Shock the Monkey game with Jonas Ackerlund and Annie Cruz

Oh my god What are you oh my godding about Miss Radio Sapphire Because it's not every day you get molested by Ginger Lynn That's what it is You don't get molested every day by Ginger You miss being molested by me don't you I do Welcome to Blame Not Ginger with me Ginger Lynn and the beautiful the amazing the talented one of the ladies I've been waiting for all week long Miss Radio Sapphire welcome Hey everybody all you sexy motherfuckers The crowd goes wild and Mr. Stevie in the house Mr. Stevie Hello everybody Oh that was a very subtle Are you trying to be sexy Hello everybody I'm tweeting for everybody He's so cute with his little boyish charm right now Look at you Oh my goodness Little catch up if you don't know who Miss Radio Sapphire is You're a fool Yes you are That's just it Sapphire and I did a radio show together for many many many many many long long wonderful month month month month month month month month month month! No but you are one of my favorite women in the world and I fell in love with you I adore you and when I decided to bring Blame Not Ginger to the radio airs to skidrowstudios.com to iTunes to Stitcher Yes I did it right Stitcher I always want to say something different but I didn't to Stitcher I thought of you you were one of the first people that I ever thought of because you're so sexy you're amazing you're amazing you're intelligent you're articulate you're sexy you're sexy you're sexy you're intelligent Say it again just for good luck You're fucking sexy as shit Thank you Thank you Our show thank you is Cookies and Cream now if you're not watching again you're a fool you can watch at skidrowstudios.com and you can see why it's called Cookies and Cream now guess who's the cookie You're the cookie baby You know just just me? I'm the cookie baby I'm the cookie baby I'm the cookie baby I am just just to make sure that people are awake you know that's all we gotta do I'm sure that they are awake you absolutely stunning and beautiful today You're welcome I love I'm gonna reach over and grab between your consumo again I love your necklace where did you get this amazing piece From you you made it I thought it was the sweetest thing honestly I came over just to drop some stuff off to her and it's just like you know every time I come see her Ginger is full of surprises and she always blesses me with good things so I have to say it's sexy It's very sexy. I had a dream the other night, and I didn't know it was you involved. Now, I know in dreams there's colors, there's sounds, there's sights, there's flavors. I had this dream that I went into a department store, and I bought this cologne, and it was the most magnificent. So wait, you had a dream of me in cologne? Well, wait. Wait. No, I didn't know what was the answer right now. No, and I bought this cologne. It was in a pink bottle. It was round. And when you push the button, it squirted straight up like cum coming out of it. Oh, my God. And it was the most amazing. And it was like $500. And it came in this square kind of a bag that a bong or something would come in. It was really thick, and it was a triangle, but really puffy to protect the bottle. Stevie, I'm calling bullshit. She's basically calling me a man. No. No. I'm going with it. It was a perfume that I bought for myself. And in my dream, I smelled it, and it was so amazing. You are wearing the smell that I had in my dream the other night. Shut up. Mmm, ginger. I swear on my son's life and my dad's grave. That's scary. No. That's a little scary. You smell what my dream was the other night. Well, that means I smell delicious. You are absolutely delicious. What are you wearing? I can smell you from everywhere. It's honestly just something from Bath & Body Works. It's Twilight Woods. Something simple. It's enchanting. No, it was like $500. $500 in my dream. Well, you know what? Then we need to make a Sapphire scent for $500. That's what it is. And it has to come in this triangle bag that's three-dimensional that everybody can take home. I was carrying it out of the mall. And it squirts like me. And it squirts. You are a squirter. I am a squirter. You are a squirter. I want to give our audience the opportunity to get to know you a little bit better, Sapphire. Ms. Radio, give me back my shit. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take your ass. Are you all over my shit? I am all over you. Oh, I mean, you need to stand up and show. Show the audience what you're wearing. I think it's so sexy. I've never seen such ample breasts just like pouring over like a microphone right now. Seriously. All right. I will show you. The mice should be located in front of her tits. That's what it should be. Well, I know. They're beautiful. I'm going to stand. See? Now, you can see my face here. I'm going to stand up. Stand up and maybe like give them a bow almost. All right. Like, look at that. Let me give you a little twirl around. Here is the close-up of my titties. I'm coming in closer to the camera. There you go. Ooh. Rubbing my breasts. Ginger's rubbing her breasts for you. Standing up straight. Putting my hands down my stomach. Across my pussy. No, Ginger, sit down. Wait, wait, wait. No, I'm not done. A little turn there. My ass up in the air. There we go. It's like I have a cup on her booty right now. Ginger is twerking. She is twerking. Is it twerking or twerking? It's twerking. Twerking. Oh, there she goes. There she goes. I have to say, she looks beautiful. Phenomenal, everybody. I was feeling really sexy. I'm really sassy today. I love it. It really was. It's rolled up in one. That's what it is. Sexy and sassy all rolled up into one. All up into one. I miss you. It's beautiful. I missed you. It's so good to see you, honey. It is. It's good to be back. It's good to be back with you on air. It really, honestly, really is. Now, where else can we find you, Sapphire? Miss Radio Sapphire? Well, you can find me on Twitter, at Miss Radio Sapphire. Also on Instagram, Snapchat, and Kik, all under the same name. And on Mondays and Wednesdays, you can find me on ustream.tv. Just type in Erotic City Radio, My Dirty Hobbies, and there you go. Mondays and Wednesday nights, 9 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. There you go. Oops. Oh. Ah! She had to smell it again. She had to smell it again. You smell so fucking good. I'm just following you. People do this all the time. Next time, I'm just going to roll myself in human shit. Maybe they'll say that smells good, too. No, don't do that. Why? That's a different show. Okay, you try getting mauled. Miss Radio Sapphire, if you did not want to be mauled, you would not be wearing that scent. You could just say Miss Sapphire. You don't have to put out the whole Miss Radio Sapphire. That's just a simple nickname for people on Twitter. Because there's too many sapphires running around. There's only one and only, and that's me. That's it. There's only one sapphire running around. Last time I saw you, was that at your home for... No. We went out to lunch. Yes, we went out to lunch. We went out to lunch. Yes. And we got a little bit feisty, a little bit funky, a little bit crazy. We did. We did. We did. We were with... Who were we with? We were with... It was just you and I. No, there was another girl with us. There was a girl with us? There was a girl with us. Vaughn Brunette, redhead. Brunette. Brunette. Didn't we go to lunch with... No, that was somebody else. No, that was definitely not me. Not you. We were making fun of two ladies. That's right. Two drunk women. They were getting sloppy. You know those old cougar wannabe ladies that have Botox up the ass? Never seen them. Oh, come on. You live in LA. That's every middle-aged woman. Besides Ginger and the normal people. Well, I'm not middle-aged yet. Well, I'm just saying. There's a band. I'm aging, too. There's a band in town I go see. We're old in a good way. There's a lot of people. You're like fine wine. Put it that way. Am I doing a good save? Thank you so... Yeah, that's a good save. This might be the last appearance of Sapphire. There will be no cookies and cream Friday. It'll just be cream Friday. Well, thank you so much for coming in, Ms. Sapphire. It's been wonderful. Thank you. Have a great day. All in a matter of, like, what? Five minutes? Ten minutes? Ten minutes? I'm going to get into you right now. Give me number one through 237. Ooh, give me 22222. I have the burps today. Ooh, triple twos. Triple twos. Yes. All right, Ms. Sapphire. Oh, God, I'm sorry. That sounds lucky. 2222. 2222. Romance is that mushy stuff that fills Harlequin novels. It's an entirely feminine construct. Construct? Construct. Construct. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. According to John Gray, author of the best-selling book, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, is why is romance so important to the lady in your life? Oh, wow. Sapphire, why is romance so important to the lady in your life? Because then I won't get laid. No, I'm just kidding. No, romance. Now, do you have a lady in your life or a man in your life? What's your deal, dude? I have a lady in my life. Your deal, dude? I do. I date myself. No, I'm just kidding. I have a special lady in my life. You do? Yes, I do. She's lovely. She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's very lovely. I've met her. She's amazingly sexy. I love her. I love her to death. So romance to us is really, really keen because we're both busy people. And so it's nice to come home to something, you know, other than something that has to deal with work. So how does the romance start? The romance starts for us maybe with a massage, nice kisses, or sometimes... Are you the instigator? Are you the massager or the massagee? It flips. We both flip. So sometimes, like, when I come home late, because I work nights mostly, like I'm a vampire, so I'm working at nights, and she's mostly at school all day. So when I do see her, it's mostly she pounces on me because we haven't seen each other in a while. Now, is it pouncing? Is it more sexual or more romantic? They're very, very different. It can be romantic at some times. If it's, like, a long time that we haven't seen each other, then it's definitely the pouncing, where it's just like, I want to get on you. But if it's, like, romantic, it's mostly, I have a glass of wine. Do you want some dinner? Do you want some dessert? Let me give you soft kisses on the neck. Which really gets to me. It's just, I love it. I want to give you soft kisses on the neck right now. I won't because I know it's inappropriate, but I want to. But there's, the thing is, so many people, in my experience, find that if I bring up romance, they think, oh, there's the massage, and the candles, and the bubble bath, and the kissing, and the touching. And those things, they're fucking important as shit. They are so important. I am one of the dirtiest, kinkiest, most twisted, fucked up people. You will ever meet. But there are times I want to lie down, and I want you to just get between my legs. I don't want you to dive in and go straight for my clit. Yes! I want you to look at me. I want you to touch me. I want you to feel me. I want you to smell me. I want your face in my pussy, not going to make me cum. I want you in there romancing my twat, romancing my cunt. I want you in there, and not just that particular part. So you want, like, the sweet and the dirty romance. I want... The older I get, the more that I want you to build me up. I can cum in 30 seconds. I can pull out a toy right now, lay down, hump, and be cumming before I know what to do with myself. Let's go to this caller and see if they agree. All right, you're on the line, sweetheart. Hello, Sweet Pea, how are you? Oh, it's Sweet Pea. Hey, Sweet Pea. Hi, how are you lovely ladies doing tonight? We are fabulous. Baby, you've got Sapphire and Ginger Lynn and Stevie right here right now. I just wanted to say that I love you both. You know, I got some stuff scheduled. Uh-oh, Sweet Pea, we're losing you. Can you hear me okay? No, we can't. Yep, you broke up. Stay a little closer to your phone. Okay, sorry about that. No, Sweet... Yeah, I got some... Go ahead. Go ahead. I was going to say that you're known for being wild and nasty. You're, for our new listeners who have not been introduced, to the amazing Sweet Pea, you're a man, you're all man, but you have MILFs that you make love to, you have transsexuals that you make love to, you pay for most of the sex that you get, and you are a wild and kinky, sexy man. Stevie's eye is just perked up just now, by the way. He did. Stevie's in... Sweet Pea's amazing. I know Sweet Pea. I just found out. Sweet Pea's great. All rolled up into one. So how do you start your average date? Let's say... Let's start with a transsexual that comes over to your house. What does the average evening, afternoon date begin with? How do you open the door? What happens first? We lost you. Get closer to your phone, baby. Stop moving around. He got a little excited there. All right, we've got you. Keep going. On the lips? On the lips? Yes. Okay. On the lips, yes. Now, do you take your hands and put them around the lower part of her back? Do you pull her in and press her body up against yours? Yes. Basically, I curl her around with one arm, basically, into my arms, and then I kiss her on the lips, kiss her on the neck, and then we go on to the bedroom, basically. Now, stop for a second. Is your dick and her dick getting hard at the same time when the first initial kiss begins? Yes. So you're... Do you feel your cock growing and pressing up against your pants? Is she normally wearing a skirt, a dress, pants? What does she wear so that you can feel her dick? Wait, to feel her dick? Yeah. It's a transsexual. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, sweet pea. What sort of shirt or robe do you think she's wearing? Ooh. Ooh. Is it pre-op or post-op all the time, or does it change? It's pre-op for the most part. You've always been with transsexuals that have their... Their penis is still correct? Yeah. Yeah. That's so fucking hot. And I love how he said the robe, so it's kind of like he can just slowly kind of disrobe her and kind of have like the little sweet surprise for the romance. Maybe like touch the top part first, like her chest, like to her breasts. Kind of massage it. You bring her in. And then work her way down. Yeah. I like that. Does she wear anything underneath of the robe? She has a bra on sometimes. Sometimes? But is her cock always right out there and ready for you? It's always at attention, just like mine is always at attention for her. Okay. My pussy is getting so fucking wet right now, sweet pea. All right. So you bring her in. You've done the kissing. You can feel your cock up against her cock. You bring her inside. You take her to the bed. Who's in charge here? Are you on top? Are you on the bottom? Are you the man? Are you the woman? Somebody's got to be in charge. Who is it? We switch authority, basically. I like to have her take charge. Me for the first half and then I take charge the second half. Now, when she takes charge, do you actually take dick in your mouth and your ass? Or where do you put that cock? It's mostly in my mouth. A few times in my ass, but it's mostly in my mouth. Oh, wow. Oh, that's so fucking hot. What's your biggest turn on when you're in charge, when you're in control, or when she is in control and in charge? I like it when she's in control, when she rubs her ass. Like, I do in face. Face down on my belly, basically, and she would rub her ass on my ass, giving me a nice massage. So it's ass to ass. Now, can you feel her balls up against your balls when you're doing ass to ass? Yes. That's so fucking hot, Sweet Pea. I have a question for Sweet Pea. So sexy. Now, Sweet Pea, what would you classify yourself? Because, I mean, as a male, you're really sexually open, it seems like. Now, do you classify yourself as bisexual, curious? I mean, I know that you've experimented a lot, but what? Well, I'm still in the curious age, but never been with a man. But just as a transsexual and a woman, that's it. Okay. Okay. Because, you know, there might be some male listeners out there, you know, trying to figure out, okay, is he, you know, one or the other? Because, I mean, in this day in society, I mean, you can pretty much have anything that you want turn your fantasy into a reality. But it's not every day that you hear a man as open as you, Sweet Pea, that would talk about, you know, experimenting. Being with a transsexual. Exactly. The great thing that I love about you, one of the many things that I love about you, is you don't put any labels on anything. You know what? I love women. I love men. I love sex. And I don't say, oh, I'm a straight girl that likes lesbians on the side. I don't say I'm bisexual. I am, if I have to, if I had to label myself, which I hate, I would say that I'm trisexual because I will try anything once. And I love your openness. I love your honesty. And I thank you so much for calling in, Sweet Pea. Is there female to male? Female to male trans? I love you so much. That he's been with or only male to female? No, Sweet Pea is with a lot of MILFs, older women. But has he ever been with, has Sweet Pea ever been with the female to male? Yes, that's the MILF. Female to male. MILF is a mother I'd like to fuck. Sweet Pea likes to have sex with older women. But I mean with the females who have changed, like Buck. Oh, have you ever been, Sweet Pea, with a true transgender? Or has it always been post-op? Or pre-op? Or pre-op, sorry. You've never been with anyone that used to be a man that's now a woman? No, but I mean, it was a woman who's gone to male. Oh, or a woman to man. It's just been, been a few with a cock. Basically, that's what I like. A chick with a dick, baby. That's what, you know what? I love that about you. And I want you to go out there and experiment for me. I want you to try every single thing out there. Always practice safe sex. And I want to thank you so much for calling in. Always. You are. Have a great Friday. Thank you, baby. You're the best. Bye. Bye, Sweet Pea. As promised today, we have an amazing show lined up for you. We have, I am so excited. I can't even tell you. Me too. I know. We have Jonas Ackerlund who directed me in the Metallica video, Turn the Page. He's a Grammy Award winning director. He's won more video awards, more Best Director awards than anyone I personally have ever met. We've got Annie fucking Cruz coming in. And that's what she calls herself. We've got Allure Jensen coming in. We've got me, Ginger Lynn, with Sapphire, with Stevie. We're going to take a short break here. We're going to be right back with Jonas Ackerlund. Don't go anywhere. We're going to get it dirty down and nasty in just a minute here. Oh, yeah, baby. My mouth. It's watering. It's getting wet. It's grippy. I'm thinking about Tasty Tuesdays with the mouth-watering, the delectable, the edible Miss Kelly Shabari every single Tuesday. Join me for Tasty Tuesdays with Kelly Shabari. We're going to have sex around the world. Pillow talk. Blow me. Blow you. Undercover lovers, sexy stories, tasty treats, fresh meat. Will my pussy melt this? That's where you call in. You tell me what you want. What do I have to put inside my puss? And we'll see if my hole can make it melt. That's every Tuesday with me, Ginger Lynn. Kelly Shabari. That's Tasty Tuesdays. I'll tell you ahead of here. The hot spot right there. My voice is almost all gone. I'm not contagious. All right. Hello, hello, baby. You called. I can't hear a thing. I have got no service in the club, you say, say. What, what, what did you say? Oh, you're crazy. Oh, you're crazy. You're freaking up on me. Sorry, I cannot hear you. I'm kind of busy. I'm kind of busy. I'm kind of busy. Sorry, I cannot hear you. I'm kind of busy. Just a second. It's my favorite song they're gonna play. And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand. You should have made some plans with me. You knew that I was free. And now you won't stop calling me. I'm kind of busy. That's all. 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Yeah. Can we go on after? On a long and lonesome highway On the east of Omaha We could listen to the engine moaning out As one old song You could think about the woman Or the girl you knew the night before But your thoughts will soon be wandering The way they always do When you're riding sixteen hours There's nothing much to do And you don't feel much like riding Because you're not alone Cause this the trip was true Woohoo! Jonas, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. It's a pleasure. Now Jonas, do you mind seeing girls with girls? Did it bother you when I went down on Sapphire's titties there just for a second? No, it didn't bother me. Okay, because it bothers her a lot. No! It really throws her off. She has a girlfriend and there are rules and so I'm not supposed to touch this, I'm not supposed to touch that. Alright, well the only thing that bothered me was that I'm on the wrong side of the table. No! Not for long, baby. We've got lots of surprises coming up for you. So many surprises. Now, I understand a week ago Sunday you won a Grammy. Yes. And can you tell us what the Grammy was for? Well, it was, the Grammys have two film categories and one being for music videos and the other one is for long form music films. And that was my category this year. Long form music films? Yeah, and it was basically a documentary I made with Paul McCartney. A film about his, the music that he grew up with, music that his dad played for him when he was a kid. Oh, that's so special. Old man talking about music. What kind of music was it? Was it music that you related to, that you enjoyed, that inspired you? Not really. No. Not really. It was a new world for me, but very inspiring and cool. I mean, it was like all this old music, like 30s and 40s music that he... Things that my grandma would have listened to that you go, okay, it's, I don't quite get it, but at the time. What is your favorite type of music? Well, I'm metal in my blood, but, you know, when I work, I kind of have a, you know, a pretty broad spectrum, but... And your work really displays it, definitely. Yeah. Well, you know, when I work, I do all kinds of stuff, but at home it's mostly metal. Heavy metal. Now, you and I met, I'm going to tell a short story here, Jonas Akerlund in studio with us here, right here, right now. On Skid Row Studios, on iTunes, on Stitcher. Jonas, my memory of you was I was in a hotel. My agent had called me and asked me several times to be involved in your video, Turn the Page, the Metallica video. And I thought at the time, it was 1998, that you just wanted me as a naked girl in a video. And so I wanted nothing to do with it. At that point in time, I was really intent on making it my mainstream career, and I wasn't going to do anything naked, and I wasn't going to be the naked girl. And my recollection was telling my agent, you know, I just don't think I want to do this. I was in a hotel lobby in Waco, Texas. I was wearing a pair of overalls, a white T-shirt. I had my son, I had my nanny, I had my bodyguard. My agent called. The front desk said, you've got a phone call. And I was on the way to the airport, and my agent said, can you please meet with Jonas Ackerlund at this wonderful hotel in Los Angeles? And I said, you know what? I'll do it, but I'm wearing my ponytail. I have no makeup on. I'm wearing overalls. I've got my kid, I've got my nanny, I've got my white T-shirt on. I'm wearing a wife beater. I'll go, but I really don't think I want to do it. Now, what was your memory of us meeting? Was it anything like that at all? Yeah, I think so. I remember you came to see me at the hotel where I was staying, Right. in San Juan, Vermont. That's right. Yeah, and the story, I don't know. Maybe you were surprised because what I wanted you for was not really being naked and just that. It was a whole story to the whole concept and the whole idea. You gave me the opportunity to do one of the projects that I am the most proud of, of everything I've ever done in my entire life. You directed me in Turn the Page, which is a cover of a Bob Seger song, Metallica did. And I'm a huge Bob Seger fan. So when I was 17, I hitchhiked from, I was supposed to be at my grandparents' house in Florida. I hitchhiked to see Bob Seger, saw him with Molly Hatchet. It was a big deal. And to think that Metallica was going to cover the