Immigration debate, Hobby Lobby, cunt of the week

I Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the I'm Burger podcast. We got a great show tonight. Keep in mind the call-in number is 800-893-9000. 800-893-9562. Let's introduce our usual suspects. We have Megan Rice. Hey. Preston Blaine. Oi. April O'Connor. Hello. Brian Talmo. And special guest tonight, we have Bombo Belford. Ah, fuck that guy. I love Bombo. Say hi, Bombo. Why you always... Long enough. And next, we got Chuck. Mysterious Chuck. He's been a caller. Every week. He's in the flesh. And you know, I'll tell you, we can't really... We can't say what Chuck does. We could just say Chuck does the kind of shit where we can't say what Chuck does. Yeah. You know? Like, real, real deal. Can you give me a pardon? It's gay porn. Yeah, well... Even if I could, I wouldn't. Right? No, yeah, nobody would. Yeah, we have a lot of... But we have a lot of insight we can get from Chuck. Because he does... He does have a lot of insight. And like I said, we can't say exactly what he does. We can't... I have a lot of things. One of the things I do, I am a comedian. Yes. And he's a ginger. Well, here's the funny thing. He's a ginger and a comedian. And this is my thing. And that, to me, just smells FBI agent. I don't know. That is a racist word. I just want to ask... Is he a ginger? Look at his arms. He is a human being with red hair. I do. I just curious if Burger does know... I do. I do. I do know what Chuck does. But I would never say. No, it's not. I'm not asking you. I just want to... It's that kind of a thing. I am just curious. Chuck, are you a grocery clerk? Listen. You know what? I go to the grocery store a lot when I call people. So I'm just saying. If anyone's been to Venus Fair on Lancashire, Chuck is the guy who cleans up after. Nobody ever wants that. No, no. No, I do know what Chuck does. That's why I don't admit that. It's very high level. I can't go into it. I heard it was... It's the Department of Water and Power. Again, I said... Oh, DWP. I said it was very high level. I didn't say whether it was water level or... I saw it on YouTube. Exactly. The Department of Water and Power. It's a very high level of water. DWP, huh? Wow. Hey, I got arrested by them before. Speaking of arrests, we know... Yeah, Bombo's probably been arrested several times. Nah, look at him. He's an adult person. And that's some great bourbon. Bullet bourbon. I like that. Ladies and gentlemen, this show is brought to you by Bullet Bourbon. No. Speaking of bureaucratic assholes... Well, this is the thing. Is... I had my run in with the sheriff. You, nah. But this is the thing. If anyone takes the subway... Yeah. Then you have been to a stop where there's between five to 12 sheriffs checking tickets. Yep. Now, we're all aware MTA is a privately owned company. Yep. That does get funding from the city, but is privately owned. Yes. So, we take tax money, taxpayer hours... And we use our sheriffs to be ticket checkers for MTA. Yeah. Now, we have massive crime in the streets, horrible unemployment. What are you talking about? Yeah, right? And whoever saw that... Not in your neighborhood. Yeah. Not... I live in Little Armenia. We're doing really well over there. We're getting a Target bill. 600 games of chess going on at any fucking time in every front yard. Yeah, that's Little Armenia. They got a slow driver in every corner. There's no... It's like, my God. What do they have? A Canasta game everywhere? But no. And so, here's the thing. So, they have all these sheriffs being used to be ticket checkers. Yeah. Now, we already pay taxes for the MTA. Our tax money goes to it. We pay for the train. Some people don't. Big fucking deal. Because you know why? There's people killing kids. There's people raping and hurting people. There's crime going on. And we're spending many man hours checking tickets. But they need that extra $18. A day that they get by having sheriffs there that they're being paid $85 an hour to stand on the fucking subway platform. But they just don't have the turnstiles. A ticket if you don't pay? Yeah, it's like 600 bucks. No, they have the turnstiles. They do lock. 550, actually, because I paid for it. They did it. They locked this. It makes no sense. It used to just be like the honor system. It makes no sense because, you know, like, if you go to New York to take the train, you see cops that are... That's what they do. Yeah. Exactly. They're metro cops. They're metro cops. They're metro cops. Exactly. That's all they do is they ride the train. And they're paid by the metro. Yeah, they actually ride the train to make sure no one gets stabbed. The cops here are standing on the platforms checking fucking tickets. They're riding a train on a $60 ticket. While some dead guy goes by them at Hollywood and Highland on the fucking four train. They only... Honestly. How many of you think that trains in L.A. are numbered? San Francisco, they have a private police force that patrols the buses, right? But then they also have BART police. The BART police are deputized. The other ones... They shoot people instead of tasers. Yeah. Yeah, we all have that fun story. What I'm saying is, listen, they have private security or whatever who are allowed to write tickets, but you can tell them to fuck off and walk away, and they can't do anything. They have no jurisdiction. You need sheriffs to do it, or people would just be like, if you're not a cop, fuck you, and I'm out of here. I'm just saying. It should be free. I'm for free public transportation. We can afford it. But that's never going to happen. Right, but they can't... No, you can't say that you have no jurisdiction. That's like walking into a restaurant. You can't walk into a restaurant and saying, I'm not going to pay, and then a waiter being like, you have to pay. You just ate this shit. And then a guy going, you have no jurisdiction. You're not a cop. I'm not paying. I'm leaving. Actually, they do have... No, because you're on public property, not private property. Wait, let's hear from someone who knows. But still, it's someone that works for the thing. But private security that are hired to work, like let's say the subways and stuff like that, they do have a certain amount of jurisdiction, because I used to work in Las Vegas as a security officer for a casino. Mm-hmm. And... Mm-hmm. We had jurisdiction on that. Wait a minute. Hold on. I don't care what you're about to say. Please tell me a backroom casino story. You know what you're just about to say? I want to hear about you fucking putting a guy's head in a vice. No, you know what? I do have a good story about a hitman that I knew back in the day. We're sitting there drinking, and it was his birthday. And he used to be back in the day a hitman. He was kind of retired, and he was sitting there, and he was getting all hammered, and he was like, Chuck? And I'm like, when I was in prison, I killed people. I'm like, oh my God. I don't want to hear the shicks. I don't want you to wake up. Yes. Yes. He's like, I don't want you to wake up tomorrow going, oh crap, I told Chuck too much. Now I got to go off his ass. Yeah, exactly. But they do have jurisdiction. So if, let's say somebody gets on the train, they didn't pay, yada, yada, yada. That's