Pope resignation, church scandals, Paterno defense

I forgot to go out on a Ken August show, but he'll be up. This is my life, let's go crazy. Why do you people come to me? This is my life, my life, my life, my life, my life. You're a bitch. This is my life. No respect. No respect. This is my life. No respect. This is my life. My life, my life, my life, my life. Let me just go. Let's go crazy. This is my life. Why do you people come to me? This is my life. My life, my life, my life, my life. You're a bitch. This is my life. You're a bitch. Yeah, well, I was slowing down because I forgot about station ID, so I just kind of kept going. All right, let's get back into it right now. All right. Hold on. So what are we doing right here? Coming back in with what? A new topic? Welcome back to the Ken August Show. We are live at Skid Row Studios. Real radio on the internet. That is fantastic. So the man with the large hat stepped down this week. Abe Lincoln? I thought he was dead. He is, and he died, I believe, killing vampires, I believe is how that. I saw a movie recently. What a gentleman. He was killing some vampires. Surprised Spielberg made that movie. So the Pope. I don't know if you guys have heard this story. Yes, different hat. Same size. Different hat. The Pope. 85-year-old Pope Benedict stepped down. Let's listen to this from Newsy. Pope Benedict the 16th announced that he will resign at the end of this month, citing his age and his physical fatigue. USA Today says Pope Benedict, whose real name is Joseph Ratzinger, has been considering stepping down for months, sourcing the Pope's brother. Okay, so by the way, that's the Pope's older brother. That is true. Older brother. So they're sourcing the older guy to find out why the younger, spry 85-year-old, Pope, is not feeling so young. So the Pope stepped down, claimed he was feeling a little old. So eight years after they made a 77-year-old man Pope, the Pope feels old. I feel like somebody should have seen this coming. Yeah, like everyone? Everybody should have seen this coming. He is the first Pope to voluntarily resign in almost 600 years. Good. Voluntarily, by the way, because apparently the last Pope to resign did so because there was multiple Popes. Can the Popes just resign in general? Can we just like have Pope be resigned as a whole thing? No. They don't want extra Popes. They don't want extra Popes. First of all, do you have any idea why the Pope changed? Why does somebody change their name when they become the Pope? I don't know. It's a stage name. A stage name is nice. When you get to wear the Technicolor Dreamcoat like that, you might want to go with the stage name. Like why does Jay-Z go by that instead of Sean Carter? Because no one wants to yell, Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! Sean Carter! stage name weren't nominated to the stage name. Like, I mean, they didn't get nominated to be an entertainer. That'd be weird though, wouldn't it? How so? If we nominated our entertainers, we're like, you know what? This week I want Ken August to be our country singer. That would be a horrible decision. That is a horrible decision. I don't know who's doing this voting in your head, but that is a fucking horrible decision. Yeah, you should fire that person. I'm done. Some people think, you know, some people think he's stepping down for other reasons. When I say some people, I am among those some people. I think, have you seen or heard anything about the documentary that just came out? It was already actually at the end of last year. It was in limited theaters and now it came out. I believe it's called Mia Maxima Culpa, something along those lines. And it is basically deals with the church scandal and the cover up of all the molestations or some of the molestations. So it's a comedy. It is not. Not that funny. As a matter of fact, I tried to, Mia Maxima Culpa, that is the name of it. And it just aired. It was an HBO documentary. And it deals with certain cases. Specifically deals with one starting in the 50s with a priest who is molested, has molested and admitted to it over 200 deaf children in a specific school. He didn't just go around looking for deaf children. It was in a school where these kids specifically were. That'd be so weird if that was his thing. It's like, Val's easy to sneak up on. Oh, there you go. At least you made him German. That seems more accurate. At least from my Jewish ears, that seems more accurate. I mean, yeah. No, first of all, this guy was, besides being fucking horrible, he was preying on these kids that were in this, you know, these kids with this handicap at that point in time that were in this school specifically for kids with hearing problems. And some of these kids couldn't necessarily communicate. Some of them could. You know, some of them knew sign language very well. Other ones were not. Not very good at communicating yet. And he would prey on these kids. And it was known. I mean, there had been, there had been actual priests. When this guy would leave, somebody else would come in for a while. If this guy had a week off or whatever, somebody else would come in and the kids would tell this person. And this person would go write a letter to the Vatican. And they would be like, well, maybe we should do a private investigation and maybe we should keep it quiet. And we reserved. We reserved a right to, you know, not tell the police. Did they tie it back to Ratzinger and specifically? Well, here's what ended up happening. I, I'm not positive about that case, although I believe that case. Yes. As a matter of fact, yes. Here's what ended up happening. They ended up writing. Someone wrote a letter requesting they get this guy the hell away from children. And Ratzinger didn't answer. Now, under Pope John Paul, Ratzinger became the cardinal in charge of basically all these cases, all disciplinary action. So all molestation cases. Went to Ratzinger. And he came out with, first of all, for this specific case, they wrote a letter at least once asking to deal with this guy. And Ratzinger never responded. Months and months later, the second in command in his office