Kamikaze convention interviews, Cold Sluts on Fire comedy, and sponsor plugs

We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We've been seeing her since January. Right. It's been a while. Oh, it's welcome, Catface. Thank you. So good to be back. Fuckface and Trixie and Fuckface are giving you this seductive look, but it's hard to top the bus. I know, right? I don't like to brag or anything. So two's company and three's company too? Is that what's going on there? Well, maybe a little bit of that. You know, I'm not against it. What's that, honey? Ménage à trois. I didn't know she spoke French. I didn't know. I didn't know either. She's got some talents, some hidden talents. I'm a worldly lady, guys. Do you kiss that way too? Oh, I like to have whatever fun I want at that moment. So whatever I'm feeling at that moment is what I get because I'm Trixie Camaro. Sometimes it's a German kiss and sometimes it's a French kiss, sometimes Indonesian, but you got to watch out for some of those countries. You know, you just got to protect yourself. The Cambodian kiss, the Thailand kiss. That was anti. Don't want to cast any aspersions, but you know, some of these places, you got to get your shots before you take a kiss. But you know what would be a great kiss? And I have to give a shout out to all our new fans in China. I heard about this. We have a lot of new fans in China now. And I wanted to, I'm going to learn how to say. Konnichiwa. Oh, that's Japanese. Yeah, that's Japanese. I'm trying to thank you. So I'm going to go on Babbel and I will have a nice greeting for all of our friends. But Kat, it's great to see you. I was telling them in the lobby, first time you were here, we set you on fire. Right. Right. It was black. Our friends set you on fire. Oh, good guy. Yes. And then you came to my birthday party where a lot of shenanigans happened, including getting a lap dance. And spanking. You did spanking. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody took a turn spanking me. Wow. And then that happened again this year. We had a lot of, yeah, it was interesting. I got to get in on this, Mark. You got to spank me? It was in his contract. You didn't get that memo either? Well, no. Yeah. The blow, the spanking, it's all, the jelly beans, they're all on their way. And then the last time you were here, that was when we had our friends. Sin. Pin-fisted, the contortionist, and Joe Adams, the one-armed comedian. I can't even talk. It's the memory's so fresh. She got nubbed. The nub went in some interesting places. I would recommend that. I still, it's funny because that was in January, and I'm compiling the list of the 10 most outrageous shows, and there's a lot of outrageous shows, and that's still right at the top. That's right at the top, yeah. Maybe you got to explain that, but am I like 20 into the top 10? Well, we'll see what happens. Well, I may do the top 20, but we'll see what happens. What happens tonight? I have a feeling this might be- I was going to say, or surpass that. Right, right. Well, let's try to surpass it. There's a couple things I want to say, and then we're going to get into it. Also, I'm going to play my interviews at Kamikaze. That's where I saw a fuck face. Jim, and we talked. Yep, it was a fun time. Right. I did interviews with Tommy Wiseau. I did interviews with Lloyd Kaufman, pirates, people from the land of the lost, a TV show. But tomorrow night, if you're in Orange County, and who isn't, please come down to Malone, at 604 Dyer Road. I'm going to be performing as part of Dark Days. Dark Days is a dark and gothic art and music extravaganza. Starts at 7 with DJ Dollhouse, the bands The Lonely Stars, Northern Labor Party, Dry Spell, Spirit Before Fall. That's a very gothic name. Silky Berlin, that sounds interesting. Oh, wow. Then me. Sounds sexy. Gitan de Mon, Sister Black, Deep Drain, who I've seen, they're very nice. And you might like these guys. Fuck Face, Bring It Home, Dirty Hammer. Oh, I got one of those. Right. So if you are in Santa Ana or in the Anaheim area, if you're in Orange County, come on down. It's going to be a great time. And also, I do have to mention our sponsors really quick. Last week, I mentioned this place, and everybody understood. We had a full studio. We had about 10 people. I said, we are sponsored by Doomy's Home Cooking, and they all went, hmm. Doomy's. You've been to Doomy's, right? You've never been to Doomy's? I have not. I'm going to take you to Doomy's. Yes. Doomy's. And you're not a vegetarian. You're not a vegan. Vegetarian. It's vegan. Oh, is it really? Oh, wow. But you can't believe what they have. They have chicken fried steak. They have fried chicken. They have shrimp scampi. They have chicken parmesan. It's all, you would not, you bite into it, you couldn't believe it's not vegan. Where are they? They're in Hollywood. They're right on 1253 Vine Street, Los Angeles, California, 90038. All our Chinese fans, if you're in the Los Angeles area, that's the place to go to. Have you guys ever eaten at Doomy's? You know, I know where it is, but I've never set foot in there. And then you two. Jimmy, you better promise to take me there. I'm sorry, honey pie. I'm a bit of a meatitarian. So I don't want to go to these veggie places all too often. What? Do you hear him? Yeah, no, trust me. If you go there, forget that it's vegetarian. Don't even think about it. Okay. Order whatever you like. You know, they've got, and if you, nachos, whatever. What if I want a steak, a ribeye, medium rare? They haven't perfected the ribeye yet. Okay. But they do have. They have their version of the Big Mac on the secret menu, which is apparently way better than the McDonald's Big Mac. I don't know if that's possible, but I'll give it a try. It's possible. Doomy's Home Cooking, 1253 Vine Street, Los Angeles, California. You better take me there. We're going. We're going. Why haven't I been there yet? We're going tomorrow. Yes, that's. And it's funny because that's. I'm going to send you there. That's right around the corner from the bus station where you picked her up at, too. Oh, that's another story. We'll get to that. But also, we're brought to you by Stamps.com. If you go to darkmarkshow.com. There's two. There's two little banner ads right next to my smiling face. You click on stamp.com. You get a special hundred dollar value. You get forty five dollars in postage coupons, a free digital scale. Fuckface, you might never use for that. A five dollar supply kit and a four week free trial. A hundred dollar value. Get started. It's the holidays. You want to send presents, but you don't want to go to the post office. Go to go to darkmarkshow.com. Click on the stamps.com. You get all that. They'll ship it to your house and then you can just print it. Your own post. Your own postage. And send it all out. You just click. Let me get this. Print and mail. 