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Good evening everybody Thanks for joining us This is Sexandipity I'm Dr. Limor Blockman And I have wonderful guys in the studio I'm surrounded by males I'm very happy Sounds creepy, didn't it?
I know Surrounded by males Creeper Sounds like the Bonobo roar Go ahead, go ahead Well, my name is Dave Corrado And I do stand-up comedy And sitting to my right is Josh Nassar And I do stand-up comedy And I do a lot of other things I do a lot of other fun things What do you do?
I do stand-up comedy I host a TV show for Discovery And I'm on a show called Sons of Anarchy Wow That's what I do That's a lot And I do relationship and dating advice Oh, of course Well, I've done I did that for 15 years Really?
Yeah, over 10,000 hours of counseling One-on-one group Oh, my God Did you like it?
Yeah, it's helped me really develop myself I was really kind of like handicapped in the area of dating I was always dating emotionally unavailable women I was emotionally unavailable Okay, I don't need you laughing at me You know what you see?
Bromance He didn't laugh You know what?
I'm being quiet I know I know you're laughing at me You're making me feel uncomfortable Well, you're making me feel uncomfortable, all right?
So on that note, I really want to ask you guys Because you're guys So, you know, it doesn't matter how open-minded I am as a female But I want to just address the whole idea of threesomes Because it's such a, you know, it's always on everybody's mind And everybody's like maybe talking about it Maybe not so talking about it But what do you think?
I mean, do you guys like the idea of a threesome?
Well, I'm sorry, do you want to go?
Go ahead All right, here's my opinion I don't want another guy in the room while I'm I don't want anybody with a penis coming near my ass No, no, no Is that what you meant?
That's what I meant But it was, I actually, I told a joke to somebody about how like I don't even like to focus I don't even, to have two women I guess that would be on my bucket list But it hasn't happened But I know I would end up focusing on one woman more than the other And that should be a problem Yeah Unless they play amongst themselves Yeah, that would be okay That would be lovely But I know the one that I liked See, this was my joke Was the one that I liked more would be sucking me off While the one I like less would be eating my asshole You see?
So that could be a dream come true But yeah, what do you think, Josh?
To be honest, I just vomited in my own mouth So small, yeah?
I don't know, I don't know what's up I just know that, that's me You know what?
I love it I would love to be with 70 women at once But honestly, I don't think it's a good thing For a relationship, no I don't want to share with anybody And I don't want to be shared with anybody I really think it only leads to problems I don't personally know anybody that I've talked to That has done it And their relationship, from my opinion, is healthy Yeah I just don't think so I think it causes a lot of issues A lot of distress, a lot of mistrust And, you know, as I said If I was dating somebody I wouldn't do it There'd be no way So, but if you were in a non-relationship Say, in a setting that you are with someone Yeah, I'd be getting all kinds of hoes, motherfucker I'm going What's up, baby?
But the thing is, is it really what you would do?
Or just, is it something that it's very male Kind of oriented to say?
Do men really are Are men really interested in threesomes?
Or is it just like a, you know, more social Kind of contribution?
Yeah They are One of the sevensomes Okay I mean Going back thousands of years There's always been You know Yeah, harems We didn't make any of this up Yeah You know, prostitution There's more female prostitutes That's what we want We're built for sex We're built to breed Right So you think women are not?
I don't know what women are I just know that every girl I look at I want to hook up with Okay, and you would prefer the more the merrier Yeah, why not?
No, I want to ask Because why not is a good question And I want to relate to something that Dave said Because you said I'm going to satisfy one You said I'm going to satisfy one More than the other Then what do you do?
It's like, don't you feel kind of inadequate When the other one is like bored?
Is that like a possibility?
I'm just curious Well, you know, it's not a situation that I've had So, I mean, I have not In your fantasy Yeah, well, it's not even It's not even something I really fantasize about that much I really just I think I personally am focused on just whoever You know, I'm with at that time You want to Yeah Gratify Yeah, yeah, yeah But, I mean, if the opportunity came That I'd be with the multiple partners Two women would attack me And drag me to bed I'm a very small penis So I won't satisfy anybody That's, it doesn't matter I'm hung like a pebble, sir Oh my God No, I don't You know what?
I disagree with you on that I think I could satisfy both I mean, not like, hey, I'm But no, you just figure it out So what do you do?
What do you do?
Because I'm curious, you know, as a woman You're in bed with two women What do you do?
To satisfy both of them I mean, they're demanding Women are insatiable But you can like No, crazy women You're insane I'm not going to say I'm not going to say Yeah, right?
That's one thought I mean, I don't know I mean, you've got two hands I know Well, in general, according to a study Most women were less interested in Male, female, male What you may call What study is that first?
What's the study?
I want to know Who did the study?
The study was conducted on On grad students Okay In Canada And they asked about 800 students Will they engage in a threesome?
Okay When with the males, they asked Will you join a man Someone of the opposite sex Okay, so So you're saying They asked men If they want to be with a man and a girl?
With two women Yeah, okay No, someone from the opposite sex Yes Okay, so two women So they asked a man If you want to be with two women Okay And a woman if you want to be with two men Okay That's what they asked So the men, what do you think?
