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kind of like, you know, encourage me the whole way along. Radio Havana, Cuba. Havana, Cuba. Well, good. Buenos dias. Vengan todos ustedes, mis queridos radioyentes. Hola, amigos. Presentamos este programa. But con sentimiento de la calle. An authentic Latin beat. For all of my people, Negroes and Latinos. And even the Gringos. Pero si quieren saber un poco más de qué se trata, quédense unos minutos con nosotros. The bigger dicker. The pancake flipper. The boom, stickity, boom, stickity, boom, stickity, sticker. The boogie flipper. The windshield wiper for your ear master. Stuh, stuh, stuh. The cap and crunch that will steal you from disaster. Yo, you got too many cracks on your wall, you need plaster. Get with the program, yo. You drinking 30-year-old root beer shasta. You think I'm lying? Stop trying. Pay attention and you could go far. When you tuned in to the N, the P, and the motherfucking R. And then you're doing it. Doing it. You keep doing it. N, P, R, P, R, P, R, P, R. Hey, yo, man, bust it. It's Thursday night. You haven't washed your underwear in a week. You ain't got shit in your refrigerator, but you got internet access. That's why you're here. You know what I'm saying? I'm your host, Nestor Rodriguez. A.K.A. the N-E-S-T-O-R-I-O-O-I-I-I-I-I-I. The N-E-S, the G-O-R, the I-O-U-S. People with the double G. And that's my nigga right there, Simon Kaufman. That's right, people. The Jewel Monk. Hey, you know, that's what we do. Yes, that's what we do. Simon Kaufman, super genius. Super genius. And then to my left tonight, welcome back, my man. My man, the red-headed, the red-headed. El hombre colorado, Richard Corbin. ¿Cómo está? Simones. Simones. Órale, pues. Órale, pues. Órale. Órale, pues. You're a lot more Mexican than me. I'll tell you that. Hey, yo, we got a special treat. This is my boy. I've been trying to get you on my show for like... I'm here, motherfuckers. My man, Walter Reyes. Walter H. Reyes. What does the H stand for, Walter? Why people say Humberto, but it's Humberto. Humberto. Exactly, exactly. H-S-I. Humberto. But what? The H is free. That's why they just put it in. It's Humberto. It's like Django got the D for free. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah, I'm excited. So, y'all, if you're listening live, you know, it's like 5 plus 4, 9, you know what I'm saying? P.M. Pacific Standard Time. You know what I mean? On the East Coast, it's on the midnight tip. You know what I mean? We're rolling all the way to 1 a.m. So, if you ain't got shit to do tomorrow, you're here. You know what I'm saying? You're live and direct. Rack. Rack. Rack. Rack. The number's 1-800-893-9562. You know what to do, motherfuckers. Yeah, call in. You know, you don't got anything else going in your life. You know? You know, you haven't got laid in a while. You've been watching a lot of internet porn. Yeah, don't jump. Don't jump yet. I watch internet porn even if I do get laid in a while. You give a fuck. Yo, we got 55 minutes of funk. You know what I'm saying? And it's time to, you know, get some hope on your life. You know what I mean? It's time to get some hope on your life. Hey, yo, check this out, Simon. This is for you. Ready? Oh, it's for me? Oh, okay. I see. That's how it's gonna be. I just dropped the flow cause you know that's where I like to go. When you flip up on me, then the motherfuckers. Don't know. The NPR. The sticker on your car. The motherfucking superstars. That's who the fuck we are. We coming in the shit. I got my man Walt. You know he's about to open up the motherfucking vault. Whether it's an H or the U. Um, Berto. Or Humberto. Or Humvee. Where we go. We doing cliff jumping. Not giving a fuck what in. We doing what we flew in. You know we coming and we running. Doing a stand-up comedy with me. Yo, Nesta. Dropped the mic at the Ice House last night for all you busted out motherfuckers that don't know. With your whiteout. Got diggity damn nigga coming at you from the ham with the fan. With the mic in his hand. Damn. That shit right there was off the chisel, my boy. I'm impressed like a motherfucker. Yo, that's my boy right there. I can't even tell my, I can't even say my ABCs that smooth. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Big the fuck up to all the Jewish motherfuckers in America that can put three syllables together. Big the fuck up to all you Jewish motherfuckers in America that can double dribble with your lower lip and come back and flip. You know what I'm saying? Word. Word. That's why I got my man Simon Kaufman. My man Simon Kaufman. He ain't playing. This nigga right here ain't no joke. I like it. I like it. Yeah, Simon grew up in Seattle, man, in the, in like, in the, like the ghetto, in the inner, inner city, right? Yeah. Talk about it. Well, I mean, the Jewish neighborhood where I grew up is right next to the hood. Yeah. So, you know, I grew up, I mean, the way I describe it, I grew up in the same neighborhood with Sir Mix-a-Lot, Doug Christie, Jamal Crawford, Nate Robinson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it. You know. No, no, no. Yo, yo, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Yeah. Hold on a second. Wow. Hold on a second. Nate Burleson. Who knew? That's pretty interesting. Corey Dillon. I grew up in the hood and I tried to stay away from all that shit. I'll stay in the hood. I tried to like detach myself a little bit. Well, truth be told, man, it's been what they call gentrified, which is a nice way of saying we're trying to move the blacks out. Right. It's been gentrified for like the last 10 years. Yeah, we're trying to raise the rent for the white people coming in. No, I mean, dude, growing up, we had no restaurants. We had no real grocery stores. And now they do. They got all sorts of stuff. All these people came in with their bakeries and their fucking- It's like East Harlem. You know, when they started getting the bakeries and the coffee shops, that's when you start knowing. You know shit is going down. We're going up. Yeah. Yeah. Jefferson, that city. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot more what they call gentrified now. Yeah. My city's still the poorest city in LA County. Where you from? Where you from? Black's long for gangs. Cut a hay. Cut a hay. He knows cut a hay. Cut a hay. Ready? Y'all. Peace. This is Common. And right now, you're checking out Nestorius Public Radio. Y'all stay in tune. La. Word. This is just for y'all niggas that don't know what's up. How much that cost you right there? That shit was free, D.O. That shit was free, y'all. I interviewed Common, man. It was free. This shit was like, blip, blip, blip, blah, blah, blah. She was free. Anyway. Wait, what was it like? That was like, blip, blip, blip, blah, blah, blah, blah. That sounds like me coming. You know it. That's exactly what it sounds like. You know it. You know it. Blip, blip, blip, blah, blah, blah. You know, but the reason I was asking about your upbringing, you sent me a link earlier this week about your foster brother. Yeah, so. What's his name? Makairu? Makairu. Makairu. Yeah. Really unbelievably impressive short. So he didn't direct that. That was just a film about him. No, it was about him. But he was involved in the process. You know, growing up, I had a lot of foster brothers and sisters. We