey, Bobby, it was fun having you guys in last week, man. I really appreciate you guys coming in. Yeah, dude. We had a lot of fun. Oh, dude, I think I fucked up this line. Thanks, Bobby. Thanks, Bobby. All right, man. We'll see you guys. All right, Bobby. Yeah, we'll do a show sometime. Hey, Bobby, when is Stab City playing again? Yeah, let's do a show sometime, man. Oh, that's a good. Yeah. Thanks for the plug. Stab City's playing at the Silver Lake Jubilee this Saturday, which is my birthday and the apocalypse. Oh, no. Happy birthday. Hey, stay away from blow up dolls. And it's. We're playing at 830 on the Eagle stage. Oh, cool. I'm going to try to make it out to that. Earlier in the day, we're playing at the Pasadena Japanese fundraiser at the Memorial Park in Pasadena with the Binges and Holy Grail. Nice. So we're doing two festivals back to back. Oh, the Binges. Nice. We're like racing across town. Right on, man. So yeah, check it out. All right, cool, man. Everybody check out Stab City on the day of the apocalypse, man. Take care, Bobby. That's right. It's your time. Later, Bobby. Nice to meet you, man. Yeah, man. So all right. Well. Let's take a break and play a couple songs. And we'll be right back on the More Music Radio Pod with 400 Blows. Don't take this offensively. The More Music Radio Pod. Oh. Did you tell my mom to do that? Skin Road. LA. Oh.! We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. on guitar and you guys are playing through two amps, right? One is like... He never shows up. Do we still have to pay that guy? I don't know. And it's weird because I still call him and I drink with him all the time. But he's just like never at practice. He loves us. He's totally cool. He's a really great guy and we're not about to kick him out. It's his band. He just never shows up. He just never has an event on one show. He's like, hey man, I'm not going to make it tonight. Just play through my amp. He doesn't call. He doesn't even fucking call. I just figure, you know, he's got something going on in his life. That's his business, not mine. He does a lot of session work. As a band member, who am I to get into his personal life? Yeah, no, he's a really fantastic bass player. It's really hard got him. More room on the stage. More room for us to run around and do our calisthenics and the things we do. Well, you do a good job filling in for him, man. You know? It's really good. It sounds great. Thank you. I mean, I just, I can't wait to hear it when you guys get him in when he actually can make it. Yeah, he doesn't even really know the songs. Hey, if you're listening, do you hear them calling? Yeah. The fans? Yeah, if you can hear us, man, just let us know you're okay. It's been a while since you've called. I'm sorry I lost your bag of meth at that show. But that guy found it. It sounds like it went to a good cause. Hey, look, it went to a good home. Bobby, yeah. You don't have to punish us. We didn't do it. Well, he made it himself, so he's attached to it. But you guys are a three-piece and it's a drummer and a guitar player and Scott, Alexander sings, man. Yes. Yeah. And you guys got like a look. You guys are always in black. What is your uniform? Rock, a simple color, rock and roll. I don't know. Fuck. I've been wearing powder blue shirts these days with my, you know, black and white. Something uniform to look nice. Something lace underneath that nobody knows about. Oh, yeah. Who told you? Just a wild guess. Something lace. Something nothing underneath. You got my number fucking cold. Yeah, I got my number I got my number Get loose, baby. So what is the relation to the classic foreign film? Here we go. I worked at a video store. When I came up with the title, I worked at a video store and it was back in the early 90s and all the titles were separated by directors. One of those first like artsy, you know, video stores that made real film buffs feel good when they walked in. And the Francois Truffaut section was there in Foreigner Blows and it's 1959. French film that was kind of, you know, cutting edge. I think to your average kid these days would be a little boring. It's not like ADD like all the movies today. Yeah, it's not in 3D. Fuck it. It's a brilliant film that like when you go to film school, you'll probably have to see. And it's one of the first films of French New Wave. But really, the title of the film is a coming of age term. It's used to describe like a young boy or a woman when they're growing up and they're going through those years of getting in trouble and like pushing people's buttons and nagging them and taking them out. And they say, oh, you know, he or she is just going through their 400 blows. And I thought that was just kind of apropos for a band, you know, it's kind of what you're doing. It's like Terrible Twos, but older. That's cool, man. I never knew that. I read something about that it might have something to do with Clockwork Orange or something. That was our last record, Angels, Trumpets, and Devils Trombones was kind of a line. And if you guys saw Clockwork Orange, there's a scene where he's all out and all dudded up and just feeling like meeting ladies and shit. And he's in a record store and he walks up, he walks up to these two girls that are sucking on lollipops. And he said something like, you know, what you call, I have a horrible accent, to play in your pitiful, you know, I don't know, portable picnic player. And they're like, I don't know. And he's like, why don't, my dears, why don't you come to my house and hear Angels, Trumpets, and Devils Trombones? Okay. I thought that it was just a perfect example of a musical listening experience. And I don't know if the record came off that way to most people, who heard it, but that was my intention of the title was, I don't know, I'm going to call it Angels, just, you know, a nice description of a musical listening experience. You know? So that's where the title of that record came from. That's where the Clockwork Orange reference is. And that was your last record, right? Yeah. That was five years ago. But we have a new one out. Yeah. Hey, man, we know how it feels, man. We haven't released anything in about that many years, too. So it's hard to do, man. So what were you doing in those five years? Did you guys kind of stop for a little while, or? No. You know, just making... Well, there was member changes, and then there was... Just trying to figure out what to do with our earnings, you know, the millions. Yeah, there's that, too. Yeah. Lawyer fees, all that shit. You know, just deciding which island to vacation on. You know, it's... These are things that... These are things that take up my entire days. The royal bathers. Yeah. The royal penis is clean. Whose party I should attend and whose I shouldn't, because, you know... Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I shouldn't attend that party. One may or may not have nudity, you know? Yeah, man. Yeah. Cool, dude. So, five years later, you guys have your new record. Mm-hmm. And what... Is there, like, a concept to that record or anything? Um... Tell us about the title. Sickness and Health. I don't know. It's one thing that means the complete opposite of the other thing. Yeah. I don't know the other thing, but, yeah, they look so good in the same line together. I agree. Um, I guess the record's kind of about that. It's about dealing with, you know, your demons and dealing with overcoming them. I don't know. For lack of a... Or partying them away. To give a very therapeutic description. Mm. You know? You guys are getting remarried or something. Yeah, there you are. Something of that nature. Reacquainted with... I never thought of it that way. Reacquainted with putting a record out, you know? Yeah. So, are these songs like the ones you wrote? Yeah. Yeah. Are these songs like kind of recent, like recently written or... They're all within the last year. Oh, okay. It was... Yeah. It took the new formation of the people in the band to actually... Now it's... Now we... Yeah. It's the first... Once we finally worked together fluidly, then we started writing, and then boom, it came out. But it wasn't until this. It's the first record with Scott and Kevin, the members that have been in the band, the new... The