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Who is this Sasha Gray? Sasha Gray is the she was. Well, now she's in legitimate movies. She just came out with a movie with Elijah Wood, Open Windows. But she wrote an erotic novel, The Juliet Society. Well, that sounds familiar. She was in adult movies and all that. So she so her book, Juliet Society, read by her eight hours of raunch and filth. You can get that free on audible.com. Just go to darkmarkshow.com. Click on the audible link. It's yours. You can also get Stephen King books. You can get comedy albums. They have radio plays. They have anything. They're free. Eight hours. Free filth. That's all. I mean, I didn't hear anything else. Also, they have hypnosis tapes. Fuck face. Well, I could. I guess I could quit smoking. Maybe I should try to stop. They do have quit smoking books. Stephen King books. Edgar Allen Poe. What's your favorite book? Since you're the only one probably reads around here. Oh, Jesus. You know, I have to stick with the classics. I'm a Shakespeare girl. What about the Necronomicon? I heard there's some funny stories in there. Freakonomics. Freakonomics. No, no, no. No, no. Freakonomics and Necronomicon are two different books. No, I know. I read them both. So anyway, so we're here. Kat, so you're still dancing, teaching dancing, all that stuff? I am. I am. I have moved locations. I am now teaching out of downtown LA. And how's that? Who are you teaching? That's what I want to know around here. Well, you have to come by and see who I'm teaching. I'll come by. I can't give it all away. Oh. Yeah. So it's a smaller scale venue. And I'm having, my classes are very, very small, like five, six, very intimate. And it's going real well. Kat's from Poland. She's a classically trained ballet dancer. Wow. And now she teaches dance. And she's been featured in some of Parrish's parties and some fetish parties. Yes. As a dancer. And if you've seen her, you won't be able to miss her. And what kind of dancing are you doing at these crazy parties? Are you doing a ballet dancing at these Parrish parties? I'm doing a ballet on the pole. Oh my Lord. That sounds so... Pole ballet. I can barely contain myself. Are you teaching pole right now? Yes. Yeah. So it's all, it's classic dance as well as pole. So is a pole teaching pole? Yes. That's brilliant. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be... I think I need to steal that. I'm sorry. That's a throwback humor. I'll keep that to a minimum. Trixie, you're familiar with pole dancing, right? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a classy lady. I didn't say you weren't a classy lady, but you've gotten a little bit of a... I'm a classy lady. I'm a classy lady. I'm a classy lady. I'm a classy lady. I'm a classy lady, but you've guessed at Jumbo's once in a while, right? I've been there. I mean, I like the girl who lights a cigarette up her ass. She's really cool. Yeah, I never saw that one. Well, I think a girl is sort of in quotes on that one, honey pie. Oh, that is Jumbo's clown room. I actually went there with a clown. That was the only time I've been there. But we got Fuckface Jimmy and Trixie Camaro, and I want to... Hi. You're from Coltslutsonfire.com. Coltslutsonfire.com is my crazy comedy endeavor. Yes. So you're doing sketch comedy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm doing sketch comedy, crazy t-shirts. I was showing people the t-shirts today. That's right. The one... There's a couple that really caught my eye. The one that I definitely have to order is the one where Where's Waldo is being shit out of Miley Cyrus' ass. That one's good. Yeah, that one is... That one's visceral. Yes. That's good. I can almost smell that one. There's a lot of Miley Cyrus. Are you obsessed with Miley Cyrus? Well, you know, I am a pop culture satirist, so anything that's big in pop culture, I'm going to take a shot at it. And I do my best. You mean take a shit on it. A little bit of both. Can we add Taylor Swift to that list, please? You know, she's not as gross and weird. Yes, she is. Well, I guess in certain ways she is, but... People love her too much. No, no, I think the Kardashian picture that's all over the internet is probably the best thing to... Well, there's that too. Yeah, I'm going to dive into that one pretty soon. Right. I did see somebody put her lips on... I think it was Homer Simpson and kind of inverted the ass and made it like the lips of Homer Simpson, which is... Which lips? Like the lips that... Oh, on her head, on her... No, it was Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson. Oh, honey pie. Come on now. This is a classy show. No, I was just curious. That's a valid question. I'm deep. She is deep. There's two pairs of lips on her. And the other one was, there was the Simpsons where you put real eyes and noses on the Simpsons. This is very... Oh, well, the Simpsons family was replaced by Nicholas Cage's face and it was quite a spectral looking thing. Oh, yeah. The one that says face off. Yeah. The one that says face off. Yeah. The one that says face off. Oh, yeah. The one that says face off. Yeah. The one that says face off. Yeah. The one that says face off because he was in that movie Face Off with John Travolta. And I thought it would be funny to take a picture of the Simpsons family and put Nicholas Cage's face right on there. And people loved it. It's funny and it's really disturbing. And you know, I feel so bad right now because I had this big pile of T-shirts I was going to give them to everybody. And... Oh, you didn't bring them? I didn't bring the T-shirts, honey. It feels so bad. It's a shame. It's a shame. But I'm going to have to bring them next time. Downtown fat retaliation for the cheap... I didn't bring the blow and the jelly beans. Okay, retaliation. I can still have you smack me, but it's a... Any old time. So anyway, so Cold Sluts on Fire. Now, I got to be honest with you, and I'm maybe not the smartest person in this yet, because it's funny, because I have friends that are like, who's this Cold Sluts on Fire that's your friend? Because on Facebook, Cold Sluts is the first name, on fire with a Y is the last name, and they haven't caught on yet. Well, I'm wondering when they're going to catch up to me. They even got my goth comedian that's out. Well, Catface is still on, but I don't know how long that's going to happen. Well, I think they just don't want to put my real name in there, which is Fuckface Jimmy, because that's a bit about profanity, and the little kids, and I don't know who else might get offended by it. It's ridiculous. But that, I think, is the reason. But you had a Barbie doll as the profile picture for the longest time, and people were like, is that a hot chick? Oh, my God, that's way back there. Man, you were a fan from way back, Mark. Yeah, yeah, no, because I had people, because you would post something or make a weird comment once in a while, and people would be like, who's this coleslaw that's on fire? Is that Lashihad? What's going on? I don't know. I never met her. And then I heard from you, and you're like, you should have Sig Neutron and Rani Radala on the show, our friends that were in the show face-off