Hoagland and Fuquay LLP legal trivia and desert tales

Hi, this is Jell-O Biafra. What should you rather have? A pint of booze if you're a recovering alcoholic, or a pint of cacophony no matter what or who you are? Speak into the mic, bitch. Say that into the microphone. Keep on rockin' in the free world, and I mean rock, not hop-punk. Not indie-poo. Not middle-of-the-road, Miley Cyrus-y dreck. You're a freak with a microphone. Oh, my, my. Good evening, ladies and shitheads. My name is Dan Pacinello, and welcome to another episode of A Pint of Cacophony. Today, our guest is Hoagland and Fuquay LLP. They're a bunch of attorneys. We're going to have a bunch of fun with them. Alex, how you doing? Good, man. How are you? I'm awesome. We had a rad weekend. We did. Tell us about the weekend we had. We went to the desert. We went to Pioneertown. Pioneertown and Joshua Tree. To Pappy's and Harriet's. Pappy and Harriet's, yes. Barbecue. This is restaurant barbecue. This is a great place. It's been on Anthony Bourdain's with Josh Homme from Queens of Stone Age. It's an amazing place, but what's so cool about it is right up the street, there's Rancho de la Luna's studio, where that is from. And Dave Catching works there, and he's also this great musician and producer. And it was his birthday. There's all these bands playing. There's Eagles of Death Metal, Peaches played, Fatso Jetson. It was super cool, and we took it upon ourselves to make an excursion out there. And how did that go, Alex? Yeah, we took a little road trip. And I decided, I'll drive. I'll drive you, Dan, Chuck, the regulars that are here at a parking lot. Yeah, Joaquin, our photographer. Of course. Yes. And we took my car. Yeah, we took a good little trip up the 10 East. It was awesome. We took the 10 East into the East. Into the desert. Where the windmills start turning. Yeah, and about the wind, I have a broken mirror, side mirror, and I had to hold it up the whole time. While we were going up the hill, right? Up to Joshua Tree. Joshua Tree, or Pioneer Town. It was so awesome. It was almost like super rock and roll. He's flooring it up this hill, and there's five dudes in the car, so we're really way down. But at the same time, his mirror is just flopping in the wind. So he's badass, with his bare teeth, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and the window open, and his arm stretched out, holding that mirror in place. Yeah, I think my arm got more sunburned than I did that day. Just because of that. Just because of that. And then we got there. We got to Pepe and Harriet's. We had some killer barbecue. Oh, man. Pulled pork sandwiches. At Pepe and Harriet's. Some of the best barbecue I've ever had. Steak sandwiches. So good. I had the pulled pork. The pulled pork. You did have the pulled pork. The pulled pork was so tender, so good. Oh, definitely a good drive. You know, go drive out there. Try their food, at least. Oh, the food is absolutely amazing. The food itself is a reason to go. We want to thank, first off, Mario Lawley from Patso Jetson for inviting us in and having us be a part of that situation, even in the first place. And we recorded so much audio from Dave Hatching and everybody over there. It's been great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We also got some liners. Yeah. What do you got? Yeah. Well, we were talking. This is crowd reactions. We were taking a jab at the ladies here that work here. Patso Jetson's about to take stage. You hear that beautiful harmonica? I'm so sorry, Cheyenne. I'm so sorry, Jess. But me and Alex are having so much fucking fun. Thank you. Yeah. You see everybody yelling, thank you, in the background. Oh, but Jessica and Cheyenne couldn't be there for some reason. Yeah, they were working. They were working. Both of them. So were we. I guess. Out in the desert with our summer breeze tequila drinks. Here comes Jessica. Oh, Jessica. Whoa. Jessica ran in. What? What's going on? She's not liking this. Anyways, Patso Jetson played. Disasteroid played. We're playing them, too. They're from San Francisco. Dave Catching, it was his birthday. The whole crowd sang to him. It was the coolest thing. It really was. Everybody was so humble and welcoming. Yeah, it was really nice. It was really different. I've never been to the desert before. And this was a- Yeah, he'd never been to Pappy and Harriet's. And it was a beautiful situation for Alex. I'm going back to go see Sleeps. Oh, my God. And he's getting my ass some audio for this fucking show. And it's going to be the coolest thing. But first off, we met this girl. Hi, how you doing? I'm doing fabulous. Eagles of Death Metal is rocking my tits off. Oh, wow. What's your name? And I got triple D's, bitch. That was during Eagles of Death Metal. I turned around and talked to her. Needless to say, the crowd was awesome. And we danced our asses off. We did. You did. Yeah, my calves are still sore. You should see my boots. They're still caked with dirt. But anyways. We just want to say thanks to Dave Catching. And happy birthday, man. And we got you speaking on Rodney and the Rock last night. And here you are here for us. And love you, brother. And your music's awesome. And here you come. And here's a pint of coffee. Oh, Leonard Fuqua, LLP. Those attorneys are going to be here in a second. We're going to get to know those guys. You're listening to A Planet of Cacophony. You're listening to A Planet of Cacophony. This is David Catching from Eagles of Death Metal. Earthlings, Masters of Reality. Mojave Lords. Narltones. Danola. Rancho De La Lunatics. This list could go on for hours. And you would never hear any music other than me just spouting names. One, two, three, four. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We're talking any. He can help. If your case is drug-related, a DUI, or you've been charged with something more serious, no problem. Just visit his website at www.fukuelawcenter.com or call 626-385-8840. The Fukue Law Center serves anywhere in California, including Los Angeles, San Diego, and Orange County. Welcome back to Panic Coffee. My name is Dan Pacinello, and you're listening to Skid Row Studios. I'm sitting here with my co-host, Jessica. How are you doing? And Alex, my wonderful sexy little man board. What's up? Hey. Yeah, how you doing? You guys disgust me. I hope you know this. Well, we have the guys from Hoagland and Fukue LLP here. Sebastian, how you doing? Good, how's it going? And we have Chris Hoagland. How you doing, Dan? The man himself. So we've had Alex and Sebastian on here before. How are you guys doing? I understand that you just merged. We did. Effective May 1st, right? Why don't you tell us a little bit about that? Hoagland and Fukue LLP. Yeah, who the fuck are you guys? Wow. Well, Alex and I have actually both been doing criminal defense for quite some time. I think Alex has been practicing for about three years. I've been practicing for six. We brought in Sebastian because he's got employment law experience. But my background was criminal defense. I got a job right out of law school working at the Cochran firm. Got to work under Johnny Cochran, which was amazing. And met Alex about a year and a half ago. And we said, look, we got common interests. Why don't we merge our practices? Hey, you do what I do. Exactly. Why don't we do that together? Exactly. Right on. I feel like we've had all these hot shots. It's on our show lately. It's been insane. I feel like a slacker with all the guests we've had. I know. Like, this is what we do? Look at you guys sitting across from him. They're lawyers. I feel like shrinking. No, I'm just kidding. So your firm, though, let's hear where we find you guys and what you can do for us. Your website, how we contact you. All right. Well, the website is HoaglandandFukue.com. We're actually having that under construction right now. You can find a lot of information on both Alex and I. He still has his existing website, Fukuelawcenter.com. And mine is Hoaglandlaw.com. It's H-O-G-L-I-N-L-A-W.com. You can find a lot of information on both of us. But while the site's under construction, under the existing site, so there's information on Sebastian. Again, he does employment law. My primary area of law has been family law and criminal defense. Alex primarily does criminal defense as well. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Yeah. Hoagland and Fukue LLP. I think that's why he might be our friend. Probably. Oh, I don't know. It's a little parrot radio station here. Yeah, it is fitting. But we're going to go into a little game here. And we're going to shoot some scenarios at you and just see how you guys can help us. So it's basically what would you guys do? Or can you fix it? Hoagland, the lawyer. Can they fix it? Fukue, we can. LLP. I immediately regret it. That's pretty good. I was going to say. I'm so sorry. They look so bad. I'm just kidding. I'm just wondering what Alex looks like at home right now. I think he's pulling his hair. I'm like, oh my God. What are they doing? Hey, he could have been here. He could have, yeah. But he's got to work. He's got a case in the morning. Shh. You're a working lawyer. Yeah. That's what you guys do. You're working lawyers. All right. I think we established that. Yes, we did. Thanks, Dan. So we want to know. We're going to give you guys scenarios and see how you would fix it. Some of them are real. Some of them we just made up because that's what we do. But first, I want to ask you guys about Justin Bieber. If you were Justin Bieber's lawyer when he got pulled over for being a dick in Miami and got that DUI, resisting arrest, and then drag racing, how would you get him off? Hoagland, the lawyer. Can they fix it? Fukue, we can. LLP. I just love that. It's so good. You don't have to. I don't. No, I actually do. Did you really like that? I did. They don't get much better from here. They don't. See ya. He's got an interesting situation. One, the fact that he's super famous. Yes. But