📄 Transcript [show]
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
That was a sound of freedom.
That was.
To Kate.
This one goes out to Kate.
I'm drinking a michelada, like one of those instant michelada drinks where you pour in the beer.
I apparently made a good choice and bought like Bud Light and put it in there.
And it's pretty delicious.
So you guys should try one of those micheladas.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
Bud Light?
They're like instant micheladas.
Like, hello, cricket, cricket.
Just discovered.
Cricket, cricket.
Hello, is my mic on?
Hello, hello.
Sorry.
Yeah, this is pretty good.
Yeah.
You don't have much left in that, though.
I know.
I'm almost sad that I'm sad.
Maybe you should try that.
I didn't buy another one.
That's my next drink.
Oh, shit.
That I'm going to drink is a crunk juice.
I'm going to put cayenne pepper on crunk sauce.
Crunk sauce.
That's extra crunk.
That's some Creole crunk right there.
Creole crunk.
Red rooster crunk and shit.
So we got Battle Flask here.
We got fucking.
Battle Flask.
Hello.
Hello.
Yes.
And then we're going to hear some.
Some of their tunes.
We're going to talk to them about the band.
Everybody's so quiet tonight.
Yeah, we're going to be quiet tonight.
Really?
You guys need to.
It's just Earl.
I think they'll want that moment.
I do have a bottle of wild turkey.
No?
Not even?
Yeah, it might be a time to bust that out.
Really?
We could let that fly.
You should bust that out.
Hey.
We got shot glasses or we just pass it around like bottles?
Hey, man.
What is this little concoction she's got going?
The michelada.
You just talked about it.
I just talked about it.
Hey, weren't you with us in that conversation?
No?
I guess I was not here yet.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, we're right here.
Michelada.
It's like an instant.
No, no.
I heard that part.
I was like, we should put the turkey in there is what I was saying.
Oh, really?
The turkey?
Yeah.
I'll drink some turkey. 101.
Oh, shit.
It's small.
This is all they have.
Wild turkey.
Austin Nichols.
Proud sponsor of Battle Flash.
Yep.
Austin Nichols.
It's a good blackout name.
So you guys are from North Hollywood?
Yep.
All right.
Sort of.
Well, yeah.
We were talking about that too.
North Hollywood by way of practice.
Way of.
That's right.
That's where we jam.
Yeah.
That's where we write and rehearse.
And peace.
Yep.
And we dump all our garbage out there.
North Hollywood.
We pick up garbage out there.
Yeah.
I understand.
Nice bottle, Feli.
Sell cocaine there, you know.
Crack.
It's industrial.
Speaking of cocaine.
Last week we had the PCP episode and shit.
Where like PCP kept on coming up in the conversation.
I think tonight's going to be the cocaine episode.
Nice.
We should have done a bunch of.
Do you have any cocaine stories?
I do.
I don't.
We don't want to talk about that.
Oh, fuck.
I have absolutely none.
I know it's white.
I don't want to unleash that on you.
It's like sugar.
And sometimes comes in a crack farm.
Have you ever done cocaine germs?
Yes.
Who, me?
Yeah.
No.
No?
Never?
No, never.
Why not?
Just never?
Honestly, it's because I feel like my heart would just explode immediately.
Seriously, dude.
And if that's the case, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
If that doesn't happen, then I would like it a lot.
And then I'd have a problem very fast.
Probably wouldn't explode immediately.
Well, yeah.
If your heart explodes.
Give it a couple hours.
I don't think you can do it again.
You'd be laying in bed praying to God after about five hours.
I've never done it.
I have never done it myself.
I have.
But we don't want to talk about that.
Yeah.
I'm more of a weed guy.
Well, the thing is, if you do it and it's good, it's awesome.
But most of the time you do it, it's shit.
You know what's funny about cocaine is that it really doesn't do anything to me because I think I'm already hyper-persuaded.
That's why I like to smoke weed.
And so I think I'm already a hyper-person.
So when I do cook, it really doesn't do anything extreme to me.
But then I keep trying to do it to see maybe I had a not-so-good kind.
And then it's still.
But I keep reaching for the fucking...
I don't know.
That shit's just bad news.
We don't want to talk about it.
Cocaine is no good.
So we're going to start the show off.
We're going to fucking bring it back to the...
Fucking roots.
And we're going to start it off with some fucking manic Hispanic.
Nice.
Here it is.
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Warm.
Warm.
Leatherette.
Warm.
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Warm.
Leatherette.
Warm.
Warm.
Leatherette.
Warm.
Warm.
Leatherette.
Warm.
Warm.
Leatherette.
Warm.
Warm, warm, leatherette.
See the broken glass in the underpass.
Hear the crashing steel.
Feel the steering wheel as warm leatherette melts on your burning flesh.
I can see reflection in the luminescent ash.
Warm, warm, warm, leatherette.
Warm, warm, warm, leatherette.
Warm, warm, warm, leatherette.
Warm.
Warm Warm Leatherette Le-le-ette Warm Leatherette Le-le-ette Leatherette I finished You know, this is me I was one year old Already selling your twat, huh?
Fuck you!
Oh, looky here, there's snow in the valley Fuck you!
Kill!
Kill!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Kill!
Kill!
Fuck!
They can't Dirty ho Tidal twitch Zero Double D Lair Fuck!
Kill!
Kill!
Fuck!
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Fuck!
Fucking fantastic.
Fucking fantastic.
Hey, we're back.
We had a little bit of technical fuck-ups on my part when I uploaded the music, and I want to apologize to all you sons of bitches out there listening and crying and complaining and shit.
Hopefully we won't...
No, it's okay.
It won't skip.
Either.
Again.
Won't, won't, won't.
Yeah, it's just a remix, right?
Like somebody said, so.
Let's call that.
It's a remix.
Hey, so we got a fucking...
CD skip.
If you guys want to call in and fucking talk to Battle Flask or just talk shit, whatever the fuck.
Do it.
Call us. 1-800-893-9516.
You want to ask them about, you know, your love life and shit.
You know, I'm sure these guys got...
If they're sick of that, they're not, and all that stuff.
You know?
Yeah.
If their box is a breeze.
You guys on a market for a good rummage sale?
I know where to go.
Rummage sale.
Yeah.
Really?
AKA yard sale.
I bought a blow-up salmon at a rummage sale one time.
It was like four feet long.
Yeah, it's like an inner tube style.
Really?
Yeah.
The dude that sold it to me said it was a catfish.
I'm like, dude, you're out of your mind.
It's a fucking salmon, dude.
Does it have whispers?
No.
That's funny.
Out of your shit.
That's crazy, dude.
So where is it now, though?
It's hanging above my porch door.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like that door right there?
Uh-huh.
Big blow-up salmon.
I think we have a caller.
Kind of looks real.
We got a caller.
What's up, caller?
Who's this?
Hi, caller.
This is Chris.
Hi, Chris.
What up?
Hey.
Just calling to find out when Battle Blast is playing next.
Oh, shit.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night.
Where?
Baldwin Park.
The Baldwin Park American Legion Hall?
I don't know the- Well, this is an East Coaster that will definitely be there tomorrow.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, verbal abuse just got added to the lineup as well as Circle One, so it's going to be a really fucking good show.
Yeah, it's going to be crazy.
Circle One, they played here at the Voltage House.
I'm here with Diana.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, nice.
Diana, tell Tony I said what's up, too, man.
I've been to the Voltage House many fucking times, dude.
I shall.
I shall, mate.
I shall.
I shall.
I promise, mate.
We're going to be coming there Wednesday.
All right.
All right.
For the- You guys are coming for a pinata hour?
Yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
Cool.
Diana said she's a DJ, so she's going to DJ.
Well, yeah.
We've been together for the last year, so I brought a little bit of gear here with me from the East and a little bit of an extensive library, so we've been rebuilding it and having a good time.
It's been great.
Cool.
Cool.
Yeah, I can't wait to fucking hear it, man.
Look for that on Wednesday, pinata hour.
Pinata.
And we're going to have- All right, mate.
When is the pinata hour?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
You still there?
Call me?
Sorry.
Sorry.
It blocked out for a second.
Oh, no.
No worries.
When's our next show?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow night.
We got a new show coming up, man.
We got next week.
We got Black Fag in Murrieta.
Chris, you guys are coming out from the East Coast?
Well, I think he's from the East Coast.
Yeah, yeah.
Outside of DC.
Oh, right on.
Outside of DC.
Nice.
Yeah.
Well, we got another show next weekend, too.
You guys are going to be around.
The Freeze.
The Freeze.
Channel 3.
The Freeze.
Corbett Sculls.
Do You Cry.
I like Charles in Pomona.
That's going to be a crazy one, man.
Try to get to that.
Where is that?
Pomona?
Oh, that sounds pretty bad-ass.
Yeah.
I like Charles.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a little outdoor place.
Yeah, I like that place.
It's pretty awesome, man.
Yeah.
It's going to be good.
It should be fun.
Check that out.
What day is that again?
Next week on Saturday, it's also a record swap.
So there's going to be...
There's going to be vendors and shit, too.
Yeah, vendors like Puke and Vomit is going to be selling records.
TKO.
And who else?
TKO is going to be there.
I don't remember who else.
I don't have the flyer with me.
That sounds like a good time, man.
It should be fun, yeah.
Is the caller still there?
No, the caller's gone.
Thank you so much for calling.
Yeah, thank you.
Thanks, Chris.
Chris, have a good, safe trip, brother.
Yeah.
We'll be seeing you tomorrow night at the show at the Legion Hall in Baldwin Park.
Tomorrow.
So we're going to go ahead and fucking listen to some more tunes.
Hopefully they won't skip anymore.
But if they do, oops, sorry.
But if they do, it's my fault.
Blame it on Mo.
We could do it acapella.
If it starts skipping, we're out.
We could do acapella in this shit.
All right.
All right.
We got advice to beatbox for us and shit.
I can beatbox, man.
Can you?
Oh, yeah.
I can.
Oh, shit.
What was that?
That was pure trouble.
What the fuck was that?
No bass.
Whoa.
Did you just take a shot of Wild Turkey, too?
I know.
Dude, Wild Turkey's half gone already.
Oh.
That's disappearing quick.
Get that right over here.
That's Austin Nichols.
Well, alcohol happens to disappear faster than Skid Row Studios all the time.
It's true.
As you can see in the back, there's...
It's not really Skid Row here.
It's not Skid Row, dude.
No, it's not.
Yeah, we're in a place.
It's pretty nice on Skid Row.
Yeah.
But it's all about the energy of...
You take a walk about fucking a block and a half down that way, you'll be...
But we're all very, very dirty people, so it compensates.
We'll blend right in.
Yeah, it'll be all right.
It's okay.
I'm kidding.
I mean, my tub has been plugged up for two days.
I haven't showered, too.
Damn.
This michelada has gotten very salty at the end of the...
Oh, God.
That's hard.
Salty.
Very, like, woo.
It looks like you put molten lava...
Lava in the glass and just started drinking it.
You need more.
It tastes good, so...
I don't trust that shit.
I'll be, like, fucking, like, heartburn shitty.
Burning out of your ass.
Oh, yeah.
Burning...
Probably got two shit.
Oh.
Your butthole...
