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Well, I have something to confess I'm gonna throw this knife to your chest We're gonna catch the posse boys This show is really a hard little boy Ain't gonna be your customer land I'd rather be fucked than throwin' sticks I'm getting on these and suck my dick If y'all gonna lie and say that shit Hey, did you hear what I fuckin' said?
Get it right through your head Hi Hey This is Sexy Time Talk on Skid Row Studios At skidrowstudios.com This is Immaculate Cece And this is Misty And this is a radio show about love and sex and dating and birth control and things like that We got a lot of exciting information And a lot of opinions Cause we're opinionated ladies Oh, did I tell you about that?
Okay, so that intro song that we've been using Because we haven't came up with another intro song Is by Bratmobile Which I love, yeah It's called Brat Girl But did you know I know who the singer is?
No, really?
Yeah, she lives in Los Angeles area But it's just funny I kinda like told her But it's funny cause I was like Oh, hey, what's up?
I know her from like the beginning of the show Like places and shows Her name's Allison Wolf Real super cool But I told her Oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah And I'm doing this show right now Oh, it's funny Like how do you tell her?
Like, oh, it's kind of funny Cause I'm using your song as, you know, our intro I think she would've thought it was cool Yeah, but she smiled But at the same time it was at a show And I'm like, was she really listening?
Does she really care?
Yeah, yeah You know, cause I'm sure people all the time Be like, oh yeah, yeah, I was listening to your music So there's weird, you know I have reservations about saying About Connor Yeah, because once in a while I'd be like Oh my God, I love that song But I try not to Anyways, that's a little Blurb on the intro Yeah, a little Riot Grrrl 101 Of Rapmobile So Yes Yes One thing, I was gonna play a song I'll play in a second So stuff going on in LA Or LA area The Silver Lake Jubilee Is next week On the 26th and the 27th Is that next week?
That sounds right, yeah Okay Yeah, May 26th, May 27th Is the Silver Lake Jubilee And it's $20 for one day And $35 for the two days So just a bunch of bands It's four stages And I guess if you don't afford Coachella And don't care about seeing bands That aren't super famous It's a little outdoor festival Yeah, and I guess because now There's no longer That thing that happens in the summertime Sunset Junction, that got closed down So now there's Silver Lake Jubilee That's cool But the Gay Gays are playing At three o'clock And that's a tribute band to the Go-Go's And I thought that was funny But I wanted to play this song Can I play a song, producer?
Okay, so this is a song by the Go-Go's This is their original 1980 demo Called Lust to Love If I play it right It used to be the fun within The capsule at the pill In another place and time I did it all for thrill Left me as I leave you I told you I'd be here At the start I had no idea that you Would tear my world apart To the words you say I used to know my name But I don't show up again Cause even though I set the rules You got me acting like a fool When I see you I feel like cool Lust to love Was it nothing I was dreaming of?
And now I wanna wish it all to love Lust to love Lust to love Was it nothing I was dreaming of?
And now I wanna wish it all to love Lust to love And that's when the fun was in Then I captured and built In another great time I did it all for this Love me as I leave you I told you at the start I had no idea that you Would tear my world apart As you're the one to blame I used to know my name But I got caught up again Cause even though I failed to prove You thought the act in love was fool When I see you I lose my cool Lost in love With the lenses I was dreaming of And I wanna have a strong love Lost in love Lost in love With the lenses I was dreaming of Now we're dreaming of And now I wanna wish the show to love Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of Now we're dreaming of she didn't do the exam exam on you yeah because she was just like it sounds like you have it and and just treated me damn it i'm gonna complain okay anyways that's about that um next topic mother's day mother's day everyone had it did something hopefully i got i got my mom cake and groceries i spent the day with my mom we did patio stuff gardened and all that stuff so it was cool it was a lot of work though holy mother and speaking of moms if you see on the time cover there is this lovely lady breastfeeding her like three or four year old kid he's standing on the little chair i was like what the hell is i couldn't read the article because i couldn't find the magazine anywhere okay listeners um probably a lot of people know we're talking about time magazine and you might have seen it on the news is it this month or is it yeah yeah it was just last week okay yeah yeah it's on the news right now and apparently it's off the stands and it's on the news right now and apparently it's off the stands and it's on the news right now so controversial because it's that skinny mommy feeding a four-year-old and the kid looks all happy sucking that titty and basically the title of magazine the cover is are you mom enough so apparently it goes into attachment parenting which is like this whole philosophy by dr i think billy william sears or something like that and it's basically like keeping the kid with you at all times sleeping with a kid what do they do when they go to school i are they homeschooling these are homeschooled i couldn't read fully in like i said they are but probably and the breastfeeding just goes on like we're talking six seven years old breastfeeding yeah from the titty yep not not uh being milk what are they called breastfeeding not bottle fed not pumping no breastfeeding and then the guy basically the dr sears keeps saying that there's benefits to breastfeeding that long prevents obesity they'll be smarter kids i mean there's not really founded research because um if i remember correctly i was breastfed and it says you'll have better teeth look at this crooked yeah um supposedly you'll lower your risk of heart disease um it'll make you more