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Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever or is it just a hit and run? What's up my friends? This is Oral Stimulation. You're of course here with me, Melissa, and my co-toast Alex. Co-toast? Co-toast because you're brown and delicious, yeah? It's not even breakfast time. So you're perfect any time of the day. Dude, I want you so bad right now. It is on tonight. You're listening to us on XM165 and of course skidrowstudios.com. If you'd like to call in and join the show, the number is 800-893-9562. Of course you can also keep up with us live on Twitter at Oral Stim. Email us oralstim at gmail.com and my favorite way to connect with you guys, facebook.com. Oral Stimulation Radio. That was a mouthful, Melissa. Oh yeah, it was just like you are. Alex, it's just you and me tonight in the cocoon. Of course, we have Mindy on the board. We love her, but... What's up? Austin's not here. There's no people in the audience out there. Yeah, you and I. It's so cozy in here. Which is actually kind of good because tonight is actually a good night because we get to do what? We get to answer all the questions. Yeah, and all the emails that we've been getting. Yeah, everyone's been submitting these really interesting questions to us. And I don't know why they want our advice. I mean... Because I think they base it on the experience we have. We always talk about relationships or the raw dog randoms that we do. We do have a lot of experience. So I think as far as that goes, I think we could always benefit or help them out in relationships. Whether it be sexual or not, maybe just friendships. Yeah, there's a lot of interesting stuff. I'm excited. I'm excited to get into it. But first, let's talk about your weekend. This was supposed to be the weekend we got married. I know, you heartbreaker, you. I'm so sorry. It's all right. I'll get over it. I have a lot going on. Well, we can make up for it. How was Vegas? It was cool, actually. The weather was really nice. We drove in late Friday, probably didn't get in until early morning. We went and did a little gallivanting for the first couple hours. Explain your gallivanting. We got in late night. Austin was with you too. Yeah, Austin and one of my good friends, Mikey, was with us. We were out there for Jimmy Woo's birthday. Was Grab My Ass Mike Ty there? No, Mike Ty wasn't with us this time. Oh, man. Actually, I don't know. I haven't talked to him. I wonder what he was doing. He put out a swagalicious new video recently. Really? Yep. Melodic Mike. Shout out to Melodic Mike. Reaching out to people. Touching lives. Life coaching his way through. Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Reaching the gap. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, yeah, we ended up going out and it was cool because at that time a lot of people were coming out of the clubs. So everyone was already intoxicated and having a good time. So we kind of took advantage and made fun of some of those people and had fun. Nice. In more ways than one. Where did you guys stay? We were actually at the Palazzo. It was really nice. Oh, that's really nice. That's one of my favorites. Yeah, all the rooms were like suites. Yeah, it was really nice actually. I've been there a couple of times. I never stay there. Yeah. I've been there a couple of times. With the remote control curtains. Yes. Yes. You're intrigued by that, huh? Oh yeah. Yeah, I wanted to clap. I thought they would go up and down. That didn't happen. We had a nice view of the golf course over at the wind, which was really cool. Did you meet any girls? Yeah, actually we met one girl. She was like a life-size Barbie. Shout out to Amy. Like creepy life-size Barbie? Or like rushing life-size Barbie? Probably skinnier than a life-size Barbie. No, she was actually a hot little thing. Yeah. We were talking back and forth and I loved her. She was very honest and very blunt. Is that a good thing? Was she drunk? No. Well, I think maybe afterwards she was. She was supposed to come out with us that night and she ended up not coming out. Austin and I were trying to pig roast her. What? I don't know if she was down for that. Wait, wait, wait. Back up. What? Pig roast her? It's kind of like a variation of the Eiffel Tower. Okay. So, you know, I'm not a big fan of pig roast. I'm not a big fan of pig roast. I'm a big fan of pig roast. I'm a big fan of pig roast. I'm a big fan of pig roast. I'm a big fan of pig roast. But, um, explain. No. Explain what? The position? Yeah. Oh, come on. Nothing like that. I've never been pig roasted. Do you want to be? If Austin was here, we could have done it. I have a visual. I think I understand. I mean. Of course, many would know. She's our sex expert. Oh, yeah. Listen, I've been telling everyone about how you made guys slap their dicks on watermelon suits. Yes. Oh, yeah. You're so badass, Mindy. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Mindy is bad. You're my hero. Actually, shout out to Mindy for playing drums right before the show. Oh, she's so good. She kicks ass, by the way. I wish our audience out there could hear her because that's like one of my favorite parts of coming in the studio now. Seeing me practice. Yeah. They can hear if they go to facebook.com slash dangerously sleazy one because I'm in this space. Dangerously sleazy one. There you go. It's called dangerously sleazy because I'm dangerously sleazy. But you don't wear a skirt anymore playing drums. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. If anybody's out there, please support Mindy. She's actually really badass on the drums. Girls that play drums, how hot is that? That's hot. It is hot. Yeah. I might take home a girl that plays drums. Really? Yeah. Well, I don't think there are too many out there. So Mindy might be one of your options. I don't want to do anything weird with fruit though. I don't. I feel like she's going to talk me into things I'm not ready for. We can do something. I'm going to throw a cucumber in this banana. Oh, my God. Have you ever experimented with fruit? Either one of you? Have either one of you experimented with fruit at all? Maybe. Well, besides, I know Mindy's story, but. The other day I was washing a cucumber and I was like, man, this is like nature's studded dildo right here. You were erotically washing it. Kind of. Kind of. I was more hungry. Melissa, you never have? Oh, yeah. There was this time with a banana. A banana? Yeah. Would you deep throw it in or would you insert it places inside you? Both? Yeah. I've stuck a lot of bananas in my mouth, but only one went in my pussy. Nice. Yeah. It's pretty dirty. Plantain. Ew. That's what Austin is called. I like the brown ones best. The brown ones? Just kidding. The brown ones don't stay hard. That's not any take on you or anything, Alex. I'm just saying. No offense taken. They have pills for that. I could pop a Viagra, say, Alice. I'm going to go. Stop. I'll be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. You're going to be good. Why are you laughing? What else is going on? Friday and Saturday. We will be where? Friday and Saturday, I will be at Outfest in LA. Outfest? What the heck is Outfest? Yeah. It's LGBT film festival. Nice. Yeah. Where's that at? I'm really excited. In LA. I don't know. Look it up. You're terrible. I know. You can find it on Facebook. I don't want to set you up to plug something. Well, no. Because I work for an organization called Millennia Scope Entertainment Foundation, which is a group of people who are really excited about the world of music. And they're really excited about the world of music. And they're really excited about the world of music. So I'm going to be at Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay Lay and then Saturday we will be at AdultCon yay I know where that's at I'm so excited for that me, you and Austin, we're gonna rule the school I think Austin and I are probably gonna try to sneak into the Kings game for a little bit and then head over you guys can't leave me with all those pretty skinny tall girls the game's at 1 we'll go to the game and then after we'll go to have some fun oh I see how it is oh yeah I have to be out in the hot sun, you guys are gonna be out in the hot sun? it's indoors, what are you talking about? no, Outfest it's like outside some theaters or something I don't know, it's gonna be awesome that's where we'll be, so come find us so crazy stories to tell are you ready for those? for what? for these questions from our listeners actually it's kind of cool because I'm really excited to give back get a lot of support and love from our listeners either through the Facebook oh well yeah, you do every time you see somebody we know you get this fan support or love it's so cool all your groupies, they give you bags of Skittles and they want the blowjob right then and there yeah next time somebody gives you a bag of Skittles you open them up, put them in your mouth and tell them go no, because I saw a bag of Skittles in your back pocket earlier yeah? you're just trying to tease me, you're just trying to set it up, aren't you? I just feel like sucking on one of your nipples or something right now oh, really? maybe I'm gonna hold back we'll talk about that after the show yeah on the drive home yeah have you ever done that? what? got a little naughty in the car yeah, I think everyone kind of has one way or the other Mindy's like waving over there I think Mindy has Mindy, do you have a story to share? yeah tell us oh, just once when I was really horny but I was at work as a pizza delivery driver and I whacked it while delivering a pizza driving the car on the way to deliver a pizza oh my god, Mindy sometimes you gots to I mean, I did it like over the undies so my hands weren't sticky or anything is that in Iowa? yeah I don't know what to say to that that's what happens in the Midwest wait, I wanna ask what got you in the mood? I don't, sometimes it just like comes and also, you know, sometimes riding in a car because of how it's like bouncing oh yeah, if you're wearing the right pair of jeans there's a lot of potholes there's a lot of potholes there's a lot of potholes there's a lot of potholes there's a lot of potholes there's a lot of potholes in Iowa yeah there you go it seemed like something I should do I used to whack it when I worked at a hotel overnight I'd go to the bathroom you know what? I used to take a vibrator with me when I would see my boyfriend late at night and then I had a really long drive home and I would use it to stay awake oh, interesting yeah, on those dark, ugh, the 73 on the drive home dirty car rides actually, I should try that driving home jacking off driving home it's a really good idea I think it'd be easier for the ladies and the guys because guys, you're like, ugh you gotta get those tinted windows so many pull-ups next year what the fuck are you doing? yeah girls, you can do it kind of discreetly kind of a little you have that one foot up on the dashboard where like, people can tell yeah, well, speaking of being aroused yes one of our first questions that we have is from who? from Jay yeah, and? this is, I wanna know how old Jay is because this question is ridiculous I'm just gonna read it straight to you okay the question is do girls feel something when guys suck the clits like the thing hanging out of the vagina? well, that's a question for you I'm actually gonna turn that around and ask Jay do guys feel something when someone is sucking on their cock? well, yeah, they would yeah yeah of course they wanna like, blow on your face blow on your face? or shoot, like, their jizz in your face yeah, I mean, a clit has nerve endings just like the tip of a cock well, actually, you know what? even like when I eat a girl out like, I'll be down there and I'll be like I'll kind of like, hum a little bit and get like, a little vibration going some girls are really, really sensitive right there like, for me, for example you can't even touch it touch around it, but don't actually go there because it's just really? too much, yeah but I've seen girls like, go like, fucking ape shit like, just rubbing it like, fucking a thousand miles per hour wait, does that like, a turn on though? yeah, of course like, I've seen girls just get like, crazy on that and just like, go back and forth yeah, I mean, it's different for every girl just like, for every guy some guys want their cock bitten off some guys are like oh, fuck, no yeah no guy would want their dick bitten off oh, some do but and you would do that? I wouldn't bite it off or drop blood or anything but but, a little chew oh man, I can't even think of that right now that's terrible see, that's what I'm saying listen to