Female condom review, herpes disclosure, and double dipping discussion

How long have you been running? I have something to confess I'm gonna throw this knife in your chest We're gonna catch the posse boys This show is really a hard little boy Ain't gonna be your customer list I've already fucked and thrown things I'm gonna let me just suck my dick Girl you're gonna lie and say that shit Girl this new hair I fucking set Girl that headway through your head How do I slow this motherfucker? Hey, what's her name? Dassey Dassey How do I scroll down on this? I don't know. Okay, that's the inventory. Okay. And then if I play that, then it'll go on YouTube. Hi. Hey. This is Sexy Time Talk with your hostess, Immaculate C. And Miss T. Miss T. Come with us. Oh, crapola. Woo! Okay. Anyways, what about Tabby Cat? That's fine. If you would like to call me that. Do you like me for, I'm thinking chastity. Do you want chastity? We got to narrow down from my name. Am I immaculate? Do you want me to be conception? Every time you say chastity, I think of Bono. Immediately. Sorry. Do you want me to be nurse chastity or conception? Chastity B. Immaculate C. Okay. This is Sexy Time Talk at Skid Row Studios Radio. If you want to call us, give us a call. Our number here is 1-800-893-9562. Yeah. If you have any love issues and you want us to talk about it for some reason, we have a Facebook page up now. And if you want to write as a anonymous writer message, post from there. We won't say your name. Yeah. And if you have any questions about, you know, bumps that are coming up or something. It's under Sexy Time Talk. On your genital area. Just let everyone know on Facebook. Yeah. I mean, so yeah, we'll talk about sexy. Oh yeah. Sexy Talk. Sexy Time Talk. Yeah. Relevant to any sexiness. Doing it, intercourse. No, I'm just saying the page name. Everyone's not confused. Sexy Time Talk, Facebook. Check it out. Like it. Okay. Anyways. Shit. My mind's been boggled. With what? With crazy stuff. So I'm at this new job. And yeah. So this is a venting time of the show. Caddies. Caddy girls. We've all met them. No, but I mean, I don't know. Like some chicks, it's just makes me want to cry. It's they're so eager to pinpoint anything like that. Oh, you did this. Oh, you forgot this. Oh, wrong. Oh, absolutely. Right. Are you getting that with you? Oh, yeah. And yeah. Like you might be cool to hang out with on a Saturday night with the beer or something. But you know, when I'm overwhelmed with all this shit and I don't know if they're trying to be helpful or is that their way of trying to be helpful? I don't know if it's just a whole ego thing like to, you know, just be right all the time. Make themselves feel better. I think it's like self pat on the back. That's what I'm thinking. Like, oh, I'm helping her. Yeah. Like just smarter. So I'm going to point out all the flaws in you. That's what I don't know. It's kind of what I get. Like you have so much experience with your. Can we say you work with dogs? Yeah, that's fine. She works with dogs. She works with dogs. Dogs and cats. Dogs and dogs and pussies. And bitches in the office. Fuck. Yeah. But I mean, you have years of experience and then you start this new job and then it's like just because you don't know their workflow or their thing or their computer system. And, you know, and the same thing while you're working with people who are helping animals and I'm working with people who help people, but it's like, fuck. Okay. So it's not just me, but it makes me want. I don't know. Do you don't tear up? Like I feel so. I feel so upset because I get so sensitive and I hold it and I feel like tears come. Total breakdown last Wednesday. On our off week. Yeah. Total breakdown. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was not a good week. Just to let you know, we had our period off last week. If you were trying to listen, we decided to have. So we're as far as the sexy time talk show, we're doing three, three weeks a month. Thus far, thus far. Till further notice. So what did we miss in the past couple of weeks? Let's see. Yesterday was May Day. You know what that is? They had the protests that we're talking about. Well, like if you look in your calendar, it's Labor Day for Mexico. So I think it's relevant to that. But I'm thinking maple. Maple. Skip around the maple. No. Yeah. There's a lot of protesters and, you know, work and solidarity and, you know, hot communists like Marcos. And who's the other one? Fidel. No, not Fidel. I don't know if he was sexy. Che, who's pretty sexy. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't want to talk about May Day. Anyways. That's fantastic. Oh, what else did we miss during the denim day, right? Yeah. Oh, don't forget Earth Day. But I was, I know I was calling it National Shave Your Bush Day, but it was also Earth Day last week. It was National Shave Your Bush Day? No, I just kind of invented that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 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Whenever? bush any week because we have so many topics to go over i we could say bushes for next week it doesn't matter okay well whatever earth day was last week but um right after that your denim right yeah tell me well tell me about your bush how's it been when's the last time you know what because i gotta look for something so tell me about your bush when's the first time you decided that you had to trim it or shave it i don't have any i don't remember like a first day or anything like that you don't have exciting exciting story like this is the first day april 25th 19 no i don't remember i don't remember i think just preference though are you telling me you were a teenager i i seriously don't remember i okay okay we're gonna go into the bush story i yes you know no no the thing was uh sometime later in the 20s someone told me yeah someone told me you were supposed to trim your bush or have it short i'm like i didn't know this story and it was of course gay guys telling me this really yeah like oh you don't shave your bush or you don't trim your bush or something some other girls yeah everybody does but i was in the military four years i didn't shower with women for four years but i only showered in basic training oh so you found out in the military you're supposed to shave it no no they all had bushes oh okay okay so you know and one time i even saw a string coming out of a bush you know out of my friend but i didn't want to look i'm like oh no oh yeah well that's bad if you're like totally like you and me and we're just hanging out we're yeah and you're naked and you're like oh hey did you do this and there were some dirty girls and they were from the south though but