Juice fast, sex talk, and listener Q&A

what's up my friends this is Melissa you are listening to oral stimulation on skid row studios.com and XM 165 I'm gonna be totally honest I am completely out of it today I've been doing a juice fast and I think it's messing with me what kind of juice all kinds of juice it's disgusting are you making it or buying it I'm making it carrot no no sorry no carrots okay oh celery is so disgusting right now Austin so basically what I did was I found this place called ritual wellness in Costa Mesa and then I found someone who had copied their recipes oh bootleg bootleg juicing that's good you bootleg juicing you gotta cut your you gotta save your money whenever you can I know my fabulous co-host how's it going good I'm a little ill I know that's what I was getting to you're sick Austin ain't some bad Mexican it burns so good oh Mindy how are you doing in there pretty good pretty good okay Mindy's gonna save us when this ship starts to go down I got my raspy ass voice do not cough I got my raspy cough in here do you understand so where do you get bootleg juice okay I might need some of that right I just looked it up online but um so basically you do three green juices which are vile and disgusting and then you alternate those with like a fruit juice and a lemonade and then this what I have right here in the bottle next to me some nut milk and it's made of raw juice and a lemonade and then this what I have right here in the bottle next to me some nut milk and it's made of raw cashews wrong kind of nuts I had some of the other nut milk the other day it was pretty good too nut milk you're talking like almond milk or something like that this is cashew cashew what's the other kind of uh nut milk actual nuts all right you're talking like babies you guys are giggling like school girls I'm not giggling at all I'm actually asking a question what like boys nuts well man nuts whatever you so that are you saying that you swallowed maybe a little bit I couldn't swallow all the way because it was my shut up it was my first time going down on this guy like that and I didn't want to so actually that's a great question for me what like do you at what point do you spit at what point do you swallow when you're in a relationship okay well you know I never swallow I don't even like that stuff in my mouth I like it on my face because it's a good facial it's good for you your skin you like the money shot yeah I like to do the rock star blowjob where you just slide it all over your face and you get so dirty and you're forgetting your eye uh I have got into my eye it sucks how about up your nose no I would die you would I would but anyway so I was going down on this guy and he said I want you to I want it you know in your mouth and I was like okay so I did but I kind of so innocent so innocent I kind of faked it a little bit because here's the thing if you're going down on a guy and you're going to take it in the mouth the first time you don't know if it's going to like shoot into your throat and choke you or if it's just going to dribble out you have to get like an idea of what's going to happen so you're not shocked and then gagging you don't want to throw up on a guy I'll give you insight tell me you f the guy first so that way you know his load is shot and then you go down on him the second round and at that point you know there's less in there yeah but it always is she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she Have a chance to like fuck and then move on to the next round. Gotcha. No, but for next time. Yeah. No, that's really good advice because I love tasting my pussy on a guy's cock. I think that's hot actually. It's not bad. I think it's really hot when you're with someone and they don't mind kind of, you know, like you go down on them and then you kiss them and they're cool with that. I'm not talking any kind of weird donkey moves or whatever, you know. No, I think that's really hot. Like if I'm finger banging a chick and I like put my fingers in her mouth. No, you put your fingers in your own mouth after you've been fingering her. Maybe hers and then mine. You wouldn't. It's the same as going down on a girl. Yeah, I know. Unless your fingers are dirty. Depends on the moment. Do you have dirty fingers? No, I'm always sterile. What? Clean. I always like, I keep like Purell in my back pocket. Ew. I don't know how you got sick then. Actually, I don't know. It started off with allergies. And then like, so, you know, it's just one thing after another. I thought I was fighting it off. And then, like, you know, I lost my voice for a couple of days. It came at you. Yeah, it came at me. So let's tell the listeners what we were talking about actually right before we went on air. We have some good news. Oh, what? Someone won the contest. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Really? We have a winner? Yeah, we have a winner. People actually connect with us on Twitter at Oral Stim. Can you believe that? No. So can you remind everyone what the question was, Melissa? Okay, guys. So this is, honestly, by the way, this is just because Austin doesn't want to talk about jerking off with his left hand. FYI. So the question was, the question was, what was the challenge that Alex and his friends did over New Year's in New York? So we got a tweet, a reply to that challenge, to that question. And our contest winner is at Swooshman on Twitter. Goes by Eli, and he got it right. Shout out to that Swooshman. The 1,000 pound challenge. Swooshman? Swooshman. Oh. Swoosh. Swooshman. Of course, that's the first thing that you would do. Well, congratulations, Swooshman. Tell him what he's won. That's awesome. What did Swooshman win? He won an autographed picture of my face. Your face? Yeah. With the money shot? Yeah. I can't believe you got a hold of that. He might throw some money. He can do his own money shots on it. He can do his own money shots. He can come down. I'm trying hard not to talk so much. Where is he from? We don't know yet, the details. Yeah, I asked him to text, to DM his address. All right. That hasn't happened yet. All right, we'll come into studio. We'll set up a money shot photo session. There you go. And how's that for a prize? For him to come in studio and pick it up, I think that's even better. I like that idea. Hopefully he's local. Yeah. That would be good. Swooshman, if you're local, come in studio. We would love to have you. Thanks for playing. Thanks for playing. Yeah. And guys, stay tuned because we'll always have more contests. Maybe sometime. Where will they find us? What's the Twitter again? Where are people going to find us? At Oral Stim for Twitter. That's A-U-R-A-L-S-T-I-M. Good call, Austin. You can also find us on Facebook. Facebook.com slash Oral Stimulation Radio. What's our email? I always forget that one. Oral Stim at gmail.com. That's A-U-R-A-L-S-T-I-M