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I ain't no loans So If you guys are listening To the show right now This is a piñata hour here At skidroad.la Skidroadstudios.com We have Frank LePaul Doing the mixing So Wonderfully Yes We are really excited Out here today Because we have Our special guest Mariachi Elbron He's going to be Calling us In a few seconds Or a few minutes So just stay tuned We're going to have A little interview We're going to ask him questions You're more than welcome To participate by Calling us Call us 1-800-893-9562 You can call us Ask questions Why Mariachi Elbron What's up with that And Yeah And! Blah blah blah So go ahead Call us 1-800-893-9562 So what's up Frank What do you got? What do you got today? I'm going to play a song After this Okay Grupo They're actually called Grupo Santa Cecilia Oh Santa Cecilia Yeah Not Santa Cecilia But Grupo Santa It's an old group Oh Yeah Grupo Santa Cecilia Okay you'll Yeah Okay got it Got it We also have Consuelo Chelo Rico She's going to be here She's actually downstairs Right now She's getting ready What? Yeah She's getting ready We're going to take some pictures So our cameraman Slash engineer He's going to do that Yeah I'm just getting him involved Okay so yeah She's getting ready downstairs So Just give us a few minutes We're going to play some more music We're going to get all situated here Thanks for the chelas mano Hey no problem Thanks for the models Yeah Hey thank you You know I'll do what I can for you guys Oh yeah Cool You cool man You cool All right So we're going to go ahead And play some more records! Five music Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 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Yes, yes. What is this pizza coming from? Studio City. Oh, Studio City. Yeah, Pink Dot. Pink Dot? I didn't know they delivered pizza. So what's up, Colin? Who's this? This is Joby from the Bronx. Joby from the Bronx. What's up, man? Thanks for calling. Sorry about the little missed line here. I don't know what happened. We had it all set up, and all of a sudden, it's just like, what? What happened? So you guys are ready for tonight, a la cita? No. Yes. Maybe. Oh, yeah. What does that mean? But you guys are going to be there tonight, right? Yeah. I'm trying to get the... I ran out of gas. Oh, damn. I'm trying to make it there. I should be there right now. But I'm running late. Do you have AAA? Yeah. Okay, that's good. Well, at least you have AAA. You know, you're driving now towards LA right now then, right? Yeah, yeah. Out of the valley. But how are you guys doing? We're doing just fine, dude. We just want to thank you for calling us, man. Yeah. This means a lot to us because, you know, we're like a little station trying to come up. And I was like, I've always been a fan of you guys. A lot of people have questions. Like, people ask me like, hey, so what's happened? What happened to this guy? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? Is he okay? So what's happened? What happened to this guy? I'm like, well, I have no idea. And then everybody's been asking me how you guys changed or how did it started? Like you guys were like playing with 400 Bluffs. I seen you guys with them lots of time. So now all of a sudden you got into the mariachi style and I'm like, how did that started? I think I would use mariachi pretty lightly. Most of us are pretty good at it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nothing really You know, it's just we all Really like that style of music So we decided to play it But those outfits make you look good I'm sorry, what? There's no real good story behind it We just all really love that style of music So we decided to start playing it Uh-huh I noticed you have a girl there in the band I've seen her lately Right What is she playing? Hang on one second I can barely hear you Okay Let me move positions here This is so cool Because you guys are from LA And you drive me from the valley Into, you know, downtown It's like, that's pretty cool Well, yeah We were doing a show Up there this afternoon Right, how was the show last night? Sweaty Yeah No, no, no We played for way too long We played for 80 minutes And bummed everybody out Holy Oh, no Wow So if you really Just trying to I don't know We didn't bum everybody out It was hot We played for way too long Hey, so Nobody wants to play for 80 minutes Right? I would like to see that, though Hey, so now Since you guys are mariachis now And wearing all the outfits I have a question Okay When you guys wake up in the morning After partying all night What is it going to be? Menudo or pozole? Yeah I would say Probably neither What about chicharrones? I was going to say birria What about Captain Crunch? There you go All right, that's cool Oh, that's light That's light Are you going to eat it out of One of those creamer plastic cups? Yes Of course With a plastic spoon Yeah Crazy So also Say what? Do you guys eat menudo? Oh I do We do the birria No menudo birria Do you have a good menudo spot? Uh Oh, in the valley? I don't know I've never tried to I know there's a lot of good Peruvian restaurants up there in the valley Ah That's what I heard There's a lot of good Peruvian restaurants for reals All right I'll take your word for it I searched it there Google it A few Peruvian restaurants So where did you get your outfits? Because, you know, there's obviously here in L.A. There's one in the middle of the city, right? There's one spot where you can get a really good mariachi outfit Did you Where did you guys get your outfits from? Well It's kind of a two-part story We used to It was a place in Boyle Heights Right All the El Pais designs It was right next to Candelas You know that spot And But he I believe came down with cancer Oh, really? Or a brain tumor So he His store ceases to exist So now This place called Casa del Mariachi Finished him up Right I think they're like They were charging quite a bit for an outfit Last time I checked Yeah You know I don't know Ours are pretty cheap They're not real fancy We definitely got the cheapest ones we can get Right You guys have a I saw another picture You guys wearing like an orange They have like an orange outfit too? The wild ferros? Yeah I don't know what color is that but Yeah It's Some Sometimes Sometimes it's a little too hot to wear the charro suit Yeah You know When it's 200 degrees and there's five people there Oh yeah Gotta bust those out That does not sound fun Not at all So how long you guys been doing your radio show for? This is our tenth episode