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oh my goodness i am gingerloom sitting here with my good friend my co-host shayla lavoe sitting in today for nina hartley who is off doing something absolutely wonderful hope you get a chance to check her out i forget the exact details but if you go to ninaland.com you can find out anything and everything that nina hartley is up to so today it's me and shayla lavoe wait a minute we need the clap for that yeah baby i think i'm the only person in the world that loves it when i get the clap it's what you know what i think it's like a feature performer kind of thing you know it's like that approval they love me they really do like me i want the clap nobody gave me the clap today it was awful they don't love me they don't love me they really don't love me so lots of fun stuff to cover today huh all kinds of things how was your weekend you know what it was really good it was really really good my girlfriend's birthday was yesterday went down to santa ana had some cocktails some cheese crackers friends fun yeah so you don't live here in la anyway where do you live no i live in colorado in colorado yeah so you came in you're visiting yes i'm visiting i'm shooting some and then i'm heading down south to oc for a little vacation with my nephew and some family nice yeah some surfing snorkeling oh that'll be fabulous what are you shooting while you're shooting i'm shooting a little vacation with my nephew and some family nice yeah so you're shooting a little vacation with my nephew and some family here um i shot for um mind control theater um a couple of days ago which is like a hypnotizing hypnotherapist kind of deal it was like a 15 page script it was quite a decent production and really really cool people it was fun i worked with um summer carter and um tyler nixon is tyler girl or guy he's a guy he's adorable oh my god he's the cutest little boy ever both of them were amazing and summer carter is like a genius summer's a boy or girl and summer carter is like a genius summer's a boy or girl summer's a girl summer's a girl so i had a boy and a girl so i had like a girl best of both worlds and they took advantage of me and i loved it no they did not what did they do i was hypnotized and they had their way with me and and if i were to hypnotize you and have my way with you what would i do to you um basically you go into it's like supposedly like a sound thing in this room right and you go into the room and it like hypnotizes you so then you're just kind of like vegged out and you and you can't like you can't like you can't like you can't like you can't move and then they just started caressing me and touching me and rolling me over and suck his cock and lick her purse pussy and roll over let me do her doggy style and it was just that's hot it was hot and it was really weird because i couldn't react a lot i mean i could be like like i liked it but it wasn't like you can't have porno sex that's a huge turn it was a huge turn i've never gone there before and it was amazing was your pussy just soaking wet waiting for them to finally get to the part that now did you get to have an orgasm yes i did okay yes i did it was wonderful it was fantastic and then who else oh i shot for girlfriends films last week love them one of my favorite companies out there they are absolutely fantastic and wonderful they do high quality projects that what i like the most about them is that they allow the people that want to work together to work together they put talent who are turned on by each other in the same scene yep yep absolutely well and it's more real it's not like oh open up for camera and you know lick her pussy sideways you know where you can really get in there and get down and dirty so they really want to see the feeling and the eroticism of it rather than so it's it's for you but it's also for you for the viewer but it's a nice balance yes comparably yes i don't need to see your tonsils while you're getting your pussy lit exactly and who can lick a clit you know sideways i can but i'm just not i can't make you come as well bury my face in there and get right in there juices and smells and all the good stuff so it was fantastic and then shot a couple of things for my clip store clips for sale i'm at store 80835 80835 yeah how do you like doing the clips for sale you know i like it it's still kind of on the learning curve trying to figure out you know what people want what people want to see you know figuring out how to shoot so there's still definitely that learning curve but it's doing well it's definitely doing well trying to find those little niches though good yeah i tried it for a little bit and um i i just with my with gingerlynauctions.com it was a little bit too much for me to do both yes i understand that yes which you know after yes i just shayla was at my house all morning getting her pussy licked by me yes how did i do how are my pussy licking skills oh my god they're fantastic and she's a hell of a dirty talker obviously y'all know that from listening to the radio one of the things you may not know is when i'm shooting um sometimes i'll tell little stories like when the girls are masturbating because i want them to come in their panties i want them to be turned on i want you to be able to take home a pair of panties that the girls come in so i'm going to show you how to do that so i'm going to show you how to do that so i will i'll joke i'll tell dirty stories i'll get in there and lick your pussy through your panties i'll just lick your pussy then i'll put the panties on top i'll shove your panties up inside your yep i'm just like i'm i'm just that that dirty girl we love it when you're dirty and i got to have you come over and be dirty with me today yes and dilated my clit and got all my juices flowing and sucked on some nipples and it was fabulous pussy and the just i your titties are amazing thank you baby thank you well you definitely helped get me in the mood so to speak so glad that i could do that for you glad that i could do that for you we'll have to do it again sometime soon we don't have to shoot either nope no love bug so what did you do this weekend um what did i do this weekend i had friday off oh did you go bowling you said something about friday i did friday went bowling friday night friday day i bought my son a new car woohoo lucky boy yeah yeah he actually we had we had a little fender bender and it totaled his car and somebody else's son of a gun and so we had to get him a new car over the weekend saturday was just kind of taking it easy i this weekend was hard to hard to remember what exactly i did right it wasn't really i i don't even know how to say it remember if I had sex. I've had a weird... No, seriously. You forgot that one. I don't think I had sex all weekend. How do you feel after that? Are you okay or do you feel funny? You know, I'm a little off today. I feel my whole little wind jim jam, rain, swim, swam. Everything's a little bit off today. You're... Okay, equilibrium? My equilibrium. Kind of just off. Yes. Hmm. Yes, that's why you will be driving home. Okay. You will be absolutely driving home. I've had those weekends before where it's just like, I know I did stuff but I don't remember what. Yeah. So one of those weird things. You've done a lot of sex scenes in movies. How many sex scenes do you think you've done? Oh my goodness. I have no idea. I've been in the business almost 20 years. Well, probably over 20 years. Yeah, I try not to climb that long but yeah. I came in in like 93. 93? Yeah. Yeah, and I've been... I mean, I didn't shoot like consistently all the time but... Right. So, you know, contracts, all that fun stuff. So yeah, I mean, I think they've said I have 200 and some movies. So, not exactly sure where the scenes fall into all that situation but enough. It's been fun. It's been a great ride. That's quite a few. What do you think makes a good sex scene with all of those? Let's say you've made 200 movies. Within those movies, let's average out two sex scenes per movie. You've probably done at least 400 scenes. Probably, yeah. At least. That's true. At least. That's a lot of sex scenes. Yeah. What do you think makes a good sex scene? I definitely think it's the energy and the appeal to your co-star. Right. The person you're performing with. I mean, the business is very different now. You kind of get put with whomever where back then you kind of had your... You picked whoever you wanted to work with. Whoever you wanted to work with. Yes. So, I mean, there's... You know, it's fun showing up and not knowing who you're working with on that kind of kinky... kinkier side of things but I definitely think... The more times you do it with someone, the better you know someone, the better it is and the more real it is. Right. I used to... I had my favorites. I loved working with Tommy Byron. Yes. I loved working with Peter North. Yes. I loved working with Francois. I loved working... I mean, I had my list and there's more that are on it. Those are just the ones that come to mind right off the top of my head but I think what makes a sex scene a good sex scene is the chemistry, the chemistry between the people. Yes. Absolutely. And what has happened over the years is so many filmmakers go in and they'll tell the stars, all right, we need doggy, we need missionary and we're going to end up in spoon. Right. And those are your three positions and if you deviate, you get in trouble. Yeah. You're not supposed to. They don't want any more than that. Those are the positions they want and sex to me has always been free will and you just... You go in them. This feels good and then you go in them. That feels good. Right. And the cameras are supposed to follow you. That's my opinion. Me too. Me too. We do not work around the cameras. The cameras work around us if you want to get the realism. If you want to get the good stuff. Yes. What year did you start getting into the adult film industry? It was, I think, probably the end of 92, beginning of 93, I was full on. Okay, because you and I missed each other completely. I came back in 99 and you were doing some things at VCA but they never put us together. No, never. And I was under contract with VCA. And so was I. Yeah. I know, that was bizarre. I wonder if we were too expensive together. Maybe. I thought you very well could have been. No, we're not putting those two together. It's like Shayla already has her allotted amount of movies. We're not paying her extra. I would have been like, I would have been done it for free if it was Ginger. Well, and a great story. I wasn't able to tell you last time I was here but you were my homework. When I first got into the business, I had done some various scenes here and there. And then I'd shot for Paul Norman several times and he put me under contract as a director. So any company that hired him hired me and vice versa. Right. And he was like, there's something about you that you remind me a little bit of Ginger. And I hadn't seen a lot of porno. It just sounded like a fun idea to get into the business or at least try it out. Right. And so he gave me some VHSs of yours to take home as homework to learn how to perform in the kitchen. They weren't the kids. They were chopped into stone. No. It was awesome. One of my all-time favorite scenes that I remember seeing in one of those movies, don't even remember what the name of the movie, that you were like the master, mistress of, I think it was Tommy and Peter. And I mean, oh my God, they were boys. And they were like your little puppy dogs. They had puppy dogs on and they had to eat out of a bowl. And you poured water over your pussy and you said, come and lick the water off Mama's pussy. Oh, yes. Oh my God. I've never forgotten that. And I remember the first time I met Jenna, I was like, I want her to be my little kitty cat. And I wanted to reenact that scene and do milk. Did you? No, I didn't. Never had the opportunity. Oh, no. Did you get to work with Jenna? Yeah, I worked with Jenna a lot. And how was it? It was fun. Was she fun? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. And I had done like one of her first photo shoots for Suze Randall back in the day. So I knew her from like the modeling side and then she started doing the movies and got under contract with Wicked. And then I was in several of her Wicked movies. Oh, how fun. Yeah. Now, was she a dirty girl? Was she a nice girl? What was her style? She was, you know, she was kind of nice in the beginning. And there was then these little devil horns came out, you know, and this naughty, kinky little thing came out. I mean, there was like an innocence with a twist with her in a lot of ways. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I never got the opportunity to work with her in an adult movie. We did a mainstream film together called Samhain Evil Breed. But none of our scenes are together. So we've been on sets together. We've done photo shoots together. We've done little things together here and there, but never really done a whole lot together. Right. Yeah. Yeah. She was fun. I really enjoyed it. It was really cool. Yeah. I think she's mad at me right now, though. She's probably mad at a lot of people. We won't go there. As the world turns. What do you think makes a sex scene in a movie a good sex scene? I just, as you said before, I think it's the chemistry. I think it's also letting the, having the director, as you said, let the people perform and do their thing and really actually have sex instead of contrived sex. You know, of, okay, you know, this position. You have so many things that you have to think about. You have some spontaneity rather than the director sitting here telling you, okay, all right, we're going to start in missionary, then we're going to move over into doggy, then I want a little, you're going to lick her piss, pussy, or pissy. Pissy? You're going to lick her pussy, she's going to piss on you. That was the European version back in the day. Did you do, did you do a lot of movies in Europe? You know what, I only did a couple. I only did a couple, but I do remember when I first got in, they take the cameras back in the bathroom or something like that and they do like a peeing scene, but that was only for the European version. Really? Yeah, on several of them they'd have kind of the little bit more twisted kinky side of things that they'd kind of take aside and shoot to throw into the European versions. Okay, see now that turns me on. What is wrong with me? I'm just thinking, I know it makes no sense, there's nothing sexual about it, but the thought of taking the cameras into the bathroom while a girl is sitting down peeing turns me on. It's just kind of a little taboo-y kind of thing, I guess. It is. Well, and after being in this business too, you know, you get a little kinkier and a little bit more open to a variety of different things. You do, and it's the same thing turns me on if a guy who says dick out and just starts peeing. I want to hold that dick. I want to feel that piss go through the cock. I love it. I love that feeling. I love it. Absolutely. My ex, it's like, we still go hiking together quite a bit and we'll, you know, be out in nature and I've got to go and go and he was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, watch. It was like downstream watching. It's like turnabouts for a play. Okay, you whipped it out. I want to watch too. It's like we're reverting back to our childhood. Oh, peeing's cool. It is. There's something really fun about it. It is. It is. Definitely. There have been sex scenes throughout history in mainstream movies, in adult movies. What turns me on in an adult movie, I like sex scenes I like the chemistry between the people. I like eye contact between the people. Yes. I like when people moan when they're actually touched. Yes. And not overly. No. You know, where it's just like a natural kind of moan. Exactly. Instead of that like porn. Oh. Exactly. Exactly. You can really, but after being in the business, you can see what's real and what's fake. I mean, I cannot, yeah. Well, and the hardest thing the hardest part that I've noticed in porn today and people rent my house up for a location is people will come over and the directors want noise right away. They want the couple to be involved in the sex, making noise, moaning and groaning and sucking and slurping and right away and then they'll do an hour and a half scene. Right. And it's hard to keep the energy up. Well, where do you build up to? Right. Where do you build up to? I'm sorry, when you lick my pussy, do I fucking love every second of it? Yes. Is that first lick going to make me come? No. No. Is it going to make me moan? Sometimes. Not always. Right. You know, so I like reality in porn. Absolutely. And the building, the natural building of the scene, of the sex. Of the sex. What builds up, you know? I like kissing. I love kissing. In scenes. Not a big fan of ass to mouth. I can take it or leave it. I mean, the kissing and the energy is more anything to me than just so much the action. Ooh, that's a turn on. Right. There's the things that are the shock value that I'll watch and go, oh my God, did you see that? My pussy does not get wet. No. No. And I think a lot more porn nowadays in a lot of ways is more shock value. I think that there really is. Yeah. Do you have a favorite company that you enjoy their porn more than other companies? You know what? Honestly, I don't watch a lot of porn. I really don't. I mean, as far as shooting and stuff that I would watch, oh my God, Pure and Mature. I love Pure and Mature. I've never heard of Pure and Mature. It's a naughty America. I think it's an extension of naughty America, but it's very erotic. Not a lot of dialogue. It's more the motions and the actions. You know, it's like you still have kind of the electrician that comes over or whatever, but it's more energy. It's more touching. It's more closeups. It's more closeups of touching the body and the breasts and just that. Passion. The passion. Yeah. Passion. That is missing. Absolutely. Where you can act out physically versus verbally. I would much prefer to watch. Okay. Don't get me wrong. It feels good. I love the slamming. Love the slamming. The slamming's fun, but not for too long. No. I want you to slam for a while and then I want you to slow down and pull it all the way out so that just the tip is just the tip. Just the tip. Just the tip. Just the tip. Just the tip. The tip is barely, barely inside my pussy and then just push it back in a little bit. Pull it out. Pull it in. I want you to tease me. I want variety in my fucking. I want you, I don't want it to be, okay, we're going to do missionary. We're going to do anal. Then we're going to do cowgirl. I want it to be spontaneous where we're in the middle of cowgirl. We're fucking. You flip me over, put me on my back. Now you're fucking me this way. Yes. I want good old fashioned fucking like it used to be in the movies before the directors became told that they have to have a certain certain amount of positions. Formula. A certain formula for films today. Exactly. A certain formula. Now, being that you're filming today, you've been filming for quite, for quite a few years. What's your favorite change from then till now? My favorite change from then till now. I like the variety. I mean, I guess really and something that I've thought about more than anything because it's just like, oh, the business, you know, you hear people, the business isn't what it used to be. It's like, well, yeah, it's not. You know, I mean, it's been a long time. It's evolved. It's changed. Exactly. But one thing I think is so cool is women like Summer Carter, who I worked with. She's in the business because she wants to be in the business because she likes the sex. That's the way you should be. The reason you should be. But not enough people are coming into the business for those reasons. I mean, when we got into it and especially, and not especially, but I mean, you got into it before I, it was definitely taboo. Oh, yeah. It was not cool. Exactly. And you had to be a sexual person seeking out this business versus I think a lot of the talent now it's more the fame, the fortune, you know, all of that stuff. So it's really refreshing when you find somebody. And I think there's more people who have their shit together nowadays in a lot of ways if they seek out to come into this industry because they like the sex. They seem to have a better head on their shoulders than a lot of people back in the day. Back in the day did. Right. You can do really well. Back in the day, I think so many of us got into it and it was just, it was like this big fucking fun party. Party, yeah. Everybody, you fucked, you partied, you fucked, you partied. And that's what you did. It was just amazing. And it was so much fun and then you traveled and then you bought stuff and then you... You saw places. You saw people. It was a totally different level where there's much more business minded people in some ways. It really, really was. Yeah. We're going to take a quick phone call before we take our first break. Sweet Pea, you're on the line. Hello, Sweet Pea. Hello, Lauren and Ginger. Hello, sexy Shayla. How are you doing tonight? Good, Sweet Pea. Good to hear from you again, honey. How are you? I'm doing wonderful. Loving you ladies very much as always. Aw, thank you. Now, what do you think makes a sex scene a good sex scene in a movie? Just the overall passion, the emotion, that builds up to an ultimate sexual crescendo at the orgy of the cum... at the end of a cum shot, you know? Basically, the buildup to that moment just beginning to end and the... Basically, looking into each other's eyes and just... I like that too. I like the looking... I like it when you're looking at those two people and you know that they're actually fucking each other. They're looking at each other. They're looking at each other. There's that intensity. There's that moment where you know that they're just so deeply involved, so engrossed, so lost in each other that they can barely take it. That's my favorite thing. I would almost rather see that look than the dick come out and pull... pull out and come on the... pussy. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, and just the sounds that come up. It's like, yeah, you know, the pop shot's great to see and everything, but no, I like to see the intensity of just knowing and the breathing picking up. Yes. Yes. And you know they're getting there. Yes, absolutely. I have a question for you. When it comes to 69 and spooning, which would you say has better advantages and... 69 or spooning? Yeah. All right, Shayla Laveau, what do you think has more advantages? 69 or spooning? I personally like spooning because I'm short and it's really awkward and hard to do 69 with most people because I end up hitting their belly button instead of their penis depending on the angle or that I'm like, you know, Charlie horse in my neck trying to get back to the cock. So spooning's great for me. Yeah, I would... I prefer a good 69. Basically, I love to have them on top of me and then just, you know, eat each other out. Yeah, and I think that is hot for me. I'm not really good at multitasking. So I want to just kick back and enjoy my pussy or I just want to enjoy having a cock in my mouth. It gets too distracting having too many things going on. It's hard to do both. It really is. Now, I have found recently that if I'm going to do 69, I have found that on my side 69, makes it much more easy for everybody involved to get their rocks off. If I'm on the bottom, which is great, my guy's got... I love to feel his weight on top of me. I love to feel his tongue buried deep into my pussy. I love to feel his whole torso on top of mine and his cock going deeper into my mouth. Problem is, he's a big guy. I can't lift him up. So there's a... There's a point where I'm like trying to get the dick out of my mouth and I'm on the bottom and I'm choking and I can't get it out. You know, and he's like thinking, oh, she's gagging down there. Yeah, baby, take it. You're trying to come up for air. I'm tapping out and he's like, yeah, baby, he's squeezing back. So 69 on top is not always the best or me on the bottom. Now, when I'm on the top, it's wonderful, but I get... I get too engrossed in the cock sucking. I don't allow myself to put all my weight down on your face while I'm sucking your dick. Yeah. I am involved in the cock sucking. So 69 is something that over the last year or two, Nick and I have really perfected. We've gotten much better at it. But if I had to pick, I only get to do one. 69 or spoon. I'm going to take the spoon because I love that early morning. I'm not awake. You slip up behind me. I can feel. I know that you're spitting on your fingers. I know that you're taking your hand and you're putting it between my legs and making sure that I'm wet enough. I know that you've got your dick in your other hand and you're stroking it. I know that your dick is about to slide into me from behind. I'm facing away from you and all I do is lay there and I moan and I feel it and not fucking back. And I'm not, it's not a fuck. It's that good morning spoon. I love. Yes, I do too. Love, love morning spoon. Now the funny thing is I don't always come on morning spoons. You don't? I don't always come on morning spoons. Sometimes I'm not awake enough but I prefer a morning spoon over a 69. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I agree, I agree. And that's exactly, yeah, well you put it very well. That's why I like spoons too. What she said. That's the best. When you just kind of feel something coming up there poking in between your legs and you're like kind of arch your back, butt back and it's like, okay, she's ready. Now Sweet Pea, when you're getting 60, do you ever get spooned from behind with your tranny? I do, I do. And another thing I do with my milk and my tranny is basically I would have the, their legs open slightly and, and basically I would, well, just basically with the milk more, basically, I would have my cock just grind on the edge of her pussy and then I would kiss their feet at the same time. So like have their legs up in the air vertically and grind on her pussy with my cock. Oh, that's nice. I was thinking about toe chomping earlier today. Were you? I was. On the way in, driving in today, I was thinking about toe chomping. Huh. It's a random thought. Do those happen frequently? No, I'm not really, it's not a big thing for me. I'm not really, if somebody does it to me, I like it, but I'm self-conscious about it. And to do it to somebody else, I'm always self-conscious about it. If their feet are clean, feet are like, they're a weird thing for me. Right, right. Yeah, not my favorite part. Okay, okay. Not my favorite part. But once I am into it and the feet are going, it feels good. If we're in the tub, we've taken a shower, taken a bath together, been in the jacuzzi, all over. Yeah, yeah. Agreed. Agreed. All over it. Ooh, that's hot, sweet pea. Yes. Thank you so much for sharing. Oh my goodness. It's always good just to hear from you. You both are very beautiful and I love you ladies very much. We love you too, sweet pea. Do you ever go to thescreamingo.com? I do, I do. Look on the page and yes. Now, have you looked at the Ringo Wrangler? Ooh. Sounds like a hot toy that I could get. The Ringo Wrangler, it's called the Bandolero. It is black. It's got a really thick, stretchy erection band reinforced for the biggest outlaws. I know you've got a big dick. I've never seen it, but Christy Canyon brags about it all the time. So this one will actually fit your big old dick. Well, then I should definitely look into that. It's got three speeds plus vibration, soft pleasure ticklers, and instead of the vibrator going horizontally, it actually goes vertically. Mm-hmm. So it's a whole different sensation. It's called the Ringo Wrangler, the Bandolero. Make love more fun. Go to thescreamingo.com. Sweet Pea, always good to hear from you. Everybody else, we will be right back. Don't go anywhere. We'll see you next time. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. All right. So we're talking about the 10 best sex scenes in movies. We're talking about what makes a sex scene a great sex scene. Now, we've talked about porn. My favorite sex scenes in porn are the ones that are aggressive. They're violent, but not in a never hurt the girl way. The girl is always an active participant in everything. But I like my sex rough. I like it to be where the woman is out of control and the men are in charge. Yes, I like it too. That's what I like. So I'm going to tell you about a few different movies here. We've got the 10 best sex scenes in movies ever. I don't know if I'm going to agree with this list or not. The number one that it goes to. What do you think the number one best sex scene that everybody always goes to? What do you think about when you think of a sex scene in a movie that you can't get out of your mind? Don't peek. No peeking. No peeking. I can't think of it. It was with. Oh, my God. I can't think. I can't think of what the movie was. What did it look like? Shannon Stone. It was with Shannon Stone. Sharon Stone. Or Sharon Stone. Shannon Stone. Yes. I cannot even remember, though. And I don't know if it was that one. All right. Well, Basic Instinct is the name of the film. Now, not everyone has been involved in a shootout. Or chased by ghosts. Or been contacted by aliens. But if there is one thing that everyone has an opinion on, it's sex. Whether you are or not, everyone thinks that they're good at it. And we can spot when someone on the big screen is bad at it. But sometimes that's the point. And the so bad it's good sex scenes. The showgirls pool scene was this close to making the list. Are almost as enjoy as the filthy, dirty, raunchy ones. So here are our ten favorite sex scenes. In movies. Enjoy. But in privacy also, please. Also, if you want to watch these scenes, you'll have to do some creeping of your own. What kind of filthy publication did you think this was? That's what it says. All right. So there. All right. So number one on the list of the, according to somebody that, let's see if it's on here. Let's see who wrote this list. Hmm. I don't have anything. Don't see anybody. Nope. So what we'll say is basic instinct. This is the kind of the go-to for awesome sex scenes. Yes. It's almost completely unrealistic. A bisexual millionaire genius, potential murderer with mirrors on her ceilings as you do. But the bedroom gymnastics that they get up to are less are nothing less than titillating. Plus that bit where Sharon Stone ties Michael Douglas to the bed and then leans back. And you think she's going to whip an ice pick out? Danger. Sex. Fuck the what? I forgot about the scene where she pulls the ice pick out. That was sexy because you don't know if she's going to fuck him up or what. So it wasn't the scene where she spreads her legs. That's what everybody remembers and thinks of. It's the actual sex scene in basic instinct that is considered one of the top 10 sex scenes of all times. I could say that though. I mean, that's definitely. I mean, when you hear people talk about it. It's just, you know, basic instinct always comes up as far as hot sex scenes. She's freaking amazing, gorgeous, sexual anyways. Yes. What about porn? Is there a porn scene that sticks out in your head that comes to mind that you go, okay, that's the porn scene. Do you have a go-to porn scene that you will watch or that you fantasize