started with his mom, Iris, and his uncle, William, before Makairu was even born. They came and lived with us. So his mom, his mom was a victim of trafficking, of sexual trafficking? Well, actually, right now, unfortunately, his mom is missing. We don't really know where she is. Oh, damn. But she, you know, a lot of messed up shit in her past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heroin issue. You know, stuff like that. A lot of drugs. I remember being a kid. You want to hear the story? I remember I was just a kid. I was like 14, 15, right? Yeah, we're here. No, listen. We want to hear stories. No, so I was like 15, 14, right? And she gave me this free weed, like in a little baggie, right? And I was so new to doing drugs that I was scared that it was going to be laced. Right. I remember sitting on the kitchen table with my boy, Eric. We're like, dude, it might have heroin in it. Like, that's how young we were, you know, not knowing anything about anything. Yeah. Right? I should smoke it with my toes. No, we threw it away. We threw it away just not to risk it. Because we thought that, like, in our stupid kid minds, we thought, well, if we smoke this, we could be heroin addicts. Right. That's how we thought. That's how we started prostituting ourselves. No, but you know what? That's safe thinking. You were on the right track. Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. I bet you still smoked it, though. No, we threw it away. No, he threw it away. We threw it away because we didn't know. We were like, oh, it might be laced. Me, I would have been too afraid. That's how young we were. Pretty cool. I would have been too afraid of what people would have thought of me throwing it away, so I would have smoked it. Right. You know what I mean? Little bitch, why you throwing it away? And I would have been like, yo, fuck it. Please make the noises go away. We'll do it. Ah. You know, we debated it back and forth, you know? And then we were like, nah, let's just toss it. You know, we still had high school ahead of us. You debated it, right, man? Yo. We still had a whole future ahead of us. Yeah, we didn't want to throw away high school. No, but in all seriousness. The only thing I had to look forward to was welfare juices. The 24-hour. If I said fucking who. Yeah. Call her, dog. You need to have welfare. Yeah, so what happened was, so she came to live with us, then she left, and then years later, she came back with Mike Aroo when he was alive, and he came and lived with us, and, you know, he stayed with us for a while, and he was in and out of foster care, but, you know, the beautiful thing about the kid, why I like him so much, why I love him so much, is, you know, his whole family was into drugs and alcohol. I mean, generationally, you know? One into the next, into the next. And he was like, and just put the stops on it, put the brakes on it. Right. And he was like, you know, because it really, if you think about it, it really only takes one person in your family, in your generation, to say, I'm not, I'm going to stop the cycle of abuse and drug addiction. Yeah. It stops with me. Yeah. Well, it's a gift. I can relate to that. I mean, I did an experience personally how he did it, you know, hand dog. He had to actually, I saw the short, and he had to actually get in and hustle himself as a kid. Yeah. Yeah. You know, for me growing up, I grew up in a very, in a very shady ass neighborhood where all the kids, I mean, people were getting courted into gangs at 13, 14. Yeah. I had to avoid all that shit. Right. I would go into apartment complexes or apartments where, where their parents were, you know, cutting up weed inside a bedroom and we were chilling in there and nobody was none the wiser. Like we were watching TV and they're fucking cutting up weed. Yeah. And I avoided, I remember approaching like the head of the gang and asking him like, yo, I don't want to do this. I want to go to school. I want to go to college. You know, like what do I got to do? And luckily he wanted to fuck my sister. They were like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He was. Sure you do. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. My sister had a nice ass and he wanted to fuck it. And he's like, no, I got you. You're, you're, you're so-and-so's sister. I'm like, yep. That's normal. I'm a woman's brother. You have potential. We're going to move you into the other room. We're going to make you an executive. Well, you know, it's interesting what you say is because like, I remember I was the only white kid on my football team growing up. Just me and one white guy, one Samoan and the rest brothers. And the other guy was a water boy, the white guy. Yeah. So, and I remember the kids, I mean, we must've been in the seventh grade, like eighth grade. You know, we're just kids. We're just kids. Right. And I remember the kids that like, they wanted to be kids because they were just kids, but they couldn't, they kind of had to be tough because they're older brothers and all their older uncles and dads. Like they were like groomed for the gangs. You know, I remember feeling bad for them. Even as a kid. That's the way it was. I mean, you, you had to be tough. I mean, that's why I ballsed it up. Yeah. Like who, what kid at seriously, probably 10 years old goes and knocks on the head of the gang's door to ask to be left alone. Yeah. You know, like. I, and I don't, to me it wasn't balls. It was to me like every fucking friend I got keeps getting courted in. Yeah. I don't want that at all. You figure, let me just go to the head of the fucking. What's the worst? Yeah. What's the worst? Exactly. I knew he wanted my sister. Exactly. I knew that. I just knew that part. Listen, I don't know if you can get my sister, but I can get you her panties. Yeah. He's wheeling and dealing. Yo, I don't know if maybe she's still. I'm giving my sister's ass if you just leave me alone. I'll tell my mom you're good peeps. I'll tell my mom you're good peeps. Orale. Orale. Guate, listen man. Listen in. Thank you, Snake, by the way. Thank you. That was his name, Snake. Snake. Yeah, well, you know, but. But, but, but, but, your foster brother, which I can't pronounce his name. First of all, what. It's Michael. It's Michael, but it's. Micaroo. Micaroo. Like Michael, but Micaroo. Can I tell you something? Beautiful. What a fucking gorgeous kid. I mean, beautiful features. Was, are those his eyes? Those fucking. I think they're contacts. Oh, okay. Because I was going to say. Oh, he has those beautiful felon eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The felon, the felon eyes du jour. Simon's memorizing. Yeah. Yeah. He's memorizing right now. But you know, I mean. But, but he was talking about, he was talking about like being sexual trafficking and his mom. Human trafficking. Human trafficking and, and, and, and being forced to watch his wife, his mom having sex. They were homeless. I can only imagine. It was more than that. It was like. I can only. Not just sex. It was more than that. It was like. It sounded like she would get beat up and stuff. Like, cause he, right after he said that part, he's talking about how, look, we saw the consequences. Like they wouldn't do it to us personally. They, I guess they sexually abused him like once. I think he said. And then. Yeah. He was. Him