talking about breast milk yeah all this well yeah it's cool but that's why you're saying yeah but no that's why he's saying stay so long on it i was like what that makes no sense and what's the difference about uh bottling it up like pumping because you're forming the attachment with the parent so this whole bond yeah and it's making basically mama's boy yeah it's making the mom just have feel and just know everything that's wrong by by the child's look well that's cool when they're a kid but everybody everybody's questioning what happens when this kid turns into a teenager right and there's some people who are saying that oh my god there were so many difficulties like to get the kid like to sleep in their own room and yeah school like what happens around eight ten years old they're still gonna want to sleep with you so this this is a fairly new research thing because obviously they don't have no teenagers and they're not going to adults to give their comment no the book too far huh yeah the book came out like i want to say early 90s or mid 90s so it's been about out there the philosophy this dr sears philosophy been about 20 two decades so 20 years so the kids back then are probably 20 they're just not speaking up yeah i don't want to mention they're still they're still breastfeeding yeah well i mean i crazy right i mean i think it'll um um we were talking about this today earlier and there was a woman who was from india and she was talking about like basically in her country it's normal to breastfeed that long though like to six years i don't know about six but four or five but that's because they're so poor and they need the only nutrients they could get because if they don't have this milk then what are they going to give them because they they say after that give them tea but you know but they don't even they might not even have money for tea so it's out of necessity that they kind of do it right right but here in the united states they're not going to give them tea but here in the united states they're not going to give them tea like there's it's not necessary because we have that culture where it's kind of having to you need to be independent and take care of your sorry take care of your stuff yeah i just i don't know i think it makes the kid too attached it's almost like making them have like some sort of separation anxiety you know i mean they're not gonna be able to deal on their own oh god you know how many fights are gonna be if that kid if it's a boy hey and you know what did you see any of those pictures where were they with female children because i was wondering is that a problem with the kids or is it just a problem with the kids is this a lot of deal with male children uh no there's a picture with a girl uh a woman with her female child with her three-year-old yeah also but is there any five-year-old female child six-year-old female child not attached to nipple no right no it's basically yeah for women their attachment parenting style techniques it just it that's overwhelming to me that's too much okay so mission is to um find the magazine find somebody who's went through this philosophy and grew up this way it's just i'm curious to see what happens to them as an adult okay so your homework is to research this topic to find out if there's an adult out there that did this and survived or get the article itself because it's it's off it's selling like hot cakes um what else what else what else okay next topic um this is skid row studios sexy time talk because we talk about sex and and other things too and love and like finding out that your um relative works at a strip club i don't know how to say i mean i guess i could say my niece i mean you don't know who i am but it's funny because the other day she was like i gotta go to work and i kind of knew before that she did but i don't want to say it again and and we kind of mentioned it and she um i just said you better not be taking your clothes off you know i don't know that's how my mom used to do it to me like that better not be green hair i see you know because i i had my hair green for a little while at the bottom or she's like you better not have a tattoo when it's obviously a tattoo but my response was like you better not be taking your clothes off but it's funny though because my niece um well anyways my relative she's um kind of awkward not awkward very skinny and i can't see her having rhythm to dance so she laughed about it too she's like no i just like serving drinks but she has to wear like a little server yeah she serves drinks and she has to wear a little outfit and then she's she's kind of on the smaller breasted side side and um very skinny but she seems awkward but and i she laughed and she's like no i can't dance and then she said but i know how to do pole tricks like i don't want to hear this and then um she said um you could come over for some drinks like she invited me to her work and i'm like no like what so i could take my boyfriend i know right you're not gonna go alone are you yeah i don't know maybe i'd go with you but i can't just to do research undercover lady mindy in the house mindy sonia hey for research we'll go to a strip club yeah no boys no boyfriends i think followed okay just swinging there with the pleasure chest so field trip i still think we need to do one pleasure chest pleasure chest pleasure okay we'll go to that in hollywood someplace everybody out there yeah they have like three locations obviously only one here in la the other one's in chicago one new york it's a really cool place not in san francisco not in san francisco it's only over here at school they have a lot of bunch of workshops they have rides they have i'm sure they do have rides actually there's a bouncy ball ride if i remember correctly a real one you can buy a ball no no but that would be fun if they had like a quarter machine rides like a really vibrating little horsey that'd be cool like you know you're going on a trip huh oh my god i said people be coming in the store though what are you talking about well then they could put like um a mat on it and then take it off no seriously it's a cool place though everyone should go like tonight they're having a workshop on blow jobs oh you know what oh oh oh oh oh!!