about when you're masturbating? No, not really. You know what? I have a reel in my head. Right. Of different things. Right. Not really like a bit like. Just like, okay, well, that one's not working. So I'll go to this one. You know, sometimes I ask it a little bit kinkier if I'm not helping get myself where I want to go. Absolutely. But I have all my own little, my little reel in my head. Exactly. Exactly. So that's what I like to do. I have several of those myself. How about you though? What about a porn scene that comes to mind? It's just like, oh, yeah. Every time. There's a scene and the movie is called, I'm 99%. It's called Filthy. I'm not positive. So don't quote me on this. It's a movie that somebody gave me. And there are five or six different sex scenes in this movie. And every single one of them is fucked up and twisted. There's one where there is an Asian girl that's brought in blindfolded. And five or six different men take turns just having sex with her. And she's blindfolded. A red blindfold. The whole time. There's another scene where they put a girl in a kind of a doctor's chair where her feet are up. And they spit her around and they fuck her in different positions. And you've got one guy that goes in her ass, takes it out, puts it in her mouth. Another guy goes in her pussy, puts that in her ass right afterwards. And they're just, and she's just melting. She is in such ecstasy the entire time. So the scene that comes to mind that I will masturbate to is from a movie called Filthy. Okay. And then the other, the stupid, I've got the dumbest one that I masturbate to all the time. It's just stupid. It makes no sense in real life. If I saw this, would it turn me on? I doubt it. Would it do anything for me? I doubt it. In my fantasy, do I masturbate to it? Yes. I don't even want to tell you. Please share. You got that part, baby. You got to tell me. You got to go all the way. Go all the way. It's dominant. It's dominant. I've talked about it before. It's a guy wearing a pair of sheer women's pantyhose. His dick is hard. It's pressed against the pantyhose. He takes a piss. You can see it go through the pantyhose. And then he masturbates without touching his dick and comes in the pantyhose. Wow. He doesn't touch his dick. He pisses in it. You watch the cumps or the piss spread. You watch his dick. You watch it spasming. You watch him do it. It's like this. And he comes. And you watch him. Without touching it. Without touching it. That's amazing. Un-fucking-believable. And it's one of those things that I go back to all the time. So what makes a sex scene hot? It's all relative, you know. It's in everybody's head. I can think something is totally fucking hot. And you would go, that's the most disgusting thing that I've ever seen in my entire life. Right. Right. And fortunately, there's something out there for everybody. Absolutely. Absolutely. Stevie, what turns you on? What's the hottest thing in the porn scene? Oh, that's so tough. Because I need to discover. I want to watch this movie by a guy named Marty Zion that I have. I'm not sure if it's called Mystical or Mystique or something. It was given to me. And it was shot really nicely. I remember being at one of the award shows. And I walked past their booth. And they have this movie going. And I just. I stopped. And I was like, gosh, this is gorgeous. I mean, who shot this? This is like really nice. And he's like, well, you know, we have a guy who actually shoots sports. And he's our cinematographer. And we actually have a cinematographer who does. I don't know if it was videos at the time. So sports and somebody who does music videos. And the production was really nice. And I got it. And then Bobby Eden's actually in the movie. Bobby Eden? Yes. Really? So I have to watch it now. I love her. And I was looking for Mamma Mia. Because I was like, I need some Mamma Mia. And I was going through all my DVDs. And all of a sudden, I ran across it. And I saw it. And I went. And I looked at it. And I thought, I really need to watch this. And then I turned it over. And I looked. I read everybody. And I went, oh, Bobby Eden. Oh, we just had her on. Okay. All right. I'm going to watch it. And I need to discover a new video. But I've always needed something really visual that's strange and odd. Like if it's just. Regular. I'm kind of bored. I've had too many coming of age movies that I've watched growing up. That I'm just like, okay, again. So you have to really take me to a place where my ADHD or whatever, ADD, kicks in. And I am engaged. Right. And I'm like, ooh, this is new. I like this. Is it group sex? Is it? It could be group sex. But it has everything to do with lighting, cameras. Oh, really? The attitude. The scenery has to turn me on as much as the people. No. So it's all the whole package. The lighting has to turn me on. It has to transport me to a real strange place. And then I need to be able to engage in my head with these people. What about the two people that are doing it? Do you have any interaction with them? Do I have to be able to relate to them in a weird way or feel what they're feeling? It has to become. It's very. Oh, gosh. I have to be able to put myself in there into what they're doing. And then my head has to go into what the hell they're thinking at that time. Now, if you do that, when you go into that position, are you the sub or are you the dom? It could go either way. Really? It can really go either way. I have like. Interesting. None of my. Interesting. My fantasies have changed. That's fun. They usually were changing. And lately it's been. I go into this weird one. I remember when I was selling programs for the air show. Right. I'd have to go through the barracks. On base. And we. I'd go through the barracks. That had to be awful for you. So it was kind of. It was weird. You go sell your air show books and then they buy them. And I remember. Oh, no, no, no. It was skating. We had a skate thing and you had to get people to sponsor you. Going through the barracks trying to get guys to sponsor us for the skate thing for the youth program thing or whatever it was. And I remember one time I went to collect. I was collecting door to door. And this one guy had left his door open. And he was just in his underwear. Just the service guy in his underwear laying on the cot on his bed. And I knocked and he didn't wake up. And I knocked again. And I was like, I need my money. I am on a mission. I'm knocking. So I went into the room and I stood there and I was looking at him. I remember being very nervous. And I was. He was just hot laying there in his underwear. And I was just standing there like, oh, my God. I thought about all the things. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, oh, my God. All the things that I wanted to do. But I was so nervous. I was like, oh, my gosh. Is he going to wake up and be pissed off that I'm in here or what? And I sat down in his room. So I was sitting there waiting for him to wake up. That's odd. You're lucky you didn't get your butt kicked. I was like. I was a kid. So finally he wakes up and he looks at me. And I was like, I'm here to get my money. But he's waking up. He's like, how did you get in? What are you doing? I'm like. the door was open. He's like, go out, out, out. So I went out and closed the door. He put some clothes on and he came back and he's like, okay, what do I owe you? And then I told him, cause I skated so many hours and he's like, oh, that's a lot of money. And I was like, okay. But the thing is, is like so many years later, all my fantasies wouldn't do it for me. So now I go back for one night I was sitting there and I was just like, I can't come. Nothing I think of is turning me on. No place I go in my head. No place where I've been before with anyone is going anywhere. Cause those are just like so stale. Right. And I went to that. We all know that one. We all know that one. And I have this little fantasy that, you know, it's like I've, I'm there and it's just like, I'm like in bootcamp and it's this nasty little bootcamp where I'm going to learn how to do all these naughty things. Bend over and tie your boots. And all kinds of stuff. And it's the whole. You know, whether it's, I'm in a, I, you know, I'm in a, I'm in, I'm in a rush. So it's got to be fast or it's the, I got three hours to kill. So you better make it last. You better make it good. Yeah. And it gets me there. He has his own porn in his own head. There's no porn. He's, you've just made up your own. But there's nothing dirty there. Yeah. It's because I can't find a movie where I think when things kind of went gonzo, I just didn't get into it. I didn't. I didn't like it. It lost it. It lost the visual side of it and the quality side of it for you that you enjoy. That I need. It needs to be like a musical, like Busby Berkeley or something. It's got to be insanely visual. What are your thoughts on Born? 1-800-893-9562. What are your favorite scenes? Do you have something that stands out? Is it the first scene that you ever saw in a movie? Is it something that's just, that just stuck in your head? I've got a scene that's stuck in my head and it was these two. Two girls in a bathtub in a, it was a German film and they were taking champagne bottles and fucking each other with the champagne bottles with the champagne in them. And the champagne was coming out and it was just spraying and it was all over the place and it was messy and it was squirting and they were just fucking each other and it was in the bathtub. And I don't, I'm not a big girl, girl scene. I love to do girl, girl, love girl, girl. I'm 60, 40. 