they were like you know bushes all over the place and so i was traumatized but my point is yeah we'll tell about this later but point is everybody had a bush so how am i supposed to know the difference and then all of a sudden when i'm like 24 25 to everyone's telling me i'm supposed to shave or trim my bush that was kind of funny i flashed it to my friends because they're like you're supposed to shave you're supposed to trim i think it goes along with the armpits like they don't serve a purpose right you don't need the hair there or now oh i did it i let them grow because i was just super feminism yeah i remember that i remember that yeah you remember me yeah i had big i did it twice i did it in the army i was like i'm gonna have my arms bushy yeah i remember and i didn't sweat i was in south carolina in september hot as hell in basic training and i just don't really really remember sweating too much yeah so it was cool but then you know whatever you know i'm just like i'm gonna have my arms bushy and i'm gonna have my legs bushy and i'm gonna have my legs bushy and i'm gonna have my legs bushy and i'm gonna have my legs i tried to do my hair my i tried to let my hair leg grow but um my skin is so white and yellow because i'm little in asian and um with a little kick of italian so my hair legs were so black so i thought it looked weird not a good look yeah so i shaved my legs but left my arm bushes and my bush bush grow yeah yeah i'm gonna say 20s also for me must have been like i don't know i think just personal preference like it's kind of in the way there's no need for it but you must have found out that it was supposedly you were supposed to do it i guess or maybe when you start dating or like you know getting you know getting sex the sex comes into the picture you don't want to like be all crazy and like freaking jungle down there when you get sex when you get sex uh you know that's what i'm thinking i don't know what am i thinking why are people messaging me now i don't don't message me that's a good thing but we we're still looking for um intern right for yeah for the show oh i didn't even know to help me think we're still looking for an intern i'm just kidding um mother effer come on come on come on come on okay so tell me what do you know about um denim day denim day happened last week on april 25th tell me what you know of denim day well it started i guess in the 90s after some um a rape in italy a young girl got raped in italy and she was like oh my god i'm gonna get a job in italy um i think by her driving instructor yeah right and then it went uh he almost killed her um and then she like kind of you know got out of it somehow got home told her parents about it and i guess they prosecuted him he ended up going to jail and if i remember correctly then i got he appealed it and then he got out on the fact that the judge said that since she was wearing tight jeans she had to have helped him get them off right and then she got out on the fact that the right so it was considered consensual sex right it was actually it was the supreme court of italy all over the country dressed today for denim day atvn's kate rooney has more on why hundreds of people in la vow to wear jeans to support sexual assault victims this group in west hollywood joined a worldwide movement to take off suits and put on jeans today it a raises an awareness for people to understand that no means no denim day started in 1999 after an in court overturned a rape conviction judges said the victim was wearing tight jeans and must have helped her attacker remove them now denim day is acknowledged all over the world our goal okay that was the mayor but um yeah so uh he went to jail but then the supreme court decided uh there's no way that like it must have been raped because her pants were too tight and what the hell right yeah so had to have been a male judge no didn't you think but i think it was more than one because it was a supreme court so that was italy but all the women in italy got pissed so they created denim day it's kind of in the way that the whole slut what uh slut walk thing that um um you know you don't want to blame the victims right and then the u.s jumped in and then has been like kind of like uh on the ball right doing it um every what since 1999 2000 right being aware of it but the only i've only heard about over the past few years and um you know because if right now i'm working with like you know feminist people and so they're cool about wearing jeans do did you what wear jeans yeah with the dogs no like do they care yeah so i think there's certain things like uh probably like certain businesses and uh that would be down to do that i haven't not for work i kind of didn't want to because of my my my jeans were like hit the floor and i didn't want pp to get on yeah so um but yeah that what that happened last week when we weren't here um on our off week and i think it went so well i don't know if you guys are watching this right now i'm not sure if you guys are watching this right now i'm not sure if you guys are watching this right now there was nothing i don't think it was like too out of control like typically everything is you know around here like protesting huh i don't think it was like out of control oh you mean like for the mayday protest yeah yeah yeah was it crazy down here downtown were you here it's always crazy right anything like large gatherings la area always bad oh yeah just to let you know listeners we are in los angeles downtown skid row but uh so it was apparently really crazy um for the mayday march because workers should be in the middle of the city and they should be in the middle of the city and they should have rights uh but we're not going to go into that because we only like talking about sex and stuff and you were saying something about smooth right smooth we're back on now uh haircuts no no no no i heard the word smooth and that made me think of not a smooth ride with the female condom so ding ding ding ding ding finally got my female condom review in about time okay um it sucked out of out of uh okay remember if listeners if you listened before the skin condom skyn non-latex super condom is awesome my my man loves it yeah my man loves it it's a nine out of ten as far as condom reviews but the female condom if you can look and i wish our producer was on the thing um who invented it must have been a it must have been of just a condom company and and i don't know if you're smart enough or fast enough to see who invented it but i don't know if you're smart enough to see who invented it the female condom because it was horrible first of all i think i was delaying using it because i felt a little anxiety because my story