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Welcome to my little world.
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The problems, they will soon be gone.
Soak up, soak up, soak up lots of pain, yeah.
All right, ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls, or should I say my fellow necrophiles, this is the one and only motherfucking necrophiliac in the house.
And this is Delia, and you have just tuned into Delia's Dark Side on skidrowstudios.com.
And I am your host, Delia.
I had a little oingo-boingo there for you, Payne.
I love that song.
It always gets me up and going.
So, yeah, I got some little ventation for you guys today, and it's an interesting show.
I know last week we kind of touched on a little bit of, you know, necrophilia and what it was about and all that stuff.
But I do have another story that little later on that I'm going to share.
I'm going to share with you.
It's called A True Necrophile.
And actually, I was looking for that story last week, and I couldn't find it for some reason, probably because my ass was nervous and was fucking up on the computer or whatever.
But probably because, you know, I was a little nervous and messing up on a computer and stuff like that.
But, you know, but I have the story here for you guys, and I'm going to get that a little later on.
But I do want to touch on something that's kind of been, like, on my mind a little bit.
And it has to do with our social media feed.
Facebook.
You know, I'm on Facebook, and I'm just cruising around, you know, like, you know, going down, like, looking at people's, you know, their little intros, entries, whatever they have to say on Facebook.
And I wonder sometimes why people want to use Facebook as their own personal diaries.
It just boggles my mind.
I don't get it.
Why do you want to use Facebook to showcase some of those crazy?
Crazy-ass, schizophrenic, manic, depressive thoughts that your motherfucking ass have?
I mean, what are you doing?
Sitting in your parents' basement or something, just conjuring up shit and writing it on Facebook?
Some of these thoughts, I just feel like, should be written in your own personal diary, not on Facebook.
And then, on top of that, you guys say, don't comment.
What do you fucking think Facebook is for?
You got to showcase this stuff on there.
And, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
And tell everybody what's in your fucking crazy-ass, schizophrenic, manic, depressive mind.
Why do you not want us to comment?
That's what Facebook is for.
Now, if you don't want us to comment about it, don't put the shit on Facebook.
Put that in your diary book.
That way, we cannot read it, and we don't know what the fuck is going on in that psychotic-ass mind of yours.
Now, me, for example.
I know sometimes, you know, my Facebook friends will say, you know, Mo or Julia, you can't talk because, you know, I put down some of my drunk thoughts.
But those are my drunk thoughts, okay?
Like, you know, sometimes I get really drunk, and I say, something's going through my head.
I don't know, something I could be, like, venting about, like, that I really didn't get out when I was sober.
So, I'm letting it out on Facebook when I'm drunk, and I'm like, I should have fucking kicked that bitch's ass or that motherfucker.
I'm just super fucking drunk and shit.
And then, I notice.
And then, I don't remember what the hell I posted, right?
So, then, I go on Facebook, and I notice that I have, like, eight notifications.
You know, you go in that little spot, and you see notifications.
And I notice I have eight notifications, eight likes.
And I'm like, what the fuck did I post for people to be liking?
And then, I notice that I put, like, all these, like, drunk little, like, theories down there or whatever.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
And I immediately erase it because I'm like, what the fuck was I talking about?
But some of you guys, I know, are sober as fuck because it's, like, bright-ass, shiny daytime.
And I know some of you are probably trapped down there, like I said, in your parents' basement or something.
You know, you're almost 40 years old and shit.
You ain't got nothing else better to do but showcase in, you know, your crazy-ass thoughts.
Maybe you haven't taken your medication or something.
You forgot to take it.
I don't know.
You're running out or something.
You need to go to your psychiatrist and get another dose or something.
But, you know, and I just, like, read some of the shit that some of you people put.
And I'm just like, what the?
F-U-C-K is going on in this motherfucker's mind.
It's like I wouldn't want to hang out with this person because I am scared that, you know, either we're going to be somewhere and this person's, like, going to fucking shoot me or turn a gun on his motherfucking self and shoot his goddamn self or something.
I don't know.
It's just like, please, you know, especially if you don't want people to chime in on what the hell is going on, again, in your psycho-ass mind, stop.
Stop posting it on Facebook.