and his brother. They took it out on his mom. Got sexually abused. Yeah. That was pretty crazy. And you know, I mean, I wasn't really in his life during a lot of that time. So I don't, you know, I don't really know. He kind of came in and out of my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He never really brought none of that up. So, but I do remember going to their apartment one time as a kid and it was, you know, it was very barren. You know what I mean? You know, so he, he saw some shit, but. The thing is, is just how common that is in this country. I mean, to think we're like a first nation. Yeah. Think about this. We're like one of the most wealthiest nations in the world. And there are people sleeping in the corners of crack houses and shit like that. Yeah. You know, it just, it just blows your mind. It's fucked up. It blows your mind. Without a doubt. I think it was, it was beautiful though, to see his, his strength. And his aspiration. Yeah. He never, and that's the beautiful part when he referred, we referenced this back to his childhood dream of the chandelier. The chandelier. And I like this part too. He's like. The his and her stairs or his and his. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what he said? His and his? His and her stairs. And then his and his stairs. So I take it. I mean, he's gay. He's gay now. Okay, cool. Yeah. Cool. He's gay now. I thought, I thought that he seemed effeminate, but you know what? Part, part of watching that little short, I swear to God, I teared up a little bit. Cause I, I was thinking, I was thinking the same thing you were thinking and you, Simon, which is like, how the fuck do we live in America and that type of shit goes on. Right. Right. And then I thought, how beautiful is it that a young man I'll say, right. Has the aspiration of having a house on, I'm assuming a really nice part of Seattle, right? He mentioned that. Well, it's not. It's not that. I mean, it's, it's not the nicest area, but it's, it's up and coming. It's like I said, remember I said the gentrified area. But even as a kid, it might've been the area. He's in a gentrified area where, where, when we were coming up, it was the projects and you probably didn't want to drive to that area. Now it's not. Right. They actually leveled the whole thing. And they built, so instead they built kind of nicer homes. So I mean. They leveled the projects? Yeah. Cause you couldn't do that in New York. Well, the difference is New York, they're up high. In Seattle, they're spread out. They're spread out projects. In New York, you can't. LA style projects. Yeah. West Coast style projects. That's what's fucked up about gentrification in New York and certain areas like East Harlem, Lower East Side. You can bring all the top dollar motherfuckers in condos and Whole Foods and all this other shit. But dead smack in some of those areas are projects. They're housing projects. You can't tear down a 28 story building. You can't tear. No, you can't tear them down because of laws that have been put into a place way back when. They're unprotected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To have affordable housing for, you know. What they did was they tore down. Los negros y los latinos, eh, puto. Well, they tore down the dilapidated ones and they rebuilt kind of similar ones, but nicer, newer, and like you said, more affordable housing. The dilapidated, you know. I'll tell you two stories about, about Michael real quick. Yeah, yeah. To show you. Number one is hustle. Is he. Is an artist and he was having this art show. So he sends in a letter to Bill Gates saying, hello, I would appreciate it. You know, I'm, here's who I am. If you'd love to come to my art show. Really? Yeah. And he, and then guess what? Guess who shows up to his art show? Bill Gates, because he sent them the letter. I mean, that just shows you like hustle. Well, you know what it is? You know what it is? I'm gonna write a letter to Mariah Carey. No, no, but you. I love you. But you know what it is You know what it is Do we already Yeah You can't Butterfly's my favorite album You can't You can't lose anything If you don't got it Right Like you said The worst thing you can do Is ask That's what we were having A conversation yesterday Simon about you And your future Job perspective You know The better What's inspiring to me About a kid like that First of all Being gay Being fucking homeless Being abused sexually And all that other bullshit To have the wherewithal To not arrogantly say You know Or expect things Because he humbly says I'd like to have a chandelier And like you said But that's not That's not That's not being He acknowledges How materialistic it is When he wants But that's not being Too materialistic Is it He says And I'm like thinking No you deserve that shit He recognizes that material But it's It's that attachment To that childhood dream And that's what drives him Because he's always thought of it And you know what I hope to God he gets that You know what I mean Yeah yeah He will dude Oh no he will Definitely He's got a nice spirit man It comes across But also But what I'm saying What I'm saying is You know how difficult To finish the thought You know how difficult it is Even when you are On somewhat of a level Playing field Like for instance What we were talking about Earlier yesterday You have a job You're going out of town For a couple months And even then You're afraid to say You know to look for another job While you have a job But you're in a better position now When you have a job To go look for a job Right Imagine when you're homeless And you're beat down And you ain't got shit Imagine how difficult it is To go knock on some I think you know You know it's kind of funny But part of his challenge Was taking on his mother's Crack selling responsibility Yeah And he said that he was able To sell four times What she was able to sell Yeah He was like It's not selling to sell crack But that's some confidence Building she had right there Like I could sell Believe it or not I mean Believe it or not I mean my parents Were able to help Turn a lot of people around Because coming into our homes Like I'll give you an example Like the first time You know Like one of them said The first time they ever Sat around a table And had dinner Was in our home They didn't know that Like we had dinner together Mm You know And that was like Really profound for them Yeah like that was Really profound for them Don't do that shit Right It's like That's why we have those Foldable tables You know what they call that In Latino families What Sobre mesa What What is it called Sobre mesa Sobre mesa Over table What Sobre mesa That's a literal translation But like It's just like A sit down dinner Sitting around the table Yeah sit down dinner No dude Dude I didn't have that I didn't have that shit either man Bro I was so I was cooked And food you had To get in whenever you want Well you know One of the things about Jews Is we don't educate in college We don't go to school To get educated Like we go to school To get accredited Education sits around A dinner table Like We educate our children We talk to them Over meals That's like the difference You know That's where How are you going to get Educated in school There's no education I respect that shit too Because that's where I think our culture