responded with, keep it quiet. Do your own investigation or have the church do their own investigation. Don't tell anybody. Keep it in house and we'll figure out what to do if we have to remove him. Yes. Then in response to that, and I can pause if you want to express some sort of disgust because I had to walk away from the movie for a little bit because I was just so fucking outraged. They end up, the second in command again, still Ratzinger writes nothing. There's no way he doesn't know about this because it's being sent to his office. So his second in command, you know, writes, okay, keep everything private and we'll figure out what we have to do. So the actual accused priest then writes a letter. To that same office. Pretty much admitting it or admitting it and saying, look, I'm old. I would just like to die with my dignity as a priest and my reputation as a priest. So, you know, just let this go and keep it quiet and let me just retire. If by dignity you mean die with your Jimmy cut off and stuff down your throat, sure, I'm happy with that. Yes. And they decided that was a fair, fair plan. Let this guy die. Let this guy who's been raping children die with his dignity. Let Christopher Dorner released into Vatican City. I'm fine with that. I mean, how fucking disgusting is it? It is so outrageously disgusting. And the thing is, is it's it's bad enough that there's horrible, horrible people doing these horrible, horrible things. But now it's being covered up by the people at the top, at the very top. So first of all, for me to even assume and I know people dig in their heels when I, you know, I'll bring up my buddy who's I use as an example the other day when talking with someone. I have a friend who he's not a very religious man. Grew up, I believe, Catholic, but not a very religious man. You know, at this point in time, he's more of a logical thinking individual. When I say that, I am not saying that everybody who's religious, but I'm saying it's not logical. But I am saying that if you brought up miracles or things along those lines, some of the more mythical stories that you would hear in the Bible, this guy's not buying that word for word. He doesn't believe they got two of every animal and put him on a boat somewhere. He doesn't believe shit like that. However. Whenever a scandal comes up and it gets anywhere near the pope, that is where he wants to draw the line. I mean, you can be watching this movie about all this other shit going on and all the cover ups. And once you get to the pope and it started back before John Paul left, I remember, you know, I'll make you once a scandal comes up. I'll make my share of pope jokes. And I don't certainly don't think it's just one. Religion that's crooked because I can tell you, you know, the canter in my temple is in prison for doing something very similar. However, I made a pope joke. Shit ain't funny to him right there. He immediately doesn't matter. He forgets all the facts that he already knew and goes with. No, no, he's a good man. He's a good man. Be careful with the pope jokes. I'm going to punch him in the face. Why don't I have to be? If I meet you, friend, I will happily at least pinch you. Pinch you hard. You got to be careful in this town. That's easily a lot of people would like that. So. You may specifically get a pinch out of the deal. But for some reason, there is always a desire, even though people logically know, hey, you know what? This has been there's no way you're getting all the way through the higher ups of the church and not knowing that these people have to be aware of this problem. This is not a one person problem. This is not a well, there's been those two priests over the histories. You know, this has been a an ongoing problem that has been covered up by the people at the top. Yet there is. There is a desire somehow to try to. I think I think it is a natural instinct to protect what you grew up believing by saying, well, no, the guy, the guy in charge is all right. He's good. No, no, he's not. Yeah. Clearly the head of Blackwater. He's, you know, has no problems with them whatsoever. Well, the president of Monsanto, that guy, you know, he actually he just likes growing food. No. Well, it's not the president of anything. It is. He grew up. You know, he grew up Catholic. So when all this horrible shit happens, he can't deny that this horrible shit happens. But he wants he grew up at least revering the pope. And so the only thing I'm assuming you can hang on to. And this is nothing that I brought to his attention. I said, you realize you'd always draw the line at the pope. No matter who the pope is, you like to go. Oh, the pope's a good man. I go, let me tell you right now. And I don't have a lot of facts on John Paul, but I would bet everything I have that he knew what was going on as well. Because. Because the man right below him knew Ratzinger, the guy who's now pope, certainly knew. And here's another disgusting thing that he did as cardinal with this position that he had of being in charge of all these molestation cases. He put out a decree. He specifically put out an order that every single case like this has to be kept secret until 10 years after the victim turns 18. What what sense does that make? Well, do you want what? Real sense? Does that make or what sense could he pretend that makes? Well, first of all, I think the whole reason is it's much easier if you have a kid that there's pictures of versus you have a 28 year old man. There's a picture of you don't care about. Let's be let's be clear. No one cares if a 28 year old man gets molested. Well, you know, I'm 28. You saw pictures of me. You're like that guy got must be like and whatever. He's a weirdo. You know, why would he not just walk away from it? No, no. He's not saying there's nobody accusing any 28 year old of anybody. Molested. Molesting a 28 year old. What he's saying is if you are 18, he's saying if somebody was molested when they're 10, that stays secret until he is 28 years old. What is their reasoning behind that? What do you know? The reason they said that the reason that they gave that was this is an