Stoner game show 'Name that Trenny' with callers and crude humor

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Hello. All right, guys. It's the hot box. Donor time. Welcome to hell, motherfuckers. I've been preparing all day. What have you been doing to prepare? Well, since I got home from work, I smoked a bowl and then I smoked another bowl and then I took a shower and smoked a bowl. So you're just busy with bowls. You're a bowl-y bitch. I know. I should have been doing something productive, but it was just like you two and bowls. You know what? That's all my Tuesday. Everything about my Tuesday revolves around just getting here, getting some bowls and getting some babes and getting some hot box action. That's all I care about. Have you been getting some babes lately? I haven't been getting any babes like you babes. That's for fucking sure. We're the best babes, though. You are the best babes. You guys are my boss bitches for sure. Oh, that's so sweet. My boss dickless bitches. Yeah, I don't have a wiener. But rumor has it we do have someone in the studio that has a dick, right? Yeah, we might. It's one of those. And I'm not talking about Jeremy. Oh, I thought it was Jeremy. Jeremy does have a dick, but also we might have another like, you know, someone that is more of a, what is it? Shower, not a grower. Or is it a grower, not a shower? I don't know which one you're talking about right now. It could go either way. I haven't actually seen any of these of these trannies. There's trannies here right now? Where are they? Downstairs? Well, we're going to we're going to we're going to find them. They're behind that glass wall. Basically, what we're going to do is we're going to play guess that tranny. Oh, this is exciting. Or name that tranny. Yeah. Full of females. And they're all going to come in here and they're going to tell you a couple sentences. We're each going to ask them a question. And then of all of the trannies you hear, you guys have to call in and tell us who is the tranny. Name that tranny. I'm going to give you guys a hint. Was that loud? It's not me. It's not. Oh, cool. And it was never me either. I never I never did the dick tuck because I never had a dick to tuck. So everyone listening. Grab your dick. Grab your pens and pencils. Yeah. It's 1-800-893-9562. God, are either of you like sweating up a storm or is that just me? No, I feel pretty chill. Dude, take it off. But I'm seriously like every time I come in here, I'm like a sweating like pig bitch every time. What was the bongo supposed to entail there? Is that like tropical weather? I like that. I don't know. I have a feeling that's going to like haunt me every time I take my bra off now. Like I'm just going to hear like. Like the stripping. The stripping music. Yeah. Excuse me. I don't know. How good are you guys at lap dances? Terrible. I know a move. You know the one move. The like wiggle your butt and wrap around the pole move. Yeah. I don't think I'm very sexy. I think you're super sexy. I don't either. I feel no sexy. I'd say that for you, you need to be like doing some lap dancey shit to like some. Like some ZZ Top or some like pavement or something. Like just some white shit. Yeah. I am pretty thuggish. But it doesn't translate into my dance moves, unfortunately. Like. Lap dance to Motorhead one time for me, please. Maybe on Valentine's Day. Yeah. Just for you. We'll see. Maybe some Christmas lap dances, ladies, if you want. I don't know about that. You're afraid of me. Well, I'm on a silly tip because we had such an adventure to get here. There's so many bitches in the studio. There's a lot of ladies. There's like there's like seven women here total or eight. Yeah. There's eight women here. And. And one getting getting getting all of us stoned ass ladies here. And the one dude who lives really close. He had no trouble. He had no trouble. But like, I literally had to be like, I had to text so many people like so and so is lagging because I'm lagging because I'm lagging. It was a Mobius strip of just fucking lagging. Not on my part, though. No, no. You never. I was 100 percent ready to go. Always. Ladies on time. So do you guys think that stoner girls are the slowest girls? Oh, yeah, definitely. As evidenced by us trying to get here every week. Like, see, what we do is we set the goal that you guys are going to get here early to watch include us. But then you're trying to get there early and you get on time. Oh, that's a bad lighter. Imagine if you were only trying to get here on time. I know. Oh, no. If I was trying to get here at nine, I would get here at like nine oh five and be like rushing in even sweatier than I already am. Hang on. I'm looking for a lighter. Sorry, this lighter doesn't work. Yeah, that one. Oh, I might have one. That lighter's booty. I don't even know why I had it in my purse. We're trying to we're trying to get this party started over here. It's a lighter search. Do any of you do any of you listeners have a lighter? Oh, Mindy's got a lighter. Mindy has a lighter and a little notebook. I'd like to thank Allison Weber for this daddy's lighter that I'm about to use. You get to use it on. One of our favorite guests ever. You get to use it on greens. Yeah, you get to green it because you have a lighter. We're going to come party it up for you. Allison. All right, Allison. Allison's birthday is coming up, too. So we're going to be excited about that. Hey, isn't that the chick you thought was a DEA agent? Yeah, I totally like. Yeah, I did. I thought that Allison Weber because I was super stoned when she got here and she's so got her shit together and so funny and cool. But she dropped that she's that she lives in Burbank. I literally like thought she was going to like like arrest me or like crack down and be like like you're under arrest because she offered me a ride home. And I grew up in Burbank. I just get I get terrified of the Burbank. P.D. and what they have to they have to bring. But then I realize that I'm paranoid because I smoke so much weed. It has nothing to do with Burbank. Like I shouldn't be blaming the 818. Yeah. I'm really liking the sound effects. I'm liking that. This is the first time. I really like this. You're just like it's coming off the dome, too. You're winging it over there. Yeah. I got a sound effects library. So, you know. Good. Yeah. I'm excited to see what else. But he has Blumpkins. everybody has Blumpkin 1, Blumpkin 2. What is a Blumpkin? Really? What's a Blumpkin? I don't know what that is. It's basically where you're given, I think it's when you're given fellatio and somebody's pooping into the toilet. That's insane. God. Whoa. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Thank you. We have the possible trannies in the other room demonstrating it. Yeah, so basically it's, you sit on that, you sit on that, John, and you drop a deuce and you have a lady just take good, good care of your meat sack. I've heard of a, excuse me. I think that's what it is, actually. We might want an urban dictionary. Let's touch on meat sack also. I've been saying meat sack all day. I'm gonna look that up in the urban dictionary. Oh, you know what the worst one is lately? It's been a pink sock. Don't even Google it. That's the inside of your butthole, right? I put your tongue on my pink sock. Okay, I came up with don't space dock the person. The pink sock. Space stock? Space dock. I'm all about the pink sock, everybody. Space dock the pink sock. What's a space dock? It's where you shit into a condom and put it in the refrigerator. God, what are all these things I don't know about? What is this sheltered world I live in? It's because I subscribe to a newsletter, I guess. What is this shitty shit? Sign me up. I don't know why. I think it's because I have toilet humor and I'm mind like a dude sometimes. And so it comes out in my, it really is that like I'm gross. But I didn't know what snowballing was last week. Oh, I know what that is. I actually know that one. See, that was new for me. That's when you, I'm not going to say it on the air. That's when you have the mouth full. Cassie. Are you scared to talk, baby? She is. She's afraid. You know why? She's so cute and proper. It's because she's like, no, because everybody will know my ways. Like you might be the freakiest person in the world and we wouldn't know. No, I'm not a snowballer. I'll tell you that much. We ain't no snowballers in here. Ain't no snowballing when she's home. Oh, I like that. I like that. I like that. Oh, man. So we have so many positive things going on with the Hotbox. Like we are no longer just a radio show. What are we? What are we now? We have a webpage, hotboxshow.com. Do we have Twitter yet? We are going to start making videos for the Hotbox YouTube so you all can watch us hotboxing it up in the Hotbox zones. You can. Oh, and what was the other one? And we're going to do a little bit of Hotbox rapping, right? Yeah, we're going to do some Hotbox rapping for sure. We're going to make you a song. Yeah. And it's going to be pretty amazing because we both have some stupid fresh flow and some awesome beats. I can't wait to see what's happening in the rap game with you two. Oh, it's going to be perverted and chaotic. I can only do perverted and non-serious. Like I couldn't do a serious rap. What do you think of as a serious rap? Like I'm so tough. I'm a thug. I'm going to beat you up. Like, whoa, look at me. I got the biggest cock. What about like the more like Trina and Lil' Kim, like I'm a skank slut bitch. Yeah, I'm not. Could you do that? Like if I'm saying I'm cool, I'm probably being sarcastic. Yeah, well, yeah, that's definitely true. But yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Or I can't rap about like gangster stuff, like how tough life is or like killing people. I can rap about weed, I guess. You're more like I'm cold when I'm on the bus sometimes. Yeah. Those are your pissed off problems. Crazy. Yeah. I have. I have a song to play really quick based on this rapping situation. When I was a kid, I used to have this tape that was like, it was called Yo Disney Raps. And it was like popular rap songs re-rapped by Disney characters. And it was my jam. And my favorite, my favorite track would have to be Ice Ice Mickey. Off that. Well, I'll hear. Vanilla Ice Ice Mickey. Yeah. Oh, baby. This is horrible. Ice Ice Mickey. Get down. Everybody. Ice Ice Mickey. This is for any hotline. Don't say it with a ice ice baby. Oh, I'm not sure I should. Oh, they were down. They were down. With the mission, a fine musician. Fun and dancing are the first requisition. Music in the key, a piece of harmony. The world all together, that's the way it has to be. Moving to the beat, yellow shoes on his feet. Wind is on the microphone to get you off your feet. I don't want me on TV. I don't want me on TV. Breaking down the house. Cool as a mouse. Sing along with Mickey and you'll see what it's about. Ice Ice Mickey. I got a rhyme. I got a cool baby. Ice Ice Mickey. Oh, gosh. I sure hope I can get it fixed. Everybody. Ice Ice Mickey. I'm so cool. I'm co-co-cold. Ice Ice Mickey. Oh, oh, oh. Bust out a rhyme. Doesn't even try. Goofy's got the moves and Minnie is fly. Try, baby girl. Never get cold. I got a rhyme. I got a cool baby. Ice Ice Mickey. This is for any hotline. Goofy's got the moves and Minnie is fly. Try, baby girl. Never get cold. I got a cool baby. Ice Ice Mickey. I got a nice cover. Pick it for some photograph. Sing another line. Make it feel fine. Such a little star. So bright. We'll shine. Once by a prince. Might like ice. The d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d I'm so cool I make polar bears shiver. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, the Disney posse's coming at ya. Head on up with the pass, homies. I mean, homies. Yeah. Now, anyone can tell you when you're looking for fun. He's the mousest with the mostest. He's the only one. When it comes to being cool, spreading joy across the land, who's the only master do it? Who's the leader of the band? Ice, ice, baby. I'm chasing the jam. Oh, my baby. Ice, ice, baby. Because the jelly ran away. Oh, my God. Ice, ice, baby. I'm a hip, hip hopper. 20 seconds. Ice, ice, baby. Oh, I think they have a hip hop. Ice, ice, baby. I'm so cool. Hello? Ladies, let the door open. We're back. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, you guys. Did you guys enjoy that wanky, wanky classic? I had to do it. Ice, ice, Mickey. Yeah. And at one point, he's like, Minnie is fly. Minnie is fly. I don't know. I don't know. That song's so whack. I'm not going to try and stand behind that. But it was really funny. Hey, Cass, since you moved here, have you been to Disney World or land? No. No. Me neither. I used to. Neither one of you has been to Disneyland? Well, my grandma used to live in Orange County, and I used to visit her for summers. And we would go to Disneyland all the time, but not since I've moved here on my own have I been. I really want to go. You should. We should all go. We should do a hot box Disneyland. Maybe we can get press passes into Disneyland. Buy us tickets to Disneyland, Jeremy. This took such a gold digging shit ass turn. But seriously, though, we should go because I can totally. But seriously. I can do. I can totally do that. That nerdy fucking like Southern California. Like, no, we're going to get here at this time. We're going to go on these rides first. Like, I'm a nerd. I've been there. I mean, I grew up out here. So like. I peed my pants on Space Mountain once when I was a kid. Yeah. My grandma wouldn't let me go to the back. We waited in line for so long and had to pee so bad. We were almost about to get on the ride. And I was like, I was like, do I have to pee? And she was like, no, we've waited in line. We're almost going to be done. And there was a little dip and I peed my pants a little bit. Oh, sorry to hear that. Tutu bought me some Tigger sweatpants that I got to wear that were pretty flossy. I felt pretty cool the rest of the day. I got some sympathy points. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. It's like you're like, you know what? I would use that even now as an adult. I would so use that. It was like, you know what? No, I piss my pants. Like, like you buy me a beer, please. Like you smoke me out. Like I piss my pants. Okay. Because of you. Because of you and your time constraints. My bladder no longer a problem. Did you guys, did you go as a kid, Mindy? I did. Before my dad married my stepmom, me, the soon to be stepmom and my dad drove out here and back. Oh, cool. Yeah, it was all right. Did you participate in the autograph book? I didn't. I don't have anyone's autograph book. I did that. And looking back, that's like the stupidest thing. It's not stupid when you're young though. It's just funny now. Like if I saw a grown tourist or a grown person at Disneyland or somebody even in there, like, I don't know, in their teens, probably. Can I do your autograph? You want to, yeah, you want a mascot's autograph? You know, it's not the same person in there all the time. I loved that when, honestly, the funniest one was when I tried to get the queen of hearts autograph and she was like a total bitch because she was, you know, all in character and she was being hella rude to all the kids. Wow. And I actually thought it was funny. It hurt my feelings at first, but then I was like, okay, she's evil. That's right. I've seen the movie. She's not nice. So it's really her. Yeah. It's just weird when they actually like, you know, they get into character like that. Like it's, but it's also, I mean, I don't know, like you probably have to move around in a different way. Like I actually had to wear, I worked at Barnes and Noble for a couple of years and they would have story time. And like one of us, like our boss would give us like, like 10 extra dollars or something stupid if we were on that shift, if we would wear like the costumes, like while there was story time going on in the kids area. And I totally did it. And it was like the weirdest, like, I don't like it. I think I was, I was, what's his name? Captain Underpants in like a full costume. And then I was, fuck, I can't remember what her name is. Oh, Olivia. Like, it's like a white elephant baby girl. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know any of this stuff. It's like a big head. That's like an elephant head. And the kids probably really admired you and looked up to you. You basically sit next to like the person reading and like, or stand around them. And like the kids like take a picture with you, but it's like, it's just something that that's stupid. It's because it was the store in Anchorage. Like it was just something that they offered. So it was like, like they're like, we'll give you 10 extra dollars for your shift. And you're just kind of like, well, I don't know. I'm already here. Like, yeah, I'll go take my lunch early, smoke a bowl, come back in. Like sit in this creep ass costume. Like I could do that. I was Frosty the Snowman once. Uh huh. And it was for like a party for a group of like mentally handicapped people. So like I was dancing with them and stuff. Were you in, was your face inside of a big? Yeah, I was in, I was in the furry costume. Like I was a furry for a moment in time. That's amazing. Yeah. Did you feel, I always wonder how it would feel to be, completely disguised like that. Like, is it kind of freeing? Like you can just dance however you want. No one. Yeah. I mean, I was just like doing that with them and everyone was so happy. You can really be yourself when you're like in a Frosty costume. I know. But I think a parent came up to me and was like, you were so nice to my kid last year. And I definitely was not the person talking to the kid. Well, we're about to have, are these the ladies and possibly, what's going on here? We have a real, what we have here is a, it's a, it's a, it's a trail mix of sorts. Trail mix of individuals. We're gonna, we're gonna just basically play a little game called a. Find the Trenny. Trenny. Are you a boy or are you a girl? I, we gotta give them the phone number cause you people need to call us. I know you're listening. I know what you're doing. You got to call, you got to think of questions. You got to guess. You know, we're gonna, we're actually, what we're gonna do is give you a chance. To guess. Um, and you know, have like, we're gonna, we're gonna prepare for a second. I'm gonna give you a chance to really think of some hard hitting questions and then basically call 800-893-9562. And then we'll, uh, we'll get down to it. We're about to play. Name that Trenny. Yeah. We can do a couple of promos. Yeah. You know, just a little. What's up? Eldrick Bone coming here from in the sports booth, talking MMA, NFL, MLB, soccer, all the major sports going on right now. Straight to you. Skid Row Studios. Check us out on Sundays from 6 to 7 PM Pacific time. Okay. I got to say the Pacific. Oh fuck. I hate my voice. Fuck. Hate it. Jesus Christ. I hate this shit. Oh man. Do you guys like talking to me and hearing my voice? Cause I, I would fucking hate it. I'll break it. Stop it. Let's try it again. That's not right. Yeah. Let me try it again. Please listen Pacific time. Hi, this is Vince. Listen. Ah fuck. Everybody's looking at me and shit. You guys are probably noticing how fat I am right now. You're like, man, how sweaty I am. Hi, this is your listen to the rap up show with Gary Gervonta and John Hein on Hour 101. I'm Gary Gervonta. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. 