guys that came in after the old guys. Right. A couple years ago. It's the first record that we've put out together, and it's... I'm excited about it. I love all the stuff we've done, but this is, you know, by far sort of my favorite, because it's just kind of... I don't know. There's... It's... I don't really care for it. It's good. I mean, I think it sounds like really... I don't want to get all... It sounds like really powerful, and I like that kind of shit. You know what I mean? It's like a... It's kind of like a fucking kick in the fucking stomach, you know? It sounds good, man. I like it. I approve of it. I love being kicked in the stomach. Yeah. If I didn't approve, it's good. At least you're in the moment when that happens. It's always good to have your approval. Thanks, man. Yeah, no problem, man. Thanks. Imagine if you didn't. I would fucking suck. Who you got playing drums right now? Kevin Fitzgerald. He was in a band. He's been in bands since... He's been in a lot of really great bands. He's a great guy and a fantastic, amazing drummer. Yeah. Yeah, he plays in the Circle of Jerks. He was in Geraldine Fibbers in the 90s and... Further. He's just one of those guys that... Shadowland. Yeah, tons of bands. He's just one of those guys that just... Fantastic. You give him a part and he just starts... His mind just starts going crazy trying to come up with something. Yeah, he's probably one of the better songwriters I've ever met in my life. He's great. Yeah, he's a really good drummer. And he kind of still stuck to the original drummers kind of... I don't think that's the original drummer. It's the style of the band is really what it is. And when you join... When you're in this band, it's a very kind of specific style of music. Uh-huh. I mean, it's endless, the possibilities, but you got to kind of... You're not writing songs like you're writing for... If you were in Motorhead, it's not that kind of band. Right, right. I'm just kidding. You're not going to write something to like a 4-4 beat. You got to sound too, so... Right, right, right. There's a lot of changes and drops and stuff. Yeah, a lot of rhythmic things that are like, oh, this is a little different. And you got to kind of go with that. And so... It's very syncopated. Everyone's... I don't know what that means. It's a style that would come into this band. It's like it's got to realize those issues. Thank you. So who writes the songs? Like Scott. We all do. Yeah? Yeah, we all do. So you bust out the guitar and be like, hey, I got this idea. It's very organic. It happens in a million different ways. I mean, I think that's how it is for everybody. A lot of times it just comes from mistakes, I think. Oh, what was that? You know, you're trying to write a part. And then someone kind of fucks it up a little bit. You're like, oh, oh, yeah, oh, rewind. What was that? Oh, I like that. Let's keep that. You know? And you move on. We do all of our band practices over Skype. Yeah. Have you seen that commercial? Via Skype? That was our idea. I saw that commercial. Yeah. Yeah. We should try that. So that's how we do it. And we usually write like... In the suburbs. Yeah. And we can text each other tablature. Yeah. It's funny because Scott's always in his bedroom, you know? Yeah. And then he's always got dragon pants on. Yeah. Well, I also... Dude, this is Skype, not a show, buddy. Is the drummer playing in the washroom? Is the drummer playing in the washroom? Yeah. Is the drummer playing in the washroom? Is the drummer playing in the washroom? Yeah. Is the drummer playing in the washroom? Yeah. Is the drummer playing in the washroom? Yeah. Great sound in the washroom. It's just all the tiles and the... He's got a... It's a cement floor. Dude, all talk, no rock on this show. What's... Do you guys watch television? Define television. Define what? Does it have people fucking all the time? Well, you're referencing a commercial. They were saying earlier how they were kind of disappointed that Cowell guy is not on American Idol. Now it's Steven Tepp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like Steven Tyler and it's like they think Steven Tyler's so bad. Oh, I haven't paid attention to that. Oh, man. I love Steven Tyler. She is the best thing that ever happened to American Idol. Yeah. She's very pretty. Yeah. She has those dick sucking lips. Them DSLs. I like her tan the most. And Scott Martin, you play in other bands too, right? Yeah. You were telling me earlier. Yeah. You play in Big Business and stuff. A band called Krom. Yeah. And I don't know. We have websites. I don't know. Yeah. Cool. Well, we'll get to the plugs in a bit. Yeah. I know. This is a 400 blows. Plug, lug, lug. Video show. Yeah, man. It's all about 400 blows, man. So you guys got this new album out. Yeah. That's what the rest of the world thinks. Are you guys planning on going on the road? When are you guys going on the road? Probably in August. As soon as the record is released, I think we're going to just fucking go out for as long as possible. As soon as they introduce a van that just got released. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, you know, I just want to go in on that. I need somebody to produce. There's going to be some days that van is not going to run. If we were on tour, though, and a van ran on happiness, wouldn't we be stuck a lot? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There'd be long nights in the middle of Lubbock, Texas just fucking crying. Why won't it start? What are you going to think? It just reinforces the whole thinking positive. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just want to make sure that van runs. Positive mental attitude, man. Kevin... Yeah, man. I got that PMA. Kevin reinforcement... Yeah, let's reinforcement that. ...the PMA on this last tour, and I... It was... It was life-changing. It was great. Yeah, man. You can visualize it... Visualize that it's... I never thought that a 400 Blows tour could go so smoothly. It's really good. I think we have the right crew going on. Positive mental attitude. Like, no matter how fucked you are... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... are somebody else is more fucked than you exactly it could always be worse it could always be worse man yeah you can be in fucking Haiti a zombie and shit we heard about that dude yeah that's so brutal that shit have you seen that thing I don't know never mind you could be a guy I don't know what I do if I saw a zombie I just probably look around for camp for uh for uh you know filming equipment or something no way a real zombie movie this can't be no I'm gonna make the first real zombie movie where's Woody Harrelson well don't get too close that's all I can tell you yeah I don't know and they're slow you know what I mean so you got you got a chance well that was the cool thing about 28 days later is they the zombies finally ran yeah holy shit those weren't but they were they're infected okay no yeah okay is there some kind of I didn't know there was some kind of zombie etiquette I'm sorry I did not mean to be insensitive yeah man I don't like my community will be upset the infected is fine on Hollywood all the time and all kinds of other dumb shit so infected people disease people are fine running around they don't well that you know that was you know Dan O'Bannon's kind of takeoff on this on the zombie genre where it was this is the real thing but zombies they don't need brains they eat you guys want to go see some zombies go to one of those bars right down the street yeah no we are we are actually in the resident evil district of yeah Los Angeles we were here last Thursday it was uh yeah I could relate to that it was like a different kind of zombie Christian Christian Ottergurst fashion zombies were here last week at the art walk man it was so hard to get in here man they're just like oh what happened to down I don't think about that is all those people are going to go on a zombie walk next Thursday fuck yeah let's all take the subway together hey look at all the people asleep oh what oh make sure you have the right transfer we'll get tickets well cool man back to zombies they're they're ghouls okay it's not zombies shit sorry man fuck this guy's a purist