with the clients that we've had where if they're going to get a lot of media attention up front, you want to tend to drag that case out a little bit because I've had cases in the past where they get a lot of media attention in the beginning, but three, four months later, they forget about it. Other major events happen. And people forget about it. And nobody's really paying attention. It's like flavor of the week kind of a deal. Exactly. Right. So some other big story is going to come up. Nobody really cares about it. So who knows what's going to happen? If that case was here in California, he's going to get a slap on the wrist. You know, a lot of people, there's a lot of media criticism of, you know, these stars are getting cut down sentences. They're only doing 10% of their time. Special treatment and all that sort of stuff. And the reality is, it's true for everybody. You know, I've had clients who have been sentenced to a year for trafficking drugs, and they do four to five weeks. And they're like, I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to get a new one. I mean, that's just, and they're nobody famous. There's just somebody who lives in Los Angeles County. So it's, if you drag that kind of case out, it's going to take the media attention away. So does that mean that we're gonna have to deal with Bieber in our country for a lot longer? Well, they don't want him back in Canada, right? Deported. I don't think anybody wants him anymore. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Deported. Oh, Michael Bubble. Michael Bubble. And Chris might get in trouble when he goes home tonight. So what happens if someone in my car is driving with, like, they have drugs on themselves, and they put it in my car, and I get pulled over? Hoagland, the lawyer. Can they fix it? Fook way we can. LLP. So do I understand the question right? Yes. So somebody left drugs in your car. Right. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Like a passenger in my car left drugs in my car. The best advice I would give is, you know, if you're ever pulled over, there's a couple of reasons that police can search your vehicle. One, if they actually see it. So if you see somebody else's drugs in your car, make sure that it can't be seen from the outside. Because if a cop sees it by looking into the car, he immediately has the right to go in and grab that. The other thing is never give consent for a police officer to search your car. Because separate from that, he has to have a search warrant. And they're not going to really be able to get a search warrant in the middle of the night unless they find. And some other evidence to suggest that you're in the middle of committing a crime. So it's not wrong to refuse. No, it's the absolute right thing to do. Refuse it. Because now you're going to put that officer on check thinking, okay, I've got to come up with an excuse to try to get into this car. Because that's what they want to do. They don't want to just give you a traffic. I feel like everybody gets intimidated, you know. Intimidated? Intimidated. Intimidated. I think they get intimidated and they have to answer the questions or get out of the car when they say so. But you are allowed to say. You are allowed to say no. Absolutely. That's your right. Why don't you walk us through how that works? Well, if a cop, the one thing he wants to do, he doesn't want to cite you for speeding because that's a traffic ticket. He doesn't want to have to show up six months later to traffic court where you're going to get hit with a $200 fine. His goal, especially if you're stopped in the night, is to try to find some type of drug, any type of contraband in your car. Some negative behavior. Exactly. Exactly. I mean, you know, I've just, I've had cops tell me that any time between the hours of 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. They're going to find you. They're looking for either a DUI or somebody who's got drugs. Oh, that's good to know. Yeah. So, I mean, the way to deal with a situation like that, though, is try to remain calm, which is hard to do. I mean, I've been an attorney for six years and, you know, I still get nervous if I see a cop coming behind me. But if you can just remember that you don't have to give them consent to search your car. He wants that consent because as soon as you give him consent, he can search the entire vehicle. But without that, he's not going to take the time to go try to get a search warrant. And if he doesn't have any other evidence, a judge is not going to sign off on that. So you say no. He's got no right to search your vehicle. He can pull you out. But just because he pulls you out, he doesn't have a right to go into your vehicle. He can't pop your trunk. So if you know that you do have that right every day, just say no. I think people fear that it's just going to get worse when you refuse. But I mean, it's a good thing to know that you do have that option. And is it better that you do have a