song and that I might be the bimbo, I had no interest. And I walked in and I remember the story you told me. You changed my life. You really did. Oh. And I don't know if you remember what you said to me, but you told me a story that it was similar to, you said Turn the Page was about, it was similar to your life and what you had gone through and where you were going. Do you remember that story? Yeah, of course. Can you share that with us? Well, I remember it was a mix of different personal stuff and stuff that I was just influenced about at the time. And also the music, of course. I'm sure that Bob Seger never had this in mind when he wrote the song. But I would actually, I always wonder if he ever saw it. It would be interesting to know. But the story itself was, you know, I saw the, I saw the music to me had a story and it reminded me a lot of personal stuff and about this struggling woman and like all these different things. And I put a little bit of myself in there and a little bit of everything in there. And I think once you were on board, we put a little bit of you in there too. Because I felt like it was a really close collaboration between us when we started to develop the character. It was intimately close. What I remember the most was you telling me that you, when you wanted to get into directing music videos and film, before, do you mind if I say what you did before this? No, of course. Okay, my recollection was that you were directing circuses. And that you always wanted to turn that next page and go on to the next thing and direct music videos. And that it was so parallel with my life at that point in time going from doing adult movies, which I fucking loved. Doesn't mean I didn't want to, you know, I didn't enjoy it. But it was time for me to turn the page and move on. And the way you shared your story about being involved in circuses and that was what you did, but what you loved was over here. That's what I related to. And you drew me on and drew me in in such an intense way that I could not have said no matter what you said. And then, do you remember what happened next? No. So I come to your hotel. We have this incredible meeting. I've got my entire entourage waiting outside. Yeah. You make me melt. I'm like, I want to do this video more than I've ever wanted to do anything in my life. I was that excited about it. And the next day, your casting director called me up and said, we're going to go in a different direction. Do you know that? Kind of. She had told me that you said that I looked two years ago, that I looked too young. Yeah, I do remember. I looked too good. I was too thin. And I didn't look haggard enough to play this character. And I remember calling you and going, Jonas, I can look like shit, I promise. I can look really, really bad. I really can, I promise you. And when we shot the video, they actually put a spirit glue, kind of a gum underneath my eyes to make me look older and to make me look more harsh like I'd been through a lot. But I've never had someone take me through such a gamut of emotions from, no, I don't want to do this, to, oh my God, I want to do this more than anything I've ever wanted to do in my life, to, what? Now he doesn't want me? I just love your videos in general, may I just say. And it's funny because until today, Ginger never told me the other videos that you've ever directed. But looking at your rap sheet, a lot of them are my personal favorites. So it's just like, I would say direction-wise, you almost take the music videos and you really do make it your own film. And it's very hard. There's only a handful of directors out there that really do that with music videos nowadays. And I feel like you brought it back, especially with one of my all-time favorites of the year so far was Beyonce's Superpower. That video. Amazing. I mean, what was the thing? I don't do that many anymore. Right. Now I just pick them very carefully and do the ones where I feel like I can really add something to it. Now to keep that whole secret though, I mean, how... I know people have probably asked you this because no one knew about this project that she launched on everybody at the end of 2013. Yeah, no, it was so secret so even I didn't even know what was going on, to be honest. Really? It was like all these other directors making all these... I knew she was shooting other stuff but I wasn't really... I didn't really understand how... And I was just doing my thing. I didn't even ask any questions. It's like... I knew they had to kill me. So I didn't want to know anything. I just wanted to do my thing and just make that as good as I can. But thanks for saying all these things. My thing with music videos has always been to make them a little different. And keep in mind when we worked in Europe, it was pre-internet. It was. And we managed to get those type of... videos out there anyways. And I believe, correct me if I'm wrong, that the video was actually banned for a while. Oh yeah, of course. Really? Everything I did was banned. But somehow... I love you so much. Then somehow it reached an audience anyways. So in a way, we kind of did what internet is doing now. We did way before that. You know, my video Smack My Bitch Up was one of the biggest... Prodigies. ...success that year. And it was never on TV in America. But I haven't met anyone who didn't see it. And I have no idea how they did it. And today you just put it online and people see it. Which is phenomenal. Yeah. I mean, I was born around that time. And I remember not even seeing it until almost 10 years ago. You know, on the internet, on YouTube. Because I loved the hell out of that song. But I heard it was never... Like you said, it was never played on MTV. It was never played on VH1. So I mean, I do have to say it's awesome now that we do... That we can look back on a lot of these videos. Yeah. On a lot of these music videos that really have put like a stamp on pop culture. Especially... Well, and what I love about your music videos, Jonas Akerlund, is that they're not... To me, every single thing I've seen you do is not a music video. It's a short film. There's a story that's told. Each and every one draws you in, sucks you in. I just watched... Stevie, what did I watch today? Oh my gosh, we watched Rammstein... Rammstein's Pussy? No, no. The one with... Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga and Beyonce. Pussy was amazing. And I'm thinking, Jonas, where do you get your inspiration from? I need to see this one. It's... There's finger banging, there's cock sucking, there's cum shots. You just take it... Wait, wait. There's cum shots in this video? There's cum shots in this video. There is... Yeah. A guy... There's... Oh my God. Do you get your inspiration from porn? Well, that one was very, very different. You know, I worked with this German band, Rammstein. I worked with them for years. And I was like, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. I was like, man, man. man. man. man. man. man. man. man. man. the Rammstein video for Pussy was my original idea was that I had a friend in Sweden who bought all these old Swedish porn movies. Like from the 60s and 70s. Really great. Were they raunchy and filthy and nasty? Not really. They were, you know how they look back then. Well, anything European to me has always been much more of a turn on. Because they take it to the next level. I think they had artistic intentions. But you know, it was I think they did, you know. Yeah, so did I in all my porn. I'm being very artistic here. Anyway, the idea was to use these old films and use these old footage and do head replacements to put the band members into the film. That was the idea. And the band loved the idea and then we ran into some rights problems. We couldn't buy the footage so we ended up shooting it ourselves. It was like the only way. Oh, you should have come to me. I could give you all my old footage, honey. Well, yeah, we ended up shooting it. But mine's not that old. No, no, no. This was old. So that was very different, yes. And I love them. How many videos with Rammstein have you done? Because a lot of people don't realize how controversial. Quite a few. Like six or seven or something. And we're doing a film right now, actually. Really? Yeah. It's a concert film, so it's a bit. I love the band. Yeah, they're great. They're great guys. Now, do you get any of your influence watching your videos? There's a lot of sexuality. There's a lot of sensuality. There's an edge. You take things right up to the edge and then you jump the fuck off. You just go. And I love that about you. And I see a lot of similarities between porn and the videos that you direct. Do you get any of your inspiration from porn films? Not necessarily just that one that we were just talking about, about Pussy, but... Not specifically. To be honest, I don't really take inspiration from anything at this point in my life. I used to. I used to be everywhere. I loved fashion. I loved music. I loved art. And I loved porn. I loved all those things. And I just sucked it up. But nowadays, I'm just like way more. Most of my stuff comes from myself. Which, you know, takes a few years before you get to that point. But I have to say, though, what I like about it is I think I have the same type of attitude that you would in porn, where you don't really give a shit what other people think. You know, because I never really look around so much. I always have an audience to, you know, I have some sort of responsibility, depending on which artist I work with. But personally, I don't really give a shit what people think. It's always about getting to a certain point and making some sort of impression and push down the envelope. That's what I do. The diversity that you have is unbelievable. You've gone, I've seen your McDonald's commercials. I've seen things you've done with Ashton Kutcher and Nikon. I've seen you do Smack My Bitch Up with Prodigy, Madonna's Way of Light, Pussy. There's such a diversity that I admire you. You have so little knowledge of how much I admire you. And I want everyone out there, if you're not watching right now, go to Stitcher.com. Go to iTunes.com. Give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. Jonas Akerlin in studio with me, Ginger Lynn, and Sapphire. We've got little Stevie sitting in. Jonas, do you consider yourself to be a kinky, twisted, sick, perverted, twisted wonderful person? Because what I see, I know you as like the nicest. I've worked with hundreds of directors. I literally have. And when I see you, I want to jump up, jump on you, give you the monkey hug. And you did. And I did. Which was so cute. I was like, oh my god, this guy is... I've never of all the directors I've ever worked with, you and I have... I can count on one hand how many times we've seen each other. But I have such an affection for you, such an admiration that I consider you a true friend. Even though I may not see you but once every ten years, there's something that's there. I feel the same. I always felt like that. We always connected. We always stayed in touch. And I really appreciate that. That feels so good. I've got to tell you when I won this award, not too long ago, actually around the corner from where we are right now. And they asked me... It was actually a very nice award. I was introduced to the Music Video Hall of Fame. And they asked me, who do you want to give me the award? And I replied, Ginger. And I never thought that she would be there. And it was a surprise and she came out of the stage and gave me the award. Wow. The biggest honors of my life was giving me that award. I was shocked and surprised. And one of... Just another... I'm curious. Have you seen one of Ginger's movies? Oh. Yeah. With a straight face. What is your favorite? Oh, I don't know. Was I naked? Yeah, you were naked. Did I have sex? Yes. That was me. That was you? That was me. That was me. And I'm curious, what would be in the Jonas vault that nobody's seen? You could kind of vaguely tell us about. Because it's just too hot for anybody to see. The world's not ready. What? You mean in my head or what I shot? Both. In general. Everything. Well, I don't know. You've probably seen most of the stuff I shot. I don't keep anything hidden. So it's all out there. But in