basically, it's the same thing as if you go in and you don't pay for your meal. That's called defrauding an innkeeper. Yes. And so the security can detain you until law enforcement gets there. That's all. They have that right. That's the type of right. Like Disney police. Yes. But no, even if they're hired to do it on the subway, and it's public property, they've been hired to do that specific job. So they do have that. It doesn't have to be private property. That's a misnomer. They can't put their hands on you, dude. They can't. They can't. They can detain you. You can tell the muni cops to F off. Because you committed a crime. And so they do have that right to detain you. They can citizens arrest you. They're not arresting you. They're just detaining you until law enforcement gets there. Yeah, it's not an arrest. It's a detainment. But what I'm saying- They can't put their hands on you. What they do here at the station is, I ride Metro every day. Boss imprisonment? But they actually cattle crawl you. They set you up. So if you get off in North Hollywood, everything is taped. So you have no choice but to get your card tapped or checked. Oh. And they'll write tickets off just like that. And they get at least about 100 every hour. Yeah. That's their main money. People that fucking walk through that don't have tap cards or just don't tap. But it goes so far. Here's my issue. I have a big issue with the LA Metro. And it's this. That you don't get a free transfer. Right. Oh, really? Which is a load of shit. Because this is the only city- You used to be able to go one way and make as many transfers as you wanted. Which is how it should be. New York, Boston, San Francisco. For the train, though? How much? It's like over $250 a ride. Yeah. No. Last time I was in New York, it was $250. That's why New York sucks ass. It was $250 a ride. But that doesn't matter. Here, it's $150. They're raising it. Okay. Sorry. It's too much money. One at a time. If I say- Most places, two bucks. I get on the train. I buy it on the red line and I'm going to Pasadena. So I have to get off at Union Station to get on the gold line. Right? I have to repay. I'm not leaving a train station. I'm just getting on another train. So I have to pay $150 to get on the red line. Another $150. Just to transfer. If I get on a fucking bus, I got to pay another $150. Yes. They don't do transfers anymore, really. You can do a $5 all day. Bullshit. It's a pass. No, but that doesn't matter. But then you have to use it that many times. Five bucks, you can ride all around town all day, man. Yeah, dude. Totally. These are first world problems, man. You know, five bucks and you got like the third best transportation in the world. If this isn't good enough- No, I'm just saying that you should get free transfers. Yeah, people don't have water. You know why it's not good enough? You know why it's not good enough? We want to talk about people that have to pay more. You know why it's not good enough? Because you know what it is? I'm just saying that- Me and my black daughter shouldn't have to be on a bus and hear how white he sucks. It's a pretty goddamn decent transportation system. No, no, let me tell you. Go someplace where it sucks. No, Bombo. You'll appreciate this place more. Bombo, it's not good enough. Okay. I'll tell you why. Because me and my daughter who's mixed had to sit on a fucking blue line while some guy ranted for 12 fucking stops how white he sucks. Then I got to explain to my daughter how I'm not whitey. You know, I'm not who he's talking about. It's not good. It's a shitty thing. It depends where you write it. You definitely were who he was talking about. Well, yeah. Well, I believe that there should be a mental health evaluator on each call. On the blue line. I've been to some places. Okay, wait, wait, wait. If that's the worst story you got about the train, then that's not a bad one. I've been to places where you can wiggle a fiddle. Oh, no, you carry that fish cutter. Yeah, I've been through. Everything here runs every 10 or 15 minutes. I take a fucking bus to Imperial in Vermont. Everyone eat a dick. Here's the thing. Okay. We were talking about the sheriff, but here's the thing. We're wasting all these hours on sheriffs. Now, here is why I'm going to say at the moment, I hate America. I will tell you why. On the eve of Lady Marie's birthday. On the eve of 4th of July, I will tell you I wish the fucking Japs won. I wish they fucking won. I'm going to tell you why. What was it? How many days ago? Where are we at? Watch this. How many days ago? Watch this. How many days ago were we just talking? There were protesters in Marietta, which is right by Temecula, which is right by Meth. It's all gross. Should Meth be on? Sorry, Chuck. They're protesting the entrance of immigrant children, mostly children, from different countries to be. They processed and then checked for scabies, TB, all different things, hopefully immunized, whatever. Microchipped. Yeah. Of course, they're going to fuck them over. That's given. But here's the thing. This is what set me off. Dumb fucking Americans, and I've never really said this because I hate when people say it, sat there and protested children in Marietta. Yeah. Held up signs. I disagree. We don't want you. No, no, you're going to, and we're going to get to you. And I just want to state this whole thing, though. We simply, this is the thing. We protested children. It was reminiscent of 1960s, no blacks in our school, reminiscent of keep those Jews out of Denmark, throwing rocks and spitting on them. They were Jewish children who were guaranteed to die in Germany, made it to these other countries and were spit on and not wanted. We cannot create another generation of people who are angry and hateful, which will be these children when they grow up here after seeing these signs about we don't want you, we don't want you. And. And when any American protests a child, you're morons go cut the heads off the fucking politicians and the corporation, corporate executives who are making money off of these people, suckering them into coming in, using them like slaves, kill them, blow up their houses, burn them to the fucking ground. I don't care. Line their streets and don't let them get home. If you want them to close the borders, you do that. You don't protest children. Chuck. Chuck. Well, no. Well, well. Real quick. The problem is it's it's a bunch of kids. And what do you what do you do with them? They're just going to sit in some fucking building until politicians decide what they're going to do with these kids, whether they're going to let them stay here or whether they're going to ship them back to the country they came from. Do they have family here? Well, here's the thing. Here's a bunch of people. There are a lot of them are from Central America. Yeah. And they're fucking 10 years old. They they they have no idea. They don't know what's happening. They were sent on their own. They were just sent on a fucking. Here's the misnomer. They were put in a van or put on a fucking train and saying, look, at some point you're going to get to Texas and then you need to find this person who's like my second uncle or some bullshit like that. And it's a fucking 10 year