in-house matter. And and we will decide how we need to deal with it. And it is. And I mean, basically, he worded it in every other possible way than to say. Hey, that's when, you know, that's when perhaps a lot of the expiration dates will on this crime will be up. Religious exemption is a guy out the window. A religion is not a nonprofit 5013 see a bull thing. It's garbage. Now, if a religious group has a charitable organization that does charitable good charitable work. Great. But the actual thing just being, hey, no, we don't know. You guys are just as you do your own whatever. And we have nothing to do with you. Hacks those dudes and just punch. Just I would head kick Ratzinger if I could. I'm not. I can't because he's in a nice little box. But if you put me in a cage with Ratzinger, like I'd give him a couple of head kicks and then choke him out. I do believe and choke him out. Who's like who likes MMA more than you? I do believe that he gets to keep his poke mobile, but he has to return the innocence of the children that he likes. I mean, I'm done with it. It is. It is shocking that. Somebody. I mean, it is known there's things that are known or these things that are. We know that he made that. There is a letter from him that says, keep this inside. How powerful is your organization when even though the police have a letter of you saying, hey, obstruct justice until it's too late for them to do anything about it? How fucked up is that when the police still can't do anything like, well, he's high up in the church. Throw him in jail. Let let the prison system. Let that internal what they do to the to the kid rapers in prison. Let him work it out. Traditionally, then your buddy who's like, well, it stops at the pope. Guess what? He wasn't always the pope. Now you have to work here. They promote from within. They don't just go out and like, find like, hey, you work at Kmart. Want to be our pope? That is. Yeah, that is why there's just there's too many cases of not only it happening, but of cover up. And that that is where you have to go. You can't get that high up without knowing what's going on. I mean. If it was an occasional case of this person does something horrible and then they found out and they got rid of him. And this person did. So even if it was scattered cases here or there, the church has been around for thousands of years and it contains so many people. You go, there are going to be some horrible people that have infiltrated your system. Fair enough. But the people that are supposed to be preaching these morals, these are the people that are covering it up. And that is I mean, I don't know another way around that. I have no idea. Now they got to pick another one. Tough job. To come in as this pope. People will say, too, that, oh, hey, well, I'm a Catholic. It's not Catholicism that's bad. It's these people that are bad. Well, when the head of your church, the number one guy, the anointed by God, when that man specifically has documented, has been documented covering stuff up. How do you then go? Well, you know, the head of everything was covering up child molestation. But Catholicism is OK. It's they're not. People want to disconnect the religion. They want to disconnect the religion. Well, in this specific instance where the pope is the word of God, they're not disconnected. The pope is not supposed to be infallible, though, is he? Isn't that the whole reason why everyone was afraid of Kennedy being president? They were worried he would take orders from the pope. Yeah. Yeah. And he specifically had to come out and say that will not be the case. But yeah, that was one reason. Yes. I mean, isn't that the basic idea? The pope says this is what the word of God is through my holy whatever the dealie. Yeah. 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Tune into the call sheet Saturday nights, 8 to 9 p.m. And I promise to sound like I'm always on Queen Ludes. Welcome back to the Ken August Show live at Skid Row Studios. Real radio on the internet. So we're talking about the Pope. And what does a Pope do? What does a former Pope do? There haven't been really a lot of, I think he's the second Pope, third Pope maybe ever to resign. Do you know how many Popes there's been, by the way? No. Too many Popes. 265, I want to say. That's a lot of Popes. 265 recognized Popes. I guess there were a few. There was the masked Pope, the unknown comic Pope. He was a good one. I was looking up how they select the new Pope, which basically I pretty much only know stuff like that from like Dan Brown novels. Okay. They do do the, lock the Pope, lock the Cardinals into the church and then basically say you can't come out until you get two thirds. You can't come out until you get two thirds of a vote for who's Pope. It's like, it's like making the hall of fame, I think. Oh yeah. That sounds fantastic. That must be the most wild party. Guys, we're going to lock in here and discuss who gets to wear the hat. Can you, you know, here's the thing is you, there has to be crazy politicking going on back there. I mean, you like to think of it as just, well, here are a bunch of older gentlemen who in theory have the, you know, the church's best interest in mind. On the other hand. You know, there's not going to be an American Pope anytime soon because other countries don't like America. They're watching like highlight videos. Like how good is he at lying about the kid touching? He has a good look, put on his reel, put on Joe Schmoe's reel. He's good reel. Joe Schmoe. Now, if his name was Joe Schmoe, I would understand why the Pope would change his name. That would make sense. His name's Carl. You can't have Carl the Pope. No. Marcellus. I want a Marcellus. That would be nice. That would be nice. Pope Marcellus is pretty cool sounding. Guys, we have Pope Carl Johnson in studio. Hey, fellas, how you doing? God and, you know, there's a trinity. This is fantastic. Thanks for having me. So they do the smoke thing as well. Somebody, they pull the bong out and when they vote and they don't get two thirds, it's like black smoke, I think. And then when they do, they put the white