Fucking lightning bolts and shit.
The morning after one of those or two or three...
I had a soup the other day.
What happened?
What happened?
A fucking Thai soup, dude.
Fuck, man.
Oh, fuck your...
Oh, fuck, man.
Fuck you up.
Your insides.
My donut was fried.
All donuts are fried.
Oh, my God.
That's so great.
My donut was fried.
Fuck you up.
Fuck you up.
Fuck you up.
Fuck you up.
I couldn't get off the fucking shit.
You gotta put some frosting on it.
And some sprinkles.
That's funny.
Get some sprinkles on that donut.
Oh, my God.
Baby powder on there.
Good time.
Gold bond.
Gold bond.
Oh, my God.
Preparation H and shit, dude.
Put some foot powder on there.
That's a good Thai food across the street from where I live.
Wasn't that good?
That sounds pretty good.
That sounds fantastic, right?
I know, man.
I gotta check that place out.
It's called Pooping.
Right.
Pooping.
I forgot it.
So we're gonna go ahead and...
Get away from this Thai food shit.
I got smoke in my eyes.
Diarrhea talk.
And we're gonna play some Julie Ruin, right, babe?
Yep.
Julie Ruin.
Kathleen Nana, a.k.a.
Kathleen Nana.
Check it out.
Listen up.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'll say it again I'm a intellectual genie I make your bullshit disappear like I'm whole fucking genie Turn the tables around with my smile running clean and you think you think you're on a point you must be fucking dreaming B.
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I My philosophy B.
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I I'm a masterpiece B.
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I I want to scrunchie B.
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I I'll say it again Cause I'm extra special and I'm burning bright I'm a UFO blazing through your starry night You try to shoot me down girl cause you just don't understand that a woman like me can be bound to my plan B.
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I I want to scrunchie B.
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I B.
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I And I'm a masterpiece B.
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I I'm a philosopher B.
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I I'll say it again B.
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I I want to scrunchie B.
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I And I'm a masterpiece B.
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I And I'm a philosopher B.
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I Yeah I don't wanna say I don't want to But I don't wanna say I don't But sometimes the secret is But sometimes the secret is Yes B.
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I I'm a philosopher B.
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I And I'm a mess of TV And we're a crunchy TV Up and up Up and up In a way I get away Hit my anatomy I ain't trying to see what I'm used to I ain't trying to hate me every night I ain't trying to check if you're up and all right I ain't trying to judge now I'm used to a little frown But you just start to die In a way I get away Up and up Up and up I ain't trying to I ain't trying to I ain't trying to I ain't trying to Come to the dead I got a committee to get me off the block Cause I say my boss loud and I say I'm not stopped Cause being bad news is what we're all about We met the White Castle and we got thrown out I got my boy, I got the king at run I got the jerry with the ammo inside my sock I shot homeboy but the bullet was too young to die I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock.
I shot homeboy, but the bullet was a dud.
Star reached in the middle of cool, I grabbed a cool bud.
So, run, gun, hide on the go.
I'll fly like an eagle.
And drink out crow.
I'm the king of the classroom.
Cool it in a bud.
My teacher had beef, so I gave her a smack.
She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler.
Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a ruler.
With bottle in hand at the microphone stand.
Hey, yo, homeboy, what you drinking, man?
I got money, I got juice.
I got to the party and I got loose.
I got rhythms, I got rhymes.
I got the girlies with the nips behind.
I got ill, I got busted.
I got dust and I got dusted.
I got gold, I got funky.
Got the new dance they call the brass monkey. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I got the trees on my mirror, so my car one smell.
I'm getting high watch to make sure I don't get dirt.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a prankster.
I'm the king of the house.
And I'm hate and confrontative for the juice that I have.
All the fine ladies are making a fuss, but I can't pay attention because I'm on that dust.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster.
Have you ever heard of that brand?
Kind of a top-shelf brand.
The Kraken?
No.
Oh, the Kraken.
Fuck.
Like the mythical fucking beast.
Yeah, it's a rum brand.
It's so fucking good.
But it's an octopus on the bottle.
It's actually pretty good.
Yeah, it's so good, man.
What about Delirium Tremens with the pink elephant?
Are we talking about beer here?
I don't think we've ever had rum.
I've heard of that, though.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought we were talking about beer.
That's okay.
You can talk about beer.
Beer, rum.
Have you had Delirium Tremens?
No.
Have you ever had a trout slayer?
Beer?
Yeah.
No.
Dude.
Really?
It's from Montana.
Missoula, Montana.
It sounds like a band name.
Wait, are we fishing here or are we drinking beer?
No, you can get it at Whole Foods or fucking BevMo.
It's called Trout Slayer.
And it's good?
And there's a dude slaying a trout on the label.
Really?
It's amazing, dude.
Wow.
It's like a band name.
And when you open, the caps always say something awesome.
Like the last one I opened said, if you're going to be stupid, you got to be tough.
Damn.
You know what I mean?
It's like slogans.
That's a hell of a model right there, dude.
It's like what's a live band name from some fishing town.
Yeah, totally.
That's my thing.
We found a really good band name the other day.
Trout Killer.
What is it called?
Trout Slayer.
Trout Slayer.
Yeah, you couldn't have a band name with the word slayer in it.
Yeah, I don't know.
We found one.
Slayer is taken.
We found one.
Yeah, it is taken.
It's called Slayness.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
What is that?
A slayer?
Slaying an anus.
Oh.
That would be a good, you know what?
That would be a fucking awesome girl.
Bleed.
Bleed.
Slayness.
All-girl slayer band.
It's going to be the boy band.
It's going to be the boy band acapella knockoff of Battle Flash called Slayness.
Slayness.
Slayness.
It's going to be an all-girl slayer, all-girl cover, slayer cover band.
All-girl slayer.
Slayness.
Isn't that awesome?
Anyone can have that name.
It is trademarked.
I don't want it.
We're going to have to talk contracts.
I just found it.
It's trademarked.
I already have my, I wanted to do a band with.
We already have a logo.
An office.
An office.
An office. girl cover band, Black Sabbath, because I love Black Sabbath to the core.
Nice.
We wanted to name with Darlene Sabatha.
That's a good one.
And then we could play with the Iron Maidens and ACDC and do the fucking swap meet circuit over there, the swap meet tour.
A lot of those tribute bands, you couldn't tell the difference if it was the original band or a cover.
That's true.
They probably get more than one or two drink tickets for driving an hour to play.
Talking about that, Black Flag, I've never seen Black Flag back in the days, but I assume they play better than Black Flag.
Wow.
They're fucking tight.
It is pretty fucking amazing.
I say the same shit about Battle Flask.
You know what I mean?
We're not a cover band though.
No, but you guys are really tight, man.
Do you think we'll ever have a cover band doing Battle Flask?
That's impossible.
What if somebody later on down the line came out with a band called Battle Flag and shit?
Oh, shit.
Would you get mad?
Nope.
I'd go to the show.
I don't know.
I'd probably go.
That's a good attitude to have.
A lot of people mistake our name for Battle Flash, which is pretty much the same as Battle Flag.
Hey, when's Battle Flash going on?
Are you kidding me?
It sounds like fun.
I honestly think we name ourselves Battle Flash.
Yeah, exactly.
Or like a Depeche Mode fucking cover band.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Battle Flash.
It's like a neon sign.
I just see like a bunch of like, it's just not good.
Not good at all.
Headband wearing.
Cheesy 80s type dudes.
What's the name of the song that you guys are going to play right now?
I think they're going to do a smile.
Are we actually going to play it?
No, no, no.
If you guys wanted to, you could.
Yeah, why not?
Really?
We don't have any guitar.
What?
Oh, well, no, I didn't.
Never mind.
I guess we're going to hear a smile.
Tomorrow will be worse.
Yep.
That's the name of our record, too.
It's the opening track.
After the intro.
After the intro.
Are you guys on like SoundCloud or Bandcamp or any of that CD baby?
Or how could they get you guys?
Are we?
We're on iTunes.
We're on iTunes.
Interpunk.
Yeah.
I like the actual shit on Interpunk, but I think we're just on iTunes for actual shit.
I have no idea.
For the name of the record.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously, we make a shitload of money.
You can buy our CD at the local record stores throughout California.
Like Amoeba?
Can you go to Amoeba and get your CD?
Yeah.
Amoeba, Headline, TKO.
Fuck, man.
Actually, let's check them out.
Red Zone in Burbank.
Let's give a shout out to Headline Records.
Yeah.
One of the coolest record stores of all time.
Yeah, man.
Where are they at?
They're fucking ripped, dude.
On their rows.
I mean, they're like, it's been open.
Still going, dude.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
Since what, 96, 95?
Yeah.
Something like that.
And it's one of the rare record stores still open in Hollywood, you know?
If you guys live in LA or anything, like, if you've never been to Headline, oh my God.
Yeah, I've never been to Headline.
It's fucking awesome.
The guy supports the scene, you know, the real scene, not like the faggots bullshit.
Yeah, totally.
It's like, if you go in there, like, you'll find something you like no matter what.
Awesome.
Actually, you're going to have a hard time not spending more money than you have, period.
I spent my rent at Headline.
Yeah.
I've done that before.
Yeah.
Cool vinyl section, too.
Bad problem.
That's my Christmas spot.
I just buy my family Christmas presents from Headline.
And they don't like it.
They don't even understand it.
You're buying your grandma.
I'm buying fucking, like, some fucking...
Well, I don't want my grandma at Christmas.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
Well, you said you're...
I don't know.
You said your Christmas list.
I don't know.
Well, you know, they got, like, ashtrays and fucking...
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
What's up, mom?
Pillow cases.
Hey, mom, here's a butt plug.
It's got the Social D logo on it.
Kindle.
What the fuck is this?
It's like, I'll take it.
She loves it.
Oh, you don't want it?
She's like, just what I wanted, man.
So then, like, she'll just leave it on the couch and I'll steal it.
She won't even know it's gone.
That's the way to buy a present.
See, there you go.
You got it down, dude.
You got it down.
You buy a present knowing that the other person is not going to like it, but you like it.
Exactly.
No, you know what?
One year from one of my ex-boyfriends...
Sorry, babe.
Actually, anyways, I'm not going to say.
But he bought me a fucking vacuum cleaner.
Isn't that fucking nice?
A vacuum cleaner.
For Christmas?
Yeah, like...
Did you get her a dishwasher?
Is that a sign?
I was like, what the fuck?
That's kind of lame, dude.
Unless you asked for it.
A ironing board.
Yeah.
I think a dirt devil would be more like, you know.
That's kind of cool, right?
They even make more text messages.
Anyways, we don't want to talk about it.
But anyways, hey.
Smile.
Tomorrow will be worse.
There you go.
That battle blast.
Take the shit out.
It's fucking red.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Run to the streets Run to the streets Run to the streets Son of a bitch The only show for it Run to the streets Run to the streets In past we trust Beats and busts And some parade Change is on its way And the bastards Need the bastards Smile Tomorrow Will be worse And the bastards Need the bastards Allegiance Blackjar allegiance In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch In black birch Son of bastards, be the bastards Allegiance, natural allegiance Sleeptide will free all drugs of fantasy Chaos, be of peace, enjoy the burn away And the bastards, be the bastards Smile, tomorrow will be Sleeptide will free all drugs of fantasy Chaos, be of peace, enjoy the burn away And the bastards, be the bastards Allegiance, natural allegiance She's such a chick, I don't think it's just a whore It's pocket shape, perfect Yeah, I want more Boys, bad emmits, girl next door Watch other movies, and I want more Say another trick, slide into the car Taste no sugar, but I want more Sour on the teeth, and fire from the soul It's the end of the world Got some bad credit but I want more Senior, we don't know Just put your feet in and watch it grow Grab my hand, take a look around Cause we just got right on to the ground right now So all the things I've been in years before Now I feel so empty, oh I want more Give me entertainment now I'm getting bored Tell me when I can, I want more Senior, we don't know Just put your feet in and watch it grow Grab my hand, take a look around Cause we just got right on to the ground right now Right now, right now Right now, right now Right now I'm a tramp, I should've shipped before It's not that she's a criminal, I want more Sportsman, energy, film, next door I'm not a father, mission, dance, cause I want more I'm a tramp, I should've shipped before It's not that she's a criminal, I want more It's not on the TV that I buy from the store I got the best credit, but I want more Being here, we don't know Just watch me and watch it grow Grab my hand, start to look around Cause we just got to go right now Right now, right now, right now Right now, right now, right now Right now, right now, right now Hey dude, hooray!
I've never had a trial for saying this before, but it's fucking great to be in San Francisco You heard it!
When we were at school I thought he had his thoughts Fighting the law with the rest of us Smoking, drinking, acting cool He started treating them like a fool And he stayed on his own for most of the time Dreaming dreams of a life of crime Internet of trouble, genius lies Heard our folly toward the other side He's in the riot squad Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I wanna fight for Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh The shoot on site squad Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Lord of the night, yeah Chastity with a poison blow Amazing what a few ways can do Out in the car, out on the street South of the river, on the front line He's in the riot squad Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I wanna fight for Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh The shoot on site squad Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Lord of the night Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Cracking heads, he was all a guy His fingerprints were pulling in He got a Oh, do a nice work.
Is it the right one?
Oh, do a nice work.
The right one.
Oh, do a nice work.
The right one.
Yes!
That was cock spitting.
Bar with Riot Squad.
Nice.
Awesome.
You guys saw them play?
Oh, my God.
We got to meet them in Vegas.
Yeah.
We hung out with them.
Dude, I could die tonight and be happy.
Really?
Wow.
We hung out with them on Monday night after the big show.
Yeah.
That was amazing, dude.
That was such cool, guys.
It was great.
No attitude whatsoever.
Colin's my father.
Yeah, those guys are fucking legends, man.
You know what I mean?
Dude, fuck, man.
And honestly, it's fuck.
Yeah.
I mean, it's such a mind-blowing experience.
You know, it's just like, fuck, man.
You grew up listening to that shit, and then you're doing shots with them.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
And they're telling us stories about the days and stuff.
They are the nicest fucking people ever, dude.
It was literally like mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, fucking craziness.
It was awesome.
I don't know.
I kind of want to hear some Battle Flash stories a little bit later on in the show.
Oh, God.
We got a couple.
Yeah.
Some of the crazy shit you guys have seen.
Jesus.
You guys have toured and stuff, right?
We haven't done, like, a match.
We haven't done a massive touring, but we've gone up and down the coast.
Nice.
A couple of times, you know?
What's your favorite?
Isn't it beautiful up there?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oregon and Seattle.
What do you mean up there?
Yeah.
I have two really good friends that live in Seattle, and I want to go visit them, but...
Like, our very first time we went out, we put out an EP, and we went up to Seattle.
So we drove all the way from LA up to Seattle, and we did a couple shows, like, in between.
That's like a 13-hour drive or something.
How long? 19. 19 hours.
Yeah.
We did the whole thing on the way back.
Yeah, 19-hour straight on the way back.
Well, it's all downhill.
It feels all downhill, so you kind of cruise it.
Yeah.
It's cool to get gas in Oregon, though.
They don't let you pump your own gas, which is cool.
In Oregon?
Really?
It's gorgeous.
I don't remember.
It's amazing, yeah.
Yeah, it is beautiful.
Maybe I wasn't driving.
Even, like, Humble and, like, Eureka is beautiful, too.
Dude, we stopped at Weed.
In Seattle, I mean, the bands were, like, super cool.
They were, like, telling everybody to buy our merch.
Yeah.
Giving us their fucking money at the end of the day.
You know?
Like, we got to give a shout-out to Seattle.
Yeah.
It was a great time.
Just, like, to get gas and stuff.
Yeah, they take care of you, huh?
Like, if you're a touring band, they take care of you.
They're, like, yeah.
Oh, totally, man.
People were super nice.
They teach you, like, family, pretty much.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Well, they're really gracious.
You know, they're, like, I've noticed the crowds in others, like, just when you get away from, pretty much, Southern California and go up north.
It's totally different, yeah.
Yeah, the fans, they appreciate touring bands.
Like, they won't just see.
They'll go to their favorite band and then fucking bail out from the spot and leave a fucking, a big, empty fucking place for people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, there'll be a guy in a cowboy hat fucking jamming.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You never fucking know, dude.
Yeah.
You know.
He doesn't even know who the fuck it is, what's going on, but he's having a good time.
That's all that matters.
I like this guy being here.
He'll buy your drinks.
It's so crazy.
Like, you know, like, I've toured cross-country and stuff and been to Indiana and, like, people in Indiana are so different than people in L.
A.
You know, I was born and raised in L.
A. and up north as well.
Yeah.
And they would, like, say hi to you, just, like, driving by and I'd be like, what the fuck?
Oh, totally.
You know, like, because you're so on the defensive here, you know?
And, like, I'd be like, what the fuck do they want from me?
Did he just flip me off?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, man.
I said good morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's just, you know, the attitude that you grew up with and, like, you know, the kind of low life that they have over there, which is, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, I grew up in the Midwest, too.
I grew up in South Dakota.
So it was fucking crazy.
Wait, who's talking to me?
You?
Mike?
I'm talking to you right now, yeah.
Okay.
She can't see you.
Yeah, because I'm blind.
Hey, what's up?
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry.
Yeah, I mean, even back then, like, you know, like, growing up in a small little scene like that, it's incredible, like, the amount of dedication that everybody has into that, into just a small scene.
We're talking, like, 30 people.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, totally.
We'd drive to Minneapolis to see shows growing up, you know.
We'd take turns, like, taking our bikes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'd take our parents' cars on a Wednesday night, go to see, you know, Bouncing Souls or Dropkick Riffles or something.
Where did you grow up again?
South Dakota.
South Dakota.
Okay.
Yankton, South Dakota.
Wow.
Big ups to that right there.
A lot of good people come out of there.
South Dakota.
And then, Philippe, you grew up in Paris, France.
Paris, France.
Paris, France.
How was that?
Were you, was it all, like, wee-wee, ju-ju?
Of course, it's all wee-wee.
They speak French, guys.
I know.
They have, like, Southern United State accent.
Juju, yeah, I don't know, but wee-wee, for sure.
Okay.
Wait, what does we mean?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
It's yeah, we Like a French name Growing up in Paris was was cool.
How's the scene in Paris?
Well, actually, you know what?
I'll be honest growing up.
I was a metalhead Nice, so Yeah, it's kind of like I mean and back in the 80s there was like divisions between like punks metalheads You know all that stuff.
So It was a lot of fights You always had like to be aware Yeah DRI brought the punks in the end of and the fucking metalheads and everybody loves motor you know I mean!
There was always like this division it was not that just like a big happy family like People think it is or it was you know, it's it's a little bit better now and now I've lived here like 16 years.
So I'm not really aware what's going on in Paris or in France in the punk scene, you know I know a couple of bands but right I don't know like exactly like if it's really Going on but I think there's a lot of things going on everywhere in the world, you know There's always something Small or big is this something going, you know, especially on big cities.
Yep Well, like here in LA there's always you can always like every night you can find a punk show.
There's Yeah, exactly any kind of show.
Yeah pockets fucking all over.
Yeah, it's just like fucking everybody everybody's in a fucking band out here And everybody's playing show dirty pocket.
Yeah, this is rad You know, I mean dirty pockets.
That's a good band name dirty pockets.
That is good It's not bad.
That's a trademark that dirty donut.
You should start writing them down on the fucking wall Yeah, the dirty pockets dirty donut opening That's a good one the splatter Just popped in my head a jelly donut Oh The clay that's from the clay that's from the dirty Sanchez least we got a glaze it after it splattered Blaze it The blaze done it so we're gonna go ahead and hear another fucking um, battle flash track right now, dude Yeah, guys, what is it?
What is it on here?
I don't know.
I had my little reload right?
It's reload.
Oh shit You gotta look on this and what album is that?
Well, what I think all these songs are off our newest same Yeah, same album.
What is it called?
Smile tomorrow will be worse.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, we just before that we heard the actual song.
Yeah the actual song from this album the track Hey, uh, I want to talk to you guys after the next block of songs about who produced It and all your stuff.
Yeah, I ordered all that stuff.
No problem.
I don't mean to be formal and shit, but you know Yeah, we got it we got it, you know, we just like to like just talk shit and pretty much treat the show like we're Parting with the homies, you know, I mean So that's kind of for me Don't worry about me No, of course, I'm not laughing at you All right.
I'm a little sensitive.
Sorry.
All right sensitive sensitive Oh Don't even start with that Blood and blood out.
I love that movie John Popeye Based on a true story, right? story but like a lot of Shit was changed.
I mean, there's always it there's several versions of that story who knows what's the truth and what's not Oh no She's all like me by the logs you became a slut with my back.
Oh, do you remember that shit?
No, no I saw it in French Yeah for reals Oh shit Oh shit I don't know anybody I don't know stop messing Mexican I'm yeah 100% like Mexican I like being and I yeah Oh, you gotta be a Mexican I doubt they translated it the same way You look like a white girl I know I'm 100% white and I hate beans I love beans I love beans Everybody loves beans That's why that sucks that they call my wife makes a sweet burrito Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Get me ready for tonight, girl.
The Pamarino.
He just called you out on the fucking live right now.
The Pamarito.
The Pamarito.
The Pamarito.
Are you shy now?
Are you?
You what?
She got all shy now.
She got all...
I can't even see her face, but I felt her shyness.
Her shyness.
Hey, shy girl.
Babe, stop.
Cayenne Pepper for you.
See, we're on the same fucking page right now.
We just said that shit at the same time.
I don't like that shit.
Well, that's one of the chola names.
Yeah, shy girl.
You call me that shy girl.
They call me Whispers.
The shy girl.
They call me Whispers, but I yell a lot.
Like, what the fuck?
They call me Whispers.
Remember she had like that raspy voice?
She was like, they call me Whispers.
Remember?
You don't remember her?
Blood and black?
No, mi vida loca.
Oh, I thought you were talking about kids for a minute there.
It's Casper.
It's Casper.
Oh, that's that one crazy movie and shit?
Yeah.
So what are we going to hear again, guys?
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Reload, I guess.
Reload by Battleflash.
How about Reload?
My fucking...
Your fucking bull.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Longer than a train, bruising the morning Busting the only take off, busting your head On the road, cause you got broken bones Broken glass, not for the tail Overwhelming shame, breaking bones Violent taste, on the soil Down in overdose It's hard to watch you fall and drown my friend Murder on your face, don't let the story end Judging addiction, dive bomb on a mission Blistering, and the road for exposure Black and blue, black and sand Cannot attack, there ain't no looking back Take us home, retaliate from control On your fire reload Reload and reload and reload From the bottom of the barrel Reload and reload and reload Reload This hand we're too fired up, yawgon not train Lost your fans, longer than a train Bruising the morning Busting the only take off, busting your head On the road, cause you got broken bones Like a blue, black and sand Cannot attack, there ain't no looking back Danger zone, retaliate from control This hand we're too fired up, yawgon not train Lost your fans, longer than a train Bruising the morning Busting the only take off, busting your head On the road, cause you got broken bones Like a blue, black and sand Cannot attack, there ain't no looking back Danger zone, retaliate from control And your fire reloaded Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded From the bottom of the barrel Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded Reloaded Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded From the bottom of the barrel Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded Reloaded Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded Reloaded, reloaded, reloaded We're not the one Pressure you to change your ways Bring it down now You go to school six hours a day Got a job that doesn't pay You go out on this Friday night You don't expect a lesson tonight We got a radio vibe for fun If you listen, you'll be the one Go out, I'll be stinking tonight Hoping it would make things right Gotta be a metatrigger I metatrigger to the metatrigger Just got to be a metatrigger I metatrigger to the metatrigger I saw her, yeah I saw her with the black tongue tied Wearing roses, a fist pounding on a vending machine And tore a diamond ring stuck on a finger With a new shaker hanging the sun And put it out with the dark sunglasses Walking crooked down the beach She spits in the sand where the bones are bleaching And I know I'm gonna steal her life She doesn't even know what's wrong And I know I'm gonna make her die And take her where it's all belong And I know I'm gonna make her die And I know I'm gonna steal her life Nothing that I wouldn't try My son, I go, hey My son, I go, whoa My son, I go, hey My son, I go, whoa I saw her, yeah I saw her with the hairstyle back With the black tongue tied And the wax her burden Crawling out from the landfill alive Scrawled her name upon the ceiling Throw a coin in the fountain of dust White noise, her ears are ringing Got a ticket for my midnight game Throw up all I found on the freight train Leave me And I know I'm gonna steal her life She doesn't even know what's wrong And I know I'm gonna make her die She doesn't even know what's wrong And I know I'm gonna steal her life Take her where it's all belong And I'm gonna steal her life Nothing that I wouldn't try My son, I go, hey My son, I go, whoa My son, I go, hey My son, I go, whoa My son, I go, hey Hey, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Hey, my son I go Hey, my son I go Hey, my son I go Hey, my son I go Hey, my son I go Hey My son, my girl Yeah Yes, and we're back We're back on the air Storage Hunters and shit That was back with the girl That was back, huh?
Uh-huh Before that, we heard some VGS That's a pretty good summer song, though It's like the first weekend of summer It is Isn't it?
It's a happy, good song Yeah, it's super happy It is, it is Nine beers on the beach To crank up the show I wanna soak up the sun Running from cops That's a running from cops song I wanna soak up the sun And then before that, we heard I'm eating Lunchables Just in case you guys are curious Yeah, we heard some Budoglos Is that cheddar?
Nice Pass the turkey Method to this madness VGS, they're really ready Anybody listening?
Oh, I heard you Adam, Adam My reflexes are a little Adam doesn't say much, but Pass the wild turkey Pass the wild turkey Hey, see that over there?
Turkey You heard reload, right?
Yep We heard reload From Smile, Tomorrow Will Be Worse Yes Read the lyrics Yes, I shall I very much shall But tell us Where'd you guys record this album at?
And, you know, who produced it?
And all that shit Because it sounds really good Mate You want me to say it?
Yeah Talk to us Alright All these other bitches out there wanna know We kind of produced it ourselves, really But Donnell Cameron from West Beach Did the recording and everything We went in there and we were like, It was great It was good times Sounds fucking good Yeah It does sound good We mastered at Oasis I don't know I mean, Donnell's a good dude You know, he did all the classics, man No Facts, Rants, and, you know, Bad Religion Way back in the day Early 90s You know, it's mid-90s stuff Do you guys know any of those songs?
And unfortunately, West Beach closed down Which is fucking sad Yeah That was a big surprise I mean, that was a big bummer Because we were hoping to record again with him And hopefully next time He might do it again Hopefully next time He might do it again He might do it again He might be available To work in another studio or something, you know Yeah Do you guys have anything planned Coming up for the future As far as another album Or maybe like a split Or a 7-inch Or something like that Yeah, we're working We're working on new songs right now And we're thinking actually about Maybe putting out like a 7-inch Oh, that'd be cool, man You know, maybe half vinyl Half CDs or whatever Yeah, there's not enough vinyl out there Nobody puts out vinyl Yeah, actually the album Was supposed to be out on vinyl Some time ago And I don't know Just didn't happen Yeah, it didn't happen It was kind of lagging So we hope to release that too Isn't it really expensive?
To get pressed?
Yeah, it is It depends There's different places It totally is It's more expensive than CDs definitely But there's different companies that do it So it's just a matter of looking into the right one Are there like very few people That actually still press vinyl and all that shit?
There's actually a few companies I think a couple have actually sprung up Like it's getting bigger Yeah, I think so Yeah More people buy vinyl now than CDs Yeah There's actually a few No one buys CDs anymore Yeah, well they can just steal it Except at shows Yeah, maybe at shows every once in a while But it's a dying fucking medium for sure Do you guys have any vinyl at all?
Not yet, no No That's why we already want to put out a 7-inch It's going to be in vinyl, you know Because we love that format I want one of those, so We grew up with those We got enough songs to kind of try to push it And hopefully maybe do something this year Yeah Maybe towards the end of the year Or something I mean, we have a lot of shows coming up We're going to have a busy summer Yeah, you guys are always booked You guys are booked like months in advance, right?
Yeah, pretty much, yeah That's fucking rad right there Sometimes we get stuff to book us Well, I mean I mean, without being cocky or anything It's just, I mean, you have to like The facts are the facts Hit us up like way in advance If you want to book us, you know No birthday parties, please Yeah No backyards You guys are done with the backyards Well, we've been burned a couple times doing that Well, I remember the last time we did that The last time Dude, we've been down and did that a million times Yeah, you were there Yeah, I was like When am I ready to set up And the cops show up You guys played You guys played There was like a couple of other bands As soon as we set up Fuck The cops show up And it happened to us like four or five times And it now gets two blocks away It's like we drive an hour and a half To go play a birthday party And we don't get to play And it's fucking Yeah, I mean But when you do get to play It's fucking great Because you get to play in front of Oh, it is Yeah, it is But that's a And they go nuts The odds are pretty fucking terrible Yeah Next time around You guys got to take our philosophy of it Like nobody ever wants to play first So what we do is we sit there We bring all our gear And we fucking You play first We play either first or second Like you guys don't want to fucking play Well, fuck it You know what Right now seems a good time to play We'll set up Play And then we'll get the shit going Yeah, I mean We remember We're sitting outside And waiting Waiting to play And we heard you guys And we didn't know which band was on We're like Man, those guys sound good Yeah Yeah Yeah No, no No, seriously Seriously, we're seeing that Like this is going to be a good show And then we're like Getting all excited to play Hey, OM is a good show Baby, you never promote your shit I know Tell them how to Tell them how to get a hold of Remember that Mo, plug some shit, man Of angels of fucking mischief Yeah Actually, I call them devils of mischief Because they're little devils No, we're angry old men Well, two angry old men Yeah, that'd be great And one youngster over here Well, here at the La Frosca Mocha We're always like here Like the band's always here and shit Since we're not going to play a show that night So We may as well We may as well be here So I got Mello, our bass player Danny, our drummer He's normally always fucking videotaping shit But I think his shit's on low capacity right now So he was just taking pictures tonight Slow-mo His chair is on slow-mo Yeah, I mean But anyways, angels of mischief How do they find you, man?
Yeah, on Facebook, fucking You could like our page Or we have like a We cheated You know, went the You know, the shitty way around And made a regular page Why is that the shitty way around?
I don't know, whatever But anyways, find us, AOM But we're here to play Let's talk about battlefront Let's smoke some fucking weed, alright?
Let's smoke some fucking weed It sounds like the way you gotta do shit, you know?
Oh my god, let's smoke some fucking weed What do you gotta do to But yeah, to get back to house shows I mean, yeah, they're great A lot of people like hit us up to play them But Yeah, you gotta be very selective You have to, man I mean, we can't take the chance anymore It's a big bummer And we're bummed, but No, totally, man I mean, I don't want to be a dick But it's a waste of our time, you know?
Because we show up and we just sit there And just like, okay, now go home Yeah, you know?
Well, I was very surprised the last time Because I was like, dude You got Battleflask sitting right here Waiting to play And you're not fucking taking the initiative And like, get them on, dude Everybody wants to see them fucking play, dude You know what?
Pumprock shows and backyards are very unorganized I just have to say But they're very fun Which is fine Oh, they're totally fine Dude, that's the problem Which is fine, you know?
I mean, it's run by kids It's fine No criticism Yeah, can we get a sound effect Like a lightning bolt or something?
Yeah, really Let's get like a shattered glass Sound effects thing Can we get like a boing?
Oh, like a boner Like a boner sound?
A boner sound, wow You know like a bonk on the head?
Uh-huh, uh-huh Like Wile E.
Coyote just fucking Fell off of 87-story building and died Or like a bullet Or like a bullet That's what always sucks He was always getting the raw end of shit, right?
Wile E.
Coyote always got fucked That's why I hate those cartoons And he always fucked the cheap shit Oh, shit, there we go With a bonk flute Yeah, that's what we did What the?
What is that?
I was waiting for a Sublime song to start It's like when you finish a Coke He only bought the Acme brand So that's why his shit didn't work Because it was a generic brand I just hated the fact that he was always Getting the fucked up end of the deal Just like Tom and Jerry Tom always got the fucked up end of the deal Like 97% of the time Oh, dude, at least 97% Yeah, I used to hate it I'd be like, why can't this motherfucker Ever just like kill that fucking mouse And just eat him in one episode?
You know what I mean?
Like, fuck that mouse Because he grew up in the public system He grew up in public school That would be too graphic Wile E.
Coyote grew up in the public system And fucking, what's his name?
Jerry?
That little fucker, dude Private school bastard His dad invented like the vibrating function On cell phones He's just set for life Back in the 40s?
Yeah, he's smart as shit Back in the 40s, yeah, dude Oh, I thought you were talking about right now No, there's no more Tom and Jerry episodes right now Well, Jerry's dad probably invented Like the wheel, the hammer It started in the 30s, 40s He invented the nail He invented the wheel and shit He invented bread He was the first one to bake bread He invented butter Sex He invented bimbos The bread Bimbo bread That's a crazy Mexican fucking brand of bread That's the only bread I buy Really?
Is it good?
The bimbo bread?
We're Mexican, we don't even buy that I buy oral wheat and shit I buy baguettes I buy baguettes I call them bolillos They're called bolillos People only eat shit on crackers apparently No, baguettes The only other person from Paris, France that I know Was actually a guy that was a baker At this bakery that I used to work at Which he was awesome I can't believe that I cannot remember his fucking name But he had a weird fucking name It was like, not Zoloft Holy shit That's like a prescription pill Yeah, he is, I know, I know Take two of these and call me in a week in the morning.
What the fuck is his name?
His name was Zulu.
No, no, no.
That's African.
Did it start with a Z?
Yeah, I think it did.
It's probably like Zoltar.
He's probably an arcade machine.
You ever see the movie Big?
He's Zoltar, dude.
Yeah, dude.
It's like the guy who gives you the fucking fortune.
Yeah.
I want to be big.
Boom.
I can't believe I can't remember her fucking name.
You're fucked.
Your childhood is gone.
You know what?
I'm going to fucking text Taryn right now and fucking ask him back.
She's about to go fucking do some technical shit while she's doing that.
We're going to hear some more Battle Flask.
Oh, shit.
You sons of bitches out there listening.
Nice.
Don't get mad because I call you sons of bitches because I'm talking to the listeners.
We're all friends here.
We're all friends.
You guys should call in.
The number is 1-800-893-9562.
So call in to Skid Row Studios.
And even though we're going to take a hiatus for a while, I want you guys to still listen to all the other shows because the more music Radio Pass.
Pod, who did they have on there?
David Lambert.
David Lee.
David Lee.
Oh, leave a heart.
Sorry.
From Tim and Eric's awesome show.
Great job.
Nice.
That was a fucking killer show last night.
We were watching that shit.
We were listening to that shit last night and it was cool.
He was busting out his fucking punk rock acoustic songs and shit.
His punk rock Christian train.
Talking about trains and shit.
Alien abductions.
Yeah, dude.
That guy's fucking rad, man.
Talking about how he never gets no fucking you know, chon chon.
His hooker wasn't there and shit.
He never gets no chon chon and shit, but you know.
He hasn't been laid since 99. 94.
That's crazy.
Have you guys seen the vodka commercials with Zach Galifianakis and Tim and Eric?
No, dude.
What?
Oh, my God, dude.
There's three of them.
It is like What kind of vodka?
It is so fucking hilarious.
You gotta check it out.
Absolutely.
Everybody out there check it out, dude.
Oh, my God.
I'd check them out.
It's vodka.
It's like a vodka.
They're okay.
I can't explain it.
You gotta look it up.
Just look up Zach Galifianakis vodka commercial.
There's three of them.
Ridiculous.
It's redonkulous.
Redonk.
Yeah, but that guy was in here last night and dude, they had a really good show the More Music Radio pod.
Then there's also Verbal Vomit and The Piñata Hour with Lee.
The Piñata Hour is on Wednesday nights at what time?
Seven?
Yep.
Seven o'clock on Wednesdays and Verbal Vomit is on what time?
Eight?
That's on eight on Tuesdays.
And then sorry, I'm asking you but I know already.
Sunday.
Wednesday.
Thursday.
Thursday night is the More Music Radio pod.
Yep.
And pretty soon I think starting July 10th the Love Bite which we heard a couple weeks ago.
They're gonna be a regular show.
A weekly show.
They like to talk about the kink lifestyle.
That thing is huge, dude.
What?
Who, my phone?
It's a coffee table.
It's gigantic.
So wait, but what night are they gonna be doing that on?
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is. probably around eight or nine somewhere in there.
There you go.
That's all about some kink.
Good Rose Studio family podcasts and you know they're all pretty good.
Damn good.
They're really damn good.
Well I mean I don't mean to destroy your way.
I love my munchables.
Let's give it up for Oscar Mayer.
Let's give it up for fucking I'm so happy right now you guys don't even know.
I'm a diabetic so I gotta eat my food.
Oh shit.
So I'm like a happy camper right now.
Well so Oscar Mayer is helping you through that.
Give it up for Oscar Mayer.
God damn, Ashkama.
A little bit of carbohydrates, a lot of protein, you know?
Yeah, but you don't know what they made that little baloney thing out of.
Be quiet.
Don't even start.
It could be anything.
I'm fucking...
Some slaughterhouse floor materials and shit.
A little dabble-do.
Vice is talking about fucking slaughtering some dog.
Oh, yeah.
Before we're done tonight, we're going to talk to Vice, our homeboy Vice.
Vice.
The anti-hero.
He's always here in the studio with us and shit, dude, or calling in when he's not here.
But apparently he got to perform a post-mortem fucking surgical procedure on a crazy hybrid wolf-husky dog.
Really?
We're going to talk to him about that in a few minutes.
Uh-huh.
Really?
Fuck.
Yeah, dude.
Vice the veterinarian.
If I was talking about it, I just want to let you guys know, if I was talking about it, I would kind of be like, oh my God, I'm so sad.
Vice was like, dude, it was so fucking amazing when he cut through his fucking...
His...
What are they called?
Yeah, his vocal cords.
When he cut through his vocal cords, it's all chunky.
And his carotid artery and shit.
Oh my God.
It's all chunky.
And it was fucking so amazing.
And I was like, oh my...
You're making me hungry.
I was like, oh my God.
Earmuffs.
I was like, please stop.
I don't want to hear about fucking like you like decapitating a dog and stuff.
And I was like...
Well, he was dead already, so...
And it was for like the safety of some lady.
Yeah, but just a knife and vocal cords is just a bad thing.
Yeah.
Unchunky.
For the most part.
Yeah.
And chunky on top of that is...
Chunky was the fucking keyword that he used.
As I was cutting through the vocal cords, they were very chunky.
And I was feeling...
Like chunky sounding?
I don't know.
Pretty thick, no?
I would assume it was thick.
It felt chunky.
It felt chunky.
That's what he said.
It felt chunky.
Oh God.
Just like how my...
That's like the vibrations through his hand.
New York City.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
So we're going to hear Beck and Lance.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan The kids lit up the road Said we shot him up He had him under the hood Out of the trench Over the fence Back in line And then Overheated Overheated Overheated With all my blood Overheated Overheated Kiss the bait Kiss the bait Kiss the bait Kiss the bait Pick it up And back it up And fuck it all I can't try Just be out of bed And I'll meet back to the beat Believe the rules To put out the lead I can't drive back On my feet I can't drive back On my feet I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I can't drive back I wanna see your blue I wanna catch your blue I wanna catch your blue I want your heart disease I wanna catch your blue I wanna catch your blue You wish you never had I wanna make you blue I wanna hear you squeal I wanna catch your blue I wanna catch your blue I will not slap my face I will not slap my face I will not slap my face Yes, we're back.
And I was just talking about how I have an oxygen element on my back, on my forearm.
The oxygen element from the periodic table of elements and how it came about.
And how I tattooed 666 on me by accident.
How I tattooed 666 on me is it oxygen's atomic weight?
I'm fucked up right now, you guys.
If you can't tell, I'm fucking fucked up on crumb juice.
And I'll fucking...
I feel like I'm in a...
They should have called it sauce, though.
Juice is just so overrun.
You got orange juice, apple juice, cranberry juice.
We could change the name here on the LaFrost and Mo show.
Crank sauce.
We can call it crank.
Crunk.
Sorry.
Crunk sauce.
Crank sauce.
Crank sauce is good to me, too.
Get street here.
Come on.
I'm trying to be as street as possible.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
So, yeah, that's how I tattooed 666 on me by accident.
Crunk sauce.
I have no tattoos on me by accident.
So you did it yourself?
No, you don't.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bullshit.
You did it yourself?
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
No, I did not do this by myself.
Bullshit.
You don't have any tattoos.
Well, then it was not an accident.
No, it was.
No, no, no.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I only tattooed myself.
Excuse me.
Let me tell you how it was by accident.
Oxygen's atomic number is 15.9994, and when I turn it upside down, it's fucking 666 when I look at it.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Oh, shit.
Nice.
Thank you.
That's how it's fucking...
No, that's how it's an accident.
Sit the fuck down.
I'm straight up.
That's how it's an accident, and that's all I'm saying.
Right on.
But I didn't mean to, and I know I'm going to hell for it, and I'm probably going to drive the bus to hell, but hey.
You're going to drive the bus.
It's fine.
Well, apparently, what is it, October 21st?
We're all fucked?
That's right.
Why?
What happened October 21st?
Well, apparently, we're all dead.
Again?
Another fucking...
Again.
Exactly.
We're going to die again.
We die again.
What was the name of the night that I had spaghetti?
What was it?
Apocalypse?
That was a rapture.
Spagatolus?
Spagatolus.
Spagatolus.
No.
It was called spaghetti.
Spagatolus.
Spagatolus.
It had a rapture.
Spagatolus.
I had a dinner party, kind of like a punk rock ghetto dinner party at the AOM pad, and it made spaghetti, and it was called...
Spagatolus.
It was called...
Spagamageddon?
Yeah.
Spagamageddon.
No, it was spaghetti with Armageddon apocalypse sauce, okay?
Oh, shit.
So, and I had some...
Everybody come over and eat some spaghetti at the time of the rapture, just in case.
We don't need no more Armageddons and rapture dates, because that shit freaks all kinds of religious folks out.
I love it, man.
I love it.
It's a lot of money.
Yeah, dude.
Somewhere.
It's hilarious to me.
I love it.
Some crazy fucking...
I want more of them.
You really need to die with food in your stomach.
I agree.
I believe that I will have food in my stomach when I die.
I believe that.
I want to wear...
You know those...
I want to have weed in my lungs.
You remember when you were a baby and you had those long john things that were like pantsuits?
And then you can...
With like Spider-Man on them?
You can add a butt flap?
I want to have diarrhea right before I die, and then go wherever I'm going with diarrhea, like covering my right leg, like all the way up to the top.
Why?
Why?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's kind of a bad...
You're filthy.
To keep you warm.
That's kind of a bad, like...
Is that what the Kodians want to do, or what?
You're going to get all the fucking...
No.
You're going to get all the chicks that way.
I just think no one ever wants that.
Are you married?
Does your wife do this?
That's why I want it.
Look at my fingers.
I want to be unique.
I can't see.
Remember?
There's no way any girl would ever marry me, dude.
It's not going to happen.
Okay, well...
I mean, maybe someday.
We'll see.
Definitely not right now.
Well, uh...
Well, you know.
Not with poop in your pants.
It's possible.
I mean, that's just how I want it.
I love that.
You need to say...
That is...
Can you say that one more time for me in my ear really loud?
Not with poop in your pants.
Yeah!
Not with the poop in your pants.
We're keeping that one.
Not with the poop...
Can you do some bumpers for us?
Do you know what bumpers are?
No.
Like, when we...
Okay, well, bumpers are...
When we rebound the show...
No.
No, I want to talk about it now.
But it's not poop in your pants.
It's like poop subjugating your thigh.
We want to do...
I want to do, like, bumpers of, like, this is a LaFrost and Moe show, but can you, like...
Can you...
Don't piss on Paco.
Yeah.
Like, so, yeah.
Is that how I sound to you?
Yeah.
No, I mean, I can't emulate you.
Okay, okay.
Don't piss on Paco.
Don't want to piss on Paco.
Don't piss on Paco.
Where is Paco, though?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's a fucking little asshole sometimes.
I love you, but you're a little jerk.
He's a little feather.
You're stuck up.
He's stuck up.
He's totally stuck up.
He's humping Adam's leg.
I don't know how to say that in English.
I guess...
He's almost done.
Just let him finish.
Yeah, just finish.
I'm a team player.
You feel that weight sensation?
Well, let him finish into something cool.
Okay, he's done.
With the poop and the...
What did you say?
Not with poop in your pants.
Not with poop in your...
So, nobody...
Apparently, Mike, nobody wants to marry you if you have poop in your pants while you're wearing your pants.
God, this got blown way out of hand.
Out of proportion.
While you're wearing your thermals, Superman, Long John, there's some show.
All right, well, it could be when I'm 92 and I have thermals on because that's the way I want to die.
I want diarrhea.
If you're gonna die.
You actually really thought this through.
Die with your thermals.
I like that.
I actually didn't think of it at all.
It just was spontaneous.
But I just remembered as a kid, I actually...
I used to just wear that exclusively, constantly when I was a kid, like five years old, whatever.
When you were...
When you were wearing your Spider-Man.
Yeah, like a little Spider-Man jumpsuit, you know, zips up.
I have a Spider-Man outfit.
And like, dude, you know, like your feet and your leg go into like a fucking...
Right.
You're trapped.
The oneys, the oneys.
Yeah, there's no exit except like the zipper, right?
No, onesies are the baby t-shirts.
Yeah, but you know, they got the little foot things.
It's pretty much a onesie.
You would run across the carpet and you would build up static and shock people.
No, I'm just saying like, one time, I remember that I was a kid, right?
Yeah.
And I had explosive diarrhea and I'd shit and it filled up this entire leg of diarrhea.
I mean, obviously, you liked the way it felt.
And my mom had to deal with that shit and I was laughing probably.
You liked the way it felt because you want to die like that, apparently.
No, actually, I still have scars because it was so hot.
Yeah, it was probably warm and that's why you wanted to die like that.
But hey, you know, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Oh, okay.
So I'm the bad guy because I want to die warm?
No, no, give me five.
You're the good guy.
Give me five.
Childhood memories are the best, you know?
Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
You always want to get back to that.
So once again, to get away from the diarrhea subject, I just want to say Is that gay or what?
Dude, that was awesome.
Is that gay or what?
I just showed him the hand hug right now.
That's some kind of, oh shit.
Moses won't do the hand hug with me, but I really appreciate all the other people that do hand hugs with me.
I just did one.
It was gay.
It wasn't awesome?
Yeah, it was pretty good.
I feel better.
A hand hug?
Well, I feel better.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
What am I doing?
Oh my God, dude.
I just burned You don't fucking know what you're doing?
Adam just burnt Philippe in the arm with a smoke.
Nice.
All right then.
I just accomplished the hand hug.
There you go.
And burned the shit out of Philippe.
Fucking like elbow burn as well.
Sorry.
Elbow burn as well.
That's a good name for a record.
Shut up, bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Anyways, what are we going to play now?
Well, I want to say real fast we played Latex Love before that by, by Squad.
Bless you.
Excuse me.
We heard Vice Squad.
Add N to X.
Add N to X.
Yes.
Whoa.
Sorry.
That sounds I know my voice is crazy, huh?
It's just like it even almost sounds like there's some fucking sort of Kraken?
I don't know.
Reverb or something.
What?
It's kind of weird that we're all equally loud in each other's headphones which is kind of cool.
Totally.
Before that, we heard and then we heard back in line, right, guys?
Yep.
From my guys.
That's why we were from Battle Flash.
Battle motherfucking Flash.
Schmuck.
Fuck Flash.
From Flash Gordon.
Battle Flash is playing tomorrow.
I don't know if you guys know.
You might want to check them out.
Yeah, tomorrow.
Battle Flash.
Angels of Mischief.
Yes.
And Yappo.
Yappo.
Circle One.
Verbal Abuse.
And we got, you know, Baldwin Park Disasters.
Baldwin Park Disasters.
Fuck.
It's going to be a great show, man.
It is going to be a great show.
Make sure you guys get Baldwin Park.
All ages.
All ages.
And then for the old folks like us, we can drink there and shit.
Oh, yeah.
You know Fred behind the bars would be like 92 slurring them up.
He can buy 40 for $2.50 at 7-Eleven and go take a 40 and drink it in the parking lot.
Yeah.
Go inside and take a couple of Jager bombs and then you guys will be fucking fine.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
We're going to fucking hear Bozo.
The Stomper.
Oh, shit.
Yes.
No shit.
By Battle Flash.
No shit.
No shit.
No shit.
Bleeding out of the back of a shotgun, loving them And shouting it out to kill them, give me strength Dancing out in darkness, my eyes in the masses It's been burning up, I'm serious, I'm serious Wrapping you dry, without a break You can shake your hands, zip up your pockets Stopping and stopping, I hear the focus coming Shorting down the road, by the misty path Stopping and stopping, before the stop was holding me Well, we've got shame, the color of this game We're swearing with the shame, the color of this game Stopping and stopping Stopping and stopping I hear the focus coming Shorting down the road, by the misty path Stopping and stopping, before the stop was holding me Well, we've got shame, the color of this game In my stereo, is there a circus coming The children of the show leaving us all drowning The camera's out of town, we're still standing light The left is out of time, the road we're on is popping In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light In a different light, a different light I've fallen in love with someone I've fallen in love with someone I've fallen in love with someone I should have fallen in love with I can't see much of the future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame I will hold you together much longer Unless we realise that we are the same Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
I should have fallen in love with You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel under the hoods And I'm hurt And if I start to emotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Have I fallen in love with someone?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
No, it's nothing better than a heart of fucking fat Make sure you're putting shit to tear your fucking ass Mark your entrance, you can see it, I don't give a fuck No, it's nothing better than a motherfucking heart Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Let's do this, you call it hell and tell the fuck I'm dead Fuck, fuck, you tell me shit, I want that cheese to bread Got a man here that I'm fucking sorry to die Let's do the motherfucking fucking kill one Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Hit it up!
Knock it down!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello, muchacha.
Oh, hello, muchacha.
No, no.
Me, muchacho.
You, muchacha.
You know, like me, Tarzan.
You, Jane.
Me, muchacho.
You, muchacha.
Oh, you, muchacho.
Me, muchacha.
Wow.
Too much of a girl.
Mucha, muchacha.
Muchacha, muchacha.
So we got dibs on who's going to talk about what first.
So Moses is going to go ahead and talk about Battle Flask.
I want to ask Battle Flask some memorable moments from their shows past.
Oh, God.
Excuse me.
Everybody's tripping on a paco down there.
A little rat dog running.
A little Tecate fell over.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cute.
A little Tecate.
That's his new nickname.
Tecate.
Tecate.
I love that guy.
He's like my little baby.
Tecate.
I love Mexican beer.
I love Mexican beer.
So I want to hear some memorable moments from a Battle Flask show.
Like what stands out in your guys' minds?
Like what shows, where, and what happened?
Whoa, that's deep, babe.
That's fucking deep.
Like I was saying earlier, I think, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
The great shows happen in smaller places, you know, like warehouses.
Oh, yeah.
Like where there is a skate ramp, where it's all ages.
Absolutely.
People just like go crazy.
And it's always the best time, you know?
I mean.
It's just energy, man.
Yeah.
I have people in front of you.
When the band is playing and the people that are in the audience feel the same thing and it's a give take situation.
It totally is.
It's fucking amazing.
It's totally true.
Like when you're playing a fucking show and the fucking, the crowd is like.
Dude, if they're.
If they're chanting a song or like, or even like wanting to want, you know, like they.
Yeah.
You feel their energy.
Like, dude, play this song or something.
Yeah.
You feel their energy totally.
It's all about the crowd and like.
Sing with you.
How they feel.
And if they're feeling you, then you fucking have an amazing show.
And if they're not, then you're like.
Oh, dude.
You feel.
Yeah.
It doesn't work out as a sound effect right now.
It sucks.
I actually black out and don't even remember it because I'm having so much fun.
Yeah, sometimes.
Like I black out.
I'm pure like.
Pure bliss.
No substance, anything.
It's just pure.
Wow.
Right.
You feed off the crowd.
You totally feed off of it.
You know, because.
Yeah.
If you don't get any response, it's like it's.
You still go, but it's kind of, you know.
It's a fucking cock blocker.
Yeah.
No.
It's like you got to prove yourself.
It's like you're trying to prove yourself to somebody.
It is.
It is.
And when you're on a huge stage, I mean.
I mean, we don't play stadiums or shit like that.
Most musicians would feel that.
Like if the crowd is feeling you, then you fucking have a great show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the same.
Exactly.
And we love when people.
Come on stage, knock shit over.
Oh, please do.
Knock the mics in your faces.
Just like whatever.
I'm there.
I'm going to fucking go and knock your shit over.
Yeah.
Come on up.
You know, that's what we like.
I'm not going to be there tomorrow, unfortunately.
But when you guys.
When next time.
When are you guys playing after that?
Because I have to go hang out with my friend Cindy.
It's her birthday and she's like my high school friend.
Happy birthday, Cindy.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Cindy.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Cindy.
Happy birthday, Cindy.
I was just going to say.
Give a shout out to Mike Lopez because he called me out on one of my.
Like Facebook announcements.
So I'm saying a shout out to Mike Lopez.
Mike Lopez.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Senor Lopez.
Senor Lopez.
Come here.
Give me some chon chon.
For you.
I'm not.
No, no.
I'm not saying that about Mike Lopez.
I'm just saying that.
Never mind.
Okay.
Adam, you want to say something about the shows?
Yeah.
You've been fucking quiet over there, fucking wild turkey.
I'm just over here drinking and having a good time.
Yeah.
Mr. Wild Turkey himself.
I'm going to call you fucking Mr. Wild Turkey.
That's why the Wild Turkey.
He's gone, dude.
Fair enough.
No, one of my most memorable shows, we opened up for the Dickies in Fullerton.
Oh, wow.
Where'd you guys play in Fullerton?
Slide bar?
The slide bar.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like my second show with the band.
And it was just a fucking super tight show.
And it was just everything clicked.
It was great.
It's a great one.
It's a good time.
Everything was rad, except there was some like Nazis that were hanging out.
Oh, yeah.
That's nice.
Very not rad.
A couple of those.
But other than that, it's just a great show.
Yeah, we can all agree that that's, you know.
Fuck the Nazis, right?
It's a perfect show.
Yeah, fuck the Nazis.
That's what I'm saying.
We had a really good one to the, I mean, we have good shows.
It's just like the one that stand out to is when we played at the Boulevard with Star Fucking Hipsters.
That was a good one.
That was.
The Boulevard is in.
Dude, I was bleeding at the end of that show.
The Boulevard is in East LA or Boyle Heights.
Boyle Heights.
Yeah.
Boyle Heights.
Boyle Heights.
Right over the bridge.
What is it called?
What's the name of the street that it's on?
You guys should go check.
We don't play such.
It's really Sixth Street.
Sixth Street like turns into.