on Sci-Fi Channel. Cat, Sci-Fi Channel, they has a show face-off. I'm familiar. Right. Yes. Have you seen it? I have. Have you seen Sig on the show? No, I have not. Oh, this season. He was runner-up this season. Oh, really? Yeah. Sig Neutron puts some crazy stuff. He was at Kamikaze. A fuckface was at Kamikaze. That's right. He's in my shirts. And he dressed Rani, who's a beautiful woman, up like Gary Oldwoman. She had the bun and the thing. Yeah, that was genius. It was. And he does like fish faces. And when they were in here, they were telling us that one of the best was they did Popeye the Sailor Moon. Yeah, that was a favorite one of mine. Her face was Popeye. She had the arms. But from behind, it was the Sailor Moon outfit, so people would follow her around. And Rani has an ass. She has an ass. She has an ass. She can get her waist down to 18 inches, and she has a big bubble butt like Kim Kardashian. And so you can imagine. Way better than Kardashian. Yeah, it's not greasy. Yeah. No, Rani's beautiful. She's beautiful. So you should have them on the show, and we have them on the show. They're great. We're going to have them back again. Oh, good, good, good. Yeah, hopefully soon. Wonderful people. I'm trying to figure out, because we're going to have them on, well, hopefully with Amazon Eve from American Heart. Oh, yeah, we saw that. Definitely. Or maybe, because Missy Munster was on the show last week at my birthday show. That'd be a cool one. She's going to be on Face Off. She's going to be on Face Off next year, or they're in talks. But this is a good segue, and we're going to get back to Cold Sluts on Fire, because I want to hear about this, and we're going to really get into Trixie's story. But I was at Kamikaze, and this is some interviews, Kat, that you can enjoy. We were at Kamikaze, and I did some interviews. The first tape is me interviewing our friend Ash, who owns Creepsville 666, which is a, I don't know if you're familiar with them. They sell T-shirts, too, and they have some really cool designs. Oh, I'll check them out. Right. It's not as great. It's as good as your blackish, where you put white people's faces on it, which is great. Yeah, that was a nice one. I don't know if you have that on the shirt yet, but I'd love to have that. And I got to order some shirts for you for Christmas. And we're going to get the website. So if you go to the Etsy store or coldslutsonfire.com. Yeah, you know, if you go to Etsy and just search Cold Sluts on Fire, it's the easiest way to find it. Right. URL, there's too many letters and numbers in there. I don't know what it is, but that's probably the best way to do it. So the first one is, I interviewed, and let me just, because I want to make sure I have these names correct, but I interviewed Ash from Creepshow 666, and I interviewed the kids. And I don't know if you're familiar with the TV show Land of the Lost. It was a little before my time, but apparently it was really big. And the kids from Land of the Lost, I guess it was kids that ended up, I'm not sure how, it was like a Croft thing. And they ended up in a dinosaur. They ended up, they were trapped in an alternative universe. Oh, I love that. And had it for dinosaurs. Will Ferrell did a movie. So we had Rosalie, or Rosalie, you were Kathy Coleman, Phillip Paley, who were the kids, and they were there. And so that's the first one, which is the first Creepshow 666, and then Land of the Lost, if you could play that. Break the ice. I'm here at Kamikaze with Ash from Creepshow 666. Ash, Ash, what's the weirdest thing you've seen today at Kamikaze? The weirdest thing I've seen today at Kamikaze would probably be, let me think for a minute. There's been that many weird things? Well, yeah. Yeah, pretty much. It's hard to distinguish the weirder from the weirdest. You know, possibly, I don't have all day, Ash. Well, sorry. I don't know. I'm trying to think of something. My memory's not, it's not good to be honest with you. I remember something in my vicinity. I can, well, what happened yesterday that really took you off course? Let me see. I met Lobo yesterday. The real Lobo? Well, I think it was the real Lobo. Not the new Lobo. The old school Lobo. Oh, so you are a comic book fan from way back. Oh, yeah. Of course. Have you been going to comic book conventions since, like it was just comic books? Yeah. Well, I went to a couple in the UK when it was just comic books, but they were still pretty fledgling things back in those days. Fledgling? Fledgling. Fledgling. Fledgling. Yeah, yeah. I thought you said flagellant. Well, that is. Like a comic and farting convention. That's too movie, you know? But yeah. Yeah. Well, I love your stuff. Thank you. That's why I was trying to get you guys to sponsor the show, but now we got so many sponsors. Good. But we'll talk about it. Yeah, Josie K was really trying to hook that up. But I do have to ask, you got so many cool vampire things. Uh-huh. And you're right around the corner from the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Yeah. Has there been any static? Any beef? Not at all, because we did a license for them also. So. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. We're kind of. But if we didn't, there'd probably be a little. I don't know. We're kind of like to go for the full spectrum dominance, you know? Right. Yeah. We like our hands in bed. Vampire, Elvira. It's all good. It's all good, you know? Hot girls in tight black dresses. Pretty much, yeah. We like that. Makes the world go round, you know? It sure does. Yeah. Thanks, Ash. You're welcome. Oh. I'm here at Kamikaze. I got big stars here. From Land of the Lost, it's Kathy Coleman who played Holly, I'm assuming. And Phil Paley and Wesley Yor. How are you guys doing? How are you feeling at Kamikaze? Wesley, you look like the spokesman. How's Kamikaze treating you so far? Ron, Holly, Ron, there's a dinosaur. You really are. You really are Wesley Yor. What kind of a spokesperson is that? OK, do you have a specific? Hey, we're here at the Kamikaze Expo. We're having a great time. Yeah. Met a lot of really cool people over the weekend and had a lot of laughs. And good stories. It's mostly adults, isn't it? No, you know what? A mixture. Really? Because the adults are showing their children the show now. So it's moving it along. Did you guys get any residuals from the shitty movie or what? OK, the interview is canceled. We're up. Ari. Chaka, chaka. Chaka, chaka, no. Chaka, don't bite Holly. Oh, gosh, I hate this. It's always happening. It doesn't take much to get you guys going. No, it's just terrible. Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition. Matthew Gray. The greatest earthquake ever known. High on the rapids, it struck their tiny rafts. Ah! Plunged them down 1,000 feet below. To the land of the lost. Lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost. Oh, you guys are the best. I love you guys. Thanks a lot so much for doing that. Yeah, it doesn't take much to get them going. I don't know. I don't know if either one of you were child stars at one time, but it's hard to let that go. Well, I don't know. I've always felt like I've been famous, even my first memory as being famous. So who knows? Maybe I don't remember being on TV, though. I was going to say, I don't remember the fuck-face Jimmy guest starring role on Different Strokes or anything. But the second clip, and we've got two more of these, they get better. This is going to be good. I interview a pirate girl. She's a captain. And then the best of them all, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be a pirate. And then the best of them all, Tommy was so from the room. And we were trying to explain what the room was to Cat. Now, you guys are into surrealist stuff. So you've seen it a few times. Oh, I've seen it. I've seen it one time, but it was right at its peak. And it was all five theaters. And people were throwing those spoons like there was no tomorrow. It's like the Rocky Horror of the 21st century. This guy had a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard of just his face, the room. They've had midnight shows of this thing all over the country for over ten years. And you see it. It's the worst movie you've ever seen. It's indescribably bad. It's so bad it's good. Somehow it really is the worst movie ever. I saw it again the other night, and I was astonished at what I was seeing. You watch this movie, and there's a whole panorama of San Francisco, some decent music. So you're like, okay, it's kind of low budget, but it might be a good movie. This guy opens the door. He's like, hotbed, how are you? And then you're like, oh, my God. But for some reason, once you start watching, you can't stop. Yeah. So first a pirate, then Tommy Wiseau. Cut off. I had it on pause. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Here we go again. Okay. Okay. So let's start with, I think all of hers. Don't repeat the. What is it about pirates that's intrigued you? For me, I like the metaphor of it. Obviously, I use it in my artwork. So it's like, you know, the freedom, plumbing the depths, being a revolutionary, living by your own rules, living life to the fullest. Right. Out to discover inner treasure. Were there really women that were like that? Were there really women captains back then? I would think they were all wenches. Oh, there was tons. Actually, there's tons. No, there's tons. And one of the most famous is Madame Chang. And she had a fleet of like a thousand ships, 80,000 pirates. She was like the most notorious businesswoman pirate of all time. Really? Yeah. And there's really a ton of pirate queens. Really? Yeah. Well, I've seen a few pirate queens in West Hollywood, but. Yeah. No, these were real. They had their own fleets. Right. They had their own ships. They were killers. Yeah? Yeah. So I got to be careful around you. Yeah, I would say so. You got a hook, the whole thing? I don't have a hook, but I've got guns, I've got knives. So when you see a good looking guy and he's got a wooden leg, is that like even more of a turn on? I haven't met one yet. Really? I'll let you know when that happens. Because I know a guy who's got one arm, he could throw a hook on there if you want. Yeah, maybe. I mean, I don't know. Yeah? I'd have to see it. You know, it's like, it's not just the accoutrements of piracy that enshrines it. It's the irony that intrigue me. It's really the whole package. Right. Some guy's walking around with the just like sweatpants and a peg leg. That's not going to cut it. Yeah, that's not going to cut it. Oh, okay. All right. And also, I mean, it's really a good sign for me because my truck, my Toyota pickup is painted on the side. I've got an octopus. I have graffiti that says art pirate. So when men tell me like, wow, that your truck's embarrassing, it's like, bye-bye. Oh, I would never say that. That's who I am. Yeah, that's who I am. The guy who says, oh my God, I love your truck. It's like, that's the man for me. Oh my God, I love your truck. Yeah, but you got to be looking at it. The way you described it, I could just imagine how awesome it is. Yeah, it's super cool. And I'm looking you right in the eyes too. I wish I had a picture of it. Yeah, it's a super truck. Oh, so how are people treating you here at Kamikaze? Fabulous. Yeah? Everybody's really great. And it's, well, it's not happening now, but most people want to come by and get their pictures taken with us. We had another person, so this is our third day. It's quite exhausting. I know. It's so overstimulating. Right. You know, there's so many, like you're here trying to work your booth, but you're so busy. Yes. Looking at all the characters coming by. Oh yeah. We want to get our pictures taken with them. And what's the weirdest character you've seen besides myself? You know what? I'm so tired, I can't really think. I'm going to need like, I would need to look at pictures because it's really been an event. Yes, it has. Well, thank you so much. We've seen awesome stuff. Really incredible. Any cool pirates? So creative. Yeah, we've seen some cool pirates, but we've just seen way cool, like look at this weird guy with the bird on his shoulder. He's amazing. Arr. No, that's Dexter's laboratory. What? That's a 20th century show. Yeah, see, so I'm so out of it. I'm just impressed with everybody's costumes, but apparently they're just characters based on something they've seen. Right. So yeah, so I think everybody's, well, I just think everybody's original because I don't know any better. I don't have a TV or anything, but I guess. I didn't mean to ruin it. Well, yeah, because TV's weren't around back in the pirate days. Exactly. Exactly. So I don't know anything about the new shows. So I just get so excited. I'm like, wow, you're brilliant. And somebody's like, oh, now this is a TV show. You got a deck of cards though, I would imagine. Yeah, I got a lot. I bet you do. I bet you're good at it too. I got pirate decks. I got pirate tarot cards. I'll bet you do. Can you look into my future right now? I didn't bring them with me. Sorry. I know. What was the last time you made a man walk the plank? It's been a while. Well, I'll have to give you my card. I'm out of, yeah, I'm out of a lot of, I can't even, I can't even talk. All right. I'll have to give you my card then. Okay. Anyway, thanks for the interview. Yeah, that was fun. Okay. Let's just do a handstand. Yeah. Let's do a handstand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be here. Yeah. Yeah. I actually, from this side. This man is always directing. The man is always directing. I am so, this is one of my heroes, Tommy Wiseau. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy Wiseau. Yeah. The director, writer, director, star of the room. I love the room. Were you surprised that the room was so successful or when you put a billboard on Hollywood Boulevard, you knew it was going to be successful? Well, I, it's different cookie cutter from Hollywood. So again, you know, it was successful. Yeah. successful so it is successful but when you put a big giant billboard of your face on Hollywood Boulevard for years you do you knew it was the audience was gonna catch it right eventually but I was not sure 100% and I know so you have a lot of new products here you have time to sell underwear yeah I designed the underwear was very roomy in the crotch I know yeah yeah it's perfect for everybody actually for ladies guys as well really so if your package is not as in doubt as what I mean what so still it's very roomy and comfortable yeah absolutely and you have also secret pocket oh wow yeah so you can put stuff if you want to see oh wow that's great so yeah you can put like a look you know some change or put the change idea or whatever else you want to put it there exactly so you don't you don't really need to wear pants you could just use the underwear there you go how come there was never a sequel to the room and eventually maybe it would be I don't know yet right and but everybody's writing books and and things and don't forget what you read well well you were you were the artist yes thank you and and you've won documentary award since then so you obviously know how to how to film do you think it's do you get offended when people say it's the worst movie of all time no you know what I get so used to number one and number two I think like I said today's Hollywood as well probably was not ready for a different thing because right now I'm working on the neighbors and then I do foreclosure so you will see it my work I say hey it's not you know I'm saying to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself to myself I've seen this behind the scenes on the DVD. I've watched DVD many times. Blu-ray as well? I haven't seen the Blu-ray yet. Yeah, so it's totally different footage. Oh, great. So if you see it, you will see, hey, actually, that was regular production, you know? So a lot of people don't understand that we've been doing the room really high quality, I would say. Right. Either, you know, people say, oh, why he used the two cameras? Well, why this guy is blue, the reason I used the two cameras is because I want to experience something different. And this is before Blu-ray, but you anticipated Blu-ray. Absolutely. Yeah. So again, you see, this is also 3D as well. It's 3D? No, no. It would be eventually. Oh, you're going to do the room, you're going to convert it to 3D? Yeah, I'm working on it, so. So, I mean, there's some sex scenes and your butt's going to be in 3D? I guess. We cannot cut that. That's a special treat for the women. There you go. And a couple guys. Yeah, whatever. Yes. I hate to ask you, but can you do the, you're tearing me apart. Absolutely. I'm used to it, so it's not a big deal. Again, I like to say, whatever. I'm a person who listens to your show. I want to say thank you to all the fans of support. And again, don't believe what you read. And later on, you will find out who I am, what I am. But I'm very happy that people embraced the room and we were very successful. And now this is for you. You are tearing me apart. I love it. You stop. I love it. I love it. Thank you, Tommy. I'd love to have you on my show sometime. I appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Do you have a TV show? There is an artist. Absolutely. Absolutely. And there's one real quick one, real quick. I interviewed Lloyd Kaufman from Troma. I'm sure one of your heroes. The Toxic Avenger. You know Troma? Oh, yeah. Troma Studios. No. No. You got to come over and watch Sergeant Kabuki, man. I really want to see the room now. Jesus Christ. I can't believe I just said that. I think we're going to have a lot of, there's a screening in December. We're all going. I told Nestor who has a show here and the guy who owns the studio. But anyway, here's Lloyd Kaufman real quick. The Dark Mark Show. The Dark Mark Show. I'm here at Troma. It should be Troma Kazi, but it's Kamikaze. You're like a rock star. This is Lloyd Kaufman. Well, thank you. I love Mark White and especially the Dark Mark Show. And Toxie, what's your favorite part of Dark Mark Show? Toxie? Toxic Avenger? I love his suit. It's fantastic. Well, you know, my co-host is Josie Cat, one of the stars of Tales from the Crapper. You remember her, right? Josie Cat is amazing. And Josie Cat and I did it. She did a lesson for Make Your Own Damn Movie Channel. The Make Your Own Damn Movie Channel. Josie and I did a special effects lesson. And she is great, Toxie. I thought she was giving me a bunch of crap, but she knows you. No, she's really cool. And the Piss Ants group, the band. Right, right, right. We had music and she's great. I'd like to see her again. And Toxie, you like Josie too. Toxie's suit's looking good today. I love Toxie. Now, which do you think is your masterpiece? Toxic Avenger or Tales from the Crapper? Well, Toxie's standing here giving me a very fan-toxic... Once he started raving about Josie Cat, the tape went dead. But anyway, so those are my... So what did you think of Kamikaze, fuckface? Well, I thought it was really a fun time. There was plenty of children right there. And so it was a little bit... I was a little bit nervous I had to come over and see my shirts and be offended or something like that. But everybody seemed to get a real chuckle out of it. Especially the... What was it? It was the Rose Luck in Bondage. It was really getting those kids upset. It's from My Little Pony. It's from My Little Pony. Right, right. It's specifically for the bronies. Well, yeah, it's for anybody who loves my little pony or bondage. And anybody who masturbates to cartoons, basically. Well, which is everybody. Horse cartoons. Horse cartoons. That's fascinating. Do you know about the bronies? No. I'm educating you all over the place. There's a whole subculture of people. I know. God damn it. I've been trying to get some on the show for a while. It's a horrifying future world here. We almost have people... Well, it's interesting. There's two types of people. These are men. These are grown men. I'm not kidding. You Google it. Google it. Okay. Okay. One, they jerk off to My Little Pony. I sort of can understand that. I've jerked off to cartoons. It's understandable. Cute little pony. You know, it's sick. It's weird. But it's understandable. Then there's guys that watch My Little Pony, don't jerk off to it, but love the storyline. And feel that it's speaking to them. These are teenagers and grown men. There's a documentary on Netflix. I don't know if it's still on Netflix. Bronies. Please, please check it out. It's amazing. Because that's Comic-Con. And, you know, nobody's grown up. Everybody... I saw a guy... Well, that's the best thing about it. Everybody can dress up and be whoever they want. So I really appreciate that. And I respect that. I saw a guy who had to be in his 40s with his gut hanging out dressed like Green Lantern. I'm like, Green Lantern. Did you see that guy? And, you know, there was a few Green Landers. I didn't see that big... That was... That's the only one you would have seen. Because his belly was hanging over. And I didn't