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I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die Surrender to the force alive within I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die I feel like, I feel like I got bombarded. That was like, I was all like, I'm getting radio. Ready for the radio. And then out of nowhere, like that. A tit tornado. A tit tornado. That's my nickname, tit tornado. Ginger Lynn, tit tornado. Oh my God. Ginger tit tornado Lynn. You're the tornado, ginger tornado. What are they, hurricane ginger? Hurricane ginger. And you know what's really bad? I know I juggled them really hard because I'm out of breath. I know, I'm like, I'm like, I think I gotta stick them in. Do you name a tornado? Hurricane. I don't know. You name hurricane. Why don't you name tornadoes? Because there's too many of them. Oh yeah. And they'd all be called Bubba. Bubba. Bubba. Because they happen in the South, so they would have to come up with new names. It's just easier. Hurricane. Tornado Bubba hit. Bubba. Oh, again? Again. Look, I'm such a nerd. I got my toothbrush. You are so cute. You bring your toothbrush with you? I do because I don't want to be offensive to people. You know what? The only way that I can, ascertain that you are not offensive, is to actually kiss you. Oh, got it. No tongue. No, I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. Teeth, teeth, teeth. No, you can kiss me on the cheek. I can't smell your breath then. I'm trying to go for your breath. I just brushed my teeth. Okay, just breathe on me. Uh-oh. I still feel so close to my nose. Delegrazi's mouth. That's tuna. Tuna. You breathed tuna breath on her? That is tuna, everybody. Yay! That's so tuna breath. She says it's tuna. We are. We are official. There's, well, no, because the only woman in the studio that it could be, I did not eat your pussy. And Jenny's. Thank God that I didn't just smell that because then I'd be like, yay, tuna. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wah, wah. No, and Jenny's, I've sniffed. I have not been in there. Her vagina? She sniffed your vagina? Yes, of course. Yeah, Ro, where have you been? I didn't know that. Come here, I'll do it again. She was busy turning down some guy that was trying to pick her up. With her clothes on. With her clothes on, but she's got a fine, non-tuna smelling vagina. Can I smell it one more time? I get in trouble when I make that joke. Yeah. Can you tell the bride? Who gets in trouble, Nick? Yeah, Nick gets in trouble. Are you up for a little sniff? When he says you've got a fine, non-smelling. We can do it during the break. I'll sniff you during the break. Yeah. Nick gets in trouble when he says you've got a fine, non-tuna smelling vagina. Well, what a great way to describe, you know. Oh, my, okay, Cupid profile. Well, I've got a non-tuna smelling vagina. I like long walks on the beach and fine wine. The beach only when you set your pole up. Yeah. When you catch more tuna. Obviously, I'm not on a dating website right now because I'm in a relationship, but. I was going to say you are. No, no, I'm not. You're in a relationship. That's fucked up. No, I know that would be fucked up, but I was on one. What's it called? I was on one, right? Which one? It was, what was it? Okay, Cupid. Okay, I was on there. You were on there, right? I was. Nick and I were on together to pick up girls. Oh, that's so funny. My profile photo was Nick standing there with his dick out, me on my knees. It was a close-up of my head and his penis. That was our profile photo on, okay, Cupid. So, we were putting it out there. Your head and his head. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. His was bigger. His head was bigger than your head? I have an abnormally small head. He has an abnormally large penis head. Where does he put it? I mean, I see him walking. In my mouth, in my pussy, in my ass. That's a huge, I mean, he's going to shine. It's not a tumor. Honey, show us your wiener. We're talking about it. Oh, he doesn't want to show his wiener. Pull it out. Oh, my God. He's going to show his wiener. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That is humongous. Is that not the most? Oh, my God. He's kidding. It's getting hard. He's kidding. Stevie, check out Nick's dick. Go ahead. It's okay. Look at it. Is that a peace sign? Is he really doing that? Is that a peace sign? Yes, he's got his dick out. Jenny, put it in your mouth. Okay, first of all. Okay, I'm sorry. I crossed a line there. Nick was flashing his chest last week competing with, well, who do we have? Melrose? Was it Melrose? Melrose was here. Miss Melrose. And this week, he's just whipping his dick out, flapping it all over the place. My goodness, Nick. I told you the head was big. Okay, maybe not as big as my head. I had no idea your dick could make a peace sign. That's incredible. Well, the helmet kind of splits. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Watch. This is the one where my boyfriend's like, are you really looking at penises? I'm like, don't worry. It's just Nick. It's okay. It's my girlfriend's boyfriend, so it doesn't really matter. It's all right. And it was after Ginger played with my tits. And she played with my boobs and smelled my breath. We're a couple. Is that all it takes now? It does. And dinner, but we've already had that. We just shared a sandwich. We had gnocchi the other day. Oh, we did. We did. We had gnocchi the other day. That's right. That's right. By the way, you are listening to Blame It on Ginger. Can we introduce? I am Ginger Lynn with... Ro Delegrazi. And... Stevie! Stevie! Yay! Oh, gosh. That dating thing is just so confusing. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, here's what we were going to do. This is an idea my friend had, which we never did because it's a lot of work. It was going to be... Well, forget it then. 30... You're giving me the idea? Yeah. Okay, let's go for it. I've got lots of free time. It was like... 30 dates in 30 days. And we're going to do a video of like just me going out with a different guy every day and video blogging it. That... Taking them with them knowing it? Funny. Yeah, without them knowing it. Okay. And it would have been really funny. But I was like, this takes a lot of work. Why? Because guys are like, oh, hey, I think your profile is really funny. I'm like, oh, shut up. Oh, you should really do this. I know. It would have been good. I know. It would have been really good. No, because this is how mine went yesterday. I'm driving home. Let's see. Okay. All right. You know? Your video? Video dating? We played online? I don't know. There could have been a video going because it seemed kind of weird. Is this Grindr? Yeah, this is Grindr. Okay. This is a tale from Grindr. Shocking. So I'm driving. I love how it's a tale from Grindr. A tale from Grindr. And I get, you know, I get a text from this guy. Okay. So there he is. And you like the gingers. Yeah. He is a ginger. So I was like, okay, hey. So I... He's not like a... He's not a convict, is he? Not that I know. He's a Noah. He looks like the guy from Shameless. Like the redhead from Shameless. Is that who he is? Well, no, it's not him. He looks like him. Oh, okay. No, that guy just seems like an actor who plays a gay man. Plays a gay man. Oh. Yeah, no. He shoots me. Yeah, cute man. So I'm like, I try to say hello. And how do you try to say hello? Don't you just say hello? Because I'm driving and I've got my phone in one hand and I'm texting. Which is great. I'm really glad you're doing that. I'm admitting this. So it says... The cops are here. The cops are here. The cops are here right now. It says help. So... Oh, no. So I'm driving and he goes, help, what's wrong? Oh, no. I'm in a bus and I can't get out. Just come meet me. Spell check while I was driving. So he's like, I know, LOL. So I just said, hey, when can we say hello in person? Hello, help. Help. I don't know. Help! Exclamation point. Help, help, help. That's the new thing. Help, nice to meet you. LOL, you do SOS? Yes. So he's like, we can say whenever, you know, say hello whenever. So I let him know I'm at Lynn Road and he's at the Four Seasons. Whoa, whoa, that's fancy. Wait, is he staying there? Does he work there? Is he just hanging out outside? Well, he's staying at the... He's at the Four Seasons. He's out by the dumpster in the back. Yeah, anybody can be at the Four Seasons. He was in a room. It was a nice room. Yeah. You know, I... But before I got into the room, he was just like, you know, why are you here? Are you staying here? And I was like... Wait a second. Did you just tell me you were at the Four Seasons? Yeah, he told me he was at the Four Seasons. Yeah, so why would he ask you why you're here? Yeah, exactly. Well, I drove over there because I was really close by. But that's the point of Grindr. Is it? It's like, where are you? Yeah. I said I was driving home. Stopped. I stopped to see your face. He's like, um, I didn't expect you to do that. So I'm like, well, you know. Well, what the F are you on Grindr for, buddy? Exactly. So I'm like, do you have 60 seconds to meet up? And he's like, um, this is weird. What? What's weird? You're on Grindr. That's what I'm thinking. So I'm sitting there. Go on Adam and Adam. If you want love and relationships. It doesn't make any sense to me. So he says I'm half naked. Right? Adam and Adam, right? Adam and Adam. He goes, I'm half naked in my room. So I just say, that's fine. Wrap a towel if you can't find your pants. I'll pretend you're Scottish. Okay, first of all. Oh, that's so cute. That's really nice of you. Stevie. What? Okay. Then he tells you why you're here, but I'm half naked in my room. Why would you even say that? Exactly. Now you can help me decode this whole madness. Okay, okay. Keep going. Keep going. So he asks me, what are your intentions? What the fuck? What are my intentions? Is Grindr, Grindr is just for sex, right? I thought it was, you know, first I tried to make friends. Yeah, it's for sex. And then everyone told me it's just for hookups and sex. So now I'm doing this. What are you, the father of the groom? What are my intentions with your son? I'm here for hookups. I just said, I don't want you to be uncomfortable. Stevie, have you tried? Have you tried Tinder? No. That's a straight people's Grindr. That's for friends. That's for friends? Oh, I thought that was a straight people's Grindr. Yeah, but I think you could just meet up and make friends with that too. Oh, yeah. And there's no like sex. Stevie wants to fuck though. Maybe he doesn't want friends. It's the other guy that shouldn't be on Grindr. Yeah, he should be on Tinder. He should be on Tinder. Isn't that weird? Or maybe you were his first connection. Because then he says, want to make out? Spiritual connection. Spiritual connection. I don't think there's any spiritual connection. There's cocks involved. It's very. It's very seldom spiritual. I love sex. I love my man's cock. I love pussy. I saw Jesus in your penis. I've never really gone. Oh my God. That was a spiritual. Is that wrong? I might have it. No, that's fine. The Catholic Church kicked us off of iTunes. God damn it. Oh my gosh. Oh no. We'll find out. I know. We'll know. It's been your fault every. The last two times. Sorry. My orgasm sounded like a little whale. So I don't want to be held responsible for it. Let's hear your orgasm sound again. Is that a pigeon? No, no. Don't do that. We're going to eat. We're going to eat. It kicked off. That was what I did. That's not my guy. Okay. So now he says, I'm half naked. You said you're Scottish. Yes. Yes. Yes. So I just said. Something like that. I said, would you rather I go? Okay. And then I said, I don't want you to be uncomfortable. I work all week. Just wanted to meet a potential new friend. And then he says, do you want to make out? Okay. What? Yes. By now I'm like sitting there like. I'm so confused. Order some room service. I'll be up. Eat it all and leave. Okay. That's what you should have done. That's what you should have done. Be like, hey, order me a cocktail and some drinks and then go up, eat it, drink it and be like, see you bitch. And then walk out. I can't be up late though. I'm like, that's fine. I can't be up late. I want to make out, but I can't be up late. Can't be up late. I don't want to leave my room though. And I'm like, okay. Who's got to leave your room? Tell me the room number. The whole point of Grindr is you have a room. Exactly. You go and you grind. I've met men in vans. Did you say? I don't care. I've met men in vans. Do you have a toilet scrubber? I don't know where I've been. I've been on a mattress bed. Okay. Under a bridge. So why don't you just fucking tell me the room number? So I go to his room. Okay. He answers the door. He gives you the room number. Yeah. I'm thinking he's going to give me the wrong room number. Yeah. I know. I'm, you know, I knock on the door. He opens it. He's cute. I'm like, hi. I'm like, I thought you might be some scary old 60 year old man. Yeah. I know. He's using somebody else's picture. Cat fishing you? Yeah. Cat fishing? Oh, you don't, you know what cat fishing is? No. When somebody pretends that they're like a person. They're not them. They're not them. Like if you're using your picture. And people fall in love. People fall in love with that. There's a whole show about it. Because people fall in love with this person. It's like, oh my God. And it's a whole different person. They never meet them. They never meet them. And they do crazy shit. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. Yeah. It's really sad. And then it turns out it's like somebody they knew. It's like a best friend that didn't want to tell them or something crazy. Oh. Yeah. All right. I want to see that show. Yeah. You should see it. It's crazy. But it's called Catfish. We'll have to YouTube it. Yeah. We can YouTube it. Honey, I want to watch Catfish. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Take a note. People fall in love. I want to taste. Oh, Jenny loves Jenny. You've seen Catfish? Because it's crazy how people fall in love and they don't even know the person. I worked at the programming board. And so we brought him out to our campus. And he talked about his story. Mevis' name. The guy. Yeah. That made him. The Catfish guy. He's so cute. Yeah. He's really cute. And he. Did it happen to him? Yeah. Yeah. That's how it started. The movie Catfish is about his story. And then he has Catfish the show, which is about other people's testimonials. And then they expose the person. They expose the person. Yeah. I mean, some are ridiculous. Ridiculous. Yeah. What channels is it on? MTV. MTV. Oh. If you just take the Google image that they show and you plug it in, you'll see like, oh, model. Like people don't go into any of like. And they talk on the phone. And they go, oh, I want to meet up. Oh, baby, I can't. But soon we'll be connected. And then they just keep going with it. They just put. I want to get married to you. All that. Like crazy. That's a Catfish thing. Yeah. That's fucking sexy. Well, you know, because of. I think it was because of this going on, this trend of people not being who they are on social media. Yeah. You can actually go and drag an image into Google search now. And it'll take you to where the original picture came from. Yep. No. So people can see. So they can do a face recognition check back and find out. Because of this kind of stuff. Yeah. Exactly. I wonder if there's a tranny that's out there named Ginger Lynn. And with pictures of me. And it's spelled different, but it's Ginger Lynn. Is she on or he on Facebook? I've tried to contact her to get her on the show. Oh. That would be fucking fantastic. But I'm just thinking. The tranny Ginger Lynn. You better show yourself. You want to fuck Ginger Lynn. And maybe it is spelled the same. Maybe Nick can look it up. Look up Ginger Lynn the tranny. Now you can see who your girlfriend would look like. Like if she used to be a man. If I used to be a man, you'd know exactly. Yeah. No, I think she's Asian. She's hot. Oh. She's Asian. I don't think it would work. The Asian? I'm a blue eyed blonde. The man Asian Ginger Lynn? Ginger Lynn. The man Asian Ginger Lynn. That's a lot of stuff. That is. But you know what? Maybe people out there, they're looking for me. And they go, you know, I can't have the real Ginger. I would like the Asian tranny version. I would like the Asian version. Wait. Okay. So now you open the door. He's cute. He's obviously his age. And what happens? We talk for about two hours. What? About what? Why? Is he in a towel? No, he's not in a towel. He's like in sweatpants. Is he naked? He's got his shirt on. However, he was half naked. He wasn't half naked when I showed up. Okay. Wait a second. Didn't you have to be, didn't he have to be up early or go to bed early? That's what he said. But we talked for about two hours. About what? The philosophy? The sun? The moon? The philosophy? There's just one? There's only one. Did you talk about the philosophy? He talked about my color. Colorado. Colorado, right? He talked about Colorado. So working for some Wolfgang dude. Did you go Wolfgang Puck? Yeah, that dude, whoever he is. Did he go like this? Did he go? No. No, he didn't do that. And then he talked about buying some land. He wanted to buy land and drill for water, which I've never heard of. Land and drill for water? Yeah, water. Not oil, but drill for water, which I didn't understand. He's got low expectations. Just kidding. I don't know. I didn't understand it. No, that's good that he wants to drill for water. We need it. Water's important. We need a lot. We don't want to drill enough. We're in a drought. We are in a drought. And I showed him some photos. We were talking. I talked photography. He said he did a lot of oil painting. Did you ever fuck? Well, that was the thing. Did you order room service? Because I'm bored with the whole conversation. Two hours, goodbye. I'm sorry. I'm waiting for him to make the first move. Okay, but did you order room service? Did you go, let's get a drink? No, no, not at all. Were you thirsty? Did he offer you water? No. And I never accept any drink when I go meet somebody. Oh, good idea. And so, because I got drugged once. Oh, that's right. And so you bring your own bottle of water? I bring my own bottle of water. Smart. Yeah. Yeah, he gets in vans with people with toilet brushes, but he's got his own bottle of water. I got my own water bottle. No, because that time I got drugged was really weird. I've got my own vitamins and water. Thank you. Oh, yeah. But yeah. I remember when you got drugged. Drugged. That was a bad one. The guy that was shooting up in his hands was really impressed with the water and the vitamins as well. I saw him again. He lost a tooth. A tooth? I didn't see him again that way. I just saw him and he was... You didn't have sex with him? No, no, no. Let us know when he's down to one tooth. I've seen photos. The guy is gorgeous. And he's just... It's one of the saddest things ever. So let's get back to the sexy good thing. But he knocked some new girl up, so he's going to be daddy again. Oh, thank God. But... What the hell is the matter with people? Who did he knock up? Some chick named Brandy. Anyways. Okay. So you're talking, you're talking. Can you talk? So we talk and talk. And then so he goes, I have to kick you out now. So I said, all right. What the F? So I gave him a hug. And then he like didn't really let go of me and I didn't let go of him. And then I said, well, what do you want to... I said, you're totally my type. You know, if I wasn't trying to make a friend, I'd have been all over you. And then we started kissing because he didn't really want... He wanted me to go, but he didn't want me to go. And then we started making out. And then, you know, at that point, the kissing wasn't working for me. And I don't kiss people, but I was like, you know what? Get over it, Steve. Just get over it. Get over it. So I kissed him. Okay. He wasn't kissing back like as hard as I wanted it to. You know, I was doing everything that we do here on the... So I'm hitting all the erogenous zones. I'm going for the inside of the elbow. You mean you're remembering the sex scientist and all the things that we do here on Blame It On Ginger. All the bells and whistles on Blame It On Ginger. So I can... I'm like, okay, let me just go through and do everything that I'm supposed to do and make this fun. Okay. And... So you're kissing passionately. You're going for erogenous zones. I'm kissing. I'm going for the erogenous zones. I'm hitting them. You're pressing up against them. I'm kissing. What's happening? He's just got his head... You know, he lays back on the bed. He's got his head back. His eyes are closed. So now I'm kind of feeling disconnected and bored. Yeah, that's what he did. So I pull his back out. I'm disconnected and bored. I'm going to suck your fucking dick. So I do this. Okay. That's what Ro does. Into it. Are you bored? I'm like, you're bored? Okay, great. You'll be even more bored when I'm done. I'm so disconnected and bored right now. Will you suck my clit? I was just like... Did you get me riled up or something? Hit a spot. Pick one. Yes. Good. So I'm down there doing my thing. Oh, thank you. Okay. And I look up at him and I make the eye contact and I start talking dirty to him. Okay. And then he looks at me and he goes, well, you know, I've got to kick you out now. You know? Oh, great. Well, you know what? I'm down here. I'm like, I don't know what to do. You're in the middle of a blowjob. What about a thank you? I thought you were good at that. I have to kick you out. Jesus, even my boyfriend didn't react like that. I couldn't read this guy. I could not read this guy for the life of me. At one time? And I'm thinking, you know, I've done everything. I don't get it. I don't know what the hell else to do besides stand on my head and eat a bug. You know, what the hell do I do? That'll turn him on. That's the next step. So he like walks me to the door because he wasn't going to walk me. Wait a second. He didn't want you to finish? No. He didn't want me to finish. Weird. I don't get it. I don't get it. Maybe he wasn't. Maybe this is his first gay experience. I don't know. He might have had some other people lined up. It might have just been like an hour for me and the next one was lined up. Why? Did you see somebody waiting in the line? Waiting in the lobby? No, but it just, things just were weird. So I walked him. Hey dude, it's going to be weird. This is the weird part. This is the weird part. Oh, please tell me the weird part. Let me hear the weird part because I thought this whole thing was the weird part. No, that's, in my head. You're so sheltered. I'm thinking. This is normal. I'm just saying he doesn't want him to come. He's like, don't come up. Most guys don't want to come. No, no. He didn't want to come. No, I mean come up even to the room. Oh. That was weird. That's a red flag. It made no sense. So right before I was out the door. Uh-huh. You know, I reached down. He was still hard. Okay, wait. Did you grab any of the shampoos or the soaps in the bathroom? No, I didn't even go into the bathroom. Oh, God. No, you got to. It's the four seasons. So I ended up. They probably have bath salts in there and everything. Yeah. It was a nice party. It was crazy. They have the good ones. They have like some Hampton room. You gotta look. I don't know. It was all this crazy stuff. Stevie, this is not your room. You gotta take a robe. Take a robe. It's built to him. Who cares? It's true. And what's he gonna do? You just grab one on the way out. Text you angrily. You put everything in the middle. What am I gonna do with a robe? You're gonna wear it. They're comfortable. They're nice. They're really nice. Oh, my gosh. And they have slippers, too. Oh, no. Yes. You should grab those. Yes, there's shit all over the room. Yeah, you gotta grab like. They have the bath soap and pillows. No, because you know what? Once I start. You know me. I know you want to stop. Once I start, I won't stop. So I would strip the room. Yeah, well, that's okay. Yeah, what's the problem? There's a window. There's a balcony. Throw them over the side. You keep the stuff. You're not getting sex out of it. There's surveillance. And not in the room. All over the place. Those windows don't open, unfortunately. All right. So I ended up, you know, he was still hard. I gave him a couple more licks. But this is the bad thing. I ate a chicken. I'm waiting for the weird part. You ate a whole chicken? I ate a chicken mushroom something. Panini? And I ate ribs. I ate three dinners last night. Oh, that was at my house. Yeah. Oh, this was after you left my house last night? I was on my way home. Wait, you had a chicken mushroom what? I missed that part. I ate three dinners. I made a chicken breast with a chicken marsala sauce on top of it. Ooh, I love chicken marsala. Gravy on top of stuffing. Ooh. And then I made dinner for my son and one of his friends. And they each had mashed potatoes, gravy, ribs, the whole thing. Stevie ate them all. All three of them. Because they didn't want to eat it. They changed their minds. So Stevie ate all three dinners. I ate it all. So I'm down there. And I'm sucking this guy's dick. And I vomit. Oh, my God. Up into my mouth. It doesn't come out. I was going to say maybe that's what's good. You know what? No, this is as I'm leaving. Oh, no. So the tip of his dick is in vomit now. In my mouth. And I'm like, Jesus. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on. We just talked about this on the show. Yesterday. I just talked about it. Is this why he said, is this why he said, I'm going to go to bed? Like, is this why he said, I mean, this is after. No, no, no. That hadn't happened. This hadn't happened until then. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And he pulled me up for a kiss. So I had to swallow this vomit really fast. And then I had to inhale because I didn't want to exhale at all because I was like, you know, it's hard to hide vomit. You think? I just give this guy, I give him this vomit kiss. Oh, God. Did you say call me? Yeah, that's what I told him because we were talked about going hiking. You were going hiking? This guy, he's a serial killer. We had talked about going hiking. So I said, oh, I go, let me give you my number in case you want to go hiking. He goes, I already have it. And I was like, you already have it. I thought, no, you don't. Because you were texting each other. But in that point, because that was through Grindr. Grindr. But I'm not always on Grindr. If it's off, I'm not getting the text. Got it. But to my phone, I can't. So anyways, I said, well, he goes, no, I have your number. And in that second, I just thought, you know what? Okay. You don't have my number, but it's probably best right now there. Yeah. We'll just leave it at that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or he does have your number and it's really creepy. And he's like some private dick. And he's listening right now. Yeah. Right. He's like, oh my God, that was what I smelled. Vomit. I knew it. But it was ribbon. It was chicken Marcella, barbecued rib, vomit. Wait a second. Now, when you're going down the elevator, what were your thoughts? Let's do a recap. I had to look at the peacocks. He told me to check out these two peacocks that are painted on the stairwell. Of course you do. So I went to the bathroom first, rinsed my mouth out. Okay. And washed my hands. Very good. And then I looked at the little bar and I wanted to explore the Four Seasons because it was really, it's just really cute and nice. I've never been. It's in Westlake. Oh my gosh. I haven't been to that one, but. I haven't been to that. It's like living in somebody's mansion. Yeah. It's somebody's mansion. I've heard. And you get to sleep there and they have like the really thick duvets and everything is just. So nice. You melt. You melt. I've stayed at one once, I think. Oh. And it was just. I heard. Amazing. But it was weird. So that was like, I don't know how your dating goes. I mean, is that normal? Is that a normal date? No, that's not. That's not? No. Okay. I've had a couple dates in my life. None of that was normal. And I've never experienced anything like that. I've done the accidental vomit. In somebody's mouth? I mean, not in somebody's mouth. While you were down there? Fucking dick? Well, of course. Okay. Every girl has. Okay. Bro. I don't. I don't think I've. I don't think I've committed that long. I haven't. I haven't. But I've gagged. But I haven't. Yeah. Thrown up. Then you guys are not sucking dick correctly. I've been telling you this. I'm missing out on the right thing. I've been telling you this. Occasionally, you should have. You should take it so deep. And it's so hard. And it's so fucking dirty. And filthy. And there's spit. And you're going at it. And he shoves it down your throat. And it's not like you vomit, vomit. There's just a little bit of that comes back up. And every girl that knows how to sick dick. Suck dick. Sick dick? Suck dick. Knows this happens. Stevie, you obviously. I have three dinners in there. I've also felt that when I was working out. What? That I was going to throw up. I have thrown up working out. Yeah. I throw up when I do a lot of things. I threw up on a ride once. On that note, let's take a quick little break here. I was going to say that Chris was trying to get on a ride once at Not Scary Farm. And literally, he couldn't fit in the thing. So they let him on. Because he's so big. And they're trying to stuff it down. And he goes like this. This is my dick. This is what he says to him. No, I'll be fine. Just let me go on. And they go, no. No, you won't. You're going to get thrown and die. That happened to me. I just thought about rides. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. You're a 330-pound black man. You'll go flying. Oh, my gosh. I need to hear one of these normal dates. How a date should go. We'll talk about those. Take a break. Right now, I want everyone to go to TheScreamingO.com. And I think what I'm in the mood for right now. I'm going to try this on you. It's called the Fingo. It's a beautiful fingertip vibrator. It's hot pink. It's got a sleeve on top that has little bumps that go all the way down. And listen to the power. Powerful. And we've been using that. I mean, have we been using that? I don't even know. There's high. Okay. Now, I'm going to rub it on your cheek. Whose vagina has this been on? That's not everyone's. Oh, great. Fantastic. Okay. Down your cheek. That's great. My dimple's going to get chlamydia. Syphilis. Damn it. Get it right. All right. What kind of guests do you think I have in here? Those are terrible. You get a shot, you'll be fine. Just take it. You're correct. Take it like a man. All right. Rubbing it along. That's strong. It's really strong. Up and down. Down. Between your cleavage. Okay. Okay. I am getting the response I want. It's vibrating in my earphones. It's not in your earphone. It's on your nipple. All right. I'm getting the effect that I want. Rubbing Ro Delegrazi, the wonderful comedian, the wonderful, fantastic woman. It's on my boob. The Fingo from TheScreamingO.com. TheScreamingO.com. It's the part of my boob. Feel the riches. Go to TheScreamingO.com. Get your very own Fingo. It will vibrate you. It will masturbate you. It will make you laugh, smile. And come put in offer code ginger20 to get 20% off of your very own Fingo. You can have your woman screaming like this. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Thank you. I won't say much. At least it won't be sincere. I thought I told you, you couldn't stay. I thought I handled it so well. I thought I owned you. You couldn't buy. That'd be a thing. And one. Please be strong. I'm just sitting here. Quickuss is slowly withering. Just calm. I'm not fine, I don't dance much That's what I know very well guitar solo I thought I told you You couldn't stay I thought I had the rest Of my life Oh well Lo and behold you Could not be My son be My son be My son be My son be My son be My son be I'm Ginger Lynn and I'm a very, very lucky girl. Every single Thursday I'm going to be bringing you Whores and Whores with Miss Kelly Nichols. You're going to get inside Kelly. You're going to get to tickle my fancy Guess What's Up Ginger's Ass. One of my favorite games. We'll put something up there. Blindfold Kelly. She's going to get down on her hands and knees and eat it out and see if she can guess what's been up in my butt. We've got Queer Quote Queer Quote Queer Quote Queer Quote Mystery X-rated 3000 Theater. We've got Gross Out The Horror Game Educating Kids and Gina and Talking Dirty to Me as well as many, many other things. That's Thursday's Whores and Whores with Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols. I would like to build something with you What a plastic I don't want to do Cause you know it won't help if I could spend some time getting to know you too As the day comes crashing through the room What's in the tea and all I do is just to have a drink And I don't have a clue for you Except for any day gone With busy afternoon Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah!uss! Ice cream hometown news. Oh, no. No, not after that bingo thing. Of course I know. You're a boo for my titties. I'm going in for yours in a minute. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Blame It on Ginger with... Ro Delagrazzi. And I'm going over to you. Brittany Amber. Brittany Amber, welcome back to the show. Thanks. Ro Delagrazzi. I forgot something quickly. I'm going to go back to you. Then I'm going to go back to Brittany. Then I'm going to jump all around. Yeah. Brittany Amber, you're a comedian. You're fabulous. Any upcoming shows coming around in the area? What's your website? Where can people find you? What's your Twitter? Tell us where we can find Ro Delagrazzi. Everything is under Ro Delagrazzi. R-O-D-E-L-L-E-G-R-A-Z-I-E. I am doing a sex and love addiction show. I don't know where it is yet. Is it synonymous? Sex and love addiction? S-L-A. Love addiction. I've never heard of that. Just so without... I should say quick. Without like a break, you know, when you're in 12-step program, blah, blah, blah, you have anonymity. Well, I'm in one. It's called Debtors Anonymous. It's like DA. It's for people... I know. I'm familiar with it. Yeah. So I was... I've never heard of it. What is it? Oh, it's for under earners and people in debt. If you're kind of attached to money. Oh, okay. It kind of helps you let go. Big spenders. Yeah. And kind of you self-debt, time debt kind of thing. And it kind of teaches you how to not deprive. And I mean, I know... I'm very familiar. I have... One of my girlfriends was very into it. And I remember everywhere we went, she wrote down every penny she spent. Yeah. I write down everything I make, everything that I... It's everything. It just helps you to become more focused as to... Aware of what you're doing. I actually haven't used a credit card in three and a half years. I'm impressed. Oh, really? Yeah. Thank you. I'm impressed. Are you close to having all your stuff all squared away? Yeah, pretty much. I've got it all down to one thing. That's actually how I met my boyfriend because he was my loan officer. Oh, that's great. Is that what I got to do to find a man? But, you know, the... Yeah, right? Go to the bank. Get a bank. But the thing is, I actually maxed out all my cards. Not because of... Not because of, like, shopping sprees, but because I... Living? Used it for comedy. Yeah, for living, for gas, for groceries. And I just maxed out everything. And I was like, oh, my God. And I was driving all these places. Which you do in comedy. In anything you do, you drive far and you really don't get paid. But after a while, you learn that it's a business. And it's like... There's even one for artists. So you go as an artist and you kind of learn how to, like, know what you're worth and all that kind of stuff. So it's a wonderful program. Yeah, it's fantastic. And I keep my numbers, everything I write down, everything I spend. And I plug it in at the end of the month. To see what I'm spending and what I'm making. So when I first got into the program, I was like, I need a DA meeting. I need to find it, right? So I go to this church or whatever, because it's at a church. And I see these two women. I'm like, oh, I bet they're going to the meeting, right? And I follow them in. And I see a circle of people. I'm like, oh, okay. It's a meeting, right? And I sit down. And I hear the guy going, and that is how we deal with sex and love addiction. I'm like, oh, my God. That's so bad. Oh, my God. I'm looking for a DA. So everybody's like, well, did you stay? I was like, yeah, because... What if I have a problem? So I stayed. That was a verdict. And I was like, I don't think I'm a sex addict. Did you lose something at least? I did. They're very... They like to drink a lot of water. It's like, they're like, I need to self-care and drink water. I'm like, drink water. What's the problem? But some people... But here's the thing. Anytime you go into sex and love, or whatever, it's about self-care. So they basically don't make somebody their higher power kind of thing. So people could do that. It's like CODA. People make other people their higher powers and stuff. So it was nice. But that's why when I do those kind of... Shows, it's good because I know all the like inside... The lingo. Lingo. You know, I used to say Dead or Anonymous used to be hard to pick up guys because they're broke. You know, like, that's so stupid. But so I'm... I'm doing that. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. So it's... But it's really a fun... It's going to be a fun show because those shows are always fun. Sex and love addiction. Now, do you use anything that you get from Blame It on Ginger in your shows now? Oh, you know I do. I have to come and say... Stevie's over there. I don't know if he's happy. I don't know what he's doing. Do you mean the toys? Yeah. That's what he's doing. Yeah. Ring to buzz. But I will... Get a different one. Is that mine? I did. Did I ever get one? Oh. We're trying to get it to work. Yeah. We're trying to get it to work. But I will be announcing because I do have a show coming up in... I mean, I have a few shows coming up, but I'm saying I'm going to be doing a half hour taping at Flappers. Very nice. Yes. Yay. I want to get on Comedy Central, so I need a motherfucking half hour. You deserve it. Now, will you still love us and still visit us once you're big and famous, sir? Yes. Hopefully I can get us some sponsors. It didn't say famous. I said famous, sir. Famous, sir. Once you're big and famous, sir. And that is a word. I'm famous in Beaumont. I'm very famous. Beaumont, Texas? No, Beaumont, California. That's my hometown. That's where I was born. Really? You were born in Beaumont? Yes. That's my hometown. I just played there on Saturday. That's so funny. I lived there all up until I was 25, actually. Oh, my goodness. That's fine. No one ever knows that town. It's like you drive through it two exits off the 10. I've seen the signs. As everybody says, it's the same thing. Beaumont, Texas? Beaumont, Texas. I just drove from Beaumont, Texas this morning from work. Yeah, yeah. So we can find you on Twitter at? Rodel Grazi. R-O-D-E-L-E-G-A-Z-I. Just making sure. You said everywhere. And I'm just making sure people really pay attention because sometimes you get so excited. Or if you look up buttersnatch. I want them to find you. Buttersnatch? That's a bit I have. Butta or butter? Butta. Snatch. Is there an R in it? No. B-U-T-T-A. Buttersnatch. Okay, just making sure because the way you talk sometimes, I don't know if you know. Yeah, I know. You're Wadah. Yeah, I know. Wadah, there's no R at the end. They didn't understand me today. I ordered water at a diner and they're like, what? What? Yeah. Water. Water. I got to say it like, from the ocean. Still going back around the room. I want to welcome back Brittany Amber. Yay! Yay, Brittany! Now, Brittany, you are up for, we have an opening on Tuesdays. Yes, I am. We have a show that's going to start in May. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. We have a show that's going to start in May. Same Tuesdays, different co-hosts. And so, the fans by far still love you. We brought you back today to play with us and have fun. Brought me back so you guys can vote for me again. Yes. Vote for that. Yes, that's right. You can vote for her on my Twitter account. Vote for me. At BlameItOnGinger. You can follow Brittany Amber at? At Brittany underscore Amber, but spelled B-R-I-T-N-E-Y underscore A-M-B-E-R. B-R-I-T-N-E-Y underscore. The normal Brittany. The normal. The right way. There's like 20 ways to spell it. The right way. The Brittany Spears way. That's the way I go. There you go. There you go. Welcome back. We're really happy to find you. So happy to have you here. I know. It's happy to be back. I know. I'm here on the comedy day, too. I know. Yay. This is the first time we've had a co-host able to come in on somebody else's co-host day. So, it's a big... That's how much fans love you. I know. It's getting down to the wire here. So, we've got you back. And I want to welcome Jake Maron. Woo, Jake. Thank you. Thank you. Is that cheering? What is that? That's the crowd going wild. Oh. It's good. It's good. Yeah. That's a good one. You're good at those sound effects. That was a good one. I know. You should hear me say... It sounded like the ocean at first. I didn't know. Well, that's how many people... Somebody get her a water. And then the Portuguese... Jake Maron, you're a comedian. Where can we find you? What do you do? What can we know about you? I do improv and I do stand-up. I've done shows with Ro before. Yeah. We've had fun. You can find me at Jake Maron Comedy at Twitter and whatnot and around town. That's where I found you. That's where you found me. I did. I did. Anything coming up in the near future? Yeah. I'll be performing. I got a couple shows coming up. One at Flappers in a couple weeks. Nice. Looking forward to that. And I have some improv shows coming up. I love improv. Looking forward. Yeah. Love improv shows. Different. Different than stand-up. Yeah. It's fun. It really is. And it's just... For me, I find it much... I can sit down and think about something and come up with bits and come up with sketches and come up with different things for my show. But to actually improv and just do it, that's the most fun. And to watch it is the most interesting for me because I know that you're that good. It's happening right now. That you're just doing it as you go. I think that's very, very impressive. I want to thank you for coming on the show today. I'm excited to be here. Look, three lovely ladies. And Stevie. Oh, Stevie. He's very intense right now. He's a lovely lady. Working on that ring over there. Yes. Get that ready for my... We're going to get there. What's your Twitter, Brittany? I'm trying to find you. It's Brittany underscore Amber. B-R-I-T-N-E-R-A-N-D-E-S-T-O-R-E. Did you not pay attention, Ro De La Granza? No, I was trying to look it up while she was saying it. I should have just paid attention. You're so cute. That would have worked too. I know. Ro is very special. We love you around here. I was in remedial speech. I was too. And I'm not even joking. I went to speech class for like six years. Me too. I went for two. I had a lift. You too? Yeah, me too. I had the worst lift ever. Well, Wabbit. That was my Wabbit. You had the W's. You had the R's. Really? Oh, good. Mine was the S's. When did it change? Did you get braces? No, I didn't get braces. No. I met a boy. Ooh. In therapy. Because what they would do, and he didn't have speech therapy, but the teacher wasn't there that day. And so he had that disease where you bleed. He was a bleeder. What? Like he couldn't play on the playground. Would he bleed out of his, like where did he bleed out of? Like if he got- He was anemic? Like his blood? No, if you got a cut or scratch, you would like bleed to death. It was like really, really intense. Oh my God. Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah. I can't think of one. I don't know what it's called. But anyway, that day- And you were in love. Normally during playground, you know, we would have the speech therapy and he would have, he had to stay in. But we got put in this little room together and we kissed. It was one of my first kisses. Oh. And I just kept practicing really hard. And we became really good friends. And I got my first kiss. So I got better and better. It took about two years. So he was a bleeder. You were a lisp-er. I was a lisp-er. And that's how the fairy tale starts right there. It was so romantic. You had like pale white seethed skin. I'll save you. I'll save you from bleeding this past year. Okay. Don't see it here. I didn't know if there was something going on. Okay. We're going to take a quick phone call here. We've got a special birthday boy calling in right now. This is one of my... Oh, what happened? There we go. He's gone. Never mind. Never mind. He's gone. Happy birthday, Joey. We love you. Happy birthday. He's probably going to have been on hold for four fucking hours. Yeah. But our board's not working, so it's not our fault. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. All right. So we're going to get to know each of you a little bit better. Dewey is not here. Dewey. Oh, he is here. Yeah. Oh, he's parked. He's in the restroom. All right. So we're going to do something else for a few minutes. We're just going to get... Dewey is here. Dewey is here, but Dewey has to wait a minute now. I want to know a little bit more about... We'll be right with you. All right. This is a little sexual fun quiz. You're going to get points for this. Woo! Okay. Now, normally the points are all going to be saved up for the next game where you win your prizes, but because Dewey's late... Yes. I get it. You get the opportunity to get more points. Uh-oh. Dewey, there goes your finger. No, give me a second. Give me a second. All right. So what we're going to do right now, Brittany Amber, I want to know, now you score your points by being honest in your sexuality. Dewey! Okay. That's what we want to know. I don't know any other way to be. That's what we want to know. Brittany Amber. Yeah. The question is, have you ever had sex? Yes. No. No. Yes, once. Yes, over five times. Yes, over 10 times. Yes, over 20 times. Yes, over infinity. Be honest. We want you... The closest to the actual number without going over. It would be so fun to actually know the real number, but... Yeah. I always think about, but... Like how many times you've had sex. Obviously infinity would be the closest. Okay. Let's see what we've got going on here. I can't keep up with the infinity. It's not. No. Just honest. No, you've had sex. Just honest. Five times. No, I've had more than five. Okay, Ro. What's your number? We'll go with the 10. We'll go with the 10. Hold on. Less than 20, more than 10. I'm sorry. There's a vibrator going off somewhere. There is. I think it's working. We have no idea where it is. Where is it? I hear it. I hear it. I hooked the keys up, and that one over there is vibrating. Oh, it's so funny. All right. Find the one over there then. But there is a vibrator going off right now. If this was airport security, we'd be screwed. We would be so screwed. The one that... Somebody switched the lights on. Somebody switched the rings up because this ring works with the one across the room, not the one it came with. That would be a real surprise if you were... As long as it's working, let's hook up the ring with the master ring. Oh, yeah. You're going to have fun, Brittany. You're going to love this one. It sounds amazing. God, I can't wait. What the hell is it? I know. It's powerful for a little thing. Yeah, right? It does. All right. We're going to give one point to Brittany for that round of the sexual fun quiz. What is Jake? Jake doesn't get a point? Because he don't think he's honest. No, what Jake gets is punished. Oh, that's good. You're going to want that. Brittany, you get to choose any way you'd like to punish Jake. Oh. What would you like to do? I'm looking around for stuff to use. Okay, go in the bin that Stevie's playing in. Here's that little poker you had last time. Go into the bin that Stevie's in, that big one. I don't remember what it was called. That wheel thing or something. That's the wild bin. She's going to pick something out. Brittany Amber. Stevie's on technical alert. Uh-oh. Wearing a tight little... That means this ring doesn't hurt. Like a yoga top. Little hot pink. Really, really tight pants. You should not walk through downtown here. Oh, belly showing. That's danger. He's coming out looking so fucking sexy. Anything in that giant bin will be a toy that you can use to punish Jake. I will punish you. Oh, my God, Jake. Brittany has gone for the giant strap-on dildo. Don't know... Jake, are you okay? We're going with it. We do have a safe word, and you're welcome to use it. Rumpelstiltskin is a safe word. We never want anyone to leave here unhappy. That's our safe word. And so at any point in time, I would be saving it right now if I were you, but I don't know what she's going to do. I have no idea. What's going to happen? I don't even know either. I just... You're going to get smacked in the face. Really uncomfortable. Oh! A big dick. It's never been in a pussy. It's okay. How does it feel? It doesn't make it much better. How does it feel? How does it feel? It doesn't feel good. I know. Stop doing it, Jake. Stop doing it to women. How about, Jake, when there's a beautiful, long, blonde beach... It made it feel so much better. Long, blonde beach babe smacking you in the mouth with her penis. I made it a little better. I want you to know, Brittany, again, is up for the co-hosting job, so she's going all out today. She went so... It was great. It made me go... Wait, wait, wait. I made it. What's the co-hosting job? Yeah, you got another point. Is that me? Is that me getting another point? I am confused. It will be... She will be, if the fans vote in her... Right now, she's in the lead. Oh, no. And we've got one more week. You got another point for me. And then another point... Jenny, write down another point. We've just got another vote for Brittany Amber. So what's happening... I vote for her too, and she just smoked... You know, hit me in the face. I'm okay. With the wiener. With the wiener. With the wiener, yes. With the coxie. All right, so what's happening is she's going to be on her best behavior today because she really wants the job, and she wants her fans to know she's into the show. Jake, you've got a dick print on your forehead. Yes, I'm about to. Okay. I mean... It's up to you on that. And I don't think it was from Brittany. Okay. Okay. Did you... It's been a long day. Did you run into the homeless guy that I did downstairs? Because he followed me all the way to 7-Eleven. I mean, he looked like a classy homeless man, so what am I going to do? He did say he's like, where are you going? I like the one that's over at... What's the cake place that I like? Oh, Louis XIV. Louis. Louis. I like the guy that's in Louis that wears the sweatpants that are down around the bottom of his ass cheeks. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. Inside of Louis, and he goes to the garbage cans, and he's got... I swear to God, I'm not joking, the finest little tight ass ever. It's... Oh, yeah, it's very shapely. It's nice. It's not as nice as my man's, but it's damn fucking close. Close. Damn fucking close. Brittany Amber, do you have the vibrator in your pocket? Yeah, I got it in there. Should it be far back in there, deep? Put it in there deep. Okay. Wherever you can get it. Wherever you can get it. It's got a string in there that's... I like how she's like... It's meant to put it all the way up inside. Do you think that it should be up there? I put it up beyond. It's your comfort zone. Can you get it behind your G-spot? Yeah, I'm trying to get... Make sure you get it out. Oh, out. There's a string. Oh, yeah, I got the condom. Yeah, the condom, too, is like an extension. Oh. Yeah, we're all good. Okay, yeah. We are all good. Okay. She looked like she was doing math problems when she was trying to pop it in. Did you put a condom on it? Jake, do you want to make that a pinky ring? Did you put a condom on it? Oh, yeah. No, we keep condoms around here. We're very safe sex, but it's brand new. Yeah, oh, yeah. I was thinking it would be easy to pull it out. Pull it out. All right, so Brittany Ember is now engaged. Whenever you're ready, Jake has the remote control on his finger from the ScreamingO.com. What's it called, Stevie? What's the name? Master Ring? Master Ring. The Master Ring. So during... Just press the top of the Master Ring? Just press the button. Just press the top anytime you want. I think it's working. And it changes. It's good? And it changes? And there's different speeds? Now, is it on right now? It's on. I stopped pressing. Yeah, yeah, it's on. It's cool. I wish I had something on my clit, though, too. We can arrange that. Oh, yeah. We can arrange that. Wait till you win the next prize. Right now, you're in the lead. Oh. Is it on right now? I have to put something else... Because I hear it. Yeah, no, it's on. Oh, you hear it? That's coming through her pussy. Oh, wow. I can hear it in the mic as well. Can you hear it? Uh-huh. Hear it? I don't know. I can hear it. I can hear it through my body. All right, only two more questions, and then we're gonna take a break. Okay. Jake and Brittany playing for points right now. Jake, I've lost my glasses, and so I can't tell you what... What? What did I do with my glasses? Maybe check Amber's vagina. Oh, they're down there. They're down there. How'd they get down there? Where? Oh, you're sitting on them. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm gonna throw that shit. I got so excited. I don't even have a vibrator in my face. I'm gonna throw that shit around. All right. The next question. Jake, have you had sex over five times in one day? With somebody. Yes. Yes. No, but it came close. No. So yes. Yes. Yes. Over 10. No. Yes. With different people. No. All right. So yes. With another person. All right. You could have touched yourself five times in one day. And that would count. That would count. It doesn't say not. That's not what I'm saying, okay? Making sweet, sweet love with your hands. And with poma. You never heard that. Brittany Amber, have you had sex over five times in one day? Yeah. Yeah. She's like, infinity. Over ten? Infinity. Over ten? Over ten? Over ten people in one day. Well, I used to work at the Bunny Ranch. So, I mean, probably had ten guys. I mean, the most guys in one day was eight guys. Whoa, the famous Bunny Ranch? The famous Bunny Ranch. I've seen that on HBO. Yeah, no, I know. It was like before I started working. That's actually got me in the industry. I worked as a hotel auditor. And we had HBO. It worked 11 to 7. So, we had, you know, late night HBO shows on. I used to watch the show every night. I was like, oh, my God, this looks so awesome. All these girls are having all this fun, making all this money. I was like, I got to get in on this. And I said. Dennis, an email. And he got back to me in two days. Oh, wow. With all the information. I thought it was such a long shot. Yes. And I was in like that a week later. He flew me up there. Amber, do they give you room and board? It's Brittany. Oh, I'm sorry. Brittany Amber. That's my real name. Yeah. Oh, it is? Yeah. So, yeah, you're right. You're more right than you knew. Never mind. But, yeah, well, if you make a certain amount of money a day, then you get free room and board. I don't know if it's changed because it's been years since I've been there. But it's $1,000 a day if you at least book that. Room and board. If you don't, then it's $20 a day. $20? Yeah. Oh, it's nothing. $1,020. You know. A little difference. So, if you don't book anything that day, you only got to pay $20. So, you've got a place to stay. And I hear it's really nice. You know, yeah. It's all right. They did. Before I went back. Before I started working there, they did a remodel on it. They called it the facelift. They had a whole new thing put on the front. So, the front looks really nice. But it's still like a manufactured home. Trailer thing kind of, you know. Do they have a cafeteria? No, they have a small kitchen. You'd think that they'd have a big cafeteria, but they don't. So, did you get fed or no? You got to bring your own food. But a lot of girls ordered in food. Do they have a restaurant? Well, he actually owned a restaurant that was across the street. Well, it's like down the road and across the street that they used to cater food over. But, I don't know. A lot of girls didn't go for that food. Now, have you ever been... Oh, sorry. A little bit closer. Have you ever been to the... Now, I'm not knocking the Bunny Rancher. I love Dennis. Love the Bunny Rancher. Mm-hmm. Have you ever been to the... Have you ever been to the Mustang Ranch? No, I've heard about it. Yeah, because that was actually one of the more famous ones, I guess, even before the Bunny Ranch. Before the... And the reason I bring it up is because we just had on yesterday one of the girls from the Bunny Ranch, Erica Loren, or not the Bunny Ranch, but the Mustang Ranch. Oh. And she said that the rooms are fabulous. They've got a full kitchen. They've got a bar. They've got a restaurant. Wait. They've got... I would think that the Mustang Ranch would be the dudes. Well, no. No. They redid the Mustang Ranch because they closed it first for like... Tax fraud and all this crap. And they closed it and they reopened it again. Years ago, they reopened it. I know. Sex and tax fraud. I didn't think they'd go hand in hand. Go for the... Don't even... It's rare. It's really, really rare. It happened under these circumstances. It's unfortunate, but it did happen. Mm-hmm. But that's what I heard, though. The same thing is that, yeah, because that place is a brand new place that they have. It's really amazing, nice. They have chefs and this and that. Yes. Some of these places actually have like nail places and salons and stuff inside and restaurants. But no, the Bunny Ranch doesn't like that. I mean, that's actually... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the most famous one because of the show, but it's actually all hooked up like a lot of those places are. Well, if you want, I know the people over at the Mustang Ranch and I've heard nothing but good things. They've actually offered to fly me up and let Nick and I come up and stay. Oh, and they were going to fly you up too? And what I want to do is I want a day where all I have is just girls licking my pussy. I just want to lay there. I don't want to do anything. And then the biggest effort I want to make is I look up and watch my man getting his dick sucked. That's all I want to do. The effort that I want to put in. I want to lay there and just orgasm. Or after orgasm. I want different girls. I want them lined up to lick my... I want my own like fluff line. Fluff line. Ginger's fluff line. You can get that at Walmart, I think. You know what? I could get that if I wanted it here, but there's something about going up there and it's just these nasty, wonderful, beautiful, sexy women that are taking care of me. That's their job is to take care of me. Yeah. And I'm like a perv. I'm like a dude sometimes. And I'm just going, I know. It's hard to believe. It's hard to believe. It's hard to believe. We're coming back in just a minute. We're not done. We just started our quiz. The only one that has a point is Brittany. And she's got two. I'm sorry. You've got a yes, which was very much worth the effort. She got a point, buddy. But Brittany has got Brittany. You're going to have another mushroom stamp on your forehead. Don't worry. The next game is not... It's open to everybody. Okay. Sure. Sure. It won't be one that you go, well, I'm not as experienced as Brittany is. So don't worry. We've got you covered. I like when he loses, though. I'm not against it. Is this ring? I like when he loses. That's what I want to know. Is the ring... It's working. I wish I had one on my clit, too. We're going to hook you up. I promise. I would have been like, oh, I like that. Maybe we should give Brittany a prize now. Yeah. You know what? Let's give Brittany... There's a prize in the front, in the back of the bucket facing me. It's the one that's closest. What it is, is a... It's a vibrator from Cal Exotics. It's a G-Spot vibrator. Now, it will work on your clit. So we'll get that hooked up. We'll make sure you have batteries in it. We're coming right back with Dewey Bratcher, Jake Maron, Ro Delegrazi, Stevie. Amber, Brittany, Amber, and Ginger Lynn. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to The Crack on Blame It on Ginger. Woo! Woo! Okay. Okay. I got it. Ah. Ah. I'm a little dumb. I can't even seem to get by. And I wonder if I care anymore. I keep on to know it's never gonna be enough time. No, I don't think I can bear it anymore. All the sun falls and comes to know it's right. Day. Sunny. Day. I keep fucking up. I scratch it all the way to the floor. Your bedroom is so close. Well, the door is gonna close. And we stand in the rain every day. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. They live to be spelled out Cause we just got ready And now guitar solo No hands writing No days Sunny days Baby Turn the pitch About the clouds You've been Just got to win guitar solo Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Monday with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask? That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn. and Nina Hartley. I don't want to live like this no more, my baby. I never meant to hurt you more than I had to. Even though you're growing up Everyone has been so cold Even now I'm on my own I hope you feel at home I hope you feel at home I hope you feel at home much to let this boy into your heart it's just a baby for every deed to one in kind unless they're not from this line is this the place where i learn i can't change your mind to give the one that i still feel because i don't wanna live like this no more my baby i never meant to hurt you more than i had to you know you've never lost no help no answer Noel So please don't let this hurt you more than you Oh yeah, I know. You can't take me anywhere. I am Ginger Lynn. I hope they don't put this on at the bank right now. Oh, you're listening to Blame It on Ginger. Yeah, my boyfriend works at a bank. I hope they're like, let's check out Ro's show. Put it on the computer. I hope you're fired. Okay. With Rose Algarazi. And Stevie. And Brittany Amber. And Jake Maron. And Dewey Bratcher. Dewey, welcome. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Now, what we're going to do here, we're going to play a little guessing game. Brittany Amber is going to do a little show for us. It's going to be very quiet. I will describe what I'm seeing. We can all take turns to describe what we're seeing. But it is a soundless show. And it's just to welcome you. Make you feel comfortable. Make you happy to be here. Brittany, are you ready? I'm ready. We can make this a new fetish or something. It's silent. It's silent sex. Silent sex. I was going to say, it's the other thing. Silent sex. All right. Should I take my vagina out? Yeah, take your pussy out, baby. Are you kidding me? Get that sweet thing out. Get my vagina out. That's not something you hear a lot of. Let me help you. Oh, yeah, I know. You haven't given me the attention yet. Let me help you, pretty girl. I'm rubbing my hair. I'm rubbing my hair. I'm rubbing my hair. I'm rubbing my hair. I'm rubbing my hands. I saw this happen on the subway today. But a lot less attractive women. You have to have both people participate. In this case, Brittany's actually into it, and it wasn't just a grope. Like ginger on me. Just getting everything ready here. There's the clit. Just found the clit. I'm doing the thing with my thumb, but I can pop it with my thumb. I know. I feel that. I love that. Wait a second. Are you touching it? I'm touching the vibrator? No, I'm touching her clit. No, I don't even need the vibrator now. No, I'm on the phone. So the ring is useless. I'm done with this. I mean, you just killed Jake's whole momentum. You know, this is like some bomb ass. He was so excited. I'm sorry. He's like, this is amazing. No, it's gonna be better. You're in the corner. I'm fine. I've got control. And then all of a sudden, Ginger swoops in and just. This is like bomb ass Discovery Channel. Hey, if I've got a girl that's gonna let me touch her pussy, I'm going for it. Go for it. Are you kidding me? Wouldn't you? Yes. Jake would not stop you right now. Not just. Oh, Siri's talking. What? Is Siri talking to you? She has her phone on, and Siri just said, I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. Siri, we're looking for women on women. Siri's like, say what? Siri, show me women on women. I'm sorry, I don't know what that means. Show me women on women. Siri's a possessive bitch. She's looking. Oh, thank God. But