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I'm getting a good juggling today. Fighting with Ro Delegrazi. You know what? You want to know what's up? Can I just tell you something? What's so funny about that? Tell me what's so funny about that. I was like, oh, look at us. Me and Ginger are on the radio. We're on the radio. We are doing it. And then all of a sudden I feel a tick squeeze. Do you not know me? No, I know. I was totally prepared, but I was in my own world for a second. I was like, you forgot that I was about. We're on the radio. I don't know why it happened. I was like, we're on the radio. It's a professional. It's like 102.7. And then my boobs started moving. Your boobs started moving. I can only be professional for about three seconds. That's the. That's my limit. I am. I don't even think you made it to three seconds. I didn't really. You were grabbing boobs before the show started. I'm pretty sure you were told you had 30 seconds. And it wasn't even mine. It was Stevie's. Welcome to the play. I didn't mean your boobs. I didn't mean your boobs. That was not a chubby joke. Oh, my God. How rude. That was really mean. Rude. I'm sorry, Stevie. I meant like. Stevie, I'm so sorry. I apologize for her behavior. Oh, it's all good. That was just way out of line. Stevie, that was not a chubby joke. That wasn't my boob, you guys. You're getting out of here. We're coming in for yours in a second. We're going to introduce all the boobs and penises around here today. I am Ginger Lynn. Welcome back to Blame It on Ginger. And we'll go to the boobs to my left. You are. Roe Delegra. Oh, my goodness, you guys. Get it together. Roe Delegra. Nice. And the wiener on the other side. Stevie. Next wiener in line. JJ Whitehead. Yes. Welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. Let's welcome JJ Whitehead to the show. Welcome to the show. Watching boobs grab. Left and right. Nice to meet you. Yeah, buddy. I'm used to it. And the beautiful, the amazing Miss Mel Rose. No wiener here. No, our other boobies in the studio. We are outnumbered unless you count Stevie's boobs. My boobs. My bad. Sorry. No, we're not outnumbered. We've got different tits. You've got us well outnumbered. We've got... No, but there's more guys coming in. I was only counting... I was not counting correctly. Well, no, Stevie kind of counts for a girl. But then we would have only one boy in the studio. But we have more tits. Really? I'm dominating. Yeah, but we have more coming. More males. You got us six to four. Well, we've got more males coming. Wait. We have a six to four. And on girth alone, you probably got us about 28 to six. I love it. So, you're all right. You're well ahead of the game. Well, Ro, I don't know if what JJ Whitehead says is true because I've never seen your titties. If I were to see them, I would know... Who are we talking? Mine or JJ's? Yours. Yours. Oh. This is... No. No, they stay inside. I never get to see them. The girls stay inside. They're indoor cats. No, not right now. They're not outdoor puppies. No. Girlies stay inside. I can see a little bit right there. Yeah, I'm surprised. I can see a little bit of titty. I'm surprised they're that high. All right. Who wants... We've got prizes all day long. Who wants to win the first prize for titties out? I do. I do. I do. I say give it to Stevie. I say give it to Stevie. All right, Stevie, show us your tits. I was just kidding. We actually have... Show us your tits. No, we've got topics for the day, but you want your tits out. Get your tits out. Mine are staying in. Melrose's tits. Okay, here they come. Okay. You guys ready? Oh, wait. We've got... Oh, let's go for Melrose's. Titties. Yes. Pull the bra up over them so I can see the whole titty. There's the natural hanging stuff. May I touch them? Yeah. I think she was there for it. I had tuna breath. I had tuna for lunch. That's okay. Just touch them with your hands, not your mouth. I think I had some mints. That would have been where I went next. All right, going in. Okay, so Ginger's going in. See, I'm bringing in what? She is... She really loves boobs. I do. And this is nice. But you know what? She's like a boobie kind of... She's a boobie connoisseur. She is. A boobologist. A boobologist, if you will. A boobologist. Yes. I have my degree. So what are these weight on the scale? Weight. Nipples. Would you call that a... Very responsive. On a scale of one to ten, these are an eleven. Oh, wow. They're an eleven. I think you know. You just turned them up to eleven. I did. I just heard. Thank you. I turned them up to eleven. Melrose does not say that about everybody. She does not say that about everybody. Not everybody. She does... All right. Let me hand out the first prize then for boobies out. Woo! Okay. What are you handing out? What's going on? We're giving away prizes early. We're giving away prizes. I think we're all winners. I just saw Nick's boobs. Nick gets a prize. Oh, Nick's boobs. Oh, I see boobs. I see boobs. Nick, I'm going to give you a thirteen on your nipples. Those were training bra boobs. Those were amazing. That's great. I have a beautiful ColourPop Fingo. Oh, yes. Fingo. With extra batteries. I will be Fingoling myself later. It goes on your finger. It's very, very powerful. It is. It's wonderful on your clit. It's got little knobs on the end. I never got one. I'll tell you more about it later when we get to our commercials. But right now... I never got one. You have to show your boobs. Well, you didn't show your tits. I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you. I like to share. You get very... No, do not give Ro anything until she can be a team player. I'm not showing my boobs. She's not showing her boobs. She's made them very... What about half of it? No, no, no. What about a nipple? What about the bottom? No, no. The bottom. The bottom part. No, no. That's like showing the bottom of your butt. That's fine. Next thing you know, the hole's peeking through. What about side boob? No side boob. Can we have your boobs molded? We'll have somebody come in and mold them. I will put them in paper mache over the weekend, and I will come back with a hold of my boobs. I want you to... Oh. Yeah. We should do that in studio. We should do paper mache titties. A live paper mache. I'll paper mache my cankle. Your what? I have a cankle. You have a cankle? No, you do not have a cankle. Yes, I do. You just have one. Not a pair. It looks like an Ugg. You only have one? Two. You have two cankles? Yeah. They look like Ugg boots. Let me see your cankle. I'm not going on camera. You can see them. All right. Let me see them. Is that close to your ankle? Feel my leg. You do have cankles. I do. I told you. She's got cankles. Life's hard for me. I can't wear ankle bracelets. They're still not explaining what a cankle is. No. I gotta get belly changed. It doesn't sound kinky at all, though. We've gone in the wrong direction. It was all about boobs a minute ago. Everybody gets tattoos on their ankles. I don't. Do you have a cankle joke? I have no cankle jokes. I don't have any. Just check it. I haven't even learned exactly what a cankle is yet. We do not know what a cankle is. Okay. It's where a calf and ankle don't separate. It's like a log. A calf and an ankle. You know how women have nice little ankles? You have nice ankles. Can you show them? Here is what that boot says. So you've got a big chunky ankle. Okay. So there's like a little curve. Fat ankle. I've got. A tiny little. I've got an ankle. See the cute little ankle? That's right. My calf is way up here. Yeah. My ankle's down here. My calf is bigger. Oh, I've got one of those. That's an ankle. No, I don't. That's a normal ankle. That's a normal ankle. What's a cankle? A tree log. A tree log. It's all the same size. No separation. It's just a lumbering. If I, you know. Athletic. Okay, JJ, here's the thing. There's a cute little thing called illusion ankle bracelets where it's all invisible thing and you have a little jewel so it looks like that. If I wore that, my cankle would have a muffin top because it's pieces and it falls over. It's like a corset for your foot. A corset. Your foot needs a corset. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Your ankle needs a corset. It needs cankle spanks. You need cankle spanks. Right. But you know what? They're nice cankles. I will give you that. You have very nice cankles. But I can't wear like boots or anything. I can't zip them up. Oh. Really? Yeah. Yeah. No, for real. Well, you're wearing boots right now. I know, but those are like target squeeze your foot in boots. Really? Yeah. If these zipped, forget it. What about little strappy shoes? Oh, God, no. No. I knew a boy like that. He had no ankles. Yeah. Yeah. He had a cankle. And it made me crazy when I looked at him because they were like, I was like, where's his ankles? So thick. They were, yeah. You actually had no ankles. Straight down. You wouldn't be able to turn or anything, wouldn't you? You'd only be able to walk straight. He had them, but they weren't like, they weren't straight. You just can't see it. I actually can't. Straight line. I can never turn. I can actually never turn. Friends turn you. Yeah. Every now and then. Or they pick you up and move you around. Every time I get to seventh and Olive, the guy in the front desk helps me walk that way. He picks you up and turns you so that you're facing the other way. This is an absolute sin. Oh, my goodness. I had a joke where I can't get a tattoo. What would I get? A whole bouquet of roses. There's enough room. That's for sure. Like a canvas. It's terrible. You know what we do sometimes? Oh, capris. I can't wear capris. It probably turns somebody on. There's probably a specific. Oh, there's a specific. A man who like should be a bit of cankle. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. I feel really bad for you. No, it's okay. I've lived with it. All right. Is there a cankle support group or anything? I have to make a reservation for cankles now. Can you get help if you need it? Actually, if anybody else out there is suffering from this, it's called CA Cankles and Autism. Oh, my goodness. Give us a call at 1-800-893-9562 if you're having difficulty with your cankles right now. Now, I saw Melrose. And Melrose, you do not have a cankle. Can you show? I don't think I do. Let's see what you've got going on there. No, you don't. I'm thinking of starting a line of shoes now just for cankles. Please do. We need help. That's sad. No boots. There should be boots for people with cankles. There should be strappy shoes. Look at these. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, my God. Look at that. I need to turn the camera so that everyone can see it. Oh, my God. Turn the camera. Oh, the camera is not facing. First of all. Oh, the camera is not. The wide one is. But get this one. Hot shoes. Those are very hot shoes. Yeah. And look at that ankle. That's an ankle. That's what I'm talking about. That's an ankle. That's a serious ankle. Melrose is wearing a pair of bright neon, kind of a cross. It's kind of a neon coral almost in this light. Is that what you'd call it? Like a neon coral? I think I'd just be boring and say red. They're red. Yeah. They're red. They're orangey red. They're beautiful. And then they have spikes coming out the back of the heel. Is that a cartoon? In the same color. Is that one of those like villains or something that have the spikes? I'm not sure, but it should be. It should be. It should be. Very, very nice legs now. And I also want to describe what Miss Melrose is wearing. You are wearing the, and look at how stretchy you are. I know. Jesus. Wow. You're very bendy. I wouldn't be able to. Cancles or not, I wouldn't be able to do that. Let me tell you something. Yoga. I want to say something that if I was at a pedicure place as sitting, and I don't get a lot of pedicures, probably because of the cankle, but I'm saying if I was next to you too, I would be staring at you like, look at those ankles. And I would try to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I look at ankles all the time. Not at tits. No. Don't look at my ankles. I would ask you for your number. Yeah. Thank you. I would always, I always look at ankles. I'm jealous of ankles. I'm going to send you. See, so you have an ankle fetish. I do. Nick, honey. Nick. This is really new to me. You don't have an ankle fetish? Nick. No, I don't think so. I mean, I have an entire real body. No, I need to take selfie pictures of my ankles and send them to Ro. No complaints here. Unless you have a cankly pit or whatever that would be called. If you have a big brick. Do you like? Arm pits? Do you have an arm pit thing? I was saying, no, I was saying I quite like every part of the female anatomy. And she said, what about arm pits? Like that would be the, like, oh no. I avoid those. So what would be the arm pit equivalent of a cankle? Of a cankle. Exactly. Like a charm? A big swollen pronated. A pat. It's easier to get to. It'd be a pat. A fat. Arm pit. A pat. A fat. That one didn't work. P-H-A-T. Fat. A farm pit. A farm pit. A farm pit. That's nice. Okay. A fat pit. It smells like it stinks too. A fat pit would be a fat armpit. That smells like a farm. Farm pit. Farm pit. Now, I actually really like arm pits. I do too. I was thinking, now, JJ, have you ever smelled a woman's armpit? Of course. Sometimes not even on purpose. I'm going in. I dare you. Oh my God. You know what? This is actually one of those fetishes. Remember we were reading about it? Yes. You better do it now before I start to sweat too much. Jenny, do you remember what the name of that fetish is? An armpit thing? Do I get the right one? Yeah, you get the other one. I need that. I'm both going in. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening right now is Melrose has her armpits up. Have you been on the subway, Melrose? Because if you have, this is very dangerous. Okay, so. I'm going to sit here. I think she passed. But they're tickling her armpits with their noses. They're really nice. Yeah. Those are some good pits. See that? Yes. They have to be ready to be. So in the first 12 minutes, we have smelled armpits, seen boobs, and talked about cankles. But let me tell you something. I sat. We haven't even started the show yet. I sat next to. This is the show. This is the warm up. I sat next to a girl. I swear to God, that smelled like my Nona today. Smells like your what? Your who? Yeah. This is my Nona. My Nona's my grandma. Oh. I thought it was like. It was like you had. No, no, no. It was like. Nona. It was like the name for your butt. I sat down. I sat down. Right. I just got. My Nona. Smells like my Nona. That's my Nanu. Does your Nona smell nice or bad? Like mothball. That's what my girl smells like. Oh, what is it? Wait. What's that? Masculagnia. That's it. Masculagnia. That's the fetish. The armpit fetish. Thank you. Thank you. Woo. Scott came through. Masculo. Masculenia? Masculagnia. Magnia? My Nona. Nobody can say it. Farm pitters. Farm pitters. My Nona smells like moth. It's mothballs. Your Nona smells like mothballs? Some of mine. I don't even know. I almost got sick. She had to. My poor grandma had to sit on my lap in a family holiday like five years ago. It's a whole different fetish here. Busy. Busy car. Busy car. Busy car. Busy car. Busy car. Busy car. Busy car. Busy car. We have another name for that. And I started to get ill. I felt ill. Yeah. It was my poor grandmother. My Nona, yeah. I had to throw her off my lap and go get sick. Oh, gosh. Throw Nona from the train. It's like, it's. Yeah, basically. It's mothballs and like plastic runners on everything. You know, like everything in my Nona's house was wrapped in plastic. Like, the plastic's dusty. This is not accomplishing anything. I never knew why she did that. She does it all the time. Still to this day. It's a bit of an Alzheimer's type thing, isn't it? Well, it's an Italian thing. I thought it was an Italian thing. It's an old time thing. No, it's an Italian thing, I think. Oh. It's not just like. Well, my grandmother's Irish. So, it was an alcoholism type thing. Just decided to stop bathing for late 90s. Years of resentment. That's what my Nona smells like. I made it this far in life. I owe myself a treat. Screw showers. You want to know the key to living long? Is get filled up with resentment. That usually has you living a really long life. Oh, then I should. I don't have resentment. I should be all die young. Yeah, yeah. But they say only the good die young. Yeah. So, I'll live forever. Yeah. Forever. Let's get to our guest, Miss Melrose. What is it that you do? I am a porn star. What do you do? You do do. You do do. What do you do? I do do porn. You do do porn. You're a porn star. Yeah, baby. I love it. Porn star in studio, Miss Melrose. She's got the ankles for it. Yes, you do. And the titties. And the armpits. The only thing left is the pussy. How is your puss? It's feeling very hard. It's very hot and wet right now. We're going to play a little game with your pussy right now. We're going to take turns. Do not tell us the answer. We're going to go around the room. And this is a game that Nick and I play at home on a regular basis. Oh, wow. We guess what type of pussy you have. What type of pubic hair. What kind of pussy you have. But has anyone seen it already? I have not seen your pussy. Has anybody seen? You could have researched this. I have not seen it. I will follow you on Twitter. I have it on the internet, my pussy. Now, the three pussy choices, you've got retro, which means that she's got the full-on bush. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You've got the combo pack, which is usually a triangle or a landing strip. You've got a little patch of hair, but it's shaved down below. And on the sides, it's trimmed up nice. It's a groomed half and half combo pack. Or you've got the completely shaved. Right. Okay. Oh, we have to guess? And yes, my guess, I'm going for the combo pack. What's the combo pack again? That's some hair and shaved down below so the lips are fresh and clean. I'm going to go with the mustache. Wait, whoa. That wasn't enough. The mustache isn't. One of them. No, wait. What's that? Oh. It's because you have ankles. It doesn't give you free reign to make your own vagina. I'm just blinking out. Retro. Retro's full-on. Yep. Combo. Combo. Okay. You guessed combo. You guessed combo. I guessed combo. Okay. I'm not going to. We're fully shaved. You can guess the same thing. No, I'm not guessing that. I don't think it is that. There's only three choices. Okay. What's the other one? There's only three. Bald. There's bald. No, but there's a landing strip. That's combo. That's combo. That's combo? Yes. Paying attention, Ro. We've got full hair. We've got no hair. We've got in the middle. I think you've got a merkin. I think you've got a big green merkin. What about mutton chops? Mutton chops? The people who get the answer wrong will be punished. Oh, okay. I say combo. I say combo. She's very well-groomed. I'm going clean-shaven. All right. JJ, way ahead going clean-shaven. Ro, Delegraxie, and Ginger Lynn are the both. Is Stevie going to come? Did Stevie get on this, or does he not? Stevie's doing research. He's cheating. No, no. He's looking at her phone. He's found his new fetish. I found it. Check these lines out. I'm trying to tweet everybody, but this phone, get this. Listeners out there who are waiting patiently for my tweets, this phone doesn't pull up your name, so I have to type everybody out. Oh, that's a pain. I'm looking at your name. I'm looking at the top of this page so I can spell your name right to tweet you correctly. I should pop up. It didn't pop up on this one. The other one it pops up on, so I'm like, I was lost trying to. Come back to the good place. We're talking about pussies right now. Pussies. Okay, what are my choices? Okay. Retro. Somebody pay attention besides you and I, JJ. I'm multitasking. I'm six. I wish you guys had given us more options at this point, because I've got them all memorized now. I've got the three nailed. Retro. Okay, JJ, come to my rescue. Retro's got some hair, and it's like back to the six. 70s and 80s. Like JJ's hair. And then, yeah. Like my hair. That's a great image. Then we've got combo. Combo, which is some grooming, a little bit of shaving, maybe a landing strip. Yeah, that's what I get. Or a mustache. A mustache. And then we've got the bald, the clean. And I'm guessing, what about this pussy? You're guessing? We're talking about Ms. Melrose. Oh, your pussy. She's in the studio. She's our guest. Okay. I'm going to tell you what pussy I want to see. I want to see on Melrose. Oh. If I was, you know. One with a penis. Is it somebody else's penis? Yeah. Hold on. I've got my scalpel over here, JJ. Why is this so hard? I'm going to be snipping things here and sewing things on over here. And I'm going to make the perfect woman. Or you could just take JJ the way he is. I've got a story on pop culture after this. This kind of show. I would say. I would say it is. I think it's the combo. Oh, we've got three combos. Somebody's telling me shave. I mean, the back of my head is telling me it's shaved bald like a baby. Like a baby's what? That's your instinct. Something. A butt? Butt? Is it the butt or their heads? Something like that. Butt. And I don't know. It's like. This is turning wrong really fast. It started wrong. I think it's the babies. I think I've got babies and butt. I'm going to do the combo. It's a nice landing strip. Like a pretty landing strip. That's nice. That's the combo. I'm the only one who's off the board here. Okay. Okay. What is it? It's in pretty good shape. What is it? Oh, my God. She's going to show us. Wait. Is that okay for us? Oh, it's underwear. Pulling it down. Oh, we were right. Combo. We were right. Yeah. Oh, it's beautiful. It's bald. We were right. May I smell it before you put it away? Oh, my goodness. What is happening? I bet it smells like roses. It's probably sweaty, though, you guys. What? I do say that. I can't believe it. I lost. I'm sniffing a puss. I don't think you should smell it. Why? I think it's a sweaty pussy. Oh, she's fine. Trust me. She's totally okay with this. I bet it smells like lilacs. No, I think it smells like lilacs. Three hours from where? Oh, it's really soft. Pismo Beach? Oh, my God. And smell it. Jesus. That's a long drive. Are you married? Has it got a good beach scent? Are you married? Does it smell like... No. Do you have a girlfriend? No, I actually don't. Do you want to nuzzle your nose? Can he nuzzle it? This is totally okay. You've got to get it. You've got to just rub your nose on the hair. It's fucking awesome. Well, it does... What does it smell like? You don't have to smell it. No, all right. All right. All right. I mean... You can try it. Are you okay, JJ? Don't feel... Don't do something you don't... Melrose, he's taking you home. He loves you. We make matches here on the Ginger Lynn Show. I'm trying to bring the bush back. It's actually a dating game here. It has nothing to do with... Move over, Christian Mingle. We thought the two of you would be wonderful together. I tell you. JJ wins. Yay! Let's give JJ a big hand. E-Harmony has nothing on us. We are matchmakers. This is the most interactive radio show I've ever been on. Wait, I've got... Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Oh, it's great. Are you having fun? Are you okay? Fantastic. Now, when you were going to come on the radio show today, JJ Whitehead... I'm having fun from my head to my cankles. How dare you? What were you told about this radio show before you came on? I don't think you were... I was told absolutely nothing. I was told... I was told that you were really nice... He is. ...and that I should just go and have some fun. And you know what? Are you doing that? Both of those things were accurate. There you go. But many details were left out. We usually leave them out. We wouldn't have any guests if we told people what we do. Yeah, if we told them what really happened. That's the beauty of being on... Well, sign me up for next week. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. So wait. What do we win? Oh. Well, the winners all get a prize. More importantly, what did I lose? But before we do that, we need... JJ is going to be punished here. What is he going to do? What is his punishment? Oh, wait. No. He got it wrong. We all got it right. Yeah. So we each have to give us something nice, and you have to give him something not nice. Oh, dirty. Well, I didn't bring anything. Give him something dirty and filthy. Make a motorboat. I don't think that's a punishment. That's not a punishment. Your booty cheeks. Yes. Yes. I don't think that's a punishment. A booty cheek motorboat? Oh, my gosh. Now, if there's anything that you're ever uncomfortable with, the safe word here... It really offends my Christianity. Safe word is rumple stilt skin. It's rumple stilt skin. Yes. I'm leaving the church. So, JJ, at any time you have a problem, either of you, safe word is rumple stilt skin. Yes. Seriously, if anybody ever has any problem with anything... You're stuck in a hero. You're going to rumple stilt skin from there. Okay. The truth is... Going in, and we have a full-on... Hey, I think I felt a tongue. We have a full-on booty raspberry going on. Oh, there's a butt cheek. There we go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was a twerking. That was amazing. We just twerked. JJ White had just had his face, nose, and entire head... My mustache has never been happier. JJ had no idea that his face would get twerked. He twerked on today. Twerked by Miss Melrose. Oh. I know. By Miss Melrose. That would have been viral if that was... Are you okay? Oh, wait. Yeah. No, this is... So, welcome to Los Angeles, JJ. JJ, where are you from? I'm originally from Canada, but I've been in Britain for 15 years. Ah. And I've just moved over here because we're doing a comedy tour. Wow. And so, I've been here for like two months. Well, this is living the dream, buddy. Yeah. So, this feels like quite the welcome wagon. Yeah. I didn't get this in my first two months. I'll tell you that. I got a job as a waitress and an Arnold Palmer. That's my dream. I think this is the way you guys should welcome everybody to the country. Yeah, I think so. There'd be more people here, though. Yeah, probably. Visa applications would go through the roof. You wouldn't hear so much complaining. Jesus Christ. Oh, America. Obamacare. Obamacare. Buddy's