your partner alright don't just go forth with teeth well, I'm gonna listen to you, you tell me what you want okay, be gentle, that's what I want okay nice and slow yeah, like, I'm really, I'm pretty rough with guys unless I like you, then I'll be gentle with you but well, let me ask you a question I want a guy to always be gentle with me do you think, do guys bring that out in you? like, that kind of thing? yeah, I think so yeah, I think so that kind of like the animal where you get kind of crazy like that or do you just do it because you don't give a fuck about the guy and you want to see what you can get away with? I mean do you kind of push the button a little bit? sometimes I've been with guys in the past where I just really it wasn't gonna go anywhere you know, it was just whatever and I was kind of rough with them like rough? are you talking about like, just like like scratching yeah like slapping them yeah choking them nails, no, I don't choke people well, I don't know, I'm just I'm trying to think what you're no, just nails nails, nails in the back like digging in? yeah I was gonna say like if you ever ride a guy on top you're like digging your nails into his chest yeah leave a few marks you ever do like a quick like surprise like a thumb up the ass? no oh, I don't know no, I've employed lots of things up the ass but that comes later in the relationship okay yeah, I'm gentle, I'm nice yeah, I don't know I am, really but if I like a guy but I think there's times when somebody just brings it out in you you know what I mean? I think there's a time and a place I think there's a time to be like very slow and seductive and sensual and let the foreplay like lead up to it and I think there's times when it's just like you know, you just wanna go and fuck like animals and get crazy oh, what if have you ever teased a girl with like a month of foreplay? a month? oh my god I don't know about that that's a long time it's just, yeah like you just you can't you can't wait to get with someone but you know you wanna wait because you know it's gonna be so good have you ever had that? no, actually it sounds more like a fetish type thing for me and then to kind of see what you get away with like kind of like the overpowering oh yeah, the tease which actually reminds me of Abraham's question actually, that is a very good lead in nice work Abraham asked hey guys well, the question I want to ask what has been the weirdest fetish you've heard of? what has been the weirdest fetish you've heard of? what has been the weirdest fetish you've heard of? what has been the weirdest fetish you've heard of? to my surprise I've ran into many people with weird fetishes well, you already know what mine is what? my friend pooping on his wife's chest you love that though that's weird fetish I think that's fucking nuts but you would never want someone to do it? no okay well, I don't even I hesitate to even bring this up but he asked the question and I'm a pretty honest person now, I'm not into this Alex is not into this Mindy is not into this I don't know anybody who is into this however what is it? when we were recording our promo when we were recording our promo yeah we were talking about that death fetish thing oh, yeah where people actually kill people in porn yeah, that one's weird that one's too scary for me that's so freaky what if you don't know and you're just like friends and they're like, hey, come to a party and then all of a sudden you're dead they're fucking you literally to death well, that's a good way to go out, I guess so you're talking about like snuff films? yeah a lot of them are fake but I'm sure there's real ones yeah, but they say if it's fake then it's not even like part of the genre consider it that way, yeah yeah but they have to portray it one way or the other sick that's kind of weird, right? you've seen a few documentaries on such things yeah there's another one it's kind of nuts, right? yeah let's just stop talking about it there's another one formicophilia what the heck is that? it most often happens actually in developing countries like the Philippines developing? we're a developed country, by the way the Philippines is? yeah all the islands? all the islands hmm it depends what the tide is I'm gonna Wikipedia that one later it's actually where you get off by having live bugs crawling on you oh man like those giant hissing cockroaches they're flying, by the way they fly too? yeah have you ever seen people eat the worms out of the trees? no, what the heck? have you ever done that? why do you always go straight to Food Network? we're talking about fetishes that's kind of a combination of everything food? yeah and then, of course, we can't forget we have a lot of people who are like, oh, I'm not going to eat this but the Japanese who come up with all kinds of crazy weirdness yeah, they're like weird, right? yeah, they are I fucked a couple of Japanese girls in my past is it good? yeah wait, do they do it with like little white underwear on? that's what I imagine it would be like no, but one of them that I was with, she didn't shave her pussy at all? no, at all is that like a thing with Asian girls? I don't know no, actually, all the girls I've been with, they're just pretty clean shaved yeah, but they're like American Asian well, yeah, I don't know it was just weird like authentic Asian, I wonder it just makes me think they've got like probably really hairy pussies well, I think yes or no I think there's still some kind of, you know, take care of themselves one way or the other burusera and what the heck is burusera? that is where guys get off to girls' underwear okay and now, no, actually, like, you know, you can get it in vending machines and whatever but actually, there's I don't even know how this is there's situations where a guy can pay a girl and she's like, oh, I don't know to sniff her underwear while she's wearing it are you kidding me? no only in Japan, right? yeah, probably they're fucking nuts or Little Tokyo, maybe, I don't know I'm sure they're probably close they do weird stuff over there I had a friend who went over there and he told me he went to a restaurant it was no pon shabu shabu which means no pants and basically, like, it's mirrored floors and the waitresses walk around in little skirts with no underwear on so everybody's looking down yeah it's like, oh, I don't know