or what yeah or just about like the mission of finding the female condom and then finally knowing what it is and i knew what it looked like and i kind of had some anxiety of putting it in me and yeah a little bit and i was embarrassed but i'm like i gotta do it because i gotta report on it i'm a feminist i gotta you know i gotta know and um yes it's like sticking it in my head and i'm like i'm gonna do it because i gotta report on it i'm a feminist it's like sticking a baggie right with the ring i know yeah inside of yourself and i'm trying to be comfortable and it's kind of uh the thing that you would want to do with a lover that you totally trust totally comfortable with right and trust this is not independent woman this is not beyonce for you you cannot just be like i'm gonna wear my female condom before i go to the club and then hook up so you can't really hide it from your man and then you got to be careful then i can stay in my heart and stay in my heart and stay in my heart and stay in my heart and stay in my heart you can't really stimulate yourself once you put it in because i did you hear that talking about like use that outer ring to stimulate how i don't i know it just felt weird and then once you put it in then it was kind of hard to like how do you take it out is it going to get and then you get the inventor you know the inventor thank you producer personally but his name was he was a doctor his name was lassie hassle last name is hassle it's a guy and the female condom is a hassle there you go but the whole also the thing is that was the joke i was trying to make but is this true yes so it was a man who invented it so women this is don't men invent everything i should not everything it wasn't madame did the whole uranium thing my only thing your go-to madame curry came up with uranium my god florence yeah she was a change of nursing okay but um well the thing was because when i was younger and i was like all right girl and i saw the female condom with the big you know big female symbol on him like yeah and you see this condom with the female woman symbol on it yeah but it was horrible it was it's crazy right and then trying to do the twisting okay how should we start okay i'll start on top okay how are we gonna go behind and it was like i didn't want him to get out because i was scared the baggie would come out you know i was just trying to do that whole 180 thing and not like ouch in my leg i'm having that issue with my leg going on the whole getting in thing was difficult it's like a mood killer you're like okay keep pushing go couldn't play with ourselves yeah you can't so i i gave it a one out of one out of ten i was generous i was like four because i thought it was like user error like first time i haven't even tried it again i'm like yeah but i'm gonna have a little anxiety about trying it again okay so let's just try it again because it's like a mood killer you know what i mean like you're all having fun i didn't get out he got off i didn't get off but he got off really i was like laughing and so it kills it and we're just like busting up like oh no i was like you're gonna do it we're gonna finish this we're gonna do this review sorry earthquakes in here i'm gonna do this review but i guess that was partly bad to be thinking that while i was doing it i'm doing it for the radio condom found me i'm doing it for the radio what's that called like reporter and investigative reporting chastity reporting from bed i yeah well i mean it was good for the laughs and for a relationship still curious about the sponge but i think we have to go like dibs on this if we ever if we ever use god if we ever use a sponge let's go dibs on it because the the sponge is 18 dollars we're sharing it what do you mean you get one and i'll get one i thought it was a one you can get one maybe there's only three in one pack for about eighteen dollars so i haven't bought this one because i'm gonna use it first no you don't wash it no no there should be three individually wrapped sponges okay with spermicide but it's like 18 and that's the same cost as a vibrator right a cheap fighter okay okay i just got no no personal info here i don't want to know just kidding really you got what was it what did i get yeah i just got a meme okay don't look at me geez she's not looking at me she's not making eye contact everybody who's okay ladies if if if you have any recommendations of any callers any recommendations about a particular vibrator uh and the costs or in the model call us in or message us on the facebook because i'd like to know because that little finger one that they show in the commercials that thing is horrible no because i ended up at um pleasure chest when i go this weekend okay so how much was it uh it was like 80 or 90. what you paid 90 dollars for dude you know what i say does it look like a penis no no i always say it's the gift that keeps on giving men it's awesome ninety dollars yeah what what is that that's the new and it was worth it that's so like that's a guitar pedal right there dude i keep from getting kicks off the pedal i get my kicks out what was the brand name was it a lilo no i have one of those Das Das That's a guitar pedal right there. Dude. I get from guitars. You get kicks off the pedal. I get my kicks off the... What was the brand name? Was it Alilo? No, I have one of those too. I'm so cheap. Like, I want to get a new guitar, new strings and stuff. I can't... The brand is... Oh, my gosh. It's like a French name. Jeju. I want to say Jeju. Something like that. So now you have to know. You got to be an investigative reporter. I can't say it right. It's Jeju. Jeju. What color is it? It's like lavender-y, purple, whatever. I have every color. Is it wireless? Yeah. And rechargeable? Yeah, it's awesome. How long does the battery last? Two hours. Two awesome hours. Producer's laughing. Producer likes this show. I like this show. Dude, it's cool. It's making me blush. It's cool. I had a blue vibrator before. No, this is... Oh, thank God. I'm so glad that my man is... He's having a show right now, so... Dude, you got to check this thing out. I'm not kidding. He can't listen to the show right now. But a long time ago, I had a blue one. A long time ago. But that little finger one... Okay, I do know this. That little finger one from... What's the name of the... Trojan. Trojan. That little one, it's about 10, 15 bucks, 20 bucks. It sucks. This thing is cool. It looks like that. I'll post it up on Sexy Time Talk afterwards. It's a good... Okay. It's amazing. It's a 10 out of 10 review? 