lawyer? A lawyer when? Like at that moment, like when you do refuse that, when do you bring up the fact that I need to see a lawyer? Yeah. If you start raising that and during that stop, let's say you jump on the phone. And if you've got a lawyer that you can call that's going to pick up their cell phone or you've got a- Like Hugglin and Fouquet. Exactly. We literally answer the phone 2, 3 a.m. in the morning. Nice. But if you call that and you tell the cop, look, I've got my lawyer on the phone. He wants to talk to you. The cops don't like talking to us because they know we know a hell of a lot more than You actually know what you're talking about. They're like, oh, crap. Here we go. They're going to give us the book. It's not always convenient to be able to do that. But as long as you know that you have the right to say no. Yeah. I mean, you can always say my attorney has advised me of the right and I do not have to submit to a search. It's all about consent unless they have probable cause to search your car. So unless they have that, you know, they're basically just trying to get you to say something so that they can get it into your car. So basically what we're going to do on a panic coffee is print out your guys' business card on a photocopy machine a thousand times over and just scatter it all over Los Angeles. I feel like everybody's going to need this. Everyone's. You have to know this information. It's true. No, it is true. And I feel like a lot of people don't understand those little steps that can save a terrible situation and make it just a little bit better for yourselves and in the long run and your record. And without knowing that, you know, at least we have you guys here. Hoagland and Fuquay, Law Center, Sebastian and Chris. I appreciate you guys being here. This is a panic off. 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Welcome back to a Panic! Company. My name is Dan Pacinello, and this is Skid Row Studios. That was Disasteroid, Fatso Jetson, and Desert Sessions with Alan Yohannes playing. And those are all guys, a bunch of cats we just saw over at Pappy and Harriet's in Pioneertown, Joshua Tree, for Dave Ketchum's birthday. Brings back so many memories. I know! I mean, I got the dirt still caked on my boots. It's almost like that Crosby, Sills, and Nash footage after Woodstock. I still got that snake bite. That's the Brantle snake bite, that sunburn. What? You don't know what our weekend was like. You weren't there. Yeah, they were rubbing it in, by the way. Because Shazak and Cheyenne weren't there. Is that what she said on the tape? Yeah. I was like, all I heard was Shazak and Cheyenne. They were making fun of us for not being there because we have jobs, basically. Hey, I gotta jump, too. You just didn't have to work it that day. My job's to talk about Hoagland and Fuquay LLP. Hey, check out that segue. Look at that. So I got Sebastian and Chris here. And we're gonna play a game. And basically, this is a law movie game. Let's hit it. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. This is the story of the people versus Hoagland and Fuquay LLP. Are you guys ready? I can't even deal with it. So basically, we got a room full of people here. We got Matt, my buddy here. We got Jessica, co-host. Cheyenne, our production assistant. We got Chris, our assistant. Sebastian and Chris from the legal firm. And Alex, we're playing. In our buzzers, we have code names. Jessica's gonna run this. But if you want to answer a question, you yell your code name. My name's Dan. My code name is Database. Matt. Yeah, Alex. It's his buzzer. Yeah, last time we played this game, he was yelling Database. He wanted to get a different name. But whatever. Alex, what is your code name? I am Ash Wednesday. Ash Wednesday. Chris from Hoagland and Fuquay. You're Doogie. Sebastian. I think I'm Steakhouse. Steakhouse. Great name. Cheyenne. Catwoman. And Matt. Manhattan Project. Jessica, take it away. All right, guys. First question. I'm gonna describe the movie, and you have to tell me what legal movie it is. Let's do it. All right. This John Grisham adaptation stars Matthew McConaughey. The Litigators. What? The Litigators? I was like, did you guess it already? You gotta buzz your name in, man. Before you say the answer, you have to buzz your name so I can call on you. All right. So Samuel L. Jackson is in it, too, and Matthew McConaughey plays a lawyer defending Samuel L. Jackson. Database. Ash Wednesday. Damn it. Database. Lincoln lawyer. No. Oh, that was my guess. I object, Your Honor. Does it have Brian Phillippe in it? Oh, I haven't actually seen the movie. Was that part of the reason I didn't have to watch it? I don't remember it. So, well, basically, Matthew McConaughey is defending Samuel L. Jackson, who killed the biggest that raped his daughter. Samuel L. Jackson was the doogie. He was the lawyer? Oh, here we go. What is it? Is it a time? Time to kill? Yes. Oh. He got it right. That's one point doogie. Isn't that a James