Have you seen the report?
The Obama report?
Not regarding fast food.
Have you heard?
Have you listened to NPR for like a minute?
He said to put NPR for 10 seconds and they're talking about economy and job.
Blah, blah, blah.
But I think like fast food, there's so many people going.
There's for sure going to be the need.
It's not like they're like empty stores.
It's always full.
I don't believe it.
No?
I don't believe it.
And then they have these tests.
What tests?
What do you mean?
They have like, you have to be smart to work at a fast food joint now.
You have to be smart to work at a fast food joint?
Yeah.
They do tests.
You know, those confusing tests.
Like if someone left a quarter on the table, would you A, take it?
How is that confusing?
B, return it?
Well, because if your finger hits B, then it's like you fuck up.
Because you're doing, and you know why I'm saying this?
I'm speaking honestly.
I'm speaking this out of experience.
I was trying to get a job back in the day.
And you hit the wrong button?
Yeah.
And it was asking.
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Listen, let me listen to it again.
Because there's these trick questions.
And it's like, if someone told you that a coworker was stealing supplies, would you report it?
You know?
And it was like all these things.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know.
And I didn't get hired.
Yeah.
You know you're supposed to say, yes, I'll report it.
Yeah.
So a 17-year-old doing a test like that?
I don't know.
Or an 18-year-old in high school?
I don't know.
So I guess stripping's the way to go.
The way to go.
Shut up.
No, just kidding.
I don't know.
I think I would strip if I had the talent.
I would laugh too much.
There's no way.
I couldn't do it.
You couldn't picture me stripping?
I can't picture me.
Because you'd laugh.
Yeah.
I could see you just up there laughing like.
Could you picture me wrestling in jello?
Yes.
I used to wrestle in jello.
But I had all my clothes on, people.
But good thing it was before the internet was invented.
So it's not.
It's all over.
Yeah.
YouTube.
No joke.
No, I don't know.
I tried to look for it and I can't find it.
So I figured the people who recorded it on their VHS.
VHS.
Didn't convert it.
On their H-Tracks.
They haven't had the time to convert it.
You're safe.
You're totally safe.
Yeah.
They're high tech.
That's too funny.
Yeah.
So, you know, I wrestled a little bit.
But when I wrestled, I'll just let you know I was undercover reporting.
Because I wrote a paper on that.
It's always for science.
Yes.
It was for intention.
I couldn't be a proper feminist without doing.
My own investigative work.
So since I didn't strip, you know, I wrestled.
We've always been doing this kind of thing, right?
Kind of like since high school.
What?
Experiments.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe.
Science.
Maybe.
Song?
Song.
You want me to play a song?
Yeah, hit it.
Okay.
I'm going to play a song.
Yeah.
I like this.
This is like Boucherettes.
Come on.
Oh.
He just stares but it's not staring It's in tonight He just stares but it's not staring It's in tonight It's in tonight In my mouth, in my thigh In my rib, in my backside In the middle of my sleep Tonight Tonight All he needs is a piece of you and me Honey All he needs is a taste of green Tonight Honey Tonight Honey In my mouth, in my thigh In my rib, in my backside In the middle of my sleep Tonight Tonight Honey In my mouth Tonight In my body In my rib In my backside In the middle of my screen All you wanna fucking do Is rip right through Is rip right through Tonight Night Night Night Night Night Night That was Le Boucherettes.
