Shock the Monkey game with Ashlyn Malloy and Jack Napier

I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger Lynn. La dee, la dee. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger Lynn. La dee, la dee. Surrender to the force that lies within. I see an inhuman white face, features distorted. Two slits peer down on me. A mask. A Halloween mask, perhaps? It terrifies me. There in the dark. And finally, as I go to scream my horror, your hand clamps down hard on my throat. I stifle a groan as a bolt of white hot pleasure shoots down my body between my legs and explodes wetness. Yes. Yes. Yank my arms above my head with your other hand. Hard. Make sure I can't move. Now whisper low in my ear. I'll kill you if you make a sound. Then slowly take your hand off my constricted windpipe. I arch into your massive body on top of me. I await your next move with anticipation. You grab my nightshirt and rip it from my breasts. Oh, that feels so good. My milky globes are squeezed and punished repeatedly. Again and again. Until suddenly I feel something cold. Something sharp. Could it be? Yes. A knife with a blade so sharp it accidentally nicks my hard nipple. Or maybe that was on purpose. My crotch is soft. My chest is popping wet now. I know where I want this to go. Please. Please, sweet intruder. Give me the release I so crave. Make me feel the ultimate, ultimate penetration. I am vibrating with excitement. Tiny hairs stand up on my stomach as the razor sharp point starts to push into the flesh. Oh my god. It's so horrible. And so wonderful. Like a skillful lover, you slowly slide the steel. My body burns. It burns. It burns all the way down in. I shudder. I shake. Sticky, warm liquid floods out of one cavity, then down between my thighs and finds another. I am drowning in fluids. I am dying to come. I am dying. I wonder which will happen first. Mm. That was... Confessions and fantasies of a scream queen. Oh, that was so fucking hot, Kelly Nichols. Wow. Now that makes it a whores and horrors day. Yes, it does. What a wonderful, sexy story you wrote. Well, haven't you ever thought that maybe the girls that were getting killed weren't so stupid? Maybe that falling down in front of the bad guy was... It was all a plan. It was a plan. It was a little foreplay on their part. And maybe that... It was a one-time thing. It was a one-time thing, but that whole screaming and yelling was not about pain and pleasure are so closely intertwined. They really are. Maybe that their orgasm was the ultimate getting off the planet. You know, and I absolutely... And I think that the older I get, the more I appreciate the classic horror films as well as I appreciate classic adult movies. Yes. You know, I just see things in them that I didn't see before. And I see the sexuality that was... I didn't... I was too young to understand before. Right. You know, that there is definitely... There's a chase. I mean, if you think about it, isn't that kind of what love, romance, sex, you know, wooing is about the chase? Whether it's someone chasing down the street or around your bedroom or up your skirt, you know, it's about the pursuit. And everybody loves the chase. Everybody does. And one of the things you have to be careful with, I think, when you're in a long... A long-term relationship is not to forget the chase. Yes. One of the fantasies that we haven't lived out yet that I really, really, really want to do... Oh, you're going to tell me. ...is I want... I have a rape fantasy with my man only. So it's just a fantasy. But what I want is I want to come in the house one day and not be able to find him. And I want someone in a mask that's got the same body, same cock, same everything as him. But it's not him. But it's not him. To totally... Totally. I want to be fantasy raped by my man in my bedroom. I want that. But you want the whole experience. You want, like, the fight. I want the fight. I want the full experience. The fall down, the bruises. I want... I trust my partner so much that, yes, that's what I want. Push against... I want to be held on. I want to be tied up. I want to not be able to get away. I want you to have your way with me completely. Even if it's kind of painful and even if it's not even about the orgasm for you as much as it's the punishing sex on his part to you. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's what's going to get you off in your head, isn't it? It's what's going to get me off. It's going to get you so turned on and wet. Yes. That it doesn't matter if he's hitting your G-spot or anything else. The whole concept of fucking being slapped. And slapped in the face, spit on. I mean, I want the whole thing. Wow. And we play rough. It's not... This is nothing new. But we just haven't done the full fantasy with the break-in and the... Now, how would you segue out of that after he's had his way? Would he just leave you, like, crying on the bed? I mean, I'm taking it to its conclusion. To its fullest point. Would you want him to... I'm trying to think. I never thought how it would end. I never thought about what that would be. Because that's what we would think if the rapist doesn't kill you. No, I don't want... You know what I think he would do is jerk off on my face and then leave me there. There you go. Maybe hogtied. Hogtied? Yeah, where I can't get out and I'm still left there for a while. Yeah, and have him leave there and you don't know when he's going to... When he's going to clean you up. Clean you up or cut... Character or anything. Anything, yeah. Wow, that's interesting. You could come a few times that way. Yeah. Yeah, and we've got... I'm driving your legs together thinking about what he's just done to you. Oh. Oh, and I have this come all over my face. Come all over your face? Oh, yeah. Oh, big shoes to fill and, like, big shoes to fill. He's got big feet. I think he'll be fine. Okay. You could call Kelly and you could play a cop. And you could call and... You could rent a car. And come over. And then you could bring me in. We could dust the place for fingerprints. And then we could have to go find him. And then we would... This has taken a whole different turn. But then we'd have to... Now, I was thinking myself coming in and a cop out. And finding you and then being off duty. So I would be equally as insensitive. Exactly. Right? You're hogtied. My advantage. Perfect. Home advantage. But then we have to go find the perpetrator. And then we pick him up and then we dust. Yeah. We have to find him. And then we have to hogtie him. And then Ginger comes back to do whatever she wants. I don't think Nick is the hogtying type. Get in with me, sweetie. Yep. I forgot that I was watching you. And I forgot that I was here, too. Yeah. And over in the back, Jenny's, like, banging on the window telling me, move the fucking camera. She's tough. She's pushy. She really is. I am not. It's tough. I was scared there for a minute. I'm like, okay, okay. I'll move the camera. I got it. I can't hear. I can't hear you at all. Jenny's the nurse. And she can come in with her swabs and swab for evidence. You can't hear anything? Oh, yeah. How's that? Oh, there it goes. Yeah. There's your little. I've been wearing cans on my ear this entire time. Oh, sweetheart. I didn't even know if I was sounding good. You sounded fabulous. That was the sexiest fucking story ever. When did you write this? I wrote this last night. Because I was thinking about what I could bring to the table of whores and whore. Right. And it just. I was feeling horny. Okay. I'll just put it there. I was 1130. And I was thinking about my hit. I was watching. And I was wanting to do this. A little homework. Sure. A little pleasure. And they just kind of blended over. And it really came down to like what about a scream queen's hot fantasy? Because you get one from like the porn queen and, you know, your average housewife. I just never heard of a scream queen. I'm sure it's been done. Maybe more of an S&M forum. But this was just like. This is like a movie scream queen kind of thing. Yes. Absolutely. Like a Freddy Krueger or, you know, Jason kind of thing. Stabbing you with his face above you kind of thing. Right. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. So exciting. All the elements. Now, does that happen a lot? I don't watch. I've just started watching horror films recently. I've always been too scared. I mean, I watched Halloween Growing Up and Friday the 13th. Right. Those are the old school ones. The old school. But I just recently. I didn't watch The Devil's Rejects, which I'm in for six years. What did you think of that when you saw it? It was brutal. It was fantastic. It was amazing. I loved my performance in it. What did you find brutal about it? Just. Have you seen it? Everything that they do. There's peeling someone's face off. Oh. Okay. You know, the way that people die. The way that they're shot up. The violence in the blood. The violence in the blood. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't. And clowns. And clowns on top of it. Yes. Everybody's favorite. And clowns. Clowns are part of it. Yeah. You know, it really. It's so gory. It's just like. It's. It's. It's murder that you would never want to see in person. Right. Oh, what is the murder you want to see in person then? Versus the ones that you do. Which murder would you like to? I mean. That sounded bad. You wouldn't want to see any murders. But this. This one specifically. But especially clown murders. I mean. It's. It's amazing. Artwork. And makeup. And everything. You know. About the goryness. But I. Now. Did it beat you over the head with violence kind of thing? Yeah. Yes. Yes. You haven't seen it? No. No. I've seen other things that he's done. Like I saw the recent one with his wife. The witches. Yes. I was supposed to be in that one. Oh, really? What happened? Is that or something? The Lords of. Lords of Salem? Lords of Salem? No. You know. I was cast in the film. And two weeks before. Not two weeks. That was the other film. Very close to the time of filming. My sister died. Oh, wow. And so the character in the film that I played in the Lords of. Lords of. Lord of Witches. Lord of Witches. It's myself. And Mark Hamill was going to be my leading man. And basically I'm cooking dinner. And I just kind of zone out. And I go and I kill my husband. I just stab him to death. And then I kill my. You get to kill Mark Hamill. I would get to kill Mark Hamill. And then I kill myself. So I couldn't do it because. To my family. Because my sister just killed herself. Oh. Two weeks earlier. Yeah. So there was no way I could be in a movie. No. Where I commit suicide. So. It was just too. It was too close to home. Right. Yeah. I had to. I had to take. Make a. A decision not to be in it. But. But those are the kind of movies he does where. Is. There isn't so much a lead. It's more circumstance. Oh. Things happen. Yes. Yes. And that's. That's true of a lot of the contemporary horror. Not like old school. Which is like the pursuit. The chase. Right. And the suspense. You got Freddy coming after you. Jason coming after you in various ways. Again. The suspense. The suspense. The pursuit. Yeah. You know. The male. The female. Protagonist is coming after you. And that is sort of a weird ass love story. Yeah. No. Is there ever. Do they mix. I don't remember. You know. The older films. I've seen. Do they. They always seem to have titties. In them. Yeah. I mean. I think that's kind of that. The schlock horror that came back. Horror really got its big thrust. Pardon the pun. In drive-in days. When they could get away with more gore than they could actual tits. And so. You had certain producers and directors that would just throw buckets of blood. Gore gore girls. You know. Some of the things that Rob Zombie has done. And 2000 maniacs. Those were done previously with lots and lots of blood. Okay. That's how this film is. That's how the devil's reject is. Just so that's the almost homage to that. Okay. All right. I'll have to watch more. But when you're watching most of them. I always remember you get to see the titties. And then there's the couple that fuck. And then they die. And then they die. Because it's out of wedlock. It's almost a Hollywood moral tale. Is that why they do it that way? It's kind of. It's kind of a joke. But in some ways. Yes. That's that's how they kind of get the arc of the story going. That like. It's the good girl. They've done it for years. And sometimes I think they don't even know why they were doing it. You know. Like in the 70s. Right. It was just a formula that you follow. Like the girl who was either virginal or was not a bitch. Right. Wouldn't get it. And the ones that were bitchy would always get it. Always get it. Yeah. And especially if they were taking the other guy's girlfriend. They would get it. I mean. Yeah. It went from being less virginal. But more like. Bitch. Bitch. Right. Right. Now do they ever mix the sex with the killer? Oh yeah. In horror films. But they come up to the line of. Just like we had little kind of lines a week ago when we had S&M in our business. You know. For a while there you couldn't have a girl tied up and then be fucking her. You know. Right. There was like lines. And Hollywood had those too. You used to be able to do it. Then they went where you couldn't. Then they could again. Right. Then they could again. Now. I don't even know if there are any rules anymore. I don't think so. I don't think there are any rules. Internet kind of didn't kill that. Radio killed S&M star. What is your favorite horror film? The sexiest horror film that you think that you've ever seen that's out there? Okay. Hold on for one second. By the way. I forgot to tell you. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. I'm Ginger Lynn with. Kelly Nichols. And. Stevie. We got all excited about the story that we just kind of missed it. Really quick. I'm just going to say The Hunger. I'll throw it out there. It's a vampire film. But it's got Catherine Deneuve. Oh. She was beautiful. And who's the other beautiful woman? Genevieve Bourgeot. Or is it Genevieve Bourgeot? Is it her? No. I don't. No. Catherine Deneuve. Catherine Deneuve. Susan Sarandon or somebody like amazing like that. I think I've seen that. Yeah. And they have a girl girl like vampire scene. Just I mean, they make love in these curtains. And you I just normally never really got hot and bothered about girls. Because they were done so poorly. And this was so suggestive and done by such a master that. And in the context of horror, because, you know, the young girl was going to come to the human girl was going to come to a bad end. Right. Right. Again, the seduction, the seduction into the dark side, this seduction into death. She may or may not survive. She may become a vampire. She may not. She may just, you know, a blood donor at this point. Now, vampire movies seem to have more fucking in them than a lot of other films. There is nothing sexier than a vampire. There is. I mean, you've got teeth on your neck. You're already in a good vein part in the book. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, you have someone sucking your life force. Yeah. No. I mean, there is something about again, it's a little bit going back to the thing I just read. It's like giving your life force up for somebody else. Just being willing to like trust somebody or or feeling that leave you is such a total release. Just like an orgasm is release, kind of releasing your blood, releasing your your your liquid in your between your legs, releasing your life. Absolutely. Is the ultimate orgasm. Right. I get it with Nick. Well, the way that we do it usually is I'll ride him on top cowgirl. And so I'm I'm facing him. He's he's, you know, cowgirl. And he will put his hand up and then have me hold just put my my neck and my weight fall into his hand. So I basically choke myself out and then he'll squeeze just hard enough. And I go out and I come every time the moment that I go out. That's when I come. Or if I haven't, sometimes I'll take it a little too far. And when he slaps me back, then you say you go out. You mean you just lose consciousness? I lose consciousness. Yeah. Yeah. And then when you wake up, you're coming. It's it's. Yes. What? It's more of a dream. Wow. Wow. Wow. What? Just it takes you a few minutes to come back. Sounds like whippets. I'm sorry. It's a little like. It's kind of like whippets. It really is kind of like whippets. And, you know, I was a little perv when I was I was a young child. I remember I used to spin around in a circle as fast as I could over and over and over and over and over again until I would get so dizzy that I would fall down. And I would pass out and you get that that high. Oh, wow. I would do that when I was like four or five years old so that I would basically I was seducing myself. Seducing yourself. Yeah. I was going to say when I was about that age, actually, maybe a little bit older, I was just shoving things up my snatch. Anything. Doorknob. Yeah. Thermometer. A hot dog my brother hadn't finished eating. I swear to God, there was like nothing safe. If I could roll up a newspaper and stick it up my little hole, I did. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. No, no sanitation. You thought in this little kid's head. I was a humper. I was a humper. I humped everything. You felt the vibration on your clit. It was an outside stimulus. Yes. Mine was a penetration thing. Yours was a penetration. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, I think it's because my first orgasm was an outside thing. I was in the bathtub and my mother used to leave the water trickling coming out of the faucet so that the water would stay warm. So it would be the warm water coming into the bath. And I remember scooching up and it just seemed like the right thing to do was to slide, bend my knees and slide my feet up to my ass and slide my pussy right up underneath that water. And I didn't know what it was. I didn't know what I was going through, what I was having, but it was just the most amazing thing ever. Oh, my God. I wanted bath night to be every fucking night. Every night. Every night. And then I started humping things. I would hump the side of the bathtub, the toilet seat. And that was your first orgasm. Yes. Were you trying to duplicate it by humping other things? Yes. You're trying to get that shot in the back. And I got it. I got it right away. I mean, I was able to, that's what I say, I would hump the bathtub and I could orgasm in 30 seconds. I would do it everywhere. I would do it at school on my desk, just lift up my little dress and hump my dress. I would go outside and climb the swing sets and you know how they have the big A-frame metal bars. I would climb up just to hump so that I would- This explains a lot about you. Go for it. I know. It just, it was, I mean, there are... My biggest orgasm day was when I was pregnant with my son and I had over 50 orgasms. I could not come enough. Wow. I quit. I just, I would come and then five seconds later I was like, fuck, I got to do it again. The Lord has been generous to you, girlfriend. That is amazing. I am, I'm a really lucky girl to be able to come as easily as I do. I have figured it out. The first time I came, I tried to duplicate it and that was like in the process of inserting various objects up inside myself. Right. I had a squirt gun. Oh no. And it was a loaded squirt gun. That's brilliant. I didn't know it was brilliant. And I started doing myself with the squirt gun and at one point I did squirt and I had that mind-searing, what the heck was that? And then I could, that's why the objects kept being different and better because I wanted to get that feeling again and I didn't because I didn't use a squirt gun. You didn't use a squirt gun. So not so lucky as you. I'm ever on the quest for something. But you figured it out. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. But now you're all good. Yeah. I'm all good. Hitachi. Thank you. Yes. Hitachi has been one of the best inventions of all time. I think that every woman out there. I keep hearing it. I just heard it the other day. Somebody brought it up. It was on some kind of radio show. Like as if they had just, well yeah, the thing called the Hitachi. And the other girl is going, yeah, I have to write this down. I'm going, oh my God. One, you haven't heard of it. And two, how do you think you're the only one who knows about it? I mean, every woman I would think just about knows about the Hitachi. Right. I would think so. But you can. You know, when I stop and think about it, I've got girlfriends that are from not in the in the adult film industry. I've you know, just civilian friends. Yeah. And I don't know if I've ever come brought up in conversation with most of my civilian friends. At the Hitachi Magic Wand. Even my one of my best friends that I've had sex with a million times. I don't know if we've ever even talked about it. Well, it is kind of a specific kind of subject. But I don't know about you. But I discovered the Hitachi. It's not always dinner conversation. I had a Hitachi before I did anything. Oh, you did? Oh, yeah. Your grandmother had a Hitachi? But I don't think it was called a Hitachi wand. It was like this. It looked exactly like a Hitachi wand. Hitachi. Hitachi. Hitachi. And it disappeared. And I remember she had to this day. Are you sure she just didn't use it to massage her shoulder? That's what she says. But it looks like a Hitachi wand. Well, no, it was really meant to be a massager. I'm not exactly sure how I got my little hands on it. But I was I was pretty sure I was going to use it. I was going to use it. I was going to use it. I was going to use it. I was going to use it. But it was really meant to be a massager. I'm not exactly sure how I got my little hands on it. But I was I was pre-18. Well, she misses it. So I found a massage. Actually, somebody gave me a massager that heated up and I put it in the closet for her. She doesn't use that one. She wants the Hitachi. Yeah. You know what grandma is using it to get off baby. Sorry. Because I've tried other ones. And there really is for my pussy. I can get off on other ones. But there's no. Work at it. Replacing the Hitachi. You know, you know how you can get a like a minute orgasm, a three minute. I mean, there's just a way it feels on your skin, the way it vibrates off that ball. There is nothing, nothing like that. And you're like you. I've tried various lookalikes. Right. No, no, no. I've broken lookalikes. I've broken the tip off because I'll like I said, I'm a humper and I'm grinding that into my clit. Have you broke a Hitachi? I have not broken a Hitachi. I broke a Hitachi. Did you? I broke a Hitachi. I was in Australia. I was in Australia and I didn't realize the current flow is different. And I plugged it into the wall and it blew up in my hand, down my wrist. The thing just just went all fritzy nuts. And I had this big, long suit streak down my my wrist. And I was so. But the worst. I wasn't. Yeah, I mean, I was a little hurt, but I was mostly upset because I didn't have my Hitachi and I was going to stay there another damn five days. Oh, no, I didn't even think of that. Jenny, what about you? Is is the Hitachi Magic Wand common knowledge amongst. Amongst young people these days? Does everybody know? I don't think so. I never. I mean, I never knew what it was called, but I had seen it in porn a lot. You seen it in porn a lot? Yeah, I know vibrators. I just don't think they have a more of a selection, too, if you think about it. Yeah, I mean, there are a lot of many things out there now that were not there for us. Yeah, I've tried pretty much most of them. A lot of people send in different products and toys. And, you know, so I do get an opportunity to try a lot of them. But I would highly recommend, Jenny, that you take one home and you try it. Well, I need to try it. Yeah, I need to try it here off camera, obviously. I need to try it. Oh, my God, that would be great. Off camera. Off camera. Off camera. And we'll have you mic'd and it will be awesome. You'll be leaving Andy and asking to marry me. You'll be going, OK. I already do that, do you? Now you're on eBay trying to get more Hitachis and stuff. I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to go to the store and I'm going to ask you what you're doing. You're asking to marry me. You're going to be going, OK. I already do that, do you? Now you're on eBay trying to get more Hitachis is what she's going to be doing. Actually, what's your birthday? September. That's a long way away. But his birthday is the 11th of this month. The 11th of April. Oh, this will be a gift for him too. Not for him to use on himself, but for him to use on you. Yeah. Now, Andy, how do you feel about things like that? How do you feel about your woman using toys? Oh my God. Oh, we've talked about this, actually. We've tried them, but I don't think it really adds a whole lot. If you're that good, probably not. It's just our own hands and... You know what? We were talking about this with another host who has a show here, and she thought that adding toys... I think I like playing with toys and stuff, but he explained to me the desensitization that comes along with it, and I guess that's where our fear comes in. It's not necessarily desensitizing, but it's just conditioning, kind of. Yeah, there is a problem. With most vibrators, you're not going to have a problem. No vibrator, no toy is ever going to replace the feeling of a real person, of a real man. That's the ultimate. Now I just lost my train of thought. But you're thinking that you might need the toy to get the mood? Oh, no. What happens with the Hitachi Magic Wand, what you do have to be careful of is you can have an orgasm so quickly. I mean, literally, I can have one in 30 seconds. 