800-893-9562. You guys are witnessing magic here. It's pure chaos in here right now. We're playing a game with three trannies. Who's got the dick? Because only one of them is a real tranny. I have no idea who it is. All right, contestant number one, introduce yourself. Hey, guys. My name is Boo Boo. Wait. You're going to have to tell us that again. Yeah, we're going to have to hear it one more time. My name is Boo Boo Biscuit. Hey, girl. Welcome, Boo Boo. Welcome. Hello. Contestant number two. Hello, my name is Ruby Reds. Hi, Ruby. Ruby. Lovely to see you. Contestant number three. Lovely to see you, ladies. Hello, my name is Necessary Roughness, and I like to get rough. Yeah. Wow, okay, so already you guys know it's already seeming like a real cat game because I don't actually know. You'll never know. I don't know who the tranny among us is. It's such a surprise. But can we refer to you as the tranny among us? Like the T-A-U? The tranny among us. Okay. We get that often. I just want to say I love all of you no matter what's between your legs. No matter who's the tranny. Thank you. Really, what it is is what's in your skulls and your brains and your minds. And your pants. And your bra. Yeah. And your bra. The moral of the story is who's got the penis. Yeah. We're going to find that out. Nice racks going around in the studio. That's throwing me off a little bit. Yeah, so one thing we're going to have to figure out is which rack here is real and which rack has obviously been done by a plastic surgeon. That's true. Because clearly, I mean, you can tell when they were there at birth and you can tell when they were there when they were able to afford it. Can you? I've seen some fakies that look like they make me shaky. Okay. Well, can I just tell you one thing? My areolas are ready to go. Let's just put flashlights between or underneath all of our breastums. Yeah. And see who's glows the dark the most. Yeah. That's a good test. Well, I did learn, you know, like, that there are some questions that you can ask. You know, we could just leave it up to the callers, but people aren't calling. And it's 800- You just make me nervous. We'll ask the questions and then the callers got to call again. We should start just calling. Yeah. We're going to have to start prank calling people to get people on the show. We'll just call them and explain what's going on. Who would I prank call? Who out there am I? It's turning into a totally different game now. I like this, Jeremy. Yeah. It's the what would you do to be a millionaire music. Yeah. Yeah. What would you do? What would you do to be a millionaire? Someone wins a date with a tranny. Yeah. You don't want to know what I do. Yeah. Whoever gets mine is right now. Are you guys willing to go on a date with anyone that would call in? No. I have a contract. I have a contract right here on my lap. We have a docket. I'll go on a date with them if they buy me fish and chips. Oh, girl. And wiener brew from Wienerschnitzel. Yeah. I love Wienerschnitzel. On the same date. So it's come to this. And we can go watch Hellboy 2 at the $3 theater. So Long John Silver, Wienerschnitzel. AMC. You're a classy girl. Yeah. That's like a $20 date. Cheap date. Yeah. You have a cheap date. Well, and I'm wearing a Halloween sweater. About a month after Halloween. Yeah. We should describe to the listening audience how you lovely ladies are dressed. Yeah. That might give them a little insight into- Well, guess who's dressed to impress in this group? I am. Oh. And- Boo Boo's got a holiday themed sweater, a Halloween themed sweater. And I appreciate that she's bringing it into November. Yeah. Almost into December. Yeah. I mean, the witch's broom has a fuzzy like pom pom on it. And it's definitely like silk patches embroidered onto an orange sweater. She has her name embroidered on it. I told the girls earlier, I feel like I'm going to a slumber party on my stomach. Oh. Girl, where did you get that sweater? You have to tell us. Yeah. Or does a lady never reveal her secrets? Her shopping secrets. Oh, girls. I got it at Axe Thrift Store in Portland. Oh, I see. Axe Thrift Store in Pasadangerous. All right. Pasadangerous. Oh. And what about contestant number two, Ruby Red? What are you rocking today and why does it make you feel special? Well, I'm just dressed in my nice red sequins today. My mini dress, if you will. Your everyday, your everyday civvies. Yeah, you know, it's my everyday attire. Yeah. Well, it looks mighty fine on you. Well, thank you. I really appreciate that. You sparkle as a ruby. It took me a long time. Oh. You always have. Did you do a call for me? What? Who is it? Oh, we have a call. Is someone calling from Milwaukee talking? Well, hello caller. Hey, I'm on the radio. Lauren, Lauren. She's on the radio. Did you guys know we're on the radio? She was on the radio. Hello? Hello? Hello? Who is this? Who is this? This is Sean Romero. Hello, Sean. Sean Romero. Sean Romero. Sean Romero. Sean Romero. Sean Romero. Sean Romero. How are you? What am I? How are you? What are you, Sean? Hello. What area? Sean, let me guess, you have a 98 degrees tattoo. Am I correct about this? Oh, no. I'm on the radio. Psychic princess. Oh, baby. Of course you are. Thank you. You're on the hot box. Welcome, Sean. So, do you ... Sean, do you have any questions for our trannies? Yeah, I have this one. It's the only drugged decision. Let me take a shot. Oh, it sounds like ... It's the only drugged decision. It's the only drugged decision. Sean's somewhere epic. All right, yeah. Sean, do you have any questions for our tranny? Yeah, I have. Love 98 degrees. Oh, yes. That's great. Confessions. Girl, me too. Who doesn't love 98 degrees? I know, boy. You've got some ink. Do you have some lyrics tattooed from them as well? You got any? All right, let me go outside. I can't hear you fucking hear me. What are you wearing right now, Sean? So, you have an actual 98 degree tattoo? Does it say 98 degrees? Yeah. It's a 98 degree tattoo. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Does it say 98 degrees? Because that's what the guy in 98 degrees had. Oh, my God. I love 98 degrees. He has a left arm. Listen, me and my other friend, her name's Lucifer. I want to hear. We'll put it into 98 degrees. She also may or may not be a tranny. We went to see Glar and we noticed- I can barely hear you guys. I feel like we're in my dad's basement. Wait, wait. Wait, okay. So, you're in your dad's basement with your 98 degrees tattoo. What sort of shenanigans are you getting into? Butt naked. Yeah. I'm in my dad's basement. I'm in my dad's basement. I'm in my dad's basement. I'm in my dad's basement. I'm excited. Drinking Fireball and Guinness. And Guinness? That's the type of people that listen to the Hotbox. Yeah, I'm crazy like that. Mic it. Mic it. Mic it. Don't. Wow, man. Who am I talking to right now? All of us. And we need you to ask our three trannies a question to find out who has the dick. All right. Let's go. What's your question for the tranny? All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Trannies. All right. All right, let me think really hard. All right. Street trannies. Number one, number two. What is your favorite Ricky Martin