man yeah you know I don't want to offend any any you know group or yeah I'm getting a little bit uncomfortable right now to be honest like calling a midget uh uh a dwarf yeah man it's like a slur again I'm removing myself from the conversation It's just I don't want to offend anyone It's like calling a chick abroad Or a tomato Is it? Tomato I gotta tell my girlfriend that I just found something out honey If you guys want to call up and talk to 400 Blows Call 1-800-893-9562 We're going to play a couple more songs And we're going to be back with 400 Blows On the More Music Radio Pod To the More Music Radio Pod From Skid Row Studio In downtown Los Angeles, California At skidrow.la Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod Skid Row Studio Pod It's not too late for me It's not too late for you We're coming live from nowhere And I think we're staying here No need to worry No need to worry right now We're coming live from nowhere And I think we're staying here We might be staying here And if they never come I guess we'll have to Save ourselves We keep, keep, keep on keeping on We keep on waiting for We keep on waiting for Someone else Someone else And if they never come I guess we'll have to Save ourselves Everything went black And now we're sitting here feeling blue They never came to me And they never came to you What are we supposed to do? How are we to make it through? We can't be lost We can't be true There must be something we can do Even if we have to wait There'll be a time to celebrate And if I rescue what they never come I guess we'll have to Save ourselves We'll be back We'll be back We'll be back We'll be back We'll be back We'll be back We'll be back We'll be back Thank you very much. Special thanks to Mark for doing those bumpers for us. Mark in Japan, man. He's listening right now. Yeah. Hi. Sorry about that. So that was another song off our new record called The Rescue Party. Once again, the record's called Sickness and Health. It's about Elph and Titus and hitting children. Really? And it will be sold at every Vons store across California. We've got a Vons exclusivity deal. Look for it next in Starbucks. Right next to the Delicatessen, which makes the best sandwiches on the planet. Here you can buy those. It's going to be also on Redbox. You get one free after every six. We're hoping. That hasn't gone through yet, but we're hoping. Redbox. It's the future of putting out shit. I don't know. Scott, what is that song about again? The Rescue Party. Is that about the guy that you smashed into and told the lady to call the cops? No. Just kidding. That was a really fucked up story, man. Yeah, dude. Dude, you're going back. Back to the beginning of the radio show. But what do you take away from that? This is for the new listeners. I heard it. Barely tuning in. Patrick's into lyrics, man. They're new listeners? The Rescue Party is... They're getting home at 10.30. And if that Rescue Party never comes, I guess we'll have to save ourselves. It's just, you know, that line kind of says it all. It's about not waiting around for somebody else to rescue you, I guess, from whatever it is you need to be rescued from. They're all like human condition type of songs, you know, like being a person type of stuff. It's disgusting. Yeah, I know. Shitting on yourself. Well, that's cool. Yeah. So to one tortured artist to another. Very good. So tortured. Yeah, Patrick's lyrics are about the apocalypse, which is going to happen on Saturday. No, they're not. So tortured. Once again, like when the jets on my jacuzzi don't work. It's tough. You got to wait all day for that fucking guy. You got to call the jacuzzi guy. When my bidet goes out, I got to call the bidet guy again. That's why I've got seven. Yeah, you can't fucking risk it. You can't have just one bidet. It's like a Dorito. Just stacked. Got to wash yourself. Early. I want the soap jet. I mean, I'm working on it. I like patents. And the soap jet is another patent that I have for the bidet. The soap jet? Soap jet. A soap jet. So then you get the soap jet and the water jet. I like the soap shed. Soap shed sounds like a fun place to hang out. Yeah. Well, you know, they do have some pretty cool inventions. Actually, we're going to be playing at the soap shed in about two weeks. That's not in Anaheim. In the Mormons. The Mormons aren't opening, right? I think so. I think so. Well, you better. We go on at 4 a.m. Mormons, corner bows, and Stab City at the soap shed. Yeah. Come check it out. It's on Sunset. It's on the corner of Bidet Street. It's a fucking awesome place. Come down and wash your ass out. Yeah. Horrible attitudes. Overpriced beer. It's fucking awesome, man. No guarantee. No one there. Let's talk about Sunset. Isn't that a great place to... Good lord. Sean Healy. You guys are like, Sunset? What are you talking about? What's that guy, Steve Healy or whatever? That fucking asshole that books us. Sunset. The actual Sunset? It's really funny. You guys, maybe we should do that too. Just like pay to play at the Roxy. Just do it. We should just do it. Fuck that. You know, I've never been... Never been into the whiskey. Never paid a play, man. I'm fucking... I'm really proud to say that I've never been into that. The whiskey actually wants to email me or something. They want us to do a show there. And I called them up and said, yeah, sure, we'll do a show. $10,000. Yeah, you got to give us like $600 for tickets and sell them to your friends. I was like... Do you know who you're talking to? I was like, fuck that, dude. What are you talking about? And he goes, oh, you must be one of those like Silver Lake bands. I was like, actually, we're from Echo Park. I was like, well, I don't pay to play. And I was like, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. You guys make bands fucking pay to play? You don't have to be from a certain city to like, you know? Yeah, and he goes... And he was like... He started getting all like, fuck you, man. Like, I'll come down there and beat your ass. I'm like, all right, dude. I'm in Echo Park. Yeah, come down. These are the bars I hang out at, you know? I go and drop a nuclear bomb on your ass. Was that M Productions? There was like a fucking... Yeah, it was them. It was? It was years ago. What about your fucking idiots? Well, you know, they do... Yeah, just a bunch of piles of mud with eyeballs. The reason why they're still doing business like that is because there are like young bands that want to play the whiskey. There's young bands. You know what comes to mind is Sean Healy. You guys remember that? That's what I was just saying. Yeah, that fucking idiot. That guy... God, what a fucking moron, dude. These fucking guys take everything off the top and pay nobody. It's just... I remember when I played at the Clown Show. You guys are lucky to be playing the Viper Room on Wednesday at 45 a.m. Hey, you guys ever play a Coconut Teaser? Fuck no. No? That was way back in the day, yo. Yeah. That was... I play there a few times. I had a good time there, but I remember that night coming down. I remember it. Always had to sit up shows. Yeah. You know what they do, too, is if you don't come up with all the money, they'll fucking hold on to your equipment until you come up with the rest of the money. They can hold on to my nuts. Yeah, exactly. The shitty thing is if there are any kids listening, starting a band, they'll play a fucking Sunset. Never fucking pay to play. Dude, fuck no. Worst idea. Yeah. What's that? Oh, there's a rapture. There's a rapture in there. Follow the blow-up dolls. Hey, you guys, I'm leaving my body right now, but it was cool meeting you. Just want you guys to know that I know you all are sinners, but Jesus is coming for me. I have never sinned, so I'll see you later. Well. Maybe not. Jesus is coming for you. Gross. I always love it when a man in a dress is running right at me. It's like, Dad. Man. Who's scared of him? Who said it was the end of the world anyway? I don't know. Some dude. Some fucking idiot. All of a sudden, people are talking about that, and I'm like, wait. Don't we have, like, another year or something? I thought it was 2012. Oh, yeah. That's 2012. Yeah. That one's coming, too. Who pays attention to the Mayan prophecies, man? It's