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howdy guys thanks for listening this is sex and deputy i'm definitely more blockman and yes and i have this is a full house oh yeah it's crazy what's going on here oh you got three comedians i know i'm so i'm laughing already well you know everybody knows everybody but let's introduce ourselves go ahead my name is dave carotto i do stand-up comedy and sitting to my right is simon kaufman uh yes yes y'all how's everybody out there in the world doing we're here we're here we're here we're here we're here we're here we're here we're here we're here with Dr. Lee Moore. For those of you that want to do more and be more, tune in to Dr. Lee Moore. That's right. That's right. For all you slackers with the crackers with the boom bap and the papas, you know what I'm saying? That man is named Nestor Rodriguez. Nestor Rodriguez. The levels be always good. You know what I mean? What's up, Dr. Al? How you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I'm so happy to have you guys. Thank you. Likewise. I like hanging out with friends. Androcracy show. And sex therapists. I know. Androcracy? Androcracy. Androcracy. What does that mean? You guys know what it is? No, no. Tell me, please. The ruling of men. Oh, the ruling of men. And I'm really resentful of that. Got it. I'm like in minority. No, you're not. You're not resentful. You love it. I know. I do. You love it. I do. You're just an upstart Jewish girl. Yeah. I know. I know. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know. It's true. I know. Jewish women will walk down the street and their husbands will be like five feet behind them trying to catch up. Right. It depends who the husband is. Right, right, right. You go to a party, all the women are yapping and talking and having a good time and drinking tea and the men are asleep on the couch. Right. Ugh, that sounds so fucking awful. Ugh. I have to tell you. Ugh. That's like Puerto Rican and Jewish. I know. It's like it's amazing. Ugh. I know. Yeah. Well, they're so tired that women have been yelling at them for 2,000 years. No? No. Well, I don't know. I don't yell. Only during sex. Really? Yeah. All right. Let's start. But, you know, we have so many things to talk about. Yes. And you guys, of course, know everything I mentioned, but I want to start off with something that I came across. It was a study. But I love the way I actually read it. It came across, I came across it on HuffPost and then I went and checked the source of it. And, of course, the source of it was very different. I like the way they manipulate things on that site. They like to tell you a story and the way they presented it was very different. The way they manipulated it was that, did you know that men with larger penises are prone to be cheated on? What? Yes. Men with larger penises are prone to be cheated on. Cheated on, yes. Interesting. And they, well, obviously they said it because it's unlikely. I mean, if you're not happy with my large member, what are you doing? Right. So, first of all, let's, you know, of course, I'm going to give you the right result and why they manipulated this this way, but what do you think? Do you think there's some, some, some truth into it? I mean, if you have a larger member? I would have to ask you what the basis of the statistics are. You know what I mean? I mean, one thing I've noticed about men who are larger, right? Not just larger penis or whatever, but just larger. Larger in general. Just larger. They seem to be a little bit more gentler. Is that true? Because they're big and, yeah. Because they're, I don't know, there's something about the smaller you are, the more insecure you can be. Like, psychologically. Yeah. Like, psychologically. So, my, if I was to say, if that is a true statement and I was to guess why, I would probably say because in this day and age, women want more forceful men or more A personality men. Right. So then if you have a larger penis, then you're going to be too gentle. Right. Right. And women want to get slapped with it. Right. Yeah. They want to get slapped with it. They want to get slapped They want to get slapped with it. No, but I don't do that. My God. What do you guys think? In March, penis schooling, they didn't teach me to slap. I know. I think if you're a giant guy, if you're a gentle giant, you have to, I mean, you're intimidating. That's, that's, you know, so you, you go out of your way to like be kinder and, you know, just like be less. I don't want to hurt her. Well, you want to be less scary. With my penis. Right. You know, because like, obviously somebody, I wrestled in high school and we had a 200 pound guy and he was like the nicest guy. Yeah. But he could take out anybody. Yeah. You know, he was just, you know. But yeah, but he was like the nicest guy. In fact, I think the guy's name was like, his name was like Robert Sweet. He actually had the name Robert Sweet. Yeah. Interesting. And we had, well, one funny story is we had a wrestling match and, um, uh, he, his opponent bit him in the side. I don't know. I didn't, all right, enough, enough about me. Let's go back to these comedians over here who know what they're doing. What do you think, Simon? Well, you know, guys with big dicks, it's harder for them to get up off the couch. It's like to lift them. Yeah, you know, this is, yeah. So, you know, they don't, they're not as motivated half the time. Little dick, short ass little dick guys, they got to run around. They got a lot of energy. yo, I'm day trading. I'm day trading. I'm moving things. I'm moving futures. I'm moving futures. I got to do big things. I got to push. I got to, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, jump it up and down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fingers, the fingers. Yeah, yeah. So, and then they're like, girls are like, oh, wow. And then they take them home and they unwrap the package and they're like, I think I'm going back with that. I think women want to be worked out, not, not, not worked out, like necessarily with a big penis, but worked out. You want to be spent. Right. You know what I mean? And that, and that could work against the wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's one way of looking at it, but also you can spend, you can spend or spend or exhaust, exhaust a woman emotionally too. Oh, definitely. You beat the fuck out of her down. Well, any big, big penis, you know what I mean? And the end result is the same. I know it's the same. She's exhausted. Yeah. Well, the thing is what they were trying to say, well, that they went and, and they, they checked it with Kenyan men, men from Kenya. And it was about 600 men. And they told them, let's examine the size of your penis and let's see if your wives are cheating on you. Now, first of all, there were descriptions, discrepancies between the size that the women checked, and the size that the men checked. Of course. Of course, it was always larger on the end that the men checked it. Different, different metrics on the rules than Avon. Yeah, of course. And then, you know, they were, there were, these were in centimeters and the other checked it in inches. Well, my joke is that I, I, you know, I'm, I'm 10 inches, but if you start counting from my, my large intestine, that's, you know, it's like how you measure it. Right. I know, exactly. Where do you start? Where's your starting point? So, so they went and checked it. And then, you know, allegedly that, this is what it is. If you are larger, your wife is going to cheat on you. Now, I went and checked. And the basic thing was that they, the reason for the study to begin with was because women in this region tend to, if they have extramarital affairs, tend to be more exposed to HIV. So that was the reason to examine the thing to begin with. And then when they went and checked, larger penis was just a meager part of the percentage. Of course, the half post. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. I was going to say, just because you take a bunch of data and you find that people with a large, but who's to say that, I mean, you'd have to run the test a bunch of different times to be able to, I was going to say that, but I thought it, but I didn't say it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the thing is, it's true. But then you said it. But then you didn't say it. But I thought it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before she said it, and then I said it. Yeah, so it was like transcendental and voila, it came out. Yo. Exactly. So, so, so, so, so, okay, so slow down. So what you're saying, what you're saying is that the average man in Kenya wasn't really that big. Is that what you're saying? I'm saying that regardless of your size, it didn't really enhance your chances, your chances of being cheated on. Okay. But they were trying to claim that there was a correlation between a large penis and being cheated on, which is not correct. Right. But this was just, yeah. But that's, that sounds like a psychotic hallucination. But this is why they advertise it this way. Wow. That this was the main, you know, factor. Well, what if the smallest Nigerian guy out there on the plane could still helicopter it like the, at a gentleman's club, you know, like he can still tear it down. I mean, like, yeah. Are you comparing like Nigerian tribesmen to Jewish accountants? Like where, what are we? That's a problem. I'm telling you now. I'm telling you now, my brother. I'm telling you now. My penis is bigger than yours, my brother. My brother. My brother. My brother. If it rain outside, you get, umbrella my brother. Yeah. Oh my God. Hello. Hello. And the thing is, the funny thing is that they actually went to the Kenyan region, you know, which is, you know, so, so, uh, just predictable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're dealing with guys that run track with no shoes. Yeah. No shoes. They're packing. Good runners. They win the marathon every year. They have like a third leg. That's proof right there that they don't have big penises because if you had a big cock, it's very difficult to run. To run. Right. And beat. It was like running against your knees. You know, do like a one minute, you know, 30 second mile. You know what I mean? No, it's really hard. It's like a third leg. Yeah. What are you doing with it? Well, it's weight. It's extra weight. It is weight. No, it's true. And I'm talking from, yeah. Yeah. So, uh, so they actually went and the, the factors that did inflict on the women cheating were as so, it was, uh, domestic violence, obviously. Yeah. You know, if the women. Unless they're Latina, then they come back for more. I bet. They, they, they, if they're Latina, they do not run away. They actually give you more. They spray you with more love. It means you love me. It means you love me. Hi, papi. It's okay. You hit me. Hi, papi. Now you really love me, papi. You love me. You really love me. You show me that you love me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, the love. Yeah. So, yeah, so, uh, that and denial of a preferred sex position. So if you're not giving it to me the way I want. You don't like me. You don't, you like it. Blow job. You don't like the mission, Eddie. You just shut up. You just shut up. Can you imagine? Denial of preferred position. It's an interesting thing because women, you know, it just, of course, of course, you got to ask the woman what she likes, what she prefers. Just take it the way, but still, you got to do a little, uh, you got to do a little interview, whether it's, whether it's, uh, on the sly or, you know, overt or whatever. You have to find out what a woman likes, no? Right, right. I agree. I mean, you have to, whether you do it forcefully and she goes, uh, and you got to pull back or whatever, you still, it's your duty to do due diligence as a man to find out. To ask her what she wants. Somehow. Yeah. To investigate, to find out. Right, right, and I think it's the women's, you know, um, need to actually go and, go ahead and say what they want. Right, right, but that's maybe the issue. Maybe they don't say. Yeah, because I do think that in this region, there is a problem with it. Right. And another factor that was calculated into it was the younger age of the wife. Right. So, I think that if the wife is younger, and this puts, again, the, the larger penis in such a small, Right, right, place. Right. The larger penis, you know, pun intended. It could be larger because it sags. I know. Yeah, it could be. It could just be, yeah, you never know. But on that, on that, on that note, it's like, in some of these regions where they're male dominated in Africa, women are unimportant. What woman is going to say to her husband, I don't really like that position. Right. I, you know, you, you're subservient. You just, you just take what you're given. Right. And then you move on. In certain areas, you know, there are African regions where the women are so heightened into a position where they are actually, you know, the stronger sex. The other thing too, like a lot of women want to get like, you know, fucked. May I say that? No, yeah, of course, you should say it. That's the show for it. Women want to get fucked. Did you believe that? No, we have to say it. No, but here's the problem. Guys, guys don't want to do, guys don't want to do anal with like the mother of their children. You know, it's like, a lot of, a lot of guys don't want to do anal with the mother of their children. A lot of guys don't want to do. Guys don't want to choke and spit on and come on the face of a woman that's the mother of your children and your wife. A lot of guys don't want to do anal, period. Don't talk about it. It's true. I agree. And I know, I hope that you know it too. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What is this gape going on here? Right. But the thing is, I want to say this, that it is very true. Everything, what all of you guys said, the thing is, you know, every man is kind of inflicted with the Madonna whore dichotomy. And, um, whether it's your subconscious or they really are aware that they want to fuck bitches until they find the right one that they want to marry. And they don't want to choke or do anal or whatever with this woman. I want you to marry me. I don't want to choke you, mommy. I don't want to put you in the head. That's why I have a mistress. I know. Let me fuck her. No, you're the mother of my children. I'm going to sit next to you at like weddings and like social events. I don't want to come home and like come in your eye. And come on your face. Right. Come in your eye. Shove my thumb in your ass. Right. No. Right. Yeah. You're my girl. It's an interesting thing. You're supposed to be respectable. Yeah, but it is. It's an interesting dichotomy. It is. It is. Honestly, because men are inflicted with it. You know, women don't really have that thing where they, this guy I'm going to have just as a fling or this guy I'm going to have, you know, women are designed to actually kind of crave a specific kind of man. Yeah. Y'all got to change that. Interesting. You guys just changed that. I know. You need two guys. No, but, you need one guy that goes to work. He drives a Volvo. I know. He drives a Volvo. He's sensible. He's a sensible guy. He wears sweater vests. Oh, he's very. Right? Sweater vest. I'm turned off already. No, you need that guy. You need that guy. Dry vagina. Right. Okay, yeah. Dry vagina, but then there's the flip side. The guy, he's in a band. He has a mullet. He's