at gmail.com. And I really think people should follow us on Facebook because I want to start doing videos with you guys. Like YouTube videos. Yeah. Don't you think that would be awesome? I want to be the next size. Have you shot YouTube videos? Yes. Absolutely. I've never been on one. Not by choice. Maybe in the background. It's going to happen. Actually, speaking of. Jacking off. No. Next. Have you? Wait, what? What's going on? No, hang on. I want to find out real quick. You think you may have been in a relationship with someone? In the background. Have you ever been actually in a porn video? A sex tape? A sex tape? Not that's been broadcasted or like gotten out. I've made them like privately with a significant other or so. Like in relationship wise. Do you always have control of the footage? Oh, yeah. Actually, it's one of those things. I think we'll have fun with it at the moment and then we'll delete it. And we keep that kind of between us. And like last week, you're talking about my penis picture getting out. I don't know who has that. Well, I don't know either. I don't know. Gee, thanks. I'm going to find out. I'm going to hang. I'm going to shignite him, hang him over a fucking balcony. All right. Well, someone has something to look forward to. Austin, have you ever done a sex tape? No. Ever? And if I did, no, I wouldn't even keep the video. I mean, that's like damage waiting to happen. What if you did a sex tape, but you just didn't know it? And then I made millions of dollars from it? What if your landlord had a camera? I'm just asking. That's not even a sex tape. Yeah, that's called like a... All of a sudden there's a video on the internet and you're like, Hey, Austin, I saw this video of you beating off in the shower. Ew, do you do that? That's candid. Okay, there's an ongoing joke right now because right before we came on, we were talking about jacking off and Melissa admitted that she uses both hands. We weren't going to talk about me. We called her a switchbanger because she could finger bang herself with both hands. I don't... No, I don't do insertion with my fingers. Well, you rub your clit. Right. I switch hands. Start with the right hand, switch to the left hand, go back and forth. Gotcha. But you guys apparently always use your dominant hand only. Yeah, and we asked each other if we would do it with our opposite hand, and we both admitted that we do. And Austin said... On occasion. And I said, it just isn't the same. But... But... That's kind of the point. I guess we want something different. Isn't it? I mean, are you trying to just get it over with as fast as you can? With my opposite hand. Well, I don't know if it's always trying to get it over with as fast as possible, but when you try to change things up, sometimes it's just not as good. You lose the rhythm. It's what you know. Yeah, I thought Austin used both of his hands. I figured, yeah. One on top of the other. Yep. A bold pepper cracker. You know, they have the stranger, you sit on your hand and get it really, really numb. Gross. So you can't feel it, then try to pretend it's someone else. You always got to take it too far. That's what I do when Austin... When he's asleep in the car when he's out to Vegas. No. I pull out his hands, start jacking me off. Yeah. I think Alex actually pretends to be asleep in the back of the car on the way home, and then he's actually jerking off. That's what I think is going on. Shout out to Jose, who's listening right now, live. Hi, Jose. Who wants to be in our YouTube video. Oh, yeah. He just texted me. Come on in, Jose. Jose, YouTube. We got you, buddy. Let's do it. If somebody wants to be in our sex video, it's going to be like the sex Harlem shake, apparently. 800. 800-893-9562. It's sweeping the nation. We're going to go viral with her. So anyways, you're talking about sex tapes to bring you back on the topic. Yeah. Oh, but real quick, before we even get to that one, I wanted to tell you, I found this new form of art, right? A new form of art? Yeah. Just when I thought I've knew every kind of art, there's a new one? It's called like hilarious literature or something. I wish I wrote down the name. But basically what these people do is they set up a camera on one side of the table. Camera on one side of the table. Gotcha. There's a girl facing the camera sitting there. Facing the camera sitting there. Okay. Reading her favorite book. Okay. There's someone you don't see under the table with a Hitachi magic wand, which is like the ultimate sex toy. It's so ultimate you have to plug it in. Okay. And basically throughout the girl trying to read, the person with the wand is trying to make her come. And eventually she comes. Is she actually really reading? Yeah. Yeah. How can you focus? Well, some of them are like nine minutes long. Nine minutes long? Mm-hmm. Dang. Could you really hold out for nine minutes while a freaking, like a vibrator is sitting there like playing with her genitalia? Yeah. If there's a- During one of our other episodes when I bought you that little mobile one, you were like- Well, you know what? If we got all those likes, I'm just saying. But do you think you'd hold out for like nine minutes? Yeah. Because it's not just, you're not in a comfortable situation. You know, you- Yeah. But- Yeah. At some point, if you hit like the fourth gear or mode or whatever, I mean- We should try it. Dude, well, Austin, can you find us a Hitachi magic wand? Can you? Like right now? Is that what it's called? Yeah. How much do they cost? Like 80 bucks. I think. Is it 80 bucks? I think so. Is it plug-in or rechargeable? Yeah, it's plug-in. I'm going to do research on this. You have to, it's like, it's huge. It's really big. So anyway, besides all the reading and magic wands and things, what we really wanted to get to was Farrah Abraham's porn video, because she is bigger than Kim Kardashian now. Have you guys seen the video yet? I'm kind of out of loop. Who is this? Who is this person? Kim Kardashian's actually pretty big right now. Have you seen her? Her in her floral print? I have seen her. Does that look like a couch? She is huge. Farrah Abraham started out as the skanky teen mom from Iowa who couldn't get along with her parents. And then she had a baby. And now she's fucking everyone. I guess. I don't know the whole story. She was fucking prior. Yeah, that's like her thing, I guess. She's a teen mom. How's that breaking news? But no, I was hearing about this earlier. What is it? Like teen mom takes it in the back door. Right? Yeah, that's the name of it. You're right. Is it really? Yeah. Okay. But it is crushed Kim Kardashian's sex tape. And she sold it to Vivid for $1.5 million. $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? $1.5 million? What? She also has a low six-figure endorsement deal for diet and fat loss pills. So, young girls with nothing to look forward to in your life, go