all about some weird fucking. I don't know. Who is this one guy who's like, oh, by the way. This guy came up with his calculation. Saturday. I'm a fucking asshole. The calculation, it came up based on Noah's Ark. Yeah. So his. Yeah. His calculations are based on another thing that's fake. You mean the boat that carried all the animals in the world? Yeah, every single animal in the world. What? How come? And now why didn't he get cars and animals? Hey, make sure you take some pigeons, because people need to get shit on in the future. What? Hey, you know what? I've been through like four ends of the world, and if you're going to go through another one, you've got to do this. You've got to... What the fuck is that noise? You've got to go to a grocery store right after it's supposed to happen and just see the place ransacked and all the water's taken, all the canned soup, but there's plenty of fucking beer. For some reason, nobody wants beer in the afterlife. Yeah, that's the first thing I'd do. That'd be the first thing I would grab. It's food and it's drink all in a bottle. Get the food, get the beer, get the fleshlight, get a couple of magazines. You know, it's a fucking... It's a weed party. So let me understand. So you're saying the whole Noah's Ark thing didn't happen? Wait a minute, dude. We don't want to ruin your vibe. No, it could have happened. I mean, thinking about it, you know. It's totally plausible. It seems pretty realistic. I watched the cartoon. It is. It looked pretty good to me. So what did Noah's Ark say that it was going to be the end of the world? Like, was it etched in? Etched into the wood? Something with the... I don't know. The VIN number. Who the fuck knows with these fucking things, right? Well, apparently that one guy... I think maybe some monkey scribbled it in the side of the boat in the hole. The whole part, you know? It's like, yeah. I know I'm looting after that shit. That dude's kind of... You're thinking about... He's definitely making money somehow. We're talking about... Oh, absolutely. You know? And there was like, there's a lot of like judgment day parties this weekend and stuff like that. All I can say is... Everybody I know is like celebrating. All I can say is if the rapture is coming for you, try not to jump out of your... You're going to have to jump out of the sunroof in the middle of the freeway. That's definitely... That's a good story. You will definitely have a rapture of sorts if you do that. What do you think? That chick went to heaven? She did that? I hope so. Probably not considering there's no heaven, you know? So what happened to her? She jumped out of the sunroof and got chopped in half or something? I don't know. I don't even know if that's a true story. I just heard it the other day. It sounded really funny. He doesn't... No fact checking. It might be an urban myth. I'm not much of a fact checker, you know, of that type. No. But yeah, man, the end of the world, you guys ever see that movie, Night of the Comet? I want it to be like something cool, like a comet comes and turns everybody to dust. Leaves a few people to run around and shit, fucking run around in the mall and fucking try on all sorts of new pumps and stuff. Steal TVs? Like, what do you need that TV for? There's going to be nothing on. We can get some DVDs or something. Netflix isn't going to work. I would just jog through the mall at five in the morning if that happened. There's going to be no internet connection, man. Yeah, I know. That's going to suck, right? But everybody is going to be dead. Or who's going to be dead? I don't even know. Which brings you to... You know, I'm no expert. It brings us to a point, too. We're not going to have to pay bills anymore. Everybody's so dependent on technology right now. You know, like, everybody's dependent. Like, if you really wanted to throw us into chaos, all you got to do is really knock out the power. Al-Qaeda, if you're listening, knock out the power grids. What are you guys doing flying into buildings? Knock out the power grid. You're going to fuck everybody up. Everything's digital. Everybody's money is digital. And you really... This camera's in my food. I remember a long time ago when the beeper came out, and I got one, and I was like, yeah, man, the beeper, dude. This is fucking cool. Hey, will my beeper work? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I'm like, hey, man, anybody know where there's a payphone, man? Shit. That's rad. I got a page. And now it's like fucking cell phones. Everybody's connected, you know, so... I saw a payphone the other day. I wanted to steal it. I thought it was going to be... I thought it was like an antique. Speaking of beepers and payphones... Yeah. I'm at that... At that refrigerator magnet to do this. I was looking up on the internet the way to actually do it. What was that called again? Where you do the grid thing? Where you live off the grid? Is this some Tron kind of shit? No, no, no. It's like when you use the grid, and you don't want to use it anymore. You mean living off the grid, right? No, no, no. The one where you blow shit up? I don't know what you're talking about. You're talking about like battleships? Living on the edge of the aerospace zone? You sunk my battleship. It's the one... No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. You're the non-stone guy here. Yeah, I know. Fucking us all up. Starts making sense and fucking throws us all for a fucking loop. That wasn't cool, man. Sorry. I was trying to make a point. I know I read this on the internet, where you could actually, you know, create your own solar flare. I know the sun's supposed to be doing that right now. With a bag of... I know the whole trick where you light a bag of dog dew on fire. Not aware. Not familiar. Well, if you're not familiar, this is what you do. My mom really didn't like that. This is what you do. You get a... You're talking about feces, sir? No, I'm talking about stool. What I'm talking about is... Feces, sir. God. And you put that in a brown paper bag. Oh, good Lord. Handling it? Well, you could wear gloves or a trash bag over your hand. I'd care for that. Whatever you like. And create a solar flare. I see these people... I'm getting to that point. That's how you do it. All right, come on. Hang in there with it. It's like a horror movie. So what you do is you put that in the bag. That sounds terrible. And you get matches, not a lighter, because you just want to drop the match on top of it while it's flaming. What? All right, all right. Come on. Move it along, man. Come on. You do that. And then you knock on the door and you say, dominoes, and you run. Yes. And that creates a solar flare. Same here. Yeah. I don't know what... Sometimes when I hear the show back, then I understand what you're talking about. But right now, I don't know what you're talking about. No, I get it, man. Yeah, totally. I get it, man. You just fucking start a solar flare. Yeah. You just stone out, man. Yeah. You know, you can get solar flares if you get really a bad case of athlete's foot. Athlete's foot, man. It's like, you know, women... What you do is you got to pee in the shower to get rid of that shit. No, women are controlled by the moon. Men are controlled by the sun. Yeah. No, I think that's super man. And the most manly... I peed on myself in the shower and cured myself of AIDS. No, that's Windex. Again? That's a true story. Use Windex for that. That shit always works for you, man. Yeah. Windex, man. Pee on yourself. He's a survivor. That's nice. Destiny's Child, man. So, deal with my sick son. If a girl just broke up with you and you're really hurt, you know, and you want to pee on yourself, clean that up a little bit, just pee on yourself, and you're... When you do that, you feel free. You're out dating that night. You feel free. Have someone come and lay a hot Carl on your chest. Carl from that show? Listen, we didn't agree to do a porn show. Let's agree to it now. That's the after show. I'm in. So, what do you guys think about dicks going into vaginas? Yeah, you guys got... Are you women? Time consuming? We don't have sex. Sex is boring. We only have time for the band. That's for you hippies. We only have time for the band. That's all we