you you you you you you you you you Welcome to Verbal Vomit, episode number seven. The Blow Your Load edition. Oh, snap. I'm Dave Chaos. I'm Uber Alice. And this is... This show is actually dedicated to a friend of ours. He had passed away sometime this morning or late last night. Shane Williams, also known as the Rock and Roll Bank Robber. So this one goes for him. Hit it. Always drive me insane. Oh, my chicken baby. You're my sweetest thing. It's all over. Chicken baby. Oh, my chicken baby. When you rock me so wild. Oh, wild. Wild, baby. Wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby, oh, yeah, yeah. Get out, baby. Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, my chicken baby. You're the sweetest thing I ever met. Oh, my chicken baby. Never leave me alone in my bed. Oh, my chicken baby. Oh, my chicken baby. Always drive me insane. Oh, my chicken baby. You're my sweetest thing. It's all over. Oh, my chicken baby. Oh, my chicken baby. When you rock me so wild. Oh, wild. Wild, baby. Wild. Wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby, oh, yeah, yeah. Get out, baby. Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out, baby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't stop the ringing in my ear It's been a sound that I have known for many years Tell me I've done what I've done I've given all as I've grown I can't stop the ringing in my ear I can't stop the ringing in my ear It's been a sound that I have known for many years Tell me I've done what I've done I've given all as I've grown I can't stop the ringing in my ear It's been a sound that I have known for many years Tell me I've done what I've done I can't stop the ringing in my ear It's been a sound that I have known for many years Tell me I've done what I've done I've given all as I've grown I can't stop the ringing in my ear I can't stop the ringing in my ear I can't stop the ringing in my ear I can't stop the ringing in my ear in my ear I can't stop the ringing in my ear in my ear in my ear in my ear in my ear in my ear You love me because you're frightened And I'm falling in love with you Because I'm getting frightened Of the things you somehow make me do You love me because you're frightened I can easily believe with my eyes If it's my finest hour My fear is in your disguise Look at this into my body Look at this into my body Look at this into my body Look at this into my body I think being in the world isn't interesting But I'm not afraid to be in the world World to begin In the forbidden city Or on the roof of the world Or at the receiving end of the night of club news However you put your mind to it You can find me where you choose Look at this into my body Look at this into my body Look at this into my body Look at this into my body Look at this into my body Look at this into my body You wanna hurt, you wanna break You want to praise and curse and blame You wanna believe just what you are Then you wanna hurt and claim again Look at this into my body I'll see you next time. I'll see you next time. I'll see you next time. I'll see you next time. I'm a mess. I'm a mess. I'm a wreck. I'm unimpressed. As you can clearly see, I'm not my best. I'm just destroyed. Don't you dare toy. With my feelings, you can see I'm in distress. I'm a mess. I'm a mess. I'm a mess. I'm a mess. I'm a mess. I'm a mess. I ruined my pose. I broke a heel. You can't pretend you know how it feels. Bring my martini. I'm feeling spent. I'm totally out of my element. Yeah! Yeah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. out there. I bought a pitcher for Kool-Aid and that fucking thing broke the second day I used it. Where'd you get it from? 99 cents. It's a dollar. How'd it break? What kind of Kool-Aid pitcher? How did you break it? Why'd you break it? I wanted grape and the fucking thing gave me orange. I was like, fuck, I want grape. I want grape and it gives me orange. I didn't know you were a grape kind of guy. I love grape soda. Purple drink. I love purple drink. Grape sweet tarts. You know, when you grow up 120 seconds in Normandy, purple drink. It should be great. What can you say? Purple drink, you know. Can't deny that. But other than that, who gives a shit about, okay, Ronald Rickards. They're done. Bye. But I still kick myself in the ass for missing those shows, though. I hate that because you're like, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I did that with Johnny Cash. I'll see him next year. Next thing you know, that fucker dies. Am I gonna see Johnny Cash perform ever again? No. Same thing with James Brown. I did that with James Brown, too. I wanted to see James Brown. I was just too lazy to fucking go. But next thing you know, the fucker's dead. It's bands that you really like that you gotta check out before they die. Before they kick the bucket. I've seen Agent Orange play once, but I want to see them again. Same thing with The Crowd or Channel 3. How about The Gears? Have you seen The Gears? I've seen The Gears a couple of times, but I would like to see them again. Same thing with The Woggles, if The Woggles ever came back. I would totally do it. Caesar has some beef with Axl, I think. Really? Beef, eh? Come on, call him out, Caesar. I don't have beef with Axl. I'm just kidding, dude. Is it a beef chimichanga? Beef chimichiri? Roll with it. Just start a controversy for the sake of controversy. Come on, people. We had Tracy Morgan last time, but we were trying to find Norm MacDonald. Yeah, we couldn't find Norm MacDonald today. What has Norm MacDonald been up to recently? Have you talked to Norm? No, man. I haven't. Have you? No. Have you? No. What do you do after Dirty Work, Norm MacDonald? Well, he's actually a script for Dirty Work 2. Script for Dirty Work 2? Wait, was Dirty Work 2 an actual movie or was it never made? Oh, no. I was just making it up. It fell into the bottom. He wrote the script for Harold and Kumar 3. Harold and Kumar find chimichurri. Chimichurri. Now, Harold and Kumar, there's two movies, right? Are they making a third one? I don't know. I hope so. They are? What's the third one going to be about? I have no idea. The whole premise of the first one is to go to White Castle. The second one is to go to Amsterdam. Then they're going to Guantanamo Bay. And so the third one, what's that going to be about? Like, after high school? Okay, they both got the girls that they wanted. So it's Harold and Kumar get married and stoned. I could see Harold and Kumar down under. Down under? I could see that. And then they get Crocodile Dundee, you know. Paul Hogan? You call that a knife? This is a knife. You call that a knife? This is a spoon. I used to see you play Knifey Spoonie. Knifey Spoonie. Yeah, my Australian's really horrible. Oh, shit. I get stoned, see? Stoned, drunk. Spill the RC Cola. Yeah, I'm slurring my words. And not even drunk. That's the sad thing. And it's early on. It's early on, you know. Maybe I should start drinking. Yeah, do it, dude. Pass him a beer. Crack it for him. Harold and Kumar become aspirants? Crack it here. I'll crack it for you, dude. Hold on, I'm going to slip him the roofies. Here you go. This is called slipping the roofies. Roofified. Awesome. I was, you know, I started drinking earlier. I went to, oh, we have a caller. Let's see if they call. Hello, caller. Hello. Hello, holla. Trace. Holla. Hello? Hey, what's up, Tracy? Hey, man. I'm on Bourbon Street. I'm drunk as a skunk. Really? You're drunk as a skunk on Bourbon Street. Awesome. Be careful out there. Tell you what, man. This is some fun shit. I'm here with my dog. Man, this is something special. Who you hanging out with? His dog. I'm hanging out with some peeps. Well, what peeps? Man, we're down in the French Quarter. This is some shit, man. I'm drunk. Really? Dude, Tracy, how do we get a hold of Norm? Norm McDonald. Where's he at, man? Norm, shit. I don't know. I'm in the French Quarter. You're not in the French Quarter, then you're not normal. Yeah, he took it over. Let me tell you what. Man, I had one of them Hurricanes. Yeah, boy, I had a poor boy sandwich. Yum. Catfish. Did you get a catfish one? I feel like David Taylor. I feel like David Taylor in doing his midnight food run. Yeah. Was it a Shawn Spike? Dude, look up Matt Muscle. Dude, ask somebody for Matt Muscle. Find Matt Muscle, man. Muscle? That's from Jewish food. No, he said, find. Man, I don't know about none of that, but let me tell you what, sir. They know how to do it. They know how to do it here. Let me tell you. Oh, boy, I'm drunk as a skunk. Nice. Dude, we got to catch up to Tracy Morgan, dude. He cracked me another Bruce Bulldog. We got to catch up to you, dude. Yeah, we're kind of like, you're two hours ahead of us drinking, and we're like, you know, we're behind. Here's how it's got to work. You got to drink about a fifth of rum, and then step out into a big-ass mud puddle, and then what you got to do is you got to really get yourself together. You got to get yourself together because you got nothing to do, okay? Okay. So the po-boy sorted you out. That's how you got it together. Shit, man. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. Oh, mercy, Tracy. You're just drunk as... Hey, man, well, hey, I just wanted to call in and say something just a few little words. Okay, what do you want? So, you know, but I got to get back to my peeps, man, because he peeps are real good to me. You know, but hey, man, check me out on Etsy now, best of. You got to get my DVD. For sure, we'll get your best of. Dude, I loved it when you did Oprah. When you did Oprah in the hot tub, that might have been my favorite, dude. Hey, man, I'm out, y'all. All right, man. Keep talking. Open street, say goodbye. Goodbye, Tracy. Bye. Later, man. Bye, y'all. Have a good night. You too. You too, man. Dude, that's killer. That's crazy. Dude, he's on Bourbon Street. Yeah. He's drunk in the skunk. He's drunk in the skunk. Fuck yeah, man. He said, yeah, I couldn't make out something with hurricanes and poor boys. Hurricanes is a drink out there. Oh, okay. But Pat O'Briens are the ones that, I guess. Those are the ones in the huge glass. Yeah. What are those things called? Oh, we had a conversation about this. Those huge cups. What are they called? Yard. Yard glass. Yard. Those are called schooner glasses. Schooner? A yard. You get like a yard of beer or a yard of. Three feet. Yeah. You know what? There's a. They're called like grenades as well, which is kind of similar. What the hell is a grenade? They won't tell you what's inside of it, but it's very sweet and it's frozen and it comes in a grenade hand with like a. What is that shit we drink? About like a foot long. Oh, ass juice. Ass juice. Dude, I bet you Tracy Morgan isn't drinking any ass juice. Dude, who has ass juice? The Double Down, right? In Vegas. Ass juice. Dude, I dare you to drink the liquid ass. What is that, dude? I think it's. I think it's eye drops. No. Liquid ass is a heartbreak is what it says. Dude, somebody better. Somebody better top Tracy Morgan's call because that was pretty epic, dude. Oh, yeah. You better top it. Maybe somebody's going to top this. Call her. You better top Tracy, dude. You're on Verbal Vomit. Who's this? Hello there. Yeah, hello. Who is this? This is Verbal Vomit. This is Dave. How can I help you? Oh, all right. How are you doing? Pretty good. We're on. What are you doing on the radio? Well, we have these young men called the Clorox Girls in. They're going to be playing some tunes. Oh, that band is really good. Very good band. Yeah. Clorox Girls. Hold on. Hold on a minute, okay? Okay. Let's just call him and hold on. So he's going to put up some holds. That's so nice. Yeah, crack that, BrewDog. Hello? Hello. Hey. Are you guys doing okay over there? Yeah, almost. So what's going on with you guys? I don't know, man. What's going on with you? Where are you calling from? I'm in the Necco Park right now. It's almost there. Echo Parque. Where are you at? Oh, is this? It's a little joy, right? Barragans. Yeah, vacation by chance. The gold room. The gold room. Oh, hello, Alex. Is this... What do you guys do over there? What exactly do you do? They play music. Yeah, man. We do our thing. What do you do? What do you do for a living? I do the sidewalk. I'm walking around the sidewalk right now. You're walking around the sidewalk. That's your job, to walk on the sidewalk. Are you listening to me? Are you getting paid well to walk on the sidewalk? Hey, man. I heard Death Hymn No. 9 are playing Echo Parque tonight. Are you going to go see them? Oh, they played already. Did you enjoy them? No, not really. They're kind of stock. Yeah, I was going to say, they're not so good now. The singer, he rips off all his moves from Chavo, man. He just rips all of his moves. Sometimes I think it is Chavo. He has Peggy moves, too. Chavo's at Mocho, right? Dude, go get some pizza. You missed it last time down there. What's that place called? Two Boots. Oh, yeah, Two Boots. That place rules. Flare Pizza is amazing. If I think I know who this is, go next door to the Echo and get some pizza, man. Let me talk to a guy named Dave. Yeah, you're talking to Dave. Hey, Dave. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hold on. I'm going to tell you something. Hold on. All right. Click. Oh, nice. All right. I love that. He's out? Yeah. He's out of there. Okay. He's not going to find the pizza. He couldn't find it last time. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. He's out. Okay. I know. He couldn't find it. He went in some sit-down restaurant. He's like, do you have slices? Then he just got back in the van. It's like sit-down place. It was with, what's his name? Mr. Mustache. All aboard Catalina Island. Jacob. Jacob. Jacksiola. Mr. Mustache and that fellow got lost. What you're saying that he couldn't find two boots. No. What did he end up sitting at? Masa? No. He went in some restaurant right there. Maybe it was across the street. There was like a Mexican restaurant. No. Same side. Masa. He didn't go down far enough. He was in Masa because Masa's like right next to two boots or next to origami. But you can't really miss it though. There's like a giant shrimp wearing an outfit. Yeah. I mean, and it says two boots and it's right next to the Echo. How the fuck can you miss that? Oh, well. Because you're all fucked up. Yeah. We saw this guy, me and Cesar, what he had a, you know, he was one of the Echo Park, you know, point. He had the skinny shoes. He had this man bag with the leather frills on it. He had the hat. He had the dangly earring. He had a cane. He had a cane. What else did he have? If you can imagine like Skeletor meets, what's the nightmare on Elm Street guy? Freddy Krueger. No, no, no. Wrong one. The other nightmare. Johnny Depp? The, you know, the Burton nightmare. Oh. Jack? Yeah. Jack Skellington. Yeah. Jack Skellington, but in a white boy Echo Park form. We saw him there, man. He was not a pretty sight. To see. Did he have tattoos? Probably underneath. I might have known that guy. Layers of black. Was he doing heroin? His long coat. He was heroin chic. He was heroin chic. He was heroin chic. Now, what's the difference between heroin chic and just being into heroin? Um, I don't know. You want to take this one rhythm section? No. I don't know the difference. I mean, was it heroin chic or a functioning heroin user? And you think, or you only do it once? Well, I want to say it has to be a little bit more clean. More clean. Wait, that means you just bring your own needle? Or maybe you just. You didn't use heroin, just like look like it. Yeah, exactly. Oh. You look like you use heroin, but. Who the fuck would want to be that? I don't know. You'll be surprised. I'm going to shit on your pants. I heard you poop yourself. Maybe we should talk about happier stuff. Aw, let's talk about heroin chic. Hey, Echo Park, heroin chic. Same shit. Where'd you go last week? I went on the Little Mermaid ride. Where? Yes. California Adventure on opening day. Hey, you're on Verbal Vomit. Who's this? Welcome, call me. Yeah, my name's Leon. This is Leon. Leon. What's up? What's up, dude? Yeah, how's it going? I've been listening on the radio. Hey, y'all playing. Yeah, I've been listening on the radio. When you going to play next? When you going to play some music? Thursday. When are you going to play some? No, when you going to play some music on the radio? Oh, yeah. In a minute. More, more, more, more music. Let's talk it. Come on. Stop demanding. Let's talk more rock. You don't hear us talk. Verbal Vomit. Stop listening. Now, wait a minute. Who's that? Who's that? Wait a minute. Who's that? Who's that? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me take a look. I will play music. I will play music when I feel like playing music. If you don't like it, then you can just not tune in. We can just raise disrespect in the mental health community. You got that? First of all, take that microphone out of your mouth. Why don't you take the big back dick out of your ass first, and then you can have a conversation about it. Oh, hold the phone. Don't stop the presses. Excuse me. You don't know who you're speaking to. I don't give a damn who I'm speaking to. I don't know that I'm speaking to a guy with a dick in his ass. Look ahead, Mr. Jamaican. I got 12 dollars. I am honored that I am not Jamaican. First of all, I'm not Jamaican. I am a white American from America. Just get that right. USA, motherfucker. First you're Jamaican, now you sound Arabic. Make up your mind. Who the fuck are you? No, no. I'm not Jamaican. You Jamaican. All right. I meant to say with hot that you'd be Jamaican. Oh, boy. You one sassy motherfucker. Give him some of this. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. This is for you. This is for you. Can you record? Hold on. Take that. Take that microphone out of your nuts. Take that microphone out of your nuts. Now, sir, if you're going to have... Keep saying that. Keep saying that. You got that microphone up in your nuts. That's what you got. Can you take it out? You sound kind of moist in there. A little moisty, buddy. We're broadcasting from a nut sack. A very hot nut sack. Hang up on this fellow. We need Tracy back. You're trying to top Tracy. Nobody can try to top him yet. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. You sound like beef jerky. You sound like moist jerky. Moist jerky. That was a horrible, horrible... Whatever the fuck that was was horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Who's the host of this show? I'm the host of this show. If you want more music, you're going to have to hang up. Yeah, you need to hang up, man. Your show is a joke. Your show is a joke. Let's see your broke-ass Muhammad Ali. Let's see your broke-ass Muhammad Ali. I am getting talked to by a broke-ass Muhammad Ali. Can you believe that? Let me tell you something. I'm a broke-ass motherfucker. I've been on this world for 75 years. I really don't need to hear any mouth from y'all. Any look from y'all mouth. Whatever that is. Can you make sense before you speak? Hold on. I'm on heavy medication right now. What kind of medication are you on? Do you want to share? Can you share your medication? Yeah, do you want to bring some over to us? Well, hold on. Hold on. I got something to tell you, okay? Hold on, hold on. Are you sure you don't have to pee? Because you keep saying hold on like my... Hold on. Hold on. Hey, if you want to call in 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. You're listening to Verbal Vomit. We have Clorox Girls in the radio station here. I like how my host voice comes out. It's beautiful. You do. You sound like a retarded white man. Yes, I do. I do that every time right now. Can y'all be white men? No, we can't. Straight from Long Beach, there's a boat gonna get surfed. See, there's a Jamaican. That's a Jamaican right there. All right, guys. We're gonna take a little break. We're gonna get you guys to play a couple of songs right after this next song segment. So, Alice, who's up next? So, I'm not into psychobillie, but this is a good song. It's Guanabats covering The Boss, I'm on Fire. I'm on fire. I'm on fire. Hey, you better wish your daddy home As you come to me You're the man You're the man The man beside you You're the man Oh, I'm on fire Rock! Well, hey, little baby, is your daddy home? Is he gonna wait left to walk along the hall? Got a bad desire Oh, I'm on fire Well, hey, little girl, is he good to you? Is he good to the things that I do? Oh, I take you high, yeah Oh, I'm on fire Yeah! Oh! Sometimes I sink took another edgy hand don't get a sink sink took another took another sink sink took another sink sink took another sink sink took another sink sink took another sink sink took another sink there's a battle! guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Oh, you can talk. Okay. Okay, cool. Well. Nice. Anyway, so that was Joy Division Digital, and then Pull Tight by Dave D, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Cheek? Yeah. Tish, whatever. And then 999 Wolf. We got Vinny on hold. Is he still there, Vinny? Hey, Vinny, go ahead. Yeah, I'm here, man. I had a question for the Clorox girls. What's that? What's up, man? The question is for Kid Kevin. I heard he was kind of like an Edward James Almost type of dude where he worked in a school with youth in a ghetto area in the southernmost part of Los Angeles County. Not Count Catalina. I guess it's true. Is this true, Kid? It's true. So how is it my – what's this like shaping the minds of these young kids? Because don't they come from bad neighborhoods or broken homes? And is there a lot of fighting at the school? There's some fights. It's fun. We have a good time. And that shit was kind of – oh, I'm sorry. It's a bad word. That's okay. You can cuss on this radio. Go for it. Fuck. Oh, okay. Nice. Fuck, shit. Cool. Ass cunt. Also, do any of these kids ever bump into the store and ask you to buy them beer? It's happened maybe once or twice, Vinny. And I tell them not to cuss. What's that? It's been once or twice. They've asked me to buy them beer. That was random. But do you think he looks more like Edward James Olmos or more like Michelle Pfeiffer? Oh, Kid did definitely have that Michelle Pfeiffer thing going. You know, he's got a pretty nice nose. Aw. That's adorable. And he's got real silky skin. And also, he plays this other band where he's wearing a motorcycle helmet and a matador vest. And he has dimples above his ass cheeks, above his belt lines. You can check that out. Can you stand up and turn around so we can see these dimples on your ass cheeks? Oh, no. Maybe in an hour. Oh, when you're fully drunk? A couple more drinks. Yeah. Thanks, Vinny. Love you, man. Get down, man. Have an awesome one. Love you, Vinny. Love you all. Thank you, Vinny. I gave the wrong number earlier. It's 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. That's the correct number. So, for those who are beating up on Justin, it's okay. Go ahead and beat up on him some more. Quite all right. Okay, so we got the Florets girls. Gonna do a few ditties for us. Take it away, gentlemen. This is a new one. It's called Lagrimas de Maria. Yeah. Estuve en el velonio de mi abuela. Ella. Estaba muy vieja. Cansada con la vida. Toda mi familia. Mis abuelos y mis padres llorando. Entraron los malos. Pistolas en las manos. Mataron toda mi familia. Toda mi familia. Estaba amarilla. Tirada en el suelo. Muriendo sagrando. Chinga tu madre. This one's called Vietnam. We're Clorox girls. It's a time for roaming. It's a time for peace and war. It's a time for honing. Army sharp and steel. It's a time for being out. It's a time for being out. It's a time for moving on. It's a time for moving on. It's the time for me and you It's the time for Vietnam The time for me and you It's the time for Vietnam The time for me and you It's the time and we're waiting And we're waiting For the ba-ba-bomb For the ba-ba-bomb It's the time the sirens Hear the mating call We become pregnant As daisy-colours fall We become pregnant As daisy-colours fall It's the time for Vietnam The time for me and you It's the time for Vietnam The time for me and you It's the time for Vietnam The time for me and you It's the time and we're waiting And we're waiting For the ba-ba-bomb For the ba-ba-bomb For the ba-ba-bomb For the ba-ba-bomb For the ba-ba-bomb Thank you. Yeah! If you want to call in, 800-893-9562. We're Clorox Girls. This is Not My Home-tron. Music Music Music One, two, three, four. This is not my home-tron No, no, this is not my home-tron I'm trying not to intercept the emotions from before Present purgatory of amnesia Don't want to remember no more Because this is not my home-tron No, no, this is not my home-tron No, no, this is not my home-tron I'm trying not to intercept the emotions from before Present purgatory of amnesia Well, come on, baby Present purgatory of amnesia Music I wanna fuck in the streets I wanna kick in the window I wanna be a star I wanna be obscene, babe I wanna be obscene, babe I'll live out a violent daydream, baby I'll live out a violent daydream, baby Come on, baby Music Music Music Music Music Music Music We'll do one more before the break. Thank you. Yeah! Applause Applause This one's called, uh, Novacaine. Oh, alright. Wanna do that? We're the Clorox girls again on verbal vomit. This one's called Novacaine. One, two, three, four. Music Music Music We could do some claps from the rhythm section. Music Snaps will do. Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Feel the pain of now It's my eternal friend I need some Novocaine, man I knew I would People, you shouldn't sass me I think I should I need some Novocaine So I don't feel the pain of now A sharp, cool, needle knife, baby I need some Novocaine So I don't feel the pain of now It's my eternal friend Slowly you take My conscience nuts away When I breathe My breath becomes a breath I breathe a breath I breathe a breath Los Angeles Now I sleep in the city Now I sleep in the city Now I sleep in the city Now I sleep in the city Now I sleep in the city Now I sleep in the city Yeah! Clorox Girls! I love the rhythm section, how they're getting down. First they were fist-pumping, then they started hand-clapping, awesooooome! Third finger snapping! Awesome, okay we're going to take a little break and then we're going to get some more from you guys. More, I love it! More, more, loads! Más, más, siempre quieres más. Okay, we're going to start off this set with a Clorox Girls song, as a matter of fact. Boo. Boo. Boo. I heard this. I heard those guys. Sorry. Now, apparently, this is an unreleased one. I heard this. I heard this. I heard this. I heard this. I heard this. I heard this. I heard this. I heard this. I don't come in calories I don't come to be HD I think that's just baloney I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty I'm not pretty Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob Hey, what a noob I know someone's worried all day Now, I'm a fellow with a heart of gold With the ways of a gentleman I've been told A kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a flea But if me and a certain character met A guy that invented the cigarette I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree Of course, it ain't cause I don't smoke myself And I don't reckon they hinder your health I've smoked them all my life and I ain't dead yet But nicotine slaves are all the same But a petting party or a poker game Everything's gotta stop while they smoke the cigarette Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate smoking To make him weak You've gotta have another cigarette In a game of chance the other night Old Dame Fortune was doing me right The kings and queens just kept on coming around I got a full and I bet it high But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy He just kept on raising and laying the money down He'd raise me, I'd raise him I sweated blood, you gotta sink or swim He finally called, didn't raise the bet I said, Ace is full, pal, how about you? He said, I'll tell you in just a minute or two But right now, I just gotta have myself a cigarette Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate To make him weak You've gotta have another cigarette The other night I had me a date With the cutest little gal in these fifty states One of them high-bred, uptown, fancy little dames She said she loved me and it seemed to me That everything was about like it ought to be So hand in hand we scrolled out lover's lane She was oh so far from a chunk of ice Our smooching party was going real nice So help me, Hannah, I think it'll have been there yet I give her a kiss, a little squeeze She said, Tex, excuse me please But I've just gotta have a filter cigarette Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate To make him weak You've gotta have another cigarette To make him weak You've gotta have another