you Welcome to Verbal Vomit, the... Blow Your Load edition. I'm Dave Chaos. I'm Ava Ellis. And we'll be right back after this block of music. Yeah. I grew up on the streets He never had no money His clothes made of bits He sure looked funny He hung around the record stores Run some musics like a grave And when he did it alone Someone called me new wave But I'm so desagreed Home run stars See them in a movie Home run stars That's a groovy Home run stars Now they're in a movie Hey Hey Hey Regular The Daily Mirror cried But there was money So we all went for the ride Home run stars That's a groovy Home run stars See them in a movie Catch him in a movie There's a groovy That all of the movies Hey Hey Hey He said it's too American And he's on a golden gate And with all that publicity The other reach 98 And now the bed has broken up And he's broke fake news That he's in trouble for himself Well, I hope he looks so close A rock star Oh, there's a groovy A rock star Come on, can you make a movie? A rock star There's a groovy A rock star That all of the movies Hey Hey Hey A rock star There's a groovy A rock star Sing him in a movie A rock star There's a groovy A rock star For all of the movies Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey! Don't you dare say no, eh Baby, don't believe I went to L. C. Don't you dare say no, eh Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Hey, pretty baby, can we go strolling? Don't you dare say no, eh You got me rocking when I ought to be rolling Don't you dare say no, eh Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Hey, oh, hey, oh Baby, baby, you my baby Don't you dare say no, eh You got me pushing when I ought to be shirving Don't you dare say no, eh Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Hey, oh, hey, oh Hello, Mother, good old me Don't you dare say no, eh Young girls and couples, a timeless dream Don't you dare say no, eh Ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha Hey, oh, hey, oh Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're gonna lie down and don't think about it Dark things may be Dark things may be Dark things may be Dark things may be Dark things may be 1, 2, 3, 4, give me your back door 5, 6, 7, 8, listen to my magic, hey! Dark things may be Nothing women Nothing women Nothing women Molly took his agent to the Indian nation But said he was there just on a rough vacation How could they know he was Molly Brandel? How could they know he was Molly Brandel? How could they know he was Molly Brandel? The folks of East Papahia told us his plan The city's bull was his main man Though he was the wild one in real young life Taking care of the miseries was the public's plan And it was the same about those who robbed him of Spare a will for him Spare a will for him And he was the man to show How could they know he was Molly Brandel? How could they know he was Molly Brandel? Indians run the side of your boots To show that networked children have roots Winter has been hard for them ever, oh For bringing our cameras and bloody outblows Yes, he shuffled in in Parkinson's He wicked me Thanks, Horace, get better after this bit of TV How could they know he was Molly Brandel? How could they know he was Molly Brandel? He wicked me He wicked me guest tonight. Becky and Juan from Don Juan East Los Blancos in the house. Yeah, in the hizzy. Did you say East Los Blancos? I don't know what I said. East Los Blancos. It's better than Don Juan Los Blancos. Which is what I usually tend to say. I was putting up the show information the other day. I was putting Don Juan Isus Blancos. I was like, it's wrong. I know it's wrong. I go, it's Los. Yeah, either way works out. Either way? Let me get you a little bit closer to the mic. There you go. There you go. Let's get close now. Let's get close in person. Don't be shy. People don't be shy. I wasn't saying anything. It's quite alright. Oh, you will. Give it some time. Not drunk enough. Not drunk enough. Not just yet. Alright, you guys. Don Juan Isus Blancos. Why don't you give me a little bit of history on you guys for the people who don't know who you are. We started about, what, four score three years ago? Just three years ago. I don't even know what four score means. Maybe even five score. Five score. I don't know. There's not much history. We just started three years ago out of nowhere. You're so boring. No, it started with a little band called Midnight Shakes that was not nearly as good. And so that band disbanded and almost every member of that band is in this band now. So this band has been in its current formation for three years now. That's awesome. That's a big number. I skipped over two. I've been telling people a year for like two years. Oh yeah, I've been playing. A year? Really? You guys sound like you're seasoned veterans. I've been playing a year. No, we're rookies. You know, that's good. Okay, so three years. Are you guys touring a lot? Are you guys playing more local shows? What's going on? We don't really tour that much. The farthest we've gone is Vegas, San Francisco. But no, I'm scared of flying. I just want to get it out there right now. What are you, Richie Valens all of a sudden? That's why. Because I'm that great. Do you have a bobble? Do you have a bobble so that you can take him on the plane and hold his hand? Oh yeah. I mean, don't be afraid to fly. I mean, well. I mean, I fly. I mean, figuratively. Have you been on a plane at least? I'm scared of success. You're scared of success? I'm not scared of success. It's okay to be successful. I'm scared of failing. Failing? Like the engines? Failing? Him crashing on the floor. Dying, potentially. I think that might be the scary part. Now, you guys just came back from Northern California. You guys had a show back up there. What was it called? Beautiful Vallejo, California. The NorCal Knockout. NorCal Knockout. How was that? That was really hot. Yeah. It was hot up there too? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. And the stage, like, just was in the only... There was a bunch of trees and shade and the stage just was in the only not shady spot because it was the only concrete spot. Now, that's the one thing I don't understand. I mean, you go to outdoor shows, no matter what outdoor show you go to, the stage is always in the fucking sun and you're going to be on... You're going to be in the presence of the sun the whole fucking time. And the only time it starts to cool down is when the sun is going to be behind the stage. But by then you're so burnt out. Well, and like all the... We both played like in the afternoon. It wasn't even... The sun wasn't even going down when the music was like done. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah, my feet were so hot. It was so weird. Did your shoes melt off? No, but it felt like they were going to. Like I had to stand in the shade because they were uncomfortably hot. Oh, man. It was bad. Yeah. Daytime shows suck though. Yeah, daytime shows. I've never enjoyed playing a daytime show. I don't know anybody who really gets revved up for a daytime show. It's so awkward being drunk at like 10. In the morning. Yeah. No, no. Not if you don't have to do anything. It's funny because when you're in a band and you're going to tour and you're playing a daytime show, it just seems so rushed, you feel rushed because you have to be up. You have to go do this. You have to go do that. Can't take the fun out of all this stuff. And then if you want to party the night before, I mean, you're going to do it. But are you going to be smart and go, it's midnight. I think I should go to bed. Are you going to be like, fuck this, it's five in the morning. This fucking party. Get another eight ball of coke right now. You know, all nighter. All nighter. Yeah. Or you do what we do and pass out around 1130. Oh, I'm trying to get out. Somebody call the guy. I need some coke. I need some coke to wake up. I'm just going to clear it up right now. We don't do cooking. That's why we're in bed by midnight. You guys are missing out. Missing out? I mean, I don't fuck with coke. Well, I'm not going to say fuck with coke. You shouldn't fuck with them. You should leave them as they are. That's why people die. I just don't. I don't mess around with other shit like hard drugs anymore. Do you consider coke hard? No, not anymore. It was funny for a long time. I used to not want to do cocaine because I would watch Scarface. I saw Scarface when I was a kid in that scene at the end where he has like that big mountain of cocaine and just doing lines. You wanted that? I was I scared because I didn't want to be that guy. You know, so you wanted that's a lot of coke. And I can just imagine myself in my underwear at four o'clock in the morning with that mountain of coke going, I'm going to die tonight. Let's go. That's what that's. That's so appealing when you put it that way. That's what deterred me away from doing coke. So, yeah, I think I just smoke weed and that's it. I have weed and alcohol. That's fine. I drink some coke sometimes. I can't even handle weed. I was a bad. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. You fall asleep. You start hallucinating. I start going, oh, my God. Yes, exactly. Yeah, I'm going to. I do the same thing because I did it once with PCP by accident. Well, that's your fault. Were you in Echo Park? No, I wasn't. It wasn't Hills, California. California. Like, where else would you be? I was at some party and I was in the seventh grade and everybody was like passing around. A pipe. And like, of course, your friends are smoking it. So you don't assume that it's laced with something. And I mean, also, I drink tequila and I took a bunch of pills, but it was mostly that that, like, really did me in. That was the straw that was bad afterwards. And I was like hallucinating off my ass. And like there's a bunch of these white girls with, like, long fingernails trying to fit me to puke and stuff. So their nails scratch the back of my throat. Yeah. I wish I had some girl. I know. They were trying to help me passing out and stuff. They're like, she's going to throw. Well, yeah, I was passing out. I was like blacked out for a long time. And like, they were trying to get me to eat like raw eggs and stuff to help me to puke. And and but I was drunk enough and fucked up enough. At the time, I had a bunch of rings that meant something to me. So this guy that was taking care of me, I took off all my rings, I guess, and I was like, take care of these. Whatever you do. I woke up in the morning. Like, fuck my rings, dude, that sucks. And then like he was still there and he's like, hey, I got your rings. Like, oh, it's something like pretty smart when I'm fucked up. I'm responsible in that sense. Yeah, he holds my stuff. I'll be back for you. I remember back years ago. I was hanging out with a friend and we're in a backyard gig. People are passing around a joint. She didn't know it was laced with PCP, so she started freaking the fuck out. Yeah. Like at that instant, I didn't know what to do. The only thing that came to mind was give her milk. Give her milk. Throw it out. You got to throw it up. Yeah, I didn't know. You just have to ride the high, you know, you know, you know, you smoke PCP twice accidentally. No, just once. Oh, no. But now every time I smoke weed, I have that same reaction and I kind of freak out and I like to get really paranoid and like I just like it. It's just it's no fun for me. I wish I enjoyed it because everybody else seems to. And