do. That's it. We don't have time for... We don't have time for... We don't have time for personal lives. Well, how's that... Will you guys get a lot of chicks at the show or what? No. No? It's a lonely road, man. Is your mom a chick? Yeah, my mom's pretty cool, man. I don't want to look at my mommy like that. That's gross. To actually, you know, to be completely honest, my mom's pretty cool. Hey, your mom's cool, too? My mom's cool, too. Thanks. Does anybody in this room have a cool mom that isn't cool? I don't think my mom was that cool. Uh-oh. You think you're... I think my mom was... I think my dad was cool. Yeah? I don't know what you guys are talking about. My mom bought me a cheese grater for Christmas. Yeah. And she said, here, fix yourself. She said, this is for your rocks. Oh. Oh. This was Christmas? Our birthday. That was this... No, that was my second birthday. Is that a true story? Right around the Christmas, right around the... Yeah. No. Damn, unfortunately, yes. Someone told me that, I think, once. And I was like, I thought it was true. That's a fucking liar. It is somewhere. First rule of... Go ahead, man. Once again, you're listening to Skid Row. All talk, no rock. All talk, Sebastian Bach. Well, hey, man, you're the stars, man. Oh, thank you. Why don't you tell us what's up? I appreciate that. I think we did, right? I mean, there's not really much to tell. We have a record coming out, and we're not doing any shows. So... It's tight and shiny. Nothing really to talk about. What do you guys like to play? Not really much anywhere anymore. No. No. What do we like to play? Gee, you guys make it sound like so much fun. I don't know. It's just so tiring. It's like... You guys practice once a month. It's about as much fun as a toddler's funeral. I don't know. I don't know. It's just so tiring. Yeah, what a bummer, man. I was still playing it bad for you. Do you guys practice once a month, or...? It's like six times a year. So, yeah. No. Oh, once every two months? That's good. That's a great schedule. It depends on if there's a show coming out. You guys are established anyway. It's like six times a year, so eight times. No, we practice all the time. It's great. It's fantastic. Is that a show when you practice? It kind of is. Kind of, yeah. Some shows you kind of practice. So, we actually practice seven times a year. Show us the socks that you condom as a practice show. No, we practice all the time. Yeah, we have a great time. Yeah. So, what do you think about what's going on in L.A.? What are some of the bands that you like to play with and stuff? The Mormons and Stab City. Bullshit. You never played a show with us. Those are bands we... Actually, Ozo Motley. We play with them a lot. Ninja Academy. We might have played a show like a mystery show. Did you just say Ninja Academy? We did play a show. We played with... He said Ninja Academy. The Spanish rock band. Those guys are going to be pissed. We played a show like... It was like a tease. It was you guys and Icarus Line and us. It was so long ago that Icarus Line played a tease. It doesn't... And Fire Blows there, too. It doesn't make any sense to me. Well, all right, man. I guess we've talked enough for this block. 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Yes I didn't know you were capturing me And we're back, ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the meatball extravaganza Oh boy Pasta pachul Welcome back to the more music radio pod We have 400 blows in studio And we're Do people still say that? Kind of wrapping it up Nah, I think that was like Probably like a good eight years ago or something Well then I'm sorry I like the commercial I still sneak one here and there, you know When it's appropriate Oh, I didn't mean to offend anyone I'm sorry The Nia Academy Yeah, man, you know Ninja Academy, right? Yeah Of course Yeah, they're great They're fucking awesome, dude Yeah The bass player The bass player is probably the fucking They're stealthy, too Most extraordinary bass player I've even fucking seen play You know what I like is how when they play How they like jump up in midair and just hang out there Like a Yeah You know You should try that, man Like Crouching Tiger hitting Dragon It's way too heavy No, we played with them at the Old Town Pub in Pasadena And they had two people scale the wall And then fucking do nunchucks on the bar Yeah Fucking not like pussy nunchucks either They were like for the real deal Did you really see the guy with the swords and shit? They're professional nunchucks I didn't see any swords I saw the nunchucks and repelling the wall I thought that was fucking cool I know the main guy there was Donkey Punch Yeah, there was a guy They had like different characters His name is Donkey Punch? Not his real name, but that's what they call him He's like a martial artist And he fucking pulls out these fucking swords And is fucking doing this fucking thing I didn't make a name for it Ninja shit Swordsman of sorts Professional nunchuck It's one of those sex moves that no one ever does I saw the movie I was disappointed So how are you guys doing, man? Are you guys getting sleepy now? What's that? I'm getting kind of a little groggy, man How many beers did we drink? There's like a fucking Well, thanks to all those rails you guys laid out on the table here We're making a train track We got another six hours, don't we? I found a baggie When does this stuff wear off? It's a year off, man Fuck Why are my jaws so strong right now? I could pull a fucking 747 right now Yeah Dude, I just cornered a guy for an hour and a half While smoking a cigarette I think we're married now Yeah You guys were pretty close What's the worst drug you guys ever took? Really? Worst drug I ever took? Aspirin Probably Alcohol Cigarette I stole candy from a baby once I don't want to out myself from fucking freebasing and shit I'd say fucking smoking a crock rack Nerds aren't very good for you Pop rocks A crock rack? You said crock rack Yeah, I did, man Because I'm smoking a crack rock I was thinking of like a rack of crocodiles That's a fucking good band name, man Crock rack Crock rack, man Apparently if you smoke a crack rock, you're a crock rock That's our new band Let's do it, man Someone practice this tomorrow, dude Show up Apparently if you eat pop rocks and drink soda at the same time You'll become president of the United States So what's the worst drug you've ever done? Tell us a good drug story Yeah, man That's what the world wants A really good drug story You've got several Let's break down these walls, man Well, that's what I'm trying to preach I can talk about drugs that have actually knocked people's hands What about that time that me and you did mushrooms? At four in the morning And then we went to buy beer And Scott on mushrooms, by the way, is the thing to behold Yeah And we were Come on, dude It's like, yeah, dude It's like everything is flying at him at once But we went to this Korean store And this poor, like, 80-year-old Korean guy He looked like he was a thousand, but I was also on mushrooms But we bought like a pack of A 12-pack of beer Grandma's cookies And like a And like a And a box of cigarettes And Scott handed him like a hundred dollar bill But he was having a hard time figuring out how far away the cash register was Yeah, I was like, oh Like he was like It was like there was a machine pulling him in the opposite direction Yeah, it was like a leap of faith kind of thing I was like, is that guy real for one? And this old Korean store was just like, freak the fuck out He didn't know what to say And Scott's like, oh, yeah, my friend here is retarded I was like, that's my little brother Yeah, he's really retarded Don't worry Just take his money When he gets close to you Yeah, I wasn't making a whole lot of sense that day Did you guys get a mogwai too? No Do we go to mogwai? Yeah Or get a mogwai? I saw mogwai at Coachella this year They were great You went to that garbage? No, I didn't I've never been to goddamn Coachella And I never will I did go to Coachella this year Actually Yeah, and this guy calls me from Coachella I'm on 15 hits of ecstasy Oh my god It's the best time ever We gotta play here I'm like, yeah, that'll never happen And no And I gotta go