I mean, there was The results were very common To understand And then kind of, you know Predictable Most men said yes Oh, hell yeah I want to be with more women And most women said no But it was actually very interesting You know, on the scale They put a scale Like Kinsey's scale It was like zero to six Most women were very close to the zero Which is hardly They hardly wanted to practice Male, female, male kind of thing And I really think that that comes from And tell me what you think They say one in four women Is sexually abused or assaulted in some way Okay Yeah, you can say Let's just say it's one in six Or one in eight But from what I've heard It's one in four in the studies Okay And the women I've talked to about this They said it's not as much about the physical That they don't want to be with two men Because they're afraid They're afraid, one But also feeling disrespected Because women are a lot objectified I mean, you know When you walk down the street Every woman I've talked to them They go, oh, I get objectified Well, I objectify myself So you get But not even that Not even that I'm looking at your boobs Not even that Yeah No, but you get objectified already Right, yeah, of course So for them They don't want to feel You know, like a piece of A whore Of meat A piece of meat So a lot of women Whereas I said I would fantasize about it I really wouldn't go through with it Because of that Because of the fear of being You know Of feeling those feelings Okay Even if they said the men were safe They just don't I don't want to feel those feelings I already feel it enough Okay I've either been sexually abused Or assaulted Or I feel objectified all the time So I throw that in You know To guys So if you look at porn That presents, you know Three sons Or a DP Or whatever it is Most women will say Yeah, it's for guys What's DP?
DP Double penetration I'm sure you know that I thought I said deep penetration I don't do that Once again But again The thing is So most women said That they wouldn't When it comes to Male, female, male And most men said they would And by the way Most men said they would Regardless of the situation Of the relationship situation That they were in Meaning That it doesn't matter If they were If it's a serious relationship Or just hanging out Or one night stand Or whatever it is They will most likely do it Now women said no But again I think that it's a little biased And in my opinion Because they didn't really refer To the other option Which is Two women and one man Which most women will agree to Okay What do you think?
Well that sounds alright to me I mean I would try it You know I mean if I had the opportunity But So you think If you're a man If a woman is presented With the idea Of having sex With another woman And another man Would that be more Do you have a study on that?
Do you have a study on that?
I don't have a study right now on it I'd be interested to look it up We should look it up For next time and see But I will say That'd be a good comparison Right But I will say That most women Are bisexual by nature And so for that reason Most women will agree Wait Educate me on that Okay Why do you say That most women are bisexual?
Well biologically Women are geared Towards bisexuality Because female sexuality Unlike male sexuality Is fluid What you may call Lacking orientation Which means That most women Have the tendency To be attracted Not necessarily act on it Most women don't I just think It's because vaginas Are awesome I think that's Pretty much What it comes down to It is very true I think vaginas Wait what's your name Over there?
Yes Jenny Please I just said vaginas Are awesome I look over And Jenny's nodding her head Of course she owns one Yes they are She even did a cheerleading sign She has third fingers I don't know why She did that I know I know But Show me Yeah But But The thing is I agree Vaginas are awesome But regardless I think that Because I don't think Innately Women are bisexual And so for that reason Most women Even if they don't act on it They'll examine the idea Of being with another woman That they find attractive Because A It's less intimidating There are no two dicks around And you know It's like less fearful And then also It's kind of like You know Kind of a Comforting surrounding I think And they can They can live You know Their dream Dream of Engaging in a sexual activity With a woman I think The guys who claim To be bisexual Are usually More oriented Towards Guys So you mean Oh okay Regardless of the threesome If a guy says He's bisexual Yeah Yeah it is true I agree I think it's a cover up You know They're mostly gay Yeah I believe so Women I think It's more about The relationship I don't know It's just In my experience Like I've met A lot of women Who are You know Bisexual Who It's kind of like Where Where do they hang out I just woke up I was sleeping I'm sorry Introduce me to them I don't know what happened I'm sorry I was sleeping I know Send me pictures I'm sorry Go ahead I'm sorry For some reason Bisexual women Are more attracted To me Than strictly Heterosexual women Because I Because I Have like Because you're delicate Yeah I know I got that delicate Poonam You know I know It's true Wait Wait a second You get I know I'm Yiddish I'm Middle Eastern I'm Syrian Jewish I don't live with that Wait Little Poonam Let me touch your cappy Sorry Wait cappy You got me on that one So I want to I want to ask you So You're saying That you have You attract a lot Of bisexual women I have Because they're More comfortable probably I mean I've had Luck with women Who are Like kind of Go both ways For some reason There has to be Doc There's got to be Something psychological There that he's Attracting that Yeah No There is He looks like a dude He doesn't look like He's not Well he is a dude Yeah But he's not An intimidating dude I'm a small man He's a small man You don't look like it I mean I don't know He's got hair You got a goatee Kind of face You know No he's gentle He's gentle But do you think That that has Something to do with it That he's attracting that I do think That women would You know Potentially feel More comfortable And less intimidated Than with a Hell's angel guy I think Okay Okay Okay I think there's Some emotional thing Going on deeper Than that Okay If he's attracting Because we do attract A certain type of person Like for me I always attracted Emotionally unavailable women Well because I was Emotionally unavailable Right That was the reason So as soon as you Found out that it's Different for you You snapped out of it So to speak Then What do you mean You attracted Different kind of women You started attracting Different kind of women Well yeah Now Okay No for years and years And years Up until three years ago Now And when I snapped out of it Now for me As emotionally unavailable women If I see they are So boom I go out with you And you do something That I sense to be For me For my taste Emotionally available I just don't date you anymore I just don't call you It's not a big deal It's nothing negative I just No no no But it makes sense It makes sense And I agree with what David is saying too That women will be Less intimidated By his appearance Because he's a gentle Kind of serene You know yeah But it is It's true I can see that I mean You know I can see that And some women I'm gonna disagree He's a dude And But I said There's something There's something deeper There's gotta be I don't know what it is I don't know You know yeah But So in general This is These were the results Of that study That women were less interested But again as I said They weren't questioned About having sex With another woman So it's kind of biased And not full And I don't really Take these results Into full consideration What they said Is that people That had already done it Were like 2% of women And with men It was like Over 10% And with the 10% Of men That practiced it Managed to do it More than 10 to 20 times So why do girls Get mad when we cheat?