got, you want him for dry vagina situations. Right. For wet vagina situations, you have, that's why you need both. You have homeboy number two. It is true that women are, some women are attracted to the bad guy, to the bad boy. Yeah, yeah. But then, you know, it's the wolf. You know, every little red riding hood is looking for the wolf. Sure. You guys, you're both comics. Yeah. You've never been married, right? I'm married. No. You are married. I'm married. Yeah. 20 years. Almost 21. Wow, that's incredible. That's amazing. That's great. I attribute all of it to my wife. I do. I do. That's lovely. Yeah. I really like it. She's a special woman, boy. I'm sure. To put up with my shit, I swear to God. That's great. God fucking bless her, man. You guys, but this is amazing. That's great. You know, that's not common these days. No, no, no, no, no. I'm a lucky guy. I swear to God, I'm a lucky guy. No, it's true. I'm really lucky. I am. It is true. No, I agree. Like I said before, I'm lucky, and people don't really understand the full ramifications of luck. Do you have kids, too? No kids, but it's not just really luck. It's almost like an investment. You know, we met when we were younger, and we really invested a lot of time and energy into each other, and you know. Yeah. I love, yeah. I actually, I fully agree. And Simon, you're still on the prowl? Is that it? Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm pretty much single, you know. Yeah, well, you know, you know, I'm pretty much single, you know. I'm good at getting women. I'm horrible at getting rid of them. I'm very good at the one night stands. I'm not good at the forever after. No, that's when they want to stick around, and then they want to go to the bar. They want to talk, and they're like, so what are we? Oh, and there's like a title. Are we serious? Are we serious? There's always that kind of, that's why I got married. I know. I said, I said, fuck it. Just put it away. You're my wife. I said, fuck it. You don't have to ask me what we are. Just fucking get away from me right now. Just find it annoying. Just find it annoying, you guys. That's true. I mean, you know, this is a stereotype, but being Hispanic, don't, aren't you more family cultured? Like, Jewish people are family cultured. I didn't marry a Latina. That's the thing. I married a white girl. Yeah. Yeah. When you, when you grow up in a Latino household and the projects, the last thing you want to do is marry a Latina. That's where I come from. It's like, fuck that. Right? Jenny, Jenny's Latino. Let me tell you something. I know about welfare. Okay. I know about law. My boyfriend's white. Right. My boyfriend's white. So yeah, so check that out. I would have married an Asian girl had I met, had I met one, but that's a different culture. It is. A Jewish girl I would have married. You know what I mean? And then you're 20. 20 years. That's, that's really very, right, right. Very impressive. You're very, you're a lucky man. Yeah. What did you want to say? After you've been hit upside the head with a broom handle enough times, like just for, you know, you're like, I think I'm going to get a white chick. My mom was Latina enough. I don't need no more. After that, that was it. It's a lot of lunacy going on. Yeah. A lot of hotheadedness. Okay. So you guys, I came across, so we said all that. It has nothing to do. There's no correlation. I want everybody out there to realize there's no correlation between a large penis and a woman cheating on you. That's pathetic. That's a crazy ass analogy. So all you big dick brothers out there, just be happy. All you motherfuckers with the big dicks are banging between your knees, hanging around, dragging your Cadillacs down the motherfucking street. Yeah. Don't worry. You're okay. You're okay. For all you big fat cock-a-locka, boom-bop-a type Negroes, don't sweat it. You ain't got, you ain't got nothing to worry about. Honestly, I have to tell you, it's not a pleasant thing for a woman. I think, I think stereotypes, I think stereotypes, obviously stereotypes, and it doesn't matter what kind of stereotypes. You know, we all have them. Yeah. Okay. If you're Jewish, you may have stereotypes about other cultures. Puerto Ricans have cultures, stereotypes. We all have them about everybody else. But we all know that they're somewhat ignorant for the most part, right? Some of them, they might be true to a certain degree, but they don't, they're not, they don't fit into everyone. No, no. Yeah, of course. It's cliches and it's not true. Stereotypes. The thing is, I want to, and I came across something interesting. I came across, so we're dropping that thing. Right. Everybody can be happy with their size and celebrate. Yeah. She's like, she's like, she's like, okay, so we're dropping that thing. It's a big thing, but we're dropping it because we can move on right now. Oh, I feel so hot. That's fine. I'll let the secrets out. Okay. Now, the thing is, where are you guys from? Are you guys from this state or? I'm from New York. I was born and raised in New York City. Seattle, Washington. Okay, and David? I was born in Chicago, but I grew up in Santa Monica and I've been there since I was three, so that's, you know. Okay, so because we came, I came across a very interesting kind of tablet of different laws that have to do with sex from different states. It's kind of ridiculous. Bring them. I love it. Honestly, A lot of them have to have some anal sex in there. I know that. It's so ridiculous. Let's see New York. So, so New York, adultery is illegal. What? Adultery is legal. It's okay. Oh, it's illegal. Illegal. Did you know that? Really? That's crazy. That seems weird. New York is like the home of adultery. I know. It's like, it's so ridiculous. Do you know what that means? What does it mean? All that means is that that is one of five reasons that you can file for a divorce. That's all it means. Yeah. Because in order to file for a divorce, you have to, you have to accuse your husband or your wife of one of five things. Adultery in New York is one of them. Right, it's a major thing. Small dick. But I think in general, small dick. Lack of sex. Lack of sex. Neglect. Lack of preferred position. Well, just lack of sex. Abandonment is another one. Well, I have to tell you if we're talking about Jews and you must know that, Simon, that in Jewish laws, of course, of course. You have the Bible? I'm accusing him of being a Jew. You have the guidebook? Oh, yeah. I have the guidebook. I got it down, dude. I'm writing it down. So, but according to Jewish law, I'm talking about, you know, the, I don't know if you know, the Shammai and the Hillel homes, you know, the two different scholars of different scholars of Judaism. One of them says that according to, you know, that a woman's right by marriage in the Jewish law and the Jewish religion is to have good sex. That the man is responsible for taking care of her fulfillment in terms of... That's how we lasted this long. It's very true. It's very true. We're small, we're making a lot of noise. But the thing is that it comes down to, and I'm taking into consideration the laws of being, you know, not having sex during menstrual cycle and being away on different states. Right. But under the circumstances that the woman is not ovulating or menstruating, and no, not ovulating, menstruating, and the two are under the same household, if a man is not having sex with his wife between a week and two weeks, he's entitled to a divorce. Really? By Jewish law. By Jewish law. Yeah. That's interesting. But New York will say, don't worry about it. According to our laws, y'all motherfuckers need to stay married. You can take that Jewish law shit back to Israel in New York. Fuck that. Why do you think the guys are so tired? I know, I know. They have to provide. Oh, so then, so that makes sense. That's why they're all sleeping at the party. I know. On the couch. They have to provide. They're semenless. I know. We'll talk about semen later today. Oh, great. But the thing is, I can't wait. I want to tell you about your state. I mean, Washington. Oh, okay. Give a sex, you're not allowed to give a sex worker a ride to work. Okay. What? You gotta throw the bitch out the car. Yeah. No way. Meet me on the corner. I mean, if you're a fucking prostitute, you can't take a ride in my car. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. That's one of the laws. No, in Washington. That makes sense. It does? Yeah. So, because they always come up to you and like, hey, you want to give me a ride? That's always the line the prostitutes always say. Oh, really? Yeah, if you're like pumping gas. Don't they ask, yeah, you want to party? Yeah. You want to look in for a date? That too, or like, hey, can I get a ride? How many times are you at the gas station pumping your gas and some girl walks up, hey, can I get a ride? No, thank you. That's never happened to me. And then you're like, well, you know, I do need someone to get through the carpool lane. It's something they say all the time or cops will pull over. Let's say they'll see a girl get in a guy's car and they drive off and it's a sting and the cops pull them over, right? Oh, I was just giving her a ride. Okay. You see what I'm saying? And then you can be a John. That's what she's saying. What I'm saying is you can't give her a ride though. That's what she's saying. You're not allowed. Yeah, yeah. That's what he's saying. That's what the law is to protect because if a cop just, that's the quickest thing to say, oh, she asked for a ride, I was giving her a ride. You haven't broken any law. There's no evidence. Nothing's happened. So then how do you prove that you're actually you know that she's a sex worker? I think that the nipple clamps, the fishnet stockings, the rouge, That'll give you away. and the name Chanterelle named after a mushroom, I think all of those combined really get you. That'll give you away. Unless, unless, unless she's, you're a client of hers and you're dropping her off at an S&M club, a dungeon or something. I think the Sam's Club pack of condoms is one indicator. Oh my God. I think the industrial strength lubricant bottle That'll probably be on to you. The funniest come online, I got, I was coming out of From a prostitute? Yes, from a prostitute. Or someone came on you. No, no. I was coming out of Guitar Center on Sunset Boulevard. I had just bought, I played drums, so I just bought a bass pedal for my bass drum. And I'm carrying this, this bass pedal and she goes, she was drunk and she goes, is that a, she had an unlit cigarette. She goes, is that a light? And I said, no, it's actually, it's a bass pedal. And then I went to my car and I went home. And that was, but yeah, she was like, this bass pedal resembles a lighter. I don't, I don't see how. Yeah, no, so a very, yeah, different kind of lighter. You know, they come in all shapes and sizes. It's a gyroscopic lighter. In California, the law is there's no selling booby pillows What? within a hundred, a thousand feet of a highway. What's a booby pillow? I don't know. Do you know? Because I don't know. Within a thousand feet of a highway. That's hilarious. I love that. That's incredible. That's hilarious. Who the fuck came up with that law? I don't know, but I really wanted to sell a booby pillow. Does it say the origin of the laws or when that law was put into effect? No, they just, no, they didn't. You can't sell a booby pillow. What the hell is a booby pillow? Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Pillow. Booby pillow. Pillow. But that's what they said. And of course, you know, they tell you. I know, I know, I know. I put pictures up over there if you guys want to see. It's just a pillow. That's a pillow. You looked it up. You can't sell it. I hate lying. Why? No, no, no. Hold on. What does that even have to do with that? No, no, no. A booby pillow also is a pillow so that when you bend a woman over, her breasts don't get squashed on the bed. So it creates an even pillow. Yes, booby squash support. Right, right. Very crucial. So it keeps your breasts away from the mattress. Right, and so it gives you a little support on your chest. It's a good thing that they looked it up. Because you're going to take it, you're going to go to the highway, and you're going to flash someone, and they're going to crash. No, no. It's going to redirect traffic. No, no, because what's going to happen is you're going to have sex with your girlfriend on the highway, and no one's moving anyway, and you're not going to pay attention when the car starts to move, the traffic starts to move, you're going to be fucking falling asleep. That's what's going to happen. Well, you know, there are others. It's very vast. A lot of rules that are ridiculous, like the ones I mentioned. Yeah, welcome to the United States. Yeah, but booby pillow, I mean, seriously, it's like fucking ridiculous. I like that, Jenny. You pulled out the booby pillow on mama. I know. I tried to pay attention to what you were saying. I love that shit. It's incredible. I love that. I'm like, where the fuck are you on my show? Would I need like fucking, you know, a pointer or something? By the way, by the way, there are two other rules of two other states. One was Arizona, and the other one is Texas, and it takes me to the next study that I came across that had to do with dildos. Okay. So both these states, both these states have a limit on how many dildos you can own. Right. But that's fucking, I don't know, you know, who makes these fucking rules, but in Arizona, for that, I have to teach them. Excuse me, we're the dildo police. Did you want to walk me to the closet? Yes, put the dildos on the floor and put a two-step smash. Put the dildos on the floor, step away from the couch. Step away from the dildo. And show me some identification. Step away from your dick. How do they know this? I mean, this is fucking insane. I know why, because there are a lot of lonely women in Texas, and, you know, in Arizona. So while men are out fucking around with cattle and bullshit. And booby pillows. And booby pillows. I know. Trying to get to California. I'll tell you why it is. Women got to take care of themselves. Here's why it is. Here's why it is. Yeah. The fine congressmen and governors and senators in the state of Arizona don't want you to own more dildos than there are dildos in the House of Representatives. That's a good one. Yes. That's a good one. So in Arizona. What's the limit? I'll tell you. So in Arizona, you can't have more than two. I mean. What? That's crazy. I can't reside in Arizona. Do your research, buy two, and fucking live with it. Yeah, live with it. Just deal with it. What if you work in the industry? In the adult industry? Like, is there a limit? So what? So these are live ones. So you can fuck all you want. But not dildos. Or dildos. There's a dildo. I get it. There was a dildo shortage in Arizona. Right, and they couldn't. So they want people to buy them all. It's like, yeah. It's like in Asian countries. They limit, you know. Yeah. In Japan. Yeah. It's like rationing. In Japan. In Japan, it's like, oh, no. You put the dildo down. What if you have a huge dildo that breaks down into like three parts? Like nunchucks. No, it can be like tentacles. Yeah, like nunchuck. You know, like in hentai. Like nunchuck dildos. Yeah, you have like, you don't know? Hentai, you know, you guys know what hentai is? No, please tell us. It's Japanese porn. Okay. So do you know, I don't know if you guys know, but just I'm going to touch that. But it's very funny