get pregnant and hopefully MTV will pick you up and you'll be a rich-ass superstar. That's the message I'm getting. Wait, so you're telling me this girl goes from teen mom to freaking porn star overnight? Basically. And she made one point, Vivid gave her $1.5 million for the tape? Yeah. And apparently... She still doesn't know how to do her makeup because these pictures are scary looking. All right. King's won. I'm stoked. Okay. We can move on now. Yeah. Go, Kings, go. She kind of looks like a clown. I mean, in this picture, yeah. Do you have a picture of her, Austin? There you go. She looks kind of manly, actually. I don't know. She's really petite. I mean, she's cute. I'm sure she has a good tape, but... Yeah, but petite? I like a little meat on a girl. How much would it take to get you to give up your sex tape? Dude, you fill up my gas tank. I'll fuck you right now. I didn't say with me. I meant between the two of you. Oh, shit. Between whom? Between Moss and I? Yeah, on that side of the table over there. Austin and Alex. How much is it going to take to get you guys on tape? When do I get paid? After it's released? Half and half. Half and half. Once I reach my top 10, I would demand payment. Your top 10 what? Downloads. I don't know. I'm just kidding. Who am I sleeping with? Each other. Wait, me and him? Okay, this went downhill fast. Bits gone wrong on skidrowstudios.com. Did you guys get that? Come on. How much would it take? I'm not sleeping with Alex. Ever? Like to sleep in the same bed? Or like to actually have sex? Backdoor. No, there's no money. Are you sure? I'm positive. Come on. So there was a million dollar bill waggling in front of your face. And all you had to do is take a reverse shit as in Alex's penis. Why would Alex be on top? I don't know. It doesn't have to be. But I mean, if you're getting paid a million dollars. Alex doesn't say anything. I think he likes it. Well, I'm just wondering, what if it was enough money to take care of yourself and your family and your kids and your grandkids? Where's the line at? Yeah. There's always usually some kind of monetary compensation. There's always a compensation where everyone will go over the line. Plus a private island. So what would yours be? I don't think a private island is worth that. I'm sorry. You never have to work for the rest of your life for five minutes of penetration. Dude, Austin, I'm fast anyways, bro. It'll probably be like a whole 38 seconds. Alex is down. Alex doesn't even need to get paid. He's just in it for the experience. Well, same thing for you. He's an intern. Melissa, you've never done anal. So for you to do anal, like, what would your price be? It's the same thing if I fucked Austin. Well, who's doing it to me? Mindy with a toothbrush? Jeremy. Jeremy. I'm sick. Ron Jeremy. Not Jeremy Hansen. Oh, we saw Ron Jeremy at AdultCon. Jeremy Hansen was Latino. He was looking kind of rough. Yeah. Or maybe we get Vic. Vic Swartz. Maybe we'll get him to give you anal. Yeah. Let's get Vic. I don't want anal from anyone. Oh, by the way, breaking news, guys. This Ferris gang is from Omaha. So this is right up my alley. Ooh. Wait, you guys went to kindergarten? Is that what you said? We're BFFs. She's actually my cousin. Oh, nice. Tell your cousin to buy you a new car. Right? That's what we do in Omaha. We get crazy. But she moved to Iowa. She did the tape in Iowa, right? I'm guessing. Iowa. Ooh, that's me. Yeah, I have no clue about where she taped it. Come on, Austin. What's your line? Not, no. It's honestly, I don't know how much money you'd have to put in front of me. I'd probably first question Leon Thyssen to, the quality of the bills. You have the pen. Yes, exactly. You've got the pen to mark the bills. I need to see it. And I wonder who's paying for that, honestly. Who wants to see that? Dude, I got a dollar bill the other day that said, this money was given to a stripper. And I felt dirty for a minute. And then I was like, oh, I'm not the stripper. Okay. Well, how, just because it's from a stripper means it's dirty? No. But I'm just saying, they were implying that it was in somebody's butt. Oh. You don't just like hand a stripper. A dollar bill. You make it rain on them. Yeah. You don't, I never hand them dollars. I like, like. Do you throw it at them? Yeah. Do you get like a, like a super soaker and just blow money out on the stage? A super soaker? I don't know. Like a, like a t-shirt gun maybe? This is what I do. When I walk into the club, I get in there and I get, I go to the, the waitress or the bartender and I ask for a thousand and ones. And at that point I just cause chaos. Do they really let you bank like that? Yeah. Definitely. Really? Yeah. You want to see a picture of my last one? I'll post it. No. I want to know the next time you're going to a stripper. You have like a thousand dollars to just spend at a strip club? To throw at bitches? Seriously. Single moms. I support single moms. Kind of like the t-shirt gun idea. I'll take my shirt off right now for a thousand dollars, Alex. Mindy, you need to go to a weekend club. Seriously. I'll make out with Mindy naked for a thousand dollars. That's a real job. What the heck is going on in here? Found their line. I have a feel you could. Drilling down on the price. What is that? That's two thousand and ones right there. Where? Are you like just rich or something? Why is it bagged? What kind of drug dealer are you? What do you mean? What is this a picture of? Oh my God. Those are ones. Bundled up. A thousand a piece. Why do you have bulldogs on here? What the heck are you looking at? Anyway. So that's your line? A thousand dollars? No. I mean, if a girl's doing great pole work, I, which I could appreciate, I would definitely reward her for it. How much, how much is the most you've dropped at a strip club in one night? Oh, geez. I don't want to disclose this. Come on. The most I've dropped at a strip club in one night? Yeah. Three thousand. Are you serious? Yeah. In one night? Well, maybe it was 3,200, but around 3,000. Was she worth it? It wasn't. There was multiple. Actually, what happened was I won a bunch of money and then bright idea. We go strip club. Who's bright idea? Call them out. I don't know. Somebody. It was your own idea, wasn't it? No, not me. So then we go and I'm with all my friends. And at that point, they're actually the ones I'm taking care of them, throwing in the back with girls. And we were getting drinks and stuff like that. And it was mainly for them, not necessarily me. I like to see what my, my friends have a good time. I, I wasn't, I didn't spend it all myself. So you just sat there like the martyr. Yeah. Paying everyone off. What's your motive for doing that? I like my friends being happy. Yeah. But don't you think they would be happy just spending time with you? Yeah, but it's different guys when they get like titties and ass on their face, they're about it. So they're like that. Then they're like your BFF. Well, not necessarily. It's not like it happens all the time. You just said the one time it happened. That's crazy. 