song? Wait, which? That's a really good question. All right, contestant number one, what's your favorite Ricky Martin song? Contestant number one. Favorite Ricky Martin song. I want to bang on the drums. Well, duh, everyone knows that one. I want to bang on the drums all day. That's a good one. That's a good one. All right, all right. Next, number two, what's your favorite? Crazy Town or... Oh, I got to go with Livin' La Vida Loca. Wait, wait, wait. Calm down, caller. We got one more to answer. What's your favorite? I don't really like any of Ricky Martin's songs. I just think he's a really great revolutionary as a gay man, having two twin boys that he raises on his own. Where's Lauren? Where's Lauren? Dude, where isn't Lauren? Did you ever think of that when you called the radio station? What were you saying about Crazy Town? I liked where you were going with the Crazy Town thing. Yeah, Crazy Town or who? Crazy Town. Come, come, come, my lady. I'm familiar. Caller, what is your favorite 98 Degrees song? That is my question. What is your favorite 98 Degrees song? I don't know a single song. Here. Here. Refresh your memory. What's your favorite diaper brand? Where are you guys? You guys sound like you're in a house. We're with 98 Degrees. Just have a listen. We're in Skid Row, brother. Where are you? I'm on the beach. I'm on the beach. All right. All right. Well, clearly, you don't know your 98 Degrees song. I'm impressed. Where are you? What are you doing right now, Sean? Is he gone? I'm here to see you. Well, Sean, thank you for calling. We got to get back to our game show. We got to get back to our game show. We got to get back to our game show. Make it. Make it. Make it. Don't forget. Have a great day. Make it. Make it. Make it. Make it. Make it. Make it. Make it. 98 Degrees of awesomeness. Oh, my God. They're so hot. We're totally watching the video right now. I wish you guys could see this. 98 Degrees in your life. My pandas are all in a bunch by tonight. Test number three. We still got to describe what you're wearing tonight. Okay. I'll start from the bottom. I'm wearing socks. I'm wearing socks. I'm wearing socks. I'm wearing socks. We washed. So, dude. Do you have a dick collar? This is not contestant number three. Are you at the game now? I never go to skate radios. Me either. I love you guys. I love you. I love you more than ever, Sean. You give me a call sometimes. Dude, you guys are crazy. Crazy. Crazy up here in the hot box. Crazy up here in the hot box. Who would have thought this would happen? But we did warn you. We did warn you at the beginning of the show. So, if you were listening at all, you knew that we said that there were just like a flock of us in here. There's a hell of girls. Fucking squawking for one day. Our cycles are all going to align. Like, it's just gnarly in here how many broads we got stuffed in here. Guys, four weeks from now, we all have to return to this spot. And we'll have like a bloody, bloody sacrifice. Yeah. All right. Just fucking. Period. Lighten our tampons on fire. For those of you that can wear tampons. One of us can't menstruate. No, and Jeremy. Besides Jeremy. Yeah, Jeremy, we're actually not like, like, Jeremy's like the captain. I'm not here. That's okay. That's cool. No, you're not in the box. So, it's kind of as if like he's our prisoner. Yeah, like you're, we got you in your own box. Right. Yeah. You're talking about a single box. Yeah. It's one box. You're in a sounder box. It's a totally different box. I'm in the second box. I mean, it's still hot. Right. So, this is the first box? That's box number one. This is the hot box. Jeremy's in the hot box. He's in the hot box. Okay, I get it. Where we put the people that. Number two. Yeah. The toot toot box. Are you even smoking weed? I feel bad for you. I should be. I know. Maybe we should. You should be. There's a glass between us. There's still a bullet. There's a glass. Can we ever get like a little kitty door? Like a blow door. That'd be really cool. A blow door? Maybe a mother's castle. Can we just get a glory hole? That was contestant number one. Is that what she meant by blow door? That's the coolest thing I ever heard about a glory hole. I love that you're either going to have a glory hole or a blow door. That's what I said to you. What do you want to play with first? It's a prettier way to say a glory hole. Cruising around looking for a blow door. Just call it a blowy hole. That's cute. I think we have a way to find a blow door. A blowy hole? A blow door. A blowy hole. Let's get back to our game. I have a question for the three contestants. Oh, man. I just forgot. Oh, yeah. Each of you trannies describe to me what it's like sucking a dick. We'll tell who knows. Well, number three will say, you know, they like some teeth. That's kind of just how it goes sometimes. You tickle the balls and you nibble on some scrotum. Yeah. That's how it goes. Fair enough. Chewing on the balls. Chewing on the balls. I'm down with chewing on the balls. Balls are like a special surprise. You get some pubic hair in your teeth and you just use it as some floss. All right. You know what? I don't even know what contestant I am, but have you ever simultaneously shit your pants and choked on a meatball sub at the same time? It's kind of like that. Oh, I've definitely done that. Okay. Contestant number two, Ruby, if that really is your name. Of course it is, sweetie. Yeah. Same question. Well, I take a lot of pride in the blowjobs I give. I'm going to say that. Yeah. But you can't forget the balls, sweetheart. They're important to a man. They're important. They really get for you. I've forgotten a lot, too. And, you know, sometimes when I'm feeling a little crazy, I'll just, you know. You know, I'll take my finger and I'll stick it up their butt. And, you know, they like the men like that. Atta girl. It's for the extra tips. I've always thought of the balls as the apples on the tree. Exactly. And sometimes you just got to shove an apple up there. Sometimes you just got to shove an apple up there. You got to eat all the apples. Praise it, sister. Maybe a tennis ball. And tongue-bathing. The scrotum. You know, but keep it clean, boys. I was going to say the shaft. I just want to say. There's no shaft on a tree. I just want to say you boys have to keep it clean. Shaman. Take baths. Take many baths. Don't even do it. I like the jingle berries. Baby wipes. All right. Easy question. Anal bleaching, yes or no? Contestant number one. No one even knows who that is anymore. It's Boo Boo Biscuit. Maybe. Fair enough. I'm going to go with the definite yes on that one. I mean, come on. Fair enough. Who are we kidding here? All right. So, necessary