That's how we're built Well You know both Homo sapiens Are not built Towards monogamy In general Okay Not even women?
Not even women I don't appreciate You calling me a homo sapien I know that as a person I know I was just making a I know But seriously We're not geared Towards monogamy In general You know So we're not A monogamous species So we're not But aren't women Like I mean More into like Nesting Like trying to You know Make a home Well There is a factor That you need to take Into consideration That a woman is incubating Meaning that a woman Has a lot more sacrifice When she gets pregnant So that's a different That's a different theory But in general You know Women and men In general We are not A monogamous species Because you know If you look at bonobos And if you look at chimps They're not monogamous either So And we come from that These are our ancestors Wait Do you mean I could have sex with chimps And nobody would get mad Is that what that means Because I've never tried that You need to raid a cage Right now I think so And it's gotta be two females Just so you know Because I'm not having sex With a male chimp I know I know He's just gonna be All over that Giddy up Now bonobos Are known to be One of the most Sexually active primates Right I mean They're very promiscuous They are very promiscuous And they're into Weird stuff Yeah But they do like The missionary position Oh Yeah Yeah They're known to Practice the missionary position What's a bonobo It's a smaller version Of a chimp Of a chimp Yeah That's what I look like I'm like a little over 5'8 So I'm like a bonobo I'm not a full chimp Yeah But in general They are They're not monogamous And so You know Humans are not Supposed to be monogamous Now you take What society Is dictating us to do That's a different story Can you call my exes And tell them this I'll do that I'm sorry This was not Josh's fault Yeah this is not his fault But honestly I tell it You know Of course we choose To practice whatever we want And that It could be You know Based on a specific relationship Where we are As well Because we We are geared You know In kind of accommodating What our partners are like Or we choose According to what We want to practice But in general We're not We're not built To be monogamous And so I just want to say You know That couples That Encounter This discomfort Or the interest And I also want to say That people And I'm just going to Touch this subject Because I didn't want to Really go through it But I just want to say That people tend to forget That if we are In a relationship It means that we are Maybe you know Monogamous And dedicated to the relationship We're not dead Okay We still have feelings And we still see things And are stimulated By things Okay That's okay And everybody should Just kind of Calm down about it So And Wait a second I'm sorry I can't I can't Let you just say that I understand that Okay But there is Certain ideas Of not putting yourself In those situations Being stimulated Not practicing it What do you mean?
I mean that If you see someone You can't avoid Looking or being stimulated Right?
I mean you're just You're surrounded By a myriad of things That are That's why I want to touch on it A lot of people That I've worked with They use a thing called The three second rule Okay And it's pretty simple You're walking down the street And you see If you're a girl Or whenever you see a guy Whatever sex you're attracted to And you pull yourself out of it You go up three seconds And you pull yourself out Oh of course You're not going to go and stare But some people You don't realize You're not cognizant of it When you're in What I call the bubble You know You're in the bubble of You know you're around Staring Just not even staring You're just And you pull yourself away And it's like You're training your brain To click off of that Click off of that Right Because a lot of people There is sex and love addiction Out there Yeah And they have this You don't agree?
I don't agree with sex addiction No There are different schools of thought When it comes to sex addiction Because I don't believe Because I do have a feeling You know as a professional I do tend to Relate to addiction As something that we want to get rid of And sex is not something That we want to get rid of And that includes you know Any food addiction I think the relation to these Situations or these functions As addictions Is wrong So you don't think there's such thing As a food addiction I think that There's some sort of a condition That has to do with you know Not having a Not being well When you deal with that Kind of thing So Some people might call it addiction You call it not being well I don't call it addiction Right Yeah I don't call it addiction Because addiction to me Is something you want to get rid of You can't practice it In any manner So there's no such thing as Would you say Bulimia or anorexia?
Well bulimia and anorexia Are conditions That are very problematic And physical And mental That would be under A food addiction Not necessarily No Because anorexia is definitely Not a food addiction Yes it is It's not addiction No Yeah It's the addiction to not eating No no no You don't call it addiction That's like a More of a body A lot of people do I'm disagreeing No it's a dysfunction It's a physical dysfunction And it's a mental dysfunction It's a mental disability Which is A mental disease Right Dis-ease Right disability I don't like it to call it disease Okay I understand what you're saying But in general I don't relate to addiction Sex addiction is not to me And love addiction I don't know You know how you're addicted to love So if we're talking about it We can maybe talk about a different show Because I Really 100% Disagree with you Okay And I know that I suffer from Codependence and love addiction Codependence is a different situation I don't know about love What's the addiction in your book?
Love addiction would be Seeking out emotional nourishment You know you could say Like alcohol is a nourishment Or drugs Seeking out emotional nourishment In a unhealthy Dysfunctional Dis-eased way Right And also getting it from people That it's not even appropriate I.e.