right Jeremy? Yeah Yeah this is our tenth episode We're doing fine man I mean you guys You know you guys are totally down to To do this DIY which is like You guys were last week at Where Ken Rock Right you had an interview so Yeah Next week you have a pinata hour here at SkidRoadStudios.com so that's That's pretty cool man That says a lot about you guys You know that right? The studio is in a penthouse Oh Wow What Do you think we're some sort of like Super Cock rock band or something? No no no We're pretty normal dudes Exactly Which is hard to find Because If you guys are through You know you guys are really cool So it's like You have a long way to go You know what I mean? You guys are really cool too I really respect the fact that you're doing Your own radio show That's what it's all about to me Exactly You know I talk about everything It's like That's the juice is when people do stuff themselves And they just set out to do what they want And I respect that way more than anything else Thank you sir Thanks That was really nice Right on It's always about Plus you guys interviewed 400 Blows That's the best band ever Yeah yeah yeah Yeah that's our friend Vincent You have You have a friend Vincent Yeah You have a friend Vincent Yeah You have a friend Vincent Yeah You have a friend Vincent Yeah Yeah Do you have their new album? Do you have their new album? No I don't have it with me But I heard I've been to their shows You heard it? Yeah I've been to their Fuck I want to hear it Do we have it? We've been to We've been to a couple shows So like You know You guys are You guys are pretty cool It's a good thing LA has a lot of bands But a few are Like the ones You know what I mean? Like they got their thing going And you guys got it You know And then You put into mariachi now I was like That's crazy. That's a lot of confidence from you guys to do that, too. I was wondering when you guys like get a little extra money, do you like add like more violinists or anything like that? Oh, man, we're so broke. All of our instruments we've gotten through Craigslist or I've bought. And I have friends that run guitar shops or even the guys at Candelas all eBay like I eBayed my guitar on. And and I paid I paid my I got a broken guitar on for a hundred bucks. And I paid my friend forty dollars to fix it. We're so we're so ghetto. There's nothing wrong with that. Hey, are you guys broke because you guys are broke because all your money is going to your agent or. It's nothing to do with our. Manager to our agent and to our labels and what else we got all these and we buy our way on to all these TV shows and radio programs. Hello. How do you think we got on K-Rock for free? Right. Wow. That's a cost of seven hundred dollars. That's some campaign. Right. Hey, also, I also you guys are you guys are going to be a Jay Leno tonight. Yeah, we that's where I'm just coming from the valley. Oh, yeah. They just recorded Burbank. How was that little experience? A lot of very demanding or what? I was really scary. I was shit in my pants, to be honest with you. I'm not trying to be cool or say that it was awesome. I was scared out of my mind. Yeah. You know what? Just to sit there behind all those lights and all those cameras and people like, hey, going working up and down. You know, in the back of you. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be like millions and millions of people are going to watch it. Yeah. You know, it was I was I was so scared. I was going to fuck up. I was I was terrified. Oh, well, I'm still terrified. We are going to see that tonight. I can't wait to see that tonight. After tonight, I'm going to roll up a big one and sit and watch this. Yeah, man, tonight. I want to ask you, do you think it's easier to play a guitar if you have a beer belly? That's a good one. That's a good one. If you have I think everything's easier to do if you have a beer belly, right? Well, yeah, I mean, it becomes like a table, you know, and you can pay you can play. Everybody needs a table or a shelf or shelf. Shelves are very important. So from are you moving on from L.A.? Are you going just going to kick it here for a little bit? We leave on Friday. Friday to go to Europe and the U.K. Oh, guys. How's the weather over there right now? How's the weather? I have no idea. Oh, probably shitty. I don't know. I mean, I know it sounds fun, but when you hear that and say, oh, we're going to Europe, does it feel like someone's punching you in the gut? Hey, Javi, I have another question, too. Oh, did you did you shit your pants when you play a Coachella? No, I sweated all the poo out of me. Oh, wow. Oh. Wow. I believe that, though. I believe that. Yeah. It sucked. Yeah. Well, yeah, you were wearing the chattels, though, right? Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were all set. They were all set. That was that was another hot one, much like La Cita was last night and will be this evening. Oh, wet bucket. Yeah. You know what? You know what? Actually, this is a good you know what? We're going to meet tonight and I'm going to allow you guys to smell my uniform. Oh, yeah. You know, then you will finally understand. We'll finally understand what it really means. Hey, can I can I be your towel? Can I be your towel boy tonight? No, just be like right there. Oh, just just. Yeah. Just, you know, just so you know, because they have a they have a song called Cellmates. I'm like, what's that all about? Get on. There's a costume. There's a there's a there's a there's a good joke in there someplace. Ask me. Ask me what that song's about. What is that song about? Yeah. What's that? What's that? What's up with that, Javi? Tell us. Bend over. I'll show you. Wait a minute. He said no homo, no homo. Now he's all he's all going out right now. It's going out like Ricky Martin right now. Come on. Yeah. I think this is my favorite interview I've ever done. Better be. You better be. Hey, I noticed that you guys work with John Avila, too. Is that the John? Yeah. He's actually going to be playing with us tonight on a song. He's going to be doing the charango, I guess. Mm hmm. You got to see that. Have you. You guys know John? No, no, no, no. But I the name and, you know, like, is that the John Avila we all know? What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From Oingo Boingo. There we go. He also produced a lot of other LA bands, like really good bands, too. I forgot. He's a really talented guy. You know, he's one of the best musicians I've ever worked with. And and everybody I know that has the same thing. He's