11 out of 10. Okay. Okay. Anyways. So, speaking of condom-shaped things, I'm surprised that's not shaped as a condom. No. Well, it's for outside. It's for clit stimulation. Oh, so you can't put it in. Well, you could. It'll probably be gone. You're going to have to get it, like, search and recover. It's going to be gone. That's... You're silly. Is that your... Is that... That's just your phone. No, this is actually a vibrating cock ring that I'm using. Oh. That another show gave me. That's cool. Oh, can I have that? Are you going to use it? No, I'm not. It's wrapped, people. Okay, but... Thank you. Of course, for scientific uses, right? No, no, but I like doing reviews and stuff. I'll wait to build up to a $90 one because I kind of, like, rather get a pedal. Birthday. I don't know. No, I don't feel like I need that right now, but obviously the female condom would totally, like, doesn't work. You would need that. I'm going to try that with it. Yeah. Now I'm thinking. I'm going to try that with that, maybe. I don't know. So, yeah, we did... I did try that, the ring, like, vibrating ring condom. Mm-hmm. I think that was a Trojan one, too. That was kind of interesting, but you were kind of... Yeah, but it was kind of cool, like, something fun to do as a new relationship, but I kind of, you know, you were thinking about it too much. That's kind of how I felt like it, but it was a hot time. Oh, you get distracted. We tried it once, yeah. But, you know, for a one-time deal, it's like, eh. I'm so that... Okay, Trojan finger thing, Trojan finger one. Was it a no-go? Was it a zero? No. I saw a bunch of those little things. No, it's not even worth it. It was like a... I had a friend, she said she... When she was in traffic, she would use that. Shut up. You could with this. You can't be doing that in traffic. That's what I'm saying. You might get in a car crash. That's not a good idea. Okay, so, oh, yeah, you know what? Speaking of, because when I was kind of learning about vibrators and I hadn't done that yet, remember I told you I had a female sexuality class? Yeah, yeah. Class back in the day? Uh-huh. And I remember asking my friend, and it's so funny because we were adults, but I asked the girl I sat next to, and the topic was vibrators that day. And I asked my friend, I said, do women put it inside or just on the outside? And it was cute because I was innocent. And so, listeners, I'm speaking to you. That was as naive as me. But I just remember, do women put the vibrators inside or on the outside, like on the clit? I need to make a filter. But she told me, but she was just like a teacher. She was a teacher. But she just told me, she was like, some women put it inside and some women, you know, maybe they don't. And it was like, oh, okay. But it's like general knowledge. I guess I didn't know that it was okay to stick for an object up there. There's different types out there. It depends what you're into, what your comfort level is. Yeah. Different sizes, different shapes. I won't go into that. Okay. I'm just kidding. Even though you just did. I won't go in it. And that's it for that. So shapes, we did post a little article about it on our thing. Oh, what happened to it? It disappeared. Did you put other separate? Oh, there it is. In Taiwan, they have penis shaped corn dogs. Because what does it say? Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog. But yeah, my friend sent over that link to my little Facebook and I thought it was pretty funny. There's no real article. I wish there was an article about it, but it's pretty funny. Did you see this picture? You guys looking at this? It's like, well, it's not a life sight. It's a big penis shape. It's not the little soap. Because I had friends that made penis shaped soaps or penis shaped rice crispy treats. But they were little penises. This thing's a big motherfucking penis, but it's not black and it's kind of yellow because it's a little Taiwan lady. But it's huge and it looks like... Would you eat that? Corn dog? Like that. Like that. The way this girl's eating it. Probably not in public. It looks a little crazy. Where someone's going to take a picture. I don't think this girl knew she was getting... Oh my God. It's like a meaty man meat corn dog now. Oh my God. You know what? I bet you, I bet you if you ever go to Taiwan and you find a place and you're being a tourist and you're thinking, even like this chick, she's probably from that town, but she's going, oh, look how funny. Penis shaped or dick shaped corn dog. So you think the policies of the Taiwan government is to feed their tourists penis shaped corn dogs. No, no, no, no. That's perfect. No, no, no. I love that country right now. No, no, no, no, no. Made in Taiwan, right? Right, right. Everything's made in Taiwan. No, no, no. My light bulb just went in my head because I'm looking at this picture. So if people, if listeners, if you look at this picture, that's supposed to... No, no. Well, no, but that's funny. Yeah, you could look at it and laugh. I'm talking about this specific picture of this girl eating it. And you're thinking, oh my God, why is she eating this? I bet you, the store has a hidden camera. So every woman, every person that goes there and thinks, oh, look how funny, a penis shaped hot dog. They're going to take a bite out of it. But the store secretly has a camera and they're taking pictures of you and they're posting it on the internet. So whatever you call tourist, it is. No, but come on. I've never heard of penis dog porn. No, but this is, this is against our rights. I'd hate it. I'm going to cry. What if I, this is like posting a video camera in the room where you change at Walmart. You know, it's like posting a secret, a secret camera and taking pictures of you while you poop. While you're dressing? Yeah. While you poop? What the hell? Why'd you go there? Well, because it's violating our rights. So this woman, she's happily eating a penis shaped corn dog for the taste of it, which is totally funny. And she's laughing. She's cracking. I bet you in her head, she's like, this is a good corn dog. But she did not authorize this picture to be taken and posted on the internet. That's my point. So beware of what you're eating because there's some fucker taking a picture of you. Don't need any big sticks anymore. Yeah, they have actually, I saw that too. I started searching like little crazy. There's like this whole. You mean the big sticks that we used to have as kids? Yeah. There's like a whole rainbow penis big stick. I was like, how come we don't have clam burgers? I think it's just like, this is the crazy guy thing. You don't have like, clam burgers, like clam burger stand. You know what I mean? Like, how come it's like only a guy thing? Clam burgers. She said something about rainbow. No, I'm pointing, I'm pointing at Miss Fierce because when she said