everybody offers me, but I just can't do it anymore. Well, maybe you should just give it a chance. Like, you know, I do that like every three years to give it a try. I'm like, maybe now, you know, and like now I went to Amsterdam, I had a like I had a lot of fun and stuff because why not? You're there, you know. But I wasn't going to indulge because I just knew like if I was in another country, I don't want to freak out and like be with other people who are not as responsible to take care of me. Yes. If you want to join in on the drug talk, call 1-800-893-9562. And we'll talk with Don Juan y los Blancos, well two of the members. Or you could come up with something entirely different. I think the drug case. We want to ask these guys any questions. Big fans. I want to praise these people. Both of you. Please call in. Please be nice. Call. George Romero, you're out there somewhere. Are you guys doing any shows coming up soon? Yes. And we're going to be in Hermosa Beach. Don't tell him. It's that Richie Balling scene coming back up. We're going to play in Hermosa Beach this a week from tomorrow, July 13th. I think it's free. I think it's free. And then we'll be at Spikes and Rosemead that following Friday. You guys playing with? I don't remember. Which is so rude. Which is so rude. Well, I only have them saved in my calendar. I just have that where we're playing, what venue. And then I'll look at the flyer like that day and then I'll... The rest is a mystery. Yeah. I mean, well, it's probably people we know. I'm sure I'm very excited about both shows. I just don't know. I'm exhausted. I just came back. So how was your guys' 4th of July? What did you guys do? Yeah, Becky, what did you do? I had an exciting 4th of July also. You know, we were discussing it before. Yeah, what did you do? I spent all day in my apartment with the AC on. I didn't want to do shit. It was hot. I was like, fuck this. Basically the same thing here. You know. Yeah, that sounds about right. We spent it in your room. I couldn't really muster up the strength to go anywhere. I was just like, I just didn't want to do it. You know, I mean. Did you eat any good food or anything? Like, did you order a pizza or something amazing? Actually, I made bratwurst. I bought some bratwurst. Bratwurst is like the worst thing to try to make. What? Like actually make link sausages? No, but it's like to cook it, to heat it up. I can never get it right. And I live in Germany and I can't do it. It's a sausage, dude. But it's a really big sausage and it's at an angle. So you have to. Alice can't hang with a big sausage. You heard that here first. Alice can out handle the big sausage. Big sausage need not apply. No, can't hang. I don't get it. Medium delight sausage only. Now, I'll be Frank's maybe or a little or a little smokies. Yeah, a little Vienna sausages. Yeah, a little Vienna sausage. Hollaback 1-800-89-6. You guys got to have more like a radio voice like, hey, welcome to blah blah blah. That's why we need you. We would, but we're not really a radio station. You know, we're. We're the anti radio station where we just do our. Just the Internet. Yeah, the Internet that people listen to and love us. I mean, it's available for download. You can download that iTunes. Oh, cool. I have that. Well, I've got the idea. I saw somebody who still was using Winamp. Like, oh, wow. As a as a music player. When you turn it on, do you go like. I saw it. I was like, oh, my God, you're using Winamp. That's. I used that back in the 90s. That makes you feel old. Like, yeah, it does. You find people using Winamp. Still on Winamp, man. Come on. Well, he was old, you know, he was an old guy. Well, then I guess give him credit for having any sort of technology. Yeah, I guess. At least having a computer, you know, 56K. Loser. Does he type with like two fingers at once like this? Probably. Old people always do that. Oh, he wasn't that old. I think he was in his forties or fifties. That's that's old people still do that. I know a grown woman who's a professional writer and she writes scripts like that. It's kind of amazing. Emmy winning scripts. Two fingers. So badass. What do you mean by professional? By definition, that's not very professional. I'd say Emmy worthy is professional. Oh, I know you're talking about. Two fingers. That's all it takes is two fingers. For most things in life. Eating corn, Chinese finger traps, plugging your ears. Double induced vomiting. Turning a girl upside down and carrying her like a six pack. Now that's a talent right there. You can do that. That's offensive. It wasn't me. I didn't. It wasn't me. Shug it. Shug it. All right, folks, we're going to take a little break. We're take a little music break right now. We're going to start off with Bobby Womack doing the Cross 110th Street. You listen to the Verbal Vomit. All your load. You listen here at Skid Row dot L. A. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. The Cross 110th Street. Woman trying to catch a trick on the street. The Cross 110th Street. You can find it all in the street. I got one more thing I'd like to talk to you about right now. Hey, brother, there's a better way out. Shorting that coke, shooting that dope man you're copping out. Take my advice. It's either live or die. You got to be strong if you want to survive. The family on the other side of town. You'll catch hell if you find a ghetto around. In every city you'll find the same thing going down. Call it the capital or maybe ghetto town. Let's have you sing it. The Cross 110th Street. You're just trying to catch a woman that's weak. The Cross 110th Street. Wishes won't let the junkie go free. Oh, I cross the hundredth street. A woman trying to catch a trick on the street. Oh, baby. The Cross 110th Street. You can find it all in the street. Yes, you can. Oh, look around you, look around you, look around you, look around you. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Get your ass in here, boy. You hear me calling? I can hear my mother calling. I can hear my mother calling. Oh, I can hear my mother calling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. When I was young, I used to hang with the seventh grade. Little bad motherfucker playing space invaders. Fucking with the girls in the fourth grade. Either filling on their butts or pulling on their brains. Walking with the schoolhouse bully. By doing that, I had a lot of poetry. Cheating on tests, making a mess. Cussing like a sailor at reset. It must have been a half moon, because you'll catch me running out the little girl's bathroom. Chewing on good and plenty. Got my gamble on. At lunch, bitch a penny. Yo, I was living like the class clown. Pulling all the hoes, making all the jokes, man. When you young, it's hard to see that it's long thorn rocks at the RTD. Popping out your window with a BB gun. Better yet, knocking on your door and run. Playing hide and go get it for a little stank. Even though I was still shooting blanks. As soon as the dart hit, I was still in candy out the corner market. Until I got my ass whipped, because I was ten years old. Doing dumb shit. Oh, yeah. Thirteen. That's how old I was when my Jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz. And I was looking at any button ass. Me and my homies start cutting class going up to the high school. Looking for any bitch I can lie to. Tell them I was older than I really was. Smoked my first joint and got really buzzed. That's what a Mac's made of. But when I got my first piece of pussy, I fell in love. Hard as a rock the long way. And then I put the rubber on the wrong way. But I still gotta have it. Over excited. And fucking like a jackrabbit. God damn, I was hot. A virgin. But I still knew how to lay pipe. Even though the hoe worked me. I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque. Then the shit got strange money. I started shaking. And Jimmy felt funny. Then the nut came gushing. I jumped up, got dressed and started pushing. Because I thought the bitch broke my dick. Because I was still young. Doing dumb shit. And when someone gets Got my first post wagon and mastered the lifelong art of draggin' To the women in college, hung out with the OGs and got some street knowledge Rapin' in cars and all that, hittin' punk fools with a baseball bat Fuckin' at a real fast break, till they said that I might not graduate Then I said fuck the dumb shit, cause pops'll fuck me up quick And things continued, so I started rappin' bout shit I been through And I got real good, now look at all the kids in the neighborhood Tryin' to be baby maps, doin' shit that I did seven years back Goin' through a stage, but before they can grow up, they on the front page And they moms is havin' a fit, cause they die young, doin' dumb shit Sometimes yes, but usually no I don't think you know what you wanna be You sleep until four, then get out of bed Then change the oil in your LTD Don't give me that middle class morality Don't give me that middle class Standing in line For the very best deal A penny saved is a penny earned Selling used cars For more than they're worth Be sure to pray before every meal Don't give me that middle class morality Don't give me that middle class Don't give me that middle class morality Don't give me that middle class Honey, did you know the Smiths got a new car this week? And their old car was two years newer than ours! Oh, and by the way, I was wondering, did you want potatoes or stuffing for dinner tonight? I've looked at all these recipes and I just can't decide anymore what to have Oh, and by the way, I've invited the kids over tonight to watch that new game show, Dying for Dollars And it's possible that we might even be on the show sometime I just don't know, there's just so many things, I just can't decide anymore Leave me alone Cutting the grass And trimming the hedge It doesn't seem like a very hard job to me Now I'm waxing the car As fast as I can So I can watch studio wrestling on TV Don't give me that middle class morality Morality Don't give me that middle class Don't give me that middle class morality Morality Don't give me that middle class No, don't, no, no, no, no, don't give me that middle class morality You think you're all over me? You think you're I'm my friend. I ate a dog. I felt very bad. Blood on my steps. I'm not very normal. They laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They laugh because I'm very ugly. Because I'm very ugly. Because I'm very ugly. Because I'm ugly. Because I'm ugly. And love is disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody comes near me. Because I smell bad. I have a dog smell. And it's stupid to talk. They laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They laugh because I'm very ugly. It's so ugly because It's so ugly because It's so ugly because I'm ugly The love is a plague The love is a plague The love is a plague Listen to the sound Why did God make me so ugly? Why? Why? Why? Why? along with the beautiful Juan and Becky. Juan's so beautiful. I got called beautiful, though. You are. You are a strapping young lad. I will say that. A strapping young lad. You better. You know what? I'm going to have to take off my real glasses and put on these shades because your beautifulness is just blinding me. Yeah, you found some pretty fucking badass shades in the studio today. That's been here for about a month now, but Dave decided to put them on his face. I feel like I'm reliving my douchebag days back in the 90s. It's kind of like a Tom Cruise thing. Yeah. I