Latin culture Get disconnected Yeah You know and it's beautiful When I have groups of friends That actually still do that Right Man I would love to go Eat at their house better No no no I would go to their house As opposed to eating In my house No as an adult I cherish Breaking bread With friends And most of us Go out to eat a lot That's my thing You know what I mean I have a nice dining table Which you know This summer time It's like Boom-basticus Spacticus You know what I'm saying Plaster and splaticus They call me Mr. Boom-bastic Anyway You know I mean The whole concept Big up to all You Jewish motherfuckers Big up to all You Jewish motherfuckers To get your kids accredited But give them education At home man Talk to me at the table Talk to me at the table Please Well yeah I mean You know in like You know in Jewish families You'll have the Sabbath On Friday night In a lot of Christian families You have Sunday night dinner And you know Those are important Those are important Because that's That's how you school your kids You know What's the You can't just Send your kid off to school And think he's getting educated He's getting a piece of paper That's what he's getting And then he can take That piece of paper into life But what did you give him To take into life That sits around A dinner table You know I mean that's when you Learn your morals You just learn about life You just talk to him About the world You know Tell us about morals Rich Nah I'm not saying that No you just You just learn Yo One last story Why are you asking me About morals Tell us about morals I haven't heard that word On the show in a long time Yo one last story About Mike Rue And then we can move on Yes I remember he had A birthday party one year At a gay bar Or a gay nightclub Oh really Yeah How old was he And he invited me This was like A couple A couple years ago Okay And he invited my He invited me And I brought probably My most homophobic friend I have Nice Dude like Dude from the neighborhood Always getting in fights Always hates gays You know He brought that dude I brought him Oh you did But I didn't tell him Where we were going Until he got there To fuck with him That's a good friend right there To fuck with him To fuck with him Just what We were going to the Birthday party first And then we were going out Somewhere after So I couldn't You didn't tell him Because then he's gonna be like Yo nah man He wouldn't go I ain't going to no gay club He wouldn't go He wouldn't go out And go beat up some gay people Come on to this party Well no I couldn't tell him right So I let him slowly figure it out Once we got there Oh shit And by then it was too late And we just We had a great time It was fun He's like fuck it He had a drink in his hand He didn't care Yeah When I was at gay club I was extremely uncomfortable The first time Yeah the first time Of course Of course And I knew I was going Of course I didn't expect at all To get picked up on Of course I did not expect that shit at all Well you become self conscious Because you're like Oh how do I act Or whatever Bro I didn't worry about that Because I'm an artist I'm like I'll be cool with it Yeah And I was surprised myself With my own reaction Like dude I'm not that open minded You know Like I'm not that comfortable Yeah yeah yeah Like what Stop picking up on me And I got my girlfriend Like you're going to be My girlfriend tonight That still didn't stop But dude it was so funny I just Well it's uncomfortable dude Now you know how a woman Feels in a club You know what Then you go a couple times And then nobody hits on you You're going to be like Hey what's up with that Nobody hit on me No you know what My self esteem got hit My self esteem got hit When I went My self esteem got hit When I went to jail Nobody fucked me That's where I was there three weeks And nobody even tried To flirt with me No no one tried Nobody gave me some free milk Nothing You started sagging your pants Nothing I started dropping the soap On purpose Nothing I'm a little puppet These are just chicken pox son Nothing It was just so classic Watching him figure it out On his own Hey uh Are we Nothing Is this Uh Nothing Nice To the Batmobile Let's go So the movie's called Right the way Turbines to speed Turbines to speed Roger Ready to move out That's my new That's my new That's my new transition Alright Yeah Well just tell him The movie's called Micaroo You can go to I think it's Audienceawards.com And vote for it He's up for some more awards Yeah First place at the Seattle International Film Festival Yeah what's the website What's the website Say it again I'm gonna tell you right now Well deserved I think it's I sent it to you You have the email I sent you I do I do I'll find the email We'll find it We'll get it to you By the end of the show I'll give out WalterReyes.com Just cause Cause you guys don't know shit Yeah Rich www.theaudienceawards.com Forward slash film Forward slash M-A-I-K-A-R-U Micaroo 8304 Put it this way That's 8304 Put it this way I'm gonna I'll post a link on My The Nestorius Public Radio Facebook page And on Nestor Rodriguez's Facebook page As well as Simon Kaufman It's definitely worth watching And you know what It's a moving story Anyway So! To the Batmobile! Wait To the Batmobile! Let's go! The biggity biggity biggity bat No stop! Rock the big Plop plop Bacock! Bacock! Oh yeah? Alright Oh yeah? Oh yeah? How do you bring up the word cock? I had some good ass whiskey like that Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Oh yeah? Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Bacock! Alright Alright That's my shit right there That's my favorite That's my favorite Anyway so We're gonna be talking about Uber Uber the The The App That allows you to get The transportation The transportation App That allows you to pick up Gay guys To drive you Wherever you wanna go For a nominal fee Oh yes I can't wait For instance Have you ever been drunk Out of your fucking mind And you don't know Where your car is Well if you have the Uber app You can just Fucking tap into it They'll find you And they'll take you somewhere And then they'll tap into you Shit They can just Pour you into Into an off-duty Uber And you can wake up In a hotel somewhere Right Oh yeah So so so Before we go You get the off-duty Uber booty So before we go into Uber Wake up naked With a hand on your breast Before we go into Uber I wanted to play this Orson Welles wine commercial What was that Ernest and Julio Gallo wine Holy shit Alright but y'all Most Most of the people Who listen to my show They're of somewhat You know 30 and up But for those Young cats That don't know Who Orson Welles Orson Welles was probably One of the most amazing Brilliant actors Of like The 50s Well he was a director And a director You don't really put him On the map With Citizen Kane Citizen Kane Citizen Kane At 22 years old 22 Huh At 22 years old At 22 years old He directed Citizen Kane And it just It reinvented I mean it's still considered One of the One of the most Cinematic masterpieces If you're a movie maker If you're a filmmaker If you're a director And all of that I mean he did shit That was insane He He! Do something with the wine So the director yells Action And nothing happens So So the director says Mr. Orson Welles Okay So let me play this It's about It's about 4 minutes Minute and 20 