3,200. Yeah. Oh, that's sick. If somebody can top that, call in 800. I'm sure a lot of people can. 893-9562. You're listening, of course, to Oral Stimulation on XM165 and skidrowstudios.com. So I have some more questions for you. Actually, our listeners have wrote in and asked some questions. For me specifically? Uh-huh. And then we've got, we've got questions pouring in all over the place. We've got questions in our email. We've got questions, questions on Facebook. Shout out to Amy who's going out with a date with a Filipino guy tomorrow night. Ooh, Amy. Enjoy it. Amy, if you need any advice, Melissa loves dating Filipino guys. I wonder if what's one of my insons. So you could call in 1-800-893-9562. She could give you tips on how to get in good with the language. Yeah. Probably better than I can even though I'm Filipino. How to get in with the titas. Yeah. That's the key. You have to get in good with the titas. So wish you well on your date, Amy. Good luck on that. Yeah. Call in. Tell us about it. Speaking of dates. Oh, yeah. Somebody had a big date a couple weeks ago. I did. How did it go? What's his name? Myra. I've actually been on two dates with her now. Nuh-uh. Yeah. Really? Is she cute? If at first she don't succeed, try again. She's cute, but there's a little something going on and maybe you guys could tell me how I should approach this. I told her about the show and she said, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. She, in fact, listened to it. Uh-oh. She came back with, she does not want me talking about this thing we're starting on the show at all. I might even be breaking the rules right now. And that, you know, I was there, we were talking and I kind of just rolled with it and went with it, but- In the back of your mind, you were thinking, hell yeah, I can't wait to get on air. There's, yeah, you're absolutely right. I kind of, I kind of have a problem with this. Am I crazy to think that it's not right for her to already, to be putting restrictions? Oh. I mean, it's kind of, help me out here. Yeah. What should I do with that? Don't let that bitch drag you down. You've got a career ahead of you. You're too easy. Austin, there are many fish in the sea. Or in the ocean. Seriously, you don't need controlling fish on you, Austin. If she's worth fighting for us, then do it. Will we respect her? If she's worth fighting with, I really doubt it. You wouldn't know that in two dates. Well, you're right. It's not that I'm fighting with, but she's already made that request. And I kind of, I don't know, I paused. We talk about everything on here. Everything. Everything. Left-handed, right-handed. you respected it, obviously. So at that point, I mean. Obviously you didn't because you just said it on air. Well, no. That is the issue. We haven't gotten any details, but it's kind of a concern because it seems to me that I'd want someone who's willing to be open. All right, Austin, would you be willing to not be on the show so you could talk about it? Would you be willing to stand outside the glass and we'll just write everything on a whiteboard? The whiteboard tact might work. I swear, I didn't talk about it on the show. I didn't remember. Melissa and Alex talked about it. Wait, so how did this come up in conversation? You were just like, oh, I do this thing and she's like, I don't think so. Everyone's finding out what the other person does and I mentioned the radio show and at first thought, she said that was actually really, really cool and then she checked out some of the episodes and decided that the content might be a little too... Racy. Mm-hmm. I know. I've had to deal with that before where I've been seeing someone and then I'm going to like meet their family or meet their friends and it's like, okay, let's get our story straight. What do I do? Where do I come from? Because I love this. I love radio. It's absolutely a part of me, but... But what happens when the person's parents ask you about Skittles blowjobs? Wow. Wow. I excuse myself. You guys, this is what you say. You guys are so poor at this. What? Oh, tell us. This is what you say. You know what? Tell us, player. Player. I have a confession. I've been told I'm a player. This is honest. This is live breaking news. Yeah, breaking news. Educate me. Yeah, what do you say? when you go on the radio, you have to form a personality. And at that point, you, some of the stuff you say is fiction. Some of it is fact. This is all real, baby. No, but you know what? Which is the truth? I mean, everybody bends the truth at one point or another. You know what I mean? Are you telling me you've been lying to our listeners? No, I'm always honest. So who's bending the truth here? Is it Austin? Melissa. It's not me. You tell a lie all the time. You say you don't poop. Oh. You don't. Dirty liar. See? Indy. What? Don't tell them. I don't. I don't. That's disgusting. So are you wearing one of those colostomy bags? Yes. Those are sexual. Absolutely. Nothing hotter than when the girl takes off her clothes. Whatever. I don't poop. I don't do any of that nasty stuff. Pulling cleansing twice a week. Yeah. I just have it sucked out of me. In a very sterile environment. Wow. Wow. Do you have someone to massage you as it comes out to? Oh, that'd be great. Now you wonder why people might have a problem with being mentioned on the show. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, no. In all honesty, like a... See? Fucking liar. So what are you going to do? You already mentioned it. Yeah. We already know. I mean, anytime you hand her a bag of weeds, everybody's going to know it came from Alex. No, she's talking about the flowers, like weeds, and when I picked weeds. And cut your finger. Yeah. It's romantic. Thank you for explaining. I'm like, why would Alex give me weed? No, we're talking... We're obviously on two different levels right now. Seriously, I'm so hungry right now from this juice fast. Even like a bag of dandelions sounds good. And dandelions are just straight up weeds. Oh, I want some French dressing and grilled cheese. Quit looking at me, guys. Okay. Anyway. Nevertheless, the dates were good. I just... That's kind of my main concern because it seems like there's already a restriction up front. Yeah, don't let her... Let her control you. I mean, you can... No, also, I'm proud of you though because at the very beginning you're telling her what you do. Like, so there's no front. At least you don't be like, oh yeah, I don't talk about it. She listens, so you can't lie either way. You know what I mean? Well, you shouldn't lie. So the good thing is at least she knows she's honest. You communicate... Communication is key in any relationship. So at least you're communicating