40% men, 60% women, or no, 60% men, 40% women, but I love women, but I don't get turned on by watching them in porn for the most part. But this particular scene, just because it was so aggressive and so, I don't know, maybe I've just turned into a pervert over the years. Well, I think we all get a little bit more perverted through the years. What did it for me, you know, 10 years ago. Take it up a notch. Take it up. Yeah, a few notches. Stevie, what's number two on our list of, of movies that are the top 10 hottest movies of all time? All right. I have never seen this, but it's called Team America. Doesn't even sound hot. No. It sounds like, like, like one of those. Oh, Cheyenne seen it. It's like a puppet movie. And do they fuck? Yeah. Hold on. It's like a movie made of like a whole bunch of puppets or like, it's funny. It's about, um, the war or something in a Team America. It goes into it. There's a sex scene with the dolls. Oh, really? They're fucking? They're fucking with the dolls. Yeah. And is it hot? The slogan is like, Team America. Fuck yeah. Did you find it hot? Yeah. No, I don't know. I didn't. But it's, it's like intense doll fucking. Did it make your pussy wet? No, not really. You can tell us it's okay. No, you can, it's funny because it's so cheesy. She's blushing. Her pussy, you're wet right now. She is. You can see the strings and everything. Yes. That's what's funny about it. It's like, like straight up puppet fucking. That's what it is. Okay, I want to see Team America. I want to see some puppet fucking. So tell us more about Team America puppet fucking. Cheyenne is a big fan, made her pussy wet. If you can promise me that you'll never die, I'll have sex with you right now. I promise. I'll never die. Cut to two puppets getting into every position that the Kama Sutra has to offer. But a few new ones. Just for the sake of variety. Just about as funny as the sex scene could possibly get. So I'll have to check this one out. I've never thought about puppets having sex. Team America. Oh, that's funny. That is funny. I'd like to see one of those. Do you have one for us? I think I do. Let's see here. I think you do. No, wait, wait. Open that up. Pull it out. Pull the whole thing out. Yeah. I'm new at this. That's the other fantasy I have is where I'm just walking or I'm shopping or I'm doing something. And somebody just pulls it out in the corner. Just whips out the dick? Yeah, just out of the blue. And it's totally at some place where I'm not even ready. And then it's just like... You've just got this big hard dick looking right at you. That happened in Jackson Square when I was at Mardi Gras. Oh, did it really? Yeah, there's like a church there. And this guy was hiding in a crevice in the church. And it was dark and he just kind of came out. And he just stroked his dick a couple times. And then he walked back into the shadows. And I looked around and I was like, Am I going to get arrested? And it was so hot. And then I left and I came back and the cops had him up against the wall. No. Yeah. God damn. And so I had my camera and I took a picture. So I have two cops looking at each other like, What are we going to do with him? And he's got his hands on his... You can't see his face, but he's got his hands up. And he's wearing these like plaid shorts and this shirt. And I was like, so glad I didn't do that. But it was so hot. Right. I wanted to. That is hot. That is hot. Ugh. Mmm. Okay. Shayla Laveau, do you have another one for us? What is this? Atonement? Third? What's it called? Atonement. I've never even heard of it. Atonement. Atonement. Atonement. Never heard of that either. Keira Knightley and James McAvoy are two young lovers who, much like two young lovers are known to do, can't keep their hands off of each other. So they rendezvous at an empty library and enjoy a quick random, quick randy session against the bookcase. The realness of the scene doubled up with the fact that it is a linchpin for the rest of the movie's plot is what makes it twice as hot and twice as sad. Really? Now, Keira Knightley is one of those women who, she was the girl in Pirates of the Caribbean who is just gorgeous. Super gorgeous. Drop dead. Super gorgeous. And James McAvoy, I just saw him last night in X-Men First Class. And so the two of them combined, oh my God, I would love to see Atonement. I'm going to keep this list. You know what? We should have a little catch up where we actually watch these movies and then come back and see what we think of them. I just need to watch movies, period, and find some sex scenes to talk about. I think we have some homework. I just don't go to movies. Or is there anything in particular that you're interested in? I'm interested in the movie. I'm interested in the movie. Oh, yeah. Or is there anything in Bad Cops or whatever it was called? Do you think we're cops? Oh, what did I see over the weekend? No. Oh, God, there's a funny scene. Yes. Let's pretend we're cops. Let's be cops. There's one scene where one of the wannabe cops is smothered by a very large naked man with very large sweaty testicles. But it's not a sex scene. But it's not a sex scene. It's... No, thank God. All right, give me another one, Stevie. Okay. Out of Sight. What do you think about that? That's the name of the movie, Out of Sight? Out of Sight. Yeah, it's called Out of Sight. I don't know if it's like out of sight or if it's like it's out of sight. I haven't heard of most of these. Yes, it says, getting too arty farty with your sex scenes can be a turn off, but this one between George Clooney and the two of them in a hotel room stripping off for each other is an exercise in prolonged foreplay. And when they do finally hit the mattresses or the mattress and go for it, you know it's going to be a good time for all involved. I don't know if I want to see Jennifer. You know, Jennifer Lopez is one of those. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That I think is totally fucking hot. Her voice and the way she talks, I don't think I want to, I don't want to hear her fuck. It's kind of like Rosie Perez. Oh yeah. That whole, there's too much of an accent there that it just, it bugs me. I'm trying to think. Actually Rosie Perez, I would watch and be entertained. That would be great. It would be comedy. I think it would be comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to see Jennifer Lopez fuck. I'd rather see Jennifer Lopez and Rosie Perez like fighting to get a man in bed. I'd rather see them fuck each other. Oh yeah. And then go to each other raw and rough. That's what we need is the two to fuck each other. But like where? On the subway or in a kitchen? I was going to say like street fighting or like somewhere like dirty and you know. In an alley. Yeah. Where it's raining. Graffiti in the back. Graffiti and there's dirt and the more they roll around the dirtier they get. They're just filthy and disgusting. And the more intense they get into one another and just the hotter. Yeah. I like that oo and wet. Yeah. And there's probably a club or something that uses a dildo on the side. They just double dildo and shove it up against the wall. Yeah. Kiss her. Ginger and Shayla are kissing. They got so turned on during that. If you're watching this, you're seeing the two of them. They're almost back together. They're almost biting each other. Like they're going at each other. It's like very aggressive. Shayla's biting Ginger's bottom lip. Yeah. Making noise. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. We'll make up our own movies. Okay. I like. What movie is that? That movie was called. I want to see that one. Oh, we have to make it. That movie doesn't exist yet. It is. It is. We just made up our own scenario. Out of the can. It's not even in the can yet. That movie was called Out of Sight. But it was. Changer. Can you explain that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's not what I meant. Right. But it was. Changer. Changer? Changer? Yeah. Changer. Shayla and Ginger. Changer. Okay. It was like for it to get. Changer. Changer. It should be like wrestling in one of those puddles. Changer. Like one of those city puddles. It has the little rainbow oil slick on top of it. That's dirty. That would be nasty. That would be kinky fun. Why have we never had sex together? I don't know. I mean, we fooled around today, but I mean, like we've never really had sex. No, we really haven't. Would you like to? Yeah, I would love to. I would love to too. Okay. Let's have a date. It's a date. Okay. Okay. How long are you in town for? I leave Wednesday. Oh, you're going to make it quick. Today's Monday. Today's Monday. And I shoot tomorrow. Shoot tomorrow. Uh oh. I'll be back in November. That's a long time. I know it's a long time. Oh no. You better get another kissing before it gets to be too late. All right. Ooh. The two are kissing again. Oh. The wild, passionate animal kisses you had. Oops. I dropped my Skid Row box. Okay. They're not coming up for air. This is like their hands reaching down. That's radio. I could stay there forever. Uh oh. Things are happening. I don't have a job anymore. Things are going on. Shayla's going for ginger cleavage. They're kissing again. Uh oh. And a nipple comes out. If you're watching right now, Shayla's going for ginger cleavage. She's going for ginger cleavage. She's going for ginger cleavage. She's going for ginger cleavage. If you're watching right now, Shayla is just going wild on ginger's nipple right now. And ginger's moaning very naturally. Not like a porno moan. This is a normal moan. Thank you. Thank you. So brilliant. Delicious. Oh, now Shayla goes down between ginger's legs. It is getting hotter in here. Let's get to the next game. All right, we're going to take a break because we've got a game coming up. Fuck this hottest sex scenes in the movie. We're going to make our own right here. All right, that was dumb. Oh, she rips up our list. We're coming up on Inspector Gadget in just a second. Now, Ginger Lynn, you listed to play with on Ginger with me and Shayla LeBeau and Stevie. Go to the screamingo.com. I want you to pick up your very own ColourPop Screaming O Plus. It's a cock ring. It fits right around the base of your cock. It fits right around the base of your cock. If you want, you can put it around the base of your balls as well. There is a horizontal vibrator on the top. It is disposable. It lasts about 30 minutes. It has a soft pleasure tip. It's got a very powerful motor. There are ticklers for the girl. There's a powerful motor that lasts for long lasting pleasure. Easy on off switch. Comfortable, super stretchy erection ring. It's a vibrating erection ring. So make love more fun. Go to the screamingo.com. It's the ColourPop Quickie Screaming O Plus. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. Put Ginger in the offer code to get 20% off and we will be right back here on Blame It on Ginger. Closed Captioning by The Closed Captioning Project www.closedcaptions.com We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Like the softness, but then the intensity. The intensity, yeah. Also. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. Were they gross? No, they were not gross. They were fine, baby. Okay. They were totally fine. I mean, it's not like. It's all good. No, it's all good. Don't worry about it. Hey, girl. Hey, you better not give me a spanking. All right, we are playing Inspector Gadget. I'm going in. Sorry, Stevie, to leave you out for right now, but I'm going in. You're so good. I'm so good. I'm going in. I'm pulling out a body part of Shayla Laveau. Let's see what I've got here. Very exciting. I have. What can it be? Your nostril. Oh, God, no. Not the nostril. Really? The nostril? That's not my writing. I don't know who did that. Can I get some lube? Oh, my God. Put some lube for my nostril. For real. I don't know. We are going where no man has gone before. Or woman. All right. Let me get a baby wipe here. Going in for the nostril. A freaking nostril, people. Oh, my gosh. This stuff is childproof. I'm going to wipe my hands off because. Are you going to ask me if I prefer one nostril over the other? Have you ever had anyone go in for a nostril? No. Never. Never. I'm going to go in for the baby wipe. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sitting in front of Ginger Lynn. We're doing a little... Inspect her gadget. Inspect her gadget here. And I came up with nostril. All right. All right. All right. I'm going to do all the things to get. Do you prefer me to flare them or to close them? I'm going to just start messing with you. I don't know. All right. Let me just touch them on the outside. Ginger is... Am I hot? I'm going to scratch them. Am I on? Oh. Okay. So Ginger is touching Shayla's nose, caressing the edges. And Shayla has her eyes closed. And it's very, very, very... They're very tiny circular motions. And Ginger's really concentrating on the outsides of the nose. Squeezing. Squeezing and doing different types of pressure. And she's licking the outsides of Shayla's nostrils. Now, this is a different spot. This is not a normal spot that you would think of as a sensual place to touch. And Ginger's gone in and she's licking the outsides of Shayla's nostrils. Wow. And Shayla is saying, wow. That's really interesting. She just said, that's very interesting. This is... I've never done this one before. This is totally different. I think it's new for all of us. This nose play is something I've never come across before. I will blame this one on Ginger because that was not my writing on that piece of paper. But Ginger's taking Shayla's whole tip of her nose in her mouth. That was really kind of cool, actually. You know what? But you're a sensual person. You're a very sensual person. So your approach and your... That was really cool. Did it feel good? Actually, it did feel good. Was it at all? I mean, has anyone ever made your nose into a Neurogenous Zone? No. Never. Was it... Have you ever thought of a nose as a Neurogenous Zone? No. Uh-oh. Other than like, you know, like a Ron Jeremy little, you know, bunny kiss or something like that. That's as close as it's gotten. Isn't it kind of a fun game, though? That is a fun game. Because you get to get into different things. All right. Stevie. I'm all about trying new things. All right. We're going to pass the bucket over to you. I'm going to toss it. Ah! I didn't play sports. No, you didn't. And I don't know why. Oh, my gosh. They put me to sleep, actually. Sports put you to sleep. They're not stimulating enough? No. I need to do something like... It's like dancing. It's too choreographed. Like, that means, like, get the ball from here to over there. Right. As opposed to... You're more free form. Yeah. Get on the surfboard. Surf. Go out there. Paddle. Depends on the waves. There's so many variables. Bump the board. Get the hell out of the water. So that's my motivation to go faster. Oh, my God. I got to get out of here. But, you know, if it's not like, okay, slow strokes for five minutes and then paddle fast for five minutes towards shore. All right. Stevie, who's your partner? My partner is... Oh, shoot. I don't know. I'll pick Shayla since she's our guest today. Thank you, Amy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. What are we going to get now? Something popped out. Do I trust it? I would. I guess it was like, me, me, me, me. Okay. Pick me. This is the early bird that was screaming. Now, remember, this is a sensual game, Stevie. It's so hard for me to be sensual. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. What? What is it? I got your elbow. We were just talking elbows. I got an elbow. So, I have to be sensual? You have to find a way to be sensual with an elbow. This is all about discovering your partner, exploring your partner, being with your partner, touching them, smelling them, tasting them, feeling them. Look at that elbow. Oh, my gosh. It just shot up in the air. Look at this. That's beautiful. It's ready. It's ready. It's ready. Ooh, there's a bone right there. Oh, there's another one here. I can feel some sort of a vein or maybe it's a ligament. I don't know. There's so many cool things on this elbow. Oh, my gosh. Come on over, Stevie. I'm doing it on my own. It's amazing. Okay. Here we go. Do you want her to come to you? Are you nervous? I'll go over there. We're switching places here. All right. I'll narrate. This is going to be something new for me. You can do this, Stevie. It's an elbow. You and me both. You and me both. It's an elbow. Deep breath. Oh, my gosh. All right. Stevie's going in. We've got Shayla Laveau with her beautiful elbow up in the air. It's an elbow. Yes. Talk into the mic, honey. I don't know if I can talk and play sensual with the elbow. Yes, you can. First, I'm just going to caress the elbow. I'm going to support it so she can relax it. Relax it. And I'm going to check around. So soft. The edges. I love it. And then right underneath. He's doing a nice job. He is doing a very nice job. A nice gentle touch. Feel the tip of it. Think of the tip of it like a cock, Stevie. Oh, gosh. This is a very big cock. Oh, he's nuzzling it with his nose. Using his chin and his lips breathing. Ooh. Hot breath on it. And I like that. where he's like close why is he talking lips lips lips and then blowing oh and licking oh that's very nice Stevie oh honey thank you Stevie that's very nice he's not done yet Stevie now that I told him it was like a cock Stevie's not stopping he went there baby he went there thank you Stevie yay for Stevie thank you baby that was a beautiful thing Stevie it was a whole new thing how was that for you though it was new but you know I have a feeling that if I tried that with a guy he'd freak out I'd have to say you know what we have to explore different erogenous zones like the top of the foot and the elbow maybe the nostril or just help him to close his eyes just say you know what baby I want to try I want you to just let me give you pleasure don't worry about where I'm going to touch you where I'm going to smell you where I'm going to touch you tease you, play with you anything I'm going to do just let me explore your body don't say you know we're going to have to explore we're going to have to try this you have to explore we are on an adventure talking to Shayla and we've got to explore this whole nasal thing I need my tongue up your nose and we have to come there's no way that we can't stop until it happens absolutely that's it we're not giving up a blindfold would be good for these different places so there's not like a freak out element definitely a blindfold involved let's see what Adam thinks about this Adam you are on the line with Ginger Lynn Shayla Laveau and Stevie hi Adam hello hi well you have turned me into a nostril licking fetishist now that was so good I'd love to lick Shayla's nostrils there you go it was an amazing experience that I will never forget I will be masturbating too as weird as it sounds it was really fucking rad I wonder if there's like a certain kind of nostril like sensual things we can put on like a strawberry flavored or some kind of flavoring that would get you to really salivate with the nostril but not you know what I've got there's the company that we love their product it's the pheromone one oh yes and I can't think of the name of the company right now Angelique or something something Jalique Jalique and they have little things that you're supposed to put in your your nipples or your different your pussy they have lip balms that are made for those body parts we can try them on the nostrils so what does Adam want to put that on besides nostrils well I'd like to see Shayla's nipples since it is Mound Monday oh it's Monday it's Mound Monday Shayla can we see your nipples of course we thought you'd never ask oh there they are and the crowd goes wild we have Shayla LeVo nipples there we go oh look at those beautiful perfect nipples are you looking at them Adam well I'm waiting for the lag to come up okay they should be coming up any second now oh they're stunning Shayla has the most oh they are lovely yeah right they're so beautiful I know thank you honey I do do you mind if I put one in my mouth yes that sounds good please do now I'm going to go around the outside first not going straight through the nipples oh they look so perfect Ginger's got a whole breast in her mouth how does that feel Shayla so good it's like like she's sucking like hickey sucking like that intense sucking on your nipple oh no on the outside like around my my breast area just like totally around like I mean she's a good two inches away from my nipple ah so she's like just kind of taking in my whole breast area and just like sucking it really hard grabbing the tissue and just pulling it all deep inside her mouth and now she's slowly gliding over my nipple and now she's licking it and now she's working her way down onto it's so light it's so light oh my god she's like like tickly light it's tickly light but it's like making my pussy tingle ooh like it's like suck it harder but don't but do but do but don't oh yeah that's it yes no more please yeah oh Adam that one was just for you that was awesome thank you Adam wonderful and I'm sorry I'm a selfish lying little bitch that was for me too hey I was a willing participant also so we all enjoyed that one oh my goodness Joey thank you for the suggestion so do you have a body part Joey that you're gonna investigate on your partner Adam I'm sorry Adam oh what was I wanting to investigate on Shayla no on anybody's body part you've got we're talking about about inspecting her gadget the next time you're with a woman I want you to think of a body part right now that you're going to investigate that you're going to inspect that you've never inspected before oh you know I'd like to try the armpit actually I've always been interested in that but it's something I've never tried armpits are one of my favorite parts of the body I love the smell of an armpit I'll go