like I heard a lot from friends that he's like really easy to work with. He's really smart guy. He's you know, I've we've had the pleasure of working with. He's a really smart guy. He's one of the best music producers through our ten year of being a band. And he's definitely my favorite. And I would recommend anybody that wants to make a record to do with that guy. It was really, really awesome. Really great experience. And he just go to his house. He's got a little studio in his garage and just record there. And that's it simple. Where was that? At San Gabriel. Thank you, bro. Well, that's where I live. I live in San Gabriel Valley, the beautiful as gb. Oh, yes. City is that city? Anger? No. Yeah. I live in Ballin Park. Oh, well. Park. Balling. Balling. And you end up eating at the Hat every single day. At the Hat. At the Hat? Oh, yeah. That's where, what, Valley? That's Puente Hills, right? No. That's right where it lives. Yeah. Okay. Terrible. It's terrible. I hate that place. So you guys just have to put on your, I'm sorry, I know I'm going back to the outfits thing. Because I think this funny hat. I'm telling you, you've got to, you have to smell them. I know, but, you know. It will all make sense. Do you ever use, like, water and vodka and spray your outfits? Because that works really, that works wonders. You don't need that Febreze stuff. I probably should. No, I haven't. No, I'm a gross white guy, dude. Like, you know what I mean? Cleanliness is not a high on my priority. He's like one of those guys from the UFC. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's how he is. Yeah. So you get an idea how he looks like. Yeah. I got you. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was thinking that today. I was thinking that today. Yeah. I'm just like the guys from the UFC. Hey, Javi, before we let you go, so, you know, I know you're busy. You're going to be rocking the la cita again. Yeah. Are you guys coming down? Yeah. Yeah. If I'm in the VIP guest list, yeah. What a dick. I think you guys have a booth there, right? A booth? Do you have a booth? Do we have a booth? That's the VIP booth. I'm pretty sure there's a sign that says reserved pinata hour. There you go. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Is he trying to tell me something here? Red carpet, VIP. Yeah. All right. We come down. We come down. We say, hey, Joe. Javi told us to come down, man. Sorry, you're not on the list. Because he's like, I will die for you. He's like. All right, cool. I'm down. Hey, who came up with that idea doing the cover for Prince? I love that song. I listen to the song like once a week. Which song? I will die for you. The Prince. Prince. The Prince song. The cover song you guys did. That was not our idea. Well, sort of. What is it like that? Some bands have like a good song, right? Like it's like a lot of people listen. And it's not. It's not the band's idea. It's someone else. It's someone else. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good idea. That was put together. Spin Magazine did a compilation. They had a bunch of bands cover a bunch of Prince's cover the whole album of Purple Rain for its like 25th anniversary or something. And so that's the that's the song we picked. We did. There's a I can't remember who else was on there. I think it was pretty good, though. It was a cool. It was a cool listen. I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge Prince fan, you know, as everyone should be that listens to music. You know, I think he's a very, very talented musician, you know, and and at the you know, at the at the base of everything, you know, it's like that's a good song and you know, you can put it into any formula and it's still a good song. So we didn't really do anything. It was all kind of the song we wrote, you know, we just kind of put our sonic stamp on it. Do you think Prince listened to that song? I hope not. I don't know. I hope not. I bet he probably is listening to it. He's like, oh, hey, how was how was your show at Amoeba? I know it was like, what, only half an hour, 20 minutes. It was cool. I mean, the fact that there's you know, it feels good to play, you know, record stores are a dying breed. You know, I was a record store kid, you know, and it was a very the record store is a very important part of my life. And, you know, it's sad to see him just dropping like flies. And, you know, I think there's a really cool thing. There's a really cool thing going on with bands right now, like with Record Store Day and really going out and supporting their local record stores to keep them alive and surviving and going, because it's such a vital part of music that is, you know, turning into a dinosaur. Yeah. So anything with any any record stores that, you know, will be nice enough or tolerant enough to have us play or do something with them, we always support them because at the end of the day, you know, it's like they really do a lot to support artists as well. Absolutely. You know, I don't think people really know that or think about that too much. But it's a it's a it's a very hand in hand operation, bands and and stores. And it's really cool to see, you know, the last few remaining record stores really banding together with with groups that really appreciate what they do. And, you know, not like Best Buy or anything, but you know, like you were doing in store at Best Buy next week. You guys want to come? We're at. We're at. Which one? Is there like a. Is there one on Pico? No, San Gabriel. Oh, Brent. Is that going to be a sponsor by K-Rock too? Uh, yeah, sure. Oh, I don't know. I'm just I'm kidding. I'm if you guys haven't noticed, I'm like the worst comedic relief in the world. My band makes fun of me because my jokes are so bad. Well, your delivery is dry, so it really works. So, you know. I'm reminging reminging reminging reminging reminging reminging reminging reminging reminging reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming reming I think I'm going to start moonlighting as a comic. Forget about it. No, I wouldn't. I'm thinking about calling my act the Pinata Hour. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, that's Pinata Hour. That's right. What a name. Who thought about that? Pinata Hour. The whole way. Oh, yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's me. K-Rock's going to pick it up. Yeah, who wanted to name it Tecate Hour, but, you know, of course that would. You know, there's like a Martini Hour, the Angry Hour. That's like Pinata Hour. Oh, that shit in there. Hey, Javi, we want to thank you a bunch, man. We'll see you tonight. We're going to smell your suit at the end of the night. I'll try to mix up some water and vodka in a spray bottle. Give it to you. Yeah, that better work, by the way. I'm totally going to try it. I just pulled up to my feet right now. Hey, dude, I'm telling you, that's like theatrical. Theatrical union tricks, man. What if it doesn't work? He's going to start a fucking show, man. No, I'm telling you, that'll work. It's going to burn a hole in my crotch or something. Well, no, it'll evaporate. Asshole. No, you got to let it dry, man. Don't spray it and then put it on. Oh, man, it's a good thing you told him. I have to tell him that. I don't want to perform in this dirty garb. Hey, man, I wish you guys would have come down here. But anyways. We also have. I'm sorry it didn't work out. No, that's cool, man. I totally understand. You know, you guys like a high demand right now doing all these things. Big props, man. Hey, people out there. This is the piñata. We got Javi here from Mariachi, Mariachi Bronx. They're going to be performing tonight. La Cita. Try to get there early. It's going to be a crazy fucking night. I'll tell you that. Yeah, it is. Period. Yeah, there's a buzz about your guys out there. We're going to be spraying vodka around. We're going to be smelling suits. Yeah. Oh, God. People are going to lose about 10 pounds. 10 pounds tonight at that fucking place. Yeah, you will. Yeah, DJ right here, Frank LePaul, he's always spinning over there. He's always playing music. He's our favorite DJ. We used to be there. Oh, we used to be there. But, you know, back in the days. He knows what's up. Anyways, man, we want to thank you. Give you big props, man. Good luck on your tour. Hey, man, thank you guys. Thank you guys so much for your time. And please continue to do what you do. Oh, yeah, we will. We will. You guys sound great. Thanks a lot. We're going to try to get 50 cents. Probably next week. Yeah. Next week. Ah, yeah. 50 cents. There you go. All right, man. So good luck also on your show tonight. And I'm going to see you guys at Jay Leno, I guess, tonight. What time is that? At 10.30 or what? 11.30. Didn't move it? I have no idea. He's like, I have no idea. I already know it. 11.30. You're going to be partying with him. Cool, man. Hey, thanks, Javi. Thanks. 3.11. I don't know. Yeah. All right, man. We'll see you guys. See you. See you. Peace. Later. That was nice. That was nice. That was Javi from my Bronx. Estaba bien nice. Yeah, he was pretty cool, man. Hey, Frank, so what do you got? I got some of those rockin' devils right there. Oh, yeah. Up next, we're going to have Consuelo Chelo Rico. She's here. Beautiful name. She's ready. She's. And she loves it. Yes, she's here. Yeah. Yeah, you people can hear out there. Hey, you can get, you can sit over here. You grab a seat. Well, actually, yeah, this one. But anyways, we're going to play some. We're going to play some music. We're going to set ourselves. We're going to put our clothes on right now. And we're going to, we're going to, we're going to. All right. Go ahead. Take it away, Frank. Uno, dos, one, two, tres, cuatro. Pule, pule. Yeah. Yeah. La, la, la, la. Torta, torta. Whoa. Hey. Vamos, vamos. Yeah. Yeah. Les platicaré de una chica gorda que está muy curiosa y todos le gritan. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Whoa. No hay vestido que se pueda quedar. Y cuando camina parece rodar. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Pule, pule. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah! Hey, gorda! Yeah! Oh! Vamos, vamos, vamos! Hey! Oh! 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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much for coming down. Dale, dale, dale. No pierdas el vino. Porque si lo pierdes, no te voy a chupar. You guys heard it. You guys heard that first. So La Chelo Rico is here in the house. We also have our friend right here, Diggs the Bunny. What's up? What's up? How are you all? Ay, que bonito el conejito. Yeah, he's a bunny. You guys got to do a show together. I like your outfit. It's really nice. Yeah, yeah. She's wearing a mask right now. She's wearing that. What's that? Is that a name for your mask? Oh, si, claro. Es el Rey Misterio. El más chirindón de los chirindones. Oh, lele. No el Santos. Originalmente de Tijuana, pero ahora representando en San Diego. She's also wearing her su capa, her cape. Mi mamá me hizo la capa. Oh, your mom did? What? Mami, es mi mamita. That's a lot of work. Mi mami me quiere. That's beautiful. Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does. So where are you from? Are you from here? Are you from Mexico? Are you from? Ni de aquí ni de allá. Ay, ni de aquí ni de allá, papá. Oye, esas cosas no. No. No. Yo vivo aquí. Eso es lo que. Aquí en los Estados Unidos. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Yo también. Lo que quiero saber es que sí. Yo vivo aquí. Okay, okay, okay. Aquí se dan los lap dances. Pero si quieren que vaya a Chicago o Nueva York. No vas a dar lap dances for reals o qué? No, no estás nomás tentando aquí. What a pain. Porque un hombre no lo puede tentar. Ese es el problema de mujeres. La mujer no te tenta y después dice. Apenas empezó el show, güey. No. Calmado. El show. El show empezó a las 7. No te puedes aventar así nomás. Ya, ya, ya. Ahorita yo me estoy enfriando. I'm getting cold. I'm getting cold here. Pero si no aguantan, yo, yo. Es una pena. Y se van. He's blushing. Voy con el de bad night. Are you going to the wrong guy? I know. Yeah, that's the wrong guy. Over here. Oye, tienes piercings en el nipple night. Ahora sí. ¿Dónde más tienes piercings? Hey, hey, Frank. Melvin, Melvin is thinking, why, why did I show up here, man? I'm sorry. Esto no es lapgas. Lo estoy manoseando de tiro. Se lo está manoseando bien aquí a mi amigo Dixo. Dixo called me today. He's like, dude, you think I should come down? I go, yeah. Vente, vente para el show, man. No problem. Now, look at him. Look at him. He's like, I'm blushing. I'm blushing. Vea, qué cute is this. Do you feel violated? You know. I appreciate it. I'm just looking at the pictures. Are you going to be like, mommy? Me tocaron. So, not for that, you got to, hey, not for that, you got to go get more beers now. Mesero. Mesero. Yeah. I actually stole your beer. It's okay. Don't think I forgot. Consuelo, I met you a couple, I seen you actually, never met you, but I met you at the piñata party. Sí. We talked and sat down. Tú me invitaste bien nice, así VIP style y toda la