to her. You're telling her straight up. And I think that's great. And if she doesn't talk to you because of it, then on to the next. What does she do for work? She actually works at... A college. I imagine her being... As a student advisor. I imagine her being like a stripper or something. No. I think that's just a cover. You think I date a stripper? I think you don't know you're dating a stripper. Really? Yeah. That's what it is. I think she doesn't want to be talked about because it's like... She wants to keep everything on the down low. Well, then she must be looking for Alex because she wants three grand. Where does she work at? She's working against you. She's like, I heard that show. That guy's got money. Alex, you're going to have all the girls. Not like you don't already. What's that? Sorry, I was getting a text. Do you want to answer these listener questions? Yeah, let's go. I'm down. All right. This one comes to us straight from David Longfinger Wynn. Shout out to Longfinger. He's probably not even listening. Alex, how do you feel about role play? Role play? Yeah. I'm down. Okay. Give us a specific example. Specific example of role playing. Wait, actually that question didn't come from Longfinger. It came from... Take the shout out back from Longfinger. Adam Perry. Adam Perry. Role playing. Like for me, I love it when... Like I'm more of like a lover, like a central person. But there's sometimes when like I'll tell my girl, straight up throwing some Tupac and I want to... I want to come home and like fuck you really hard. Tupac? Yeah, throw on some Tupac, get all gangstered out. So are you pretending you're Tupac? No, I'm just getting crazy. Are you like you're coming in in a wife beater? Because isn't that the role playing? Throw on some gold teeth? Yeah, absolutely. Get my fucking... Like you rap her a little song before you go down? I get my desert eagle and fucking like slap her across the bed. And pistol whip her. Really? Yeah. No, I can't. I can't even do it. That's a straight story. Okay. So Alex likes to role play as Tupac in the bedroom. No, I just like some like straight up like rap music. Have you ever had sex to rap music? I guess Cottonmouth Kings would probably be the closest, but I prefer like Trey Songz. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. You change it up. I mean, at that point, it's a little bit more rougher. I don't like fucking the music anyway, because then you like get going with the beat and then it's awkward. You don't know what... Is that really role play? Okay. If you're being Tupac, I'll give that to you. I'll give that to you. But I'm expecting like, you know... Batman. Yeah, thank you. Make believe. Cowboys and Indians, you know, some crazy... She's going to dress up in some weird costume. Dude, I could never do that. Like, because I would get all into it and then it would just be like... It would turn into like a freaking school play. So you're not into role playing, then that's what you're saying. Basically. I write sexual raps. There you go. Do you have one you can share with us? Maybe. Maybe. Just give us eight bars. Okay. I need a pussy licking cunt bitch to suck on my clit. Shoving my big fat blunts up hose bitches cunts. Smoking them when they dry. It gets me extra fucking high. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But that's me and I smoke hella fucking weed. Packable bitch better not have a seed because if it does, you're going to get hit. I'll slit your throat and fuck your neck with my imaginary dick. Yeah. What? Yeah. You are unbelievable. So many signed Mindy. Wait, I got two big glocks and I use them as cocks. Where you at, bitch? Get your fucking pussy up here on my gun. And if you're lucky, I won't pull the trigger when I'm done. You're not even reading that. I know because I wrote it like years ago. Oh my God. I've performed it live and everything. Mindy, what's your rapper name? I guess it's Mindy Anna Jones. Mindy Anna Jones or the place to be. Sorry guys. Had to share that. That's incredible. Way to go Mindy. Shit. So you don't like role play at all, Melissa? How can I follow that? I don't know. That was awesome. All right. Next question. I mean, I wrote a poem once in junior high, but it was nothing like that. That was about sex? No. Little Ben Notton had some cheese that was rotten. Okay. All right. Next question. It would be about cheese. Yes. Of course she would talk about food because she's on a freaking, what's she on? Was that shit grilled? A juice. So how about this question, Melissa? How do you feel about involving food in your sexual life? Oh my God. So there was one time. Grilled cheese. This one time at band camp. Whipped cream. I took this guy's hard cock and I swirled whipped cream right on top of it and it looked so cute. I went down on it. It was delicious. Really? Yeah. That's kind of cool. I know. Usually you think. You think whipped cream, you think like a big mess, but this is like, it was like a perfect little dick sundae. And he supplied the nuts? Yes. You know what? When I think that, I think of what's it called? What's that movie? War City Blues where the girl did the whipped cream or the bikini? That would be so sticky. Mindy, we have a question for you from one of our listeners. Yes. What is it? I believe this is actually from Longfinger. Someone asked me a question. Uh-huh. They said, would Mindy like to smoke with me? Ha ha ha. As long as it's weed. Mindy's down for the get down. Yeah. We'd like to keep it semi-legal. No cigarettes. No cigarettes. Ugh. Okay. Um, let's see. Alex. Melissa. Ooh. Can we describe to the listeners what you're wearing? I just got out of work from Target. I'm wearing red or a red button up shirt with some khakis.吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧 Yeah, he's a nice guy. He's actually, he's the one that makes like the cum the fuck down. Yeah, that sweater that I wear. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's good stuff. Classy. Yeah. Okay, Austin, we have a question for you. Go on. Longfinger wants to know if you sing Taylor Swift songs in the shower. I've never done a Taylor Swift song. I kind of don't listen to Taylor Swift. You might actually need to remind me of one, but then I would sing it in the shower because I do enjoy singing in the shower. I don't know. All I ever see is her bitch face with that red lipstick. I have no idea what she sings. All right. I have a question for you, Melissa. Oh, so you really feel. I have a question for you. Okay. Since we talked about lying, who lies more, men or women? Women. Okay. I think women definitely lie more because guys, I think guys. Don't know how to lie. They get caught. No. From my experience, I think guys overanalyze things. And so it's easier to lie by omission. I'm a victim to that. Simplification. Yeah. I mean, like, we just don't tell you something. No, like girls don't tell you something because then you'll start asking more questions. I don't like to be interrogated. This may be a little bit personally biased. Yeah. But from past experience. I don't necessarily like to divulge everything if I know that it's going to piss someone off, even if I'm not doing anything wrong. Don't believe her. She's lying. Like you went out with your girlfriends and, you know, a couple of guys hit on you. You might have given a guy your number. Like I don't have naked pictures, stuff like that. I would never give a guy my number if I'm dating someone. Good for you. That's stupid. I would give him my card. It was forbidden. It's business. Look me up, but like, don't call me at home. And the business concerns a pleasure. Austin, here's one for you. From our BFF Ray. He wants to know who was the last person you jerked off to. That's a good question. Roseanne Barr. Yeah. Yeah. Is it bad to say I don't know? Yes. Yeah. You don't know the person's name? Yeah. I don't know the person's name, but even more so, I can't even think of. Well, what do you think of? When's the last time you jacked off? Yeah. It's been a few days. And what do you usually think of? Is it like a person? Are you watching something? Are you just like la-di-da on the cloud? It's porn. Which is why I think there's some kind of just blankness to it because it's not. Oh, it's just like every random girl. Okay. So what kind of porn was it? Yeah. Was it like Asian girl? Was it Nautica Thorne? I don't know who Nautica Thorne is. I don't know who that is either. She's old now. I don't know. I mean. Thank you for name dropping. Do you have like a porn fantasy? That's the only porn name I know. Was it like interracial porn? What was it? No, no. Was it bi-handed porn? I think the last thing, it might have been Asian porn. Asian porn? Mm-hmm. Girls or guys? Like Japanese chicks? Just dudes everywhere. God. She really wants to see where my line is. Yeah. And would you do it for a million dollars? Have you seen the one that's like 500 Asian couples? No. And they're like at a YMCA on mats on the floor and they all start in one position and then they all switch to the next position and they all switch to the next position and then after like five minutes. Is that like group therapy sex or something? I don't know. I think it was like a world record thing. But then at the end. That's the hot yoga session that I go to. On Thursday nights. Corona. Can you give me directions? That sounds. Absolutely. That sounds delicious. Alex. Melissa. Who is the worst sex you ever had? The worst sex? Yeah. Do I have to name drop her? No. You can say it rhymes with. Well, she was over and done with anyways. That was like a one-time deal. What happened? You had a one-night stand? She didn't get a second chance. I'll tell you that much. Wait. So was it a relationship that built up to one terrible night? Yeah. We were talking for actually a few months and then it came to that. Yeah. We had sex and it was just bad. Like we couldn't find like the chemistry wasn't there. And that kind of sucked. Because I think chemistry is important when it comes to that. So what happened? I just don't think we were both into each other. But I think we just kind of went through the motions to go through the motions. I think it felt honestly, the thing that turned me off was I felt like she was trying too hard. Have you ever like tried too hard and it was awkward? You think I tried too hard in bed? Come on. Well, I think you have a ton of experience. I think that helps you. I barely try at all. You barely try at all? You're lucky if my eyes are open. Oh, that's why I call you my lazy whore. Adding to the name. How do you try too hard in bed? I think she just overly tried to like, overdo things or maybe she was just over animated. And at that point, I just like kind of looked at her and laughed like, are you serious? Can we just take things a little bit slower and just go? Over animated? Yeah. She just wanted like to hop like a rabbit. And the next thing you know, she would just like to like to another position. Like she's probably on crack. I don't know. No, I think I get what he's talking about. Someone who's a little too overzealous. Yeah. It's like, okay, let's do this. Okay, let's do that. I'm like, okay, let's go. And you just went with it? Yeah. It just felt like we're trying to go on every ride at Disneyland at the same time. Is that weird? That sounds amazing. Well, yeah. That's your thing. Speaking of things, Austin, if you had to choose between a chastity device, you know, the one with the nail that goes in the tip or hanging from hooks in your back, which one would you choose? Hooks on the back. While people come all over you. Oh, God. Yes. Wait, in both scenarios, that's the case, huh? I still don't like the idea of anything that's going to stab me in my junk. You don't want to be stabbed in your junk? No. Why is this a thing that people want? I'm so confused. I just want to see it happen. All right, we're going to go to a quick break. When we come back, I'm going to have Austin convinced he wants a nail in the tip of his junk. Listen to Skid Row Studios anytime, anywhere. With the Skid Row app on your smartphone. Skid Row Studios. Real radio on the internet. Got the world up my ass and I'm going to jump fast. Be the first, won't be the last. I've got the world up my ass. This is how I act, hey. Burn me up. Take a bite. Spit it out. Take the reward. Rip them up. Go down. Twisted mind. Twisted frame. You know I'm going insane. I just don't get back. When they tell. They吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧 of my ass You know I got the rule of my ass Sire J Burn it up, take a bite Spit it out, take their rules Rip them up Down, down Skid Row Studios It's the happiest place to be Skid Row Studios Fuck you FCC Tune into Oral Stimulation Wednesdays 9pm Pacific Skid Row Studios Dot com One and one We're having some fun In the bedroom all day And all of the night Two Three Four I promise I'll be gentle. No man of the past could ever stop me! Listen to Skid Row Studios anytime, anywhere with the Skid Row iPhone app for your smartphone. Skid Row Studios. Real internet radio. Is it love? Or lust? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I think we should just do a whole hour of that. I think we should just... Yeah, I think we should just have that playing in the background alternating with Austin's dying crow impressions. Just that, that can be the show. It'll be like interpretive art. I like the way you think. We can probably sell that to someone. Your mic's not on, buddy. No, that's awesome. What did you say? He said... I like the way... We could probably... We could probably sell that interpretive art to someone. If you want to buy our interpretive art, 800-893-9562. Okay, so I'm loving or lusting something. Today, I am loving awkward situations. Okay. Because it really gets the creative juices flowing. Okay. And I feel like, seriously, this juice cleanse, I have no juice flowing at all. I need all the juice I can get. Well, juice it up. That's like a smoothie. That's not really even juice. All right. I actually, you're right. It's a smoothie. So you mean like running into your ex-boyfriend when you're out with your current boyfriend awkward? No, that's awesome. Because your current boyfriend is clearly way better than your ex-boyfriend. Well, he's an ex for a reason. Yeah. Come on, Austin. I'm just thinking of a situation that happened. Actually, has that ever happened to you, Austin? Where you saw Brandon's ex and you saw the person they're with and it was like, oh, she totally... Totally downgraded. That's everybody. I love this guy's confidence. Everyone's a downgrade for him. Well, okay. My hook's in my back. That brings me to my question, actually. Because like, what do you do when you thought you're really into this chick and another chick of a greater magnitude comes along? Magnitude. Yeah, like have you ever... Well, you have to. Okay, all right. Like you think he, like for you, Melissa, it's like you think it's every, this guy is everything you have. And then, just out of nowhere, somebody just pops up and it was like, oh my gosh, why didn't I meet you prior? Right. And then, okay, well, it depends how into someone you are because if it's early in the relationship, you can kind of play it off like you're crazy. Like, oh, I'm just really busy right now. I gotta go. And then you just kind of don't talk to them anymore and, you know, they'll find someone. Actually, I did that once where... Why am I not surprised? No, stop. I liked this guy, but then I met this other guy that I liked better and... So I just kind of disappeared. I was like, I'm really busy. I'll get back to you. And that's kind of code. Like, if it's early on with someone, then that's just kind of accepted. You just know, like they're busy. They're not going to get back to you. The end. Right? Well, I felt bad for doing that. So I did get back to the guy and I was like, hey, I just want to say hi. I've been busy. And he goes, first thing, I just want to let you know I'm seeing someone. I was like, I'm so relieved because I'm seeing someone too. He's like, great. I'll add you on Facebook. We can be friends now. That worked out. It worked out well. You know, I think I'm all about keeping an open mind and an open heart and letting people grow and experiment, you know? So if something's not going to work out, I don't think you should jump all over them. I think you should need to be open to making sure that they're happy people and then you can be happy people. But if you're like way down the road into a relationship, like married, then it's a little bit harder, obviously, but you can't hold someone back. You can't control someone. You know, if someone's doesn't have feelings for you, you have to come to terms with that. You can try everything. I mean, if there's something that you need to change, if you've gotten complacent or you've started to take that person for granted, then obviously there's room for you to change it and maybe they're not necessarily as into the other person as they are just less into you. Yeah. So you can change it back. But if someone's really in love and they've built this relationship, unfortunately, behind your back, I mean, there's nothing you can do but let it go for your own good. Why? What would you do? What would you do? No, what actually makes sense, if you're kind of, if you're in a relationship and you're looking elsewhere, then maybe it's not the relationship you thought it was. Because if someone else came along, I mean, even at that point, if you're really into somebody, you probably wouldn't look the other way or even entertain that, right? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, common sense wise. These hypothetical situations are hard because I can look at it from just a generic, general viewpoint. Yeah. But then if I look at it, The minute you're in it, it's different, right? Yeah, of course. That's why people stay in these bad relationships for like, two and a half, three years because it's so different. Yeah. It's always different. You don't know what I'm going through. Right, exactly. You've never been here. So I would say if it's early in a relationship, just be cool. Everybody be cool. Everyone, calm the fuck down. Calm the fuck down. Let things flow as they may. And if it works out, it will work out. What if you don't get a chance? What if it's like love at first sight and they don't, you don't get a chance. Love at first fuck. And they don't get a chance to walk by you again. What do you mean? Oh, like you're, you decided you're in love with someone and then, but they just keep walking through the mall? Yeah, and then it's like you dump them into them again and then. Actually, that brings me to an interesting question for Austin. Because you told me something once a long time ago that I said I was going to bring up on air. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we've never gotten to it. So this is perfect. Can you explain to us your serendipity list? Yeah, it actually is exactly what Alex is talking about. It's sort of the, the girl from Ipanema that you kind of, you encounter people throughout your life in your, in your daily ways and you meet interesting people and sometimes you meet someone that kind of, you feel that there could be a connection there, but things just don't sync up. Right away? Right away. Not, not even right away. Maybe there's just certain obstacles that are there that are blocking that connection from fully linking. Okay. And what this serendipity list is, is, is the person that you think, if I ever see this person again, I'm going to ensure I take this kind of action. Does that, does that make sense? No, because you know what? The funny thing is, I didn't know that that's what it's called. I always left it up to fate. No, this is a name that I just made up when we were talking about it. I always left it up to fate. Like if I, if I met a girl and I purposely don't ask for her number and I run into her again and at that point we exchange numbers. I mean, at that point it's like, hey, remember me? We met at so-and-so a while back. I'm like, and I generally have a good memory of like people I meet, stuff like that. Because when I leave an impression, it's a lasting one. So at that point, if she left one on me, I would remember that. And at that point, I'm like, you know what? I'm not going to ask for a number. I'm going to play it cool. If I bump into her again, I do. And a lot of times they have boyfriends anyways or they're married. At that point, I'm like, cool. It's nice meeting you. You know, deuces. Peace out. See, I'm a little bit opposite of you guys. If they're, if they're