30 seconds. It's just done. It's over. That's crazy. It's perfect for those quick moments. Oh, my gosh, yes. It's like crack. It's pussy crack. It is, and it's so intense that people who normally don't come a second time back-to-back can come a second time back-to-back because you just grind that bad boy in there and you can come a second time. I'm here to tell you. But you have to be careful. If you come three, four times, then you don't even feel it anymore. You're just like... It's like a jackhammer down there. Speaking of jackhammers, really quickly, Hitachis have this interesting thing in Japan where it's kind of a bondage thing, but they have a girl strung up and they have like 10 to 20, literally, on her pussy and on her clit, Hitachis. And they have them going in these little holding places and she is writhing. I mean, can you imagine more than one Hitachi? All over your pussy, on your clits. And they turn them on and you can hear them going... And this girl is practically breaking through. It is until you kind of go, oh, would I want to be that? That's like, talk about desensitization or something. And that would be, you'd burst through the barrier of desensitize. I don't even know where you'd be. Maybe you would just go out into that zone place and it would be so amazing. I've got four of them. I should take them home and see what happens. And only one of them is a Hitachi. I have three. I have three different brands. So maybe I should take them home and try them out and see what happens. I think you need three real Hitachis. I think I do. You know what? I've got one here. I've got one real Hitachi at home. We'll pull it together. In the meantime, give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. I'm Ginger Lynn with... Kelly Nichols. And... Stevie! You've just experienced our first Kelly's Corner. I hope that you had as much fun as we did. It's going to be a regular part on our show. Yes, it is. Kelly comes in and turns us on. Which you're very, very, very good at. That was wonderful. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I loved it. Now, did you try your pussy cream? Yes, I put it on my pussy before I read. Okay, this is the Screaming O Climax Cream. It's Better Orgasms Tonight. It's L-arginine formula. Fast acting. Arginine, yeah. Arginine? Is that what it is? Arginine. Yeah. Anyway, I tried this product a couple weeks ago and did have an orgasm. And it was amazing. It was really, really fucking amazing. How does it feel on your pussy right now? At first, it felt a little warm too fast. And then it kind of went back. And then when I was reading, I noticed I was kind of squirming a little bit. Which I don't think would have happened as much if I hadn't had that right there on the head of my clit. I'm going to put some on mine so you're enjoying it. I am enjoying it. I was a little nervous when it got hot for a second, but then it pulled back nicely. Yeah, that's what I noticed when I used it before. A lot of the creams, they'll use peppermint or menthol of some sort. And so you get that toothpaste-y, fresh feeling down there, but it's not... It's a hot or it's a cold. It usually goes in either a menthol place or like a cayenne place. Yeah, exactly. And the nice thing about the Screaming O cream, the Climax cream, is it's kind of both. Yeah. If you notice. It's not really hot. It's not really cool. But you get the sensation that something's going on. And my zipper is stuck. I'm dicking around with here. I'm going to take my pants down. Okay, there she goes. There I go. It was only a matter of time. I know. It's been on the air. So we're going to take a quick break. I'm going to put the Screaming O Climax cream on my pussy. Kelly Nichols has it on hers already. Yes. We're going to let you know how that works out for us. Don't go anywhere. We will be right back on Blame It on Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. And... Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! All right. It's whores and whorers. Am I getting better at pronouncing it? As good as I am. I've always had a problem with that one. Well, I'm both. I'm a whore and I'm a... No, you know what? I'm not a whore. I'm a slut. Whore, whore, yeah. I'm much more of a slut than I am of a whore. I agree. I agree. Yeah. Whores, there's usually money involved. It's kind of an old-fashioned word. Oh. You know? Yeah, the only... Whores of the street in England. Or the only time that I think that you can use it and that I would call myself not even a whore, but I'll take a whore's bath. Ah, you want to explain that? A whore's bath is where you wash your pussy, tits, and ass. That's all you do. Oh, wait. You forgot underarms. And underarms. That's right. Pussy. Yep. Titties, underarms, pussy, and asshole. That's a whore's bath. Everything you use. My grandma taught me that. My grandma taught me that. My grandma and your grandma should hook up with their Hitachis. I was just going to say, the two grandmothers should definitely get together. We have L Sweet on the line. Hi, baby girl. Hello. Oh. Oh. Nice. Did you like Kelly's Corner today? Did you enjoy Kelly's Dirty Story? I did. Oh. I thought that you would. I thought that you would. Well, I'm a little bit of... You don't know that side, but I'm a little bit of a freak. You're a little bit of a freak? What's the freak? The freakiest thing that you've ever done or thought about doing? Well, like you, I have that fantasy for the rape fantasy. The rape fantasy? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's always... I think a lot of women do. I love a man that's in charge. I love a man that's in control. I love a man when he holds me down. I love to feel his weight on my body. And you have a man you can trust, too, so a lot of us have to keep it fantasies Yes. because we don't have someone like that. No, you have to. If you're going to live that fantasy out, it's got to really be with somebody that you trust with your life. Right. And they want to do it. Mine's a little different, though, because it's more female than male. Yours is more female than male? Yeah. Well, that's just hot. That's what Kelly was saying, that she was going to come in as the police officer afterwards with her baton and her handcuffs and just... And she's already hogtied and she's already been raped and she's all splayed out. I would just, like, okay, I'm off duty. I'm doing you, babe. That's right. I've got splooge all over my face. You have to look it off. You don't have to look it off. Don't be giving me orders. Sorry. I got all excited. Maybe I'll just wipe it in my fingers and shove it into your mouth, honey. Oh, see, now my pussy's starting to feel that cream I put it on before. Yeah. The Screaming Old Climax cream. At first I put it on and it felt warm. Yep. Now it's cooling down and my pussy's starting to throb a little bit. It's making the blood rush to my clit. So all this dirty talk is getting to you. It's working for me. It's working for me. L-Sweet, do you have a lover? Okay. What are your questions, beautiful? Can you speak up a little bit, sweetheart? I can't hear you. Oh, no, no. Not at all. No, I thought it was funny. No. No, it was awesome. I'm a little bit of a freak because if a woman asserts herself physically, first pushes me against the wall or grabs me by the hair or smacks me or something, I'm like her total slave. I have to do it. Nice. That's the same way I am with my man. I'm like butter. I just become yours immediately. So you and I are very similar. We've got very, very similar jobs. Desires. And Kelly as well. There's that naughty boy. The men to be the bad boys. Men to be the bad boys. Although with women, I do enjoy possibly smacking a woman around, especially if she acquiesces so nicely like you said you would. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Even if I'm mad, there was this one time I was with this girl and I was mad I was leaving. I was halfway out the door. She grabbed me by the hair and yanked me back. I was just like totally done. She had her way with me. That was it. Hair pulling, there's an art to it as well. I don't know. Can I pull your hair, Kelly? Sure. I'm going to take my hand and what you do is I'm going to slide my fingers up underneath of Kelly's hair and grab her at the base of her hair and pull back. Your hair is a little bit, I don't want to hurt you. No, you're not. That feels good because it tightens at the scalp. It's at the base of your head. And you can tug me any way. Yes. It'll hurt good, but it won't hurt bad. Exactly. Yeah. I like that a lot. That's nice. So if I ever get to meet you in person, I know what to do. Oh, no. I've given myself a disadvantage here. Dating tips. I love it. So from what I'm hearing, you're into, would you consider yourself someone who's into BDSM? I don't. I don't like to be, I have to try so much to be restrained. I don't. I'm extremely claustrophobic. So that part of it. Well, and BDSM doesn't necessarily always mean that you, I think that's where the confusion comes in with a lot of people because what you've described with the getting slapped and the hair pulling, those are BDSM techniques. That's, you know, it's about bondage and domination, sadokism and masochism. And there's the sadokism, masochism comes in with slapping. You know, I like it when I like to be spit on. And so you're already practicing some of these things here. So it's not necessarily always being tied up. What's the next thing on our list, Kelly? Let's see if L-suite is into whatever we are going. I think beatings in general, acts in which one partner is beaten. So the masochism would be the one taking it. The sadist would be the one giving it. Giving it, yes. Okay, so that would be the S&M. That would be the S&M portion of BDSM. So would you ever, do you ever want to be beaten or spanked? Spanked. In a softer term, spanked. Well, I think there's, does it say beaten on here? It says beating and then it goes into canes, crops, floggers, hairbrushes, paddles, spanking, straps, whips, and then location, back, bottom. Okay, so there's all different categories within the beating. Yeah. Okay. So it's what you get beaten with and where you're beaten. So what's the first, you are beaten. What's the first thing on the list on beating? Cane. A cane. We tried that one last week. We did the cane. Crop. Crop we did as well. Let's see, hairbrush. We haven't done a hairbrush. We have not done a hairbrush. How do you think you would feel about being played with with a hairbrush, L-Sweet? I have a bad kind of teeth because like when I was a little girl my mom used to do my hair and smack me in the head with a hairbrush. Oh dear. That's the only problem sometimes with this is if you've had some kind of like childhood episode with something like that or you really spanked severely as a child. It does not equal good memories to help you like go down that fantasy lane. So I feel for you. I like with the hand like it should be spanked with your hand. That would be okay? Yeah, I like that. I like, I've done with like a really small like light flogger. I like that. A small what? Flogger. Flogger. Ah. I like that. Like a cane. No, that's too much like a switch. I got that one. I was a cane. Right. Yeah. But a flogger, it's got that great little sound and just that small area of little pain spank. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I'm more like, I like more like just person to person more than implement. Right. A lot of people were hearing that a lot lately. We're just trying. We're just going through our BDSM list. It's really hard to hear you today, sweetheart. So I think we have a bad connection. I can hear you, but it's very faint and I'm getting some tweets saying that we can't hear you. So I'm going to say thank you for calling in so much. I hope we answered your questions. All right. Thank you. Thank you, baby. And they have down here, one of the things after hair brushing is beating hard. Axe in which one partner is beaten hard. Is that like a long line? Say that again. Beating hard. Axe in which one partner is beaten hard. Is that, would that be along the lines of like the... I think that's where you end up with bruises. A little bit like the fantasy rape. A little bit like the fantasy rape. I don't think, let's go back to the ones that we haven't tried. Okay, hairbrushes. Let's try the hairbrush. I don't have any bad hairbrush childhood memories, but I tell you what, I would never let anybody hit me with a belt. Ah, okay. So I totally get where else it was coming from. I would never ever let that happen. Belt, me neither. All right. So we've got a hairbrush here. May I see your titties? I present them. Presenting the titties. Kelly Nichols pulling out the beautiful girls. Now I've got a small hairbrush. I'm gonna let you hear the back of it. It's plastic. It's round. The other side has the little bristles on it. So what I'm gonna do to start is basically brush Kelly Nichols. I'm gonna take my brush and brush her titties. Oh, that feels good. Not too hard, but hard enough that I'm leaving little red marks as they go down the titty. Going up around the bottom of it. I'm going over. You can go harder. Okay. All right. It's hard to tell with the brush. I don't know how. Yeah, you're leaving marks and a little kind of like where it's been, but it doesn't hurt at all. It just actually, it's like getting it red when you smack. Oh, yeah. Now I'm smacking it with the bristly part, both titties. I'm leaving little tiny. Her titties are getting red. They're getting redder and redder and redder. Going for the nipple now. It feels amazing. Back and forth. Sensitive on the nipple. Sensitive on the nipple. Sensitive on the nipple. Wow. Nicole Nichols is liking this. I'm going to say, if you need me to stop, I always say Rumpelstiltskin. Got it. All right. Now going to rub them gently with the back of the cool, flat side of the brush. That's amazing because you did exactly, you pinked, as they say, when you spank someone on the butt, you pink their ass, get it all red. And you just did that with my breasts. You got them all spanked red. And they're hot to the touch when you did it. You spank them again and then you can feel them because your hands are warm, but it wasn't. Once you start spanking them. Ah. Wow. Now they're getting red again. I don't know if you can hear this or not. Okay. Yeah. Your hands are warm. My hands are warm, but I can still tell. Yeah. Yeah. Now let me try it with the back of the brush. This is going to probably hurt a little bit more. As long as you stay on that area, don't do my nipples. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Wow. I'm liking it. Yeah. Wow. Yes. It's good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're just joining us, that is the back of a hairbrush being smacked onto Kelly Nichols' titties. I'm doing it pretty hard. Yeah, you are. I'm making them red. I'm going to have like probably purple braces. There you go. All right. So that is a brush being spanked with a brush. Ah, look how pink. Oh, they're really bright pink and red. If you're watching on the monitor, you can see that now. That was amazing. They feel warm. That is like... Now, what would it be like other than on the breasts? Where would you do it? You would do it on the butt? The back of the legs? I would do it on your back. I would do it on the back of your legs, the back of your thighs. I would do it everywhere except for your face. I would do it on your head. Really? Mm-hmm. On your head? Or on your head? I would brush your hair and then smack you with the brush. Oh, like a punishment smack? Well, what I would do is basically pull your hair. I know that you've got hairspray in your hair, so I would brush it so that it would hurt. I would just brush it out and get all that hairspray out and leave you a little bit of pain. I love it. Keep going, keep going, keep going. I would brush your neck. I would brush the front and the back of it. I would push it onto your neck so that you couldn't breathe slightly. Push it onto your Adam's apple, right, so it's a little bit hard. You could do a lot with that little brush. That's almost better than a bigger brush. Mm-hmm. You could end up all the little nooks and crannies with that. I would brush your pubic hair with it. I would brush your ass with it. I would turn things around and spank it afterwards. I would brush your back. I have a whole new respect for little brushes. This is like, that's really amazing because it would be like a pussy groomer. It would. It could be like hair and then you could do small portions of the face. Yep, little smacks. Little smacks. You couldn't do that with a bigger hairbrush on my breast. It just would have hit the nipple and this just got just the right amount of flat space. Right, right. And this is just a small hand little brush that I carry in my purse. I actually had it with me today. So I'm going to guess that you like the brush. I like the brush. And what are you going to give it on a scale of one to five, five being the best? Four and a half. Four and a half? Yeah, because that felt really good. Really? Really. Really. Really. You were doing where it was just missing my nipples but getting the flat part and I have never been slapped so effectively. I've had people hand slap me on my breast. Right. But it was getting a big chunk of like a palm size chunk on my breast just solid that you couldn't get in a bigger brush or with a hand. Right, right. So this turned out to be the actual perfect size without me. Yeah, we were trying to come up with brushes. I had a round brush maybe good for insertion. I don't know, but not for smacking. Do you want to try it on my ass? Sure. Would you mind? Yeah, well, I can't rate it unless we do and I'm thinking let's try a different body part and see. You had your pants down before. What happened? I know. I pulled them back up. Going down. Up and down. Up and down. Going down. I'm going to put my shoes back on, drop my pants and present me with the ass. Oh, yeah. There we go. Tell me how you... Okay, hold on. You're going to have to describe it. Can I go this way? There you go. Can you get to me this way? Yes, I can. All right. What I've done is I am leaning over my chair. Kelly is rubbing my ass with the back of... Oh, now the front of the brush. I'm just doing to you what you did to me, taking the brush and just kind of basically brush combing her ass. Oh. Up and down. That's nice. That feels really, really good on my ass. Please. Oh. Make you feel good before we punish you. Oh, I love this. Kelly Nichols, taking a brush. And she's got goosebumps on her ass. It's so cute. It doesn't hurt when I bear down, does it? No, when you bear down and brush hard, it feels really good. It's like scratching my ass with a million little bristles. It feels so good. This is also getting you all the blood to the surface so when we turn it around, we're going to be able to really feel it. I've never done this before. Oh, fuck me. Oh, my goodness. Okay, that was awesome. I'm kidding. No. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's bringing all the blood to the surface with the tiny little bristles and all the blood up here. Kelly's teasing me and then she comes in for the kill. Comes in and brings all the blood up to the top of my ass. You two can do rumpled still skin now. Oh. No, I'm not going to rumpled still skin at all. This is my, this is my area of, well, as Nick would say, this is my bailiwick. Oh. I'm just doing little slaps. Maybe I didn't use it right in that sentence. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I can feel it. I just got lightheaded. I can feel it vibrating down my pussy. Oh, yeah. Are you making fun of my ass back there, Andy? Oh, this is nice. This goes right into the crevice here. And it just tees a little bit of your pussy. Pussy tees a little bit of your pussy through the crack. Yeah. And go up. And then, of course, it's S&M, so you never quite know when it's going to be dramatic. Oh, you just don't know, do you? Oh, I love this. Who would have thought a hairbrush? Oh, my God. It stings. It feels good. Now the scratching is, the brushing is starting to feel more like a scratch because all of the blood is rushing to the surface of my ass. Yes, not so much an itching. It's actually like almost. Now it's a little bit tender, but in a good way. It feels really, fucking amazing. And you're so pink. Am I pink? Yeah, that's what this looks like. Yeah. Just a little now, not so hard. Oh, if you're not watching this, you're crazy. You should be at skidrowstudios.com right now watching this. I can see. Oh! We went crazy. Oh, your ass is warm. My booty is red and warm and glowing in the dark. Oh, man. How did that feel? How did that feel there? That was amazing. I'm giving it a fucking five. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I love this brush. I've never done that before. With the little baby brush, too. Oh, my God. That was. Or even the combing part. I knew. Yeah. That was like different. I love the combing part. I love the brushing. I love the combing part. I loved the slap of the sting and I love not knowing when it was going to hit me. And isn't that the right amount of space? It's like a palm-sized flat against your skin, right? Yes. Yes. I'm so glad I was never beaten with a hairbrush. I would be missing out on this. You'd be missing out because that bad association can really ruin a good fantasy. Yeah. Wow. And it's funny. When I thought of beading, in general, I didn't realize there were so many different types of beading within the BDSM world. We've already done... We did a... We did a crop. A riding crop. A cane. We did a cane. A flogger. We did a flogger. And today, we did a hairbrush brush. And they're all completely different. Completely different. Different sensations. And I got to tell you, the brush is one of my favorites. Me too. I really... I can see spending a couple hours on somebody and then going up and down. Just even the description of you brushing the hair, starting from the top of the head, kind of like roughly tearing through the hair, but not so rough, just rough enough, going up and down the neck, maybe lightly smacking on the face, just a little bit of like a slight inference of corporal punishment that is sort of there but not. Yeah. Back of your neck, down the front. I mean, you could take your time with this little brush because it's small. You're not like wiping out a whole area real fast like you would with a paddle. And it's funny, you don't need to go out and buy all these... I love a lot of the toys I play with and I play with them on a regular basis. Right. But you can find things in your house that you can use for... We both know that. We are the innovators. Oh, trust me. You know, anything that's in my house is... Nothing is safe in my house. Things to put up inside your house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love the things to put up inside your house. Let's see if this will fit. Oh, see, we share that. No, the dishwasher I could hump because it gets really hot. I could probably rub my pussy up against it and come. Wow. Is it against the... Is it a flat one you'd have to lean up against? I'd have to lean up against it. It's not the sitting on top of it. No, it's not the sitting on top. No. Not like the dryer, the cycle, the boom, boom, boom, boom. No, I've been on top of the dryer though. You deliberately offload it so that it's heavy on one side and the whole thing goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a good time. That's our BDSM checklist. We've got... Do we have time for one more? I think we do. Okay. See, paddles? Paddles. Yes. Like ping pong paddles, but not? You know what? Why don't you get the other paddle as well, Stevie? Okay. So we have two of them to try. We've got a brand new paddle. AdamandEve.com sent us a bunch of goodies to try out. This is the AdamandEve.com paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's a leather paddle. AdamandEve.com paddle. It's a leather paddle. It's about three inches wide, eight inches long. Can you use that on me? Yes. I'm looking at both sides of this. This is a smooth leather on this side. But it's a little kind of like cuffed. It's a little cuffed. Yes. So it's gonna have a little scoop. And it'll have a sound. Yes. When you cuff, you have this kind of... That's nice. And then the other side has a little bit of this. of a texture to it. Ooh, that's a different, yes. Oh, yeah, that's going to be a little more brutal, I think. Yeah, this side is definitely. One's going to be more soundy. Is that a word? Soundy. I just made it up. And then I've got my other paddle that I keep in the studio, my personal favorite paddle that I like to use. Wow. And it's leather on one side and it's lambskin on the other. That's not a cheap piece. No, this is a really nice piece. Yeah. Yeah, I love this paddle. I might take this home tonight. I haven't played with it in a while. Now, do you actually smash with the little, what is it, lambskin? The lambskin. I mean, do you do that? Yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's like a big duster or powder puff. It feels really good, especially after your ass has been whacked with the leather side. It's a really nice feeling to smooth it out, to rub it, to buff it. Which one would you like to try? Try this, and then after