cosa. Yeah. Yeah. Y estuve muy agradecida porque yo soy un super mega fan de el BBC. Very be careful. Oh, yeah. Los quiero mucho. There you go, boy. Yeah, we're big fans out here, too. Very be careful. Mm-hmm. They rocked the house that night. Mm-hmm. They did. They did. Sí, sí. Hice algo muy especial. Hice algo por primera vez. Hice un striptease. Mm. En frente de la barra. Sabes que yo no estaba ahí y me lo perdí. You know. Hey, we good. Yo tengo que hacer un striptease. Tiene que haber un replay. ¿Y ahorita qué pedo? ¿Ahorita? Ahorita es el foreplay. Espérate, güey. Sí. Ahorita es el cuatroplay. Yo todavía ni empiezo. Te vas a venir y todavía ni empezamos, güey. I was the warm-up, you know? Voy a ensuciar toda la máquina ahí, güey. ¿Dónde tienes los piercings, tú? Yo no tengo. Me los quité en 95. Pero tatuajes sí veo que tienes. Sí, sí tengo. Sí, sí tengo. Ajá. ¿A qué saben? A... Ahorita no sé. ¿A sal? ¿Con un saladito? ¿Dónde está el limón? Tráiganme el limón. ¿Dónde están los limones? Puede... Sabe a fish taco ahorita. A fish taco. No, ya me bañé. Ya me bañé. Bueno, qué bueno. Sí, güey. Mejor. So, yeah. Este... Very be careful. Fui y me la pasé a todo dar. Yeah. Fui con una... Lo preparé con un amigo. Y está... Estábamos... Ideando. ¿Qué es lo que vamos a hacer? ¿Cómo vamos a entretener a la gente? Porque la verdad, yo hago lo que hago por motivación. Yo sé que no soy la más esbelta. Yo sé que no tengo los ojos azules. Ah, yeah. Yo sé que tengo un tracerote. You know? Y it's okay. You know? That's the way it's gotta be. Because one loving two. Yeah. We all need loving two. That's the way it's gotta be. And big girls like to give loving too. Yeah. It's very true. Mm-hmm. I agree. So, yeah. That's where the whole thing went with very be careful. I think it was... We wanted to have fun. And I wanted to do something for the fans. Yeah. You're doing a good thing. I got to meet Lisander for the first time. Yeah. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. Thank you for showing up to the party. Absolutely. Because, you know, I mean, when you show up, you make it happen too. You know? It's like... People are going to talk about the party. Yeah. Remember that girl with the mask? She lost it. Yeah. She lost it. Ay, qué bueno. She was there. People were like... Chao. Yeah. De veras. A lot of people got pregnant. Soy de los amores. Gracias. I was praying. Los quiero mucho. I know. Really? A ver, no te oigo ahorita. Voy para allá. Oh. See, now he will know. Muevete. Slide. Slide. Here comes the cameraman too. All of a sudden, the cameraman gets up. He's going to get up. Yeah. Oh, no. Hasta se me caen unos audífonos. I know. His ears perked up and the headphones fell off. Oops. Yeah. Se me deshue la bilirupina. I'm very sorry. Está bien. It's only Wednesday too. So do you work with your pom-poms often? I do. I have... Tengo mucha experiencia. Con mis pom-pones. Este... Tengo... Desde la prepa. Wow. Wow. So, quick question. Do you think you'll get like a group going of you guys? You know? O tú nomás quieres tú sola? Nomás. No, no, no. A mí me gusta el relajo. Como un trio. Sí. I'm looking at a trio right now, you know? ¿De veras? Yeah. Pues, ¿cuántas cervezas te tomaste, güey? Una y media. Una y media. Una y media. La que te robé, como te dije. Hey, he's drinking this water too. Oh, my God. He's pointing to the bong water. La bonga. La bonga. La bonga. La bonga. La bonga. La bonga. Mm-hmm. Le va a emperar. Yeah. Ponchis, ponchis, ponchis. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, so what are you doing next week? Do you have any plans to... Are you going to be up here anywhere? Somewhere? Do I... You know, I need to... I think I need to do a follow-up to my webcast that I did a couple weeks ago. Hace unas semanas, este, lancé mi webcast y de mi sala allí yo dije, pues, ¿sabes qué? Me entró la locura y dije, hay que grabar algo. I like the way you dance in those videos. Sí. I like how you fix it. You put all the... On red at the entrance. Yo hice el set design. Like that. You're very artistic. You get the Oscar. Amá, préstame las cortinas. ¿Dónde están las luces de Navidad, mamá? Allá en la bolsa. Lo armé con una... Mi amigo del alma, Alfonso Manso, le mando muchos saludos. Y este, me ayudó... Hello, Alfonso. Sí. Hello. Este, entre él y yo escogimos canciones y nos divertimos. Nada más, este, muchas de las cosas o la mayoría de lo que salió al aire no está grabado. Sí. So... Es que de vez en cuando dejo la cámara prendida y ando ahí por mi casa. ¿En el casa? Con y sin la máscara. ¿Sin la máscara? Sí. Sin la máscara. Sin la máscara. No, es... Is that on your page right now? So if I go into it, would I look... Would it be there or not? El web... No, porque eso sale live, en vivo. ¡Órale! So, do you ever like do special Día de los Muertos outfits? Tengo una idea porque no sé si saben que la diosa de las diosas, Astrid Haddad, va a estar en Los Ángeles. En el Hollywood Forever Cemetery, celebrando Día de los Muertos. She is? Y ahorita estoy pensando, ya tengo a alguien en Comunicación en México que diseña y hace máscaras y estamos colaborando para hacer una máscara. ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¿Qué es? ¡Ayúdame! I'll figure it out. Maybe like a dead lady that's about to get married. What's it called? La Llorona. La Llorona? La Llorona, pero con una máscara. Oh, I like that. I haven't seen that. La Llorona con máscara? That would be sick. Sí, porque todos siempre esperan la Guadalupe Posada, que es un gran maestro. Yo soy, si vamos a hablar del amor, es importante que sepan que yo amo al arte. Y es parte de mi vida. Sin el arte, pues no hay vida para mí. El crear y el cosechar es divino. Y yo creo que lamentablemente mucha gente no lo practica. Y como está el sistema de educación en Los Ángeles y en Estados Unidos, en California, en lo que sea, están cortando esos fondos. Y me da mucha lástima, mucha tristeza. Me dan ganas de darles muchos besos y motivarlos a que apoyen el arte, güey. Sí, es verdad. Por eso hacemos este show, ¿ves? Para que la gente no se... Porque siempre me encuentro con mucha gente. No bandas, o músicos, pero artistas. Tocándolos. Yo no soy artista. Sí, tú eres artista. Un pegas. Un pegas. Lo que hacen es fácil. Consuelo. Otro artista. Sí, entonces... Like you, that's why I had the idea. I was like, I had to have her in the show. I had to have her in the show because they're very artistic. Sí, sí. Me da gusto que hagan lo que hagan ustedes también. Mira más. Estoy en el penthouse, ladies. We should have her come once a