old kid. And they're supposed to find their way once they cross the fucking border. I want to hear it. And then and then all of a sudden some bunch of fucking asshole politicians are going to find out. They're going to try to decide what these kids are doing. Well, here's the problem. OK. Well, one, the misnomer is, is people keep saying that. You know, it's, you know, unaccompanied juveniles. The ones that are ended up at Marietta are not unaccompanied juveniles. They are family units. OK. These are kids that are being accompanied by a mother or father. They're with their mother or father. I don't I agree with you. It's bad that the children saw saw what they saw. But I really don't believe that those protesters. Well, at least the majority of the protests were out there protesting the kids. They're protesting the policy that that is allowing all this to happen. That that. You know, our government, you know, didn't go to go to a government. Go to their house. But that's the thing. They were right outside a government building. No, no. Go to these politicians houses. Block their streets. Don't let them get home. Go. Go. You can't. You can't go to Obama's house. And, you know, he can't see out on the street protesting. Yeah. But Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama lives on a spaceship. But Obama has bypassed Congress. And it's true. And he's created. He's created a thing where these people. He's created a thing where these people are coming over. Already know that nothing's going to happen to them. They're not going to. For the most part, they're not going to get deported back. These people that are ending up at Marietta. Right. They're going to be processed. Then they're going to be released. Yeah. No, no. They're going to be citizens. They're going to be made citizens. Because we don't send children back. More or less detect those citizens. Because once they get that paperwork where they go out there and show, hey, you know, I was released. I have a court date. Blah, blah, blah. They can go get driver's license. They can go get benefits. I've talked to people that have processed these illegal aliens over in Texas. And I do say illegal aliens because that is the. I know that's not politically correct, but that is actually the legal. Well, they are aliens. They are. They're aliens to the United States. That's the term. But that is the term. That's the legal term. The United States is alien to this land. Yeah, that's not. Right. But I thought it was migrant. No, no. No, no. Those are the great pickers. No. But I talked to people that actually processed them and they said, we've had people tell us that. We need to process them. We need to hurry up and process them because they have an appointment with WIC on Monday. Yeah. Oh, I understand all that. No, no. I agree with all that. Let's shut the fucking border down. You know what we do? We take every goddamn sheriff off a fucking subway turnway. We put them on a fucking border. You lock it down. No one comes in. It's that simple. They're here. Right. They're here. Leave them the fuck alone. We beg them to come here. Our government is saying, come on in. We need. We need corporate slavery. Oh, I agree. Yeah. Me and you don't want them. We know it's not good for them. On one side, you got the people that want the cheap labor and everything. On the other side, you got the people that are like, hey, future voters, here we go. You know? And the problem is- And they're puppets. And they're human beings. I think that one of the problems with the people out at Marietta is I think- Let them go. We got to- Is I think they're just so frustrated because our government doesn't listen to us. That's why it ended up being what happens. Yeah. Our government just doesn't listen to us. They don't listen to the people. And so people get frustrated. And it was kind of ugly. I do agree. 100%. You know, I don't want the kids seeing that. I don't want them being afraid or anything else like that. But it sucks. You know? Yeah. That's the thing. Chuck, corporations are people. Of course they listen to people. Well, yeah. We know you're right. I'm talking about our government doesn't listen to people. No, no. Preston knows. That's his family. They're corporations. Now, on the news of this whole thing, they're calling it a border crisis. Right? A border crisis. Most of- What is going on? Okay. Yeah. Go for it, Tomo. Most of these immigrants, they're not from Mexico at all, right? No. No, that's what I loved. There's a bunch of people out there counter-protesting, holding up Mexican flags. Yeah. There wasn't a single Mexican on those buses. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's all Central America. Yeah. It's basically- It's countries that actually is being ran by just by, what? Just drugs pretty much? Both of them countries down in Central America. There's countries that are worse off than Mexico. Mexico, yeah. And then they go through Mexico. Yeah. They go through Mexico. And just so we know, Mexico fucks up. Puts them over, rapes them, cheats them, enslaves them, does everything they claim we do to them. Yes. They're no better. Yeah. It's just that- Well, no, that's the thing. Mexico doesn't want Central American immigrants, so what they do is allow them to go through Mexico and come to the United States. If you pay. I want to know what April thinks. If you pay. April, what's your opinion? Go for it, April. Why isn't your headphones on? I really want to smoke some weed. There you go. There's a reason we don't go to her fucking Bobo. Okay. Stay out of the goddamn show unless you need to. I want to know what's going on. Hey, no. Fuck off. No, I think these people, if they're here and they're here looking for something better, we should try to accommodate them. Correct. And it's not even that. I would pay for 100%. They're kids. They're kids. They're just children. How bad are things when you're going to send your children to another country? How bad are things where you're from? How ignorant are you to do that? You know what? It's got to be like a life or death situation when you're going to send your kids unchaperoned to another country. So if these kids are going to die unless they have this amnesty, then, I mean, how is that different than like a school shooting? If you let these kids fucking die. Yeah, I mean, it's terrible. How different? If you think, hey, fuck these immigrants, you're like a school shooter to me. You know what I mean? That's how I feel about it. It's terrible. People all over Panama are paying $3.40 to ride the metro. I'm telling you, it is. I think that's just very sad. You know what I mean? You don't even try to. You know what? I don't want to see you come into LA. But it goes across the canal. That's what I'm saying. It's a fucking canal. I mean, I've never tried to swim a canal and that's a social service. I do agree to a certain extent with that. One of the problems I have with that philosophy, though, is we have so many people in America. We have children starving in America. But we don't care about them either. That's the fucking issue, man. We need to take care of them before we take care of other countries. We need to make sure our country is 100% taken care of. And then I'm