let's say I'm trying to date a girl And she's not emotionally available But I keep chasing I keep chasing I keep chasing Okay So Of course It's a cultural And sociable Condition But in general I just feel that Anything that has to do with sex Is not something That I want to get rid of Maybe I want to adjust You know Or Manage In a manner And I disagree with you again Okay Well you can That's okay That's okay to add on Yeah definitely No of course I mean if it's problematic In your life You know If it's causing problems Then here we go If it's causing problems Yes go ahead Here we go This is the term As far As I think Not Wikipedia I just typed it in here Wikipedia The fact Or For addiction Addiction The fact or condition Of being addicted To a particular Substance Thing Or activity So if you're addicted To let's say A person I am a dick I need to see you I need to see you Because And you tell me As a doctor Dependency Dependency So under this Under Let me ask you this Is there certain serotonins That are released When Within love Yeah of course Okay Of course So Different Different neurotransmitters Okay so different Neurotransmitters So if I'm addicted To a person Right Yes And I want I need to keep seeing them Because I need to have That serotonin be released I don't know if it's Because of the serotonin Or other factors Okay It might be emotional Yes It could be emotional It is emotional But you're addicted To a thing A person Or activity Of seeing that person Right And that's why I say addiction And I'm you know Vianimately set up How do you say that Vianimately Vianimately Damn Vianamaze is what I'm saying Vianamaze Stand up to me woman I know brother I don't know why I put a redneck voice on there But it's an interesting topic And I'm really passionate about it And I've worked with a lot of people Over 10,000 hours Of helping people And myself Because I'm afflicted with that I really am Yeah I think we all Are kind of touched by it You know some people Are more avoidant Of these situations And are more comfortable With a different kind of It's called emotional anorexia I Well there are many There are many titles For these conditions Mm-hmm I've been bad With relationships Because I tend to Back off of I mean I'm a narcissist I You are I'm so in love with myself I don't have time For other people Are you a true Classic narcissist Or are you just I don't think so Well I'm It's a love-hate relationship Yeah I know You're not a narcissist Not by the book Because narcissists Don't know that they're narcissists Am I right Well most of them Yeah most of them Would not you know Title themselves as narcissists I wasn't listening to you What were you saying I'm sorry I'll be quiet I'll be closed up No I don't think you are I don't think you are But on that note I really wanted to ask you guys If we are talking about cheating Okay for instance Because we brought that That thing up What do you think Males and females Will males feel more Feel guiltier Guys will feel guiltier About cheating a woman About engaging in a sexual activity Or being emotionally close to someone What would you What would you as guys What would you as guys Think I mean If you are developing A relationship Okay Okay You never You never physically Cheated on someone I haven't been in that many relationships So I haven't had that many opportunities To cheat But I don't think I It's not in your nature I've cheated on everybody Oh really Every single person I have And now I don't do that anymore You have Yeah every single one I wasn't You could say like an addict You could say in a way like that But yeah I have And I would say for me Your question Would be Why would it satisfy What did it Kind of feed Oh my lack of self esteem My lack of self worth Okay The lack of validation That I would get from the outside It was never enough Right Which all came from my childhood You would always seek more I would always I would always feel less than Whenever I'd be around another guy Or a pretty girl And I would always try to fill that Insatiable need up And I could never do it So I would get more and more And more and more Because for me It all comes from low self esteem That's all it is So you So when you would cheat On your girlfriend Or significant other Would you feel more More More More More More More More More Would you feel guiltier If you had engaged In sexual activity Or just being friends with I think For me personally I think Emotional relationship Rather than just A sexual relationship I would feel more guilty Because I really If I hook up with you I could not think of you really Like I had sex with a girl last night And I'm like Oh really You just leave it and go Yeah Okay First of all It's not it It's a human being And I don't appreciate Objectifying I do it all the time She didn't even know I was playing with her She even Why is he screaming at me?
So what do you think Dave in general You didn't do it But what would you If you had done it Would you feel guiltier Going in You know Into a sexual situation With someone Or just you know Maybe developing A close relationship Or you know like I'll tell you The funniest thing This one girl Who I was really into I mean I would have Probably married her I guess If she had been into it But I couldn't even look At other girls I couldn't even look At other girls I mean You were so in love Yeah I couldn't even You know And I At the time I was like Delivering mail At UCLA campus And it's like There's girls Like coeds Walking all around Like especially In the summertime Yeah And they're wearing Like summer clothes And you know Tank tops And stuff like this I know I couldn't even Focus on it I just I just And my The sex with this girl Wasn't even that great It was just I was just so into her You know Um So you said You see You're definitely Not a narcissist Maybe I am Yeah But what did you Want to say Josh No I was just Going to ask him So do you think Would you be more Would it be harder For you to cheat Emotionally or sexually So that's what he said He wouldn't He wouldn't even know Just in general Yeah Do you think You know Just put himself In a position And he likes Let's say you're married And you cheated Somebody emotionally From work Or just some random You know Girl You met at a bar I suppose It would be harder To cheat Physically No I'm sorry I'm sorry Why are you jumping in I'm sorry Why are you jumping in He's a grown up He knows his stuff I'm sorry I have to I'm a woman Yeah I know Don't use that excuse I'm sorry Go ahead I'm sorry Well I mean Actually I mean If you can't Cheat emotionally Then it's really hard To cheat sexually too So I would say So these things Are joint with you Yeah Okay Okay Well that's very possible A lot of men And a lot of You know Women obviously Have the more tendency To connect the two But in general They went and asked Both genders What would you feel Guiltier about And the results Were actually To the researchers Were surprising Not to me And I'll say why First of all I'll give you the results And men felt To me obviously Guiltier If they engaged In a sexual activity With a woman While women felt More Guiltier If they had An emotional connection With another man Wait a second You're saying the study Said that men felt More Felt worse If they had a sexual Than an emotional relationship They felt worse And guiltier To admit to their friend To their girlfriend That they had A connection If it was a sexual Oh to admit to their girlfriend Yeah they felt guiltier That's a different thing To admit it I'm saying just From my own conscience Oh to admit it I would say emotional Would be Would be Sexual would be harder Sexual Yeah to admit it to the girl Because I can lie About emotional And to yourself I can just lie about it Sorry Who cares But in general Yeah so men felt Guiltier Cheating on their girlfriend Sexually Than hooking up With someone emotionally Or developing Some emotional connection With someone Well women felt Much more Much guiltier Being closer To another man Yeah that That goes back To the way I think women Like to Connect emotionally Maybe You know guys Tend to be More like focused On the sexual act I guess The conquest Yeah the conquest Okay So I would see Where women Would feel Worse Like if like It's like My husband He's boring He's not I like this guy Over there He doesn't read Nietzsche to me No no no This guy Chuck over here He doesn't read Robert Frost I know He knows how to Like have a conversation He's not like You know He's not a jerk He reads Interesting books Yeah No but seriously I think And to me It wasn't The results Were not surprising Yeah And here's why Because women Have the tendency To feel Much worse If they're men What I feel That this Specific study Really kind of Projected exactly How the two genders Feel Because women Are much more Upset about An emotional Connection That their men Would have And I'll explain Why Well men Are much more Have the tendency To be much more Upset and uncomfortable With a sexual Whatever liaison That they're Having Their woman had Do you guys Realize why?