cigarette Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette So beginning of that was Bad Girls by Clorox Girls. After that was I'm Not Pretty by The Lude. After The Lude was If Mother Knew by The Oblivions. Ending up that little set was Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette. And you know what? I don't know the artist's because I didn't put it. I suck. Oh. Um, it starts with a T. I know that. I actually looked it up the other day. Yeah, T something or other. Hey, T something or other. Thank you for doing the song. Okay, we have somebody on the line? Anybody call her now? Oh, hi, who's this? Hello, caller. Hello. Joe, because I'm not sitting here getting paid to wake my cock and listen to you guys sit around and drink and do whatever the fuck it is that you punk rock people do when you're not whacking your dicks or smoking. You're not spending my money. Very nice. Very nice. Where are you calling from caller? Still there? Hello, this is Dick Mill. This is who Dick Mill? I'm going to ask the questions here if you don't mind. Go ahead caller. Go ahead. Ask us questions. Awesome. Awesome. Thank you for the dead air. Beautiful. That's the one thing that taught me in radio school. No dead air and this guy's giving me dead air. That faggot drummer. Okay. What about that? Already hitting the drummer for no apparent reason. He speaks another language which makes him even more inclined for homosexual activity. What language is he speaking that makes him prone to homosexual activity? Hungarian or what? Hungarian or what? Hungarian or what? Continue on with the Clorox Girls. This one's called Looking at You. It goes out to caller. Oh, yeah, I got to start this one. We're Clorox Girls. Thanks for listening to this radio show, Verbal Vomit. This is Looking at You by Clorox Girls S. Do you know I tremble? Because you let people touch you there. Oh! You thought I'm a pipe in your bed, girl. Oh, please be aware that you always let them push you, push you, push you, push you, push you around. Give them back my heart. Looking at a lost and found Cause I'm looking at you Looking at you Looking at you Looking at you Do you know I tremble Cause you let him touch you there You got a vampire in your bed, girl Please be aware That you always let him push you, push you, push you, push you around Get moved at my heart Looking in the lost and found Looking at you Looking at you Looking at you Looking at you You better tell that creep to beat it, baby Cause you're always on my mind Tell that creep to beat it, baby Cause you're always on my mind Tell that creep to beat it, baby Cause you're always on my mind Tell that creep to beat it, baby He's always, he's always, he's always Looking at you Looking at you Looking at you Looking at you Looking at me Looking at me Looking at me This one's called Stuck Inside a Hole. One, two, three, four. guitar solo It seems tonight I'm in snood and I can't get out I wanna hear her words Are so far and so dangerous I wanna shipwreck between her thighs I wanna get lost in the chamber of her eyes Oh, oh no Oh, oh no Oh, oh, oh no I am stuck inside a hole A good night, my friends I'm stuck inside a hole It seems today Oh, I'm wandering all around I wanna forget who I wanna forget who Because I can't remember anything else I wanna shipwreck between her thighs I wanna get lost in the chamber of her eyes Oh, oh no Oh, oh, oh no I am stuck inside a hole inside a hole. Good night my friends, I'm stuck inside a hole. Good night my friends, I'm stuck inside a hole. Good night my friends. Good night my friends. Wow! I've been down here before, Been down here too long, And I don't want to no more. Thought I'd better do ya first, Now my perversion has brought me the worst. Ow! We could get some claps. Wanna be in this room, wanna be inside land, I wanted it, thought I'd better do ya first, Now my perversion has brought me the worst. Didn't want to floss, but I'm doing it again, Going deep south with your pube in my mouth. Pube in my mouth. Pube in my mouth. Pube in my mouth. Oh didn't want to happen. Oh. But I'm doing it again. Oh. I'm going. I'm going. Oh. With your pube in my mouth. Pube in my mouth. Pube in my mouth. Pube in my mouth Pube in my Pube in my mouth, baby Yeah, yeah, yeah That's what I like Hey, you got a caller. You want to take that quick? Yeah, sure. Who is this caller? Hey, this is Todd. Is this Clark's girl? It's live on the air, still on driving. I can't check it out on the internet. Yeah, what's up, Todd? What's up, dude? What's going on? Hey, who's that, man? Hey, it's us, man. How's it going, Todd? Everyone is here. In the motherfucking house. In the motherfucking his house. All right, man, I have a difficult question. I have a difficult question right now for Justin. Okay, sir, go ahead. What's up with this? Justin does better shows when he drinks vodka than anything else. Why is that? Because he's drunk. Well, it's... I noticed he was like a crazy wild man when he was drinking vodka. That show on Long Beach. Let's see, that was at the Prospector. Or is it just the Prospector drives him wild, maybe? I think it's because my ancestry might be from Poland and the potatoes. There's something about when you leave the potatoes out too long, it turns into the crazy juice, and that might be good for me in some circumstance. I thought you were German. Are you Polish and German? I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. You're a Polish crowd. I think the story was that it was a Polack who gave their kid up to adoption and the Germans got him, and so I have a German surname. Der Mauer ist gefahren ja. Very interesting. Where are you driving, Mr. Todd? Is it karate lessons? Nope. I just left swing dancing lessons, which I was... Yes. Yeah, I know. Laugh it out. Actually. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. I just saw swingers the other night, man. You're seriously taking swing dancing lessons? That's so funny. I should have worn a bowling shirt instead of a Fred Perry, is what you're telling me. Ah. Well, no, Fred Perry makes you look tougher than a bowling shirt, that's for sure, unless you have the 90s time machine going. I don't think anything could make me look tougher. I'm just not very tough looking. Check this out. You sound like you got, like, maybe at least a 24-inch diameter neck, though. That sounds pretty tough. Are you denying or confirming? You sound pretty buff, dude. You're sounding buff as fuck. That laugh sounds it all right there. That's a buff laugh. Wait a minute. Lower my voice another two octaves. Does this sound like a 40-inch neck? Is my next house on 40 inches? As long as whoever listens to the spits when they work out are super tough. I guess that makes me super tough, man. Well, I'm glad, man. Where are you driving to? The Valley. The Valley, Val. To the left. I'm driving from the Valley by, I think you live by Ramos now over there in North Hollywood, right? Oh, no, a little further inland. Oh, no, no, no, little, I don't know. No, I don't live by North Hollywood, no. I don't live by North Hollywood. But Richard Ramos works at Home Depot, and we should all visit him there. Does he? Yeah. Texas. Hook us up with a discount? No. This is, I guess I'm breaking. The news to you, man. Richard is moving to Texas in two weeks, and he's no longer working at that Home Depot. He's transferring to one in Texas. He's on vacation, so he moved. Richard Ramos, for all of our listeners, he's probably the biggest record collector of spits paraphernalia in the world. And we're fellow lovers of the spits, and so Richard Ramos, let's give him a round of applause here. Yeah. Spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits. Spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits, spits. Spits, spits, spits. Ah, sure. Just spit all over my windshield. I will drive safely, man. I hope you have a hands-free device, but not a Bluetooth. What's wrong with Bluetooth? That's exactly what I'm saying. That's all right, man. If anyone messes with you, you just give them that look, and you'll give them the eye poker move. Give them the buff neck. You remember. You remember the look. The projection of, I'm really nice. But I will destroy you. I've recovered from my car accident, so I'm ready for some beach volleyball soon. Awesome. Awesome. Okay, man. Love you, man. Drive safe. Thank you for calling, dude. All right, dude. You have a good night. Late. Love you. All right. Thank you. I was hoping you would be a little pervier, but. One more thing. Yes. But apparently not. I guess swing dancing classes take it out of you like that. Basically. They just destroy the erection. Woo. And to top it off, he was wearing a bowling shirt. Oh, we have another caller. He had a friend named Fred Perry. Hey, welcome to Verbal Moment. Who's this? It's Jerry Hubley calling from Canada. Yeah. I'm Jerry Hubley. I'm Jerry Hubley. I'm Jerry Hubley. I'm Jerry Hubley. I'm Jerry Hubley. I'm Jerry Hubley. What's up, man? How are you? Hey, Justin. How's it going? Good, man. How are you doing? I'm doing well. What's up, man? Hello, Kanuckistan, man. What's going on in Kanuckistan? Hold on. You got to turn on your radio so that way you don't get that delay. Hello, Kanuckistan, man. The background. Yo, are you driving home tonight? I'll be on foot, man. On foot. Yeah, you didn't drive? No, man. I actually walked, surprisingly enough. Contrary to the Steve Martin movie, some people do walk in Los Angeles. How far are you from home right now? I'm a little short. About a very, very short walk for seriously. 