smoke out. How great would that be if that actually was the white smoke? Is it just them being like, we win. And then it's a victory smoke. Then it's all like a massive. Yeah. Yeah. You hear that? That would be nice. That would be very, very nice. Pope Snoop Lion the third, y'all. I would have so many less problems with the Pope getting high than the Pope covering up half the shit he's covering up. It would explain the clothes. I'm not sure it would. I'm not sure it would. If I was baked that, if I was super baked and you were like, hey, check out these weird robes and there's gold stitching and you have to wear like a giant hat that looks like a carrot. I'm like, yeah, dude, whatever, bro. The hat? I can see you with the hat, but I'm pretty sure I've seen you crazy high and I'm not sure you would go. Allegedly. You've allegedly seen me crazy high. Yeah. Let me rephrase that. I've seen you wear in my head. You were crazy high and I could see you putting on a huge hat. I was pretty high. I always assumed that was why John Paul leaned forward so much was not because he was old and had Parkinson's was because the hat was too heavy. Oh, he was like, bro, seriously, this hat is ridiculous, guys. Come on. Really? Really? I have to wear this thing? I'm a stoner Californian. You get to wear a little skull cap-y thing and I have to wear this giant collection? Do you have any idea how much gold? Can I get a wafer? This is a starter. Is this your high pope? This is the high. Bro. Seriously. This is a nice high pope. What do you think's in the incense, bro? That is. That is. That's what the cover up was. They were just like, dude, molest. You're killing my buzz, man. With all this molesting. Just tell them it wasn't a thing. It would not be the first thing. It's a thing that the church has killed. They have killed plenty, plenty of people. He's staying. This pope is staying. And it's a lot of pressure for the next pope. He's staying in Vatican City. I think part of that is because you can't prosecute the man if he's in Vatican City. Although, it would be awesome if we declared war on Vatican City. Ugh. That is, which is technically its own country, which doesn't really make any sense. Yeah, that's fine. Luxembourg versus Vatican City. Let's have that war. That'd be nice. That'd be like Fox's celebrity boxing. Perfect. That is great. But he is staying. So, does he change his name back from Pope Benedict? Does he go back to Ratzinger? Oh, interesting. I mean, does Prince go back to being whatever, like... The sign? Yeah, he was like Prince to the sign. He's Prince again, right? He's Prince again. So, the pope can go back to Joe. Does pope have to get out of a record contract? It's not impossible. That is not impossible. That's so weird. They're like, the next day, they're like, hey, what's up, Joe? He's like, I'm the buzz. You're right. I am not him. I am not him. I would not be surprised. I'm not surprised. Well, would you be surprised if all of a sudden, like, on the Oprah network, there's, you know, Dr. Pontiff, he just has to, you know, right now, he just has to learn how to say baby daddy in Latin, and otherwise, he's got a show? Oh, man, that would be great. That would be great. I would actually watch the midday talk show with the pope. Would you really? The popera? Yeah, popera? Oh, man. That would be nice. That would be very, very nice. I mean, I just wish, I really wish that they could just, here's the thing is, do you think, I mean, and they already kind of can, but do you think if they could, if the police could specifically tie some sort of child molestation case to the pope, specifically tie it right there, boom, you either knew about it, or you were jerking off to it in the background, or you covered the guy up, would anybody, how many people lose faith in the religion itself? Or if you still actually have faith in the religion, you're going to find another way to keep it? I don't know. I think. I think that people are so entrenched that you, I mean, you could, I think you could show a video of Pope Joe Ratzinger, and that's his name now, Pope Joe Ratzinger from Germany. Popey Joe. Popey Joe. You could show a video of him rolling around in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit with six-year-olds naked, and people would go, well, you know, it's, but there's still, they would still be Catholic. They would still, like, for Catholicism, Catholicism, Jesus, I can't. Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Spoken like a true Jew, my man. Spoken like a true Jew. By the way, I'm pretty sure, Jeremy, you would get drunk at a place called Popey Joe's. You would get shit-faced at Popey Joe's. Yeah, and it sounds like that place should have, like, potato skins and stuff. Yeah, oh, absolutely. Get great bar menu at Popey Joe's. Lots of sour cream. Oh, yeah, that is sour cream on that. Thank you. That is horrible. I'm a professional. Yeah, yeah. Jeremy would still start a tab. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to meet him over at Popey Joe's. We'll see you at Popey Joe's in about 10 minutes. Guys, it's open mic night at Popey Joe's. Come on out and give us your best Latin hymns. Oh, man, he is, I mean, here's my question. I just, I don't understand. Like, and we talked about this a little on the last segment, where I don't understand if you're keeping your faith fair enough. If you're one of those people that say, I believe in this and I don't want to. I mean, there is a human, I think, a human reaction to, that's why politics and religion, it's not a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's a religion. It's usually, it's great to talk about, but if you go into a conversation with somebody and expect to change their mind, you're kidding yourself. Because people haven't generally gotten this far in life with their thoughts to have one conversation and go, huh, I guess everything I've been thinking is wrong up till now. Well, except for, hold on, hold on, but then how does that explain cults or born again or sky and apologize? People searching for something. Those are not people. Those are not people. That already