I mean it's From an evolutionary Perspective Sure Yeah Because like A guy Wants to Know that like All his kids Are his kids Right Parental Yeah It's very true Go ahead He doesn't want to Like raise some kid That some other guy You know Spawned He doesn't want to Cuckoldery Is what every man Is afraid of Okay What is that?
Cuckoldery I don't know what that is What does it mean?
Well that means It comes from the It comes from the cuckoo The you know The bird that Leaves the eggs In other people's In other birds nests And then you end up Raising not An egg that is not So the whole reason We don't want to Think of our girl With somebody else Is because we don't We don't want Because we're afraid Biologically Biologically we're afraid And that was Darwin's You know Assumption to begin with With sexual selection And natural selection When he said That we are all Afraid of Raising someone Else's offspring Without knowing Yeah I just think The chick's dirty then That's all That's honestly She just cleaned Your vagina Biologically That's what's going on Underneath But to me I'm like Ooh Your vagina I just feel like it's dirty I know Clean it up And also her Emotionally being With somebody else Like having sex And having an emotional Connection And losing that Emotional connection With her So boom We're dating And we have this great Like this picture Like a straight line And we're connected At the eyes We're just connected And then if you went out And hooked up with somebody else I'd be like Oh that was broken And emotionally I'd be like Oh shit I'm lost Where's my chick Okay Does that make sense It does make sense But most men Will care more Like if a woman Came to you Your woman Would come to you And say I never engaged In anything sexual With this guy But I love him I have like Such an emotional Connection with him I want to hold his hand I want to be with him I want to go to a movie With him You know Most men would feel Less upset about it Than if a woman Came and said You know Oh my god We had like The wildest sex ever Both suck I don't know I'm trying to really Put myself No but seriously It's an interesting Which one would Make you more upset Dave I mean You're married Boom You love the girl And she comes to you One day What would hurt less I suppose The sexual thing Like maybe if she was Like loaded or something Or you know I don't know We gotta make up An excuse in our minds Oh she's loaded Let her go She just tripped And fell on a dick I don't know I don't know As long as she doesn't Have a kid with this dude I know He can pay this Child support You see But that's exactly Where it stems from The biological The evolutionary Explanation of it Is because men Are always fearful That the offspring Is not theirs And that you can Never really Yeah You can never really Be in charge of it Because the woman I'm searching my psyche Right now It doesn't ring at all Even if that could be A study It doesn't ring I'm not saying It's not on a genetic level That I don't know about But I don't That's not the part That bothers me That's not the part That comes up Well subconsciously It could be Yeah that's what I'm saying Right Maybe it is subconscious And I have no idea But it just feels That doesn't feel And I'd have to do Some thinking about it And that's the kind of Cool thing about A lot of these topics That we might be driving Around tomorrow In our car Or next week And go oh you know what I really Right but right now Off the bat You cannot say What would hurt you more Right now Off the bat If I had You know I would say They both feel like They would hurt Really bad Right Although I had Agreed with David I think emotional Would feel like It would hurt more Really Because That is surprising to me Like oh it was A one night thing And you know I'm just thinking right now That's what I would Come up with right now But I'll think about it And you know If I come back again Right no but it's interesting You know Yeah because it is interesting Because women have the tendency And again Why women feel That the emotional factor Is by far more important Is also from biological reasons Because women And I don't like you know To relate to it as that But in a simplified word You would say That a woman That every woman Is a prostitute Because you sell sex For any sort of You know Support I don't get what If it's I'm sorry I lost what you were Okay I'll explain Yeah yeah A woman hooks up According to Darwin Why a woman needs a man For the protection Of her offspring For the caring Of the offspring And for herself And we're smarter Go ahead Financially I'm sorry You wish Okay good Financially Right The male is responsible For the caring Yeah the hunting The gathering Right Okay So a woman is Given sex In exchange of Whatever you want to call it Money Support All of the above Now if a man is hooking up Emotionally with someone else My support is in jeopardy And my offspring's support Because now He's gonna buy this beamer For the new chick Not for me Not for my offspring Okay Just in general words Yeah And that's the concern That you know According to Evolutionary purposes That you know That's why women Are more concerned With men Being engaged You know In any Emotional connection With someone else More than a physical Like so On the surface It appears As if a woman Would care less If a man went And had like A sexual encounter But didn't develop Anything emotional What do you think Jenny?
Jenny Jenny Jenny Jenny's not even listening Jenny's drinking back there Jenny is at the Fifth of June Today is 420 And she's drinking She's celebrating Sorry what was the question?
Boo The question was Will a woman be more upset If she Oh okay Will a woman be more upset If she If she caught her man In a sexual relationship With someone else Or an emotional relationship With someone else What would be more upsetting To a woman?
Or to you?
How long have I been Dating the person?
Okay so that's a factor?
I think so Yeah Because if it's like An early on thing No you're in love with a guy You love him You're in a relationship It could be two weeks Two months Whatever Let's just say it's two years You're in love with him You guys are a couple He comes to you And you either find out A.
