Jeff Richards no-show, fire Chickster drama, pop star debate

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Do the mouse. Yeah! Do the mouse. You can do it around your house now. Hey! Oh, sorry. Hey! Do the mouse now. Woo-hoo! Yeah! You can do it around your house now. Woo! Have no fear when Soupy's here. Have no fear when Adam O's here. Hey! Do the mouse. Yeah! Woo-hoo! Boys and girls, I was just listening right here at Skid Row Studios.com to the mouse by Soupy Sales. Hey, boys and girls, welcome back. It's Adam O, and we have a brand new kids podcast for you. Yes, I am the Marc Maron of kids podcasts, Adam O. And alongside... And behind me is the legendary cereal mascot who changed the face of cereal. From the 1960s cereal, it's Chick Chris Pinwheels, a.k.a. Uncle Chickster, boys and girls. Yes! It's so nice to be here. Oh, boy. I'm overwhelmed with excitement, enjoyment, enchantment. Chickster, what are you wearing? You look kind of like you changed. I mean, look at that style you got on today. What is that gold and pink bow tie you're wearing? Well, I'm wearing Paisley. You know, I went to get my check cashed and... Uncle Chickster, you kind of look like a pop star. Well, well, thanks... Where have you been, Uncle Chickster? Last week, you said you were out with laryngitis. Well, thank you very much, Adam O. Oh, so you're saying you're not? I am a pop star. Don't you know me? You are a pop star now. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Were you at that convention I heard about? The Occupy Pop Star Convention, Uncle Chickster? And you said you were out with laryngitis. Shame on you. Well, laryngitis, she was kind of cute. She was kind of cute. Yeah. But what about the good old-fashioned, you know, the mouse, soupy cells, the old-fashioned music? I don't like this pop star music, Uncle Chickster. And now you're a pop star? Wait a second. Yes. I do the mouse now. Chickster, that's not a pop star. You're a pop star. I'm a pop star? How's that? Does that pop? All right, Chickster. From the grapevine, according to Chef Kazooie, you've been in contact with one of the funniest pop stars of my lifetime. You know who that is. That's Jeff Richards, boys and girls. Is that true, Uncle Chickster? Jeff, well, I thought it was poor Richard. Uncle Chickster, you're making me work twice as hard as I have to. Look, I'm sorry. I don't want to make you sweat. Whatever I'll... Actually, you know what? You're not making me sweat. I'm giving you everything you have to say, and all you have to do is listen. Like pop music. It's the simplest type of music in the world, which is why I'm not too much of a fan. It's too pop. It's too poppy for me. And now you're a pop star, but it's cool that you know Jeff Richards. Yes, but first I have to pop the wax out of my ears. I can't hear you. Milk a cow and give it shoes. For real, Chickster? I mean, so, you booked a pop star on the Adamo podcast tonight. Okay, I book a pop star. Wow. I look for a pop star, and I pretend that, you know, maybe I'm your agent or somebody. Chickster, what's a pop star? A pop star is somebody that drinks soda. Deck my halls. That's pretty cool, Chickster. So, what about you? What's your pop star name, Chick? Well, I was hungry. I was tired. I wasn't feeling good. I didn't do what I should. I guess I'm a hood. Who knows? I was walking down the street. Chickster, I think you're ready for retirement. That's not pop music. Well, then I'll give it up right now. Chickster, just listen to me. Okay. Okay, Adamo. What do you think of when you think of the word pop? I think of, you know, a fight. Boys and girls, Chickster lost his pinwheels. Pop somebody. Oh, boy. Yeah. Pop star. Huh. Pop somebody. I think of a pretty girl. I think of pop tarts. This is supposed to be educational, Chickster. Pop concerts. Pop concerts. Got it. Cool. All right. That's kind of funny, Chickster. Thanks, Adamo. All right, boys and girls. I think your name should be called Chick Pops. Yeah, daddy-o. Chick Pops. That's your new name. And then you're a pop star. And, of course, boys and girls, we'll be right back after this brief commercial break with the children's astrology. By the one and only Una Mars. Hello, everybody, including moms, dads, boys, girls, grandmas, and grandpas. This is your friendly correspondent, Una Mars, on behalf of The Breakfast Show here at Skid Row Studios in Los Angeles, California. I'm your astrological forecaster, and the stars will prevail the kind of day, and evening you're having. Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might. Have the wish I wish tonight. For all of you Capricorns, and those of you having a birthday today, Tuesday, January 17th, 2012, happy birthday to you. This year. Your life will be so full of vitality. If you are an activist or a socialite, you will have the opportunity to bring people together. Everyone in your life will come together for a cause. In the process, you will transform your life. If you are single, you will meet someone very special this year. If you already have someone that you call your life, you will meet someone very special this year. If you're sweety, you will become much more attached and encourage each other to bond more fully. You will be very, very close this year. Things will be good. Scorpio is your true friend. Una Mars, your astrological forecaster, signing off and wishing you only the very best. See you next time. Thanks, Una. That was Una Mars. boys and girls, with your astrological forecast. If you're listening to the Adamo podcast right now, boys and girls, yes, I'm the Mark Maron of the Children's Show podcast. Please call the studio at 800-893-9562 if you want to ask Adamo or Uncle Chickster a question. And we're back. Uncle Chickster, so how's your voice? Are you resting it for the big show tonight, the big pop star donut limbo? Yes, I am. I'm drinking tea. They say that that's, you know, very stimulating. You know, Adamo, what's the fastest way to a man's heart? I don't know, Chickster. Through his chest with a sharp knife. That's funny, Chickster. Not really. No, I got another one, Adamo. All right, let's hear it, Chick. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Chickster, this is a kid's show. After a year, the dog is still excited to see. Chickster, I'm not excited to see you, though. Okay, fine. That was pretty funny. Oh, boys and girls, wow. We have a great show for you tonight. Thanks to Chickster. He brought in the legendary comedian Jeff Richards. Yes, Jeff Richards has a new pop star album out in stores and on iTunes. It's called Rain Makes Me Wet. And we'll be right back after we listen to Jeff Richards' Rain Makes Me Wet. Rain Makes Me Wet Rain Makes Me So Wet Rain Makes Me Wet I'm as wet as I can get The moisture moves me It seeps into me My skin is damp like Like an old time movie, this water's bad in a super good way. Millions of drops and each one loves me. Rain makes me wet. Rain makes me so wet. Rain makes me wet. Rain, I'm as wet as I can get. The ancient act of precipitation always leads to condensation. Clouds sweat like you and me. It's easy math if you can read. From out of the sky, fluid falls to the earth. And balls of liquid, balls in your mouth. Drizzling, pouring, dry things are boring. Hydrate your mood and then start splashing. Rain. Makes me wet. Rain. Makes me so wet. Rain. Makes me wet. Rain. I'm as wet as I can get. Don't be scared. Get close to it. Feel the joy of getting wet. Soggy baby on a liquid highway. On all fours, the puddles guide me. Wake up and taste it. It's not complicated. Stick out your tongue and get it saturated. Slippery, ecstasy, God's juice on top of me. 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Rain makes me wet, uh-huh. That was Jeff Richards' Rain Makes Me Wet. Chickster, are you wet? Yeah, well, why is there like a bunch of sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're getting any. I'm wet. I thought that was funny. Listen, girls, this is where the part of the show where I just go silent. I look at Chickster and I just want to jump ship. Anyways, boys and girls, Jeff's stuck in a little bit of traffic. We just got a call from his agent. Una Mars actually was talking to his agent. I had her talk to Jeff Richards' agent. He's on his way, boys and girls, to the one and only Skid Row Studios.com. And if you're listening to this show, please go to www.skidrowstudios.com and call us up here. Yes, we're with the sex addict Chickster. Boys and girls, it's natural to say sex. Yes, we're all going to have sex one day. Yes. Yes. If I don't say the truth, then I'm not doing my job. Separates me from the real Pee Wee Hermans out there. Get it? Ha! Alright. Hey, Una, how you doing? I'm doing great, Adamo. Nice scarf you're wearing, Una. Thank