we got the. She's looking at you two. Oh. Yeah. Siri's a freak. It's a little ways from you. Let's go. Okay. Okay. There's a little. Snatching women on women. It's a little, a little ways away from you. Wow. Wow. So I'm saying we're about as close as we can be. Brittany very quiet over there. I'm. She's sitting there with no pants on. I took her hot pink, Victoria's Secret pink sweat tights off. No panties. Exposed her beautiful pussy. No panties whatsoever. A shaved, perfect, sweet pussy. Inside of that beautiful, sweet, shaved, perfect pussy. Is heaven. Is heaven. The Garden of Eden. And a finger. What is it called? A finger. A finger. A ring. Ring master. The ring master. The ring master. The ring master is inside. Jake has the ring. I think he gave it out. Yeah. It's still there. Now it's going. Oh, it's been going the whole time. Oh, it's been going the whole time. But then you gotta stop it and then start it. I love how this Zuni pulse thing is so good. I usually don't like the pulse. Is it a good pulse? But yeah, this is a nice pulse. I usually don't like it. I like it. Like. Hitachi. You know, hard and fast. But this is nice. I like her. I like her. Vibrant. That's how I like it. That's how I like it. Like a lawnmower. Like a fucking. Yeah. Like a pirate. Like a pirate. Like a pirate. That's my like. She's creating words. This is kind of fun. She's creating words. Somebody in the alley. Doing what you missed while you were gone. Brittany is going to continue to do her thing here. We're going to go around the room. Now this is a continuation of the same game, only different. Oh yeah. I'm going to give you a question. There's going to be a fill in the blank answer. And then we will vote on whether or not you gave one that we think is acceptable or not. And if you get it right, you get a point. Okay. If you get it wrong, the other. If you get it wrong, you don't get a point. And you get punished. And you get punished. And Brittany is doing the punishing. So everyone will be punished today. We go around the room. And then at the end, the person with the most points is pleasured by everyone else and given a prize. I want Stevie included. Stevie is included. Yeah. He likes toes. Stevie's got a thing for toes. Black people don't pull their feet out. We don't do that. I love toes. You do? He really does. He's got a big thing for toes. You don't want to do that. You don't want to pull your feet out? No. Black people don't do that. What about your thumbs? They're already out. They're already out. There you go. They're already out. We'll make it work. I'm sure that Stevie can find something to do with your thumb if he decides to pleasure you. Bring it. He may just massage your ears, baby. You don't know. It could be anything. That's nice. That's nice. I'm ready. That ear massage. Yeah. An ear massage. Not only knows what's going to happen here. It's a lot less than what he did last night. Can I just say how calm? I know. I know. I know. Whitney is over there doing her thing now when you see the right face. I'm getting kicked off. No. I'm just trying to be a good girl. Yes. Remember. I'm a good changer. Are you having a good time? Yeah. It's nice. Did you get there yet? That's what I was thinking. How should I let you know? Be like, something's happening. Oh, you know what? We need a word for her. Maybe. Bubblegum. Bubblegum. Yeah. Bubblegum. Bubblegum. Okay. When you're ready, just start bubble. Or different brands of bubblegum. But not so much breath. Bubblegum. Not so much breath. Bubblegum. You're getting kicked off again. Not so much breath. Not so much breath. We're talking about a... I know, but they... Screen deposition. Bubblegum. Double bubblegum. Bubblegum. Bubblegum. Sounds like orgasm. I'm going to blow the first one. Brain chew. Baskin Robbins. Baskin. 31 Brains. All right. Just go into any candy, any sweet, any treat. Just mention all the treats and sweets and things that you can think of. Bunch of cronies. And we'll know. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Bunch of cronies. Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth? Baby Ruth. That sounds... She sounds... That's going in a different... Ro, Ro. You just killed the whole thing now. And what's really funny is yesterday I had an Almond Joy bar up my ass. You did? You did. Up your butt? We play a game here called Guess What's Up Ginger's Ass Where I Blindfold You. But wait a second. What if it gets stuck and then suctioned up and then... And it ends up in your colon? It comes out eventually. It would dissolve. No, it... You absorb it. It'll... There's only one way it could go. It's not going to go up. No. It does up the butt. There's a stopper at the top of your butt in there. There's a stopper. There's a stopper. Things go down. No, I know. Once the stuff goes through that little stopper, it doesn't go back up. But listen. Here's what happens. You have poo-poo in your belly. My cousin is an ER doctor. Okay? And he had to intern. So do I. I see. I've seen those shows. I'm not breaking. I'm not breaking. Do you think my father likes saying my daughter's a comedian when my cousin is an ER doctor? No. Oh, God. You guys so much... Wait. Tell her you're on Blame It on Ginger. Oh, yeah. You know what? That'll make it better. You know what he said when I said, Dad, I'm doing... With a couple porn stars. I told you. When he goes, who's the porn star? I go, Christy Candy's the old broad. Oh. You knew exactly. Don't tell Christy. Oh, and Ginger Lynn, the blonde. Okay, Dad. Okay. Okay. Yes, I'm blonde. Yeah, you can't. You know what I'm saying? That's how you're always conceived. I'm watching those. You tell him I've seen all their work. Okay. So, listen. He was doing a residency in South Beach in Miami. Okay. Okay. So, you know what you get when you're down there. I mean, guys stick things up their butt all the time. Wow. Is that a Miami kind of thing? It's kind of... South Beach? It's kind of... Right? Stevie? I didn't know. I didn't know. Is South Beach known for that? I was in South Beach once, but I was babysitting a girl that was... Rolling on ecstasy and... You were babysitting a kid? Was it a kid rolling on ecstasy? I was staying with Al Goldstein and I... Oh, that guy. Okay. That makes sense. Al Goldstein. Oh, sorry. Is that a slight to Jews? Is that what that is? Is that what it is? I don't know. I was staying with him. He sent me and this girl in a limo. It was really nice. Down so we could see South Beach and go run around the clubs and everything. Of course. And in the middle of the club, she looks at me. She goes, you have to watch me. And I was like, why? And she's like, you're like a big girl. And she's like, well, because I'm rolling on ecstasy right now. I don't know what ecstasy is. So I'm thinking, oh my God, she could die right now while I'm like watching her. So I'm like trying to make sure she's still breathing and everything. She's trying to tickle you. Yeah. We never got to the point... I don't care if you're gay. I want to suck your dick. I love dick. It doesn't matter. Because I was watching her, I wasn't able to see everything that people were sticking in their butts. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, they're sticking a lot. They're sticking a lot. I've seen the shows. Yeah, you've seen the show, right? Where they have all this crazy stuff they put up there. Vibrators. Glass jars that have crushed inside of people's anuses and stuff. This is a South Beach thing. No, it's not. It's just shows. I guess people are doing it everywhere. Medical. Yeah. It's a new thing. And he said that a guy stuck a vibrator. I'm thinking, I don't want to go if that's like, if it's butt having. No, you can't. You'll get stuff stuck up your butt. I love stuff stuck up my butt, but I like to choose it myself. No, but he's got to get it out. Look, the recession made dudes frustrated, so shit is just a while. I put shit up my butt. No, I don't. I put things up my butt all the time. An almond cure. An almond cure. So what's the problem? I don't understand the problem. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes. I think they're doing something. I think they're doing something. I think that they're on speed because guys on speed stick crazy things in their butts. Oh, yeah. Is that a speed thing? It's like something. It's like something. Even straight guys. Speed and selfish. They do speed, and if they're not having sex, they're sticking, I don't know what it is. Just a little tip. They want to stick things in their butts. I don't know if it itches or what, or if they just- It itches. I don't know. It's called a baby wipe. You're a baby wipe. It's a baby wipe. No, I'm just like, I don't know what it- If your butt itches, grab a butt wipe. We need to look that up. It's a one-wipe Charlie's. Is there anything online about the connection between crystal meth or something and sticking things in one's butt? Oh, yeah. Could you look that up? Yeah, let's find out if we can find any information on that. How do we get on candy bars? I don't know. We just- Oh, because we're waiting for a bubble gum, and you're- Oh, yeah. You're going to like a safe word. And she's just- Thank you, Jake. I'm waiting. Thank you. I remembered. I remember. Jake is over there going, when's the fucking bubble gum going to come? Yeah. You're in Jake's mental bank right now. There's nothing right here. I don't need to have a mental bank. All right. Are we distracting you? Yeah. I'm so sorry. Oh, you're distracting me. That's why I haven't done something yet. That's why I haven't, you know. All right. Here's the first question. Jake, for your first point, Brittany is already winning. She has two points just because she does. And look at her. Come on. She deserves two points. Look at me. Look at me. I look like- Hey. This doesn't feel good. I'm in there. Bubble gum. Remember. If you need me to pause, you can yell pause and then bubble gum. Yeah. And then we'll- And we'll just- Stop whatever we're doing. Okay. All right. But no noises. All right. Let's do this very quietly. Okay. I can just do that. See? That was my problem all along. There you go. Dewey. Dewey. Scientists are unsure. It's Dewey or Jake. I'm asking Dewey. Okay. Okay. That's Dewey. Dewey. Not Jake. I thought I heard Dewey. No. Dewey. I'm asking Dewey. I actually have some friends that call me Dewey. It looks like it's appropriate. I'm asking Dewey. It's appropriate. Hey, guys. Hey, Dewey. Thanks. Scientists are unsure why humans have what, but they theorize that it traps secretions that hold pheromones or sexual scents. What do humans hair? Wait a second. Hold on. You just gave away the whole thing. I know. But Dewey wasn't paying attention. Scientists are unsure why humans have what, but they theorize that the secretion of hair is a secretion that holds pheromones or sexual scents. What do humans have that scientists aren't sure why we have it? A taint? No. That's a good answer. That's a very good answer. Is that your answer? Well, that doesn't hold anything, though. You're right. It doesn't have a cup or anything. It doesn't have a freaking cup. No, it doesn't. It holds a scent. It's something that's on your body. We don't even know. We don't even know why it's there. All it really does is hold scents. Navel? No. That's another good answer. I like your answer. Pubic hair. Pubic hair. Pubic hair. I was going to say hair. Hair. Yeah, there's no real reason to have it. I should have. I totally ignored your clues. I know. I said pubic and hair. You did. She actually said the answer. You know. Instead of hair, she said hair. If you had eyes on the prize, buddy, and not on Brittany Amber, eyes on the prize, and you would have gotten it. Brittany, are you able to punish and pleasure at the same time? I'm. I'm pleasuring. You're close. Okay, we want to interrupt you. Oh, you're asking me why we do something now? Take your time. No. No, take your time. We're just going to give a little point up here for punishment. Do we just remember we owe you one punishment. Is this the punishment? That's coming up. No, that's even better. That's coming up. I'm still owed another punishment. We're almost there. It's a very short game. You would go all the way from San Diego, so he should get punished. He's going to. He's got one punishment point already. Yeah, buddy. And there's another game coming up. All right. You're screwed. All right. All right. Going on to Jake. Jake. Yes. Blank. The goddess of sexual intercourse emerged from the foaming semen of her father's castrated testicles. Who is the goddess of sexual intercourse? Okay, you should know this. Ginger Lynn. Whoa. Good answer. I'm pointing for that. Good answer. Brown answer. Brilliant. I was going to say. Brilliant. Stevie, can you hand me a pen? Good answer. Brilliant, buddy. Brilliant. Brilliant. That was good. Do you book shows, Ginger? Is that why you got that? I can tell you. You better get some ladies for that. I hope, Dewey. I hope. Don't worry, Dewey. You're actually getting punished next, which is better than if you're going to get that. I should have just thrown it in. You should have just, yeah. One little Dewey punishment. Wow. All right. One little dot for Dewey. Coconut is for Dewey. That, my friend, you should use that line. Oh, you are the goddess. And you go pick up the chicks. All the chicks. All those chicks. I'm telling you. Bro. When you do Hooters. Right. That's where he does his show. I do do shows at Hooters. Do you do? Common shows, yeah. Oh, that's brilliant. Can we come and see you? You could come anytime. I do those a few times a week. She does come anytime. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. I actually do show up at the, when we have guests on the air and you tell me where you're going to be. Yeah, she does. Nick and I do go out and we do see the shows. Hooters on Hollywood Boulevard. You could come. When we get done, let's exchange numbers and we'll get all the info. Dewey, what have you got coming up that I can come and see you? Tonight, I'm at the Oyster House on Moore Park. Oh, really? The Oyster House on Moore Park. It's a fun little booth. Fabulous. Have you been there? No, but I've started. She's got a bubble gum. Bubble gum. But not in the terms of iTunes. Oh. That's not a funky way. That was me. That was me. Sorry. We've got a little bird in the studio. I was about to sing a theme to Frozen. Hershey kisses. She threw it away. She threw it down. I'm done with this. Get it away. Brittany Amber. Who is this? Loving the chocolates. Loving the candy. That sounded like a little bird. Tossing the toy around the room. That was great. You're welcome to keep that toy and take it home with you if you like it. Oh, that one too? They're brand new. Yeah, absolutely. Anything that you like, you get to keep. I actually really like that last one. Yeah, and it's meant for your G-spot. So if you ever were to decide to have a real orgasm, you wanted to put it inside. So the rule is anything you put inside of you, you get to keep. Not necessarily. No, that's not. We give you other choices too. Pardon me. I thought. We give you other choices. Now, do you have time right now, Brittany Amber, to punish Dewey? Um, yeah. Dewey has been. Are you still a little bit frustrated or flustered? That's what I meant. I'm frustrated. She's flustered. Flustered. I thought Stevie was going to do it, but hey. All right. No, not this one. No, you're on this one. No, you're on this one. No, you're on this one. No, you're on this one. No, you're on this one. Pleasure comes from Stevie. All of the punishments. Oh, God. All of the punishments come from you. I've been bombing on my pleasures lately. Oh, we're keeping score here. You don't want to hear Stevie's experiences. Going in the bin. Grinder on grinder. Looking for something. Oh. He's pulling out the giant purple dildo. Going back through. Looking for something. Is that a girl? Big green one. All right. We've got a lot of dildos in the bin today, Stevie. I don't know why, but. I didn't pull that. You don't have to use a toy. Jenny made that box. No, no, no. You can just go in and punish. All right. Uh-oh. Going in. Uh-oh. Ah! Wait, Willie. Oh, no. That was gross. And she didn't wash her hands. I'm just reminding you. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I got a wet willy from a porn star. Yeah, buddy. I've never washed that ear again. Wait until you get the pleasure part of it. That's the punishment. The pleasure, I'm thinking titties on your back, something, if you win. But he's doing the pleasure. Well, I've been staring at him for a second. No, everybody is. Oh, well, then that's what I'm talking about. You get all of us joining in. Whoever wins, whoever gets the most points, we all pleasure that person. I like it. I'm going to use the feather duster. It's a good game. It's a good game. The feather duster, like on a... No, it goes in your mouth. Oh, I thought it was like on a strap-on. No, it's a bit that goes in your mouth and around the back of your head, and then you have to dust my shit. Dust my shit. Dust my shit. I know, I know. You can't take me anywhere. All right, Roe Delegrazie. Oh. What word means sheath or scabbard in Latin? Suggesting that love and war have been connected for thousands of years. What word means... It says sheath or scabbard in Latin. What's a scabbard? I don't know. That's the question. Don't you... Oh, what's that thing called? What's that thing called? You have one. I have one? Yes. Wait a second. Does everybody have one? No. Only the girls. Yes. Oh, let's see. Oh, that's a clitoris. No! No! What do you mean? It's your vagina. Same thing. Duh. A same thing. A same thing. Who said same thing, Jake? No, that was not me. I know the difference. You think your vagina and your clit are the same thing, Roe Delegrazie? No, but I figured I'd just throw it out there. She's feeling so shamed right now. Are you just going to throw your vagina out there? It's like she's let her mentor down. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry, the feminine race. No point for Roe. Punishment for Roe. Brittany Everett, what is Roe going to get? Oh, my God. Do you want me to punish? Do you want me to put a little penis in my ear? I'm ready on a mean thing, but I don't know. No, don't. Oh, I can punish her. I keep everything inside. You want me to leave an idea. I don't keep anything out. I'm going to smother her with my tits. Oh, my God! You don't want Brittany Everett to smother her, taking off her glasses. Brittany Everett doing the titty wiggle, jiggle, juggle on Roe. Oh, my God. Stop it, Roe. I got a wet willy. Stop it, Roe. Oh, my God. I just got beat up by boobs. Have you ever? The left and the right and the left and the right and the left. I feel so short-changed. Brittany Everett showed no mercy. I know. Me too. Thank God my glasses were off. They would have been broken. Yeah, yeah. See, I thought of that. Those are massive, amazing titties. We're going to take a quick phone call from Christopher. Hi, Christopher. You're on the air. I cannot believe that. I'm calling in for Brittany to vote for Tuesday nights. I'm going to call again. You're voting for Brittany again. Another point for Brittany for Tuesday nights. Thank you so much. All right. Oh, Christopher, you know what? Brittany is by far in the lead at this point in time. She's an amazing person. She's the best for the position. I think she's fantastic. Everybody loves her. We've got her in today on another host day just because we love her and everybody else loves her as well. So we're giving her a few more opportunities. To come in and play with us. I know. I love it. Thank you, guys. And thank you, Christopher, so much. She's going to get more of her fans to like her because she's a real Brittany. You're going to get to know much more of her here. This is going to be fabulous. Brittany is absolutely amazing. Thank you for your vote, Christopher. Bye, Christopher. Thank you so much. Bye, baby. All right. Keeping going with the game here. Moving around the room. We are going on to Stevie. Stevie. Stevie. I have to ask something. You know I'm asking you. You're not asking anything, baby. I'm in the lead today. You have some boobs in your face. The word blank is Latin for blank. Whoa. That's a little. Hamburger is Latin for hamburger. And is probably also from the Old English phyasi, meaning progeny or offspring. What word do you think of that would be the word for progeny or offspring? Is this multiple choice? No. Oh. The word blank is Latin for what? Rug rat. There you go. You are so fucking wrong. Yeah. See? The word penis is Latin for tail. I feel like we got cheating on her. That was a true question right there. Wait. There was something about. That's like a SAT question. Chronology. Wait. Yeah. No. Sorry. No point. Okay. Brittany, you're trying to punish Stevie. Huh? Oh, another one. Going back in. Yes, you are the punisher. Okay. Brittany is so beautiful and so sweet and so tiny and sexy. That I love seeing her try to beat up on people. That is louder and tinier than me. That is louder and tinier than me. I'm gonna hug you to death. Did you hug you? Oh, yes. I'm not kidding. Again, she got the ear. That's a wet willy. I got a wet willy. No hug, no titties on the face. Got that wet willy. How do you guys feel about that? I feel like I'm getting pumped back. You got a heart with your titties. You got a dick on your face. You got a wet willy. I got boobs. And he got a hug. We're gonna take it back. I would have liked a dick on the face. Those were some mama bear hugs. Like you said, I stabbed him with my titties. That's the punishment there. That's the punishment. They were evil titties. Just stab him away. They really will get you. Stab him away. Right now, the lead is still taken by Brittany. Jake is in second place. We've only got a couple more questions to go. We're gonna take a quick break. Jake's ready to get them wrong. I wanna thank the Screaming O. We love your products. Right now, Brittany Amber is wearing the Ringmaster vibrator. He just turned it off, I think. That's cool. Turn it back on. It has to start talking. Turn it back on. There you go. Did it die? It might have died. Did it die? No, it'll work back. It's working, isn't it? Uh-uh. As soon as you said that. Yes, it is. There it goes. Yeah, it's working now, right? I don't feel it. Maybe that's turning on me. Yes, you do. How can you? I don't. It feels great. Wait a minute. It's in my hands. Wink, wink. It's wonderful. It's the Master Ring. It is a vibrator that goes inside of your pussy. It's got a string that's attached. It's very powerful. So it's wonderful to have something on the outside of your clit while this is inside. You give the ring to your partner. Your partner can make it start and stop and start and stop. And I've done this with my boyfriend, with Nick, out in public. We've done it at restaurants. We've actually given the ring to waitresses and people. We did this at Shutter's. At Joe's Crab Shack? No, at Shutter's in Santa Monica. Oh, fancy. No, we went to a nice place. So you're going to love the Master Ring. It gives you complete control. Over your partner. Go to the screamingo.com. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. The offer code is GINGER20 to get 20% off. We will be right back on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. 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We'll be right back. are more likely to what than people living alone masturbate yes point for take now a way tie all right we're going back to Brittany yeah all right this is a big tiebreaker this is it the tiebreaker not the deal breaker all right Brittany amber for men seeking penile enlargement surgery guys listen up is about one inch when flaccid and a half an inch with when erect wait so the wait wait what so for men that they get they get that the average gain in size is one inch when you're when you're soft it's a half an inch when you're hard what I want to know is what percentage of men are seeking penile enlargement surgery of men who get the surgery are dissatisfied with the result gosh I mean you only get an inch you get a half an inch when you're hard you only get an inch if you're soft less when it's hard and when it gets hard yeah I guess it must be what would be the point so what percentage of men do you think are dissatisfied with the surgery they still do this you know what there are penile you know so yeah they do you know there's a lot of men who have issues I've been seeing pictures of men that have like a mushroom you know and there's a bunny ranch I've literally had to set a condom on top of a dick like that yes and the thing is that if you've got that that type of of an issue an inch is gonna be huge for you yeah so yeah I don't think six inches at 110 I think it's men that really need it yeah and we're asking about the men that are dissatisfied not the women because I've been seeing them for like a month now because I've been seeing them for like a women that are dissatisfied. Oh, I know. I'm like, no. 99.9% women are dissatisfied. That's not the question. It's a percentage that ends in a five. I'll give you a hint. It ends in a five. It's over 50 and it ends in a five. I think it's 95. 65. Ooh, I say 95. You are right. Whoa. It's 65%. Oh, my God. Is that on Snapplecap? That's some bullshit. Because that's amazing. What neighborhood do you live in? Look at that. There's 65%. Oh, my God. I know. Wow. And it's official. Brittany is the winner. She just scored the third point. She's the winner. That means that we all have to pleasure Brittany. Oh, wow. We all have to take turns pleasuring her. Brittany, what would you like to wear for this? What do you mean? Is there a choice? No, I'm thinking nothing. Nothing. Yeah. Are you up for that? If you're not, you can say Rumpelstiltskin. It's a safe word. All right. Brittany. The pants are off. She's not going to say Rumpelstiltskin. She's already. I'm sorry. Before I get there. Brittany has an amazing ass. Oh, my God. Is she not fucking fantastic? And I love my job. Can I vote for Brittany? Yay! I know I get this stuff now, too. Good. All right. Put me down for a point. All right. The body is out. I'm going in first for the punishment. I'm just going. I thought it was a pleasure. Oh, yes. Yes. Either way. Depends on your perspective. What the hell is that, Judy Grin? Uh-oh. Ginger's. I'm going in. Yes, I just. You know what? Bubble gum, too. Bubble gum. It's got to be another word like. Take that. Ro, you got to do exactly what she did. Oh, Julie. How dare you? I'm going to give an aggressive hug. That's the most I'm going to do. All right. Jake and Julie have to go in. They got to go. You go first, Ro. We got to see. Ro, come on. I'm just going to give a hug. Ro, it's a circle here. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You got to do it. Okay. I'll give a hug. You got to do it. You got to do it. It's part of what we do here on Blame It on Ginger. Ro De La Grazi. Want a hug? Okay. Getting pleasure. All right. You got titties. Stevie, go in and give a little bit of love to Brittany Amber. You can do it. I know it's a girl, but it's fine. His face got sore. I know. Oh, my gosh. Massage her hand. It doesn't matter. You know, kiss her ear. I don't care. Is something nice? Let me get a photo of it. Pinch her cheek. Pinch her cheek. All right. Stevie's going in. Why don't you guys do a selfie? Oh, I know. I'll just rub her back. Okay. Okay. You look so uncomfortable. Wait a minute. So Stevie's... That was a nice little massage. Yay. That was awesome. Now I get it. See, now had you won, you would have been pleasured by Stevie as well as everybody else. And that would have been wonderful. But you lost. So now you need to go in and pleasure Brittany Amber. Yeah. Unless you want to call Rumpelstiltskin. No, no, no. I just... Is your wife watching? Oh, Dewey's married? Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then don't do it. He's like, yeah. I didn't say that. I just... You don't have to say that out loud. Like, you know, now there's a choice. I could have played this like you. I didn't have a choice. If you don't do it, you're never invited back here. Okay? We're not going to promote anything. This is a very, very popular show on iTunes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is a very, very popular show on iTunes. People love it. We're going to unfollow you right now. It's all for my career. Yeah. You know what? Take one for the team. Really? Come on. Take one for my team. Do it, Dewey. Come on. I don't know. Dewey, Rich, are you going in? I'm sweating like a mule. Bratcher. B-R-A-T-C-H-E-R. Dewey Bratcher. Okay. Oh, wow. He's 20. Oh. A little hug. A little lift. A little love. He's like, don't tweet that, please. That was so sweet. Don't tweet that. That was beautiful. Dewey went in. That was safe, Dewey. That was safe. That was safe. Got a Dewey right on Dewey. That was just sweet. That was sweet. Sweet. It was like she was in distress. She got a Dewey right on Dewey. I changed just a little bit. Bubble gum. Bubble gum. Bubble gum. Come on, bro. I was being facetious. Dewey, what you could say is like, what? She was ... I was rescuing her from a burning building. She was running around naked. I tried that. I look like a damsel in distress. Yeah, you were a damsel in distress. A naked girl was in distress. He came through. Wow. And we appreciate it. Well done. Literally, he came through. I have a little fear. I'm very proud of you. I want to smell Ginger's mouth. That's what I want to do. I'll come smell you. I want to smell Ginger's mouth. Not too much. Yeah. Well, she had tuna fish earlier. Double combination, right? Thank you, Brittany. I did eat tuna fish before I got here. Jake's got a pleasure, Brittany. Jake, you got a pleasure. I'll give you a little back massage. We'll do that. There you go. Yes, of course. He's Jake. Oh, wait. Is Jake going in for a little back massage? Brittany Amber getting squeezed. What do you think, Brittany? What do you think? Is it good? It feels good. Oh, I'm like sore, too, back there. She's loving it. You have the best ass. You have the best ass ever. Isn't it? It's incredible. Oh, my God. How are you staying away from that? I'm sitting over here looking at it from the side going, it's mouth-watering. It really is. It's one of the finest asses I've ever seen. I don't want to make Big Boy upset, but Rose got a pretty good ass back there. Please don't hit me, Big Man. I don't even know if that's true or not. We've never seen Rose's ass. You have, Joe. With the clothes on, everybody. Come on. With the clothes on. When she got up to go give Brittany a hug, his shirt was up a little bit, so I got to see a little piece. You got to look into that ass. I know. I've seen it naked. You have? Yes, I have. When? Where? Was it on Twitter? When? Have you been at my house? She snuck into your house. Yeah, well. Yes. Oh, God. No, your boyfriend tweeted me a picture of it. I haven't seen it in person. You are lying. He's not on Twitter. No, he's not on Twitter. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. He would never be on Twitter. That was very cute. All right. He's not on Twitter. Oh, no. Jake, what kind of comedy do you do? Now, I know that you do improv, you said. Yeah, it's different. Stand-up and improv, they're different things. Right. Now, in your stand-up, do you talk about sex? I do, a little bit. Yeah. You want to hear a joke? Yes, please. All right. I was with a girl last night, actually. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Or is this comedy time? No, no, no. All right. It's a little comedy. It's a little comedy. It's a little comedy. Like five months ago. All right, Ro. You have to say this. Sorry, sorry. And in baseball terms, I stuck my bad in her pussy. Whoa. A little joke. Did you leave a splinter? Did I leave a splinter? One or two. I want to know if there was a hollowed out bat. Yes, it broke. Sometimes they're lead-filled, you know. Yes. I've heard of that. What? Yes. I have a little experience with playing baseball. Fair enough. I've only been to first base so far, though. Oh, okay. Ro, too. Ro is sticking on that first base. Do you know what Ro is here on the show? What is Ro on the show? Ro is the penis pro. The penis pro. Ro the penis pro. I like that. She has her own segment on penises. Yeah. And you haven't done it in a while. No, we haven't. No. I think next Wednesday. It's where Ginger asks me questions and I get them wrong. We're actually trying to educate her. We're trying to educate her. We're trying to educate her to make her into the penis pro. It hasn't been working out so well. We're going to have a seminar. One day, Ro. Keep working on it, all right? She doesn't know the pussy. We have to know. Oh, the hymen. Oh, the hymen. I know all about the hymen. It's a deli meat, right? It's a cold cut. It's a cold cut. Yeah. Wow. It's a less fatty meat. You can get it pickled, too. I'll have a hymen sandwich with some cold cut. It's a little bit more than that. Your dad must be so proud. He is proud. He's proud of my cousins. We've got a call coming in from Reggie right now in Illinois. Hi, Reggie. How you doing, sweetheart? Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How you doing, Ginger? How you doing, Ro? I listen to your show on iTunes. I'm a subscriber on there and I really enjoy it. It's always funny. It's always sexy. Thank you. Especially when you listen to the audio of it. I go, wow, I'm getting really turned on. I know. I love that stuff that's going on. And you kind of get turned on, grossed out, and you laugh at the same time. It's a little bit of everything. Yeah, at the same time. A little bit of nerdy. It's always entertaining, especially this show tonight. And I follow you on Twitter, of course, Ginger, and I always see the picture going, wow. I can definitely see why people need to check the show out live. Agreed. Agreed. I love what's going on. I wish I was there live with you guys. I mean, wow. I know. I am the luckiest girl ever. I keep telling people, you know, it's awesome that you can download it anytime that you want on iTunes. Yeah. But if you have the time, if it's in your time slot that you can watch the show live, the only way you can see it is to watch it live right now. So I highly suggest you watch it live, and I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself. Especially today. Yeah. I'm definitely in. And you have a really sexy voice. I just definitely want to comment on that, because I've talked to you before on other shows. Oh, yeah. And I was like, wow. It was like really. And Ro is always funny. Thank you. And I like the way she's saying things, because with that East Coast accent, it's pretty awesome. Gets really sexy. The balls. Hey, balls. Can you say cock? Cock. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. That was hard. Like an old Jewish man. Ah, cock, cock, cock. And I like that one, I guess, show that you had with, gosh, I'm trying to think of her name. And, but she was saying that, you know, she hasn't had sex in a while. And you. Oh, Kelly Nichols. Kelly Nichols, I think. And we actually had sex. Yeah, Kelly Nichols. We had a three-way Saturday night. My man fucked her and gave it to her good. So, well, you know what? She's one of my good friends. And to not have sex for a year, there was, what could I do? You are changing lives. That's what friends are for. You are changing lives. I do care. I do care. And we had an amazing night. It was your first dick in over a year. You're a giver. You're a giver, Nick. Over a year. Over a year. Yeah. You know how you get in a rut and then you don't have a good sex partner. Then your hymen grows back. Your hymen grows back. It's been about a year for me. Has it been a while? You've had it, right? On my last dick. Oh. Oh, okay. But yeah, I know, I know your guy was very happy to have her. Oh, he's always happy. I want to know, I want to thank you for calling in. Would you like to vote for Brittany Amber today? Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. All right, another vote for Brittany. Yes. That is amazing. Yes, thanks for throwing that in for me. Everybody loves Brittany. That's why I'm on your side, baby girl. Thank you so much. All right, thank you so much, sweetheart. You take care and keep calm back. All right. Thank you. I will. All right, have a good night. Thank you. You too. All right, Ro, when are you going to be showing around? When can we see you tonight? I'll be somewhere anonymously on Monday. And then Thursday, I'll be at Fo King Delicious. I love Fo King. Yeah, I'm going to be there next Thursday. May 1st. Oh, Nick, let's go back to Fo King Delicious. Fo King Delicious, May 1st. May Day. May Day. May Day. The show there. That's a Thursday. I think I'm headlining it. Okay. Oh, that's a wonderful venue. Faux King Delicious. Faux King Delicious. We will come and see you. Sounds good. We're coming to you. Stevie. Yes. What's your Twitter? Skip Happy Snap. S-K-I-P-H-A-P-P-Y-S-N-A-P. Skip Happy Snap. That's me on Twitter. That's you on Twitter. Yes. And Dewey, how do you pronounce it? Bratcher. Bratcher. Sorry. I keep wanting to say bitcher. Dewey Bratcher. He gets all the bitches. Dewey Bratcher. Bitches. Dewey's bitches. Dewey bitches. Bitches. And my 10 inches. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you. Where can we come and see you, sweetheart? Sunday, we've got a show at the County Palace in San Diego and also Thursday at the County Palace in San Diego. And if we want to follow you on Twitter and find out your schedule and know what you're doing, what is it? It's at Dewey Bratcher. D-E-W-E-Y Bratcher. B-R-A-T-C-H-E-R. Thank you so much, honey. Not bitching. Had I met you years ago, I'd have looked at your big 10 inch. She would have. She would have. She would have. Jake Maron, thank you so much for coming in. Did you have a good time? I had a great time, honestly. Oh, I love to hear that. It's not your average radio show. It's a little different. We try to make everybody leave with a lasting memory. Oh, no. One or two. Just one or two. Where can we see you performing? Follow me at Jake Maron Comedy. I have a bunch of different shows coming up, so just follow me there on Twitter and I'll keep you posted. Jake Maron Comedy. Jake Maron Comedy. Wonderful. I am. Okay, we got you. I am. Now, you, Brittany Amber, where can we follow you? Follow you and find you. Okay, Brittany underscore Amber, but spelled B-R-I-T-N-E-Y, like Britney Spears. And then, BrittanyAmberXXX.com, it's my website. And then, I also got feature dancing coming up. There's a brand new Spearmint Rhino that opened in Portland, Oregon. I'm going to be there from May 15th to May 17th. I'm doing five shows. So, if you're in Portland, come see me. Yay! Please. You will regret it. Yay! You were absolutely wonderful today, people. Love you. Thank you so much, Brittany Amber. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me again. And thank you for getting naked again. I couldn't look at you all day every day. We'll be back tomorrow on Blame It On Ginger. Thank you, everybody. Good night. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.