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Welcome to my life.
I can take a wild guess.
You know what's crazy?
What is this?
Sushi means sex.
What is going on on this show?
It's the lighter side of the box.
Oh, no, he didn't.
What did you do, man?
What did you do?
Yes, this is the lighter side of the dark side.
Welcome to your Thursday night freak show.
And this may be a first since we've been here at the Skid Row Studios.
We're starting on time.
Woohoo.
I can't believe Jokesy found a parking space.
I know.
And we're starting on time.
But we've got quite a jam-packed show.
We're usually not late because of me.
It's because this show is fueled by Satan.
That could be.
I don't know about that.
But I don't think it's fueled by Satan, but it is fueled by the Dark Minions.
So, Jokesy, you want to say hello to the Dark Minions?
Hello, Dark Minions.
And we have a jam-packed show this week.
There's our programming notes in that we will not be having a show next week because I will be on the road.
What?
I know, Jokesy.
You'll miss it.
You'll miss me already.
I'm going to be in New Orleans.
A little business, a little pleasure, a little on-the-road stuff.
So, no show next week.
We will be back for Halloween.
And it might be the most frightening show ever because, as you know, normally we have unusual guests like we do tonight.
But on Halloween— Who are you calling unusual?
Kate Crash and Hart Fishers, who are in the studio.
And actually, Skye just walked in the lobby, too.
So, she's a little unusual.
So, Jokesy might have to turn.
She might have to turn around.
But we have unusual guests.
And speaking of unusual, you just said it.
Kate Crash is here.
The one, the only.
Oh, oh, oh!
What up?
Oh, what up, Kate?
How are you?
What an intro.
There's only one person I'd probably top that.
That's also Hart Fisher from American Horrors.
Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky himself.
Yes.
And— Listen to that radio voice.
I know.
He's surprising.
He has a radio.
He has a radio show.
He has a network.
He has a network.
And look who's here.
Skye Delaney is here.
Hey, Skye.
Skye, and you brought your harp?
I brought my harp.
You brought your harp.
So, Jokesy, I hate to kick you out, but you're going to have to go over here— Get in the boots! —next to me so our guests can sit— I brought you cookies.
Oh, no.
Oh, little candy.
Corn candy cookies.
It's Halloween, and somebody's dressed up, and the rest of us— Well, actually, we're all kind of dressed up.
We're dressed up.
We sort of look that way.
Every day is Halloween in my world.
Yes.
That's what I always say, yeah.
I came here with clean balls, so I'm happy.
Well, that's a first.
Anyway, so we're here.
No, clean balls are a must, man.
If you're going to do a radio, you've got to make sure that you show up in a tight room with a bunch of people crammed together too close.
And make sure the balls are— Yeah.
Well, that makes two of us.
Our balls are clean.
That would be the same for asses.
Three of us.
My balls are clean, too.
He didn't say anything about his asses.
Are your balls clean?
I didn't.
I didn't clean my balls.
I'm bad.
Okay.
Well, you know, you've been so bad at— Huh?
Should I be here or over there?
Why don't you be here?
Okay.
You want to be there?
That's fine.
If you want to have a space between me and you, that's fine.
I was just saying, for the Hollywood Report, I'm going to tilt the camera around to you.
Okay.
So everybody can see how beautiful you look today.
Oh, thank you.
And then we can do the Hollywood Report.
We didn't start things off with a fuck you, so— No, no.
That's coming.
And then we'll flip it around so that hard and sky are on the thing.
So without further ado— Let's have the Hollywood Report.
All right.
If I got your best in your best thoughts, if I got your best in that, my luck.
If I got your best in your best thoughts, if I got your best in that, my luck.
If I got your best in your— They don't make pussycats like they used to.
What's the Hollywood Report, Josie?
What happened in Hollywood this week?
All right.
It was a busy week.
Yeah?
Kicked things off with doing interviews at Culture Collide.
What is Culture Collide?
It's a music festival that Filter Magazine puts on, and it's all independent rock bands.
And a lot of cute young boys from Sweden.
I like that.
You like young Swedish boys?
I did that night.
Oh, okay.
Was there anybody besides unsigned Swedish bands that we may have known that you interviewed?
No.
Okay.
That's all that matters.
So Josie and her boy toy Gunter were apparently at this festival.
So, yeah.
That was fun.
And then went over to— Basically, the Hollywood Report is Josie telling us what she did this weekend.
You went to Noise Factory in Seddon.
Yes.
Yes, you were there.
I was your chauffeur.
You're always there.
I know.
I'm not always there.
I was there the last two— I know.
You were like, I can't get a ride.
Can you drive me?
I didn't say that.
I said I have a guest list.
Do you want to go with me?
I've got the text right here, but you— Fuck you, Mark.
Okay, the first book you have to write.
There's a fuck you.
So, anyway.
Our crazy banter is not exactly going over.
Let's keep going.
What else happened in Hollywood this week?
Oh, filmed.
Filmed for this great new show.
It's called Treasure King.
And this guy has so much awesome memorabilia.
He has Whitney Houston's piano, the Lucite piano.
He has all the crap from— Did you snort anything off that piano?
No, that's for the next show.
There's got to be some residue there, I would imagine.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it looked pretty clean.
I think they wiped it down.
Yeah.
What else?
Shit.
I know halfway through the show, I'm going to think of something cool.
Okay, well, if you think of something cool, let us know.
I want to let you know that the show is also being brought to you by Josie Kett, the book.
Yes.
Which is on Amazon.com and BarnesandNoble.com.
Tell them about the book.
It's a book with lots of hot pictures.
Of who?
Of me.
There's one of Elizabeth, too, but yeah.
Yeah, just one.
So, for the— Pictures from all over the world.
I've traveled around and taken pictures.
It's a perfect Christmas gift for the person that masturbates a lot.
Right?
Exactly.
And doesn't read.
The Swedish boys.
The Swedish boys.
Our audience.
This is the book for you.
So, Josie, that was quite a scintillating Hollywood report.
We could have skipped it this week, but that's okay.
Let's turn the camera around.
First off, I want to talk to—and you know this lady.
Apparently, I met her and picked her up at a club.
Skye, I—not Skye.
This is weird, because this is the weirdest booking, because I have two— you're in a singer-songwriter sandwich, Hart, because I booked two singer-songwriters on the same show, which normally is a no-no, but you know what?
What am I, fucking Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien?
I'll put whoever I want on.
So, I have Kate Crash on.
Have they got any really cool music videos that I might air on my horror channel, American Horrors?
You can have a drink now, Charlie.
Totally.
I believe they both do, but Kate, we're gonna start with you.
Wow, she's got a hot one.