were, I believe in this. Those are people that are looking for something to believe in. That is quite often why when somebody has an addiction or something along those lines, they just fill it with a different addiction, which I also blame religion on quite often. Have you heard Doug Stanhope's material on Dr. Drew? I have not, but I'll, but tell me because I rip on, I rip on Dr. Drew. Check out Doug Stanhope's album. Before turning the gun on himself, he has a 10 minute rant on Dr. Drew and how bad the whole AA system is. It's fantastic. Oh, that is great. I had, I, I lived with a girl who was in AA for a while and, uh, I don't know how much you know about AA, but she would, I know it's annoying. She called me up from rehab at one point in time, which by the way, makes for a great, makes for a great relationship when your conversations are between you and her time on the phone in rehab. But we were speaking and she, they basically wanted her in this, you know, in AA and as well as some other things and that she was dealing with. And she would read stuff to me. And a lot of it was, Hey, you have to give up. You have to acknowledge that you don't have full control over your life. You got to give it up to God and it's all in God's hands. And you're like, that doesn't make any fucking sense to me. Yeah. AA stands for annoying assholes. I mean, I don't understand. You're telling me that this is all. So can I blame God for me being shit faced the whole time? Because if you want me to give him credit for stuff, then whose fault was it that he had, that I was born with this addiction in the first place? Can we have an AA for Catholicism? We should, we certainly should. But now how do you believe in that? Give yourself up to yourself for taking responsibility for your actions. That is, that is right. Now look how many people will do that. They will, they will replace an addiction with, and a lot of people in that AA would do that. They were, they were constantly drunk. So now. Step number two, acknowledge that Jesus also exists outside of Catholicism. They, they, uh, oh, nice. I mean, they would specifically say, you know, Hey. This problem is out of your hands. Give it up to God. And you're like, I don't, that doesn't make any fucking sense to me. No, take, take responsibility. But it's, you know what? I think in that situation, it's easy. I think it might be easier to transition away from any people from that time period. If they can disassociate and say, you know what? That wasn't me. That was something that wasn't me. And now I'm going to get back to me. I think that it's much harder to acknowledge. Holy shit. That was me. And I have to fix. I have to really fix me. Yeah. I think that might be easier. And if that helps you not, you know, drunk, drink, drink and drive and, you know, beat people. Sure. Well, yes. And if, and if you need to do that to come up with something like that, then that's, you know, if you need a way around or a way to think around certain things in order to have yourself behave correctly, then, then so be it. But when you are replacing your reliance on one thing with a reliance on something else. It's all, it's all, it's all different types of crutches. Everyone has a different types of crutches, whatever it might be. Like I used to eat Del Taco three nights a week. I still do that. Yeah. I mean, Henry and I were good friends. He, I went on vacation to Vegas, went to the Del Taco drive-thru and Henry said to me, Hey Rich, how was Vegas? That's an actual sentence. And I said, it's going okay. How's your, how's your degree in radiology coming? This is the conversation you have at a Del Taco? At the drive-thru. That is. At two in the morning on a Wednesday. That is disturbing. So I went from that to other things that I replaced it with. You all have your crutches. I think that's the same thing that happens here though with Catholicism. You can look, you can stare all the stuff in the face. You can see how things are bad, how certain things are bad about it or bad for you. But eventually it's going, you know what? I need something else other than myself, a place to put my burden and to put my responsibility. And I think that once you, when you've built so much of here's where my burden lies into one thing, even in the face of, hey, even the guy in charge knows about people touching children. The entire foundation of where you place your burden, relies on that. And I think that's hard for people to disconnect. I think it's very hard for people to disconnect, but I still think. They should. Yeah. I mean, here's my problem is, is if you have to replace one thing with another. Okay. But if you're relying on that replacement as much as you were the first thing, eventually that's going to be a problem also. I mean, if you're saying, well, everything I did that, you know, that's not fully my fault, but now, you know, I follow God. Well, that's great. But now you're relying on. You're relying on something else to, to take you from one thing to the other. I think it can solve this entire problem with, uh, with between AA and Catholicism. When it comes to this scandal and all these different things together, here's the solution. All of us go to Joshua tree this weekend and do mushrooms. Come back from that. Everyone will go, oh, oh no, no. You probably shouldn't touch the kids for sure. And, um, I, I see that we're all one together in this great universe. I can see the lines cutting you and me. Let's go out and be friends. So what you're saying is you think the whole church scandal could have been solved. With bringing all of those people to shroom at Joshua tree. Yeah. You were a simple man. How, how, okay. How Joseph Ratzinger or anyone else involved to be able to continue to, it's hard to stomach doing anything negative to other human beings when you've had your third eye open to the connection between all in the universe. So if you take Joseph Ratzinger out there, you give him just a bottle of water, some carne asada and, uh, and some mushrooms for a night out at, out, out at jumbo rock and Joshua tree. He's going to come back. I'm going to come