should become a Scientologist or something. Or a NASCAR driver. Oh, yeah. I used to date a girl who used to be into NASCAR. Hey, nothing's wrong with NASCAR. I couldn't get into it. I'm sorry. I just couldn't get into it. No, there's a couple things wrong with NASCAR. Go ahead. What are the things that are wrong with NASCAR? You tell me. Well, you list me everything about NASCAR, and I'll tell you what they're wrong with. You list me then. Coyote. And I'll tell you if they're wrong or not. I just don't understand. I don't understand how just high-speed cars are going around the track. No, that's okay. That's fine. It's a Southern thing. I don't know. I like the crashes. That's morbid of me, but I like the crashes. I don't wish somebody would die. No, but that's why everybody watches it, though. My dad raised me on NASCAR, and I hated it as a kid. And then when I got older, I totally liked it. And I totally liked Jeff Gordon and stuff. Did you guys ever go to a demolition derby growing up? I didn't actually go to one, no. I wanted to for the longest time and never went. I wanted to, and they had one recently with the Gravedigger, who's fucking badass. But it was raining, and I couldn't find anybody to go with. So I was like, fuck, I don't want to sit in the rain. And I was wearing a sheer dress, because it was pretty... I was going to be spontaneous, I guess. And it was raining. I was like, I don't want to sit there. It's just like, fuck it. Next time, the Gravedigger can talk to me back for another year until the end of 2012. Oh. Sad day for Alice. I just have to go to Tennessee or something. I've got to make it a point to go to those dirt bike rallies that they have at the... They're like, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday at the Anaheim Pond and bullshit like that. Like Motocross or... I want to go to a demolition derby. I haven't been. I've always wanted to go to one. You know? Yeah, that sounds fun. I would rather go to a horse race. I used to go to horse racing when I was a kid. Like, my uncle would, like, always sneak us in. Like, not sneak us in, because you would... Under his skirt. He would, like, you know, he would let us in, like, the other kids in, but he would, like, do our bets for us. We would be like, I'm going to take off these shits because I can't see shit. Hold on. I thought his beauty was blinding you. No. I can handle it now. I can handle it now. No. No, it's... I lied to him. Stop it. It's funny. You know what's funny? We're having a great conversation before we came back about pets. As soon as the mics come on, like, crickets. No, you were saying your uncle would put in bets on horses. Yeah, he would bet on horses for us. And it was like... Is that the end of your story? Yeah, that was pretty much the end of the story. Yeah, that was it. He just went nowhere. I want to go stand outside and think about what I just said and apologize. I apologize. Well, anyways... Yeah. We got sweater mania right here. What? You, over here, texting, whatever. Get off the phone, jerk. Uber Alice is on the phone. She's on the phone and the radio. That's ridiculous. I'm multitasking. Smoking a cigarette and a beer. I can multitask. Smoking a beer? Smoking a cigarette and a beer. Drinking a beer. Drinking a beer. Awesome. What? So let's talk more about your guys. Let's talk about you. Yeah, we're here to talk about you guys and your guys' wonderful little band. That's my favorite subject. You know? The only thing he knows is me. You know, outside of Don Juan, outside of Don Juan, are there any other things you guys do? You know? Nope. Nope. Next question. That's it, huh? How's he over? I'm an avid golfer. You're an avid golfer, huh? So you guys are just like Americans, just like... Just lazy as shit. Don't give a fuck. That's awesome. Well, we're super rich. We live in... We live in Agora Hills. Awesome. In North Henry. None of you guys from Brentwood? Oh, come on. No way, man. No. Yeah, no, we have day jobs and stuff, but yeah, that's... That's not interesting. No, that's not really interesting. No, but okay, that was a lame question anyways. Now, what are more... What are the... What are the... What are the influences that... Okay, as far as Don Juan and those Blancos, what are the influences there? You know, where did you guys... You know, what kind of influences did you guys draw to get the sound that you guys have now? A lot of punk rock and a lot of old music. I don't know. Like... Juan was in a band back in the day. Yeah, what band were you in? I was in this legendary... Legendary band. Valley band. Called COF, which these two ladies went to see me perform. At the Cobalt Cafe. At the Cobalt Cafe. On Sherman Way in Canoga Park. Yeah. California. Yeah, where stars are born. It's true. Hey, there's a couple of bands that made it huge out of there, okay? The Briggs, they made it huge. Angel City Outcast. I was gonna say COF. Bad Religion played there too. They did? Yeah, so did Hoobastank. Hoobastank. Because the bitch St. Ferris. That was the climax of my joke, by the way. What? It was Hoobastank. Oh, sorry. Well, it's okay. I can still do it. Move on. Let's go. No, I'm not gonna do it anymore. Move on. Do you have any Hoobastank materials? Wait, should we tell them we're neighbors with Hoobastank? You know how I was talking about being really rich? I wasn't lying. I live next door to the Hoobastank guy. He's not a perfect person. That's great. He likes your parties. We've never actually met him. Our dogs bark at his dogs all the time. But our roommate knows him. And she always asks him if it's okay if we hang out together. We have parties. And he always says it's cool. So we're on pretty good terms with the Hoobastank guy. You guys have never partied with the Hoobastank guy? No. Well, he has kids and stuff. He's got a family. So I try just not to disturb them as much as possible. Hoobastank. What the fuck song was the one that made him popular? The reason, dude. I'm not a perfect person. Oh, okay. Yeah. I knew you had that song. Hence my joke earlier. About him not being a perfect person. No, but he really is. He really is. No, he's not. Yeah, yeah. He's super nice. He's tolerant of our obnoxious dogs. So next subject. Now, what do you say you have obnoxious dogs? Are they constantly barking? They bark, yeah. Well, not our dog. Our dog's an angel. Okay. Our roommate's dog. Your roommate's dog. No, they all have their faults. But yeah, they run out there barking. And I think at first he thought, well, he claims that it was his dog's fault. Like, he was like, one of them barks at the other one. And then, like, our dogs would hear them barking at the other one. And then, like, they're barking at each other and run after them and bark. Our dog, like, our roommate's dog, whatever, they're all our dogs. We have to take care of all of them. Like, she comes running out of the door, like, barking at their dogs. And I feel so bad because it's like, it's all her. Like, she sucks. Which one is that one? I'm constantly apologizing. Sophie, a pug. She's so sweet, though. And your dog, his name is? Delilah. Delilah. He loves light. She does love light. She does? She's named after the Chuck Berry song. Do you want to hear it? More like Slash the Kinks song. No, it's originally Chuck Berry. I know it is, but I'm saying. Oh, you named, okay. I named her. Yeah, you can have a beer, Juan. And what's the breed of Delilah? She's a Chihuahua Dachshund. Oh. She's adorable. A Chihuahua Dachshund. I've never seen that before. Yeah, she just looks like a little, like, she almost, she looks kind of like how a corgi would look except she's really small. Wow. But, yeah, if you're friends with me on Facebook or you happen to have access to my Instagram, I will be constantly posting my Instagram pictures of her and adorable videos of her. You know, that's awesome. You know, that's awesome. I mean, that just shows how much love you have for that animal. Oh, yeah. These guys love their dogs. It's such a dog-friendly environment. Oh, yeah. No, they're swirly shit. Okay, so you have a Chihuahua Dachshund, a pug, and what are the other dogs? Another little Chihuahua, Jerry Lee Lewis. He's my favorite because he's so... So cute. Yeah. Oh, my God. He's like fried hair and stuff and he just loves to cuddle and, like, hang out. And then, we have a Hadouken who we have no idea what he is, but he's going to be a lot bigger than all the other dogs. That's a new addition. Yeah, he's a new addition that might... And those... He's still... I was going to say he's still shitting on bricks. On my bed. And those four dogs are the ones that obnoxiously bark? Yes, at his two dogs, Pepper and Ringo, that I know because I hear him yelling. He's like, Pepper, Ringo. And we're like, Sophie, Delilah, Jamie, Sophie, Sophie, Delilah. So we just started training them. We're going to put the hose on and be like, no bark! And we just spray ours with water and put them inside. I hope he lets his dog stay out because I'm sure they're a lot better behaved than ours are. It's not fair. His should be allowed to run around. Or, like, they're so bad. They're so bad. Like, they won't stop. There's horses on the other side of our house and so they bark at the horses. It's ridiculous. And there's a dog that lives there so they bark at that dog. Why? Because they're small and they feel like they need to be touched? They get sprayed with water. They just get sprayed with water and then they walk it off. I've never understood that. See, like, chihuahuas are really territorial. Yeah, ours are actually really mellow, though, because they're chihuahua mixes. They're not really, like, they're not that yappy. Jerry's more yappy than Delilah, but they can be pretty annoying. But they're much more mellow than any other chihuahuas I've seen. Juan has a ton. I'm trying to figure out how we went from drug talk to pet talk. Because we're... That works here. Renaissance people. Have you ever gotten your dogs high? No. No. My dog's straight edge. Oh. She is. You know, I read about getting dogs high and getting cats high and it's, like, not good for them. So I was just like, I'd rather not. It's hilarious. You know. I've... I see my friends get their dogs high and they're, like, kind of weird and they're kind of funny. It's bad. It's not actually good for them and then, like... But people still do it. Yeah, people still do it because people love to insist their own lifestyle choices on their animals, which is, like, I don't know. When I was, like, when I was, like, 13, I blew pot... Or 14, I blew pot smoke in my cat's face and she, like, ran away and, like, looked at me, like, why would you... Like, she just looked at me, like, why would you do that? You know? And it dawned on me, like, oh, because animals don't necessarily want to do what I'm doing. So I've never done it since and, like, my dog avoids it and so it's really a straight edge. Way to go, Delilah. I... The basic rule in my apartment is the cat, I won't do it in your face, but I do it, so deal with it. You know? I won't be mean and just blow it to your face, but I'm going to smoke, you know, just so you know. If you don't force it on them, they don't usually get affected. But people, like, make it unavoidable. It's kind of mean. It's mean. And if they eat it, then they can potentially kill your dog, so there's that. What I don't understand is people who feed their animals alcohol. Um, yeah, that's the same thing, but I have... You're not a comedy fan, are you? I'm a comedy fan. I don't know, I mean... Yeah, I like to give my dog a beer and it's food for the dog. I'm going to kill the peanut butter and watch what happens. Like, the peanut butter is hilarious, but I don't know, giving a beer, like... I used to give my dogs beer or, you know, and then I read it and it was horrible because they could kill them. Like, you know, they don't process alcohol like we do. Duh. Okay, maybe I won't do that now. Yeah, but how would you feel if all you got to have was dog food all day long and never get to party? Oh. Oh, my God. I guess that's why they created Spuds McKenzie. The ultimate party dog. Yeah. If you want to chime in on Pet Talk, it's 1-800-893-9562 or with Don Juan and those Blancos. Okay, call in with something else. Change the subject. Okay. I kind of wish my friend Tracy Morgan would give me a call. Hello, Tracy. Where are you? Tracy's somewhere in La La Land right now. Oh, I hope he wants to make out. I don't know. I think he's always pretty occupied. I'm pretty sure he is. He's never too occupied to make out a little. I can't imagine. He never does. He never does. He never does. You never know, huh? Mm-mm. Okay, we're going to play a couple of your guys' songs. Oh, holy shnikes. What did you pick? We picked Bop On, That Lucky Old Son. That's a good one. That's All Final for Real Though. Those are going to be the first three we're going to play right now. That's just a file name. Well, yeah. That's what I got. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just That's All. It's a cover. It's a cover? Okay. So we're going to start off with these three. Oh, it's That's All Right. Yes. Ah. Yes. Okay. Just play. Yeah. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. Let the music speak for itself. It was so Tracy. Happy, happy 5th of July. I'm so happy today, I think. Yeah. What the hell is going on with y'all? Oh, we're listening to Don Juan y los Blancos, man. What do you think? Listen in for a little bit. What? We're listening to Don Juan y los Blancos. We're having a hearing live. Don Juan. Oh, some people playing music. Yeah. We're actually listening to the music because, you know, I'm right here. Wow, I feel like I won't make it. I can't hear Tracy over all the amazing music. What did you say, Tracy? I'm sorry, the music is right on my headphones. That's all right, man. It's loud as a motherfucker. That's all right. Where are you calling from, Tracy? What are you doing right now? Where are you now? I'm just relaxing. You know, yesterday was the part, so today is not the party. Well, what did you do for your fourth? Well, what the hell do you think? I don't know. You tell me. Well, most people, you know, most American assistants, they drink beer, and then they eat lots of food and shit, and then they'll be watching fireworks. Do you have a hot dog, Tracy? I had a Chico, Louisiana hot dog. Me too. Man, oh man, it was like an explosion in my mouth. Same to you. I had the exact same thing. A serious explosion. Like, not like most Louisiana guys that put the hot link in their mouth, you know? Did you blow any shit up? I blew some shit up. So did you, like, did you light up any fireworks? No, but I sure did see a lot of them, and it was a beautiful night. I did, too. There was the stars, the stars and the stripes, and the fireworks were blaring. Let me say something. You know what I mean? Did it make you feel proud to be an American for that moment in time? I felt proud to be an American. I'm proud to be an American. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeehaw, motherfucker. Well, y'all have a good damn time. It sounds like you fucking about to start going to me. All right, dude. Well, thank you, Tracy. Thank you, Tracy, for calling. Thank you for calling in. We know we love you. We love your adventures. Hey, y'all have a good night. Hey, check me out. I got a new movie coming out. All right. All right. Hey, love y'all. God bless. Love you, too. Love you more, Tracy. That's my Tracy. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, now. Do you remember two years ago? The whole band was the way it had been. They was a luna storm. And that's all. That's all right. Now, now, now, now, now. That's all right. That's all. Oh. Oh. Oh, in the morning. Oh, in the morning. Oh, in the morning. And I know just what I do. I put on my lucky little shoes And that's all That's alright That's alright Sometimes I get lonely Then again I feel blue When I think about it I just know That's alright That's alright That's alright That's alright Let me tell you baby That I'm not alone Words are over time They gotta dance They hold it from the surface And that's all That's alright That's alright That's alright Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Hi guys, I have a question for Juan. This is Roger, our bass player. Juan, Juan, I heard, I read in an article that you also do stand-up comedy, and you have a comedy album. Tell me more about that. No, that's my cousin, John Joseph, right? No, I think that's you. You have a comedy album? No, that's my cousin. Everybody always confuses me, man. That's my cousin. You go do more research, and then get back to me. Okay, I will. Thanks for taking my question. I'm a huge fan. Anything else? Anything else, Roger? I have a question for Becky. Okay. Becky, do you have any pets? Just a cat, but she got hit by a car and died. I'm sorry. Thanks for taking my call. No, wait, wait. I want to ask you something. Roger. Yeah, exactly. Go on. Hey, Roger. Roger? Yeah. How do you feel about your girlfriend right now? I think she's great. She's recording this call. I think she's awesome. I got the hint. Thank you. Thank you. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. So you're not going to break up with her anytime soon? I'm just kidding, Jess. I don't know if you want to spot one. You want to spot one? Yeah. Don't worry. Juan's a bottom. Well, do you guys have any questions? For me? Yeah. What are you doing right now? What are you wearing? I'm just at home. I'm wearing jeans. Are you wearing a vest or not? No, not today. Okay. Hey, you know how you're a teacher and shit? Uh-huh. Oh. Have you ever been attracted to any of your students? You know that happens. That happens. Be honest. Boy or girl? Boy or girl? I think either. Either is fine. No, neither. Neither. Okay. What about boy? Boy. Well, thanks for taking my call, man. Thank you for being you, Roger. You're the best. Bye. Bye, Roger. Bye. Thank you for calling. See, Roger should have been here. He's so funny. Yeah, where is Roger? We should have asked him that. He's porking his girlfriend. He just said. She's recording stuff. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, she's awesome. She can always take a joke. I'm jealous of her cakes. Oh, yeah. She's a pastry chef. She does catering and stuff. Awesome. Pretty epic. I like her mustache lollipop. What? Did you see? What did you call it? Mustache lollipop. What is a mustache? It's like, it looks to be like a hard candy on a stick, but it's in shape of a mustache. Like a really kind of cool mustache. And it looks decadent. I liked her wedding cake that was a shoe. Oh, yeah. I saw that too. It was really nice. It had pearls on it. Wedding cake is a shoe. Yeah. Wow, wedding cakes are just, well, cakes in general. Or I think it might have been like for a wedding shower or something. But it was really cool. It looked like a real shoe, but you could eat it. I seen a video where there was a baby. They had made a cake out of a baby. Like a fetus? A real baby. Yeah. Just the shape of the baby and everything. And when I saw the video, they were cutting it into the head already. It just looked weird. It's a cake. Did they put jelly filling in the head? Yeah. That's so creepy. Proper. Yeah. You can't. I mean, I've seen cakes that are extravagant. You know, they'll make them into, you know, whatever, you know, pretty much whatever you want. I've seen those cake shows. Was it for like an abortion shower? No, actually, they were celebrating the kid's birth. So they cut into its head that brain? Yeah. It was just a cake. That's an interesting concept to have like a celebration of having an abortion. I think that, you know, like I'm not a parent anymore. Well, but it's destroying. I mean, I couldn't imagine that it would be celebrating anything if you're cutting into a baby and like red goop is coming out. But like, I think I'm going to try that. I think I'm going to make Jess. I hope you're still listening. I think I'm going to make for Juan's birthday. Let's make a wand shaped cake. And we'll just put guts inside like made of fondant and stuff. And we'll just cut him up and eat him. And he's all gooey inside. He's all gooey inside with intestines. Oh, and we could get cheeseburger gummies and make him look all chewed up and put him in his stomach because he had like a cheeseburger for lunch. It'll be broken down. Yeah, we'll mix it with milk or something to make it look gross. But it's not that. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's what you eat. Hey, you wanted to give credit to your friend. Oh, yeah. On the last song that you played was the That's All Right. It's not actually Don Juan. It will be Don Juan. But that recording is me and Juan with our friend Benny Hammond from the Beachwoods and the Volcanics. Oh, Benny. Yeah. Yeah. And so he plays an awesome band. He played guitar on that last song. Yeah. Yeah. And we did a couple other recordings. We did recordings with him and he sang on it and stuff. He's awesome. I love the Beachwoods. Maybe you can answer this question for me then. Answer what question? What is it? So the one that says, Don't Quit Me, Baby. Is that also featuring him? That would be the next. Yeah. That's also done with Benny. And I played Tenor Sax on that. Yeah. Happy belated birthday, Benny. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. Benny's birthday. Did you spell it? Happy birthday, Benny. I don't know how long ago it was, but I knew it was a few days ago. Yeah. The Volcanics. I want to get them up here, too. Volcanics? Yeah. I remember Benny was playing back in the Mighty Kegs, man. Oh, yeah. The Mighty Kegs were awesome. Oh, yeah. I love them. That's how we met them. They played their drummer's last show that we opened for them. They're awesome. I love them. Now, I know Benny's doing the Volcanics now. Mm-hmm. What is Arun? Have you talked to him? Do you know who Arun is? I don't know. He was in the Kegs, man. I haven't talked to that guy in a long time. I only know. I know Francis. I know Bubba really well because when Bubba was in the Israelites, I was a kid. Mm-hmm. And I used to hang out with him. So then I ran into him at the Redwood when he was in the Mighty Kegs, man. Is there a keyboard player, Bubba? Yeah. Awesome. Also, awesome dude. So is, what's his name? They call him Whitey. Well, I've known him as Whitey. I think he plays bass in the Volcanics. Oh, yeah. I don't know the Volcanics dudes. Oh, you don't? I know the Kegs, man. Oh. And I know kind of their names. I don't know. I know. George knows. What do you think, Mom? You know the Volcanics dudes? We have their headshot. They're black and white, 8x10, hanging in our hallway. But we don't know their names. No, no, no. I haven't talked to them. No, no, no. They seem nice. I know Benny. Wait, is it the one that's to your bedroom? Yeah. Oh, okay. I've seen that. They're all, like, leaned up on a car. They're awesome. They're a good band, and they're awesome. Mm-hmm. They play Spikes a lot. I used to see. Yeah, we're playing Spikes this month. I haven't been to Spikes in forever. Next Sunday, I think you said. Next Friday. Friday. Sorry, next Friday. Yeah, next Friday. Not Sunday. I should find out who we're playing with with that. So Spikes is that. Someone should call. If I remember correctly, that's the bar where the stage is right in the middle. In the center, yeah. And then it's, like, bordered by tables and stuff. Yeah, yes. That's an uncomfortable setup. That's an uncomfortable. The bathroom is an uncomfortable setup. Oh, yeah. It's like, why do you take the doors off the men's room? Yeah. And then, like, if you want to piss, there's nothing right there. Dude, too much blow. I've seen people poop in there. Ew. And that's the only bar I used to go to where they would frisk me. That's hot. Before you would walk in. It's like, why? I mean, I haven't been to Spikes in forever. I mean, the drinks are good. The beer price is all right. I don't know. There's a bartender there that's, like, really unpleasant. No, don't talk shit. Don't talk shit. I'm pretty sure the people from Spikes aren't listening to this. Either way. Either way. They're not exactly hospitable. No. I mean, unless you're. Yeah, you got to earn it or whatever. But I'm tired. You just want a beer. I just want a drink. I'm exhausted. Yeah. Well, it's like, who wants to do that, though, anyway? It's just like, when you go to the bar. It goes back to the whole tipping thing. That's why it bugs me. Because, like, I always tip. I'm always. I'm always obligated to tip. A dollar. Every single drink I get. A dollar for you, bartender. Best bartender ever. Like, and that. If you're drinking a lot, like, that adds up. But I hate that I feel so obligated to tip someone when they're not actively nice to me. I'm like, why can't you just be nice to me? I hate that shirt. I will give you, like, $20 tonight. Just be nice to me. And they. And, like, it just makes me. It kind of bugs me. So, yeah. So, yeah. I am talking straight, Juan. That's my thing. The end. Well, I mean, I understand that. But I also don't understand if somebody. Like, if you go to a beer bar and all they do is turn around, get a beer out of the cooler, put it on your. On the table, but not even, like, open it up. Like, I could potentially be doing that myself. I could just went in the cooler. I've never actually changed that. Even when I get cans, they still open them. See, you know, a lot of the time when I get cans, if you go to the Red Bull, they'll open it up and stuff. But, like, other places, they just. A lot of places just don't. It's like, OK, well. What about your dicks? Where's that effort? I want to see you open it up. It's not really the point of you opening it for me. But it's like, if you're having a beer, you're not doing any effort. If you're going to do it, do it all the way. If you're doing a mixed drink, then, of course, you know, naturally, because it takes. That's why I drink outside of bars in the car. That's right. That's why we sit and drink outside every time we play. I save so much money. Yes, you do. Yes, I do. Yes, you do. I ain't lying. Making him open up. Yeah. As they would say, it was the sound of freedom. Am I correct on that? Jeremy? Yes, I am. Now, going back to your tipping thing. I tipped. I tip no matter where I go to, you know. If I'm getting great service, I'm going to give you a 20% tip. Yeah. If you're giving me shitty service, I'm sorry, but I'm going to give you a 10% tip. Yeah. And if you're giving me absolutely no service, I'll leave whatever change I got left. Yeah, it makes me want to stiff people, and then I'm like, I can't. You know? Yeah, I need to go back to whatever's stiffing somebody. If the bill's like $37 and I get two bucks back, and you give me some shitty service, you're going to keep my change. Fuck this, you know? Yeah. If I have to get up and get my own iced tea, that's something's wrong with you, you know? Where are you going? We have to get your own iced tea? I went to a Denny's a few years ago. We were waiting for drinks, and I was like, fuck this. So me and my friend, we got up, we put on our iced tea, put on our coffee, and just sat back down. And we were walking out. Jesus Christ. And the lady goes, you forgot to tip me. I go, yeah, here's a tip. Look both ways when you cross the street. Walked away. Fuck that. I don't think that's what she meant. I think she meant you forgot to tip her. Oh, I know. I was just kidding. It's okay, Juan. I love Juan. So, okay. Now we're going to, let's, excuse me. Let's get into your other three songs, which is. Oh, there's more. Yeah. There's a lot more, actually. Which is Don't Quit Me Baby, which is with Benny. Yeah. And then She Don't Love Me and Wild Gal. Yeah. Those are all. These are all unreleased demos. Aren't we special? Yeah. Here at Blow Your Lood. How did you? It's funny that you figured out which ones weren't available. Yes. I love Alice. Thank you, Alice. Go ahead. He's so fine, yeah, that handsome man of mine And when you see him, girl, you got to fall in love Yeah, she's a really good shot Yeah, she's so nice, yeah But she's my girl, yeah But she don't love me I said he's my boy, yeah But he don't love me Yeah, she's my girl, yeah But she don't love me And he's my, oh, oh He's so sweet, yeah, you'll think he's a lady Bitches, when you see him, he will knock you off your feet Yeah, she's a really good shot Yeah, she's in someone else's heart Girl, she's my girl And when you see him Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Come on, come on, shake it up Come on, come on, shake it up, yeah I feel so fine, yeah I feel so fine This is my country I'm watching out for nothing I'm trying to keep my boy, yeah I'm trying to keep out the lovin' This is my country I'm watching out for nothing Anymore Don't quit me, baby Don't say we're through If you leave me What can I do? Talk with me, baby Talk with me, baby Talk with me, baby Talk with me now Talk with me now I need you, baby Watch it by myself I ain't got no time for you I ain't got no time for you And nobody And guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo We'll be no longer heard But the truth is We promote Hate to love and love to hate There's no need to negotiate So choose your weapon and choose your fate It doesn't matter, come on, it's too late Choose your weapon, choose your fate It doesn't matter, come on, it's too late It's too late It's too late It's too late It's too late Yes, we got We got a compilation Of oldies Yeah, and it's only In 7-Eleven Can you call it Can you call it Dedicated to Lil Spooky? Fuck the fuck Yeah, I can Dude, R. I. P. man Spooky man Dude, I know Rest in peace I poured a little out For him just now I would But I can't afford it Because the economy Is so terrible What are you doing, Leland? Listening to Exodus I'm just I'm just looking I'm applying for jobs online Like I usually am at night How is D. C.? It's hot and humid It's the same thing over here Probably not nearly as humid We're living parallel lives It's never as humid As it is over here Over there in L. A. But it's a nice ocean breeze Yeah! Paradise You should come out Come back When are you coming out To California again? We miss Levi We miss Sandy They're listening too, actually They're up right now Oh, hello, Sandy Hi, Levi I send my love I send my Happy thoughts and love To you guys I'm so excited about Levi He's Levi wanted me to call you Because he said You're the first blonde That he ever met I have that photo Where he's looking at me Really confused But he's He's looking at me He's becoming such a You know A grown man A little man But he's, you know Got his head up now And This isn't the same Levi That had, like, charged hair No, this is a baby He might have charged hair In the morning That's who I am Does your son have Charged hair in the morning? Yes That's awesome That's awesome, Levi Sorry Go ahead Are you recording anything right now? Since you're in D. C.? As by yourself? Yeah Yeah, I've been doing Demoing a lot of stuff For the Guilty Hearts Whenever I get back there I'll be recording some more Trying to get Trisha Morgan To record it So can we I don't know Hopefully at the end of July Of this month Or maybe next month I'm not sure So the end of July Or the end of next month So in other words In July This month This month or next month Okay So What's the possibility There isn't going to be A third Guilty Hearts album? That's That's the plan, yeah That's the plan Now is this going to be The final album Or is it going to have You guys have two more I don't think it'll ever Really be done No offense Done what? I think as a band You guys will never be done I think you guys Will be on hiatus And stuff like that But you guys We're going to be like We're going to be like 50 Oh wait, Herman's already 50 We're going to be like We're going to be like 80 And still playing Like weddings and stuff So that means Herman will be what? 90? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah By then you should have Electronic drums So Herman can use His mind to do it If he's not stoned That'd be awesome If he's not stoned Because when Herman Gets stoned he'll get it Those guys are always Down to keep something Going and anytime I'm in town Just to play a couple Shows here and there Well that'd be good If you come down And you go to places And show that You know we love it We miss it We need it I know We miss it I miss you guys That's why I'm calling Oh You were listening You know I'm actually Surprised you called in Because like I never call you And you never call me we just chat each other on Facebook and that's it and we've known each other for like what well I call I call Leon in like the middle of the night can you text me ask me random music trivia well cause I need to know right then and there and you would know these things yeah true like where is Brendan Mullen buried I really don't know but that's very serious he would have known he would have known and then like who would have Leon wait he would have known is he still we're on well you guys work together right on that book yeah we wait you know we did on the book but I knew him personally he was a friend of mine yeah but I just don't know oh no yeah I knew him too I when I was 13 he had just written we got the neutron bomb and he made the mistake the dire mistake of putting his email address in the beginning of it which was at theonel.com so I totally I am'd him like all the time and he was so nice and he would like talk to me and like answer all my stupid fucking questions that was just like this little kid and he was like I don't think your mother would be comfortable with the idea of you talking to a 50 year old man on the internet he was like I demand to speak to your mother right now and I was like okay and he talked to my mom and my mom totally loved him and so I went to his house and we recorded stuff when I was 13 but it's awful and no one it will never see the light of day but he plays drums on it and I love him and I want to know where he's buried because I didn't get to know that he died when he did I didn't find out until like 9 months later so it sucked the day I left from LA was the day I found out okay dude I remember that yeah yeah no it was the day after my birthday but on a lighter note I'm sorry on a lighter note he was a great guy yeah on a lighter note yeah fantastic fucking individual who deserves to be recognized anyway so you still