Le Boucherettes?
Yeah.
The girl, the singer is from Mexico City.
And she just, she won the jackpot with being a small band because it was just originally a duo band of two girls, like a guitar and drummer.
But when I say she won the jackpot of like, you know, like small local bands was what happened.
One of the guys from the Mars Volta, which is a bigger band, happened to be at a show to see his friends play.
But she happened to be there with her little band and he was like totally dug it.
Totally dug her band and hooked her up, got her into his label and stuff.
So I guess he didn't, I don't know, maybe he didn't hook up his friend's band that he had originally went to go see.
But he hooked her up and I don't know, they got 30,000 likes on Facebook, you know, but playing Coachella, playing all these big events and stuff.
And the singer, her stage name is Terry Genderbender, which is funny.
She's, you know, she's Mexican.
I don't know if she was born over here, born in Mexico City, but yeah.
So like again, oh, and then the other top part that I think is cool that she, when saying like won the lottery of small bands, the original drummer, whatever happened with them, I guess she quit or got kicked out or whatever happened, which sucks for that drummer.
But what happened was there's an LA band called Peter and I, Peter Pants and I had seen them last summer.
Have you heard of Peter Pants?
Anyone in the house?
Yeah, they're pretty good.
And they're from LA and I saw them last summer and I remember the drummer, she was this blonde girl and tattoos and stuff.
And I don't know, I saw a recent performance of La Boucherette, you know, at a big old festival.
And I saw this girl and I'm like, that's the girl from Peter Pants.
Sure enough, she's a new drummer for them.
So it's like cool from a little local LA band, you know, with 500 likes, and I guess she just, I don't know, La Boucherette, you know, they must have saw her performing at an LA band, at an LA show and hooked her up.
I don't know if, I don't know, if you were into the band scene, you would know what I'm, you know, I guess in a way it's a little bit of a lottery to get chosen to, you know, play with the band that gets a lot of attention.
Anyways, so moving on.
We're eating.
We're eating Roccaletta.
They need to sponsor the show.
These are delicious.
These are freaking awesome.
These are very delicious.
Roccaletta, feel free to send us a whole box this way.
They're freaking awesome.
Everyone needs to try these.
Are we boring you?
We got a new sound girl.
It's Mindiana Jones in the house.
So, and it's funny because we just had her on the show last week.
She's a multi-talented.
Now you know how to get here, huh?
See?
Anyways, anyways, what's going on next?
What's going on?
Callers, if you want to call or listeners, because we have a lot of listeners, give us a call.
Skid Row Studios.
1-800-893-9562.
Or just look on the Facebook or the website.
Exactly.
Okay.
So next topic, uh, the California Family Health Council.
Yeah.
Anyways, I was looking at Craigslist, like as I just randomly look at Craigslist to see what jobs were in the medical field.
And, um, there's a study for contraceptive vaginal gel.
And I looked it up because it said like, Oh, get paid if you're in a monogamous relationship up to $700 per couple.
So I was cool.
Like, I can make a demo with that, you know?
And so I talked to my lover and he's down.
And I called him up and I was like, Oh, I'm going to call him.
Okay.
Called him up.
And they actually have two studies going on.
One study is the female condom study.
Shut up.
Yeah.
We've already done the study.
Go figure.
I'm all fucking A.
But, um, that one's for about seven months, but you could get paid up to $200.
That's not worth it.
Yeah.
I was like, I was not worth using the female condom as your only, yeah, as your only form of birth control.
But like, how do you know?
And they know, and I know that that's all I use, but whatever.
So, um, like with the female, but still like if you could do both of them, oh no, you can't because if you had to have one form of study, one form of contraceptive.
Well, anyways, they have the one.
Well, let me finish it in case any listeners want to use the female condom because if they don't want to use like chemicals, um, so the female condom study, they had to fill out a diary every day about their sexual activity.
So for writers, you artists out there, uh, you get a $25.00, you get a $25.00 gift card at your first visit, both for the male and the female partner.
And then $50.00 for the female partner up when you could go up all the way to 200 for every visit.
And I know you had to do like an exam and probably some tests.
I at least at the other one, I wasn't, I didn't listen too much to the message.
Wait, the gift card is how you're getting paid?