Yeah I was driving We're gonna play inside of the Tesla coil Next to Coachella Oh yeah, that Tesla coil We're gonna play at the top of the Ferris wheel My favorite stage at Coachella was the beer garden Yeah That's usually my favorite stage at any place I'd probably miss every band I was holding court I was so high And I was a You know I think like a crowd of like med students from Mexico City Were like my best friends for like an hour and a half And then it was a bunch of Australians And oh man, dude It was magical It sounds disgusting I mean that I mean it's totally gross It was magical So you guys never played like anything big Like the Coachella thing or something? No Would you guys What if you guys got offered it? Would you do it? Fuck yeah, money rules As long as I get paid, we'd do it too But it's never gonna happen At least, I mean, maybe you guys might Yeah, no, we're quite You're lucky enough to get paid To have a guarantee Maybe us Pop stars We play a lot of music We played at Coachella Oh yeah, we played at Coachella We played outside of it We got kicked out Yeah We got escorted out by the cops And then we played by the cop car The mobile unit got kicked out of Coachella That's badass, man The mobile unit got kicked out of the front of the FYF fest Fuck And the mobile unit I don't know what that is Well, our band, The Mormons, has a mobile unit Where we play like in the streets and stuff We walk around the streets That's what he was telling me today Yeah I've seen you guys play But I've never seen that That sounds fucking awesome It's awesome Because you can play anywhere you want pretty much So if there's an event We're like, hey, let's go And play for people in line Waiting for fucking two hours Oh, you guys need to play at the BET Awards, man Yeah, oh my god We played the Grammys We went to the Grammys And fucking busted the whammy there So what kind of pocket amps do you guys use? I use a Pocket amp Vox I use a Vox DA5 or something It's like a little, you know, whatever, I guess Oh, so it's like that Maybe 7-inch by 7-inch It's a cube Yeah, yeah But it's like really loud It's really good It's one of those little clip-on guys With their Mormon outfits on It's so cute It is Kids love it Yeah What was that shit? You guys used to have I always want to throw silver dollars at you guys You should, don't pick them up Yeah, you should, man We'll fucking take those home with us Somebody put a beer in my backpack one time The funny thing is, like everybody I never have silver dollars on me Yeah If you did, just throw them And we have ran into you Doing the mobile unit a couple times, too Yeah And I noticed that you had That you watch us for a little bit And then you're like trying to figure out When's an appropriate time to leave You're like, oh, okay Later, guys I'm out of here It's What am I gonna You're like What am I gonna Why did I run into these guys again? I fucking see these guys everywhere As much of a sight it must be to behold It's when you, you know Play as What am I gonna do? Stay in there all night? I'm not a newspaper machine Why don't you come home with us? And I'll make you breakfast Let's do some crock racks, man Dude, I'm down Do you have any? We should go to Pat's house I'm fucking hungry, dude Crock racks would be great You don't wanna You don't wanna make breakfast for me It's a blowjob and a V8 juice That's what I meant, man That's my breakfast It's a line of cocaine on a paper plate That's my breakfast That's what I'm saying That's what I do Don't spill any of this Oh Then I'll fry some eggs on my hot plate I like hot plates, man They're good They're always hot Better than an oven So what, like What was your most memorable show? Like, what was your biggest show? Oh That, you know, you're chasing the dragon And try to hit that one again I don't know You know, I think They're all big For us, I think I think, like And I'm not even being facetious It's like What? A house party Like, on tour Yeah Like, somewhere where it's just a bunch of kids That, like We've never been there But it's a bunch of, like, cool kids That are just like Dude, we're so stoked You know, and it's like They don't even know what they're seeing And it's just Everyone is like And it's like 16-year-old kids Just shithoused Like, barfing on each other And like It's like fucking complete chaos There's no parents around And they just start fucking And punching each other In a small town Well, yeah In a benevolent way Like, you know Like, Midland, Texas Or Flagstaff, Arizona Where people are just like Dude, like, I'm not gonna do that Dude, like, the Flagstaff, Arizona show People are fucking bored, man I mean benevolent There was this fucking, like Two homeless dudes Like, while we were playing Like, fucking screaming Like, Jimmy Page And shit And you're just like Shut up, dude And it's like such chaos You're just making sure No one breaks all your equipment That's the shit right there You gotta tell them I come from the West Yeah Well, no It's I'd rather do a whole tour Of just house parties Because they pay People fucking, like Pass a hat around Yeah You know, it's It's way different than it is here in LA It's all ages And it really is It really is Because there's nothing like that here People just stand around here And fold their arms And watch the bands They don't, like Nine out of ten times The Finger Foods buffet In the kitchen Is pretty solid Yeah That's great Our rider's very extravagant Ice sculptures Everything It's great Chainsaw It's the life, you know I would like to Somebody, like Sculpt the ice with a chainsaw The best thing is Trying to fall asleep On a couch in the living room And having two lesbians That have been partying all night Trying to figure out Whether or not They want to take you home With them or not Oh, God He does sing in a band We are lesbians But, you know No, the one girl Should we jack him off? No, no, no The best is The one girl going Come on Let me put my tit on his head And the other girl going The other girl going He's not Marilyn Manson By God Leave him alone It's like Oh, dude Please leave It's a different attitude Though outside of LA, man It's like People actually appreciate you Going over there and playing You know Yeah, and we appreciate them And it's fucking badass I love fucking anybody Who! People appreciate us here, though Who gives us the time of day Anybody who's But you gotta admit It is different, though Of course it's different You know I think people appreciate The underground In small towns More than they do In the, you know Like LA LA, everybody's going To the hard ball It is different, dude If you're in Midland, Texas, dude It's a show I'm going Dude, a sack of Doritos Is orange gold, man No, it's Everybody Everybody's really like Yeah It's cool to like You know People got nothing else going on It's like, I mean Being in jail It's like being in jail And there's nothing to do And then finally like Oh my God Something I don't give a fuck what it is Fuck yeah, you know And it's cool to Because Kings of Leon Don't play the small towns They do not Unfortunately, no Man, God Yeah They come here and they play Great band, though The Art Walk It's a way different attitude The first couple albums Were really good The first 17 albums Were fucking fantastic I want them to play My funeral Just to bum everybody out Yeah That'd be cool Ladies and gentlemen Stick around I'd definitely go Stick around After the death of this guy For Kings of Leon They're actually really boring to watch I saw them one time Well, thank you very much That's my band Yeah Scott's in that band I love them By the way I play cello for that band That's very rude of you Oh, shit I'm sorry All of a sudden There's tension I mean, you're in You're in like so many bands, man That it's hard I mean, it's like Stepping on a mine, dude It's just like Oh, shit I blew my foot off With the Kings of Leon I'm playing them, too I mean I'm in Spider-Man It's more like Stepping on a part You're in Saliva Yep, I was They were a great band We branched out, though We formed Snot And then they stayed Saliva Oh, that's And then they just Called themselves S-Dogs now I think They're great guys, though They play with Nickelback a lot Have you been On the festivals The S-Dogs Say that again, man Nothing I don't know I'm a juggalo He's taking the fifth Pleading the fifth Pleading the fifth Taking a two How did you guys meet? Like Cause this guy's been in like 20 bands With like I mean, you were telling me You're in a band with Members of the Melvins And stuff Does it make you uncomfortable Talking about stuff like that? No, no I mean, but it's a Four Under Blows interview Yeah I mean No, yeah, yeah Like you said You already said We're making the album The album's done It's gonna come out Yeah Yeah, no, I play I like to play If I don't play in a bunch of bands I tend to make really bad decisions You know Yeah Socially, I guess Drug-wise or something I don't know If I'm not If I'm not super busy If I'm not playing music All the time Then I turn into A kind of a degenerate So, yeah I keep myself very busy Right And I'm really stoked On everything, you know And namely You know, Four Under Blows Fucking I'm really stoked on it Well, I just wanna say I love the Kings of Leon Me too And I don't know What this guy is talking about Man Yeah My sex is on fire But see, that's the thing, man It's just like Everybody has like an opinion You know And that's kind of The cool thing about it Some people like some stuff Some people don't like this Some people like that I don't like very much of anything Really? Except, well, you I like I like the Scots too Oh I'm I'm I'm What's in your iPod? You know I think my iPod's In his house My iPod's at his house And I I haven't updated it In a while And it's probably I don't know Embarrassing right now I don't want you to look at it No You know what, man? I know what you mean Because I'm kind of All Beatles songs No, it's like Probably all U.S. Maple I think Oh I don't know I never get to see them live Yo, man I heard like one story One of the greatest fans I've ever seen live I don't know who this is But I'm gonna smoke it I've been listening to a lot of Afrobeat I remember hearing a story where Famous last words I don't know what this is But I'm gonna smoke it I wanna hear it If it's about U.S. Maple, please No, and it's like I think it was like It was I don't know Maybe wrong I remember like It was like Tony and Andy Talked about seeing them And there was like Something happened where They got somebody out of the audience And he held a knife up to his neck While he was singing That doesn't sound like something That U.S. Maple would do I don't think so either I never saw him live But I know I know a very famous front man That stole a move from the singer And told me about it Because he's a famous front man In a band Does he move around? I just I have Why do you always Gotta bring Axl Rose up? I know, I know Okay, Axl If you're listening, I'm sorry But he told me That he was He stole a move From Al Johnson From U.S. Maple Where he like Just puts his mic in his pocket And walks over He just He does these really creepy things The whole time It's fucking amazing It's really great But this isn't The U.S. Maple show Yeah Stab City Stab City I wanna focus more On 400 Blows right now I'm sorry If you get me going On U.S. Maple And I think I got me going On U.S. Maple Sorry That's a great band You guys should try to get On a porno soundtrack Okay With a name like 400 Blows That'd be perfect Dude, like Some kind of Snoop Dogg Like hosting thing Like where he just Is in there with like Chicks with their top socks Like, yo, this is my porno And then boom And then it's just Hardcore fucked up scenes From other videos And like We get money for some reason Paris Hilton got famous That way Not that way Well, yeah Not by being On a soundtrack But by That was just part of fame I believe She did one blow And I got famous She got little titties And stuff Like what's the I don't get that That's fucking awesome You like little titties Cute Fuck yeah You don't like Big fat old titties? I like I think All titties are fantastic We can't be in a porn Unless it's internet porn I will say this, man Red What? I will Well, since it's on the radio Nobody could see the hands Being raised But like I always say that What really makes It doesn't have to be big What really makes the tit It has to be A nice nipple You can have big titties And they have the fucking Big sand dollar Fucking black marks That are just like Smudge marks on the tits Or they could just have Like little tiny Like not even Nipples and stuff You got a problem With Roman coins The thing is How do you know this, Vince? Have you seen those in person? I mean, porn I understand But Well, feel nicer than they look I have had the pleasure Of viewing I think women If you're listening Probably not You're all beautiful We've been to a lot of Chi-Chi bars That's the thing Me too Sam's off-brow, by the way I want to give them a plug Right there next to They only get They're only bikinis there Aren't they? No It's a bikini bar? Nope Topless? Fuck yeah Yeah I haven't been to that one They keep it really well All dudes Let's just say you can Stink a finger up If you want to I'm all about the Alameda strip There's no cover And the dances are $10 But you're next to a paisa dude And the stripper's like 40 That dude has the best coke in the room Cowboy hat means cocaine Yeah, it's on the rim I'm just gonna Take your chances And snort it But I think those mustache Is their part, man I don't know You gotta walk out of the bathroom Looking like you just Ate a pack of coke Or a powder donut With your hands tied Behind your back You're bobbing for donuts That's the way of romance What are you guys talking about? I have no idea Well, cool guys So for people listening How can people get a hold of you? How can people Await the new album? We have a website Catch them on MySpace Yeah, don't catch us on MySpace Yeah Is that thing fucking It's all about MySpace Is that thing fucking over? If you look on our website Foreignerblows.net Actually, our MySpace link Is a picture of a tombstone It says MySpace Engraved on there Because it's like Who fucking cares? But yeah Foreignerblows.net And then if you subscribe And we send out mailers And we let everybody Know what's going on But yeah, we Working very hard On this next record And the next tour Is going to be really big And it's going to be really cool Yeah, man I'm looking forward to it And We'd like you guys To be a part of it as well Yeah With some respect We've been beating that Into your heads As you guys have been here I know, I know I've seen the light I've come across the table And you know And we practice In Echo Park too, man So we'll walk to your house Or something Bedrock And hang out with you Until you die I got I got roommates, man You practice in Echo Park, man With Nina Academy? Where do you guys Practice at? So everybody can go We practice We practice in A room at Bedrock Studios A room is it? It's over here Yeah That place is expensive So you're in a You share your room With like 50 other bands No, we get stuck It is expensive It is expensive We share it with We share it with another band And man We're just fucking day jobbing And trying to do it, man Trying to get to the point Where we get a guarantee That sucks for you, man We got in there Kind of early When they're kind of First setting up And we didn't have Any place to practice We were at ABC for a long time That's what I was gonna say That's right Because we were across From you guys, right? Right I was telling him today And he's like I don't remember that Oh yeah, there you go No, but the things we needed Like well, whatever This place is starting up Those were the salad days I tossed so much salad That day We're just there We're still there But you know You never go ass to mouth You never go ass to mouth Did When you guys practiced at ABC Did you guys run into Chris Holmes from Wasp at all? Did we? I don't know The guy in the white Corvette The tweaker guy Ran into Pat Smear And Fuck And I don't know Who else practiced Oh, you know The breeders were practicing there Yeah, I remember that No, but Chris Holmes though Fuck all those other people Chris Holmes The guy from Wasp Is that the cellist? Yes He was the cellist That's funny He had a buddy He had a buddy Who hung out with him all the time And he had a Chris Holmes tattoo On his arm Autograph tattoo