We're gonna—there's a lot of hot ones.
We're gonna make our way down, go back this way, we're gonna go down this way.
We're gonna make our way down this way, we're gonna go down this way.
We're gonna make our way down this way, we're gonna go down this way.
And trust me, this is crazy.
We got three guests that have very distinct crazy personalities, very over the top, and then you— Who are you calling crazy?!
Kate Crash, apparently— A little drought's going on here.
Apparently we booked a clinically insane person.
Kate, I love that hat.
Who designed that for you?
I was on a spaceship, and it was like this special day.
It was like this special day.
It was a decoration for a type of plant, and I pulled it off and brought it back to Earth.
It was a decoration for a type of plant, and I pulled it off and brought it back to Earth.
Yeah, I should mention that Kate Crash is— She is a glam punk alien from the future, is that correct?
Yes.
Robot.
Oh, robot, I'm sorry, robot.
Renegade cross-dressing robot.
Cross-dressing—I thought—yeah.
I said alien, you said yes, and then Josie said robot, so you are a robot.
An alien, robot, whatever.
Right.
Whatever that I'm in the mood for.
Right, from another planet.
Right, from another planet.
So when did you land in Hollywood?
this happen um and why weren't the authorities notified that's what i want to know they were you got away yeah i go through walls really yeah so you know they tried to they tried to keep me down but i don't think we've had that on this show we've had a lot of stuff but nobody's walked through walls people have walked into walls that's true so okay the uh you you've got quite a career going on you just wrote a book yeah um katherine hardwick who uh directed twilight twilight yeah and lords of dogtown in 13 uh hired me to write this novel plush and uh the film it just came out on october 15th and i've got four songs in the film and um some of my costumes are in the film too that's great yeah yeah and and uh and i didn't mean to denigrate uh miss hardwick by saying she directed twilight but let me tell you something i've seen all the twilight movies and i checked them out of the library so i didn't spend any money on them hers was the only one that actually i mean you read them all no no but this is not a movie for a man my age it's for teenage girls oh what were you doing reading it no i was why i was watching the movie masturbating the whole time in the theater didn't you get busted on that like paul rubens no no no no that wasn't the twilight movies that was hunger games but the twilight movies um i like jeffrey lawrence what can i tell you the twilight the first twilight movie for a movie for teenage girls worked i actually thought it was very well she cast everybody and it was her concept and she redid the whole thing it's like like it wasn't it wasn't laugh out loud funny as they went along they were more like the naked gun two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two So he was doing music for the soundtrack, and he's like, oh, you got to meet Kate Crash.
So she started coming to my shows, and we started hanging around, and then I started taking her to some clubs so she could get spanked by doms.
Oh, really?
No way.
To do research for her movie.
So I had to make sure she had experience.
Everything's always in the name of research.
He does tons of research on all the female guests.
It sounds like she did similar research that I did.
And I'm trying to, I can.
I'm trying to get, there we go.
Stop touching me.
Stop touching me.
No, we got you both in frame now.
So, no, I did, trust me, I did plenty of research on Kate Crash and Sky Delaney tonight.
Hard a little bit, but very interesting.
The more you look, and there's a lot to look at.
There's a lot of videos.
There's a lot of pictures.
Some of it's a little confusing because you're very glam.
Hi.
And the thing is, I was talking to you about glam.
We were walking up, and I honestly can't relate to glam, like old school glam, because I'm not.
How can you not relate to David Bowie?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not skinny and androgynous.
That's what I, that's the thing.
No matter how much I make myself up, I look like a truck driver.
So it doesn't really, I can't really, you can pull off, hmm, is she, she's a hot guy or a hot girl or what's going on?
And me, it's like, oh.
Thanksgiving Day flow.
I got Barbie crotch.
I'm Thanksgiving.
You got Barbie crotch?
There's nothing there.
Really?
That's even, you know, that's even kind of hotter.
Like American Mary.
The horror film American Mary.
American Mary, yeah, yeah.
Gets her crotch kind of sewn up and removed like a Barbie doll.
And I'll tell you what, with a lot of guys that I know, they don't really care.
If you still have an asshole, they're okay with it.
Oh, right.
Or a mouth.
She's got that handle on the back of her head.
That's all I keep thinking about.
Well, Hart's here, and he's ingesting himself in the conversation, which is good.
No, no, because I was going to move.
We'll get back.
There's a lot of stuff to talk about.
But Hart, Hart I met, and Josie's been clamoring for these two to be on.
They were supposed to be on in a couple weeks.
I said, why not?
Let's get them into a little.
Early.
Hart we met about a year ago, the Halloween day.
We were on probably the scariest place you could be on, the Gary Garver show.
And what was scary about it is he's got me, the goth comedian.
He's got a heart for American horrors.
And he starts talking about the election and Obama and Romney.
It was quite a scintillating conversation.
For Halloween, right?
It was for Halloween, yeah.
Hey, what do you guys think of gun control?
I'm like, you know, we've got some creepy stories for you, some ghost stories.
What do you think, Romney or Obama?
Anyway.
Yeah.
But no, so you not only are the host, the producer of American Horrors.
Well, I guess I'll just do it for myself there.
I am the host and owner of American Horrors, the world's greatest uncut horror channel.
You can watch 24 hours a day, seven days a week, free horror films.
Not talking about Freddy or Chucky or the usual crap you've seen 15 times.
I'm talking about movies that are hard to find, like Scream and Die or Corrupt with Harvey Keitel.
I love that one.
I love that one.
Those are the kinds of things you'll find on American Horrors and uncut Danzig videos on Sundays because Sunday is Satanic Sunday for on the seventh day when the Lord rested, the devil in Danzig came out to play at American Horrors.
And you are wearing a Danzig shirt, which is, Danzig has gotten scarier than ever because everybody that I know got Danzig tickets on Groupon.
He's very creepy now, including Josie and Jeremy over right there.
I've had a lot of fun working with him.
I cut On a Wicked Night with him.
And I got to work on his TV special with Mark Brooks from Metal Apocalypse.
And it was a lot of fun.
And I've worked, I got to cut his first shirt horror film, She Only Likes Men, that he's thinking about screening now.
She Only Likes Men?
Why is he so into Satan?
Well, he's into the rebel.
He's into the whole notion of the rebel angel.
I noticed at the show, the Groupon show.
The Groupon show.
It was all about the pentagram.
Why is he into the, he's been doing the same thing for 30 years.
I mean, it's, it's all Halloween, man.
It's all Halloween.
What were the misfits?
The misfits was old horror films and punk rock.
Halloween could be Alice in Wonderland.
Yeah.
And she looks very cute, by the way.