you. I like yours, too. Una Mars is hitting on me, boys and girls, and she happens to be my mother. Alright, so Chickster. Yes. Chickster, tell me. Tell me about the games we're going to play today when Jeff Richards gets into the studio. What kind of games? Are they going to be kid-friendly? Well, you know, I used to like to play spin the bottle. Chickster, you're a little stuttery tonight. What happened to you? You're not on your A-game. What happened to those sharp, crisp Chickster, the man of the hour, the mustache of the hour, the Captain Kangaroo of the Adam O. podcast? Yes! Tonight, you're a little bit off. Well, thanks, Adamo. It's okay. I got to be honest. Right, boys and girls? I just got over a cold. I had laryngitis. I wasn't feeling good. I had a cold. I had a cold. Oh, I see. I was suffering from ill health, despair, madness, all manner of other unattractive, natural and inevitable things. I blew into a hakey and it blew on the other side into a man's face. The guys tried to sue me. It was in one of these downtown coffee shops on Skid Row. I've had it rough. I feel like crying, Adamo. Me too, Chickster, because you're just working really hard. I feel like the sun. I'm wet. I'm wet. All right, Chickster. That's great. Chickster is cold. All right. Well, boys and girls, we're expecting. Jeff Richards here at Skid Row Studios. Any minute now. In the meantime. In the meantime. In the meantime. We have a phone call coming in right now. Hello there. Hello. Hello. This is Adamo. How may I direct your call, daddy-o? Hi. This is Keith Richards. I just, I was listening to your show and I just wanted to correct you. A pop star is someone who does drink pop. I just wanted to get his body straight. A pop star is someone who drinks pop. Boys and girls, did you hear that? A pop star is somebody who drinks pop. I've been doing it for many years. I drink, I have seltzer, Coca-Cola, every brand. It makes me a great pop star. I just drink too much of it. You sound like Uncle Chickster's brother. Kind of old there. How old are you? I'm older than you, son. I'm 12. How old are you? I can still get it on. You have a great show. Keep it up. Keep it up, okay? Well, I will, Keith. I really appreciate that. Hey, by the way, do you happen to know Uncle Chickster? No, I just happen to be listening to your show. Well, I appreciate the call, Keith. I just wanted to make a correction there. You got it. Any correction is a good correction. We'll tell Uncle Chickster the true meaning of a pop star. That was Keith, boys and girls. Yes, that was the Adam O. Podcast's first caller in the history. Yes, we got a call. I'm really excited. Bust out the orange juice. Nice guy out there in fan land. I'm thrilled. Thank you, Keith. Thank you, Keith. That was a very well-deserved phone call right there on episode nine, the Jeff Richards extravaganza. So, Chickster, do you understand now what a pop star is? Yes, I think so. Repeat what he just said then. Well, Keith called up and he sounded excited and I'm excited. And a pop star, yes. A pop star is somebody that's really hip. He gets up there and he knows his chip. I can't say it on the radio. And he knows how to move and he's in the groove. He wiggles his hips and eats chocolate chip. And, you know, pop. Stars are popular with the young folks. The old folks, we can't. It's hard for us to pop up anymore. What about Madonna? Would you consider her a legendary pop star? I would. I mean, she seems like she changed the face of pop music and she likes Coca-Cola. No, I, you know, her name fits her. Mad Donna. Yes, she has that mean expression. Mad Donna. No, I don't like her. She's like. She could be sweet and kind, but she's Mad Donna. Chixer, what kind of music did you listen to growing up? I listened to fairy music. Yeah, that's clear. I'm talking about. Fairy tales can't come true. They can happen to you. Fairy tales if you're young and hard. Oh, boys and girls, you try being on the same page of Chixer. It will never happen. If it happens, it's like throwing a basketball into a hoop and getting it. It's nearly impossible. But it does happen once in a while. One day we'll be on sync. That's Uncle Chixer and I'm Adam O. And we'll be right back after the legendary pop star Jeff Richards next hit single. Oh. Then the Thrown from a cliff or get buried alive. To catch fire and burn in the car that you drive. Or