butt cheeks on your face. Twerk it out. We've got a great show. Oh, we need prizes. Prizes. Get your passports stamped. You want your prizes now? Yeah, let's get prizes going. All right, prizes for the winners. Ooh, what do we got? Let me, you're going to have to talk while I go grab them. I'm going to go get them. We have a bag full of shit. Those? Oh, you want prizes from here? No, wherever you want to give them. I don't want to interrupt the flow. I will announce something I saw on Pop Culture News. Remember, we were going to talk about pop culture on occasion? Yes. This must be that occasion. Do you know that rapper, there was a rapper that cut his penis off? Yeah. Yeah. And then jumped out of the window to kill himself. Did it work? No, he survived. Oh, no. Oh, God. Who is this? And they don't know what happened to his penis. What? He ate it. He cut it off? And then he jumped out the window. He ate it. I was just reading about it. Somebody picked it up. Oh, from Wu-Tang Clan. But he was too embarrassed. No. Somebody from Wu-Tang Clan did that? I did. I read it. From Wu-Tang Clan. I was like, what the F? I was reading it. My son goes to high school with one of their sons. I can't remember. Oh, my God. Well, let me give you the prizes. We have a commercial break. Okay. I'm going to let our in-studio guest choose first. You have the Enchanted L from Cal Exotics. The box has fingerprints. The toy has never been used. Or the Waterproof Jackrabbit, also from Cal Exotics. Who am I choosing for? For you. Oh, for me? Yes. Oh, we've got to go with the Waterproof then. With the Waterproof. There you go. Because I get rather wet. Because you had the perfect pussy. Ro, that leaves you with the Enchanted L. It's got beads in it. They're all from Cal. They're all from Cal Exotics. The beads spin around. There's a little rabbit on the end. Oh, my God. And you just need to add batteries. This looks very fun. There's an elephant. Can I keep this big pen that you gave me? You didn't win. You don't get a prize. There's an elephant. I just want to point out there's a... Oh, what happened? Oh. I couldn't hear it. Okay. Oh, we can't see it. I just want to point out something. Right there. This is an elephant. Right there. Okay. Oh, it is. I see it. It's cute. That's an elephant. Yeah, it's cute. But here's the thing. Is it a hummingbird? It's an elephant. I'm going to say something. There's a lot of... We talked about animals and vibrating toys, right? There's like sea lions. There's rabbits. There's dolphins. There's something way wrong with it. Now there's an elephant. It's like jerking off to a Disney movie. It's borderline bestiality. Yeah, but maybe... What's their thinking? Is it that you ladies are all about perspective? So it used to be a rabbit, but now... It's an elephant trunk. It's an elephant trunk. Yeah, it makes it look like you have nice little vaginas. Dude, I don't need this. I got one at home. Tiny vaginas because there's a nice little elephant next to it. I need to trade in for a smaller version right now. I've already got this in real life. All right. The next prize that's going out to JJ. He didn't win. All right. Whitehead, you're going to get your consolation prize, which is the best prize of them all. This is the Man-O Quickie. It's from the screamingo.com. What this is, it's a flexible, stretchable cock ring, and you put this piece around your penis. You stretch the bottom piece down, and it goes up, down, and around, and underneath of your balls. So it's going to hold. It's going to hold you in. It's going to prolong your orgasm. It's going to keep your dick harder for a lot longer, and it feels really fucking good. You want to use this with a partner, though. Right. Okay. Preferably another man. I'll tell you, it looks like something that would strangle my cock. That's the point. No, it's, you know what? Let me. It's stretchy. It's stretchy. We have one that's in here that we'll get out for you. It's from the screamingo.com. Don't be scared. It looks like this. Yeah, and look at how much it stretches. What? It stretches. Look, look. It's really easy to stretch. Wow. Right. One size fits all. You can do it. Yeah. Yeah. And it doesn't hurt. It's like having sex while your penis is being choked by a midget. In the best way possible. True to life. I swear to God, you will love this. Here is your consolation prize for getting it. Thank you. Thank you very much. Stevie, you get the used one. No, I'm going to give it to you. Hey. And Stevie, we've got a prize for you. Oh, I win something? Yes, let me give it to you really quickly. Somebody talk. Oh, is it chocolate? Chocolate? I just want to point. I just want to point out that. Oh, no, I'm on a diet. I forgot. Is it broccoli? Carrots? Why are you on a diet? Bok choy? That's what you want to say. Why are you on a diet? It's an LA thing to do. Yeah. No, your prize is the Zolo Original. Oh, yeah. We know this. Yep. This is a can. You take the top off. It looks like a. It looks like tennis balls. A tennis ball can. It does hold tennis balls. That's the weirdest thing. And it's a disposable fuck machine. You pull the tab off the bottom. The air goes in and you can fuck your cock with this. It's great for masturbating. And when you're done, it's disposable. Oh. It's the Zolo Original. I want to play something else. I'm going to fill that up. I'm going to go on a bunch of dates. So you just chuck in a bunch of dates. And I'm going to use it. Okay, Stevie. With everybody. You better do this inside. Because if you take this outside, you're going to find a man in a van. And he's going to be like, hey, what are you doing? Can I join you? Yeah, no, don't. No, the last guy I found was at the bus stop. Doesn't matter. Stay inside. Stay inside. You just docked with this thing, did you? I gave a guy a hand job on Main Street. At the bus stop? Yeah. Wow, that's hot. On Main Street in Ventura. That's hot. At the bus stop. And the way it looks, if a cop comes by, you just look like you're drinking. It says soda. Yeah, I'm just, yeah. Sam playing tennis. A little Red Bull. Yeah, there you go. A monster. I got to find some guy to try that on. Stevie's going to try to find somebody to try that on. I'm Ginger Lynn with. Rodel Grazi. Stevie. With the Zolo. Miss Melrose. JJ Whitehead. JJ Whitehead, yeah. And Miss Melrose. Miss Melrose. We will be right back on Blame It On Ginger. Don't go anywhere. We haven't even started yet. Oh, God. This thing has timed out on me twice. And I'm. Let's do this. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. What if you're a vegetarian and just have to swallow? Well, you can eat pussy if you're a vegetarian. A vegetarian. Yeah, you just eat the pussy and you're fine. Pussy is a vegetable. I cannot believe that. Because I was told once by some drunk porn star, she saw me doing a show at a dive bar and she screamed out, you should do background in porn. I'm like, that sounds terrible. Why can't I be a star? What do you do background in porn? You know what? In background in porn. Were you wearing sandals? You're the girl that doesn't get fucked. No. I had no exposure of my cankles. That's what I was thinking. It might have been your cankles. But no, that wasn't it. No, I wear flare jeans. You don't know. Flare jeans. I would have never known. I would have never known. That's just wrong. I'm so sorry. These little cunts. I hate that girl. Yeah. Apparently she's known for taking it up the butt a lot. Yeah, those bitches. I do too. It's not for me. Oh, I do. I take it up the butt. I like how you take it up anywhere. Melrose. I like to shove it up there. Melrose had a boundary. She goes, oh, that's not for me. I just want to let everybody out there know. I'll take your nose up the butt. Oh, the nose all day. Do you swallow? Yes. I do too. Is that part of the job? I don't want to waste it. No, it just, there's a lot of girls that don't swallow that are in the business and it's just kind of, it's a personal preference. What about you? Do you swallow? Do I? I don't know. You don't. I guess. I guess if it happens. Yeah, I do, but I don't go all the way. Let's find out. I have TMJ. Oh, are you going there again? I told you. If I eat a lot of candy, it's too much. That's where they show pictures of celebrities. What's that? Isn't that what it is? No, that's TMZ. Oh, I can't go down in you tonight, honey. I have TMZ. Isn't that? Oh, wrong thing. I think that's just an excuse. I don't think you fully learn to appreciate how wonderful sucking a cock is. We haven't clarified what TMJ is. Oh, it's like the jaw? It's the temporal mandibular. It's the temporal mandibular joint. Thank you. Holy cow. We got a major one. Oh, no. Medical school to freaking porn. That's awesome. I actually was a dental assistant when I was younger, yeah. Ooh, that's a rough one. I'm sure porn's a lot more fun. I still have a fantasy of fucking a dentist, too. Oh, my. Did you ever do anybody in a chair? If there's any dentists out there that want to fuck me. John's like, I went to a dentist school. I just went to the dentist recently. Does that count, right? Yeah. My tooth's actually, it's actually hurting right now. Well, he was like, you can take a look for me. I'll wear a stethoscope. I'm right here. Do you have a website? Dentists do not have stethoscopes. Oh, they don't? That shows you what I know. Do you have a website or any way that people, your fans can find you? Do you ever meet with your fans? Yeah, follow me on my Twitter. It's at MissMelroseXXX. At MissMelroseXXX. Do you webcam? I do occasionally. I so have no time for that. I prefer, yeah. Do you ever meet with your fans? Meeting in person. Yeah, I do. Oh, that's awesome. Wonderful. So it's at MissMelroseXXX. Triple X dot com. Dot com. Yeah, not dot com. Stop that. But I do have a website coming that's MissMelroseXXX.com, but it's not up yet. It's not up yet. Well, we will watch for it and I'm sure that it will be up very soon. Thank you so much. Thank you. We're going to play a game with you in a minute, but I wanted to get your good stuff out there. What about you, JJ Whitehead? Yeah, I got a Twitter, Twitter tweet thing as well. You got a Twitter tweet thing? Sorry, I'm still blown away. I can attest to that. Yes, JJ Whitesnake is my, Twitter, and my website is JJWhitehead.net. What's with the snake? Yeah, Whitehead too. He has a snake. A lot of penis. A White Snake. I know, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't meant to be. It wasn't a coincidence. I was a bit drunk when I was signing up for it. I know. My management was like, you need to be on Twitter. You got to have a social media presence. And so I was like, well, screw you guys. I'll White Snake. How's that working out for you? Yeah, it's all right. I've angered a few 80s metal fans, but... My comedy people have found me gradually. And my new album just came out on iTunes. This is wonderful. It's called JJ Whitehead. The Difficult Seconds. The Difficult Seconds. The new album. I have my autographed copy. Oh, I want to get mine autographed. Yes, here it is. Hey, mine's not autographed. Here it is. JJ, you're going to have to start autographing them. Is mine autographed? I've got time. I've got time. What the hell? He's going to get to everybody. I've got to twerk on your face to get a damn album. Jesus. Hey, you'd be surprised. Where do we... That's when you can get that way, right? You are right. Where do we get a copy of this? So it's just... Well, it's just come out on iTunes. So if you go on iTunes, you can get it. Awesome. And the hard copies I'm selling on the tours that I'm doing and stuff. Any dates coming up here in the Los Angeles area? We're on a break. We just did the HMV... Not HMV. That's British. HMV. HIV. Was it Nokia? We just wrapped at the Nokia... Club Nokia a couple weeks ago. And we're picking it up again. We're doing Boston and New York in like three weeks. But nothing in LA. Right now. Well, you'll have to let us know. And if we follow you on Twitter... Yeah. At JJWhitesnake. Whitesnake. Whitesnake. We'll be able to know where you're going to be appearing. Right on. Because we'd love to come down and see. I'm going to listen to your album. So glad that you're here. And you're probably really glad that you were here early because you've gotten... I'm having a great time. I know. We're going to have to share the love though in a minute here. You can just reach into his right pocket to get one of those CDs. It's a secret. Moving on to Julio. Julio Gonzalez, welcome to the studio, Julio. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. It is amazing to have you. Now, you're a porn star as well. Yes, I am actually. My Twitter is Brown Snake. No, you know what? I'm not, but I have a... I'm very porn friendly because I did a lot of shows with Mean Bitches Glenn right there at Playboy Studios. So my Twitter, you'll see a lot of your coworkers actually. So I have... So I'm pretty... Yeah, I'm friends. I think one of the shows I did at the John Lovitz Club, I actually had 50 industry people on the second floor just take over the whole second floor for that show. Oh, you know one of us and you know all of us. Yeah, that's exactly how it goes. It's really how it goes. So have you gotten some porn pussy yet? No, no. I've been staying away because I'm afraid I'll get addicted. I know I will. I know I will. It is a really good pussy. But the thing is too, I actually went through a huge weight loss. So it's not out the picture yet. It might happen now. But before, it was a little hard. It was a little harder. You know who's a big chuckle fucker is Christy Canyon. That's what she told me. She told me that. Oh, she is. She has said on my face. She has said on my face. Let me talk about that because I met her when I did Men Bitches Glen, right? Right. So I walked in. She saw me. She's like, oh my God, I want to put my titties on his head. So she did and I kind of look like Mickey Mouse for a second there. Yeah. She's got some big, beautiful titties. They're huge. They're very huge. And then he told her I've done the show before. She goes, oh, I want to sit on his face. Now this is the day I almost died. I almost died this day. Let me tell you about this because I'm not a face sitting pro. I didn't know there were certain rules. Yes. There's certain rules. That's a very important thing to know when face sitting. I didn't know the safe words. They couldn't hear the safe words. You need a signal. I had to ask for a signal. a rumple still came out of me there. I was fighting for her. At one point, I pushed her off and I was trying to get a breath in. I'm pretty sure I gave her ass a raspberry is what I did. Okay. I'm pretty sure. Hey, Stevie, can you go get me the dirty dictionary? Yeah. It's in the zebra bag. So wait, how long did she sit on your face? Long enough for me to panic. See, I learned later from Glenn, watching Glenn do it, you got to tuck in the chin that gives you a little air pocket right there that I didn't know about. Wait a second. Hold on. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Learn that. Yeah, write that down. But then she's sitting on your eyeball. This isn't just entertainment. This is entertainment. Oh, no. No, no, no. We're going to school today is what we're doing. We're going to school. Did you keep your eyes open or closed? No, I kept them open. I wasn't afraid of any lint or nothing. It was just, you know, just... Yeah, I just wanted to see this. Pretty lint is what we call it. I should have worn 3D glasses on that one. That would have enhanced the view. So you panicked. You put your... Did you tuck your chin? No, no, no. I learned that after. I learned that after. At this point, I just, I just, I was breathing and then I was breathing out as much as I could, which, you know, just made her feel great. And at one point, I bucked her off like a... Yeah. Panic set in. Panic set in. Pushed her off. Every time on stage, flashed before your eyes. I'm like, this is not how I want to go. This is not how I want to go. No? That's the best way to go. That's the best way to drown of all the options. That's the way to go. From mass appreciation. Yeah. That's awesome. Well, we're going to try and get you some fun ass in just a minute here. Not that you're... I don't mean it... Was that rude? I didn't mean it that way. You had told me that you were naughty and nasty and wonderful and so I was still going down that area and then sometimes things come out of my mouth and I got too much testosterone. Are you cool? I'm awesome. Okay, good. Whoa, thought I blew the whole thing there. We've got the hot, beautiful porn star. We've got Miss Melrose in studio and I almost, I almost fucked it up. Damn. Okay, good. I didn't. All right. Moving on, John. Hey. Jeff Ski in with us today. John, are you a porn star? Uh, sure. Yes. I actually, I spend a lot of time dressing up as Christy Canyon and sitting on comedian spaces. Oh, Julio got a porn swackle. That'd be a fun new, like a new themed porn site. Dressing up as a porn star and tricking people. Ha! Just a man. A regular man. I was wondering why Christy Canyon's balls were so big. Good Lord, her clit's about six and a half inches long. Oh. This is a guy. And now we're all boys. Oh, that is a man, sir. No, I'm not a porn star, but I do, I love what you guys do. It's insane. It's awesome. Thank you. We have a good time. Do you watch porn? No, I don't watch porn. I try to stay away from it. Of course I watch porn. Because don't I look like a healthy, don't I have the right posture? Of course I watch porn. Yeah, no, you do. I'm just getting to know you. We're warming up here. You know, some people don't. I'm giving you a hard time. Do you watch? For once, I'm giving you guys a hard time. Hey. Life is a hard time. She knows what to say. It's a hard day. She knows that you can't say it, you can't one-up her. She's going to come right back and say it in a sexier voice than you could even, yeah. This is ginger motherfucking Lynn. She's adorable. Adorable. If you were going to be a porn star, what would your porn star name be? Okay, there's this philosopher that nobody knows of. He's a modern guy named Neil Kramer. I always think it would be hilarious if I was a porn star. I'd be Neil Creamer. Neil Kramer. That's good. I like that. That's good. Or Jed Cameltoe. Which one? Jed Cameltoe. Is that a Jed Apatow? Jed Cameltoe? But you don't have a Cameltoe. Yeah. But what if I seek that kind of thing out? Yeah. That could be my last name. That's another niche market. I am so fetish. Oh my God. That could be the new one. Kangles and Cameltoes. I was just going to say part five. I was in part three. Yes. Like you've never seen them before. Oh, I was the Cameltoe. What's that? I was the Cameltoe, not the Kangle. Oh, yeah. No, I was the Kangle. I put my Cameltoe on her Kangle. Oh, yeah. It was so... Super hot. I'm a big humper, so it was really easy to do. Yeah. It was really easy. It's like your little dog just humping her Kangles. Wouldn't a regular ankle be better in that situation? You got the little bone you can ride off of. No, no, no. I like things meaty, baby. Cleo, that's where size matters. Size matters. When I'm humping, size does matter. We're going to play a game with you. I've just decided to change things up. It's called Dirty Dictionary. This way we can get along much quicker. I'm going to go down the line. I'm going to start with you, John. I'm going to give you a term. You're going to tell me what it means. If you get anywhere near it, you win. In that case, you get to pick something out of the goodie box there and use it in a sexual manner on any way in the studio that you wish. Oh, right. If you get it wrong, you still pick something out of the box and we use it on you. Okay. Yes. But don't worry. There's no actual live insertion in the studio that our sponsors know of. I was hoping that there was so I could tell my wife. I was forced into this. As far as... I didn't seek it out. Yeah. This happened to me. I can't control what happens in the studio. I really can't. I try, but I can't. So we're going to go. Let's see, Ro. Do you want to give the first one to John? John Shefsky. Okay, Shefsky. There it is. This one? Okay. Yep. What is a zombie mask? A zombie mask? Yeah. It's a sexual term. We'll give you a clue. Yeah. I'll get a clue? Yeah, it's a sexual term. It's a sexual term. Wait, that was the clue? That was it. You guys. A zombie mask. A zombie mask. I think I have a theory, too. I'm not sure if I actually... Do you have an answer? I'm thinking right now. You're thinking. He's thinking. It's when you take your shirt off and you put it on somebody's face and you wrap it around their head then you come on top of that. That's a zombie mask. Whoa. I was way off, wasn't I? You just made that up. Well, a little bit. Of course I made that up. I was like, I don't know. Have you ever done that? A zombie mask. Do you know what it is, Mara? You're going to jump in. No, you haven't done that. I actually don't know what a zombie mask is. It's got to have to do with coming on the face. Maybe it's what happened to Julio. I don't know. I'm going to change something. I don't like the word trash barrel whore, but I'm going to change it. While getting head from your favorite unsuspecting girl, we'll just put that, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes. I do that all the time. Yeah, you have to make eye contact. Yeah, you make eye contact. When you blow your load, oh, right when you're about to blow your load, you say, I want to look at your pretty little eyes. Then just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporarily, that daily blindness will produce a zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking dead. Oh my God, that's totally happened to me. I just didn't know it was called that. All the time. Does that kind of sex turn you guys on? At that point, I'm like, is that kind of mean? It turns someone on, though. Oh, yeah. Who is like the girl that I deal with? Of course, somebody's turned on by hardwood tables. It's gorgeous. Everybody's got some sort of furniture fetish. But being mean to people makes my boner go down. I'm like, who's going to be nice like that? Who is like, why am I the only one turned on? I'm so sorry about your eyes. The mean part, no, I wouldn't want it in my eyes, but one of the things my boyfriend does to me, and that's the tall one standing back there, and I'm going to up you right now. Let's look at him up. He tells us. He's showing his tits flashing his 13 nipples. I know, they're 13-year-old nipples. I was going to say, it's number 13. No, so I wake up probably about once a week. I think we're having an earthquake, and he's on the bed, on his knees, jerking off onto my face while I'm sleeping. And I wake up, and I think there's an earthquake, and I think it's so fucking hot. Now, when you say that, how hard is he doing it where he's tumbling the bed? Well, it's the angry pirate. I get woke up at the end. You know, he's been there for a while doing his deal, but when he's getting ready to come, you're doing the end. Yeah, that's what they do. Have you not watched a guy jerk off? I have, but the thing is, well, I guess if Chris was going to do it, it would shake the entire bed. He's humongous. He'd break it, but is it like a ritual he has? Does he have like cereal before bed, and he goes, oh, tonight's the night I'm going to do this? No, it's just that he says I'm so pretty, looks over at me, and he likes to jerk off on my face. That is so romantic. Isn't it? That happens once a week. That is sweet. Once a week. Every night's just a mystery, like is tonight going to be the night? You're going to get We have sex all the time, too, so I never, it's not like I can expect it because we haven't had sex in a week or anything. No, it just, I never know when it's going to happen. I'm going to say, I'm going to get an angry Facebook message from John's wife going, thanks a lot. For some reason, the past week, John's been waking up and he's jerking off my face. Yeah, that idea just came across my head for the first time. Totally. He blew it in my mind. The guy jerking off on a girl's face. Man, before this, I was so disrespectful. Ms. Melrose, will you just, the honor, pick something out of the basket to use in a sexual manner without insertion on our good, oh yeah, we have a bag, right? Mr. John, no, the other bag, no, that's the big bin, the good bin. Yeah, Melrose. I don't even get to pick it. John Shefsky is going to be If we could turn the camera so he doesn't get in trouble from his, is your wife watching? Oh yeah, so she listens to this audio style, she'll know what's happening or she won't be able to see. Thanks. Oh yeah. Keep me safe. I told them I was walking the dog this afternoon. Walking the dog. Changes like I've heard. That's actually the one they're going to use on you. It's called walking the dog. What does that mean in sexual sex? Oh yeah, I'm going to get an easy one in the missionary. Remember, the safe word is rumple still skin. There is a safe word. You can't say safe words with a ballgather. Well, that's a dilemma. You're in a dilemma. Oh, but he does, he does know what the ballgag is. You know how to sign it? John, it's going to be a great sport here. Rumble still skin in hand gestures. You might want to go under the headphones. Yeah. I've got the time to get technical on everybody. Oh, don't cut off the feed. And you guys clean these every week, right? She's a great torcher. No, we've never cleaned this one. This has been used by anyone and everyone that's been in here. We usually use it as a butt plug. Oh, there's no such thing as hand sanitizer. Does he get any when you do it? It's awful. That would be an act of Pulp Fiction. Oh, all right. That's what Marcellus Wallace does. Do you have Pulp Fiction music? As long as Bruce Willis comes to save me. Is this the scene where, okay. All right, so we've got Miss Melrose behind John Chomsky. Okay. And we're not quite sure what she's going to do to him. She's got the ballgag in his mouth. She looks determined. That's like her, it's like she, what's that one Rosie with the worker with the arm? That's the look that Melrose has right now. She's like, we can do it. Oh, flexing your arms, standing behind him. As Chomsky's got a ballgag in his mouth. We can do it, Do we get to do something else to him? Yeah. Yes, well something sexual will make him feel good a little bit. Maybe just twerk him. Just something nice, I don't know. What