And then a lot of, and then some of you, too, like to, you know, talk shit, like, indirectly.
And I know some of this stuff has to do with me, you know, but you don't want to, you're being passive-aggressive.
You don't want to, you know, directly say it to me because, you know, I'll beat your ass.
But, yeah, you know, so, you know, dumb that shit down a little bit because I know some of that shit is about me.
And, yeah, I'm coming back at you because, remember, I'm the one with the radio show.
And I'll tear your ass a new one.
So just remember, folks, before you go and you want to, you know, showcase your shit and your crazy-ass shit on Facebook, think about it.
Will Delia's dark side see this?
Did I really take, did I take my meds today?
Maybe I didn't get that drip.
Maybe I ought to wait for that drip to come before I, you know, let me think about this shit before I post it on Facebook because she's going to get my ass.
So, you know, just think about it before you want to write shit about other motherfuckers on Facebook because I'll catch your ass.
and I'll get you.
All right.
So on that note, I'm going to take a tiny break here so I can get ready for my stories and other stuff.
Just a small break and then we'll be back right after this.
All right.
Welcome back to Delia's Dark Side on Skid Row Studios.
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I don't know if I, you know, I do some of my rituals or whatever, if I conjured up the devil or I conjured up something.
But some appliances in my house are haunted.
Yeah, haunted.
I remember like my husband and I, we have this really weird habit.
That no matter if we take sleeping pills or NyQuil, whatever the fuck we take to knock ourselves out, we always seem to wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Does anybody else have this problem where you always wake up at the same time every night and you can't seem to get back to sleep?
Actually, on my show next week, I'm going to get a little bit more into that topic because I want to know, you know, what's going on.
I'm sure some of you people out there probably have, you know, the same.
Some of you have the same problem too.
But we can't seem to go to sleep after 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock in the morning.
So one time we were up, you know, just chit-chatting or whatever.
It was about, I don't know, going on 3 o'clock in the morning or something like that.
And all of a sudden, I hear this noise in my drawer.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that?
And it's up in my top drawer.
My vibrator.
Here it is right here, folks.
My vibrator was going off in my top drawer by itself.
There was nothing laying on top of it.
It wasn't, you know, laying face down.
I always have it face up just in case I need it.
It's always face up, you know, right there waiting for me in the top drawer.
3 o'clock in the morning, this thing is going off.
And we're like, what the fuck is that?
I open up the drawer and it's my vibrator going off.
And I'm like, WTF?
And then after that, we're sitting there and I turn off the vibrator, put it back in my drawer.
And all of a sudden, the game, we have like this little like blackjack game in the bathroom.
All of a sudden, the music on that starts going off.
Like all these appliances in my house start going off at the same time.
I'm like, why is my vibrator going off at fucking 3 o'clock in the morning?
Is it trying to tell me something?
Is it trying to tell me that it wants some pussy right now?
Like what?
I mean, you know.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
But yeah, this is my vibrator.
I think I need to upgrade on my vibrator.
This is called a Brookstone Muscle Massager.
And you put it on your muscles.
It doesn't really massage anything.
And I should know because I'm a dance teacher and a physical fitness instructor.
I'm training to be a kickbox instructor right now.
So I know like, you know, the muscles and stuff.
And this doesn't massage anything.
The only muscle that's supposed to massage.
Is your vagina muscle.
That's not a muscle, actually.
That's a nerve.
So the only little, that teeny tiny little nerve with the little hood on it.
That's what, now I don't want to turn off.
That's what this is for.
Okay.
But I need to upgrade.
And if somebody out there can please, please let me know where I can attain some of these free vibrators and free sex toys and stuff.
I'll be happy to have you on my show.
Okay.
We could do like a little promotion thing or whatever.
I'll be happy to promote you if you can give me some free motherfucking vibrators.
I need to update my stash right away.
I have a tinier one just like this.
But I like this one because obviously it has a lot of power.
And I don't know why it's acting right now because earlier when I turned it on and I took my hands off of it, it wouldn't go off.
It just kept going and going.
But now it doesn't want to act right.
It wants to act right for some reason.
But anyway, so yeah, if anybody can tell me where actually I would really love what I would really love is a glass dildo.
Anybody heard of a glass dildo?