you've got me all worked up and warm, then you can buff me with that. Okay. How's that? All right, perfect. Ginger Lynn, Kelly Nichols, Stevie in studio right now. We are trying out some different things on the BDSM checklist. Now, in the beading category, we have found so far like six different things where now we've done floggers, we've done whips, we've done brushes. Now we're trying out a paddle. This is a leather paddle. Kelly's got her beautiful ass up in the air, turned around toward me. Okay. Now I'm going to take... Presenting the ass. You're presenting the ass. Oh, she's already started on me. She's got her fingers running up. I mean... I'm so sensitive and suggestible. That's just like, now I know the area that's going to be addressed. She's running her fingers all around my... That's the crop. ...lobe. That's a crop? I thought it was your fingers. That's crazy. That's the crop that I'm running up underneath of your bottoms. Oh, my gosh. Back down the other side. Okay. That's the square leather one? Yep. Oh, okay. This is the square leather crop. She knows what she's doing. Why am I... Running it underneath the back of your legs and right behind... Okay, from the side of her thigh behind her ass across that beautiful little pucker hole over to the other side. Now I'm going to start with just little smacks, little quick smacks with the noisy side. The noisy side. Well, that's a nice sound and you're not hitting that hard. Nope. Boy, if this was a video, they'd be thinking I'd be getting, like, beaten right now because it's... There's a lot of wind being produced. Wait. Right. I beg your pardon. I resemble that remark. I didn't mean... I think I'm pointing in the wrong direction here. I was smacking pretty fast. There was a little drought. No, you're talking about the cupped... Like you would a cupped pan, which makes a lot of sound. So that's cupping the air and producing... Now your ass is getting red. And I'm saying, do you see me? All right. That is the smooth, concave side of it. Now I'm going to take and kind of do, like, a knife, like I'm sawing down the back of your ass. I'm scratching with the side of it. Kind of putting grooves in my ass. I'm putting grooves in your ass and down. And she's tickling my clit. Oh, that's nice. It's nice when you can merge the two. Mm-hmm. That's always working. That's always working. That's always working. That's always working for me. If something is going on a little bit on my clit and then something elsewhere, perfect. Ah! Okay. That's the other side. That's the other side? Okay. Different, huh? That's different. That's nice. Is it? Yeah. Now I'm trying to... I don't know about you. I like the meaty part of my butt walloped. That's where I like it. Yes. So I don't know if that's what you like or not. If there's something different, tell me. You can hit that and you can also get, like, right here, the fatty part. Okay. Something about, like, you can hit harder on the fatty, because it's fat, right? Quick little slaps on the fatty part going faster. That feels great. And harder. Harder. And harder. Harder. And harder. And harder. Oh, that feels great. Good. Right there. Right there. Right there. Ah, yeah. That's great. Oh, wow. Yeah. See, that can take it. Takes a licking and keeps on taking. Baby. That's hot. Now my cool hands on your warm ass to cool you down. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to make it feel all better. I'm taking the palms of my hands, which are cooler than Kelly's hot red ass right now, and I'm just kind of pressing, holding my hands down. She got me very hot. Squeezing her ass a little bit. Just make her feel all better after a good spanking. Now I'm going to bring in the other paddle, my favorite personal paddle. Not to say that I don't love the one from adamandeve.com. That was a gift, and I want to thank them very much for that. Right. But mine's got a little bit of lambskin on one side, so I want to, or sheepskin, so I want to. Can I do you a favor? Yes. This globe was ignored a little bit. Yes. How about you use the leather side on this side? I'm actually anxious to see what that feels like. Oh, that is not, wow. Wow. That one's got a big, wide surface. Wow. It's flat. It's hard. Wow. I just want to keep taking more and more. Wow. Ah. Ah. Yeah. Wow. Wow, Zara. That's a good one. Whoa. Whoa. My eyes are watering. That was amazing. Yeah. This has got a wallop to it. Oh. And then I've got the smooth side. I'm rubbing. Oh, I get the lambskin. That is really. It's a nice touch after the beating. Now, you could hit with the lambskin too, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's. It's more just of a thud. See, I'm a makeup artist, and I'm thinking about whacking some of my girls with my powder puff, and I think that's what it would feel like. Sorry, girls. All right. All right. Kelly Nichols has just been beaten with a paddle by Ginger Lyme. With an inch of my life. How do you rate at a scale of one to five the BDSM portion of being beaten with a paddle? Being beaten with a paddle. Wow. That was a. Okay. I will say because it really got. Whoa. Okay. I'll say a four because I could push it up to five if I had the right partner and they wanted to take it up another pain notch. I could probably do it, but if they didn't know what the hell they were doing, it would ruin it for me. That would be the one to take it up to a five. Absolutely. Yeah. Paddles are one of the things that you really have to be careful of. The only paddle that I really like at home. I mean, I'll mess around with paddles here in the studio, but when I'm really having sex at home, the one thing that I use and it's just because it's so fucking filthy is I have a. It really is. I have a paddle that's about the same size as this one from adamandeve.com and it's got the letter. S L U T written backwards on the paddle. Oh, so when I get smacked in the ass with the paddle, it says slut across my ass, but my ass isn't big enough to fit all four letters. So I'm always a lot. So I'm going to give paddles. You know, it'd be funny if they had one with a time stamp. And you just change it for each one. I remember that. It was. So what would you give this? You know, we didn't do me in the studio and I'm not, we don't have time, but I'm not actually from the doer. So let's say as far as doing it to you, I loved it. It was a huge turn on. So as far as I didn't think of doing it on the doer side versus the doer. How flexible was it? Yeah. No, I loved it. I loved it. There was a huge turn on in spanking your ass and you're not knowing what I was doing and the different. I kind of got lost in your ass. I was mesmerized. I was hypnotized by it. Not compliment. Oh, you know, no, I mean, in a good way. I was so busting you. First, you're farting. I know. Now I've got a huge ass. She's getting lost on it. Like another planet, like a big moon. No, in the good way where I wanted to live there. I wanted to just stay there. No, it was really fucking erotic for me. I, I think when it comes to, you know, paddles and spank or beating, I would rather be the doer than the dewey. Oh, and I would say that normally, but this last time was real. I'm having good experience with you, girl. I think some of it is just a good team and I don't trust women really very easily with this. I'm more usually the dominant. Right. You have a way of dominating me in such a way that I feel safe and you kind of edge it up slowly. It's not a jump. So I'm not like blinking going. Oh, I wasn't expecting that. Right. So much. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. You want some, some lack of expectation to some degree, but you don't want it so out of left field that it breaks your concentration completely. Right. Right. No, and I'm, I'm a safe lover. You know, I, I can feel people. I don't just go. You're intuitive. How's that? I think you're very intuitive. Intuitive would be a good way to put it. I'm an intuitive lover. Yes. Yes. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you very much. That concludes our BDSM portion for the day. We are going to be right back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to Blame It on Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols and Stevie. Be right back. Bye. I'm Ginger Lynn and Friday is my high day. It's the last day of the week when I get to party with you. I'm Ginger Lynn and Friday is my high day. when I get to party with you. All night long. You, me, and Ms. Radio Sapphire all together for a little bit of cookies and cream, a little bit of naughty and nice, a little bit of ginger and spice. We've got confessions, splashing. I bring in food. I sit in it. I put my pussy, plop it right down inside that food, mush it around, let you know how it feels. We've got a party in my panties every Friday night. We've got the weekend wrap up, just the tip, celebrity gossip, dirty movies, and more. With myself, Ginger Lynn and Ms. Radio Sapphire join us on Fridays for Cookies and Cream. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. It didn't work. It didn't work? I'm waiting. Oh my gosh. Did it short? Oh no. All right, next time. It's my foxy sound. Oh well, sorry. And it didn't go off. Right. Oh well. Thank you so much for coming in, Ashlyn and Lloyd. Now, what do you do for a living? I am a porn star. And you are a beautiful porn star. Beautiful. You've got a lot of You've got a lot of You've got a lot of You've got a lot of You've got a lot of You've got a lot of You've got a lot of red, brown, beautiful chestnut hair, big brown eyes, the biggest beautiful smile ever. You're just gorgeous. Thank you. And you look, how tall are you? Without heels, I'm 5'8". 5'8". That's, yeah. Model tall. Yes. Model tall. Yes. How long have you been in the adult film industry? For about six months now. Six months. So you're a baby. Yeah. How old are you? 20. 20? 20? What made you want to get into the adult film industry? I just, always been interested in it. Like, even in middle school, I was the freaky chick that had porn on her iPod. What? No. Did you really? Oh my God. That's such a thing in the modern time. This is like crazy. I had Jenna and Jameson and I can't remember what, it's two girls. Right. Two blonde girls. It was the one where they like, she goes under the table and eats her out and then it takes her to the bathroom and they just get it on all rough and stuff and she totally eats her ass while Jenna's Jameson face is, in the toilet. In the toilet. Oh, that's hot. And, but I, that would have been a bit too much for me when I was in middle school. So you're really, progressive. And the other kids knew about it? The other kids knew that you had this on you? Yeah. So you were considered kind of a freak or did you share it with other kids or? Um, yeah, I actually, I told boys what blowjobs were before they even knew about it, I think, in middle school. I mean, I don't remember exact details but I do remember having, like, a group session with, like, a group of guys just talking about sex at least 10 or 20 minutes at lunch. And you're the only girl standing there and all the guys are around, gathered around learning about their own pieces. Wipe it out. Did you have a boyfriend in high school or did you sleep around? Uh. Or both? At first, I slept around and then I kind of slowed down, settled down, whatever. And then, just, uh, it didn't work for you? It didn't work for me. I couldn't stay faithful or loyal or, not that, but just. You're not ready, you're so young. I'm not. I'm not ready to settle down and just have one guy. I want another guy and then a girl and then maybe, like, you know, more people. Well, do you want to come over to my house? I like that about her. I've got a really hot man and we would, we'll take you as our unicorn. We'll take. That's nice. Are you familiar with Kelly Nichols' work? Uh, no. Are you familiar with Stevie's work? No. Now, are you familiar with my work? I am familiar with you. I've just been around forever. Yeah. Well, you're so cute. Yeah, now you're gonna taste your medicine, girlfriend. That's all right, though. As long as you keep it going, no matter, you can, I'll be 90 and I'll still be sucking dick. I know I will. Yeah, my man is in for a treat for the rest of his life. You can keep up. Because I really love it. I love it. And we have, we have girls over on occasion, so we, uh, we just kind of work it all out. It's a great relationship. Um, but I'm not in porn anymore. So, if I, that, I, do you have, find it hard to have a relationship? Have you tried to while you've been in porn? Um, I don't find it hard. I mean, there is someone special that I do talk to in my life. I mean, I don't consider him my boyfriend right now because, I mean, just, it's, it's, you're having sex with different people on a regular basis. So, it's just, you know, that's how I was too. It's easier not to put a label on it. Right. But, you know, at the end of the day, I still think about him more than I think about these porn guys, you know, even in the scene, you know, I'm like, I can't wait to come home. It's just, it's, you know, I get it. Yeah. So, there is somebody special. One's a job, one's a life. Yeah. It keeps you balanced too. I love my job too. I think you're one of the girls that we've met recently that's actually in the right headspace for it. Yeah. Yeah. That makes a big, big difference. Now, are you the kind of girl, do you do really naughty things? Are you the nice girl? Are you the girl next door? Are you the filthy girl? Do you spit? Do you, what do you do? I am very, I seem very girl next door and stuff. Yes, you do. I mean, you can push me to like doing nasty, nasty, nasty stuff. I mean, I am intrigued. Tell us some nasty, nasty, nasty stuff. Um, geez. Um, well, can you tell us while we look at your titties? Can I see your titties? I was about to say. You've been here for like five minutes, 10 minutes now. We haven't seen any titties. Okay. Look, cute bra. Oh, that is cute. Let's see. Let me lift up the shirt. We're getting the titties out. Yay. Oh, you've got perfect, little, perfect. Oh, her nipples are like circles. I mean, the whole nipplage around it. Little, little, like little. They're perfect. Wow. You can hold it all the time. circles like that. That's amazing. Yeah. You've got really amazing titties. Thank you for sharing those. Yeah. We're going to be getting those back out again. Those are too nice. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I was staring at you. And all I could think about was, I want to see your titties. I want to see your titties. I like it when people praise my titties because I was kind of made fun of for having small titties when I was younger. Because all the girls were getting like, I've had the same boobies. I've had the same boobies since like seventh grade. So, when ninth, eighth grade came along, all these girls were getting like, B's and C's. Some girls, you know, I'm still A, but they're cute. They're cute. They're perfect. And they're mine. I would highly recommend that you keep those. They're really, really beautiful. Do not change a thing. They are awesome. Really, really beautiful. All right, Stevie, I am going to hook the two of you up. Wait, one thing. You were asking her, what's the nastiest thing? Oh, we didn't get to the nastiest. Yes. Yes. What is the nastiest thing that you've ever done? I think it was when, the first time I ever did anal. Oh, now were you looking at, I loved anal. I did, I did double penetrations. I did anal. I love anal too. This was back when, like, nice girls didn't do it. There were, you know, there weren't a whole lot of us that did, did anal and did double penetrations back then. They're still not. I mean, not where I came from though, but. At your house, yes. So, what was so naughty about the anal scene? Well, this was, like, before I even got in the industry, but, or industry, but, I guess what made it so naughty is that my mom walked in on it. No! Okay, that's a whole new level of naughty. Whoa. It's not fun when your mom walks in. No, that's a buzzkill. I'm, at this time, I was 18, you know, already been out of the house, had my boyfriend for, like, a year and a half, two years now, so. Oh, wow. What'd your mother say? Did she know you were getting anal? I know this sounds really. She didn't know I was getting anal, but. She knew you were doing something. She, yeah. You were screwing around. Are you noisy when you, when you fuck? Like a little. A little bit, yeah. So, she could hear you and she walked in and you were in the throes of, of anal sex. Yeah. That's kind of shitty. Yeah. Yeah. All right, are you ready to get your titties out and get electrocuted? Yes. We're going to play a game with you. What I need you to do is take your towel, top off, and, you know what I think we're going to do? Let's bring Jack in and let's see if we can get Jack to play with us too. Jack, come on in, baby. We've got Jack Napier in studio. Ooh. Coming in right now. We have Ashley Malloy getting a little shy. Now, all of a sudden, there's another boy coming in the studio. She's getting shy, getting her titties out for us. Jack Napier, thank you. Good to see you, sweetheart. Pleasure, pleasure. Have a seat. Good to see you. Thank you. Thanks for coming in. Hey. This is Ashley. I hooked you up. Yeah, it's my kid. His shirt's starting coming off. I love it. Jack, Jack, Ashley, well, I don't know how well you're going to like the rest of the game. All right. Yeah. You've got a car battery charger here. We're going to hook up to your junk. I'm funny. Sorry about that. Ooh. Photo Bob. Jack, are you still performing in films? Uh, yeah. Well, no. Why would you say yeah in the beginning and then why'd you lie? Because I still appear and I still do what I do and I don't really consider it performing. I'm having a ball. Everybody else might be acting like me. That's real for me, man. I'm really doing that. Oh, okay. You are a lucky man. How many women do you think you've slept with? Oh, I don't really think about it anymore. I stopped counting after a while. I mean, do you think it's a good thing that you're a woman? I mean, I think it's a good thing that I'm a woman. I think it's a good thing that I'm a woman. I think it's a good thing that I'm a woman. Do you think in excess of a thousand, two thousand? I'm pretty sure it is. Wow. I love it. Again, lucky man. Now, we're going to be seeing just how much each of you know about the human body, about sex, about porno, about just basically about sex. And to see, I know that you, Ashlyn, are pretty new. Jack, how long have you been in the business? About 15 years. About 15 years. So you should know the answers to all of these questions. I'm not a typical quote unquote porn star. I'm not a porn star at all, man. I'm just hanging out. Hanging chicks. Really? I've been video bombing girls for 15 years. Not a porn star at all. Life happens. Do people recognize you when you go out? Very much so, yeah. I bet. I bet. Yeah, you've got a very distinct look. Yeah. You know what's funny? They recognize this before they recognize my face or my look. It's like, oh, you're that dude. You're the dude with the chain. That's the chain. Jack, you're the dude with the chain. You're the dude with the chain. You're the dude with the chain. You're the dude with the chain. You're the dude with the chain. How long have you had that chain? The whole time? Yeah, probably about a year or two after I started. Yeah, I made it. It's a white gold chain with 818 in diamonds and they are large. It's a whole lot of bling going on over there. I'm surprised you didn't get mugged walking up here at Skid Row. I've got a throw off, man. They don't know which one to go for. I got mine on the shirt so they don't need it. They're like, what's going on? I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, this is the one. They don't even know which one to go for. I got mine on the shirt so they don't need it. They're like, let's go there. I'm like, it's just a shirt. They just think it's a shirt so I just keep on walking real briskly. There you go. Throw them off with the camouflage girl T-shirt. Oh, that's smart. They don't know where to look, man. I'm dazzling. Now, if you were going to have a part of your body electrified, electrocuted, what would it be, your nipples or your testicles? You know, remember when I said I had a funny story about that, the car battery? Yes. I don't even remember. Let's see. I was on set once, and there was a ground that wasn't so grounded. And upon contact with Jackie Joy, we both got quite an electrifying thrill. Wow. Oh, no. It was pretty wild. So, yeah, we ended up getting shocked. Your whole body? No. You did? I felt it throughout, but, yeah, it was, like, straight from the tip all the way back. Oh, my God. Wow. But I survived it, and we all know it's 120 volts alternating current. So, yeah, I guess because I survived that, if I was going to have anything shocked, I'd probably go with what I already know. I survived. Going with this junk. Yes. Yeah. I am very impressed. Very, very impressed. The junk can handle it. All right. Nate, you're in studio with us. We've got Ashley Malloy in studio. We're getting ready to play. What game are we playing, Stevie, while hooking it up? I don't know. I don't know what it is. Shock the monkey. That's right. It's like shock the monkey, something like that. Where did your titties go? Ooh, Gatorade. Oh, I'm good. Thank you, baby. Okay. I'll grab some Gatorade. Thank you. Nice. Did I get the whole thing? Go ahead. Do you have another one? I do. Oh, great. Thank you. So, Ginger is hooking up the TENS machine. Jack brought in Gatorade. It's not that bad. Ginger is, what is she doing there? She's hooking up. The TENS machine. Oh, my gosh. The one part against two. And Ashley Malloy's nipples just got really bad. Oh, fantastic. It got real hard. She's been playing with them. I'm playing with them. Oh, my gosh. Her perfect nipples. I'm playing with my nipples. In full little circles. I just can't believe how perfect they are. It's amazing, girlfriend. You might want to take your bra off. Okay. Ginger is hooking up Ashley's nipples. If you want to keep your nipples, I would take the bra off. Yeah, the metal wire in the bra may cause an adverse reaction. What I need to do is I'm going to put it on. I'm sticking it above your titty because I have to have a flat surface. So, if I put it too close, it's going to get stuck. If you put it too close to your nipple, it won't work. It will fall off. Right. And I promise it's not going to hurt as much as you think it is. I hope you have a good imagination. And she's pushing it on the other breast. There she goes. It's just an excuse to play with their titties. Go for it, Ginger. Ginger, always the entrepreneur about women. All right. They're playing with it. Now we've lost the game. It's titty play. It's titty play. Bye. Bye, Ginger. Bye, Ginger. Bye, Ashley. They're gone. I love my job. All right, Jack. Now Ginger is about to apply to Jack. Oh, this is. Oh, wow. You weren't kidding. No, no. Ginger was not kidding. She's going to apply. By joke, I meant pectoral muscles. All right. Okay. And Jack does an amazing fake save. Oh, yeah, man. You've got to be careful with the verbiage around here. You do. We are literal. Have I ever been one to bullshit you? No. No, not at all. You've got to take the shirt off, baby. Oh, shirt's coming off. We need to see the whole thing. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah, this is treat for the girls. My shirt's all the ladies. If I get a shoulder hole assignment, bicep. Okay. We're not going to let that one go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll give you one. I'll just die with one. All right. That's funny. Okay. Ginger's not ready to attach the electrodes to Jack's peck. Don't worry. It's not turned on yet. Oh, I'm familiar with that, Ginger. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. Yeah, I think he's making more of it. It really is. He's done this a thousand times. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm familiar with this. All right. And sometimes it's for therapy. Yeah. I hear that. There you go. So, now you got... Well, they're not plugged in there. They're not plugged in, but Ginger's now putting Ashley on one side. Both off. All right. And Jack is going to hit the other. So, that's two electrodes to each person. Oh, yeah. On the pecks or on the pecks. The breasts. There you go. All right. We're going to pass that over there. Okay. I'm going to be in charge of electricity. Oh, love it. Love it. This is what I wanted today. This is what... You woke up and said, this is what I want to do. I want Ginger Lane in control of electrical current going through my body. That's what I want. And then the nice thing is Kelly Nichols has never done it, and we're going to let her do it today. It's going to be very, very exciting. All right. So, this is trivia that has to do with sexual things. I'm going to ask you each question. We're going to let ladies go first. If you get this question correct, Ashlyn, Jack Napier will get electrocuted. If you get it incorrect, you will be electrocuted. So, somebody's getting shocked. Somebody's getting shocked. Somebody's going to get shocked. One of you guys is a monkey. Okay. All right. I know I just met you, but I want to put my hot dog in your mouth. Did you want to show them what it feels like? You totally better hot dog in your mouth. Oh, my God. You hear that? What's that? I told her, I know I just met her, but I totally want to put my hot dog in her mouth. I'm hot dogging her mouth. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she could teach blowjobs. Oh, that is actually really fucking hot. Yes. Yes. His hot dog is just hot. Nice hot dog. Thank you. I haven't seen one that big in a long time. I think it was mine. She's got a full on going on over there. I think it was mine. All right. We are now going to try this out. I'm just going to show you what it feels like. I'm going to do Jack first. I'm just turning it on. Okay. And I'm just turning it up a little bit. Can you feel anything yet? Not yet. No? No. Can you? No. No. Uh-oh. What's going on? Jack, seriously, you're not feeling anything? Oh, there it goes. Now I can do it. All right. All right. I'm watching your titties bounce. All right. There it goes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So that's all it's going to be. It's not that big of a deal. See? Oh, dude, we can go harder. Oh, we will. Okay. We will. We will. This is just to lull you into kind of a false sense of security. Kelly, if you'd like to try this, what you do is you turn it on. You're going to see the P. And then you're going to hit any of these buttons here. Okay. All right. And then you're going to turn this up. You're going to slide this. That's funny. Oh, yeah. There you go. And it's going to... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Is it going yet? I felt... I think I felt... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Okay. I'm taking it down. I'm taking it down. I'm taking it down. I'm taking it down. I'm taking it down. Oh, my gosh. Oopsie. Sorry. All right. See, I was being gentle. Kelly's like, whoa, let's take it to the top. I was like, I can't even see this. I'm a little lady here. I can't even have my glasses. Ginger's got one through 10. Kelly's got on and off. On and dead. Okay. Okay. All right. Stevie, you're going to ask the next question. What's the next question? I don't know. I'm asking the first one. All right. The word what is Greek for divine and goddess-like? The word clitoris, the word vagina, or the word mound? Clitoris, vagina, or mound? Clitoris, vagina, or mound? Clitoris, vagina, or mound? Which word is Greek for divine and goddess-like? Going to Ashlyn. Clitoris. Yes! Yes! All right! She got it right! She got it right! Nothing else even sounded Greek of the three. Mound. Mound. Mound. Mound Everest. Mound. Mound Everest. No. Mound Olympus. That's Greek? Yeah. Close. All right. You have to push this, but push one of these next. Once you see the 15, then it's... There we go. Jumping next. Things are jumping. All right. Just like a heartbeat. Kelly's going in. I see your titties, your right one's bouncing more than your left. Oh, that's because I was flexing it. Oh, you're flexing it. Okay. There they go. Back and forth. What number are you on? I'm on as high as I can get it, damn it. It's all the way up. Jack, you beast. You're breaking it. You're breaking our machine. Yeah, I'm familiar with the test unit. Yeah. All right, get your testicles out. It's not... Oh, turn that one... Yeah, yeah, that feels good. Yeah. That was good. Yeah. Back and forth. Yeah. I feel like Terry Hughes right now. Right? Oh, my God. All the benefits with none of the workout. Yeah. Just being rewarded for not knowing the answer. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. All right, do we have... I'm getting a little bit of a shock, too. Do we have a question? I'm getting a little bit of a shock, too. I'm getting a little bit of a shock, too. I'm getting a little bit of a shock, too. Do we have a question? Yes, we have another question. Okay. In 2004, Norwegian sexologist published a penis atlas. It featured how many photographs of men's penises? 1,000, 5,000, or 100? Jack? Jack? Jack? Jack? Jack? Jack? Let's hope it's 100. Let's hope it's 100, man. He wants to get hurt. Let's hope it's 100. It's 100. It's 100. It's 100. Right. Ashley Moore. What the hell is this penises? I don't care what book you're looking at. That's just too many penises, man. There's too many penises for a movie. Too many penises, man. Come on. Ashley, did it... Oh, is it there, Vegas? It's like her whole body moves when you... Ashley, don't even... Ashley, don't even... Ashley, don't even... It's exciting. All right. And I'm going up and down with the vibrations. So it's like, yeah, she's on the high speed too. They both can take it. They can take a licking. Wow. Now, I've got another one. Should I get the big one, the big one out? You know, we'll take a break and I'll get the, do you know the other one that I have? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Look at the big one out. Let's take a break and do that. All right. We're going to take a quick break here. Creaming these guys. We scoff at your electrodes. What? We have Ashley Malloy. This is a bunch of Python of yous, Dawn. And Jack Napier in the studio with us right now. Before we take our break, I want you to go to thescreamingo.com. That's thescreamingo.com. Right now, what I have in my hot little fingers here is the Lingo. It is a rubber, it's an acrylic stretchy band that goes over your tongue. On top is a small vibrator and you turn it on and it's called the Lingo. I'm going to go in really quickly. We're going to go out on this on the break. Go to thescreamingo.com if you want to get your own Lingo. I'm going to use mine on Ashley Malloy right now on her titties that are hooked up. Maybe Kelly can get things tweaking at the same time. I'm just saying weird shit. Tweaking, huh? Tweaking. Yeah, I'm going to be tweaking in a second. I'm going in and I'll describe it. That's so funny. That's so funny. That's so funny. my mouth is watering just getting wet grippy and i'm thinking about tasty tuesdays with the mouth watering the delectable the edible miss kelly shibari every single tuesday join me for tasty tuesdays with kelly shibari we're gonna have sex around the world pillow talk blow me blow you undercover lovers sexy stories tasty treats fresh meat will my pussy melt this that's where you call in you tell me what to put inside my puss and we'll see if my hole can make it melt that's every tuesday with me ginger lynn kelly shibari that's tasty tuesdays she was shining like a star the beads of sweat were glistening as she and i were christening my car and shangri-la and as it was in my tradition we'd run the gumblet out positions from routine to acrobatic and you she said now show me what you've got she looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot and as the rhapsody subsided do we hide and thoughtly spoken she confided her misguided plan to me and she smiled like a child and she said i want to live a life of sin i want to be like ginger lynn laura d laura guy surrender to the force that lies within i want to be like ginger lynn laura d laura guy uh that's the bones singing what would ginger do that's the title track from their album what would ginger do thank you so much you guys you are absolutely wonderful it's a great theme song for my show and uh thank you the bones come out from las vegas i want to have you on the show i am ginger lynn with kelly nichols and ashlyn molloy and jack napier jack napier we are all in the studio the kids are hooked up literally um now i'm going to get my hook up in a second here i'll walk over what i've done is both jack and ashlyn a little cocky over there going on we're playing a game called shock the monkey which is a sexual trivia pursuit game yes where they hooked up two electrodes and via a tens unit okay and they're both like yeah this is nothing so what i did was i got the real deal out i've got the one where i put the piece down my pants it gets grounded on my body and then she becomes the pain this electricity shoots out of my fingers now i can also do it and i'll try this with you ashlyn from nipple to nipple i will at the end after your final shock what i'll do is i'll put my nipple up against yours and it'll be electricity that goes from my nipple to yours whatever part of my body i touch you with you're gonna it's fucking cool um that'd be great i don't know if you can't or not. I don't know. You'll have to check it out. Alright, Kelly Nichols, do you have a question for I believe this one's for Ashlyn. Ashlyn, this is like so random. President Lyndon B. Johnson referred to his penis as big guy, jumbo or el presidente. Which one? Wow. I used to be good in history, so this is not something you'd learn in a classroom, I think. I would actually want to learn that in history. I'm going to say el presidente. No. Jumbo. I made up the other two. Well, you know what that means. Hit her. Hit her. June, what have we got for her? Oh, man. I'm scared. Ginger is sticking the little transformer thing down her pants. It is a grounder connector. Picking up the apparatus now. It makes her a giant electrode. If I touch her, would it hit me too? That's a good question. Do you think? There's only one way to find out. Oh, you can hear it. Wow. So Ginger's touching Ashlyn and she's like ah! Just sparking. It's like two people like walking on carpet and sparking each other. Jack, can you feel that? I felt nothing. You felt nothing? I felt nothing. Go touch Jack. Go show him what it's like. Hey, I got my question coming. Back up, back up, back up, back up. Get his junk, get his junk. Back up, back up, back up. He's like, forget the question, just shock him. Shock him. Cocky bastard. Straight to the cock. Strip him, mouth him, shock him. Okay, Ginger, you want to ask a question? Okay, um, I can't read without my glasses. Okay, I'll do one real quick. Are you ready to do another one? Ashlyn, what did that feel like? Was that a little bit more of a shock? Yeah. It felt more like the, you know, the little prank toys. Oh, the zappers? Yeah. I hated those things. Are you hating me so it wasn't a good experience? It didn't feel that, bad, but it was definitely one of those shocks. This was more of like a massage. Yeah, this was like a, I don't know, it was evenly distributed. One little sharp thing. One's more of a pulse and the other's more of a zap. Yeah, right. I said walking across the carpet, you know. That's a good way to put it. It's like walking across the carpet, only I've got a lot more voltage going through me. I get you. Okay, question for you, Jack. Who's likely more to masturbate married people or people living alone? More likely to masturbate married people or people living alone. That's how it's phrased. I kind of want to go for the obvious, but That's a tough one. Yeah. It's all kinds of reasons on both sides. Yeah, exactly. I kind of want to go for the obvious, but, you know, I'm just going to go with people living alone. It's probably wrong. Yeah, you get electrocuted. Put it on his truck. Put it on his truck. Put it on his truck. No, it's married people probably because after a while, they just kind of fall out of the usual or something and they need something to stimulate themselves possibly. I mean, if you're single, you can try to different partners. If you're not single, you're the same partner. So you want a different toy. I didn't do something. True. But then again, if you live alone, you have all this access to the whole place. Whereas if you're married, there's always going to be somebody looking at you wondering why you're not messing with them. By definition of living alone, you're not with them. You're not with one person. True. What if that one person that you're with... Jane, you ignorant slut. What if that one person that you're with is watching you wondering why you're masturbating and not having sex with them? Oh, I'm not good enough for you anymore? You're not into me anymore? Do you have too much of porn? You're masturbation? You're magazines? Bastard. That sounds like a nice girl you were with. I... Yeah, I'm telling you. Wow. See, I encourage my guy. I don't mind if he jacks off. Right. No, I need... Just, no. If he jacks off, that's... I jack off. I masturbate a lot less now that I'm in a long-term relationship... See? ...than I ever did. See? When I was single, I masturbated all the fucking time. See? All the time. I masturbate all the time. I agree. I don't know where you're getting your facts from here. I don't know. No, but I think that... I just want to see a shot, dude. I know. We're all porn stars, so I think it might be a little bit different for us. I think that a lot of people don't have sex as much when they're married. They just kind of peter off. Yeah. I've heard a lot of couples, you know, they just don't do it anymore. So... I don't think I've ever... I can see that, but I don't know if that has to do so much with married or single. I mean, when you get to a point in your life, we're all going to peter off. It doesn't matter if you're single, married or not. Eventually, we're going to peter off. It's going to be like, man. She's going to be sexy. She's going to be mad regardless. Stevie, this one's on you. Please stand up. Come on over. I'm going to put the electrical unit in your pants. What? Yeah. Oh, you're not going to shock him? How is this going? No, Stevie's doing it. You want to do it? Am I doing? No, I want... Do you want to do the shocking? I want Stevie to do it. Why? I don't want to see his eyes bugged. You've got a great vantage point here. All right, Stevie. What you want to do is put this... Don't let this piece of fabric... I can't fit it in there. Okay. And put it either against the lower part of your back, where it's going to... It just needs to be in contact with the skin. I shouldn't be describing this with this... With my skin. Stevie's putting the grounder into his pants. And Jack looks... Nothing is not resolute. Bring it. Bring it, he says. Bring it. You cannot break me, Steve. All right. On the... Right there. What do you mean? By the headphones. The camera? Right there. Yeah. Yeah, the blue one? No, that's your headphones. No, the other one, because that one... I have to delete photos because it stopped taking pictures. Oh, no. You take a picture. Oh, okay. Oh, gosh. Okay, got it. Okay, all right. Now, what you're going to do is go over... Go over here. Over here. Mm-hmm. I'll turn it on for you. Okay. And what you're going to do is you're going to touch Jack wherever you want to touch him. Where should I touch him? Oh, that's a little too high. No, it's not. No, you can like hear it, too. Yeah. Nothing's happening. Hold on. You cannot break me, Steve. No! Oh, my gosh. Is Stevie the one getting shocked? Yeah! Do you think it's working with the other units in the house? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is crazy. This is so funny. You getting this? Is this on? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're all right. Knock yourself out, Steve. It kind of burns. Oh, this is funny as well. I think it's getting me more than it's getting him. It absolutely is. Yeah. Are you... Are you shagging? Oh, he's amazing. He's ice. His nipple's covered. No, you can get there. Oh, wait. No, it's not. Bring it, Steve. What have you got there? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What have you got there? Oh, my gosh. I don't know if I ever want to touch you guys' nipple again. What have you got, Steve? Bring it. Oh, my gosh. Bring it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. You cannot possess me. Oh, my gosh. You cannot possess me. It just... Maybe I should have done this one. I'm feeling like, no. Dad was great. I don't know about that machine. Dad was great. Dad was great. Dad was great. Dad was great. Dad was great. Dad was great. I'm going to say something I cheated but I'm not going to tell you how you cheated oh no were you biting on a rubber bit or something I don't know what he did if you understand how electricity works it's in a necklace oh my god I'm sorry Steve I'm sorry, Steve. I took video. That was so funny. I got video you. Oh, my God. Yeah, my fingers are like... I was waiting for Jack's hair to go up. Do something. Nothing. Nothing. The man was like ice. It was fabulous. Oh, my God. You cannot possess me. Well spent money on this one. Absolutely. Oh, my goodness. I have a question. Uh-oh. Stevie's getting to the game now. He's ready. He wants to get back now. Get him. Get him. Oh, my God. I will have to ask because the phones are full. We can't take any more pictures, so I can't tweet, so I'm going to ask a question. Sorry. For mycophilia, is the sexual interest in licking doorknobs, peeling tree bark, or small insects and worms crawling off? Oh, my God. All over your body. Shit. I always get the hard ones. I thought you would know this. I thought there was fucking dead people. Weren't you paying attention in class? Come on. That's mycophilia. Yeah, I was going to say that's mycophilia, but yeah. Yeah. Uh... Hmm. For mycophilia, the sexual interest... For mycophilia, the sexual interest in licking doorknobs, peeling tree bark... Licking floors. Or letting small insects and worms crawl all over your body. That's a thing? That's cool. While you're still alive. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to have to go with the last one. That's just... Disturbing, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, don't tell her how to cheat. Oh, then it's no fun. We'll go with the first answer. Maybe I just want to see her get shot. Where is that? What was your answer? I'm going to go with the last. Which one? The last one. The last one? The one with the bugs. That is correct. Yes! Yes! Is it really? It's correct. It really is. It is. The interest of the... It's just a small insect or worms crawling over one's body. That's correct. Wow. I didn't know it was a thing, and that's something I have dreams about. Oh, I thought it really happened. Like, if a fly lands on me, I'll just let it crawl all over the place. Okay. Whoa. Really? It's weird, though. Yeah, because it'll make my hair stand up. It's not a sexual thing, but it's weird. What if it's a biter? I like your pants. Then I'll kill it. Thank you. It either turns you on or you will kill it. Anything that bites me. Oh, wow. Ooh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Jack has... A foot fetish. A whole leg up in the air. He's in love with my pants. The pants are... He wants to get in them. Yeah. They're off the hook. They're so easy to get into. I'm like, wow. They are accessible. They are really, really sexy. They are... A box cutter and spit, man. You did it. I haven't seen pants like this since I was in middle school. We were kind of fast in middle school. Yeah. Oh, God. But he doesn't get shocked because she did it right? No, he does get shocked. I do get shocked. He's going to get shocked. No, he didn't get shocked. Do I? No, you don't. You do. And it's your turn. It's my turn. It's your turn. Oh, Kelly. Kelly Nichols going in. She's very, very excited about this. You should put that plate in her. Put that plate on your butt and touch him. Yep, that's what she's going to do. Oh, okay. It just has to have as much contact with your skin as possible. It can't be on fabric. It's got to be on your skin. Okay. Okay. Oh, this is going to get crazy. He's going to do... You better watch it. I'm telling you. He's immune. It comes back. He's immune. He's got something going on. Okay, go run. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know either. Whatever it is. He's got this secret thing he does. Secret thing. Kelly is excited. Actually, Ginger looks like she's... I can take it. I can take it. You're okay. We are hooking it in. Plugging the male into the female. Turning this unit on. And ah! Ah! There you go. Ginger just got shocked pretty good. Oh, I don't know. Are you supposed to touch the head? That's creative. That feels like tea tree oil. Tea tree oil? Yeah. Is anything happening? Do you feel it? Kelly, you'll feel it when it works. Oh, honey, I'm feeling it. I just want him to feel it. Well, if you were watching... He's cheating somehow. This is short-circuited the cameras right now. I don't know what he's doing. You can't see it. Maybe both his feet are on the floor. Kelly's touching it. You got to... Okay. You got to... Okay. You got to... Okay, cameras are going off. Oh, okay. We have to shut it off. Yeah. Oh, just turn it down. What do we need? There we go. Sorry about that. We don't even know. I'm wondering, is it because both your feet are on the floor? It's his necklace. Is it your necklace? Is it? What's going on here? How does that work? I have no idea. Andy just told me. He's the smart one. Are you cheating over there, Jack Napier? A little bit. You never know when someone's going to kidnap you and try to shock you. You know what I mean? This is the life I live. I'm doing good. You know what I mean? This happens to me every other Thursday. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I walk in thinking I'm going to get away from it. And it's like, oh, more shocking. Bring it. Bring it. And that was really... I was hanging in there for the hardest shocks. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. It hurts, doesn't it? It hurts. Yeah. It hurts. I was letting it hurt. It put all the cameras out. Yeah. I thought I was going to lose my fingernails. You still may. It goes up your arm. It's crazy. And Jack's over there just feeling nothing. Ashlyn. Oh, man. Are you a little jealous that he cheated? Yeah. Okay. What a dick. What a dick. When we get ready to wrap it up, I'll let you know what it is. Okay. You partially actually said it, but you don't know it yet. You partially said it. Well, Ashlyn, you get to take home our surprise gift that we've played with today. We've brought out... It's from adamandeed.com. It's a paddle. You get to take home a paddle. Woo! Yay! It's the boobie prize, since you got your boobies out. And you were such a good sport. What is your Twitter page? Where can people follow you? Ashlyn X Malloy. And my last name is spelled M-O-I-N-D. M-O-L-L-O-Y. M-O-L-L-O-Y. Nick Malloy. How do people spell it? M-O-L-L-O-Y. There's your jingle. There's your jingle. And is there any... Do you have any new films coming up? Anything that you want people to know about? Any place you're going to be appearing? What's going on with Ashlyn Malloy? You know, I kind of slowed down in the end of February, the beginning of March, so I'm now just picking up things. Okay. Okay. Just gotten back into my art, so... Oh, you're an artist. Yeah. What's your medium? Paint. I'm a painter. You're a painter? I love to get crazy messy with the paint. So is Ginger. Ginger's a painter, too. Oil or acrylic? What are you... Acrylic. I'm with acrylic as well. Yeah. I'm going to try to go to oil because I've never worked with oil. I've worked with watercolor. I'm not a big fan of that. Right. But oil, I want to try. Yeah, I want to try it, but I'm just... I'm kind of afraid of it because I'm not... I'm afraid of it. I'm afraid of it. I'm afraid of it. Because I'm so used to... Acrylic, I know how fast it dries. I don't have to... But the colors are equivalent, so you know what colors your umbers and siennas and all that are like. You have an oil and an acrylic. Right. Right. I don't know. I've just... I've got so many acrylics, too. Right. They'll come a day when I get... I'm not brave enough yet, but I'd love to see your stuff. Thank you. All right. Well, you know, later on I'll show you some pictures. All right. When we're done, and I'd love to shoot you for gingerloodauctions.com as well if you're interested. I'm totally interested. That would be fabulous. Yes. Jack Navier, what are you doing these days? Looking for Ashley Malloy's Twitter. Ashlyn Malloy. That will do it. That's why I'm killing it because it's like, it's Ashlyn, ass. That's why you can't find it. Stupid. You're saying my name wrong. Ashlyn, dick. I'm like sitting here like, gosh, I know she just said it. I know she does. I can't find it. And you spelled my last name wrong, too. You know what's so bad? I just said it, put it in a jar, jingled, sang it, still spelled it wrong. I'm done. I don't have any followers now. Can't figure this out. Twitter. Bah. Twitter. Bah. I don't like it either. I know. Right? You and your keyboards. Your twerty pads. Whatever. Bah. Oh, God. He still has to tell us how he did it. Oh, yes. You still have to tell us how he did it. How you did it. Distribution. Distribution. You put your feet on the floor. Distributor. I tucked my fingers. If I had done what you were doing, it would have hurt me just as well, but you were using the smallest part of your body on larger parts of mine. So you tucked your fingers so you touched yourself? No, no, no. I just made sure that you didn't touch my fingers while you were using yours. That way you felt it hard because you were using small parts of her body like nipples, stuff like that. You were using your fingers. So the current's gonna be the same. The electricity, the voltage is all gonna be the same. But for you, it's just concentrated right here. So you felt it a lot more nightly. Not even on your face? Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. All right. And I just got the shit shocked out of my fingers too. That's awesome. So even now, you come by and do it and you're like, it doesn't matter. I win. You win. You win. You totally win. I want to thank you both so very, very much for coming in today. I hope you had a really good time. I did. Thank you. Yay! Jack Napier. Jack, I know you hit a lot of traffic on the way. I really appreciate it. Everybody, thank you so much. Follow me on Twitter at BlameItOnJimmy. Follow Stevie at Skip Happy Snap. Happy Snap. Have a great night. We'll see you. We'll be back tomorrow. All right. All right. Cheers. Cheers.