roughness. Anal bleaching, yes or no? No. Keep it natural. Natural. Keep it natural. Unnatural. Either grow it out or pluck it out. I don't even know what color my butthole is. I've never seen it before. You've never, like, used a mirror to, like, take it out? You've never looked at your... I know that there's a freckle on mine. It's probably neutral gray. Really close to the hole. Oh. Because I had to look. I had to look. Just one day, I was like, you should know what it looks like back there. Well, what I want to know is how does it feel to get your butthole bleached? If it feels like you bleached your hair? I bet it feels like going to the laundromat and just your ass. Well, what if you poop a little bit during butthole bleaching? Does that mean that it erases all of the fine work that the butthole bleacher has done in the first place? It's important to get... That's why you get a colonoscopy before you get your anal bleaching. Wow, you have to do so much work back there just to make it lighter. I'm sorry. No way. Ruby red. Well, then you aren't... Laxatives. You don't poop while you're getting your anal bleached. My best friend... Well, what if you got IBS or something? Well, don't... Laxatives. That's the answer. Cut back on the Taco Bell is what I have to say to you. Enemas? Laxatives, then enemas? Number three says it's always laxatives. Oh, okay. Laxatives are the way to go. I don't even know what the constant number I am anymore. They do keep you trimmed, Cassie. Fubo's one necessary to remove. Fubo, kitty fuck. Your number three. Ruby red three. Fubo, you are number one. I'm always number one. How could I forget? Yeah. Okay, but who's got the dick is what I want to know. So, callers, I got to tell you something. 800. Like, seriously, you listening, you're there right now. 800-893-9562. You have a question for the tranny, so make our phone ring. Call and guess the tranny. Haven't you ever wanted to do that? Just guess the tranny already. Yeah, just guess it. I mean, you might already know. You'll win the date with the tranny. Either way. Either way. Either way. Either way. Either way. Either way. Either way. Either way. You're a non-tranny. How about that? How about that? You'll win a date with... Whatever you choose. Whatever you choose. Yeah. As long as I can play air hockey while drinking tequila and maybe a little bit of wiener brew afterward. Yeah. Oh, now it's a maybe. Well, they've taken long enough, haven't they? That's true. That's very, very true. But I am enjoying the game because I get to know you guys better a little bit. I feel like I'm getting to know you better. Well, since we're asking questions... Yeah, did you have a question of them? I do. Are you a swallower or a... No, thank you. I'm going to spit it out and spit it out. Well, number three, me. You. Yeah. You can either do it on my fake tits or on my back. All right. Do you have any tramp stamps or is it just... Well, they'll just have to guess. That makes sense. One of them. Something to aim for. All right. A lady never tells. Who has a tramp stamp in here, honestly, though? Contestant number one, I've got a framp stamp. It's Peter Frampton's face. Framp stamp. Yeah. And my answer to the question is I only swallow if I'm giving a blumpkin. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's got to be a compromise. I mean, it's a jungle out there. You got to make sure that everybody is, you know, complying. It's a special occasion. It's a special occasion. Yeah. Every kiss begins with a blumpkin. Contestant number two, what do you do? Squirt. Well, I like to, you know, I like to hold it in my mouth. Yeah. And spit it into their buttholes. Oh, yeah. And then they lick it out of their buttholes. It's kind of like a snowball. It's like a reverse felch. It's a reverse felch. You know what it is? Thank you. I might have said something like that before. It's the felch snowball combo. Yes. There you go, Mindy. With a half twist. Yes. I like to... I like to mix it up a bit. You get Olympic with your... I get one of those boba straws. It takes a lot of practice. And just squirt it back in there. I've been doing it a long time. Wow. A semen enema, right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Boba straws. A little bit, yes. Oh, okay. Cool. I felt with boba straws. I want that on a t-shirt. Or, I don't know, something. Because those straws are... Those straws are... They're pretty wide. They get the job done. Well, let me tell you. Yeah. Just some beefy shit. They help with not hurting the rectum that much. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You don't even need lube. I got a question for the trannies. All right. What do you wear when you sleep at night? Sweetheart, I don't wear anything when I sleep at night. Oh. Are you on silk sheets? You know it. Oh, I do, I guess. I can tell by your ensemble today. Well, I am a lady of classy tastes. You really are. Well, before I go to bed, I got to take my cup out. Your cup out? Do you have a dining room? Is that like the... Which cup? Her B-cups. I guess you'll never know. Collars. Her baby B-cups. Does it hold your period in it? A, B, and C cups. You'll never know which cup it holds. My menstrual chalice. It's part of my weird religion. I like to wear my chastity belt. You have a chastity belt? You bet. That's so 1984. Does it make you feel safe? Chastity belt and daddy's jersey. She's vintage. A vintage chastity belt. Who knows? The code is my question. I like getting electrocuted by it. You have an electrified chastity belt? She's electrified. Do you listen to music when you're in the chick? Well, I only wear it when it's plugged in. I feel you on that. I understand. Why use it if you're not going to like use it? Well, sometimes, you know, I just like to use it to scare off the kitties. Are they kittens or children? They're raccoons. You call raccoons kitties? You're that kind of boo-boo? Oh, I think someone is being brave out there. Someone took the challenge to call in. It's about time. All right. Hello. What? Is Cassie there? Is Cassie there? Is this Jason? I was just Facebook chatting him. I told him to call this number. Why are you messaging me? It's like 9 o'clock in the evening. Come on. I'm sorry, but I thought you had a little scoldy in the hot box. I'm sorry, but I thought you had a little scoldy in the hot box. You have a little circle next to your name. I was just saying, like, you were ready to chat, so I thought, you know, I'd reach out to you. He needs a tranny spanking. What is this? What do you got going here? This is a radio show. Yeah? There's some possible trannies that we have here in the studio. We're playing tranny among us. Hi, sweetie. They're