Football talk, coaching jobs, and band gig

We'll be right back. We'll be right back. A long time ago. If you're going to get into a fight. I pushed him from behind. The coward's way out. And I ran. With his hat. If you're going to get into a fight with someone, don't you know you have to throw the first punch? If it gets to that situation when you're going to get into a fight with someone, you have to hit him first. Otherwise, you run the risk of getting punched in the face. No one wants that. No shit. All those days with braces out the fucking window. You had braces? I did, yeah. That's why you don't want to get in that stupid shit. But it happens. It only happens when you're drunk. No one's getting into fights when they get totally baked. Good point. I know. And they keep coming up with these articles like, what's worse for you, marijuana or alcohol? Didn't we settle that fucking 50 years ago? Yeah. Every day on Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. They ring in, what doctor says? Marijuana is better for you than alcohol. No shit. You're off the wagon though, huh? I can tell. Back to reality. No, it's been kind of the off season. I've been off for work, so I've been enjoying it. Got my kayak in the water and booze between my legs. Really? Oh, yeah. Kayaking and drinking's fun. Yeah, it's not bad. You don't smoke weed anymore though, huh? Yesterday I smoked a doobie. Oh, wow. You're back in. Yeah, no, but I generally, like a lot of our mutual friends are not people that do, that can smoke and handle it. I can't. It has to be very minimal after I'm already buzzed. I'd never quit drinking. I'll never quit smoking. I'd really quit drinking if I physically had to. I'm sure I got all types of fat in my liver. You know, if I really had to quit drinking, I'd quit. New job. Applied for, last time I saw you, I applied for jobs. Didn't get either one of them. How did they let you down? Or not let you down. How did they send you off? Voice. Well, it was only the one. And then the other one, it just didn't open up. Voicemail. And they just said, hey, we're going another direction kind of thing? Do you know who they hired? No, I don't. Which is an interesting thing. Yeah. Interesting thing. But I tell you what, my new plan of action is to try to lay under the radar until right before the season starts in August. And then just kind of show up someplace and be like, hey, need a coach? Because I don't, I'm thinking about going home to Massachusetts for the whole month of June and July. Cool. Yeah. The hell, right? And then not doing anything in the spring. Can you get that time off? What do you mean? School teacher, Doug? I know. I know. That's the whole. Yeah. I mean, if you can. I mean, going home sounds like it'd be economical and it'd be fun as well. I don't work from June 1st till August 12th. It's a beauty being a school teacher. And I got next week off. Not this week, the week after. So get out of town, man. Go to Portland. There you go. Great time. Never been. Awesome. Should be fun. Yeah. A little too heavy on the homeless side for me, but. Really? Oh, yeah. Compared to downtown Los Angeles, are you going to say that Portland's a little heavier on the homeless side? It's different. And there's, it looks like everybody up there is addicted to meth. And I think that's actually somewhat of a fact that you will see a lot of sketchy. I mean, I know down here, fucking this crazy people, but up there, it's a different. I mean, there's a shitload of them, but it's a beautiful town. Don't get me wrong. Speaking of addicted to meth, I went to San Manuel Indian Casino Friday night. Oh my God. It's disgusting. It's a nice, you know, ego boost because it's one of the few places I actually go to when I feel like I'm an attractive person compared to everyone else, you know? Because it's amazing just the lifelessness. These people, because, you know, San Bernardino, kid, it's freaking. Oh, that's, that's the armpit of America. Speaking of meth, it's just, everybody in there just looks lifeless, but I won 80 bucks. That's cool. On a slot machine. Yeah. That's fun. I don't even like going. I don't mind going to people watching drink and watch the tournament and shit like that. Yeah, that's cool. But I don't like playing slots. The fuck are we talking about slots? Let's talk about football. Let's talk about your job. What happened? Come on, tell me. Well, the good news is. Don't worry. Jerry Jones, not listening. Hi. The good news is the Cowboys and 289C signed. They signed University of Texas for kind of the same deal that I do for, for USC. So. How much money is involved in that? I don't, I, well, the reason University of Texas would want to go with a business model like they have is it's guaranteed revenue each year. So if the team continues to nosedive for the next 10 years and never wins a game and no one buys another University of Texas piece of clothing, they get guaranteed revenue regardless. Then you also are able to get rid of the 2000 vendors you have out there that are making all knockoff shit, selling it to gas stations. That's not what you want. The stuff you want, the stuff that they call elevate the product. So you really eliminate everybody. And then you just kind of bring it back to about, you know, one company and, and they have all the, the relationships to get it more of a national presence. Cause for the most part, University of Texas, you just see it in Texas. They wanted somebody to be able to carry it into Walmart, Kmart and bigger distribution, you know, Models back East, all over the place. And you, you were going to be that, you were interviewed to be that guy? No, there'd be a couple of people, but in the job in Austin would have been doing Cowboys, and, uh, Texas just probably in South Texas, if that makes any sense. So you'd be on campus, you'd have, you'd be dealing with the bookstore, you'd be dealing with the law schools, you'd be dealing with everybody down there. So it'd be, it'd be a really fun job. It'd be fun to, you know, live in, I guess, a college town or whatever and get out of LA and not the, not spend a majority of my money on rent. Yeah, really? You'd be living in a house down there, but you didn't get it. So why are we even talking about it? Yeah, no. So I, you know, I think they're gonna do some, somebody else internally, which is fine, but it may, may change. Yeah. Yeah. It may change. I'm excited about it. You know, I'm excited that we got University of Texas cause it's going to help my job out here and, uh, you know, I gotta just look at it as positive. What the fuck? Cowboys, USC, University of Texas. Doesn't get any bigger than those three. If you were to say, take three football entities, between college and pro football, big names, those three would be in the top 20 list. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Texas, you know, the thing about Notre Dame, just not to talk about them, but Notre Dame and Cowboys, um, in each region of the country, however they broke down. This poll is five regions. They're in the top five most popular teams in every region in the country and the top five most hated. So, I mean, those, those two Notre Dame and, uh, Cowboys are pretty much King shit and the football. And that's what they want to do with Texas is to make it a bigger, bigger brand all over the place. Huh? Are there any other schools that trying to do this with, or? We, we swung and miss at some schools in the past for sure. I think, but like now we'd be maybe two for five. But there's a lot that goes into it because you've, you've got to get, uh, you've got to get. There's so many people on board from the school and this one being a public school at university of Texas, it took more, I'm assuming, um, it took more hurdles to get through where with USC, you know, it's, it's athletics is private. So they said, Hey, you know what? Cowboys came to us with this deal. Let's just do it. Huh? Fucking Jerry Jones, man. He's got his dick in a lot of different pools, huh? Dude. And he just started another company. Uh, his nephew's running it and it's called blue, blue cash or blue pass. But basically he's, he's now in the. In the credit card business of, you know, like when you software point of sale systems, um, I don't really understand it, but it's, you know, any, any sort of software that deals with, you know, credit debit, all that stuff. He started this. How old is he? Tony Romo out there the other day saying Jerry Jones could die. Right? Yeah. I read that. That's pretty funny. Uh, I'd say he's 75, but he says he has the brain of a 35 year old. Yeah. I saw that. But 75, he can't, he can frigging doesn't get a ton of time left. Fairway. Yeah. I mean, he's a guy who's been on the world tour and may have begun so much enough to sign Greg hottie. What the hell's going on there? They're paying him what? $600,000 a game or something like that. It was a guy. I don't know if you saw the highlight of the local newscaster in Dallas just destroyed the Cowboys. I thought what he said may have been a little bit too, uh, too passionate. I don't know if that's the right word, but he makes a lot of good points. It's not a positive thing. I mean, the guy was convicted. Not one other team wanted the guy and they're the only team that gets some, especially after all this shit's going on with all these guys. You almost got a. I mean, I don't know if you're going to walk away from him, but you know, uh, he, it's his right to play and it's their right to sign them. So I have no problem with that as far as, but it's great. The heat they're going to get is he the guy that's going to rig and help them get over the hump. And that's more money that they, they offered Murray, right? Yeah. And they've lost a lot of guys. I mean, Sterling Moore, um, a couple other guys have gone all gone down to Tampa Bay. So I think they missed their window. I think it's freaking last year was, I think last year was the window and then they just freaking closing shut. This does Bryant film doesn't exist. So what the hell? I mean, it does exist. It seems like it's a story that dying. Yeah. It seems like it can't exist if it's not out by now. And especially in this day and age, it's impossible to keep a secret like that. Right. Right. I would think. Yeah. But, uh, shot in the gut. And then of course, Jerry Jones, his daughter's out there fucking spouting her mouth off about how, Oh, he deserves a second chance. I mean, if she, she has children, she's another one of these people that fucking thinks she cause she's procreated. She is a fucking expert on everything. It's amazing. People fucking love to bring that up. Like, Oh, they had kids. Oh, you're an expert on fucking everything because you've spit out a couple of kids. That's sorry. Jerry Jones, McFadden, the McFadden era has begun in Dallas. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, I haven't heard much, much about it. Actually. I just read about it. Didn't get anything to go out and sell those jerseys. I don't think anyone's I've heard more people asking for Hardy jerseys and from McFadden jerseys. Word on the street. People are looking for the Greg Hardy jerseys. Oh yeah. You know, but the guys like Greg Hardy, like those jerseys, the, uh, OJ Simpsons, the Reggie Bush, the Ron Mexico's, all those, all those kind of like, you know, Ron Mac, you know, Ron Mexico. Yeah. He said he gave someone herpes. Yeah. Michael Vick. Yeah. Like guys, guys that are in trouble or have bad names. Everybody wants, it's always those fucking clowns. That personality type that Reggie Bush. Yeah. Reggie Bush. I mean, you can't get it. You can't, we don't make his Jersey. Nike doesn't make his Jersey. Yeah. He got, he got all those, uh, USC in trouble. All that bullshit. No shit. You guys won't make the Jersey because of that. Is it according to, according to USC athletics? Yeah. I mean, they pretty much wiped him off the map there. I mean, when you used to go in the bookstore, they play these loops of videos of, you know, the Rose bowl and the mantra and Pete Carroll getting it. And you all used to see was his Reggie Bush is running up and down the field. Now it's like, he's somehow out of the videos, you know, they, so they, yeah, there's nothing there. His Heisman's gone. All the shit is gone. Huh? So they won't even let you make the Jersey. I would think that'd be a fairly popular Jersey. It'd be the number one selling Jersey. You think so? For, for me? For me. And I mean, cause we got, we did this a program where it was Marcus Allen, Ronnie lot, junior sale, Charles white and Troy and Paul Malo. And those guys are pretty, pretty good. And then they asked, Hey, who else would I want to bring in? I said, Matt liner. Cause Matt lines got, but dude, he fell on his face so bad in the NFL that he's kind of like a clown. It's funny the way he's almost become a punchline. Yeah. So I was like, no, one's going to do it. And we talked about Carson Palm, but this is not a lot of Carson Palmer enthusiasts out there. Yeah. It's funny. USC hasn't had a great track track record of QBs. I mean, they've had, you know, guys that make the league with Sanchez and John David booty and a couple other guys, but nothing really, um, you know, Matt Barkley. Yeah. I almost feel bad for Barkley. He came out the year before the guy would have been a top five pick and they would have guaranteed a shot to play. Now he's another one who's become like a punchline. Of course, speaking of punchlines, why the fuck does my phone start vibrating? Because Tim Tebow has a tryout with the Eagles. What is wrong with me? Yeah. Why do I have something in my fucking pocket that goes off? It says team Tim Tebow tried out for the Eagles. I feel, I feel bad for that guy. I'd love to see him back in the NFL. Oh, I would too. And then did you see today? Sam's tryout. I didn't see, I read about it. He ran like a five, one 40. Yeah. He's, he's gotten a little slower, but he, you know, he's, he says he wants to thank his trainer. So he's working out with Jay Glazer at that gym in Hollywood. Jay Glazer's kind of, I've never been there. No, I've only, the only gym like that I've, I've sought to go look at and check out. But to see with my own eyes was, uh, was wild card. The one in Hollywood, uh, the boxing. Yeah. I mean, it is, it is a freak show, but it is a shit hole. I mean, hard, hard to believe that Pacquiao is in there and all these people go to watch. I mean, it's, it's pretty. Who owns, does Freddie Roach own that? Yeah. He's a Massachusetts guy. Do you know that? He's yeah. He's a, he was not in there when I was in there. You bet you go in there. You just walked in like, Hey, I'm a tourist. Look at me. No. Yeah. I mean. Put your meeting face on. I just shoved some guy in the back and stole his fucking hat. Don't fuck with me. Yeah. No, I walked in there just to check it out. You can do it. I mean, there's people walking around, there's people, you know, I hate to say it, but it seems like there's a high amount of Asian people in there taking pictures and shit. And the guys and the guys in there look literally you're, you know, you'd think that some guys would like be wearing like shorts and shit, but it looks like these guys are like, they almost feel like this. If you walk in there, you're going to see shit that's, you know, you may see a dick or something. You know what I mean? Kind of guys just changing right out in front and the equipment look, the equipment looks like hell. Yeah. Except for the ring. And so it's kind of a, kind of a bizarre place, but if you go there, you go in there to work and that's it. Or be a tourist. Yeah. Walking around. Yeah. Hot chicks in there? No, I didn't see one girl in there. I mean, I saw, I saw a lot of, I would say down in their luck kind of guys, but you know, sweeping floors and shit, but you know, people just want to be around that. And Jay Glacier has like a dojo out in Hollywood? Yeah. Where exactly? I'm