something about tasting the rainbow and I was like, remember your joke that your mom said? Tell us your joke. Remember, what does a gay gangster do or something? What? The drive by. Oh. She's got it too. Um, something. Wait, uh, taste the rainbow, bitch. Oh, yeah. What did, what did the gay, what did the gay cholo say to something? Which I already, how do they do a drive by? Oh, yeah. When they do a drive by, taste the rainbow, bitches. I don't know. And they throw Skittles at you. I don't know. I, it's just, it's gotta be like this guy. I don't know. Penis fascination. Yeah. But a lot of women like eating them. Or putting them in their mouth. And guys are glad for that. It's fun. Ay, cabrono. Where's, uh, where's the what? Where's the little thingy? By the way, yeah. Colin, if you guys have any questions, comments on anything, it's 1-800-893-9562. Skid row. Oh, yeah. Did I tell you about this? No. Okay, listeners. So check it out. Yeah. On Sunday morning. Well, okay. Saturday, night, I was having nightmares, you know, crazy little weird nightmares or just random nightmares or random dreams. I wake up Sunday morning and I asked my love, I said, it's war over. Like one of those things. I just woke up and said, it's war over. And he wakes up and he's like, someone texted me a picture of their butt. And I'm like, what? And I got mad. And, uh, mad at him or mad at the, whoever texted. Yeah. Cause I was like, you're kidding. Like what? And then, um, and he showed me, I go show it to me. He shows me a picture. Here's a picture of it. And to me, what does this look like? It's an ugly butt. It's an ugly butt. It's not a sexy hot model butt. It's like not even like, ooh. But is that a picture? Is that a guy or a woman? It's kind of like, it's got thighs. It's either a chunky guy or chinky woman, but it's a picture of this ass. I went somewhere else. I don't know. I don't want to like, you don't want to look at it. You don't want to look at it. I do. I was, it was, it went to dim, so. Oh, well, I didn't mean to dim it. I know. Well, it went automatically. Yeah. It's not a happy, uh, sexy butt, just for everyone listening. Um, it's a darker skinned butt and with bright shyness. Oh, that's the flash making it bright like that. That's the flash on, that's the flash on the a-hole. You're sticking this picture. Um, do you think it's a man or a woman? Do you think it's a man or a woman? The picture of the, what? I think it's a woman. That's a woman? So I got mad. I'm like, oh, that better not be so-and-so. I was just all mad. And then he said, That's not a nice butt. And then, You saw that, right? That's not a nice butt, but we're not going to post it. So the whole point of this little story is, do not text message naked pictures of yourself to anyone because this bitch better have sent it to the wrong number. Oh, you calling now? Are you calling? Are you calling? Are we going to call? Oh, yeah. Apparently a Spanish speaker. Only? Cause, cause she texted. Te gusto. Ew. Did they answer? Ay. Uy, cabron, I'm scared. Yeah? Hola? Hey? ¿Por qué le mandaste un foto de tu culo a mi novio el otro noche? ¿Por qué le mandaste un foto de tu culo a mi novio el otro noche? Das? Das? Das? Das? Das?? of your butt to my boyfriend the other night. On Saturday night. ¿Entiendes? Hello? You sent a picture to the wrong number. Okay, hang up. Keep your cheeks to yourself. Hang up. I think she was... Did you understand? Oh, you don't know Spanish. Did I say that right? I didn't say pinche. Okay, this was a translation from Piñata Hour. ¿Por qué le mandaste una pinche foto? She's not going to answer. I'm scared. That scared me. Why? Well, I don't know. I think she was in shock. ¿Por qué le mandaste una foto de tu culo a mi novio? I wish I said that better. No, that's pretty good. So, yeah. Is it ringing? Again? Yeah, because the producer just has to call again. Attempt two. As long as they're my number. She's not going to answer. She thinks it's a credit card company. Checking up. Hey, how... Credit card company. Culo check. Come on. How about we take a picture of the producer's ass and send it... Oh, it's been forwarded to an online voice message system. Three, two... Send it back. Send it back. Okay, cut it off. Eight, eight, six... Okay. Obviously, this woman's scared. But the point of the story was the girl... It was Spanish, right? Because she said hola. Yeah. Did she say hola? Or actually, you did. No, but what did she say? It was in Spanish? She sounded Hispanic. Yeah, she sounded like she was talking Spanish. Spanish, for sure. And she kind of understood me, huh? Because she was... Maybe it was her daughter who did it. That was a big ass... What kind of daughter? What kind of daughter did it? But the point is, it was a Saturday night. But what if this chick got some guy's number, didn't know him, or just punched in the wrong number? Because she sent two text messages. I know what happened. Some girl met this guy. She wanted to hook up. And he was like, yeah, I'll hook up with you. But he gave her the wrong number just to fuck with her. And... And... You think it was that? Yeah. Because she sent two texts on Saturday night. One said, te gusto. The other one was the picture of an ass. But you know what? If you really look at this picture, she must have had a long arm. Because do you think... Because it looks like somebody else took that picture. You're going to see a sign on this photo. Do you think she might have did... What's that called when you have the seconds? What's the... The timer? Do you think she timed herself? Or do you think she had a long ass arm? She could have used her foot, dude. She could have used her foot. Like, I don't know. Because she was... If you see me right now, like, I don't know. Because the picture has a little bit of her thighs. She's reenacting the photo shoot here. Yeah, because the picture has a little bit of her thighs and then her a-hole and stuff. But it was a big butt. It wasn't sexy. Okay, so... The point of that lesson is people do not send messages of your penis or your butt. Or nudie shots, dude. Of your big penis. Hey, I laugh at... I laugh, you know. What? I laugh at... Because other people will see those pictures. I know. Of your penises and stuff. I actually... Yeah, I've had friends show me. Look at her. Look what he sent me. And she laughs. You've done that? No, not me. No, not a friend. Okay, well, don't do it. Because, yeah. Because now we know what the problem is and then they'll call you from a radio show. So, what the fuck? I don't know. I'd post it, but I'm not that mean because... No, don't post it. Yeah, I'm nice. It's ugly. That was just a lesson. So, what time is it? Is it cochina time yet? Cochina time. Oh, yeah. Okay, we got something a little important to talk about. Let me just play a little of this for a second. Should I stay or should I go now? What's the important one? Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay, I'll live in trouble. Oh, we're going to do another little thing. And if I stay, I'll live in trouble. So, come on and let me know. Should I stay or should I go? What else after that? Oh, well, we got other stuff to talk about, but... Good, because I'm out. Okay, because this is the thing about the herpes lady. I just said the herpes lady. Yeah. I read this paper article. It's called The Perks of Herpes by a herpes simplex virus positive lady. And I guess she wrote it April 16, 2018. And 12. I guess you could look it up on the internet. And it's kind of interesting. She's talking about how every time she hooks up with a dude, she kind of has to... So, it's kind of like, I take him back to my bedroom. We make out hot and heavy. I rip my shirt off. He rips his shirt off. And we're naked making out. And then right before we're about to get too sexy, she... She closes her legs and says, we got to talk. So, right before you, you just bring a guy home and just say, we got to talk after you're all naked. So, she's talking about how, like, she has to have this conversation every time she's going to get down. And so, she's like, we got to have this talk. I have herpes. And so, she talks about how that feeling is every time. So, some men will be like, oh, okay. Like, I'm sorry. And they don't know how to take it. And then she kind of explains it. Like, listen, it's like, you know, she was trying to explain how the herpes that she got wasn't through intercourse. It was through oral sex. Like, the dude she was with had herpes simplex 1. So, which... Just to let you people know, herpes simplex 1 is the above the waist, which would be like cold sores your mouth. And herpes simplex 2 would be below the waist. Just genital herpes. But so, she was kind of explaining how she had got herpes 1 on her genital area from oral sex. But she was saying how, you know, she keeps it in control. She hasn't really had any outbreaks. So, the transmission rate is really low, especially if they have a condom, blah, blah, blah. But she gives this opportunity for the guy to like either leave or stay. And sometimes the guys will stay. Like, they don't care. And some guys will be like, oh, okay. I think I'm going to go. So, that's why I played should I stay or should I go. Yeah. And, but she's kind of trying to look on the positive side of having the herpes because she says how she hasn't really had any outbreaks. And, kind of trying to say that she's, because of it, she's been healthy, eats a good diet because she doesn't want to have any more outbreaks. Right. You keep your immune system good. You know, it'll really like keep outbreaks down or probably can stop them from happening. Right. Right. And so she takes care of her health. She takes care of her body. She eats right. She does research. She's just more aware now of everything. All studying. Yeah. And then especially she feels that because she has to have that conversation, it weeds out the losers in a sense. Like, while she wouldn't want to be with a guy who's, you know, you know, obviously if he's going to take off, then what kind of person is this guy? And she said how like that particular guy, the way that article starts off that story, she says that guy says, whoa, like, thank you for being honest. I don't think I could be so honest. And she was like, you wouldn't. So then her point was like, I wouldn't want to be a guy with a guy who's not honest about his, you know, whether he has STDs or something like that. I'm sure that happens a lot. No one says anything, you know? Yeah. And then they find out later like, oh, so-and-so had herpes. And then this is like before, like we're in love. But, um, there's a lot of that going on, huh? Like just a random hookup and you find out later on or something, you know, you got something. had this. Yeah. Right. Or you find out yourself if something's not going right downstairs. Yeah. So she, yeah. So she's talks about how it kind of helps, um, weed out the bad guys in the sense. In a sense. Scary kind of way to do it though, huh? This is for the moment. Do you think, um, it's like, uh, kind of okay that it's a herpes herplex one versus two? Or is it deal breaker? I think it'd be, do you think because in our heads we're thinking, oh, cold sore, like it's okay. It's herpes one. And like most people do have, like, I would think. Yeah. Pretty common. Yeah. You know? Right. I don't know. I think at that moment, it's probably inappropriate. Probably we want to talk about it before. Not at that moment. I think it's a mood killer. Right. Right. Right. Then she was talking about, she does this all the time. Then like, that's probably not the best time to start dating. And then you, you're into them. Yeah. So I don't know why she does that. And then she was talking about a pair. I didn't know there's websites and stuff like, you know, like, um, um, what are the match.com? Yeah. Yeah. But then there's sub subsidies of it. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. For like STD people. Oh, really? Looking for lovers. I didn't know that. Probably more than likely herpes because there's not really a cure for it. So like herpes, HIV, things like that. Um, whereas, you know, gonorrhea, chlamydia is like, you know, get treated and you're cool. So you go back to be normal. Um, Oh no, I didn't know that. Well, no, HPV is no cure. That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah. Virus. Yeah. Yeah. There's no, um, test for it. Like some people will be like, Oh, do you test for it? It's like, it's you treat it. You got sores, you treat it. You take care of your body. You you're cool. And it's because most people, because it's skin to skin contact. And, uh, basically with studying and learning, um, most people come in contact with it anyways. So if there is a blood test, but you'll have to pay out of pocket, it's like a hundred bucks. And, um, it'll just sell you if you're exposed. It's not going to, you know, when you were exposed, you're not going to know if it was the last guy you were with, or the guy you were with 10 years ago, exposed you to it. And more than likely you've been exposed. Cause if you made out with a person, it's not like a positive or a negative. You just were exposed to tighter. Yeah. Yeah. And big deal. If you were exposed, because the thing is, do you have the sores or not? Do you have issues with breakouts? Cause like, I guess if you were a dude or a chick who just made out with a bunch of people, you know, you might've came in contact with it. Cause if the dude you made out with made out with the girlfriend in high school, who had cold sores and you probably have been exposed. So that's a story. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I just think it's a, not the appropriate time to mention it right then. I don't know. That's the only thing about that. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's good that she's honest. I'll say that. Maybe she's just a writer and investigative reporter. And made up a story just to prove a point or something. Yeah. Just to write this article and be published as a unknown person. As a HSV positive person. Ridiculous things to do with your boobs. Hey, we can look up this related stories for future. Ridiculous things to do with your boobs. Yeah, but that's for future topics. Anyways, passing on the paper. I need a call for a second. Oh, you know what? I'm going to play a song actually. Okay. To give us a little thing. This is, to give us an intro into probably our last topic of the evening. Callers, if you have any issues with penis pumps or, breakouts, what not. Just give us a call. Just cause. This is the Yeasty Girls. I used to like this song a lot. . Are you? Are you? Are you? Now, now you suck, suck it hard, go down baby You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around If you worry about babies, you can lower your wrist But giving me that typical cunnilingus kiss It's on your face that I'm gonna sit You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue, it might fit Don't worry about making me have an orgasm Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it But you better learn to love it Now you suck, suck it hard, go down baby You suck Lick it hard, and move your tongue around Now you suck, suck it hard, go down baby You suck, lick it hard, and move your tongue around When you hear sex, sex is sticking under your breath We gotta take cover, we're floating with death AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk Break out your dental dams And your latex sock On your latex bubble wrap, like a gift Got my microwave, like a wrap, heating up my flit Dinner's on, get busy with my booty Got a couple of flavors, sweet, licorice, and fruity I know you're sad, much as pussy with a cover I'm aching too, we can't taste each other There's no slack at all, just an unprotected stroke But this ain't no joke Sisters! Sisters, you've got the power, use it! You brought a condom, right? Huh? I'm unprotected Hey, ain't you on the pill? Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down with me I'm tired, I'm tired I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired I'm tired, I'm tired Come on, come on, baby, come on, baby, come on, baby Oh, that tastes terrible I know you think it's real drag To suck my cup when I'm on the rag Quit making up stories that give me a break Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache You tell me it's because you're sick by yeast infection How do you think I feel when I'm sick? When I gag your girl That was the Yeasty Girls Classic, right? Yeah, that was actually Consolidated featuring the Yeasty Girls When I find the original Yeasty Girl version, we'll play that Because it's kind of different Okay I used to love that song, but it was so funny because I was total virginal Like, everything they're singing about, I don't know, you know, and all this stuff Never did oral sex, I had no clue about it We're talking about orgasms and stuff like that Yeah, and I was clueless about it, and I loved it There was like, you know, suck my clit And it was like that Even the song that we played by Brat Girl, the beginning and outro There's that part like, get on your knees and suck my clit And I used to think, that's a badass song But I was still clueless about the whole, like, yeah Because I didn't really experience that And even if I did, I didn't get off on it Because, you know, whatever, blah, I wasn't good at it Because I didn't know, I didn't know what an orgasm was So, like, apparently they attempted it, but Yeah, I don't know, I didn't even know the big O Until later, but that song was awesome It was like, yeah, feminism But I didn't know, it was like, ooh, orgasm You know, I didn't know that Oh, sorry, we talked about that, what, last week, or two weeks ago Right, the first O Yeah, big O's Early 20s, yeah We always talk about the big O's But, yeah, what was the point of playing that song? One, because it was cool And not knowing the terminology Double dip? Yeah, not knowing the terminology, right? It's just like, what does that mean? Double dipping, right? Hey, you ever heard of double dipping? Fuck, where the hell am I? We're not talking about ice cream cones I'm learning about all this stuff at work Sometimes when I say stuff, it's from co-workers So it's not necessarily from patients Seriously? I never heard of double dipping So what did they tell you? I know you didn't hear, you never heard of double dipping Yes or no? I'm speaking to Miss Fierce She's nodding No, no, but she's kind of like me She's a little bit punky She's a little bit punk rock But she's still a little clueless when it comes to stuff It's okay, it's good She's got guitars She knows guitars So what did they tell you it was? Double dipping Okay, so basically my co-worker's like feeling a little sick or something And she's not sure if she has a UTI And she's kind of like, she's like kind of scared that it's not a UTI Because then she's scared it's kind of a yeast infection And I said, okay, like, you know, yeast infections are common But she was like, fuck, I don't know if I got a yeast infection Because my boyfriend, he double dipped You tell me You're just like blank, you're like Yeah, what does that mean, double dipping? You tell me You want to tell me or you want me to tell you what I heard? Go ahead, go ahead, tell me Let's go back to the bathroom talk Go ahead Okay, so double dipping, what I just learned Is apparently if the man is trying to go into the culo, the butthole Back door And, but if it's not lubed enough So, or maybe, maybe he even has nothing She told me because it was, she didn't have enough lube Because, you know, he's trying to go through the back door to the culo So he lubed it up by going into the vagina And then trying to go back into the culo But the point is, is going from the culo to the vagina To the culo to the vagina Well, that's like triple dipping But I guess double dipping is from culo To vagina Because that's when it's bad Because if you go from vagina to culo But you guys stay there then Yeah, then you're good You don't go back Yeah, but don't go back Because then you could introduce the bacteria from your culo The E. coli That lives naturally, comfortably Comfortably in your colon Yes, we got E. coli Lives there all nice and happy But don't put that into your vagina Because then you can cause a yeast infection Uh-huh Yeah Or ETI, anything Well, that's if you go in your cootie hole Yeah I love how you're technical So your new co-worker just told you this then? Yeah What was your response? She just said it She just said it and I was like, I should have known what double dip was So you heard this? Yeah Okay, when? I don't know, you asked me for my dates on this I don't know, early, late teens? The thing is, you should have been calling me Every time you found out of all this stuff Anything new, I should have called you? Yeah She was hanging out with these other people Okay, kids, my friend One of my best friends from forever Wasn't hanging out with me for a decade But anyways, you should have been calling me Every time you found out this new stuff I think you were probably like in the army I'm just like, guess what? Yeah, that would have been funny Yeah, you would have thought I've been learning everything I just remember when I learned like bust a nut Oh, I know what bust a nut means I remember Well, that's as much as dirty talk like that That I might have learned And you know, there you go, you're a good girl You used to be a corn nut commercial Remember, it was like corn nuts Bust a nut! Yeah That means to To cum Ejaculate You just look at me like, right? Yes, it means to cum for a man Because he's busting a nut Like the testicular nut I guess you can say it for a girl too, it depends Yeah, so no The callers couldn't see that action you did with your hands For busting a nut It was like Do that again, do that again What do you mean the callers? The callers can see There better not be no face pictures I mean the listeners You did bust a nut That was bust a nut You did a jump? That's cool I just like that hand motion It was cool Did they see that? Do you have hidden cameras in here? Say hi Oh my God, you have a hidden camera? Yeah You're not supposed to be posting this Hold on It's not hidden It's totally not hidden It's in the view I'm kidding, it's not on Ay, cabrón I don't want anyone to see What a cute little I don't want anyone to see What a cute little Asian girl I am I know Spanish because I live in LA for a long time Everyone knows Spanish, right? Yeah But, oh God There's a camera here in the studio And the producer just scared the fuck out of me I don't want anyone to know my Asian secrets Your Asian Chinese secrets No, just Asian secrets I don't want anyone to know what type of Asian I am Anyways That was great I love I love I love learning about when you picked up on these things What, on these things I should have learned at 16? It's funny It's funny It's funny? Well, you were gone for quite a while In the 20s, right? You're on hiatus Well, school too But in school I was learning technical terms And, you know, just people, listeners I want you to know that The purpose of this show is one, to educate And just to be silly So I might not be using the correct technical terms Because it's late at night I'm tired And I'm talking with my friend from junior high school And I'm not going to be speaking properly Yes, I know what E. coli is It's the bacteria that lives comfortably Comfortably in your colon But, you know I might be silly Because it's late at night And anyways Hey, I'm playing at a show tomorrow Awesome Down, down Yeah, but you said you're going to be like really early, right? No, I'm playing first Like eight? Eight-thirty, nine? Okay Maybe You can make it, yeah Just come downtown Get up like at seven or eight Yeah, thanks, producers Thanks for coming to the show tomorrow Everyone come on Eight-thirty, eight-nine Down visit, right? Down and out Where is it at? Where is it at? Main Street and Springs Yeah, the corner of Main and Spring Main and Spring? Okay Yeah And then It's Cinco de Mayo on Saturday Yeah, it is Cinco de Mayo on Saturday Cinco de Drinko, yes What is this, K-Rock? Everyone's calling it that Yeah, K-Rock This ain't K-Rock This is Skid Row Studios Radio Skid Row Radio Oh my God We don't know Cinco de Drinko Okay, listeners So if you call in the next five seconds, you'll win $100 One, two, three, four, five Ah, no winners So So So!! So, I'm gonna go ahead and call Ask her about my cat and my dog or whatever Cause you're a pro at that But I love my cat He's so cute Hey, isn't my cat sexy? And I'm talking about the man cat He looks like a little cougar My mom bought him Sabu Yeah, Sabu is so beautiful He's a sec- He looks like a cougar, mountain lion cat You've seen him Yeah, yeah He's beautiful, he's sexy Yeah But it's like He's gotta be jealous of, of, uh, of my boyfriend Uh-huh Right? And sometimes I sense that my boyfriend's a little bit jealous of him I think they can get jealous of him Yeah I think they can get jealous of him Yeah I think they can get jealous of him And it's of the boy, but not of the girl cat And then when he, my, when my man's not there, he's sleeping on his side Uh-huh Taking over Yeah It's a spot, yeah But it's like, I feel this connection, like, I do feel like a little- You had him before the boyfriend, that's why, right? Yeah Yeah But we, my ex totally was so jealous My ex was even like, double, because with my ex we were breaking up, you know Yeah And we were having a, uh, uh, we were falling apart Uh-huh And so he was like, I'm gonna go to bed I'm gonna go to bed I'm gonna go to bed I'm gonna go to bed I'm gonna go to bed I'm gonna go to bed I'm gonna go to bed And so he was totally jealous of my cat Yeah, some of them will even mark on a spot, like, to mark the territory Some will No Yes But not on the bed Some can mark on the, like, just, on clothes Sometimes, sometimes on the bed You see, when they're doing that thing with their teeth, with their gums What're you talking about? You know, when they go like this I'm rubbing my, you know, when they- Oh, to mark, like, you're rubbing against something? Yeah That's also marking That's also marking That's, that's, that's That's, that's That's, that's That's, that's That's, that's That's, that's That's, that's That's, that's That's, that's I'm rubbing my, you know. Oh, to mark, like rubbing against something? Yeah. That's also marking. With their gums? Yeah, it's also marking because there's pheromones at the tip of their. Gums. At the, oh my gosh, the whiskers. Okay. Well, anyways, more about pussy jealousy next week. And general pussy talk. Mm-hmm. All that good stuff. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you. I'm Immaculate C. And I'm Miss T. Miss T. See us next week. Nine to ten. Bye-bye. After Pinata Hour. Skid Row Studios. Bye-bye.