They're pretty, huh?
I just want one because I think they're pretty.
I want a blue and white one.
And I was supposed to get one a long time ago from one of my phone sex friends or whatever.
They were supposed to like mail it to the old radio station that I was at.
I don't know if it ever got mailed there.
And the old.
Host or whatever got a hold of it.
And now she's using it.
I don't know.
But yeah, I wanted a glass dildo and I still want one.
So if somebody can send me that, please send me that glass dildo.
Also, I want to promote my Delia's Jewels located on Facebook.
And actually, you can go to my Facebook Delia's Dark Side and you can request to be a part of the group because it's a closed group.
So what you have to do is request to.
Be a part of the group.
You can go to Delia's Dark Side radio show.
It's on Facebook and request to be a part of the group.
I've already added like five or six people before I even started this show.
Whatever five or six people have, you know, just requested to be a part of Delia's Dark Side.
And I just, you know, let them through.
And you can go to Delia's Dark Side and scroll down to Delia's Jewels.
I hand bead all my jewelry.
I actually have someone right now.
I have this little cute little.
Sugar skull and see that.
And I don't I don't have paint the faces or anything, but I hand bead them all and little skulls and stuff like that.
I also have some classy jewelry, too.
I did not make the rings.
No, somebody gave me these for my for Christmas or my birthday or something like that.
But anyway, yeah, so you can go to Delia's Jewels and it's also on Delia's Dark Side radio show.
You can Google that, too.
And I'm going to have some more pictures up there.
So.
So, yeah, this vibrator actually it came for me for Christmas and it was given to me by my brother in law and his wife.
So I just want to say thank you, Joe.
You're a real one.
So on that note, we're just going to keep going right now.
So I know last week.
We were talking about necrophilia.
And like I said, I was going to, you know.
I was going to bring another story on that.
I didn't get a chance to talk about last week because I couldn't find it, but I found it.
And this one, I believe, is inspired by Buffalo Bill.
Actually, the movie Silence of the Lambs, that character, I believe Buffalo Bill.
I believe that this person was who Buffalo Bill was inspired by.
So I'm actually going to take a break and then we come back.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
I'm going to read the story of a true necrophile.
want to turn to something else, but I wouldn't advise that you do that.
Listen.
Ed apparently just loved bodies.
He was a true necrophile.
Also called a necrophiliac, body parts excited him.
He had no trouble having them in his home, no matter what their state of decomposition.
From the bodies he dug up, he cut off the heads and strengthened them, putting some on his bedpost.
He also formed lampshades from the skin.
Ew.
How can he even see?
How can he even reflect, like, the skin?
I don't know.
Storing the organs in the refrigerator and possibly cooking them.
What the hell do you think he was doing with the organs when he was cooking them?
You think he would eat, like, a heart or, like, a colon or something?
Like, like, tripe or something, some shit like that?
I don't know.
I like tripe, but now, I don't know.
I don't think I'll be eating that shit anymore.
He made things like soup bowls out of bones.
For his own use.
Sometimes he had sexual contact with these bodies, though he denied it.
But yeah, we know.
You're a fucking necrophiliac.
You're fucking dead bodies.
We went through that last week.
And eventually, he just went ahead and dug up his own mother.
Rather than get a sex change operation, he simply made himself a female bodysuit and mask out of the skin.
He would wear this outfit and dance around outside.
That's why I said this character, the character will build.
Because remember him in Silence of the Lambs?
He would cut off women's skin and put it on.
And he'd be in the mirror talking about, oh, will you fuck me?
Oh, will you fuck me good?
And fuck me long?
And he'd be dancing on that song.
I'm crying over you.
That's, like, my favorite part of the movie.
I love when he dances like that.
And he had on that lipstick and shit.
So I think that that character was inspired by this dude right here.
He would dance around outside.
Sometimes he even donned.
Donned it to dig up other graves.
Finally, it was clear that the skin would harden and crack.
He decided to get the bodies that were more pliable.
That meant someone really fresh.
In 1954, Gann shot a woman, Mary Hogan, who resembled his mother in size and brought her to his farm.
No one suspected a thing.
Three years later, he did it again to Bernice Wharton, who was a woman.
And this time, the police decided to have a look.
