Harry Jerkface talks bands, birthday, and Tim Armstrong covers

Hello, hello, hello, everyone. It's a lovely Wednesday night here with Des Cadet and Harry Jerkface of the Thousand Bands. Oh, yeah. Say hi, Harry. Hi, Harry. He said hi, Harry. Yeah, I said that. Yeah. What's up, internet world? And we're here in studio, so please give us a call if you're listening live and you'd like to call in and talk to us because we're pretty fucking interesting if you ask me. It's 800-893-9562, and that is a toll-free number, ladies and gentlemen. I think you need to say that number again slower. That was pretty fast, dude. It is 1-800-893-9562. 1-800-893-9562. And you can also find that number at our website, which is skidrowstudios.com. And yeah, we're here. Yeah, that was good. That was a lot better. It's kind of like that one episode of Married with Children where it's like the phone sex and you got to do it all slow. Oh, God, what was the... I remember the character's name. I think it was like Butter or something, right? And then they all go to the jug something club. Fuck, I haven't watched Married with Children. It's so long. Jub-jub club. The jub-jub club? No, it was like... Jiggly room. Jiggly room. There we go. And they go to the jiggly room and they finally see this person they've all been having phone sex with. And she's like a 400-pound woman. Yeah, because it's Peg's mom. Oh, yeah. It was Peg's mom. Spoiler alert. We ruined it for everyone. I don't care. That's what I do best. That's why... That's why he's a jerk face. Yeah. It's no coincidence, people. He was named that for a reason. Totally makes sense. Oh, yeah. We have two listeners somewhere. Awesome. So they should call in at 1-800-893-9562. It's a toll-free call. Do it. And so tell me, Harry, what's coming up with you with your many, many, many bands? Well, I'm playing a show down at the Redwood. Oh, really? When is that? Thursday. That's tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow. That's going to be fun. Yeah, it's going to be in my punk band. Hands Like Bricks with Pussy Cow and some other band I don't know. And Gentlemen Prefer Blood. Ooh. It's going to be pretty fun. I'm excited. I'll be there. I might lose my pants again. We'll see. Come see Harry lose his pants. He's been doing that lately. Yeah. We played up in Victorville the other night and Mike decided it was a really good idea to ask the owner for a ladies spaghetti strap tank top. So he wore that while we played and I was like, Mike can't one up me. So I took off my pants. I'll lend you my gold glittery thing that you used for that Turkish techno video if you like. That thing was pretty shiny. I almost threw it away and then I thought, God, there's some reason I have to keep this. I'm never going to, I've never worn it today. I think you're the only person who's worn that since it's come into my possession. Awesome. You should just give it to me. I'm just going to give it to you. Yeah. It'll be my stage out attire, my stage outfit. There you go. There you go. Yeah. I like that. So I got that coming up on Thursday. Then Hands Like Bricks is playing a show at Pitzer College on Saturday. It'll be pretty cool. Fun, fun, fun. Claremont. Claremont. Yeah. Sounds far. It's like Pomona. Yeah. That's kind of far. It's not that far. It's like half an hour. It's pretty far. Can I take the bus there? You probably could take a bus there. But not one bus, multiple buses I'm sure. Maybe like the Silver Line? Really? Yeah. They have a Silver Line? Uh-huh. Man, I haven't taken the bus in a while. What's wrong with you? I don't know. I had a stoned at the moment, but whatever. That's pretty cool. So yeah, we got that coming up on Saturday. In a few weeks, got some Pizza Wolf shows coming up. We're playing with Mean Jeans at Los Globos. Ooh. Yeah. I like Mean Jeans. I'm going to sneak them in a bottle of Jager. All right. Well, we're doing Jager specials. Oh, there's Jager specials. So no one will know. I'm still bringing a bottle. Who cares? Yeah. And then we're teaming up with Garage Pizza hopefully for a pizza party. I heard about that. That does sound fun. It's going to get weird. Totally. I absolutely believe that. Yeah. So why don't we play some music? All right. What do you want to play? Well, brought a whole bunch of stuff from local bands. This is a new song from Bad Cop, Bad Cop that just got put out. And their 7-inch just came out this past Friday. And you can go check it out at badcopbadcop.bandcamp.com. And the song's called Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's about how I'm gonna live my life Rock on, make it, watch me get naked We're gonna take on the world, alright We've only got one speed And it's dance We've only got one rule And it's sleep when you're dead And you're sleeping when you're dead Tell me what's my regret To leave No guarantees we need Tell me the reason to Believe in good times I'll be making the most of every day Till I go black Till I go black Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Till I go black Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! Kids inspired by kids! with Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card. And before that was Pizza Wolf Party With Me. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I want to do is party, you know? Me too. Like I'm tired of working jobs and doing normal adult things. I just want to have a party. You know what? I'm actually on the opposite side of the spectrum right now because I did the whole fun employment thing for a good while. I've been doing it for like eight years. It's gotten boring. You're doing it wrong, Desiree. I'm doing it wrong. I know, right? I should be taking way more advantage of something. Yeah. Speaking of parties, I heard you have a birthday coming up. I do. I'm turning 25. You mean 23 again? Yeah. No. For the third time? No. No. That's not a thing? Nah. Okay. That's something you do when you're like 50 or 60 or whatever. All right. All right. I'm not quite there yet. So 25. I don't think I need to start lying about my age. I don't. 25 is halfway there. God, I hope I don't need it. I don't want to start lying about my age. Yeah. 25, man. I have a party. And Izzy Cox from Austin, Texas is going to be there. She's fucking amazing. Queen of the murder ballads. You have to hear her. Yeah. She's pretty creepsy. I like her. I love her. Tell me more. Wait for me. We have Fart Barf. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited for Fart Barf. If you've never seen Fart Barf, you just have to come out. If the name even like puts you off, it hasn't, it's just, that doesn't even be in touch with what they can do. It's like. Fart Barf is rad. It's fucking mute. It's magical. Oh, I love Fart Barf. So come out for Fart Barf. Lightning Woodcock and the bad motherfuckers are playing again. Cause fuck. That guy has the gnarliest neck beard I've ever seen in my life. I think they're called side chops or something or lamb chops. I think it's just a neck beard. They're lamb chops or I don't know what they call them. Lamb chops. I don't know. I don't have facial hair. I don't study these things. That's like. Whatever. It's like clown hair on your neck. No wonder you like it so much. So we are not talking about neck hair. Oh, my birthday. Yeah. So Izzy Cox, Lightning Woodcock. We have Bastidas playing. I can't wait for that. And we have me playing a couple of acoustic songs. Yeah. What songs are you going to do? I'm going to do a couple of Turbo Negro covers. Oh yeah? Yeah. Do you know which ones? I do. One's a. One's Mr. Sister off the new album. Okay. Which is pretty awesome when done acoustically by moi. And the other one is a surprise from Apocalypse Dudes. And you have to just come out and check it out to know which one it is because. It's a pretty good record. I'm into that record. They can't really lose with Apocalypse Dudes. No. It's crucial. It's pretty crucial. And I'm going to do a couple Echo and the Buddymen songs. Maybe actually just really one. That's like some dad rock. It's no. No. It's acoustic. It's cute. And I'm going to do. A couple other things. And play a couple originals. And I'm going to go first. So you better get there at 930. Yeah. Because you probably won't see this. You know why you're going first right? Because I'm a professional musician. And I do not want to be shit face drunk. And that's what's going to happen if I don't play first. Because anything after 10 p.m. is just going to be. I figure three songs in your set you're going to be wasted. People are just going to be putting shots up on the stage. I'm okay with that you know. And right now. I'm kind of not. Doing the Jager bombs so much anymore. I'm more into. Just the bombs. Just whiskey. All right. Just Jameson. Put some Jameson shots up there. That's all I need. That's classy. I need 25 Jameson shots. God damn it. Let's make this happen. All right. Goodbye Des. Goodbye. I'm never going to see you again. I'm going to watch Fart Bar for them out. Lights out. I don't know. Game over. It's going to be fun. I think I'm going to hold my own this year. I'm not going to try to overdo it. Because I actually want to watch the show this year. Last year I had the same bands. And I just didn't do it. I kind of. There was a. Well I did it. I saw them all. But I don't really remember most of it. I remember people getting naked on stage. Who got naked? I don't remember that. It was Sean Wheeler from Sean and Xander. Oh. Took off his clothes. Mighty interesting. Good times. Good times. Someone's going to get naked this year. And it's not going to be me. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. But we'll see. Yeah. My birthday. I'm going to do a. I'm going to do a rancid song too. Oh yeah. I'm going to do Olympia. That's a pretty good one. Speaking of rancid. Pretty good. Have you heard this new thing that Tim Armstrong's doing? It's called Tim Time Bomb and Friends. Oh my God. You're kidding right? No. I'm super serious. Is it like a spooky thing? Or is he like really serious about it? No. He's into it. No. Like. Like basically he's covering whatever songs he wants to do. How can you tell if he's making up the lyrics or if he's just actually singing the lyrics? You got to hear it for yourself. I want to hear it. It's ridiculous. I'm making assumptions right now. Let's play that. Well wait. So we have this theory that Tim Armstrong has. Adult onset fetal alcohol syndrome. And the reason he sounds the way he does is because he is an alcohol baby in a man body. Baby men. It's more common than you think. It keeps degenerating all the time. And. They're out there. They're pretty everywhere. In 2013. They're everywhere. Doing Tim Time Bomb and Friends. He is the worst that he has ever been. So. Coming up next. We got. Tim Time Bomb and Friends. Doing Rich Girl from Holland Oats. Wow. Yeah. I'm fucking excited right now. That's exactly what it is. All right. This is Tim Time Bomb and Friends doing Rich Girl. You're a rich girl. And it's gone too far. Cause you know it don't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money. You can rely on the old man's money. It's a bitch girl. But it's gone too far. Cause you know it don't matter anyway. Say money boy. Won't. Get you too far. Get you too far. No. Don't you know. Don't you know. That it's wrong. To take what is given to you. So far gone. On your own. You can get along. If you try to be strong. But you will never be strong. Cause you're a rich girl. And you're going too far. Cause you know it don't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money. You can rely on the old man's money. It's a bitch girl. And it's gone too far. Cause you know it don't matter anyway. Say money. But it won't get you too far. Get you too far. High and dry. Out in the rain. It's so easy. To hurt others when you can. But you can't hurt me. You can't hurt me. You can't hurt me. Don't you know. That love can grow. Cause there's too much to give. Cause you'd rather live for the dinner than all. You're a rich girl. And you're going too far. Cause you know it don't matter anyway. You can rely on the old man's money. You can rely on the old man's money. It's a bitch girl. And it's gone too far. Cause you know it don't matter anyway. Say money. But it won't get you too far. Get you too far. Say money. But it won't get you too far. Get you too far. Say money. But it won't get you too far. Get you too far. Oh, yeah, you're a rich girl. Oh, no, oh, no. Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. No, no, no, no, no. That's the best thing in the whole world. I'm like, it's, oh my God. I don't, I can't even deal with it. I'm kind of like 70% appalled and like 30% really fucking digging it. But I'm mostly like kind of, wow, but no, awesome. It's pretty, I don't know, man. I have conflicting feelings about this. So not only does he do covers like Hall of Notes and he covers his old Rancid songs, but he did You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch for Christmas. Oh my God. And it kind of just ended up sounding like, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You do it awesome. Oh, I've been, I've been working on that for a minute. I'm trying to decide if I want to take a new side project on the road where I just, do an impression of Tim Armstrong covering some other songs. I think I would actually book that. I would totally book that. Would you? I would. I don't know. I don't know if that's like a thing that people want to hear. I want to hear that. I would book it solely for my amusement. Let's make it happen, man. I mean, I've been working. I've actually recorded a cover of a folk song in the style of Tim Armstrong. If you're interested in hearing that. I don't know if my... I don't know if I can handle it, but let's do it anyways, because fuck it. Okay. So this is me doing acoustic version of Big Rock Candy Mountain as Tim Armstrong. So this is Harry Jerkface as Tim Time Bomb. Is this life imitating art or art imitating... Doing Big Rock Candy Mountain. There we go. One evening as the sun went down and a jungle of flowers was burning. Down the track came a hobo hiking. He said, boys, I'm not