I'm dressed as Alice because of all the costumes I could have worn.
And of course I can, I relate to Alice and my album, Sky's Wonderland.
But what was the first thing I ever said to you when I met you?
Well, let me tell you something.
And everybody's going to jump in there.
Like, okay, it's my turn now.
Sky, the first time I met you, you said, the same thing that this woman said to me.
I like your suit.
Get the hell away from me.
Stop that journey.
One, two, three, four.
The first thing you said to me is, I love your suit.
You should be in my music video.
Oh, is that what I said?
That's what, no, you said, you remind me of the Cheshire Cats.
I love your suit.
You mean that's the one.
You should be in my music video.
Josie Cat said, oh my God, I love that suit.
You look like a fat man.
I want you to be a fat man in my video.
I said, okay.
But the stripes say.
Is that what you said?
I don't remember the fat man.
Well, I said it more nice than that, but that's what it came down to, and you did it.
Well, that's good.
And you were amazing.
I was amazing.
Thank you.
He was a sleazy politician.
I was a sleazy fat man politician.
Thank you, Josie.
I was being so nice to you the last few weeks, and now you just, you go with that.
So, but I was going to, yeah.
Anyway, Sky, the difference is Josie actually did put me in a video, and I'm still waiting.
Well, be careful what you wish for.
There's so many videos.
Well, I wish for a lot of things.
You're going to be in a big cat costume.
And I haven't seen you in a while.
The last time I saw you, I think we were both on Madam Sunset's sex show.
Oh, my God.
I remember now.
Where she's talking about everything but sex.
Yes.
You know what?
I thought I hadn't seen you in two years, but I think it's been four years.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, and, you know, What a trip.
The vibes are back.
Yeah, it was weird.
It was, we were on the show, Madam Sunset's a burlesque performer, and she had a radio show.
Apparently, everybody's got one.
Heart's got one.
And Kate's going to get one.
Sky's going to have one.
But, I interrupt everybody on my show, by the way, so it's very hard for me, Mark, to sit here and sit on my hands and watch my mouth.
Interrupt all you want.
I told you, Mark, he was going to interrupt everybody.
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
Interrupt all you want.
I don't care.
Please.
And politics is what I talk about on Heart Attack.
Well, we're not going to talk about that tonight.
Thank God.
Who gives a shit?
Thank you.
Anyway, so, You get a break from politics.
I don't give a shit.
We all give a shit, but that's for another show.
I'll have my own politics show, and we'll talk about that.
But, so, you've got, the Wonderland album finally came out.
Songstress Secrets, Sky's Wonderland.
And, that's out, but there's another one coming out.
You've got so many things going on.
I've got so much going on, and it's almost like ADD, but I'm trying to focus.
And, I wanted to send a shout out to Hollywood Warriors, a film that I was in.
Hollywood Warriors?
Hollywood Warriors.
And that's coming out too, and it's, it's, it's, the woman working on it is, Debbie Dutch, the Scream Queen.
So, too strange.
Who's Debbie Dutch, the Scream Queen?
She was in a whole bunch of those movies.
Hard to you know, Debbie Dutch, the Scream Queen?
Now that we have something in your expertise, I think you should jump in.
I'm going to jump up, I'm going to say I have no clue.
The name's not ringing a bell.
I haven't had anything to drink today, so I'm drinking water here.
I need a Jack and Coke.
That might jog my memory.
Okay.
Double D, nothing.
I used to watch her as a, as a child.
What's a film that she, she would have been in?
Yeah, I've seen, I've had a whole bunch of those.
I actually don't specifically know.
Was she a hammer girl?
Was she?
All those scary ones.
Oh, from the 80s.
Like, I mean, I was a small child, small, you know, but I, you were an infant, you were a fetus.
I have loved horror movies my whole life, and I used to celebrate Friday the 13th.
I hate horror films.
Do you really?
I hate them.
She's just saying that over here.
She just threw my card on the floor, on the garbage.
You hate horror movies?
I cannot watch them.
What kind of movies do you like?
I love documentaries, and, and music films, and musicals.
Musicals?
I love musicals.
Jazz hands.
To me, yeah, jazz hands, to me, that's a horror movie when I see.
Cabaret is the best film ever.
Well, Cabaret I can get into.
Cabaret is a great film.
Yeah, because there's some horrific elements in that.
It's a good film.
It's Bob Fosse, man.
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Bob Fosse, jazz hands.
There's not a lot of jazz hands, and there's a little, there's a little horror in Cabaret, but like, you know, the old, the old time 50s musicals, I can't watch them.
I'm sorry.
Well, anything David Lynch, and John Waters.
Yeah, Lynch.
But, That's a little horror.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You don't like horror, but you like those films.
Come on.
Come on.
Those don't scare me.
I'm not going to like.
So you don't like, you don't like the slasher horror.
You like more psychological horror.
I've lived enough horror in Hollywood.
I don't want to like pay money to like be damaged some more.
Thank you.
Fake horror pulls me out of the real horror.
I need the fake horror to get me away from the real life murder and destruction, and I've had enough.
I've had plenty in my life.
So the fake horror is so easy, but watching something like, I don't know, a Serbian film is like so disturbed that it just gets into your head.
But some of those David Lynch films are the same way.
Don't you just love it when Robert Blake's like, call me.
Oh, that's so creepy.
I've got chills on my spine.
I'm in your house right now.
Right?
I got to tell you, Robert Blake should have gotten an Oscar for that.
He gets chills on my, I get chills on my spine.
And the guy killed his wife.
I mean, you know, he should be in jail too.
So.
I don't know if he did.
You know, I'm not convinced by the evidence, from the trial that he did.
The evidence that he.
It's circumstantial.
And she was messing with a lot of cons.
Convicts.
The evidence that he didn't shoot her with his gun, because he went to the restaurant to get his gun.
They didn't prove that that gun was the murder weapon.
All right.
Guns suck.
I don't, I don't know enough.
The only actor I care about is Gary Oldman.
And all I want him to do is yell at me for an hour.
That's it.
I just want to hear him yell.
What do you want to yell?
Wind!
Wind!
Gary Oldman.
That's it.
That's the only actor for me.
All right.
Well, we can, we can, well, let's see.
Gary, if you're there, please call us at 1-800-893-9562.
Yell at Kate.
Yeah, please.
The professional's probably the best when he's yelling.
Yeah, and Dracula, he has some good moments.
I mean, that's like.
The professional.
A little sexy type, but professional too.
Get everyone.
What do you mean everyone?
Everyone!
There's like YouTube clips all put together of just him yelling.
Really?
It's like, it's like, it makes me crazy.