more than happy to. Lock down the border then. It's creepy that they want to process them, though. They want to inject them with some nanotechnology, inoculate them with some gnarly shit. We need to get out of the White Puffs, the Olympics, and just isolate ourselves now. We have to go back to isolation. Okay, this got super bananas real quick. Tomo brought a very fucking white supremacist. Real fucking quick. No. I saw it. I saw it. He was like this the whole time. I want to see. Let's get these kids on Coca-Cola. Megan. Megan. No, I just want to say. I completely agree with Chuck. We have a lot of issues. We have a massive problem with homelessness. We have a massive problem with mental illness. There are loads of homeless kids. Where we are right now is an issue. But we aren't dealing with that either. I agree. And so, like, it's fucking bananas to me that people are so up in arms about people trying to get in this country to build a better life for themselves. Which is a lie to them. We have other issues that we should be more folk. People should be more up in arms that there are people that were born here, that their families were here for three generations. And they can't feed themselves. And they're still on. And we don't give a fuck. And we're pissed because a fucking kid from Panama or Guatemala is trying to get in here to pick strawberries because that's better than what he could get. Actually. Too many Panamanians coming over. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. I picked the wrong country. Yeah, a lot of Panamanians in Florida. I picked the wrong country. Right. I'm just saying. It's fucking stupid. And figure out your goddamn priorities, man. Like, we have a lot more shit to be pissed about. Well, that's all I'm saying is, as Americans, we're protesting children once again. Again, it's reminiscent of the 60s. It's reminiscent of the Holocaust. It's too ignorant. You know where these politicians live. If you're not a little pussy, don't protest children. Yeah. Go block their homes. Go tell them, hey, I'm looking for a better life. I'm moving into your house, Mr. Fucking Mayor, Mr. Governor, Mr. State Assembly person, Mrs. Whatever. You know, I'm moving into your house because I want a better life for me and my children. Here's the issue. And it's a good point. I'm just going to roll up and start squatting in your house. Right. But that's the thing. If we did that to them. They would get what we're saying in the sense of, hey, look, we don't have enough employment for Americans. We don't have enough. Here's the thing. Once they get in, you can't kick children out. That's a fact. But if you take all those subway fucking sheriffs, you put them on the border, you block it off, you do whatever you got to do. You end this. You don't have to deal with children being in here. I saw a lot of sheriffs the other night. They were. Oh, great story. Thank you. Great jump in. Let's move on to something. Something that makes me less angry. You know what, Preston? Can we do this? And then we're going to go to kind of the week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're so pretty when you're angry. May I tell the story? Tell it, please. I pulled up to the. Well, first off, hold on. Hold on, Berger. No. Say what we're talking about first. Oh, OK. No, no. Let me lead into it. Don't enjoy cold. What the hell? Let me lead into it. I was. I pulled up to the comedy store and I was parked at a meter right in front of the main room. But sort of by the stage entrance. And as I'm about to get out of my car. Tons of cop cars made a huge roadblock and they all started walking towards the store. Like, but like lock and load it like shotguns, beanbag guns. They're fucking handguns out. And why? Why do you guys? Do you guys all know? Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Fucking really. He pulled a gun. He pulled. Yeah, he pulled a gun on a heckler. How long ago was this? This is last night. It's Tuesday. It's Monday. It's fucking time. That's happened. Well, he did claim. He finally came out. Jamar Neighbors. He was like, I'm going to have my thugs kill you. Talking to the mic. Talking to the mic. He tried to punch Jamar Neighbors one night. Yeah. And then he got arrested for threatening the crowd with a live fucking handgun. I was like, whoa. I love him. Kansas City much? I love him. That is the best way to handle a heckler. Motherfucker, shut the hell up during my set. Cocaine is a powerful drug. He's a blood. And the hecklers were some. They were crime. They were crime. He was. Yeah. They know that the dudes that they were, it was like a tattooed face dude. Because later on, I saw these two dudes being held by the cops right by the pink dot. And like one dude was like, like tatted face, everything. Just super ghetto. I know him. Yeah. Probably. He's got a burger. He lives above you. Sounds like my buddy Anthony. Talking to the mic. He pulled a mic on a heckler. But I had a, I have a friend that was his DJ on stage. By the way, April just said he pulled a mic on a heckler. Yeah. He pulled a mic on a heckler. Which would be dangerous. Oh my God. A gun is one thing. But giving a mic to a heckler. Is a dangerous situation. Yeah. Putting a mic in a heckler's face might be better than putting a gun in his face. Yeah. It's even worse, right? It's scary for the heckler. Ugh. Whatever. Fuck off. No. No. But one. No. Because you know what? Can I hit that joint? Are you guys fucking just going to do me like that? But anyway. But no. I got my own joint. It's not. I brought my own. It's not. It's not. The whole thing was, Cat Williams denied it and said he got jumped while he was walking to his car. Obviously, you talked to people after the thing. Was it clearly, he pulled a gun on stage. Like that was obviously what happened. He pulled a gun on a heckler. On these two. So there's no story. And he failed. That's the second fucking time he's done it. Or outside. Off stage. The Jamar Niebuhr story too. Yeah. But Cat Williams' story is not the true story. Well, Cat Williams said. That he got jumped walking to his car. That's what he said. And he didn't have a gun. He said he never pulled a gun. These dudes were calling him cuz, which is like a blood crib thing. And fucking. He said they jumped him while he was going to his car. He said he didn't get. He said that they like approached him. Oh, right. He said he never pulled a gun on stage. He never had a gun on him. Of course. That's what he said. If he did it on stage, wouldn't there be like a ton of freaking witnesses right there? No, man. This is like. This is a pattern that this cat has done. He's done this before. He's done this before. He's bananas. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah. You didn't do it. Last time you were here, you tried to like punch a guy. Yeah. Who was just like asking. Say, hey, man. I really like your comedy. You tried to punch him in the face. Cuz you were tripping and hallucinating about the boogeyman or whatever crackhead. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know Cat, but I mean. You know what though? My friend was his DJ on tour. He just made me really southern. And he's suing him over money. And he's like constantly looking for him. Like constantly. Yeah. Looking for. Like he's crazy. Like he was looking for Jamar after that too. Oh, really? Oh, no. Cat's nuts. But this is the thing. This is what I'll tell you. Is Cat Williams is real. His funny comes from real nutty shit. And that's the difference between you take a Cat Williams and you take a Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart will make you laugh, tickle your funny bone, blow your cock. Cat Williams will tell you some real shit and make you laugh. And Cat Williams. Cat Williams is a fucking nut. Like Eddie Griffin. If you know Eddie Griffin. I saw Eddie Griffin attack Ahmed Ahmed. For no reason. I was talking to Eddie. We're just rapping. Da, da, da. He's telling me about all this shit. All of a sudden he goes, hold on. And goes, you know, but this is the thing. Cocaine's a health drug. Real motherfuckers are nuts. You know why Ice Cube does family movies? Because he was a real gangster. And that's what a real gangster does. They try to get the fuck away from it. Yeah. Right. And Dre spends his whole life trying to prove he's a gangster when he never was. Uh-huh. And that's the thing. Yeah. Cat Williams is a fucked up individual who I think is one of the most talented funny comics around. Oh, he's a great comic. He's fucking hilarious. I agree. But isn't he above that? Isn't he out there? Isn't he above that, man? No. He's making a lot of money. He's very successful, man. Because he's banana cakes crazy. Five feet tall and crackhead. It has nothing to do with whether he's a gang member or not. He's just fucking half his rocker. That's it. That's why I like him, though. Yeah, but the media likes it, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But they do it from a different aspect. There would be a little Napoleon complex going on right now. Oh, it's definitely Napoleon complex. Who's Napoleon? Is he related to Napoleon? Yeah, he was his little cousin. His little cousin. No, Napoleon is related to Steve Carroll. Yeah. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Napoleon. Okay, did I say it right? There we go. Napoleon. Napoleon. It's all new words. Maybe you're not pronouncing it proper in Greek and stuff. That's the whole thing. Comedy related. Greek? Yeah, Napoleon. The famous Greek. The famous Greek. The Conqueror. They're making a Richard Pryor movie right now. Oh, God. Don't even get me started. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Richard Pryor. Nick Cannon. The best thing was said. Oh, is that what that Richard Pryor died twice shit was I saw about there? No, the best thing was said is, that's great. You know who fucking did that movie? Richard fucking Pryor. Yeah. Called Jojo Dancer. One of the best movies ever, ever. Hey, it's a great movie. He played himself. He was straight real. Did a great job. The best. The best autobiographical movie ever. And now they're going to do a Richard Pryor movie? Just fucking replay it. Hey, watch Jojo Dancer, man. And that scene where he confronts the mob boss. Oh. It's very powerful. Oh. But then listen to his stand up that that scene was based on. And it goes the other way where the mob boss loved him. It's the best stand up I've ever heard in my life. Oh. He's like, oh, you fucking beautiful guy. Give me a little black kid. You're going to try to shoot me. Hey, Johnny, get in here. Take him. It's the best, bro. And then they made it all to fit the movie. They Hollywoodized it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I mean, his stand up about meeting that mob guy the first time they weren't going to pay him. It's great. That's fucking brilliant. It's brilliant. But the movie's done. You can't. Yeah. You can't do better than having Richard Pryor play Richard Pryor. Yeah. Nick Cannon. Yeah. But you know what you can do in Hollywood? You can make another movie and make a little bit more money. God, isn't that horrible? Will Gene Wilder make a cameo? Of course. Oh, don't even. Oh, you know what? Don't even. No. Don't fuck with Gene Wilder. No. That's my boy. No. No. They're going to get Chris D'Elia to play Gene Wilder. Oh, my God. Hold on. I think I just stood up in my mind. Chris D'Elia's going to get a perm and he's going to be Gene Wilder. Okay. If Chris D'Elia plays Gene Wilder ever, I'll kill them. I will fucking kill. I'll rip off. You guys, remember that time me and Preston broke up on the air? Right? And Preston Blaine on that one. Did that happen? Wow. It's about to. Was I here? It's about to. Chris D'Elia. Chris D'Elia. I'm taking a spence for that. If Chris D'Elia ever plays anyone but some fucking rich kid Hollywood producer's son. Passion of the Christ 2. Some hot guy on a sitcom. He's like, I can't date anybody. I wear a leather jacket. Fuck you. Don't fight. That means I break the rules. One night we'll do an At Midnight episode. Trust fund, baby. When he was on At Midnight, he was a dick. Oh, yeah. The whole half hour. Yeah, he told me about that. He was talking shit to everybody. He was a fucking shit. Chris Hardwick's show on comedy. He was a dick. He was a dick on the whole. Chris Hardwick's like, dude, stop. By the way, talking shit to two. Did you see it? Look. Talking shit to two way funnier comics on a fucking show. Brian Callen and Will, what's his name? Will Sasse. Will Sasse, yeah. Yeah, he's talking shit to those two. You know what the thing is? Yeah, this is the thing. D'Elia's a piece of shit. And speaking of cunts, I'm going to jump into this. Good segue right there. One of my favorite things is fucking cunt of the week. I love this. Chris D'Elia. Is that the cock? Chris D'Elia's cunt of the year. Cunt of the year. The cunt. He's the mascot. He's the mascot. When we come up with a little animation. Oh, we got to do you. You're so brilliant. We apologize. Is his head bobbing around? This is stupid. D'Elia's going to be the mascot for fucking cunt of the week. Him and the LAPD could be cunt of the week every week, but it would just get stale. Him sucking Whitney Cummings' cock. You got to allow other people to be cunt of the week. Anyways, guys. So we do have another. Every week. Who is it, Preston? The cunt of the week is Mr. David Pershing. Sounds like a lovely name. Like a nice, responsible person's name. David Pershing is the president of the University of Utah. Oh, Aaron Hernandez. Wait, what? Has nothing to do with Aaron Hernandez. Go Patriots. David Pershing, the president of the University of Utah. Folded in the face of nothing, of just being a fucking pussy cunt. Yeah. The University of Utah is changing their fight song. Their fight song that was written in 1904, which is called. Does it talk about their three wives? Which is called, no, which is called I Am a Utah Man. They're changing it from I Am a Utah Man to I Am a Utah Fan. By gender person. Because women protested against it. It's a goddamn fight song. Oh, my God. On a fucking. If you want to change the fight song to I Am a Utah Woman. Write a song called. Write a fight song called I Am a Utah Woman. And then they'll fucking sing that at the same fucking time. By the way. It would be a ballad. They only sing. They only sing this fight song at football games, which is a sport that only men play. Outside of. As a woman, I'm offended by that. Outside