month. En el penthouse. Una vez al mes que venga. Yeah. El mascot. Sí, el mascot. Me traigo mis pompones y les traje algo también. Pero hablando de... Oh, yeah. Oh, that's really nice. I saw that. That's it? That's it? No, no, no. You play guitar, right? ¿Sabes qué? Busco maestro. Porque he visto ahí en tu sala, en tu video, que tienes una guitarra. A mí me traen la serenata. Me gusta que me canten. You have pretty eyes. I like your eyes. Hipnotizan. Tiene ojos como de gato. De gatita. Sí. ¿Verdad? Bueno, es la máscara también. No, no. Tu máscara es como... Ven pa' acá. Ven pa' acá. El cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sexy cocoy. Sí, llamativo eso. That's the word. Llamativo. ¿Qué más? Pues... Modelos. Are you doing a show? Bomba. Gliders. Me preguntaste cuándo es el próximo evento. Yo creo que sería el webcast. No tengo nada planeado de show. ¿Me dices? Sí. Para ponerlo ahí. Sí, sí, sí. Pero como te dije, mañana... ¿Y sabes qué? Torre Blanca. ¿Cómo? Los invito. ¿Quieres salir en el webcast conmigo? Yeah. ¿Sí? No, yeah. All right. ¿Puedo usar una máscara nada más? Y nada... Like, así nomás? We should go with masks. Si ustedes quieren usar máscara, adelante. Oh, that would be fun. Yo pienso yo para decirles que no. Una máscara. Una máscara así como piñata. Sí, pues así empezó todo el rollo de Chelo. Sí. Como fan. Yo soy fanática de un grupo que son buenos amigos y los quiero mucho. El conjunto Nueva Ola. Y la motivación... Esos chavos se pasaron, ¿eh? Sí. Hace poquito tocaron en San Diego. Y no, los chicos son un relajo. Y pues... No, sí. No. Yo sí estaba muy triste. Y en febrero, para el día del show de Los Enamorados, era cuando empezó el debut de Chelo. Y justo con... Cuando tú dices el debut de Chelo, es como... Vienes a ser otra persona. Sí. Oh, okay. ¿Sabes qué? We all go through that. We all go through that. We all go through that moment. We all go through that. But you know what? I'm going through it right now, man. The way you display it, just like Goya. ¿Saben quién es Goya, no? El pinche pintor español. O sea, que... Él también tenía problemas. Y cuando él se... You know, let himself release. He released it on paintings. You know? Yo con Pedro. Amazing. Con Pedro, sí. I need inspiration, though. Oh, okay. I'm all here, all deep about it. Yeah. And then we bring it out of there. Then we take it to the... Take it outside to the gutter. Yeah, and then you pour tequila on it. And then they're guys. And then they're just... They're dudes. Look, I'm eating a bag of chicharrones. What do you expect? Hey, I'm just saying... Is that what you have there? Be careful with that shit. Your asshole's going to blow up. You know what it was? Literally. When I bought that... Okay, guys. We have... Okay, never mind. We have a lady here with a mask. Okay, yeah. I'm sorry for the foul language. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. For respect, guys. I apologize. Ya perdí la motivación de acabarles el lap dance. I'm sorry I ruined it for you. Cameraman, get ready, cameraman. Come back to me, guys. Come back, come back. Come to Sephora. We're here, we're here. Okay, we're back. Estábamos hablando de cosas bonitas. Hey, entonces... So we're going back to Consuelo Chelo Rico. Sí. Are you going to keep doing this? You're going to be doing... Doing more videos? You're going to let us know where you're going to be showing up? Sí, yo les aviso por ahorita pueden ir a visitar el website que lo hice yo para ustedes. Espero que les gusten y que pongan sus comentarios. La página se llama consuelochelorico.com. Y también tengo la cuenta de YouTube. Ellos son de... El video también. So si lo quieren ver de sus teléfonos digitales de la alta. Those fancy phones. Those fancy smartphones. Do you like fancy phones? I like them. That's a nice one. ¿Qué tienes tú? Yo tengo el Evo. El Evo. Pero mira, está todo cuarteado. Tú tienes el Crackberry. Pónganlo en la araña. El Crackberry. El Evo. Yo tengo el Droid X. El Triple X. El Triple X. ¿Qué tienes tú? Las cosas más. Let me guess. Samsung Solstice. You use Magnum condoms. Él trae el P... Magnum. Metro PCP. I actually use finger condoms. Uso Omega condom. Oh my God. ¿Ya? ¿Ves? Okay, guys. We're going to... Here we are, Piñata Hour. We're going to play some more music. And we're going to come back with you. You're done? For another little episode? Sí. All right. Cool, cool, cool. So we'll go. Claro. Frank Lopal. Do it again. ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The lights on, gentlemen. That was hard. Consuelo, the lights are on. Hey, you know, I was watching your videos, and your videos are really good. I wish I could see them. Enseñeselo. Mira, yo te bailo. A ver. Oh, my God. Nálgame, Dios. Nálgame, Dios. I mean, we're looking at the... Este es, este... Yo creo que es mi lado más atractivo. Sí. Los cuatro lados. Sí, las... Los cuatro lados. Mira, la mía. Soy del club Caderitas. Del club Caderitas? Sí, Caderitas. Caderitas son las mejores. Sí. Yo con la guitarra, mira. I like that. I can see you. It's very... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's a beautiful dress you're wearing, by the way. Aw, thank you. Thank you. See, that's the guitar I was telling you guys about. I was like... Hasta las medias. Yeah. They're so badass. I actually wore this at the beach party cruise in Long Beach. Oh, yeah. How was that? It was awesome. La fiesta era así como on this boat, and it was very New Orleans. And I said, you know what? Me quiero disfrazar como pirata porque me encanta el mar y me encanta andar en los barcos. Y yo dije... Sí, este tiene así como un estilo can-can. Mm-hmm. Yo creo que le iría perfecto. Y, no, me divertí muchísimo. En ese show, traté otra cosa. So, en cada show, son como tareas que yo me hago. ¿Y qué hiciste en ese show? Oh, en ese show, era la primera vez que intenté hacer stunts. Wow. Porque soy la organizadora de amor. Ajá. Es la... Like this one. Who did the work on that? Who did the work on this one? I did the... I designed the page. Oh. And I put it together. Because you did the graphics. You did the graphics. Oh, you did this? Oh, this is nice. Oh, thank you. Really cool. Sí, este... It's perfect. I like that one. Mentre tengo en mi casa. No, the next one. Look at this picture right here. No, I like the one con la lengua. Okay, people can log in. They can look at this video. That one. That was my favorite. Consuelo Chalorrico.com, right? Where was that taken? That one when you're in front of the couch? Oh, that's... That's my living room. Esa es la sala de mi casa. Y