seconds It's hilarious It's too fucking hilarious We gotta play it Hilarious It's hilarious Turn camera Marked 102 take 1 With overlap Action please Nothing happens Action Orson please Just do anything No rolling Did I preface it by By saying the dude is fucked up Out of his mind Slurring While he's doing this 102 take 2 Ah the French champagne Has always been celebrated For its excellence There is a California champagne By the way By Paul Masson Inspired By that same French excellence It's fermented in the bottle And like the best French champagne It's vintage dated So Paul Masson 102 take 3 You guys are like stop stop Action please Ah Ah Champagne has always been celebrated For its excellence There is a California champagne By Paul Masson Oh shit Sid Sidney Sidney Sidney Sidney Sidney Sidney the bottle and like the best French champagne. It's vintage. Dated. So call my son Super... Cut! Cut! Get the fuck out of this! Get off the set, Orson! Give this motherfucker some bread! If you look that up on YouTube, you gotta check out the real commercial that actually aired. Right, right, right. It's nothing like... He's just like... It's like the next day or something. Yeah. He's just like... Yes, hello. I mean, he is so eloquent. Yo, the dude is so fucked up out of his mind. Okay? So you gotta go to Original Takes for Orson Wells Wine Commercial. That's on YouTube. Or just Google Orson Wells drunk Ernest and Julio Gallo wines. Anyway... It's my son wines. Paul Masson. But he used to do Ernest and Julio Gallo afterwards. That was Paul Masson. Yeah. Oh! He made half a million bucks a year plus residuals. Dude, dude. And that era, that's ball... That's a Nike contract shit. That's what tells you what that dude was. Who he was, right? That's amazing. And the fuck... If you watch the commercial, this is the most beautiful Caucasian couple next to them. They almost look like wax models, right? And everyone behind is like walking in an elegant fucking palace with wine and shit like that. And you got this fat slob with fucking white beer going... And you know when they got cast, they're like, oh, we're gonna work with Orson. He's gonna be the business. You know, that kind of reminded me of the Lucille Ball when she does the Vitamita management. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When she's doing the commercial and it's just a bottle of liquor. And she's like, ah, at the very beginning, you know, Vitamita management. Get your vitamins and one teaspoon. She fucks it up. And, you know, by the end of it, she's like... Fifth take, she's like, ah, Vitamita management. Call me an Uber. Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly right. So, this is Rich. Rich and I were talking about a week and a half ago. Or something like that. Maybe two weeks ago. And you were talking about Uber and how there's a lot of regulation and a lot of cock blocking with Uber and a lot of laws coming into place. They don't want Uber to come around. Uber's scaring the shit out of the taxi cartels, man. Explain Uber. Like, for those that don't know. Because I'm an old fuck. I didn't know what Uber was. I thought Uber was a gum or something. Uber is essentially, it's a... They say themselves they are just a company that will get you a ride. They don't... They don't own cabs. They don't own cars. They don't own cabs. They don't own that. They don't allow you to find yourself a ride. So, if you're out and you like, you press, you download the app, you press a button and then you see... What's really cool is you can see all of the Uber cabs that are within the vicinity of your area on a little map, which is cool. And you get the Uber. And you know what's great about it? It's a lot cheaper than cabs. And it's really good for the cabbies, too. Or for the Uber people. I have a couple comic friends that drive that shit. Dude, that's their side job. Well, they have two tiers, too. Uber X, which is like a cab. And then they have Uber Black, which is like a limousine and shit like that. So, you can get either one, but both of them are considerably cheaper than... Less expensive than... Put it this way, man. Let me tell you something right now. I read all the articles that you gave me. Great articles. In New York City, the fucking taxi fare, bro. No fucking lie, man. Ten blocks, you're fucking... You're shelling out $20. If there's traffic. It's fucking... It's got to be ridiculous. Ridiculous. It's torture riding in a cab and watching that fucking clock move. Watching that money just keep going up. I'm on a fucking red light. Bullshit. Well, you know, another thing this bullshit is, you know when you get in a cab in New York and it already has like a buck? You already owe a buck just by sitting in a cab. You know what I'm talking about? It depends on what time. $2.50. Now it's $3.00 and $3.00. $3.50, I think. Okay, but you want to hear something? That money doesn't even go to the taxis. That goes to MTA. I don't know who it goes to. No, it does. It goes to MTA. A bunch of jerk-offs. One of the articles, MTA is Metropolitan Transit Authority. No, MTA is Metropolitan Transit Authority. Metropolitan Transit Authority is what it is. They run the subway systems and all that stuff. Are you 100% on that? Yeah. Okay. So, the reason... And this is part of the argument. The reason that taxi fares are so high is because they're regulated on some level. For instance, in New York City, back in the 70s, medallions were offered at about $10 a pop. Let's say, right? And they were like 140,000 medallions. Now they're like 120,000. So they've gotten rid of all those medallions. The medallions are scarce. No one owns them. Explain what a medallion means. A medallion is a... Is a certificate. It's your permission, yes. It's your license. But it's usually on the hood of your car. So the medallion basically is an authorized... Stamp of approval. Stamp of approval, but it's also like a medal. I mean, you paid us, motherfucker. A license, and you paid the Taxi and Limousine Commission to operate a fleet, or to operate that cab. So what these guys do, a lot of these foreigners have come to America, Middle Eastern dudes and whatnot, in New York, and they purchased... Hold for... Hold for... Hold for... They're fucking medallions that are up to a million dollars a pop. And they own a fleet of cabs. Maybe four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten cabs, right? And they don't drive. You lease the fucking car at a 12-hour shift, right? For $90,000 a year. That's what you lease. And you pay that, and then whatever you make off, or however they break that down, per day, per week, or whatever, per month, you get to keep the difference. A lot of fucking money goes to them, right? That don't have to bust their ass, don't have to be in the cab for 12 hours. And the cab driver, has to fucking hustle to make a dollar. And as a result... Is it not true that now they kind of take on most of the responsibility and liability? Correct. Back in the day, they used to split the liability? 