I'm looking, I dropped my quarter yeah, it's like the Asian Hooters, I guess Hooters doesn't have mirrors on their floor no, but they've got boobs, like, coming out in your face this has pussies coming out from underneath well, it's kind of weird because something like that, it's like, you know, it's there but it's not, it's kind of sneaky and sexy but, you know, it's kind of hidden yeah very provocative I don't know, let's move on to Rachel's question she said, I've always heard that when a person gets jealous it's because they actually care so if a man doesn't get jealous should that be cause for concern? and I know you've got an opinion on this one yeah I mean, I don't know you've always, I've always said, like like Jay-Z quoted jealousy is a female trait, you know I mean, I always say, like, I mean I hate, I think jealousy is actually like a bad thing in a relationship I mean, I don't think you really need to show that I mean, I'll check a bitch quick if I need to but it's more like if she's acting out or if she's acting a fool, something like that like if she's trying to make you jealous well, no, if she's trying to make me jealous I think she's playing games I think she's insecure with herself and if she, see, something like that I mean, I do have a firm stance on it because, look, if you and I are together and if you're gonna go play games like you wanna make me jealous then something's not right like, no games, I'm done yeah, if there's jealousy there's something else breaking down yeah, I mean, at that end I mean, look, we should be into each other and love forget about the rest fuck the world, just me and you nobody else yeah at that point, you know we have each other's back because the only ones in the relationship are you and I right you know, why should you go elsewhere for me to prove how much I love you when you already know if I express it to you daily you know what I mean so for me to for you to go and make me jealous or do something like that I don't know, I don't have time for that those immature games I totally agree they need to grow up but speaking of games what about lying by omission? you know, I like to do that but I feel like, okay if someone asks me a question straight out I'm gonna answer it because I've always gotten caught in my lies and then I just look stupid like, why were you lying? oh, I didn't want to tell you well, now I know oh you know well, I'm a believer where like, we've always talked about this like, the key to relationships is communication so I think that's really built on trust and honesty you know what I mean? and then turn like, you build that loyalty and respect toward each other so like you should always be truthful one way or the other yeah, you should think about why you feel the need to lie you know what from your own guilt or because the person's crazy well, no I think once you start lying you lie to yourself and you get caught in the lie it's like, you know, like I'm asking like hey, how do you feel today? I'm doing fine you straight up just lie to me when you're probably miserable inside are you talking about me right now? no, I'm just saying in general is my nose dripping on you? no, but I'm just you can tell, huh? no, but no, no, no my my nose is dripping on you my nose is dripping on you the point is it's like you know, then it becomes you lie you just lie unconsciously yeah you know what I mean? it's like, oh, what's up? and you could just like oh, whatever the case is I'm good, I'm fine but really you're not you're lying to yourself and you're lying to the other person and that just turns sour and that's not good oh, that totally makes sense like, you want to build upon it you want to grow together I think something like that you grow apart and further away it's hard to build on that, you know? yeah no, I completely agree don't lie, people there's no reason don't lie just work through the issue she had another question for us there's a follow-up damn, Rachel's pretty deep I know I know I kind of want to know what's going on in her life the other guys are the more like simple I just wanted to hear you say it the women get deep you say clit, huh? would you say divorces are less likely to occur if marriages are more traditional with the woman being the housewife while the husband is the provider? I say absolutely not because that was one of the causes for my divorce I felt incredibly stifled I wasn't able to grow outside the home I really didn't have any outside interests and so I finally just said fuck it to the whole thing and decided to become my own person so that's kind of rough I mean I don't I think ideally if I was in a position where I could have my like my wife be a housewife and do the whole thing I mean what woman would really say no to that? me you would really say no to that? yeah you need to constantly be busy? yeah I want to be a full fulfilled person well what if you're like a soccer mom no that's fine but your kids are gonna grow up and then you're nothing no you then you go back to your husband and you guys start all over again but that's your husband is developing this whole life outside and you're sitting at home waiting for him your kids grow up but then you're still really I mean nothing but then you're still basically he's got his whole outside career all of his friends no at that point he could retire you guys could travel the world together do whatever the heck you want to do but you've never developed your own life well I think prior to that you know what I mean? what like before you have kids? yeah I mean I don't think a woman's life should end just because she has kids no I agree with you I think that's the beginning I think people like as a parent I think they embrace it yeah but so you think that she should be at home not you know well I mean kids grow fast I think you should enjoy it as much as you can they don't grow that fast well faster than you think I mean me personally I don't know but I mean I have like a lot of nieces and nephews and I mean you know I think kids grow fast I think that's what I hear you enjoy them while you can here's the thing my kids threw my house keys out the window when I was driving on the freeway today what? if I didn't have the ability to come here and yeah and just kind of release some of that insane anger that's building up I would be at home stewing probably drinking