Okay, let's rewind back.
So he killed all these motherfuckers, right?
Like, eating booties and having skulls and shit as cereal bowls and stuff like that.
And now, all of a sudden, the cops decided they want to fucking get in and have a look at this motherfucker.
Like, see, this is what I say.
Cops ain't shit.
And I hope there's no cops listening to this show.
But sometimes you motherfuckers just be sitting on your ass to the last minute.
Ugh.
Um.
What they found in the...
This house of horrors.
They gave him all this time to, um...
They gave him all this time to have all this shit done before they decided to get in and listen to what they found.
Inside they discovered numerous body parts.
Four noses, several bone fragments, nine death masks, a heart in a pan on the stove, a bowl made from a skull, ten female heads with the top sewn off.
Now, that's what I call getting...
truly skull fucked.
Skull fucked.
Human skin covering several chair seats, pieces of salted genitalia in a box.
Now, why would he put salt on genitalia?
Isn't genitalia, like, all salty?
Because I'm sure, like, when these motherfuckers were getting killed, they were pissing and shitting on themselves.
So wasn't it already salty?
Why do he feel the need to have to add more salt?
Was it to shrink it?
I don't know.
Skulls on his bedpost.
Organs in the refrigerator.
A pair of lips on his string and much more.
It was estimated that he had mutilated some 15 women and kept their remains around him.
Now, that is a sick motherfucker.
All right.
So, we're gonna move on to another story that I have for you guys.
And this one is a very, very, very good story for a Sunday.
This one is called Bible Thumper.
And what I do sometimes is I have a lot of, like, people that write stories and then they send them in to me, email them to me.
Or sometimes I just go on the internet and I find crazy-ass stories that's, you know, appropriate for Delia's dark side.
And this story was pretty much, I felt, very appropriate for my show, especially for a Sunday afternoon.
I mean, how many of you out there can't stand it when somebody's knocking on your door?
You're chilling on a Sunday afternoon.
You know, you just, you know, you just want to chill.
You're probably smoking some weed or, you know, having a beer and you just want to chill out.
And all of a sudden you get that knock on the door and those fucking idiot-ass Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door, want to read you the Eiffel Tower or the Watchtower or some shit like that.
They want to talk about Jesus.
And all you want to do is just scratch your ass and watch the movie.
And watch TV.
Have you ever had that happen?
I hate that shit.
So this guy did something really fucked up, which probably a lot of people would think to do.
Well, a lot of crazy-ass people would think to do.
And basically, he pretty much fucked these people up.
So I'm going to start it off and then in a little bit we're going to take another break.
But right now, I'm going to start the story off.
It's called The Bible Thumper.
And it is written by Panty H.
And you will know why they call him Panty H in a little bit.
I was watching a couple going door-to-door in my neighborhood, pushing the Bible.
I hate that shit when they fucking push the Bible.
Like, I would have the Bible right there if I really wanted to, you know, if I have a Bible.
If I wanted to get into it, motherfucker, I'd be reading it.
Why do you have to push the goddamn Bible on me on my private time?
I hate that shit.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
her up and down as they gave me pamphlets and preached at me.
I was getting excited.
Weird scenarios were running through my head the whole time.
I knew that I was going to be, I know I was going to do something, but what?
But then I hadn't, I hadn't made up my mind just yet.
Then finally, after almost an hour of listening to them thumping through the Bible, I stepped out of the room and got my gun and put it in my waistband, in the back of my pants.
Then I entered the room as I, and I asked the question, is your wife good?
I asked the guy the question, is your wife good?
What does he mean by, is your wife good?
They both had a shocked look on their face and the guy started stuttering, what?
That's when I pulled out the gun and said, I want to see your wife's pussy wrapped around my dick right now.
I then ordered them to stand up and turn around.
I told them to put their hands up and I pistol whipped the man over and over.
I kept beating him while the woman stood there crying.
Then I stopped moving and I put my, put duct tape over his mouth and bound him, bound his hands.
He was unconscious and bleeding pretty badly.
Then I told the woman to face me.
I grabbed her at her sweater and ripped it off.
Then unbuttoned her blouse.
Then I ripped up, then I reached up and took her glasses off.
The bitch was shying away from every move I made, like a frightened deer.