It's the best thing ever.
You don't want to see people get, get hacked up, but you want to be yelled at.
By Gary Oldman.
Yes.
Not by anyone else.
No one else allowed to yell at me.
You can fish slap yo.
Gary Oldman, go ahead, yell at me all day long.
I was about to yell at you, but except for that, no?
I'll slap him.
No, it's not gonna.
Well, since I'm focused on you, another thing that's fascinating, you seem to gravitate towards some powerful and amazing women.
Yeah.
Well, don't look at Josie Katz.
She's neither.
I'm talking about Joan Jett.
Fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, that's my first EP was released on Blackheart Records.
I love Joan Jett so much.
I mean, she, why the fuck isn't she in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Fuck yeah.
I mean, she's got honored.
No, she's not.
No, she's not.
Oh, you're right.
You're right, but she should be.
She keeps getting nominated, and she's just, she's amazing.
Don't start me on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I know.
I've already been bitched about that on this show, and Josie doesn't want to hear it.
but Joan Jett is the, she's like the queen of cool, man.
Like, why the fuck is Axl Rose's fucking band in there, but not Joan fucking Jett?
Come on.
Right.
Anyway, so, and Kiss, you know, The Cure, I could go on and on and on.
I could see Kiss.
Was Kiss in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Don't fuck with The Cure.
I love The Cure.
The Cure should be in there.
Oh, I thought you were saying that.
I'm sorry, I got a bitch slap that guy's makeup.
Joy Division should be in there.
I mean, there's a lot of bands that are so influential that they're not in there.
Piss Ant, there's a lot of bands that should be in there.
No, not Piss Ant, but there's a lot of bands that should be in there.
But how did you meet Joan Jett?
better every year.
Well, thank you.
It was just kind of like, now that we're not playing.
Yeah, they're on hiatus, so they're really good now.
Thank you, Mark.
Kenny Laguna, I met first, who runs the record label and is in Joan's band.
And then we had a meeting on La Cienega and I totally freaked out.
I was like, the whole time under the table, my legs were shaking.
And I was almost going to ask how old you are, but obviously you're eternally a robot.
But how long?
That was like a couple years ago.
Okay.
So that was my first EP.
Right.
So, I mean, how nervous were you going into meeting with Joan Jett?
Well, I was super nervous.
I almost threw up.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's amazing.
Her legs are shaking.
Yeah, she's amazing.
And there's a lot of other very strong, amazing women like Barbara T.
Smith, who is in her 80s and she kind of defined what performance art is in the West Coast and all the galleries.
And, you know, like she comes to some of my shows and she's in a documentary I made.
I was going to mention the documentary.
Susan Dakin, she ran for president as an artist for president and got all this amazing press and brought all this stuff to the dialogue and this was in the 80s.
And there's a lot of amazing women that I've gotten to work with or, you know, and spend a lot of time with because I'm really into learning and I think older people are cool.
So, you know, like it's important to learn from older people.
I can't stand little children though.
Just for the record.
Well, that explains why, that explains, Aren't you a mom, Josie?
That explains why you're hanging out with Josie.
But, Oh, your kids are grown now.
You're hanging out with Josie for the wisdom.
Yes, I understand.
But, Or vice versa.
I'm not getting off this kid thing because you say you don't like kids yet I've spent time with you at Chuck E.
Cheese at your kid's birthday party.
And it sucked.
I laughed.
Yeah, exactly.
I laughed so hard I went next door and went shopping.
So you've known Josie a long time, right?
Yeah, I've always known each other for a long time.
So I was, because it's funny because we were on the show together I knew nothing about you.
You gave me your card.
You're like, Hey, maybe you could do something in American Horror.
And usually, and as with me, unlike Kate Crash, I don't take those opportunities.
I never called you and shame on me.
But I was, I didn't really know that much about you.
In between researching Kate and Sky this week and all their beautiful pictures and videos and things that I had to go over to prepare for the show and hours and including some Joan Jett stuff, just peripheral stuff.
But, you initially became infamous.
You guys are sitting in the room with the most controversial publisher of comic books alive in the world today.
Exactly.
BloodyDisgusting.com did their top 10 most terrifying comic stories ever written.
I have two stories in there, thank you.
The Jeffrey Dahmer one.
Jeffrey Dahmer one, Verodics, from Verodica 4, A Taste of Cherry, which is banned in Oklahoma City and the state of Oklahoma is obscene material to this day.
I'm the author of the Jeffrey Dahmer books.
I did the Kill Image comic books.
I've been sued by OJ and won.
I've beaten Marvel Comics.
Well, I've been sued by Marvel Comics in court for copyright and trade.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
OJ sued you and you won.
What happened?
I'm a hellacious mean motherfucker and people try to pick bones with me legally thinking I'm a small publisher.
I'm a small...
Did you do a comic book saying...
I did a comic book about OJ because I felt he did it and so I did Doing Time with OJ where two demons take a vacation to visit OJ in jail and then the sequel was OJ's Big Breakout and so he sued me over...
I love that crash.
I love that crash.
OJ's Big Breakout and they totally...
They totally were suing me over the OJ because he had trademarked the term OJ.
Oh, okay.
Which, wait, that didn't go through.
You can't trademark that.
No, it didn't go through.
That trademark did not go through.
I know about that.
So what's the next comic book?
Super OJ or...
Well, they were trying, again, like, the same thing with the Dombard people.
I got sued by the victim's families and so they were looking for all the profits and to get the book banned and then if they went against the little guy, they could take that case against him and go against the big guy and go after the big money.
Wow.
When coming after me, I'm from the south side of Chicago, so if you start running on the south side, you run your whole life.
So this boy don't run.
This boy fights.
He's the humblest person he knows.
Yeah.
I think all five of us could say that.
I mean, there's a lot of ego in this room, but...
No, it's all cool.
I love being around really talented people.
I love powerful, smart women.
I got to have Ronda Rousey's mother on the radio show to talk about training Ronda and also she, too, was a judo champ.
Okay.
Oh, Ronda's amazing.
Yeah, Ronda kicks ass.
great fighter.
Because I do martial arts and I do spoken word.
I've got a spoken word event next week called Bored to Death on October 22nd.
Sounds great.
Yeah.
I do spoken word with some bands.
We're going to be down in Redondo Beach at 516 East Redondo Beach in Compton, October 22nd.
Gills, Corey, myself.
Redondo Beach and Compton?
I don't know.
That's what it says on the frigging card here that they're promoting.
I'm just going to go down there and read it.
I'm going to read and be an asshole.
All right.
Because spoken word in Redondo Beach, that's a rough crowd.
Well, we'll find out.