Yeah, but it's a money gift card.
It's like a probably a visa gift card.
I don't know.
As long as it's money.
Can't you use that money?
Like, can't you?
Like, I don't know.
A lot of them have like get cash out, like you have to register it.
And so that's a hassle.
Must if you if you get green out of it.
Yeah.
Um, anyways, their number is 800-398-1998.
California Family Health Council.
Or just look on Craigslist under the medical jobs.
Um, but anyways, they had to use the female condom as a primary primary form of birth control.
And they can or may not.
Can or may get a pap smear for free.
Oh, no, no.
I think you get $50 if you bring a copy of your last pap smear.
Or you could get a free pap smear.
So if you haven't had one, you know, whatever.
Um, but that one sounds boring.
So the other one that sounds more exciting is a contraceptive vaginal gel study.
And you have to use it as your only method for six months.
But you could do this study up to a year.
And at the first visit, you get $100 for the exam and testing.
And blood and paperwork.
Probably a pap smear.
And then the second visit is $50 for each partner.
So the male partner gets about 50 bucks.
Because it's the female partner that has to do the exams like once a month after that.
And you get $100 for each visit.
And you get your supplies.
And you have to do kind of a diary about your sexual activity.
And with that one, with the gel study, half of the participants get a gel that's already on the market.
And half of the participants don't.
And half of the participants get the experimental one.
Oh, God.
Watch this like placebo.
What?
Just like a placebo.
It's just like straight KY.
No.
They're trying to see probably what works better.
Why are you making that face?
And what if you get pregnant?
I'll have a baby in that month.
They're testing to see if it works.
No joke.
They're going to test efficacy.
It's okay if I have a baby.
So you might get pregnant.
I love my lover.
Yeah, but that's why it's a monogamous relationship.
You know?
They're not going to want you to like, it's not okay.
So it's okay.
It's okay if you have babies.
But it doesn't matter because I know when I'm ovulating and, you know, whatever.
They don't need to know that.
Are you going to try it?
Yeah, I'm totally down.
Yeah?
Yeah, it sounds exciting.
How can I be a representative of sex?
No, I'm just kidding.
How can I be a journalist?
A journalist of sex?
I don't know.
I'm so lame.
There's another show at the Skid Row Studios called The Love Bite.
I love it.
The show is called The Love Bite and they're all like pros.
They all talk about whipping and walking on your lever with the high heels and stuff and butt plugs.
That's not for everybody.
Yeah.
Whatever floats your boat.
It's cool.
I want to get better.
You want to get better at what?
About having orgasms.
Or orgasms.
So doing all this research for this show, it's kind of cool because I find out stuff that I never thought about before.
Have you ever heard of YouTube?
Yes, I have.
Right.
Well, anyways, I only started looking at YouTube a couple years.
No, like a year or two.
But just at videos and stuff like that.
But now I'm trying to do a little bit more research for the show.
Like, okay, I got to get ready for tonight because I'm only researching the day before or the night before.
Anyways, on YouTube, there's something called A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex.
Are you looking it up?
But it's crazy.
It's like real women be naked and real men be naked and butts and humping.
All right.
And they're showing, it looks like they could show the clitoris, but they can't show the vaginal hole because I noticed something.
It was like blurry vaginal hole.
But it just looks like an exciting documentary about just different stuff.
And the few things that I listen to.
Again, again, with the name.
Say it again.
A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex.
21st, two one S T, Century Sex.
I think it's a whole TV series.
Yeah.
2006.
Yeah.
So the little part that I saw, it was like a little intro like, oh, learn about all this different stuff.
And then, so these were a few of the topics that they were talking about.
There's like female ejaculation where like they were talking about how women could ejaculate like a man.
Best positions for overweight people.
And how to have safe anal sex.
And of course, as a British woman talking.
Doesn't it sound so like, you know.
Professional?
It doesn't seem like born at all.
No.
Because there's people.
Oh, and I'm sorry, listeners, this is for 18 and over only.
Of course.
18 and over only.
But how to have safe anal sex.
I don't know how to talk British.
Exercises for the perfect penis and how to make a penis bigger.
And so there was like little clips of me doing that.
I was like, I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
So there was like exercises for the perfect penis and how to make a penis bigger.
And so there was like little clips of everything.
And there was this penis with this little stretchy machine, like a little apparatus on it.