into Shayla's right now when there's so many like nerve endings there's so much of a sensation doesn't take much to suggest for Ginger to do something oh no no she's a giver she's truly a giver oh and I just feel her breath just in and out oh and it's so warm oh and her lips are just kind of gliding and it's kind of tickly but in a good way mmm and she's pulling her head up on my arm and scratching my arm down to my fingers oh that was very nice yes I definitely think that's a good thing yes I definitely think you have to go there next time Adam yes I'm going to shake the you've got me sold on it now what darling? you've got me sold on that now absolutely it's a must try it is definitely a must try absolutely ah what's the first body part that comes to your I'm going to count to three the first body part that comes to your head at the count of three just say it one two three butthole Ginger will you check out? Ginger will you check out? Shayla's butthole? abso-fucking-lutely alright we're going to have to take a quick break though before we do that our sponsors may want to make sure before I go inspecting buttholes we talk about their products so I'm going to go with my favorite here I love this thing oh that's cute this is called the Amigo the Amigo is a pocket vibrator it's a little it's a pocket rocket and it's got two little knobs on the top that go up underneath your clit it's very high power oh I can feel it and it's going to get higher and it's going to get higher and wait there's more and again it's off okay so those are the four speeds of the Amigo I don't go anywhere without my Amigo and the nice thing is it's it goes underneath the hood of your clit and it's not going to come out of your clit and it's not going to come out of your clit it's going to come out of your clit it plays it you can put it on the top of your clit one of the things I've learned recently and I keep mentioning this but I want to because it's so important is that when you're playing with a pocket rocket or any type of a personal vibrator it's best to use it that if it's a small one without lubrication they're designed for the vibration to hit the top of your clit the hood of your clit and to go through without using lubrication that's what I've been told recently I've tried it out personally and it does work it does work it does work it's much better for me without lube when I'm using a pocket rocket so there you go go to screamingo.com we'll be right back when we get back it's time for some butthole inspection Adam thanks for going buttholes thanks Adam!!!!!!!!!!!! Oop! Oop! Oop! Oop! Oop! Oop! Oop! Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. And if you know me at all, then you know that I love the tip. You know that I love the shaft. You know that I love the whole entire thing. What you may not know is I especially love the crack. And I'm going to be bringing you the crack. I'm going to be deep inside your crack. You're going to be up inside my crack every single Wednesday with Ro De La Grazie. In the crack, you're going to get Confucius say, Hey, Ro the Penis Pro. Deep inside, Ro, some popcorn culture. Just the tip sex ideas to hold you over. Now, another game that I love to play that I'm going to be doing with Ro is called, Would You Eat This? We'll let you know if we would or not. We've got the wheel of wax, sex in the news, our dirty toy garage sale, as well as dirty laundry. Join me with Ro De La Grazie on the crack. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. You know the little wrinkly part? I think so. You don't know. You're just saying. The pleats. It's called the pleats. Those are the pleats. It's the pleats. All right, Shayla Laveau, thanks to Adam. Bullseye. We were over the game of Inspector Gadget, but Adam would like me to inspect your asshole. How are you feeling about this? I'm okay with it. How are you feeling about it? I feel perfectly fine and very excited about it. Okay. But we do have a safe word here on the show. If you're ever uncomfortable, I will joke, I will tease, I will take you places. If you ever feel uncomfortable with anything, rumple still skin is all right. Rumble still skin, rumple still skin, rumple still skin. How are the pleats feeling about this? They're never remembering the word. They're clenching. They're clenching. See, we chose a word no one ever remembers. Exactly. What was the word? What was the word? Safe word, safe word, safe word. No, I'm fine. Lick away. You can even nibble if you want. Okay. Alrighty then. What we need now is I'd like you to stand up, please. We're going in. Going in. Going in. And I'm going to turn your ass toward the camera. I'm going to just gently stroke this beautiful ass. Just the outside first. I'm not going right for the asshole. No, no, anybody can do that. This is about worshiping your partner, running your fingernails from the backs of the backs of her knees up the backs of her thighs. Up the back of her ass. Oh my God. Letting her dress pull up slightly. Pulling it up. Teasing, letting the fabric run across her asshole. Pulling it up further and further and further. Now I'm going to spread just one asshole, one ass cheek at a time. Opening it up just for you to see. Smoothly stroking it. One little smack. Oh yeah. One little smack just for flavor. Going over to the other side. Going to rub this one too. Using my fingernails, digging in deep. Digging in deep. Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper. Going to leave. She's loving the marks. Now I'm going to take and I'm going to spread the asshole. I'm going to spread the cheeks. Spread that. That beautiful pucker hole. I know you can see it. I've got it right there on the camera for you. If you're not watching right now, you need to be at skidrowstudios.com. If you're on iTunes, you've missed it, but it will be available very soon. Don't go anywhere. I've got the beautiful Shayla Laveau's asshole. What I'm doing now is I'm taking my index finger and I'm rubbing it around the outside, around the pucker part, around the pleated part of the asshole. Both sides, one finger back and forth. Now I'm going to take my thumb and I'm just going to slightly tap her asshole with my thumb. Just tapping it now. I'm going to change it up a little bit. I'm going to take my thumb and put it in my mouth and get it wet. Going back in. And now there's liquid. And there's a little bit of suction that goes in between my thumb. And the sound. I'm going to get the microphone over here. Let me see if I can do it. That's the sound of my thumb in and out of Shayla Laveau's asshole. It's not even going in. It's just tapping on the outside. Just now I'm going to take a little bit of oil. I'm going to give... Do you mind oil on your asshole? No, not at all. All right. I'm going to give you a little bit. This is oil from pipedream.com. And it is a flavorless, odorless, silicone-based oil that I really love. And I've put some just on the hole. And I'm using my thumb again. And I'm making little circles all the way around the inside of this beautiful, sweet, perfect... Little asshole. My thumb is just grazing over the top. Down to the pussy. But I'm not going into the pussy. You don't want to go from the ass to the puss. Just going to tease just to the point where Shayla's probably going, don't go any further. Don't go any further. But I'm going to tease her. Now I'm going to press. I'm pressing my thumb in. Not into the asshole. My thumb is still flat against the skin. But I'm just... Investigating. I'm inspecting it. Now I'm going to take all four of my fingers and rub them up and down. This beautiful, tight, sweet little asshole. One finger. Two. Three. Four. One. Two. Three. Four. And a thumb. Two hands now. Doing the asshole massage. I'm going to use both thumbs. And spread Shayla's asshole open back and forth. One thumb. The next thumb. Opening it up. I can see that little tiny pucker hole. Every time I pull it open, it tightens up and it tries to go closer back together. Every time. And I just keep opening it up. And it's pink and it's puckered. And it looks like it wants something inside of it. I think it might be my tongue. I'm going in. I'm going in. For those of you that can't see what's going on right now. Ginger has gone in. Shayla, you can come out now. Oh, and Shayla's... Do I have to? She doesn't want to stop. It was just a taste. Just enough. That was so relaxing. That was so nice. Thank you. Oh, my God. You've got an amazing touch. Thank you. Holy shit. Oh. Shayla throws her back in the sofa. I didn't even have an orgasm. And I need like a little siesta to recover from that. That was so good. Oh. And Spectre Gadget is getting really good today. We've had nostrils. I'm horny. Elbows. Ass holes. Ass holes. That does happen around here. Now, we are not allowed to have orgasms here. But what we can do... Tops of feet. Is I can get out of Hitachi Magic Wand and you can take it as far as you need to. And if you feel like you have to have an orgasm, what you could always do is safe word it, Rumpelstiltskin. Would you like a vibrator? Safe word? But I can't have an orgasm. Okay. Yeah, sure. That would be great. All right. Let me get it for you. Ah. No. What we do... What we do around here is if you think you're going to have one... What? If you think you're going to have one... You just say Rumpelstiltskin and fake it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's... Oh, sorry. Something that happens around here since orgasms don't really happen here. No. Not at all. They're illegal. You're not supposed to have those. They're illegal. It's a bad thing. It's a very bad thing. Bad thing. Bad thing. Woo-hoo. Oh. All right. Getting this out and ready. Ginger is taking a knot out of a cord right now. Oh. Oh. Very sensually. She's inspecting a new gadget right now. I'm like, hurry up. Hurry up. Fudging Hitachi. All right. Got it plugged in. Let me make sure... So this is plugged in. We're going to listen to this toy. All right. There is the Hitachi Magic Wand. We have Shayla Laveau in studio. Now, we've been teasing. We've been playing. Oh. We've been touching. Oh. Oh. We've been licking. We've been tasting. Oh, rumbles to hell. We've been sniffing. We've been touching. Caressing. Right now, Shayla has the Hitachi Magic Wand right on top of her beautiful clit. Can we breathe like that? Just breathing heavy. Okay. It's warm in here. It's warm. Just breathing heavy. It's very warm in here. It is hot. Really warm. It's really warm. I'm breathing heavy too. It's warm for everybody. It's so hot in here. Air conditioning. There's some water. It's so hot. It's warm in here. Sparklets. Sparklets. Oh, can I see a spark? Where's that fan? Okay. Yeah. It's warm. We're fanning each other down now. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. It's warm. It's so warm. Oh my goodness. Yes. We're bringing the big fan, Jenny. Okay. Jenny's bringing in the big fan. Okay. The fans are okay. We're fanning each other. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm over the moon right now. A little speechless. That's where we want you to be. That's where we want you to be. Really. We've only had a couple minutes left, but I'm glad that you're having a good time. I want to know, do you have any indicators, any signs, anything that you use as signals that a guy is good and bad? How do you know? You know when you go into a party, you go into a room, you go into a bar, you go into a situation where there are a lot of people, and you're flirting with somebody, are there signals, are there signs, are there indicators that that person is a good lover? And if so, what do you think they are? You know what? I think it's a case-by-case basis, and it depends on the person that's looking. I mean, what I might find as an indicator and like a sexual, there's just an energy. There's something. I mean, first, obviously, it's somebody's look. It's somebody's confidence. It's something, you know, that's what your initial attraction is to someone. So then you go to them if, A, can't be too stuck up, can't be too pompous, can't be, you know, I mean, so I think there's more indicators versus, okay, I like this person. You know, they kind of do it for me. Right. There's something I like about them. Right. And then as the conversation, there's the confidence. There's. There's just this, I guess I can't put the words on it. There's just a sense or a feeling that I get about someone. And for me, kissing. As soon as somebody kisses me, I know whether it's yay or it's a nay. That's my number one indicator. That's the way that I can tell the way that you fuck. And I kiss differently depending on what I'm doing and where I am. Absolutely. But usually the way that you kiss is a good indicator as to the way that you fuck. There's the different rhythms. Some people are just like the little tongue in and out darting. Right. Some are all over your mouth, kissing it and caressing and sucking on your lips. Some are kissing the inside of your, of your gums. Right. Some are sucking on your tongue, you know, and, and the ones that are doing a little bit of everything, those in my opinion are going to be the best lovers. Absolutely. Well, and I think too, it's a matter of you guys feeling each other and reading each other when you're kissing, if you're going to be compatible in a certain way where you're like working well together in kissing. Yes. You can have bad rhythm in kissing. Have you ever kissed somebody and you just couldn't quite get. Yeah. It's like, Oh no, we're going to be totally off and we're fucking, we can't even get the kissing right. So we are not even going that far. But yeah, it's just like that soft lips or, or also too, it's like some people, it's just like they have their own agenda. You know, when they're kissing you, it's just like, it's all about them and they're going to keep doing what they want to do without reading what you're doing and vice versa. They're kissing at you, not with you. Yes. Exactly. Big difference. Exactly. Very big difference. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well, there are a couple indicators and things that, that I want to talk about. Technically, you can never really tell if a guy is good and bad until you have to sleep with them. Sometimes it can be really mind boggling. Sometimes the evidence is too obvious, but more often than not, men can always send out tricky questions that may be hard to figure out, but they never fail to create a relationship. And again, looking to your partner to make your partner happy to make your partner happy to make your partner happy to make your partner happy to make your partner happy to make your partner further ado, finally learn to read his body language and practically know if he's good in bed. I'm going to teach you the top five signals. He's an absolute lover boy in the bedroom right now. Number one, he's aggressive. He comes in too strong and is not scared to express himself. He loves seeing you get nervous while he slowly tries to seduce and twirl you around his fingers. He loves the attention and compliments and will not stop until he actually makes you say yes into going out with him. Now, I'm going to switch this one up from aggressive to assertive. I do not like an aggressive man. I like a confident man. Yes. I like an assertive man. Yes. I don't like an aggressive man. Right. Unless we're in the middle of bed and you're pulling my hair and calling me a cunt while you fuck me up the ass. Absolutely. There's a time and place for everything. That's a whole different picture. Okay. I'm glad we're in sync here. I'm glad we're both getting the same thing. Absolutely. Absolutely. What's the next one on the list? He has sleek, cool moves. He's not nervous. He's not anxious and his hands aren't sweaty. He moves like he owns the world and he doesn't even cringe when you try to challenge his wit. He has sleek and cool moves and will always stay in control no matter what the situation is. Now, here's my question when it comes to this type of a man. Right now, so far, I am picturing... A very good looking, very cocky, very arrogant, very self-centered man who's full of himself. Yep. I have absolutely no desire whatsoever and I'm going to think in all honesty that he's not a good lover because usually the better looking you are, the less of a good lover you are because you're so full of yourself and your looks that you don't need to think that your penis has to know what it's doing. Absolutely. I totally agree with that. If I've been with a guy and he's too good looking, he goes on everything on his looks. If I'm with an average guy, you know, cute guy, average, but not like, oh my God, the room stops, some of the best lovers I've ever had. Oh, yeah. Because they go there, they figure things out, they learn things, they learn how to turn you on instead of just going... Or another thing, a guy who has a big dick. If a guy has a big dick, he's like, okay, I've got the big dick. That's all you need, baby. You know, here you go. I don't need to know how to eat pussy. I got my dick. Now, the ones that are the best for me, I have found that the men that are a little bit older are more into, they're turned on as much, if not more, by pleasing their women than being pleased. Yes. And that I love. My pussy will get wet more so from sucking your cock than from you eating my pussy. Yep. Yep. Agreed. Just because I love to turn... Turn you on. Yes. And so that's the kind of lover that I need. Yes. Agreed. That's absolutely the kind of lover that I need. Stevie, what's next on the list? Next on the list is going to be... He has long, confident strides. He walks confidently. Is this right? I was kind of, I was fantasizing. I was back in the barracks for a second. I don't know where I was. I just had a little trip. Here's what I just imagined. There's some guy going... What? Jin just coming across... Oh, no. He didn't walk like that. Long, confident strides. No, those aren't long... Those are scary strides. What's long and confident? I don't... He has... Is it like... He fleeks into the room. What if you're short? How are you going to have a long... You can be short and good looking. Hmm. This is... I find this article to be bullshit. What's next? Oh, gosh. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. He's had lots of... He's had lots of lovers in the past. He's a slut. Yes. And he's probably got an STD. Hmm. Maybe not. I've had a lot of lovers. I have no STDs. Oh, my gosh. Getting a little judgmental there, aren't we? Never mind. I don't like this guy. Yeah, this one doesn't bow his head. I don't like him either. He avoids eye contact. No. He avoids eye contact? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. He walks confidently with precision and doesn't even bow his head to... Oh, doesn't bow his head to avoid eye contact. So he makes eye contact. Oh. That makes much more sense. Okay. Okay. All right. And that's all. You know, I don't like this guy... Oh, wait. He loves... He loves stimulating conversation. It sounded to me like he didn't know how to complete a sentence. Hmm. I'm picturing... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big meat head. Yeah. That's what I'm picturing right now. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ping pong. So I don't agree with any of this. I don't think this is how you're going to find a good lover. I think you're going to find a good lover by the conversation that you have in the beginning. I think you're going to find your good lover by the way that he holds your hand. I think you're going to find a good lover by the way that he looks in your eyes. I think you're going to find a good lover by the way he brushes the back of your face with the back of his hand or the front of your face rather than stroking it like this. You know, there's just things that people know. Or I just like how a guy like grabs your face. Yes. I love that. Yes. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. There's a tenderness but yet a strength. A strength. Exactly. And a confidence. So this article is bullshit. I want to thank Shayla Laveau so much. Yay for coming in. Thank you for coming in today. Until we find Shayla. Thanks for having me at Shayla.com and on Twitter at Shayla Laveau. At Shayla Laveau. Anything else coming up in the works that you want to tell your fans about right now? You know what? Just mainly the clips for sale. That's what we're working on. It's store number 80835. 80835 clips for sale. Yes. Absolutely. And Shayla.com, ShaylaVision.com for my blog. For your blog. We will be watching you everywhere. I love having you on the show. Thank you so much. Beautiful. Thank you for having me, sweetheart. It's my pleasure. It's my pleasure. You were wonderful. Stevie. Thank you. We love you, Stevie. You're the best. I love everybody too. Everybody, go rate us right now. I did the we. Go to iTunes. Give us a rating. Tell everybody how much you love the show. We'll be back tomorrow on Blame It on Ginger. Bye-bye, everyone. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.