not sure where it is. It's off Sunset somewhere, but yeah, he does that MMA shit and. Yeah. He's some, some kind of fucking. Badass guru. Yeah. He's annoying, but all those guys are annoying. And then he's a reporter. Yeah. And he's like buddies with all these guys too. He's like Michael Strahan's frigging best friend. That tells you about Michael Strahan. Oh, I can't stand Michael Strahan. Chris Borland, what are you doing? You obviously respect the guy, but he just opened up a Pandora's box. If he really, why the, he should have just not said shit. Like I find it to be obnoxious that he's out there giving these interviews. Dude, like if you really don't want to make it a big deal and it isn't about this, then just fucking retire and walk off and say, yeah, I retired, but now he's going out there. I mean, I just think it's, he says he doesn't want the attention yet. He's going out and doing all this shit. Well, he's going to have to make money somehow. You know, all of a sudden now he's unemployed and he will. Yeah. Yeah. They said, I saw him on like a, one of those morning shows and he was saying that, you know, there's a lot of opportunities for him and I'm sure there are. I mean, you can fuck, you know, he's gonna be a coach at Wisconsin this fall. I mean, you can fuck, you know, he's gonna be a coach at Wisconsin this fall. I mean, you can fuck, you know, he's gonna be a coach at Wisconsin this fall doing something on the sideline. Well, but here's the deal. I mean, if he's really that disassociated with the game, is he really going to become a coach? I would doubt that. I would think you just probably become some kind of motivational speaker and probably live the rest of his life, you know, sleeping with hot chicks and shit like that. Poor Chris Boll. And I mean, look, if your heart's not into it, your heart's not into it. That guy's a player though. Well, I mean, like, what do you think about Jake Locker? If you're not, I know. I know. That guy retired and said he didn't have the heart, but you know, you had the heart. You had the heart to make the 12 million bucks, you know, earlier in your career. So I don't know. It's not great for the NFL for sure. And you read these articles about how it's affecting, you know, youth football. Oh, that's what my point. This Borland thing, it's just, it's going to give everybody an out to play. I don't know. I go back and forth on this. I'm sure, you know, I do think it's fundamentally dangerous, but you look at all the millions of people who have played. It's like that doctor from the Steelers come out the other day and said it was more dangerous to skateboard. Which I don't know. I don't know. I mean, maybe. I watched some skateboarding videos. A lot of dudes are freaking laying on their balls and shit. Oh, fuck. But, but I don't know. I go back and forth on it. I think it's going to become like boxing where the majority of people never play football, but they still watch it. You know what I mean? Even though there's still a ton of people out there who play, but I don't think people want to play. I think it's going to phase the freaking rich white kid out. Probably. But you saw some of those guys in the NFL office said that, you know, the amount of people that they like to turn away from the combine is like, you know, thousands of people. So what that means to me is that, you know, there's still a shitload of people that want to play in the NFL and would give their right arm to take. They would rather take terrible injuries for the rest of their life if they could play in the NFL. Right. Or get a scholarship. Yeah. And so this kid's kind of obviously a little different, but. It's a rich white kid though. And, but there's really, all you can see is rich white quarterbacks. I've read some study. I don't know exactly what it said, but basically he was saying like in the last 10 years, everybody's been a rich kid. And he is. Every quarterback you see pretty much is from a well-off family. They're all, you know, Andrew Lux, Tom Brady's of the world, Peyton Manning's. They're all rich kids. Yeah. And you just, uh, these kids now are, you know, getting the more one-on-one with the tutors and those camps. I was at the racetrack last summer and that guy Whitfield, you know, the QB coach. He brought like 11 of those. What's that elite 11 camp or whatever it is. Everybody loves that word elite. Yeah. I saw a bike, a biker game on my way over here. Elite bike and fucking dude's fucking plummet cracks. Hey, no, I'm like, yeah, you're fucking elite. All right. But he brought these kids in and they sat down and these kids looked like they were polished like 25 years old. I mean, they were all big and they're all 13, 14 years old. Oh, big white fricking stock. Good stock. Yeah. And they all kind of like dressed apart, you know, in their under armor shit and their wristbands and their head. I mean, they, they look like they were, they were already pros, right? It's like Stepford wives of frigging football. Yeah, I know. And that's the types of kids you can see. I don't like those kids. That's why I like Johnny. Oh, Denzel. Oh, he didn't look like that even though he's a rich kid too. Yeah. Oh, poor Johnny. Frigging he, he's in deep, man. He, he gotta be addicted to something. You don't stay in rehab for over 28 days. Probably, you'd have to think pills or in Coke. It's gotta be, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if it was frigging Oxycontin in which case he's done. And then which guy I lost a bet. I bet a guy in a bar that, what was it? 50 bucks. He was one of those future bets. Hopefully I'll probably never see him again. I would say. I think Denzel's gonna make at least one Pro Bowl. And I don't know. I still think he's gonna rise from the frigging ashes. Oh man. And play. I don't, I don't see him doing anything at all. You don't see him at, I would like to. I don't see him coming back. I don't know. Shit, now they got McCown as quarterback there, right? Yeah, but that's not, I mean, that's probably a good thing for, for Manziel. And then Hoyer, is he coming back or is he gone? Hoyer's gone. He's on the Texans. So him and Mallet have to battle it out? Yeah. Two Pats castaways. Vinnie Woolfolk. I know that was a bummer. It was kind of a bummer. I would have liked to have seen Vince Woolfolk ride it out as a Patriot. You know? But the Patriot, I tried to critique him. But you, cause this is a head scratching off season, but what the fuck? Yeah. Just gotta ride it out. I don't know what the hell they're doing though. Where does all their money go? I don't know. I say this every week. I'm like a fricking broken record. But who gets paid on that team? That's a good point. Brady's the 19th highest paid quarterback in the league. 19th. Yeah. He's the highest paid quarterback in the league. 19th. Who the fuck's getting paid? Bobby Kraft fricking giving it to his girl? I don't know, man. That is a good point. Thank you. I'm full of them. Full of good points. Like Jed York. You know, I thought Jed York actually had a good frigging, he said the 49ers started getting away from what they did well. Even though Jed, speaking of frigging, you know, silver spoons. Yeah. I can't stand Jed York. But he said, you know what? At least we stopped running the ball. And I agree. I think the frigging 49ers got away from what they wanted to do. Yeah. I mean, I think the 49ers got away from what they wanted to do. I mean, I think the 49ers got away from what they wanted to do. Mm-hmm. And now, even though they're going to be terrible, oh, that's a team that's ringing. I cannot wait till they go seven and nine next year. Oh, yeah. Their coach is, he has to be fired. He has no- Already? Have you seen the clips of him being interviewed? Yes. About mumbling and stumbling? He's a fucking idiot. I like that, though, because I'm kind of a fucking mumbling, stumbling idiot. Yeah. No, I'm sorry. You have to have some sort of ability to carry. I mean, you can't get in front of the team and talk like that. See, that's why, that's why I'm saying, you know, I'm not a big fan of the team. I'm not a big fan of the team. I think I lost out on the job, and I don't know if I'm ever going to be a good head coaching job. I just don't think I fit the mold that people want. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? I'm not polished enough. I'm, you know, kind of scraggly. What do you mean? No, no, it's true. No, I understand. You know, people want this image. You know, it's become an image. Everything's so fucking image-based. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a big fan of the team. I'm not a big fan of the team. I'm not a big fan of the team. I'm not a big fan of the team. I'm not a big fan of the team. I'm not a big fan of the team. I told you I was talking to a guy that was a referee in Division II, and I said, how come you're not, you know, doing Division I? He said, because I weigh too much. He's like, all NFL and college referees have to be under, you know, a certain weight, like under 225. This guy was kind of a heavy set guy, but it's true. I mean, everybody kind of has to look the part. You don't see any fat asses, you know, running up and down the sidelines in an NFL game. That's true. I never even thought about it. I never even thought about that. They all look a little light in the pants anyways with those outfits on. I know, and it's funny, you're a grown man dressed like that. Like someone said this to me, oh, if I'm not going to coach this year, why don't you officiate? You fucking kidding me? I would never put on a fucking official's outfit. You look like a fucking tool. I almost said retard, but if you say retard, you get in freaking trouble these days. Yeah, that's true. I can't say anything. I saw a kid just got thrown off his baseball team in some Division II school for calling Monet, what's her name? Monet Davis? Yeah, called her a bitch on Twitter. And they threw him off the team. That's some shit. I called her a freaking bitch on Twitter. She's what, 12 years old? Why are you calling her a bitch? No, he's an idiot, obviously. But do you think, that's a life changing types of events to throw someone off a team, you know? Not saying, can't find someone else. Yeah, that's too bad for that kid, but I guess that's- He's an idiot. I don't know, that's why I stay away from Twitter. That's why Twitter scares me. I don't even fucking, I'm done with it. I don't even fucking, I don't even, nothing with it. It just scares me. I'm afraid one of these days I'm going to say the wrong thing. And somebody's going to see it. Not that I get any different than I'm saying it here. Yeah. But, you know, it's just, it's weird. People just are on there waiting to bust somebody. And then people just give it to them all the time. I don't know. Busted. Ray McDonald suing, suing. You know Ray McDonald for the 49ers? Who's he suing? He's suing the lady that pressed charges against him because it was consensual sex. Evidently he had it on a surveillance camera. He's got a picture. He's got a camera of him having consensual sex with this lady, which is a little creepy in its own right. I mean, this guy's got, has a surveillance camera of him frigging diddling women. Yeah. But he's suing her. This guy, he got cut. I mean, is someone going to give him a chance? I don't know. I don't understand why he seems to be getting the wrath of wraths. Yeah, but he also did something again, didn't he? Yeah, he had something else about, something about him. He had a Dewey last year or something. But you know, the worst story of all by far is the Hardy one. I mean, what he did to that lady and the gun. Yeah. It's, that's a pretty scary story period. How may games he's suspended for? Four? All last year, but is the first four games of the year this year? Not sure, but four sounds like the magical number. It is. Why would the Cowboys frigging, why? Don't get it. Are they going to get an Agent Peterson? Come on, give me some insight source. It's an had a Dewey last year or something, but, you know, the worst story of all by far is the Hardy one. I mean, what he did to that lady and the guns and that, that's a pretty scary story, period. How many games is he suspended for? Four? All last year, but is the first four games of the year this year? I'm not sure, but four sounds like the magical number always. I think it is. Why would the Cowboys friggin', why? I don't get it. Are they gonna get an agent in Peterson? Come on, give me some inside source. I haven't heard anything about it. Nothing? There's one guy that I work with that I kinda use as my, as my, I guess, volume on, on what's going on in the office and with the teams and he hasn't heard much, but that'd be exciting. That'd be huge if they did. That'd be great. They need him. Yeah. They need him for something. God, man, I miss Murray. I love that guy. You miss him already? I do. The rock. The rock. They're friggin', talk about just like a pro-typical, guy walks in like, there's an NFL player. Guy's muscled in his earlobes and shit. Huge, huge, yeah. I'm still shocked about that. Philly. Why have all teams Philly? You know what I mean? What the hell's that guy doing over there? Yeah. Kelly? Well, what do you mean? I mean, he's just, he's, you read about it and you hear about it. More people are more mystified at how he's just exploded that tore that team apart and, you know, he really just says it's not about the players, it's about me and his system. So, we'll see what he does, but I'm not particularly worried about them. No. No, I mean, who cares? But I just, the Sam Braffet thing throws me off. I mean, they use him as a trade ship? That's something teams don't do and this isn't the NBA. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think they really think Sam Braffet's gonna be their quarterback in the next few years. I just can't believe Sam Braffet is better than Matt Barkley. Remember, just, I mean, I know it. It's just weird how some guy, and it really does come down to chances. I mean, and opportunity or, you know, and luck. I mean, it's fucked up, but some of these guys never get a chance. Some of these guys turn in to be Tom Brady, you know, so. Some of these guys turn, you just cast that off like we all fucking Tom Brady. Tommy. Rule changes. Speaking of fucking cracked out, Jim Irsay, what do you think what is that all about? The nine point play? You didn't read anything about that? Yeah, the bonus point. I kind of like it, but it never happened. The laughing, you know, fucking that guy sits around and he's like, all right, man, I get it. Nine point play, man. You know, sits around fucking snorts Oxycontin. That's another guy, dude. There's no way he's clean now. Oh, he's a mess. He is a mess. Read the articles about him and his ex-girlfriend that died or his. Oh, yeah. He's a mess. He's gotta be a mess to come up with that. He even proposed that. You really think they're fucking NFL's gonna go for a nine point play, man? You know, I don't mind it. I'm a little progressive that way. I think it's kind of funny, but come on. That's a reach. After your two point play, you're gonna go kick the ball from the 50 yard line. And what's the other? They're gonna review, they possibly review all penalties. That's something I've been saying for years. Finally, the legal office has been listening to back episodes and someone is gonna, somebody has the, of course, everything should be fucking reviewable. Oh, yeah. I don't understand how they decided what is, and what can and can't be. It's completely arbitrary. Yeah. But they decide what's gonna be reviewable and what's not. Make everything fucking reviewable. It's not gonna take any longer if you only still have only two challenges. Yeah. And then where the Patriots talking about cameras everywhere. Oh, yeah. Stuff which is kind of ironic. I don't understand why that's not a thing anyways. That's a good point. A camera on the goal