losing my shit well you need to check your kids give them a good spanking I got the wooden spoon in the car there you go handle it check them put them in their place I'm just saying you've got to develop a life outside your kids outside the home outside the home outside of your husband your husband didn't find you because you were going to be a great housewife well no I mean I don't think I don't think you're going to build that whole thing on that way I mean I think you want to have a life and I think you will have a life I don't think it's going to be based upon that that's kind of weird that's what I'm saying don't no I don't think marriages would last longer if they were based on traditional rules go be yourself go live your life go fly a plane do whatever you want find someone who grows with you and who supports you okay next question next question hi Melissa and Alex I have a question about anal sex Alex's favorite and of course you're listening to Oral Stimulation on XM165 and skidreelstudios.com I have had three girlfriends now ex-girlfriends that loved it I don't like it myself but if I run into an ex-girlfriend or another girl that likes anal what advice would you give me I want to please her but I have no idea what to do and this is signed down the rabbit hole no lazy girls allowed maybe one there's room for one lazy girl in everybody's life you yeah and only you oh yeah my little pillow princess okay now what were you telling me about that because you've been calling me a lazy whore I decided that the nickname is now pillow princess and you said that's only for lesbians but I'm gonna take it I'm gonna take it and I'm not with it you will take it you're absolutely right I will take it I will do nothing with it the whole anal thing I think that's one of the things I think like as a guy it's like they want to take that from a girl you know they want to snatch that because they've you know obviously they could fuck the pussy whenever they want or the cases but like to fuck the ass I mean I know guys are probably like against it I have some friends that are for it some of them are against it but I think at that point like they that's something they want to conquer it's like something that they they they say like they own so I think it's like a glorified thing for them to do it actually I think it'd be kind of cool if he had that way you know what I mean especially no if like if a girl's like saying hey fuck me in the ass I mean I prefer to do the the vagina hole but so you like doing anal? do I what? do you like sticking your dick in a girl's anal hole? yeah if I had opportunity I would do it okay but it sounds like he doesn't like it so what can you do instead? if he's forced to? well I don't know you're creative what would you what would you I would go on adamandeve.com what? and do what? well first I would enter the promo code skid row and then I would pick up some anal toys or beads but you have to be very careful here it has got to be anal toys do not stick any old banana or sharpie marker or plunger or plunger or anything in the ass because the muscles can clench up and suck that thing in and then you're on your way to the emergency room to have it officially removed dang do you have friends that work in the ER? I don't I have friends that they tell me stories they're crazy see a lot of people I guess come in and say they've sat on things like the weirdest one I ever heard was a guy had a lemon shoved up his ass a lemon? yeah he said he was trying to make lemonade in the shower yeah okay I don't remember where I heard that but I will never forget it just a little tip for you and your listeners there is definitely a webpage where medical doctors share x-rays of all the wonderful things are you serious? stuck in yeah lots of bottles curling irons and there were some like horror stories too like one guy got a light bulb stuck up there and they were afraid it was going to break in there weird that's like the shotgun shells what? what? oh man I slipped on the curling iron yeah that happens those bathroom floors you know what they're creative these guys are naked just propped up just the right way they're creative these guys are creative you know what though a good substitute actually for doing the act I guess maybe is engaging your partner and watching it Damien Damien Damien live tweeted to us he said why do girls get mad when they catch the guy watching porn shout out to Damien heck yeah thanks for listening but I don't get mad I think it's like a why aren't you spending that energy on me instead but why are you offended by that though? I'm not offended by that I don't care I dated a guy who did nothing but sit around my house all day and watch porn and jerk off and wait for me to get home and then fuck me well I mean that could probably be more offensive but I mean I think guys are gonna do it regardless no matter what you know what I mean I think if it's a thing maybe to like like say if you caught me watching porn would you be like oh what are you watching would you be like oh don't I would totally jump on you and we would act the whole thing out see but you're not like every other girl some girl would be like oh why are you watching that shit I think it's cause they secretly wanna do it they're jealous well maybe I think see that goes back to the whole jealousy thing I think they think that cause I'm watching something else that I might not be into it or I might not be into you and I'm looking elsewhere to fulfill some kind of need or some kind of want or whatever the case is you know what I mean but maybe I'm just learning a couple pointers that I wanna go yeah I think I don't think it's a bad thing at all so thanks for the tweet Damien I'd rather catch you watching porn than catch you watching two girls without me or something I don't know two girls I am a boy I like watching so our next question hey Melissa and Alex how do you make your girl or how do you find out if your girl is a squirter signed did you pee on me clearly he has some experience here yeah someone pissed on him first of all I'm pretty sure any girl can squirt you just have to get the technique right yeah I've I've actually I haven't been with a girl that squirted so I can't really comment on that but I have friends that would really try to get that way and try to find out I had a guy I think he almost got