No, but it wasn't like it wasn't like Austin Powers.
It was like this weird different one.
But my point is, it sounds exciting.
And I just learned about this about two hours ago.
So I'm excited about going home tonight and looking at that video.
Do you want to hear it again?
It's called the girl's guide to 25.
21st century sex.
Look it up on YouTube and give us your opinion.
I see you making a O phase.
What is that?
There was a male to female clipping.
Literally.
What do you mean clipping?
Like trimming?
No, no, no.
Like surgery clipping.
You mean like circumcision?
No, male to female surgery.
Male to female.
Oh, male to female surgery.
Oh, on that on that particular.
It was clipping.
Yeah.
And all I saw was a bloody.
Ball sack.
It looks like they were cutting it.
You mean an empty sack?
No, they were doing the incision.
So they're trying to take the nuts out.
To make the labia.
See, exciting stuff.
I never heard about this.
Anyways.
Okay, so shoot.
Any any more thoughts about the past week or thoughts about dirty stuff?
I'm very distracted.
Okay.
Because I have three more little weird things.
Tell me.
Tell me the weird things.
Um.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Okay.
It's not that we're going to start.
Okay.
We'll start with the little random things.
So going back to our first episode and we're talking about periods and tampons being stuck in vaginas.
I was randomly talking to some coworkers and stuff and they knew of patients before.
And now now whenever we talk about people we never name names and this is just something that happens with apparently a lot of people.
It's not.
It's not just one person.
It's like kind of a common thing.
But, you know, like sometimes they lose their condom, but they didn't really lose it.
They just forgot about it, you know, and they have an odor or something.
But and then.
Forgot about it?
Yeah, they forgot.
You just forget.
You forget things.
You forget your keys.
Okay.
So you can forget something.
I never lost my keys in front of me.
You can forget something in your body.
But anyways, and we're talking about people from another state.
So whatever.
Apparently some women cut their tampon strings.
What?
Why?
Is that what?
We need to come up with a part of the show that goes, what?
What?
What the hell for?
What?
Did you hear about that?
Yeah.
And I was like, are these like little girls or something?
And apparently she said that they were, no, like older women.
And their strings just were uncomfortable.
So they just trim the strings of their tampons.
So you lose it then.
Duh.
Duh.
Is that funny?
They're stupid.
Isn't that weird?
That is weird.
I don't know.
I don't know if it was one thing, but she made it sound like more than one woman does it.
Like it's common occurrence?
Well, there's, apparently there's, it's happened more than once.
It's been like a few people.
I've never heard that.
So it's just, the strings are uncomfortable and they cut the strings of their tampons.
The string.
What the hell?
Yeah.
So people are different.
People are different.
Yep.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
And the other little random thing that was kind of weird, apparently this happens when you've been drunk before, right?
Yes.
Have you, would you say you've been wasted?
I've been wasted, yeah.
Pretty fucked up and wasted.
Well, apparently there's like some people who are so wasted, like they might have the IUD as their form of birth control.
Yeah.
For those of you who don't know what IUD is, that's an intrauterine device.
You could either have copper or Mirena.
We could talk about this on another show.
We could talk about how they work.
But it's the little T that sits in your uterus and little strings come out.
The cervix?
Yeah.
Little strings come out of the cervix.
Sometimes they wrap it or sometimes it bothers people.
Sometimes it doesn't bother people.
But these little strings come out.
But apparently sometimes some, I guess, and they must be young girls who get like super wasted.
Okay.
So what are they doing?
They felt the strings, but they thought it was a tampon.
So they ripped it out.
Oh my God.
Ouch.
Ouch.
So yeah.
So they, I guess they come in the next day and they report it like, oh, I was wasted.
I thought it was a tampon.
Oh crap.
Like you'd rip your cervix.
Yeah.
Wow.
And apparently they don't remember it hurting or anything because they were so fucked up.
Why?
What the hell?
Why do people drink?
To that point where you're messing that far up with yourself.
Like maybe the strings came out a little too far, but still, huh?
Yeah.
What is that?
What is that?
I forgot I have IUD.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
But when I heard that story, that was just like crazy.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
See, people are different.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I want to tell something exciting.
What have you done that's very exciting?
Recently?
Yeah.
Nothing exciting this week.
Just random stuff.
Work.
Hey, you got it.