that in Japanese porn, it's really sexy. It's really erotic. You told me to knock. I have to tell you. The only problem I got to tell you with Japanese porn is the women. I like vocal women. And they're like, E-choo. E-choo. E-choo. E-choo. E-choo. E-choo. E-choo. And I'm like, fucking swear I'm going to pitch already. I want to hear something else other than E-choo. Well, the other funny thing about Japanese porn is they pixelate the genitals. They have some kind of. No, but this is what it is. I'm talking about hentai. Well, hentai is, is, is, is, is animated porn. Oh, like animated porn. Animated porn. Well, the thing is, it's very interesting because in Japanese porn, comparing to American porn for that instance, American porn is limited only to age. You know, you can show women, you can show whatever, you know, you can, you can do the barely legal, but she has to be actually legal. Of age, right. But then in Japanese porn, it's not a matter of age, but the matter of, you can't show on hentai, you can't show real penises. You can only show, and this is why I gave the example of tentacles. So a woman can be raped by a monster with five penises. Got it. But not a guy. It can't be a man. Right. What are we, what are we, savages? I know, no. What are we, savages? No, no. A walking octopus with gold chains and a fucking boom box walking down the street on a year cycle. You can fuck the shit out of your daughter, but a normal guy that buys her a flower, we were trying to, we were trying to, we were trying to stop this shit. The octagon. I know. You know, you think about monsters, you know the problem with Japanese porn? You get to the, it starts getting hot and before you know it, Godzilla comes and blows up the fucking place. You can't even see anybody orgasming. You guys ever see that? It's really intense. You know, my joke. I've never seen that. It involves a lot of, a lot of rape. Godzilla porn? Godzilla porn. Oh yeah, Godzilla porn is insane. But no, but hentai is really, it's crazy. It's mostly rape. It has, it's very violent. Interesting, interesting. But the thing is, and I'm just gonna touch that. That shit doesn't turn me on, by the way. Well, it is, it's, there are very sexy ones when it comes to hentai, but I want to say there's a specific one that is very famous that is called Le Blue Girl. It's Japanese hentai porn and what they show there is a girl that is, you know, she's a princess, whatever, she uses a pubic hair to shoot other people and she's like, she's getting raped by five penises and whatever, but there's a character on the series. But she's a real, she's real. But she's animated. Oh, she's, everyone's animated. It's all animated. Yeah, hentai. Got it. Hentai and, manga, it's called, that's what it is. But there is a character on that manga that is a midget, a midget samurai. Uh-huh. Now, when they brought it to the States, they had to, Exactly. Exactly. And she's like, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Exactly. So when they brought it, No, but the thing is when they brought it, I love that. Grudo! Singulat Obama Grudo! Grudo! It seriously sounds like that. It seriously sounds like that. But when they brought it to the States, they had to eliminate that character because it's not, it's a midget. But it's a midget, but it looks like a child. So it's not allowed in American port. That's ridiculous, but this is what it is. Interesting. Now, when it comes to Arizona and Texas, in Arizona, you cannot own more than two. And in Texas, you cannot own more than six. Why would you want more than one? Because they allow you, well... Well, because... You need a variety. May I? May I? Yes, please. Okay, so women, you know, women get tired of the same shit all the time. Like novelty and variety. Let's face it, since it is fantasy, right? So you try a black one one day and a white one the next day. Maybe one that has a big head. Maybe one that massages the G-spot. Maybe one that has a GPS. Maybe one that has rabbit ears. Maybe one that's just for the anus. You know? Exactly, exactly. One that's search engine optimization. Maybe there's a... They have all new... New ones now. Maybe there's a steel egg. Maybe there's one that's glass. They all feel different. That's true, but there are, you know, I have one that actually... It actually charges with, you know, on a SUV, a USB. Right. Yeah. And some of them have a language chip. So when you put it in, I'm puppy! I'm puppy! Yeah. It changes, translates. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah, it's... Some popcorn. Yeah. I know. I'm ready. You're ready for the movie. So what do you think, you guys? I'm going to give you, of course, the results. But what do you think? Are guys, on your end, are you guys intimidated by the use of vibrator? That a woman would use a vibrator? Absolutely not. I welcome it. I love it. I think that... I think that that enhances... For me, it would enhance the fantasy of the whole thing to see a woman pleasuring herself. I mean, it's like a live porno. Right, right. I agree. I agree. What do you think, Simon? Wait, are you asking if they bring it in the room with me? Yeah. No, I hate it. You don't like it? Why? Because it's like... It's just corny. You're intimidated by it. Corny? It's not intimidating. I don't enjoy it. Why? It doesn't intimidate me. You need to watch some of that Japanese Hanza porn. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because this has been my experience, okay? My experience is as follows. Yeah. Well, for starters, the reason I don't like it is you don't need me. I'll go watch the Clippers game. Enjoy yourself. That is so fucking lame. Number two. Number two. Number two. I've experienced the women that... They're not... It's because they're not letting themselves go fully. Okay. They have a wall up. With you, with a live female. If you need to bring... Need to bring something else. Who said need? Not want to. Because a lot of women do. As a playful thing. She said a lot of women... As a playful thing. If you feel... Would you welcome it? And you're like, what do you mean? No, he may not like it. There are men that don't like it. No, he says he doesn't like it. She's not seeing a big black mandingo motherfucker coming in with her going, yo, motherfucker. Oh, my God. No, I'm talking about... In case your little Jewish ass don't do some motherfucking damage. First of all, motherfucker, I'll show his cocksucker a thing or two. Okay? I've been doing my motherfucking yoga. I got hip motherfucking mobility. I hear you. Okay? I've been doing my upward and my downward dog and my motherfucking shoulder stand, motherfuckers. So I'll take it to you, girl. Listen here. I'll take it to you. Listen here. You can take your yoga ass, motherfucking ass, and step the fuck off. You got a real black man coming to the mother. No, so tell me, but... I'll lay a girl down and do my gazintas. Gazintas, of course. Two gazinta three, three gazinta four. Oh, gazintas are the best. You know? No, but seriously, why do you find it... Why don't you like it? I'm really curious. I'll tell you why. Yeah. Who needs the buzzing? The buzzing's annoying, number one. And number two, here's the thing. I find that the women that need to bring it in is because they have a wall up and they're not letting themselves go with me. Like a wall of China? Like the Great Wall of China? Because, yeah. There's a sex... If they're Chinese. If you just lay the... In a perfect world, if you're with the right guy and you let yourself go and you're comfortable with your body and you're willing to let yourself relax. There's so many factors, yes. That's a big thing. You have to be comfortable with your body and you have to be able to relax fully. If you do, you don't need it with me. That's for