Yeah, I mean, I've done comedy in Redondo Beach and you kind of got to keep it a little plain, keep it a little...
Well, they call my work serial killer poetry and my work is really in your goddamn face and when I read, I bring you into the blood.
I don't let you just sit there and watch.
Do you have a typical stanza for us?
A stanza?
Yeah.
As in like a poem that I've got memorized?
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
I'm a paper poet.
I don't have a single one memorized.
I don't have a single line.
What's the title of one of your...
These singers blow me away that you guys have it all memorized.
I never do.
I can't remember them all.
I've got three different books.
He said singers.
I'm sorry.
I assume that you guys are in bands, right?
He's saying I'm not.
What is the title?
No, no.
I was saying that...
That's what I meant.
I'm like the women in the room are all into music and creating and powerful and that's awesome.
Right.
So you guys out there, you better get your shit together because modern chicks are rocking and kicking ass.
So you better get it together, guys.
Josie kicks a lot of ass.
Big time.
With steel-toed boots.
But is there...
What's the title?
What's the title of a poem?
Do you know what title of a poem?
Well, my first collection of poetry is Poems for the Dead.
Second collection was Still Dead.
Okay.
And I had faked my death the month before the release of the book.
I was dead for a week for April Fool's Day in 1998 and they almost published my obituary until two different comic journalists teamed up to find out the truth of my death.
Wow.
I mean, did you...
Did you...
I'm like, did you tell...
Did you tell close friends and relatives that you were dead?
My mother and father were in on the joke.
The guys that I worked with at Samson West Advertising were in on the joke because I used to work in adult films and do box design and direct adult.
I worked for Vivid.
In fact, Josie and I did some stuff for the TVX Network and the Porno Channel.
She was a voiceover girl working with us.
Yes.
Because she's got a sexy voice.
Let's hear your sexy voice, Josie.
What do you want me to say?
More baby doll, baby.
More baby doll.
More baby doll, baby.
Okay.
Okay, well, now that...
That wasn't a very good one.
Now that we all have erections, it's...
Well, those of us with the dicks, you know.
Yes, now we all have erections.
The strap-ons.
They're just...
Maddie doesn't have an erection.
Kate, Barbie doll, she doesn't get erections, but...
Barbie doll.
Barbie doll.
Well, Scott, you have...
You have some fashions coming out.
Is that correct?
I have a lot of stuff and by the way, I also am into poetry.
Cool.
Very cool.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a smidgen.
I mean, I'm not here to really talk about my poetry, but...
Oh, do you want to do your poetry?
It's just weird.
Okay, let's hear a weird poem.
But I may not remember it all.
I only remember this.
I don't remember poems at all either, but I performed this, so that's the only reason.
Do you need to get up and perform it?
No, no.
It just goes...
That would be really cool.
Finding my own and cherishing the stones given to me by the god of gold.
Wearing the silver and creating the music gifted me naturally since the days when I was a kid.
for the last few years.
I've been doing it since when I played with the gods on Mount Olympus.
With their silver and sound, they gave to me the lessons I have learned thus far.
They helped me find the person inside.
And I wanted to share that because I brought that.
The harp.
Yeah.
And I just picked up the harp only a few months ago.
And yeah.
Let's hear some harp.
I just wanted to share that.
Let's hear some harp.
Are you going to sing and play it?
The stuff that I read is far more dark and it's more like...
I thought so.
This was probably the extreme...
Why don't you play harp and you say something dark?
Yeah.
I'll go ahead and...
But I have depressing poetry too.
One of the poems would be something...
Oh, you do the poems with it?
I have a whole shitload of depressing...
You really?
You do the music and the poems?
Cool.
No, I don't.
I sing.
I don't do...
No, but I just wanted to say I have depressing poetry too.
Ah.
Something like mine would be like...
That would be cool to play harp in the background.
Standing in the doorway watching you sleep.
I've been standing here watching it rise and fall.
Watching you breathe.
Watching your chest rise and fall.
I stand here and I wait and I wait as I touch some secret place in myself.
That's good.
You know, fun, happy stuff.
Anyway.
I didn't think we'd get some poetry here tonight.
Since you guys did the poetry, let's hear...
Before we get to the harp because I want to hear the harp playing, but I know, Kate.
We don't even have to be here.
Let's let the three of these guys talk amongst themselves.
I want to hear more about the director she's working with because I like the film 13 a lot.
I thought that's a great film.
13 is a terrific film.
But you have a new song out called Sexuo.
Sexuo.
Is that on plush?
Sexuo.
Yeah.
It's on plush and there's a trailer with it also for the film and we just released a lyric.
And the film is erotic, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'd call it diet erotic.
What erotic?
Erotic life.
Like, compared to you guys, right?
Like, this is hardcore.
And the rest of America would be considered probably erotic.
But for this group, probably not.
You know, this is like an unshockable bunch here.
But, yeah.
And a very horny bunch, by the way.
Healthy bunch.
Except for the Barbie parts.
Help me.
No.
So, there's a lyric video that we just released too and we just put the song up so it's on iTunes, yo.
Yo.
Where do we find it?
Where do we find it on iTunes?
Kate Crash.
Kate Crash.
You can type in Kate Crash.
And my band's the UFO Club.
What?
It's Kate Crash and the UFO Club.
And the UFO Club.
UFO Club.
Oh, yeah.
Because you're all robots from outer space.
Oh, yeah.
Jeremy, do we have Sex UO?
Let's hear Sex UO.
I'm in the mood for that.
Used to have a girl in the U.C.
Like to play Kiss and marry me I never let her answer the phone That I was too sexual Got a steady secret, yo Got a bad habit, yo I'm too sexual I'm so on a blow Lie instead of my teen Shakes me up and down His knee is blue I'm back and can't fun rap I shot at this and slap at that The birthday party and the crime My dad's dying I'm in junkie camp I'm too sexual I'm so on a blow One, two, three, four Corruptible So hard to believe So hard to believe So hard to believe I'm feeling more Sign me up against the wall I'm so sexual I'll start on the ground Abandoned youth Lay on a bed Bottle of whiskey Snake named Fred Yelps and pours Something out my head Something I stole That's all we had Buried in the bathroom Burned my lot Little life insurance Clean me all up They're like Oh, hey, you so bad You the best we ever had Fucked up with my boyfriend Cause I had a bad hair They stole from my mom Cause I had a little But to pay Get my friend Down the shed She go up, up, up, up, up, up, up She passed out And the queen got Fucked One, two, three, four Corruptible So hard to believe So hard to believe So hard to believe So hard to believe Sign me up against the wall I'm so sexual I'll start on the ground Can't fix a fucking shit By burning it up I'm afraid of life So I stop the show Chastened on the air Take the call I'm so sexual I'll start on the ground I'm so sexual I'm so I'm so sexual I'm so born and lost on this earth How come I-I'm so sexual I-I'm so sexual I-I'm so sexual I'm so born and lost on this earth How come I'm so sexual I-I'm so awkward I-I'm so sexual I-I'm so awkward I-I'm so sexual I-I'm so awkward I-I'm so sexual I-I'm so awkward I-I'm so sexual I-I'm so awkward And what is the...