not in a relationship or something like that, then I would entertain it. And then if I bump into him maybe like a month or two or maybe a year down the line and it's just our paths happening across. I mean, that's the kind of scenario I'm working with because it was a matter of that I'm all about awesome like what he was saying. Met this girl named Jessica. Beautiful, sweetheart. We actually went to the same school but two opposite sides of it just never really connected in that way. And eventually the thing that brought us together wasn't there anymore. And I said, if I ever see her again, I'm making sure that I'm making that connection. It's probably three years later out with friends at a bar and I see this beautiful girl walking by but it didn't really click until later in the night she turns around. She's like, oh my God, Austin. And I kind of do this double take like who the hell is this hot chick talking to me right now? And she comes up and I'm like, oh my God, it's Jessica. So we're talking and sure enough she's there with her man. Yeah, because you were too late. So why would you do that? If you see someone that you want, freaking go after it. Find out right away if they're taken. Don't give the universe a chance to put someone else in front of them. Things aren't sometimes that easy. Yeah, maybe the timing's not right though. You know what I mean? Maybe at that point they're not, maybe it's tough when you're in a relationship. Maybe they're, at that point in their life they might not be able to give them you. They might not, they still might be finding themselves if that makes any sense. Yeah, but you can still stay in contact with them. but maybe down the road it's like you meet them and they found themselves, they found their soul and they found out what they want and stuff like that and at that point maybe you guys could connect and it could be better than it was. Sure, but why would you keep a whole list? I mean, I think it's very romantic. I think it's incredibly romantic. I'm not saying I have this written down. You have like sketches of people. I'm saying let me open up my serendipity closet. Number one, when will I see you again? No, but sometimes it works out that way, you know, sometimes they see you bumping them again and I do. If not, then if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. Yeah, it's almost like it is a no pressure because it's not where I'm saying it's the end of the world that I'll never know this person, but it's just kind of doors are kind of open somewhere. Yeah, hopeless romantic, get over it. I think it's cute. I love it. That's adorable, Austin. The hopeless romantic on oral stimulation. Probably why Mindy had me on the bottom. Had you on the bottom? The bottom. The taker and not the giver. Speaking of. It's my royal purple. Mindy, if you had a chance. Okay. Okay. Anyone in the studio, staff or show host or whatever, no strings attached, who would you bang? Melissa Badani. What? Yeah. Oh man, that was what came to my head first. Oh man. Besides myself? Yeah, besides yourself. Besides yourself. I don't know. Are there any big fat black chicks working here now? I'm not really sure. You, Melissa. I'm going with you. It'd be me. Okay, top two. Top two what? I'm not good at this like who would you do game. Is it someone else? In this room? I think we'd all do Melissa is what Mindy's getting at. Everybody would do me. I would do you Melissa. We'll say it's all you Melissa. Wow guys. I would do all of you too. Safe answer. Cool. Shout out to Jeremy in the back there. And then we're going to hang you on hooks. And come all over you. Jeremy loves Latinos by the way. Shout out to Jeremy. I didn't hear anything. Oh man. I didn't hear what you guys said. I like that. They said you like Latinos Jeremy. Latinos? He says he does. I love Latinos. He does. What about the Latinos? They're cool. He likes tacos. Wait Jeremy. Would you rather have Would you rather have a chastity device with a nail on the tip of your junk or be hung by hooks from the ceiling? On your back. In your back. Wow. That's crazy. I think I'd rather have the hooks. While people come on you. Oh that was a joke. It's not a joke. It's true. I'm just wondering. No wait. What do you mean? Yeah. You're hanging by hooks. Right. So a hook bukkake. Yeah pretty much. Right? I don't know where Melissa comes up with this shit. Basically. Or a nail through my penis hole. One of those. I think I'd still The nail in my penis just fucking freaks me out. I can't take that. I would have the hooks and people jacking off on me. Fucking guy would take a fucking nail to his fucking Well obviously it's out there. People buy them. The sounding stuff. It's called sounding. And that's crazy. But sounding goes both ways. You can do that to a woman too. Where? Where do you stick it? The pee pee hole on the woman's vagina. Oh. No thanks. Yeah. Dang that's nuts. I'd still probably take that over hooks though. You learn something new every day. Yeah. No nails in my dick hole. Yeah. See this is the type of fun we have on oral stimulation. This is usually the type of fun we have off oral stimulation. Hopefully it's stimulating orally. The first YouTube video is going to be hooks in the back. In your back? And Alex is going to come on you? Oh. Hot. Okay now you guys know my fantasy. What's yours? Fantasy as far as what? Anything. Any kind of fantasy? Anything you want. What you got Austin? You guys both have a minute each. Let's go. Ah crap. You take 30 seconds. I'll take 30. Go go go. So you go first. Me? Fantasy wise? What's your fantasy? What's the first thing that comes to mind? Actually you know what? My fantasy right now. It's probably nothing like crazy or outrageous. I think I want to tie someone up and have my way with them. Anyone? Not him. A girl. That sounded terrible. You said him. Freudian slip. Freudian slip. We know the truth. A consenting girl? Yeah. No actually you know what I want to do? I want to like put her hands behind her back and I want to bend her over and I want to tie her up and I want to blindfold her and tickle her. I'm bored. I'll go with your earlier one which is I'd like some serious cosplay. Really? Yeah. Serious what? Little Sailor Moon action? No. No. Okay. That was a little too far. But I don't know. There's something about that weird side that intrigues me. You know there's this porn star from Japan now. She's got this like not very attractive little boy body but instead of a face she's got. Also not attractive. No listen. She's got this blow up anime head. Alright. And she does porn that way with the blow up anime head. It is super creepy. Okay. Maybe I'm wrong.吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧吧 dot com slash oral stimulation radio please follow us there it's spelled A-U-R-A-L S-T-I-M eulation radio it's his juice guys it's killing me thank you so much guys thank you