me there really but I mean you have to make the girl extremely comfortable so that in the event she did pee on you it would still everything like you wouldn't just run out the door all disgusted all weird actually I had a friend that he he was hooking up with a girl and totally she she squirted and he was like what the heck so this our friend told us a story so her nickname is a waterfalls gosh does she know that yeah I'm sure she knows it now but I mean this guy was just like all proud he's like what the fuck he freaked out and she freaked out like oh my god I'm sorry so she grabbed the blanket right away and like covered it up because she was embarrassed yeah but he was like oh fuck yeah because I mean not too many people can actually really do that you know what I mean so I think maybe we can do that on a show sometime we'll find a way let's tell Austin that's an idea we're gonna we're gonna make you squirt on show yeah we're gonna work on that of course the show is Oral Stimulation on XM165 and skidrowstudios.com we're gonna go to a quick break but we'll be back with more of your questions soon listen to Skid Row Studios anytime anywhere with the Skid Row app on your smartphone Skid Row Studios real radio on the internet! dot com yeah please come get high with us tune into the love bite where all your kinky desires come true Sundays 3 to 4 p.m. Pacific time at skidrowstudios.com please join me Wyme Russell here live at skidrowstudios.com for the devil's in the details radio show Fridays from 2 to 3 p.m. Pacific Standard Time we cover everything from conspiracy theories to the truth movement please join us hey everybody this is Sal Rodriguez and Chris Z of Registered Ear Offenders be sure to call in live every Friday 1 p.m. Pacific Time or 4 p.m. Eastern Standard Time right here on skidrowstudios.com fourth place beat first ladies in the line we're gonna rock you I'm saying me first and keeping condoms in a purse I'm the worst when it comes to talking dirty like a jerk but I told you how I squirt it all comes with the worst the boys love my thick ass Cuban thighs thirsty horse eyes so I open wide let it slide listen to skidrow studios anytime anywhere with the skidrow iPhone app for your smartphone skidrow studios real internet radio is it love? or lust? man freaking Austin you're back with Melissa and Alex on oral stimulation xm165 and skidrowstudios.com every time that plays I'm hoping he's gonna change it and it's the same like that makes me blush why? I don't know it's just so you act like that was you screaming in the background that's fine I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I wasn't but it's just so do you think you could do better than her? oh yeah is that a challenge? really quick yeah really quick go on cue what? moan I can do it whatever it's no big deal oh man okay so I got a little chubby now look what you did this week I have got some serious lust going on what? for guys who play sports really? oh man I thought it was all about the NBA and the high school and the high school hockey players and all those people go on strike or whatever but seriously if you catch a good local basketball game or something actually i've heard that from some of my female friends they're attracted to basketball players because of the way they're built this isn't the intensity they play with really yeah basketball huh yeah i guess baseball guys are kind of boring i mean baseball's good too but there's a lot more junk grabbing in the dugout than on the sidelines there's there's too much adjustment going on so i'm lusting after those guys who can just put on a jersey and jump on the court all right shout out to basketball players you ready to get back into the questions yeah actually we have a good one here i like this one i like when the people actually tell us their situation so this one's from matt he said says i'm 23 and living in the midwest i found your show on stitcher shout out to stitcher find us on itunes stitcher we're all over the place um i've listened almost every episode i like what you both do heck yeah we're doing something right basically my problem is beating girls i used to be really good at this but then i got caught up in a bad eating disorder a few years ago and lost my ability to talk to women i'm by no means a creep i'm decently attractive six one one seventy five and the majority of my time is spent weight lifting or long distance running that's a good combination yeah it seems like a happy talk about something you were a second ago yeah he says i also like to sail skateboard swim bake and cook definitely another huge plus i'm finishing up my bachelor's degree in elementary education and may start grad school in the fall for clinical counseling i try to go to bars coffee shops the gym classes and other social places to meet women but always act like a little and do nothing any advice would be great if i would guess i would say it's my lack of socialization i'm a lack of confidence first of all props to you for not online dating i just have to throw that out there it seems like that's where the social recluses go well i think at that point like the whole online dating thing is more like a convenience thing because you know you're constantly busy people are always on their phones or their ipads or their computers or other cases so you kind of get a feel of what you maybe similar interest to kind of filters it for you instead of you have to do the 21 questions yourself like oh like what's your favorite color blah blah blah yeah starting off with a similar interest is yeah i mean at least you're you know like three dates ahead yeah then you don't seem so creepy if you guys are both on a boat or something no but i want to give him more props for everything he's done i mean he's kind of overcame like a he overcame like an eating disorder which is for anybody you know it's which is i think less in the men yeah as opposed to women so i mean it's a little bit or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or I don't think it's necessarily being afraid of women or even a lack of confidence. It's just the fear of rejection. But you know what? I think we all fear that going one way or the other. Absolutely. People can show it in different ways. I mean, there's times when I go and I flirt with guys and I get totally shot down. And it's either because they're oblivious, which happens, or it's because they're just really not interested. And then I'm kind of left like looking a little stupid. But I mean, that can't stop you. But I mean, the one thing I would tell Matt is like, you know, give it the good old college try. Like he's never known unless he asks. And I think that'll help build his confidence. And if not, like with the one girl, another girl, I keep practicing, keep trying. I think the one tip I could give him is, which I kind of learned with me is keep the question simple. You know what I mean? Let a girl ask her something simple and let her talk. And the more she talks, the more she's going to feel comfortable. And then you could actually build the confidence to ask other questions like, oh, what are you doing later? Hey, can I get your number? Or do you want to hang out again? Can I follow you home? No, that's creeper status. Your place or mine? Yeah, don't ask. Just go. Yeah, but see, you know what I mean? I think something like that through conversation is key because the minute you get each other talking, you... Like the nerves calm down. Yeah, definitely don't go into it thinking, oh my God, I have to impress this girl so much. She's going to want to marry me right now. Look for friendship. Look for... It could be something simple like, hey, how was your day? Right? Yeah. Because I mean, if you go like, hey, you look really nice. I mean, yeah, you have beautiful eyes. You know, at that point, a girl's heard that. I mean, I think they're guarded to begin with. Sure. So if you come something simple like, hey, how was your day? Or you look like you're having a good time. Or you look like... Like you had a terrible day. Can I hear about it? Something as simple... You do that? You walk up to people and ask if they're having a bad day? Yeah, because at that point, look at... Melissa, are you having a bad day? Or you look like you're having a bad day. You could say yes. And then I could be like, oh, cool. Tell me about it. How bad was it? It can't be that bad, really. What do you do when you get shot down though? Like what if you walk up to a girl and you're totally cool. You have the confidence. And then you fumble over your words or something. And she's just like, really? Well, yeah. Okay, so if I came up to you and be like, hey, how was your day? And you just like look at me and like roll your eyes. Yeah. Dude, I'd be straight up like, oh, I could tell you're having a bad day. I knew it. I was right. You know, you find a way to kind of be creative to come back at them. Yeah. And even if she's just ignoring you, I mean, then it's like on to the next one. Move. Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, this guy's got so much going for him. And he seems well-rounded. And I think at that point, he could adapt to whatever girl he meets. I mean, if he's going for straight like Playboy models or something like that, I mean, even with Playboy models or something to that stature, he could still find a common denominator. Playboy models are just people. Well, that's what I'm saying. If you're going for sexy radio hosts or Playboy models. But you get my point. It's like no matter what, he's well-rounded where he could adapt to whatever environment he's in. Yeah, totally. It's just a matter of putting yourself out there. So really just don't worry about it. Get started. And... Man, honestly, it's a numbers game. Just play the numbers. The more you try, the more... If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. What was that thing you and Austin had talked about before when we were talking about the book that ruined my life? What about it? The game? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's like a numbers game. I mean, for me, it's like... I wouldn't put my... Like, say if I'm at a club and there's like one... Like, I scope it out like for like an hour. And there's like only the one girl I would talk to. I would never really just go up to her and like expect to want to talk to her because there's a chance she would tell me no. So I would like, you know, talk to other girls. I mean, at the end of the night, at least I'm not going home empty-handed. I have a couple options. They might have a couple of cute friends or... You know what I mean? One way or the other. I think I'd still proceed and move forward. Yeah, because, I mean, you talked to nine girls. Well, yeah. That's always the toughest part. You know what I mean? The best way to learn in a relationship is to fail at least once or twice. I mean, I'm sure you'll say something stupid or something like that. But the point is to learn. You know what I mean? Definitely. Keep moving forward because you're an awesome guy. You have a lot going for you. If you want me to tell you you are awesome every single day, add us on facebook.com slash oral stimulation radio and I will totally do that. I mean, that's how I got my co-host. Yeah, you told me I was awesome every day. Oh, I worked you so hard. I had to call you every day and tell you you were awesome. Now it's my turn to work that ass. Can't wait. Such a mutually beneficial relationship. It's not one thing, it's another. Thank you, Matt, for your email. And please send us an update. Because I want to know how this turns out. I always like to hear stories where you fail and succeed. And to the clit licker guy, I want to know if you had any success as well. So let's move on to our next email, which was from Keith. Yes. And he said, do women like when men show their vulnerable side? I get conflicting results. Wow. That's actually pretty deep. But I've got a definite answer for this. Okay, I want to hear. I would say, yes, girls love it, but it completely depends on the situation. Do not start crying at a bar. Just don't do it. I'll walk off with the guy who kicks you while you're crying, okay? Well, I think that's a little too vulnerable. I mean, I don't think really that. I mean, I think a lot of guys are all, they have this whole machismo. They're all tough and they're all hard. But I think behind closed doors, I think they're, they are that like that, that teddy bear, they're soft. And I think when they show that vulnerability, I think that shows that they could trust the person they're with. Yeah. I mean, for me, that's one of my tactics, which sounds terrible. No, it's okay. That's good. That's good. Let me give