That he's been Sleeping with somebody Or B.
He has an emotional Connection with somebody Which one would bother you more?
Yeah I think the emotional One would bother me more You see yeah That's the female perspective Of these things Can we date?
I'm taking You need to ask Andy Can you find me somebody?
I won't mind Sorry No but in general What were you going to say Dave?
Well yeah because Well if there's You know if your partner Has an emotional connection With somebody else Yeah no I'm talking about Not a one night stand I'm talking about someone Who is in an emotional Connection with you I don't know if You know whatever If it's love Or a close connection It doesn't matter But you are in a relationship With this person Yeah And then they come And they say you know I fucked this person I fucked someone else Or I'm close With someone else And he's my soul mate And what would hurt more?
I think the emotional thing Actually because I mean you know You know because Because you know like Accidents can happen I guess You see so you would relate To it as an accident?
Well That's what we tell ourselves Well I want to I want to believe That it was just like You know a one night thing I slipped and fell On a vagina I know It's a tough idea I mean I think She has David Look at her She's laughing Hysterically at herself Her head went back Like ah It's alright It's okay But you know I mean there are people Who are in open relationships Like you know Like let's say you're a salesman You're on the road Yeah You might have like You might visit a You might have sex With somebody on the road Or something like that And the wife maybe Is kind of like Well okay whatever You know He just fucked Somebody and it's not Yeah it's not It's not a meaningful thing Okay But if it's like A real emotional Kind of Connection Yeah Yeah Then I think That's probably more Cause I mean if you're I mean if you really Care about somebody Can I say something?
Yeah of course please I think the factor of How important sex is To a person also Matters Now to you Or to your partner?
To you Mm-hmm Yeah Well to your partner too Because then that would Influence them to cheat on you Emotionally or Okay so if sex is like A big factor in your life You would be more concerned Yeah if sex is something That's you know Very intimate And you know Traditional Right Then of course Right That it's not something You look at like And by traditional You mean anal Am I right?
Is that what you mean?
I'm sorry Is that what you mean?
Of course Only anal I don't know I'm just asking Only DP Okay Merry Christmas everybody Happy Easter Easter yeah But the thing is With sleeping around With someone else It's kind of I mean I would hope It would never happen In my situation But it's a I think it's an easier Factor to get over But For a woman For a woman The sex part But the trust thing Is what kills it Is much more important And this is exactly What the study says And I agree I agree that women See an emotional betrayal Mm-hmm As by far more problematic Than someone just Sticking his dick In someone else's vagina I mean it's by far Less intimidating Or you know Causing trouble Mm-hmm As you know And women tend to justify It by saying You know They're men Whatever You know They're attracted to It's not necessarily You know Yeah of course But as a sex We have the tendency Unfortunately To say it this way Now Also There's also Of course The hormonal factor Of women that And they found That women that have More testosterone Have the tendency To be more interested In sex Why are you smiling?
Just like your eyes And your accent Testosterone Well yeah Well yeah Well yeah They have They're like Pepe Le Pew Testosterone I like it I like it I'm not French I like Eva Gabor I love it That by the way I'm sorry Just let me jump in That is the biggest turn on to me An accent I love that That makes my That makes my Hormones go I love it I love it I love it I want a girl Who doesn't talk like this Just a little bit As a comic I'm trying to learn her accent So I can do an impression So you can do an impression of me I'm dying for you to do it Let's hear it He was doing He was doing Tim's I'm dying for him to do it I know Darling Darling Can you do my show on Sunday I don't know I'm still working on it No it's not You still have to brush it up I know It's still It's a work in progress So yeah So testosterone is really Like a factor That women That have more of it Have the tendency To be more interested in sex Now I'm not talking about Developing like a mustache You know Someone that has Like more More of that Have the tendency To be more interested in sex But There's There's an exception to that rule Because Because these women Are more interested in sex But not They're horny But not for you Like they're more interested In having sex with themselves So masturbation Is a big factor I mean In their interest In having sex More than the The couple-atory Kind of sexual thing What do you think about Do you think women have A similar sex drive as men I think that testosterone In men and women Is what drives The sex drive Well of course Yeah it's true And men Have more of that More testosterone You know In their system Than women Yeah of course Which is You know Probably Preferably Yeah Yeah Yeah It's probably Not always the case But I mean I think that would drive Their sex You know Promiscuity Or whatever Well women can be promiscuous Sure Just as much Yeah Well And also It depends on Cultural factors Or their upbringing Or whatever Of course Have you ever guys Come across a woman That Did you In terms of her sex drive Um Yeah No I don't think so You haven't Most of the women I have Talked to Work with Have some sexual abuse In their background Okay That's why They were so promiscuous You look at a lot Of the women Because it was Kind of a cover up For No They were Abused sexually So they're trying To recreate that A And The second part of I guess A1 Would be Recreate that But then have control Over the situation This time Right So a lot of women Who are You know Sexually abused As kids They recreate Those things Rape scenarios Yeah a lot of Prostitutes And a lot of Porn stars For instance Are abused Right So that's my experience Okay So in terms of But in terms of Sex drive Per se Would you Did you come across A woman that was I don't know You would say Oh honey I have a headache No I mean I feel like From everything I've learned That That men and women Have the The same sex drive Men act on it more From what I This is what I've heard Yeah That they do have The same sex drive Like men might think About it more And act on it more But I think it's Pretty even from what I've heard and studied But you know There's a lot of Different studies Am I right in saying that Well Most studies Unfortunately I don't necessarily Agree with all of them And most of the new ones Tend to Kind of Put like Shed light On the fact that Women do have A higher sex drive Right