Zombie preparedness, tarot reading, and peanut butter play with Ashlyn Malloy

that's it if you want to be like ginger Lynn that means that you want to juggle Kelly Nichols titties there's nothing better in this world than Kelly Nichols titties I love you I mean that I'm ginger Lynn welcome to blame it on ginger today is horrors and whores and whore whores and horror yeah whores as in bad girls whores as in us as in us yeah we're a horror show stop yelling at me Jenny Jenny's yelling at me I'm ginger Lynn with Kelly Nichols and and I want to welcome our guest miss Ashlyn Malloy back in the house back in the house back in the house now we don't have everybody back that often we just don't because we get bored with people I feel special yeah we do don't we you're on you're off that's it knock it off but we're not bored with you at all and we love you to death Ashlyn Malloy what is your website I don't actually have a website I'm trying I am building my customs videos or whatever that customs for you video site oh yeah so I'm getting that started it was supposed to start earlier this month but you know got sick and everything so I put that to the whole but now I'm getting back to it trying to do you have somebody that you trust someone that I trust with that's doing the website that's helping you does that exist the one that doesn't exist yeah well the clips for sale not the clips for sale but your the customs for you I think that's what it's called yeah do you have somebody helping you build that or do they do it for you I have an agent helping me with it whenever I need help like with the whole signing up and pricing we need to get to a website call me I you know there's there's very few people that I really trust as far as running them and I've got somebody that that is building mine for me right now and I've had the same site for a long time a long time so I will see if I can my guy's pretty busy but you're too nice not to have your own website My guy's pretty busy, but you're too nice not to have your own website. Do you have a Twitter? I do have a Twitter. Yes. At least I have that. And I was going to ask you about your Twitter. Your Twitter is AshlynxMalloy. Yes. Okay. And it says here that you are a zombie-killing whore. Yes. All right. Perfect for the show. Oh, my God. Okay. The show is called Whores and Whore. I've got my zombie tarot cards. I'm doing a film this month. Well, actually, tomorrow is the 1st of August. I'm doing a film in August up in Canada where I play kind of a witchy woman, kind of a girl, and she practices tarot. So I'm going to be reading tarot cards today. But what do you mean when you say that you are a zombie-killing whore? I'm a huge Call of Duty zombie fan. Okay. Call of Duty. And it's just been my obsession for, like, the past month. Like, every time I'm bored on a plane or whatever, I pop it up and I'm just, you know, killing zombies. I like it. I personally believe in real zombies. What is your thought on zombies? It could happen, but I feel prepared if it was to happen. I actually have my zombie kit. I am prepared. Tell me what you have in your zombie preparedness kit. Did I say that right? No, but that's okay. What's in your zombie kit there, girl? Right now, it's just a taser. That'll help. But if the nerve endings are dead, that doesn't make sense. Oh, you are so not prepared. I'm not prepared. Well, I'm thinking more of, like, the... Have you ever played that game Dead Island? No. Well, they just, like, scavenger for, like, weapons and make their own weapons. And I think that's... Yeah, but see, everybody's going to be scavengering. I already have. I have six swords. Swords? Swords? Six swords. Okay. Yeah, because zombies, you know what? If you shoot them, you're going to attract attention with the sound of the bullet. Sure. With the gun. And you have to be dead on in your aim. And you have to be dead on in your aim. And it's just... And you're probably not going to kill the zombies. So I have six swords. I've got earthquake kits, which contain water, food, and blankets. I've got flashlights. And I have sternocans. I've got all these little candles that you can light. So that I've got that ready. And then my pantry, I've got underneath, I've got probably 10 two-gallon jugs of water. Right. I've got a big thing of matches. No, because I'm going to hold up in my house. Oh, I see. See, because my house has gates. Because they'll be outside, you'll be inside. I'll be inside, they'll be outside. Now, I'm going to have to eventually go out for food. But I live with 100,000 acres behind me in the hiking trails. So that's where I'll go. And I'll be eating coyote and rabbit and rattlesnake. So, see. And then the real plan is... Rattlesnake is actually not that bad. I've had it before. So... I've had alligator. I haven't had snake. It's... Although I worked with Peter North. It's a little bit of a different texture. It's a little bit different taste. But it's overall the same. Yeah. I don't know if I could do snake. I mean, you know what? Out there, when the zombies come, I'm doing them. I was just going to say, when the zombies come, you better be. When the zombies come. Yeah. But here's the best part of my plan at all. And I stole this from my friend Marie. What I'm going to do is I'm going to break the law. I'm going to steal a jet ski. There's two of them that live right down the street from my house. And I'm going to take the jet skis and I'm going to Catalina. Because the zombies won't be able to hang out in Catalina. And there's cows there and there's food. Now, why wouldn't the zombies be able to hang out? I just think they won't be able to... Because it's an island. How are they going to get there? What if they're already on the island? I mean, if this thing breaks out, we don't know if it's an outbreak, a plague, what it is. So, spontaneously, you could have people... You could have people on the island be zombies. Yeah, but what about if the zombies are from the ocean and they come up? They're already dead and they're... All right, this is my zombie apocalypse. I will kill them any way that I want. I like that. And you don't live in the water and they haven't made it to Catalina Island. Got it. And my swords are fine. Swords are great. Good idea. Cut off the limbs coming towards you. That's... Swords work. Swords are good. And then I'm going to steal another idea from the walking dad. And I'm going to take a couple of people that I like. Okay. But they've already... And I'm going to cut their arms off. And I'm going to cut their mouth off. And I'm going to put them on a leash. And they're going to be my zombie deterrents to keep the rest of the bad zombies away. And that way... And I'll feed them every once in a while. I thought she didn't like those guys, though. No, one was her brother-in-law. One was her husband, I think. Yeah, but she was mad at them because... They fucked up. Because they were all fucked up on whatever. And they let her baby die. Yeah. So, that was... You've got to really hate somebody to do something like that. Well, that's why I've got... Yeah, you do. Oh, you mean to cut their arms off? Arms and mouth off and everything. No, no. Because I'm going to protect you from the other zombies. No, you're going to be my protector and I'm going to take care of you. I'm going to make sure you get fed. You're just not going to be able to eat me. Now... But my big concern with the zombies when they come is sex. It's going to be... You know, because I'm going to want to be fucking. Mm-hmm. And you've got to be really careful because if they come up on you when you're fucking, it's just all over. Yeah. Quotas interrupt us. Yeah. Completely. Anyway, let's get back to some sexy stuff. We have Ashlyn Malloy in studio with us today talking about all kinds of things. Now, you are a porn star. Yes, of course. How many porn movies have you made? I would probably say around like probably 40 or 30, maybe 50. You know what? And how long have you been in the business? I just counted. I just counted a day on the way here. I've been in the business for like 11 months and it doesn't feel like that. It's only been 11 months. But you know what? You've done a really good job at pacing yourself. Yeah. I did films for two years and three months. I made 69 films. Now, within that, there are films that I did three sex scenes, four sex scenes. You know, I didn't count scenes. I counted movies because that's how we did it back then. Nobody ever called up and went, yeah, can you come on in for a scene today? It's like, okay, we're doing a movie. We want you for... This character, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But that was not a lot of films to be made. Even though that... And during that time, that was pretty much all that was being made. Today, girls will come in and they'll make 60 movies in a month. They'll do 60 scenes. So the fact that you're pacing yourself out is wonderful. And more than one scene for two different movies in a day. Yeah. Travel time, gas time. Jeez. Yeah. And you've got a really interesting, beautiful look. You've got red hair. Now, are there... Those big brown eyes, it's hard to tell from over here. Yes, they are brown. They look like they're giant, big, brown. And great bone structure. Doesn't she have, like, beautiful bone structure? Amazing bone structure. Perfect skin. How tall are you? I'm 5'8". 5'8". What are your measurements? I'm 32A and then 24. And I think 33 on my waist. 34, maybe. So let's just say perfect. You can leave now. We don't like girls like you. Yeah, we hate you. We're just leaving. Hey, I'm not like the others. I'll show you my titties if you show me yours. Okay. Okay. That's a fair deal. I think so. That's a fair trade. Okay, what am I looking at? I want your titties, too. I want your titties, too. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going in. My little headphone's in the way. I'm going in. Ginger's going in. And then I'm coming back to yours. Oh, they're perfect. Oh, they are. How big are they? 32A? A? They're A's. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. You have to appreciate small breasts. There's nothing like them. There just isn't. Ginger's touching on the outside, and she's just rubbing the nipple. And you just put your hand across her chest, and it just strokes both of them at the same time. They're just like, vroom. They're perfect. Vroom. They're making my fingers hard. They're making your fingers hard. Your fingers are making my nipples hard. Do you have a hard time finding a... Oh, wait. I need to show you mine. Oh, yeah. Brick them up. Yes. See, she's got... They're small. Yeah, they're big. You can just, like... Yeah. Bounce that behind you. She's, like, doing her... I have small titties. I love big titties. Are we talking breast envy? I love them. You know, I don't have them, so I can't play with them. Oh, she's wubba-wubbing Ginger's breasts. Wubba-wubba. Much love. Much love. I'm so sorry. It's all good. I'm breaking our model. All right, Ms. Kelly Nichols. Oh, my gosh. Get your beautiful babies out. I just got a tan on them, too. My job is the best job in the world. Ashley Molloy, I'm going in with the fingers first, just on the nipples. Does she not have the most beautiful nipples? She does. Oh, man. Thank you. I'm going to just go back. Oh, my gosh. And forth. First, I get massaged. Now, I'm getting sensually played with by Ginger Lynn. Oh, her hands are... Your hands are so warm. Your titties are warm, too. Whoa. I can't tweet this because you're so cute. I can't tweet this because you're so cute. Because your phone is full. My phone is full? Yep. I can't take any more pictures. You're killing the mood. Oh, well, that was a little... I got distracted by your titties while I was just asking you to describe yourself. Beautiful, beautiful breasts. Thank you. So, sometimes there's a flatness. I like flat ones, but this, you just had that beautiful little swelling that's just... It's like a soft swelling. It's like a soft swelling on a woman's stomach when they have just a little bit of a swell. It's just very sensual. It's sexy. Very sexy. Very sexy. What do you keep by your bedside? Is your bedroom... Oh, my God. Good heavens. Ooh. Whoa. Excuse me. Who went down your throat in a state? Oh, my gosh. Is that what I wasn't even expecting? Now, wipe the mic off. You can dress me up, but you can't take me out. Andy, don't give me that look. You've burped before. No. Never. No, he hates me. He just tilts us in. He's looking at you and he's like, tell her to stay in the camera. Stay in the camera. Okay. Yeah, stay in the camera. All right. I'm all worried about my burping and Andy just wants to see me in the camera. All right. I'm back right here in the camera and these new lights are awesome. Do we love them? Do we love them? We want people to be able to see the host and co-hosts. You can see everything in here. Yeah, I know. I hate these new lights. Anyway. Anyway. No. What I want to talk about here is how to make your bedroom into a little love nest. Now, in my bedroom, what I keep next to the bed is, it's not next to the bed, underneath of the bed, it's a toy box and it's like a kid's toy box. It's probably three foot long by two foot wide. It's got wheels on it. It's red and blue and yellow and you slide. It's meant to slide underneath the bed and that's what it's for. But it's for children's toys. And I bought it at Target and I keep it next to the bed, right underneath of it. And inside of it, I have handcuffs. I have a foxtail. I have my riding crop. I've got a cat of nine tails. I have a lot of the Screaming O cock rings and different pleasure devices from the Screaming O. I've got a Hitachi magic wand. I've got candles. I've got rope. I've got tape. I've got a Wharton's wheel. I keep... Pony. Just like Mary Poppins here. Are you right? The rubber plant comes right out. Mary Poppins love the sex toys. And I have my phone. And the reason I bring my phone up is because I have music on my phone. And when, I don't know about you guys, but my life gets really hectic and really crazy. And I don't always have time to just, oh honey, let's lay down. We've got three hours. Let's fuck. You know, it's not like that. It's like, I've got a little bit of music on my phone. I've got a little bit of music on my phone. I've got a little bit of music on my phone. I've got a little bit of music on my phone. And I don't know about you guys. But my life gets really hectic and really crazy. And I don't always have time to just, oh honey. Let's lay down. We've got three hours. Let's fuck. You know. Right. It's not like that. It's like I've got four million things I'm doing this time of the day. Then I've got to run over here. Then I'm over here. So when it's time for sex. I don't have time to run around and pick out my favorite toy. And get this. And get that. I have everything there. And ready to go. And I want my sex life to be able to be as. Perfect. passionate and as, what do you call it, spontaneous as possible. So I keep a lot of things next to my bed. What do you have next to your bed, Ashlyn Malloy? Well, it's always my Hitachi. It is. Man, we have to sponsor these guys. I swear to God. I'm telling you, Jenny, get Hitachi Magic Wand on the line. Tell them we are sponsoring them from now on. Yeah. Just give them a call, and we'll do it for cheap. $100,000 a month. They'll like that for sure. I'm sure they get enough advertisement too, though, right? Everyone loves them, always talks about them. They get it free. We just talk about it. So you've got your Hitachi Magic Wand. Now, when you use it, what is your technique? Does it go on your clit? Does it go between your lips? Do you tease your pussy? Does it go back and forth? I kind of just play around with it, with my lips and with the clit and stuff, until I find that ho-ho spot. Yeah. I just keep it there. I just keep it there. Until I'm, like, screaming. Yep. How long does it take for you to have an orgasm with Hitachi Magic Wand? It takes longer now than I think it did, like, a couple years ago, but probably, like, a good 20 minutes. Oh, really? It takes that long for you? Well, my boyfriend, he likes to bring it into the bedroom. That's why I love the Hitachi, too, because it's so perfect for couples. It really is. Right, it is. It is perfect for solo. You really can't go wrong with it. Even if a guy doesn't know where to touch you or doesn't know how to make you come, the Hitachi Magic Wand is going to make it happen. And you could be doing things with him and then just apply the right amount of pressure and vibration while he's doing his thing on you. And they're not threatened because it's not like an ugly cock or something. It doesn't look like a cock. Yeah. It doesn't look like a cock, right. Can I just ask one question? Because I'm the only one, or do you guys get, like, some kind of carpal tunnel thing sometimes with the Hitachi? Because my wrist will seize up. It'll lock up. It'll lock up, right? I get a charley horse in my fingers. In your fingers, yes. Right? It's like, oh. And sometimes at the most inopportune time, you'll be almost there and it'll be like, kink, and I'm like, oh, shit. Okay, good. I'm not alone. You're not alone. You are absolutely not alone. And you have to be careful with the Hitachi Magic Wand because you can become desensitized to it. I don't use it at home very often at all. And I used to save it for the studio because I would come in and on my old shows, I would masturbate all the time. But apparently, iTunes frowns upon orgasms. Sounds. The orgasm sounds. So I don't do that anymore. Boo. Boo. Boo. Now, so you've got your Hitachi Magic Wand next to the bed. What would you recommend for couples to have next to the bed? Do you think that everybody should have a Hitachi Magic Wand? What's in your love kit? I think most girls should have Hitachis in their bedroom if they're not, you know, really active with toys. I think that's a really good first toy. It's a good, powerful one. It is very powerful. And if you don't know what you're doing, it's going to do it for you. Yes. It's definitely going to do it for you. Yeah. So I think it's a very good beginner's toy, and especially for couples as well. There's this one thing. There's this one thing that I tried. It's called the Wee Vibe. Oh, yes. What? What's that? It looks like a horseshoe. Yeah. It's like a little sea thing. A part of it goes inside you, and then the other part grows on your foot. Oh, I know what you're talking. And does it vibrate? And you can get fucked while it's inside you. And it's got a remote control. Oh, wow. I bought one, and I broke the fucker. I've broken Hitachi Magic Wands. Me too. I broke that thing. I've broken the heads off of them. Right. But the Wee Vibe is amazing. Amazing. How big is it? It's really not that big. It's a really cute pink little thing. It's really cute. How about that big? Does it vibrate on both ends or just one? The whole thing vibrates, and it goes into your pussy. So this piece would go in your pussy. This piece would be on the outside of your clit. So it's like a horseshoe. Does it hit your G-spot inside? Yes. It hits your G-spot on the inside and your clit on the outside. And they almost come together at exactly the right spot. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's really fun whenever you're getting bugged with it. Yeah. It's good for the guy, too. Yeah. And it's smooth. It's small. It's not... Very smooth. Very soft. You gonna burp again? I have some burps, and they taste like olives. I have olive burps. We just had olives a few minutes ago. It's not cucumber, but that was me. Oh, maybe it is a cucumber burp. I have cucumbers, too. Anyway, so on your love kit, on your bedside, you've got your Hitachi Magic wand. You're gonna recommend that a girl have maybe a WeVibe. A WeVibe. What about lube? Yes. Lube is very, very important. There's a... It's really good lube that I always use. I can't remember what it's called, though. I just know what it looks like, so whenever I go in the store, I'm like, that's it. There's two different ones that I really like. One is gun oil, and the other is from a company called... Oh, who are they? They make the bunny mask. They make... They're my favorite. Pipe Dreams. Pipe Dream? Pipe Dream. Pipedream.com makes a lube that I've got some out in the hallway that I will try some out. We've got some toy testing we're gonna be doing in a few minutes. Yay. Coming up. So when we try out the toys, we'll get some lube. Kelly Nichols, what is in your love drawer? Hitachi, Hitachi, Hitachi. Jopin makes a real cute dildo that it looks like a piece of art, but it's got a little ball at the head. And it's this really... It's a really cute dildo. It's a really cute dildo. It's made out of a kind of galvanized silicone, so it's not... Ooh. It's over glass. So it's actually glass, but at the end that goes in you, it's got this kind of galvanized, really pretty blue shade that goes around the head and all the way down. But it's hard inside because it's glass. Right. And then on the handle, the handle could either be a handle, but it's a little bit bigger, so if you get really aggressive, in one fell swoop, you switch it around, you're feeling a little greedy, you go for it. No time wasted. And I have to address the whole lubrication thing because I have one alternative. I'm not hyping anything here. I found out that cracking open an aloe plant, the aloe gel inside, you just take open the leaf, you wash it off so that... Okay. Crack it open, take a knife and just kind of scrape it, and you get this gel that's just like the lube inside you. It's got that viscous kind of... Like, you know when you take your finger and you slightly open it and it has a thread of lubricant? A thread, yes. It does that. It does that. So it has the best properties of oil and of silicone and water-based stuff, but it's natural and it's good for you internally, and it's just like your body produces. That's a great idea. Another one is coconut oil. Coconut oil makes... I do like coconut oil. Awesome lube. Tastes good, smells good, and it's actually... And it gets things in a tight place. Yeah, and it's actually really good for you. Sure. Especially for the girls. You have to be careful of if you've got... If you're like me and you're going for two, three, four hours at a time, the coconut oil, if it gets up into your urethra and into your skin... It didn't happen to me, but I used it on somebody, Christy Canyon. She got a sugar high, like a bad one, like too much. Like, we almost had to take her to the hospital. She had, like, such the sugar rush from the coconut oil, because I was fisting her. I had oil everywhere, and I massaged her with it, so I had it... It went into every one of her pores, into her pussy, into her ass. And for somebody who's ultra-sensitive to sugars, she had a bad reaction. So do be careful with it. Right, right. But the aloe sounds... You know, the coconut oil, I can use anything on my pussy. Gun oil. Anything. So what you need to do is decide on a place and a time when sex can happen. And once you turn your bedroom into a love nest, you can do different things, like maybe some potpourri. You can make it... Smells are always good. Think of your senses. Think of sight, smell, taste. I did a thing called... Turn on with Kelly Nichols, and one of the tricks was supposedly... Love tricks. Was like a light bulb or something. A light bulb? Before it gets hot, you spray a little perfume on the light bulb, and then when it warms up, it sends a smell. My grandmother used