do you think? He's a virgin. Oh, oh, oh, oh, pulling. She has lifted the leg up, pulled it around, pulled it into the puss. He's had to pay for that before, so this is really exciting. Good job, John Chomsky. He's fighting all ages to tip. Are you okay, John? That was, that was, oh, I'm sorry. Most of your teeth are still there. The one is just a little bit loose. It didn't come out or anything. I just wanted to let you know, Melrose, he'll be thinking about this again later on tonight. put that back in the bin. That has to be, um, wheat. I like how Ginger on this show goes, let's sanitize that. If nobody asked that question, we wouldn't do it. This is the cleanest dirty show. We're not going to take our break that we normally would right now, so what I'm going to do is just say, go to the screamingo.com. The screamingo.com has the scream clean. Good timing. All of your toys, the scream clean from the screamingo.com. Never worry about chlamydia again. No, you can take this with you anywhere and everywhere. It's the right size for travel. It cleans up any toy. All you do is spray it on and wipe it off. Tell them Ginger sent you. Type in Ginger20 for the offer code at the screamingo.com. Please tell them Ginger sent you. If I'm ever on the road at your house in your town and you put a ball gag in my mouth and you need to clean it, this is the stuff. Carry this on you. If you're on the road and... Do it after I leave though. Don't imagine... If you've ever had to stay in a comedy condo, then you're going to want this to spray you. He's spraying us on everything. Are you still cleaning your ball gag the old fashioned way? You need to upgrade. Good with the times, man. With the screamingo. Sean, did you get a little bit of a chubber down there? I'm not going to lie. I didn't get a little bit of a chubber, but my mind got a little bit of a like, hey, this is cool. It'll be a bit of a chubber later. Yeah. That's how much for the chubber later. Thanks, Ro. Thanks for the show, Ro. It was great. Thanks for having me on. You know what I'm saying? You guys mind if I just stand here and sniff around for a while? While he's giving his wife his own mess. Wait, wait, wait. What was the zombie mask? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just make her look up at you with those pretty blue eyes or brown eyes, whatever color eyes she has when you're about to rise. Shoot in her eyes and just get smacked in my balls. And yeah, just, yeah, there you go. Just shoot it right in her eyes. Stumble around like a zombie. Rodeo of one for Julio Gonzalez. Yes, we do. Are you ready, Julio? Yes. Is it missionary? Because I think, I think a lap dance, is this a lap dance prize this time? Yeah, we have a lap dance. I think we have a lap dance prize. Jenny, that means we have to have music queued up. Are you ready? How many rounds are there? I want another chance. Miss Melrose, can you stay another 10, 15 minutes? Sure. I know you have to leave. No, I can stay. Okay, the clock goes back. Oh, everybody's upset now. Everybody's like, we are leaving. Everybody's like, no, we have to go too. Are you ready, Julio? Yes. Snurred nurgling. Oh, wow. He's getting the bull gagger. Can you use that in a sentence? I love snurred nurgling. Oh, my goodness. That's clever, Ro. So we know it's not swallowing. How dare you, Julio? How dare you? I think you're in the realm, though. I'm going to place you in the realm. What is it called? Snurred nurgling. Snurred nurgling. That sounds like a slutty nerd gargling semen. Right. I don't know. Oh, good guess. You're wrong. I like your answer. You're wrong. You're wrong. Can I take a stab at it? Sure. John? Yeah? I didn't say that. I didn't say it. Is it two women gurgling come while kissing? Oh, that's a good one, too. That's another good one. A little snurred nurgle. No, you're wrong. All right. Do you want to give it a shot, John? I had to give it a shot. Snurred gurgling. That's good, though. Snurred gurgling. Yes, we've got three good answers. Nurgling. Snurred gurgling. Snurred gurgling. Snurred gurgling. Is it like blowing a raspberry on some nice big labia? No. Wow. I'm going out on a limb, but I like snurring. On some nice big lady. I like that. I can do all the bad answers. It's the act of moving your anal lover's turds about within his or her lower... What? What? Wait, what? The act of moving your anal lover's turds about within his or her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the Lavender Boys. Hence the expression, Oh, Lance, nurgle me you snurred. That's a popular expression. No, I've never heard that expression before in my life. That's the answer. I've never heard any more questions. I am willing to bet there's only like two people that know that. Yeah, the person that made that and the person he was fucking with. I don't know. Stevie, what's a Lavender Boy? It's me. Stevie, did you write this dictionary? No, I haven't even done that one yet. That's what I know. What do you think, Miss Melrose? Do you think that Julio deserves a prize or a punishment? Do you think his answer was good enough to E for effort? E for effort? I'm just as good. If he would have guessed that right then, he would have definitely been punished. So, if you got it wrong, do you want to give him a spanking and right would be a lap dance? Or do you want to go back into the box? Ooh, I like the box. All right, going back into the box. You got it wrong, baby. She's going into... She's going into the box. It's actually my dirty drawer. All girls have a dirty drawer. Does your wife have a dirty drawer, John? I haven't found it yet. Maybe she does. She doesn't know about it. I don't know. If she did, wouldn't you know about it? Maybe she would. I don't know. I don't go through a lot of stuff in my apartment. I'm always like, I don't want to deal with all this kind of stuff. But, I mean, haven't you ever seen her pull out a toy? Are you scared to find out? Huh? Are you scared to find out if she would? My wife's pretty square and I'm always like, hey, like, check, check. I mean, I've bought her stuff before, but we always end up going back to meat and potatoes Do they disappear? We just love making our roommates out of town. Let's do it on the couch. Am I getting up for this one? Let's do the position. Oh, yeah. You're going to have to tell me what it is. Stand up and bend over, baby. Miss Melrose is telling Julio Gonzalez to stand up and bend over. And he's bending over the table, leaning down. Melrose is coming up behind him. He's got a strap on. He's trying to get a smear note on me. And she's got the lollycrop. That's actually kind of tough. Wow. That's not bad. All right, swatting. I don't know if you can hear the swatting in the microphone. I can. All right, yeah, let's see if we can hear it a little bit better. You don't mind, right? There we go. Trying to get a little more purchase? Oh, Julio. He put lots of weight on his front right arm. He's really doing it. Julio's face is red. That was a good one. That was a good one. Girl, you better match. It's been a bad little time. It's been a bad little time. Cholo. It's been a bad little cholo. Uno, dos, tres. Ventre tres. Ventre tres. Uh-oh. I like that. Look at that. Julio, you took it like a champ. That's awesome. I don't know if I want to hear that expression. Take it like a champ. This is like sexual balderdash. This punishment's great, isn't it? I like it. That's what I said. The punishment's why I didn't say it. JJ says the punishments are just as good as the pleasure. I still feel like I won. Actually, I still feel like I won, yes. Like I won. We both won, right? Everybody's having a good time. That's all that counts. Do we have one for JJ? Well, there's a few of them. I'm trying to find one that's appropriate for... Nothing with turds this time, please. Yeah, okay. Well, I could throw you off with one. Okay. You're going to throw me off? Do you have any with kinkles? And what'd you do to me? It's not like we've been heavily accurate. She knew you were the best. Oh, okay. No more easy ones. Oh, I got one. This is pretty intense. What is a... You ready? I am ready. What's a day-old donut? Oh, my goodness. Did you say a day-old donut or a day-old donut? No, a day-old. Because, you know, they're very different. A day-old donut. A day-old donut. Is it an... Is it an... Unwashed... Anus that had sex the previous night? You are so close. It's an unwashed vagina that had sex the previous night. But what do you do? If you're still having sex with her, you didn't... There's a specific thing you're doing to it. You're eating it. You're eating the icing. Oh, she got it. What is it? Eating it? You're eating out your girlfriend the morning after the night she went out and fucked someone else. Which, by the way, that means she cheated on you. Yeah. What's going on? That's your whole scene. That's your whole scene. I'm not going to... No way. No way. They have open relationships and that's what they do. I have a problem with this. Oh, yeah. I would call this a day-old donut. Yes, day-old donut. Cuckolding. Cuckolding. Cuckolding. There it is. What is it? Cuckolding. It's very popular. Cuckolding? There are guys that... I know Glenn. I know Glenn King. The deal is their wife fucks another man in front of them. The guy comes in her many, many times and then the husband has to clean up the pussy. Wait a second. It is not... Is that something that you fill in your tiles with? No, no, no, no. Cuckolding? No, no, no. I thought that's what you use in the bathroom. The shower's leaking again. We need more cuckolding. That's for that at Home Depot. Honey, where's the cuckolding aisle? This Home Depot drives me nuts. You better find a guide out in the front to help you out with that one. Well, you both got it right. So... You got to do something to each other. Well, this one. Oh, yeah. All right. JJ and Miss Melrose. I think he got it right, so... He did, so does that mean the lap dance? He got the lap dance. The lap dance. Yeah, the lap dance. Lap dance. All right, do we have music ready for the lap dance? If it had to be anybody, I'm glad to say next song. All right. Play some White Snake. If you leave your headphones on, you'll be able to hear the song. Okay. It might be a little hard to dance, but it's the only way you can hear it. I've never had a lap dance without, like, some big six-foot-eight guy coming over to me and going, keep your hands to yourself. JJ, is this rodeo porn? Take your headphones off. Find the urge to tip, all right? Miss Melrose coming in between JJ Whitehead's legs. Is this 80s rodeo porn? I swear to God, I think it is. Skirt. It's like Roadhouse. Oh, yeah. We've got the thumbs up. We've got one foot up on top of his leg. JJ's got her pussy and her ass right up in JJ's face. That chair has wheels. Yeah. Be careful. Oh, she's not scared. She's not scared. A little bump and grind going up and down. She's done this before. Oh, now we're getting a full-on lap dance. We've got the ass cheeks rubbing on the cat. JJ's in heaven. I still don't remember if I won or lost. Really? We all did. We all won. We all feel like winners right now. Welcome to America, JJ. Back in the woods. Oh, it's her dirty feet. You better go back to England and tell them we're cool. Oh, yeah. Okay. We treat foreigners great out here. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like hungry puppies over here are like, hey, over here. We're hungry, too. Yeah, you can't say that. If these chairs could talk. You need to spread the word around the world. I want to see the words spread. There we go. We got some ass now over here. What a body. Ro and I get to see. Oh, beautiful. We were getting the ass wiggle. Ask me more questions. Melrose. Ask me more questions. Melrose, is that the Chinese symbol for love? On the back. Let's give Miss Melrose a big, big hand. Let's give Miss Melrose a big hand. Come on, guys. Put it up for Miss Melrose. Yeah. Thank you so much. Welcome to the house. I miss you already. His pheromones are leaking. His pheromones. I left my wallet in the car, man. You came to mind here. Miss Melrose, I want to thank you so much for coming in. Thanks for having me. I know that you've got some place to be tonight. You're getting ready. Where are you going this evening? To the awards show with you. Yes, and what awards show are we going to? Oh, my goodness. Now you're really testing me. It's XRCO. XRCO Awards. It's tonight. It's actually the 30th anniversary of my first time up on their stage. Oh, wow. And I took home Video Vixen Female Performer of the Year and Best New Starlet in April of 1984. So it'll be my... And I think... I don't think I've been back to one of their awards since maybe one or two, but it's been 30 years, so I'm going to go back tonight. Oh, cool. I'm presenting one of those awards that I was given. I'm giving out this year, so it'll be kind of a cool little... Awesome. Nice. ...little thing. Circle of life. Yes, yes. So I will see you tonight. I want to thank you so much for coming in. It's Miss Melrose XXX. Right. At Miss Melrose XXX. Exactly. And people can find out where you're going to be, what you're doing. They can find a way to meet you. All my latest work is on there. Just follow me and you'll have it all. Oh, you are absolutely beautiful and wonderful. Thank you so much for coming in. Let's give her a big hand, everybody. Thank you, Miss Melrose. Oh, they're going to give you a big hand all right. Give him a save and I'll end up broke. What happens when she leaves? Stevie takes over. Stevie takes over. Don't worry. All right, Stevie. Hey, Melrose, can you borrow your dress and your shoes? Because he's going to need it later. Right, Stevie? Oh, no. I've got strap-ons and all kinds of things. Oh, perfect. We're doing just fine. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. We're doing just fine. I want to talk to you about the Blingo. The Blingo is right here. The Blingo is... B-L-I-N-G-O. B-L-I-N-G-O. B-L-I-N-G-O. But only this one's a little different. It's a cock ring. Look, it stretches. It goes over your cock. Looks like a ring pop. And when you turn it on, listen. So it's a big, giant ring that you can give to your girlfriend. You can put it around your cock. You can put it on. It's going to vibrate under a clit and this is a sturdy, sturdy, strong bullet. It's got a lot of padding on the outside. It's going to last for a long time. 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I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. It's one of those days. It always is every time I get together with my good friend Ro Dallagrazi. Hello. I know. What is it about you? Now, I don't know if your friends know, guys that are good friends with Ro. Do you know what we call her around here? Her nickname is Ro the Penis Pro. Yes. Ro knows more about the penis than anyone I have ever met. I went to DeVry. And I studied. I met her. I met her at a sex shop where she was giving a lecture on how to give blowjobs. And she was... Everybody canceled. I was the only one there. But I liked her technique. And so she's... And then I found out she does comedy as well. So, Ro, where are you going to be appearing in the near future? Tonight I'm at the Ice House. At the Ice House. Isn't that... Where's that? That's in Pasadena. Pasadena. And then Saturday night I'm out in Beaumont. Beaumont. I'm big in Beaumont. They love comedy in Beaumont because there is nothing to do. I would drive to Beaumont to see you. Thank you. I would do that for you. You're the only one. I know. I know. The rest are local. But I get you live every single Wednesday here on Blame It On Ginger on The Crack. So be sure to join us on The Crack. Who else have we got in the studio? Next to you. Stevie. Ah! Stevie! He's over there tweeting all the dirty pictures. They're starving. They haven't had good tweets for a few days. It's been a few days. We need to get a lot of them out there. John Shefsky. How's it going? Welcome back. Oh, thank you. How you doing? Good, good. Are you having a good time? I'm having a great time. Just getting used to that flavor of ballgagger in my mouth. You can take the ballgagger out of the mouth, but you can't take the mouth out of... What is the flavor? Ever done a radio show that's similar to this? Not this much fun. No, this is great. Seriously, you're having a good time? If it were all this much fun, I'd be like, all right, books on, radio shows, adult stars, and fun times, yeah. Are those some pretty boring? Do they just tell you to come in and be funny or something? I mean, it's all different. I've done some with Ro before, too. It's all different, but no one's ever put a gagger in my mouth. And so, you know, it's good to have new experiences and broaden your horizons. Yeah. When you watch porn, what kind of porn do you watch? Do you watch the filthy, dirty stuff? Do you watch the girl-on-girl? What's your gag? It depends on the mood, man. Really? It just depends on the mood, yeah. Where I'm like, ooh, sometimes I'm just like, eh, it's a little dirty for me, and then sometimes I'm like, yeah, make it dirty. So it just depends. Ah, interesting. What about girl-girl? Oh, yeah, yeah. Definitely. It just depends on the woman, too. Yeah, see, now, girl-girl bores me. It does? Yeah. Really? Yeah, girl-girl I find very boring, and, you know, it just doesn't do it. Sorry. It just depends on the day. Yeah, I agree with you. I'm with you. You did a girl-girl with Sharon Kane, didn't you, that was extremely hot? Are you making fun? Are you trying to... No, I'm serious. Do you know the story? It was a hot, it was a hot scene that I saw. I think it was you, and you were a cheerleader or something. What movie was that? Oh, yeah, that was me. It was a very hot scene. Oh, okay, and I have to tell you... Wait, what happened? Why is it, are you making fun? Why? Okay, should I, Alex, should I tell, like, a really bad story on the air? Yes, yes, you should. Yeah. Now, let me just say that I love this woman. We all have dates. We all have days when our pussy's funky. Okay? It happens. It happens. And that was her day. And we were on the set, and I love sex with men. I love sex with women. I'm, you know, I'm definitely bisexual, and I go in, and I, you know, I always smell pussies. I smell them first, and if it smells funny, don't eat it. That's just like my rule. It's like sushi. Seriously, and bless her heart, I love her to death, but I went in, and I had to pull back. It was a day-old donut. And it was a day-old donut? It was a day-old donut. It was a day-old donut. Pull back. It was a day-old donut. It was a week-old donut. That was a week-old donut. I had to tell the director. I said, you know, I can't eat her pussy. There's just no way. So if you watch that scene, I let her go to town because I'm figuring normally, okay, I'd lick her for 20, she'd lick me for 20, whatever. I'm taking the whole 40. I'm taking the whole 40. So. You should have given her a bottle of pineapple pills. And for some reason, it was hot. I remember seeing that, and I was like, that's the best scene in that movie. That's me wiggling, trying to get away. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, fucking hot. No, I'm just. Aren't they supposed to have somebody on set that's like, oh, we've got a funky vajayjay here? No, you know what? The thing is, I would never. Things, occasionally, you know, you're a woman. Once in a while, things aren't what you hope for. You don't hope that they would be. Yeah, but you're on set. But shoot, don't you check it? I do. I do. It's like, oh, I'm shooting today. Oh, shoot, I should shower. I check mine every day. I do not let anybody near my pussy until I do the finger test. My finger goes in my pussy, in my mouth, before anybody gets near it. It's like a litmus test. Maybe that screaming. Really? Yes. Maybe that screaming cleaning can be like a Febreze type issue. I'm for the answer for that. Well, let's get around because we've got a new guest in the studio. We've got all our guests. We've got to introduce more guys. So, John Shefke, we know that you like porn. Julio. Julio Gonzalez. Julio, are you having a good time? Yeah, I'm having a great time, yes. Yes, and what was your favorite part about wonderful Miss Melrose? Oh. Did you enjoy your spanking? Yeah, you know what I did? Yeah. I definitely did. She was very gentle. Very gentle. She put a hand on my shoulder to let me know I would be okay. Oh, that was nice. Very sweet. And then, she did a nice little kiss on top of the head. That was the best, yeah. Perfect. Yeah, very sweet. And she smelled good, so. Yes. No issue there. No, I was in there sniffing it earlier. It was really... It was really nice. And we still have the wonderful Mr. J.J. Whitehead in studio. Hello. He's in love now. Yeah, I know. How am I supposed to pay attention? Why do you give me lap dances? So sorry. Well, and look what I just did to you now. I have eight Amy the Sex Scientist sitting right next to you. Welcome, Amy the Sex Scientist. Thank you so much for having me. So here I put you next to another beautiful girl. Yeah. I know. This is ridiculous. And I have toys and fun things. Thank you so much for having me on. I was having so much fun out there listening. You guys are amazing. Oh, you know what? We have a good time. Well, I haven't seen you in years. I had you on one of my other radio stations, my other shows, and we had a very good time. I feel as though it was the life. It was the time ago. It was at least three, four years ago. It was amazing, but the nice thing about here now is I don't have anybody saying you can't do it, Ginger. They just blame it all on me, so I get to do whatever I want. And it's like my little playground every single day and I get to meet all these wonderful new people like you three and you and Amy. I've known you for a while. And I just feel like I'm eight years old. I get to come in and play and laugh and have fun for two hours a day with no boundaries. Well, how fucking lucky am I? That's great. You're lucky. It's been a bit I get to have my friend Ro and then you guys get to come in and I'm glad that you're enjoying yourselves and having a good time. Hell yeah. You get it. Thanks for having us. Thank you. And what if, tell us about what is Amy the sex scientist? There's a lot of interesting things about sex as we all know, right? We all love sex here at the table. And of all the clinical work I've ever done and research and, you know, as a scientist the things I've done, I haven't gotten a lot of press or accolades until I started making books about products in the sex industry. So, So you're a real scientist. Yes. So you make these products? Yes, I do. My top selling product right now in America it's the number one blowjob pill in America. Whoa. And I'm so honored to say I made it and it's for men and women. It's for the best blowjobs imaginable. It's for G-spot orgasms as we know. Let's have a moment of silence for all women that could not have a G-spot. This is for Oh my God, right? This same product is for good for men and also gives women G-spot orgasms. Yes, and it's also great for anal sex. It's good for basically all types of penetration, every orifice of the body and it's safe and the reason why I made it is because a lot of especially Americans are on all kinds of medicine or like to drink and have fun or do things and have fun. So this product has no contraindications. There's no pharmacokinetics. So simply put, it's just safe, fun. You can add all kinds of things. I've even had a ton of testimonials from pregnant women Pregnant women are horny. They need to get it. Oh my God, that was Right? That's how they got pregnant. That's how they got there in the first place. Let's be honest. They weren't so damn horny they would be in this situation. And I have a sexual center. So as a scientist, I think it's important to keep up on current research. I'd love to come in, come back and draw some blood. We'll do some hormone testing. We'll talk about, you know, important things because my top client that comes to see me, a lot of times they don't, I don't want to say they don't know what they're coming into, but a lot of people, they go, oh, you know, what do you do? Are you a porn star? And I go, no, but thank you because I think it's a huge compliment. Well, you're stunningly beautiful. Thank you. I get asked that a lot. It's a compliment. I think it's a great, it's a great compliment. And in the lab. People ask me if I watch a lot of porn. Every time we go around the room. They're like, John, are you a porn watcher? I can just tell. I'm a porn star. I've been watching. I get porn extra. A lot of men come in and say they cannot get morning wood or they come in and they'll talk about sex, which I think is really important because today, every 30 something, 20 something, even 50 something, people are afraid to talk about their sex life. I mean, the hardcore part of it. So I appreciate when people come in and they say, can you help me? So I draw blood. I work with the top rated physician in Beverly Hills. My office is in Beverly Hills and we really treat everyone. I would say the majority of my clients, they're, they're all considered quote unquote young. And I think it's important because today we live in a fast society. Everybody wants to get off fast, fuck a lot more, have so much fun, be ready at a moment's notice. Right. And sometimes we can't perform the way we want, the way in porn. No matter how old you are. Yes. And I provide that. I provide that because we should be able to have the best orgasms, the best climax, the hottest sex. And especially, I mean, I talk about morning wood because. I love morning wood. I love morning wood. I have so many men that come in and say that. And they're, it's the best. Aren't we the best listeners? Yeah. Yeah. I can't even be funny. I'm so intrigued. I just want you to make a pill. I want you to make a pill to go around traffic faster. Can you do that one? I need that kind of pill. That's what gives you the orgasm, right? Exactly. If I can get to downtown in 10 minutes, I will freaking. I'll come. I will. Insanely. I do door-to-door service as well. So I come, I go to a lot of celebrities. I go to a lot of celebrities' homes and treat people, food allergies, so on and so forth. Long story short, I had an athlete who did not have morning wood. He said, Amy, I can't get morning wood. It's been 30 days. And he said, I'm really embarrassed. I haven't told anyone. And he had a multi-million dollar contract. He