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We'll be right back. You know what I am today? I'm kind of in a slow, sexy mood versus one of my really hyper, crazy moods. That's not a bad thing. No, it's not a bad thing at all. It's like the third day in a row that it's been cloudy here in Los Angeles. And the first day I was really excited about it because it was the first cloudy day and we hadn't had one in so long. And then the second one, it was still kind of cool. Today's the third one. And now I'm a little moody from it. But in a good way. It's not in a bad way. It's crisp and cold out. So it has its own. It has its own invigorating, but it also kind of makes you a little lazy. A little bit. I'm going to go home tonight. I'm going to light a fire. I'm going to take a bubble bath. I did that last night. I'm doing it again tonight. And I keep the windows open so I've got that warm, hot water. Oh, and you have that beautiful bathtub. And that big, giant bathtub. That's what I'm going to miss the most about my house. Well, you just get another one that does have a big tub. Like that primal selling point for you. That's a big, yeah, benefit. No, benefit. Benefit. It's a big, wonderful plus for me. And it's a priority. I've got to have one in my next house. If not, then I'll build a bathroom around it. I told Nick, I said, we'll take the spare bedroom, whatever that may be, turn it into a jacuzzi bathtub room. Oh, my God. With an extended, giant bathroom. With a steam room on one side. Oh, my gosh. Sounds good. I'm coming. I'm going. I'm hot. Yes, you are. I'm taking my shirt off. I'm taking my shirt off. I'm literally sweating. Good sweat. A sheen. I'm glistening. See, you're feeling it today, too. Yeah, or something. Oh, very sexy black satin bra. Yeah. Oh, you've got a big bruise. Is that a fucking bruise? I want to say yes. Actually, it's an awkward banging into something bruise. That's right where the thumb would go if I was holding you down. Oh, my gosh. Would you hold me that tight? I would. Oh, my gosh. Would you bruise me? I would. I'd wear those bruises proudly. I might. I might. Oh, my gosh. I'm spitzing. You're spitzing. You're spitzing. It is warm in here, considering how cold it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's outside. Bam, bam. So, okay. Jenny, we're showing everybody each other's bras. Kelly has just showed her black satin bra. Can we see your bra, please? Just pull it over to the side. Come on. You can't fake it. Oh, she's going to pull it up. Oh. Is that purple? It is. That's beautiful. It has, like, rose designs on it. It's a satin-type bra. You've got a nice-sized breast. What size are you? Just, come on. Cup size. 36C. 36C. See? Those are beautiful titties, and I love the bra, too. Yeah, this is my favorite bra. It's just, it's so girly. And you wore it for us? Oh, my God. And she showed us. Yay. Yay, Jenny. Okay, your turn, Ginger. Only because it's us girls, and the weather calls for it. Right? It does. It does. I am wearing... A black bra like me. A beautiful black bra. Oh, I like the triple strings on it. And then in the back, it crisscrosses. Right. It goes over each other. Oh, yes. See, guys don't care. It's just like, wow, bra. And girls are like, wow. Which is always a plus for anybody. For us getting out and for guys getting out for us. Them out for us, right? Yes. Yes. So... Nice. Oh, let me see it. I love the triple strings on the side. It just kind of showcases your breasts so nice. Isn't that pretty? It is really pretty. Oh, your fingers feel really nice. They're cold. Yeah. Cold can be a good thing. My skin is warm and your fingers are hot. My skin is warm and your fingers are hot. My fingers are cold so they feel... It makes me feel even warmer. Where's your nipple, dear? Going in for my right nipple. Going to give me a little payback. I went in for hers and I squeezed it very, very tight. Oh, yes, you did. I did now. Going over to the left, not leaving anybody out of this. Nobody. Nobody. We can't leave you unbalanced. Oh, I love fingers on my nipples. I love to be touched. You do. You're a touchy-feely girl. I... It feels so good. Kelly's now rubbing her fingers. Fingers in little circles, little scratches down my back. My eyes are closed and I'm getting even warmer and more melty and more just cozy. I love being touched. Wouldn't it be nice to be in front of a fireplace and having someone just massage you? Your shoulders, your neck, and just have the fire in your face and this going on in the back? That's wonderful. This is a front party in the back. There you go. There you go. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I would be yours in a heartbeat. In a heartbeat. And that would be my pleasure. That would be so relaxing, wouldn't it? It really would be. It would be relaxing for me to massage you because I would feel you kind of loosening up and coming unglued. Mm-hmm. And that would, in fact, englue me. I'm empathic. I'm empathic that way. We've got the winter that's here now. We should have a come-over play night where we... We give each other massages in front of the fireplace. With s'mores. Oh, we could make s'mores. That would be nummy. That would be nummy. I've never made s'mores inside the house. Really? No, but we could. That's what the microwaves are for. Oh, in the microwave? Or you could put them on a... I was thinking the fire. Okay. There's that. You're going to miss the smoky taste of the marshmallow, but you could do it in a fire. You could do it over a burner. You've got gas burner. No, I mean in the fireplace. Yeah, the melt marshmallow. Yeah. I just thought of that after I got away. I was like, I'm going to get a microwave in my head. I'm a convenience girl. And I was going, oh, yeah. A fireplace would work. I know, there's a fireplace in the room. Yeah. We have a microwave up in the bedroom. But we'd have to do it old-fashioned. We'd have to take wire hangers, unravel them, hold them out like a weird junior campfire. Oh, that would be so much fun. We'll put blankets down in front of the fireplace. Mm-hmm. Okay, let's do it. What are you doing this weekend? Oh, I can't. Friday or Saturday. Oh, yeah. We've got business. Speaking of which, on Saturday. Yes. Oh, Saturday. This Saturday. Yeah. Everyone, I'm going, what are we talking about? She's looking at me blankly. You mean Saturday? As in like in today's Saturday. This Saturday, the coming up Saturday, November 15th, 7 p.m., I am part of a live all-girl sex-travaganza. Yes, you are. Yes, I am. And you're going to be featured on it, too. You're not just going to be directing it or anything else. You're going to be on it. I'm going to be on it. I'm going to be on it. I'm going to be in it. And you can see this at panaporn.com. Go there and register. If you register, all it says is that you're going to be able to see it for free live on Saturday night. Everybody, go to panaporn.com. There's a little slot where you say who sent you. Tom Ginger sent you. Go there now, and you'll be sure to get a slot. There's going to be lots of fun. Explain it a little bit, because you tried to explain it to me, and I was like, really? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to give away the... You know what? I can, because if you go to the site, what it is, it's a really cool technology. What we do is there's... We're calling it the Ladybug. It's a base with four cameras on it. So it shoots four different scenes simultaneously. And someone moves each of the cameras in and out and zooms. And what happens is when you watch it at home, you have the ability on your iPhone, on your iPad, on whatever device you're watching it on, you can flick and flip back and forth between the four scenes that are being shot at the same time. You can also zoom in once you find the scene that you want to stick to. You go zoom in, and then if you're bored, you just zoom over to the next scene. And we've got live action. All of the girls are going to be performing with each other. We've got one set of girls or three girls or four girls, however many. They're going to be jumping around and back and forth all night long. We've got one set up is a giant... giant blow-up inflatable pool from pipedreams.com or pipedream.com. And there's a giant... What do you call it? An air hockey table that we're going to have some other girls on. We've got these giant beanbag chairs that two other girls or three or four, however many girls are going to be getting on. They're like girls. There's a lot of girls. Oh, it's all girls. Let's see. I don't want to miss anybody. We've got Anna Fox. We have Dillian Harper. We have Madeline Monroe. We have Scarlett. We have Scarlett Faye. We have Scarlett Red. We have Phoenix Marie. That's six. And there's one more girl that I'm forgetting. And we have Ash Hollywood. Oh, okay. So we've got seven girls. And then there's me, of course. And just explain to me, because I'm a little... Is this something people can buy? They can buy the one side where you can roll it back and forth between the four cameras and then you go to a website to watch stuff being shot? You're going to be able to watch it for free live this Saturday at 7 p.m. Mm-hmm. If you go to panaporn.com. And again, tell them Ginger sent you. And then it will be available on the website to people later for download and for purchase. If you miss the live show, you'll be able to watch the content. You can go there now and see scenes that have already been shot. Right. And you can get four at the same time? Is that the idea? You get... Yes. You get four at the same time. So you can... Are they always live or they're going to be when you go to that site? When you go to the site... It's not always live. No, this is a special event. We're going to be doing these about once a month. Yeah. And we'll have different themes, different ideas. This month is all girls. We're going to have another one that's a circus. We're going to have another one that's... They've got all kinds of wonderful ideas. Oh, I'm waiting for the circus. I'm doing makeup on it. You're doing makeup on all of them. That's going to be fun. Yes. Yes. And we start this Saturday. I'm really excited. The girls are going to be doing a little runway modeling. They're going to be doing strip teasing. They're going to be doing a fashion photo shoot. Mm-hmm. And all of this, it's going to be kind of voyeuristic. You're going to get to see the girls behind the scenes, what they're doing before they shoot, how they interact with each other. And I've already got girls going, I want to be with this girl and I want to be with that girl. And they're all really excited about working together. So it's a great, great, great group of girls. I can't wait. It's going to be fun. It's going to be so much fun. All right. I'm really excited about it. Yeah, I wanted to talk about it. And it's also shot in 360, or not 360, in 3D, Oh, it's in 3D also. It's shot in 3D, but you can view it in 2D. But in six months, there's these goggle-type things that are coming out. So you will have the ability to view it and be in the scene. Wow. You will be part of the scene. That comes out in about six months. That's neat. So it's a whole new technology. Hollywood has used it a little bit. Nobody in porn has used it yet, except for Panaporn. They tried to, but they were never successful. Oh, they did try? Yeah, because I worked on a couple of shoots, different companies that tried to do. With the four cameras? With the four cameras. With the four cameras. With the four cameras. With the four, but the 3D. Oh, with the 3D. Yeah. Okay. And they just never took off on any kind of real level, so. Well, the nice thing about this is you don't have to watch it in 3D. Right. So it makes a big difference. It's not like one of those pictures that's 3D, but you see the little bit of the blue and a little bit of the red, and it messes you up major. No, it's not one of those. No, it's clear and crisp, and it looks just as good in 2D as it does in 3D. Perfect. I don't know how they do it, but we're going to have, the camera's going to be hanging. I've got hooks all over my ceiling, we'll probably have somebody that's tied up at one point from hook to hook. Oh, I've got to bring my handcuffs home. Don't let me forget that. Nice. I've got to go through the goodie drawers before we leave. Okay, we've got to remember that. Some fun toys. Yeah. Oh, so they're going to use toys too? They're going to use toys. We've got phallix.com that has donated a dozen of their glass dildos, similar to this one. Right. Only this, I don't know who made, let's hold that up to the camera. I don't know who made this dildo. This is not made from phallix.com. This is a giant. I think this is. Solid. It doesn't say. No, it's the same company that I just mentioned a second ago that I just had a brain fart on. Pipe Dreams. No, pipedreams.com or Pipe Dream Products. It's pipedreamproducts.com. Right. They do bongs too, right? Yeah. Well, they started out making bongs and pipes and glass products, and then they moved on and they're doing, I don't know if they even make that type of thing anymore. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they handed him one. It's a bong, but it's a penis. So basically, which is cute to see a girl smoke, but I'm just dying to see a guy smoke it. They call it smoking pipe. If Stevie were here, he'd be going, yeah. So a homophobic man smoking a penis. I bet it's beautiful. If the man thinks so, yes. I mean, a girl putting a penis in her mouth and smoking would be like, you know, awesome. Well, I look at the craftsmanship, the art that goes into developing and blowing a piece of glass like this. This isn't made from a mold. This is blown. I can't imagine it being made from mold. It's just too anatomically perfect. It's also straight. It's not curved. It's heavy. It's solid. It's got a set of balls attached to it at the bottom. Honestly, guys, ladies, this is not a realistic cock. This is not one that I know anybody personally who could take this in any of their orifices. It's not curved. It's not curved. It's going to hit your pelvic bone when it's going on the way in. And it's not going to be good for most girls. Now, what it might be good for is anal sex if you've got a really big asshole. If you used to do him. Damn, I wish Stevie was here. I wonder if gay men would like it. I just, I love the weight of it. I love the feel of it. What I would do with this is rub this on my pussy. I would hump this. Okay. And I would cum. I would cum on it. I would use it. I would use the weight, the pure weight. How would you do that? Would you on your back holding it? Let me see. I don't think I can do it sitting down. But the easiest way for me would be to do it laying on my belly and humping it. Oh, I see. I would have it below me. Like you do with your stuffed animals and the couch and everything else. So basically, anything that you can rub against. Anything that I can rub up against. And this is one more thing to rub against. Oh, she's sitting on it now. Oh, now this I could do. I could totally. I could totally rub my pussy. Oh, it feels really good. It's cold. It's cold and it's ribbed. It's ribbed. It's big. It's hard. What it is, what I'm doing is I've placed it horizontally on my chair. And I've got it. She's straddling it. And I'm straddling it and humping it from the top. Yeah, this is. You're rocking on it is what you're doing. I am. Are you catching the bone, your pelvic bone in between your clit, in the flesh or it's just all on your clit? It's all on my clit. If I don't sit in the right way, then it will hit my pelvic bone. And it'll pinch, right? Yeah. Right. Yeah. So no, I've got it. She's like, you gotta steady the course there. You can easily go from pleasure to pain if you're not careful. Yeah, you have to be very careful. But I love the coolness. I love the hard. And there I was just. That was one of the things I've always liked about those, the glass things. It's like, as long as they're shaped right. But there's something about the hardness. Other people don't like as much, but they like the give of silicone. But there's something unique to the glass. Well, and I can also feel it pressing up when I roll back. I can feel it pressing up against my asshole. This is something that I could just. It's a very large and long penis. Uh-huh. I could ride this. Ride it like a fire hydrant, girl. Right. Now I'm rocking on it like I would on a horse. I'm rolling it up onto my clit. One lucky horse. Right. Rolling it back onto my ass. I used to have a rocking horse. I named him Spooky. Oh, my gosh. I would ride him all the time. Of course you did. He was on these square metal shaped frames. And then there were chains or coils. Uh-huh. Big springs. Big giant springs. And the horse was in the middle. And you could bounce it. You were young when you did this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because that's a toy from the 50s for sure. I've seen it. It's kind of raised up with the springs. It doesn't have legs. Mid 60s. Yeah, it doesn't have legs. No, the horse just kind of floats there. On the springs and it bounces. And I would imagine that would give you a really nice crotch bounce. I would hump that thing and come all day long. I rode my Spooky all the time. How old were you when you had this relationship with Spooky? You know, I don't know. I don't remember. Okay, I'm three now. But I know I was not in school yet. Okay. I was not in school yet. Okay. And I started kindergarten at four. Oh, my God. So you were really aware of your sexuality when you were young. I was very aware. Or you're just aware that it felt good. I didn't have any idea that it was anything sexual. I found out. I haven't told you this story? No. I was taking a bath one night. And my mom, when she would run a bath for us, she would run the water. And then after she left, she would leave some of the water dripping into the tub so there was constantly warm water. Well, I remember lying there and I started scooching closer. And closer and closer to the water. I bent my knees. And the next thing I knew, my clit was right underneath of the water. And I had my first orgasm. I didn't know what it was, but I knew it was fucking awesome. Yeah. And I started humping everything. I started humping the toilet seat. I would hump the armchairs on the sofa. I would hump the end of my bed. I would hump my stuffed animals. I would hump my swing set. I would hump my Barbie doll. You name it, I humped it. I humped. I humped everything. I humped my desk at school. I would wear short little dresses and hump the desk. And no one ever said a word. Were you that quiet about it? I mean, when you felt yourself coming, or you didn't probably always come. No, I always came. No, that was the whole goal. No, I had orgasms very young and very, very frequently. I mean, I would do it as often as I possibly could. I was obsessed with it. It felt so good. I just loved it. I absolutely loved it. And a lot of kids, it's not uncommon. I think a lot of people either forget about it or it doesn't, they don't take it with them into their adult lives. But every child touches himself and humps things. You know, it's a natural thing to do. They don't always come, but they know on some kind of intrinsic level that it feels good. There's pleasure that's involved with it. They touch themselves, girls. I didn't have the clit thing going on. I had, for some reason, around eight or nine, I discovered I had a hole. And my mom had things to put down, I guess tampons and stuff like that, and I discovered her sash. And I learned that I could, it was one of many things I put down there because it felt good. Later on, about two years later, I actually had an orgasm. And I didn't know what it was, and I tried to duplicate it. But up until that point, it was just about, the whole thing was having kind of quasi-fantasy thing going about, something going inside me, and it was outside my, I'm trying to think what the fantasies were, but it was something about being pierced. And then I would have these things go inside me. It never touched my clit. It was all about, and I know what it was. It was all about the penetration. And then when I finally came, the time I did come, I had a squirt gun on my snatch. And I guess I was pumping, and I, I released the water and it hit the back of me, and that caused me to have an orgasm. And I was just like, of course I chased that dragon for the next five years, trying to duplicate it. But I don't even know how many squirt guns I laid to waste after that. Oh my God. Sorry. So did you continue to masturbate throughout your teen years? Oh yeah. Again, not knowing what it was. My mom never told me about masturbating. I was just, after the, the coming with the squirt gun, I continued to put things inside me till I think, oh, I think I, that's when I found the Hitachi before I had my first sex. It was all right around that kind of- You found the Hitachi before sex? Before sex. Yeah. I mean, wow. It was, I forget how it was. Yeah, cause I didn't have sex till a little bit after I was 18 and I got it in it cause I had bad shoulder cramps. And I literally got it for the prescribed reason, like to work the knots out. And for some reason I got frisky with it. And you know the story with the women and the Hitachis, it's like a marriage made in heaven. Yeah. They find each other, the snatch and the Hitachi and bam. Oh, that's it. There's no, and once you've had the Hitachi, there's no, and once you've had the Hitachi, there's no, and once you've had the Hitachi, you never go back to anything else. You never go back, but I didn't make the association with sex as much. I just knew that it was down there, the same area that you have sex in, I could rub it and get these amazing kind of kapow experiences. So I never, even though that was going on, when I later on had my first experience with men, I didn't understand that that was an orgasm caused by rubbing anything. And they were like two schools. That's what happens when you don't talk to your parents. Yeah. Or have proper sex education. You didn't think that, okay, they're both right there. Well, you got something else. You pee down there and that has nothing to do with sex. That's true. So I'm like multitasking, I don't know. Scratching an itch. Oh no. So it's amazing we became porn stars afterwards. Yeah. Knowing so. Well, you knew so much, I knew so little, so. I learned a lot of it in porn. I learned a lot about my sexuality in porn. I had done, I'd had anal sex in my private life. I'd had a lot of sex. I had a boyfriend from my freshman year of high school all the way up through the end of high school. I had the same boyfriend up until the last like six months. Did he learn with you as you learned? We were both virgins when we had sex the first time. He was 15, I was 13. And did he experiment with you? And so you learned stuff together? We tried everything together. We tried everything. We were- What a nice guy. We were very, very adventurous. And the thing is, I don't know how stupid his parents were or if they just pretended they didn't know, but I would go over and my parents, I would always say I'm sitting at my friend Angela's house, or not Angela, but whoever lived right at the street. So I would walk there. Now she lived right next door to my boyfriend's house. So what I would do is I would go to my boyfriend's house and his bed was about three feet away from the wall. And the door was on the opposite side of the bed. So I would go there, spend the night. And when I heard his mom get up in the morning, I would just roll over onto the floor when I knew she was coming into the door of the bedroom. And I would just go over to the floor and I would just go over to the floor and I knew she was coming into the door of the bedroom. And I would just go over to the floor and I would just go over to the floor and I knew she was coming into the door of the bedroom. And they never knew I was there. Were you covered? Were there sheets down? I mean, she wasn't looking? It was on the opposite side of the bed. So it was between the wall and the other side of the bed. Oh, I see. And the other side of the bed. But, you know... Drop and roll. Yeah, I mean, boom, every morning. And it's just, as a parent, I would know if there was a teenager sleeping in my son's room. And maybe she did and she