have those recordings sorry you still have those recordings of you oh yeah awesome yeah I have you know that's a great memory right there yeah yeah yeah that's good stuff yeah even though you say it's horrible no no no I know it's bad but it's a good memory yeah yeah and he was always like why don't you just record yourself and I was like I don't know how he was like I've got a four track awesome which is how you do it it's awesome and that's how a young man has shaped people yeah exactly no totally because then you know like almost 10 years later here I'm with Juan doing like what he said I could always do that's the whole reason I tried to find him because we started doing this and I wanted to tell him and then I started looking for him and nowhere to be found lighter note yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah lighter note alright Leon so let's go Leon pleasure to meet you pleasure I guess I'll go back to breastfeeding my kid here he's not off the tape yet you're still breastfeeding your son that's amazing we send our love from LA to DC to you and your family we miss you guys yeah dude thanks guys have fun give me a call when you get a chance I'll give you a call too even though we say that we're right even though we say that we never do it we just talk to each other I am but we know the love's there we know the love's there between you and I yeah 20 years almost how long have we known each other oh my god I got to know you when you were 15 so you're what you're like what 99 right now no dude I was like 14 oh that's right I remember I walked into your when your sister introduced us you were playing Nirvana you were playing smells like teen spirit when you auditioned for my band and I was like I'll take them hey it was the 90s it was the 90s you know it's funny you know for that first year when we played together we wore we were a hardcore punk band and he wore a lot of flannel a lot of flannel but I love him and he's laughing at me it's true alright dude we'll keep in touch but dude come down catch you later you need to come down or I need to find my hey guys I need to find my I think I might have a way up to Vermont and to DC to see both you and Kevin oh you're too get anywhere close to Vermont you'll have to come down here totally I'm gonna make his ass drive alrighty alrighty dude pleasure meeting you Leon talk to you later brother likewise take care take care take care bye pony boy! 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Thank you. that live in Vegas he would be like don't bring any pot I'm like why if you get busted it's like federal time that's what they say yeah and it's like he's the bus for our seed I'm like really and I would take pot all the time and I never had a problem with it yeah I mean not that I'm exactly like rubbing it in everyone's face or anything yeah but no it doesn't seem as scary everybody talks like it's really scary but it's not scary well one of my friends was in New Orleans and I guess pot smoking he was just smoking pot in a restaurant like bringing anything that's crazy I've never done that this guy he does it but the but the thing is like all laws aside Vegas is all about like you just have it's like Disneyland you know you have the best time there's nothing wrong everything's cool that's why like people that freak out get hushed out all quickly you know there's never a problem in a casino you know like it's always like nipped in the bud it's like you're there just have fun and just enjoy yeah just have fun so if having fun means like smoking and joy in your hotel room it's like okay whatever we didn't see it we don't know yeah we're just turning down the bed whatever you know that's the best time I was there for I think it was RollerCon one year and we were just at the Palace the whole time in Herman's room smoking pot the whole time we were there it was great we saw great bands and then like we'd smoke pot all day and all night just like party it up yeah dude playing Viva this year was like intense there was like always like way too much to do I couldn't even like I really like I really don't I think the hotel room like it's important but it's kind of irrelevant it's because it's just where you're sleeping you're sleeping there they hold that at the Palace station at the Orleans at the Orleans yeah they were at the Orleans when I was in New Orleans yeah exactly it was weird it's iconic I thought it was very lovely we bonded I was kidnapped to a Viva one year for my birthday my friend took me kidnapped me for like the first day what year? I think it was 2007 did you report it to the authorities? no it wasn't a breakthrough of course you kidnapped me but I had to be back the next day because I was playing a show at the scene there was all the despicables I was like are we going to make it a time? are we going to make it a time? like sure we are alright barely made it there were like 10 minutes to spare I was like freaking out the whole time I had a great time at Viva that's terrifying the first night I had a great time blast yeah eating Foot Lock Hot Dogs those huge ones for 99 cents I don't think you can handle that that wasn't happening when we were there these past two years it was happening when I was there what's up Tom Ingram where's the hot dogs? why is there a hot dog shortage Tom yeah no it's it's a ball it's probably like it's the biggest thing we've played and it's super fun but I am excited to do the shakedown different different thing you know it's less like purist but I mean even Viva is not that purist there's still like psychobilly bands and stuff but yeah yeah huh? name one there was this like girl psychobilly band I don't want to maybe they don't think they're psychobilly but they totally are the Merry Widows like and they're like there's just like the bands there were a few bands that played earlier that were like more psychobilly-ish and then like I don't remember oh Alice come on come on Jesus sorry guys continue oh thanks is that alright with you? is that alright with you? if you call me next time drag me down to downtown Los Angeles give me permission to speak and then you get sent to I love you I was done anyway I love you more I was done anyway okay I read in the LA Weekly you guys are yeah this is exciting one of the top 10 bands to watch in LA when you guys I mean it's been out for a while but when you guys first saw what was your guys' reaction to it? I was like number 8 they messed up pretty sure they messed up it was number it should have been number 1 I actually second that because the number 1 is bullshit bullshit I call bullshit on that one let's not talk shit no I don't I don't care it's all opinion it's all opinion you guys deserved a better spot than what you guys yeah I also believe that too being not not being biased at all but you guys are a lot of fun and you guys are for me personally are one that only bands in Los Angeles next to like Dante vs. Zombies who actually get me up to dance and like actually like move and stuff for a lot of bands it's like it's just it's not as it's good and stuff it's just not as fun it's not as active and like Becky gets in your fucking face it's crucial but it's awesome you know it's crucial and that's what I think when you're in a band is to do that and like really get out there in the crowd and not just let them be so stiff yeah I mean but don't let it be mistaken because I invade people's personal space I used to be kind of worse like in our last band I would like was more aggressive and like wanted to like make people do things but I really like it really I don't ever make anybody do what they don't want to do well I mean I'm not saying that no but I think like if you go to a show in a bar and you're there at 1230 at night watching a band play like if you're not willing to dance like what are you doing in a bar after midnight like go to bed you're a wet mom like it's it just like it's like so it's so important like I think some people go to bars to drink Becky I know so then they sit at the bar you know but if they're like by the stage come on I've always seen that well because if I'm dancing and there's a lot of people around me that are just standing there stiff it's like what the fuck you know like I'll shake them like let's go let's like you know you're up front let's do something I used to do that in the punk rock days maybe they're subconscious about the way they dance maybe they think they're bad dancers no but they don't even have to dance really to humor me you can just move around a little bit yeah exactly you could even bop your head whatever I'm just gonna grind on you for the rest of the song anyway and then I'll be done you get most of this no mostly I get a lot of involvement honestly most people are not idle most people do indulge but when the people that don't like don't and it's not like they're like oh I'm shy they're like they don't look at me or say a word and they're like get away from me like they're so like you can feel it like they're just like I hate you so much and I'm just like don't then go farther away can I just play Satan's Advocate here go ahead play Satan's Advocate for a second every once in a while I'll go to a show and I'm not into the band and then when they're all like aggressive like come on get up and dance but I don't say anything but are you standing at the front of the stage yeah no yeah exactly but I still hate that I still hate that demanding bullshit but I don't demand anything I literally walk up like us no way I literally go up to people and dance with them you've seen it I don't say anything I don't do like I just go to them and dance with them and like even if other people that have not danced but they still like politely refuse to dance you know like they kind of like do the thing they're like okay get off but like when people like make bitch face and look away and are like angry at me like how often does that happen not very but it does happen because who can refuse you and I got stiffed by a whole room in Orange County once like I went around that's Orange County for you yeah exactly thank you you know our next show is in Orange County right yeah you should probably stop talking shit about her yeah I'm talking shit about her Hermosa Beach that's in Orange County is it not I don't know it is I thought it was LA no I don't even know I don't think that's what is it south of Huntington no I don't think so are you talking about Spike no no no we're playing in Hermosa Beach I think Hermosa Beach is LA okay well either way I mean I should have talked shit about Orange County but I'll put out an offer to Orange County to the five people that are listening to me talk right now and I'm gonna say prove me wrong Orange County prove me wrong I would love nothing more than for you to actually get up and be involved and be nice to me but it doesn't happen they're gonna prove you dead they're gonna show up and fight you like True Blood oh my god I wanted to hang out with Alice the other night and I was like I'm gonna go to a bar in Woodland Hills what are you doing and she's like I'll be watching True Blood until about 10 o'clock at which point I'll meet you at said bar I'm sorry I've been waiting for it for some time now and it's the second episode did they open up with did they open up True Blood with that new song with Nick Cave yeah they actually opened it no they actually didn't open it they closed it out with Nick Cave and Nico K song covering the zombies she's not there that's