And he also had the word Shit tattooed on his They were always tweaking What about that one girl That hung out with him Was all like She had like an inverted vagina She walked all weird Yeah Did she have inverted nipples as well? I don't I can't say I got to know her She had a concave chest Dude, listen to this guy, man The FBI might get a hold Of your porn collection What? You said it's all streaming It's okay It's not on there It's not on there Well, cool, guys So, Jeremy, tell us what's going on With Skid Row Studios We got a show tomorrow Yeah, so tomorrow's The LaFrost and Moe show They're going to have Chud in the studio Those bunch of guys You might know the one guy, Vice He's a regular On the LaFrost and Moe show He's in Chud And then You got Mike Watt Coming in on Saturday, man Yeah, so So the The Pinata Hour Is interviewing Mike Watt On Saturday morning Oh, that's cool, man So look for that On the next episode Of the Pinata Hour Which is on Wednesdays Starting at 7 to 9 So you're just It's not going to be live? This one's not going to be live Because, you know We have to work with his schedule And he has to do it super early And I don't think anybody That listens to this show Has to go practice with the Stooges Yeah, nobody's going to be up At 9 a.m. So we're just going to Cut that in Into a feature episode I'll wake up that early I'll listen And that's going to be Wednesday? Wednesday, 7 to 9 Is the Pinata Hour Skid Row.LA, man This fucking shit is taking over We got 400 blows in studio And you're not going to have us Thanks for not listening No, we are I appreciate it No, thank you You guys are very lucid Thanks a lot for coming in You guys are very sweet Yeah, man We really appreciate the pizza And the beer Hey, Vince Aren't you supposed to have Somebody on the next show? What's his name? Buddyhead? Oh, man I'll call in as Trevor Scottsville Yeah, we're going to have to have Trevor Scottsville come in Because the thing Well, Buddyhead, actually The guy, Travis Keller Was supposed to come in Tonight? Yeah, do you know that guy? Yeah, yeah He's not generally Like the most friendliest of persons You know? And we had him Well, we had him scheduled to come in And he was like, I'm going to have to go I'm going to have to go I'm going to have to go And everything was cool And, I mean, long story short He's not coming in The last message I got him was Fuck your show I'm not doing it Eat me Yeah, you woke him up at noon To ask him something Wait, wait And he was supposed to be on tonight But instead of him You got us? No, no, no Actually, he was supposed to be on next week But it didn't really work out, man It turns out that He's a busy man Yeah, I guess he's a busy man But I don't think that really had anything To do with it You know, it's just like Sometimes, I mean We don't We don't We don't really mix well With a lot of people You know, whatever And like Somebody like that Yeah, especially that dude You know, whatever I didn't I didn't know him personally Fuck, yeah And I had him coming in And it didn't work out Fantastic gentleman And, you know, so He's not coming in So what happened, Vince? That's his way of telling you That he loves you Why don't you Tell us some details About what actually went down Well, you know, like Scott said You know, it's like We're not here to talk shit, man You know, but If you really want to know We're not? No, we're not here to talk shit Yes, we are We're here to talk about 400 blowers and stuff like that I mean, we can No, we can talk shit It's just, you know I got nothing bad Just be cursive I got nothing bad to say about nobody Especially Travis Keller Yeah, no, Travis is cool, man I don't I know him in a very cursory manner I don't know him very well But he's He's never been not nice to me Aside from that He wasn't He wasn't very nice to To me And I just wanted to have him on the show And What all happened? What all happened, man? Well, he was I guess he was on tour or something And when he got back He was having like A party A party Like he was DJing At the Golden Gopher And he's like Hey, man Can you text this thing? Can you tweet it? You know what I mean? I'm like Oh, okay, sure I'll tweet your shit, man And Fucking So this week I'm like Hey, man You know Fucking show's coming up All this stuff Can you tweet this thing? We have a Oh, the Mormons have a free download At Bandcamp TheMormons.Bandcamp.com Yeah Pick that up It's our new EP That's gonna be out In a couple of weeks Do they have a website Or where can I get that? You can get that at TheMormons.Bandcamp Bandcamp.com Okay So I had this link So I had this link set up And I'm like Okay, dude I scratched your back Last week, whatever I'm like Hey, Travis Can you tweet this thing? Thanks, man And he sent me back The bitchiest fucking message, man And it's like You know what? I know I understand He's like You know Whatever That kind of That kind of That's his thing You know That's his thing And stuff, you know But he sent me The bitchiest fucking message back Saying like Fucking Dude He's like Dude If you tweet me One more time Dude And this is where It gets retarded Dude With this fucking Social networking thing If you tweet me Or text me One more time, man I'm not gonna come to the show I'm not gonna do it You know You woke me up Fucker Chill, fucker And I'm like What? And dude I looked at the clock It's 12 fucking 45 In the fucking In the afternoon, dude Oh, maybe he has a good schedule So Whatever I told him I just I just like I just like being I don't know I let him off the hook I love being somebody That's defending Travis Kelly I'm just kidding Well, nobody would ever Well, you know I let him off the hook I said fine That's no problem You don't have to come in You know If you're gonna be A fucking little bitch about it I mean, I don't know the guy He might not have been Feeling well, man Yeah No longer Let's just leave it at this Some Some people don't get along, man This is the way it is And we can't All get along Some guys have all the luck And that's That's the way it is You know So Yeah, we won't be having A buddy hitting Travis Keller has his detractors Yes, he does Hey, Travis Travis, if you're listening It's me, Scotty Martin You know what? He's not gonna call in, man Travis, if you're listening It's me I don't think he's gonna call in This guy This guy is Let me just put a plea out to him I don't think he has The guts to call in 1-800-893-9562 He's probably not listening Let me just Let me just put in a plea Yeah It doesn't matter, man Please That's a different Mr. Keller, please He has a hair appointment Next fucking week So he has to kind of Prepare for that Dude Mr. Keller Getting woken up at 1245 In the afternoon That's fucking hipster hours Hipster Those are my hours I'm not I'm certainly Well, I do agree I'm a custodian I don't go to work until 2 So But I don't know What that guy's doing I throw up a lot He's still a jerk, though No, but anyway And actually We're not going to have A show next week Because Jeremy's going to Be out of town But Son of a bitch On June On June 2nd On Thursday, June 2nd We're going to have Very Be Careful in Oh, great And we're going to have them I think the brothers Are going to come in Those guys are awesome Yeah Those guys are cool, man So fucking Anyway You guys want to stick around And in a couple weeks Come back and listen to that So next week You'll probably hear Like the best of The more music Radio pod or something You know, so Alright I'll be in I'll be in a hot air balloon At that time Marathon or something While I'm gone Yeah, man And we'll be sure to Tweet Buddyhead At 1245 And wake him up Travis is going to be DJing the Black Boar On Let's ask him to listen To the radio show I'm sure he'll do it I'm just You know I'm going to I'm going to really try You know, I don't know, man I mean, to be honest I'm going to reach out to him That fucking shit Really fucking rubbed me wrong, man You know what I mean? Because it's like You know I mean, we're just trying To do a fucking radio show, man Well, I know he's not listening And have people come in And stuff I lie to that guy I lie to that guy constantly He always texts me He's like, hey, man I'm DJing And it's always When we're playing And I go