of. I was a cheerleader for half of my life. But he's a cunt because anytime someone is just feel. Why do. Why does everyone have to get their way in every fucking situation? Yeah. Why are we going to change the Declaration of Independence? There was literally 12 women in Utah. Dot, dot, dot. And women are created equal. When are we going to change that? They're changing I Am a Utah Man to I Am a Utah Fan. I want. I'm offended that Lady Liberty is not Lady Liberty and Mr. Jet. Mr. Liberty, gentlemen, or some bullshit like that. He is a man. There is a man. Mr. Mr. Liberty. He's just under the skirt. And Liberty. He makes a great point, though. You can do it. No, no. He makes a great point. I know Chuck agrees with this is that we have become such a putzified country that we placate to everybody. Yeah. But again, can we just focus on the fact that this is important and the fact that we have children starving in this country and other children trying to get in? And like, whatever. No big deal. But really, like, this is a big deal. I'm mad because they don't say woman in this stupid song for a stupid college. I didn't even know existed. Thank you. No, you know what, Megan? You make a great point in that most people don't give a flying fuck about it. No, they're just too busy working. You got two women. But you got two women here. You got two women here. To give a shit about some fucking football song. No, I will say this. Sing your song. Do your thing. I will say this. It's not that. It's not that people are too busy. Working, feeding their kids. It's that this is a hell of a lot easier to get pissed off about. It's something that's a hell of a lot harder to fix. That's real. Yeah. That's the fucking issue. Listen, the magnetic poles have shifted and vaginas are the new penises. Get used to it, people. I can't fuck anything with what I got. I don't know what that means. I'm not sure what that means. It means that, you know. I don't know where you've been for like 2,600 years. For years upon hundreds of years. All right. Sexual oppression is prevalent. It has nothing to do with pussy. It's just. 2,600 years ago, the queen of Russia and then like the Amazon chicks that were like. You know what I mean? No, it was a female cycle and we just did 2,600 years of male cycle. Are we shocking these fools tonight? I'm just telling you right now. That's why the females are perverts now. And guys just want to hold hands, man. It's been a complete. The feminization of men is a true thing. I agree with that. That's why there's so. When gang members are wearing pedal pushers, the world's fucked up. You can fuck me. What? The producer wants to fuck April. What? That just got weird as fuck and I'm super angry. The producer of this show wants to fuck April. We finally know after five weeks. This is great. We were really getting into the meat of like man versus woman. God. God our producer. God our producer. Sexual oppression. He just cleared a sign. He wrote something new. What did you write? Scott, what did that mean? Card rape. April. I get on mic. You're allowed. She said she can't fuck anything with what she's got. And I said, you can fuck me. I thought I was making progress. I thought that was a huge thing. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Next show. Next week. Next week after April fucks Scott. Now, Scott. There you go. You have never seen the dildo that this woman carries. You know what? Now I'm just pissed off because I got invited on the wrong weekend. I can guess what color it is though. You're going to have to be another day at work, man. You know what? Let me tell you something. This got really interesting. The dildo she has is big. Really quick. Yay, Scott. And it's beige. Purple. Yeah. And she's coming at him like a fucking crazy man. I like April. She's going to bang the fuck out of Scott. Two weeks. Watch it. We'll have shot collar trivia. Blub it up. And Scott getting fucked. Guys, can I say like I hate to make this about me, but Scott, what's wrong with me? What? Why don't you wind up making the fuck out of Scott? What's wrong with me? Why can't I fuck you? Hey, let's talk about humping and pooping, guys. Guys, can we poop? Thank you. That's all I need to do. Okay, shot collar. In two weeks. In two weeks. Can we refuse pooping? Hey, guys, remember that time when I broke up with Megan on air? Remember that? No. Did that really happen? Did that really happen? Wait. Wait. Preston, Preston. Did you put a I'm going to fuck Megan sign in the window? Wait. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? 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I see Hobby Lobby. Oh, boy. Someone tell me what the fuck this is. I thought they sold remote control cars. Thank you. Okay, that's what I thought. I thought I could get some good airplane glue in here. They're religious and they choose not to cover birth control. Is that the gist of it? What do they sell? What do they sell? It's like a Michaels. It's a Michaels. They sell Archer Craft stuff. So it should be addiction lobby. What is Hobby Lobby, Preston? Hobby Lobby is a company that sells fucking RC cars. Perfectly explained. And loads of crafting. Wait. Lots of puppy paint. But they are a very big company. They have loads of employees. And the CEO is the religious guy. He's a Christian guy. Perfectly fine. But what they don't want to do is have to cover. Birth control for their employees for their female employees. Based on religious reasons. Based on they don't believe in birth control because they're retards. Okay. Well, for religious reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Right. For religious reasons. Would they rather pay healthcare for the babies? No. For religious reasons. Because they don't want to. For religious reasons. It was a small company that got started by this family who were very religious. Yes. And very wealthy. They're very wealthy. It's not publicly traded. There's only a few people that own this company. Yes. There's only one company in it. Right. And so their thing is, whether you agree with it or not, but their thing is, hey, this is our company. This is how we started. Yes, it got huge. But our religious beliefs are this. We run our company by religious beliefs. You can't go there on Sunday because they're closed. Right. They're closed on the Sabbath. Okay. Right. So what happened was the case went to the Supreme Court. But I want a scrapbook. And it was a 5-4. And as usual, it was a 5-4 vote because the Supreme Court is totally fucking. Because you didn't for life. Yeah, exactly. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. Yeah, they're all bananas in there. You don't. You get to do this or you die. Well, no, it's so blatantly, every fucking decision is so blatantly down partisan lines. It has nothing to do with the law or what they believe in any sense of the word. It's all fucking whatever. Okay, so your problem with them. Can I say? Can I? Yeah, yeah, of course. No, my problem with them is that it opens up a slippery slope because corporations are inherently greedy because they want to spend they want more money in their own pocket or in their shareholders pocket and I hate being a conspiracy theorist but what what is going to stop a fucking a head of a corporation saying I'm a Christian scientist now I don't believe in medicine in any way and I'm not going to give any of my employees medical benefits of any stature and then they're going to be able to make loads more money because they don't have to give medical benefits. 