turning. I'm heading for land that's far away beside the crystal fountain. So come with me. We'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountain. Wow. Wow. Just... No. Just no. I love you, Harry. I love you too much to lie to you, Harry. Just no. Whatever, dude. It's bringing listeners. That's all I know. People know what they want to hear, Desiree. They want to hear Tim Armstrong with Down Syndrome. They don't want to hear someone imitating Tim Armstrong. One of the best things... Well, I guess it might be the worst thing that he's put out recently is a cover of California Sun. The same song the Ramones covered in the style of the Ramones. But it's Tim Armstrong. Are you ready for that? No, but let's do it. I think you are. One, two, three, four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I belong Where the days are short And the nights are long And I walk And I walk And I twist And I twist And I ship me A little shipment And I fly A little fly Well, I'm out there Having fun In the warm California sun Yeah, I'm going out west Out on the coast Where the California girls Are really the most And I walk And I walk And I twist A little twist And I ship me A little shipment And I fly A little fly Yeah, I'm out there Having fun In the warm California sun Let's go Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!! Whiskey and old Frisco. A pretty little chick wherever you go. And I walk a little while. And I twist a little twist. And I shimmy a little shimmy. And I fly a little fly. Yeah, we're out there having fun in the warm California sun. Yeah, we're out there having fun in the warm California sun. Wow. I'm sorry, Des. That is too good. I was so excited for this. And I'm just like, wow. I don't know. I'm just breaking your heart. I need to process it. It's not as bad as that Descendants cover album that just came out. Have you heard that? No, I haven't. It's super bad. Like somebody at Filter Magazine or something, they put together a tribute to the Descendants because Milo turned 50. He's like an old granddad. He's like an old grandpa now. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And it's bad. We all get old eventually. No, but it's bad. I'm turning 25, you know. I mean, honestly, we're not that far off. Dude does his make of Milo. Oh, my gosh. I'm so fucking turning old. This is terrible. I think I'm having a quarter-life crisis right now. Speaking of Descendants, I heard you're learning some Descendants songs. Ew, you have no idea, man. I think I have a little idea. You have a little idea, but without going into too much detail because I want to make it extra awesome when it comes out. I am putting together a Descendants all-girl cover band, mostly girls. I think there's maybe one guy who may step up to the plate to play bass. Who knows? That's pretty cool. We'll find out. That'd be really awesome if that happens. Are you still calling it Descendants? No, I'm calling it Des and Descendants. Des and? No, I'll just call it Descendants. No, because it sounds like Descendants. Yeah, but it's Descendants. No, I like Des and Descendants. All right. I mean, it's your band. Yeah. I'm telling you, you're going to get the four more listeners by calling it Des. You know how fucking hard those songs are and how complicated and how multifaceted and awesome and amazing, but like, holy shit. I set myself a playlist and it's just, I'm looking at it now and I'm like jumping in the hardest song possible. You know, thank you. So it's going to end up being a simple Descendants cover band. Oh, no, no, no. I'm going all the way with it. I have a 30 song. Are you? Are you going to do that jazz song about like being in your room and farting? Maybe. That song's so hard. Maybe when we get the 30 song set list put away, then we might do that. But until then. All right. I got a kick ass set list with fucking, oh, he just had, it's going to be amazing. It's going to be so awesome. So are you just playing guitar in it? I'm just playing guitar. All right. I got a singer. And I have a drummer. I'm kind of just waiting on that bassist. Are you going to call her Milba? Is she going to wear glasses? She's going to. But I'm going to make them all dress kind of skanky because that's just my vision. Not nerdy? Well, nerdy, nerdy, skanky kind of neat. Okay. So it's going to be like one of those rave flyers. No, a little bit cooler because we're going to be playing Descendants. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's pretty neat. But I'm going to make them, nah, I'm going to make them, I don't know. I'm not going to make them do anything. They're their own people. I was just, you know, my vision is some kind of glasses for at least our singer. All right. Everyone else can do whatever the fuck they want. I can get behind that. Well, enough about my band politics. Let's listen to your band. All right. Hands Like Chicks. I mean. What? Hands Like Chicks. Wait, no. No? Hands Like Dicks? No. No, no, that's not it either. Hands Like Bricks. Yeah. That one. That's the one. That's the one. Hands Like Bricks. This is a band I'm in with a couple dudes. Kyle used to be in the scuffs and the ignorant. Mike used to be in Mutiny. Actually, my old bands used to play with their bands a lot when I first moved up here. And we just kind of ended up making this band together. Hands Like Bricks was around for about a year before I joined it. And I'm writing songs for it now. We're playing at Claremont College on Saturday. Well, Pitzer College in Claremont. Excuse me. Another far place that you don't want to take the bus to. With French Exit and some other bands. I can't think of who they are right now. There's a band called Jorf's Egg. I don't know what that is. That sounds awesome. Yeah. I kind of want to see that now. Like, is it Never Ending Story? Where would you get the name Jorf? It's like some Lord of the Rings fucking nerd shit. From Narnia shit. Like, man, I like that movie though. That's a good one. Narnia. I fucking love that fucking talking line. Lame. I cry every time you fucking. Let's not talk about it. Let's go to Hands Like Bricks. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. This is Hands Like Bricks with See You When I See You. All right. This is Hands Like Bricks with See You When I See You. From the things we used to learn I could never be enough Don't bother crawling back Cause I'm keeping all your stuff I'll see you when I see you I'll see you when I see you I'll see you when I see you I'll see you when I see you And I don't care to play songs I love no more And I don't care to call you all the time no more But I don't have to pick you up From work no more And I don't have to listen to you cry no more And I don't have to buy you anything no more And I don't have to wait for you at home no more When there's no stars left in the sky When there's no hope left in your eyes I won't be the one you hold on When I'm down in the sky When I'm in the sea When I'm dying on my knees I won't be the one Who stays strong But I will be the one When all the rest are gone I will be the one Who builds our world We get older every day And some things will fade away If I won't be the one If I won't be the one If I won't be the one If I won't be the one If I won't be the one If I won't be the one I won't be the one you hold on Hope you find the things you need And you never talk to me Cause I won't be the one who moves on But I will be the one When all the rest are gone I will be the one who burns all one I've got something to tell you Something that you'd say if you were me But something so specific to you I don't know you wrong when you want it from me Now that you've lost all of our views You're the one who'll stop Come to what you're The one who'll From now that you've Become a monster I don't even wanna be around I'll never be your man Or bring your memory under rain Or put up with your pain Or the nice things Cause I won't Be so alone Come to what you're The one who burns all one And I'll never be the one who moves on I'll never be the one who burns all one I'll never be the one who burns all one I'll never be the one who burns all one I'll never be the one who burns all one Ever It's probably my favorite thing in the world I've been doing it for like six months Tim and Donna's been doing it With Kyle Korn for like eight months Kendra's been doing it for her whole life It's gonna have to be like my guilty pleasure You're gonna be like alone in the car With the windows up Here's what's gonna happen I'm gonna start tomorrow and I'm gonna practice by myself And I'm gonna do a bunch of Tim Armstrong voices And then progressively throughout the year I'm gonna perfect it Yeah And then I'm gonna do a bunch of Tim Armstrong voices And then one day it's just gonna be like boom And I'm never gonna stop talking like Tim Armstrong That's gonna happen and I'm gonna blame you Alright I'm way into that Yes You'll have to make me some fucking cookies or something Oh yeah Well speaking of cookies I have a pop punk band called Harry and the Hendersons And my buddy Adam has a two year old kid Well she was two at the time But she's three now Olive Who's super adorable Her name's Olive And she came up with all these little kids songs And I stole them and turned them into pop punk songs So Harry and the Hendersons Doing Cookie Bakers Which is a song written by a three year old child About baking cookies And here we go Here we go Cookie Bakers We are budget