when I'm not here. You're talking technical, man. Okay. We're talking fantasy. You're talking... She's talking more Rome. I mean, I'm assuming that... I'm saying I don't like it when they start bringing vibrators in the bedroom. I don't enjoy it. Yeah, but if she wants... If she wants to do it, okay, fine. But I've never enjoyed it. But you don't want it to do it in your presence. It doesn't make you feel like you're not doing your job, right? I like that. I like that. He goes, if you want to do it, I think I'm going to go and watch the game. I'll tell you what. NBA playoffs, you're fine. You're fine. You got a Duracell four-pack. You don't need me. If you want me, you let me know. I'll come back. I don't care. You understand what I'm saying? No, okay. I got shit to do. I got shit to do myself. What do you think, Dave? Dave, what do you think? You know, I've had this conversation with you before. I had a girlfriend who was on Prozac and she could not get off. Right. Five months I went out with her. I put in five months into that bitch. I tried. I tried. Well, that's what happens with those antidepressants. Well, she needs to get off the Prozac. I mean, exactly. You're trying. You're trying. What else are you going to do? She's going to punch her and she's... Did you punch her in the head? Did you punch her in the head? No, she dumped me eventually. What I'm saying is if she's on Prozac, shit went down before you even motherfucking got there. Right. So it's not my job. So you don't need me. You got shit going on. I'm going to watch the Clippers game. So you tried for five months. Let him finish the thought. Well, she had... I had a pocket rocket and she would use it on herself and she couldn't get off by herself. Not even with that? Yeah, not even with that. Maybe she needed some asphyxiation masturbation. Exactly. That's what she needed. You just fucking cut off the circulation on her head for a couple of months. You know how you get a girl off? Just chop her head off and then return. No, no, no. Just put a pillow over her head just to the point where she's almost ready to die. Then you punch her and then she goes Then she comes back to life. And then you put the fucking buzzer on it. That's a climax. Yeah. That's a climax itself. No, but how did you feel about it? That's what I'm interested in. Well, I felt bad. I felt bad. It's like... It's like I'm giving... It's not happening. I'm giving you... I'm using all my five inches of my love here and I'm not getting the weight down. I get it. I get it. She's on antidepressants and all she does is depress us. Yeah, it's a bummer. You come out feeling depressed and sad. I know. Well, the thing is what the study said is actually interesting because you guys... You're kind of, you know, in the middle about it, right? That's what I'm getting, Dave. I mean, I didn't have a problem with her using it. So we have no yes and in the middle. She couldn't get off. That was the problem. Right, but the thing is... It was me or whatever. Yeah, well, the study actually said that mostly women think that men are intimidated more than men are. Got it. That's what they said. Got it. It was not that far. It's not intimidated. I mean, ask this thing to buy you dinner. Like, I can do things that this thing can't. For sure. I understand that this thing is solar powered. You know, it... The thing is this. Dig holes. Right, but I want to say first of all, yeah, it's very true. First of all, I want to say that approximately... You're a tardy. The American market, the American... You straight the fuck up the tardy. I swear to God. The American... No, but it's true. We're talking only about sex. It's drone operated. I mean, this thing... We're talking only about sex and I'll get to it why women do use vibrators on a general level and historically as well. Don't keep me in suspense. Just tell me. I know, but the thing is this is what it is. The American market is the second in the world in purchasing of vibrators. The first one is Taiwan. Okay, interesting. That makes sense. So, yeah, it does make sense. It's you! Again! We are going back! We're back! Yeah. I want to say... Well, the thing is you know what the origin of this was? It's an interesting thing because I don't know if you guys are familiar with that dysfunction called hysteria that women used to suffer from in the 19th century. That's where being hysterical comes from. Right, exactly. And hysterectomy. Right, and hysterectomy comes from hysteria which is a uterus. Right. Okay? It comes from the Greek version of uterus. Yes. But the thing is and they... They assume that that disturbance, that dysfunction comes from the movement of the uterus. Something ridiculous completely. Right, right. Another way of keeping women subservient. Right, right. But it was a very funny thing that during that period in both... Mainly in Europe and other locations in the world most... It was kind of like take a seat, the doctor will be right with you and doctors would masturbate women into what they called paroxysm which is an orgasm. Right. Okay? So they would go... Right. Fuck, when is she gonna come? Okay. That's gonna be $5,000. Yeah. And it took hours and they were lazy and they were shitty at it. No foreplay, no nothing. And it wouldn't work and it wouldn't work. And so, you know, women would invite these MDs into their homes, you know, to play with their toys or whatever. But then they came up with both, you know, hydrotherapy which is the water, you know, version of... The water wand. Yeah. And then they came up with the vibrators. And approximately in 1870 was something that was marketed for home use. It was called Vibrotill. Right. It was a corner on the cob. Yeah, something like that. And it was called... And you plugged it into the toaster oven and the corner... No, well, it was... Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, It was like with a shift. It was like motor... It was like gas driven or something? Yeah, it was kind of like... Yeah, distance. Yeah. Yeah. It went boom, yeah. You hit the horse, the horse runs, it pulls the pin, it goes boom. God damn it, you killed another one of my girlfriends. But the thing is what I'm trying to say is back then men were too lazy to accomplish that. And they are now as well. So sometimes women need some assistance. And I come across, and I'm talking now as a sex therapist, I come across many people that tell me, oh, my partner, my girlfriend, my wife, she takes fucking hours to come and then only in a certain position. What am I going to do? You know, some of them actually prefer the use of a vibrator. This is why I'm asking you guys. But you've never introduced it. Let me tell you something. So you won't know if that's what she's going to prefer. Let me tell you something. If my girl needs a vibrator, then I'm not doing my job. That's not true. That's not true. That is true. So what I need to do. Not necessarily. I need to. Okay, do you know if your girlfriend orgasms by penetration, by clitoral stimulation? And most women don't. Do you know if she does or if she doesn't? What do you know? What do you know about your girl? Have you found out? Are you in a steady relationship? Can you Google it? Let me tell you something. You know that fucking electronic microscope? Let me tell you something. Fucking knowing exactly what a pinpoint is, bro. Yo, tell me. I'm going to tell you. Yo, tell me. You're a good sexist. You're a good sexist. Yo, tell me. Physics, motherfucker. Okay, physics. Physics. Angles. Yeah, angles. Angles. Using gravity. Yeah. Most guys don't know how to fucking use gravity. That's why they tire out. Because they're using their motherfucking selves. It's no different than anything. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Different muscles can go longer for different periods. Dr. L. Bam. Okay. Yeah. Doesn't it make a difference if a woman orgasms clitorally? Internally. Internally. Okay. Because you can be a great lover, but you're wasting your great lover-ness on the wrong technique. I absolutely agree. And I want to say here and now that most women don't climax vaginally. Okay? Most women don't. They don't. Right. And men believe that the in-out, in-out, shake it all about is going to do it. No. No, it doesn't. What about this G-spot? Well, the G-spot is a very usable. Can I say something? Yeah. I'm going to say something right here, right now, just like Dr. L. says. Yes. Don't fucking take a chance. Just eat it. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Your girlfriend's trying to cuss you down, though. No, seriously. It's very true. Straight up. Learn conulingual skills. I got a website. It's true. Just go to my website. I have four or five techniques. Learn how to eat the pussy. All right. Get that out of the way first. It's very true. Then insert the penis. You don't have to worry about it because it's already come. Right, right. And women, you know, because Simon seems upset. What about what? He's talking about gravity. I'm thinking about how I'm sweating. I know, I know. He's doing it. I'm sweating, too. No, but seriously. The thing is, most men don't ask. Most women don't say. It's like don't ask, don't tell. They won't say because it's uncomfortable. Right. So both sides are to be accused of lack of climate. I'm straight up. I am. I'm straight up. You're doing it right. That's why you're happily married. I ain't got no time. I ain't got no time. I got somewhere to go. I know. I need to be somewhere. What can I do to expedite the situation? See, if you knew what the fuck you were doing, Simon, that's what you would do because you got the Clippers game to watch, right? So you don't ask. You're going to be bullshitting in there. She's going to whip out big. I don't get too many bad Yelp complaints. I got a high review score. Me, I'm not worried about it. I know. Almost five stars. All I'm saying is this, okay? What you're dealing with is needs. Yeah. She needs this to get off. That's a problem to me. No, I'm not saying need. I'm saying it's a problem. Why is that a problem? It's a playful thing. Every once in a while? Yeah. See, that's not what I was talking about. When I say that I don't like it, I'm saying I've been with a lot of women that at some point, in order for them to get off, they needed it. And what I'm trying to say is that's because you're not letting go and being with me in the moment right now. And that's my opinion. Yeah, that's partially true. That's what I was going to say. I wasn't saying from time to time she wants to do something different. As a variety of life. No, I was saying I've been with a lot of women and I've noticed I think that they're not fully letting themselves be. Okay. You're right. The first step a woman needs to orgasm is she needs to chill the mother fuck out. Eat a Big Mac. Put your grocery shopping list away. Put your grocery shopping list away. Eat a Big Mac. Super solid. I know. Pop on a fucking vanilla shake. Relax. Go into the crib. Chill. Chill out. I got the incense going. We need no rush. I know you got good. I know you're concerned about your career right now. Yeah. And your cash scores and your fucking midterms. Yeah. And your midterms. But right now you got to lay your big butt down. Yeah. And some Al motherfucking gravy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what this world is coming to. To. To. To. This is what women do. This is the trick. I got to school my friends because they don't know this. No, please. This is the trick that women do. Please say it. The trick. Yeah. They invite you back to their house. To the house. So you're like, all right. All right. It's a done deal, right? Yeah. All right. All right. I'm getting somewhere. I'm going to get my three-pack of Trojans. Right. I'm going to get my. Right. I'm going to get my. Try my donut if I can get one. That's not what you should be doing. I know. You should be going. Well, I have something to say about that. No, but I'm telling you. No, let me finish this. So what I'm saying is they invite you back and they even invite you into their bed, but they say from the beginning, hey, you're welcome to stay in the bed, but we're not. We're not having sex. We're not having sex. What? Teasers. What she's trying to say is, but see, but guys fall for it. Right. Yeah. She wants to have sex with you. Right. It's a test. But maybe not that night. It's a test. Maybe not happen. So what do you do? What do you do? You go to sleep if you have patience. You do what you do every night in your life. Bullshit. Yeah, you go to sleep. Get the fuck out of here. No, listen, but I love her feet. What am I doing? It's a sleepover. I love her feet. Why is this a sleepover? What the fuck? I'm saying she invites you to her house. Is it a slumber party? She invites you to her house. Yeah, make it slumber party. No, she's testing you. She's testing you. She wants to know, do you need it? If you go to a home with a girl and you sleep in bed with her and you say, hey, thanks, this was a lot. I had a lot of fun. And you go to sleep, I have news for you. The next morning, she's going to wake up and jump your bones. That is true. That is true. But I don't know what women invite their guys to their home and lay naked with them and not, you know, it's kind of a teaser. I didn't say naked. I didn't say naked. You said naked. I said naked. I didn't say naked. She is teasing you. She is teasing you. She's testing you. She wants to know. I don't know. I'll put it this way. If a woman invites, it depends on the situation. But a lot of times, I would have just been like, you know what? I'm a gentleman. I'm just going to walk you home right now. And put you to sleep. Yeah. Like that. Like that. I mean, that's. Then she's interested. She's like, is this motherfucker gay? I know. What is going on? What is going on? I know. It is. It's very alarming. The way to keep a woman is to keep her thinking. Keep her guessing. Keep her wondering. Like, they're attracted to, like, the puzzle. Women love the puzzle. They're not interested in you, Simon, or you, Nestor. They're not interested in you, the person. They're interested in being a part of this fantasy and this puzzle that they love to be a part of. Well, I think you're dating the wrong women. And if you keep them thinking, they'll never leave. I think you're dating the wrong women. You got a sex therapist right here. I'm saying. All of your fucking signs are wrong. I'm a ghetto sex therapist. I'm a ghetto. I'm the ghetto sex therapist. I'm a ghetto sex therapist. Hey, yo. I'm a ghetto sex therapist. Women are, like, playing games, sleeping. Hey, yo, Tyrone. What the fuck? What you need to do is get yourself a 25-cent welfare juice. And you need to open that shit. Yo. You need to shake it and spread it all over her teeth. I know. Get some incense. Get a couple Jesus candles. I want to say. And some Kavasi-A. Exactly. I want to say. And Jenny actually mentioned it last time that we spoke. Out of control. By the way, the youth. Out of control. The use of condoms. You guys all use condoms? Of course. All the time? Yeah. I mean, I don't use condoms. Not when I'm masturbating. I'm a single without a fucking doubt. Yeah. It's not even a question. Yeah. That I would use a condom. Okay. But I just want to say. What about you, Simon? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're laughing. You don't want to have responsibilities. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? Of course. I always do. Oh, yeah. Always. Well, I want to say this. That women, it's very interesting. And Jenny brought it up last time. And this is why I'm bringing it up. And there are studies that show that women that are exposed to semen are not depressed. By the way, your girl, your Prozac girl. Did not do that. She's been consuming some more semen. So you can use a condom and expose the woman to semen? How? You take it out and you let it drip down her fucking cheek. It's like it's an artificial thing. No, you need to. Well, you need. Yeah, that's very nice. But you need to. Actually, it needs to be absorbed by the vagina. All inside. Yes. Not the vagina. Not the vagina. Well, the mouth could be partially. No, but the vagina. I get it. Yeah, no, but it's true. The secretions inside got to take it in. Yes. And I want to say, you know, the sperm. I don't know if you guys. Sperm is like only 5% of semen. Right. Semen has a lot of other things. Right. And among other things. Uric acid. Yeah. And a lot of antidepressants. A lot of, you know. Really? Oxytocin. So they're just trying to help. Yes. I'm just trying to help you. You fucking around with that Prozac shit. I know. Yeah. A lot of the good stuff. She just wanted some in a cup and smeared it all over her face. I know. And put some inside her pussy and she would not be depressed. Get a super soak. Yeah. They actually tested women that were exposed to semen and women that weren't. Interesting. And the women that were exposed to semen were much less depressed. Interesting. They didn't have like incidents of depression. Really? And they were happy. And, you know, well, of course, I'm not supporting, you know, unsafe sex when it comes to only with men that you know. I'm just supporting having a crush. Yeah. You don't want to have like a kid. And the thing is, yeah, and it's also promoting ovulation. Now, I'm not talking again about a one night stand because you don't know the person and you might be exposed to diseases or whatever it is. But I'm talking in general, if you are in a relationship like you are, for instance, some people really prefer, I don't know, like different variations of not exposing the woman to semen. But I want to say that semen is something that women seeking, women are seeking in some way. Right. And it's even funny. One of the MDs that actually examined it, and I want to say that he's a guy, so I don't know. Right. But the thing is, he said that the remedy for morning sickness is swallowing semen. Really? Well, there you go. So. Honey, I'm just trying to help. I know. I'm just trying to help you. Here, honey, honey, gargle with some of this. Here you go. Yeah, I'm sitting, you're staring out the window. You're crying all the time. You're always upset. Lay down. But I'm saying, so you can pour some semen inside of a vagina if you haven't saved sex. You just pour some in there, man. Listen. Listen. Dr. Lamore told me that deep down inside, you're craving some semen. What you do is you get a Capri Sun, you pour it out, you cut a little hole, you keep the yellow thing, you put it in. You blow the air in it. Yeah. You keep the pressure in there. That's what you do. You carry a Capri Sun pack around with you, but you don't want to put it in your glove box because it gets hot. Hot. And then what you want to do is. Yeah. Whoa. It's still like when you take it on a plane. Yeah. But you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. it's very funny but women are you know women that do actually experiment with that there are very a lot of benefits from acquiring semen and I just want to say that but in terms of and the last thing I want to say before we close the show is that I don't know if you guys if you don't ask a woman if she climax do you when you see a woman you don't or never accuse her that she does it you don't I learned that you mean after well yeah if you have sex right but in general do you think that there's any way to know if a woman achieves yes not necessarily well they can lie or they can fake it no it depends on your partner first of all depends on the woman so you get acclimated like if you're fucking around with E.T.U. then you know E.T.U. but that's probably really that she's coming but if you don't know the person even if you've had repeated encounters with them unless you know for a fact how do you know here in L.A. you got a lot of good actresses but other than that usually you know if you made a girl cum because usually she gets extremely wet and it gushes all over you well women get wet regardless before even no but I'm saying like a squirting I don't know if it like projectiles but like I'm saying is like when you make a girl cum it comes on you if you do it right and you right well it depends on the woman squirting well it depends on the woman do you guys think I'm just and I'm gonna let Dave say something but do you guys even think because I came across a study that claimed that that if you look at a woman without her without without without even being in bed with her is there any way that you may know if she is you know a woman that can climax or not something about I've heard that the female ejaculate is a myth that no it's not that's not true it's absolutely not squirting videos it's I've heard it's urinary so talking out of out of experience it's not a myth some women can squirt it's not absolutely not I guess you can train a woman to do it right you can train a woman to do it definitely and I've trained a few women to do it yeah and there are women you know I don't know if you guys visited Thailand that can actually shoot balls out of their vaginas yeah and you can do all of it well black girls in my neighborhood wag their ass AK-47 exactly yeah pat pat pat pat or Puerto Ricans that can transport cigarette cartons into jail for their brothers when Nestor's up in there yeah yeah Puerto Ricans putting Nestor a pack of menthols and shit oh my god yeah well I'm just gonna say or the Jews that sneak their own food and snacks into the movies I know you say you're revealing secrets that's not that's not allowed yo you mind if I put a super sized large popcorn in your vagina I know I got some pot in the movie theater yeah that is so awful well I'm just gonna say that there are a few studies that claim that by the woman's gait the way a woman walks you can tell a bunch of scientists claim that they can say if a woman can vaginally climax or not which is I don't necessarily agree with but there are a few studies that claim that and you know I don't wanna look at a woman and see if she could or not I wanna find out I wanna get to know her right you wanna play you're married though so you can't even I wanna put a super sized popcorn in there I wanna go to a movie yow yow yow you wanna go to a movie with me baby yow well you guys it was such a pleasure and Nestor of course talk about your show I wanna you know you guys Nestor and Simon you've been on our show yeah you've been on our show and everybody that listens to the show knows Nestorius Public Radio yes every Thursday night live here on it's an amazing show you guys should listen 9 to 10pm Dr. Lamar was awesome she's gonna be on the show again of course and I'll be so happy to have you guys again oh yeah yeah yeah we love you you know we're family I love you too yeah yeah we're family we are family and I really wanna thank you and thank you Dave thank you thank you for having me it's my pleasure Simon Kaufman Nestor Rodriguez thank you Dave thank you thank you everybody for listening we know now sperm is the answer to your ex-girlfriend I'm gonna go get some I'm gonna go to Whole Foods and buy a gallon of it exactly thanks so much for listening I'm Dr. Lamar Blockman and I'll see you next time thank you Lamar bye shook me all night long yeah you shook me all night long actions actions actions actions actions actions actions actions