out on a lake just swimming along. The last thing you see are the lights from the jet ski. Crash on a motorcycle going too fast. Punched in the face by a bouncer named Trash. Swallowed by a snake, what can you do? If it happened to Jesus, it will happen to you. Someday you will die. Oh yeah, someday you will die. Or those hikers who froze to death. Why would you camp in the snow? Elvis died of a heart attack. Sitting on the throne. Lightning can strike you dead. Slip in the shower, crack your head. Trapped by an ex-wife. With an improvised explosive device. Ripped apart by horses. Or stomped by horses. Or kicked by a horse. Or just fall off a horse. There's a million ways to die. And it's just from horses. Someday you will die. Someday you will die. Oh yeah Someday we'll die Someday we'll die Oh yeah Someday we'll die Someday we'll die Someday we'll die Someday we'll die Someday we'll die Someday we'll die A lot of things are going around Boys and girls, this is Cereal World News with Uncle Chickster Hello my friends of the breakfast show And welcome to radio station KCBN Cereal Breakfast News Walkie talkie radio And hello to all of the media This is Closter Phoebe, your announcer From the top of Crunch Mountain Bringing it all to you From the great metropolis to Los Angeles A city that doesn't sleep And Charlie Chaplin never made a peep And Muhammad Ali in the ring Didn't even weep Meryl Streep's salary is way too steep KCBN Cereal Breakfast News Flash this just in In Washington D.C. Nobody cared about it But Al Gore once said The future will be better tomorrow In a hospital Just two weeks ago Mr. Gore was admitted for sleeping Disorders The question How does Mr. Gore get any sleep? He still counts ballot papers The ironic thing was While Mr. Gore was in the hospital Termites thought Al Gore Was an old bedpost This is KCBN Cereal Breakfast News I'm Closter Phoebe signing off Boys and girls, I'm not doing too well Help me out Wait a second, it's Tinkerjoo I don't know Tinkerjoo, you're sounding like me right now I need your help, Tinkerjoo What do I do? Tinker, Tinker, Tinker Tinker, Tinker, Little Star Tinker, Tinker, I wonder where you are Hey, Chickster, Chickster That's not funny Boys and girls, we're getting a phone call Is it Tinkerjoo? No, um, I would like to speak to Adam O, please Oh, thank goodness Somebody said that You're saving me from this episode Hello, this is Adam O, daddy-o What's wrong with you? What's going on? Well, Adam, I'm not having a really good day today, man Neither am I Nothing is going right What's your name? Are you out of breath? This is Vince from the More Music Radio Pod, man Vince from the More Music Radio Pod Boys and girls, it's Vince Yes, what's up, Vince? I am having such a bad day today, man I'm not doing too well I feel like I want to say a bad word or something Wait, hold that word But why are you having a bad day? All right, man It's just that things are not They're not working out, man, today You know I get up already Wrong side of the bed Having a bad time, man Things are just not coming through today I got a fever blister I look fucking disgusting, man And we got fucking Biling coming in on the show on Thursday And I'm going to have a fucking fever blister Can you believe that? I don't understand that big word you're using But I understand the fever blister Deck my halls Hey, Vince, tell me about your life right now Because I think we have a lot in common right now This is not what I was expecting, Adam All right, well, neither was it what I was expecting, Vince So what do you want to do? I feel like saying like a bad word I do, too I think that's going to break this show free The minute I pop Get it? Pop, star Oh But I just called to say, you know At least, you know, the Adamo show is going on right now It's making me feel a little bit better I'm coming down a little bit We'll do our best to make you feel better, Vince Why are you coming down? What's wrong, man? You sound like you're on sugar I'm feeling better now, man I'm kind of, you know, hey Hey You guys are on www.skidrow.la You know what I mean? Things could be worse You know what I mean? I could, you know, I could get another fever blister But like that's not going to happen I'm down there You know what I mean? Like on my genitalia I feel a lot better, man Vince, it's very, very honorable of you To express I feel a lot better