Face Off makeup artist Sig Neutron, Randy Ronald, and Amazon Eve discuss cosplay, horror, and American Horror Story

We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We've got our big TV stars tonight. I know. I'm so excited. Very exciting. We've got Sig Neutron from the sci-fi, which is S-F-Y-F-Y. I've been corrected. Uh-oh. S-Y-F-Y. Get it right. S-Y-F-Y. I messed it up again. The sci-fi series Face Off. He does makeup. He does sculpture. He does crazy stuff. And he also has a book and a website, Bizarro Gogo, and I've never seen her look lovelier because she hasn't been dressed as Dracula or a zombie or an alien. Randy Ronald. Did I pronounce that right? Yes. You want to get a little closer to the mic. Okay. You don't have to push her, Josie. Just get closer to it. She's like pushing her into the mic. And we'll be talking a little later, too. By Amazon Eve, who's in New Orleans filming American Horror Story Freak Show. Yeah. And we've got a big show. So before we get started, I want to tell you, go to audible.com. That is our sponsor. There's a free book. I give you a free audio book. I'm going to Vegas at the end of the month. I'm going to be loading up on audio books. And you, I posted a picture of Ronnie dressed as Bram Stoker's Dracula. What they have on audible.com, and I can't believe that more people haven't gotten it, is a radio play of Bram Stoker's Dracula. It's performed by Tim Curry, Alan Cumming, and an all-star cast. That sounds so good. It's free. Go to darkmarshow.com. Click on the audible button. It's free. Also, a couple of our guests, Sasha Gray, the Juliet Society, is on audible.com. Nice. And Brad Warner, the punk rocker. Then just take the headphones off. You can't hear me fine. But maybe later on in the show, we'll try to figure that out. Also, we don't have a lot of sound effects and wacky morning zoo kind of stuff going on. So not a lot. That's all you. Why not? Although, yeah, when Amazon Eve calls, we might have to have that fixed. But also, Brad Warner, the punk rocker turned Buddhist monk. Hardcore Zen. He's fun. He's fun. The Hardcore Zen, the book that I loaned you that I never got back. You didn't loan it. You gave it to me. I loaned it to you for your vacation. Was that a good book? I didn't read it. Okay. Well, now you can listen to it on audible.com. Yeah. And it's a good read. That might work. Well, we've got, I have to. Sing that I Don't Know How read. Right. I've got a couple of exciting shows coming up. Then we'll get right to it. I've got a show coming up Saturday night in Huntington Beach at Gallery 7. Ven. Gallery 7? No, Sev. Sev. Space. Space. Ven. Ven. It's Amber Michelle Russell. She's having an art show. Nice. And they're going to have music. And they're going to have me. So. What else do they need? Yeah, so. What bands are playing? Do you know the bands? They're having, let me see here. Now, it says here, let me get on the event page. Now, you had to ask the question. I was trying to get this done quick and get the address. And you had to ask the question. That's okay. Maybe later. Maybe you could. Well, I will tell you that my, also my comedy album is coming out. I just was meeting with the guy that's going to mix it. And on October 17th, Friday, at the CIA. Oh, this is going to be a good one. You guys have been to the CIA, right? I love the CIA. 1-1-3-3-4, Burbank Boulevard. October 17th, I'm having quite a show. It's going to be comedy. It's going to be music. It's going to be magic. It's going to be stunts. It's going to be crazy stuff. It's got everything. Oh, man. It's like a stunt. It's like a circus. It's got everything. It's got everything. It does have everything. We need some monkeys. The Dark Mark. Well, I'm on stage, so there'll be that. The Dark Mark comedy album release party. Music by Mod Pods, which is Mindy's band. Oh, cool. I haven't seen her band yet. What happens to Sleazy something? No, she's got like five bands. So that's one of the bands. I said, which band can you? I should hook her up with Elizabeth. She needs a drummer right now. You should. So I was trying to say, you know, what band of yours can bring more people to North Hollow? She said Mod Pods. Also, Mad Zane and Society One are doing a special acoustic set. Nice. Cymbal Six, the old school punk band. One of my favorites. They will be coming on at midnight. They have a really cool video, too. It's called Dirty Land. I know. You're in it. You're going to do a video named Dirty Land. You're going to get the dirtiest land in the world. And comedy by Jill Adams has been on the show. Nikki Wands. Camara White, who's been on the show. Orpheus Black is going to tell dirty stories. Ooh. Xavier Adams. Xavier Adams. Xavier Adams. Xavier Axelson has been on the show. Is he going to set anyone on fire? Maybe. I don't know. Xavier Axelson is going to be doing dirty stories. Magic by Arthur Gomez. You remember him from our anniversary show. He was fun. And weird, one-of-a-kind performances by Carlos Sarmiento of the Casanova Show. Who is? Clown-a-lin Monroe. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And Dangerous D, Darren Melfi. $10 for all that entertainment. And not only that, everybody that shows up gets a free download of I Laugh So Much. So Hard I Cried, my comedy album. Friday, October 17th. I think I've already invited you guys. Nice. But I'll invite you again. And on Saturday night, like I say, I'm doing the show in Huntington Beach. And I don't know who the bands are, but I have a feeling they'll be classy. Deep Drain is going to be playing. I don't know Deep Drain, but they look good. And so there's going to be music, arts, and comedy at the Seven Gallery in Huntington Beach, which is... Which is at 7522 Slater Avenue. Just go to gothcomedian.com or Facebook gothcomedian, Twitter gothcomedian. You'll get all the details. Josie's got a couple shows coming up, but tell us about the one next week. The one next week is very dear to my heart. Because I'm going to show up? How'd you guess? I was supposed to go to New York. Now I can't go, so I'm actually going to the show. Well, that will be better. And why is it dear to your heart? Not better than New York, but now the show will be better because you'll be there. Right, why is it near to your heart? So anyway, we're doing the show for Josh. He's a local here in the scene that everybody loves, and he needs to get his colon removed because he has colon cancer. And so we all got together and decided to put a benefit, and my band, Carrera, will be playing. We're going to have belly dancers, and Elizabeth Aston will be singing. Downtown Attraction will be playing. There's a bunch of giveaways, all kinds of sponsored stuff. So, yeah. No comedy, I wasn't asked, but it's going to be a great show. Carrera puts on a show. We all volunteered. We offered. Carrera puts on a fabulous show. Elizabeth Aston is a great singer. It's definitely worth your while. King King, October 1st. What time does it start? It starts today. King King is in Hollywood. Once again, go to Goth Comedian on Facebook or Josie Cat on Facebook. They'll have all the details at the events page. And we're going to have free whiskey. Free whiskey? I'm there. That'll make your colon drop out. Anyway, so I'm going to tell you. This is a better shot right here. Look at these two beautiful women. Now, somebody recommended that you guys were to come on the show a long time ago, and I was not aware. It usually happens. It was me. No, it was not you. Yeah, we met at Hyena. You met at the Hyena, but you never mentioned these two to me. Somebody else, I forget who it was, emailed me and said, hey, you've got to have these two on. You're on your show. Was it Ave Rose? It was. My sister? Cold Sluts? Oh, yeah. Tree Ups. Tree Ups. Cold Sluts on Fire. And then the next day after she recommended it, I met Monsterpalooza, and Rani is there dressed like, I believe you're dressed like one of the characters from John Carpenter's They Live. Oh, was it that? A zombie alien sort of thing. Is that the one? Okay, yeah. No, no, no. You were the alien. You were dressing as an alien. Oh, yeah. I'm always dressed as something really crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Every time I'm out at a convention, so I'm like, what was I wearing? Which is weird because- Which one is your favorite outfit? That's a good question. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Well, I have a lot that I love, but Popeye the Sailor Moon is the shit. I saw a photo of that. That was pretty cool. The most disturbing thing ever. It's like the creepy Popeye face. And we premiered it at Dragon Con, and from behind, I got so many guys trying to hit on me from behind. As Popeye? Well, I turned around because it's the Sailor Moon, and I'm in costume, so it's just cute from behind. Okay. So you don't have the big arms. You just have the- I wish you had the big arms. I had big arms, but they just saw my butt from behind. Oh, okay. And I turn around, and I have this disturbing old man face, and I'm like- And guys were like, I didn't expect that. And I'm like, yes. Thoroughly disturbed people. But that's not the only time you've done that. You've disturbed people all over the place. I love disturbing costumes, for sure. Right. Right. And because you guys were telling me a story in the elevator, I don't know if you want to say who it was, but you were at an event, and you had dressed her up in some sort of costume, and the person told you, you know, why would you- She's so beautiful. Why would you dress her up as- Why would you mess that up, right? Well, yeah. I mean, we get that a lot, but that's the point, because, you know, like, we like to do a lot of- She doesn't dress like that daily. She dresses like that quite a bit. I don't know. I wish, if I had the time, I would. You know what? That would be a great photo shoot for you, just doing normal stuff. Normal things. And the alien costume. I really do want to do- The laundry. Yeah, I want to do a- You've got to get all the spinach stains out of your sailor costume. At the farmer's market or something. Just- You've never done that? Yeah. So I was reading online that you guys dress up and go to karaoke. Yeah, we do. We do that, yeah. It's- The real world is boring, so we try to spice it up. Because, seriously, we go out, and we look crazy. Right. And everyone's like- You just see, like, all the hateful looks and everything, and it's like that- In a way, that's what we love, because- It kind of fuels us. We're rocking people's- It fuels us. Like, yeah, it's- Why just be boring? Like, it's- You know, I don't know. People are just too wrapped up in how the world says you're supposed to live. Well, and now you're on the sci-fi show Face Off with a bunch of other like-minded people that like to dress people up and make them scary and crazy and stuff. And it's funny, because I was talking to somebody, because I haven't actually watched the show. You know, I'm busy. But I have a friend that watches the show, and he said he really likes it. Because unlike other reality shows, it's not so hyper-competitive. People help each other out on projects. And is that true? Yeah, no. I always tell everybody, it's- We're not- Like, of course, we're in a competition. But when you're there, you're not in a competition. We're just on a journey together. And, you know, if someone- Like, there's so many situations- Aw, he just wondered. So, like, you're not going to put cyanide in somebody's plaster of parents or anything like that? There's so many- Like, okay, so you can be the best artist ever, but there's so many situations where, during the process of doing a makeup, that it can go wrong. And that's- That's not really your fault as an artist. That's just things go wrong. So, if something goes wrong, we're all there to, like, really pick up the slack and help everybody. Because we want to- Especially me. Like, I want to compete against everyone's best makeup on stage. And that's how everyone feels. So, we don't want anyone just to not have a piece on stage. So, everyone does their best to help everybody out. And, yeah, that's what everyone loves about the show. And it really is- The emotions you see there, like, when we're standing on the stage and we see someone get a negative critique, we're all, like, friends. Like, I've said since we've been on the show, like, we're family. We're family. We're family. We're family. Like, it's- No one will ever understand what we experienced on the show. Well, I'm sure. Does everyone stay till the end? Or do people leave? No, once you're eliminated, you're gone. Oh, so it's the elimination. Yep. Okay. It's- And you're still there. Yeah. You're still there. How many people have left so far? Oh, man. What is it? I think it's down to, like, eight or seven. And how many were there total before? It started with 16. So, I think we're over halfway through. Because I think right now we're going to show the creepy clown that you made this week. That everybody seems like- Marky the clown. Marky the clown. And everybody knows about clowns. I think it's just going to be on in there. But, yeah. But, yeah. The clown, because I have some experience with clowns. Apparently, everybody- A lot. Some experiences with clowns. But not clowns that look like- A lot. Not that look like that one. That was a creepy- Are you sure? I haven't been that drunk yet. Maybe after the King King show, because I don't have work the next day. I think I might have to- You might have to give me a ride home. But, yeah. What is the- Tell me the fear of clowns, because I never understood it. Well, so the challenge was, the clown was like the background element. Really, it was supposed to be about your childhood fear. They had us take this survey and it had a bunch of different questions on it. And one of them was like, what was your childhood fear? List three. So, it was like a covert way to figure out what our childhood fear was. Because we're like, why are we doing these surveys? And so, they picked our childhood fear out of that survey. And yours was clowns? Clowns? No, mine was dark water. So, we all had to make clowns, but we had to make a clown that embodies our childhood fear. Ah. So, it was, yeah. So, if you didn't like spiders, it would be a spider clown. Right, yeah. Some of the contestants had spider fears. One of, Dina, she had a fear of tornadoes as a kid. So, she had to make a tornado clown. Wow. Yeah, that's tough. Props to her, because seriously- I would have been, I'm afraid of spiders. Yeah, I would not. There were two spiders. I hate them. No, Josie, you would have been like, I'm just afraid of silly clowns and would have made just a silly clown. With balls on a clown. I'm afraid of homing the clown and they would have brought Damon Wayans and I don't know what would have happened. But, anyway, but, I mean, you have such, I mean, you have such a willing subject. I mean, when did you first lay your hands on Rani and- Look at his voice. On Rani? Okay, I'll- Way before Face Off, she was doing the fan vixens calendar, which was a girls in cosplay calendar. I had met her sister, Ave, first, and she introduced us like, hey, you know, she's making this calendar. She could use some help with makeups or costumes and that's what I did. So, we started working together and then it hit this point where we're like, why are we doing a girls in cosplay calendar? Why don't we make up our own characters? So, that's where Bizarro Gogo was born and it's just all of the weird, ridiculous things that we think of. We made up our own movie posters, magazine covers, advertisements for just all kinds of wacky stuff. It's blood babes and beyond. It's ridiculous. I've got it right here. Everyone loves blood and babes. Right here, there's something, there's a guy with like a huge chin right off the bat. You're looking at it. Yeah, and you got the, when you would dress up as Bram Stoker's Dracula. Oh, that was, yeah, Gary Old Woman. One of my favorites, second favorite. And I posted the picture of you as the Hooters waitress, the They Love Me waitress. I love that too. That was all over the place. A lot of guys were, yeah, a lot of guys were very, that's the Hooters they want to go to. Come on the glasses. But you're, I mean, you've got the tough job, really. You got to sit there with the makeup and sweat and all that. Six hours, she said. You know, I really don't mind it. I've always been into like, like corset training and bondage and stuff like that. So actually wearing a makeup for, you know, for a while doesn't matter. I know a lot of people can get claustrophobic in like full like prosthetics, but I actually enjoy it. Like it's fun. Yeah, see, I always say it takes a special kind of person to actually wear that. Like they think that it's, I don't know. I mean, like they make it look so easy, but like I can't stand to be sticky and I can't, I can't wear the makeup. Like all the people on FaceUp, like the models that we work with too, like I have so much respect for them because it's not easy to wear that stuff. Like it's uncomfortable, it's hot, it's sticky. And then once you're in makeup for six hours, then you have to go do a performance after that. So it's like these people that like, they're on it, you know, like, and they deserve a lot of respect. And Randy's probably one of the best performers. He really gets in the character. I love him. I'm so lucky to know her. It's fun. You better believe it, buddy. I had a friend that I know that knew you from the show. He was very impressed. And then I saw, I showed him a picture of Randy in his disgusting gross makeup. And he's like, oh, okay. Well, let me show you a picture without the makeup. He's like, oh my God. He's like, what a bitch. And then he says, she's kind of out of his league. I'm like, I don't know about that. He said it, I didn't say it. He said it. I said, no. We are not at all. We are. They're great. They're great. They're a bunch of memes. No, I disagree just meeting you guys because you guys obviously are of the same wavelength, the same mind. But when I met her, she was hanging out with the Kyoto brothers who made one of my favorite movies, Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Yes. And weren't you doing something with them? Are you still doing that? Yes, actually, we're still doing that. It's Channel 8 from Outer Space. It's going to be kind of like Bizarro Go-Go combined with the Kiotos to make this crazy web series with aliens, monsters, stop motion, chimp puppets. I want to do a guest appearance. A guest appearance? Yeah. Totally, yes. Please, please do. Both of you. What are you going to make her up as? I don't know. It's going to be something awesome. Whatever she wants. Oh, yeah. Can you give me a third boob? Do you think that's prosthetic? I think that's prosthetic. It's a fake story, Josie. Has it been dismissed? It's been debunked. Has it? Her name was Tri-Devil. Come on. You fell for that shit? Wow. There's no room for a third boob. I know. There's no room for a dick. Well. In my imagination. In my imagination. Anyway, speaking of huge breasts, I think if we can call our other guest. She's waiting. We've got Amazon Eve we're going to be calling. Yay. Hopefully you can hear her. You guys obviously are fans of American Horror Story. Oh, yeah. I have to give her a message. Do you want to maybe fix his volume? I don't know his volume. Yeah, I don't hear anything at all. I was hearing it before we started, and then it just, it's gone. Maybe it's unplugged or whatever. He just wants me to bend over. Well, yeah. He did that on Ronnie too, so I know how to hold on. And so. Can you hear it now? Nope, I don't hear it. Hello. Not at all. Should I be hearing your voice? You should be hearing my voice in your headphones. Nothing at all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is there like another headset that I could squeeze over? Here. Yeah. Let me switch. Here's the cord. Oh, wait. Now I hear it. That is short. Okay. Oh, it's weird. If I pull it back like this, I can hear. Well, why don't you do that? That's yeah. That's very. I can hear if I just. Can you hear? She can hear. We can hear like that. And it's kind of weird and grotesque. So. Anyway, I don't know if we. The cord has a short. Yeah. There must be a short because when it just stretches over the hat. Okay. So it's working now. Yeah. So how did you meet the Kyoto brothers? I mean, I'm sure most of the clowns from outer space. What did you meet it through? Say you're from Indiana. We met them at the Hive Gallery. Actually, it's not too far from here. Yeah. We're great friends with Nathan. He curates the Hive Gallery and Stephen Kyoto showed at the Hive and we were I was showing there and he loved my work. We both channels sort of like we call it a cartoony realism style. And so I liked his work. He liked mine. And from there, it just blossomed into a beautiful partnership. And where things happen in Monsterpalooza and Hive Gallery and all these crazy places. So you're from Indiana and you're from. I'm from Long Beach. Long Beach. Oh, that explains a lot. So you're from. But you got here about seven years ago and then. Yep. So and so I mean, what was the first thing? What was the first appliance that you put on or the first thing that you put on somebody? Well, what's funny is a lot of people think I've been doing makeup for a long time. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Well, what's funny is a lot of people think I've been doing makeup for a long time, which I have. But so I went to the Tom Savini Makeup Effect School in Pennsylvania as soon as I graduated high school. OK. From the time that I graduated there and the time that I went on face off, I had. No, that's OK. OK. I had only had I've only done six prosthetic makeups from the time I graduated makeup school to the time I went on the show. So. Wow. You must have learned quick. Yeah. What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? What's the first one? you work your way up to being on set. But before I worked my way up to that point, I met her and we started doing Bizarro with Go-Go and I started doing a lot of commissioned sculpts so I never really actually pursued the makeup since I've been out here. But I knew how to do it so when I went on the show, it was awesome. It really was makeup boot camp. What's the grand prize? A hundred grand and also a new Fiat 500. Do you have to pay the taxes? Maybe. There's a hundred grand. We got a little extra. I think it's like a trip. How ironic they give you a clown car. Where's the trip to? It's to one of like 500 Krylon locations or something. Cool. So what inspired you? What was the movie that inspired you? Oh, yeah. Well, as a kid, seriously, I mean, it seems so stereotypical, but seriously, Evil Dead 2. I mean, come on. It was the perfect balance of humor and horror and something about that. Just the over-exaggeration of the... And of course, yeah, Killer Clowns from Outer Space. I mean, I'm not just saying that because I'm working with the Kyoto Brothers. He totally fangirled when... I did too when I saw him on Are you serious? I took a picture with the clown. I was like, wait, wait, Stephen. Kyoto wants to work with me? Right. What? Like, this is amazing. It really is a dream come true. I just like over-the-top ridiculous stuff. Like, some of my favorite films. I was like, Housu, the Japanese film. I don't know if you guys have seen it. It's completely over-the-top. I thought you said House 2. Well, House 2 is also amazing. I love that one. Is that where the things fall down? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, any of the House movies are great. What about you, Randy? What inspired you? What inspired you to put appliances on? What thing where you're like, oh, I want to look like that? You know what inspires me to look like anything is just... I don't know. I just... We come up with ideas. I'm like, you know what would be funny? I have had a love for Evil Dead and a lot of the old school 80s horror campy movies. But when we come up with ideas for our cosplays, I just think about, like, what would I look really ridiculous in? And what can I really do? What can I really pull off? Thinking about his skill set and my skill set. I make the costumes and he sculpts the appliances. Dynamic doer. Yeah, it's really the sky is the limit. There's so many crazy things that I want to do. And hi, Amazon Eve. You're on with Randy and Sig and Josie. Are you there? She just called me. Okay. We're trying to call her. It's not going well. And I'm listening to everything you're saying. And what I think is interesting about Randy is, I mean, obviously, you're gorgeous. I don't want to, you know, I don't want, I mean, Sig would have to agree with me. I would indeed. I have to cut out. Tell Amazon. Josie, can you say, can you agree with me that Randy's beautiful? Randy is gorgeous. Randy's gorgeous. Randy is too. Josie is gorgeous. But you really subvert beauty. And we'll talk about that. Josie, what do you want to say to Amazon Eve? Amazon Eve, if you're listening. Hi, Amazon. Hi, Amazon. And call us at 1-800-893-9562. Just when you get her on the phone, tell her to give Ben Wolf a big, huge hug for me. Okay. And take a picture of it and send it. Just hug him. All right. Okay. We will do that. And we're going to have Amazon Eve and Josie in. Amazon's coming back in November. We're going to have a whole show with her. Nice. And we're going to talk about all that stuff. This was not a good idea. I don't know what happened here. But Josie. It worked one time. It did. But what are you going to do? And Kim just got married. Congratulations, Kim Fowley. Bye, Josie. I'll see you on Wednesday, I guess. Yes. Yes. Okay. But what I was going to say is, and I just told Amazon Eve to call in. Hopefully, that'll be easier that way. But Randy, so now we're alone. Well, six years. But anyway, you subvert the idea of beauty. I mean, you obviously know that you're a hot woman, a beautiful woman. I kind of got tired of doing the whole, like I've done conventions since, I don't want to say because it'll show how old I am. Well, I've been doing conventions for a long time. And I got really tired of just being like the sexy booth babe. So you were like a straight model for years? Yeah. And I mean, it gets old. It's like, okay, I really love disturbing people. Like just, it's sexy, but why am I, like it's sexy, but creepy. Like why am I staring at this? It's going to haunt my dreams. Right, right, right. It's on a view of my dreams. We get a lot of comments. It's like, you know, you're so pretty, but it's so awesome that you actually go out of your way to look kind of ugly and disturbing. And that's what we like because. But in your eyes, is that hot? I mean, when you see her. Well, okay. This is a question everybody wants to know. Have you fucked her in those outfits? That sounds to me like a yes. Like the Hooters They Live outfit. You fucked her in that outfit. Is that right? The Dracula outfit. Throw the Dracula outfit. Did you fuck her in the Dracula outfit? Not yet. Not yet? You didn't stick your dick in between the two things, the hair, the hair bun? That's a good idea. See, I got to come up with all the creative sex in your relationship. No, that took way too long to make. Princess Peach and Mario. So you do find this attractive. When she's dressed up, you find that really sexy, right? I mean, who doesn't? Because I bring it. Yeah, like she brings it. I own these characters. Popeye the Sailor Moon was literally disturbing. Did you guys do it? While she was Popeye the Sailor Moon? No. You'd have to do that from behind, right? To be honest, it's... To be honest, it's... The conventions, it's like, it's so exhausting that we just come back, we take the makeup off, and we go to sleep because we have to wake up at like... The next day. Four or five in the morning the next day. So a lot of these times, it's... A lot of the times. A lot of the times, yeah. Some of the times. Some of the times. Some of the times. Ah. But have you ever put makeup on? Like, oh, yeah, this is going to be good. Maybe. The Hooters, they live. You were... They had to turn you on. Well, I... Yeah. You can get... Back. Have you ever put makeup on him? He's been Wario. That's like the only really extreme makeup, aside from like clowny stuff. Wario? What is Wario? From Mario's arch nemesis. Oh, right. Oh, I'm sorry. He had like a prosthetic. I remember Wario. It was at San Diego Comic Con. I just stayed in character. Like all day. It was so much fun, but I really hate being in makeup. He couldn't handle the makeup. Because I saw you as Mario, but I did not see Wario. Oh, yeah. Oh, that Mario was really old. Oh, yeah. That was a long time ago, yeah. But the Wario he did at San Diego Comic Con, and he just couldn't handle it. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was in a fat suit for the entire day. I think Amazon's calling in. I don't know. Here we go. I hear something. Are you there, Amazon Eve? Am I there? There she is. That's Amazon Eve. Amazon Eve. Oh, my God. Say hello to Sig Neutron and Rani Rado. Hello. Are you there? Hello. Hello. Hey. Sig Neutron is another, I think, if you're trying to call her, I think she's on the line. Amazon, hello. Hold on. Are we going full freak tonight? Full freak tonight. We're going full freak tonight. Did you see the guests I have on tonight? This is full freak, Tim. I just asked them if they had sex with full body makeup on. Amazon Eve has been like, go ahead. Go ahead. After you. My favorite makeup is, I'm kind of She-Hulk without, okay, physically think of She-Hulk without the green. Oh, no. This guy, Sig is on the show, Sci-Fi Channel's show, Face Off, and he does amazing makeup jobs, and he can make a She-Hulk. Dude, can you? I can. That would be like one of the easy ones. I can do pretty much anything, really. Sky's the limit. I have the physique for it, so let's do that. Let's do it. Yes. I'm so excited to see you. Amazon Eve is six foot eight. She's the world's tallest model. Oh, my God. Yes. And I thought the highlight of her year would be the time that she wrestled me right over there and put me in a triangle choke, and I had to tap, but no. Yes. She actually has been cast on American Horror Story Freak Show, and she's calling from New Orleans where they're shooting. Is that right, Amazon? Yes, I am shooting here. I have to be careful. I can't say a lot about what I'm actually doing, guys. Okay? I understand that. I am in New Orleans. Should I call you Erica or should I call you Amazon? Because now people know your real name. Yeah, you guys can call me Erica now. Okay. This is the real me now. And I am Eve. I am both. Now, Erica, Amazon, I'm very confused, but how did the character that you're playing have the name Amazon Eve? That's crazy. It wasn't written that way, was it? No. Yes, it was. Really? They wrote a character book called Amazon Eve, and Amazon Eve showed up to audition and got the role. Well, no, no, no. Actually, no. Some guy-looking thing. Gosh, this is the funniest part. I can talk about this. Yes. When I auditioned, I auditioned looking like a guy. I went into this, and I flicked back my hair, just crushed my boobs, wore a flannel shirt. And that takes some pressure. You know, and I have these neutral finishes. I walk in there, and, you know, and I, and I, hi, how are you? I started walking in, and I met everybody. I said, oh, my God, look at all these fucking men everywhere, all my size. Oh, shit. That's your entire dating pool, because you like men. My entire dating pool was in this one room, and it's like, ah. Because I come to boob size. As most men do, right, to Amazon Eve. I'm 5'11". I come to boob size. And you like men that are at least 6'4", and these are all like 6'5 and above. Wow. Playing, I'm assuming. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. All these guys were all like above 6'8". Wow. Okay. Ooh. So they were as tall, if not taller than you. Yes. And I'm looking, you know, I'm looking like a really skinny-looking guy trying to be tough. Yeah. But inside the woman in you was just melting, right? Oh, yeah. Because some of these men were really good looking. You were getting a little wet. We're getting freaky. We're getting freaky, Erica. And the funniest thing is you kicked all their asses. Go ahead. I am now, I will admit at this moment, I'm probably polyamorous. I'm probably a bit transsexual. I just kind of experimented. No, no, that's what I was saying. So is this something that happened because you were in New Orleans? Or what happened with that? Because when you were out here, you were all the guys. Well, no, I like guys, too. But now you, a lot of, a lot of, there must be some. I told you I was heteroflexible. Yes, you did. And we did have. Outwardly, I'm heteroflexible. No, we had, we had her on with. And we're inwardly, I am a monster. Right. No, we had, we had you on with Tesla Coyle, who's a beautiful woman and some sparks flew. And I offered to give him a dark mark sandwich. And that didn't quite work out. But so, I mean, but you've been, you've told me you were on the phone last night. Yes, I got to call Amazon Eve in the wee hours of the morning last night. That in New Orleans, you've been catching a lot of burlesque shows. Oh, yeah. You all should look up Ricky Covett back in the day. And she used to be the world's tallest burlesque dancer. She was about 6'7", 6'8". And I've kind of admired her work. I'm trying to get ideas for things like that. So I am considering learning the very seductive art of burlesque. Oh, really? A new career goal for you. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what's new. I love the art form. You can do a solo. It's a dance solo. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh. I've got an American Horror Story question for you now. It's an amazing cast, as always. No, no, no. No, this is something, it has nothing to do with the show, has nothing to do with the script. Hold on. Hold on. Let me. Excuse me. I have to call Business and Legal Affairs on Fox. Hi. Okay. Hello. Hi, I'm Erica. I need to call Business and Legal Affairs over at Fox. Yes, this is Big's Business and Legal Affairs. Hello, Dick. It's Dark Mark. I know this is a Fox Network effect, but I have to talk to Dark Mark, because I really like him. He really lets me be me on his show. He's got other people, like, treats like me. He's really cool. Can I talk? Do not talk about American Horror Story. Do not. You do not talk about American Horror Story. You are not to talk about American Horror Story. Okay. This is the question I was asking, because it's an amazing cast. Everybody knows the cast. It's on the internet. Jessica Lange's on the show. Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Michael Chiklis. It's a powerhouse cast, as always. Amazing Emmy Award winners, Oscar winners. I know. Gabourey Sidibe, did you run into her on the set, and did she recognize you from the Carl Lagenfeld shoot you did together? Gabourey Sidibe from Precious. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Do you realize you're getting to do a really cool interview now? You're getting to the heart of celebrity stuff. Yes. I'm looking for an exclusive. I got Harvey Levin on speed dial. Let me sip some coffee. I'm not drinking coffee. In New Orleans, you're drinking coffee? Yes. I was in New York. It was cold. And when I walked into the room, I saw a few makeup artists. I worked with a few makeup artists. I worked with a few makeup artists. I worked with a few makeup artists. I worked with a few makeup artists. I worked with a few makeup artists. And I saw from a PA that I worked with before. And another director. And then all of a sudden, there she is. Deborah Sibardet, right over there. And I, oh my God, Academy Award winning. Wow. I was a little shy. And I didn't want to get into her space. So I just sat and got ready and did the shoot. And I did it with a beautiful model. And you can see that shot on the front page of my website. Right. I think it's a very beautiful shot. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. She's in the show, too. Who? Deborah Sibardet. Oh, yes, she is. Oh, yeah. Yes. So did you guys see each other on the set? And if so, did she recognize you? She probably will. She probably will. We are extraordinary. We are extraordinary women. I'll take that as a yes. I'll take that as a yes that you guys reconnected. Now, they did post a picture of you on Entertainment Weekly and all over the internet. What kind of reaction have you gotten from your fans? And this woman has a lot of fans. A lot of men want her to cuddle them. Only love. Only love. My favorite part are those people who said, you can't do it. You'll never make it. I love that. Oh, you made it. I did. Yeah. I mean, this is big. This is big time. This is a big show. Oh, God. There's so many talented people on this. Like, like crazy. She was so excited when she when she got the audition. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I saw her. I wonder if it was a great thing. Or maybe she didn't. I don't know. I can't control that. That's not what it's about. It's about submitting you. Oh, you submitted me. All right. This is to all my 50-bitch fans. Out to me. No, this is what I want to get to because I heard from a few of your fans today. As you said, your fans have been clamoring for you to come back on my show and talk for real. Because you do other interviews. They're not as candid. They're not as great as the interviews that I do with you. Oh, come on. I've done some great interviews. No, I know you have. But you told me. You said all my friends want you. All my friends want. All my fans want to know when I'm coming back on the show. And I had a couple of your fans like, oh, my God, Amazon Eves. Is she back in L.A.? I'm like, no, she's not. She's still in New Orleans. Yeah. My fan pages are. They have a life of their own. They do these things. People do this. They make fans. They take your picture. And they make funny things of you. Oh, do I look like that? Well, Sig's starting to get that because he's on SyFy. Oh, no, no. They make me look even taller. Oh, yeah. They scrunch down. What's up with that? Okay. You mean they hunch down and try to make themselves smaller so you look even bigger? Yeah. No, they actually Photoshop me even larger. Oh, wow. Is that a fantasy? What do you think is going on there? I think I would try, like. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. so tiny. Really? A woman could step on her, you know? Yeah. Yeah? I know. That's not me. I think there's something. I think that bone crunching sound, kind of like a bug, you know? Well, I know there's got to be a lot of men out there that would like to be at the bottom of your foot. That's a bad joke. Okay, Tita, don't get mad at me, okay? There's so many bugs. It's not the bug. I'll bet a lot of men worship your feet and want to be crushed by your gigantic feet. Is that right, Amazon? Gigantic. Well, compared to most people, yes. Yes, I have skis. You do have skis. They're big feet. Well, what is your shoe size? I never asked her. Well, they're small for my size. What is your shoe size? Big. Do they have... I'm size 45. Size 45 feet? Yes. 45? Yes. That's a woman's 45. Yeah. A Euro. That's a Euro. Oh, a Euro. Oh, Euros. Yeah, that's different. What about America? What is that? Size 20? Size 11 in UK. I think UK is closer. Can we bring it over to the United States? We're getting there. I don't shop for shoes in Thailand. I don't know... Okay, okay, okay. I'm equivalent to a man's 12 and a half. I wear a woman's 14. Okay. There you go. For a while, we have the same foot size, and I didn't think... No, that's interesting. But getting a high heel in my shoe size is probably quite difficult. I bet my penis was bigger. Oh. You're admitting it? Yes, I'm admitting it. This is a Dark Mark show exclusive. For the first time in the United States, Amazon Eve, I was going to wait until you came in in November, but you used to be a man. I don't like that word. You used to have a penis. Yeah. We got rid of that for two, Brent. Yeah. And I was... Because you divulged that on a Swedish network, and it has been on the internet. That was in 2004? Yeah, a lot. And do you miss it? Yeah. I started all this in 2004, and I finished in 2006. But I want to get something very straight before we get all political about it. All right? We'll do something political now. Can I get political? Let's get political. Let's get political. All right. Number one, you have a right to make mistakes when you ask questions. Okay? That's how you're going to learn. But you've got to be willing to understand when I talk about things like this, I might get a little passionate. Okay? We would want nothing less. My gender identity inside is the way I look at myself. It's a woman, a female. Right. And the body, the chassis. The body is... I had to fucking turn Superman into a woman. I don't think I did a bad job. I don't think you did either. I think I did something really cool. Randy's getting very emotional. I look at what I am not in the same way, not in the same way that transgender women have politicized their body, making it sort of this kind of like political third rail thing. But something called the extraordinary body, which I learned from the freak narrative, or the freak show narrative. Right. It's a tricky thing. Sure, it's kind of. I get this notion of years of self-hatred, of hiding, living in this place called self. I don't know if you'd call that a lie. By root, by derivation, it's living a deception. But right now you are where you want to be. Absolutely. You're a woman of desire. I feel really good being here. We're all about to cry here. You realize that? We're all very touched. There are so many people really proud of you, and I'm really proud of you just being yourself and making it, doing what you love and being yourself. That's really great. Yeah, it's exactly what that, I mean, it's a lesser skill, I guess, but it's like when we go out and we're these things, it's just like breaking the norm and being who you want to be and don't let society tell you anything different. Can we have group therapy now? Yeah. We're having group therapy right now. Come on, guys. We're having group therapy right now. Okay. Is your sound engineer inserting the sad-sounding violin music? No, no, no, no. No, there's no music. I don't hear it. This is real. This is reality. But we've all, everybody in this room and everybody, and this is why I have the show that I have and the guests that I have, is that, and that's why when I saw you, I thought you were perfect, even though, quite frankly, I had a suspicion that that was the case. But you were just so interesting, so fascinating, as you are now. And you were a great guest. You have been a great guest. You will be a future great guest. And it doesn't matter, really. First off, you're a beautiful woman. You're desired by men all over the world. And if somebody hears this, nothing's changed about you. If they hear this and they don't desire you anymore, did they really desire you in the first place? Right. I have lost it. You know, there's been some loss. I can't deny that there's that struggle. I don't want to get too political because, my God, there's just so much dark side. I want to try to shine a light on something more positive. Well, and I really, when you come in, when you get back in town in November, you are welcome to come on the show. And just you, me, and Josie will be in the studio. We're going to talk about, although we might have Sig and Randy come in there. Are we? We'd love to be here. I want to give you a big hug. Well, yeah. Seriously, guys. Can you come here? Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. For sure. So, yeah, we'll all have a big cry and it'll be good. And I got to say, too, like, to play back to what we were talking about, like, if you want to do any, like, She-Hulk or any kind of makeups, you let me know and let's do it. Please. Yes. I would love to do something like that. Let's do it. I'm all about it. I want to be, like, ultra monster. But can you, like, create armor? Can you make me a superhero, too? We can do everything. Oh, my goodness. How many experiments would that be? Me and Rainey together, we can make anything that you want. The size is the limit, honey. The size is the limit. Hold on. Marvel. Marvel. If you go on Marvel Studios. Hit. Hit. Hit. Right. Hey, Marvel. Amazon, when you get a chance, go to bizarroagogo.com. B-I-Z-A-R-R-O-A-U-G-O-G-O.com. You'll see what these people can do and the makeup that they do and the stuff. It's amazing. You know, it's amazing makeup. And just, there's pictures of her. Now, there's one that I posted of you. You're sort of a fish. Oh, the fish lady. Yeah, that's Maluma Del Rey. From the. Everyone, the comment I get a lot is DSLs. Oh. Which, it's true. It's true. She's got some big DSLs going on. It's true. I noticed. Do you do this on TV? Do you have a TV show? We're working on a web show. And then we're going to do a Kickstarter to kind of, like, fund it. Because, well, the Kyoto Brothers and us, we kind of don't want to go. We don't, first off, we don't want to go the big studio route. We kind of want to self-fund it with the crowdfunding. Because I feel like we all. We just want to do what we want to do without too many cooks in the kitchen telling us what to do. Because collectively, I feel like we have enough fans that we could actually support this endeavor without having to pitch it to a major studio. And FaceOff is helping the notoriety. It really is. Yeah. I have no complaints. I've, you know, we've been doing what we love for a long time. And one of the big reasons I went on FaceOff was to get some notoriety and have some clout. And that's what happened. So it's just, it's pulling all the way back to what we do originally. So I have no complaints. And how much did Evil Dead cost? Evil Dead 2. And it's amazing. Yeah. It's super low budget. If you're getting a few hundred thousand dollars, you can get something. I had, I don't know if you're familiar with the indie director, Hal Hartley. What indie director? Henry Fool, Simple Man. Anyway, he was on the show. And he did a Kickstarter. He did a Kickstarter for his movie, 385,000. Now, you know, the cast worked for, you know, scale or whatever. But he got the movie made. And it just premiered at the Toronto Film Festival. Everybody says it's a masterpiece. There you go. I said, how can you make a movie for 385,000? He's like, you know, I've been making movies for 20 years. I know how to do it now. With digital, you can do it. Exactly. Everything is so accessible to everyone. And you don't need these big studios to fund it. You just need like a little bit of money and you can go for it. And that's what's so great about the age that we're living in. And it's because information is so accessible. If you have an idea, you can pitch it without going to like Fox or any of these giant networks. Like you can just make it happen. And that's what's great. So before we go, where's the time go? It's five minutes left. I want to ask, first Sig, now people have to recognize you on the street with the show. What is the craziest story about somebody recognizing you? All right. Yeah. So Dragon Con, we went there. And my favorite. Story about Dragon Con is we're walking around and people are like, hey, because I was walking around with a couple of the other the face off people like Jason. We stayed at his house and Stella was there and we're walking around and these people are like, hey, are you guys the people from face off or are you guys cosplaying the people from face off? And I'm like, yes, that's amazing. I was like, yeah, well, you know, I feel like I'm cosplaying myself pretty well. That's hilarious. Yeah. No, it was like the coolest thing that I felt like could ever happen to me. It's like, are you really you or are you someone cosplaying you? But, you know, and by the way, Amazon, please call us back. I just texted you to do so. We just dropped the call. But I'm sure. Are you still there, Amazon? I am. OK. I thought we dropped the call. OK. No, he he. So you got people thought you were cosplaying yourselves. Yeah. And I'm sure I'm sure probably at the next Comic-Con or Monster Pelusa, there will be people cosplaying you. I wouldn't doubt it. I. I honestly hope so. I need to get my butt to Comic-Con. I've never been. Well, I wish you were because we're going to be a Kamikaze. Are you guys going to be a Kamikaze? We're going to be a Kamikaze. OK. We're going to do Popeye the Sailor Moon. Oh, I love it. The costume contest. Popeye the Sailor Moon version 2.0. So it'll be even more disturbing. Oh, well, good. I can't wait to get disturbed. But I don't know if I'll go out to the other side. But we're going to because, yeah, we're going to we're going to be doing interviews at Comic-Con. We're going to do a whole thing. But. That's great. So, I mean, the thing about your stuff is so unique. There's no way you're going to be at a convention looking at somebody like, God damn it, you did Popeye the Sailor Moon or all the crazy stuff that you do. And Amazon, what is the what's the you because you're famous all over the world. You have to have a story about a crazy story about somebody recognizing you. Oh, I've had a few. I've had I was in Australia once and I was at this little place. It's in Byron Bay. This isn't the Threesome story again, is it? No, no, no, no, no. This is beautiful, beautiful area. Kind of bohemian. And I was just having coffee. Boy. Boy. Boy. You didn't go to the zoo. Yes, I am. Oh, that's not a model. That's a model. I hope you guys heard that. That's my best. I'll see. Did it make? Any sense? I'm thinking that I heard it, but I don't say just just say no. It didn't make it. It made no sense. It didn't make any sense. Can you translate that to English, please? No, I know. Literally, there was a fellow like that. That's like deep. Aussie. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I just you feel that it's kind of imbued with the native native culture there. Did he did he ever to show you his boomerang or what happened there? No, no, no. He just just kind of famous. I'm sorry. Well, they just saw the. And I went I went I went I went to the outback. I did a lot of trades and seeing culture. And I hope I'm not going to get in trouble by Fox. And they go out there just making fun because I used to work in business and legal affairs. And I know it does. I love all the. Trust me. FX is not even going to know you're on this show. Amazon. Trust me. We've had no problems with everybody. But Amazon. First off, I. Because we're about to wrap up the show. And I can't believe we're going to have all three of you in the studio. When are you coming back? When are you going to be here in November? Right. I. Well, no, I'm coming back. I get to go to the premiere. I think it's on. It's on October 10th. Yeah. OK. I will be flying back. I get to go watch it for the first time. OK. But when you when you're in L.A. For good. But when you're in L.A. And you can you can. So you can spare. We can come by. We're going to get everybody in the studio and we're going to have a whole session. Maybe a little green paint. We'll see what happens. Yes. OK. But I do want to say I'm glad we got the phone situation finally. Finally done. Because I appreciate you telling us your story. We were all moved by it. We're all proud of you. For sure. Yes. I didn't. I didn't just come out from Sweden. I came out. I came out from Sweden. I came out from Germany. And. And. All the Latin cultures. All the Latinas. Latinas. And Japan. So now the 30 people that listen to our show know it too. So. But it's a courageous thing that you did. But as I said, you are where you want to be now. You are where you where you thought when you when you had that massive penis. And I'm sure it was quite quite a place. Oh, please, please, please. Don't talk about it like that. But you you were you were this person inside and you've become this beautiful woman that you are. and you're on America's Horror Story. You are acting with Oscar winners and winners, and you are just as good as they are, I'm sure. Definitely. You're doing it. That's amazing. So thank you, Amazon Eve. We're going to watch American Horror Story premieres on FX October 8th? Yeah. October 8th. I read it on the bus on the way over. Oh, my God. And so we got to wrap up here, but Sig is in Face Off, and that's every Wednesday, is it? Tuesday. Tuesday night. Yeah, and they also do the tweet-offs, so every Tuesday from 9 to 9.50 Pacific time. No, Eastern time. No, I'm sorry, Eastern time. So we got to 6 to 6.50 if you're on the West Coast. Yeah, the West Coast. Just use hashtag Face Off and tweet about your favorite contestant, and you can help them win a fan favorite for the season. Vote for Sig. We want Sig to win, and if you see what he does, it's amazing. And, Randy, you're going to be a fan of the season. You're amazing as well. And you guys have been great guests, and I look forward to November, October, whenever it is when we get all three of you in the studio. But first off, congratulations. I hope you win. And whoever recommended you to me, I know Josie said she did, but she's full of shit. They were right. You guys are fantastic. Oh, thank you. And honestly, she's beautiful, but she's not out of your league. You guys, I can see it together. We're two weirdos. You're two weirdos. It's great. It's great. It's great. I would love that. I can't wait to find my weirdo, too. Anyway, so watch Face Off, vote for Sig, Randy, and go to Bizarro A Go-Go. There's a lot of stuff. He sells oils, too. He sells soaps. Soaps, oils, and you smell so good. Josie was talking about that. Yeah. Yeah. Prince posters. So if you want to jerk off to Randy in one of her cosplay outfits, you think people are buying those posters and just putting them on the wall? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You should buy two. One to hang on the wall, and one for, for the splooge. That's right. So, and get the book, Bizarro A Go-Go. It's on Amazon. It's on their website. Sig, Randy, Amazon Eve. Erica, I'm sorry. Excuse me, Erica. Erica. Erica's fine. Erica. It's been wonderful, and everybody have a wonderfully creepy week. It was great talking to you. It was so nice talking to you. You're awesome. Can't wait to meet you. Thank you, guys. There's a whole lot of awesomeness on this show. I like to meet you guys in person, so let's have like a big group. We're going to do it. Yes. I would love that. Make it a big group meeting. We would all love it. Yes. Why don't we do that and host a comedy show at the same time? I think that's a good idea. We'll figure it out. And everybody, while we're going to make plans, have a wonderfully creepy week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.! Thank you.