First off, terrific.
I like it.
It's actually a lot danceier and more electronic than I was thinking when I first heard glam punk alien from outer space.
It's like robot fucking.
I guess so.
Is it robot fucking?
What does the UO stand for in sexy UO?
Sexual.
It's like slang for sexual.
Well, I got that, but...
Just a little pun on words.
Is that what it is?
It's my word, yo.
You're getting a little hip hop on us.
No, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm a robot from outer space, but I like that.
Tell us about the video.
The video is super hot.
The lyric video?
Yeah.
You get to sing along with it because there's words.
The lyric videos are called cheap.
Real cheap.
Yeah.
So, no.
Combined effort with Jeff Toy, this awesome guy who also made this spoken word video and worked on the book and he works for Catherine and he's an amazing artist and filmmaker up and coming.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody just seems to gravitate around you.
Yeah, I'm kind of...
If I can get you to do some art with me for free.
No.
I'm just kidding.
I don't think that's a problem with me, but let me ask you a question.
Sick figures.
I was reading that you're inspired by the Riot Grrrl movement.
Oh, yeah.
What happened to that?
I don't know.
I mean, I wasn't like probably old enough for, you know.
I saw a documentary about it and I'm like, wow, these girls are just, I mean, this is great.
Well, Kathleen Hanna is still doing her thing, obviously, and she's totally amazing.
And then you see Miley Cyrus.
You're like, what the fuck happened?
That's for the normal people, man.
That's for the normies.
I mean, not everybody is out there as we might be.
And that's for regular people.
And it's okay to have regular people.
I have no issue with her.
Okay.
Come on, man.
No, no.
Trust me.
Yeah, Mark.
Why are you hating on Miley?
I'm not hating on Miley.
Trust me.
I masturbated in that video like everybody else.
I'm just saying.
I think the Riot Grrrls took over, man.
I think they have.
I think they have.
Here we are in a room with three very self-empowered, beautiful women.
Yes.
And I run into more and more around Hollywood.
They're taking over horror.
Look at the Soska sisters.
Right.
Look at Zan Cassavetes.
Yeah.
And they're really coming in and kicking ass in horror.
They're kicking ass in music.
I say, I think that it happened, man.
We're here.
We're living it.
We're just here.
We're just here to serve the women.
Not necessarily.
That's where I tell dudes they got to man up.
Like the chicks have gotten way more wild and rock and roll.
So the dudes have gotten way more dweeby and pussy and metrosexual bullshit.
And they got to, you know.
That's fine, too.
Whatever people want to be is fine by me.
I don't think there's any standards to how, to sexuality or gender roles or how people should behave.
I'm just talking about you got to be a strong individual person.
You got to be your own person.
You're saying there's more individuality with female art these days.
Yes, with females.
And the guys have been more about, I don't know.
I'm so worried.
What are they going to say about me on Facebook?
Oh, no.
And they've gotten, I'm going to use it, pussified because that's my fucking generation.
Pussies are stronger than dicks.
You know.
So you should say they've gotten dick-o.
Pussified.
No, I'm going to say pussified because pussies get fucked.
And if you act like a pussy, you're going to get fucked.
And that's the life.
Pussies are tough.
They are tough.
Look at you guys in here.
You are.
I'm sitting here saying that the women have been kicking ass and the dudes are like getting wimpier as the day goes on.
The most exciting thing in the ultimate fighter.
I can't keep arguing with you every time you say that.
No, the most exciting fighter in the ultimate fighter is a woman.
So how could you even get involved in this gender BS?
The chicks are rocking it out.
And the dudes have got to get it together.
Get it together and fucking man up.
On the other hand, speaking of metrosexual, I posted your picture and somebody asked me if it was Fabio.
So I don't know.
Well, you know, I've been called Flabio.
Really?
Flabio.
Yeah, when I was more out of shape.
Yeah.
No, no, you're in good.
I think in the last year you've lost a lot of weight, I think.
I've been putting a lot of my BS behind me and letting go of a lot of bad shit and getting rid of a lot of shitty people out of my life.
And you'll find that you get the parasites out of your life and you feel better, you look better.
And also, Hydra Blue water.
It's the kind of water I drink.
Hydra Blue.
It's really good.
Oh, okay.
Do they sponsor you?
They are sponsored on the show, but I'm not going to plug it on your show.
You know, you asked and so.
Very subtle.
I'm not going to say where you could order it or anything.
I'm just saying that this has helped me rejuvenate.
Do they sponsor other shows?
In the last year.
Could you give them a sponsor, Ross, please?
Hydra Blue.
That'd be good.
I'm just saying since the last year I saw you, I started drinking this water and, you know, it helps.
And it cleansed all the bad people out of your life.
Sky likes water.
Yeah.
Sky likes water.
Sky, you can jump in any time now.
I don't want to.
I don't mean to.
I don't mean to ignore you, but.
So you're dressed like Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Uh-huh.
And you came out with an album.
Now, I was interested that I was watching.
You had a video for.
You have a song called Thor.
Uh-oh.
Not about that Thor.
Not the Marvel Comics Thor.
No, that's my nickname sometimes because I cause a lot of trouble.
Oh, well, there you go.
Surprise, surprise.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
When I worked in porn, my nickname was Loki.
Gotta lies.
Oh, I know.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Is that the evil brother?
The evil brother of Thor.
Oh, okay.
See, the women are beating me up now, guys.
If you're not watching this.
You owe me $100 now.
You just smacked me.
The crash just smacked me in the head.
The crash.
The crash.
The crash.
Tell us about Thor.
What was the inspiration behind Thor?
I'm sitting at my piano and it's 2008 and the rain is like insane ass rain, like beating, about to break down the windows.
And I was just so mesmerized by the rain and thunder.
And thunder and lightning and being from LA, like in my life, I've never really seen that kind of rain.
That's right.
Are you born and raised?
Born and raised at UCLA.
You're from Chicago.
You're born and raised too, right?
California girl.
Yeah.
I'm from outer space.
You're from outer space.
I'm sorry.
I'm used to tornadoes and crazy storms.
But being from SoCal, you really don't see rain like that ever with like thunderstorms and the rumbling of thunder.