all stoned out of our gourds. You're on a stoner radio show. You're supposed to ask the trannies a question, and then they're going to answer, and you're going to guess which one of them has a wiener. How many are there? Three. Three. How many wieners are there? One. Well, yeah, there's only, you know, it's one. Three dishes, one wiener. Three enter, one is the only one that exists. Well, I'd like some help here. I mean, like, okay, so there's three trannies there. Ask a question. Just ask a question. You'd ask a tranny. And they'll start talking. And you might know if, and you might be able to help us crack this case. Yeah, like, what do you want to sit on mommy's lap? You want to sit on mommy's lap? You want to sit on mommy's lap? Oh, Christ almighty. That was contestant number one. Yeah, Boo Boo Biscuit, she, you know, she was trying to, she was trying to drop some hints for you. Do you got a good question that could get to the bottom of this? Yes, I think, I think I might. I think I might. No, I actually don't. I have no idea. Oh, come on, sweetie. Any question. Just ask, you know, you could just ask any question. Ask about their hopes and dreams. We want to know. Oh, hopes and dreams. Yeah. I don't know. Like, do you pee standing up? Oh, nice. I guess that's too much of a go away. That doesn't really have anything to do with hopes and dreams. That's just what I do on a daily basis. I hope that when I pee, I stand up. Number three can go either way. I hope that they pee when I stand up. No. I do a little bit of both. I use a special cup with like a tube leading from it. So do you get the like joy of being like a man, but you know. Yeah, exactly. Okay, yeah. I can write things. I can write things. I can write things. Yeah. I've never gotten to write my name in the snow with my own urine. What is wrong with me? You could, but you have to get like really good at like squats. Yeah. Like. Like squat. Like squat dancing. Because you guys don't know what we do. I'd be in a cornfield. Yeah. In a cornfield. If we could like, dude, I would start like doing like crazy exercises to where we like got good enough at like squat dancing or like squat lunging to like where we could at least put our initials in the snow. Yeah. Just as good as any man. Just as good as any man. Just as good as any man. Just as good as any man. Just as good at lip maneuverage. And then we move on to walls. Yeah. We'll figure it out. We'll start with. We'll start with. We'll do it like the dogs. The lift one leg, right? And just kind of skip around. And a figure eight. That makes your name. I'd be down. Jason, do you have a penis? Yes. I certainly do have a functioning penis. What size? Good question. Oh, it's. It's. It's. You know, it's like. Describe it. A tweezer full. Can you. A tweezer full. Can you describe your penis, sir? A tweezer full? A tweezer length or a tweezer full? Are you saying like. If you pinch a tweezer. It's like. It's like a chewed off red vine, you know. Like how far. You know what? How far chewed off are we talking here? I've got a question. One bite or like. Can I ask a question? Yes, ma'am. Um. How good are you at the art of the dick tuck? The dick suck? The dick tuck. With a T. The dick tuck. Tuck as in tuck in your pants? How well can you tuck your pee pee in your back back? Have you ever tucked your teen back and made it look like it was a vagina? And looked at yourself in the mirror? And thought. I look good. Marilyn Manson. Dope show. Hello. Well, I'm talking about like James Gunn. Sounds a little lamb. Fine. All right. You know what? That dick tuck is one of my favorite cinematic dick tucks. And I've seen them. I've seen my share. That one. That one makes me literally be like Buffalo Bill. The next dance is on me. Good luck. Love, Sean. Yeah. Pretty classic. Basket. Honestly, though. You seem like the type that would do that pretty often. Do you have a girlfriend? I would do that pretty often. I know I need it now. I believe so. Cassie. I know. Cassie is the only girl I know that like. You've done the dick tuck for? That wishes what? She just wants one just to play with. You want to have a penis so bad, Cassie. Everyone knows that. I don't want to have a penis. She could get one every day of the week, yo. No. She wants her own. She wants to know what it feels like to play around. She wants to juggle her own balls. What woman does it? That's kind of everyone. We literally. You're silly. You're so silly. I don't even know you. You're getting silly. And one of us has a penis. Can't hold this man. I don't know. Why do you think that about me, Jason? Ask anyone in Seattle who's worked with Cassie Miggins and they know. Why would you say that? No. Explain why. She is a delicate flower and you should treat her as such. We all want to have a penis at some point. We've all wondered when it's like. If I could have one for one day, I'd be putting it on surfaces. I'd be fucking like. Wrist watch. Slapping it into walls. It'd be like a day worth of like whacking it. Like all of like. What they go through in adolescence. Like combined to that one epic penis day. Mary, what do you think your penis would look like if you had one? I think I would have one of those. This song is a perfect description of why we all wish we had penises. Yeah, basically this is what we figure. There's six of us in the room and only one of us has a dick. I'm more curious about that. Yeah. Who here feels most out of place? Just guess. Caller, just guess. One, two, or three. Come on. Who's got a penis? Who is the dick? I'm going to go with number three. Sure. Three. Go for three. Really? Oh. You are a millionaire. You guessed it right. You guessed it right. Caller, you know your tranny. And you called and guessed the right one. For real? Yeah. I wish that there was some. You hit the dick on the tranny basically. You win a tranny blowjob and a million dollars. Basically, Cassie is going to give me. I'm going to give you a tranny necessary roughness. Number three. Some necessary roughness. Your phone number and you just want to date with number three. Yeah. So, number one. But only if you can buy her some wiener brew. Wait. So, is he a guy to girl or girl to guy? I don't know. What's going on? You'll never know. He's whatever you want to be. You'll never know. He's fun to fun. But we're not saying it's post-op, pre-op, in between op. It appears to me that the breasts are fake, but the dick is real, right? She's the girl that has it all. Prepare for the best blowjob. Live your life, sweetheart. Oh, my God. Here we go. And hey, Jason. Are you single, Jason? Baby, she's got your number. Don't you worry. I said, hey. Jason. Are you single? This is going