50-50 with the fleet or the garage, right? Because back then, the garage would lease out the car, like the TV show Taxi. Yeah. Right? So you'd split the profit 50-50, except you keep the tip. It was more of a company type of... The medallion was owned by the driver. The medallion back then was owned by the driver. Yes. No, it was owned by the driver. Yes, yes. It was 10 bucks. Right. It was $10 to get a medallion. So you split your take, the fares, 50-50 with the garage because they keep your car and you're running out of there, but you own the medallion. And they probably also do the service, maybe, yeah? Correct. They own the car, they deal with the service and all that shit. And that's a great business model to go by. Right. But then, you know, these companies figured out a way how they could make more money and they started switching it around where they started buying up all the medallions and reversed it and said, okay, you know, we're going to rent you, you know, rent you the car and, you know... But then they became assholes and dropped the liability on them as opposed to... Yeah. I mean, like, we're working on this together, not anymore, psych. We're still going to keep a lot of money, but... Well, and some of these articles are saying that there's a few issues with this, right? So Uber is not the problem, right? Uber is not the one that's going to... That's not the one that's going to... So there's a couple of issues. So one of the points was with Uber now, does Uber take the place of professional drivers, right? Which are taxi and limousine drivers that are supposedly knowledgeable, right? But that's the only thing that made them operational back then. But see, it doesn't matter about being knowledgeable because you have GPS. Right, that's the counter argument. And the great thing about it is if you get a bad ride from these guys, you can instantly say, ah, this guy sucked. He smelled bad or he was a dick. You give him a zero fucking star. And then enough of those. Enough of those. They revoke your Uber. With cab drivers, you know... You can't do that. You can't do that shit. They're, you know, so you get this instant feedback on that if they're a terrible driver or whatever. I mean, they will weed themselves out. So it's kind of self-regulating in that aspect. Well, the way I see Uber is in capitalism, in free enterprise, in a free market economy, this whole cock-sucking bullshit that everyone's talking about, the whole concept is the people get to pay for what they want. The people vote the businesses in. What cock-sucking? Cock-sucking. Cock-sucking. I'm saying all these dickwads that keep saying freedom and American freedom. The whole fucking concept of American fucking freedom was capitalism, free markets. Well, that means the consumers, not licensing fees, medallions, registration, legal registration, legal fucking taxes and all that shit. And this tax and that fucking tax. One of those articles said you had to pay 500 bucks just for your application. Just to apply. Just for the application. Just for the application. Just to get stroked up. it's another 300 bucks. Right. Well, fuck yourself. The whole concept of capitalism is the consumer Fuck you! I'm Perseon! Fuck you! I fuck my own ass! The consumer picks what businesses they want to vote in because we give over our dollar as a vote. And the consumer obviously wants Uber over taxis. Big time. Why? Why? Why? Because it doesn't smell like cumin. Listen, we're being politically incorrect here, but we don't give a fuck. Well, I get a cab, it's like Cajamarón, Pelao, ¿Tú quieres Cajamarón, Pelao? Pero para allá, para allá, gusta para, pero mira para allá, para allá, gusta para, mira para allá, para allá, gusta para, que te voy a dar un pedazo. Tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, mira para allá, para allá, gusta para acá, mira para allá, para allá, gusta para acá. I see what you're saying, It sounds like Jack McGee taking a ride in a subaru. I'm in Africa! Nesta! I'm in Africa thinking about your podcast! I see what you're saying, Simon. You know, I wish it worked in a way that, you know, these people, you know, the cartels have their lobbyists and all of that and they're banning Uber from these cities and all of that. But the people want Uber and it's impossible for the people who want Uber because they know if the people actually voted were able to vote on this shit, not just your representative, you know, and all of that. But when you say the people want Uber, you mean, the people want a cheaper way of doing it. So if the vote was put to the people rather than the representative who is being hounded by the fucking lobbyists for the taxi cartels, you know, because they're, you know, the lobbyists are, are incredibly strong. So, but if the vote was actually given to the people in their hands and we could vote on that, hey everybody, do you want, do you want Uber in your city? Should we allow that? Everybody's hands would go up because it's a lot cheaper. The people want Uber. The people want GMO labeling. The people want free medical marijuana. Right, but what happens is the people don't get a fucking choice on anything. Because you start fucking with people's pockets way up the ladder. No, no, what happens is is that you got corporations and big money businesses and regulators that start missing, forming individuals and putting a lot of money in lobbyists, groups, to pass certain laws like in, in, in. Because that works these days. That's, that's, that's always worked. That's always worked. Pay and you get what you get. These guys are still, but they, big money, big money lobbying organizations, they, you know, you can pay the more money you have to pay for a veil, so to speak. So no one really has transparency as to what's really going on. Right. Then you don't have the money. You, the four of us can't fund, can't fucking try to, a knife to cut that veil to open up the truth. Forget it. You might get a pinhole in there. And philosophies are changing. I'm sorry. Philosophies are changing. I'll use this for example. Please. If you, I don't know if you guys have heard Credco. No. They, they do a lot of activism. So like, they, they were one of the first ones to, to attack SeaWorld and like, and then Monsanto and, and I, I kind of subscribe to their emails and I constantly get these great causes that they fight against and I'm a lazy motherfucker so all you gotta do is sign the petition and bam, I'm part of the fight, you know? Right. And, and, and they just started creating their own cell phone network. Okay. Oh wow. And they're, they're approaching me about it and their, their selling point is, you know, are you with a, with a mobile company that supports the Tea Party? Right. Or that supports some other fucking shady shit? Philosophies are starting to come into play. Right. And you don't respect these big ass corporations that don't have any type of, I'm a bohemian at heart. Yeah. I get, I bought, I bought whiskey yesterday called, um, uh, cold cock, cold cock. And because the philosophy in the back was from the, from the heart. Like we are humble people. Yeah. From the cock. Right from the sack. You can black out, we'll pull your pants down, fuck you in the ass and then send you home. Yeah. But that's what, that's what, and I think Uber kind of gives you that feel like you're controlling it. It's on your, it's on your terms. Well, here's the deal. And you can trust, these guys are semi-professional people that are driving Uber. Here's the deal. Not some guy that's doing it 24-7. The American people are so fed up with the corporations. Well, well here's the deal. They really are. Here's