my head, there's... There's nothing really taboo or like really deep in the vault. Oh, there isn't. Because I've noticed in your work, you've never repeated things in your craft. You've always, like Ginger was saying, you've always pushed it over the boundaries. I mean, Madonna's music video, for instance, for the music song. That's like an acid trip right there. You know, you have the live elements, you have the action shots, but at the end of the day, it's totally different from like the other videos that you've ever done with Madonna or Beyonce or Metallica, Rammstein. It's never the same thing. Maybe that's the theater geek of me, but you can definitely see that craft just explode on paper. You know, it's just amazing. Yeah, I know. I always try to, you know, not repeating myself, but it's hard. I've done, you know, close to 500 projects. So you come to a point where it's, you know, where it's hard, but I still feel very young. I have to say I'm a dinosaur because I've been doing it for so long. Oh, you're a sexy dino. I feel very young. I feel like, you know, what's in my vault is probably to come because I have so much more to give. I feel like I've just begun, actually. So you feel like now, like, this is... like the birth of Janice. Yeah, but then, you know, I'm lucky because within what I do, you can develop into different things. Movies now is what I'm trying to do. I'm writing and I'm trying to go into more of a longer form of type of focus. You know, now I do like 30 projects a year and I want to focus on one a year. That would be better, you know. So I'm kind of going in a direction. Now, one of the things that puts you up on a pedestal for me is you had cast me in one of your films, I believe it was called Push. Is that correct? No, Spun. Spun. Spun. The film was called Spun. It was my first movie, yes. Your very first film and you cast me in it and this is an attribute to the man that you are. Rather than call me up and go, no, you know what? The studio doesn't want you. We're going to go in a different direction. I remember you coming to my house and bringing me flowers and telling me and I had so much emotion welling up inside because I was so sad. The fact that you came over and were such a man about it. You didn't call me up and go, listen, the studio doesn't want you. We're going in a more mainstream direction. We're casting Debra Harry as a character. You didn't do that. You came to my house and brought me flowers. Do you remember that? I do remember that. That meant the world to me. What is it about you that has given you the ability or the permission in society, in Hollywood, in mainstream to cross boundaries that other directors have not? No one, I cannot think of anybody who has crossed the boundaries that you have and been successful in every area. What is it about you that you think? Well, I mean, number one, it's not, you're not really allowed to do a lot of things I do, but I've always done it anyways. And it does affect my career. And as much as it brings... In a positive, in a negative? I would say both because sometimes people love me for what I am. But most of the time they hire me for who I am and then they start to compromise you. It's really, really hard. And, you know, but now like I said, I've been around for a while, so now I know exactly where to go to get my stuff done. But as much as people like me, there's another side, especially of Hollywood that don't like me, that wouldn't put the money on me because of the stuff that I do. And I'm not a wild horse. I'm always, I always respect, because filmmaking is so expensive, so there's always somebody paying you. Right. So, you know, so I'm always very clear and very open with what the expectations are, you know. So it's not like I'm... It's no surprises, really. Exactly. No one comes in thinking that you're going to make a vanilla cookie commercial when, you know, it's definitely, you know... Right. Yeah. Is there that one person or even a group of people that you've always wanted to collaborate with but you never got the chance to? In music, you mean? Music, movies, whichever. No, like I said, you know, in music I pretty much have it covered. Right. But in movies, I feel like I just started. I've done four movies but I still feel like I just started. So I have a lot more to give and writing right now is like what I want to do. If I can do anything to help further your career, let me know. I am there for you, Jonas Akerlund. I am absolutely there for you. And I'm here for you. You consider, are you, in your personal life, in your private life, are you kinky? Are you the things that I see on film, on camera, on video, are those your secret desires, your own fantasies? Oh, I wish they were. I know how he's like looking very hesitant and he's like glaring up. Because you seem so demure, so shy, and you've always been such a gentleman. And then I see what you do, I'm wondering where you are. What's inside your head? Because those videos are raw. Well, it's actually, it's always haunting me that people think that you are the one that you're doing, you know, the same type that you're writing. But in my case, like I said, I kind of wish I had a little bit more of that within me. But, you know, I'm kind of boring. I'm just working and working and working. So you're like mostly just like the calm lover. Yeah, absolutely. Are you more of a lover than a fighter? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. I'm the worst fighter. You're the worst fighter. Yeah. Now, would you consider yourself a romantic? Are you the guy that brings home flowers? Do you give massages? Yes. You are? Yes. I love that about you. The bubble baths and everything. Kind of. Yes. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done in your private life? I wish I had a good story right now, but I kind of don't. Okay, let me, let's, where's our Let's bring out these lists. When you worked through Mort, editorial stuff at The Face and doing stuff like that, is that really how you started directing? Where did it begin? Was it school? You picked up a camera? No, the truth is that I didn't really have a film background. I came from music. I was a drummer and I played, I thought forever that I was going to be a musician. And then, by coincidence, I discovered film editing. Wow. And when I did that, it was just, it took over my life. Film editing combined with music, and sound, was way stronger than anything I've ever done before. So, I stopped playing music right away, and that's how I started. Okay, and somebody, you found a mentor who actually kind of brought you in? Yeah, I did actually. A Swedish guy that I worked with who taught me editing, and that's how I, you know, got into it. And so your first video, were you kind of, was it released, your first attempt? My first stuff? Not really. I was lucky because I lived in Sweden back then, and there was a lot of work to be done, so, and not that many directors. So I got to work right away. I never went to film school, I never did any of that. And yet, you're an amazing, brilliant director. I honestly believe that. We're going to give you a little quiz here. We've got Annie Cruz coming in in a few minutes, and we're going to play a little game with you. It's called Shock the Monkey. Where, it's, there's a big difference, in my opinion, between a slut and a whore. Do you differentiate between a slut and a whore? Yeah, I guess. So, what's the difference? I don't know. I guess you pay your whore, right? There you go. Yeah, that's my opinion, too. Sluts, we do it because we fucking love it. I love sex. I do it because I enjoy every single thing I do. I never do anything I don't feel good about, and I don't enjoy. And I've taken it to the limit, and gone beyond, and above, and further, and further, and further. But, I wouldn't do anything if someone said, would you put a goldfish in your butt for money? Now, if I was turned on by goldfish in my butt, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Honestly, it does nothing for me. So, I can pay you like a thousand dollars right now, and you wouldn't? I wouldn't put a goldfish in my butt? No. What about those, like, you would do it? You gotta up it a little bit. Well, there we go. I mean, just keep spinning. Just keep spinning. I feel like you are what we call the silent freak. You know, you say that you're the romantic. I am. I feel like, you know, how quiet and shy he can be. Like, you get him alone with, like, maybe a couple whips, and a couple chains, and like a torture room, almost. And then he'll turn it out. I don't think so. No? I don't think so, no. Really? No, I think Jonas would be the kind where, if I took, if I were gonna give you a massage, I would give you what I call a pussy massage. No, I would. I would. We're friends, so we won't cross that boundary, but what I would do is cover my pussy with a nice, smooth massage oil, and I would use my pussy to massage the back of your neck, to massage, to ride up and down each of your arms. That's a nice one. I would grind and ride my entire body over your body, using my pussy as the massage tool, rather than my hands. I think that would go much further than if I tied you up and tortured you with a warning. Just my thought. Well, damn it. And we can skip to goldfish, too. Let's get the goldfish. Down in the meadow in an itty-bitty pool, three little fishies and a mama fishy, too. Sweet. Okay, never mind. Alright, so Jonas, before Annie Cruz comes in, we're gonna ask you a couple questions. When Annie comes in, what we're gonna do, the game is called Shock the Monkey, and we have questions for you. We're going to hook electrodes up to my pussy, up to Annie Cruz's pussy, who's fucking hotter than shit, and then you get the controls. So you will ask the questions, and then depending on whether you think one of us is more of a whore, more of a slut, whatever you think is right, someone, you're gonna shock our pussies. It's gonna be intense. You don't have to be afraid. You won't get hurt. We will. I already tested it, and it's a little scary, so I'm glad I'm done with it. Oh, it's just the first time you do it? Um, no. Okay. Today, yes. Okay, first time today. Okay. Yes. Now, if Annie, she's stuck in traffic, if she doesn't make it after our next break, it will be Stevie, and myself. We will hook them up to Stevie's nuts. Oh my gosh. Poor Stevie. Monkey, monkey, monkey. There's no safe word here, Stevie. Just none whatsoever, so don't even think there is one. She'll just turn it on Mac. We're gonna start out a little slow. We'll ask you a couple questions. We'll take a break, come back. If Annie's not here, we'll start it off with Stevie. Unless, how is your time? Do you have a time restraint? I'm here for you. I love you. Thank you so much, honey. Thank you so much. All right. What's the first question, Miss Sapphire? Hmm. Let us see. Have you ever playfully played with a condom? Yes. What did you do with that condom? Put it on and jerked off. But that was years ago. Just years ago? Yeah. See, I was thinking maybe he played with it like a rubber balloon, or like one of those, like toy animals. The balloon animals? Oh, no. You never did any of those as a kid? No. Now, the weirdest thing I've ever done with a condom, and I don't think it was weird, but I wanted to test out just how strong a condom was. What? Well, no. Go on. Go on. So what I did was, I took a condom and I put it over the top of a gallon of milk, and the entire gallon of milk was able to fit into the condom. It stretched, it stretched, it stretched. I thought that it would explode, and it did not. So condoms are much, much more resilient than you would think they are, except the time that the one broke, and now I have a child. Other than that, you pour a fucking gallon of milk into a condom, but are you trying to have sex? Oh, no. But no. That's a whole other story there. So, Jonas, you jerked off into a condom. Now, what did you do with it afterwards? Did you flush it? I don't remember. I threw it away somewhere. You were just done with it? Well, at least he likes to keep it clean on all aspects. That's not usually how I do it. You like to leave the mess. I did this one time. It was just that one time. What kind of condom was it? I don't remember. It was one of those heavy, one-gallon types. It was giant. Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. It was a giant, big condom. That's what I'm going to say here. Alright, what's the next question, Sapphire? When I say the number 69, what comes to your mind first? A pussy in my face. Upside down. And what else? A pussy in your face? Would there be anything? No, that's what came to my mind. Just a pussy. Not the mouth on your cock, but a pussy to your face. Upside down. So, are you on the bottom? And that pussy just right in your face? That was my thought, yeah. I like that. Now, when I think 69, I think of okay, I can please you or get pleased. I think 69 is one of the hottest positions to ever be in, but it's really, really fucking hard. It is. If you're licking my pussy and I'm grinding up against it, I am lost in your lips on my pussy. So, I'm not a good cock sucker if you're licking my pussy. So then when I focus on sucking your cock, I'm not going to cum because I'm sucking your dick. 69 is a really, really tough thing to do. What about you, Sapphire? It can be really, like you can get a little greedy, or you can get really scared. You know, think about it. I'm greedy. I'm not scared. Valentine's is coming up. It's right around the corner. A week from today, actually. So think about it. You go out to dinner. You go out for a couple drinks. And the number one thing, you know, you gotta let go for a little bit, you know? Gotta be careful of what you eat first. Yes, I'm already giving the eye right now. Someone's like, oh, she's gonna take it there. I get it. You don't want to fart when you're doing 69. You don't want to do anything regrettable. I'm not saying anything about... Do not eat Brussels sprouts. Do not eat garlic. Do not eat asparagus. Do not eat artichokes. Artichokes make you fart? Well, no. It just makes your pee pee a little. Oh, they make me toot. I don't pee in your mouth when you're licking my pussy. Hey, you never know. Like I said, you could be drinking too much. And sometimes people mistake... Some people mistake the squirt. Some people mistake the squirt for something else. There's no doubt when I squirt and when I pee. There's no doubt. None whatsoever. Now, Stevie, I want to know about you. Now, Stevie, you prefer men over women. Yes. Yes. And when you think of 69, what do you think of? It's just like you. I get too... I'm too... I'm too much concentrated on somebody. If somebody's on me, I can't perform. I have to just stop them and just do what I need to do. You either do them or get done by them. Or get done, yeah. It gets just too confusing. That's one thing I can't multitask on. Now, I will say when you find the right lover, I have never, ever been a fan of 69 in my life because I'm not the only one. I'm not that smart. I can't do two things at once. I really can't. I can't, too, because somebody's tall. You can't reach. No. There's just things that fly all over the place. I will say when you find the right lover, which I finally have, I've been with my man for several years now and I actually enjoy 69 now. I can get lost in sucking his cock. I can get lost in getting my pussy licked. I can have everything happen at once. I need that to do. So it is possible. We're going to take a break right now. We've got Annie Cruz coming in in just a second. If she doesn't have a chance, she doesn't show up. Stevie, we're going to shock your monkey, baby. Oh, my gosh. We have Jonah Zacherlin in studio with us. We have Sapphire. We have Stevie. We have me, Ginger Lynn. We're not going anywhere. We will be right back here on Skid Row Studios, on Stitcher, on iTunes. If you're not watching right now, you're a fool. Don't go away. I'm Ginger Lynn and I'm a very, very lucky girl. Every single Thursday, I'm going to be bringing you whores and horrors with Miss Kelly Nichols. You're going to get inside Kelly. You're going to get to tickle my fancy. Guess what's up Ginger's ass. One of my favorite games. We'll put something up there. Blindfold Kelly. She's going to get down on her hands and knees and eat it out and see if she can guess what's been up in my butt. We've got queer quote, queer, queer quote, queer quote, queer quote. Mystery X rated 3000 theater. We've got gross out the horror game, educating Gina and talking dirty to me as well as many, many other things. That's Thursday. It's whores and horrors with Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols. It's something about my ego. Tell her back up. Tim Tebow got Tivo up in the ride. I'm leaning back in my seat low. You need those. I just text them. Bend the ass like Peckham. Undress them. Respect them. Just for the night. Then after that, I forget them. Neglect them. I'm sorry, girl. Turn a house into a party. World. Probably going to get herself played. Atari. No time for tears if you crack. Oh, Maury. Got girls by the army. Feeling kind of horny. Love it when I'm on a Benny Blondie. Talk cheap, but I spend big. Cause I just shoot for the stars. If it feels right, then aim for my heart. If you feel like it, take me away. And make it okay. I swear I'll behave. I swear I'll behave. I swear I'll behave. You want it? Control. So we waited. I put on a show. Now I'm naked. You say I'm a kid. My ego is bad. I don't give a shit. And it goes like this. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you. Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I don't need to try to control you. Look into my eyes and I'll own you. With the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. Maybe it's hard. When you feel like you're broken and scarred. Nothing feels right. But when you're with me. I'll make you believe that I've got the key. Oh, so good. You can ride it wherever you want. Get inside it and you wanna steer. But I'm shifting gears. I'll take it from here. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it goes like this. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you. Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I don't need to try to control you. Look into my eyes and I'll own you. With the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I'm a rich bastard, Mick Jagger. Say I got them moves. Always rolling stone. Girls call my phone. Let it ring. I'm way too cool. Get a little bit of dough when I'm in arenas. Messing with these hoes would be so eager. But no need to tease her. I'm a girl with Christina. I'm a girl with Christina. If I watch and learn, I won't show you twice. Head to toe, ooh, baby, run me right. But if I share my secret, you're gonna have to keep it. Nobody else can see this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it goes like this. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you. Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Like Jagger. Yeah. I don't need to try to control you. Look into my eyes and I'll own you. With the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Like Jagger. Swedish, but she grew up here, so she's almost American. Ah. You know what? I always get caught with cum in my mouth. I was just... Miss Sapphire is like, you are not licking my pussy. You are not doing it. I've got a girlfriend. I think you got a little right here. Stay away from me. Stevie's telling me... Okay, I know. Stevie's going, no, I don't like girls sucking my cock. Jonas is like, I'm taken. I'm taken. So I just dove into Miss Sapphire's pussy. Just licked her pussy. I'm gonna clean up a little bit right here now. Yeah, there you go. That's why my voice is a little bit raspy because I'm a pussy licker, baby. See, Jonas just looks so upset because like he said earlier, he's on the opposite side. Yeah. I look the happiest ever. What are you talking about? I just want to pull his hair right now. I just, I love long hair on men. Thank you. I think it's very fitting for you. Very handsome on you. Now, you're from Sweden. Tell me, tell us a little bit about when you directed circuses. How is it different directing a circus than naked girls in a music video? Is there any difference whatsoever? Not really. Well, of course it is. But at the same time, no. I always have an idea and I always have like a goal. And then you have to go through all these different things like casting and production design and rehearsals and all those things to get it right. So in many ways, it's different. It's just two different ways of expressing what I want to express. But, you know, circus, I had a great few years in circus and I thought at the time that that was what I was going to do. But filmmaking is such a strong medium. You know, it's really something. Absolutely. Once you get going with that. It's so... It's hard to, you know, fall back on anything else. What do you think is next for you? Do you know what's next for you, James Lacherlin? Well, I just... Right now I'm doing a few commercials. I shot this week. Actually, last night I wrapped another music video. For Coldplay. For their new album and new single and all these things. But where is it that everyone can go to see all of your work? Well, my website or, you know, on YouTube, they're everywhere. But on my... I tried to keep my website pretty, pretty updated. Oh, and what is your website again? JonasLacherlin.com. It's my name. And Lacherlin is A-K-E-R-L-U-N-D. Good. Well done. Yes. Well, I'm a friend and a fan. And a fan. And speaking of fans, do you have a Twitter by any chance? Because you know, it's that generation. I do have a Twitter, but I'm not really, I'm not active on it. Okay. Instagram? No. No? Okay. You're not going anywhere. No. You're far from it. You're far from it. If anyone has seen any of your work, see, here's what I love about you. The complete, the balance. You've got as, you're sitting here, you're very much a gentleman. You're kind of reserved, a little bit shy. And when I watch your work, you are so over the fucking top. I'm thinking that you are probably the sickest, kinkiest, twisted most perverted fuck I've ever known in my life. And then I know you have a... I know you have a lot of people that are like you in person and they just don't go together. Where do you get those ideas from? You never really told us that. Well, and I'm not even sure I know to be honest. Like I said, most of the stuff comes from within. I don't know if that's a good thing to say now after that. But, you know, and I seek inspiration everywhere in life and everywhere, you know, so... Do you fantasize about women finger banging themselves and sucking dick? Not as much now as I used to. I don't know. I don't know if I do now as I used to, but it happens. That's because you haven't seen me in a long time. Now, if you can speak to yourself, you know, your younger self when you were just starting out directing and give that younger person the sexual advice that you wish you had now, what would it have been? Just, oh, back then? Yes. I don't know. I think fuck more than I did. And I was pretty good. I had a pretty good run for a while. But, you know, do it more than once. I don't know. I think fuck more than I did. I don't know. I don't know. I think fuck more than I did. You guys a little bit more, right? Yeah, don't think so much. Just do it. Do you have a favorite position? Um, I'm an, you know, I'm more of an ass guy than a titty guy. Oh, you are? Yeah. So it would be anything that, you know, make the ass visual is good. So you can see the ass. So you're like the missionary, I mean, doggy style. Yeah. And like reverse cowgirl. Yeah. Reverse cowgirl. Those are both very good. See, now I have a... If I'm having a one night stand... What? One night stand with you, I want it dirty and nasty as possible. I want you from behind. I want you reverse cowgirl. I want to be riding you on top. I want my ass face towards you. I want to just get as filthy and nasty and disgusting as possible. If I'm in love with you, I'm probably one of the more boring lovers. I want you missionary. I want you to look into my eyes. Oh, okay. I've got like the complete... There we go. The complete... I know. You want the full experience. I do. I do. You want the full like Jonas experience. Well, the good thing is though, I'm a little OCD and dyslexic. Yeah. And I have several different... So am I, by the way. Are you? Yeah. I have a lot of different personalities in here. So