thought it was for the best. Maybe. Maybe it came from off the streets. We would be, they had a formal living room and a regular living room and they would be watching television in the regular living room. We would be in the formal living room on the floor in between the coffee table and the sofa having sex. Oh my God. And they could have walked in at any second now, but we were just... We did it. Lost in your little world. We had this little thing. We did it at school. We did it in the girls' restroom. We did it in the boys' restroom. Now, in the area you were living in, was it common? We did it in cow fields. Was it common for girls to have sex, like between 13 and 15? A lot of girls at school did. Yeah, there were a lot of girls that did. So you were like eighth grade, right? Ninth grade. Okay, freshman. Ninth grade. So, but that was like kind of the area too? Yeah, well, it was the summer before my freshman year. What was the question? Oh, sometimes a geographical area, you find the women are a little bit younger when they discover all this stuff. In the Midwest, I think that they are, and there's not a whole lot to do when you're in Rockford, Illinois. That was my, I guess that was the nice way of coming around. There isn't a lot to do, right? No, there's not a lot to do. So people start fucking a lot younger. And I think that's true of a lot of places. In big cities, it might not be quite the same. You grew up in California. Right. And you knew that the cheerleaders in high school were, if they weren't having sex, they were doing everything but. And that was, your knowledge kind of came around being a sophomore, that that was going on. Right. But everybody in freshman and sophomore year, most of us weren't having sex. And this is California, so you would think, but there was stuff to do. Yeah. I had a boyfriend, you know, I had somebody that I fell for. I had my first puppy love and I fell hard at that age. And when did you break up? I broke up in my senior year. Did you break up? I broke up. Too much? He asked me to marry him. Too much. He was just, you know, he was starting to smother me. I couldn't, it was just, yeah. Yeah, I've broken up with every boyfriend I've ever been with, except for one. Oh, okay. Except for one. So you initiated the walk away. I initiated all of the walkways. I just, there was a point where I was just done. And when I was done, I was done. You're a scary bitch. It wasn't mean. No, I just, there was- There's a control there though. When you're the first one to walk away, it's kind of a control thing, you know? Yeah. But I'm actually a really nice girl, I promise. We've got a great show for you. I forgot to tell you, you're listening to Blame It On Ginger. Kelly Nichols and me, Ginger Lynn, we're gonna take a quick break. We've got a great show lined up for you. We've got Just the Flux, the Just the Flux calling in. We've got a masturbation tips. We've got outdoor sex tips. We've got sex in the news. We've got more. We've got Kelly's Corner. We've got some sex coming up and we've got Kelly's Corner when we come back from the break. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. That's so low and sexy. It's either sexier or it's going to put you to sleep. You've got to figure out which one you're going to go. I could go either way. Give me some more of that Red Bull. I could go either way right now. Or fall into sleepy sex. Yanni, what are you trying to do here? I figured it's us girls, so. Oh, she's creating an intimate little threesome here. We should have Jenny over. Oh, you want to come over and do our massages with us? Pajama party. It doesn't have to be all massage. We could throw a horror movie in there. And it doesn't have to be sexual massage either. I would love to do that. This is my favorite time of year when it gets cold. Because I'd rather bundle up and stay nice and warm. And wear the layers of clothing. Rather than in the summer where I just want to rip my skin off. Because it's so hot. I'm kidding like that. I am the same way. It's getting hotter or what. But I used to be more of a summer girl. And now it's all about the winter and the fall. It's getting hotter for sure. It's getting hotter. It was 90 in the 90s two weeks ago. Yeah, I was going to say. My birthday is in September. And usually it's already raining and colder. My sister's birthday was on Monday. And it always rains on her birthday. And I mean it's been. It's cooled down now. But it's still this week the high of like 77. Right. And it only just got overcast. It was 19 below in Denver, Colorado today. I've never been in that cold. See I don't think I can survive that that cold. And the wind chill was I think they said 34 or 35 below. And you wouldn't actually have that layering effect. Because you'll be inside and you keep it really warm. So you'd actually wouldn't be wearing the layers. And you go outside and that's too much layers. So that probably wouldn't work for you either. Yeah. No. I like it when it's just right. I like it when we have a fireplace at my parents' house. So we'll light it every year. We used to sleep in the living room. Because now it's all hardwood floor. But we used to have carpet. So we'd lay there and watch movies with my sisters and my brothers and my mom and dad. But it's not that cold yet. I think. No. What we've been doing is leaving the windows open. So we let the cold air come in. Yeah. And then lighting the fireplace. I think it gets a little cooler around your area. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Because it gets hotter. So it definitely gets cooler as well. It's more desert. More desert. Right. Yeah. That's how Andy's parents live up in the desert. So it gets. They have snow there. Yeah. We don't have snow. I'm not that cold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They have snow. But I've never been to the snow. You've never been to the snow? I've been in snow for a high school retreat. We went up to Big Bear. I've seen blocks of ice. But I've never been there when it's snowing. When it actually comes down from the sky. Right. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah. It feels so good. It's so refreshing. I love being in the snow. Well, you're a Midwest baby too. I am. Yeah. See, and when you're California, a lot of times we don't get the benefit of seeing it fall from the sky. You have to go up to Big Bear. Up somewhere. Yeah. And it's already fallen. I never saw. I didn't see snow until I was in my mid-20s. Because I. See, my son's grown up in Southern California. But he's seen snow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And every winter, starting when he was probably about eight, he was on the snowboarding team in Mammoth. Oh, okay. So he went up to the snow. So we drove every Friday night. I would drive five hours up there. We'd spend Saturday and Sunday and I'd drive five hours home every Sunday night after he was done snowboarding. We did that for years and years and years. Wow. So we saw like snow storms and, you know, the cars sliding. And when you stop because it's just all ice, you go, no, fuck. All right. Hold on. Hold on. We're sliding now. I've heard. I forget where my friend moved to right now, but she had to go buy an ice scraper for her car because now she has to do that every morning. Oh, right. Yeah. You're not used to it. That's weird. No, that's. Those are the things I don't miss. I don't miss shoveling snow. I don't miss. Digging your car out. Digging your car out. I don't miss scraping the windows. I don't miss your lock being frozen and you can't get the key into it. That's what I was amazed at. I didn't even think that didn't cross my mind at all. I understood. Like your motor could freeze up or whatever, but unlocking your car, I never thought would be an issue. Oh, yeah. I was like. But anyway, I would love to join the slumber party. And will you join in the massage part of it, too? Maybe. If not, you can sit with Nick and watch. Andy gives good massages. A man who massages. That's great. Yeah. That's why I keep him. Just kidding. Does he lead up to sex when he gives you a massage? Not always. Good. Sometimes he knows that my shoulder area, my neck, he just knows that I have a lot of my stress there. So he'll, you know, even when we're in here, he'll just like massage me here and there and whatnot. So I'm like, yeah, that feels good. How long have you two been together? It'll be two years in March. You guys are a good couple. You seem really happy together. We are. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I was just talking to my sister today about, I don't know how we got on the phone, the topic of sex, but for my sister and I to talk about sex, it's not that common just because we're not in that stage with each other, I guess you can say. Is she younger or older? She's older. Yeah. Okay. But our experiences have been very different. And I told her how comfortable I feel with Andy because I can pretty much tell him, you know, I don't like that or, you know, let's do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. telling each other like no I don't want you to do that or you know this felt really good like we should try it again or something so that's the healthiest way to have a relationship because that way you guys are having fun you're enjoying each other you're enjoying the sex that you that you're having and you're coming up with ways and and different thoughts and ideas of of ways to have sex on a regular basis and we've learned so much here oh that's a compliment what have you done here Jenny well we never used toys before and that was something that we incorporated oh wonderful we'll do it here and there um but just um the touching like other you know other sensations to create the mood and whatnot like we we I enjoy foreplay a lot but I just never thought to do other things but like kiss my neck as foreplay you know right and um so I think we touched a lot on just building it up more and more, especially because we don't see each other as often. Just because we're both really busy and we're not living together. Right. So we have a good build up. So when we do see each other, it's like, oh. That's awesome. You know what? That makes me feel really good. Yeah. Yeah. See, I told you the show is educational. You were right. And we have done a lot of things about erogenous zones and touching and a lot because of you, because you're you easily fall into like, oh, I love that. So we'll go there and see Jenny learned. That was great. I'm like one of those puppies. I either get all excited when you do it and I run around and pee a little bit or I just get I'm like the puppy that just rolls over and gets his belly. Better scratch my belly. Oh, my God. Oh, yesterday. You guys missed something before we get to Kelly's corner. And I called it an epic fail, but I was wrong. OK, what we did was we played the the ginger jar game and else we called in and said, why don't you do it with M&M's to see if they melt in your pussy? Well, we didn't have any M&M's. All we had was those little tiny not they're called non perils. Oh, with the little white things on the outside and their chocolate. No, they're tiny little balls like the tiniest little balls you've ever seen. And there's. There's sprinkles that you put on top of cupcakes. Right. Right. But they're chocolate on the inside and they got little tiny white. No, no, there's no. No, they're so tiny. It's you know, the tiny white balls that are on the top of those. Yeah, that's what they are. Just the tiny white balls. Just no chocolate or anything. No chocolate. Just the sprinkle part. So we we filled my pussy with those. But as we were putting them in, they were they got like kind of sandpapery. They were rubbing up against each other. So we use lube. And then I had sprinkles all over my pussy. And I couldn't. I tried douching them out. But the douche, it hurt putting the douche up inside. So bottom and bottom line. And a big story. Long story short is it was a big mess. And I had I went home with all these candies in my pussy. But Nick and I planned on having sex. You know, I knew ahead of time. I was like, before I left for work, I was going, all right, we're going to do it. So we took this bubble bath together and I laid down in the bed. And I'm thinking my pussy was full of candy. And he got down there and he licked me and there was no candy left. It. It had melted. So it was one of the first. And it's the only thing that my pussy is completely melted ever are the little sprinkles that you put on cupcakes. Sure. Because sugar does melt. And you know what else? Your body probably absorbed it. Oh, yeah. I got a high when I was here. Yeah. Sugar high. All of a sudden I got really lightheaded. My own. Whoa. OK, this is this is good. This is good. Spiking off the sugar. So it was not an epic fail. It was actually a huge success. Yeah. Because isn't that how whatever you put in your pussy. Will my pussy melt this? And it's the first thing. My pussy is ever completely melted. What is that? I didn't know it was melt this. I thought it will my pussy. Something else. There's the ginger jar. That's my ass. That's when you see how many of something will go in it. Right. But in my pussy, it's will it melt it? Will it make will it take the shape of my pussy? Shape of it. That's what I remembered you. Right. So it's melting is also up there with it. Yes. Yes. So the biotic pussy. Happy to say that the pussy is just fine. She had two great orgasms last night. Nick does not particularly care for candy or sugar. So it was good. It was good for him. Right. He wasn't on a sugar high himself because he didn't have to eat it out. It was all gone. It was all gone. Do you. It is whores and horrors day today. We're the whores. The horror is just about everything that we do here in the studio. Wait a minute. No, in a good way. Whores as in. Okay. Sluts. And then horror as in scream queens and scary things and things to go bump in the night. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. So. And Kelly writes these wonderful stories for us. They're one of a kind. They're originals and they're written specifically for our show. So we we have a Kelly's Corner that is ready to go and I am ready to hear it. I'm going to close my eyes and listen in. Okay. And again, these are fantasies, screen queens of of things that are scary that they don't end well. So sometimes they're sexy. Sometimes they're just frightening. Sometimes they're both. I don't know. The small crack in the door, the wooden door jam pressing against his forehead. The room to which he looked into was a master bedroom. King-sized bed, vaulted ceilings, huge gold-veined mirrors. And in the middle of it she lay. In the dim amber light thrown by the ornate sconces, he could see her white naked form. Long dark hair spilling out around her face and over the cheery duvet that cradled her body. Bare breasts large and beckoning. He widened the space a few inches more. He could see her chest rise and fall. Her closed eyes moving back and forth as if chasing an elusive dream. Encouraged, he moved into the room. Except for the ticking of a small alarm clock, the room was unearthly quiet. A stillness reserved for empty mausoleums and forgotten tombs. He padded towards the bed. His excitement a living thing, beating in his chest and throbbing in his veins. He reached a trembling hand towards her face. She stirred slightly and moaned. He froze. His finger fingers poised above her neck. But something had changed. In that brief second that she moved, he felt a love such as he had never experienced before wash over him. She was beautiful. She was exquisite and she still could be his. If he had the courage to take her. Slowly he bent down and pressed his lips to hers. And pushed his tongue forward. The sweet taste of her saliva like a heady aphrodisiac. She made a sound in her throat and her eyes flew open. As if to encourage her unlikely suitor, she pressed her hands against his chest. He laid all of his weight on her nude body and continued to bear down his mouth on top of hers. He created a seal around her lips as his air became hers. His life force mingling with hers. He pushed his tongue deep into the back of her throat. The body underneath him flooded. He was in a state of ecstasy. He flailed. Arms grasping at unseen assailants. Legs kicking at invisible demons. She screamed high and shrill into his mouth. Her trapped breath coming in desperate pants. Then, just as suddenly as it had started, she stopped. He sucked the last of the escaping air from her lungs and sat up. Her white face in quiet repose except for the terrified look in her still opened eyes. She might have been the proverbial sleeping beauty. He was her knight, her savior, her angel. He had released her from her earthly tethers and freed her soul to take flight. But then again, that's what death did. I got looped around my tongue. No, that was a creepy one. That was wonderfully erotic, sexy, creepy. You know, you knew it was coming and you knew that he was in... Something was gonna happen. And he was either gonna be like really nasty about it or in his case, he sort of like all of a sudden fell in love and wanted to do what he did best. Yeah. No, it was wonderfully scary and erotic at the same time. I've had a picture of death as either being like a very creepy skeleton, like avenging, you know, terrified or something like an angel that just kind of comes quietly and takes you to another place. You know, there's like the... It's kind of a little bit of a... It's kind of a literary thing. I want to think of it as something that's beautiful and it's just a passing on to the next place. Right. I don't want it to be scary or awful. I want it to be... I guess I'm talking in the literary sense. Like when you read about it, it's either like... Oh, I see. Something that uplifts you to the heavens and frees your soul or something that comes when you're least expecting it and has retribution and wants you to... When you're least expecting it, you know? Right, right. Anyway. Anyway. Very good story. So there's our horror. Oh, we have more horrors. We do have more horrors. You brought up some interesting things that were horrific. In fact, scarier than my stuff for sure. In a different kind of way. In a different kind of... In a kind of like eee factor way. There's just some people out there that you go, really, what the fuck? What the fuck? And do you have one? Yes, I do. And the tagline on this is, sex toy stuck in a woman's vagina for 10 years. 10 years. How is that even possible? Okay. Stuck in there implies to me that you know it's in there. If you know something's in there, you're gonna go to the doctor. If you don't know it's in there, you must have a really big fucking pussy to lose a toy in it and not have any kind of periods or anything because there's backup for you. Oh my God, this is gross. But then again, there's women that like have babies. They don't know they're pregnant and there's something in there. That's nine months. That's not 10 years. Again, your IQ level has to be... Oh, you know what? Single digits. It may be something. I'm gonna read it and find out. I'm just taking a guess here. Sometimes something can go inside you and loop around. You know how you have like one side and the other, it loops around to fallopian tubes. Right. So it does kind of a T. Right. So it's something that goes around the edge and be stuck there. Wouldn't you feel it? I know when there's something foreign in my body. I've had a small thing wedged there that I didn't know. I mean, it was only two weeks, but there was no way when you could put things inside and everything else and not know it was there. It was like... You did know it was there. I did? Okay, I'll come on. No, I'm asking. No, I didn't. You did not. It was a tampon and I didn't know I hadn't taken one out and put another one in. In the meantime, this other one had traveled around and was lodged there for two weeks. And I only found out because I started to feel something like an infection or something. And I went to the doctor and the doctor had examined me like two weeks before after I had already put something up there and didn't see it because it had gone around the corner. Oh my goodness. See, that's what I'm saying. Okay, all right. So there are exceptions to the rule then. Maybe if it's a small enough thing. So you said you would know and you would probably only know if it was big enough where you could feel it. If it's a small thing, it's a sex toy now. No, it could be a bullet, but bullets aren't meant to be put up inside of your pussy. 10 years ago, isn't it like the battery? Oh my God, I don't want to think about like a battery deteriorating inside you after 10 years. Oh God. Okay, I'm gonna read it. All right, let's see what if she's, if she had an accident or if she's just stupid. Okay. A 38 year old woman. So basically she did it when she was 28. A 38 year old woman in Scotland who told doctors she was suffering from shaking, vomiting, incontinence and severe weight loss turned out to have a sex toy stuck inside her vagina that had been there for 10 years according to an article published in the June edition of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. The woman who the article notes was of normal intelligence. Your thing goes out the window. Told doctors she'd used the five inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a decade ago and didn't remember whether she took it out or not. Five inches. Five. That's, that's, that's, shrink it. That's more like five inches. That's four inches. No, that is not. I think a ruler is only this big. So, so six inches is half of a ruler. You just got an interesting measuring system. Five inches is not small. No wonder you're forgiving with your men. Five inches, four inches is really, it's not that big. It would be a little bit bigger than a, what you just said, a bullet. Be about, you know, a little bit bigger than a, a bullet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. viscovovaginal fistula, which is a tract that causes urine to flow into the vagina. Yikes. Oh, no. So that's like a kind of little channel that you're broaching two different areas. That is messed up. I'm just thinking I would notice. Normal intelligence. I don't know what their litmus test for normal intelligence is. I don't know. It's Scotland. I don't know if it's different. That was horrible and scary. She's just all cringing and grabbing herself. I am. I'm just rubbing my pussy. I can't imagine that I would not feel. I could feel the little beads that were in my pussy yesterday, all the little candy things rubbing up against each other. But they were rubbing up against each other. This would be a singular toy. It wouldn't be anything against soft tissue. I'm trying to make excuses for this woman. I have no idea why I'm doing that because she's obviously an idiot. I feel bad for her. And it's Scotland. I don't know what that means. I'm just thinking I would definitely know if there was something lost up in my pussy. And it would fall out too. My pussy, you put something up in there, gravity, the natural thing is for a dildo is going to be slippery to a certain extent. Would be for it to fall out. 38 years old, she'd still have periods. Okay, I think it actually got wedged in that T place. And that's the only thing that makes sense because you're right. With the fluids and everything that your body creates, it actually is a self-cleaning organism. Right. So it would fall out unless it went up around and got lodged there. Okay, that's just nasty. That's nasty. And that's horror. I got one for you. Mine's not, mine's not sore. Oh, this is just dumb. I mean, this is like, I can't even believe this. All right. Edwin Tobergta accused of sex with pool raft yet again. Not one time. Not two times. Not. Three times. This is the fourth time. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested in Hamilton, Ohio, for allegedly having sex with an inflatable pool raft by the side of the road. This is the fourth time he has been arrested for this kind of offense. In 2011, Tobergta was caught with his pants down in an alley with his neighbor's pink inflatable raft. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. He went to jail but was arrested again in 2013 for having sex with a pool raft. He went to jail for having sex with the exact same raft. He was loyal. Went and took his neighbor's raft again. Which inexplicably had not been thrown out. You'd think. They kept it. Because the neighbor knew what was going on, but like, oh, we need to use this again. We're out of budget. Pool toys are pool toys. They self-clean in the chlorine. What? I'm thinking pool toys. You've got kids. Okay, the whole thing's just fucked up. And it was in public because it was public indecency the third time. Yeah. And then finally. Finally. The first time it was, the first time was in an alley with the raft. Then in. The next time was, okay, no, the first time was, by the side of the road. By the side of the road. That was the last time. That's the fourth time. That's the fourth time. Okay, the second time in 2013, it was at his own home, and he was charged with public indecency because it happened within the view of children during the day. He pled guilty on that offense. And, it's unclear if this latest episode with the raft was the same raft or not. But in 2002, which seems to be when it started, he was arrested for publicly pleasuring himself with an inflatable pumpkin. That one wasn't a pool toy, so maybe he needed a little bit of variety. Variety, yeah. It's a plastic fetish. And in his newest mugshot for the, the most recent, the 2014 offense, he's wearing a t-shirt that reads, I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message. Well, he knows he has problems. Now, this has to be a type of fetish with the inflatables. Because we know our business caters to it. But when you get an inflatable doll, they have them, you know. Maybe that's too normal for him. Or maybe he's not into the women. I know they have male dolls. Maybe it's not, it's about, okay, the first thing he was fucking was a vinyl pumpkin. So, I would say inanimate object. And there's something about inflatable. Something about the inflatable that gets him. And they're all plastic. Maybe it, you know, I always try and figure out what the turn on factor is. Because if you're that obsessed with doing it, and you're doing it in public, and you're doing it on a regular basis. You're doing it in public. You've been arrested four times. Obviously, it's a really big turn on for you. Yeah, you're going back there. You're going back to that place. But it doesn't help it. So, I'm thinking, could, I love the smell of, of blow up pools. You know, those little, the rafts. There's that, that fake plasticky smell. Right. So, maybe it's, it's the smell. And then it's slippery. I bet he uses a lot of lube. Now, is this, or is it the plastic thing? Is it just like the being able to pump in and out? Like in days gone by, would he have like put a hole in a squash or something? Oh, so you're thinking if he actually tries to penetrate it. Right. I'm thinking he's just, he's just fake. I don't know. Oh my gosh. And then, and the fact that he did it in public. I want to see it. Yeah. But not in front of children. Not in front of children. One was in an alley. One was by the side of the road. But he did it once in front of children. So, he was charged with public indecency. Oh, it happened to be within the view of children during the day, which I get the feeling that that wasn't his turn on. Because he did it in an alley, which means that it was just being outside. It was probably, there were kids around, but he didn't intend to do it in front of them. He's an outdoor, guy. Yeah. His profile, OKCupid. You know, that's what he said. He loves the outdoors. Oh my gosh. You're so funny. And it's kind of sad because when you have such a focus fetish, and you find that's the only way you can get off, and not sad to have a focus fetish, but when you can't have your needs met, because it is so different, isolated, and, you know, maybe not publicly accepted. And that's the only way you, you know, like he said, he's mentally unbalanced. He can't find something else. So, leave a message. Yeah. You know what I would suggest is find a nice sex club in the area. Yeah. You know, that would cater. I can't wait to go back to the Green Door again. And, and I wouldn't. I'm, I have a puzzle in my mind. What color am I? Green Door? The Green Door? Yeah. I didn't tell you about that, about Nick and I going to the Green Door. Oh, is that the, with the swingers? The Swing Club. The Swing Club. And where you guys were like doing it for the first time. We did it in front of everybody. I didn't know that was the name of it. Yeah. It's called the Green Door in Las Vegas. So, I think we're going to go back for Avian. It looks like we might have a party then. We're, we're still working on it right now. Wow. Yeah. It'll be a lot of fun. At the Green Door? At the Green Door. Wow. Yeah. I may have to make a visit out there. That sounds like fun. Oh, it's so much fun. But I think that's the kind of place that you could get away with having, bringing your own raft. Nobody would. Bringing your own raft. Don't take your neighbors again. No. Bring your own. You know, save up. Buy your own raft. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back here on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. a bucket so they're kind of buckets there you go okay what do we know about sex positions for the car okay back seat is a spot where countless people have lost their virginity usually in a rather basic missionary position and there's nothing wrong with that but the next time a guy wants to mix it up a little he might try front seated in the front seat passenger side so this would be the passenger side no steering wheel unless one is a steering wheel it tilts out very far away the man sits naked or with his erection exposed that would be me and he may or may not recline his seat slightly but should be essentially sitting up the woman straddles him and lowers herself on his manhood arms wrapped around his neck i like that so partners are face to face and very close as they begin their sexual maneuvers so you have to like lower yourself on my big black dick all right let me lube it up yeah and these these seats are a little bit like car seats that we're sitting in um and up is pretend like i'm in the passenger seat uh in the front seat and then i'm in the passenger seat and then i'm in the passenger seat and then i'm in the front so there's no steering wheel or anything and ginger will let herself in the side door and she's all lubed or excited we can't tell which and she's going to sit down on top of my cock all right bring your cock over here what i'm going to do is i always travel in the car with a giant thing a giant and the cop stops you and goes what is in that bottle girl i've got the 32 ounce size of gun oil oh my gosh all right pouring it into my hand getting my big kelly nichols attached penis lubed up and ready for my pussy luckily i'm not wearing panties today oh my gosh i never knew i was going to grow up and do this and the cock is ready it is ready lubed up i'm going to put some of the lube on my pussy okay she's massaging the oil okay now i'm going to sit back and you're going to pretend like it's a car seat so remember you're going to be cramped here okay i have a little bit of room but not much because i can probably let's see and you have to put yeah your leg either side of my leg all right i'm going to slide it in nice and slow and you'll probably get your arms around my arms around your neck and tilt your back a little bit tilt my back i tilt your your pelvis because i i want your your pelvis your vagina to be able to accept it okay there we go all right now my knees would actually have to be up on the seat all right all right i'm going to pretend that we've got a place to put my legs now how does that feel this is a really good strap on yeah i'm holding the base of it so i could like if i was a man i'd have to hold it in position so it would glide into your pussy at the right angle it wouldn't be like too jutting out and it would miss you so is how does that feel you have to rock back so it goes into your vagina just right or is that working no it's working out just about any position that i go in and i'm going to put my legs in the right position and i'm going to put my legs in the right position and i'm going to put my legs in the right position wow yeah no this is good now you have control over it right i have complete control if i was a guy i would just hold still and let you do all the work still and let me hump giddy up all right baby okay this is the perfect size penis this is the perfect um strap on for kelly nichols giddy up she's killing me all right sex position number one all right that was a positive i would say the only negative in that was she was so enthusiastic in her bouncing that my thigh muscles were taking off i'm so sorry i got i got all excited i just i just didn't i don't know if i was tensing up or what but it was like wow you were so energetic that was like i can't wait to do this with you in private this is this is kind of like breaking our cherry because we have talked about uh actually having me use one of these on jenny's um i'm going to use this one because i'm a big banger because i've done it before on women i find it very stimulating i know i can pull off the move i'm bigger than she is so from behind i could actually work it in and out of her with some kind of over her my body's longer than hers and it would work and i know that i could keep up a rhythm she would like but this is a nice breaking your cherry and i like the two of us and you know what this is very very similar to nick's dick it is almost exact same dick nick honey i'm just doing yeah were you around pipe dreams anytime last year or something were they casting your cock that's his vein oh no okay honey is there something you want to tell me that you're doing on the side here and it's really neat because it's it's got a real good give that you don't always find with silicone like i can squish the head i literally look at that you know what though i just used the wrong kind of lube on it oh oh that's okay i've already done it all right too little it's not going to ginger lynn's is not going to melt it i hope no the lube's going to melt it okay but right now we're saying right now we're safe okay so next position that was that was a big yes okay so we like the girl on top in there like the girl on top i gave myself a little bit of extra play there by being able to use my feet standing on the floor but the chair isn't as wide as there is so she can't put her knees on either side of me so that was just that was facing and in a very small contained environment that was as best as we could duplicate So I'm liking that one in the car a lot. And with the girl on top, I could ride really easily and giddy up. Yep, yep, there we go. She was all about in control there. Okay, so. What's the next one? Let's see. This is optimal for a man wishing to receive oral sex. It'll be tasting gun oil, baby. If one's car has bucket seats in the front, the man sits between them, between the bucket seats, and spreads his legs. The woman sits in the back seat and leans over so she can feliciate. No, how do you say that? Feliciate. Feliciate. You spelled it wrong. The man in front. So I would be between the two front seats facing backwards, and you'd be in the back seat. So I'd be kind of like this. And between the two seats, you'd be sitting in the back seat. So I'd be on the back seat. Yeah, and it would be kind of a bench back seat. So you would have the. The whole back seat to play with. All right. And then she'd go down on me. Let's cheat it so the camera can see it over here. Okay. Can we do that? We sure can. All right. Now I won't be able to talk. And I. There we are. Okay. And so. You know what? I'm cheating again. I'm going to pretend that they're bigger back seats than they are. And I'm going to get down on my knees. We're driving a Lincoln. Okay. It's a Bentley. We've got a driver. She says it's a Bentley. So Ginger is now going down. As if I was reversing. I'm in reverse position facing the back seat. And she would be off the back seat facing me. And I would be straddling the middle console facing her. My dick would be out and up and hard. And that's what Ginger looks like from this vantage point. Okay. She's taking my cock into her mouth. And doing it slow. She's now on the head. Wrapping her lips. Whoa. I see what Nick sees on you. No wonder he loves blowjobs from Ginger Lynn. She's wrapping her tongue around the tip. And she's tickling my little slit. Now her mouth is going over the head. And she's tickling my slit again. I'm putting my tongue in your pee pee hole. I'm just in my pee pee hole, she said. Absolutely. I'm actually getting kind of vestigial tinglings from this. Because it's like I'm just picturing what this would feel like if she was doing the underside of my cock. Working herself back up to the head. Apparently I have pubic hair because she's pulling something out of her mouth. I don't know how it's possible. And then she's going and she's taking it deep. And she's taking deep. She's taking a good five inches. Ginger's five inches. From cock into her mouth. And she's using her hand on the edge of her mouth to give me a hand job and a blow job at the same time. And she's slow. And then she's licking the top. Oh, and her hand is moving slowly. She is a talented girl. I can see this would be a very unique time. Time consuming, in a good way, blow job. So, okay, knock, knock. Cops at the door. Okay, he's flashing his flashlight. What are you doing down there, miss, on your knees? Would you like one? I'm giving lollipop flicks. Let's get out of a ticket. Go for it. I'll call you daddy if you want. Oh, my God. How many tickets have you gotten out of that way? You know what? I've never gotten out of a ticket that way. Never. Wait. I thought all blondes did. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I did once when I was actually eating. My girlfriend and I, Patty, we were driving. And I can't remember. We were coming back from the Palomino. We had gone swing dancing. And we were driving home. We both had on little cowgirl or little skirts and cowboy boots. And she was driving. And I lifted up her skirt. And I was down there licking her pussy. And she was driving kind of, you know, a little bit off the road there. Not staying between the lines. And doing the right thing. Because she was a little distracted. So she gets pulled over. And my head is caught between the steering wheel and her pussy. And I can't get my head out. Oh, no. I'm trying really hard. I'm trapped. And I'm panicking. I'm trying to get out. And I can't. So the cop comes up. And he flashes the light in the car. And Patty's sitting there trying to be cool. And I'm like between her legs like a fish flopping around in the car. So cool. Under pressure. You snorted. I did. It was so cool. It was so ridiculous. Oh, my God. What happened then? He just, he let us go. He said, you know, you can't do that when you're driving. You were punished enough being trapped between her legs. I finally got my head out. And I was like, I'm so sorry. Was he turned on at all? He had to be. He had to be. It was, you know, one of those things where you've got two hot girls. She's got long blonde or long brown curly hair. Really long legs. And I was just in between them. And I'm, you know, she's about six inches taller than me. And I'm the little blue-eyed blonde. She's got the big green eyes. And the dark hair. And it was just, we were such opposites. And so young and so cute. That he just let us go. So that time I did get out of it. But I didn't intentionally flaunt what I was doing. I think it was. It was a circumstance. Okay. Okay. I'll buy that. I'll give you points. Although, yeah, every blonde I've known has always gotten out of a ticket one way or the other. Us brunettes have a harder time. Right, Jenny? Yeah. See? It's just not the same. No. Yeah. Blondes are like a big sign. It's like, I don't know if the guys can have bragging rights. Because they flagged a blonde and then let her off. Or what? But it's a bigger deal. I don't know. But I got. Yesterday I was driving along. And there was a cop that pulled up alongside of me. And he was just smiling away. Just looking down. You know, flirting. And I just smiled back at him. And I'm going, okay. Most officers are really great guys. My tags are expired. Fuck. I hope you just keep looking at my eyes. Just keep looking at me right now. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. The wink. The nod. Power of suggestion. Oh, my God. All right. All right. So I'm giving. I'm giving a big thumbs up to both the woman sitting cowgirl on the man with her knees on the seat while she fucks him. And the blowjob when the guy is sitting in the middle console facing the back. And the girl's on the back seat. Was that hard to do? If you were sitting your butt on there and giving head? How was that? From your perspective? No, I could totally do it. Because you would be a little bit higher than me. Right. So I had to. I had to. I wonder if it would almost be uncomfortable for the guy, though. Because would he kind of be like. He'd be balancing. He'd be balancing probably on his tailbone a little bit, I would think. Because you got. I found myself rocking back a little bit. Okay. And he's. If he's sitting on the console. Yeah, it would be a little bit. But I would think tailboning it. But if the. Oh, you know how I imagined it? Like his knees on the driver in the passenger seat. And him standing through the middle. That's how I thought it was. So both of you guys are in the back seat. Yeah, kind of. He's kind of. He's on the console, but sitting on it facing the back seat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he would have to be like in an A form, like with his legs out. And then it's just right in the middle. So you're sitting in the middle of the back seat. Right. Right. I would think. This is just, again. If you were a large man, it wouldn't work. Yeah, no. Well, I mean, yeah. This is all about the size of the people and the size of the car. Yeah. Yes. Yes. In our Bentley so far, we're having a great time. We seem to be able to do anything. I've got a big nine-inch cock in our Bentley. See, there's this beautiful blonde doing me. I mean, it's fantasy time. Okay, here's what I wanted to do. Okay. The doggy buckets. The woman assumes a doggy position with her arms resting on the back seat. The man kneels between the front bucket seats. Now, this is where you might be right, Jenny, where he's supposed to be somehow between the two front bucket seats and enters the woman from behind. So I would say the way that I did you with my cock, I would be kind of in the back seat sitting on, or fucking you from the middle console. Well, I was, are we in the front seat or the back seat? It's the bucket seats. That's the front. With her arms, assumes doggy position with her arms resting on the back seat. So that would be like this. Right. So would you be in the middle? Let's see. The man kneels between the front bucket seats and enters the woman from behind. So. Am I turning? So you're definitely on the back seat and I'm supposed to be figure out somehow that I'm in the middle of the car in a position where I can penetrate you doggy style. Oh, I'm in the back seat. You're in the back seat and I'm in the middle. Maybe again, like I was feeding my cock to you only this way. I'm facing you maybe half standing up, half sitting and your ass is towards me and I get to fuck you from behind. Okay. Why don't I get in your seat so the camera can see me? Okay. I can see it. Okay. We'll just swap out. Do I do you need more lube on your cock? You tell me. Maybe a little bit for you. Let me lube you up, baby. Sheesh. Generous lubing. Okay. Hold on. It's good for your skin too. I'll just rub it on my legs. Let's see if we can do this. All right. Okay. I'm going to try to get it in. Okay. All right. All right. So I'm assuming the doggy style position. Oh, dear Lord. You got to bend down like you would have the back seat to bend down on. I'm going to get up like I'm on the console a little bit. Okay. That's my butt hole. Okay. I'm going to sit down here on the console. Okay. Let me guide it into the right hole. I'm going to do the reach around. Oh, I see. It's really lower. Yeah, it's a lot lower. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. it is there we go okay now okay okay i'm holding my cock now you also get to control the movement on this okay i don't know if the camera can pick it up but i'm feeling you lowering yourself on my cock let me just switch it around so you got yeah you're turning so it's the cock is going to one side of your vagina but this is the control you would have yeah this is a good position i like i can pump back i could pump back a little bit okay there we go yeah oh we've got good rhythm together yeah we do we're good how are your knees my knees are fine your thighs my thighs are fine okay all right this is a good one yeah i like it all right all right we both had control on that one yes okay all right so far we're loving sex in the back seat of our car in the front seat of our car i'm just loving being an evently but oh my gosh i know it's my first time too it's your first time too oh i've heard that before oh my gosh this is crazy okay yeah i'm great you've i have ginger juice on me i've got ginger juice yes you do i think the rest of this is just like standing in the front seat facing the front with with your with the raising of the roof so what haven't we done that you would do in a car because this is kind of like raising the roof to what's in the trunk we can't really do the trunk is it just for sex or can you guys do hand jobs or i hope i could definitely reach over and give you a handy and let's pretend like i'm driving and you're okay i love it all right i'm all excited about driving and you're like oh my gosh i'm so excited i love it all right i'm all excited about driving and you're like oh my gosh i'm so excited about having her do me all right i'm driving i'm gonna unzip your pants okay oh yeah she's inside there for me oh honey i'm trying to drive you're distracting me oh yes i am oh my gosh don't you worry about it just you keep your eyes on the road just let me i'm gonna drive with a stick shift here okay that's nice and i'm trying to drive and keep eyes in the road and it's really hard not to look down and see her hand on my cock and she's pumping my cock with her hand and i'm trying not to go above 55 but it's really hard because she's doing a nice vigorous stroking on my black cock and then she'll slow down and then she's fast and speeds up again and i'm speeding up again depending on what she's doing to my cock and then she's slowing down so i'm taking my foot off the accelerator and we're getting you and now she's speeding up again and i'm speeding up and i could see how this would be so hard and your concentration would be so torn if you were trying to drive folks do not do this at home do not do this on the road this is an amazing kind of feeling um it's a little thrill seeking here but um if your woman is as good as ginger is uh you should not be driving it's all consuming because i can just picture what this would be like and i've got a good imagination and i'm going to take pictures of it and take pictures of it and take pictures of it and take pictures of it It's a pleasure to come all over this beautiful woman's face. And she's licking her lips. And there's that cop at the window again with the flashlight. Oh, my gosh. Honey, why do you have your dick in my hand again? I told you about that. You can't be doing that while we're driving. You know, you tell me that again and again, and it keeps popping out. I'm sorry, officer. Officer, he's... It's my fault. That was fun. That was fun. I particularly like splooging on your face. That was really fun. I'd like to do that in reality. I wish I had that ability. Maybe we can get one of those strap-ons that have, like, little ball sack squirting things. Squirting ones, yeah. That would be fucking hot as shit. That would be hot. You know what? I'm going to call Sabrina and see if I can go over to their warehouse and look for... Look at this stuff. She brings in so many cool things, but maybe I can go and pick things out, and then she can bring them in. Right. Because even if the harness was