line, you would think that would be a frigging standard issue, but the NFL was supposedly claiming it cost too much money, which is pretty funny. I don't know how the NFL can say that about anything. No, no kidding. It would cost too much money. Oh, what else is going on in my world? Nothing. Matt Buckley traded. Oh, what the fuck? What am I talking about? LA, is this happening or what? I hope so. When I was driving to San Diego this weekend, I passed. I don't know if you know where that Carson is. It seems like it's gonna be two teams. Yeah, that'd be cool. Know where what? Where Carson is, where they want to build the... Yeah. That's where the Home Depot center is, right? Sort of on the other side of the freeway. It's like where a big golf course is and there's like this big stadium. Statue, like Paul Bunyan looking thing on the other side of there. Yeah, how far away is that from here where we're sitting right now? Right now, I would say it would take us 20 minutes to get there. That's it? It's not far. I mean, when there's, you know, obviously not a lot of traffic but to get there. But, you know, I like that site and I actually went over to the Home Depot center for the first time in my life the other day to go check that out. That's a spectacular... You just went for the hell of it? No, I was down there. I had to go down there for a meeting. I could see the roof of the stadium and drove around and, you know, youth soccer fields all around. I mean, it's pretty sharp. But I like that one. But I think the one in Inglewood would be cool if Kroenke can get his team here. I don't know if you've seen the pictures. He's at the NFL meetings this year showing his plans for the stadium. And they're putting two home locker rooms in there. So they're going to put three locker rooms, two home ones and one visiting. So they're planning on two teams. He's a creepy looking fucking guy, huh? He's definitely... He looks like a pederast or something. You know he married into Walmart money? I didn't know that. That's a good question. He married one of the Waltons. Yeah. Fucking, you know. Two teams. What teams? Rams and Raiders? Yeah. I hope, you know, that San Diego gets this thing figured out down there. In San Diego? Yeah, I hope so. And then, yeah, I don't think the NFL wants the Raiders down here for the image. If you're going to get LA here, you want to launch that thing with all positive and, you know, all good shit about it. You don't want the Raiders and what with that. The Raiders are positive. They just signed Trent Richardson. Nothing bad against it. But it's, you know what I mean? I guess. You want the Rams and the Chargers versus... Yeah, but things aren't as bad as they used to be. The violence wouldn't be as bad. They'd be able to freaking stomp that. It'd be no worse than a Dodger game. Okay, so you only have one or two guys killed a year. It's all in the name of progress. That's true. That's true. It's getting better. Well, that's the thing in the Dodger games. The security is a joke. They don't have any fucking security there, really. But they could afford security up the fucking wazoo at a Raider game. Oh, yeah, probably. And nothing would happen. Nothing ever happens in the NFL. Everything happens. It's freaking... Just right now, right before we won the show, hard knocks, Cleveland Browns. Are you fucking kidding me? That's like the perfect thing. You know, ESPN is freaking salivating. They would definitely limit Manziel's airtime. They wouldn't let him... I know. I wouldn't even be surprised of the type of thing when they didn't even talk about Manziel. Unless he's a starting quarterback. Well, you just... I think you'd probably at least see snippets of him in the quarterback room. You know, they do those set cameras like up in the corner when the guys are coming and going. So you'd see him a little bit. All types of rumors saying that Sam Bradford is the Cleveland Browns freaking destination. That they want him. That they're the team that's throwing this mystery draft pick that everyone's talking about. The 19th draft pick for Sam Bradford. And then everybody's talking about the latest thing and we're going to be dealing with it. Although it seems like the NFL draft will be here real soon. But now everyone's saying Mariota. Everyone's running Phillip Rivers out of San Diego. Dude, I know. Phillip Rivers is, you know, what's it called? Tried and true. He's been around. Obviously not very likable guy. Annoying, quite frankly. But he's a player. And Mariota isn't any better than he is. Not right now. No, but he could, you know, maybe some point down the road. Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, I just ride with Phillip Rivers even though they're not going to win anything. It's the same thing every year. Phillip Rivers is elite in the first six weeks of the season. You know, or the second, you know, there's always a time of the season. It always seems like they're making a wild comeback through December. There's always some kind of article about, you know, comparing Phillip Rivers to the greats. This week in arrest, because it's always freaking sick arrest. Bernard Pierce, DUI, cut next day from the Ravens. That's tough, man. Ends up with the Jacks. It's tough what? That he got cut? Yeah, I just think it's because he got a Dewey, he gets cut. I know. But at the same time, I mean, how much money does this fuck thing guy have? Why do these guys drive around? We talk about it all the time. I know, I know. You got to figure, man. It's more of a control thing. I mean, I... It's an invincibility thing. They think they're fucking invincible. Yeah. And he ends up with the Jaguars the next day. Oh, poor Bernard. How about Eric Walden, the linebacker? Was he playing for the... Was Eric Walden playing for the Browns or the Colts? Yeah. He gets stabbed by his freaking girlfriend. Did you see that? Yeah, I read a little bit about it, man. She attacked him with a baseball bat and a knife. Bitch, don't mess around. Don't mess around. That's intense, man. It is intense. It's a ball lifestyle. Why would you even deal with a woman like that? You'd have to... You got to be fucking crazy. I guess. They're all crazy. They all have some type of CTE. Nate Allen arrested. This is... This is a funny one. Some girl saw some... Some white guy, man in his 50s with a white beard jerking off in a car. And for some reason, the police ended up arresting Nate Allen, the cornerback. Oh, yeah. Isn't he suing, though? Yeah. And he's suing him. He's suing him. He's suing him. Speaking of Raiders, sign with the Raiders. He's suing him. But how does that happen? How do they arrest a guy who's supposed to be in his mid-50s? This is a professional athlete. He doesn't have a... You know? Oh, yeah. This isn't like they're, you know, looking out for his kind of guy. They clearly got it wrong. His kind of guy? Yeah. What is his kind of... Whoa, whoa. Dude. No, you... It was a white guy with a white beard. It isn't... It was a white guy? Yeah, I thought it was, but it was a... They said it was a black guy with a white beard. Is that what you said? I think so, yeah. I mean... Right now, it seems like the cops, at least you read in the news, that it's getting a little bit precarious with those guys. Let's say 96%. I fucking find this stuff odd. 96% of all rape... Rapists get away with it. I find that really hard to believe. 96%? The fuck? You got a 1 in 100 chance or a 2 in 100 chance of getting... 