Bond movie? Mr. Chris Holland. A view to a kill. That's what that is. This movie exists, Matt. I promise. All right. All right. What's next? Number two. An altar boy is accused of murdering a priest, and the truth is buried several layers deep. It stars Richard Gere and Edward Norton. Database. Dan. Primal fear. Yes. I've seen way too many movies. It's not even funny. Very nice. Just so you guys know. You have a lot of primal fear. You get a shitstorm. I'm in your future. I feel like everyone, everyone I think is going to get this one. This one's pretty easy. All right. When a man with AIDS is fired by his law firm. Ash Wednesday. Ash Wednesday. Philadelphia. No. I object, Your Honor. Wait, you got it right? But he did get it right, but I never actually called on you, P.S., so way to fuck up the game, Alex. But I got it right. Philadelphia. You did. You got it right. Wait, what's the plot of Philadelphia? It's a Bruce Springsteen song. Ah. Thanks, Matt. You're welcome. All right. Next one. It's. Based off of a play, and it's about a Salem woman who accuses her ex-lover. Dynamase. Dan. Inherit the wind. No. Damn it. Crucible. I object, Your Honor. Catwoman Crucible. Even though you, yeah. Even though you're not. Yay, got one. I got one. Dang. It's about time. It's about time. I mean, didn't we all have to read that play at least in high school? Yeah, that's why, the only reason why I know it is the stupid book. Stupid book. Okay, that's a good, that's a beautiful story. It worked out. Thank you. I don't know. That's the only reason I know. Fuck if I know. All right, this is another one based off of a book, so to speak. Sure. It's based off of a novel by Harper Lee. Oh. Ash Wednesday. What? Ash Wednesday. To Kill a Mockingbird. Yeah. Wait, what was the full question? I mean, that's not even fair. I know. It was. Harper Lee. The full thing was Atticus Finch, a lawyer in the Depression era south, defends a black man against an undeserved rape charge. It's the outside. The outsiders, right? Yes. The outsiders? Yes. Yes, Johnny. Stay golden, sonny boy. Sonny boy? It's pony boy. Stay golden, sonny boy. No, not sonny boy. That was his son. I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. I'm counting on you for this. Shut up, database. I'm quiet. All right. When a blonde sorority queen is dumped by her boyfriend. Database! Database! I don't want to get in a cow. Does that count as a movie? No, I don't think it's a movie. It is a legal. It is a legal. It is a legal. It is a legal. It is a legal movie, Chris. It is a legal movie. It's a collection of scenes. Go with it. Go. Do you know what movie it is, Chris? Legally Blonde. Wait, one or two? Oh, one or two. Do you know the title of the sequel? Legally Blonde 2? There's got to be like a... Oh, I don't know. I don't know the title of the sequel. It might be just Legally Blonde 2. Legally Blonde 2? No, I feel like there's a Legally Blonde 2 something, something, something. Yeah, it's probably like Legally Blonde 2 courtroom chic. Like Legally Blonde the extension? Yeah. Legally Blonde the extension. Highlights. Legally Blonde the carpet matches. All right. What else we got, Jess? All right. Two New Yorkers are accused of a murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college. That's Matt. My cousin Vinny. Yes. Damn it. Marissa Tomei. Am I right, guys? Oh, my God. Marissa Tomei. Do you have that? There is a horrible impression coming up of Marissa Tomei. Well, wait till you hear Jessica do Marissa Tomei. It's awful. It's coming up. No. I almost... I almost don't want you guys to play it. It's so terrible. I can hear it in my head already. It's bad. And Cheyenne's like, and I already fucking hate it. And it pisses me off because Alex does a great Jack Nicholson and I was trying to compete with that. It's terrible. He does. He does. Wait till you hear it. It's going to be amazing. It's pretty epic. All right. Let's hit the next question. Next one. Jessica. Who the fuck is... No. All right. A fast track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours. Diddy Bakes. Take out. No, no, no. You said it louder but you were first. You were first. You were first, Sebastian. Liar, liar. Liar, liar. Good job. It's bad. That's the only one I know. Well, it's not a bad thing. That's an Oscar-worthy movie. There's still two more left. You still have a chance to catch up and to win this shit. What else we got? It's pretty scattered. All right. An unemployed single mother becomes a legal assistant in all... Data base. God damn. All right. Data base. Pretty woman. No. What? I got it. Stick house. Stick house. All right. Stick house. Aaron Brockovich? Yes. All right. He did it on purpose. I know. He threw that one on purpose just to make me feel better. I like to help my friends out. How dare you? The judge would just do that every time. I know, right? If only. It would be so easy. If only it was me. I come much more prepared for that than I can for this question. Wouldn't you just love