an awesome cover and it's it's pretty fucking badass it really is and the thing is that I found out though about True Blood is if anybody's listening that cares but every episode is actually named off of a song that's played in the show so it's that's awesome I think it's kind of cool it's all like deeper into the whole is that on HBO or Showtime it's on HBO and then in this episode mind you there's a punk scene okay and it was really cool because this was like because they were doing a lot of flashbacks is it like 21 Jump Street punk scene or Chips punk scene 21 okay and um that's weird that and I um no but it was what was cool about that is because when he was doing all these flashbacks and there's all these understandings if you watch the show at that punk show is when things actually got started that's where things actually like no but that's kind of cool that's where things actually like involved and that's where like things actually got down that's where like all these like that's where she invited him to be like a like a vampire um dude because everybody knows that all punks are vampires no but in any case though I just think it's cool that it should actually get started at a fucking punk show point is that is amazing my aunt thought it was a sickness because I listen to punk rock music dude that's why I cut off my mohawk I got tired of asking if I was on anarchist I was like I can't deal with this anymore it's like you can't have a mohawk just have a mohawk you know yeah I mean whatever and you also want attention and it's a phase I was punk rock I never but that kid and I saw the greatest mohawk the other night after she won oh no we should go on Craigslist and make a Miss Connections for this mohawk that was like it was akin to a Power Man 5000 hairdo but it was a mohawk or Sadek X is what you were saying it was just like all wrong all wrong stuff like that there needs to be a picture stuff like that's priceless it was like a cockatiel mohawk I'm sure I'll be back to you these are like local dive bars but it went like all the way to the back but it was like straight up yeah there was no part going out it was just all up like charged up so what's the dive bar you go to so we can popularize it yeah let's popularize it and let's add well yeah so this guy knows that we're talking shit about him on the internet radio that nobody which the owner is called Scotland Yard it's on Sherman Way right next to the legendary global yeah! where it all began no but I prefer Casey's which is two doors down which is a jazz bar Casey's is pretty nice because it's pretty you know it's pretty mellow and they have all these signs about like don't cuss and stuff there's rules at Casey's really? it's like going to grandma's house and having $3 shots $3 shots though not gonna complain not even the shots but like even their mixed drinks are really fucking cheap you can't beat that it's so cheap so nobody gets no swearing no backwards caps no colors yeah no like you have you have to like no colors that's kind of strict yeah no colors yeah no fucking colors at Casey's so what do you wear if there's no colors you wear black are you sure you're not talking about people well black's a color white's not a color white's only no it's not no no but they have jazz on Sundays and Thursdays and it's like it's like all old people and they're so cool they're so adorable they're so cool though like they know cool dance moves and like they cool trumpet solos dude I'm all about all about it like I love Casey's Scotland Yard is like divier and younger people but the thing is about also Scotland Yard is that it's not pretentious whatsoever and Casey's is? well unless you're young and you're going there no no no what do you think compared to LA bars it's not pretentious both bars are really honest well you had a good point you were saying like it's kind of like death meets like middle of nowhere bar oh it's like a happy medium well like yeah did you say death? no like it's it's like it's right now it's right now it literally is totally what it is geographically like it's in Canoga Park which is right between the valley and LA so like it's in the valley you know but it's just far enough outside of like Agora and Calabasas and all the rich area to not be like a weird like super jock yeah where we live a super jock like bar and then it's just far enough from downtown LA where like nobody's nobody's cool really like there's no like oh like I'm so stylish you know like it's just like a bunch of like kids and then like and then lo and behold the one time I go and get smashed in Scotland Yard I run into every person that I hung out with at the park when I met Alice when I was 14 years old and like she's like introducing me to all these people that I know but they're like this is Becky you know her from before and yeah and I was like yeah I remember I had blue mohawk it's so sad how long did you have the blue mohawk before you decided to chop it off probably like eight months or something I tried really hard but and then I had another mohawk after I tried like to bring it back but it's it really is like too much attention and people so what did you use to sand your mohawk up um I would use hairspray I would use like I use Nox gels and see I did that with my hair when I tried to do fake dreads no but it hurts see I used Nox but you have to like break it before you get into the shower and then all your hair comes out but also glue apparently Juan was a crust yeah but glue actually when you put that in your hair as well you could use that to charge it but when you wash it it actually kind of conditions your hair is what I noticed yeah it's just like glue like Elmer's glue just straight up glue because I put that shit in my hair when I took a shower it would just be so soft and like it was like a protein conditioner but are you kidding Nox is all protein yeah Nox is all protein too also horse hoo you're kidding right no I'm not I swear to God I will no I'm not joking I'm not joking no my favorite was like freeze it and then there was this other like big can of like blue shit that I would use but the trick for me was like teasing it it had to be well teased before it could be put up and then once it was up it had to be constantly touched up and sprayed somebody told me they used to put egg whites in their hair yeah it's like I couldn't does it smell after a while it takes so long to dry though stuff like that Nox gelatin and egg whites it's like insane it's like a I love hairspray because it's like just get to the point yeah exactly get to it so when it came to hairspray did you use Aquanet the cha-cha spray no I didn't use Aquanet Aquanet's not that great really it doesn't have a really good hold I think it doesn't like my hair it holds up that's for a beehive not for a mohawk oh somebody's going to talk about something interesting is that who's going to call right now I think this is interesting you're on verbal vomit hello hello hi hello is anyone on on on on on on more like two millions my friend but yes I want to tell you a story okay okay start from the top he sounds very Asian shh shh he's Mexican shh go on don't confuse the two I'm sorry we all came from the same place Pangea Pangea yeah tell my story please alright let's hear the story that you have okay listen senorita senora okay one time I'm milking a cow milking cow one time I'm milking cow and I say Juan is good is that it Juan is good that story is the lowest you need a climax in there I want that's not the climax you need a daily mom I really really love your name and your music your music makes me feel good you dance make my toe wiggle my toe really big if you wiggle in my toe it's really good thank you that's such a compliment thank you so much yes last time last time I saw you guys play I saw you play one time last time last time I saw you play I noticed you guys all wear mustache I have mustache just like you you so good I like it you what you good you like it mustache good it was all they were all fake except for baggies yeah can I speak to Juan please Juan is here yes Juan will you go out with me I just figured out who this is it's really funny keep will you go out with me Juan it's Paul Paul Rodriguez my name is Rodrigo my name is Rodrigo Juan he wants to talk to you he's your fan he loves you he wants to date you dude listen Paul we talked about this I like your son he's a great skateboarder and I like you I wanted to you're a little old for my taste Juan my name is Rodrigo Pacheco Rodrigo Pacheco I am from Pacoima Pacoima Parale corn on the cob you guys like the movie La Bamba it's ok you like La Bamba that's how I'm gonna die I cry every time me too do you remember the part when they went to Mexico and Richie got a tattoo and he didn't remember laughter laughter was that good that was good you remember that time yes I remember that time he's like the Mexican Chris Farley you remember that one time ok I'm going to go now but before I go I just want you to know that I love your band it's so good thank you thank you ok you guys are doing a good job on the blow your load I would just like to see more of people blowing their load that's a very good criticism I agree with that not one load has been blown tonight Rodrigo can you tell Dave to blow his load on top of Juan's face I think they're already his pants are on the ground it's already happening it's already happening anyways I love you guys you guys are so good Rodrigo before you go I also love your sabayas and your kakarosh Rodrigo and all I got to say is have a good night merry Christmas happy 4th of July gracias puto wow that was Paul Rodriguez I think it's all same as Gonzales I'm pretty sure it's Paul Rodriguez I'm pretty sure it is Gonzales but it doesn't matter because it was Rodrigo something or other that's a pretty bad Spanish accent for being a Mexican I know being how he's darker than Juan you think he would do a little bit more better like this add a little bit more but he sounded like he was Asian I was like what the fuck maybe it was somebody else maybe it wasn't him maybe actually I think Becky has a point maybe it was somebody that we just don't know it probably is someone we know but we might have guessed wrong I was thinking it was one of my co-workers but I don't think it is should we start plugging stuff go ahead you fucked up his nombre we gotta plug stuff okay Paul Gonzales is in Death Hymn number 9 they're super good they're in our first episode of Verbal Vomit blow your load yeah so we have a 7 inch out wildrecordsusa.com it's good you can also buy it at donjuanilosblancos.com we have our merch up on donjuanilosblancos.com we also have t-shirts and cool stuff now what size of t-shirts do you guys have do you guys have like a typical small medium large 2X no you discriminate against fat people go on a diet if you wanna wear a t-shirt it's not my problem do you know how expensive those things are you really want me to get this wide array of fucking t-shirts in the event that one fucking person that doesn't fit into an extra large comes over to my fucking merch store can we have two on hand it's just two dollars extra give me 20 bucks I'll make anything happen anything I also wanna plug my words with friends screening it's J-V-I-double-L-Y you're doing what screening words with friends I will kill you yeah I'll take you on too DJ BBL L-A-N-X-X that's too long it's DJ Bblanks with two X's too complicated no it's not shut up whatever uber goober nobody likes you