4 in 100 chance of getting... Getting caught if you rape someone? So, dude, that's... Paul, sadly, the odds are in your favor. Segway, Darren Sharpa. Oh, man. That's a fucking weird thing, huh? Oh, yeah. Cosby-esque, except he ain't getting away with it. No, he's in trouble, man. I mean, it's, you know, like you said, when there's smoke, there's fire and all that shit. He just got charged again in Las Vegas and he's pleading guilty on Monday to everything. To everything? Mm-hmm. What does that put him in jail for? How long? Probably 20 years. It's gotta be... Just the mind of a rapist, you know, people... Obviously, your first reaction is how... This guy's really that hot up. I mean, I'm sure Darren Sharpa would get laid any way he freaking goes. And that's what they said. They said he never had any problem with women. I mean, he probably just got the... I mean, it's amazing how many times it worked in terms of how many times he got away with it. Like, it's fucking crazy. Well, like Cosby. Yeah. I guess, yeah. People just, you know, are embarrassed. It's pride. It's... Well, that's what I'm saying. They get back with 96%. People are embarrassed, I guess, but fuck, you need to be some sick fuck. Like, Russell Wilson's sick. You see that... Those photos came out with him and Joseph Foria's girlfriend. Came out, there's been rumors, but it was supposedly them together that he actually is stealing Joseph Foria's girlfriend. I don't like Russell Wilson. There's something about that, the guy. There's something. His girlfriend, Snow Fat. I showed you about that one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like that. A segue. My band played their first show last night. Really? Out in Riverside. How'd you guys do? All right. Although, they didn't like the setup. It ended up being like I was out in front like on the lead singer. Our lead singer's in the back like fucking mained from Tool. And I'm out in front and I was like, you know, I'm not fucking David Lee Roth or nothing, kid. I'm just a bass player. I want to go in the back. Yeah. So these pictures of me, it was all right, though. I don't like playing live shows. It's fucking pain in the ass. You drag all your shit out there. You go to a bar. When I didn't play in cover tunes or nobody even knows the music, so, you know, half the people in there are like, you guys suck. Stop fucking playing so loud. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm fucking 38 years old, man. It's not like, you know what I mean? What do you guys get for something like that? Just free beers? Free beers. That's it. We'll play for beer. It's not worth it to me, especially out in Riverside. You know, frigging armpit. Of course, Riverside makes San Bernardino look nice, but even still, it seems like everybody in that fucking area is on methamphetamines. It looked like they had used meth at one time and they're like, just got that hollowed out face. Oh, yeah. You use it once. You probably smoked meth, haven't you? No, but I love watching those things on the people's faces when it talks about, you know, hey, here's when they first started until a year later. Oh, faces of meth on YouTube. Yeah. I do that shit all the time. Also, you know what else is a good one on YouTube? The Montana Meth Project. You put all these frigging public service announcements about Montana meth. It's like kids beating up their moms and shit. Oh, man. Yeah. I always want to try it once though, but it just scares the hell out of me, you know? And heroin. There's two scary things. I don't know. Anyway, we're talking about, speaking of scary things, segue, the Pouncey Brothers calling out Mike Wallace for being a coward. Yeah. The Pouncey Brothers are fucking thugs. Yeah. And I know some people say thug is just a cold word for a fucking black dude. No, those dudes are fucking thugs. Yeah. They fight. They ring in, do all types of shit. Are they in the same team now? No. So still one's up at Pittsburgh? I thought they were playing for the same team now. One's in the Steelers, one's in the Dolphins. Yeah, for some reason I thought they were on the same team now. I think I'm obviously wrong. Calling out the boy, Mike Wallace, I would like to see Mike Wallace in the Patriots. Of course, I say that about everybody. I'd like to see him on the Patriots. I would like to see Reggie Bush, speaking of Reggie Bush. Yeah, I'm surprised we didn't get, I mean, that guy just seems, he's looking good for the Patriots. Yeah, he's had a decent career, nowhere near where anyone thought it was going to be, but man, you just wonder, has he got that one breakout year in him? Obviously, it's at the tail end of his career, but could he really, I mean, I don't know, is he going to be a star in San Francisco? And it seems like, no. And it seems like there's a lot of guys, you know, fairly big names that just nobody wants. Michael Crabtree, Reggie Wayne, another guy I'd like to see in the Patriots. Your boy, Wes. Nobody wants Wes Welka. All of a sudden, he's become like, you know, cancerous. Nobody wants freaking Wes Welka. He's an anti-Chris Bolan. This guy just, no matter how bad his head hurts, he's going to go out there and play. It's not funny, but it kind of is. Don't you think that's got to be kind of held against him now? What? Just with all this movement, towards safety, and then you've got Wes Welka, you know, who everybody knows is a guy who, you know, has had multiple concussions, has played with concussions, and won't retire regardless of what anyone says. You almost just, somehow, that's a negative now. Does that make any sense? No. Well, yeah. I don't think that's going to hurt him, though. I think it would hurt him that he's freaking a little white guy who's on the wrong side of 35. He's like 35 years old now, right? But, NFL came out with the stats, blowing their own horn, saying concussions were down 25%, this year. I don't know how they can really quantify that. And down 36% since 2012. So, I guess what they're saying is, all these flags on defenseless receivers are working. I don't know. Speaking of defenseless receivers, because they keep showing this picture, Chet Bednarik destroying Frank Gifford. Oh, yeah. That's right. He's the guy. Chet Bednarik, last of a freaking dying, well, I don't know if I'm saying that right. End of an era, though. World War II veteran, played both, both ways. Mr. Eagle. But for some reason, they always love showing that picture of him standing over Frank Gifford. You know Frank Gifford missed the whole next season? Oh, he killed him, yeah. Because of that, because that hit? You know who was, they didn't talk about it, but another guy from the old school, remember Fred Dreyer? You know him? Of course, Hunter. Hunter, yes. He was on ESPN, the radio, almost ranting and raving about the concussion stuff. And they kept asking him, what would you change? What would you change? And all he, the only thing he talked about was taking away head to head and teaching fundamentals of tackling. He's like, these people don't know how to tackle anymore. And, you know, he just kind of was going on about this. You know, you've got to show people you lead with your face mask and, you know, wrap up. I mean, he was just kind of going in this hole, made the tackle the art of the tackle a science. You know what I mean? But he was talking about what those old school guys used to do and regarding concussions and how they wouldn't. He had seven in his career and, you know, on and on. He probably repeated the same story three times. He said the same point. He said the same, same thing over and over again. I was like, dude, this guy is a mess. And that's the reason. What are you saying? You do lead with your face mask or you don't? I do. Really? He told a story of in like 1971, he saw a guy break his neck about a yard and a half from him and it was because the guy was going to tackle somebody on a kickoff and he put his head down. And the guy got him in the back of the neck. I'm surprised it doesn't happen every year. It's like the pro wrestler. You see that pro wrestler die in Mexico yesterday? I watched it and it just... It doesn't really show the compact, the hit, so to speak. Yeah, you just see him kind of like hanging over the... Did somebody clothesline him or did he flip forward and hit the rope? Kind of kick in the trachea and it gave him whip flash and it looked like it killed him on the spot. Yeah. But I'm surprised that doesn't happen all the time in professional wrestling. Those dudes, there's no... My least favorite people in the world that you tell them that you like pro wrestling are like, you know it's fake, right? The fuck it makes my skin crawl. Yeah, no kidding, it's fake. But you can't fake gravity. Those fuckers... Those fuckers are like 10 feet in the air fucking flying around, you know? It is a sport or I don't know what you call it, but there's something to be said about it. Sports entertainment. Yeah. Oh, those guys work their asses off. You go through one of those workouts of a pro wrestler, you'd be fucking dead, tired. Oh, yeah. I'm going to miss WrestleMania next week. Pretty pissed about that. Although I think I can find a way. I'm going to Portland, so I don't know if I want to spend the night watching WrestleMania, but I got the WWE network so I could probably watch it on my phone. You could, but why are you even wanting to watch it when you're out of town? Because it's WrestleMania and it's awesome. Because freaking The Undertaker's coming back and Sting's fighting Triple H. That's why. We'll come back to the fucking planet. Boy, oh boy. That's clearly... I don't know a lot about that, so I'll let you. Why is... I've just seen the praises of Rex Ryan, but shit, he's in fucking Buffalo. Right. Talking about running the ball 60 times a game. And Buffalo's fucking dangerous, man. They can never figure out their quarterback situation. They got guys who can fly. McCoy, Fred Jackson, Sammy Watkins, Percy Hovind. Man, those guys can move. They can move. Who do you think's going to be their starter? That's scary. Quarterback? Yeah. I don't know. Is it EJ Manuel? Who's the other... They just traded for, what, Matt Castle? Yeah. Neither one. I don't know. They should probably go out and try to... Where do they draft? They might end up with a guy like Mariota. That would be scary. They could end up with a guy like Mariota because where do they pick... I could just see Mariota falling to like 15. Could be. You know? I think Winston's going to go number one. It seems to be that's like the, you know, the deal. The guy from USC who I watched USC play a ton of times and I wasn't overly impressed. Well, they said Mariota went down and met with Tennessee, right? They picked number two. Oh, did he? Mm-hmm. But for some reason I've been reading that they're high on Mettenberg. Mettenberger. Whatever the fuck his name is. He's kind of an old school pocket passer, big arm, kind of like Drew Bledsoe sitting back there. You love bringing... It seems like every episode you bring up Drew Bledsoe. What else is there? You and your... What else is there? I do miss Drew Bledsoe. Ushered in the new era of the Patriots with the... They did. Gross. Well, not really gross, but I still don't like the frigging uniform, but it just made it... You know, they've done so well with it that now you're just kind of ingrained. Well, that's why I'm wearing the Pat the Patriot shirt right now. Well, it's at least they got away from the ones... When they went from old Patriot to Elvis Patriot, remember they had the white and like that light blue? You know, the ones you see from like... 94, 95? Yeah, like those were brutal. Those uniforms with the baggy fucking sleeves? Yeah. I don't even know if it was like Irvin Fryer days, but it was like... Think of like Vincent Brown or somebody back then. Yeah, Irvin Fryer was long gone before the new unis came in. He's in jail. He's in jail too, isn't he? He's some kind of fraud. Stealing from his mom, yeah. No, him and his mom were in some kind of... Sorry, they were in cahoots together. Deal together where they were stealing things. The Irvin Fryer. Stealing, bringing money. You could just save CTE. That's what I... Seriously, I don't know. One of these days if I get in trouble, I'm just going to claim that. I played football. What the fuck? CTE. Sorry. Cut my brain open. Not funny. James Harrison, 37-year-old, signed a two-year deal with the Steelers. He's got to be one of the meanest badasses still going. Kind of a throwback, right? I mean, that guy's a tough-ass dude. He put Kevlar, which is like... Kevlar is like... Is that sticky stuff? No, no, no. It's like a... Shit with like a bulletproof... They put it in vests, bulletproof vests in the military. He put that shit in his helmet one season. I don't know if you remember that. They never even said anything. I don't think he even got in trouble for it. He might have got some kind of slap on the wrist. Fine. Fine. Yeah. But I always thought that was... How can you just doctor your helmet to put in some kind of metal? It can't be good for him or the person he's hitting. Well, he pretty much ended Colt McCoy's kind of ascent. Remember that? He hit McCoy when McCoy was in Cleveland and he just kind of spun around for a couple years and couldn't get his... Couldn't get a, you know, in the games and the next thing you know he beats the Cowboys. I always thought Colt McCoy was going to be good. Of course, I thought Johnny Manziel was going to be good, but there's certain guys I think are going to be good. I think Colt McCoy could still be okay. He's still not even that old. Will RG3 start? No. I think RG3's going to be good this year. I really do. He's fucking talented, man. You know, they just ask him to do dumb shit. Speaking of dumb shit, they're finally going to let... I kind of forced that one. Anyways, they're finally going to let linebackers whiff the numbers in the 40s this year. About time. Is it running out of numbers, I guess they were saying. So Brian Bosworth is happy somewhere. Yeah, no, he's looking... 44, right? He tried to get a restraining order against the league so he could wear 44. He tried to call himself a defensive back so he could wear 44. Remember that poster? That famous bars poster that says the land of bars? Is it when he's leaning on a car? No, he's standing there with this hot Dorothy looking chick from Wizard of Oz and he's standing on the yellow brick road and he's wearing a Seahawks 44 and it says Monster DB. He tried to claim he was a defensive back so he could wear 44. He said he ran faster when he had 44 on. I got so many 30 for 30s I have to watch. I gotta watch this I Hate Christian Leighton one. Did you watch it? Yeah, decent. Not one of the best? No, not one of the best. No, not even close. I expected a lot more. I mean, I like everybody in our age bracket remembers Christian Leighton very well and hated him and all that shit but it's... I don't know how to say it. It's a little bizarre the way they put it together. Really? Yeah. It's not... It's not well directed? I guess it is. You may like it but I didn't like it. I saw something on on CBS about the Duke team in one particular year so it's almost like the same shit you heard in the 30 for 30 but told in a different way and it was fascinating about the team. You know the thing with Leighton too he gets kind of a bad rep that he was his bust in the NBA. He really wasn't that bad in the NBA. 12 and... I looked it up last night. 12 and 6. 12 points, 6 rebounds. Well, yeah but that's like because he made an all-star team and that was like the last 5, 6 years of his career he was a bench player but like the first 6 years of the league he was like 18 and 10. Yeah. You know what I mean? Minnesota he was good and he was good in Atlanta at the end. Yeah and then he kind of bounced around. That was a weird trade. I don't know why we get into basketball or whatever because there's this fucking March Madness even though I'm watching these games. I'm just not even impressed with any of these games to be honest with you. Anyway, Minnesota gave him away. I don't know why. Did it talk about that? No, it doesn't. He's still so obnoxious. He says, if I had the same career in college, you know, in the NBA, I'd be one of the greatest players of all time. That's true though. Yeah, but you don't blow yourself like that, do you? What if I could? What am I going to sit here and say? They talk about the Christian Leighton era homosexual rumors that ran rampant back in the day. No truth to them. I wouldn't think. Is he a drug user? Yeah, he got arrested for something weird. Yeah. That's not really a drug user. No. That's practically fucking legal. Yeah, exactly. What's the deal now? I was reading this and I couldn't even wrap my head around. They tell someone that they're going to drug test them 32 days in advance for weed. Is that true? I'm not sure. Are you talking football? Yeah. I always thought it was you were pretty much in the clear from January to like May. It's April 20th. I don't know if they were trying to be ironic and funny by doing it 420. Yeah. But if you like, yeah, there's like a time you're clear, but also if they test you at some point, you're guaranteed not to get tested again until April 20th. And they tell you 32 days in advance so you can get it out of your system. And fuckers are still getting caught. You know, Josh Gordon's still getting caught doing it. Yeah, what happened with him? What was the final thing? He got caught busted again or boozing, I'm sorry. Yeah, he got caught boozing. So he's suspended for this season as well? The whole season. Isn't that just excessive? Yeah. You know what I mean? Why don't they let the legal process carry itself out? Like Adrian Peterson, they dropped the charges on him, right? But he sat out a whole season? He didn't get paid though? Yeah. So he got paid $13 million to do nothing. Yeah. And you know, you got to think some people are looking at it that he's more fresh. Speaking of, I got to get on this. What do you think about that Aaron Hernandez thing? What about him? Just grinding up on girls? Who calls himself the rock? Yeah, which is great. That's awesome. But you got to figure, man, it's more this mud comes out about him obviously being a total dirtbag with his wife. Do you think that she's going to end up testifying against him? Because they're going to call her as a witness, man. If she lies, she goes to jail. Do I think she's going to testify against him? So she's got immunity. Yeah. Isn't this some kind of wife thing where they don't have to do that? No, because they weren't married. Oh, he wasn't married to her, huh? No, they're just engaged now. Huh. And you know, they talk about some of the excerpts in the phone conversations I've been reading. She really, it sounded like, didn't think he was going to be there for a long time. Be with her? No, be in jail for this long. You know, he was in there before they were, right after he got arrested and stuff. And he was trying to talk in code word, he was talking to the Pouncey guy too about getting rid of some of his clothes that he had at the house and he really couldn't say what he wanted to say to her because all those calls are taped, obviously. But you know, he saved some money, he was given money to some relatives that were like, the one that was hiding the car down in Connecticut. I think he was like, making sure she was getting some extra cash and, what a fucking scumbag. You can't tell when the Patriots didn't know damn well what this guy was into. Of course they fucking knew. I guess, yeah. I don't think they knew he killed someone, but they knew he was a freaking thug. Yeah, that's true. Can I use that word? Yeah. He's what, Puerto Rican? But it's amazing, he killed those two other guys. I know it. And played all season and no one, and they would have never figured out it was him had he not got in trouble for this thing. Yeah. Yeah, he's done. Yeah. So he's gonna, I think he might get off on this one, to be honest with you, but he's gonna go to jail for something for a long time and the Cowboys are gonna sign him to a lucrative deal. I think he's gonna get, I think he's gonna get convicted, man. It's not looking good for him. But I will say this about the case, just one last thing. I don't understand how they haven't decided who shot him and why they're trying all these guys separately. Like, you don't even hear Hernandez saying it wasn't me. You don't even hear an excuse from them. Like, you almost wonder what the fuck they're even in court over. Like, did he actually shoot him? Or did he just happen to be there? It's like vague enough where if he's involved, that's as good as killing the guy. Yeah, I know the laws, but if he's there, I think he's involved somehow, some way he killed the guy. Yeah, I don't know if he actually did the shooting. I would venture to say he did. Oh, yeah. He's a scumbag. He's a bad person. Oh, time flying by. Brian Ingalls. One more thing I want to talk about because I find this fascinating. It's kind of disgusting in some way. Oklahoma State is putting in a barbershop in their football facility, but evidently, I just read, I just found this out. All these schools have barbershops on their facilities. Yeah. Oregon, Tennessee. Yeah. Some other school. What the hell? Why? That's cool. I just don't know what's hip anymore these days. I guess not, but the one in Oregon is just kind of like, it looks like it could be off an extension of a bathroom, basically. You know, like the, team bathroom, whatever it is. It's just kind of a basic room with just one chair in there and a couple of chairs. Oh, really? Because this Oklahoma State one is supposed to be like a full out barbershop. I'm sure the dude's in there talking about the greatest fighters of all times and shit like that. Yeah. I mean, if that's going to get recruits, we're in trouble. Oh, that and freaking fluorescent colors. Every kid likes fluorescent colors. What is this? Hampton Beach, 1990. Freaking Oakland, or Oakley, Zubaz, Zubaz pants. Oakley, Zubaz. You probably still wear freaking Oakley's, huh? I can see you wearing Oakley's. I wear Zubaz. I have a pair of Zubaz. Do Zubaz still make stuff like the Cowboys and stuff? Yeah, they got a license and we went out and sold it. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I mean, the Gronkowskis, they all wear that shit. Do they? Yeah. I know, you're tired of the Gronkowskis. I'm tired of the Gronkowskis too. I just can't wait until, you know, Gronkowski finds a, you know, goes to Ben Roethlisberger style. Oh, and now I'm married and kids, so now I'm an expert on everything. I don't sexually assault women anymore. Roethlisberger, remember that? He was in trouble twice, man. Yeah, he got suspended for what? Eight games. Was it eight games? Yeah. I think so, but, you know, and then he got the motorcycle accident and, you know, he, I guess, persevered through some stupid shit that he did. He's a clown. Great player, though. Can't hate him. I can hate whoever I want. It's my fucking God-given right. It's like 90% of the reason I fucking do this show and just spew venom. You're a healthy outlet. Instead of going on Twitter because I'm too lazy to type. I don't blame you. No, and I just don't like it. It's too fucking... That's even a word. All right, well, I'm two weeks. Portland next week, and then a buddy of mine's coming to town. I might freaking hit you up in Santa Monica. Come on down. I'm a little scared of that, too, though. See what happened there. I know you do all types of kinky shit down there. If you come on on Sunday, we'll go to the best thing in town. Which is what? Drum circle? No thanks, kid. No. I'm going to hack you. I'm going to sack. No, no. The Doors cover band that I go watch on Sundays. Really? The Venice Bistro where the Doors first played. It's fucking awesome. Doors first played. Mm-hmm. Maybe I can bring my bass and come in and sit down. I don't know. We'll see. I might even freak out. Whoa. Look up in nine seconds left. That's it. So two weeks off. I know all three of you out there have rigged and got to be sad for the next three weeks, but we'll be back and next thing you know it'll be the draft. Ingles, good to see you. Thank you for having me, bud. Stay out of trouble anytime. Follow us kind of on Twitter. Out. Later. Bye. Bye. the death where the brothers in the holy shepherdess so i rest