kids Cookie Bakers Cookie Bakers We are budget kids Cookie Bakers We are budget kids We are budget kids We are We are One, two, three, four. I think Olive is very talented. Olive is super talented. She can give a lot of the pop punk bands out there right now a couple lessons. Oh, I love that kid. She just came up with a new song about how she loves her cousins that I'm working on right now. It's going to be like our version of the decline. It's like a full five minute song where she's like singing. I miss my cousins. That's so cool. You should have her do it in a Tim Armstrong voice. I can't even do that. Like imitating a three year old little girl imitating Tim Armstrong. How am I supposed to do that? I don't know if you can. I don't think I can. I don't know. You're very gifted though when it comes to writing songs. I tell you. I'm always disappointed when I see your posts on Facebook. Like, I don't know. I'm like, and go give me something to write a song about. First three people. And then there's like 17 comments and I'm just shaking my fist at the computer screen. Like, why? You know, you can just text me to write you a song about something if you're bored, right? Yeah. Well, now I know that. Thank you. All these years I've been hoping to just be that one or third person. I lived with you. I know. We wrote songs together. But it's, I don't know. It's pretty simple. We did write songs. But yeah, if people are interested, they can hit me up through Harry and the Hendersons or Hands Like Bricks or Pizza Wolf. And, you know, they'll probably make a song for you. You're in another band though, aren't you, Harry? Oh, I am in another band. I don't think we have time to talk about that band. Oh, okay. Boo. Well, I'll talk about it. It's called Black Fag. And Harry is one of the dancers. Yeah. But they're kind of amazing. They're going to be going somewhere soon. Do you want to tell us quickly where you're going? Yeah, we're going to Hawaii. Oh, who are you playing with? We're opening up for NoFX in Hawaii. And that's going to be February 23rd. That's fucking awesome. Yeah. And then we're doing a headline show in Honolulu on Sunday the 24th. I've heard that if, what's his name? Fat Mike from NoFX offers you any kind of brown looking alcohol, do not drink it because it's probably urine. That was a hoax though. I don't think so. Yeah. They did Mythbusters on it. Oh, really? No. I totally believe everything you tell me. You're a jerk. Stop lying to me, Harry. Breaking my fucking heart. I'm sorry, Des. I'm not sorry. Terrible. Not sorry. Not sorry. Yeah, you are. Yeah. I might be a little bit sorry. I'm not sorry. But yeah, we're doing a couple shows. We're doing that NoFX show on February 23rd. We're at a new venue in Hawaii. And we're doing a show where we're headlining on the 24th. And I'm trying to pull together a bunch of my favorite old local bands from Hawaii from when I was a kid. That sounds cool. Yeah. So it's going to be real cool. The 24th is going to be at Hawaiian Brian's. It's like a pool hall, show space. Pretty neat. Awesome. Awesome. Yeah. Then I get to be home over my dad's 60th birthday. I'm going to barbecue. Super awesome. Party time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Excellent. Yeah. I like that, Harry. I'm into all that. So things to do this week. Go to my birthday, Saturday. Go to the Redwood tomorrow for Harry's show. And I heard there might be a house party on Friday. Oh, really? I'm going to go see the Star Wars exhibit because I'm a big fucking nerd. Oh, okay. Well, that's going from like nine to one, right? It's all Star Wars. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to be there all fucking day. Because it's, I'm just like, I'm, oh my God. I'm so excited. That's the only thing I want to do on a Friday night. Star Trek's way better. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here right now. Oh my God. Harry. They use science and math. What? Fuck those things. Star Wars uses magic. No. No. How is that not correct? You're full of shit, Harry. You know what? Oh, midichlorians in my bloodstream. I need to reevaluate our friendship. Not cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of cool. No. Star Wars is nerdy. Fuck your Star Trek. Fuck your Star Trek. Hey, if there was no Star Trek, you would not have an iPhone. So shut it. I don't believe that bullshit. They made sliding doors like at the grocery store. Oh, wow. And that came from Star Trek? Yeah. Well, whatever. You know what? Let's just count down. We're about to blast off. Thank you. Join us again next weekend. We'll have tales from the Edison. And we'll talk to you later. Four, three, two, one. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.