45 feet? Yeah. All right. I just want to make sure you're going to be safe because, you know, last time I was in L. A. I love how we can hear ourselves in the background. Last time I was in L. A. Last time I was in L. A. What happened? No, no. You were good, man. I thought I took care of you. I was good. Were you good? I was good, too, man. I thought... We went to Burrito King, I thought. Oh, man. That was good. That was good. You prepared my food for me and shit. That was amazing. Yeah, man. When are you coming back? Don't you have a radio show out in Canada? This is a famous Kanukistani radio DJ here. Kanukistani? His name is Jerry Hubli. He runs a label called House Party Records, and he runs a good label and a good radio show out in Kanukistan. Rocket to Russia. Yeah, I'm about to relaunch it. Are you going to do it again? Of course, man. Anytime. Fly us out there. Can you get a new top ten for me? Fly us to Nova Scotia, man, and then we drink the real shit out there. Well, I got to go there, too. We got to fucking make our... Can I say fucking on this thing? You can say whatever you want. You can say fucking, man. All right. What are you playing next? A San Pedro on Thursday. Yeah, but what are you playing next on this thing? Oh, as soon as you hang up. Yeah. All right. Love you, man. Well, I love you, brother. I hope to see you soon. Come up here and play a fucking show. Love you, too, man. Richie has two Canadian denials on his passport, so... Dude, I'm mad. We need a proper work... If we have a work visa... You need another band member. Dude, kick me out. Seriously. This is bullshit. I'm supposed to be back. That's the second swipe at Richie today. He's getting it. I love you, Richie. I hate you all. I love you, Richie. I love it. Fuck you, Canada. I love you, man. Hold down the fort in Toronto, man. All right. I'll talk to you soon. All right, man. Love you, brother. Somebody's buzzing. Okay. All right. Let's do a song. Get us over with. Let's do it. All right. Is this going to be your last song? Oh. That's good. He spilled it up. Driving along in my automobile. Verbal vomit. How can I help you? Carl's Jr. over here. Jedi. Oh, my God. Verbal vomit. Say your speech. I believe that I'm the real thing. This guy. Let him talk. Let him talk. Let him be heard. He wouldn't have been able to tell that you've been drinking Pops for a ribbon. No, we have not. What else? Heineken, motherfucker. Why am I drinking the highlight of the champion of beers? Truthful words are not beautiful. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let's hear it. It's a short guitar player. I know his piñata points in the right direction, if you know what I mean. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. His piñata points in the right direction. It's a short guitar player. I want to expect you to. Wow. Thanks, Justin. Really? Hey, why are you blaming me? Truth. Listen, hold on here. Listen to this. Truthful words are not beautiful. Beautiful words are not truthful. Good words are not persuasive, caller. What the fuck was that? Persuasive words are not good, caller. He who knows has no wide learning. He who has wide learning does not know, caller. He who has wide learning does not know. It's like they're. It's like. Okay. Thing all the time. What all the time? I don't know. Let's play our song. Anyway, if you want to call, it's 800-893-9562. 800-893-9562. We're Clorox Girls on Verbal Vomit. What's the song called? This is our last one. Well, we'll see. We might have a couple more in us. This one's called Don't Take Your Life. It is the one that's been around for a long time and should be dead, but it's not dead. Before you guys play, can I hear some rhythm section clapping? This time, too. Thank you. All right, go ahead. Yeah. Count it. Count it. Count it off for us. Oh, hold on. I fucked it up, dude. Come on. Count it off again. I'm Jerry Hubey. I'm Jerry Hubey. It's a Saturday night and I'm still bored, looking for something to do. All day, oh, and tonight, I'm a wanderer without you. Oh, no, you make your mother cry. Oh, no, don't you say goodbye. Oh, no, don't make your mother cry. Don't you take your life. Don't be a virgin. Suicide. Don't you take your life. Don't be a virgin. Suicide. Suicide. I know you're all alone, locked up in your room. It's not fair. Your parents keep you there. Don't you take your tune. Oh, no, don't make your mother cry. Oh, no, don't you say goodbye. Oh, no, don't make your mother cry. Oh, no, don't make your mother cry. Oh, no, don't make your mother cry. Don't you take your life Don't be a virgin suicide Don't you take your life Don't you virgin suicide, suicide Don't you take your life away Don't you take your life away Don't you take your life away Don't you take your life away Don't you take your life Don't be a virgin suicide Don't you take your life Don't be a virgin suicide, suicide Alright, we're Clorox Girls. Yeah! Come see us at any time. Harold's Bar, San Pedro, California. They have deer heads on the wall. The bartenders will sell you speed from behind the bar. Amazing. If they recognize me, that guy's gonna destroy my face. Oh, what did you do? I tried to rip down the deer heads last time. Awesome. And that guy was gonna destroy my face. And the Budweiser helmets, I got them. I got the Bud Light helmets. You're on verbal vomit, what do you gotta say? You got the lights. Hello? Hello. Hello caller. Yeah, is Justin there? It's right here. Why do you keep, hello, that's me. Is this Justin Maurer? Hey, this is me, what's up? How are you doing? Welcome to verbal vomit. Hey man, this is, this is Ramos. Hey! Hey! Let's give him a round of applause. Richard Ramos! I'm not even hearing, I'm not even hearing the show. I'm at LAX waiting for Tyler and I'm hungry. Aww. Play me some, play me some music. Hey man, do you know what you should do is go up to that, what's that 60's bar in the LAX, what is it called? It's actually- Dude, I'm trying to find you guys, I'm trying to get online on my computer and the free wifi. Um, effin' sucks, can I say effin'? Yeah, you can say effin', fuckin', shittin', pissin'. Okay, it fuckin' sucks. There you go, thank you. Richard Ramos. Anyways. What t-shirt are you wearing, Richard Ramos? I have to say my full name. Richard Ramos. Nobody can find you. Take your identity. Hey Justin, we saw your doppelganger in Texas, I have a picture of him for you. I bet, alright, I bet he can't fuckin' wolf down one of these like I can. Ow! I've seen you wolf down some pretty harsh things, Dave. Oh! Anyways, if I, are you guys playing or what? What the fuck's this about? They decided to take over my radio show so I was like, they held the gun to him. They held the gun to my head so I couldn't say no. Well, what are you gonna do? You're gonna hold- You have a problem with that? Are you gonna, you wanna hold the phone to your ear and you want us to serenade you, is that what you mean? Play another song for Richard Ramos. Yeah, play me, play me that song where you and that, play me the song where you and that Latina say, chinga tu madre. Alright, here we go. One more time. One more time. Here we go, this is for you, Richard Ramos. I'm right here waiting, dude. Alright, this is for you, brother, Richard Ramos. Estoy en el Melonio, estoy en el Melonio, estoy en el Melonio, estoy en el Melonio, estoy en el Melonio de mi abuela. Ella estaba muy vieja. Cansada con la vida. Toda mi familia, mis abuelos y mis padres. Yo quiero vivir con mi papá. Llorando Rrraaaaaa! Traaron los malos, pistolas en las manos Mataron toda mi familia Ha ha ha ha! Estaba María tirada en el suelo Muriendo sagrano Chinga Tu madre That's for you, Richard Ramos. Thank you. Now, to make it really authentic, you guys should put decals of big old cows and roosters on the side of your car. Buy us a car. No. We just all need to get Astro Vans and we'll be set, brother. I gotta go put on my sweater. I'm getting kind of cold. You guys have a good night. Simone, Simone. See you later. Bye-bye. That was a nice surprise. That was kind of nice. It was kind of touching to the heart. Apparently, you have a doppelganger in Texas and I want to know what the hell... Oh, we have another call. All right. No, this is what I like to call you in shows. It's beautiful. You're on verbal vomit. Say your piece. Hey, guys. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, this is Glenn Parnassus, the vinyl king out in Pachuti County. I want to tell you guys that you guys are super hot. Hot fucking act. Thank you. Okay? And you're right up there. No, but seriously, you gotta hear me on this. You are right up there with the likes of Jan Parker and Sack Lunch. You know Jan Parker and Sack... Thank you. You guys gotta come out to Pachuti County, okay? You gotta come out here and you gotta show these people what real rock and roll will do to their hair. What will that do? What will it do? Thank you. What will it do to their hair, man? It's gonna make it... It's gonna make it fire and it's gonna make it blown back off their face. Nice. Pachuti County. What do you guys think of it? I think it's... Pachuti County. Or is that like San Bernardino? Oh, honey. It's much more north. It's more... You know where San Bernardino is? It's more north-south and then a little east and a teeny bit westerly. Is it off of Clayhorn? I don't know that. I think you're... It's out of your mind. Clayhorn is a prime dogging spot on the way to Las Vegas where truckers... It's a frogging spot? Dogging with... It's a flogging spot. Dogging with the D. Oh, dogging. It's where the truckers go to get their rocks off. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. I hear ya. We know about it. A little D-bagging. A little deep bush action. Okay. Roman soldier or two. Well, you guys... You guys are fantastic and you rock. Harder and harder than the sun. Keep it happening. Keep it happening for the... Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you for calling. Bye-bye. Patootie County, you guys should play it. Really? Shout out to Patootie. Patootie in the house somewhere southern, westerly, northern, or... East something. Don't know, but it's not near... What's that street you say? Clayhorn? Clayhorn. Clayhorn. It's a Clayhorn exit. In case you want to get some truckers, trucker action. Clayhorn. Go towards Vegas and get off at Clayhorn. Where the fuck's that at? Right about the way it takes a road. No, I didn't hit the... I hit the bottom of the... The base of the stand. If you want to go in and join in the conversation, it's 1-800-893-9562. Do it. Now, you guys want to play one more song? Yeah, fuck it. Let's go. Do one more. All right. Which one should we play? Oh, what? Play the song where Richie's not in it. Play a song where Richie's not in it. Yeah. Why don't you play? What do you want to do, dude? I don't know either. Rooter! All right, yeah. We know this one. This one's called Trashy Daydream. We'll do it a little slower. It'll be kind of fun. In the key of A, you're listening to Skid Row Radio. Verbal Vomit. Clark's Girls. Sitting in a room She don't care She don't care She can't hold it down It's not fair It's not fair Oh yeah Nice haircut. She turns on the TV set With remote control Passed another bowl Because there is no hope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope It's time for a guitar solo. A little like Eddie Van Halen, baby. She turns on the TV set With remote control Passed another bowl Because there is no hope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope Jirudismo's dope She smokes dope, man! Now she smokes that wacky tobacco Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's what I like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's what I like All right, all right. That was the Clorox girls. Now gents, come back to the table. Oh, we're coming, we're coming. Yeah, come in. Give them the number. I'm liking these calls. Yeah, that's what I'm like. 1-800-893-9562. You can call the station. The boy got the number right. Awesome. The more I have to drink Call us if you've been to Clay Gorn. The more I have to drink, the better the clagorn. The more I have to drink, the better the clagorn. The more I have to drink, the better the clagorn. The more I have to drink, the better the calls are. Yeah. 800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. Come on, little brother. I really wish that British guy would call back again. No, no. We don't want him. We don't want him. He's in a bit of a dead air anyways. Will you pass me another tecate? Now, Richard, I want to know one thing. Yo, what's up? I need to know why you've been banned from Canada. What is it about Canada that- Well, I've been kicked out three times. Dude, the story's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. You tell your side and I can tell my side. Yeah. Let's share both sides of the story. Let's welcome our gang from San Francisco everybody. Why don't you guys go up and introduce yourselves. Go ahead. Go ahead. Come on. Introduce. We have some guests. How's it going? The wild Jew from SF. K-Po-Duck. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, Douglas. What's up, guys? How's it going? Hello. Nice young lady over there. Going great. The lovely lady. What's your name? Lindsay. Lindsay. Hi. Welcome to Boom Bomber. She's a choo-choo. It's all right. It's okay. I went to the Tolerance Museum. Now I understand. No. I got to say this, though. I have to say this. Jew broads are fucking hot. I swear to God. I have not met an ugly Jew broad to date. I mean, my dream is to marry a Jap, a Jewish-American princess. Oh, my God. I mean, they're height maintenance, but you know what? This Mexican can probably tame me because I'm full of hopes and promises, and I don't deliver for shit. I'll promise you the world, but I won't give you it in return. But in the meantime, what I will give is great sex. That's it. Now, let's hear your side of this Canadian story. Why are you kicked out? Pakistan doesn't want you. Yeah. Why does it matter? Why does Pakistan want you? Well, the first time I went to Canada, I was partying with the Hey City team. In the mic. Which one? The one that's making your face. You can move it towards you. Both of them. There you go. There you go. All right. The first time I went to Canada, I was partying with the Hey City team in Seattle. So I smelled like shit and was just like alcohol and just drugs just pouring out of my body. But not real shit. None possibly real shit. Okay. Yeah, it was real shit. So I was on the fucking Greyhound going up north, and they pulled me off, and they were like, hey, so you need like 50 bucks a day to be in Canada. Do you have the money? I said, yes. No, wait, wait. Why do you need $50 a day to be in Canada? I have no idea. That's Canadian rule. I don't know. 10 beers a day so you can live, basically. Yeah, 10 beers a day you could live. Okay. So they fucking pulled me off. They asked me if I had the money. I said, yeah. And they wanted proof of the money. I said, where's the ATM? They said, get the fuck out of here. So they put me in a refugee camp. Wait, Canada has a refugee camp? Yes. They do have a refugee camp with a paper that said I was a refugee from the United States. Do you still have that paper? No. I didn't get to keep it. But Justin had to come pick me up with a bunch of fucking, well, like, okay, a bunch of fucking guards wouldn't let me leave. I'm like, I'm going to go to the corner store in the United States. They're like, no, you can't leave. You got to stay in this fucking camp. All right, whatever, dude. Justin had to come. So I came up. I got a phone call from Richie, and he's like, I just got denied from the Canadian border. And we had like a sweet Canadian tour lined up. We were playing with transmitters. We were playing with transmitters in Vancouver. Fucked up on career suicide in Toronto. Just like a killer. Well, basically, they have one highway that goes from east to west. And we had a few shows lined up on those. They have two cities, two bands, three bands. That was your international tour right there. Just shut down before you even started it? No, check it. We got in. Do you want to know why? Why? Because I'm a smooth criminal. How'd you pull it off, MJ? My little cousin lives about an hour from the Canadian border. He's a 16-year-old dude named Jonathan. And I was like, Jonathan, will you please drive me? Because Richie goes, they're sending me back on a bus to Seattle. And because I knew he had partied pretty hard the night before. Yeah, it was like shit, man. And so I pictured like a sweaty leather jacket clad. At the time, you had like the Marky Ramone haircut. Yeah, it's because I didn't cut my hair for a while. And so I imagined like what was going on. And he's like, I'm in a room full of turbans and pot leaf T-shirts. Good Kevin was there. And so I'm like, stay where you are. I'm going to come back. I'm going to come get you. So I got my cousin to drive us up. And so we get there and they're like, why are you going into Canada? And I was like, actually, my friend was denied from entering Canada. So we're going to pick him up. He's not in Canada. He's in America. And I was like, oh, well, where is he? And they point across the street. Where's your cousin from? Marysville, Washington. And so I'm like, okay. They're like, enter Canada, then turn left, then turn left again, back into America. And so I'm like, okay. You're basically making an international U-turn. Yeah. And so I get in. I turn around. And so I pull in. At the border, I get out. And all these guards rush at me with their hands on their guns. You know, their holsters, how the cops do it. They run out. And they're like, sir, sir, what are you doing, sir? Sir, can you please disperse, sir, sir? And they run out. And I'm like, well, my friend Richard Cardenas got stuck. And he's here in the room, wherever you keep the room. And they're like, okay, well, get in line. And so I talk to them. We have a Richard Cardenas. He's here. We don't have any record of any Richard Cardenas. I can continue after this caller. All right. All right. One verbal vomit. What do you got to say? Please hold for Dick Thickner. Okay. Alex Smith is Dick now. Just calling to let you know I didn't want to speak to you in the first place. I was just put on the phone by accident. Nice. Thank you. Okay. Thank you for listening. And then here at Mudd, you've got basically a terrorist in your band. A terrorist? He was kicked out of Canada. Three times. Three times. Three denials. I'm trying to finish the story, caller. You're the same guy, man. Denialians are so dumb, they'll run towards fires. I just can't adopt. I don't know. Jerry Hubley wouldn't do that, man. To make you stupid enough. Now, hold them then. Hold those calls. I'm not taking them right now. Now, I've got to investigate with this new jazz band that's been... Going around. Jazz band? Nice. So what is it then? It's a rock band. So what's a what? So what's a what? I'll ask the questions here. You know what? You asked the wrong questions. Why don't you enunciate? I don't know. This guy's getting close to Tracy Morgan as my favorite caller. Yeah. He's starting to, really. Tracy Morgan ruled it. Tracy Morgan. You got to run for your money now. Totally. Okay. Now, what's your question? Tell you the terrorist. What's up? Now's your time. You're making more dead air calling. Say it. Is that a