You guys play.
You do.
Literally.
Actually.
It's a great venue, man.
The first time we ever played with you guys, well, we were supposed to play that night.
Well, we did play that night.
We opened up the show.
It was us, the Spooky, a couple of other bands.
The Spooky.
The Spooky.
Yeah, they're like a horror punk band.
Really good, actually.
And you guys were the ones that were closing out the night.
You guys were headlining, apparently.
Oh, shit.
We probably got like two beers.
Maybe on a Friday the 13th.
I remember that.
Yeah.
Paco's in the house.
Can you guys hear him?
Don't piss on Paco.
That was a while ago, right?
Don't piss on Paco.
Oh, that was when they had the stage by the bar.
Paco was running around like a man.
Yeah, exactly.
When it was still small.
So fucking cold.
Yeah, I know that night.
Shit, man.
I mean, I remember.
It was just a different venue.
Yeah, the boulevard was not really happening at the time.
It was a very different venue, man.
It was a small spot.
But now they got that open room on the side.
Dude, it's a whole different venue.
It's great.
It's cool.
It's fucking amazing.
We love playing there, man.
I've been there several times just to see shows.
We just played there with Calabrese two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago.
Oh, Calabrese, huh?
Yeah.
How was that, man?
Great, man.
Those guys are super nice, too.
Yeah, we've seen more venues like that.
They were all brothers.
Yeah, they were brothers.
Did you guys ever play at Mr. T's Bowl?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Back in the day, for sure.
I used to work.
Did you guys ever know that?
You gotta play at Mr. T's Bowl.
Did you guys ever hear about that restaurant called The Gutter?
I mean, they played.
They had amazing food.
We would make our own ketchup and mustard and relish.
No, dude.
When we played at Mr. T's Bowl, they booked us with a fucking salsa band.
Yeah.
It was pretty weird.
How long ago was that?
That was five years ago.
It was kind of like a bad wraparound.
Yeah, Mr. T's is falling.
I'm sorry.
I love Mr. T's.
I used to work there.
That was my fucking place.
But, Jeremy, you've been to a few 8-bit shows at Mr. T's, right?
Yeah, man.
Have you?
Those were some legends.
Legendary shows.
Totally legendary shows.
The whole crowd was on stage.
That's how it always happened.
That's great.
That's the way it should be.
We actually did a mural on the back of the Mr. T's wall.
I was there the day you guys were painting that.
Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
Those were the days.
Yeah, I think we played Mr. T's after it was hot.
I don't know.
We played there a couple of times.
The first time was cool.
The first time was cool the second time.
We were just getting started.
I think when we played Mr. T's, it was like our fifth show.
I don't know, Wednesday night or some shit like that.
It was like a Thursday at like 9.
Mr. T's got to come back.
Arlo was on the More Music radio pod, right?
Yeah, he did their second episode, if I'm not mistaken.
I think it was their second show.
They had Arlo.
Who's drunk?
Is anybody drunk?
What time is it?
I am so hangry.
I think we should do the ad show.
Is it more songs or what's going on?
Can I do an ad for something?
You sure can.
Can we talk about our worst shows?
You can do it.
You guys can talk about whatever you want to.
That's what we're here for.
We're here to fucking let the kids fucking know what the fuck is going on.
What's up, caller?
Who's this?
Hey, this is Kitty from Verbal Vomit.
Hi.
Kitty.
Kitty, remember we used to be friends.
I'm drunk, so forgive me.
I'm going to fucking lay it all out there.
Remember we used to be friends.
Dude, don't scare away Kitty.
What are you doing?
No, it's cool.
Hey, Mike, Mike.
It's cool, Mike.
It's cool.
All right.
I'm Mike.
I'm Mike.
This is Kitty from Verbal Vomit.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, man?
How are you doing?
Are you smoking weed or what?
Are you smoking weed?
I can hear my echo.
Shit.
The bonk fluting and shit.
What's up?
Shit.
This is how we do it.
I'm fucking drunk right now, if you can't tell.
We got to let her at least talk for two seconds.
Okay, Kitty, you go.
Hey, hey.
Go, Kitty.
Sorry.
Do you think we'll reunite as friends?
Who, me, you and I?
Oh, we're getting deep.
We're getting deep.
This is like a love line.
Yeah, it's like DuckTales.
Just rub a cream on it.
I can't get a boner anymore.
I'm 14.
Since you're fucking calling me out on the fucking air, I'm going to fucking tell you what bothers me about what happened with our friendship.
What happened with our friendship was I totally thought that you were like one of my fucking homegirls and like totally like in the course.
And then you fucking dropped me like a fucking bad disease, like a fucking bad fucking UTI.
UTI or something.
And so that's where I'm hurt because, you know, like to me, I get along with guys a lot.
But girls, when I do get along with them, it's special because most girls are very catty and they feel threatened.
I don't know.
Because they have boobs.
Whatever.
Where do you live?
Where are you at?
Kitty, to answer your question, I think it's a yes.
Fuente, what's up?
You want to go for a ride?
Where are you at?
Whoa, who's asking that?
Who was that?
Who was that guy?
Yeah.
Okay, so from my end, it felt like you were just using me to vent and to complain, but I never got...
No, you know what?
I totally complain all the time.
Well, I give her a lot of shit to complain about.
I totally complain all the time.
So that's just who I am.
It wasn't like a two-sided thing.
It was just like a one-sided friendship, it felt like.
Oh, I didn't mean for it to feel like that.
I'm sorry.
But I do miss you and I did...
If you do want to be friends, I would like to be friends with you.
Oh, that's cute.
Are you...
You're doing like a...
Isn't that cute?
You see, Battle Flats brings people together.
Battle Flats brings people together.
I totally miss you.
I totally miss you.
I really do.
We're like a band-aid.
I'm formally inviting you to Yogurtland.
Oh, shit.
I want to go to Yogurtland.
I love Yogurtland.
Let's go to Yogurtland, Mike.
Let's go.
Sprinkles?
Yogurtland.
No, I do like a...
Is that a kinky thing?
Put some gummy bears on it.
It could be.
It could be.
It depends on which way you look at it.
Well, that's for me.
I love it.
If it's a frost, if me and Mike end up going to Yogurtland, we might use it for something else.
Adam wants to go.
I want to go, too.
Oh, shit.
Am I Mike?
Adam wants to go.
Nice.
Mike or Adam?
Wait, which one?
Who's going for this one?
Both like yogurt.
Oh, well, we should all go together.
Both like yogurt.
I'm a big fan of toppings.
The toppings is what kills you.
You know that?
I'm a fan of bottoms.
Healthy, I'm not.
Anyways, Kitty, I'd love to fucking...
Kitty, where are you at right now?
I'm at...
I told you, La Puente, Bridgetown, fool.
Oh, my God.
She said Bridgetown, fool.
Bridgetown, bitch.
What up, bitch?
She be representing, homies.
I miss you, Kitty.
I miss you, too.
Let's reunite.
You guys need to reunite big time.
Reunite.
And it's too so good.
You should come up here right now.
Whoa, Kitty, you're too caught up.
Well, she's here every Wednesday night, right?
Yeah, she does verbal vomit.
Talk about your show.
Tuesday night, I'm sorry.
You know, every other Tuesday or I don't know what the schedule is.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
My bad.
I'll be on this Tuesday.
You'll be there this Tuesday?
Good.
You should invite me to your show.
On Tuesday.
Kitty.
Maybe I will.
Maybe if...
Because, you know, I'm legally blind, so Moses has got to drive me around.
I'll pick you up.
I'll go pick you up, homegirl.
Oh, shit.
I know.
Now we're homegirls.
Okay.
No, I'm just going to fucking put it out for the record.
If we're fucking homegirls and we're fucking homegirls, regardless if I fucking...
Regardless if I fucking vent to you or not.
And that's that, all right?
That's that.
That's that.
That's that.
That's that.
That's that.
That's that.
That's under my conditions.
If you want to be my fucking homegirl, you can vent and I can vent.
Why do you got to have conditions?
Okay.
Well, this time around, if you're overtaking, I'm going to tell you, and I hope that you'll be able to kind of give me a chance to...
Vent too?
I totally am down for that.
For revenge.
Okay.
I love you.
Revenge.
Okay.
I love you too, Uncle Frost.
We love you too.
Bye, Kitty.
Thanks for coming in.
Get out of here, Kitty.
I'm going to be doing okay?
Okay.
I'm glad we helped you.
Bye, guys.
I'll help you with your sexual problems.
Bye.
Well, obviously, she hates me, so...
Oh, my God.
You're such a fucking drama queen.
Reunited.
Oh, my God.
You're so dramatic.
Oh, shit.
I think we have another reunion.
God, you're so dramatic, Moses.
What's up, caller?
Hey, what's going on, boo?
What's up, dog?
Who's calling you?
I'm chilling listening to the La F*** Them Mo Show.
I'm fucking feeling like a big old fag because I'm calling a radio station.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You might as well march your ass to fucking West Hollywood and go to Trump's.
Wait.
Why is that faggoty?
That's gay shit.
I got to explain to you.
You can never understand.
Okay, tell me.
This is a good spot on...
Tell me because I'm all ears.
This is a good spot on Clayton called Sunset Lounge, too.
Hey, tell us who you are, first of all, because everybody wants to know.
I'm sure.
Everybody wants to know.
I'm just going to go with O right now for the show.
Oh, no.
Where are you from, Omar?
He's in Vegas right now.
He's in Vegas.
I'm also from Bridgetown.
Oh.
I'm from Bridgetown, but I'm standing in Las Vegas right now.
Oh.
Mo knows that.
That's my cousin fucking Omar Diaz.
Nice.
Mo knows that.
Omar, we got the fucking...
We got the LaFrost and Mo show, love.
I love that shit.
The battle flash.
I'm just calling in for you guys.
Back to the flash.
Don't be dicks and tell everybody that you're going to come back in a month.
Don't come back.
No, we'll be back, dog.
Actually, we'll tell you right now and everybody else, we'll be back on Monday nights in about a month.
We're going to take a little bit of time off, but we'll be back.
We'll be back on Monday nights.
I think Monday nights might be better for us because Friday nights, everybody's doing shit and Monday nights, it seems like...
Show night.
Like, you know what I mean?
I think you guys are fucking on to something.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, we got to go out and just break some shit up.
Everybody else's shows are fucking really good, too.
Are you listening to them, too?
I listen to all that shit.
Have you guys turned on the regular FM radio?
Fuck that shit.
Yeah, fuck that shit.
That's the best thing about Skid Row is that...
Thank you, Omar.
No.
What's going on in FM?
Hey, you guys fucking don't party too hard.
Everybody drive home safe.
Oh, we will, man.
All right.
Thank you so much.
Sin City.
Sin City.
Hey, we'll be seeing you guys.
Smoke a blitzicle.
Hold on, babe.
Oh, sorry.
Hey, Omar.
We'll be seeing you on the 22nd and the 23rd, fool.
We're going to be in Vegas doing the Pop-Up Fest, too.
Oh, you already know that.
We're going to be at Yayo's Tacos.
We're going to be at Yayo's Tacos.
You better be slamming that shit, fool, because we're going to be playing some shit, bro.
You already know it.