the deal. Look at, this is the veil that you're talking about. How, okay, there, there are what, three news articles about Uber incidents, you know, and, you know, oh, is this Uber driving into somebody? Orlando, Orlando. How many fucking taxi cabs have hit people since then? You don't hear shit about that in the media. So tell me, who's running the media? You got Fox, Fox News saying, oh, the liberal media and this and that. Dude, the media is being controlled by the big businesses. They are being controlled because you don't hear shit about, let's, let's stack, let's stack up how many people have been run over, hit or, or, or molested or this and that by, by yellow cab drivers. You don't hear that shit right now because it's been quiet. Oh shit. I smell a gun control argument coming up. Oh shit. This is a classic case of the, I'm telling it right now. Listen, this is a classic case for anyone that says big government, big government meddling in free enterprise. This is the classic case of big government meddling trying to meddle in free enterprise. Oh shit, Rich is, listen dude. If Uber became unsafe, then people would stop using it. That's the whole concept of free enterprise is that you let the markets regulate themselves without, but no, the government has to give you regulation. I like your point. You know, when I first read these articles or when you told me about these articles, Rich, you and I were debating and I said, yeah, but you know, TLCs, Taxi and Limousine Commissions and you know, limousines and, and not the rap group. Yeah, not, not, not, not, not, not some motherfuckers chasing waterfalls. Not Lazy Eye and Cream Puff and Cadoodle. But when I read that, you know, when you told me about it, I thought, well, you know, but these, they're not regulated, right? And we're brought up to think that just because something is regulated, it's necessary, it's better, it's safer, and someone's looking out for you. That's not true. That's a misconception with the word regulation. Right. I feel like, to the FDA, with all these drugs that keep getting passed. No, no, I got it. Yeah, and people are like, the fact that you can pass a drug that could kill you. Right. Exactly. Or synthetic heroin. Am I caused, you know, like, talk to your doctor first. Yeah. Yeah. But they still pass it. I feel there should be a sign at every doctor's office on the wall that says, your doctor is not intended to treat, diagnose, or fix any illness. Just call the FDA. He's just here to make you feel better. Yeah. Look, I'm going to make, I'm going to make a quick point here. My friends are comedians that they drive Uber, right? Yeah. My experience is, the majority of the time with yellow cab drivers, they don't even want to fucking acknowledge you. Like, you're, they're miserable. Do we have yellow cab drivers here in LA? Because most of them in Burbank, I see them, they're green. When I say yellow cab, I'm like, yellow cars. Yeah, we have them. So, I don't, I never take the cab. So, we're talking, when you say yellow cab, you're talking about like the predominant. Yeah. We have them out here. I've taken them. I know in Bellflower, they got them. So, I got these two cats. They're good people. Yeah. Good fucking funny people down to earth. They want to talk to you. That ride in itself just became more, more me. More interesting, more humble, more connecting, more satisfying, more entertaining. Has any, has any people, has any people by the people? You're not sitting in the back of some shitty fucked up cab with NPR stickers all over it. Like the one I put. Where are you going, my friend? When I go to New York. With his pictures staring at you. I'm miserable. Dude, when I go to New York, I get in a cab. I'm like, how you doing, my friend? I slap an NPR sticker on the dude's back. I got an Astorius public radio stickers all over the fucking thing. I just feel like I'm going to county when I'm in one of those yellow cabs. Let me ask you a question. Get this window off of me. You get into an Uber and it's like your friend's driving you to the airport. It's like you have a nice car, there's some air conditioning, it doesn't smell like meatballs. Have any of us here called Uber? Do you have an Uber app? I have not done it. Do you have an Uber app, No, I have a fucking car. I'm a real man. Do you have an Uber app? I have an Uber account. Let off some emissions and be a fucking burner. Okay, I'm interested in this. I'm going to get an Uber app. I'm going to try it. I got it. I have actually a few comic friends that use it. So this is what I want to say. This is what I want to do. Since none of us have tried it and none of us... Let's Uber to the next show. Let's Uber down here to the next show. No, no, no. I want to apply to be an Uber driver. That's what I'm going to do. I heard it just takes a couple days. Do you cover Uber? I'm going to drive some. Man, you drove here tonight. I'm glad I brought an extra pair of underwear. Yeah, you're not going to get the best ratings, dude. You drive like a New York Puerto Rican on fucking methamphetamines. Yo! Yo! Yo! I hate these fucking one-way up here. This motherfucker driving like he's the only one on the road. Get the fuck out of the way. I'm the only one on the road. I actually... Listen, Uber's not the only one. Lyft is another big one. If you've seen those pink mustaches on the road, Now, what does it do with that? Same shit. Same shit. So, I applied to be a Lyft driver when I moved here. You know the fucked up part? You need a four-door car, not a two-door car. Well, they're about to regulate the Uber's too, right? No, that makes sense. That makes sense, though. That makes sense. Why does that make sense, motherfucker? Get in the back. Bend your head down. Here, I'll help you, bitch. No, because ride-sharing would mean that you have... You're selling your own compartment for somebody to sit in there. Dude, I got seats. I got seat buckles. Here's another... So do Mexicans driving Chevys. Here's another... It could be an issue with that is that if you have a four-door vehicle, it's actually... The insurance is cheaper because there's two more doors to get out... Quicker. ...to get passengers out faster in an accident. Motherfucker, there can be no accident. Here, take a bottle of water and wait it out. There's never been an accident in a two-door car. Yeah. No, I'm driving. You're fine. Okay, so let's do that. Let's do that. Let's apply. Drink some cold cock and shut the fuck up. That shit was smooth, motherfuckers. That shit was smooth. That cock was good. Look at this. I'm telling you, Ernest and Julia got a wine. This is how I... I hope I don't get a horse and Uber driver. Get in the car. I'm not even going to bother applying because I got two DUIs. I doubt they're going to let me... Okay, I don't have a DUI. You're Uber's poster child. I don't have a DUI. Well, there was an article. Hold on. Got two DUIs? Uber it is. Hey, hold on. Let me give you the flip side. Let me give you the flip side. So an Uber driver... Uber driver. And I know this is just an isolated incident, but an Uber driver not so long ago, about a month ago, was accused of kidnapping of a woman. So check... Let me just read this shit because it's hilarious. And this is a con, right? So prosecutors did not file any charges against an off-duty Uber driver who