I told her to turn around and I pushed her back.
So she was bending over and I pulled up her skirt to see what she was working with.
She was crying and started to say a prayer.
So I'm going to leave you guys right there.
What was the prayer about?
You know, probably doing some 50 Hail Marys or something like that.
She's about to get raped.
We'll find out in a little bit.!
I'm a blackguard.
There's a dog past the head on his head.
Ohations Shed light My sister Can't survive Cold Snow Motion Infants Recon Music Hey, we are back here on The Dark Side This is a dark ass story I hope you guys are sitting back right now In the dark probably Listening to the computer With your candle Trying to figure out what this fucking lady looks like I have to tell you, share with you something When I was reading this story When was it, Friday?
I got a little hot The way the guy explains The way he raped her I got a little hot I get a little hot from these fucking crazy ass stories I'm not to myself We are back here on Skidrowstudios.com And that number is If you want to give me a little ring It's 1-800-893-9562 And if you want to drop me a line You can go to my Facebook It is Delia's Dark Side Radio No, Delia's Dark Side Radio Show It's not a .com But if you want to go to Deliasdarksideradio.com And listen to some archive Shows, feel free to do that It's Deliasdarksideradioshow.com I would love for you to Listen to some of my archives Actually, I just got a hit up Saturday night That one of our good friends Wolf, what's up Wolf If you're listening all the way out there in Jeremy Jeremy, Germany If you're listening all the way out there in Germany right now What's up, thanks for Hitting up Delia's Dark Side Radio Show He listened to the Dead Man's Party interview about seven years ago And we're going to have them back here On this show, joining us On skitrollstudios.com Really soon, and actually since I'm talking About The people that I'm going to have on I just got a confirmation that Goth comedian Mark Who's a good friend of mine Been knowing him for a little while now Probably about a good seven years or something like that We're Bar Sinister buddies And stuff like that He's the host of the Dark Mark Show He will be joining me here on Delia's Side Radio Show On March 30th So if you guys want to tune in and listen to that That should be a rockin' ass show So Anyway, we're getting back to Bible Thumper So now Where were we She was crying and he was getting ready to rape her ass She was wearing some stinky pantyhose And I guess this guy has a pantyhose fetish Because through this whole story This is all he talks about Is her stinky little pantyhose Now you'll find out why they're stinky in a minute And I'm going to go ahead and start the show now But she was there praying She's like You know, praying or whatever Whatever the fuck she prays about But anyway It didn't stop him So here we go I pulled out my dick and started to masturbate With one hand as I pulled her skirt up With the other Her legs were very shapely and sexy looking With pantyhose I had a good view of her ass And realized that she wasn't wearing any panties That's why it's stinky Who wears pantyhose without any panties That's so gross Like oh my god Your asshole and your coochies All sweating and everything That's just gross I reached out and began filling her pantyhose cover Her pantyhose cover ass It was firm I guess all that walking and preaching Paid off for her Then I started to caress her legs And reached around her And massaged her breasts As I rubbed my dick On her ass Then after a bit I tied her hands And gagged her with duct tape I shoved her over the arm of the couch And began licking her pussy Through the pantyhose I bet it was all salty and stinky But now I was so hard That I started Dry humping her ass Trying to stick my dick in through the pantyhose See he has a pantyhose fetish She wants to fuck the bitch through the pantyhose And he's licking and eating And everything through the pantyhose He likes pantyhose I could only stretch it part way into her Frustrated I tore open the crotch of her pantyhose And rammed my dick into her As hard And as deep as I could You could hear her scream through the gag Which only made me want to hurt her more See this is that fetish We're going to talk about this probably next week About weird fetishes And how to get away From making people cry And the more they hit you The more you start crying The more they get off on that shit Like rapists and stuff like that We're going to touch bases on that next week I started to fuck her from behind After a few minutes of that I flipped her over And pushed her legs far apart And licked down at her exposed cunt I wanted to know if her cunt was hairy or not Did she shave Or probably those are the things That make people cry Those Bible thumpers don't believe in shaving their pussy They just like having a big ass Afro shit down there She was trying to scream Through her duct tape gag And was crying Which helped turn me on even more She was just lying against the arm of the couch Not putting up much of a fight It was so hot Next page So it was so hot The feeling of power made me light