know it was... Yeah, it was like a... Was it a throwback Green Lantern? Like from the 60s? No, no, no. It wasn't the... No, it was... It was the... It was... He was wearing skin tight. And you've been to fetish clubs. I have, yes. You've seen men... You tell. Yeah. There's a reason I wear the suits. There's... I mean, you can wear skin tight leather. You got the build for it. You got the build for it. Obviously. That's true. Kat has the build for skin tight latex. I do not. But I know that. And that's why I dress my physique. But you've seen men with big guts in tight latex. What is your reaction? How do you see that, Kat? My reaction to that is the same as it is with any other garment. And it's... A, you have to look at yourself and think... In the mirror. Yeah. And that this rocks. And if you think, after looking at yourself with the gut hanging out and the latex all nice and tight, that you're rocking that shit, more power to you. Right. And... But also, you also have to think of everybody else who has to look at you. Right. Now, obviously, these are two people that know how to dress. Now, we want to... Yes. We want to get to... Now, you were there and also Crappy Comic was there. Oh, yeah. He's a good friend of mine, Crappy Comic. He's on my channel. And he is a wonderful teller. He's kind of a mixture between Rodney Dangerfield and... Who's the other guy? Oh, I call him George Carlin. Except, you know, he's... He's alive. He's... Yeah, he's alive, barely. He's alive, barely. But his... He doesn't really have any jokes or anything like that, but just kind of rants. He's crappy. Just kind of rants and... He's a bad comedian. And he's creepy. He's pretty bad. He's terrible. Wait, wait. Trixie, did you say Crappy Comic's creepy? He's so creepy. I don't like the way he looks at me. Yeah, he looks at everybody that way. So, don't take it personal, honey. Does he look at you that way, fuckface? Oh, yeah, he does. Oh, yeah. Okay. But I slap him. I keep him in line. Because I notice that your shirt's unbuttoned quite a bit. You're showing... Well, you know, that's just my style. I just like to show the world what kind of freak I am. And they're going to appreciate it whether they like it or not. That's my viewpoint. It's a very Stephen Tyler meets Tony Clifton sort of look that you got going. Yeah, yeah. Except I got the physique for it. Right, right, right. Well, Stephen Tyler is still, I guess, I don't know, but... Well, he's an amateur. Now, Trixie, what small town did you come from? I don't think I caught that. I don't like to talk about the past, but I did come from Death Valley. Oh, wow. Yeah. And so, from what I understand, you took the midnight train going anywhere and you ended up in Hollywood. Yeah, well, I've always had this glamorous dream of being a cigarette spokesmodel because it's so classy. Specifically, Virginia Slims. I've always wanted to be a Virginia Slims cigarette spokesmodel. Do they still make Virginia Slims? They do. Oh, I believe they make eight versions of them. Oh, okay. I guess so. But anyway, I came out here because Fuckface Jimmy had this cool... This cool ad saying that he was having workshops to become a cigarette model. Was this on Craigslist? Oh, yeah, of course. It was on Craigslist, and all you had to do is come to Hollywood and bring two cartons of marbles. Okay. It was awesome. Did he insist on naked pictures first? Well, of course. You know, every one of my ads requires certain materials. Well, I'm a model, so you have to know how I look to see my potential. Right, right. That's right. And she had plenty of potential. I can see that. I can see what you're saying. Hey. What? Hey. Oh, yeah. I said, come on, right down, honey. All you need is your two cartons, and maybe, you know, we'll get a drink afterwards. This is awesome. And how did that work out? Now, you are a spokesmodel for Virginia Slims? Yeah, well, I am, you know, Virginia Slims, I mean, things have changed, so I'm trying to get into e-cigarette ads because I've done some Indonesian stuff where cigarettes are still, like, cool, but here, it's like, I gotta do the e-cigarettes. But I've been practicing. You wanna hear my, like... Oh, yes, we do. I wanna hear it. Oh, do I wanna hear it? What do you wanna hear? I'm on the edge of my seat. This is a real cigarette ad, okay? Okay, let's do it. Mmm. Oh, that was smooth. Now, here's e-cigarette ad. Okay. Oh. Mmm. Oh, that was good. Wow. What do you think? I see the difference. Wonderful. Wonderful. Total essence of a cigarette, you guys. He is a star. He is a worldwide star. I've been working on that for months. Wait, wait. What about a vape pen? Vape pen. Oh, that was good. Oh. Matt, Matt. The traffic of cigarette ads. You are a judge of talent, my friend. Wonderful for cigarette ads, everybody. You, you, from, from just a couple of naked pictures, you could tell the acting talent that was there. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, as soon as I opened, flipped open that Manila envelope and I saw a little, little bit of peachy goodness in there, I knew it was gonna end in bliss. Right. Yeah, and of course, he got me hooked on reacid, so that was the end of that. I was gonna ask you about reacid. What is, what is reacid? Well, uh. I may or may not be the manufacturer of a certain party drug. That is called reacid and that is after Rihanna. I, and here is a, I got a picture of her from the, the VMA Awards when she was horrified when Miles Harris was on stage. You know, it's a classic picture. Right. And I just decided to put that picture in different colors and stuff. Reacid is so awesome. It takes the essence of the stardom and glamor of Rihanna. That's true. And it just like puts you in that and makes you feel unstoppable. I'm totally on so much reacid right now. That's how we both are. It's like, it's like diamonds in the sky. Yes, totally. It's great. I mean. Hallelujah. Miles Harris and Rihanna seem to be the, the obsessions of you. Uh, well, you know, uh, how, how can you blame me? I mean, they're just so, you know, uh, glamorous and repugnant at the same time. Well, here's the, here's the question. Have you had either one of them? Well, I know I have in my mind. But, um. Who hasn't? Some of the, some of the reality is little sketchy sometimes. I heard they went to one of our pornography parties. Oh, that's right. You know, at my studio in Culver City, my video studio. Right. On the roof, we have our big Hollywood, uh, pornography parties. We have the best Hollywood pornography parties. It's so awesome. Oh, please tell us Trixie. In detail. Well, it's, it's, um. Yeah, the cat wants to know. Of course there's. We don't want to go too into detail. There's pornography playing everywhere. That's true. Is, is Cat invited to the next, uh. Of course you're invited. Yes. Get her giddy up. Bring your friends. And Mark, we have to have you there. Oh, absolutely. We should do a show. We should do a show. Pinky promise me you're going to be my date. Oh, uh, well, I, I'd love to be your date. Is, is that