back. He's going to go, Oh maybe it is problem. What is that? He's rushing. Now he's going to come back and he's going to go. Yeah, no, we totally, there were kids being touched. It's wrong. I'm turning myself in because I need to find penance because I've realized that I was touching myself when I was touching that child. Uh, I, I like your theory and mostly because I think I would laugh during the whole trip if somebody was dressed like the Pope. However, to buy your theory, I do have to go with the whole concept. that no child molesters have ever tripped? Mushrooms. Really? Really? You're sticking with that theory? Yeah, I'm going with it. You know what? Here's what I say. I think the ones that still convince themselves that they're not wrong are the ones who haven't done mushrooms, the ones that have done mushrooms. If there's anyone who's actually repented from child molesting, like really within their heart, it's the ones who've done mushrooms. Oh, by the way, the repenting, that was the part of the line that that crazy priest that we were talking about who was molesting the deaf children, that he put that in his letter as to why they should just let him retire. Because he repented? Yeah, he said, I already repented. What? What the fuck are you talking about? I already repented. So just saying, oh, my bad. He thinks repent means pat short on the butt. He was very confused. Then he did. He repented often. Yeah, he's all about repenting. I mean, I don't understand. If you have faith, and again, this all comes down to I'm a person who... I'm a person who's a big believer in show me. So I'm going to have a hard time with religion anyway. I reserve the right to change my mind if God or Jesus or somebody walks across the ocean and goes, oh, hey, by the way, I'm here. But until that happens, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Yet, if there were aliens here, and I've had this example before where if you had aliens that right now, they're invisible and they're flying over our planet, checking us out, going, what the hell are these people doing? What is this species? What is this thing doing? How much land would they see that they would go, what are all these buildings? Oh, that's places where these people like to show up to pray for eventually when the being they think made their world is going to show up again someday. I mean, that's a lot. We have a large portion. Forget just Catholicism. We have a large portion of this species, but I mean, supposedly actually educated people who go, all right, well, let's not fuck around with religion too much. Well, then, but here's the thing is they would go, that's so weird that these people go into these boxes to pray in. All right, guys, time to go to our break. Let's all go to the room where we shove small animals up our alien anuses. And that'd be normal. They'd be normal to them. I'm sure that every species in the universe has some weird, creepy thing where we're like, hon, you guys, you guys every day at the same time of the day, you take a small reptile from your planet and you shove it in your alien anus. Well, and don't get me wrong. I'm sure everybody or every species has their own weird thing where you're like, what the hell is that? But I don't think as a species, we get past a certain point if a majority of people still believe in a magical being. That is my philosophy. You can look at people having sex on your phone right now. I can bring it up and show you people having sex. And you should. Yeah, I know, I will. But we've gotten to a certain point. I don't think religion stops because we still have that monkey thing where we're like, get to the top of the tree. We have that whether you believe in a mythical being or a god or an alien or whatever. Right, well, and we do have that. The problem is, that brings us with technology that doesn't seem to balance out with our logic. I think we're shifting. We're getting the ability. We already have the ability to blow this planet up numerous times. And we're terrified that other countries who seem to think it's not a bad idea, to have some people blow themselves up because their god thinks it's a good fucking idea. So I don't find that balance all that ensuring to go, you know what, well, here we are. We have a bunch of people that think there's a god that needs them. This being made the world, but he needs these humans to fight for them and to kill other people for them because apparently God's too busy to do that shit himself. But the world's still changing. Think about this. The stuff that we said right now, if we said this in 1955, we would have been like, we'd have Joe McCarthy knocking on door going, they must be communists if they're not on the God train. So the world is shifting and fast. It's changing quickly. And I think that by the time that our kids are growing up, who knows what's going to happen? He might be in the road warrior fight for gasoline apocalypse. Yeah, I mean, that is crazy shit. And coming up after this break, we are also going to talk a little more about the Pope and the Pope of Penn State. I want to talk about him as well. But if you were like me and you like a good book, but you were like me, you forgot how to read because it's been so goddamn long. You're going to go to audibletrial.com slash skid row studios. 