Really But yes Really Why is that a surprise I mean We're such a Co-endom Your sex Yeah We're never interested Yeah we're taught Women Oh women Oh they're not interested in No They always have a headache Yeah They just do it for you Right We don't have an orgasm Really But yeah The thing is Why did you think That Dave I mean it's like Is that a surprise Women are not really Driven I always just thought That men Were more sexually Driven than women But what do I know You're the expert No so So it's true That most of the The old studies Claim that men have Because testosterone That it's a stronger You know Sex drive Right there But today They find that Most women Are more driven If you know And it's again It's a cultural thing And it depends on the Cosmo place That you live in And a lot of other factors I mean Oh boy Here we go With the nonsense But it's not Are you a Sagittarian A librarian A veterinarian Are you No Location wise Like where do you live Like if you live In Paris You know In Paris They claim for instance That all couples Cheat And it's like That the women Are very driven Towards cheating And towards any Sexual you know Activity Because and it's like It's even interesting I don't know if you guys Went to Paris I went there I loved it It's beautiful Very beautiful But there's like A feeling around Five o'clock The five o'clock time It's like that Everybody's like Running to see their lovers Anna Isney Even wrote about it The whole idea Of that there's like A sensation of sex In the air Oh that explains it Of course No I masturbated On the Eiffel Tower I know Oh I'm sorry It was just five o'clock In Paris Nothing Dave's not even laughing Look at him spanking I said masturbate But nothing I'm just trying to think Of my next joke Sorry No no no I was thinking of this This actor Famous Italian actor Yeah And he was on the I can't What the hell was his name Marcello Mostriani Marcello Mostriani Of course I would know He was on Letterman One time Yes And he was talking about His fantasy of meeting Some girl in In Paris At a cafe And then He's like Letterman's like Aren't you married And he goes Well yeah Of course But I'm Italian I'm allowed It's like I'm Marcello Mostriani Of course I'm the king of Italian cinema You know Yeah It's the same Like Tom Jones Tom Jones I know I know People would You know I went to his show Later You know Like in his I think his 70 something Right So I went When he was close to 70 And it was funny Everybody was joking That women would throw Their grandma's panties Now At him Not any thongs You know Grandma's panties Depends Yeah You know Depends They were throwing their Can I tell you guys A quick story Yeah I was in Vegas Yeah And I was flirting With this older lady Yeah And we ended up Having sex And right How older?
Let me finish the story Yeah And right before We had sex She goes Oh my god The last person I had sex Here was 25 years ago With Tom Jones Fuck Wow She might have been In her 50s Wow And I was 25 Getting it in Yeah What's up babe?
Well all the women are Yeah they claim That all the women Are by far more You know Better Better in bed Than younger women Because they're more In control of their Orgasms And more aware Of what they can And they got money What's up?
Okay Well that's a different story Yeah I mean That's been I mean All the sex Experts have said That women peak Later in life Women peak Between 30 35 to 55 Yeah And males You know Usually between 18 and 30 So by the time He is You know Right By the time he's peaking You know A woman is just waking up At this point Yeah And if we're When I was at my sexual peak I had no social skills at all So it's like You wasted your years I know Yeah I know But in general I want to ask you guys When you see a woman Do you know Do you have like An assumption Will that Will she be applicable Will she be like A good companion For me in bed Are there like Signs for that When it comes to A male perspective Like when you see a woman You would say Yes Oh there was a woman The way she walks The way she talks The way she flunts her hair I don't know Well go ahead Do it David Well I mean There's the physical There's the initial Physical attraction Yeah the attraction Yeah but Do you think she's gonna Like if you look at someone You know If she's gonna be A good companion For you in bed Well you gotta talk She has a vagina You're hired Yeah Like yeah And two breasts And a vagina That's like Yeah Hopefully two You have a lot of requests Yeah I know I know I'm asking a lot But you know But no It's You know Well you know You have to Conversate with these These women And then like Figure out Oh fucks I'm sorry I'll be quiet What do you need to Talk to them for I don't wanna talk to them I mean who wants To fucking talk to them So what do you think Josh What What is What What I Honestly I can't tell I wish you could tell If a girl had a nice vagina How cool would that be Like if it was all meaty They're all nice I'm sorry You know Oh my tongue Just hit the microphone Yeah You don't know What else has been on that I know A lot of disgustingness I have syphilis right now That's not important right now Oh my god I don't know I mean I think if I'm attracted to her Yeah Then I feel like The sex would be good You know what Audio She's yawning She just looked at me And yawned She looked right at me When I was talking about sexual See that eye You fucking bore me That was boring Yeah Death I feel like What do you think I think if I'm attracted to her If I'm attracted to a girl I feel like the sex would be good But when you get in the bed Sometimes it's just dead fish It could be a surprise right A bad surprise Yeah Didn't you guys have a bad surprise With someone that was just laying there Well I did I Cause I was I was totally attracted to this girl Yeah I was crazy about her Yeah She was on Prozac That's a nice factor to add I could not Make her Have an orgasm Okay In five months No matter how you tried I tried everything Everything Everything And it's just She was just you know You know You know You know She couldn't even She couldn't even get herself off You know With a vibrator Well yeah Yeah So And she had to use lube You know And she was like a younger A wrench Yeah Sorry I'm sorry I don't know It was kind of A bummer in a way But I was like really I really liked her a lot So Yeah So I kind of You know Well scientists say that There are factors That you can kind of count on To kind of You know Decide if a woman Is going to be I don't know If good in bed But fitting in bed And other Other scientists say That not It's not necessarily true Helen Fisher Who is a very admired Anthropologist Says that It's hard to gauge Really you know If someone is going to be Because flaunting of the hair Or the way she walks Or the miniskirt She's You know Capable of Walking nicely on heels It's These are intentional signs But not necessarily Functional signs Meaning that the woman Maybe is You know