okay with fuck face? Is this a monogamous relationship? You know, it's, it's all good. She said it's my relationship. Oh, do you guys swing? You know, it's a group love kind of situation going on. I'm telling you that I get what I want when I want. And so I'm not held down to nothing. Oh, really? She's an independent lady over there. She can get what, exactly what she wants. Okay. What does that entail? I mean, is. We get super hot. We get glamorous. I mean, you're already super glamorous as always. Oh, thank you. And we go up to the top floor of his crazy studio. It's like 20 stories high or something. And, um, there's porn playing everywhere. Everyone's dressed up and there's re acid and there's crushed sweet tarts. That's the latest thing. It's awesome. Kids are really into it. No, no, I know. I saw a picture of you, uh, starting some, uh, crushed sweet tarts. How does that, how does that, what's the rush? Oh man. It just makes you feel like, kind of like you're cracked out, but then it gives you this gritty feel like it's like there's like sand in your nose. It's like invigorating. There's a little bit of back of the tongue. A little bit of bleeding going on, but you know, you forget about that after a while. Now sweet tarts and re acid. Should you, were you mixing those? Oh, of course. Of course. Yeah. That's super fun. Right. And I, I do want to play this actually. Uh, I mean, this is just because you guys are trying to raise money for cold sluts on fire. More comedy videos, more t-shirts. Yep. And you guys have made a video that is a very good argument to give money, lots of money to cold sluts on fire. The more money, the better. Ka-ching. Let's, let's see that video. Let me see. What the heck? I'm so skinny. I'm supposed to be like underway by like doctor standards, but these things are so much better. I'm so skinny. I'm so skinny. I'm so skinny. I'm so skinny. I'm so skinny. I'm so skinny. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. Just to show you guys. You think sweet tarts come pre-crushed? You think sexy ladies and drag queens are all altruistic humanitarians throwing themselves on this here lazy carcass free of charge? Not a chance, skeezix! Now we need your help, Adherent. How am I supposed to bring you the funniest, zaniest, weirdest, most deaf-fucked-up, trashy comedy this side of Alpha Centauri? Here in Skittrell. I'm a systems fucker! Look at that, power brokers! You're out of your mind, lady! Slash! Graves! Midnight mayonnaise! I'm gonna barf! Bullshit! Hanging out of the ugly face. Now wasn't that impressive? We need cash for camera batteries. Audio and computer cords. Videos and video cards. And a bunch of other stuff. And a bunch of other stuff. Video lights! Microphones! Camera memory cards! Gorilla? Tape. Gasoline! Space rental? Makeup, fucker. Uh, costumes? Monster energy drinks! And wigs, wigs, and more wigs! But this ain't no wig. This shit's real. Real expensive. Also, some party favors for our new notorious Hollywood pornography parties. Wouldn't hurt a bet either, skeezix. Ha ha! Oh, doody! Have another line of sweet tarts, honey. All right. Ooh! This is some good candy. It's totes getting me there. Awesome! We need money for sweet tarts to power this whole endeavor. We can't do it alone. We need some stimulants. What's up with this old lady holding a ball? Well, honey pie, now that is the great Buddha. Isn't Buddha a dude? This bitch has tits. Jimmy! Where did all the sweet tarts go? I'm outta here! Wait! I had to sell my grandmother for that sugar. Sugar, please don't leave me! What price order? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Take off your pants. Show me what you got down low. Drive your car car. Drive it through my funky tunnel. Oh, doody! Take off your shirt tee. Show me what you got on top. So that was a, that must have been a rough night, day in your relationship. Well, yeah. That was a little word there for a second. I'll take that for a second. So you said drag queens. Are you into drag queens still? Who isn't? Come on! I mean, you know. They are hot. They are totally. They are beautiful. Totes hot. Totes hot. So have you, I'm trying to think. Have you ever like fucked a drag queen while a drag queen's fucking the human centipede thing? Like she's a fucking a drag queen and the drag queen's fucking Trixie? Well, I'll have to run back the security tape from our pornography parties, but I think that did happen. I've seen you do that. I've totally seen you do that. Again, I don't like to brag. I am a very humble man. I don't like to brag. man and and who gave you the nickname fuck face jimmy that's i've always wanted to know that well it's sort of like a it's kind of like a boy named sue kind of situation um that was my given name from my father really so so facebook uh you've got the birth certificate of facebook uh after you mark zuckerberg you know he was going to shut me down and then i just got that a certificate out and you know uh he let me on his very nice facebook there very nice and um you know i still exist there electronically so when you were in school like you're in third grade and the teacher is like fuck face jimmy are you here yeah ff for short that was my like you know kid name i guess right because we were we're trying to figure out how old i know how old you are you're you're 19 right and you it's uh it's hard to say well i'm timeless that's the way i like to look at it and uh so and you've always had a mustache i would have imagined i was born with a mustache i was born with a mustache i was born with a mustache i was born with a mustache i was born it tickled my mother a little bit on birth but uh she got over it right and uh so and then it's so it's been saving flavor for quite some time oh it's ripe it is fermenting a whole can you smell his mustache i can i can i was wondering what that was i can smell it i can just imagine what's been on that mustache the porn stars the drag queens the hollywood stars so you You've been putting Craigslist ads. Are you still putting Craigslist ads for new talent? Oh, every day. You know, in fact, maybe I should go out and do another one right now. I try to do one every 15 minutes. Right, right, right. So you get a lot of new pictures on your computer. I need talent. Lots of it. Right. So if we give you money, so what are the future videos that Colt Sluts on Fire? And like I say, I forgot to say this at the beginning of the show. Colt Sluts on Fire. Yes. It didn't really dawn on me the name. It's a fancy name. Literally, I didn't get Colt on Fire until I booked you guys. I was like, oh, I get it now. Sort of like the yin and yang. Right. So if we do donate to Colt Sluts on Fire, what videos will we be looking forward to? Well, we have all sorts of things coming up starring all sorts of stars that we have. You know, a pyramid guy is going to be a new pyramid guy. More of me, right, Jimmy? Oh, yes, of course. There was going to be plenty of videos featuring Trixie Camaro. Plenty of Trixie. Now, who's Pyramid Guy? Pyramid Guy is