headed Oh yes But I like a little fight So I slapped her And pulled her bra up To strangle her a little bit Her legs started to kick a little bit Now things were getting better I quickly blew my load All into her cunt And I got off of her Then I released her And told her to get up Taking all of her clothes And put them in a bag I held She was whimpering in fear But I held her And her Drive me to an even higher Lustful level than I'd ever been before She was now Down to only her panty hose This is like the key word guys Panty hose I told her to stop there You could see my cum running down her Panty hose Her husband wasn't moving And must have been dead So I kicked him a few times in the head To make the woman Even more fearful of me God damn you raping this bitch You sodomizing her You got her gagged If she's not fearful enough You kicking her dead husband in the head What the fuck Then I walked her into the bathroom And filled the tub with water She could only imagine What was going to happen to her now I can only imagine What's going to happen to her now I was enjoying this immensely I had her sit on the sink And spread her legs And her eyes for me Then I grabbed her And moved up to her And shoved myself into her Hot wet pussy Then lifted her up And walked over to the tub Still jammed up into her I leaned her over Taking her weight And pushed her upper body Into the tub of water Now she was fighting me And I could feel her cut muscles Contacted around Her exertions Trying to pull her head out of water She was thrashing around Desperately trying to escape That's when I started to come again Oh yeah bitch Oh yeah scream louder It was the longest orgasm I had ever had I watched her desperate face The whole time I was emptying myself into her I finally finished coming She was still kicking Her head was still under water I left my dick Stubbed inside her Until she finally stopped struggling Then I slowly started fucking Her lifeless body again So this is when it turned into some Necrophilia shit There we go back to the necrophilia Thrusting deeply using the lubrication From my earlier cums To smooth the way Finally my body tense My body tense One last time And my life force pumped into her cunt again How many fucking lows did he fucking blow That day As I caught my breath I looked down at my dead playmate And realized I had a lot of cleaning up to do I got up And left her there with her legs hanging Over the tub As I attended the task of covering My tracks That is the end of the Bible Thumper Hope you guys enjoyed that story Um yeah So that thank you so much Panty H I guess the H is for Panty Hose thank you for sending me that story We're gonna take a little break Right here and we'll be back right after this Might as well Thank you.
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There we go.
We got some death metal for you for that last story, Bible Thumper.
Hope you guys enjoyed that.
I really enjoyed that.
Actually, I'm going to go home and beat off right after this with my handy dandy.
I'm vibrating.
Oh, God.
Okay.
So we got a few minutes left.
So I didn't think that I was going to have enough time to read about this.
And I said I was going to bring it up next week.
But since we have time, I'm just going to go ahead and share this with you now.
So earlier I was talking about how, you know, people, we wake up at 2, 3 o'clock in the morning.
And between like 3 and 4 o'clock is supposed to be the witching hour.
So I'm going to go ahead and share this with you now.
So I'm going to go ahead and share this with you now.
So I'm going to go ahead and share this with you now.
So I went on the internet and I'm like, what is the witching hour all about?
What is this about?
What is this about?
And why do they call it the witching hour?
So I went online and I found something that was pretty, pretty cool that I want to share a little bit with you guys.
So you guys will probably get a little idea of what the witching hour is and probably why your ass is waking up at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning.
And I have a feeling this is why I'm waking up at 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock in the morning.
So you roll over in bed.
And force your eyes to open.
Only to read the blurry red lights of the digital clock saying 3, 15.
Wikipedia refers to the witching hour this way.
In European folklore, the witching hour is a time when supernatural creatures such as witches, demons, and ghosts are thought to be at their most powerful.
And black magic is at its most effective.
This hour is typically midnight.
And the turn may not be.
But it can now be used to refer to as, um, referred to midnight.
Or any late hour.
Even without having the associated superstitious beliefs, the term witching hour can also refer to the period from midnight to 3 a.m.
While devil's hour refers to the time around 3 a.m., apparently the devil's hour is the exact opposite of the time.
Christ supposedly died at 3 p.m.
So they said that they don't even want to get into that.
But it's been suggested that this time of the extreme early morning, when more, when more demons or police, more police are called my demons.