to do that with... She had a little ring that she set on top of the light bulb, and the oil... Oil from it. Yeah, it goes up. Yeah. Yes. So scents are very, very important. Scented candles. You can have incense, essential oils, massage oil, always good. We talked about the coconut oil, which is really nice because it's wonderful for massage. Aloe, you can probably buy a big bottle of aloe. Yeah, it's better to get the plant because you get that more of a gel. The gel. The liquid that you buy in the store is just not the same stuff. No, no, it's a little bit different. Stock your refrigerator. Keep things in your refrigerator. Like, I have a small one in my bedroom, but you can keep grape juice in it, apple juice, champagne, ice, dark chocolate. Strawberries, cream pastries, eclairs, even oysters. But you can make... Someone's a closet foodie. All right, so you can use them in the bathroom. You can use essential oils and add scents to the bathroom. The main gist I'm trying to get here is that you want to take time for sex. You don't want to always have quickies. You don't want to always rush it. You want to have good... Be prepared when you're being spontaneous, too. Exactly, exactly. Right. So get yourself a little... A little love box, a little goodie box. Things that you keep next to your bed. Things that smell good. Things that taste good. Things that feel good. You can throw feathers in there. You can throw everything from... I have a fork in mine. Because I like to scrape the fork down my man's back. It's just a plain old fork. A lot of the things in my goodie box are household items. Wow. Very, very normal household items. And you keep that right next to the box of your zombie apocalypse. Exactly. Side by side. And the other thing I have... In my bedroom goodie box. And this is because they are my favorite company. Is I have the O'Hare. Now, I haven't tried this yet. The O'Hare is a vibrating cock ring with two vibrations on it. Two rings. One that goes around your cock. One that goes deeper down around your balls. It's soft and flexible. Vibrating rabbit ears. Those are right here. They go up under her hood of her clit. And get on just each side of her clit. And it will delight her. I promise. I love rabbits. Rabbit ears. Oh, my God. Rabbit ears. Aren't they wonderful? There's a stretchy reinforced ring for longer lasting erections. Always good to make your dick last longer. Rear ring stabilizes for targeted stimulation. So, the bottom one that goes around your dick keeps everything targeted and in place. There's a vibrator on top. There's a three speed plus pulse function. And a bullet motor for intense vibration. It comes with extra batteries. It's called the O'Hare. Go to the screaming O.com. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. And we will be right back here on Blame It on Ginger. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Lynn here again still always for everything naughty for everything nice for all of your porn stars plus ginger and spice go to gingerlynnauctions.com come play and take home a piece of Cassandra Cruz, Nikki Delano, Maybe Penthouse Pet, Jenna Rose, Naomi Banks, Nina Hartley, Cindy Starfall, Mia Gold, Imani Rose, Elizabeth Starr, Aubrey Adams, Jodi Taylor, Jackie Joy, Erica Loren, Trinity Ray, Hayapasha Lee, Carolyn Fox, Annie Cruz, Savannah Ginger, Nikki Hunter, Christy Canyon, Tia Cyrus, Randy Wright, Brandi Aniston, Jocelyn James, Sabrina Deep, Kiki Dare, Misty Stone, Roxy Giselle, Amber Che, Selma Sins, Little Sky Diaper Hope, Lucky Star, Sunshine Monroe, Kelly Nichols, Playboy Playmate, Shauna Sand, Cassandra Cruz, Kirsten Price, Nikki Phoenix and more are all available for you at gingerlynnauctions.com. Thank you for watching. I'm your host, Kelly Nichols. I'll see you next time. Bye.!!!! . Kelly Nichols going in for my haters. Yes. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger right here, right now on Skid Row on iTunes. I want everybody to do me a big favor. I want you to go to iTunes right now. Log in. It's free. I want you to register and give me a rating. Give me a review. That's how we get to stay on the air here. So go to iTunes, give Blame It On Ginger a review, or you can just type in Ginger Lynn and Blame It On Ginger will come up. And that's everyone's homework here tonight as well. All right. Deal. We've got Kelly Nichols with me today, as always on Thursdays. Yes, I'm here. Who else do we have? Stevie. And? Ashlyn Malloy. Ashlyn Malloy. And who's in the back? Nobody. Crickets. The ghost. No, it's Jenny and Andy. Jenny and Andy. Yay. All right. All right. Now, do we have partners? We're going to play a little game here. This is a game from Creative Conceptions. They have sent us probably a dozen or so games. This one is called... This is... What is it? The Path to Pleasure. It's where the journey is as exciting as the destination. It's a board game, but what you do is you roll the dice and then each of the little characters that goes along comes across a number and has to fulfill that with his or her partner. So Stevie, before you roll and you go, who's going to be your partner on this first one? I don't know. Pick a partner. I have to pick a partner. I don't know. Let me see. Okay. I will pick... I don't... I'll pick... I'll pick Kelly. Okay. I'm scaring him down. I'm looking like... Pick me. Pick me now. I'm going to pick Ashlyn, but I'm going to leave Ashlyn for Ginger. Yeah. Because I had to delete some photos so I could tweet something. So if I pick Ashlyn, I won't have anything to tweet. Okay. There you go. I will, but... So you're picking Kelly. I'm picking Kelly. All right. Roll your dice and move your little guy. Okay. All right. I got a three. You got a three and you're going to land on number one. Am I a mop? No, you're a hard body. There's a shoe and there's a mop. You're the mop. There's a mop? I'm a mop now. You're the mop. Okay. I landed on G. Did you move three spots? That's a G? One, two, three. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm on a G. Does that mean something? That's not a G. That's a number. That's a five, maybe. I don't know. What does it look like to you? It looks like a G. I got a G for ginger. Is there a G on your chart? Um, no. Well, am I supposed to just read number three? You read... If it looks like a three to you, then read number three. Because all the rest are little pictures and these are all numbers. Okay. So I think I read number three. You read the number three. Okay. Okay. So for the number three, what excites... It's... What excites you the most? What excites you the most when your partner makes love to you? This is truth or dare, right? Explain in... Oh, gosh. Minute, delicious detail. Well... All right. Go for it. Let's see when my partner makes love to me. That hasn't happened. That has not happened. The last guy was drunk. No, your partner is Kelly. Oh! Oh! What's going to happen? I see. This is a game. It's the four of us. Don't make that face here. Come on. Thank you. We're making love to Kelly. It's this. What turns you on the most? It's the happiest kingdom in the world. It's me. It's... What turns me on the most? What would you want me to say to you? Okay. The most... What turns me on the most is we grill first. Tell Kelly. Grill. Yes. We come over and we wash our vegetables because we have to get our energy levels up. So we get... Okay. We've done that. We've done that. All right. This is familiar. Yes. We take a hike to get our blood going. Very familiar. We go to the grocery store. Familiar. I usually run into somebody I know. So I'm chatting. Always. So Kelly runs off and gets groceries. She goes hunting and gathering throughout the grocery store. Like he's reading my mind. He's making my pussy wet. And then we get back and we turn the heat up on the grill to open our pores. Yes. And things start going. We start to salivate. So everything starts getting wet. And then we have... We put the dog in the garage. Is your wiener getting wet? Not yet. Well, you said everything. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Kelly's pussy is wet. Yeah. Your mouths are wet. Your salivating. As long as the grill is on. The grill is on. My pussy is wet. The grill is on. Yes. The dog. You put the dog away. And our... A lot of detail here. What do you call that stuff? That our erectile tissues are beginning to get engorged. But... Your erectile tissue... I learned about it yesterday on all the parts of the vagina. And the penis. Yes. I'm glad that you paid attention. There were like so many pieces of... Like the vagina is like so complicated. And so is the... The penis isn't so much. But I learned about erectile tissue. Because I didn't know that the vaginas got hard. Or like puffy. Do you know where your erectile tissue is on your pussy, Ashlyn Malloy? I don't. Because I never heard of that before. I'm like, what the hell? Think about it. There's two spots on your pussy that it gets... It gets kind of puffy or something. Yes. Yes. Blood engorged. Actually three. Actually three. Three places. I know of two. One is your outer labia. Right. And that's where your lips, you know, when they get really swollen down there. And you're just like, oh my God, I look like a baboon butt. Yes. There's that one. Your clit swells. Right. And? And that's... Those are the only two parts I know about. No. Inside your G-spot. That swells. Your G-spot. That swells. Oh. Yeah. I mean, that's... That's a different kind of erectile tissue because that's... Tissue, right. That's a fluid, not less of a blood, but of a fluid filling. It's a different filling, yes. But it is definitely... Yeah. Aw. So then we go into the backyard. We cut a leaf off of the aloe vera plant. Perfect. And we put it in our pouch. We... In our stash, our sex stash, our little... You've got a portable backpack. It's not by the bed anymore. We don't go... We have been listening. We don't go by the bed. We take it out. We take it out into nature. And we go to the teepee. There's a teepee way up on a hill. I know that teepee. And we can hear a waterfall off in the distance. Not a tent. A teepee. A teepee. It's a teepee. No, I've been to... I know exactly where it's going. I've taken her to my teepee. I've been to Kelly's teepee. My personal teepee. And we had sex there. I've taken Stevie there too. You slut. I am. Oh my God. How many people have seen my teepee? I'm listening to the story going, wait a minute. That's what she did to me. Oh, my gosh. She's a serial. A serial slut. Oh, my gosh. We were all falling for it. We need to, like, take one of those black lights there at night. No. Just to see if it lights up. That teepee lights up like a Christmas tree. Oh, my gosh. Like a murder scene is what you're saying. Exactly. We don't even need the day glow, the lamps. We don't need breadcrumbs. The birds won't eat this. We just need a little black light, and we'll find our way in and out of that park. Okay, what do you eat? We're at the teepee now. Keep going. This is great. This is like, with the waterfall in the background. I can almost hear it. What we do is we sit down, and we're very nervous because it's kind of awkward. So some... Because anybody could come on us, too. Yes, but Kelly tells me this story about this time she was in a truck with this guy, and he was gay. And they had to kind of get things going. It was a situation where they had to get things going. And he just said, go ahead, do your thing, and I'll do my thing. So we kind of go. I take that story, and I go back. And I go from Kelly's breasts. I pull on them, and I milk her nipples a little just to see if she'll lactate a little bit. And they milk back, yeah. And my blood sugar level's low. So I take a little bit of this breast milk, and I taste it, and it's super sweet. And it does something. I get flushed. I can feel the heat pulsing my hair on my head. My arms is sticking up. And I roll my hands down her back and along her arms just to feel if she's got goosebumps, too, and she does. And I'm waiting. I'm looking at her, and I'm waiting, but I have to take charge. I can't just wait for her to give me the signal. So... I... I put my hands down on her knee, and I slowly make my way to all 340 pieces of the womanhood that we learned yesterday. And I'm trying to remember all of them. You can say pussy. Oh. Oh, her pussy. I have 340 pieces of pussy? Yes. So I have to go deal with the outer... See, he's exaggerating a little bit. There's the inner, the outer. Wait, he's doing a good job. Yeah, keep going. Oh, my God. He's awesome. Keep going. So I run down, and I'm feeling the outer labia. Am I doing anything to you at this point, or am I just like... No, you're in shock. You're like sitting there like, um... I would be. We're all in shock. This is amazing. You know what's really weird? I'm actually kind of getting turned on by his dirty talk right now. I am too. You're doing a good job. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Do I have to keep going? Yes. Yes. Yes, please. No, no way. You're stuck. What I do is... You've touched the mound. I've learned about there's this little place that I have to place my upper lip. It's a little guide. So I slowly go down, and as I make my way down, and I miss Kelly's navel. I go around it, but I don't go for it, and I keep going down, and I rest the top of my lip right at the part where her... Her labia minora and her clitoral hood come together. There's a little hole right there. Do you know this body he's talking about? No. Ashlyn, can I see your pussy? Yes. Ooh. Okay. I'm just going in to Ashlyn. And I can't think of the name of this part, but this is a body part. This is an actual part of your pussy. I didn't know that it was... And okay, did he use the word hole? I used the word hole. Okay. Hollow? Let me put my bag right here. Okay. Ginger's going in. And Ashlyn's... I'm on boots. It's okay. The show is just fabulous, so you just take your time, girlfriend. No worries, honey. All right. So the spot that we're talking about is right above the hood of the clit and right where your pubic hair, your hair ends. So it's... Oh. There's a little almost... Little cave. There's a little cave right there. Ah. And that is an actual part of the pussy. Yeah. And if I pull up on the little cave... It should be pulling up on... Tug on the clit. Let's see. What is the name of that little cave? I can't think of the name of it. Wow. I mean, that makes so much sense. I've always known it's there. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Just leave her hanging. Thank you. You know what? I cannot touch a pussy without smelling my fingers. She's got a pretty one, too. She's got hair on it. Thank God. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Can you put your pussy up to the camera before you put it away? I would just leave it out. It's so... It's so... It's so... It's so... It's so pretty. I went down for... Yeah, just leave it out. Because we're getting down and dirty here with this game here. Stevie's already... Stevie's having his first girl-boy experience. And he's so doing such a good job. He's doing a great job. Okay, you've worked your way around the navel. You've gone down, and you're at that little spot that I just pointed out to everybody that we can't remember the name of it, but you're absolutely correct. It is... And I'm... The... I don't know what it's called. Let's call it the love cave. The love cave. Tongue catcher. So... Tongue catcher. Kelly's not moving, and so I really... I just... I know that if I go directly, if I pull back the clitoral hood and go for her clit, she's gonna squirm. She's really gonna squirm. I just don't know... He learned that yesterday, too. How sensitive she is. You really should have known yesterday. Right? He did. And you're right. You don't know how sensitive any woman is gonna be on any given day. Yeah. So it's not even how sensitive... No, it's not even that woman. It's that day. ...any given day. So now my heart's beating, because I'm not sure. I mean, she could just squeeze my head so hard that I pass out. Or pop you like a zip. Or she might just open up like a flower. The legs just might open. You best be doing this right, son. So I go. So my tongue goes around, down, towards the... Perineum. The perineum. Back up the other side. So I go like a little hike, and I go over the hills and the valley. I start checking things out. This is something that resonates with him. Very cool. But I don't go inside. So I stop. You're gonna work me up to where I wanna kill you, right? I wait. And I wait. Oh my gosh. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. And I breathe. Loy, roll your dice and your die and let's see where you go. Five. The panties are moving five spaces. One, two, three, four, five. Chalk spread? Chocolate spread. Let me see. Chocolate spread. That means you get to pick something out of the box over there and use it in a sexual way. We don't have chocolate spread. There's a baby bathtub over there in the corner. You can pick. Oh, who's your partner? You are. Oh, well, I guess you are. Okay. Okay, pick your toy and whatever it is. We don't have chocolate spread, but it'll be something that you spread on me. Peanut butter. We have peanut butter. Do you want to get peanut butter? Yeah, we have the peanut butter. We've been talking about doing that. Yeah. And it says, so if somebody could read number five while I go get the peanut butter. Sure, I can do that. Okay. Oh. All right. Oof, and I did shower today. Yay. Have your partner. Yes. Have your partner tease you with their tongue. Get them to lick peanut butter from your body. It can be spread anywhere you like. So definitely hit her hairline. The right hairline. All right. Where do you want to put it on me? I'm probably going to put it on your titties. On my titties. All right. Taking my headphones off. Okay. Going to get the girls out. Bringing the peanut butter over to Ginger. All right. I'm going to move the camera down a little bit so we can see the titties. Okay. Now she's placing the peanut butter. On Ginger's right nipple. She's spreading it with a knife. It looks like something Annette Funicello would do. Oh my gosh. This is a whole new meaning to the picnic blanket. Yeah. Beach, beach, picnic blanket, peanut butter. Oh, it's cold. Beach blanket bingo. What are you talking about? It feels really good on my nipple. Oh. But there's that grossness that you're going, oh my God, there's food all over me. But there's a turn on factor to it. All right, let me see. It is because it's brown and sticky, but it's also kind of exciting. It's not where you expect to see peanut butter. That's for sure. Now she's going in. All right, leaning back. Ashlyn. Ashlyn's got some on her nose. She just went in for a bite on Ginger's nipple. And she's going in again. She's licking her breasts and licking the peanut butter off. It's still on her nose. Oh, don't move it. That's so good. It's a work hazard. It's a work hazard. Part of it. Oh, shut up. What do you think, Ginger? How does it feel? It's amazing. Ginger thinks it's amazing. And at first, as I said, the thought of the food on me is always a gross out. But then when you feel Ashlyn's nipple tongue sucking and licking and slurping and trying to get all the peanut butter off. I want to make it clean. She wants it clean, she said. It's her job. She's dedicated. It's my responsibility to clean you up. Clean me up, you dirty little girl. You've been so bad. She's taking this very seriously. And she's moving on to the left one. Clean me up. Oh, there she goes. How does it look? It feels amazing. She looks like she's going to slide off your breasts when she goes licking across. Like she's going to hit my arm here. But it also looks quite pretty. Two girls playing with each other is, of course, an amazing sight. And the fact that she's down just licking you across your nipple looks like you should be having a very strong reaction to that. I am. Yeah. And I can smell that. I can smell the peanut butter from here. How does that? How does that smell to you, Ginger? The smell is is adding to the sensation she's on. My nipples are aching because she's licking the peanut butter off of my entire titty. Ginger, a little bit louder, sweetie. My nipples are aching as she licks around my titty. I want her to keep going back to the nipple and suck on it as hard as she can. She has to get all the peanut butter because that's her job, dirty girl. I know, that's the cheese part. You're both dirty girls. There you go. I'm a dirty, dirty girl. Getting clean. I'm going to get my nipple cleaned by Ashlyn Molloy, covered in peanut butter. With the peanut butter, how do you think this would work on if you put it on your pussy? Oh, it would be perfect. There you go. It would be perfect. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Oh, that peanut butter is yours. Your breasts are glowing, Ginger. I know they are. Look at how pretty they look. And they still have tan lines. Let's get everybody else back in the frame here. I've got. I've got my titties. All right. I like this game. It's called the Path to Pleasure. I was going to say peanut butter, but. All right. Ashlyn, will you roll the die for me? Yes. And it was me five. So you shoot, right? I'm whatever's left of me. You got the same. I got one peanut butter. Yeah. All right. So can I put peanut butter in your pussy? Okay. Okay. Okay. I didn't think about it before, but okay. I like it. Boys. Let me get you a towel. Hold on. This will be new. This is going to be different. If you never put peanut butter on your pussy and called your dog over. No. I'm not going to get in trouble for that. Really? No. You've got to see this picture. Somebody sent me a picture. The weirdest picture. What? Well, I can't. I probably can't talk about it. Okay, then don't tell me later. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right. And if you screw your chair back towards Stevie a little bit. Okay. They're setting it up. All right. That way I can see. And she's putting her feet up. Maybe. Yeah. Get every bit of that. Really pretty sight. Got it? It's so pretty. All right. Just going in with the peanut butter. Yeah. Now I'm going to take the same knife. The same knife that Ashlyn Malloy used on my titties, but that was part of the turn on. Now, are you sure you're okay with this? Yes. I don't want you to go, Ginger made me do something. I am so curious. If you don't want to do it, you won't. I am completely okay with it. Okay. Going in. This is something new. Grabbing the peanut butter. Talk louder. All right. I am going to smear the peanut butter on this beautiful person. Okay. Oh, this is so interesting. With a knife. She's got kind of a ginger pussy anyway, and she's spreading this beautiful caramel colored peanut butter. Are you getting it on the lips? I've got it on the hood of the clit. The hood of the clit. I've got it on the inner lips. And I've got it on the clit itself. So I'm going to start at the bottom. I'm going to start down near the taint and lick and suck all of it out as much as I can until I get up to the clit. And then I'm going to try and get everything out from that clit area. Can I go over this? I'm going to sit there and just give a blow-by-blow play because I can see it. Okay. Absolutely. Kelly Nichols getting up. She's coming in blow-by-blow my butt. She just wants to see how beautiful your pussy. She's a pervy pussy perv. All right. Okay. Yes, I am a perv. Oh, my gosh. It's so beautiful. She's got a landing strip of peanut butter that Ginger is now going in on. I've got to pull her hair back so I can see what she's doing. She is going on in the lower part of the peanut butter, which is below the... The clit. It's more on the inner lips. It looks like she's working on... Are you chewing it? Are you chewing your peanut butter, Ginger? It's crunchy. Is it crunchy? Does it have little crunches in it? No, it's creamy. Damn it. How does it feel, sweetie? It feels... Ooh. Ashton's like going, ooh, uh-huh, making little good noises, good noises. And Ginger's making slurpy sounds because she is going back in on the peanut butter there. And Ashton's beautiful. Beautiful pussy. Are you on her clit yet? No, he's... Oh, she's... She's definitely on the clit. I should ask you, shouldn't I? I shouldn't ask her. Her mouth is full. How is the sensation with the peanut butter? Is it kind of... It's indescribable? It's a little indescribable, yes. But it... I can't even tell if it's the peanut butter now. You can't tell the peanut butter? She's got great technique, doesn't she? Yes. Yes. I've had her on my pussy before. She's pretty amazing. Yeah. It's probably true. This isn't the first time she's licked my pussy either. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now she's a serial. Yeah, right? I'm a serial slut. And you've got peanut butter all over your face. Oh, my God. Kiss me. You're really welcome. Kiss me. Kiss me, Kelly. Kiss me. She's a peanut butter zombie. More peanut butter. The game is called Path to Pleasure. It's by Creative Conceptions. Creativeconcepts.com. Go there. Pick up your own copy. I have peanut butter everywhere. It's on your lip. But just below your nose. Oh, my God. Right now, I want you to go to thescreamingo.com. This is something that I have not tried out yet. It's called the overtime. Or not the overtime, but overtime. The overtime. The overtime. And what it is, it's a cock ring with a vibrating bullet on it. And then there's this clear plastic hood that goes over the girl's clit. So while you're fucking, you've got the vibration that goes into the ring that goes up through his cock. The vibration then goes into this little piece that goes over the hood of your clit. And I'm just thinking it's got to be fucking amazing. I took mine to Las Vegas with me this weekend, but didn't get to it because I was too busy with the ColourPop 2.0, which was amazing. But I want you to try the overtime. Go to thescreamingo.com. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. And get your very own overtime. We'll be right back here on Flamin' on Ginger. We'll be right back here on Flamin' on Ginger. We'll be right back here on Flamin' on Ginger. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. that this is an area that you are... Well, one of the... Two things about massage. One, you always keep one hand on the person so they kind of know where you're at. And at the same time, don't do what's expected. So if he thought I was going to go in for his traps or shoulder massage or arms, that's the last thing I'm going to do. You'd go someplace completely opposite just to throw him off. Yeah, but he has a sense of security because my hands never left him. I never took them off and then replaced them someplace else. Now, what I find interesting is you are kind of staring off into space. You're feeling him more than you're seeing him. You're not even really looking at Stevie. I'm not looking at him. I'm imagining what it would be on my back. So it takes... It becomes sexual and sexless at the same time. I'm not thinking about what his sexual orientation is as much as I'm thinking, wow, that would make me pull up and pitch the horses. That would feel really good. Now, are you aware that you have your hands on a man? Oh, yes. He's got a very much a manly. I mean, he's got man musk. Can you, Ashlyn, can you move that mic a little bit closer, just a little bit closer to Kelly? Thank you so much. He's responding really good to crisscrossing on his back with a little bit of male play. I don't know how much that enters into his world. He's squinting his eyes. He's squinting. He's using his eyes tight, his eyes wide shut. Yes, he does. Stevie, are you relaxed? Oh, I'm relaxed. How come you keep tensing up? Because there's these like, I don't know, nerve endings that are being awakened. Now, is this a sexual thing at all or is it just a wonderful sensual massage? It's at the crossroads. Wow. It could go either way. Ah. Talk about a compliment. That's a huge compliment. Absolutely huge. Kelly Nichols giving our little Stevie an erotic massage in the studio. We are playing a game called The Path to Pleasure by Creative Concepts and it ended with a kiss on the back of his head. Nice. Nice. And that shouldn't leave sticky. It'll dry up and you'll be just fine. It's a really, really nice. It's a really nice lube. It doesn't stain? No, it doesn't stain. It doesn't. It doesn't. It tastes good. How many calories is this? This is going to make me fat. Is it fattening? It's not a fat. It's a body bone absorber. It's a fat. Oh, this is the silicone. I have masturbated with this stuff. Isn't that wonderful? It desensitizes me a little bit. I don't know why. I think because it goes into the skin. Like you said, it sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It sucks into the skin. It's absorbed, right? Whereas a water base for my body feels better than this. But this lasts longer because I don't like the sticky. So I like this, but I've got to mix the two or do something. But yeah, we got a bunch of this and I tried it and I went, oh, something's wrong. I can't quite get it. It's like soaked into the skin. I realized it had soaked in somehow so much. It's frictionless. No, but when it soaks in the skin, then you personally have friction. You have friction between your hand and the skin or whatever. I think I'm floating. It's like I'm floating too much above the nerve endings so that I can't feel. Oh, you're not in direct contact. Yeah, there's a barrier in between you. Yeah. That's interesting. It was very strange. But I keep this. I put this into my gun oil canister. There's a nice little gun oil canister. It's got a cap so it won't leak in your pocket because you have to be like a Boy Scout. You have to be ready. So I'll let you in. That's what we were talking about. I will go out. I'll go out, have lube in one pocket. So he's got a safety catch. Oh, yeah. So like the girls, we've got a money. And then I always keep one of these in my little change pocket. It's a condom. And these are condoms, which I always carry on me just in case, you know, like I'm here and we go out to eat and I have to meet somebody in the bathroom and disappear for five or You also carry a taser. Ten minutes. Taser too? Do you carry a taser? No, no, no. But the condoms stay in the top pocket. You are like a Boy Scout. So when we were talking about our little bedside love cats. I have the love kits. You carry yours with you at all times. I have the pocket love kit. What else is in there? You've got condoms? Just the condoms. And then if I'm in a place that's like really heavily cruised or if I think a cop might stop me, I will ditch the lube somewhere where they won't look. Could they do something because you have lube? Because they could say that. Because I think if I carry more than three condoms on me. Oh, like you're soliciting or something? They could get me for thinking I'm a working person. Solicitation. So there's like a, I think there were, somebody told me something about condom law. You can't have more than two or three condoms on you. There's a condom law? Yeah, or they think you're working. I don't know. Or maybe they were thinking of doing it. It's like drugs if you have more than a certain amount then you're a dealer. So if you have more than a certain amount of condoms. I have to carry different sizes. He's like, I'm just being greedy. I don't know who I'm going to meet. So I have to have the small, the medium, and the large. Is that what you have is all three sizes in there? Yeah, I keep different sizes depending. Because you can meet a guy who thinks he's a mag and he's not a mag. And he puts the mag on and the mag slips off partway through. So you got to make sure that thing's snug. Right. I've seen that happen with people. I'm like, you are not a mag. And then you have the guys who are a mag and they're trying to put the little one on. And I'm like, no, no, no. You're not kimono. You are a magna. So you need to get the right one. Now, do you bring one for yourself as well? I just depends. It really depends. Do you just have your three in there? I have. I have them. But you know what? Is there somebody knocking at the door? Yeah, there's somebody knocking. Yeah, they're trying to get in. Somebody's been knocking at the door for a while now. You keep on knocking, but you can't come in. So she asked if you brought one for yourself. You do or you don't? I do sometimes. And sometimes, it depends. I will, sometimes I don't to see if they're prepared. It just makes it the adventure a little bit longer because then we have to go off. But if you want to and they don't, then you're screwed, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, not if you've got a small, medium, and large. If you've got... Well, it depends because sometimes I don't always restock it right away. What size do you wear? Maybe I end up... I wear the... What is it called? The round one that they give out at the bar. I don't even know. It doesn't have a name. The round one they give out at the bar. It has a one-eyed jack on it. What size is that? It's just normal. So you're not... It's just normal. Okay, normal size. Yeah, it's just normal. Standard size. Standard size. It's not a mag. Believe me. Okay. So what is that? I've got to get one because I don't have one of the ones as I'm not prepared right now. I don't have the one that I use. So it's strictly the guys that I'm with. Okay. The guys. Right now. You're fine. You know, girls don't... In my other purse, I will admit that I do have... But I don't carry it anymore. I used to have a pair... It looks like a passport. And inside of it are two clean pair of panties. Oh, how cute. So I had my little passport looking thing in my purse. And I used to have... My purse used to be much more of a sleaze bag now. A sleaze bag? Yeah. Like what else? Well, I have the douche. I always have panties, condoms, lube, mints. And I think the only thing I have in my purse now... Oh. Pocket rocket. Pocket rocket? No. I went out once with that. I bought the douche. I went down to the pleasure chest and I looked at all of them and they had the one that glowed in the sun. And I thought, I don't need one that glows in the dark. I thought, I don't need one that glows in the dark. But I got the douche. Oh, my. And got ready for it and tried it. Lost the water the first time because I put like eight bulbs in there of water. And it didn't... It kind of came out but kept coming out for the next hour. Oh, I hate that. And then I thought, well, you know what? I've got this Cal Exotics dildo that I've had for years. It came in a little goodie bag. I love Cal Exotics. And I put this... I walk... I put the dildo in me and I went for a walk. Of course. And a white van shows up. No. I meet this guy. And we're sitting there. We're playing around and I can't hold it in. And I'm trying to kegel and hold it. And it's coming out. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. So he reaches around and he feels something hard in the back of my underwear. Right at this point, my underwear is just holding it in. He pulls his hand back and he stands up. And he looks at me. He goes, what's that? And I go, oh, I go, that's my dildo. So I pull it out. It was a deal breaker. I said, you know what? I never do this. He goes, yeah, right. I just thought I should try it. And so that I'd be ready in case I wanted to do something. He was so weirded out. That was it. He was done. I don't blame him. It's okay. I walked around with anal beads in my butt. Around my house sometimes. You do? Yes. Anal beads are the bomb. I love anal beads. Yeah. I thought they were weird. Like the first time I ever saw them. Because I never really experienced them. I was like, no. But once I did it, we had purple. I think we had purple ones somewhere. We had some anal beads. Yeah. If we can find them on the break, maybe we can break those out. Okay. The only thing that I found in my purse this time is I have a Wharton's wheel in my purse. Ah. Pizza cutter. Pizza cutter. I have a. Spur. Seamstress. Yeah. Pattern. If only I brought my cowboy boots. That's all that I have that's sexual. Do you have anything sexual in your purse, Kelly? Pocket rocket. Pocket rocket. Stevie, we know that you're loaded. I have condoms. And the lube is in the car. Well, there's lube in front of you, so you can put that in your pocket. I've put this in. Oh, what I was saying. I love the little gun oil. I haven't gotten gun oil in a while. So I put this lube in there. And it leaks. Somehow it doesn't work with it. That leaks or the gun oil? This will leak through. It somehow travels up through the thing and just leaks. And it works the cap a little. So you should keep it in the jar that it came in. Yeah. But this is not convenient. It doesn't have a pump. Yeah, the pump is really nice. A couple squirts and you can go. It's falling everywhere. You get lube everywhere. You're trying to pour out a little bit. You pour too much. Not enough. I've enjoyed looking at Stevie. I've never seen him across from him without a shirt. Without a shirt? Very nice. It's like shirts versus skins right now. I know. Yeah, right? I'm looking at you. Yeah, I know. It's beautiful. I love this. I could sit here and just. I know I should look at your eyes, but you have the perfect nipples. They're just like perfect. And they're like little eyes that are looking at me. You keep winking at me. All right. So I've got this role coming up in a movie. And my character reads tarot cards. And so I was wondering, is it weird? Or. Can I try reading tarot cards on the air? I think that'd be amazing. Yeah. That's a good idea. Now, there's all different patterns. I've been studying and reading about it. And I don't have my own pattern that I'm comfortable with yet. So what I'm doing is going with the basic, which is just three cards. And what I have is my cards are zombie tarot cards. And then I've got a little cheat sheet. And what I need to do is get practiced in knowing what the cards mean. And as well as knowing how to show them. And how to shuffle them. So these are zombie tarot cards. And I am going to read Kelly's tarot cards first. Now, when I had. I went and had mine read so that I would know what it was like. And the tarot card readers, what they did was they had this shuffling method. Where they were just. They'd kind of just pick them up and do it like this. Not a regular shuffle. Kind of drop them back in the deck. Drop them back in the deck. Yeah. So it's not quite as effective as the way that I. Was doing it. So I'm going to shuffle one more time. And I've done my own. And I want to see if any of us come up with anything sexual. Or if it just comes up. So I'm going to put out three cards for you. Ginger's flipping. I see two girls. What else do you see? All right. Now, I have to look at my cheat sheet. Now, there's different people that say when things come upside down, they mean different things. And I have to look at the opposite of what the card actually means. I don't know that. And I don't have my own set of beliefs yet. You have the eight of wands. Which shows a zombie holding a bone chasing after another zombie. I think she said that. Actually a human. One's a zombie. And the one's not a zombie. You're right. The zombie is chasing after the human. You have one. She's on roller skates. Which is a four of swords. And you have the six of cups. So let's go through and see what yours is. The eight of wands. Is the first thing. thing that came up. When you had your tarot card reading, was it a good one? Yes. Mine said I'm going to come into a lot of money. And it said that over and over and over. Alright, so what this means, Eight of Wands involves travel, expansion, and on the move. Faster than you can say, well, most anything since you've lost your tongue, you've been presented with a new opportunity. Travel is imminent, so choose a path to stagger along and enjoy the occasional human morsel as you go. If you take charge, others will follow your lead. Trust your inner zombie and roll with it. Good news is coming. Brace yourself for awesome. Alright, good news is coming. That's good. So the Eight of Wands is a good card. We like that. Let's see now. And I'll get better so I know what everything means eventually. And I'm sure they have double leads. And then you do your own interpretation a little bit on top of that. This is kind of a cold read right now, which is great. This is good for your character role. And I'm learning. So the Four of Swords was the second card I turned up, which stands for retreat, rest, and recovery. It's time to rest. If you can't find an abandoned house, consider taking shelter in your local shopping mall. The Four of Swords represents a brief but necessary break from the action while you regroup and plan your next wave of attack on an issue. This timeout card is telling you to relax and contemplate the universe so you can emerge revitalized and live to fight another day. Now, the first one talked about vacationing, right? Right. And this one talks about retreating. Right. Do you have any plans to travel? I have no plans to travel but my schedule is wide open so anything could open up. And in terms of resting or at least regrouping or refreshing, that's really good advice for me to do because I'm a stressed out person. Are you? Yeah. So maybe it's just a regrouping at home and you're going to take a little personal vacation. And then your last card that came up with the Six of Cups. Ah, nostalgia. Memories, old flames, the carefree days of childhood. No zombie plagues, no hiding in abandoned houses, and your best friend was always at your side. Well, there's good news. Someone from your past may soon arrive for a visit. Just don't make a mistake. Just don't mistake a friendly kiss on the cheek for a zombie gnawing off your face. So this is all stuff that might happen. I'm not privy to the information. So this is great. These are just everything that came up from you seems to be kind of positive and good. Yeah. So far so good. Yeah. Yay! Eating off my face. I just did my first reading. Yes. Yay! Right. I don't know. Want to do hers? I like this card. Now you can ask questions. Do you have a question? Ashlyn Malloy. Or I can just do a basic reading. Let's just do the basic reading. All right. Just going to do a basic. Jenny, is this interesting or is it weird? I like it. You did mine. Remember? Oh, I did do yours. That's right. Was it a zombie one? Yes. That's the only one that I bought that came with instructions were the zombie ones. Those are really cool cards. They're really cool cards. Beautifully illustrated too. Yes. I like them. They've got like bullets. Like the box. You open the box and there's like bullets printed on the outside. And then there's these skull hands with all the cards laying everything out. All right. What's interesting? Upside down. Down. Upside down. And upside down. Everything that I've dealt today has been upside down. All right. Now I'm starting to kind of feel like I'm actually dealing cards. The girl that did mine did 14 cards. And she was able to tell a lot more things that were going on. All right. The Knight of Hazards came up. Now I don't know what hazards stand for. I don't think that it means that it's definitely a hazard. But the Knight of Hazards is about ambitious material possessions and entrepreneurs. For a zombie, the King, the Knight of Hazards is a real go-getter. He works hard and lives hard. But in the end, his pursuit of material possessions has resulted in disaster. The Knight warns us to reevaluate what's important and what's expendable. He worked hard for what he wanted, but was he getting what he needed? So... Because it's upside down, does that mean the inverted side? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. You can interpret that. It might mean just the opposite. That you don't place... Do you place a lot of value in material things? No. I'm actually quite the opposite. Okay. Well, maybe. Maybe it's because you did it upside down. Maybe. Because I've had my apartment since December. I still don't have a TV. It's not that... I just... You know, I'm not... I'm very... So maybe you need to do a few more things for yourself. Maybe. Maybe it's the complete opposite. Maybe. Yep. I just... And the fact that I found it interesting... that they were upside down. I don't know what that means. Alright. So number four is the emperor. Leader, control, order out of chaos. Viewing every obstacle as a challenge, the emperor uses logic and common sense to counteract the chaos raging outside the abandoned house you're holed up in. He may represent an older male in your life or an authority figure whose guidance and protection you count on when others are literally losing their heads. So, do you have something to add? Do you have somebody in your life like that? Yeah. My somewhat boyfriend that I've been dating for about five months. And it's really funny that you just say this because this morning he decided to give me this little gift right here. You got a ring today? Oh my god, you just got a ring today. Congratulations. What does it mean? It's not an engagement ring. It's only on my left finger... or left hand because it doesn't fit on my right. But I'm gonna go get it resized. But... Oh my god. Is it like a promise ring or something? Uh oh. It was more of like a... just show my appreciation. It was like... I looked at it and I was like... Damn, he really appreciates you. I freaked out for a second because I thought it was an engagement ring. He's like, it's not a proposal. I just... Do you get to keep it? Yes. Okay. Pass it around. Get that big boy over here. Oh wow. It's huge. Oh, it's pretty. How do you feel? I was so happy. I just like... Sorry. Wait, who's Louisa? Just kidding. I was reading... I was reading the inside. I can't read it. I need a jeweler's magnet. But this is pretty. I can't read from that angle. Who the fuck is Louisa? Just kidding. I had a friend of mine who she's like, oh, I've got my boyfriend gave me a ring. We're engaged. And I looked inside of it and it said made in China. Oh my god. And I looked at her and I thought... I told her. I couldn't just be quiet. I said, this came out of a bubble gum machine. And she's like, no, no. And I went, yeah. I think it's just a stamp of... A nice hallmark does not say made in China. Right. And she was pissed. She was mad. She called her boyfriend up right away. I was like, what is this shit? And how was she fooled so easily too? I don't know. It was probably her first ring. That's stunning, honey. That's so funny that you said that. Like... And the emperor came up. And that's classic. It's pretty. That's what I was thinking. He makes an order out of cash. It's like an old school. Beautiful. Classic. Design. It's. It's. Got. Good. Taste. Beautiful. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. In. Shock. Whenever. People. The. I'm going to go get it re-signed. The last one. The swords. Swords. Now, I don't know. This is the two of swords. Two of swords. Has a man with a gun and a chainsaw and he's blindfolded. And it's retro. And it's very retro. The two of swords. Indecision. Difficult decisions and different views. You're trapped between two choices as the zombies approach. The shotgun or the handy chainsaw you bought for emergencies. You may be procrastinating because you lack information. Dig a little deeper to learn all you can, but don't wait too long before making a decision. You can't hold back these zombies forever. So you have a decision to make. It's a difficult one. And you're trapped between two places. These cars are good. Yeah. Me. It's psychic ability. So I'm doing okay? Yeah. Ah. I have everything that's going on in my life. I have goosebumps. I do have goosebumps. Okay. Well, I'm going to keep doing this on a regular basis. I'm going to be like the obnoxious girl goes, can I read your cards? What would be interesting sometimes is if one of our callers calls in. And you read their cards. And I read their cards. Our number is 1-800-893-9562. We will be right back. In the meantime, go to the screamingo.com. That's the screamingo.com. The toy that I used over this weekend was the two pop, the color pop two O. And what I love about this one. Is there are two pleasure ticklers. One for him, one for her. There's knobs for him that go around the base of his cock. There's the base of this top vibrator is going to hit your clit and the base of his cock. The other one is going to hit below his cock and his balls. It's there's pleasure ticklers for her. There's pleasure knobs for him. Two long lasting motors for his and her pleasure. There are two easy on and off switches. There's a double pleasure ring and a comfortable stretchy ring. This is called the color pop two O. Two times the simulation for his and her pleasure. Go to the screamingo.com. Make love more fun. It looks like candy. She was shining like a star. The beads of sweat were glistening as she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La. And as it was in the tradition, we'd run the gauntlet out positions from routine to acrobatic and bizarre. She said, now show me what you've got. She looked so purely hedonistic. She asked my insides with the listed for the money shot. And as the rhapsody subsided, dewy-eyed and thoughtly spoken, she confided her misguided plans in me. And she smiled like a child. And she said, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger and live in lardy, lardy. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger. I want to be like ginger and live in lardy, lardy. I want to die. She'd always been a wandering vine. She grew up fast and filled out faster as she soon became the master of the finished line. And while she lacked sophistication, there would be no limitations to the lengths of deprivation in her prime. She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen. I'll live a life that's so divine. Just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen. I'll be in all the magazines. They'll tell me no one's looked so fine in 69 since Tracy Lord was sweet 16. And she smiled like a child when she said, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like ginger and live in lardy, lardy. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like ginger and live in lardy, lardy. I wanna die Well she can take it like a champ I wanna be like she just did She'll be the world's most famous tramp I wanna be like she just did They'll put her picture on a stamp I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-die I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-die I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-die I wanna be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-die La-da-dee, la-da-die And Kelly Nichols. And. Stevie. And. Ashlyn Malloy. Woohoo. Yay. And I just, I have some weird little fetishes, Ashlyn. And right then when you said woohoo, you lifted your arms up. Can I sniff, have I sniffed your pits before? Ooh. Did that happen? I mean, you can. I just, I worked out today. I don't mind if you don't mind. Yeah, she likes the gravy. Okay. Okay. And Ginger's going in for a whiff. Lift him up, baby. Lift him up. Oh, there she goes. And Ginger's burying her face into her armpit. How does it feel, Ashlyn? Feels weird. Feels weird. It's never happened to me before. But she likes it. So that has to, she really does like it. If you could wrap your mind around that. They're really good. They're really good. Now, give me an Eskimo kiss. Aw. My nose was wet from you. And your arm. Because it's very hot in here. It is warm. It is warm in here. It is warm, which is why you two don't have your shirts on. It's awesome to look at. Oh, this is nice, actually. Yeah. This is, you should be here Monday. Oh, compared to you. Actually, it's really nice in here right now. Yes, let's take that back and be grateful. All right. We're going to do toy testing. It's toy testing time. It's dirty drawer time. We're getting into, we brought in, you know, our old drawers. We could pick up. We could move them around. We could bring them in with us. We've just gotten too big for our britches right now. And so, I had to put things into a baby pool. So, we are, some of the things are actual toys. Some of the things are not toys. I know. Jenny's going to make us turn the AC off. I can hear it. I was going, maybe she won't know. There was a reason it was nice and cool. I couldn't put my finger on it. I was like, it's just nice right now. I know. And then you pointed it out. I'm sorry. I want it to sound good. I want it now. Aw. Thanks for coming up. Keep coming back. All right. So, what we're going to do is get into our dirty drawers here. And we're going to have partners again. We're going to let our guest choose her partner first. And you will pick a toy for your partner out of the bin and use it on your partner. Who would you like your partner to be this time? I don't know. I've always wanted to play with a gay boy. Oh. Oh. Well, we just don't have any. Do we have any gay boys in here? Yeah. In the house. Any gay boys? I'm looking for a gay boy in the house. One. Oh, there's this boy. There's this boy named Andy over there in the control studio. He's got long hair. I think he might be. We could ask him. I don't know. You think his girlfriend's going, yep. And he wears glasses. So, I think most of the gay boys have glasses. He bent over for a dragon dick today, too. And he's got a high ponytail. I fucked him in the ass. The hot gay nerd. Yeah, the hot gay nerd. Wait a minute. I don't know where that's from. What is that high ponytail? Will and Grace. Will and Grace. I've never seen it. What? No. It's the best show ever. I fucking love it. I love that show. Is it good? It's hilarious. It's very smart. Ah, I need to start watching shows. You don't watch TV. I don't watch TV at all. I have no interest in TV. Stevie will come and stay at my house. And he'll read, like, all of my books. And I've got a lot of books. And he'll just keep going through book after book after book. Luckily, I have a library. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Unless I get really hooked on something. Like, a long time ago, somebody wanted me to watch Sex and the City. And I was like, I don't want to watch that. I go to work. I have to photograph people having sex. The last thing I want to do is hear about sex and the city. And then I started watching it. And I was like, oh, my God, this is good. So my friend's like, yeah, just take this. Take this. You know, watch it. And I sat there and there was nothing going on. I didn't have books. And I got sucked into it. And I was like, I need the next season. And she's like, I have all the seasons. I'm like, I need all of them. I have to watch everything. Yeah, Will and Grace will be like that for you. It'll definitely be like that. And then when they had Stevie Nicks on The Coven, I got hooked on The Coven. And when she was gone, I was off The Coven. But that was the only thing that got me. You watched that at my house with me. Yes. And I managed. What was that last one we watched where the guy had the machine gun in the trunk and it shot everybody and they were cooking up all kinds of methamphetamines? Oh, Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. We watched Breaking Bad, but I saw the very last episode, which I actually happened to do. Don't do the spoiler alert. Some people may not have seen it yet. I won't say anything. But I also watched The Last. The last episode of Twin Peaks, when you're supposed to find out who killed Laura Palmer. What? Laura's dead? Oh, man. What a mood killer. You know, I've been waiting for that next episode. That was a long time ago. I've been busy. Oh, there you are. Okay. Well, I think it was known that she was killed, but you got to find out. I didn't know that. You didn't know. Oh, okay. You just ruined the whole thing for me now. Well, you brought her back. She's a zombie. She's back. She is back and ready to party. She is down here on Skid Row falling apart. She's a nasty mess. I'm so on the way in. She is still crawling by a fingernail. She's a beautiful mess. She's pulling herself along Skid Row. All right. You can't put this off anymore. All right. So, Ashlyn, what are you going to choose for Stevie? Go into the box of goodies. Choose your weapon of destruction. Okay. Okay. Some of them may be sexual. Some of them may be sexual. Okay. Some of them may be sexual toys. Some of them may be toys. Some of them may not be toys. Look at that hot little potty. I'm watching this gorgeous naked girl strolling. I wish I was that skinny still. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Beautiful bush. She's got real bush. She pulled out the... Versus the fake bush, of course. What do you call that? The Celtic. It was a Celtic swatter. I think it's a carpet cleaner. It's a carpet cleaner? I think it's for banging your carpet. In my head, it's a Celtic cleaner. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a carpet banger. It's a carpet... Oh, I didn't know that. See, I thought it was Celtic. It's got that pretty, like, kind of knot rolling, it looks like. Right. I'm not even going to question the sprinkles. Oh. All right. Is that bird shit? Ashlyn Malloy has sprinkles and a carpet cleaner. I don't know what's about to happen. This is a carpet cleaner? Yeah. You bang your carpet with it to get the dirt out. Oh. And what's in her hand? What's in her hand? Those are candy sprinkles that you put on top of a cake or a cupcake. Anything? Anything, yes. All right. Okay. So, you're going to have your chance. What a great combination. I applaud your choice, my girlfriend. Oh, that's awesome. Now, how... I got the two most interesting things out of there, so... Whoa. Okay. Okay. I don't know if this will hurt or not, so... I guess we'll find out. All right. Ashlyn Malloy's... Come on, bend over. I have to bend over? Bend over. Yeah, bend up and bend over. Stevie, move the chair out of the way. He might have to take off his pants because he's got really dense jeans on. Do you want to just drop your pants down? In the back a little bit? Just... Oh. Get your tushy out a little bit? Let me see how my tushy is. What if I have clay litter? Well, we're not going to see... You don't have to, like, get your butt out. Just so your underwear out. Oh. There you are. Yeah, just so that it doesn't... So that you can feel some pain. Okay. All right. Because you know I love pain. Yes. Ashlyn is getting... Gearing up, warming up, and going in. She's going to strike. I'm scared. I would be really... I'm in softball practice. Yeah. I know. What are you going to... Uh-oh. She's spinning. Oh, Stevie's moving his butt back and forth. But Ashlyn is now just... They taught me this when I was stripping at the spotlight. They said it doesn't matter... Oh! Oh! Shut up, Stevie! Make sure you wiggle your butt at all times. Don't talk. Oh. We have