bad, if it was something we could take out and put in a good harness, we might be able to contrive something that, like, would feel good to you, would feel good to me, and then would be able to squirt it. That would be... Sometimes you squeeze the ball as it comes out. Sometimes it's a separate little... There's a little pump. Yeah. A little bulb thing with a tube that's attached to it. Yeah. Right. Either one, though, they work for me. And if you mix it with a little bit of condensed milk... That was my next question. ...and water. Condensed milk, okay. Condensed milk, you know, the thick kind they use for baking? Sure. Use it with sweetened condensed milk and water, and it's the perfect consistency. Oh, I was going to say lumpy milk, but okay. I'll do the condensed milk. I was going to say, are there strap-ons, too? Like how your... Excuse me. Your mask that has, like, the inside... Oh, yes. ...and the one out? That would probably work with that, too. The only thing about that is it's filled with air, so it moves... It moves a lot. Mm. Duh. And that's the last thing. But it wouldn't be the pump one. It would be an actual strap-on that just has, like, dual dildos. Dueling dildos? Like one that the girl who's wearing it would have inside. Oh, I see. So it's a double-headed dildo and one... Oh. And it can even have something to play with, like, the clit or something. I don't know. So you mean the dildo goes inside the girl's... It goes in both girls. Okay. That's hard to, like... Fuck a girl, like, from behind or do it like a guy. The strap-on... They make strap-ons where there's... In the harness that goes underneath, there's a part that inserts into the girl like a dildo. So when I... Let's say I had it on and I was fucking Ginger, it would be moving in me as I'm moving in her. And rather than it being, like, let's say this was the cock, it kind of goes up like this. It's a little thing that goes in your pussy. Oh, we're talking about two different things but the same concept. I've actually had a harness that had something in the middle. In the middle of the strap that would be like a... See, that I think it would like better. I've tried the one that's actually attached to the cock and it's very hard to get the right positioning. Right, the angle. And trust me, the other one is really good. And if it's... They even have one that inserts in your butt, in your vagina, and then you have a penis to insert in the girl in front of you. Wow. Now, is it one size fits all? No, they've got those little plugs that you can insert different size dildos in you. So basically, if you're a girl and you want... If it's something small in your pussy, it has like a little plug that you can put a small dildo on. You can choose. The pieces are different. The one that goes in your ass and the one that goes in your pussy are not attached to each other. No, they're not. They're separate. And they float separately on the leather that goes between your legs. Okay. And it's a soft leather so it doesn't chafe. That sounds really nice. Who makes that? It was a company that's not in business anymore but it was just pretty amazing. And then a variation of that was one that it fit inside your vagina and on the same leather there would be this bumpy piece of rubber that would act against your clit. So if you were pushing into say a girl's ass in front of you, her vagina and you were pushing in your own clit would be rubbing against this piece of rubber with the little knobs on it. So you'd be getting clitoral stimulation at the same time. See, now that I would like. That would be my little pumping. See, I would like the penis inside of me while I fucked you. And you would like the clit. The clit thing. The thing that would win would be one that would do both for us. We'll have to design one. If we think about it, it's probably already done. I think that's funny. That was so much fun. I'm covered in gun oil now. So am I. I'll get you to tell them in just a second. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. called Forced Orgasms. And did you know, Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mountain Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. We are back. I am Ginger Lynn with Kelly Nichols. You're listening to Blame It on Ginger. Hope you're having a great Thursday afternoon. We're having a great one here. We really are. I've just gotten satisfied every which way but Sunday. Is that still like, can I say that or is that too old fashioned? No, I like it. Every which way but Sunday? Every which way but Sunday in a Bentley. In a Bentley. I really like that addition. I said, a Lincoln Town Car and you're like, no, it's a Bentley. Kelly Nichols and I were both just in our first Bentley. Yes. And we fucked in three different positions and it was amazing for both of us and she ended up coming all over my face. And we did this with a strap on and a good imagination on both our parts. Abso-fucking-lutely. All right. Now, there are many ways to have sex. You can have it with your partner. You can have it by yourself. You can have it with money. You can have it with your family, partners. One of my favorite things to do is to give my man a handjob. He's not a huge, huge fan of handjobs. He'd much rather have his dick in my mouth, which I always build up to and get it there eventually. But I love the way a cock feels in my hands. I love stroking it. I love the way the balls feel. I love to pull on them. I love to tickle them. I love to play with them. And you like doing it when you're giving head too. I noticed when I was looking down and you were giving a head to my pseudo cock, you were using your hands a lot. I do. I do. I do. In a good way. Not to compensate for lack of talent in your mouth, but to, along with your mouth, really give a great blowjob. I love doing it. And I've got my own little buildup and rhythm and way that I do it. And I don't want it to be over too quickly. And I don't want to just, I don't want to bob my head up and down the whole time. So I've incorporated my head, my hands, my lips, my mouth, my fingers, your tip of your cock, your head of your cock, I don't know what the parts are called, but if I were to take my finger and put it in the back of your cock and the front and slide my forefinger and my thumb up and down, both of those places are really erogenous zones. I like to play with the pee-pee hole. I like both hands wrapped around. And you're going to show us, aren't you? I'm just kind of going through all of it. I love giving hand jobs. Wow. I love it. And I wish that Nick liked it more. I would give him more, but he... Well, most guys just, they want to go, it's like, you know, jumping the foreplay and going to sex. Guys really, just want to go right to the mouth. But if they would learn how talented we could be, maybe it's just a learning curve that they haven't had a good... Oh, really? He knows. He'd rather I give him a half an hour blowjob. But he... Okay, you said something key that the hand job leads up to a blowjob. Exactly. So he just needs to... It's a penalty there. You're just going to wait, mister. I'm going to play with your dick for a half an hour before I put it in my mouth. It's ginger time. You're going to like it. Damn it. That's right. Watch that football. Show me what you do to Nick here. I have a... Well, what... Is this the right size here? That one's... Too small. No, I think I want the dragon dick. Wow, Nick, you've just been complimented. We're pulling out the dragon dick. All right. Okay, this thing's about 10 pounds of latex. Let's show the camera. This is like... We call it our dragon dick because it's mythologically colored and it's something you would think you would see on a dragon. The folds of it lie in this very colorful scales and it's beautiful. I just could never conceive of ever even anything closely related. This is approaching my vagina. No way. No, I wouldn't want that anywhere near my pussy. I wonder how much I could get in it. You've never tried? I thought you would try with that. Oh, my God. It's been on the show all this time and you haven't tried. Okay. You decided to try now. Ah! Ginger put the dragon dick on her chair and she's got enough gun oil in her to see if she could like... Okay, forget the hand jobs. We're going for Ginger trying to sit on the dragon dick. Again, she's got enough gun oil in her. How much... Are you getting it in? No, I'm just working on the head. The head is like a baby's fist. No, it's bigger than that. It's like a small child's fist. I'm not going to give an age because that would be inappropriate. A small child and a small person is a baby's fist. And then she's getting at the right angle. She's using her thigh muscles. You know what? It's too floppy. Ah. Maybe if you hold the base. Okay. Am I getting it in? I can't tell if it's just stretching me. I don't think it's in. I think it's... No, it's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere. This thing is... It's huge. It's huge. And it's... See, this might have gotten in the opening. The tiny... Where the little pee-pee slit is, it's a doable size. And then it quickly goes into kind of a non-circumcised head that widens out. And it's bigger than almost my hand. I can't even imagine that getting inside you, Ginger. And you've had a lot of things inside of you. What if I lean back in my chair? See if you can feed it into my pussy. I will try. Are you up for that? Yeah. You better put your legs up. See, I don't have any other co-hosts that would do this with me. Really put your legs up. All right. Putting my legs up, leaning back. Kelly is spreading my pussy open. Trying to get some of the dragon dick into my pussy. I don't know if it's possible. I think it's just too... Do you think we'd have to give you a C-section if I got some of this stuff in you? I think so. It ain't going... No, it's just like this much kind of went into you and then it's just going no fucking way, Jose. So, okay, on the dragon dick, why don't you show me what you would do if you found somebody this big to give a handjob to? I would run. I would run. No, I've got my own penis at home. I don't want that giant, big dragon dick. I could do a normal dick and you could do a dragon dick. Okay. Okay. I'm talking with my mouth full today. We have the dragon dick because Ginger said she wanted to give a handjob to it, but then she got greedy and wanted to fuck it. Now we're back to giving handjobs. All right. So how to give a good handjob. Right. I'm going to take it and start with lube. When I'm giving a handjob at home, I like to use lube better than spit. It's much more slippery. I'm running, pouring the lube over my giant dick. Giant dragon dick. I'll take the gun oil. Okay. And I've got my hand. Now this is much bigger than a normal dick. So what I'm doing is I'm taking my fingers and stroking just the tip. I'm playing just with the head of my penis right now. All four fingers running back and forth over the tip. Circling it. Let me aim it a little bit more towards the camera here. Yeah. Just over the tip. Four fingers, four fingers sliding up and down. There you go. Two hands. Now she's doing it with two hands. Going in rotating directions. Using her fingertips. And you're really lubed up. So they're just slipping over the head of that cock. That would be an amazing sensation. Now because it's so big, I'm going to use two hands to do what I normally would with one. And I'm just playing with the tip. And then I'm going to slide my hands all the way down. I'm going to hold it at the base and run my hands back up slowly. My fingers wrapped all the way around your cock. Squeezing hard. Back up to the tip and running my fingers over it again. One, two, three, four. Just rubbing them back and forth. Both hands now stroking up and down. My fingers lightly running over your cock. And you're going faster now. I notice you go from fast to slow to fast. So someone can't second guess you. They can't get into like, they can't get comfortable because you have them second guessing. That's nice. That keeping them on the edge of their seats, so to speak. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you're covering the ball area, making sure the boys are not left out. And while you do the balls, you leave the cock in attendance sometimes. Just concentrate on the balls. And I would pull on them, stretch them out. And then going back. Now you got one hand on the balls and one hand going up the cock to the head. I love how you like squeeze at the very top when you go up and down. You make it like a tight vagina with your hands. I do. I saw that. Yeah. I was picturing that when you were, the little bit that you were doing with my cock, it was like you were making it like a tight opening for me to pierce. Exactly. So it's like the sensation of piercing a mouth or a vagina you're allowing with hands. Exactly. That's really neat. So that's my basic hand job technique. There's variations of it. My fingers will play for hours and hours and hours. I could literally play with your dick. I could play with Nick's dick for hours. Really? Yeah. And I get lost and I would close my eyes and feel every vein, run my hands down the outside, stroking it, almost petting it just on one side. You are almost petting it. Mm-hmm. And the hardness, the firmness of your cock presses back up. And depending on the man, but, the right man, right? Yeah. The right man would sit still for this and love every minute of it and the length of time you're taking. That's a lot of attention to give a man and his cock. That's very flattering. It feels good to me. I love the feel of a cock in my hands. I love feeling that it's hard. And I know that it's hard because I'm touching it, because I'm paying attention to it, because I'm giving it the attention it needs. I'm worshiping that cock. And I can just sit there forever, especially, you know, I'm not going to sit there forever. Mm-hmm. Especially if we're watching a television show. Sometimes I'll just stroke Nick's cock for an entire hour while we're watching the show. And you're, are you watching it at the same time? I'm watching the TV show. I'm just completely. My dick just went down. Now see, if I had a cock and you were touching it. But it's not always sexual. I am, okay, really? No, it's not always sexual. I will just stroke it because I- You'd stroke a flaccid cock? Yeah, yeah, it always gets hard, but I would, it'll stay soft for a while. Right. You know, when I'm-. Right. When I first started doing it. So it's a texture thing for you. It's a, and a rhythm thing. It's not necessarily, it doesn't require necessarily your full attention. You like the sensation flowing between your hands and there's a rhythm, but you don't have to have all your attention, you know, riveted on it. It's almost like sculpting. I'm sitting here doing it now and I'm rubbing it and I'm stroking it and I'm talking to you and engaging in a full conversation, but my hands are doing something very sensual, very artistic. I want to sing Sea of Love from the Ghost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what it's like for me. Like when she's sitting in the pottery. Yeah. And the wheel's in front and you're just, I get that because I've been with a pottery wheel before and the clay kind of molds itself around your hands and is moving in your hands and you kind of zen out. Yes, and a cock will do that too. A cock will be hard, it'll be softer. It'll feel different at the tip and then it does at the base. You've got the balls to go down and play with and sometimes if you play with the balls for too long, the dick starts to get soft, so you go back up and do it again. Mm-hmm. I'm sculpting a cock. You are sculpting a cock. You are such an artist, girlfriend. I am. Where does it stop with you? I'm giving cock sculpting classes. Say that really quickly. At the adult school and... Ladies, we'll be ending up, we will be using clay. You know what? That would be a fun thing to make. I would like to make a dragon dick out of clay. Out of clay and you would have fun sculpting it on the wheel to start with at least. I would. Yeah. I would. Do you hear music? I do hear music. It's out. There's music in the room, it's outside. Yeah, there's music in the room. Come in here. Now it stopped. Now it stopped. Weird. That was fun. Totally bizarre. Do, do, do, do. Oh my goodness. Anyway, that's my hand job technique. I liked it. Did you like it? I liked it. What are some of the rules and do you want me to read some of the things that they talk about hand jobs and see if I'm any good? Yeah, please. I'll put the dig in there. All right. So let's see if any of my techniques are similar to what is recommended on the internet. I print out some of these articles. I don't read them ahead of time. So I don't know if we're going to have any of the things that I've done in common or if I'm totally off base here or if they're off base. Let's find out. How to give a hand job six tips to make him come hard. Once you know how to give a hand job to a guy, you can be guaranteed that he will return the favor. Okay. That is not true. That is not true. That's, that's a lie right there. Nope. There we go. Um, all right. So how can you give your man a great hand job? Well, a good idea would be to check out the. Free bad girls Bible newsletter. We're going to skip that. We don't want to, we don't care about first things first. Make sure that you are both clean and hygienic. Okay. You know what? I skipped talking about that. Very, very true. The last thing you want is a nasty cock or a dirty pussy. Um, especially guys, if you have foreskin, make sure that you pull that stuff back, get it clean underneath girls. Do the same with the hood of your clit. And just good sense. Because if you start rubbing on something with lotion stuff, if you have like lint or hair, it's going to like. Clay up and get dirty under your, your hand. It just won't work. No. Now you may be thinking of grabbing his cock straight away when in fact a little buildup will make his hand job way more fulfilling and sexy. You can start by rubbing outside his trousers with your hands and slightly grabbing his cock through his jeans. Then when you feel that he's starting to get quite hard, you can reach inside and actually grab it. I love that moment. Don't you? I do too. I do too. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. ever really I have a gene fetish there's if I grab my man's cock through his jeans my pussy will will throb every time I don't know what it is I love the fabric I love the I just love blue jeans I know I have a similar one but with girls I love when the seam catches up on between the legs I don't like necessarily like a camel toe walking towards me right but I'm sitting with the girl and there it's a sexual moment and stuff and it kind of dips up between her legs and clefts up and then you put your hand down there and it's warm and your hand runs on the seam and it's dipping up into her clit area and stuff and it's swollen on either side of the seam because she's starting to get excited through the jeans right loving it loving it that's a really good one that's a really good one oh so it works with girls and guys now grab it and stroke it lightly that's what you were doing now that you have it have your hands down his pants it's time to grab his penis in your hands start by grabbing it very lightly and gently stroking it up and down and I definitely do that in the beginning very very lightly allow your fingers to gently brush up and down his shaft this may about this may not be obvious to most people learning how to give a hand job but if you start off really fast it's usually not that enjoyable for most guys get desensitized yeah and and it's just they don't want you going in and just jerking it so I will stroke it for the longest time and they are gentle brushes with my fingers if I do squeeze it tightly it's when I get up near the head and I make it like as Kelly said like a little tight little pussy right and I don't add something here too and you if you jerk it really fast they know how to jerk their cocks they masturbate so when it comes to fast jerking they do it best and if you're not in the same wheelhouse as they are in terms of jerking it's gonna turn them off it's just it doesn't work for a lot of guys I agree so I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one I'm gonna go ahead and start with the first one I'm gonna go along with the first one grab it and stroke it lightly what's next one on the list Kelly oh tell them how it feels you may be a little shy or nervous when you're starting jerking him off but relax it's completely normal you may also feel a little shy or nervous telling him how it feels to have his dick in your hands you have no problem but trust me every guy loves hearing sexual talk not necessarily dirty talk and there is a big difference because a lot of guys don't like dirty talk I happen to but it turns some people off but if you tell them just how what his cock means to you and how good it feels guys like hearing that they are making you feel good and that what they're presenting to you is nice that their package is something that you would like that that kind of pumps up their ego a little bit so you can start telling them how it feels to give him a hand job you can say really simple things like I really like how your dick feels in my hands I love doing this notice that all these tips are just simple things that you can use to get rid of your dick and you can use them to add to the hand job that you were giving to him absolutely absolutely and the last next one is not so fast most most guys get aroused very easily and because of this they can also come very quickly often in under a minute however this is not necessarily a good thing when you are learning how to give a great hand job you need to try and prolong the hand job for at least ginger five minutes so to prevent him from coming quickly you need to use soft touches now if my blow jobs or hand jobs lasted five minutes I would be embarrassed I would be ashamed I would be I would have to crawl underneath of this table it's a double-edged sword because either you're that good that he was but no you're right I think they don't think that is necessary a compliment means that like you just got him off like you could get himself off you can make it last longer no you tease him that's something guys don't do with them they don't sit there and tell themselves fuzzy wuzzy things and stroke them I mean not every guy but a lot of guys just they stroke off exactly I don't think anything that I am doing with you sexually should last less than 20 minutes anything last night Nick ate my pussy it was a good half an hour just licked my pussy 20 minute rule all the way around for you I I like it for yeah you know a blowjob 20 minutes hand job 20 minutes and now they can go longer than that but that's my minimum otherwise I think you're not really into it and you just do I mean occasionally I'll just do it to get off but but that should be the the rarity not the norm and that's for you personally to yourself right that's for well no if I'm getting myself off I'm off in 30 seconds got it it's just about getting off it's not about the whole journey the journey or experience yeah and I want my when I'm with another person I want that whole thing to be an experience at least 20 minutes yeah and yeah and you're right it would be kind of insulting to just jerk off in five minutes to be like okay they're done if you came over I could get out the touchy magic wand hold it on you could come in in in a minute or two right and and then now what now what you know okay now let me let me lead up let me spank you a little bit let me tie up your tits let me you know i could go from there to there and i could make it a torture thing or a you know a forced orgasm thing whenever i wanted to but in general i'm not going to make you come right away and that's all the time we have for this oh damn it that went so fast it flew by i want to thank you kelly nichols i love you i love you this was so much fun as always it always is thank you for listening i hope you enjoyed it do me a favor go to itunes and give us a rating if you're listening to the show i know that you're enjoying it let us know that's how we keep the show 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