Well, policemen are demons too.
And I have a police story that I'm going to share with you.
I'm not going to share it with you today.
But it will come up.
A really fucked up police story.
Somebody called the cops on us one night.
And the cops came fucking trying to ransack our apartment.
But I'll get into that a little later on.
That's true.
But when, um, but then it takes a whole night to get into trouble around 3 a.m.
It's also believed that we might be having access to our God figure in the state of mind.
I used to, I used to ask somebody that a long time ago about, you know, what is the witching hour, when people wake up at the same time.
And somebody told me it's because, like, God wants you to sit and talk with him.
Or, you know, he wants you to do something.
Or maybe the devil wants you to sit up and hang out with him or something.
I believe it's the devil.
Others think that it's extreme darkness that occurs just before dawn that permits melatonin to adjust and create a sleep state, a sleepy state that's in the process of shifting, a time in which we could awaken.
It's also entirely possible that the discomfort after hours in our bed is what Jocelys, um, what Jocelys us to awake in about, um, about that magical time.
So, um, this is just a little something I want to share with you guys.
I actually wanted to share some, um, really disgusting fetishes, um, with you.
But for some reason it won't, um, it won't, uh, download for some reason.
So, um, I'm gonna have to look that up.
And, um, yeah, my internet won't, um, my internet won't.
The internet won't.
Yeah.
So, um, yeah, I couldn't, uh, get it up right now.
I don't know what's going on.
But I'm gonna try it again and then we're gonna take a quick break and then, uh, come back if I, see if I can get to it.
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Return to Mars Deep up the planet of the living dead tonight Alright This is the tomb That kind is doomed You don't run the stars Return to Mars Deep up the planet of the living dead tonight Alright Alright Alright So I got about a minute here.
I just want to thank you guys again for tuning in to Delia's Dark Side Radio on skitrollstudios.com.
And again, before I get out of here, that number, if you want to call me, is 1-800-893-9562.
So yeah, finally I got that.
I got the 20 weird most disgusting fetishes that will turn you off.
I have one that I can pretty much read right now, and then I'm just going to save the rest for next week, because they're pretty fucking disgusting.
So this one is pretty much the fetish that I was talking about a little earlier, when we were talking about people watching people get off by watching people cry, by beating the shit out of them and watching them cry.
So this one is called The Cry...
The Cry...
The Cryphilia.
The Cryphilia.
No, it's called The Cryphilia.
Dacrophilia.
And it's got a picture of Britney Spears crying.
Remember that?
Oh, just leave Britney alone.
Leave her alone.
Remember that guy?
So anyway, we begin our list with Dacrophilia, a relatively benign yet extremely inappropriate form of paraphilia.
Sexual arousal to shit that isn't normal, like objects, events, situations, anything not human, etc. Where a dude is sexually aroused by crying or someone in emotional distress, generally a dominant asshole verbally or physically abuses their partner to the point of tears in order to get off.
This fetish is slightly disturbing, but nothing too freaky yet.
And then we have another one here where this chick is an amputee.
But you know what?
I'm going to leave it right there, and I'm going to leave you guys...
With a little music, I want to thank you guys again for tuning in to Delia's Dark Side Radio.
I mean, Delia's Dark Side on skidrowstudios.com.
And I will see you guys next week with some more crazy-ass stories for you.
Thanks for listening.
Delia, oh, Delia.
Delia all my life.
If I hadn't shot poor Delia, I'd have had her for my wife.
Delia's gone.
One more round.
Delia's gone.
I went up to Memphis, and I met Delia there.
Found her in her parlor, and I tied her to her chair.
Delia's gone.
One more round.
Delia's gone.
She was low down, and trifling, and she was cold and mean.
What kind of evil make me want to grab my submachine?
Delia's gone.
One more round.
Delia's gone.
First time I shot her, I shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with a second, shot she died.
Delia's gone.
One more round.
Delia's gone.
But jailer, oh, jailer.
Jailer, I can't sleep.
Cause all around my bedside, I hear the patter of Delia's feet.
Delia's gone.
One more round.
Delia's gone.
So if your woman's devilish, you can let her run.
Or you can bring her down, and do her like Delia got done.
Delia's gone.
One more round.
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