And anyways, it just came through and I sat down and I wrote the riff.
It's LA.
It's LA.
It's LA.
It's biggest thunderstorm.
I wrote it in 2008 and I wrote another song called The Girls about space girls.
The same night.
Uh-oh.
Are they violent space girls?
The same ass night.
Yes.
Violent space girls with clown paddles.
You have a song.
Thor and space girls called The Space Clowns.
You know, Crash, it's only going to work one more time and it's going to be trouble for you.
Look at me.
No, no.
Fucking look me in the eye.
Crash, look me in the fucking eye.
I don't appreciate people striking me.
You need to know I'm serious here.
Don't strike me again.
Don't strike me again.
Don't strike me again.
You understand me?
I'm being serious.
Yes, sir.
I'm a real guy.
I don't like that treatment.
All right?
Okay.
Now back to fun.
Okay.
Wow.
Boy, that, uh, wow.
Okay.
I don't like to be struck.
It's a thing from my childhood.
I got struck quite a bit on the south side of Chicago.
We understand.
I don't like it.
Nobody's going to be striking you.
There you go.
No spank train tonight, by the way.
Okay.
No striking, nothing.
Mark, that's the problem I had on the show with Madam Sparks.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
She said, Sky, can I spank you?
That's when I was out of there.
Okay.
With Madam Sunset, the last time.
So I can't spank you is basically what you're saying.
Uh-uh.
Okay.
All right.
She was upset that she couldn't spank anyone.
Anyway.
So anyway, no more striking, no more spanking.
We're just going to be talking.
Is that all right?
So anyway.
Yes, Silas.
That was awesome.
I'll tell you what, Hart.
That was so awesome.
I know what will diffuse this weird- I'm sitting here with the headphones sideways on my head.
No, no.
I'll tell you what exactly can diffuse this weird tension we have in the room.
A harp.
A harp.
A harp.
Yes.
We need a harp.
Could you bust out the harp?
Yes, I'd love to.
Sky is going to bust out the harp and we're going to hear some lovely Sky Delaney music.
So Hart, I apologize because I gave her the clown palace.
It's okay.
Everybody's got to find their limit.
And the first time's okay.
The second time got a lot harder.
And I know that the third time- The second time will be worse.
You could have asked nicely, though.
No, I get to a certain point.
Anyway, speaking of nice- Nice purposes.
Speaking of nice- No.
Why?
Because I've been struck.
But if you want to talk about that further, instead of fun, happy harp music, we could.
Let's have some fun, happy harp music.
I think that's what we're going to do.
Sky Delaney is going to play harp.
There's a harp on the desk.
That's cool.
Let me do a quick check.
Because they're very fragile and they go out of the- Where did she get this harp?
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
I got this on Amazon and it's called a Celtic harp.
Is it an antique or is it a newer- It's a Celtic harp.
Actually, yeah.
A Pixie.
Okay.
Pixie Celtic harp.
Can you hear it okay?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's try it again.
Let's try it again.
I'm going to sing with it.
One thing about the harp is that the strings are so fragile that in the car ride, it might have gone out of tune just slightly.
So this is a song I wrote called Love Me.
I wrote this.
It's a bluesy piano song.
So I really pound the hell out of this song.
It's very bluesy.
I'm a professional piano player.
But I'm going to try to do my rendition on the harp called Love Me.
Josie, hold on.
Let me swing that other mic towards...
Actually, if you could maybe move a little towards the middle so I can get this on camera.
Look at you, the professional, Mark.
That's fantastic.
The professional, please.
This almost turned into the Jerry Springer show for a second there.
That's hardly professional.
I've been on Springer.
I know you have.
And when I was on Sally Jessie Raphael, there was a fistfight between a woman who was going to marry the night stalker and a young lady who was riding him.
And that was back when they didn't show the fights.
Wow.
So they got a fistfight out of them, and the older woman assaulted the younger woman, and nothing happened.
But we were telling her, like, hey, you know, you just assaulted a minor on camera.
I think you should get out of the studio before the night stalker.
Before the police show up.
Right.
And so she did.
She got her stuff together and left.
And the weird thing about it was the girl who was assaulted was 16, and her father was in the audience, and he never moved.
He didn't even move at all when her daughter was getting beat up.
That's so weird.
Yeah.
But...
Okay, I'm just trying to...
That's crazy.
It is.
It is.
Well, that made me...
Is that why they didn't show the fight, or they just didn't show fights?
They just didn't show fights back then.
And then, like, on Springer, it didn't quite get there, and I wanted to get on Springer so I could break his arm.
Why?
Well, I just figured there's all the fights in the audience.
Let's take the fight to Springer.
Oh, okay.
So I figured it'd be something different.
Then I found out that the police there all are the security.
Right.
So I knew Chicago PD would take you out back and break your teeth.
Sure.
But anyway, this is not going to break our teeth.
This is going to soothe us.
It's beautiful.
Sky Delaney playing her harp that she got on Amazon.com.
The song is Love Me.
Is that correct?
Yep.
Okay.
Love me.
Love me.
Love my life far away.
Cause I need no rest.
Well, I'm ready to go.
Every day.
Love me.
Love me.
Love my life far away.
I want to drown in your love.
I want to drown in your love.
Every day.
All the time.
Today.
Love me.
Love my life far away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Yay.
Thank you.
Thank you for listening.
Oh, that's terrific.
But this song is being released in 2014 on piano, and it really rocks, and it's way heavier and bluesier and way more hardcore than that.
I was going to say, it's hard to get bluesy on a harp, It's very gentle.
I mean, that is a pussified version of the song, but there's only some, I mean, the harp is so graceful and the strings are nylon, but I love to pound on my piano with the 88 keys.
So I love that I play the harp, but I feel very, you know, just grateful that I learned to play piano.
How long have you been playing harp?
Harp I've been playing for a few months.
Piano I've been playing since I could crawl.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
When you said harp, I was like, wow.
But it's not that difficult to me as an instrument because all the...
The strings are lettered.
Okay.
So, and I love to share this with people so much because really, like anyone who sees this wants to touch it.
Well, anyone who sees you wants to touch it.
I mean, that's, please.
But like, you know, whether it's children...
All these ladies are beautiful, Mark.
They're all beautiful.
Trust me.
We have beautiful women in here every week.
Josie's here too.
But we have beautiful women here every week.
Actually, Jeremy, our producer, will tell you, what show has the most...
Most beautiful women on this network?
Your show, Mark.
Nestor, I don't think it's your show.
Your show?
What beautiful women do you have coming on, Nestor?
We can't hear you.
Simon?
Simon?