Your vulnerability Well, I looked at my genitalia right now And there was no fever blister there yet, so It could be worse It could be worse Anyway, Adam You're freaking me out, man I'm just having a bad day, man And I just wanted to say thank you for cheering me up I appreciate it, man You know what? That's very kind of you Boys and girls, that's Vince From the wonderful band, The Mormons And of course, go to www.skidrowstudios.com And you can listen to the more music radio That's right, boys and girls And shout out to Madtime Radio And shout out to Madtime Radio Thank you, Vince Appreciate the call Bye-bye So, it's not just me who's having a hard day But we could fix that day And we could go to the top If we believe So, let's go Let's go Back to the good old days Of the Donut Limbo Chickster, take it away with the Donut Limbo I'll go first Put another donut in your tummy Put another donut in your tummy Oh, boy, I just got past level one Your turn, Chickster Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy Now I'm really hot And I want to fight Chickster's gonna go under The Donut Limbo now Yeah That's right, boys and girls It's his turn Hey, Chickster Why don't you shut up? Hey, that's great That's great Your turn to go under The Donut Limbo now Donut, donut, limbo, limbo Alright, boys and girls I never wanted to do this But I'm gonna have to fire Chickster right now Do you want me to fire Chickster? If you want Chickster on the radio I want you to call up SkidRowStudios.com And I want you to speak your voice If you want Chickster To stay on the Adamo podcast If you don't want Adamo Adamo, to fire Chickster, well, I better hear you call before 845 because he's going to get fired tonight. That's right. He's going to get fired if I don't hear from you right now. So call in, folks, because I'm about to fire Chickster, my sidekick. He just can't keep up in season two. Boy, I never felt like this before, Adamo. You always gave me a chance. Listen, now you're trying to call the curtains for me. Yes, I don't know. I guess instead of saying yes, I'll have to say no, no, no. You can't do this to me. Boys and girls, if you want to save Chickster from the Adamo podcast, I need you to call 800-893-9562. If I don't hear from you, by 845. Sharks. Well, so long, Chickster. We'll be right back with another hit single from Rain Makes Me Wet by Jeff Richards. What you into? I could bend you. What would you do? Speak and do. My pants are see-through. My balls poke through. I got a tattoo of a rowing crew. I'm not a whore. I'm not a dancer. Ring my phone. You will get no. I'm not a pig. But I oink. I got kids. But that's not the point. I could bend you. I could bend you. I could bend you. Cause I know Kung Fu. I could bend you like a Dixie cup. I won't let you break. Cause I know what's up. I could bend you. Cause I know Kung Fu. How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing now? I just bent you. I just bent you. I just bent you. I just bent you. I just bent you. I just bent you. Because I know Kung Fu. Boys and girls, we're getting a phone call. Hello, this is Adam O. How may I direct your call, daddy-o? Adam O, how are you? Is this who I think it is, my arch nemesis, David Lunch? It is. Courtesy call here just to remind you, you still owe me $37,000 for the four times I've appeared on your show in the last six months. You're 90 days past due. Time to pay up, buddy. Okay, David. Tell me a little slack, man. I'm having a hard day. I'm about to fire Chickster, and my guest is stuck in traffic. Your guest is stuck in traffic? You actually have a guest? David, I need your help. Don't, please, please, let's not talk about the money. Please. Okay, okay, Adam O, it's gonna be okay. Just take a deep breath. Just calm down. What are you talking about today? What's the subject of the show? Is it how not to wet the bed? It is, it is, it is, it is. It's not, no, no. I don't know if I should fire Chickster because he promised me, Chickster, that he'd bring in Jeff Richards, the comedian from Saturday Night Live who played Drunk Girl, and I just don't know what to do. If he doesn't show in the next 10 minutes, I might fire him. What do you think about that? Well, I know Jeff Richards. He's the stuff of legend. The Drunk Girl performance was incredible. Frankly, I don't know what to do. It's a dilemma, but, you know, without Chickster, then