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So you remember the free report that came out that basically was these people were hired by Penn State to do a huge investigation into the whole scandal. And they found that Joe Paterno as well as three other higher ups at Penn State or as they refer to it, the four most powerful people at Penn State actively covered up the Sandusky scandal in order to protect the reputation of Penn State. I have no remorse for your sadness and death. That is nice. That is nice. Now, one of the stranger parts about that whole story is that Joe Paterno never seemed to be ready to actually retire. He was going to keep going and then all of a sudden he got fired and he died months later. Like he went from, I mean, that is one of those cases of humiliation or broken heart or whatever you want to say, whether you deserve it or not. That is one of those cases you can point to that and say this man's life got shattered and he died shortly after when he didn't seem like he was on his way out before. He died of shame. He should have. I believe I had done a story once for him before where I said I wish he was alive today because this would kill him. So, you know, Penn State, obviously similar to the church, put their own reputation ahead of the welfare of children and Joe Paterno's family decided that that was, and I can understand the desire to protect your, you know, deceased husband and father and he was, you know, he was an icon in that area and then right before he dies, he goes from icon to man who protected child molester. I can understand, therefore, the desire to try to, to vindicate him. However, are they making it worse? What they ended up doing was they paid somebody else to put together a commission and let me put it in these words. The commission that was hired to find that Joe Paterno didn't do anything wrong found that Joe Paterno didn't do anything wrong. Of course. Shocking. Yeah. So, for some reason, for some reason, and I don't know why, I mean, I know why they would want to do that, but, are they making it worse? Are they keeping the story? Because, is there any way they are going to find out or are they going to change public opinion? No, not at all. Change your last name is what you need to do. That is a better idea. Just go to Episcopo, anything. They, Richard Thornburg, who was a former United States Attorney General, was hired to do a 238-page report and that report was not to reinvent the wheel. It was to reinvent the wheel. It was to reinvent the wheel. It was to reinvent the wheel. It was to reinvent the wheel. It was to investigate everything the free report did. It was just to investigate the free report and find things incorrect about Joe Paterno. That was the whole purpose of it. Sure. So, the actual title, I'm trying to find the title of the thing, but it was, I believe it was called The Rush to Judgment, here you go, The Rush to Injustice Regarding Joe Paterno. That was the title of the report. So, The Rush to Injustice. The Rush to Injustice. Regarding Joe Paterno. Wow. So, I mean, here's the thing is, if that's your title, and then you don't find that the free report was incorrect, your book sucks. The level of hubris, the rush to injustice. Yeah, that, I mean, $60 million fine, a loss of scholarships, four-year post-season ban, that's some of what, some of the penalties that Penn State accepted, readily accepted after the free report came out. Yet, their governor, their football program, should be dead. They're, I don't have a problem. Dead. Here, here is the argument that they make. Well, let me rephrase that. Not the ones, I'm not even going into the Joe Paterno is not. I mean, basically what this report did was, it took every gray area that they could with Joe Paterno, and said, well, you don't know his motivation. Well, Sandusky fooled a lot of people. And here's my favorite part. They hired somebody, trying to find, they hired somebody, I think a, some kind of psychiatrist, to basically, to basically, look over Joe Paterno's last few years of his life, and decide on their own, oh, he acted reasonably. That seems nice. Because you know, no good investigation is complete, without a, a completely biased report. You know, of course, you have to have it. We all know Kennedy was killed by one guy. One guy. One guy who, who can shoot from three angles, by the way. He can shoot, and, and really fast. So, I mean, I, this seems to be working counter, to what they would want it to do. They obviously want to vindicate their dad's name. They have the son, who is, was an assistant coach, Paterno's son. They have him, Jay Paterno, going around, basically saying, you know, he was an older man. He didn't fully grasp what was going on. And you're like, yet, when he was alive, these same people would go around going, look, don't let his age fool you. He's winning football games, at a top level. You say he doesn't know what's going on. Screw you, Jay Paterno. Yeah. Dude, I will, I will, I will slap you hard. Just go around, say, my dad's a dick. Just go around and say, my dad's a dick. And it's probably good, that he's not around, being a dick anymore. Go ahead and do that. Then you'll not get shunned. I hope that Jay Paterno, needs something from me, at some point. So I can deny it, to his bitter, ugly, stupid face. You would not recognize him. You don't know he's ugly. I'm going to find, I'm going to give his, I'm going to look at his picture right now. Jay Paterno, I'm figuring out, what you look like right now. So that when you say, hey, what's the time? I say, it's time for your dad to, oh, he is dead. Good. Fucking asshole. Yeah. No, I mean, that is, it's disgusting. I mean, I understand it. So my level of disgust, is minimized by the fact, that I understand this guy's, trying to defend his father. Oh, Jay is ugly. Oh, he's awful. I don't know. No, you know, we just started talking, we were talking about the Pope earlier. So I don't know. I guess, ugly is a sliding scale, dude. Ratzinger, is ugly. No, Jay, you know what, Jay, Jay Paterno, would be a great person, to take over for Ratzinger. It wouldn't be that big of a shift. No, it really would not be that big of a shift. I mean, it is embarrassing, and it's a horrible thing, for a family to have to go through, when you're not responsible for it, and you have to live with, hey, right before your dad died, everybody assumed, that he was protecting, a child rapist. Yeah, and he was. So, yeah, and he seemed to be. So that is, I can understand, your desire to clear his name, but, you're making it worse. You're not going, unless you can find, footage, that somehow, completely clears him, of anything. Everybody knows, and it is common knowledge, that, it was reported, to him, by an assistant, hey, we just saw, a rape going on, in the shower. And, Paterno, and his higher ups, his supposed superiors, all decided, you know what, let's not, similar to the priest, that