it if every case you had I was running the courtroom? Every time. Just yelling, data base. Data base! Technically, she is a pretty woman. All right. Hey, you kind of remind me of Marissa Tomei. Oh, Jesus. Mary and Joseph. All right. This is the last one. Okay. Based on a real-life case in 1925, two great lawyers argue the case for and against a science teacher accused of the crime of changing evolution. I'm excluding you from this because we talked about it when I was putting this together. I know the trial. This is, T.S., my favorite play. Oh, it's a play. Ever. It's a play. A playwright turned into several movies. War Horse. War Horse. Really? I object, Your Honor. Doogie. Is it 12 Angry Men? No, but think of it. It's just as old. This is about evolution, right? Yeah, it's about evolution. Data base. No, I see. The Last Temptation of Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. No. Manhattan Project. Yes. I don't know the title, but it involves scopes and a monkey, right? It's in Louisiana, right? No, so the trial was... The scopes monkey trial, right? No, I'm going to drop some knowledge. I'm going to drop some knowledge on you right now. So the trial was the teacher was teaching evolution in a very religious town in the South, and he went to jail for it. So you have a lawyer defending him, and then a lawyer saying that he should stay in jail because teaching evolution at that time was a crime. You made that up. Is it 12 monkeys? This is real. Say that quite buzzer. It's, I'm going to... Wait, did I just hear my balls liner? Dan's balls. Is that the name of the movie? Is that what the movie is? Is that the trial? Yes. No, it's not. We'll forfeit this one. It's Inherit the Wind. Oh, that movie. I was going to say that. You just wouldn't let me. I was screaming database at the top of my lungs. He talked about it for like 10 minutes before we came here, so you weren't excited. Slamming on the table and everything. I had to give Chris and Sebastian a shot. I had to. I appreciate that. How's that? You were like, Chris and Sebastian. You guys are lawyers. You're supposed to be We came here to win and we need nothing. We're much better at our jobs than we are at trivia. We really wanted to do this because we wanted to give, we wanted to make it seem like we knew more. We knew that you were lawyers coming in, you know everything around the law, but we know shitty movies. Yeah, you guys know the books. You know the Constitution. But we have our movies, man. We know bad entertainment. We grew up on Blockbuster and Warehouse. So who won the game? Yeah, who won the game, Jessica? We all won. What's the tally look like? American one? Sebastian is tied with Alex. Oh. Alex wins fucking everything. I know. What the hell? I thought he was going to lose. Just go head under a rock for a while. Speaking of Alex, Alex is like in a band and stuff. Yeah. I feel like, dude. Dude. If you're like in a band, you got to have a band name. Yeah, dude. Alex, what's your band name? Hoop Screams. Hoop Screams. Why is it Hoop Screams? Because of the Simpsons. Oh, because of the Simpsons. I remember it now. This is a pint of cacophony. Let's play some Hoop Screams, some Criminal Hygiene, and some motherfucking American Sharks, and we'll get back with these malors. We can find out how to hook up with these guys. How are we going to hook up with them? You're acting like you're nervous or something. Well, yeah, I am. What are you nervous about? I'm the one on the gun here. The trial starts tomorrow. You want to know what I'm nervous about? I'll tell you what I'm nervous about. I'm in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what's going on. All I know is you're screwing up and I can't help. You left me a little camera, didn't you? Oh, Danny, I'm watching you go down in flames and you're bringing me with you and I can't do anything about it. And? Well, I hate to bring it up because I know you've got enough pressure on you already, but we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, ten years later, my niece, the daughter of my sister, is getting married, and my biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married. I don't need this. I go up against Hoagland and Fuquay LLP tomorrow. I don't even know I'm just thinking how you're going crazy My body's such a shake Busts into my head I'll let everyone who's trying save me Ah, don't let me die this way Ah, just a moment Let me tell you what I'm thinking Are you afraid of me? I think I'm going to go I'm afraid that I am going crazy My hands on the wall This is all around I'll let everyone who's trying save me I'm just thinking how you're going crazy I'm afraid that I am going crazy My body's such a shake Busts into my head I'll let everyone who's trying save me Ah, don't let me die this way Ah, just a moment Let me tell you what I'm thinking Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby Baby, baby animate animate animate animate We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Did