anyways uber goober you get worms for lunch also I kinda wanted to say as well as far as plugging oh sorry I thought of a plug yeah yeah yeah not limited to a two paragraph rant about Lady Gaga. Wait a minute. It's not a rant. It's not a rant but it's a tangent for sure. Are you pro or conning I love Lady Gaga but I did not intend to have that much my interview be about Lady Gaga. But yeah, she's awesome. So this is a two paragraph rant about Lady Gaga. Not a rant. No, but I was just saying like what's cool about her. I was like people only hear her because everybody talks about her. You can go pick up LA Record if you want to actually read but I'm not going to give an LA Record any more of my time. You're just going to say you like her music and that's enough. No, I mean, no, but it's more than that. I like her clothes. I like what she does. I like her overall work ethic and everything. A lot of people, I don't know. Do you think she ripped off Madonna in some way? When I listen to her. Who cares? Yeah, and I mean if you want to be a star you're ripping off everybody. Well, the thing is she ripped off fucking Judy Garland. You know, it's like anybody ripped off anybody. It sounded like Madonna. I don't give a shit. I just don't think the song is good in general personally. I like a lot of her stuff myself, but I just think like that the whole thing about like, oh, she's ripping off Madonna is like, okay, after that, is the song good or not? You know, it's like people, yeah, exactly. I'm going to take a pee break while you guys talk about this. Go right ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it going to take a piss break while you're talking about it? May West hated Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe was like, you know. I would say it was more like an homage. It changed things and then Madonna ripped off Marilyn Monroe and then it's like, but it's not really ripping off. It's like, it's just the same thing. You want to be beautiful and glamorous. I think at the same time, I kind of see that as like paying respect and kind of reviving too, like as well. But I'm all about, but honestly, I'm all about making a show visual and having good clothes. No, exactly. And that's like so crucial and that I have a lot of respect for to make a good live show because people are paying money to see you. I don't think she has a good live show. I love, like, honestly, it's enough for me. Like, I was watching when she had like McQueen stuff for her to like saunter out on stage in this like divine ridiculousness. Well, right. Well, that's okay. I'm all about that. That visual, yeah. But when I saw her on HBO because I was really curious myself, I've never been able to see her, but it's like, I was just really bored kind of and like I'm tired of her, like, here's my thing, I guess. It's like, I'm tired of her doing the claw all the time and having, calling our fans like monsters in a way I kind of understand it because it's kind of like a cult. Yeah. Carbon Negro did the same thing, you know, similar. Like, you have to, in a way that's a smart idea. Yeah. But I feel like sometimes it's like kind of, you know, that's me as a, You guys can call your followers Blancos. No, Juan said, well, yeah, I mean, but Juan was like, he was like, she calls her fans little monsters. That's so condescending. It's like, little me, me. But no, we don't, I mean, yeah, I don't know. Our fans are just people. We don't really have fans. No, I'm pretty sure you do. I'm pretty sure you have the same. We have a few. You guys have fans. I got one really sweet message on Facebook so I'm still assembling her care package. Her name's Steph. Hi, Steph. And it's still coming. I, you know, to be honest with you, I have not seen you guys on the show. I will, I do want to see you guys as a play. Oh, how dare you. Yeah. And, you know, having kids really takes a lot of time. Oh, dude, I have a dog. I know what you're talking about. I have a dog. I have a kid and a cat so it's like taking care of two things at once. It's juggling and it's hard. But I do want to catch you guys as a show. Is it, when you, since you're all about live shows, like, you know, lively shows, is that what you put in 110%? No, um, no, I'm all about doing what I would hope to see when I go to a show. So, yeah, I, when the music starts, I move and I don't stop moving until the music stops and then I get off stage and I go, sometimes, sometimes I vomit, sometimes I don't. Who knows what'll happen? You never know. Going back to what you were saying earlier about how you're trying to get people, you know, into it, I'm one of those, I'm one of those people just like, I'll go to this, I'll see the show, I'll bop my head, I'll shake my ass a little bit. If somebody comes up to me, like, if you were to come up to me like, hey, let's dance, yeah, I would totally be down to it because, you know, it's fun. If you're having a fun show and it's fun music, yeah, totally, but the people are just there like, you know, invading your personal space. I mean, part of it is learning how to read people too, you know? Like, now I probably wouldn't go up to a person who is sitting down at a bar because of getting reactions like that and stuff, you know? Like, you can tell when people are perceptive to it. But I still think that, if somebody grinds their ass on you, you're offended, it's like, you should take, like, just take three steps back so that there's, like, a barrier of two people in front of you, you know? Like, it's kind of misleading to me because I think you're excited and you're not. My thing is, if you're going to be up front, you want to be part of the show. Yeah, exactly. You must love it. Well, and I think it comes from, like, the punk thing too. Like, people, I don't know, nobody ever wants to be in a mosh pit if there's nobody in the mosh pit, but somebody's got to go out there and start freaking out. I used to do this when I was in a punk band. I would have a, we used to do a song, I call it the money pit. I would light up a dollar bill and put it up, you know, set a flame and throw it out, and that would get kids moshing. I was like, really? It takes me burning my dollar just to get you guys going? But that's a pretty cheap price to pay. You know, that's a felony too. I don't care. Fuck that. It's illegal, sir. I would citizens arrest you if you're not a citizen. Let me next time let your civilian life. I would a home depot resident arrest you. A home depot resident? I'm planning on becoming a citizen and then, talk to me in two months, man. Okay. Are you really? No. I don't want to vote. He's like, yeah, exactly. I don't have to vote. I don't have to debate. I don't do shit. I could just like kick it and drink beer. I don't have to start jury duty. I don't have to start jury duty. That's the best part. I got like, you know, I got like the summon things. I'm just like not a citizen. I just check that and I get so much satisfaction that I'm like, not a citizen. Fuck off. Go back to Mexico, you fucking un-American piece of shit. Escucha me? You're going to die tonight. You're going to die tonight. How dare you? Well, you may be, well, you're a legal alien. Illegal alien, who gives a shit? Well, he's not an alien. He's a fucking human being. He knows what I mean. No, he doesn't. He doesn't speak English as his first language. Were you? Yeah, I don't want. He's like, he doesn't know who to look to. He doesn't know who to look to. He doesn't know You don't have to. So the satisfaction you get with that, it's awesome. I have to do that jury duty bullshit. I hate it. That sucks. I actually don't mind it. I think it'd be fascinating to actually get a really good case because I'm into criminology. So it's interesting to me and actually to get actually, actually, actually, to get involved in the system and to see how the process works. I mean, I think that's fascinating. I feel like you should know. I think it's fascinating if you're unemployed and not doing shit with your life, then yeah, it's fascinating. But if you're like working, you're not doing shit and you need to pay them bills, is there any jury duty to that? Well, yeah, I agree with that as well, but I think it's, I don't know. Why? Yeah. Get a job. Well, I'm looking for a better job, but it's hard. At least I have a job right now, so. In this economy? We played Arizona not long ago and I made a political statement. I brought my green card. Oh, you brought your papers? And I was like, hey guys, check it out. I'm cool. I'm cool. And nobody really laughed, right? Nobody thought it was funny. Yeah, I think it might be a little tired over there. Yeah, it's probably a tired subject over there, though. But it was all white people. Yeah, because they're fucking racist and they're like, why are you in my car right now? Maybe they were offended that they brought a documented person over. I don't want to see your green card go back to one that got a yo-me chocan. They're not racist in Tempe. I love Tempe. Tempe's awesome. Yeah. See? So what did you learn today? Orange County sucks. Tempe rules. Tempe is regularly probably 20 degrees hotter than Orange County at all times. You should still But you still managed to be nicer. The cigarettes are expensive, but the vintage antiques are very cheap. Maybe if you didn't smoke, it wouldn't be a problem. I brought my own cigarettes in there. It was everybody else who had to buy cigarettes. I bought my carton of cigarettes. Not my problem. There you go. Right? Just throw your hands up. But I'm just saying, it was like insane. It's like almost as bad as New York. That's why you shouldn't Which my pack of cigarettes cost around like four bucks. Okay. I remember we went on a mission before. We went to New York to find six cigarettes. When I went to New York, they were ten bucks for a pack of cigarettes. And like these are like three something. And it's insane. I think we went to four stores before I actually found it. What do you smoke? CBS. I smoke L&M. Do you smoke Leverne & Shirley's? I smoke L&M. Hundreds. Yeah, Leverne & Shirley, like I said. Anything else you guys have to plug because we're going to wrap up tonight? Yeah, let's wrap this shit up. Well, I just want to say if you guys have been listening and you know me, Set Up Slut is wanting to put out the new album, the new issue, but we're having some issues funding it. So if anybody wants to contribute, you could send an email to shutupslutzine at gmail.com and I will give you further information on how to do that. That'd be very awesome because it's sitting around. Just have to put it out there. That's shutupslutz at gmail. Shutupslutzine Shutupslutzine at gmail. It's a good zine too. Thank you. Yeah, and you can always go to Don Juan E. Los Blancos.com to get merchandise, find out about shows, buy our book, and... Wildrecordsusa.com Yeah, wildrecordsusa.com and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be playing with Luis and the Wildfires, Omar and the String Poppers. Why is it usa.com? Because this is the greatest country in the world. Wildrecords, things already taken. All right. All right, well, thank you to Don Juan and Los Blancos. Thank you guys for coming out. Thank you. Thank you very much. And we're going to come back and say our goodbyes after this block. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How could I ever get over you? How could I ever get over you? Over you How could I ever get over you? 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