we were talking about. wasn't it a spelling issue? Was Joe going like, did he just, I don't make it, Jewish again. He's going, he think that they said, oh, you know, there was a rap in the shower. It was, it was Jerry Sandusky, and a kid rapping in the shower. He's like, I don't understand the kids today, with this beat music they do, but sure. It was, it was that, like, what excuse could there possibly be, for not understanding, there's a molestation, rape happening, in my building. Well, Paterno said, I understand, and I'll go, and thank you son, and now we have to decide, what we want to do. That's what he said to the guy, and then, who reported it. And then, the other guys decided, like I said, similar to the priest, that they were covering up for, in the church scandal, is that when, you know what, let's not, let's leave this guy, with his dignity, and not report it to the police, which is absolutely, absolutely ridiculous. I mean, I don't even know, I don't even know, how you can justify that. The whole thing, is disgusting. But, you know what, I don't even want to fucking talk, about these people anymore. They absolutely, I'm freaked out. So, when we come back, we're going to talk about, the state of the union. I want to talk about, what the president said, about using drones, to kill enemy combatants, which is basically nothing. Tune into the Love Bite, where all your kinky desires, come true, Sundays, 3 to 4 p.m. Pacific time, at skidrowstudios.com. 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If you want to call the show, call us at 800-893-957-8000. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. Oh, oh, oh, tune into oral stimulation. Wednesdays, 9 p.m. Pacific, skidrowstudios.com. A minute and a half. Sure. Welcome back to the Ken August Show live downtown Los Angeles at Skid Row Studios. Real radio on the internet. We're wrapping up talking about the Paterno family and that crap. The defense of Joe Paterno, who, by the way, had an opportunity. And this is something that Free, before he put out, just recently, he hasn't responded to almost anything, any criticism about the Free report until this report came out, in which case he basically said, I stand by our assessment that the most powerful people at Penn State decided to protect their reputation as opposed to the children. His son is going around, Joe Paterno is going around, and Free, Jay Paterno, I'm sorry, is going around protecting his dad. William Free made it clear, though, that Joe Paterno, before he died, had a chance to speak with the investigators and decided to protect his children. He decided that they weren't going to. He didn't speak to the investigators. He did, however, speak to his biographer and his own representatives, but didn't want to talk to investigators. And then after he dies, the family was like, wow, he didn't know anything. He was old. Yeah, sure. He was old. You know what? And here's the amazing thing is the L.A. Archdiocese scandal, where they paid off, you know, Cardinal Mahoney just got, you know, reamed again, no pun intended, for covering, all this stuff up and, you know, things along the lines of, no, that there's a molesting priest and gives him two-day warning to flee before they tell the cops, things along those lines. But, of course, he's a cardinal, so he's not going to get put into prison. If he wasn't involved with the church, he would be in prison. But this guy, in his excuse, said, nothing in the books when I was learning and studying prepared us for this kind of incident. I was unaware and naive about, these type of things. And you're like, look, you don't need any special schooling to understand that child rape is not good. There is no fucking schooling you have to go to to go, oh, huh, okay, I got you. I understand now. I should stop this. That's not even a full, if there was a class on that at university, the class would be, hey, everybody, guess what? How about you don't sex the kids? You don't? I like when you use sex as a verb. Right. That is nice. That was well done. I mean, yeah, and the fact that that's even used as an excuse and no one goes, wait, that's, like, if I used an excuse that stupid to my parents when I was younger, I would get yelled at. Like, don't, you're obviously fucking lying to us. But to go as an adult to say, well, I did not realize the ramifications of letting this child molester do what he's doing over and over and over again. I'm sorry, you don't need schooling. Considering how willing the Catholic church has been throughout history to kill people for the most minor of offenses, oh, like, for example, saying that the earth goes around the sun and they're, like, they'll kill people like, hey, you're a moor, we're gonna kill you. Like, they just kill people for anything. And then they're going, yeah, but you know those guys who, like, like to diddle the kids? Like, we don't get that. We're not sure. It's kind of a 50-50 prospect. But, uh, no, you want to dissect a human body? No, no, you're dead. We hate you. Yeah. Abortion, that we're clear on. Child rape, you know what? I didn't have a chapter. I didn't have a chapter in my book. Yes. I had a chapter in my book on how to hide that fact, but not on how to stop it, which is always, you know, that's nice. I'm gonna buy them a copy of Megan's Law for dummies. People are absolutely horrible. All right, like I said, when we come back, the other big news this week was the State of the Union address. That even happened? That did happen. I don't usually pay attention. I usually just know that that is the speech that happens between all the clapping. But, yeah, we will get into that and what Obama said and why, the Republicans hate everything about it, even on the things that they already agreed with. We'll talk about that when we come... Okay, we will talk about that when we come back. And, you know, I mean, the whole thing, this whole thing is disgusting. I'm gonna have to take a shower after this topic. But we'll talk about the State of the Union when we come back. You're listening to The Ken August Show live at Skid Row Studios. Real radio on the internet.