this crazy feller found on the internet. He is obsessed with pyramids. Really? And he lives in his mother's basement right next to, in his beds right next to the furnace. And all he does all day long is think about pyramids and pyramid power. And he goes to some of these conventions sometimes. And he dresses up as Pyramid Guy, all in like a pharaoh's outfit. And he has a big pyramid on his staff. And he just walks around and people love him. Is he a conspiracy theorist or he just likes pyramids? I think he just likes pyramids. He's a bit of a simple-minded feller. But he's still really nice. He's obsessed. But I've seen him at one of the pornography parties. And boy, can he go down. I've seen him. It's crazy. Has he ever stuck that pyramid in some interesting place? He always takes that. He made it for Comic-Con. And people liked it so much. He takes it everywhere. And he's brought it to our pornography parties. And he jokes around. He's going to do something. But then nobody ever lets him. But apparently he doesn't need to because he has a really big thing. Really? How are you? Yeah. Like really huge. Like I couldn't get near it. I'm like, I'm little. He had to roll it in on a cart. Right. What about Fuckface? How's he on? Oh. I only laugh because you would never expect it. He's a grower, not a shower. It gets pretty big. Oh, okay. Good. Because he's a tall, skinny guy. I would think. I got four dicks. Let me just lay down the line here. You have four dicks. He has four dicks. He has four dicks. Yeah. It's pretty wild. I didn't know you wanted to tell everybody, Jimmy. Well, you know. So you're quadradickless. You know, people. Quadradickful. Quadradickful. Quadradickful. I'm sorry. I'm trying to think. I don't know what. Not quadriplegic. Quadradickful. Quadrasomething. Quadraplegic. Quadrabonerific or something. I don't know what it is. So you could fuck four girls at once. Well, at least four. At least four. Some of them are prehensile, so I can hang from the ceiling on one of them. Right. And like. And fuck two or three other diagreens at the same time. But they are kind of skinny, so it's probably better when they all just go into one hole. Oh, is that what happens? It's pretty good, though. Oh, okay. But yeah. It's kind of like science fiction. Kind of like a squid sort of feeling. Yeah, yeah. But all into one hole. It's really cool. Right. I didn't know you had four dicks. Not many people do. I saw Caligula. I saw the guy with two dicks, but I've never seen somebody with four dicks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, he's a bit of an amateur. I got him times two. Well, no wonder you're called Fuckface. Exactly. There you go. Maybe that's why she named me that. That's right. It's a premonition of what my life was going to be like. And Sig and Randy, if you're fans of Face Off, they're involved with Cold Sluts on Fire. That's right. They're going to be in a new production that we're doing. It's going to be called Prisoner of Hollyweird Land. And they're going to be starring in there with Crappy Comic. It's going to be fantastic. Wow. So Crappy Comic's a comic relief. That's right. But he's not funny. He's not funny. He's more tragic. Okay, so he's a tragic relief. He's kind of a. He's a laugh at kind of a guy rather than a laugh with. I know those people. Where does the time go? Oh, my goodness. It's only two minutes and 53 seconds. Only two minutes left. Wow. Right. How'd that happen? So we have time for the spank train, but before we do. Ooh. Are we going to get a demo of the four peni? Do you want to see the four peni? I think I'd want to see one of the four peni at least. All four. It's all or nothing with me. Fuckface, can we. He said he wouldn't show anybody unless they're on the show. Unless they're on the show. Unless they're on the show. That's what you told me. Yeah, which show? Is it my show or is it yours? Yeah. Which show are we talking about? He told me unless we were on Colts on Fire. Oh, you said to go on Colts on Fire. That's right. I didn't remember that. You only get one if you won on this show. But for all four. At the very least, you got to come to our Hollywood pornography party, but I would love to have you on the show. Happily. Happily. And then we can come back and I can report. And you want to get closer to the mic, Kat. Oh, yes. Yes. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You guys, I have to repeat. So Kat, you look lovely. Everybody's been wanting to see what's the one to know what's been happening with you. Oh. How do we get a hold of you? Um, Facebook, of course. Yeah, she's pretty hot. Kat, a tale of two cats. Yes. Kat, a tale of two cats. Katface on Facebook. Kat's Entertainment also on Facebook and Kat's Cabaret also on Facebook. Kat'sentertainment.com. Do you want to explain the catface to them real quick? It's a beautiful catface you have there. Very, very catty face. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Where can we see you dancing? In the public. Oh. I was going to say in your dreams. All right. She's got four dicks. It's already there. Trade. We'll trade. Four dicks for a dance. One of the pink, one of the stink, and a pink donut. Dance. Right, right, right. Right now, I'm just teaching, so if you want to come take a class, I am open to male and female. We should do that, honey. You really should. And how do we get a hold of you to take a class? www.katz-entertainment.com. K-A-T-Z. Yes. Entertainment. Thank you. Yes. Dot com. Thank you. And Cold Sluts on Fire, fuckface. And I've wanted to have a guest on forever and say, hey, how are you doing, fuckface? Fuckface. Let's know with you. But fuckface, how do we get a hold of fuckface? How do we get a hold of you? Well, it's a real symbol. Just go to any one of these social constructs and just go Cold Sluts on Fire. We're on Instagram, Cold Sluts on Fire. We're at coldslutsonfire.com is the YouTube channel. Right. And we're on everything else. So I'll get a new search. I'm friends with you on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. All of that. Yeah, that's right. And Trixie, how do we get a hold of you? You get a hold of me through Cold Sluts on Fire because he has an exclusive contract right now. That's right. I don't tell him when I see it. But if we go to a pornography party, everything goes out the window, right? Yeah. You never know. Why do you think I invited you? I'm up for the highest bidder, baby. You're 19 going on, hmm. Whatever you want. Oh, I bet. What do your parents think of your Hollywood excursions? You know what? I don't even know about them because I was raped by my grandmother in a trailer park. Okay. And I guess she doesn't give a shit because she probably fucked Fuckface back in the day. She has her boy toys. Anyway. We could go on forever, but next week we're going to... I learned from the best. Grandmommy, hi. Anyway, I got to get out of here. Fuckface. Thank you, China, by the way. Thank you, China. Fuckface. Thank you. And everybody have a wonderfully creepy week. Bye. Bye. you