you just got you. Oh, my gosh. David Lunch. I don't know how that would help the situation, to be honest with you. David Lunch, you're magic. I hear a voice. Hello, sir, is that who I think it is? Is that Jeff? It's me, Adam. How are you? Jeff Richards, where the peep are you? I've been waiting for you for an hour. Where are you? I checked along freely. I don't hear anything, Adam. And I came back the other way, and I ended up on the 710. So I'm just kind of driving around. Hold on, Jeff. David Lunch, are you there? I'm here still waiting for that 37 grand. David Lunch. I have Jeff Richards on the other line, and he's in traffic, and you're the man of the hour because you saved me, and somehow or another, the boys and girls got to connect to Jeff Richards. David Lunch, I love you. Well, I just want my money. Okay. But I'm fond of you under certain circumstances. You're okay. So let me ask you a question, David. Should we keep Chickster for season two at the Adamo Podcast? Or cut the can? How do you... Have you been renewed for a second season? Is that a go? Did they give you the green light? Well... Well, I haven't really proven myself yet, which I work really hard on doing with getting the guest, but my guest is on the other line in traffic. Do you need to talk to him? I do. I really do. And I need to figure out if Chickster's going to stay on the show. Boys and girls, it's David Lunch. Thanks for calling in, David. Always glad to be there for you. Just slip that check in the mail. And if push comes to shove, you can have an on-air thumb wrestling contest with Chickster. And if he wins, he stays. And if he doesn't win, then he might still stay. We'll see. Okay. All right, David. Ten minutes to decide. Thank you. Jeff, are you there? I am here, Adam. How are you? Well, I just got done talking to my arch-nemesis and world-famous storyteller, David Lunch. And considering that Chickster booked you on the show tonight, my sidekick, and you're not physically here, I want to fire him. So I'm a little confused. And we've been playing a lot of your music, Jeff. Where are you? Well, I'm driving around. I see a lot of street signs. But I don't see the one for your... you know, the address for your show. So I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm in the car, you know. I'm just driving around now. I don't know what to tell you. I gave you... I'm giving you sunshine. I'm giving you love. I'm giving you everything. But heartache and pain. Where are you, Jeff? It's okay. I told you where I am. I don't know where I am. That's where I am. All right. Well, let me ask you a question, Jeff. If I have to do it in the car, I'll do it in the car. Introducing the new wave of the podcast, 2012. Hey, Jeff, what's your favorite kind of cereal? Uh, I don't really... I don't really eat cereal. Great. Next question. Jeff? But I would... If I... The cereal I used to eat was the Grape Nuts. All right. Well, what could we expect from you in 2012 in your pop star career? More videos. I'm going to do a couple... a couple music videos in the can so that they're going to get released. And, uh... Just shows, live shows. You can catch me this week at the Brand Pop. With Rob Schneider. And, uh... Will, are you... Do you know where that is? Could I get you directions? It was a joke. Oh, okay. But honestly, Jeff, yeah, I'm a big fan of you. So you were on the hit show, Saturday Night Live. Um, can I ask you a question? How was it working with the legendary Will Ferrell? Great guy. He's a student of the game. He was cool. Very humble, very cool guy. All right. You know, I didn't talk to him. A whole lot, but, uh... You know, here and there. All right. Good guy. Nice. Jeff, hang tight. We have, uh... We have, uh... Every week, we get, uh... Sid Cobbler, a kid, age nine. Uh, he always, uh... asks the guest questions, and I let him do two questions a week. So he wants to ask you a couple questions. Sid, are you there? Yeah, I'm here, Adamo. All right. Well, Sid, here's your shot to talk to Jeff Richards and ask him two questions. Anything you want to ask him. Um... Um... Um... Jeff? Jeff, are you there? My, my, my mommy wants to know... Why did you leave SNL? Well, I, I went into the medical profession. Uh... You know, I, I... I decided to become a doctor, so... I left and went off to medical school, and, um... You know, that's, uh... That's what I made