a dominatrix in the making here. What's going on? Now, what am I supposed to do with a spring bowl? Put him in his mouth. Whatever you want. Put him in his mouth. Make him hold a whole bunch in his mouth while he's spanking him. Oh, shoot. Open your mouth. What if I get one of those... Christy Canyon sugar rushes and you have to take me to the hospital? Don't swallow. It's so Bill Clinton around here. Give him a mouthful. And so he can't scream. It's almost like an effective candy game. Oh, man. All right. Don't swallow. Don't swallow. Stop swallowing. All right. This is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever done. And I've done some pretty weird shit. And it's here on Blame It On Ginger. We know who to blame it on. Mmm. I don't know how to get... He's just joining us. Stevie is bent over with his pants down. He's got a mouthful of cake sprinkles full of it in his mouth. And Ashlyn is swatting him with a carpet beater. And doing a great job. Now the other cheek. He's eating them. You're supposed to hold them in your mouth. If you're not watching this on skidrowstudios.com, you're a fool. You've got to see what's going on here. It's just like... It's down on the swallow. It's down on the swallow. You heard the lady. I can hold Dominic with a whip in my hand. You do it. You go, girl. Get Dominic. You could also spank him harder if you need to. You know, he can take it, I heard. He likes it. You didn't make up a safe word. I don't have a safe... Oh. Oh. You don't get a safe word. You don't get a safe word? I don't get a safe word. I don't deal with it. I think... Oh, my God. She's calling. I'm calling you. She's telling Stevie deal with it. Stevie is not moving. Oh. He's flinching with pain. How does his butt look? Is it pink? It's blue. He's pulling down his pants, taking a peek. Your tongue is. Oh, my God. Stevie's getting shy. I'm going to tell her what now. And she's going for a bare ass now. I can't see. Oh. Oh. I love Stevie's face. Stevie, does you guys look excited at all? Ow. Ow. Ow. Can you do a little... But a small little slaps? Like... Yeah. Oh. Oh. I'm just trying to make your life more fun, Stevie. I'm trying to get Mark on him. Oh, yeah. Get Celtic Marks. It's going to be a little Celtic. I'm going to have a Celtic butt. You know you're not doing a good job if you don't leave Mark. Right? Oh, my God. That's my motto. Oh. Oh. Oh, that was a nice little play. Just like... Ashlyn Malloy seems to be way... She's in her element. She's in her element. I need to start... I need to do something naughty now. This is like permission to go do something bad because I've paid the price. I need to do something to deserve it. You have to beg. Beg for it? Yes. I want you to beg. Beg for it. On your knees. Or beg to stop. Whatever... Beg. Oh, what am I begging for? What do you want? What do you want? Do you want more? Do you want less? Do you want more? Is that what you want? We have 10 minutes left. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Beg. Oh, I've got to beg for something. More candy. I don't know. More candy. Give me the phone so I can dial popcorn. I need popcorn while I'm getting spanked. Fun spanking people. Have you done it very often? Ashley, have you done this before? Oh my gosh. Oh. Have you spanked before? Yeah. Kind of in my personal life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This much? You're like a little fairy over there. Just like slap and jump over here and slap. It's very rarely where I get to be the spanky or the spanker. Not the spanky. Yeah. You're very good at it. Being the spanky or the spanker is pretty. Andy, do you want to come in and get spanked? Yeah. Bring it in. Stevie's giving it up for the cause. Do you want to get spanked? Jenny, would you like to be spanked? No. No. It's to the point where I'm starting to really. I can feel these. Are you chafing? Spanks. If you need to stop, honey, you can always say Rumpelstiltskin. Oh, it's Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Ah. Give him a good one. Give him a good one. Oh, wait. She's doing something good now. All right. What she's doing is rubbing the carpet's water. On my carpet. On his carpet. I have some dirty stains. I've got some dirty, nasty stains that she needs to get out. Need to beat out of them. Very deep stains that I've acquired over the past few months. They've been my secrets. I haven't told anyone. I haven't told anybody about them. Are they skid marks? They're not skid marks. These are nasty, dirty, one-night stand stains. Oh. He's been a bad boy. Bad boy. And I. Ashton Malloy jumping back and forth from Ashton Malloy to Ashton Malloy. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ashton being a nasty boy. What do you think happens with nasty boy? Yeah. What do you think happens with bad boys? Nasty boys. You think they get candy? Uh-oh. I ate all this candy. See? See? I knew that wasn't going to last. The reason I ate the candy is so that it'll go straight into my stomach and create more fat on my ass to absorb these spanks. That's the only reason I swallowed. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's later. I don't know. What do I do now? Well, if you want more, beg for more. She goes, you sit there and take it. Okay. I think I've had enough. Mistress. Mistress. Mistress. I don't know if I can take anymore. What? Mistress what? Celtic swat. Mistress Celtic swat. Celtic twat? He calls you a Celtic twat? What? Mistress Celtic carpet swat. I think I've had more than I deserve. Are you sure? I think I've been very, I've been bad. Are you going to be a good boy now? I'm going to be. I think I've promised. I don't know if I should be good or bad. How does this work, Jenny? Help me out. I'm going to put a light on you. I'm a lifeline. Jenny. I think you should start being good, Stevie. I should start being good. But just carry your little care package of condoms in your pocket, okay? Okay. He's going to be good. All right. I'm going to be good now. Yay. All right. I'm glad you learned your lesson. I learned my lesson. I have sprinkles on my arms. Took a rush. Stevie, you're in luck. We have time for one more. Who's your partner? One more? Mm-hmm. Um. Ashley. Franklin's my. Ah. She's my turnabout. Who am I? Kelly. Turnabout is fair play. All right. Go. I don't know what to do. Ah! Go see what's in there. There might be some magic box. Why don't you do what she did? That was amazing. That was bright. She took two completely. Polar opposite. Polar opposite. I was expecting like anal beads and a whole bunch of dildos inside. Get like a carpet. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. Wacker. I've always wanted to play with a girl who wanted to play with a gay boy. There we go. Okay. This is our turnabout. Stevie's going over to the toys. He's going to find something. Ashlyn Malloy is his partner of choice. That was really good. Thank you. You've got your enthusiasm, and you were smiling, and you were into it, and you were saying just the right things at the right timing. You better shut up. Yeah, I know what's good for you. I think because I've been such a good sub for a long time, I'm getting more in touch with my dominant side. Right. More and more. It will switch you. Are you in an exclusive relationship? We're open. It's an open relationship. Right. But for the most part, it has been exclusive, but it is open. Okay. Because I'm just wondering if you ever want to come over and play with me and my man, boss me around, because I'm so used to being in charge all the time that it's hard to find somebody that will dominate me. And I'm thinking. Yeah, come on over. Tell me what to do. No pressure, though. All right, Stevie's coming in. He has found his weapons of choice. Look at him. He's action figure man. Yes, he is. He's going back. You put one thing back, he's got something else. You've got more creative shit than I do. Oh, Stevie's got many things in his hand. Coming back. Stevie, our very own Stevie. Baby powder, a paddle, and a pillow. Now, the paddle has fur on one side. It's sheepskin and has leather on the other. The bag that looks like a pillow is actually a gun-shaped dildo. What? It's a dildo doctor. Oh, my God. That's amazing. And it's really a beautiful handcrafted piece that everyone is one of a kind. I want this. Isn't that beautiful? That's really pretty. It's really, really nice. It's a wonderful piece. Wait until you can do it, Stevie. All right. Stevie, you're on. You've got four minutes, so you don't have time for one of your long, elaborate stories, but you've got time to play with Ashlyn Malloy. Well, she's picked the gun. You pick whatever. I just like the gun. Oh. Okay. Well, we're going to... Are you going to make her work and make her insert it? Okay, you have to hold the gun. Okay. And you have to hit... There's a target over there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come over there. You're going to have to aim, but you have to bend over. And I'm going to send the signals. We have to send signals. Okay. We're doing smoke signals. Smoke signals. With baby powder. With baby powder and a paddle. He's going to... Okay, so I have to turn you a little bit more to the camera. There we go. All right. I have to turn you... Opening up with the baby powder. Turning her... Ashlyn Malloy is being such a good sport. We've got... We've got a signal. One going up, which is baby powder. You know what he's doing? This is a photo shoot. All over the ass. He's doing a photo shoot. Okay. Now, all right. All right. Ashlyn points the gun. Ready? Are you ready? Do you see your target? Okay. I'm going to send the signal that we're getting ready for war. Okay. You're going to shoot. You're going to shoot your little love bullets at those perverts over there that have been spying on us. Stevie wants her to shoot at the wall while he's behind her with a paddle. Those naughty double D hills at those... Naughty villagers have been spanking... They've been spanking... No, they haven't been spanking. We're going to teach them how to spank. Because you just... They were watching you spank me. It shouldn't. So now... Here we go. First smoke signal. All right. Smoke signal going up. Oh, yeah. We're fine. Are we good? And we're good. And smoke signal number two. Stevie, beat her. If you're going to do it, do it. Just beat her hard. It's not working. Hard, hard, hard. Use the other side. Use the other side. Stevie. There we go. Did you get anybody? Use the... Flip it around. Stevie, flip it around. Oh! Oh, shit. All right. You shot me and I went back. You've been hit by a love bullet. You have to come over here from the other side of the hill. Yes. And do something naughty to Ashlyn Malloy. Oh. Woo! Stevie. Oh. Okay. Just get it even for me. Uh-oh. You need to get one more of this. Another very, very naughty villager. Looks like a tennis racket. Oh, shit. What is that? An electronic tennis racket, Ginger? I think so. And now Stevie is powder puffing Ashlyn's butt still with the talcum powder. And Ginger's coming over with... Can only be described as a small tennis racket with electricity on it. And she's sweating. Oh, my gosh. Does that... How does that feel, Ashlyn? Does it... Can you feel it? I can't even feel it. It sounds... Oh, whoa. I felt that one. Yeah, she felt that one. Ginger's patting her on her butt. Yeah, speak into the mic. Woo! Gee. What does it feel like? Sometimes I don't feel it. I feel them, and then sometimes I really feel them. Oh, wow. So... All right. Okay. Woo! Yay! We got 50. That was a war zone. That's all I'm going to say. That was a war zone. Okay. I want to thank Ashlyn Malloy so much for coming into the studio today, honey. You are absolutely wonderful. Thank you for having me. Everybody follow. 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