if you're my lover, you never know what you're going to get. You're going to get one night where I'm spitting on your balls and pulling them up over my face and trying to like stick my tongue through them. I don't even have balls and I'm kind of scared at that. When you say that you're going to pull my balls... No, ball sacks are... I know they stretch, but... Unremarkably, remarkably stretchy. You and I were on the same page, right? Yeah. Because you both looked at each other. No, you and I were on the same page. I was like, I'm going to get my balls. I'm going to get my balls. So try this later with your lady at home. There was a hand gesture too. Right. Exactly. So you're going to basically kick those balls and pull them up over. Have your lady, swear to God, it won't hurt. Don't let her pull on the balls themselves. Those are very delicate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you take the sack, she can pull them up over her face and you will see it from the other side. And she can... And videotape it. I highly recommend it. It's so fucking hot. I think every dick in this room right now... I know. ...is uncomfortable and scared of their balls. Now, my pussy on the other hand is soaking wet. My pussy is scared because I would only imagine what you would do with it. If you say that you're going to tug on somebody's balls like that, what are you going to do with my pussy? She'll pull your labia up to here. Jesus Christ. No, labia is different. But what I would do is I would pull on your labia. I would pull on both of your labia lips. I would stretch them over my nose and inhale until I couldn't breathe. I would just suck your pussy up into my... I would suck your pussy up into my nose. I would inhale it. They can see my face and I'm just like, no. You don't do that on your romantic dates? No. Let me show you. Get your pussy out. Oh God, no. Oh no. Why? I cherish my labia right now. It won't hurt. I promise. I don't trust that. You don't trust me, do you? I don't. Jonas, would you trust me with your testicles and your ball sack? Right now? In general. I'm still a little... Well, I trust your expertise and years of practice, but this I don't appreciate when you stretch your arms all the way up to the ceiling. That makes me a little worried. See? I'm not alone there. I'm not alone. You're not alone. You're definitely not alone. All right. All right. You should ask the listeners out there too. I'm curious about the ring. Is there a story behind your ring? Yes. Yeah, it's my engagement ring. My wife have the same. Okay. I love that. Now, is that a Mickey Mouse skull? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We're going to have to show that. You should flash that into the camera. Into the camera? Just hold it right up to the camera? That is bad ass. No, there was a camera. There's three cameras in here. Really? That's a badass. Yes. Everything you're doing is being videotaped. Everyone is watching you right now. Would I look better? No, you look fabulous. Yes. How long have you been married? We met 10 years ago, so we've been married for five or six years. I am so happy for you, honey. Congratulations. That's great. That's wonderful. You split your time between here and Sweden, correct? How often are you in Los Angeles? If you had to give it a percentage, how often are you here? It's always a little less than half the year, because we work a lot in Europe too. I work a lot in Paris and England. Do you find that your work is more accepted in Europe than it is in the United States? Can you go further with what you do? In different ways. In America, sexuality is always a problem. Anything, nudity, anything like that is a problem here. Which is funny, right? Because the way that we cherish porn, you know? What I found was really surprising is when you directed me in the Metallica video, Turn the Page, there were several different versions. There was the American version, the European version, and you had the film version, the short film. And in the American version, I have a child, and at that point in time, he was very young. And I remember it was the MTV premiere, and my parents were watching in Illinois, and there were 30 people in my home. We were all watching it. And there's a portion of the video where I get beat up by a John. And it's violent, it's abusive, and I have a young child in the video who's sleeping in a closet next to me. And that was all fine. That everything showed up on the MTV until it was banned. Everything showed up. But I remember my son going up to the TV and beating him on the television, going, leave my mommy alone. And then I saw the European version, and my pussy is spread wide. I'm doing the pole dance. I'm hopping onto a chair. I'm fucking it. And there was very little violence, but very much sexuality in the European version. But in the American version, the violence overtook, it preceded the sexuality. Yeah, that's very typical. It's very typical. It was really messed up and back ass words. Yeah. And I think that's what's up is, is sexuality much more common? Can't women run around with their tops off and their titties out? Yeah, of course. Now, do you like titties? I do. But he's more of an ass man. But he's more of an ass man. Yeah, didn't say I didn't like titties. Of course I do. Hold on. Now, let me just give you a little ass shot. Oh, and Ginger is making her way around the table. Yes, she is. She is hopping over. There it is. There's that ass. Running it back. Running back. With the same ass you remember there, Jonas? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember it. Yeah. You remember it? Yeah. Who can forget that? Oh, hello. Annie Cruz in studio. Woo hoo. Welcome Annie Cruz. Hi, beautiful girl. Oh my God. I hate LA traffic. Right? But you are so fucking stunningly beautiful. We will wait for you forever. Okay. Well, I'll make it up to you. Annie Cruz sitting right next to you is Jonas Ackerlund. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Pleasure. Now, Annie, you've been underprivileged. You've missed out on what's going to happen to you. I don't know. I don't believe and I hope that you're willing to play with us. Of course you know I am. Do you consider yourself more of a whore or a slut? A slut. Let's hear it for sluts. Sluts around the world. Oh, yes. Absolutely. You and me both and you look stunningly beautiful. Thank you. If those of you out there are not watching, go to stitcher.com, go to itunes.com, go to skidrowstudios.com. And the reason that my voice is like this, I've been sucking so much cock lately, I have gotten a little bit of a cramp. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I've got cum throat. That's what I've been diagnosed with, cum throat. So I do apologize. I have the opposite. I have cum pussy. Well, girl, you should have taken off your pants. You should have let it all just air out. That's the game we're playing now. What I'd like to do now, Jonas, he's right to me in the Metallica video, which is on the page. I know who he is. He's amazing. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. And we're going to play a little game called Shock the Monkey. Shock the Monkey. Now you have electrodes sitting right next to you with two C's on them. Oh, okay. If you could please take your pants off. Mine are already off. See, I'll show you. Give me a hug. I miss you. I love you. That's a lot of love there. Look at that. Now you're smack dab in the middle. Oh. I played with you forever. There they go. And for that nice soft kiss. Oh, yes. You know, I think we should put the shockers right on the booties right now. Now, ladies and gents, if you are not watching on skidrowstudios.com, you are missing out. No, why did you stop? That was lovely. We would have spread out the table and everything. Don't mind us in here. Oh, Annie and I have had many wonderful nights together. Oh, yeah, we have. And you know what? We need another one. We do. The last time we were in a bathtub together singing Sesame Street Song. Would that be your other one? No. No. We made Nick watch while we fucked in the bathtub. Yeah, and I was being a bad girl with my little pigtails. She's very bad. She's like, she's been a bad girl, daddy. Okay, I need to come over for one of these slumber parties. That's it. That is not fair. You are depriving Sapphire over here. I'm just watching. We're on some fucked up shit. Okay, so. So, you know. Take my pants off. Take your pants off. Oh, God. Why don't you take off your pants? I'll come take them off for you. Go take them off. Coming in. This is, uh, I'm warning you. I just got fucked before coming in. I'm coming in. Oh, Jonas is fresh for action. Oh, my goodness. Oh, Jonas is an ass man. Well, I mean, I did it in the shower, so technically. Oh, nice. So, nice, fresh and dirty. Yeah, fresh and dirty. Fresh and dirty. I'm just gonna, like. She's just cutting the booty. Enhance it with my hands. Do you want to squeeze? No. He's like, I'm ready to shock. We're not plugged in yet. Wait a second. Okay. I haven't got her hooked up yet. She's got a lot of layers. Oh. I had to because. Oh, my God. Are those bags? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are those Batman panties? Yep. Batman. Briefs. I love Batman. A little bit of underoos. Ooh. Ooh. Okay, Ginger Lynn is just really going in that ass. She is diving into the booty. My Batman butt. Naturally. Oy. Oy vey. Pulling those panties down. Showing that beautiful, perfect ass. Now, Annie Cruz. Mm-hmm. Do you trust me? Oh, my God. How is, how is, what does it smell like? Like Superman, probably. Because that's who I was with. Oh, my God. Before coming in. Oh, no. Ooh. It's very much like a superhero. Really? Ooh. Superhero smell. I love it. It's sweet. It's. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's this. Only, only, only Ginger. Oh, my God. And I'm ready. Are you ready? Yeah. You know what? Let's hook up the shock. It's so nice. Ginger, he is ready. He is ready to do this. Okay, well, let me, I have to hook her up. Hook her up. Okay. Hook her up, damn it. All right. Annie, have a seat. Yes. Okay. Okay. So, I'm sitting. You got eager men in here. On your, no, on your butt. Oh, on my butt. Okay. Okay. Now, can I take your shoes off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just my comment. I would say to the fullest. To the maximum range. Now, Jonas, do not push the buttons until I tell you. No, no, no, no. I know you're very excited. I am, but. Let me show you what's going to happen here. You have a right and a left. Here's. Okay. Here's the on and the off button on one side. Here's the on and the off button on the other. Oh, I see. Okay. So, wait, let me mix them so you know who's who. That's you. That's you. That's me. This is Annie. Now, when you turn it on, you want to go slow. Start it out really low. And then you're going to hit, it's right now, they're on. And then you'll hit any of these buttons here. And you see the 15 minute marker come up? Mm-hmm. Okay. Then you can start to rise the volume. All right. You can literally hear it right now. I can hear it. You can hear it. It's on. It's on. It's on. I'm going to put an electrode on either side of Annie Cruz's pussy lips. Oh, my God. I'm going to go. Okay. I think I shaved. Jonas. It's radio. Be kind. Oh, yeah. No. No. Jonas, go hard. Please. We can take it on the highest level. Oh, you can? Yeah. All right. Oh, good. So, do not turn it on yet. Have you done this before? I've done this before. Oh. Okay. So, spread your legs. Annie is spreading her legs. I'm going to put one. Spreading it. I'm going to peek under the table so I can see. One. One. Do it, Stevie. You know what? Maybe we should bring the microphone over there, too. She's hooking these up to Annie. I'm pressing on each lip. Go ahead, Stevie. Describe it. One on each lip right now. Okay. How's that feel, Annie? She's kind of spreading some stuff so Ginger can work easily. Spreading some stuff. Those would be pussy lips. What I'm doing now is making sure that there is very little. I want full contact with the electrodes on Annie Cruz's pussy. I'm pressing hard. I can't even. She's got. Annie has. She's sticking it on there already. You know what? I'm just pressing my palm into her pussy right now. There's no more. Where have you not had these electrodes on? I have not. Yeah, there you go. There you go. All right. So, now Annie is hooked up. Okay. Okay. We got to hook you up. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Jonas, you are in charge. Do you want to hook her up, Jonas? I'm not touching anything yet. I'm going to laugh. Now. I'm going to. I'm going to spread my legs. Annie Cruz has the most beautiful pussy. Wait, wait. They got. What? Is it on? No. That was not supposed to happen. Maybe it is on. Maybe it is. Oh, it is on. I don't feel anything. Okay. I turn it off. Let me see. Okay. I think. I almost missed myself. Things are misfiring here in the studio. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I think so, too. I am a little scared to touch this. The monkeys are everywhere. Phoebe, damn it. Get over here. You're afraid of my pussy all the time. You're burning up the cookie over here. That's what's happening. My cookie's always burning, baby. Honey. You know, do not doubt my cookie ever. The show is called Cookies and Cream, not Shock the Monkey and Cookies and Cream. Oh, yeah. The game is called Shock the Monkey, right? You know me. But I want to describe. While Sapphire is freaking out on the electrodes. One of the things I love about you, Annie Cruz, is you have pussy hair. I can see chin. I am so scared now. Right. I am so scared. It is beautiful. I still have. Oops. I lost it. Oh. Oh, yeah, you do. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Mine's out of control. Look at this. If you're watching. Oh, no, that's cute. Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful. Out of control. And it almost looks like I'm a little mohawk right now. It's great. I know. Like, if I go like this. Electro. To me, I love a shaved pussy, but I love the womanliness of pussy hair. Yeah. It makes me feel like a woman, you know? In a heartbeat. Not that I wouldn't eat one without hair. You've already eaten it before, so. Not today. All right. All right. What would you do? Okay. One on each side. One on each side. Now. Right here. Fine. I'm going to spread my legs and my lips. You want to have it as flat as possible. Are you taking notes, Jonathan? You might have to do this later. All right. All right. Now, you have to push it down. We might see this on video. No, you can't. The bald version. Oh, okay. You have no hair, right? You have to have contact, full contact. Otherwise, it'll get. So, literally. It's a full contact. Like, really. Slap that. Put that shit on there. Like, good. Just slap it on there, baby. All right. It's slapped on. Okay. Take your hand. Take your palm. Press it on my puss. This is not a sexual thing. Don't be getting your girlfriend all freaked out. Put your hand on there and press it on. Otherwise, I will get electrocuted. Damn. I'm scared because Jonas at this point already shocked me. You've shocked me. And it wasn't even on purpose. Go to control. All right. So, Jonas, you know now. You have a right and a left control. I got to warn you. I'm not very technical, but. I'm going to move. I got mine a little bit. Sapphire's got mine a little bit too low. Is that cheating? And they're not completely attached. Are you cheating, Ginger? Make sure you've got them. All right. Everybody's secure? Not yet. Secure. Okay. Should we do a test run? No. I think we should. Wait, wait, wait. They're not attached. They can be dangerous. Wait till I get them attached. Oh, now she says they can be dangerous. Now there's a warning. There's a disclaimer. This is a TENS unit. It's designed to relax your muscles if they're in spasm. If you put them on an area of your skin. Like your pussy. It's going to grab and tighten. It's going to shock it. It's going to hurt. It's going to feel good. Wait. You've already said three wrong words. You said it's going to relax. It's going to hurt. And what was the last one? Shock. Feel good. Feel good. Feel good. Anybody else agree with me that this is some weird shit going on? Relax. Relax. Feel good. All that good things. Okay. Now my heart's beating fast. I'm sweating a little bit. Yeah, you should be. You just said. You just said the three fucked up things. I can't see it. Feel good. Do you want to give Jonas the list to ask the questions? Oh my God. Or do you want to ask them? No, you ask them. You want me to ask the questions? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Now Jonas, do you feel comfortable with the remote control? I do. I'm not sure I got it right yet. But we'll. That's why I wanted to do a little rehearsal. But no rehearsal. We're just going. No, we're just going for it. Just dive in. Here we go. So Miss Sapphire, Miss Radio Sapphire is going to ask both Annie Cruz and myself, Ginger Lynn, a question. Jonas will be the judge. Determining who answers it. There's no right. There's no wrong. Just whatever. I'm nervous to answer your questions. So you answer, you answer, and then I decide who. Who gets shocked. Okay. Yeah. All right. Shock the monkeys. Our monkeys are hooked up, baby. I love you too, Jonas. Here we go. So much trouble. Oh my God. Here we go. Oh man. Oh God. Oh, I'm sweating all of a sudden. Can I get some Red Bull? Oh God. Okay. Okay. So Annie. Oh God. We're going to go first. I love you, Annie. Thank you for being here. Which would you rather masturbate or where would you rather masturbate? Okay. On a stage in front of a lot of people you know, with your parents in the room or in front of an ex? Can I say all of the above? Fuck it. Okay. All of the above. What do you think, Jonas? Is that a, is that a good answer or do you want her to just answer that one? I can answer just one if you prefer. It's up to the shocker. I have a question in between this. You would masturbate in front of your parents? That was the one. You know what? Yeah. Wow. Seriously? You're such a whore. Anything happening? No. Okay. Turn it on and then push a button at the bottom. Yes, it does. It will turn it up and up. All right. I'm turning it off. The reality is I said that answer because I knew I was going to get shocked. I would, for the record, I would never masturbate in front of my parents. Okay. I was going to say, you're bold and daring. That's bold and daring. Did you read it? Did you? I did. Yeah. It was very, I'm really tough when it comes to it. Was it on full, like full power? I have no idea. No, I don't think so. But I felt it. Yeah. I felt it. I started. You can start it low. It goes all the way up to 10. Jesus Christ. So the dial on the side, that's where you're going to go higher and higher and higher. It actually goes to 15. Oh, fuck. That's what it says here. You know what? Let's turn it up to 15. Let's see what happens. Let's crank it up. All right. Ginger? Yeah, baby. Same question. Fuck it. I'm curious. Ask me again. All right. I forgot the question. I'm nervous. So where would you rather masturbate? On stage in front of a lot of people you know, with your parents in the room, or in front of an ex? You know what? I'm going to go with in front of an ex because in front of a room full of people I know, I will have to ignore them in order for me to come. That's a lie. That is such a fucking lie. I have seen you masturbate. I have seen you masturbate. Within an hour of knowing you. Yeah, but there were like three of you. Shock her ass. Okay, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no. Continue. Continue. Okay, so I know I'm bracing myself. So in front of a room, a room full of people, like three or four of you, I could lay down here and masturbate in a heartbeat without a problem. But a room full of people I know, I would be self-conscious. In front of my parents, no fucking way ever. That's just fucking wrong. I would never do that. I just said it because I wanted to get shocked. And I went with in front of an ex because they already know me and my orgasms, I love to cum. I really do. It's fucking just hot and nasty. And an ex, I know that they would never get me again because once I'm done with you. So it's kind of like an in your face type shit. I'm done with you. So it's like, watch this baby. I'm just going to cum and you're going to have to watch it. I like it. That's too beautiful. No shock. No shock. Oh. No shock. I got a point. No shock. And you're in trouble. All right. Make sure your electrodes stay all the way. Yeah, they're up on there. Up on there because anything in between. I don't know how high it was earlier, but I did feel something. Do you know what number it was on when you? No, I panicked. But next time I'm going to look at the thing. Jonas Akerlin, Annie Cruz, Sapphire, Little Stevie, Ginger Lynn right here, right now on Kid Rose Studios. Kid Rose Studios.com. On Stitcher. On iTunes. On iTunes. We are everywhere. You can't miss us. We're playing Shock the Monkey. Sapphire, we are ready again. And it's hot and heavy in here. Let me just say. I'm sweating. I'm like having hot flashes. Jonas, you look really cool now all of a sudden. I'm okay. You know? I'm shocking some pussies. I'm fine. All right. What's the best time to get down and dirty? You talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Like time of day? Or time? The best time in general. Right now? So that's it. Just right now. Right now. At like 5 o'clock. Right now. If I had to pick. Oh, I get it. Okay. Thank you, baby. All right. We'll do that in just a second here. The best time to get down and dirty for me. I like you to wake me up in the middle of the night. I like to be dead asleep. And I love to feel your hard dick press up against me from behind and just enter me and mount me like a fucking dog. That's my favorite time when I'm dead asleep and I'm not expecting it. Annie? I was going to say anytime. Anytime. Anytime. Anytime. That was my favorite answer too. Anytime. But for me, what's like my cup of coffee in the morning is morning sex. Like you getting waken up in the middle of the night. I like being woken up in the morning. You know, just that, oh, good morning. And then I feel something hard pressing up against the back of my ass. And I'm just like, oh, wait, there it goes. My pussy's already wet and waiting. And oh, it's inside me. And good morning. You know, that's how I like to start my day. That's the way you should start your day. Hell yeah. And then it's guaranteed you're going to have a good fucking day. Oh, hell yeah. It's like almost if you don't, then you're like, great. What is this day going to be like? When I was single, that's the way I started off. Every single fucking day was by masturbating every day because I knew that that was going to make me happy throughout the rest of the day. I don't get fucked every morning just because there's too much going on in life. Right. But I still wake up happy. So I'm going with the middle of the night. You're going with the morning. Jonas, what do you think? These answers are too good. I mean, how am I going to elect? So shock us both. Shock you for that. It's a win-win. It's a win-win situation. All right. All right. Let me see if that works. He's going in. Okay. He's turning it. Here we go. First, you turn it on. Oh. Okay, keep going. Really? I like it. Oh, yeah. How high is that? What number is that? I don't know. I like it. But mine's going. Mine's going still. It's going boop. Boop, boop. Oh, my God. All right. I'm turning off. No, go on. No. Enough. Oh, he's teasing. Did I turn it off? He's teasing. He did turn it off. Kinky. Oh, my goodness. Well, then you know what? Enough is enough. Enough is enough for now. We're going to take a quick break here. We'll be right back. We've got burlesque dancers coming in right now. Jonas, we've got more surprises for you. Oh, my pussy's still throbbing. Really? It is. In a good way. Now, don't you dare shut it off. Okay, okay. Don't you dare. All right. Ginger Lynn, Sapphire. Stevie, we've got Jonas Ackerlin and Annie Cruz in studio with us. We've got... I can't know what my glasses are on. We got Kirby. Okay, so we got the Scarletts. The Scarletts. The Scarletts coming in in just a second. Don't go anywhere. We will be right back. Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you... just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask? That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. Thank you. Thank you.! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 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And the fact that we're women doing that for them and with them and to them, they're like, okay, this is quite okay for me. And then usually by the end of the show, like, we have to fight the women off. They want to be up on stage with, you know what I mean? So you get the groupies afterwards. Totally. The men are very much, okay. You know, it makes them, slightly uncomfortable. Well, you know why? Their dicks are hard. And what happens, if I were a dude, like, for me, my pussy gets wet and nobody has to know. I just sit there and wiggle. Like, my pussy's soaking wet right now and I'm just wiggling and tickling and I'm all feeling good. And then if you're sitting on a towel. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I don't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was classic. Jonas has a remote control. We each, oh, have electrodes hooked up to it. No, it's good. I'm not scared. Now, I have to ask you guys, how did you all, I mean, how long have you guys been doing burlesque together? Wow. I auditioned for The Scarlets in 2009. 2009. That's incredible. The Scarlets. I've been with the group for about two years, so I'm a newbie. That is also incredible. You're the newbie. You're the baby. I am. Lucky Lady Jane, the baby. Maserati's been around since 2009. 2009. And that was just about when I had, like, the seed of an idea. I had no idea what to do or how to do it. I had no idea how to start it. I put out, like, a casting notice. Wow. Really not knowing, like, what was gonna happen. And then Maserati, like, walked in the door. I was like, oh my God, I hope she stays. I hope she wants to do it. And she was perfect. She was exactly, like, what I wanted. She's hot. Yes. She's curvy. She was enthusiastic and she's an awesome dancer. I mean, you ladies are all curvy. Beautiful and curvy. Curvy, as you said in your press release, curvy is the new 20. Right? That's true. I don't know. There's a type of woman and a type of man out there for everybody. Personally, I love a woman to be a woman. Not that I have, I'll look at any naked girl. But my favorite is not a stick with tits. I like a woman. And there's nothing wrong with any girl. I'm bisexual. I'm trisexual. I look at every woman. But if I'm gonna have sex with you, I want you to have a little bit of curves there. I want something to hold on to. Something that I can, if I'm gonna scissor you, I want to feel your thighs. I want to feel the meat of your pussy pressing up against mine. And can we just say they each have their own little fantasy flavor going on? Yes, please describe before we say that. Yes, go ahead, Sapphire. Because I'm like, okay, so I'm looking at Maserati. You got like that white chocolate going on. And then we got, you know, Dante with her little just sensual chocolate. And then you have Lady Jane and it's like this Asian, like pecan, almost like, butter scotch going on. Oh, that is exciting. You know what? Something that you just want to put all together and it just melts in your mouth all at once. I am hungry. Oh, roll it, baby. We're like a sexy Benetton ad. Yes. Jonas, now, in your videos, when you direct them, you have a lot of different types of women in your videos. And I've seen a lot of burlesque type dancing, something that I really admire in your videos. What do you see in each of these women that would be beneficial to one of your videos? I don't know. It's hard to say. You guys got to dance a little bit? Can you give us a little? Is there enough room? Are you going to audition now? There's not a lot of room. There's, no, we kind of take over. The truth is, I have huge respect for dancers. Dancers, I work a lot with dancers. Right. A lot of different types of dancers. And you guys look great. You look awesome. Now, are you going to be in town on Sunday? Maybe, yeah. If you are, I'd like to invite you to come down to Suzy's Delights in Tarzana. Bring your lady. Can I bring this? You can bring that. Shut my pussy, though. The whole time? Annie, do you want to come and help me describe blowjobs on Sunday? I'm pretty sure I'm free on Sunday, so yeah, I'm down to cut. Let's do blowjobs together on Sunday. We've done blowjobs together before. I know. So, it won't be something new for the both of us. I'm dead serious. I'm waiting. Every time that they start getting shots, I start grabbing my own and saying, thank God. So wait, Sunday at 5 o'clock? Sunday at 5 o'clock. Where at? Suzy's Delights in Tarzana. Okay. Let's give them the address. It's 18604 Ventura Boulevard. Ventura Boulevard. It's free. There will be wine and cocktails for people who come down. What kind of cocktails? Well, we're giving blowjobs, so cocktails. You know, does the cock come in the glass? Tip in the cup. You know what? Right now, I don't have an actual live penis that I'll be sucking. My man is going to not be volunteering. Darn it. Robbie. Have you ever had a girl suck your cock? You have. He's like, no thank you. We should give him some of that semen cocktail. Oh. Or we can have Robbie demonstrate because he knows how to suck dick. Wait a minute. I feel something here. Stevie. Robbie. Uh-oh. A little bit of connection maybe? I'm thinking we get the both of you while Annie and I describe what you're doing, how to do it. We'll give you a little bit of pep talk, a little bit of advice. You know, you gotta like play with the balls a little bit more. Get your hand involved. Stroke it. Use both hands. Make it wet. Put your tongue just in that little pee-pee hole there. Slide it down the shaft. Take those two fingers. There's the perineum you want to go. I love that. Get them all wet and excited and then you just suck the hell out of them. I think I just forgot how to suck a dick. Oh my God. Oh. Don't worry. So we'll teach you on Sunday. Robbie, are you in? Robbie's in. Robbie's in. Stevie, are you in? Stevie. I'll do it. Oh. Yeah, Stevie. I think you need to go get in the little case right now. So we're gonna have, tell us the name again of your burlesque group. We are the Scarletts. The Scarletts. And where can we find you guys on the regular? On the regular, you can find us on Facebook. You can follow us on Twitter. You can find us on Instagram. Under the Scarletts. It's called The Scarletts. The Scarletts. The Scarletts. Okay. Yeah. We mostly, we do a lot of workshops. So on Sunday, we'll do like a performance, a demonstration, and then anybody who wants to join, and trust me, everyone will want to join. Usually there's like one girl who's like, come on, let's do it. And her friend doesn't want to. And then by the end of the thing, the whole room is involved in the workshop. I'll be the drunk girl going, yeah, you're mine. By that time, after the blowjob demonstration, I'll be, I'll have like four or five glasses of wine. I will be all in it. I'll be up there. And I have no rhythm whatsoever. Oh God. I can't dance to save my fucking life, but I'll be in there going, yeah, I can do that. You're going to be awesome. Open and grind. Oh my God, you can't wait. Grind. This is all you need. I am so mad I'm missing out on this. Why are you crying? Sapphire's a workaholic. That's what she is. You can't get away for like an hour on Sunday? No. Oh. No. No. Sapphire has like nine jobs. I really do. I was work. I don't know what a day off is. The reason she's here right now is I've been licking her girlfriend's pussy to talk. Her girlfriend's like, she's not leaving me ever again. And so I went over, hit up her girlfriend, started giving her like really good, not that you're good, not a good pussy licker, but really good pussy licking. And so she said to Sapphire, I think you should go hang out with Ginger every Friday. Every Friday. For two hours. Exactly. That's what you should be doing. That's all I can handle. That's all I can handle with Ginger. No, I love her. I love you. I love you. It's just so intense. I'm not, I don't fill your mouth, but I'm more than a mouthful, that's for sure. But no, we definitely, we definitely have to see them dance like after the show. Sapphire, you have a burlesque name. I do. You are coming on Sunday. I mean, you are coming. We will know. I always wanted to do a burlesque, so honestly, I've always, I would love to come. You know what? Please do. Fuck this. You know what? I can wait. Work and wait. I will write you a note. I will say, please excuse, excuse Sapphire as she's tied up right now by Maserati, Dante Inferno, Lady, Lucky Lady Jane, Annie Cruz. Fuck it, Jonas. You're going to tie her up as well. Ginger Lynn's tying you up. We're just all going to sign the note and say, please excuse Sapphire from work as she's tied up. That's a done deal. Stevie, you're involved in this too. Don't be that over there. Forget it. No, I think he's fucking sucking cock on Sunday. No, I said, you're going to get the fuck off a grinder. Stevie's on grinders. I know already. He's like, I need to find my date now. Fuck this. I don't like this cock. Fuck this. Hey, can we get you guys to try some of these berries made by Maserati? I would love to try them. They're real important. Let's feed each other. They're amazing. The Scarlets brought us gifts. They brought us a bottle of champagne. They brought us chocolate covered. Oh my God. I know. Maserati, you made these? I'm going to take a picture of this. This is too good to be true. Take a picture first. We will pass them around. Those are beautiful. Beautiful, homemade, chocolate covered, strawberries. Now, again, the strawberries cover the entire gamut of all of the girls we have in the room. We've got the white chocolate. We've got the dark chocolate. We've got the butterscotch. We've got the cookies and cream. That's me and Sapphire. Annie. Hey. You've got the sprinkles. Chocolate are you? Are you the sprinkle? Are you? Oh, no. Jonas, you're the European chocolate. I am? You are. You're the chocolate delicacy from Europe. Yes. And Stevie and Robbie, Robbie's in the back. You guys are the... Well, look at this. Look at this. I don't know. That looks like Stevie's little splooshes right here. There we go. You're messy. I'm going for a swirly right here. And I'll pass the box around. I am going for a white chocolate covered strawberry with red swirls because I'm thinking the ladies all have the red fans behind their backs. So I'm going to get a little taste of every lady. I want to thank you for bringing us these in. You want to try one and pass them around? Yes. And they're in little cupcake, you know, paper holders so you can ease yours in case they get messy. I'm going to do a little pretty in pink. Drooping down my hand. I'm going to lick every drop off. Here you go, Annie. Okay. Don't hate me. Don't hate me. I don't like strawberries. That's all right, baby. You can eat this. Everybody's like the island girl over here does not like strawberries, pineapples, coconuts. Oh my God. None of that. None of that. Damn. Wow. Oh, that's some sweet titty action going on right now. What's your Stevie? Is that your name? Oh, definitely. God, you. Thank you. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus. That shit all the way up. Oh my God. This has been an amazing show. But they look delicious. I just don't. Thank you. They are absolutely fabulous. Thank you so much. This Sunday, everyone go down to Suzy's Delights in Tarzana. Come and see the Scarlets. They will all be there. I will be there. Blowjob demonstrations. We've just been confirmed that Robbie and Stevie will be the cocks that we will be, well, that will be demonstrating on each other. Excellent. And Sapphire's coming. Yes. Sapphire's coming. I will be there. I want to thank Jonas Ackland so much for coming in today. It's been a pleasure and a joy to have you in. Thank you. Good to see you. And it's fabulous to see you. Thank you for letting me be part of your life. Annie Cruz. Love you. I love you. I can't wait to have sex with you again. You know what? And I don't mean that just that I only want sex with you. I really do love you. I know that every time I'm like, all right, let's do it. Thank you so much for listening. We'll be back on Monday. Have a great weekend. Keep it hard. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. consumo consumo