was performing with hundreds of people behind him, paying all these people. And this poor guy, he couldn't get it up. So we did, we did a lot of testing. I found that he had severe food allergies and he had some hormonal issues. He had a nut allergy. Nut allergy. I love you. But how many of us does this happen to, right? It happens to people good and bad. Women come in, they're like, I never had cellulite. I'm getting cellulite. I actually have two porn stars whom I love. And what's the job of a porn star? Look hot, be hot, work hot 24-7. If there's cellulite creeping up, right? I mean, I know guys don't mind. You have a pill for that too? Can I get that pill? Absolutely. Do you have a love handle pill in there? But going back to blowjobs. Why don't we? Why don't we? We've strayed from way too long now. Talking about giving head, I think all women should love to give head and I think it's a service that... Ro. Right? Yeah, I like it. I mean, I feel like... I love it. It's fine. Wrong answer. It's fine. Let's not talk about turkey. It's fine. I like turkey. Fine. Yeah, I mean, I'm fine. It's awesome. Kosh Becky is like the best thing ever. Here's how it goes with a scorecard. If a woman is not giving head, is she getting anal? So are you open to anal if you're not open to... Well, my boyfriend is 330 pounds and 6'7 and black and white in a size 15 shoe. We're going to have to ease into that. No pun intended. Okay, no pun at all. You got any lubrication in there? I'm going to require some massive jewelry for that one. Like a ring. Like dedication for life. I've got a couple things. I'm going to have to pour you over there. I know you do. And we are not going to... He is very excited. We have to hold out. That is the special hole. You know what I would recommend for you? In all honesty, the thing that would work the best... Anal ease. No, do not use anal ease. I know. I heard it's dangerous. No, the reason you don't use it... Why is it dangerous? Anal sex. No, anal sex is awesome. But the thing is, anal ease numbs that area. Yeah. And it's not supposed to hurt. It's going to feel uncomfortable a bit. There's three... Uncomfortable. There are three layers, three muscles that your dick has to get through before it gets somewhere it doesn't hurt anymore. So it's just a moment. But with a dick that big, the problem that you're going to have, you use anal ease, he's going to rip it and you're not going to know. Oh my God. You don't want to do that. You want to be able to feel everything that's going on and you will relax naturally. I say... Tequila. Three glasses of wine. I'm going to throw some tequila. We were on the same... I'm going to throw some tequila. No, that makes all the difference. What kind of wine? Red wine works the best. Red wine. It does work the best. It does work the best. No, seriously. You know what it does? There's a difference between red and white. It does make a difference in your anal and your sphincter muscles. And it's less sugar. And noxious. And there's anti-oxidant. It's great. It's great. It's good for your heart. It'll make your heart to be strong. You'll be very excited to hear that. Oh, just a bottle of wine. Yeah, there you go. I hope he's listening right now. Yeah, there you go. That's... Start with the bottle. And the nice thing is it starts thinner and it gets wider as you go. Where'd that cork go? No, don't use the cork. You don't want things that can get lost, honey. Oh, my God. I know that. Oh, Amy, the sex scientist. Let's educate Ro a little bit more. Ro, I want you to come to my office. When I come in here and draw blood, we'll do a full panel. But, I mean... You keep drawing blood so much. I know. I'm so scared. You're terrifying me. I haven't even got my cholesterol checked. Can we just start with that? Can we draw blood today? I wish I did not bring my phlebotomy kit. Oh, because we were... Phlebotomy? Phlebotomy kit. I didn't bring it in. But I will bring it in next time and we will draw. We will draw. Phlebotomy. That would have been really fucking hot. I could do that, too, but I don't do that. Phlebotomy, phlebotomy, get on top of me. I would totally do it. Would you guys, if Amy had it with her today, would you allow her to take your blood to test and see what's going on with you and what could enhance your sex life? If I could have a shot, I'd probably pass out. If I get juice in a cookie, then, yeah, I guess it's more different than donating. We can hook you up. You need a cookie. The juice is analese and the cookie is analese. Can we bring Miss Melrose back? And that's how you get booked again. See that, JJ? That's how you get booked again. Right? You see juice in cookie demands? All right, Amy. I don't know if you'd be able to draw blood after Miss Melrose gave me a dance. Well, we have to draw it from your penis. I was just going to say. I was just going to say. There's all your veins have collapsed except the ones between your legs. And that happens a lot. Oh, my God. Amy, would you like a water? Oh, thank you. You know what? I would love a water. I think I've stolen her water. That's why. I think you needed it. Let's get a few waters in here for everybody. But I think, guys, these are the best blowjobs, right? The best blowjobs and an incredible head and just deep throat action. And that's the most important thing, right? Amen. Okay. So, right? I'm not listening. What are the odds? One in 47 women do this. Do what? I know them. Can you believe it? I know them. One in 47 women get head? Can you believe it? No, that's not true. I know them. That's not true. Absolutely. And what's so interesting Are you serious? Yeah. Have you read Cosmo? I would go around town and I would, you know, go to clubs and have fun and a lot of people that knew I was a scientist would approach me to make different things. So, when I started making Candy Cane O, my blowjob product, I could not believe how many people were asking me for a product like that. So, I feel really blessed to have it out. But I think a lot of the top testers and testimonials or people that use it, they can have all kinds of sex. They can use it with toys and because it's spring, I always say, how can you amplify your favorite sex toy or give better head, right? Because most women, they don't deep throat. They can't. They don't know how, right? This is a handicap, right guys? I don't know any of those women. Luckily, the odds are a little higher. I guess I'm just, because of the industry I'm in, like everybody I know sucks dick except for Ro. Well, they have to. No, Ro sucks. It just, reluctantly, right? No, she'll, she'll, Ro likes it. Ro will teach you how to suck. That's the thing about Ro. She'll teach you how to suck. I said this before. I did a bit at a show where I said, I took a fellatio workshop and I heard, what? And it was my boyfriend in the background. That's a bad sign. She got a refund. That's what I thought. She doesn't suck like she took a workshop. I would love to do some experiments with you, Ro. We do, I mean, I do real experiments. Not on film. I can't do it on film. First, we're going to drop you. All of a sudden, I'm in Amy's like, what is it, those educational videos? Like, what not to do? You're my guinea pig. You'll be my guinea pig for now. So wait, does this pill, does it do something to your mind where all of a sudden you're like, man, I took that pill and all of a sudden I want to suck some guy's dick? Give one to John. Oh, God. Yeah, you trick your friends at a party? Check this out, Billy. Tim's going to be sucking dick in about 45 minutes. Yeah, that's it. I served my wife red wine, three glasses with a pill in each one. Perfect, perfect. Just like, exactly like Ginger said, right? You serve the wine and there's no interactions with candy cano, so you'll get anal, you'll get oral, you'll get everything. Now, do we need a prescription for this? What is candy cano? It's a diaphoretic and it's basically, it works with your mucous membrane, so it needs saliva in order to work. So you take the pill, you bite down on the pill and it's used a lot in porn, which I love. I have some great testimonials. You take it, you bite down, it mixes with your own saliva. Let's say you want your woman to have a G-spot orgasm. As soon as it touches your saliva and you start eating her out, she can achieve a G-spot, even if she never could before. So it's really helpful in that way. And you have samples? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. All right, well show us some goodies. I do have a date tonight. This is going to be awesome. I'm excited for your date. And for men, it goes down into the von Stefferen. So basically, where your penis is, where your penis is, where the penis shaft is, the von Stefferen's, and you know, basically, where your little hole is in your gigantic penis, you need it to be completely fulfilled. Your entire shaft, and I was talking about this the other day on a show, the nine top rules of a blowjob. We should go through all nine. Yeah, what are the nine top rules? Somewhere in there is make sure you pay attention to everything. Mm-hmm. I heard have water. Let it out at a ponytail holder. I heard water at a ponytail holder. At a ponytail holder. That applies to both. Maybe it's not. Anyway, Ro, don't worry. You can bite down. At a black light. That's my rule. I like black lights. Maybe a towel because Ro's a spitter. We're going to keep Ro around for a long time. I'm just going to chew one of these little vitamins right now. So, now, how could I try this out? Hey, honey, can you come in here with your wiener for a bit? I have a mask you could put on. No one will know it's you. No, I want to see. I want to bite down on it. Show your nipples. I bite into it. Show your nipples. Yes, and you talked about Christy Canyon earlier. Christy has discussed in the past that she has had the best G-spot in her life with Candy Kano. And I think, to me, it's amazing because it's really about having something that's natural. Most things you can't take with drugs and alcohol. This is completely safe. So, you could do a mess. Even if you're taking prescriptions. What does it do? Good. What does it do in your body? I am a big fan of organics, so this is great. This is great. So, what happens with guys? Let me just, really quickly, so, because Ro, I don't want to leave her out of this, and she'll leave very quickly in this subject. So, you said it can make a girl have the best G-spot orgasm ever. So, if I were to bite down on one and then lick Ro's pussy, she would have the best G-spot orgasm ever. Within three, it works within three seconds. So, what would happen is you would start to feel, if you've never felt. I believe it. I believe her. I know you want to try and get, come on, Ro. I've been on the subway and it's, I've been on the subway and it's, No, no, no. If you think it's Lady Park, stay inside. Lady, I know what you're trying to do. Snaky ginger. Don't make your brother have to sign. This stuff sounds awesome. Like, I would bathe in this. Like, I would just. You're some of the best scientists ever. Amy, Julio needs a lifetime to thrive. Do you sell it in five gallon pails by any chance? Julio, you will be also in my experimental lab. I promise. You have to drop blood, right? I don't need blood. But I can have other kinds of samples too. Other feelings? JJ has some right now, right JJ? Yeah. I used to work in a lab and men could never take me seriously. I was running experiments and men would never take me seriously. I would wear no makeup. I would wear a bra minimizer. I never understood what was going on. So of all the clinical work I've done. That smile, those lips, that beautiful face, those eyes, the rest of the whole package. A bra minimizer. I was like, what? I pushed them out. Central voice too? The voice is not. The voice is not. Exactly. She's like, I put on glasses and a plaid skirt. I don't understand what the problem is. But so I think it's great to lend science to sexual science. I think it's great. My favorite, favorite women are women just like Ginger because they can help with experiments, help me create new things. And I really do it all day, you know? And when it comes to hormones, the more G-spot orgasms, women have, the higher their testosterone goes and the more they want to fuck. So what happens when your G-spot is not stimulated or you can't find it? By the way, that's not the guy's fault. Women that can't find their G-spot, right? They need to listen to Ginger, learn from Ginger, find it, use it, right? But when women don't have the G-spot, then they don't want to fuck. And it's a big circle, right? And guys are like, but I want to fuck tonight. Yeah, travesty. And then no head. You get no head. I'm here to help you. We'll go together. Stay in the game. You had mentioned... And that's how wars happen. Yeah. That's how wars happen. You should take our product internationally. But I like how you said you have a lot of testimonials. I think one would be that engagement ring you have. Clearly, you know what you're doing. Have you seen the silence? Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, I saw it when you walked in. Holy cow. When Ginger first met me, we talked about my blowjob lips, which they're 100% real. And everyone, whenever they would meet me or guys would meet me and they would say things, I don't know, maybe I was just meant to do this with my living, but I love it. I love it. And when people say, are you a porn star? I'm like, no, but I do make products for them. Thank you. Because who doesn't love porn, right? Another problem out there. John likes porn. John likes free porn. Do we say I like free porn? Well, we don't like free porn. Unfortunately, we only have about 10 minutes left in the show. So just let us know some of the products that you have and where we can find them. Guys, I know that... And when you're going to clone yourself. Yeah. How that science is coming along. Well, I started... Misengaged blowjob lips. I just want to talk about how incredibly hot I am and how I know everything about sex, but I'm taken. And you know what? I have a sister who's available. And I have a lot of women that I work with the clinical trials that they really need a fuck partner. Some women need a one-night stand. Hello. Some women need to have monogamous sex. And, you know, I mean, people laugh, but when they come to my center... KJ White snake. Just having fun. They're one of the sex... They're my Twitter. OG comedy. These guys are totally available for market research. I want you guys to tell me your best blowjob experience. If we can do on-air, off-air, I would love to bring some products. And, Ginger, I have tons of gifts for you. So at thesexscientist.com, I have toys. Everything's 70% off. Candy Cano is there. But I started this company years ago because why do you have to pay $100 for a sex toy? Why can't you get it for $10? That's what I do. If you want to fuck, if you want to try things, don't go to a retail store. Yeah, they're expensive. Don't go to thesexscientist.com. Everything's rated. It's only top stuff, but it's for cheap, cheap. And it's another thing about spring, right? I brought Ginger. Oh. Flowers of course. Flowers. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. It's a company. Congratulations, 30 years. I love you. I have to come back with the needles and all these things. It's like your cankle tattoo. Oh my God. I know. You can come back. Come on, way back around. That looks like my ankle. Yeah. Thank you so much. It's an Easter burger. That's it, my God. I brought it for your next show, let's say this week, next week. It is the Pleasure Hunt. They're little, it's for Easter. Look, it's like Easter eggs, right? Easter. Easter eggs, right? But inside are fun little treasures and naughty things to do. It's a little game. You find the little egg. You do all kinds of fun stuff with each other. Or when the guest comes in, they pick one. We can have them all year. That's great. Ginger did a movie called The Pleasure Hunt. I did a movie called The Pleasure Hunt. It's one of my favorite films I've ever done. Ginger fact. But let me ask. Can I ask all the men here? I just want to know your number one rule for the best blowjob you ever got. Anybody? Anybody? I just want to know. Like you have to say one. Stevie's jumping in. Stevie, you're the next. Giving them or we getting them? You're, well, either or. Whatever you want. You can weigh in on both. You can weigh in on both. Okay, no cracked teeth. Perfect. Number one. You know, it's an unspoken rule. I say hashtag dog. I say no teeth. I say no teeth. Is there another rule you have? Because that was a... That was an obvious one. I'll cut you down. It's gotta feel good. Deep throat. You have to have deep throat, right? Who doesn't? It's good, but you know what? It depends. I mean, if you get it, it's okay. But sometimes when you're giving it, it hurts. If the guy's really fat, if he's got a lot of girth, Thank you. shoving it down your throat actually hurts. I heard something pop once. Like I shoved it in there and I wasn't sure if I'd be able to speak again. F and amen. You're a champ. Thank you, Stevie. That's what I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna tell, go to it till I hear something pop. Yeah, that's not true. I don't think that's how you wanna end that. Is that a cracked tooth? Get outta here. That was part of the tooth cracking, right? Julio, I'm curious. Julio, what's your rule? Number one. You gotta give me, what's your number one? She's gotta be sloppy. Like it can't be too clean. I want her to get in there and get dirty. You know, nice little sloppy, some hand action in there too. Yes. You know, it can't just be just the mouth. Yeah. Sometimes no hands is cool too. Like no hands. Yeah. Nice. Don't you love women should, women listening, men listening. If you're getting head, make sure the person giving it, don't tie the hands down unless the guy requests it. It might be illegal. That's a whole other thing. I personally like that. I like to be hard tied in there. Don't hold them against their will. In my defense. In my defense. We're playing a game. And the game was, no, I got, I rolled the dice and then I got the card. The card said to blindfold her entire hands and then she was laying down. And not let her escape. No, it totally, we actually, I actually got a nickname out of this. It said, it said slap Pistol Pete on her face and do what you want until you're done. So now it's called Pistol Pete, which is pee pee for short. It makes me feel like a little kid at that point. What did you say? I am tweeting you that. Pistol Pete. Is there anybody else that has a favorite? Oh, I love it when, I think it was important that he said, use your hands also. You said no hands for a second there, right? No, I said they can do no hands too. Yeah, but the sloppiness was the, was my favorite actually. When you say sloppy, you mean like lubricated, right? Yeah, like a lot of space. I think pushing your- I've had blow jobs where it's like she's going to start a fire at one point. I'm like, oh, wait a minute. You saw smoke, right? The thing that you get is when people want you to talk, they want you to stick it in your throat and talk to them. That's just that girl. They're like, tell me something. I'm like, aw. You're dating the wrong sex. I really like girls. It's the moaning. It's the moaning. It feels great. The moaning feels great. The vibration, right? Yes. Eye contact's really important. Eye contact. Eye contact is perfect. It's really important. Yes. Super important and that's number five on the top nine rules of a- What about knowing somebody? Is that on the- That would be number one. I was about to say that. Right? Eye contact, eye contact. If it's a one night stand, don't look at me. I don't know you. I don't know you. Don't look at me. I don't know you. Here's the nine rules. Okay, okay. Let's do the nine rules. Number nine, swallow, don't spit. Spitters are quitters. We know that. That is. I agree. That's going to be your new hashtag. That's what I tell her. Spitters are quitters. That's a shirt. That's a shirt right there. Use K and a K now. Use K and a K now. Okay. Number eight, make occasional eye contact. Okay. Right? Best of both worlds. Actually, you don't know- He's the man. Number seven. Julio's thing is make occasional contact. That's what I really want to talk to everybody. Number seven, deep throat. Deep throat as best as you can. Right? Number six. Little tip. Give a little tip for deep throating. She's got a secret. Plug the nose. No, it works for everything. Take your hand, put all five fingers out. Curl your thumb inside your fingers, wrap it around. It's a fist with your thumb on the inside. That's all it takes. When you're sucking cock and you're deep throating, this is the little secret. I do this as soon as I start to deep throat and I can't get it all the way down. It didn't work for you? Keep trying. It works. Jenny's like, I tried five times. That's amazing. Is that like a distraction? I can't. I don't know what it is. I can't brush my teeth. I can't brush my teeth without gagging. Really? But I can deep throat my man's cock and this is my secret. That's my secret. It also helps when you're chopping onions to not crush. Oh, I think. Ginger, what's your number one? That's it. What's your number one? You know, probably to enjoy the entire cock. You're amazing. Is that number one? That's number five. Whoa. Use the entire, the balls, everything. The cock. I use the... The spot between the asshole and the cock. The taint. The taint. The whole thing. I use my hands. I use my tits. I use... A blow job is not just my mouth. A blow job is a whole interactive thing and it lasts as long. And it melts my mouth. I worship the cock. That's what I do. That's it. Worship the cock. And Julio, number four. Don't be afraid to get messy. Messy, messy. Ah. This is good. That's number four. Oh, yeah. I beat you. Let me ask you, is number three breathing? Is that in there? Number three... It's so funny how they... You have to breathe through this. Number three, let the hands roam of the partner who you're giving to... Some guys like to pull the hair. They like to... Let guys have to get off the way they need and let them do whatever they want, right? Even if they're taking your head and they're just shoving it down and... I love that. I do too. My man'll grab the back of my head sometimes and like... Me too. I'm gagging and he won't let it up. And I just have to take it all the way back down. That could be considered one of the things. At that point, you take your other hand, closing your thumb. Yeah, baby. Give it to me. That's what I'm talking about. Self-defense fist. What's the other one? Number two is when you notice the pelvic thrusting, he's close. So go harder or keep at where you are. Some women. I can vouch for that one. Do you guys ever notice some women, just when it's getting great, they kind of like mess up. What is that? Right? You want it to last. If they're not, if they don't last long, I'll pull back. Can I get a couple more minutes? Yeah, I don't want to come too fast either. Number one. Number one. Number one. Pay attention to everything and get nasty if you need whatever that takes. Very important. Very important. Yes, absolutely. Listen to it. Just like Ginger said. Ginger was number one. Ginger, of course. No, I was number five. What you were saying. I was saying do everything. Use everything. Use the pay attention. That's pay attention. Okay, so maybe, yeah. Well, cock sucking is one of my favorite things to do. And unfortunately, oh my God, the time. It's like the two hours just flies. Amy, the sex therapist, what is your website again? The website is thesexscientist.com. Toys. You can ask me questions. We can do hormones. But I'll be in with fun gifts and stuff for you guys. I have for one show, I hope you use it, a mold. It's cock molding. Oh. With soap, though. So whoever molds it has to go home and like rub a dub dub. Clone a willy. It's amazing. I love it. Honey, I want to clone your willy. And turn it into soap. And turn it into soap. And make it a candle. I am so going to do that. And is it a candle at the end? Yeah, you can make it a candle, but it's soap. So you can also use it in your shower for soap. It's amazing. Wouldn't you love to see your man's mold everywhere? And we can get this at thesexscientist.com. And candycanoesatthesexscientist.com. I would love to. And how much does the candy? Can you tell us? Yeah, candycanoesatthesexscientist.com is $13 a vial. Wow. It's three servings. Or if you're, you know, having sex with three people, you can use one vial. It's sold everywhere. But honestly, the best two websites for discounts are giggles.com. They have it at 70% off. And candycanoesatthesexscientist.com. And then last but not least, thesexscientist.com. And you guys, I'm bringing tons in for you. Whatever I have today is all yours. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. I got to take it. You're expensive. Tell us about it. I was about to ask you if you take credit card. I hope you got the square on your phone. We want to thank Amy, the sex scientist, for coming in. You are absolutely wonderful. Go to thesexscientist.com. We want to thank JJ Whitehead. Follow him on Twitter. Thanks for having me. Thank you. I feel I've learned so much. I'm going to follow you. Follow him on Twitter, JJ Whitesnake. And Julio. And Julio Gonzalez. What is your Twitter? That is OG Comedy. OG Comedy. Yes. Thank you so much for coming in, sweetheart. I hope you had a really good time. I did. You were fantastic. Thank you. John Shefsky. How's it going? Oh, yeah. What's the name of the show? I think so. What's the name of the show? Oh, man. Thank you so much for coming in. Oh, thank you so much. It was a blast. Did you have a good time? I had a blast. Wonderful. Thank you guys so much. Where can we follow you, find you? You can go at Shefsky. It's Twitter. It's S-H-E-F-S-K-Y. Thank you so very much. Any shows coming up in the near future in the L.A. area? Yes, but I don't remember what they are, so no plugs here. We'll go to at Shefsky. Just check my Twitter and see what joke I say it for. Check it out. There you go. And I want to thank Stevie for being here today. You're wonderful. Stevie. And as always, Ro De La Grazie. Where are you going to be? Ice House, Beaumont. Follow me. Follow you where? Who are you? At Ro De La Grazie. 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