122 corporations 122 corporations 122 corporations today filed to get whatever the Hobby Lobby won, they don't have to pay for birth control 122 corporations today said they want to make more money because it's precedent and now they can I'm not going to because I can't I don't have it in front of me, I'm not going to quote exactly what the decision was but essentially what it came down to was a person oh is that it? put it in front of me you know what though you know what Megan this is the I'm Burning podcast, we don't give a fuck about facts. That's right, go on don't let that stand in the way no because that's not what I wanted to say that's not that wasn't the decision the decision basically came down to a person's in this in the sense of corporations religious right yeah is more important than that of a woman yes was essentially what the Supreme Court came down to I agree with them that well yeah what are we people or something? no no what are you only 55% of the earth's population? no no again sadly I agree with us but that really was what it came down to is they decided that that a religious freedom is they don't have to the women that work for this company yeah their right to not create life or create life whatever it is, it's not their right to create life whatever they decide is not as important as Hobby Lobby's right to be like but Jesus yes yeah women don't even get paid equally still but here's the thing right they're not publicly traded so they're not trying to get money for shareholders because they'd have to be publicly traded not federally funded right so they want money for their own project here's the thing with the slippery slope right the court decision that did come down only they came right out and said this has to do with this has to do with birth control period it cannot go anywhere else it cannot go anywhere outside that scope besides birth control right okay and abortion and things like that right it cannot go outside that scope right the other thing is nobody's stopping women from going getting it they're just stopping women from and I get that you're pissed off about it I get that but the other side of that is if I don't like where I work if I don't like that because I've always made sure I get jobs that have benefits and everything else like that if I don't like the benefits I go find another job here's the thing motherfucker and I don't mean to say that but right now people don't accept that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I don't exactly have a load of options for employment I agree no I do agree a person might have got a job at Hobby Lobby and they don't have another fucking option in their town and also here's the thing too how are they gonna crochet without their discount but here's also a thing a guy that works for Hobby Lobby can get a vasectomy which is male birth control and no one fucking gives a shit about that is it because is it because they recover vasectomies sometimes they're not yeah if you have a fucking health plan a vasectomy is a fucking medical procedure I wanna go one step further I don't think I think Hobby Lobby should not only cover of course it covers that birth control I think they should pay the fees for dating apps you know what I mean I think that they should have to be responsible to cover the fees from what got that you know what I mean they pay fees just to wait yeah match.com but only for Christian Mingle only for Christian Mingle you know what don't buy birth control but come to me I'm gonna go to control but cover abortion that's all I'm saying it's a heated night tonight and dating apps because those can become costly yeah okay with their fee you know what I think that should happen and also Hobby Lobby I would like to say I'm talking specifically about Christian Christian dating apps I could see you being in sweat going on I'm dying get the fuck in get the heat in there could be the liquor show back we're doing that thing where everyone's talking over each other it's annoying it's welcome for a listener too much it's still happening as I'm screaming at everyone Viagra you have to figure out like a whole finger system he's a little less talking from this side of the table and more talking on April of Pockets I'm just saying that right now hey Bombo hey Bombo look at the fucking title of the show I know it's not the I'm Bombo podcast I know I just say from the left part but let your ass fuck up that sounds good watch this the ginger's taking over this show right now I'm the head motherfucking ginger I know that's why I'm so hot now I got balls there right now Bombo's got so much fire what's happening with the control of your lesion shut up you know who I do want to hear from? Ryan Cuomo I want to know where the fuck you ate this week oh my god if he can say it I will give him a million dollars he was about to make a point about Hobby Lobby I don't give a shit about the proposed we ate are you going to make a Hobby Lobby point? yeah aren't they covering Viagra too? no yeah everyone likes Viagra are they covering Viagra? yeah they are that's funny speaking of hard dicks that's such a ridiculous speaking of hard dicks what the fuck did you guys eat this week? honest to god I cannot pronounce the name of the place but I'm going to say what? no just spell it no no try and say it try and say it El Pasio what was it called? El Pasole what was it called? Preston no we all tried El Pasole what was it called? El Pasole spell it no it was not El Pasole spell it quick El Pajole El Pajole is that what it's called? it's L something El Pajole okay you guys really whited this shit out no shit what the fuck did you eat? what did you eat? can I can I I'm going to fucking take over this real quick Megan was the one that actually referenced this one I guess it was a really good because I it was a good beer special hence their well no it's a solid place it's off it's right by the delicious chicken place where they went and did not bring me tacos because I couldn't make it it's this papoos-eria right next to Lotus Lounge right off Santa Monica in Vermont fucking amazing they have a happy hour during their happy hour papooses are a brusque they are they are papooses are a buck fifty are you talking about the place right by the subway? Arriba yeah no not that one it's an El Salvadorian place and there were 75 kids that got off a bus in Marietta that was a good one great callback great callback Preston Preston Lane's wrapped around on point I'm done for the night I'm leaving Preston that was beautiful that was a hot set that was a hot set I saw this guy do stand up comedy last night that was the best I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean Which two? Anyways. This is so many white motherfuckers. Which two white motherfuckers? For three beers, three pupusas, and when you get pupusas, you get that gross tomato water that is not good. Oh, yeah, and then curtido. Yeah, which is basically a delicious, like, coleslaw. It's like saladory and kimchi. It's cabbage. Yeah, it's delicious. It's pickled cabbage. Got that for three pupusas, three beers, and that shit. It was $14. He's loving it. It was $14. All right, Scott, get on the horn. How the fuck do you actually say pupusa? Pupusa. Pupusa. I said that fucking motherfucker. Why are you asking him, asking how a fucking Indian says his name? I didn't just ask. You're savvy, aren't you? I know. He's a Salvadorian. He's a Salvadorian. Scott and racist. You're just asking, like, you're like, hey, it's not a banana, only the way it's a pupusa. That's Indian, not Mexican. Me and Scott were talking about that earlier. I used to play for an all-time Canadian soccer team. It's possible. Some of us are misinformed. By the way, my favorite thing that ever happened was we were just talking about how good the El Salvadorian food was, and then Bombo looks at me and goes, why are you going to have a Mexican tell you how an Indian talks? Right? Bombo doesn't know anything. El Salvadorian. Yeah, fuck. Bombo just went brown is brown. He said Mexican. Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. I want to run out of time. We got a major important thing. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I want to do one thing. I want to just say this. Okay, I went to this place the other day. Oh, yeah. They're close by. Fucking really cool people. They're, uh, what is it? Oh. A pot to carry. A pot to carry. Thank you. 420 Collective. They're on Dickens Street. They used to be in Koreatown. Absolutely wonderful people. Very cool. I was surprised. I'm standing right there right now. The guys kicked me two extra joints. Loved them for it because I'm fucking broke. Nice. It's right there in the middle of South Central. All white people, which is weird. But great place. Real friendly. April, you have our green report tonight. Green report. They're about to. They just announced all the locations in Vegas. They're on the 7th. They're going to announce which ones got approved in Washington State. Hell yeah. And then by the 8th, they'll be allowed to open and start producing at least. By the way. Oh, yeah. What the fuck took Vegas so long? Right? Yeah, you know. Alcohol. Alcohol. Yeah. Alcohol is a big money maker. Okay. Here's the thing with Vegas. If the casinos can fucking sell weed, the casino. It's only medical right now. I would love to be sitting in a slot machine and be getting handed a joint instead of a Budweiser. Yeah, but they're like, oh, it makes you sleepy and you want to gamble. Well, that's the thing. People smoke weed. They want you to be up. That's true. But then they realized that buffet sales were off the hook. So they just brought it around. Oh, dude. That's the thing. If I could buy a joint in a casino and go to a buffet. Come on, man. Why are you buying two buffets for the same? I'm already spending eight hours at a buffet when I'm in Vegas. I would be the best way to take me in one of those carts to my hotel. Can I tell you guys? The only thing I truly love in this world is buffets. Okay. Let's one at a time. One at a time. Ed Calamo. What? Yeah, I know. And I had a lot of fun at the High Times Cannabis Cup in Sonoma County. How was that? Did you meet anyone? Dante was there. Dante. Dante the comedian? Dante like Peter Dante from like Grandma's Boy. Oh, Dante. Dante. Not Dante. Not Dante. Not Dante the comic who fucked over his black wife, then talked shit about her, then fucked some other comic, and then went on to fucking some B-rated. Dante like his ass is tanner than my face. Got you. Okay. So not the scumbag fuck from Corbin Bull. Yeah, Dante. Dante. Like, let's make monkey drives. I'm selling movies, Dante. I mean, there's not. There's not. There's lots of people there. Lots of people in the industry. It was really. It was cool. I saw a lot of really big joints and everything was medicated. It was hard to like resist really, really nice chocolates when there's like a pretty girl like, here, eat this chocolate. And I'm like, but how much is in it? And I'm like, oh, fine. Who cares? Oh, yeah, I know. But you got to be really careful with that. But how were people? Were people down with Honeypot? Oh, yeah. They were loving it. Which is a great group. That's you, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's my. Yeah, that's my. That's my fan right there. I don't think you've made the announcement on the podcast. Talk about them. What? Tell us about Honeypot. About Honeypot? Yeah. It's a great organization. We had a playmate at our booth with us. She offered to take some photos for us. She's also interested in starting an edible company herself. So it was really cool. You guys do honey? It's medicated honey. We make topical. We also make medicated nuts. Yeah. They're called bees nuts. Right? Oh, jeez. You can eat bees nuts. Do you also make bees nuts? Yes. Okay. I like that. I like that. And you know what? I'm going to. I'm going to tell you guys. It's at HoneypotBear420. Honeypot420.com. Where can you get Honeypot? HoneypotBear420. That's one thing I love. Honeypot420.com. I love almonds. Go to our Instagram or our Twitter and you can find a lot of our stuff. Medicated almonds. Did you believe? So I'm going to start off with this. Bongo, shut up. We're plugging. Yeah. You got to shut the fuck up. No. Here's the thing. Bongo doesn't know. He's generally in a trailer. Here's the thing. No. You invited me, man. First of all, you're one of my best friends and I love you. But here's the thing. Okay. Watch this. Real quick. Real quick. July 27th. Ginger Fury. July 27th. Inside Jokes on Hollywood Boulevard will be the entire Skid Row Thursday cast. Yeah. Yeah. Comedy show. 9.30 Sunday, July 27th. Hit us up. We got tickets for you. We're going to be giving them away for the next month. I would love to bring five of my family members. Fuck your family members. You don't have real family. You know that, Bongo. What's to bring? What's to bring? Megan, tell us what you're doing. Well, as usual, every Wednesday, Workout Room in Echo Park. Rules. Super secret location. Also, this Sunday at the airliner, me and some other people are going to be doing comedy at a Christian metal show. Yeah. So I highly recommend everyone comes. The airliner is so much fun. I'm going to have to get my shit out of you. Because we were told it doesn't have to be clean. So this is going to be a real interesting show. It's a metal show. It is amazing. Okay. Preston-Blaine.Squarespace.com. Precinctshow.WordPress.com. Chuck, where are you going to be? Right now, I don't have anything scheduled. But yes, it is. But if you're a producer out there, I am looking for opening spots. And you go to Chuck Cole Comedy on Facebook. Like my Facebook page. I would like to plead the Fifth Amendment. Moving right on. Ryan Tammo. And Pro Space on Sunday. In the UCLA area. April O'Connor. At April Fulin. And every Tuesday at 33 Taps. And yeah. Great show. Boston Sims. Great show. Fuck yeah. 33 Taps, guys. Again, Inside Jokes, Hollywood Boulevard. Check it out. Oh, Chuck. I'm Bernie's podcast, guys. Have a great fucking evening. Later, cunts. Fuck the police. Netty net. Hmm.! Hey, cuz. Hey, cuz. Hey, cuz. 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