to be a saw game in the next 30 minutes. I hope we set you up with a winner. Jason, is your girl going to be okay with this? Are you super excited? Getting your dick sucked by a tranny? Oh, God. Go for it no more, Cassie. I'm saving myself for you, baby. Oh, Jason. Wait. Yeah. Well, you're going to have to spend a little bit of that yourself on unnecessary roughness because she's calling you. You got to spend a little to save a little. Spend a little to save a little. Well, you just want to date with a tranny, but maybe someday you and I can see each other again. How much? That's very wishful. It's lustful. I know you're having a good life, Cassie. That's great. And maybe you can have that date with a tranny since I'm all the way in Washington State, man. I'll take your date with a tranny. You just want to slide out here. Give it to me. That would be cool because you get a dick to ride and boobs to play with. Thank you, Jason. That's so sweet. God, talk about being a good Samaritan. Just threw you a bone just like that. Literally. You won the game. Threw me a bone, literally. Yeah. I get it. Thank you. She gets to play with the penis as much as she wants. I get what? A penis? You can play with his penis or her penis. I don't remember. I love penises so much. You're right, Jason. It's their penis? It's number three. All right. We're going to play a song now, Jason. You're the best. I'm glad that you won this contest. We'll send you a million dollars. Congratulations, Jason. We're going to send you a million dollars. Your check will come in the mail soon. Yeah. All right. God bless, everyone. Thank you. All right. Bye, Jason. God bless. Bye, Jason. My shit. I don't know. I was trying to say. That was pretty epic. Just keep staying. That was a great epic moment in hot box. How do you feel about all this, Nessie? You're out. You're out. I'm out. You won. I totally just got outed. For having a dick. Yeah. Got outed. But you get a sweet date with Cass. I don't know how I feel about this. I kind of feel extremely uncomfortable now. The room full of women. I felt the tension coming from you. Yeah. You know? My testosterone. I should have milled her dick. That's what it's called. My testes. You have anger inside you and darkness. We're fuming testes. Yeah. I think your testicles just skipped a beat. Yeah. My penis is a flaming. Yeah. Remember? And who's going to blow some water on it? Sounds like you need some ointment for that, sweetie. Are you blowing water on it? You really shared with me that one time. Let's blow some kryptonite on it. I don't know. Let's find some. Let's do some blow off of it. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for participating in our epic hot box contest. It's just one man. Thank you for having us. Gentleman. Yeah. There's just the one. Cassie's going to rock us some music and we'll be right back. Are you a boy or are you a girl? With your long blonde hair, you look like a girl. Yeah, you look like a girl. You may be a boy. Hey! You look like a girl. You either a girl or you come from Liverpool. Yeah, Liverpool. You can talk like a female, but you might just swim like a stone. Yeah, Liverpool. You may be a boy. Hey! You look like a girl. Hey! Wow! Well, let's take a break. You may be a boy You look like a girl Are you a boy Or are you a girl When you're all gone You look like a girl You may be a boy You look like a girl Yeah, you look like a girl Yeah, you look like a girl Yeah, you look like a girl Yeah, you look like a girl They run their own business. You guys, I was just talking about business people because basically at the end of the day, I'm... I'm a business woman. Yeah, you are. You keep it real. I'm trying to keep the business alive. We all work real jobs. We work hardly. Yeah, we do. I just ate so many Cheez-Its in that short amount of time that that song was playing. Are they all gone? No. Can I have some of your Cheez-Its? Oh, man, that sounds good. You can have some, but you can't eat them in the air. That's true. Can I have... Okay, two minutes and then can I have... I'll have 16 Cheez-Its because I believe that's a serving size. That's pretty much how much there is left and you can have it, girl. Can I just like... Funnel them into my throat? Like... I love you so much, I'd give you my last Cheez-Its and that really feels a lot. I really... God, that touches me to the core. You got me to the quick, Cassie. I really hope that... I did want to say one thing is that this is our 12th motherfucking show. Wow. Can you guys believe it's been 12 already? Isn't that like three months? Yeah, it has to be kind of. I mean, I think we were doing them in August, right? Or September? September. September, I think. Yeah. Again in September. But to be honest with you, like it seems like every time we come in here, it's the first show. Yeah. Or not the first show like in a shit way. Because I'm so high, I don't even remember you guys. I can barely see your face. I meet you every week. I'm like, nice to meet you guys. What's your name? Yeah. Let's do this. Yeah, what are you all about? What's your whole deal? But we've been doing it for 12 episodes now. It's kind of... Like I was saying... That's a dozen like eggs or donuts. And we're so grateful for all of you people that have been downloading. And listening. Yeah, we love you guys. And like people are like starting to like share it and talk about it and stuff. And it makes it cool because it's like we actually just want to like get together and be nutso. And we have an actual like way that we can do it and make everybody else or have everybody else like join us. Yeah. But they could join us and just be home hanging out. I know we have the goal. We're trying to get like 420 Facebook friends, right? Yeah, we want 420 just because... Yeah. Yeah. No one else. No one else. Facebook.com slash The Hot Box Show. Yeah, please get us to 420 likes. And then stop liking us. Yeah. And if you're the... There could only be 420. And if you're the 421st, we will just come over and, you know, thank you personally for being like, I like you that much. I don't give a fuck what you say. Yeah. Because we get what the... That's where you're coming from. And we love that. We will see you next week on The Hot Box. We got some... Business people coming in. We do, actually. We have... It'll be our 13th episode. And we have... I... Because I'm... Because we've been getting so faded in here this whole time. I can't remember their name, but some of my good friends are going to be growing, telling us about growing. We're going to be growers. Real pot growers. Later on, dude. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls. Good night, boys and girls.