Huh?
Oh, I don't want to tell you.
Nevermind.
What?
You got, you got those, you got your ears pierced?
I got my ears pierced.
Oh.
I had them.
My, my boobs.
Your nipples.
I don't know if you want to know.
No, that's fine.
No, I had them.
I took it out.
Why?
You weren't punk rock enough?
No, no, no, no.
It started irritating me.
And it started to like reject.
We're talking about nipple piercing people.
Nipple piercings.
Yeah.
Did you have them on both nipples?
No, I just did the one to check it out, to try it out.
How long did you have it for?
About a year, year and a half.
Yeah?
I loved it.
It just didn't like me.
Why?
It started to reject.
What do you mean?
Not heal?
Oh, you mean like you were having little fungus coming out?
Not fungus.
It would not heal.
It just would not heal.
Oh, you mean like if you took it out, it would start closing?
No, I never took it out.
You can't.
It takes like a year up to a year, year and a half.
And mine just was not healing.
It was, it started to hurt.
I was like, fuck, I take it out.
It was just always a red hole.
It was a ring.
So I never saw like, obviously you could see that the ring was through a hole.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it just wouldn't heal.
It was like constantly bleeding or whatever.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
If you ever breastfeed, all the milk's going to go all weird.
It's not going to shoot in one direction.
It won't shoot in that direction.
The milk's going to come out all funny.
It's fine.
No, I know.
I totally liked it.
But in the end, it healed.
I would have done the other one, but.
Yeah?
Was it a big knocker on your big knockers?
Was it a big knocker?
It was a ring.
Next time I'll do it again.
Okay, what did the dudes, what did the dudes say?
Depends.
No, that all varies.
My ex did not like it.
No?
I totally did it for myself.
I love it.
Yeah, but like you didn't go ding-a-ding-a-ling-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a.
Did I do that?
No.
You mean like that.
When I had my belly button pierced, I did that.
You do a don't knocker?
No, you just kind of flip it.
Mm-mm.
Come on.
You know you flip your nipples, you know, just for the fuck of it once in a while.
Ladies, if you flip your nipples, raise your hands.
Woo-woo.
No, I love body piercings, though.
Flip them, flip them, pinch them, pinch them.
You never had any fun body piercings?
Just my belly button.
It wasn't that fun.
No.
You ever had a little clip piercing?
No.
Huh?
You had that?
No.
No, I haven't.
I thought about it.
I thought about it, too, a long time ago, but that's because I didn't have O's.
And someone said you get O's all the time if you have one.
But now health and all this stuff, I can't be doing that.
No.
Health issues?
I was just worried about, like, I don't know.
Bacteria?
No, I heard somebody tell me that, like, oh, you could, like, damage nerve ending and you won't be able to have an orgasm.
I was like, what?
The opposite, huh?
Yeah.
And I'm worried.
That's if you have some drunk guy doing it.
With a cigarette coming out, like, I gotta get there.
You never know, right?
Who's doing it, right?
And I enjoy cumming, so I was like, I don't want to wreck that.
What the hell?
That's not cool.
Yeah.
So, no, I had just, I thought about it, didn't do it, though.
So did you lose sensation in your nipple?
Mm-mm.
No.
Did it increase sensation in your nipple?
Yeah.
But then you were all, like, left or lefty or righty?
Yeah, like I was circling to the left.
I can't function.
Was it weird, though?
No.
Because then you had more attention to one and the other, and the other one was jealous.
I was jealous all the time.
Bitch.
Lick me, too.
Okay, so.
Yeah, that's another reason why I won't do it.
Because it takes so long to heal.
They said there's no nipple play.
Like, tongue to nipple for that whole time while it heals.
That's why I did one.
That's another reason.
I was like, at least once.
So the last thing of the day, I don't know, it was just weird, was someone felt the need to show me a picture of her big clot.
What?
Gross.
What do you mean big clot?
She thinks she is.
She thought she might have had a miscarriage or something.
And she's like, I have this big clot.
And it was like that.
And I had all this cramping and it was weird and stuff.
Did you get the photo?
No, it could have been.
It could have been a miscarriage.
I don't know.
But she had felt the need to show me.
And I was like, no, I don't want it.
It's okay.
You don't have to show me.
I believe you.
But she did one of those things and showed it, like, you know, with her fucking nice super phone with fucking extra clarity and a million pixels.