Simon doesn't sound like a beautiful woman.
Push Nestor on.
You mean Simone or Simon?
Oh!
Rich?
I think Simon should shave.
Listen, listen.
Anybody can get these types of girls, okay?
I don't think so, dude.
Not everybody can get this type of girl.
Um, uh...
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Disgusting comments over here.
Anyway, anyway.
Insults over here.
I'm gonna leave like feeling totally grossed out.
Soiled.
Absolutely soiled.
And offended, especially.
Exactly.
Well, Kate, that so wasn't...
Yeah, men don't normally are allowed not to talk to me like that.
You can be sexual, but yeah.
Well, boy, I, uh...
This is not the way I wanted to leave the show, especially Kate Krash.
I think you're delightful.
I think you're delightful.
I think she's delightful.
I think everybody in the studio is delightful in their own way.
But, uh, like I said, there's five massive egos in this room, and with good reason, because everybody's talented and everybody is unique and crazy in their own way.
Now, I get the question all the time about horror.
Like, when did you know you were gonna do horror?
So I wanna know from the ladies, when did you know music was it?
Like, like, did you like, was it a bolt out of the blue?
Like, for me, horror was part of my life.
And just, I kept thinking about it.
And just, I kept moving there.
So I'm really curious about, did you have like this moment, like, I'm gonna do music?
And was it in high school or grade school or when was it?
When you were on the spaceship?
Yeah.
When was the, uh, the time that you, that's a good question.
When was the time that you knew you were gonna be a musician, Kate?
For me, when I really, it sounds like outrageous, but when I could crawl.
Like, and my dad used to play the accordion.
Um, the piano part of the accordion, I literally, I think, fell in love with, like, to this day.
Okay.
My dad was like, and I'm like, what the?
Right.
And I played the piano part, not the buttony part.
Mm-hmm.
And I was like, this is what I wanna do my whole life.
And Kate, uh, did you see Bowie or something and that was a, a, a revelation or?
Um, I, everybody in my family plays instruments and I played instruments since, started since I was piano at two and that was it.
I didn't care about anything else.
Some, some of the stories.
Piano at two?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I did violin, cello, blah, blah, blah, lots of instruments.
Ooh.
I love the cello.
Do you play cello?
I don't play anything now except I'm in beads and guitar and things.
Girl, I think the cello's so cool.
So you two could've jammed in, you two could've jammed in preschool.
Starla, there's a girl in, there's a girl in Hollywood, Starla, she used to be in Midnight Rain, she plays goth cello.
That's cool.
It's the coolest thing to put cello in a rock song.
Wasn't there a whole classical group that did, like, covers of Metallica and they had cellos and?
Did they?
Apocalyptica and, uh, The Last Routine is great.
Yeah.
But, uh, you know, where does the time go?
I told you this thing would go by real fast, Josie, didn't I?
Yep.
It took a few twists and turns, it was like a roller coaster.
K Crash, I think you're delightful.
Live radio.
It is live, this was as live as it gets.
And, uh, K Crash, I think you're lovely.
I think your music's great.
I, I, I, I hope you come back.
I, I, I, I will, uh, welcome you back.
And, uh, you know, I, uh, I apologize if, uh, you were offended.
Not by you.
Oh good, that's, cause, cause I was dancing.
I thought you were dancing.
I thought that was the most offensive part.
But if people want to get a hold of you, where do they get a hold of you and your music?
I was offended by your dancing.
Where do they get a hold of you, Kate?
You can just type in my name in a search engine and...
Like, K Crash, he's got a great Tumblr, which is hard to get on and, and follow, but you do have a wonderful Tumblr.
Kate, Kate Crash gets loud.
Yes.
Uh, kcrash.com, is that, uh...
Yeah, yeah, you can find my SoundCloud and all the, the YouTube and everything on my website.
And, uh, just, I, I want to, I want to leave you on such a good note.
Could you scream one more time?
Yeah.
I want you to let it all out, Gary Oldman style, come on.
No, okay.
So, hearts.
Yes.
Americanhorrors.com.
Yeah, well, actually, Americanhorrors.com is just the, the news site where you can go to watch free horror movies all day and all night is filmon.com.
Right.
That's F-I-L-M-O-N.com.
You can watch free horror movies all night.
Oh, wow.
Sundays, uh, on the internet.
And, uh, you can watch free horror movies all day and all night.
And, uh, you can watch free horror movies all night.
And, uh, you can watch free horror movies all night.
Oh, wow.
All day.
You can watch it on your Android, your PC, your, your cell phones, anything, anywhere you can get a wifi signal.
Is it on Roku or Apple TV yet?
It's on Roku, I believe.
Okay.
And, uh, we're going to be playing a lot of cool stuff for Halloween.
We're premiering Client 14.
We're playing Archie.
We're going to be playing your Whips and Chains.
Josie is going to be making its debut on Halloween night.
We play a lot of amazing music.
Oh, wow.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
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S-K-Y-E-D-E-L-A-M-E-S-M-A-R-E-E-Y.com.
And you can Google me.
I'm all over.
That's Delay Me With An M.
Delay Me With An M.
Sky With An E.
So S-K-Y-E-D-E-L-A-M-E-S-M-A-R-E-E-Y.com.
And I'm on iTunes and Amazon.
Okay.
And I have a new rock song, Mark, and it has harp intro.
Ooh.
Yeah.
And I don't want to focus on the negative, but I had a sinus issue, so that's why I couldn't belt it out.
And it's called You're Fine.
You're Fine.
But I like to break windows.
I try to.
And what's the rock song called?
The one coming out is Meteor Showers.
The one I sent you from the recent album is Mercury.
That's what I sent you.
Right.
Mercury.
But I have a killer rock song coming out called Meteor Showers that I did with Roman Kovalec.
Okay.
So that's going to be out in January 2014, full-length video.
Okay.
With the song.
That's great.
And Josie, of course.
Just Google Josie Cat.
Do it.
J-O-S-I-C-A-T.
K-A-T.
You're unusually quiet, except for busting my balls today.
And of course.
Well, there's enough to be said.
And unfortunately, as I said, there'll be no show next week.
They'll be rerunning a show.
We'll be back on Halloween.
We will trap Josie in the studio with a bunch of stand-up comedians.
And Mark, we've got to get you on American Horrors, man.
We've got to get you on there.
You're the best comedian.
I am going to finally call you and hook that up.
We've got to make it happen.
I want to make it happen, man.
Let's make it happen.
And Kate, thank you.
Heart, thank you.
Sky, thank you.
It's been quite a show.
And everybody have a wonderfully creepy week.
Bye.
Yes, Mark.
See you next time.
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