you order the code red? You don't have to answer that question. I'll answer the question. You want answers? I think I'm entitled to. You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! But Hoagland and Fuquay LLP can. animate animate animate animate animate! Waste my time, drain my mind Alright Waste my time, drain my mind Waste my time, drain my brain Waste my time, drain my mind Ugh What happened, man? What's your problem? Can you believe it? I got fired I've had this job for years and out of nowhere they tell me to pack up and leave I don't get it I don't deserve this and I need this income Really? That doesn't sound right, man You need to do something about this You need to get someone to help you fight this Imagine losing your job for something out of your control or being harassed at work In this economy, we depend so heavily on our sources of income Getting it taken away from us for wrongful reasons is devastating If you've been wrongfully terminated from your job call Attorney Alexander Fuquay at Fuquay Law Center He'll fight for you Contact by phone at 626-385-8840 or visit his website at www.fuquaylawcenter.com Fuquay Law Center serves anywhere in California including Los Angeles, San Diego, and Orange County Welcome back to Planning Coffee My name is Dan Pachnillo That was American Sharks Then Criminal Hygiene with one of their older ones Great to get angry And Hoop Screams That's Alex's man going insane Because that's what he fucking makes me do Thank you I think out of all of us I think it's going to go crazier than Dan though Is that a compliment? Yeah Like I'm that bad to deal with Sometimes Just kidding Well, we're sitting here with Hoagland and Fuquay We got Sebastian Davis here and Chris Hoagland. Just real quick, what's the craziest client you guys have had? Sebastian, let's go. Well, you know, recently we've had a couple interesting ones, but one that springs to mind, basically the client was calling us explaining what the other attorney was going to be doing, and we didn't understand why or how. But it turns out that there may have been issues with bugging phones illegally and that kind of thing. Oh, man. So that doesn't mean you have to sit there and listen to the tapes yourself. Well, no, we haven't come into any contact with anything like that, and they haven't admitted anything at all. We had instantly said, you know, that's illegal. Of course you can't do that. We very quickly wanted to get all of our phone lines and internet cords checked. That's crazy. You may be bugging this show right now. Watch out, guys. What about you, Chris? Well, today I actually had a very interesting case. My client was completely sane. But her ex-boyfriend was insane. I'm crossing him on the witness stand, and we're getting her a restraining order. And I'm going after him, kind of like you guys were talking about with that clip. You can't handle the truth. Yeah, you can't handle the truth. So I'm really trying to, you know, get this guy to show me. I think I'm entitled to it! And so I accused him. I said, look, and at the time you said, you're going to kill her. And he said, no, no, no, I never said I was going to kill her. I said I was going to choke her out. As soon as the judge heard that, he said, restraining order is being granted. Oh, my God. So where can we get, I know we talked about it earlier, but where can we get your contact info? So our website is HF, as in Hoagland-Fukwe, SanMarinoLawyers.com. That's S-A-N-M-A-R-I-N-O-L-A-W-Y-E-R-S.com. And our phone number is 626-309-9977. You can call us at any time, and we will answer it, or we'll get back to you quickly. For those of you who can't read good or spell well, we'll post it on Facebook. All right. I don't know how that would help if they can't read. Good job. You've got to help everybody out in a little bit as much as you can. You've got to find the shred of positivity in life. I hate you. Oh, but there will be a link on the website. There will, of course. There will be a link, and we'll also put the phone number up so everyone will have the info. Yeah, thanks, you guys, for being here. Your commercials run all the time, and they will continue to, and they will continue to get better. This is a pint of coffee. We want to wish you guys good night, and we'll see you guys next Monday. Here comes the go-go-berdello. Good night, guys. Good night, guys. Hoagland, Fuquay, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? LLP! Drive the charges! animate animate animate animate The fire and the power, you know One, two, three One, two, three One, two, three One, two, three One, two, three In your time, you were not a crime Drop the chimes, the people realize the sunrise Drop the chimes, just mind Drop the chimes, just breath you out And this time, let the people know In the old time, in the old time In the old times, it was not a crime What are you talking about? That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die. You are listening.