And I was like, ah.
I don't want to look.
And what was your diagnosis?
How did you handle that?
Well, I'm diagnosed.
Did you give that a bad face?
I didn't.
No, I said, oh, that must really concern you.
I don't know.
Because I'm concerned.
Like, I could understand why you're upset.
But I mean, I don't know.
That's all I'm going to say.
Oh, my gosh.
It's people like to show you that.
Like, look at this zit.
Pop it.
Oh, yeah.
You in there, pop the zit.
Oh, yeah.
That's awesome.
I'm not.
I don't get grossed out by much.
Liar.
Oh, yeah.
You stick your butt in fingers.
What?
I stick my butt in fingers?
This girl sticks her fingers in dog's butts.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Anyways, that's her job.
Hey.
So do you have HIPAA laws or HIPAA rules with your animal patients?
No, it's not like.
So you could talk shit about your patients all the time.
I could, but I don't.
Yeah.
Because she has her patients are dogs and cats.
They're not going to come after me, but the owners might.
But do you think the owner, like, is there something about the owner?
There's nothing really.
No, covered.
So you could straight up say there was this cocker spaniel today who was being a little bitch, you know, or whatever.
Yeah.
I just don't.
Because of the fact that the human side of it kind of, you know, was schooled in that.
I just don't like to give names with stories and stuff like that, too.
Same thing.
But you could talk about a dog.
Yeah.
Exactly.
They don't know which dog.
Right.
That's fine.
Well, anyway, she sticks her fingers in dogs butts and it relieves them.
What the hell?
Relieves them of what?
Let me hear.
They have a cyst in their.
No.
Wait, what is it?
They have a.
No.
Wait, they have a gland in their butthole.
Mm-hmm.
And veterinarian technicians put their finger in there and squeeze the gland to let the.
It's not poo, though.
No, they're anal glands.
They're anal glands.
You just squeeze them and just.
It's like a pimple.
It's kind of like a pimple.
Yeah.
And you just let the juice out.
You let the juice out.
But what does it do?
Does it make their poo come out like healthier?
No, they usually express them, you know, when they have a bowel movement, but they can do it when they're scared.
It's for marking and so forth.
And why don't humans have this gland?
I'm just grateful we don't.
I'm so grateful we don't have them.
Then you'd really have to watch that video on how to have safer anal sex.
How about if it's stinky?
So imagine that we just fell.
Somebody was doing it.
I'm like, oh, I'm going to sit in here.
Walk in.
Nasty.
No double dipping.
Again.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that's not all I do, though.
But yes, part of.
Part of the job.
Mm hmm.
So, again, this is.
Where are we at?
Skid Row Studios.
If you're listening, that's cool.
If you're in China or Australia listening.
I want to hear from our farthest listener.
How do you know?
We have a listener.
Do we?
How do you know?
We have posted on Facebook.
Yeah.
Somebody, you know.
Oh, my God.
Because somebody is liking us.
Oh, someone hit like.
Mm hmm.
Well, that's cool.
Thank you for liking us.
Send a message and we'll be posting our Facebook on Skid Row Studios just for the fuck of it to plug.
And you want to hear another song from the Butcherettes?
Yeah, I like them.
They're cool.
Yeah.
You know what?
This is funny.
I'll play this one.
It's called New York.
It's a short song.
But what's cool is it got a Taco Bell plug.
What?
Yeah.
Because if you listen to the Taco Bell commercials, you hear a little bit of the song in the background.
Oh, cool.
Of course, you got some money out of it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm going to play this song and we'll be out.
So yeah, because it's a minute.
Oh.
We got like a minute to go.
Okay.
So thank you for listening.
See you later.
Um, yeah.
Oh, you know what?
Contraceptions.
What?
Contraceptions.
Let's talk about a particular.
And when do we want to talk about abortions?
When are we going to?
We're going to have a special abortion show one day.
Okay.
Okay.
People.
We're going to have like four other women in here and we're just going to have a go for it abortion day.
Okay.
Okay.
But I don't think next week.
You mean like pros and like against and for it?
Yeah.
Like probably shit.
You know, abortion years have been fighting about it.
So I'm sure we could talk a lot of stuff for an hour.
Yeah.
Go for it.
Okay.
But we'll, we'll keep it safe next week.
Okay.
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