was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping a drunk woman and taking her to a Van Nuys motel. The L.A. County District Attorney's Office told KABC they weren't able to get in touch with the 26-year-old woman for an interview. Their investigator tried several times to call the woman, but she didn't respond to any of the calls. She also gave police a fake home address. Early Monday, the woman called police from a 7-Eleven in Panorama City and reported that she had awoken next to a shirtless stranger at the Panorama Motel and had no recollection of how she got there. She directed authorities to the motel where they found 32-year-old Frederick Denser asleep and arrested him. She told police that she had been bar hopping the night before and her last stop was at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood, authorities believe Denser, who had at least one Uber pickup on Sunday, was outside of the nightclub when a valet may have flagged him down to drive the woman home. Uber said in a statement that Denser was not logged into the ride-sharing app, which means it was not an official Uber pickup. The woman allegedly was too drunk to tell Denser her home address. So basically, instead of dropping her off somewhere, he took her to a motel to get her a decent night's sleep, right? And, uh, apparently, he goes, uh, once inside, the complainant suddenly awoke to find the suspect touching her breast. She told him to dot, dot, dot, stop, and he complied. So basically, they didn't press charges on the guy. I'm getting the vibe she was horny. I'm getting the vibe she was, she doesn't, she didn't know what she was doing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm getting the vibe that it was, she had the Uber XXX. No, I'm getting the vibe that she was Orson Welles' niece. That's what I'm getting the vibe. He's like, hey, you want the Uber X? Yeah. Or the Uber XXX. Hey, she, I'm getting the vibe that she was like, oh! Or the Uber XXX. I don't know where I live. I think she was embarrassed. That's why she gave all that fake shit. Well, yeah, yeah. And then, and then she never followed up. She never followed up. Yeah, but see, that made headlines. Yeah, I was about to say, I was about to say back to your point. Nothing, nothing happened to the fucking Uber dude. No. You know? No. I mean, he's not going to get busted for it. The Uber duder? No. No, no, no, no, no. He was there a few days. I'm going to apply. I'm going to apply to Uber and I'm going to get my own app. Test some brass. Just to check it out. I'm going to check it out. So you're going to test some brass? I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get you up and I'm going to take an Uber ride with you. Yeah, you know, it's interesting. You know, you know, you know there's going to be a party in my Jetta. You know there's going to be a fucking wiggity wacky don't stop riding my fucking Jetta. I think you're such a patient person and you're so on time and prompt all the time. I think it will be perfect. Perfect. Show up at 830. Yeah, right. What time? What time? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What time you got to go to the airport? What time you got to be at the airport? Seven? Fuck that shit, man. Change your flight. I can't be there until about quarter to seven. Yo, I got a broken water hose in my front yard. Yo, listen, I got 80 fucking different hats. You know, I wear them all. And one of them's ADD. Yeah, oh yeah. You got ADD and ADD and also ADHD. So let me read this shit. Let's close it up with a little bit more alcoholic and, uh, alcoholic reference, all right? So, you know, Governor Rick Perry, Texas Republican governor. Uh, he's a, he's a nice guy. He's a fucking, this guy, this is, this is why you want to know why people get away with regulations and all that stuff because half of the fucking population of the United States is fucking sniffing Republican ballsack and half of them are asleep. It's not even the Republicans. It's all of them. They're so out of touch. Our leaders are so out of touch with the American people. Well, let me, it's to argue Democratic, Republican. That's a fucking thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's another thing. I didn't mean Republican versus Democrat. That's the same bullshit as far as I'm concerned. But anyway, Governor Rick Perry, who may or may not be toying with another presidential bid, let it be known last night at the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, this was a couple weeks ago, that he's still very much an anachronism when it comes to the gay issue. He compared homosexuality to alcoholism and proved once again that he's your homophobic grandfather's favorite candidate. After the Texas Republican Party adopted a platform of supporting Republicans and comparative therapy for LGBT people this month, he was asked by an interviewer, Greg Dalton, if he believed in the therapy, and he thought homosexuality was a disorder. This is what he says. Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that. I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that. And I look at the homosexual issue the same way. Ha ha ha! Oh, my God. Dude, you know, this picture, on this article, he looks like, with those glasses and that hair, he looks like fucking, he looks like Monroe from Too Close for Comfort. He looks like he should be tied down and fucking shot. He looks like the big, he looks like the gayest actor on 80s TV, and he's just, you know, he looks, he looks like, my genetic makeup makes me a man. That's why he's so homophobic, because he's gay, man. You just look at him. Well, he probably is. He's probably closeted, and a lot of these guys, it's just like, come on, man. Seriously? But, I mean, isn't that some backward ass, I mean, that's up there with, with all this. You could go, you could even point how backward his approach is. Of all the places you're going to bring that shit up and show that opinion, first of all, he's going to solicit, what, employees, and get companies to go down to Texas and get people to, come on, look how cool I am. Why would a conference, he's trying to get people to go, hey, everybody come to my Texas and we all are dickheads. In San Francisco, no less. Yes, exactly. The gayest fucking capital of the world. All you fucking people, you're broken. I didn't understand where he was going. He's a fucking retard. Retarded motherfucker. That's what he is. You're a retard. Dude, the best thing these guys can do is just not talk. They get more votes, you know? Right. But, you know, but here's the thing, but here's the thing though, look, let me ask you a question. Does the leader make the people or do the people make the leader? The people make the leader or the people make the leader? The people, the people, the people, the people, the people, the people make the leader. The people make the leader. You know what? There's a new thing for that. There's the lobbyists make the leader. That's the, the businesses make the leader. Yeah. And, and what I'm saying is the good leader, the businesses make the leader. And a good leader knows his business. No, a good, exactly. A good leader will know how to pull the wool over the consumer's eyes and be, stay in bed with the, with the businesses. That's his down go. 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