to, you know, save people's lives. And, um... That, that's what I did. I see. No, Jeff, thanks for answering my question. Oh, I just got one more question for you. Jeff, will you perform at my ninth birthday party as a pop star? Uh... I'd have to find out, you know, I... It's very possible. Yeah, I like that. I'd have to have one of my people... Have one of my people check out the venue and, uh, the acoustics. The acoustics. Yeah. But, uh, you know, anything is possible. No, that, that'll be really great. And I'm a big fan of yours. I love your Al Gore impressions. Oh. I don't... Okay. Thank you. All right. Well, that's Sid Caldwell. Yeah, hi, um... Thank you, Sid. Yeah, hi, um... Hi. Hey, Jeff, how are you? No, I want to talk to Jeff Richards. Oh, man, I see who's calling. He's out of mode, daddy-o. Uh... This is, uh, anonymous guy. All right, anonymous guy, Jeff Richards. Jeff Richards, anonymous guy. Go for it. I just want to say that I think it's very unprofessional that Jeff Richards did not make it to Skid Row Studios tonight. Well, you know... I was trying to listen to him, and he just put me in another bad mood. Now, this guy could not even make it to the studio for Adam O'Shea. And I've been here listening and waiting, and you're yelling at Chickster. I think you should keep him, by the way. You think so? Well, you know, I'm not too mad, Jeff. I'm more upset with the whole... the whole situation, how we should just... Jeff, buddy, you got me hyperventilating, man. Anonymous guy, calm down, man. I'm with you, brother. I'm with you. This is BS. No, no, it's really not. Jeff, listen. I think he's... Maybe he can make it up and make it to another one, but be on time next time. Jeff, you're playing out to a bunch of 12-year-olds out here. It's like not showing to a birthday party. I'm gonna be 13. 13 years old, man. And I'm getting big and buff, so you better be on time next time at the Adam O Show. You got it. Next time I'll be on time for sure. All right. Thank you. I'm feeling a little better now. Thank you, Jeff, and I'm gonna look up your SNL work on YouTube, okay? Okay. I think he owes us a little... I think he owes us a little impressions right now. I think you want... I'll request three impressions right now. On the phone, I want one impression from Drunk Girl, Al Gore, and I want the pop star, Jeff Richards. All three impressions right now, Jeff. And Fred Durst. And Fred Durst. What were they again? All right. Number one, let's hear your pop star, your character as a pop star. Well, it's not a character. I've chosen to go into the pop genre, and, um... You know, this is a real thing. This is, uh... You know, I didn't, uh... I didn't mean to do this. This is just something that happened to me, and I chose to do it. All right. So you're giving up comedy altogether to become a full-blown pop star. Full-blown sounds, you know, like AIDS. That sounds like AIDS. Yeah, it sounds a little bit like AIDS. Well, it's kind of like AIDS, Jeff, because it's a scare because you didn't show up. Well, I'm here. All right. Well, let's change the subject. Let's not talk about AIDS. Let's talk about something more relevant. How about the impression of your SNL character, Drunk Girl? How's it going, Drunk Girl? I'm fine. Shut the fuck up. Jeff, this is a kid's show. Keep it down there. I'm liking Jeff now, man. All right, all right. Jeff... I like you, Jeff. Jeff. Thanks, Anonymous, man. Hey, you saved the day, by the way, with your phone call. Jeff, so one more impression. I want to hear Al Gore, the environmental congressman. Take a look at this iceberg. This is an iceberg from 10 years ago. All right. That's where I get an iceberg from now. Okay, it's smaller. All right, and I have a request. How about Tom Paine? Petty. Talk to our staff. Talk to our staff. I love you, baby. Talk to our staff. Yeah. All right, well, that was pretty impressive. Thank you, Jeff Richards. I bet you're going to be on time next time, Jeff. Please be on time, and please check out... Why do you guys say that again? Why do you guys say that 50 times in a row? Well, we have to. We're a repetitive show. It's a kid's show. They need to hear everything 10 times before they get it. Maybe, Adam, if you would have included this zip code for the address, I would have found it. All right, Jeff. Listen, man. It's the blame game now, huh? Listen, man. You got a blame