I think I'm going to bring my 12-year-old.
I want to have a fucking...
I wish Battle Blast would come to Vegas with us that weekend, dude.
July?
Yeah.
July 22nd, 23rd.
We'll be in San Francisco.
Oh, my God.
We're playing at Gilman in San Francisco.
Oh, my God.
I love Gilman.
Let me tell you, I played so many shows at Gilman, and it was fucking awesome.
Yeah, I used to play Gilman all the time.
We never played there, so I'm pretty excited.
I'm pretty excited.
That place is fucking cool.
If you guys are in the fucking Bay Area, Berkeley, San Francisco, Oakland...
And we're playing with Angry Samoans.
Oh, the Samoans are great.
Wow, that's a fucking great show.
They're friends of ours, man.
You know, they're good people, dude.
Let's get them on the LaFrost.
It's a show.
Hey, LaFrost, you obviously don't remember the last time 8-Bit played up at the Gilman.
Oh, I think I remember.
What happened?
Everybody's booing us.
They wouldn't let you play because you used the word bitch in your song.
Oh, really?
That's fucking ridiculous.
Is that what happens?
Yeah.
We say bitch all the time.
There was a lot of PC people there.
Yeah, you know what?
The Gilman shit still fucking rocks because those people...
It's all punk bands.
I don't get it.
No, they fucking have a community.
They're a bunch of little kids and they fucking run their fucking shows and fucking...
They take care of bands that fucking are on tour.
They take care of bands that are fucking on tour.
They give you gas money and shit to take care of you and they're fucking rad.
So you guys go check out Gilman Street.
Oh, yeah, man.
We're excited.
Good guys.
Who's this?
Anger Samoans.
Gilman is the shit.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who's this caller?
This is Vince.
Oh, Vince.
I'm part of Skid Row.
Yeah.
I'm part of Skid Row.
You know, we do the more music radio pod.
We're giving the torch to you because we're going to be on hiatus for a while and you guys fucking are doing an amazing job.
Hey, last night's show was fucking bad, dude.
That was bad.
And all the other nights, too.
You hear David Lee Bart?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
That was fucking rad, man.
And every other show has been fucking awesome, too, Vince.
You guys are fucking good and I'm glad to be in the same family with you guys.
And I'm fucking drunk just to let you fucking know.
All right?
As always, as we are here.
She's snorting cayenne pepper right now.
And that reminds me, but when you're talking about family, like sometimes my family, like what happens, like when we get together, we start drinking and some of my aunts start getting all crazy and fighting and then fucking they're not talking to this one, they're not talking to that one.
Yeah.
LeFrost doesn't get crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, you have no idea how bad I'm holding myself back right now from jumping over the table and strangling.
Everybody, you know, we get all fucking fired up.
We're fucking Mexican.
We're fucking hot fucking tamales and shit.
So wait a minute.
I want to clear it all up because I'm trying to follow it.
Like what?
Like what's the story?
What's the deal?
What are you guys not saying?
What are you talking about?
What are we saying?
Because you guys are good.
I heard you guys are going on a hiatus.
Yeah.
We're going to take a break for a minute, though.
What happened?
I'll tell you right now because I'll fucking I'll fucking don't fucking.
You're going to put me on blast.
Yeah, I will.
I will put you on blast.
Jeremy, can you put a fucking sample right there?
Like a shotgun.
A fucking sample.
A don't air out my dirty laundry shit.
Make sure you put a fucking with it.
Can you do a don't fucking air out my dirty laundry?
How about like a cartoon punch?
That's what she's about to do.
What about a washing machine?
How are you going to air out my dirty laundry?
The washing machine.
All right, so I'm going to air out some dirty laundry.
It's a dirty laundry segment hour.
Let us know what's going on.
I mean, you're out.
What's going on?
Well, yeah, I think we want to move to Mondays because Jeremy suggested that.
And it kind of makes sense because on Friday nights, everybody's doing their thing, you know?
And it's kind of hard.
It's hard to fucking, you know, get people to fucking, you should know to be like entertaining for a fucking hour and a half.
Yeah, and Jeremy needs his time with his high night.
Yeah, Jeremy needs his time with his high night.
On the weekends.
And Mo needs to fucking play some gigs on Friday nights.
And I need to be blind as a bat.
So I'm just going to chill and fucking do Monday nights.
And hopefully we'll come back with the vengeance.
Oh, we will.
And, you know, but I'm very proud of you guys.
And I fucking pass the torch on to you guys.
Is it just like you guys are getting like, tired or something?
I mean, let me know.
We're 11 episodes in.
So, I mean, at the 20th, you just start, you start getting tired.
I don't know.
Not even 21.
You know what, Vince?
I will tell, I don't want to tell you because I don't want to put it on the past.
I don't want to air out the dirty laundry, but you'll see.
That's all I got to say.
I'll just look it up on Facebook.
Yeah, you can see it all on Facebook.
I really want to make.
On Wikipedia.
On Wikipedia.
On Wikipedia.
Look it up on Wikipedia.
You know what?
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to like fucking go to Wikipedia.
And like put LaFrost and Moe show on the map.
That needs to be on the map because we did fucking.
Actually, we're going to do the whole Skid Row family on Wikipedia, dude.
Because we all need to be there because motherfuckers are going to hear about this shit.
That's right.
And we're all a big family.
That's actually a good idea.
I didn't even think about it.
Yeah, we should do that.
But just in case you guys don't know.
I want to be in the Skid Row family.
You are.
You're on it right now.
Really?
Yeah.
Nice.
So I get like a patch or a punch in the face, right?
I'll give you a punch in the face if you want.
Dude.
It's on now.
You get a hand hug, Mike.
Oh, you get a hand hug.
You know what you get?
What you get is you get to take a shit in Jeremy's automatic cat box.
That's right.
I already did.
Actually, I didn't.
I took a pee, but I was really tempted to try to close both those doors somehow.
And seal them up and just.
No, you don't even know what happened to one of our earlier shows.
Apparently, somebody knocked a pipe off of the fucking like whole automatic cat litter.
Flush.
Catini.
I saw the pipe.
I didn't touch it.
There is a lot of fucking pipe dirt going on.
Looked like a weird like wretched gremlin finger.
It flooded Jeremy's fucking penthouse, huh, Jeremy?
Yeah.
Can you talk about that?
Oh, haunting?
Yeah.
Without even knowing.
PH2 was a shitty situation.
It was somebody that we had invited over.
And, you know, they would never do that if they knew.
But anyways, it just happened like that.
It was accidental.
It was totally accidental.
So I'm glad that I cleared that up.
This is a great conversation.
Because, you know.
Talk about gremlin fingers.
Gremlin shit, dude.
Gremlin shit.
But anyway.
But anyway.
But anyway.
You're awesome So you guys are just gonna take a break And you guys are gonna come back on Monday nights And everything's cool or what?
Everything's cool Well hopefully we can get our shit together And bring in bigger and awesome more people And step it up like you guys How about you end it with Battle Flash And you bring it back in with Battle Flash Can you guys do a fucking acoustic set?
Dun dun dun That sounds like something crazy Why?
I don't do acoustic Oh no we're not doing acoustic shit There's no way that's gonna happen It'd be hilarious that we should do it Just me and Adam Give Adam like an empty suitcase I'll do it Give me like a wine bottle with a cork in it I just wanna say though We're artists The More Music Radio Pod is on Thursday nights at 10 o'clock Right Vince?
Thank you, thank you Thursday nights at 10 For the international callers and the callers on the east coast All around the country That's Pacific Standard Time Pacific Standard Time Damn That's technical dog Sounds like you're in an office Yeah man Well he's a Mormon Are you crunching numbers?
He's not really a Mormon We went on tour with you guys, huh?
Let's talk about the E-Bit and Mormons fucking tour And where I had to go and sit for fucking weeks In a fucking van with 10 fucking dudes And nobody wanted to paint my toe fucking nails And I just fucking I just couldn't Holy shit man That's what we're gonna talk about right now We want to anyway Hey I want to paint my toenails It's awful I don't want to paint my toenails And I love them You guys don't understand You guys don't understand Showers were few and far in between And our balls were all mayonnaise balls And some of us got yeast in them Mayonnaise balls You guys can have these Nice A male yeast in them That's a poster Vince, are you smoking some weed right now?
I just want to know Because we should just smoke some weed together On the air Through the fiber optic nerves That are fucking happening right now Through the interweb Yes, that's right We should fucking smoke some weed together And fucking be as one Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince Vince!
Actually right now I'm just reading my bible And Hey Vince Preparing for church on Sunday Hey Vince This is Mike Can you hear me?
Church?
Yeah Nice dude How are you?
Doing good man I just want to change the subject Of painting toenails on tour Because that literally Sounds like one of the most Horrendous Hey Wait Mike You gotta understand I was the only girl No you gotta understand For me No I was the only girl With fucking twats Dude when you go on tour You don't bring White clothes White underwear For a reason Vice I mean vice Vince Let alone paint each other's Fucking toenails Vince How many fucking guys Was I on tour with?
I was the only girl How many guys was I on tour with?
This is fucking hard You guys don't understand You're the only girl You get a I know I know You want some wats Some fucking Some wabbers Wabbers Which is french fries And shit Want some cheese with that wine?
Vince you're good to be Anyways It wasn't that bad It was fun Everybody had a good time You guys were calling me snacks Some bad times Honestly that's all that's important though If you had a good time That's it I was just eating snacks I was eating Lunchables A little while ago So I'm still about the snacks What's up?
There's still a little cheddar On the table I remember when we were Sitting in a bar in Indiana And the band is playing And then you tap me On the shoulder You know like You know one chubby person To another And you point it To the TV screen And it was a commercial With IHOP And the strawberry pancakes And stuff So gross That's your That totally makes sense I was probably like I want some of that That's awesome I love that Thank you for having that memory Cause my memory is Fucking shit as fuck We have a poop blanket memory My memory is shit as fuck That's my memory You know what that means I'm gonna make a t-shirt Hey Vince Real quick Breaking You know before everything else My memory is shit as fuck Check it out This is Mo talking to you My memory is fucking shit We gotta fucking Somehow Some way Make Jeremy An honorary Mexican He is already He is He is already I'm the M.
A.
We gotta make it official dog He's gotta get a full back tattoo We gotta go to Hey I'm white on the outside But I'm brown on the inside Hey I reverse coconut Full back tattoo dude Jeremy's nickname Full back tattoo I reverse coconut Jeremy's nickname is now Miklo Miklos A Miklo light With the S A Miklos Miklo light Like Salinas Put the needle in Oh yeah dog So for now Jeremy is Miklo Miklos With the S Miklos I like Miklos Miklos Sounds like a legendary character Miklos He's got a legendary shield He's a legendary Aztec warrior Aztec warrior Or Greek Greek warrior Oh yeah or Greek Totally With the O's You know what Greeks stand for It's gotta be the Aztec shield Greeks fought for their fucking lovers So they would go to war To fucking Get butt rocked By the fucking Their other partners While they fight Fought in war That sounds great Very patriotic Butt rocked by Scorpion In the 80s Fucking love Greece You must read National Geography Hey man I'm fucking totally about education Butt rocked in the 80s by Scorpion I got fucking equals MC Squ-