yo hice ese photoshoot específicamente para la página. Para hacer el lanzamiento de la página. Amá, no vaya a entrar, por favor. No, yo ya no... Okay, okay. Yo ya no vivo en casa. Ay, mi hija, ya te vas. Yo en mi casa hago mucho... Mucho. Todo lo que quiero. That was... Yeah. Wow. Toma. Esas son estas medias. Wow. Okay. Brillant. Sí, brillant. Y tienen sparkles. I like your boots, too. It's red. It's sparkless. What kind of material is that? It's suede. Suede. Hold on, let me show you. Espérate. Going over. Cuida. Can you hear me on this one? No, right? Yeah, I can't hear you now. Why are you smelling the boot? You're supposed to touch it, not smell it. Don't smell it, dude. Put your leg down. Don't lick it. Jesus. Put your leg down. I know. You're supposed to touch it. I'm sorry. I got out of control there. Yeah, I got you. Back on my chair now. Okay, so let's go to the next picture here. No, this one here. Estamos viendo las fotos. We're looking at her pictures. I mean, she's not naked or anything. She's a very, very good picture. I like these boots here, too. You got the... What do you see on the side? Oh, it's a detail of embroidery that I have. Those boots are precious. I love them. Those photos are also from Pride. I went to support my family. Oh, yeah. I went and I crashed the party, pretty much. The parade was walking and people were taking pictures. And then I just decided to jump in. And so I started walking down the parade route. And we ended that night with the festival. And it was very fun. And there were a lot of people. I like this one. That one. This is like a fighter pose right there. It's a very tragic pose. I feel tired. Very tragic. I'm tired. I'm going to go back. Yeah. The photographer is called Edward Martin. And he's the one who did me the favor of taking the photos. He's very, very creative. And he's also known for his... His paintings. Your hair is a different color. Oh, no. That's like a wig. Yeah, that's my... You're looking at my real... The real... The real deal. That's what I'm looking at now. If they pull me, it hurts. Me too. If they pull me, it hurts. But if they suck me, it's... It's another thing, right? Stay there. Stay there all day. Careful. Like a kitty. I'm sorry. They asked me about the stands. And I wanted to tell them that it was the first time that I tried to lift women. Come on. Oh, wow. Don't get hurt, please. No, I was... I thought you were going to say you needed a maroma or something. No, no, no. A flip. No, no, no. Not yet. No, no. I have to get in shape, man. You're not getting in shape. You're doing good. You're getting in shape. You're doing good. We're looking at the video right now. It looks good. I don't know what you're talking about. Thank you. Yeah, man. Thank you. Nice. But yeah, it was the first time. And I even carried a guy. Oh. Yeah. How tall are you? I'm 5'7". Oh. Wow. I have... Go for a girl. 5'7". Yeah. So the little five-foot ones, it's easy. I grab them and I do them. Go, little five-foot. Go. And I was dancing with them. I would bring them like little girls. It was so cute. I loved it. I had so much fun. And, like... I mean... It's amazing how much of a response I get from women. And... Mujeres, las quiero. Las adoro. Besitos. Yes. Sí. I think it's so cute. I mean, parejas, like... Las mujeres venían y me pedían un lap dance por su esposo. Anda. Y ahí estoy yo en el lap dance. Así. ¿Cómo? A ver, ¿cómo? A ver, ven. ¿Cómo? A ver. Otra vez. Otra vez. We should be recording this. I know. It should be over this way. A ver, a ver. Aquí, con el... No, no, no. It's okay. No. No, no, no. Mama. Mama. Aria le dio miedo. Eh. No, no. It's just that he's complaining. ¿Cómo? No te quejes. Mira. Fue algo así. A ver. So, yo estaba ahí dándole lap dance a los maridos. Y las esposas que se me echaban encima, güey. Y... Estamos en el barco con toda la gente en el mar. Y tenemos la música. Okay, guys. This show is going to end right now. And, you know, it was cute. This show is going to end in a happy time. I think Lee's getting anxiety attack. It's going to end in a happy time. I was in a sandwich. Oh. Oh. The sandwich de jamón. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. Forget about Vincent. Wasn't he the girl that came here once? I forgot. Wow. You know. You are... You are... Say... Yeah. You are getting some of the performance. What are you wearing? It's called Victory Rolf Omega. Oh. Omega. Yeah. Omega. It's super. Tienen un frasco así de dorado. Sí. Y que se pincha. Oh, my God. It's so cute. That was part of the reason why I bought it. You use it when you take a shower? You guys are... Like, anytime. No, I put it on after a shower. They're bouncing like they're on a train. Yeah. Having a conversation on a train. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or actually driving through the streets of... That cape is very heavy. Actually driving through the streets of Tijuana right now. Yeah. Yeah. Bye-bye. Go to the commercials right now. Now she's going to give her little baby... Nurse her baby. Oh, God. This is getting bad. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Consul of Costa Rica is here in the house of Piñata Hour. We're having a great time. Yes. Wonderful time. Yes. Thank you so much for letting me come by. Thank you, sir. No problem. I should have been sitting over there. Yeah. Yes, you should have. She needs to come back. Oh, yeah, she will. She's super cool. La luchadora del amor. Sí, con mucho gusto. Okay. Are you okay, Lee? Yeah, I'm looking at the video. I'm looking at the video and then I'm looking at her. Oh. I'm looking at the video and then I'm looking at her. Me chiflaron. I saw those little flotitas somewhere in a video, in a movie, I think. A girl went like... Oh, mi, este, mi harmonica? Yeah. Eso, eso. Si la sabes tocar, ¿verdad? Mira nomás. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Si la sabes tocar, pues. Yeah. You guys are so cute. Gracias. Gracias. Me voy a chivar. Me da pena. Oh, este, también les quería, le quería mandar un saludo a alguien. Is that okay? Yeah, go ahead. Shout out. Le quiero mandar saludos a Marisol, a Gloria, a Miguel, a Alex, y a los chicos de la Santa Cecilia. La quiero felicitar porque, aparte de que me encanta su música y su arte y su forma de ser, y lo que hacen. Por toda la juventud, motivando y celebrando la vida, ¿no? Yeah. Este, la chica fue para el aniversario de Fernando Mania. What? Y cantó el anthem in Dodger Stadium. Oh, yeah. I was, I actually saw it on YouTube. I was like, holy crap. I have to repost it. I mean, she sounded beautiful. I mean, it was perfect. What did you guys hear? You have to check it out. No, I didn't go. I didn't go. I saw it on YouTube. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube. Let me check that shit out. But, I mean. You got to check it out. Beautiful. Saludos para la banda porque este. Lloré un poquito. Get. Ay, mira. Mami. Yeah, look it up. Yeah, look it up. Find it. Sí. Y este, ellos, tuve la oportunidad de bailar con ellos. Así algo un poquito más tranquilón. Un poquito más intimate. At the Mint. Este, con otra banda que se llama La. Pistolera. Que vienen. Son chicas. Yeah, what's up with those guys? Are they from LA or from? No, son de Nueva York. Oh, yeah. That's right. De Nueva York. Yeah, yeah. They were here for a little bit, right? And then like. Con todo y acordeón. Esas chicas son también. Wow. Me encantan. Good groups right there. Sí. Y hacen como. Tenían el conjunto. Me encantó. Ese lugar, el Mint, también está súper cool porque tienen vinil. En el techo. That's by your house, huh? Sí. Está por mis rumbos. Por la pico. What is that noise? ¿Qué es eso? No sé. Un ratón. Travesuras. ¿Verdad? Travesuras. Piñata hour. Piñata hour. Piñata hour. It's the key words to it. Chan, chan, chan, chan. Consuelo Chelo Rico here. So, hey guys. You guys want to see some videos of her? Go to consuelochelorico.com She's also on Facebook too, so. Yeah. Oh, you can see it on my page, Lysander De Vega. I just friended her. Oh, yeah? As simple as pie. Yeah. Simple as pie. I think I did add you to, like, yesterday and you accepted me. Oh, yeah. I don't know. He hasn't accepted me. You're famous now. Aw. I'll be your gardener when you make it, you know, make the thanks. No, no. Corto el zacate. Walk your dog. No. Yeah. Drive her. No. O que se. You know. I'll pull the hair out of your drain. Yeah. It is, yeah. Que lindas. Nice guys. Very nice. Nice guys. Hey, we try our best. All right, guys. This is piñata hour. We're going to say goodbye to... Oh, wow. Say goodbye to Consuelo Chelo Rico. We want to thank you for coming down. Take your time. I know you're a really busy girl. No, it's goodbye. I'll see you later. Yeah, I'll see you later. Ahí nos guachamos. Ahí nos vidrios. Ahí nos viscos. Vamos a terminar viscos. Aw. So we're going to... I want to thank you, Melbourne, for coming down and showing up. Yeah, thank you, man. I hope you had a good time today. I did. I had a great time. Gracias por dejarme agasajarte. Yeah. So now I find out that he has a, what, nipple ring? Yeah. What? I had to leave it in there because... La de la derecha. Yeah. Because it just gets infected. I'm like... Pour some beer on it. I know. Yo te curo, amor. Ahí está. Aw, there you go, man. Damn. Ponle Vipaporu. Vipaporu. That's only when you get it, when you have a cold. Never mind. Ni ver. Yo se sobar. Yo se sobar. Dale Lipovitan. Lipovitan. That shit tastes nasty. You had it? Yeah, I had one. You fell for it? Oh, my God. No. It was like a little bottle. I took it. Oh, okay. And I was like... That was a scam. For a couple days. I know. Yeah. Lipovitan. Es que yo trato de ayudar a la raza, ¿sabes? Órale. No, no. Okay, guys. So we're going to say goodbye. We want to thank SkateRoadStudios.com for allowing us to do this piñata hour here. The best. Thank you, guys. The best. Thanks to everybody coming over. Big Chain right there. Yeah. Thank you. I'm going to give him a... He's next. He's next on the lockdown. I know. I know. I was wondering when you were going to get out of the meeting. What are we doing out there? Thank you. It's live. We're live. Al ratito nos vemos. Okay. Al ratito nos vemos. So, okay. So our friend Consuelo... He's walking over. She's climbing a ladder right now, and she's going to jump on top of him. Grab onto the chain. Jeremy, get in position. You got to turn around. There you go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Brilliant. Brilliant performance. I can tell you, she is facing the other way. Reverse cowgirl. Girl style. Yeah. Thanks a lot. That was great. That was awesome. If you guys know, look at the chain that he's having around his neck. It just turned green right now. I know. Ooh. Yeah. That's because this chain costs $40. Oh. Dang. What? Oh, my God. Hey, man. He lives around the corner from the jewelry mart. Yeah, man. That's what you get probably. That's the green. That's what you get. Look at this shit. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Okay. Once again, we want to thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much for coming down. You made it happen today. Thank you very much. Big time. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, Frank. What do you got? What are we going into right now? Right now, I'm going to play one of Juan Gabriel's. I don't have money. Why don't I have money? Play it. Play it. All right, guys. Thank you. Tune in next week. We're going to have Tremelo and Ham on everything. Those guys throw parties at the standard. They throw pool parties. Pretty cool parties. These guys are going to be here next week. Also going to bring a guest DJ, so you can take a break. That's my little brother. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. That's Mr. Wise. He's the king of swag, he says. Swag. Anyway, he's the king of swag. Swag. Now, we're going to go into this eclectic sound. So, Frank LePo, thank you for listening to Piña Tower. We'll see you next Wednesday. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'm going to the street of the hand talking to my love. And I'm remembering serious things that can happen to me. Well, she asks me how long we'll go to get married. And I answer that I'm poor, that she has to wait for me. I don't have money or anything to give. All I have is love to love. If that's how you want me. I can love you. But if you can't, what can I do? I don't have money or anything to give. All I have is love to love. If that's how you want me. I can love you. But if you can't, what can I do? I know that by my side. You feel very happy. And I know that by telling you that I'm poor. You don't smile again. I wish I had everything and put it on your feet. But I was born poor. And that's why. 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I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I've been hammered a smile, a clustered face, deep face of mine, since the day I was born in 1975. When I said goodbye to Carol, black earth upon the casket fell. She had faded. She had faded. She had faded. She had faded. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.