thrower, huh, Jeff? Yeah, it's a blame game now. I included everything. I have the email right here. You just wait until I turn 13 years old, man. That's right. That's right. And you wait until I turn 14. I can't wait to hear you on the show next time, on time. So, Jeff, your resume, thank you very much, anonymous caller. Goodbye, everybody. Thank you very much, brother. Jeff, your resume is pretty... Shout out to More Music Radio Pod. Absolutely. The More Music Radio Pod here at skidrowstudios.com. Jeff, your resume is pretty incredible. You've been on SNL, MADtv. You've been on Pretend Time with Nick Swartzen. So, what's next on that terrific resume of yours here in Pretend Land? It's these videos that no one's seen yet. These music videos, directed by the great Sean Hart. And, you know, they're meant to be, you know, international. Hopefully some international acclaim. What are you, Chinese now? What's that? What are you, Chinese now? Now you're about international? Yesterday I saw you in a bar doing Tom Petty, the most American singer, you know, since the 1970s. And now you're international. What are you... What's wrong with you? Well, there's a lot of things. There's a lot of things wrong with me, but I don't think that's the point. I think that is the point. I mean, you went from Tom Petty impressions to a pop star, an international pop star. What do you wear as this pop star? What kind of outfits? Uh, the signature, I wear a, uh, marching band jacket and, uh, color-coordinated, uh, underwear. Very neat. Well, let me go back to Drunk Girl. Drunk Girl, are you there? No, she left. All right. She passed out. Well, let me... Could you just... Let me just talk to her. Let me just talk to her for one second. I have a question for her. Shut the fuck up. All right, Drunk Girl. Why are you always drunk? And what made you become a drunk? I'm not drunk. I'm tipsy. Drunk Girl, should I fire Uncle Chickster or should I keep him on the Adamo podcast? Because I feel a lot better now. Fire that. All right, that's Drunk Girl. Jeff, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Jeff, Uncle Chickster has been one of the most influential guys in my life. And I almost fired him tonight because he didn't show on my show. So, I'm gonna ask you, should we keep Uncle Chickster on the Adamo podcast or should I just, you know, let him go? I think you let him go and fire him. Boys and girls, that's Jeff Richards. Check him out at www.tastyjeff.com. And I hope you can show up at the studio in the next month on the show because it'd be a heck of a treat to look at. I appreciate you, Adamo. Yeah, not many do because I'm one that believes in the future. Therefore, you didn't show tonight. Said that for the eighth time. Yes, repetitive kids need to hear things a lot to get it. So, I'll see you soon, Jeff. Happy New Year. And I made up my mind. Thank you so much. Thank you, Jeff. Well, Chickster. Yes? Do you have a final thought before I come up with my decision? Yes, I do, Adamo. Everyone in the world should be able to sleep without fear at least for one night. Yes! Everyone should be able to eat to his fill at least for one day, Adamo. There should be at least one day when hospitals see no one admitted due to violence. By doing selfless service for at least one day, everyone should help the poor and needy. It is Ama's prayer that at least the small dream be realized. Chickster, I just, I made up my decision. That's absolutely nothing to do with the hiring or firing of you or the staying or the keeping. However, you're out there. Thanks, Adamo. I didn't even make up my decision yet. Oh, yeah, you're not welcome. So, what I'm gonna do I'm gonna keep you on the show, Chickster. I'm gonna keep the legendary Uncle Chickster boys and girls on the Adamo podcast. Thank you, Adamo. Thank you. Just get with it next week. We have a brand new show and a guest that won't show. But until then, this is the Adamo podcast and trust me, trust me when I say this. We're a kid's show for adults now. See you next week, boys and girls. And if we weren't one thing, today is that pop stars can be very flaky. Eat your breakfast. Woo-hoo! I'm Adamo. And this is the Adamo podcast. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo. Let it rain. Let it snow. Here we go. Here we go. Start the show. Breakfast light. Take a bite. 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