Canada again, then? Yeah. Fuck. Yes. What the fuck did he just say? Can you repeat what you just said? Say it again. What was it? Sorry. I'm about to go through the channel. The channel. Get out of here. Get out of here, caller. All right. We'll talk to you later, you twat. That's great. Oh, my God. This guy. All right. Anyway, finish your story. Yeah, back to your story. I lost my place. So, anyway. So, I'm like Richard Cardenas. We have no record of Richard Cardenas. And so, they're like, call him and tell him to step. Let's see. Hello. This story's never going to finish. Verbal vomit. What do you got to say? Yeah. Hello. Yeah. Hello. Hello. You have the worst British accent in the world. It's just the same. It's the same fucking one that you've been calling with for the whole thing. Hello. Hello. Is this Kentucky Fried Chicken? No, it's not Kentucky Fried Chicken, but I can't regret your call. We don't deliver. We don't deliver. Is there a gentleman by the name of Kevin there? Yeah, there's a Kevin. There's a Kevin. Who are you from San Pedro? You live in San Pedro? I do. Yeah, I love that place. Let me tell you how much I love it. I love that place so much. How much? I went to Busy Bays and I saw a roach. I saw a roach in my sandwich, but I still ate it because I love it that much. That's San Pedro love right there when you eat the roach out of the sandwich. Eat it. Eat it. Mike Watts, bro. So, girl, what exactly kind of music do you guys play? What kind of music do you guys play? That kind? That's a song. Like that? You hear that one? Yeah. Are you guys live in the studio or are you guys just recording? Live. They're live. Holy shit. Is this Paul? I think I'm a really boring caller right now. Yeah, I think so. I have an idea, Paul. Call back with a different voice. I think I should hang up and let somebody else call in. Tracy Morgan. Paul, is that you knocking on the door? Get us Norm MacDonald. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's talk about Dirty Work. It's a great movie. Okay, now you're a saint. Okay. No. Well, there's no record of Richard Cardenas. Yeah, we don't know Richard Cardenas. So they say, tell him to step outside. He goes, are you sure? They told me just to sit here. And so I'm like, no. They yelled at me. They yelled at me a lot. I see this sweaty dude, leather jacket, Marky Ramone's haircut, backpack, stepping out on their camera. Gotta be sweaty. They're like, tell him to stay where you are. And so we got some more guests. Hey! We got more guests. Yes! Come on, son of a fuck. A C-collar. Pedro San Pedro. Cig Heil. Another collar. I wonder if it's Paul. Please don't be the same person. I'm the British guy. We need a new collar. 800-893-9562. This is a verbal bomb. What do you got to say? Sorry, is this Kentucky Fried Chicken? No, it's not, Paul. Was there some limey bastard on there bad-mouthing Canada just then? Oh, there was. You actually sound Canadian. There was a limey bastard, man. I was questioning everything I noticed. This is Jerry Hubley calling back. Yeah. I'm Jerry Hubley. Yeah, let's do it. What's that guy's problem? I don't know, man. He said you guys were stupid. Is this the real Jerry Hubley? Yeah, this is the real Jerry Hubley. How are you doing? This is Dave. We had the real Tracy Morgan and the real Jerry Hubley, man. Awesome. Yeah, no. No, no. I'll take that guy out. Cool. Well, when we find him. We'll let you know. Well, dude. I mean, I love Canada. I have another question. Go ahead. What's your question? Are the guys from Images there tonight? No, they're actually in San Francisco. They're playing with the Buzzcocks. I was hoping they could play a song. They're really good and better and stuff. Yeah, man. Those guys, they take a bunch of ephedrine. They take a bunch of ephedrine. Okay. Finish your fucking story. No, no, no. We were just saying how Richie got denied and then I got him in. And then you guys keep calling. Okay. I have another question, too. You said that you had a show in Vancouver and a show in Toronto? Yeah. In between, we did Edmonton, Winnipeg, and wait, Saskatoon. Okay. Because that's like 50 hours of driving. I know, dude. One highway. With the moose, they were about to run into the road. If they didn't, we're chewing their cud, we would be dead. We did almost hit a moose. Mooses don't chew cud. Cows do. I was going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say that, yeah. Well, what do mooses chew? Grass? I'm not sure, actually. No, but what's your favorite Canadian beer, in your opinion? There's a beer. It's a Halifax, Nova Scotia beer called Oland Export Ale that every time friends of mine come from home, I get them to bring me some of it. There's not a lot of good beer in Toronto, actually. Seriously? That's kind of surprising. I mean, there's some good microbrewery shit, but Canadian beer. Canadian beer. Canadian beer is completely superior to American beer as a whole. It's stronger. It is true. It's stronger. Everyone behind me says no. It's stronger, but it's more expensive, but it's stronger. Our worst beer is far superior to your best beer. But it's pretty expensive. I think you buy about 12 beers, and it costs what? $30. Yeah, $30 Canadian, right, for a 12-pack? Generally about $20. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. I actually like American beer better. I don't know if it's because I'm a cheap, poor asshole. Richie has a good story. We were going to buy to-go beers from Winnipeg, and there was these. In Winnipeg at the time, the police were taking the natives, the Canadian Indians, out into the wilderness and throwing them into the snow. They actually take them into a field and shoot them here. Well, they took them into the snow so they would freeze. They took the drunks out and they ditched them. Yeah, that's what they do. And so Richie and I were in this bar, and there were these dudes flexing, and they go, you guys look like a bunch of. You look like faggots, eh? And I'm not even joking. And we're like, no, man, we're rockers. We're rockers. Because to us, you look like a bunch of faggots. We were wearing pretty tight pants, and they were flexing. They were girl pants. These guys' biceps were like as big as an American football. I guess you have the CFL, Canadian Football League, as big as a CFL ball. And these guys are flexing, and me and Richie thought we were going to have to grab some bottles and fight these guys because they were about to destroy us. Like, literally, man. And we were just buying. Well, I mean, in their defense, I've seen you guys before, and you guys do totally look like faggots. Wow. No, yeah, you know, I don't blame them. I don't blame them, man. You are handsome gentlemen. You are handsome gentlemen. I've got to say that. Well, we can't fit in those pants right now, so maybe we look like straights right now because we don't fit in our old pants. No, you don't look like straights. You look like fat faggots. That's the quote of the night. Let's give a clap to Jerry Hubley there. That was a good one, Jerry. So in Toronto, hey, career suicide and fucked up. What's going on in Toronto these days? Actually, fucked up did a thing, well, I guess, yesterday morning. Speaking of fat faggots. They did a... What's that? I'm just kidding. I go, speaking of fat faggots, I was just being a jerk. I was just being a jerk. Well, actually, I've got some inside. Fuck. I've got some inside fucked up news as part of this story, if you want. Let's hear it. Yeah, why not? It's breaking news. Today, their album came out today, but last night at midnight, they did a thing where they took over an art gallery and opened a fucked up store for 24 hours where at midnight you could go and buy their record. Okay. Like back in the day, you remember, like, people used to go and buy, like, the fucking Marilyn Manson record at midnight and shit? Yeah. They did that. So I went and I'm kind of friends with, with one of the band members and she, You're a liar. She was like, here's some inside information. An hour ago, Damien quit the band. Okay. So their singer quit, their singer quit last night. So he's all about Much Music now? Yeah. He's a host on Much Music, right? He's a host on MTV Canada. But he smokes a lot of weed, so I guess it might just be all talk. Well, I heard, I heard that once Durange Records, like they were in Vancouver and Gord from Durange, Durange Records goes, we're going to take you to the sushi place, get anything you want. And that dude just like sucked Gord dry, man. Like he, they, Speaking of Durange Records, you got Kirk here from the Neocons. Oh yeah, we got the Neocons here, Durange Records. Oh, Durange Records represent. Yeah. All right. I won't, I won't take up any more of your time. No, it's okay. I'm going to go back on them. Actually, you're the most, I'm going to go back to, besides Tracy Morgan, you're the most interesting caller. I'm serious. People just keep calling it with bad English accents and telling us we're, I can also tell you about the statues, statues transmitter show a couple of weeks ago, where I missed the whole thing. I missed it because some strange girl I'd never met before came up and started grabbing my dick on the dance floor. And then I got really embarrassed. So I went back to her house. So I missed the whole show. I told the statues guys I was sorry, but I had to leave. We have a Durange Records Neocons, Kirk here. If you want to ask Kirk a question, I think, what's going on? I think you should embarrass this guy. Hi Kirk. Hey, how you doing? Good. How? He has a tattoo. Hey Kirk. What's up? Is Gord from Durange Records the most French person you've ever talked to in your life? He's pretty French. Not Quebecois French. He's not that bad, but he's pretty French. He's pretty French. Yeah. Poutine eating, poutine dribbling off his chin. He reeks of frog legs. He's all right. Yeah, he's pretty froggy. All right, guys. The images guys can't come up. They don't play any songs or anything, right? Those guys, they're in San Francisco. They're opening for the Buzzcocks. I'm glad you dig them. Do you guys know any images songs? The Frustration. Yeah, maybe they can play one. I don't know. They had, hey, do you have your pre-program? Can we do images song? No, no. I want you guys to play their songs instead of your song. It's Frustration. I don't know. I don't know any of their songs. Sorry, Jerry Hubley. I tried. I love you. Love you, too. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Good Kanakastani presence, man. Yeah. We have Kanakastani callers. First, we had Canada not getting love, and then Canada was being defended and given all the love. Oh. If this is Limey Bastard, Limey Bastard's hogging the air. You're on Verve Vomit. What do you got to say? So, Jerry, he's like, thinks he's a big man, man. Yeah. He thinks he's a big man because when he strikes a jump out in the middle of the woods, he takes off his sleeve. But he's fantastic, man. You're kind of on fire, Limey Bastard. Let's give him a round of applause. Yeah, Limey Bastard. Limey Bastard is on fire. If a house that has a crane elevator in the backyard does not mean that you live. What's that? In the Trump Town. Trump Tower. The Trump Tower? It's the closest place that a Canadian can even think about living and still be in North America and still be in civilization. Jesus Christ. Wow, you just hate Canadians, don't you? And it's called a moose need. Now, what's your beef with the Canadians? Yeah, I want to hear that. Don't ask that. What's your deal? Take him down. Fuck Canada. Let's hear it. Jerry Huxley has no idea. Even. What? His, uh, what's countrymen need in a moose? What do they need in a moose? What do you need in a moose? Well, a moose is a plant. Oh, what if that's the idea that a Canadian with a maple leaf shit pattern would call up and demonstrate such ignorance about what is natural plant? Because a moose is a plant. Jerry Hubli. Just sent us an electronic message asking you if you've ever swallowed teeth. You'll be called back. I was born in the United Kingdom. Okay, now, now, now, now, now, let me ask you a question. Why do you hate Canadians? What is it about Canadians? What's the deal? Limey bastard. What's the deal? What's the deal? Oh, God. Have you ever eaten Thai food? Yeah. Okay, so? When I was in Thailand, I murdered a whole bunch of people. Uh-huh. Just laid them down like they were nothing. Mm-hmm. I was like, oh, God, I hope they weren't Canadians. Okay. Because I would have taken a little bit of extra joy in taking every one of their lives. But what started that? Yeah, what is it about Canadians you just don't like? Did they fart on you or something or what? Jerry Hubli says, conversely, have you ever shit teeth? We're getting some electronic messages. We're having England versus Canada going on here, which I really enjoy. It seems like a battle royale. You know, it's actually the first time where America's not being hated. It's true. Yeah, yeah. Take the heat off us for once. Oh, you know what it is? I think I know why. I understand. Because, you know, the Canadians got their asses handed today. Yeah. During the gold cup for soccer. 2-0 against the U. S., so. Oh, I didn't know that. But anyway, but then they'd be hating on the U. S., not these limey bastards. Well, a limey bastard just hates Canadians because he never went, you know. Is it because, why do you hate Canadians? You never really explained why. You went to Thailand. Yeah, you went to Thailand. You met a few you didn't like. Is that about it? You don't like them. You don't like mousse. You're not a fan of the maple leaf pattern. Is it because they, you know, it's because they talk French? Are they really not part of the empire? Yeah, they have the. At least the colonies had the. The force to stand up to the queen and say, we're not going to take this shit anymore. The Canadians have been bending over for years. And they still got the queen on their money with their backside up to America. You want to know who's swallowed? It's a Canadian. I don't know. I want to hear the Hugh Lee response. Yeah. All right, caller. Why don't you give the Canadians. A chance to defend themselves here. All right. Well, the Canadians can have all their day. Okay. Is it Canada day? Should we sing Oh Canada for them? Shall we? Oh, Canada. Our home and native land. True patriot. It's a. Dude, Limey. Limey bastard. Dude gets a round of applause because he keeps getting better and better. I was getting sick of him for a minute, but now I know. I just wish I knew what the hate for Canadians. I mean, I like Canada. I've never been there, but I've been, you know. Oh, I'm liking this. Verbal vomit. What do you got to say? Hey, guys. Hello. Hello. Look, I don't have a thing against Canadians, but I got to tell you something. Sure. Good Canadians. Ray Don Chong. Howie Mandel. Corey Haim. Rick Moranis. Bad Canadian. Jerry Hubli. That's two for Jerry. Just like there's not a lot of good Canadian beer in Toronto, there's not a lot of good Jerry Hublis in Canada. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. He's a no account rubberhead motherfucker. Rubberhead. Yeah. Well, you know, the hey. What? Go ahead. Go ahead. Let's hear it. Anyway. Clarks girls. Yeah. Play another song. Play another song and don't answer another call from Jerry Hubli, who's a smarmy fucking shithead. What's happening? Where's this hate girl? We're opening some can of worms here. You know what? Actually, I want Jerry on the show. Yeah, Jerry. Jerry, call back if you're still listening now. Poor Jerry. Call back, Jerry. Well, thank you caller for calling in and letting us hear this taste for Jerry and Canadian beer. The rest of Canada. Thank you. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. He and that limey bastard to Toronto any time and we can do this. Those motherfuckers don't know a goddamn thing about Jerry Hubley whatsoever. And if they come here, they'll learn two or three things about Jerry Hubley that they'll wish they had never learned. Who was that last guy? I don't know, man. You know what, Jerry? I don't know. I don't know who the limey bastard is, but apparently they have hate for Canada and they hate you for some reason. I think you're a nice guy from what I've heard. You know, I think you're a stand-up guy. You defend Canada and you defend the quality of beer. I'm a Canadian patriot. Okay. Do you watch football at all? No. Oh, well then. We watch hockey. You watch hockey. Yay. Now, hockey. Now, who are you? Are you going for the Canucks? The Canucks, obviously. Absolutely not. No? Who are you going for? Senators. The Boston Bruins. You're going for the Bruins? Bruins! So Canada gets no love in hockey for the finals. There are more Canadians on the Bruins than there are on the Vancouver Canucks. Well, there it is. Well, America does import a lot of players. What else, man? Give it to him, man. Give it to limey bastard and give it to other guy. Well, that limey bastard, I mean, he's just from an inferior country, period. Have you been to London? No. Yes. It's a shit hole. Everything costs a million fucking dollars. The food is goddamn terrible. Everything is rotting and crumbling into the ground and the people are completely shitty. It's an awful country. And the other guy, I don't even know where he's from because he just called and said rubberhead, which nobody fucking understands what that means. No. I've never heard that. And he should probably keep his voice down because he's probably going to wake his parents up. But you guys should play a song. All right. That's the second time. Do you have a request? A request? Yeah. Let Jerry request a song. Yeah. Go ahead, man. Play something now. I tuned in late. Did you guys play Eva Braun yet? No, but I could do it. Want to do it? Do it. Yeah, do it. All right. All right. All right, Jerry. This is for you. Just do it. No, no. We all clap. All right. I'm going to do my best. I don't remember the intro, but I don't even remember it. Sorry, Hubli. No, I'm going to do my best. How does the intro go? Oh, it's the yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can do this too, kids. Start your own band and you can be on Skid Row Radio and start a war between nations. Here we go now. His daddy's name was Adolph his mother's Eva Braun. He was headed for the mortuary because he's a saviour in a particularly poor country. That's a long story. That's a long story. He's the saving son Treaded in life Treaded ego Washed his hands in blood Well he's alright Left his shoes behind His feet are caked in mud Alright now There we go He moved far away from New York Down the Tigris and the Nile He would greet his humble host With a handshake and a smile Stayed true to his simple trust Washed away the doubt and lust Of creases in the palm of his hand To his last day a simple man Ooh Everybody Ooh Keep it going with the oohs A-H plus E-B equals love A-H plus E-B equals love Alright now Come on drummer Come on drummer Come on drummer Come on drummer Come on drummer Come on drummer Come on, drummer. Something like that. Wait, hold on. Fuck it up. Ending. All right. One, two, three, four. Let's do the oohs again. One, two, three, four. Ooh. Come on, Caesar. Ooh. Keep these oohs, man. Ooh. Ooh. A-H plus E-B. A-H plus E-B equals love.