Looking Thinking of herself As sexual But maybe She's not really A sexual being Maybe she's not so good in bed And maybe she's not Going to be compatible So she says that But others say that There are factors That you can kind of pinpoint To say if a woman Is going to be Compatible And good in bed And one of them was For instance That if a woman Is opinionated If a woman knows How to answer a question If you ask her something And she's like You know Whatever you want Kind of thing Then no Then no She's not going to be Good in bed But if she's very opinionated And very opinionated And very kind of open minded And likes to Elaborate on things Then there's more There's a bigger chance That she's going to be More you know Aware of what she wants In bed And so better You know A better sexual companion Do you think It's a It's something That can be Like a good detection of I think intelligence Is you know Because I You know I used to think I was smart Until I met you You know everything But no That's definitely A very That's a very appealing You know Factor A woman that can speak For herself Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah That's a very Attractive thing I don't Maybe there's some guys Who are not into You know Well yeah The guys that don't Want to talk Yeah They just want to Do whatever They just want to You know Check it all about What do you think I think it's Really attractive When a woman Is intelligent Like for me And this is my own Little nonsense thing Like I would Need to date a girl Who's graduated college That's just my thing Okay so education Is an important factor Education is a big thing Like you just said Emotional And intellect Sorry Intellectual Stimulation Is great Right And also to me I don't know if it's A biological thing But you know We all have up and down Times in our life Right So let's say I'm married And I have a down time Where I'm down or depressed Or hurt or sick It's nice for me to know That my partner Can handle whatever it is You know Pick up the slack And understand Yeah Understand Do whatever it is That needs to get The family through Right So I've dated women That aren't in my opinion You know As smart as I would like And I can't maybe I don't know It's just my judgment But I find it very attractive When a woman really knows Her stuff And can handle it And it's not like My entire pop What do I do Ew Whatever Seriously Did you get that Perfume Oh I can't say that You know You can't really understand What they're saying Yeah I was like Ew What the fuck Did you say I was like Ew It's like yeah The character Of the woman Is like Intelligence is important Yeah And you know It's like you know If you're going through A tough time A woman who's like strong My mom is very strong Yeah Stronger than me You know And also Kindness of course And you know Sense of humor Right I mean So a woman that is funny Is gonna be good in bed Um At least she's gonna Joke about it No She'll laugh at my penis I see what you're saying Though It's like a woman You know That we could connect with Like Yeah You know Emotionally Physically Intellectually Have conversations Yeah And but that they're also funny So it's like It's a whole experience in the bedroom It's not just like serious Just like It's a whole thing You know And there is some humor In the bedroom There is some things You know Well you have to Yeah Otherwise it's too So I really agree With what David's saying Especially if you're a comedian If the girl's not laughing If they're not laughing That's a requirement If you're a comedian Oh well yeah You need that feedback All the time Not if you're an English professor Huh For instance If you're an English professor Then no A woman doesn't need to be funny They might be funny Who knows Yeah Yeah I guess Other scientists said That a woman that eats very slowly Is a woman that likes to Prolong her love making Do you think Yeah Do you think it's Who the fuck is doing these studies What the fuck is wrong How do you even think of that study David I want to ask you a question What do you I mean this is retarded Who does this study No but I do I don't think it's completely I want to know What idiot did this study No but I really think That it's a woman That does have to do with it What I might have something to do But why She's eating slowly Are there people like Watching people out And then hooking up with them How do you gauge that I mean I don't I think it's probably better For the digestion process To eat slowly And it shows they have patience And it shows You know Like I eat My roommate Dana She can't even look at me Because I eat disgust I eat like I've never eaten before Oh you never eat again She's like You are disgusting And I'm like thank you A carnivore I'm not dating you And I eat So But this applies to males Okay what you're saying What they're saying Is women That take the time I'm not saying You know That devour food But the way That they take the time Means that they're gonna Engage in A bunch of Activities In the bedroom For instance You know I don't know Oral sex And other Forms of Pleasuring It doesn't make any sense To me though No I don't see the connection Because she chews her food And takes her time Means that she'll do More time on your That's true That's true That's true That's true That she's not gonna be Interested in a quickie You know That she'll be more Interested in like Taking her time In the bedroom Yeah I think it does I understand I mean okay But alright Now what Yeah Alright so she eats slowly And alright so What do you What do you do Just watch Take her girl on a date I know I know I know And there are A lot of She spent 25 minutes On that spaghetti I do I'm gonna stop watch I'm popping my head Like Mr. Deeds Well These studies Really took The longest time Yeah And they brought in A bunch of factors That have to do with Whether she is good In bed or not And we can Elaborate it next time Because we're almost Out of time So I wanna give Josh the opportunity To tell us Where can we find His comedy Josh Nassar Facebook.com Slash Josh Nassar That's Facebook.com Josh Nassar N as in Nancy A S as in Sam A-R Twitter is At Josh Nassar Same as Instagram And I will be Probably at the Comedy store In different other places This week And I'll be in Kansas City in two weeks But the best thing Just go on my Facebook page Thank you so much For listening Thank you guys For having me I appreciate it Nice to meet you Josh Terrific And David You wanna tell us Where do you perform?
Well This Friday I'm doing A 20th anniversary Of this church show Where I have to Work clean Oh clean I can't jump The total opposite Of this show I know It's not for me It's in Mar Vista You can go to David Corrado On Facebook David Corrado C-O-R-R-A-D-O Okay And I'll have All the info on there Excellent Thank you so much Everybody for listening I'm Dr. Limo Blockman And I'll see you next time Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye
