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We haven't seen yours. We haven't seen Marley's yet. We have not. Marley, can we see your titties? Yes. Da, da, da. Oh, pretty. Oh, they're beautiful. Oh, those are really nice. Can you stand up and point them toward this camera? Sure. Because they're just stunningly beautiful. Those are so pretty. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Can you do a jumping jack? Can I? Bounce up and down on your toes. Or just bounce something. Yeah, keep going like that. Now wiggle from left to the right. There you go. Jump again. Up and down. Faster. Faster. Faster. They're really nice. Thank you, Marley. Yay. Marley Blaze is showing us her beautiful, fabulous titties. All right. Now, I think, I don't know how you feel about this. It's snappy. Sparky. Sparky. I have to write that down. Like spark plug. Sparky. Sparky. Now, you showed them to me before. Do you want my boobs out or in? Keep them out, baby. Okay. Keep them out. Sure. May I see your titties? Sure. Are you going to allow? Are you going to allow us to see them on camera or no? I'm about to sign a release, so I guess. But neck down would be better. Neck down would be better. So can I tweet a picture right now? Okay. The camera's with her. Boobs only. Boobs only. This is just for me. No one, the camera cannot see them for me. So don't take any photos. Okay. Oh, no. Boobs only. Just no face. Just leave her face out of it. You can do titties to show face. Yeah. Anonymous boobs. Oh, my God. These are fucking beautiful. Thank you. Squeeze them together. They are beautiful. They take one on one hand and just squish. And then smush them together. And go jugga, jugga, jugga, jugga, jugga, jugga. Isn't that the best thing ever? Like ever? Oh, in heaven. Oh. Take a vine. Take a vine. I'm going to. I'm just taking a photo first. Can you do a vine on that camera? What's a vine? The seven second video. You know what? Actually, a vine has a new policy. No nudity? Yeah. What's up with that? For this? Oh, my God. For this? Because they don't want people shooting boobie pictures. Oh, well, boo-hoo. I know. I know. Because kids might see it. Because kids might see a boob and have nightmares. Oh, gosh. I know. I know. Because you know we all are going to have sex someday. Okay. I know. Playing with one of the most beautiful sets of titties I've ever played with. All her. Nature born. We've been at home for a while. What's wrong with that? No biting. No biting. Nice only to her. She's a, she's a, she's a gentle. Be gentle. Be gentle. A little. Wow. Whoa. Yeah, she said a little. I'm not generally into pain. I grew up getting scared. Did you hear that? Wow. That's so cute. That's the sound of happiness. No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, no. Can you enjoy playing from the submissive role in a kinky scene? Isn't that interesting? I've, I've played both roles, actually. Tell me. I did a, a pretty interesting femdom scene one time in Florida. I bet you were very good at being a femdom. I've got some good pictures. I bet. I can show you. You know what? I can totally see that in you. I can. And ask Nina. When, when Nina and I, we waited 26 years before we did our, our, our first sex scene together. We'd had, we'd been in scenes together. She fucked me with a radish once. The daikon. A radish. It was a daikon. A daikon, yeah. A daikon radish. But we never really got to go out of, until, for 26 years. And it was so worth the wait. Absolutely. But I kept thinking, I am so going to fuck her up. I am just going to take over. I'm going to be, all these things I've wanted to do to, or to do to Nina after all these, all these years, I'm going to actually do them. And Nina had the same thought. She was like, you look like a fish. You look like, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, back and forth, back and down. I call the rotisserie school of sex because, you know, who's on top, who's on top, who's on top. But we have something that Stevie's going to help us with, aren't we? Are we going to put our dildos first? I don't. We've got, okay, each of us have a screaming O bullet. I've just turned mine on. How do I help this? Are you just? My turn. Mine didn't work. I drew it. You're going to, you're going to be reading some parents and positions. Positions. Oh, okay. But not quite yet. But wait till we get them in. Everybody get yours in. And my, my, my thought here is most people use a bullet on their clit and a bullet for me is not strong enough. So I thought my clit is inside. And if I put this inside my pussy, it'll hit your G spot beyond my G spot. It could work. It might work. So what have we done? We have tied a knot in the, in the condom. Why are we doing that? Because we do. We do not want body fluids to be in contact with an electrical device, even though it has a gasket. Something might happen. Well, then I better get a condom. Wait, we're used to getting shocked on this show. I don't, my pussy. I don't care. I'm doing a wet mine. Uh oh. Ginger is licking. Ginger is old school. I, I am, I, Ginger is old school. I am stuck being a nurse. Well, he needs to be really clean. Sparky, is yours in there? Oh, she's dancing over there. I'm trying to get it past my, I'm trying to get it past my. She's dancing. I'm trying to get it past my G spot, which is like, okay, up in there, get in there. It's like, I'm going in. Oh my God. Marley's working on hers. Oh, mine went sideways. Your chairs rock because if they do. Oh. Rocking in your chair. I have never put. This is weird. Is it weird? Why is it weird? Oh. Oh. And it rained. A, a bullet in my pussy before. I've always used it on my out, on the outside. And I'm going to put my pants. Oh. Stand up. Oh, stand up. Oh my God. Everyone's going to stand up. It's a, it's a. It's a whole different thing when you stand up. Oh, it is. Oh my goodness. Oh. It's very, it's a very deep, it's a deep. Yeah. It's way up there next to my cervix. It's really deep. Nice. Very subtle. Very, very subtle. Very, very subtle, subtle. I want mine way, way, way up inside. Good luck on that. She's just shaking her. I got to get mine in there. Screaming, oh, deep, deep, deep inside. I've had, I just put mine up as far as I could inside my pussy. When I sit down, when I sit down, I can't feel it as much as when I'm standing up. Interesting. Oh. I'm standing up. Oh. I'm standing up and I'm pressing my pelvis back and forth. Yeah. Wow. What about if you shake to the left or right? This is terrible. Right or left? And the right. I. No, it's. Oh, try wiggling from the left to the right. So this is Nina sitting on the chair and humping the chair to dulls it. Sitting still is fun, but first. Okay, Nina's now wiggling. I don't think this is coming out until the battery's gone. Anything from left to right? Or it's still, it's hard? I can feel it best when I'm standing still standing up. Interesting. My hips wanting to slide out when I wiggle too much. I know. I'm a juicy girl. I'm a juicy girl too. Ginger and I are so opposite each other. So she's Midwest. I'm from the left coast. She's military. I'm good for one. I'm a dry girl. Who was a lube junkie. She's a naturally wet girl. Lube. Who needs lube? Let's get some spit. Baby. Just. I know. I know. We love her. We love. Come on. We love Ginger Lynn. You know it's funny though. Like I will. I'm a lube junkie. I'm a lube junkie. I'm a lube junkie. I'm a lube junkie. I'm a lube junkie. I'm a lube junkie. Like I will push, you know, some type of dildo or something inside of me and my vagina will just push it right back out. It's very strong in there. It's like, fuck. And the more orgasms I have, like if I've got something in there that maybe is shaped with a wide base and it's thinner at the top, it'll get stuck in there. What? It'll get stuck. No. No. It'll, I'll have an orgasm so hard that it'll just suck it up inside and to pull it out, it hurts. Wow. That happens when you fist somebody and you have to wait for them to relax, get your hand back. That's right. I've never fisted somebody. Have you ever been fisted? Because it's a lot of fun. You know, funny story. Yes. The last time that I worked for Kink, I asked the to do or to not to do, you know, whatever. I said not to and found out somebody did. They fisted you even though you said not to. Yeah. Oh, hey. How did that go? Did you enjoy it? You know, I mean, I don't really know. It was, the whole. Did it feel good? Event was awesome. Cool. Cool. It was a great, awesome experience. So I, you know, it is what it is. And yeah, I mean, I guess. If her hands are very small, I can take it. I would maybe let it happen again. I guess that just has to be the right. Fist. Right. I mean, it can't be some ginormous fist. Okay. Go right ahead. Stevie. All right. Give myself and the beautiful Miss Marley Blaze our first girl, girl position. We're going to see if we can get through. How many we can get through. And I'm loving this inside my pussy. I turned mine sideways now because it was sliding out. So I put it going sideways. Sideways. Interesting idea. And it's that way. It's not trying to come out anymore. It's just kind of hanging there. It's hanging out. Huh? Yeah. I like that. Sparky's in the back, just rocking in her chair. She's a happy girl. All right. What is the very first? How many different lesbian sex positions are there? There are. We have. Oh, and they're written out. They're worded out. They gave you real instructions here. These are. Yeah. All right. Just in case you don't know what a picture looks like. You have the real deal. Do we have photos too? No. Oh. That's what I'm saying. They gave you the real deal. That's because they know women will read the instructions. All right. Let me take my belt off here before because I don't want anything that's going to be uncomfortable. All right. So what's the first position? The first position, we need a receptive partner. Okay. On their hands and knees. All right. Do you want to be receptive or do you want to be the giver? Yeah. Receptive. I think I will be the receptor. The receptor. You know. Let me get out my saran wrap. Okay. Nina will kill me if I don't. All right. I'm not really sure what that means. Saran wrap is for a barrier. It's a barrier. Okay. Oh. Between you and Ginger. Oh. During this hot lesbian action. Sure. Oh, no. Have you ever had saran wraps? Ever received saran wrap sex? So a lot of people. The secret to good saran wraps oral sex, as you know, Miss Lynn, is to put lube between her and the saran wrap. Well, I don't know what the first position is. Oh. I'm getting my props out. I heard receptive female, which would today be you. Yes. All right. Okay. So we've got Marley Blaze is going to be the receptive. So she has to be on her hands and knees on the floor. Correct? Correct. Do you want me down there now? Yes. All right. Get into position. Here I go. Here she goes, folks. And we're going to have the camera. Let's have your head face. Which way is better? Jenny? She's looking. Her head facing that way. Okay. Hands and knees. We have Marley Blaze on the ground. On her hands and knees. Okay. Now. This is interesting. Now the active partner kneels behind her. All right. Get my saran wrap out. And you have to kneel behind with your head between her legs. Well, I have to. You can't kneel. No. She would have to be in her bed. That physically doesn't work. If she kneels behind her, she'd be wearing a strap on. Her face between her legs should be on her tummy or her back. Well, these lesbians are very. Very. Well, no. Let's see if I can lick her pussy from this position. What's this? The receptive partner is on her hands and knees. And the active partner kneels behind with her head between her lover's legs. Oh, I kneel behind? Yeah. It's kind of confusing. My neck hurts listening to that. I'm thinking that I've got my head between. And it's also a good position for analingus. Oh, for analingus. So it's exactly what I was thinking. Is it? I'm trying to figure this out. Kneel. Ginger's kneeling behind. We're trying to. I understand this. We're trying to figure out what's going on here. So Marley's wearing these beautiful, actually bright blue, bright pink shorts. Okay. Oh, Marley's coming up. Oh, hello. They've changed it. Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. She's got this beautiful, lightsome, young body. Just a beautiful cookie. Oh, you've got puke and hair. But not in the way. You've got a heart. It's beautiful. But it's totally not in the way. I think, honestly, forget lesbian position. I think, Marley, she laid her back. You should put some lube on her cookie and put that saran wrap on top of her cookie and do that. We have a bunch of positions. Okay. Take your bra off. Let's just try and order. Oh, man. Oh, pretty. Okay, let's just go back to number one. Isn't that what we're at? No, I was looking and I thought, I didn't know we were doing all of them. Oh, well, what was number one then? Number one is the receptive partner lies on her back on a bed. Okay, lie on your back. On your back. With your legs spread. Legs spread. The other woman props herself up on her elbows between her legs. Don't forget, during all this time, we have a buzzing vibrator inside of Marley. Okay. All right. Now, I'm going to need someone to hold the microphone. All right, so, Stevie, bring your list down. Hold the microphone. You're going to have to go back and forth between myself. And I'm here to say that Marley looks beautiful on her back. I can see if you look at the right channel, she has a beautiful. Yes, ma'am. Here it be. All right. Okay, so they're passing the gun oil over. This is a silicone-based lube. It never gets gummy or sticky. And now, so I've poured cold lube onto Marley. It's room temperature. It's not cold. It's freezing cold. I'm Marley Blaze's hot, fiery pussy. Now, here's my plastic wrap. I'm going to slide this over Marley's pussy. And this, people, and Marley can hold the top so that herself, so Ginger can use her hands. So this, people, is really important. If you make the piece of plastic wrap. If you're going to stick it on Marley's butt. You're going to stick it on Marley's butt. You're going to stick it on Marley's butt. You're going to stick it on Marley's butt. his butt and won't move. You can have safe cunnilingus the very first time you meet somebody. This is when you talk about safer sex. Oh, yeah. This is amazing. When you talk about safer sex, this is one of the things we do to have safer sex. I didn't realize that was going to be... Feel as interesting, as good, yeah. The lube behind it is the secret. The secret is to put lube between the saran wrap and the pussy. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know we were actually going to have lesbian sex. This is the beauty of being with Ginger Lynn. What can I say? You'll have to come back and, you know, I'll strap it on and show you a really good time with the Hitachi. Make you do a lap dance. Yeah. This is nice. Wow. Oh, Ginger is just down there. She's got her butt... Who wouldn't be down there? Marley's cookie is really, really appealing. It's tight and pretty and shaved and nicely groomed with a cute little heart-shaped patch of pubic hair discreetly out of the way of the working parts. Mm. Now what I'm doing is I'm taking... Marley is holding the plastic from the top and I've got the base of my hand, the flat part, and I'm pressing it up against her asshole. I'm pressing and then releasing. I'm going to take my thumb and press it up against her asshole, make little circles all the way around. Make your thumb and just slide it into her pussy to push the vibrator back up in her a little bit. I'm going to slide my finger back up. Do you need a glove? I'll get you a glove. No, I'm good. Yay. No, we've got plenty of plastic. Yay. And I'm sliding the vibrator back up inside as deep as I can. Slowly, just using the plastic. My finger is pushing the screaming-out vibrator up inside. And Marley is not unhappy. This is really nice. I'm trying now. I'm curling my finger up. I'm trying to get the back of the vibrator, of the screaming-out bullet, to touch the vibrator. I'm trying to get to touch the vibrator. I'm trying to get to the back of Marley's G-spot. And I'm just using my finger, feeling those little ridges, circling it around the vibrator. And I'm not even taking my finger out. I'm just making circles inside where the vibrator is vibrating on my finger. Nice. On Marley's pussy. And I get to watch. Yay. My life does not suck. And Marley seems to be enjoying it, pulling my finger back out. Now again, I'm going to press my whole hand as hard as I can. And put the heel of your hand towards her puss so it's pushing that in there indirectly. You're such a naughty girl, Ginger. I am a naughty girl. Just sliding it up and down now. Now these are just, we've got plenty. Oh. Of lesbian sex positions. What's next, Stevie? Okay. The next position says, um, the receptive woman sits in a chair, so. Receptive woman sits in a chair. We have to get something clean for Marley to put her pretty butt on because she would bury Marley in there. She would bury her in there. She would bury her in there. Chair butt on chair, not good. Oh, the towels are in the dryer. Are there any clean towels? I'll have to go fly over there and see. You know what? Let's just put this on the, on the chair. Oh, with the fascinator blanket. You can get the fascinator blanket from the folks at Liberator, which is, it's a water, it's a waterproof and squirt-proof barrier, machine washable. And they're going to put it over the chair, put the satin side down on the chair. Cool. I can feel that. Cool. Slide a chair right over here. I know, isn't that nice when you're pussy? Let me get the, let me get the, this metal chair. Okay. Oh, it does not roll. That's a good idea. I love feeling my pussy. We've got. I love feeling my pussy vibrate the whole time that every move that I make. It's very subtle. It's very low key. It's really, really nice. Hold on, baby. No bear cooking on any furniture. That is Nurse Nina's work. When Nurse Nina's here, we're much more. I know you are because you're all. Careful. All right. Not on my watch. So we have the chair. So the recipient is going to be sits on the chair. Which will once again be the wonderful Miss Marley Blaze. Who has been so nice as to loan her beautiful self to our depravity here. All right. She's in the chair. No, we need. Okay. So we now her face has disappeared, but her cookie is right there. And now you're down on your knees. The active partner. Marley has become a headless wonder, but we know she's not really headless because she's a whole person and we'll see her again when we're done here. If we have to choose between the cookie and the face right now, let's go. The cookie, I think. So what are we doing to the cookie? And now you just make love to her in this position. I just make love to her in this position. All right, Marley, I'm going to give you the microphone and maybe you can describe what I do to you. Oh. Until she can't talk anymore. Okay. All right. So she is scratching me from my neck down my stomach between my breasts and right here rubbing me. In a very slow fashion. In a very slow fashion up to my neck. Oh. Applying pressure to my neck. I like that a little bit. Drop your head into my hands. Into my hands. Drop it as far as you can. Lean forward. Lean forward and drop it until you're uncomfortable. Drop it until you can't do it anymore. This is your game. You're doing it however hard you want it. Boy, Ginger, you have really learned a thing or two. Lean forward. Lean forward. Drop your neck. You just learned a thing or two. Drop your neck and just let your weight go and when you're uncomfortable that's when you stop. Just trust me. I'm not going to tighten anymore. This is actually how you do play with breath and power in the bedroom. And you should get a little light-headed and the farther you fall the lighter the head you're going to get. Now I'm going to push you back. That's all you get of that for now. Fun, isn't that fun? Right in. Yeah. I'm sliding my fingernails underneath and all around a circle on your left titty. I think is that your right titty or your left? And now I'm going to flick your nipple. Just flick it a little bit. It's making love to you in my own special way. Now running my fingers across Marley Blaze's titties over the other one. Going in with my mouth. I'm just going to take a little bite. I'm going to take a little bite. I'm going to take a little bite. I'm going to take a little bite. Ginger is on Marley's breast. Oh, gee. And Nina has just entered into the action. She is massaging Marley's head. She's coming really close. Oh, yeah? And Marley's smiling from ear to ear. Well, thank you. How are you feeling there? I feel amazing. I wish you guys could see this. I love it when you hear it. If you're just listening to this, I'm going to be really excited. I'm going to be really excited. I'm going to be really excited. I'm going to be really excited. If you're listening, I wish you could be watching. This is so pretty. Oh. So we're going to have some baby take. Right now, Ginger has gone down. She is. What I'm doing right now is I'm biting. I'm biting down the inside of Marley's place. And now I have Nina on the back of Marley's neck and shoulders. And Ginger down there between Marley's pretty legs. Take a little bit of chocolate bites out of your side. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Nina is all over the back of Marley's neck. Nina's doing a number on that neck. It's great. Oh. I'm going in for the belly button. I have chills like hanging out. Marley, you must have been a very good girl. Oh, I think I was. That song that you're listening to is Marley's belly button being tongue fucked. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, this is so pretty. I wish you could see it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It really is nice. Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Voice is firm. Oh. God, is that better? Oh, no. Nina's playing with Marley's pretty tits. Oh. How's that, Marley? Very nice. Is that a good spot? Marley is a very happy girl. Is that a good one? All right. Stevie, do we have any more positions now? We were in position number two. Yes. And I think Marley's very, very happy. Yeah. Are you happy that you came on the show? I'm very happy. This has got to be the best radio experience ever. Nina, how are you doing back there? Oh, I have my hands touching the saran wrap, and I have a flat four fingers doing that lovely circle jerk on a click. That's the best. You know, so you're just... Here, I'll help you. Thank you. You're welcome. So I'm just playing her... We're going to let the girls keep playing. We're going to take a quick little break here. We're not going anywhere. We've got so much more when we come back. You're listening to Mound Monday on Blame It On Ginger with Ginger Lynn, our special guest, Marley Blaze. We have Nina Hartley. We're celebrating her pre-birthday, which is tomorrow. Don't forget all about her. And Marley is one of your presents, Nina. But Ginger's going to take my spanking. I'm going to be giving you a spanking. No, no, you're going to take my spanking. Okay. You're going to take it for your birthday? Yeah. You're going to take my spanking from me. I will take your spanking from you. I will absolutely do that. I will give you my spanking tomorrow. I will take your spanking from you then. We've got Sparky in studio in the back showing us her beautiful titties. It's just making my day, heaven. Who else have we got here? Stevie! Stevie! Follow me on Twitter. I am Blame It On Ginger. Follow Marley Blaze. M-A-R-L-E-Y-B-L-A-Z-E-X-X-X. Follow Nina at Nina Land. That's where you want to follow us. On Twitter. We're not going anywhere. Also go to gingerlandauctions.com. We will be right back here on Skid Row Studios. Listen to the blast. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. If you're naughty and you know it, then your dick will surely show it. If you're naughty and you know it, get it here. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. That's at gingerlynauctions.com. 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Make sure that you're a safe place so you're not going to get arrested or fired. Ladies, if you're listening, put your hand between your legs and just ride along with Marley. Because she is clearly a very fine ride. I can tell. Quality goods, as we say. Enter to my house. I like dirty girls. I like dirty, dirty girls. Just like you. I want to put my face between Marley's legs. And to suck on her clit until she comes all over your face. I want to fuck her with my tongue like it's a cock. I want to slide it in and out of her hair. I want to slide it down to her taint. I want to suck in that little space between her pussy and her asshole. I love doing that, too. I love that spot on her thigh. I love when I get two fingers into the front hole and one thumb in the back hole and pinch on the taint. And pinch and pull it. I'm going to lick it while you do that. Yeah. And just pinch the taint and make it like spit balls with your thumb and just pull on that. You guys are awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Yay, Marley Blaze. Marley Blaze. Sparky, how you doing over there, baby girl? I'm good. You're good? Yeah. I love this. Do you guys have any, like, hand sanitizer? Yes. No, I do. I do. Do you? Okay. We've got baby wipes and we've got Clorox. Oh, baby wipe. You want a baby wipe? Let me get your baby wipe. Oh, that was fucking amazing. So much fun. Oh, my gosh. You are amazing. Now, we're getting prepped here. Now, it's about time for Nina to get her birthday spanking, which for some reason I'm getting today. And then we're going to bring in our next wonderful guest. We have more people? Yay. We have more guests today. Yes, I've never, ever done this. Then our next guest is going to be Delilah. Yes. Delilah will be with us soon. Well, yay. She's already here. She's already ready. I'm going to take my mic. Ginger's pulling out. Her bullet. Her gizmo. You know what? My bullet is sliding out. It's slipping out. My pussy is so wet. Yeah. I'm just going to take it out. I'm going to. She's licking it. Oh, she's sucking it. Well, mine glows in the dark. Wow. Did mine glow in the dark? Mine didn't glow. Some of them glow and some of them don't. Did mine glow? Yeah, mine does. Mine doesn't glow. Yours glows. Mine glows. Yours. Do you want mine? Take mine. Oh, maybe if I pushed it again. No, yours definitely goes. Yeah. Let me turn mine on. It's yours. Try it again. Try it again. I'll get you another one. Oh, that's okay. We're getting a whole box full shipped to us. Wow. That's a great little gizmo. Here's your baby wipe, sweetheart. All right. Thank you. So before we bring Delilah in, I am going to get Nina's birthday spanking. You say it's your birthday. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. Isn't that. Happy birthday to ya. I think that's a copyright. Da-da-da-da-da-da. No, not if you just do it. If you fake it. It's say it's your birthday tomorrow. Got it. Okay. Okay. And tomorrow I'm going to say happy birthday to you. And I can't sing in a tune. So it doesn't matter. This is why we're not singers. All right. Yeah. Praise be. Do a sexy birthday song. You know the traditional happy birthday isn't public domain either. I know. Isn't that weird? Oh. Yeah, it's not exactly. Nina's got something. I don't know what she's got. So this is called a wampum. A wampum. W-H-O-M-P. Oh, I'm wearing not sexy underwear today. I'm wearing. No, no. You're wearing. I'm wearing polka dot little. No, she's wearing cute black cotton panties. Can you see them? Yeah. Here. I'm moving the camera down. Moving the camera down. Black cotton panties that. Polka dot. With little polka dots on them. Little polka dots on my booty. I think she looks freaking adorable. I think she looks freaking adorable. Here we go. Oh, I'm getting my ass pulled out. There we go. My ass. So this is a wampum. This is a. How is it Nina's birthday and I'm getting my ass whipped? That's what I want to know. And you don't even want to know how old I am. Here's what we're going to do, sweetheart. Oh, I'm getting a smack for every. Because I have two of them. What the fuck are those? These are called wampers. Yeah. Wampers. You're going to love them. So. I'm going to love them. You will. Let me hear them beat against each other. Those are pretty wampy. So I'm going to be 55 tomorrow. What's half of 55? Is 20. 26 and a half. 22. 22. Okay. So I'll do 23 of these. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm ready. Can you count? I'll try. Yes. One. Two. Three. Ooh. Four. Ooh. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty. Twenty-one. Twenty-two. Twenty-three. That was a half. I'd go to 55 if I were you. Oh, okay. I'm going to go fast. Okay. Just go. Yep. Three. Four. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Forty. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Forty. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Fif. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Yay. Aren't those fun? Fabulous. Those are fabulous. A wampum. What are they called? They're called wampers. I have never experienced a wampum. I will get the website for these and I will make it available through the show by next week. You know what? Those were fantastic. Can I hold one for a second? Absolutely. I just want to feel it in my hand. What's really nice about them is the gentleman in question is going to make them available to veterinarians and horse care people for horse massage. Oh. Because if you hit a horse with something too light like a whip, it reminds them of a fly bite. Oh. But this is a deep thump. What this is a fly bite? It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. It's a deep thump. But this is a deep thump. What this has is there's a metal bar. All the way through. That goes all the way through. And then there's a rubber padded foam on the outside. And there's some stainless steel shot inside as well. And the whole thing has been dipped in vinyl. Oh, is it vinyl? Yeah. So it is, it's not waterproof. It's water resistant. You can sterilize it. You can wipe it down. You can use alcohol on it. You can use a bleach solution on it. These are amazing. And if you like the violet wand game, if you are touching the violet wand, these are electrified. So if you have your finger here and their flesh here, you can go whomp whomp zing, whomp whomp zing, if you're really, really mean, which I would never do. I've got mine here. You have a violet wand? I have a violet wand. I've got the violet wand outside. I'm missing an attachment. Where's the Hitachi? But we wouldn't need it. Where's the Hitachi? I love the Hitachi. We did get a Hitachi. Do you need to? No, I'm just like, I love the Hitachi. I just want it. We've got that one too. I want it nearby in case. We've got that one too. Oh my gosh. Do we have, they'll get a contact? Yeah. Do we have, they'll get a condom for the end of it? And do you have an extension cord for it? Do you want to masturbate? No, I just wanted to know. Oh no. We've got the Hitachi. Yeah, it's always here. We've got the Hibari magic wand. We've got every wand that there is. Or maybe later. We're going to take a really quick break here right now. And then bring in somebody, right? So that we can bring in our next wonderful guest. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn. You can follow me on Twitter, Blame It On Ginger with Nina Hartley. You can follow her at NinaLand. And we've got Stevie. And our wonderful guest. Hi. Marley Blaze. Marley Blaze. Woo. XXX. And who's on the end? Sparky. That's you. Hi, all. The voice of God. We'll be right back on Mountain Monday on Blame It On Ginger. Hi, Ginger Lynn here. Again, still, always. For everything naughty. For everything nice. For all of your porn stars. Plus Ginger and Spice. Go to gingerlynauctions.com. Come play and take home a piece of Cassandra Cruz, Nikki Delano, Maybe Penthouse Pet, Jenna Rose, Naomi Banks, Nina Hartley, Cindy Starfall, Mia Gold, Imani Rose, Elizabeth Starr, Aubrey Adams, Jodi Taylor, Jackie Joy, Erica Loren, Trinity Ray, Hyapasha Lee, Carolyn Fox, Annie Cruz, Savannah Ginger, Nikki Hunter, Kristine, and I'm your host, Nikki. Ms. Ms. And more are all available for you at gingerlinauctions.com. Thank you. She said, now show me what you've got. She looked so purely hedonistic as my insides went ballistic for the money shot. And as the rhapsody subsided, dewy-eyed and thoughtfully spoken, she confided her misguided plan to me. And she smiled like a child and she said, I want to live a lifeless life. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. Surrender to the force that lies within. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. She'd always been a wandering vine. She grew up fast and filled out faster as she soon became the master of the finish line. And while she lacked sophistication, there would be no limitations to the lengths of deprivation in her prime. She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen. I'll live a life that's so divine. Just sipping wine and blowing lines with Charlie Sheen. I'll be in all the magazines. They'll tell me no one's looked so fine in 69 since Tracy Lord's was sweet 16. And she smiled like a child when she said, I want to be like Ginger Lynn. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. Now, why do they say they want to live a life of sin? I want to be like Ginger Lynn. I love the bones. I love the song that they wrote. I love our show title song. It's kind of cool to have a song that I want to be like Ginger Lynn. It's awesome. It's really fucking awesome. But the idea of sin comes from the greater culture. You come from Finland. You come from the middle of the country where you grew up with the notion of sin. And you didn't believe it, but it still is there. I don't understand. I don't understand the notion of sin. I don't believe that anybody. You mean that Christianity thing didn't take with you? Yeah, not so much. No, not so much. Not so much. Not so much. We are back on Blame It On Ginger. It is Mound Monday. I am Ginger Lynn with. Nina Hartley. And. Sparky. And. Stevie. And. Delilah Davis. Delilah Davis just joined us. Let's give her a big hand. Yay. And last but certainly not least. And. Marlee Blaze. Marlee Blaze still sitting here naked eating some fruit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm just, you know, let's go back. I'm in the Garden of Eden already. It's like naked girls eating fruit. Yay. Yummy. Way better than a cigarette. Way better. You know what? This is my favorite day ever. But I've gotten to lick pussy. I've gotten to have vibrators inside of me. I've gotten to. I just. I love my job. You said opposite naked women. Because your life sucks. Yes. But the only problem is right now is Delilah walked in. And Delilah, I feel that now I could be wrong here. And you're totally fine telling me if I am. But I feel like you're a little overdressed for the situation. I think you have too many clothes on. I think you have too many clothes on. At least in the waist up. We're not going to make it. Since the table's in the way. I don't. I mean, I know that Marlee's naked. But for now. Oh, pretty bra. Beautiful. Delilah Davis has dark hair, dark eyes. Again. Beautiful tan. A lovely caramel skin. A bright smile. My type. Nice wavy hair. Da, da, da, da. Nice. Pretty. Yay. Beautiful titties. You know what? Wow. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love, love, love, love natural titties. We've got two pair in the studio. Delilah, would you mind? Four out of five pairs of boobs in the studio are natural. And not that I don't like unnatural titties. No, no, no. Something about. Something about unnatural titties. Something about factory issued tits are just pretty awesome. There's just something about. Something about them. Yeah. The way they're going. Delilah, how would you feel if I came over and put one in my mouth? You could do that. Would you mind? No. No. You're absolutely fine saying no. I don't. I usually don't. I say no. Oh, yeah. You like her. I like her too. Okay. I'm coming in. Ginger Lynn is now approaching Delilah Davis. Yes. And she is kneeling next to Delilah. And she is looking to the side of Delilah's left areola and just really sinking her mouth into the flesh of the breast. Her eyes are closed. She's working so slowly, slowly, slowly. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. mouth Delilah yeah I bet if Ginger's I bet if Ginger's left hand left her left hand Ginger's left hand could probably man oh oh my gosh okay so now you know what now we have Marley in on the game she is going to very sweetly for us go and approach Delilah's right breast oh yay so Delilah can just toss her head back and close her eyes and just feel what it feels like to have two beautiful women oh I get it no same time so enjoy yourself as you wish Delilah and uh but the two women just uh oh and now her nips are so pretty and perky yeah so you've now been properly you've been properly baptized onto the show um so now you know what you're in for next time well and do you feel welcomed now yeah isn't that a nice that's some people give you oh they're so perky and pretty wow nice to have you here yeah occasionally you know double titties you had one girl you had you had Marley Blaze on one team ginger Lynn and the other Delilah Dave is in studio with us it is a good day here it is a good day at skid row studios.com now I have an obsession one more question though so we now know that Ms. Blaze has been in front of the camera for about six months you say how long have you been in front of the camera about eight months yeah eight months you're so cute Nina a month well these days you know back in the beginning you know you couldn't work in the business a month and a half and not meet me now people are here five six seven years I've never heard their name so not that you look eight years plus 18 but that would only make you 26 she could have been anyway so this is my 30th anniversary year ginger is also here 30 years and we still like what we do and amazingly I just turned 31 it's just too freaky for words I know amazing oh you're what the shy of 48 I know she's immortal she's such a young she's such a young thing oh my goodness gracious uh so yeah we're two old porno broads and we welcome the young girl porno women because hey we love looking at naked ladies yay I know this is our job this is yo oh man I know let's go work in a bank no I want to work in the complaint department what do you think is this versus the complaint department I want to know why Delilah got into porn why did you get into porn because it was just something fun to do on the side of school and I just enjoy what are you going to like I like nursing but I'm a nurse Nina's a nurse but yeah I just like I don't know going to work and getting off every day like yeah that's what I'm gonna do in my private time I might as well what's your favorite thing about being in porn I've played to so many of them on such a different level you know if you go into a regular job or something you have your handful boring I really never had a regular that really doesn't happen I've done food service and sex work what about you you've done sex work food service that could be pretty brutal I was a talking Christmas tree wow at Wisey's wow yeah and I would go and I would get stoned with my friend down at the movie theater and then I would get and there was this big base that stood underneath of it and I could crawl and I'd open the back hatch and then I had a lever and so I would get stoned and go there's no Santa what are you looking at so I'm from California Marley is from Minnesota ginger's from Indiana Illinois Illinois and you are from Arizona right on and Lake Havasu oh my goodness nice the one body of water all of Arizona pretty much my mark in Arizona I bet you peed on a bush I peed I know exactly where I peed where I left my mark we've got a phone call here from L Sweet oh L Sweet how are you beautiful girl I'm fine hello lady hello L Sweet guess what I got my show running so my normalnina.com show will be on tomorrow seven o'clock because I got it to work I know but I have to work remember we had that discussion oh that's right I already had my schedule that's right right so starting in April you'll be live yeah okay good thank goodness but I wanted to call and say happy birthday to you thank you I hope to be able to see the show tomorrow thank you I'll be spanking Charlie Piper lucky girl and I wanted also to let you know that I'm really glad that you were born because you made like such a great difference in my life well thank you not just sexually I mean yes that too but in everything because once that opened up you know everything gets better thank you you know what thank you so much that's exactly what I wanted to say thank you so much that's exactly what I wanted to say oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 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Did you? We had phone sex. How wonderful. And L-Suite came for me. It was one of the most. Wow. And L-Suite, we got kicked off of iTunes the next day. I felt so bad. You must have felt bad. We're back now. We're coming back, though. It looks like we've worked out a way to make it happen. I find it very hard not to be a dirty girl. I can only do it for so long. It's tough. And so I'm trying really hard to do a half an hour of non-dirty every single day. And so if the first half an hour on iTunes is not as dirty, it's because I'm just a little bit too hot. Is that why you can't call in at the beginning of the show? Because I've been trying to call since the beginning. Yes, yes. For right now, because we don't know what's going to happen with our callers. I've caused all kinds of problems. I'm so sorry. No, you don't cause any problems at all. You don't cause any problems, baby girl. No, we absolutely love you. No one makes you cry. No one makes Ginger Lynn do anything she doesn't want to do. So that's on her. And she is what they call a big girl, grown girl with grown girl panties. And she decides to do something. She's going to do it. And there's F all we can have to say about it. Exactly. My panties have polka dots and damn it, I'm doing what I want. Well, I love you too, Ginger, because you taught me to kind of just go with it. I'm like really shy with females. Like dudes, I'm like, hey, you want to get a picture? Right. Well, dudes are easy. I mean, no disrespect to Stevie. But, you know, and girls are tougher. They're complex. Girls are complex. They really are. And I'm like the girl when I go to a gay bar, I never, ever, ever get hit on by anybody. And I get shot down by everybody. Because they're gay men. Hello. No, I'm talking about girl gay bars. A lesbian bar. A dyke bar. It's called dyke bars. Oh, are they? Or lesbian bars. You want to be polite, but dyke bars. Okay. Okay. Well, when I go to a dyke bar or lesbian bar. They won't hit on you? No. No. I am like the. I don't know if I don't look like. I like pussy. I love pussy. Hello. I know you do. I know. And I don't know what it is. Maybe I look too nice. I think you look boring. That's why you gotta go with another female. I think you look. I think you look. Maybe that's what I need to do. You look great with each other's wing women. Yeah, I need a wing woman. You look, quote unquote, normal. That's it. Somebody's down. They think that you're slumming. And I'm so sick and fucked up and I'm not normal at all. No, not even. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. Normal. Thank you so much for calling in. Our next topic is things that do not belong in your butt. Would you like to give us a contribution? Anything that does not belong in your butt? Well, as far as I'm concerned, nothing goes in there. Okay, well, there you go. And we have a vote number two from Delilah who goes, yes. The list of 20 things that don't belong in butt starts with nothing belongs in my butt. Thank you, Elle Sweet. Always good to hear from you. But that leaves us. Thank you. And so I'm a butt slut. Ginger, you're a butt slut. I'm a butt slut. What is your view on things? That may or may not go into your butt? Is it a situationally buddy? Buddy? I love, I love things in my butt. We like you more all the time. Do you want to move in with me? Sure. I have a butt plug with your name on it. Is there anything that does not belong in your butt? No, I mean. Light bulbs. Light, well, yeah, that's going to break. Right. The thing that don't belong in your butt. Right. That are any 20 things that are. Skin shatter. Yeah. I'm with you there. I'm with you there. No food goes. What? In your butt? No food in the butt. No food in the butt. Especially like sugar. No food in the butt. I have put an entire bag of M&M's in my butt. And then peanut M&M's and then the chocolate melts and when the peanuts come out. Is it a rainbow? It's a rainbow, huh? It's really gross. I'm so square. Oh my God. It's really gross. I thought you were going to call it gross. All kinds of things in my butt. I put a block of velvety cheese in my pussy. No, that's not good. He's very experimental. Yeah. It's. I'm just. Whatever you do, don't put anything with that sugar in your vagina. Well, your butt. Exactly that. 99.9% of the women I would say that I just happen to have the biotic pussy. Yeah. And we're going to go to somebody who knows about my biotic pussy. So, Sweet Pea, you are now on the air. What does not belong in your butt, Sweet Pea? What does not belong in my butt? Yes. Hmm. Now. Delilah Davis. I'm going to say is something that I. I would like in my butt. But I'm. She didn't say she doesn't give. Oh, yeah. No, I knew that. But I don't want. I would. Okay. All right. So, butt wise, Delilah is a driver, not a passenger. All right. I'll be a passenger. I'll sit. Your picture is easy. I'll sit. You like that. And I'm cheap, too. And thank God. Thank God. No. People always say, you know, what are you drinking? And it's like, I'm a cheap date. I'll fuck you anyway. You know, I'm a slut. I do not need a drink to give me the excuse. I'm a slut. I'm a slut. I'm a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. You're a slut. And it was hot. And it was fun. And I enjoyed it very much. And then I had my girlfriend eat it out of my butt. And so I can't give you that point, sweetie. I'm sorry. Ginger, you're going to shame us all. You are the biggest butt. I know this side of a gay man. I'm going with the light bulb thing. That's the only one I agree with so far. Anything that can break. Anything that does not design. Well, chicken legs aren't designed for. Live animals do not belong in your butt. Dead animals don't belong in your butt. I put a turkey leg in my butt. That's a piece of a dead animal. That's not the same thing. Anything with a head still attached. Thank you. Thank you. If it still has eyeballs and it can look at you, that's good. No, right. What about that rubber ducky? You're the one. That's not a lot. Anything breakable does not belong in your butt. Yes, honey. Can I say happy birthday to Nina, please? No, you can't. You can't because of the copyrighted song. You can wish me happy birthday. You can wish her a happy birthday? That's what I wanted to like to do. I want to wish you a very happy and healthy birthday and many more wonderful years to come. Thank you, sweet pea. You're a good man. Thank you so much, honey. Thanks for calling in. You're welcome. Anytime. Love you all. You really are a sweet pea. We love you right back. The basic thing, of course, in terms of butts is that it should always have a flared base. And if it can be covered with a condom, you know, it's called a pervertible. So a pervertible is a normal household item that you can pervert to sexual uses. Like, for example, never use a cucumber in your post without putting a condom on it because whatever they put on the wax on that side of cucumbers is really bad for your pussy. Now, here's what you can do. Peel them. What you do is you peel half. Joey, I see you there. I'll be right there in a second. You peel half of the cucumber and then you freeze it. And when you take it out, you've got the part with the skin on that belongs, that becomes the handle. And as the cucumber melts, the nicest lube that you will ever have, you've got this cold, hard, beautiful cucumber. And you can slide it up in between your pussy lips, press it onto your clit, go back and forth, press it onto your asshole, mess it all around, put it in your mouth, back inside the pussy, and it creates this incredible gel. It's wonderful. Nurse Nina, see, I go nasty, baby. I go... I know, but I do have something cold. That cold in my ass makes me go, oh my gosh, freezer burn on my tender anal tissues. I put a room temperature metal dildo in my pussy and that's cold enough because 20 degrees cold is the room temperature. That feels quite chilly. I never have had to chill a dildo. So, I'm gonna make you jump. You know what? Enough to make you jump. Steven, make a note one day to bring in a cucumber and we'll put it... Let it get room temperature. No, I'm gonna do the real thing. This I wanna see. I'm very interested, but I know that the cucumber juice and melting ice and your... Leave it to tinder. I've heard that if you put dildos in the freezer, it's a much better experience. It's... I mean, I don't... My pussy burns the fuck out of me. Ice cream burns the fuck out of me. A frozen cucumber does not. Weird. There's something really, really, really wonderfully strange about it. And Stevie, give us... I would not put freezing temperature metal next to any... No, no. Not a metal one. Give me an example of one thing that does not belong in your butt. Crest whitening toothpaste. Ow. Good example. Do they just like come up with things just for shits and giggles? Super glue. Right. No. No. Minty fresh. Okay. What I'm thinking here is, I'm gonna put a little bit of minty fresh in my... I'm gonna put a little bit of minty fresh in my... I'm gonna put a little bit of minty fresh in my... One of my favorite things to do is I get up in the morning and I will brush my teeth and then go back to bed and suck my man's dick with a minty fresh mouth and he can feel the tingle and he can feel the refreshment. And there's actually, there's some sort of a product that they sell that feels really good. So I would not doubt that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. whiting toothpaste. It says, do not ever put Crest Aim, can I say these? Yeah, go ahead. Crest Aim Colgate or any other kind of toothpaste in your derriere. It might make your anus smell minty fresh, but it will also burn like hell. Like Bengay. Well, now that, now that, so you might, you would, since yours is an evil thing, have you ever heard of figging, F-I-G-G-I-N-G? With, with ginger root. Yes. Yes. And I've done it. What do you think? It's fucking awesome. It was like Bengay. It burns, it burns your ass. It makes it cool. It feels really good. It's tingly. You want me to fuck you after that or that instead of fucking or that prelude to fucking? That was just, I just wanted to see what a ginger root felt like up my butt. Can you use the pickled ginger from like the sushi bar? It's too soft and mushy. No, you can get, you can't get it back out. You need to, no, you have to peel it. You have to get the real root. Let's see what Joey thinks. Joey, you're on the line. Hi, sweetheart. Hello, my all natural sexy goddess. How are you doing today? I am. Are you still frozen in Nebraska? Fabulous. Hey, I like the idea about the frozen cucumber because that would, that would really taste great eating your woman out after she'd done herself with that cucumber. Right. That would be an interesting taste. Cucumber fresh. Right, and then what you don't use, you can slice it up, have a little pitch of water next to the bag. You can have some fresh water. You know, this little finger food. Yeah, exactly. Pinkies out. Like, I don't know about the ginger root now. Yeah, exactly. That might not taste so great, you know. You know what? It's a palate cleanser, Stevie. Write it down. We're bringing in the ginger root. I've got to. There's so many myths out there that I have to break. I know, but I want to. Someone has to do it. I want to ask Delilah a question. Okay, please do. What's your, at this point in your career, what's your favorite thing so far to do on camera? So if your perfect day at work would involve what kind of scene? A boy-girl scene. Like, just a regular boy-girl scene. If your favorite one-on-one. Yeah. Cool, cool. And what's yours? I like it more you connect with somebody more. That's for sure. You know? And you really get to have good sex when you have that good connection. Yeah, like, orgy scenes are so much fun, but there's so much going on constantly, and I have a really short attention span. You're like, you're with this guy now, okay, now switch, and then you go over there, and then switch, and you go over here. In a real orgy, no one is off-camera saying, okay, we have enough of this, move on. In a real orgy, everyone just does what they want to do for as long as they want to do it, and whatever happens, happens. So do you like working with girls, or do you prefer boys? No, I like boys more. Yay. Well, there you go. We need women like you who will not, my biggest annoyance is working with women who are so-called gay for pay, and who don't, who work with women because it's easier, but they don't like women. I don't think it's easier. I think it's harder. I would prefer that, yay, so say, you know what, you're a boy-girl player, thank you very much, thank you, thank you, and just, and. Although her nipples are lying. Well, no, I like. Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm gonna backtrack here. I had my mouth on your left. Receiving pleasure from men or women is one thing. Desiring to give pleasure to a particular gender. My ex-girlfriend, Bobby, you remember Bobby. She would receive pleasure from anybody, but in terms of what she wanted, dick, dick, more dick, and please have some, and. Some more dick on the side. More dick on the side. She was 100, she was 99% dick-centric. So she was a lesbian from the waist up. Pretty much. Now, she could receive oral sex from women. She could receive pleasure from anybody because she was just a sensual submissive. In terms of what she wanted, boys. She's a pillow princess. Yes, but she, but she came, but she loved fucking so much that she was very popular at parties because men could tell, I like men. You're a man. I'm naked. You're hard. Oh my goodness, here we go. Yes, good thing. And so she didn't like groups. I would have thought Bobby would have been the opposite. I know. She liked multiple single partners at a night. Oh. At the most two. So she would, she would definitely, for her anal, completely not on the show. Yeah. She would, she didn't mind the idea of sucking one while being fucked. Partying. But for her, one on, you know, a nice 30 minute fuck followed by a 15 minute break followed by another 30 minute fuck with somebody else followed by a 15 minute break of wine and chocolate followed by. and some shots in between. Yeah, that was her idea of a great party. And I know Bobby, and I'm just trying to picture this. I would have not have thought of that. Joey, what does not belong in your butt? Do I know? We're playing a game of what does not belong in my butt? That's right. Yes, the game is, the question is, what does not belong in your butt? Another man's cock. There you go. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Unless, oh, wait a minute. No. I gotta take that back. I gotta take that. If you really think about it, you know, everybody in their own way is vicarious. Absolutely. Absolutely. But it doesn't mean your butt. You can suck a dick and not take it up your ass. But crossing that line, crossing that line is something that a lot of people just won't cross. I get it. And to me, when another man's cock would go into your ass or into your mouth, that's crossing the line. There's no, there's no turning back from that point. At that point, it doesn't mean you're gay, though. No. You're truly bisexual or homosexual. You're vicarious. What if, no, now, I rang the bell and then I'm taking it back. Blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not going backwards because now Stevie over here, Stevie, would you ever, what belongs, what does not belong in your butt? Would you ever say that a dick does not belong in your butt? No, I would never say that. See? So it, it just, Stevie likes a dick in your butt. They belong in there. I can tell that Delilah actually does not do girls because she has, I don't do girls' nails. Exactly. But she has a difference between, she has a difference between a dick and a butt. That's the difference. So for you, so for each individual, what does not belong in your butt is a different thing because, like, I'm looking over there and I'm waiting for someone to say, oh, Twizzlers don't belong in your butt. I'll see how many I can fit in my ass just because I can. So I think it's an individual thing of what, is there anything that you do like in your butt? Oh. Fingers don't bother me. Nice. Fingers don't bother you. What about a tongue? That is so big for most men. I would, I love that, all I ask from a guy, I mean, I like pegging, but all I ask from a guy is that you be open to the idea of a finger because it's attached to a girl, so therefore it's not gay. And why should gay men have their butts and straight men don't get to have their asses for pleasure because it feels so freaking, so good. Oh gosh. And then it's also the, I do have, I do have an issue with tongues though. Okay. I don't, I don't, I don't want my woman to put her tongue in my ass. Okay, because then you gotta kiss her. I'm so, I'm so prejudiced about this because I do want to put my tongue in her ass. Oh, interesting. Now, do you, is it because you're, do you have a hairy asshole? Uh, it's because, There's nothing wrong with it. My man's got, like it's a bush man. I'm just saying, for me, there's an issue there because, yeah, I don't want my woman's mouth on my ass. Okay, fair enough, all good. That's the only thing. All good. So a mouth, a mouth does not belong on, on, on your ass or a tongue in your ass. That's interesting. Wow. Okay, okay. A finger, I got no problem with that. Well, that's good. That is so far, the finger thing is so far beyond most American men. I gotta give you props on that. Yay, go team. so people always talk about, you know, backdoor sex. You and I are very comfortable with stuff on our butt because A, we like it, B, we've had lots of experience with it and C, we have partners that we want to be out there. Delilah Davis, not so much. But Delilah, there's, there's what I call, there's going in the backdoor, no, but there's hanging out on the back. Oh yeah, that's allowed. Okay, so stretching your, so stretching your butt cheeks apart so you can feel your anus. yeah, that's fine. Fingers are okay. On the outside. Other than that. No, like it's okay. Like a half thumb? Yeah. Okay. But like, yeah. Got it. Well, if you came up for me, I mean, you just haven't had it done right. Exactly. That's the problem. I've really honestly only tried it once and I was like, that's another problem. I was never against, I was never against butt sex, but I didn't learn to love butt sex until I got with my man now who is a, who's a butt whisperer. Because he really, he really likes, that's what I mean. He really likes girls' butts and girls' butts know it. And, and, and. Girls' butts know it. Because they can tell that he, they can tell that he respects all the girls. I think Nina can come up with that one, the butt whisperer. The butt whisperer. Hashtag the butt whisperer. a butt, butts are a moody like cat. They must be coaxed and seduced every time. And it doesn't matter what your butt did last time. Not mine. I know, but, but you're special. I know. You're special. You're so special. Spit and shove your dick in it. It's so easy. To the spit scare. We love, we love, I'm just a dirty little scab. We love, we love, we love, we love. Both girls need, oh, you know what, you're going to like this on your shoulders. Nina is going to womp Ginger's shoulders. Nina was, she's womping away. I love the womper. I'm getting more womper. under the scapula. Joey says that a tongue does not belong in his ass. Joey, thank you very much for that. Appreciate your call. Always do, honey. Thank you for calling, honey. I never liked tongues. Love you, Ginger. Love you, too. Thank you, I'm not much into tongues. I want a finger or a toy or a butt plug. Or something. Oh my God, my man tied the butt plug in last time with a stiff neck. It was so, so rude. A stiff neck. He tied it in. When I stand up, the plug will, if I cough once, it's across the floor. That's a snap. It's annoying. So this has a metal plug with a ring on it and he just did a quick rope bondage harness and so I got to walk around to grab the rope. It was like so rude. It was awesome. It was like he was fucking me in the ass when he wasn't even touching me. It was like so rude. I have a butt plug that will fit in your ass that will stay there. Ooh, game on. You always think about it being really big, but the biggest one that we use, the weight will pull it out. Even if I'm squeezing my ass as hard as possible, I do not need diapers. Do you want to try it on another day? On another day, we will go there with my butt. Because I've got a beautiful glass one. It's about five inches tall. It tapers down. It's got a nice big base to it. It's beautiful. Oh, absolutely try it. And it's very functional. I've used it. I'll come with a clean butt. We'll give it a shot. I'll come with a clean butt one day and we'll just see what happens. If not, I'll clean it for you. We're not doing animals on camera. Oh, yes, we are. No, I'm doing... Okay. My new thing... We have a bucket. All right. You missed the other day. What I did was I wanted to see what would happen. You know how you do a whip it with a can of whipped cream? Yeah. Right? Well, I wanted to see if I would get high if I did it in my butt. Oh, it worked? Did it do that? It should because you had... I couldn't tell. I was laughing so hard. Because it's so close to your bloodstream. And it's going... And then I saved it. There's a cup right over there. I have the cup of fart when I cook. And I'm waiting for like a nasty guest to come in. And I'm going to open up that cup of fart and just let it go. Oh, my God. Yes. Somebody is going to piss me off. Holy shit. How did you think to catch it? Like, you knew it was going to happen. You were thinking... Well, I had the cup there because I'm thinking the air goes... If it works, it's going to come back out. But I don't know if I got high or not because I was laughing. It's laughing gas. But I was laughing so fucking... I didn't get the wal-wals. No, I wanted the wal-wals. Yeah. I've got another can out there. The wal-wals are fun. You laughed. Wal-wal-wal-wal-wal-wal-wal. I know. Oh, my God. People say, Nina, why do you do porn? Because I can have days like this, you know. Well, the next thing we're doing is I did a little research. I don't just put anything randomly up my ass. I mean, I... Yeah. Well... No, you don't. Yeah, you do. You have a wide variety of things. You have a wide variety of things you'll permit there, but it's not random. The M&M's were regret only because I had a guest in the studio. And at the time, the M&M's were ready to come out. The guest could not get out the position he was in. So I had... There's a bedpan over there. So the M&M's came out before they were supposed to. Oh, dear. And more than M&M's came out. Oh, dear. Yeah. Well, you know, and also the thing for... Well, it could have just been melted M&M's. Yeah, yeah. That's what it was. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. And it just... You know what? If you're going to play with anal sex, you got to get over your sphere of shit. You know, you cannot... That's a given. Even no matter how well you clean, you just have to be prepared that that might happen because it is the human body. And some days, you know, my man wants to do my butt. I want him to do my butt. And butt says, ha, ha, ha, pfft, on you. There are days that you just can't do it. Your butt just goes, I don't fucking care what you want because I'm not down for it. And other days, my butt will go... That's when you drink shots. I'm really... Other day, my butt... I'm over there with you now, Delilah. No, no. And sometimes my butt will just surprise both of us by saying, I want to be fucked. I was like, cool, okay. So I always go to bed with a clean butt because you never know. Yeah. And I am not the butt. I don't do anything. I've never before... What? I know. I don't do enemas. I don't clean my ass out. I don't normally... Normally... I call it butt stretching. I don't stretch it out. I don't... No, don't do that. I don't do that now. I don't stop eating. I don't do butt prep. No, these girls, I stop eating after midnight and then I do three enemas and take Imodium and it's like, are you crazy? I have not done that. I've never... No, I love to eat. You want your dick in my ass, put it back there. If there's a little bit of shit, oh well, wipe it off and keep going. And I see girls do that and it still happens and I'm like, you didn't eat and then it still happens. Yeah, no, I don't do butt sex on camera anymore because I've done the best thing I'm ever going to do and I try to top it. But at home, I... Who was it with? Shawn Michaels. Because, Shawn. And the... But for... At home, I eat a high fiber diet so I... My butt's always pretty happy and so a little rinse of a dick's length worth of butt is enough. I mean, it's not like... I'm not going to do enema and you don't want to see me not eat after midnight and not have sex until the next evening. Cranky. No, not sexy. Eating's important and I want to be in a good mood. Yeah. So I'm going to say enemas in general do not belong in your butt. Oh, but what I'm going to do is... Oh, right, right, right. Yeah. So I did some research. I wanted to do alcohol in my butt but I heard it can be really dangerous. You can die. Yeah, that's bad. So what I found out, there's a concoction you can take and you mix three parts of bubbling sparkling water and one part of champagne and you put it in an enemasized bottle and you will get the bubbly effect and you'll get a little bit of the alcohol, just a little bit. So I'm going to be doing... Without burning yourself. Without burning yourself and without getting too drunk. Right. So Stevie, you're going to have to drive one of these days. I'm not sure which day. I think it's Thursday. Okay. No, it's whenever the Aiden Star's coming on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing... Oh, she's a good little dominant. We're doing champagne enemas. Yeah, she'll totally throw you a good time. Yeah. So it's very few things. Let's see what Adam thinks should not go in your butt. Adam, are you there? Yes. All right, Adam, what does not belong in your butt? Crayons do not belong in your butt. Oh, I like the way he thinks. You know what? I'm... I don't know about that. I'm thinking how many crayons could I get in my butt? How many chopsticks? How many pencils? How many pencils? How many long skinny things? Markers. The wax will melt. Thank you, it will. I don't know if it would melt. I don't think so. And I... I don't think it gets hot enough. No, but there was a break and... What I would do is I would put them in a condom. Yes. And I bet... Stevie, write that down. Okay. Let's see how many crayons I can fit in my butt. I disagree. I'm going with... I say crayons belong in your butt. So far... So that would be about 12 or 13 crayons. 12 or... You should color with them as they come out. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Get a canvas and color. It's going to look like No, no. It'll push them too far in because her weight pushing down will just push them If you say it's real tight. We'll squeeze... No, I'll make it work. And are you talking about the skinny ones or the big fat ones for little kids? No, no. The brand name. The original. The skinny ones. The original skinny ones. But why don't we get the fat ones so they won't break and I can actually color? Yeah. It's not a question of breaking. It's a question will you push them too far up into your butt to... If you sit down on the paper, will just the weight of you push them too far up into your butt? If you do it at an angle. I'm a very creative girl. You are. You are. No, no. Boys and girls. I'm thinking I can pull it off. Yeah. You know what? If anybody could, it would be you. Boys and girls learning how to color without your hands. Without your hands. Hey. You have to spell your name and if you don't spell your name, you get shot. She got a banking. I'll write my name. You know what? Yeah. I have a Sharpie marker. I'm going to do it right now. Oh, no. Yes. Right now. Never, ever, ever challenge Ginger to do something difficult with her ass because she'll figure out a way to make it work because it's... Give me that pink marker. That's a highlighter. Yeah. Give me the pink highlighter. Because it's Ginger freaking Lynn. We need paper. Here's paper. Okay. So now Ginger is pulling... Okay. Stevie's pulling out a piece of paper. Ginger's going to come back to her new name. Now, what about the clip thing? Do you need the clipboard? Is that going to clip here? That's nothing. Can I break that off? Don't break it off. Then it's going to scrape you. There's a clipboard. Oh, my God. It's covered in plastic. Ouch. Can you cut this off at the end? Well, if you hadn't broken it, it would have been perfectly fine, but now... You're up to a Sharpie now. Yeah, you are. I do a Sharpie? Yeah. You made a sharp edge where there was not one before. Or would you like a dry erase marker? I don't care. Ooh, that's... I think that dry erase... Oh, there's not enough ink in it. It's not even rounded at the tip. Give me a pen. Okay. There we go. Well, next time I have to bring a big fat Sharpie, the giant... Oh, no. Anytime you can tell... If we're in doggy, your thumb up to the first buckle will slip in my ass easily. There's no prep needed for that. That's just like, hello, hi. How you doing? I like you too. Want to buy me a drink? Oh, my gosh. You want to buy me a drink? Yeah, you don't need to buy me a drink because you're already here. The panties are gone. The permanent marker is about to do something. Okay. Okay. Yes, I will do that. Thank you. So, Ginger... I'm not going to show you it going in. No. No. Oh. Nobody gets to see it going in. Oh, here we go. Then I'll hold the... You want to sit on it? You want me to hold it so you can bend over? Oh, yeah. I mean, it could hold the paper while you try to write. And then you can wiggle. I should have used the little lube. I just went in with a little spit. You know what? Too much lube will come right out. Spit's the best lube. Yeah, but I didn't use enough. Oh. Okay. Okay. All right. Now, I think I should do it. Oh, my God. I think I have to write it sitting down. Okay. She's talking about her actual name. Okay. Okay. You're going to... All right. I'm going to squat. How's she going to be able to write her name with a... She has really strong legs because she does kick. Here is the Sharpie marker. There it is. There it is. See, folks? There it is. It's in there. It really is a Sharpie marker in her butt. It's really in my butt. Okay. Now, going for the G. I can't... He's going to be hard to write. It's going to be hard. It is going to be very hard to write, Adam, but she is Ginger Lynn. She's going in for the G. Spot. I don't want to go wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. They're so... Oh, my God. This is great. I'm doing it in cursive. Give me a break. Wow. In cursive? She's going for the big shot right there. You're getting your penmanship, young lady. I know. Margins. Ta-da! Wow. Oh, look at that. That's a margin. That's awesome. Very good. Let me try it again. Let me try it again with not doing cursive. All right. We're using the right side of the brain right now. Try it with your left butt cheek. That's close. Exactly so. It came out. It came out. The sharpie came out, but... She got the G. Look at my G. Where's my G? She got a G. She got a G. Oh, that's a good G. Right here. Oh, my gosh. That looks really... Very nice. See, no. So Ginger is as talented as we thought she was, but we knew that... And this was Adam that was saying that crayons do not belong in your butt. How do you feel about sharpie markers? Well, you're making it work. All right. Oh, improve. Look at my G. You should do this at the next convention. Oh, that's signing autographs like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Start autographing everything. Maybe we should save this. Yeah, but, you know, you can always make a crayon in a butt plug shape. Put it on your fridge. There you go. Make a crayon with a butt plug. A butt plug with a crayon holder. How would you like this signed? Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready? Oh, yeah. I'd rather have the sharpie than the autograph. Oh. Wait, so you know what's funny is we just put it right back into the box where everybody will use it later. I mean, no more. No more. No more. No. Oh, did you see that look Jenny gave us? Jenny's shaking her head going, no. You will not do that. It's my sharpie. I brought it. I paid for it. It's my sharpie. If you want to use my things, you take the risk. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Adam, thank you so much. I'm going to be bringing crayons in and doing a wonderful piece of artwork. I'm going to work with them. Thank you so much for the suggestion. So far, there's very few things, a light bulb and a gerbil that don't belong in your butt. Anything else? Anything breakable. Oh, yes. That can leave sharp edges and things, obviously. Lead-based pink. There you go. Oh. Now, that one I'll go with. Are my panties cute? Look at that. They're adorable. That is really cute. They're adorable. It looks like a bathing suit I have. That's cute. Tarsier. Oh, my God. That's where I got it from, too. Yeah. People young enough to wear bathing suits in public. I'm so impressed. I no longer wear bathing suits in public. I'm either naked at home. I'm naked at a nudist resort. You're always naked. At home. Yes. I'm either naked, naked, or naked. So why would you not wear a bathing suit if you're naked all the time? Yeah. I don't go to beaches. If I'm going to go to a beach where people have to wear suits, I'm going to wear a sarong because I'm in the sarong generation now. Even if you're in the water? But then, yes, because then you have to get out of the water and then wear the sarong and go to bed. Because at the beach and you have to walk like 20 feet to get to the sarong and that's not okay. That's true. Or you can have a boy there. Oh, hey. What if you wear a boy? Yeah, right? A thong with one of those sheer white blouses over it. Exactly. You know? And no bra. Maybe button, just the top button and your neck, you get your dress a little bit wet. The bath... Oh, you know what? We shit. We shit. We shit. We shit. Marley Blaze, thank you so much for coming in, honey. We can follow you. You were absolutely wonderful and such a great trooper. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We can follow you at M-A-R-L-E-Y-B-L-A-Z-E triple X Marley Blaze on Twitter, at Twitter. Delilah Davis, where can we follow you? Delilah Davis, X-X-X on Twitter. Delilah Davis, X-X-X. Now, does Delilah have an H at the end? Yes, ma'am. Yes, it does. Delilah Davis, the biblical Delilah. I was thinking biblical when I saw you. Anything else that you want to promote or tell us about right now that you're doing coming out? Wait, I'm sorry. Say that again. Anything else that's coming out? Anything new? Anything you want to tell us about? No, not really. I mean, you kind of Google it. I have a shoe with kink on the 13th. Yay. Who's your partner? I have no idea. Cool. Some guy. Some guy. Some guy. And they don't hire guys that don't know what they're doing. No, they don't. They beat the shit out of me. I'm excited. I love kink.com. Do you like bumpy or stingy? Do I like what? Bumpy or stingy? No, stingy. Oh, my girl. I love kink. Yeah. Except on the bottom of my feet. Oh, I hate that. Shit hurts so bad. It does. But then, but then, that will bring a tear to my eye. Delilah Davis, thank you so much for coming in. Stevie, we want you to follow Stevie at SkipHappySnap on Twitter. I want to thank you so much. I want to keep calling you Snappy, but it's Skippy. Sparky. Sparky. Thank you, Sparky. Nina Land. And who are you? I'm Nina Hartley. And where can we follow you? At Nina Land on Twitter. My website is Nina.com. And I am, of course, I am, of course. Blame it on Ginger. That's like if you're being old. We'll be back tomorrow. Thanks for listening in at Skid Row Studios.com. Bye. Bye. Thank you, everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.! Msmm