you an example. I went to a basketball game. Okay. I'm all about basketball tonight, huh? I went to this game and the guy that I was there watching, his team lost. Uh-huh. And you could tell that he was really not happy about it. But he didn't act like a little bitch. He didn't run around and like punch things and act all crazy. Like you could tell he was a person. He had feelings and he wasn't happy with it, but it gave me the chance to cheer him up later. I gotcha. So it's a fine line, but I say, unless someone has died, do not cry. I think it's rough. I mean, I think at that point it's really, if you show, I think that's too vulnerable. I think just allowing yourself to be, like a little bit guarded and like to show that you kind of care. Or you could say something sweet towards someone when you're not usually like that. I mean, that's my more, more or less my definition of being vulnerable. You know what I mean? Like if I meet you, I could be all tough with my boys, but then I could maybe like hug you or give you a little kiss on the forehead or like on the temple. Oh, I love that. When a guy is in a group of his friends, but then he treats you differently. He treats you sweetly and he doesn't care who's watching. Oh, that's the best. See, I mean, I think there's, there's like a time and a place for that. But I think, you know, being vulnerable, I think that's definitely like a part where you could use it towards your side. But I mean, I wouldn't be too vulnerable where like, you know, like I'm a mess. I need you. Like that's, yeah. I mean, I think that's a turn off. I've dealt with women that are like that and I can't deal with it. That's not, yeah, that's not cute either. I'm all about people being strong, independent people and being in relationships because you compliment each other, not complete each other. No, I agree with that completely. I mean, I think like the sexiest thing a woman could wear is confidence. I'm attracted to confident women. I mean, even more than lace. Yeah. The way a woman walks with the confidence she has with her head high, strong, and that swagger. I mean, I mean, at that point, well, you know, when a girl's bad, when she's a badass like that, she, she cares herself well like that. And like, she doesn't care. Like she's going to get attention whether or not like people be looking at her like, damn, she's ugly or like, damn, she's fine. Either way, right? But she has the confidence to walk in that manner. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Either way, you're going to look whether you're a man or a woman. That's true. What other questions do we got? We're getting close here. I know. Okay. I'll go faster. No, I'll go faster. You go faster. I'll just lay there. We have one from Steven. Pillow princess. He says, I've been married for seven years, but things have been very rough between my wife and I for a while now. Oh, you can hear my nose getting stuffy, huh? I know. Pending legal. I can't wait to take your temperature with my penis. You've decided that we will cohabitate in the same house as roommates slash friends. I have my doubts as to the friends part, but we'll see what I can deal with for the kids. My question is, since I'm pretty sure she's getting it on with another man or has one in mind, is it socially acceptable for me to hook up? I don't want anything serious, but it would be great to have someone to spend time with where I can just be myself and I can just be myself I would be honest with the potential hookup, but is that wrong? I would say... Man, these got deeper and deeper. I know. To answer your question completely literally, is it socially acceptable? That really depends on the social circle that you're in. There are, of course, websites that cater to married dating or cheating or, you know, secretive relationships. So, clearly, there's people out there doing it. I wouldn't take it off the website to your next family picnic. You know, I mean, your aunts and uncles might look at you sideways, but, you know, I would really say before you start looking for another person to fulfill your needs, work on yourself first. Actually, you're smart. That's a good place to start is through yourself. You know, I mean, you can start with some self-help books or, you know, it might even help to contact someone or contact a counselor so that you really can focus on getting your own head straight without the pressure of a potential hookup. See, which I think anybody, I mean, it sounds good finding Danny, but I mean, my pride, I don't know if I would go see a counselor. I mean, like, you know, guys are cool and tough. Like, the number one place people usually go to for therapy is where? To the bar. They'll start drinking. Yeah. And at least that covers up a little bit of the pain, not fully, but temporarily. You know what I mean? And they, they want that numbing effect constantly. And then obviously, I worry that's on like some kind of substance abuse, you know, one way or the other. Yeah. I mean, okay. If you're not going to go leave the house to look for a counselor, there's online support groups. There's things you can do, but definitely do not look to another person. Sometimes they go to their peers, right? I mean, they'll, do you think people put a lot of stress on their friends? Yeah. I mean, having been through a divorce, I can tell you I've got zero friends that were, you know, couples that my ex-husband and I were friends with and now that I'm still talking to. It just, and it's not that I did anything wrong. Yeah. I probably did, but I mean, it's just divorce changes you. It changes your entire outlook. It changes your entire social situation. You're no longer the married couple hanging out with married couples. You're now an individual. And of course, individuals have different goals. Yeah. You know, my married friends don't want to go look for hot Asian guys. Well, so, okay, let's put that behind us because obviously that's like something that passed. Like, how can somebody rebound from that? Like, how do you rebound from like, like, what was his question? Like, can he be honest with, I mean, I think he should be honest and tell the person like, I don't think there's anything wrong. Okay. If you're really looking for a hookup, fine, go find a hookup, but don't expect anything long-term from that person. Don't expect them to, to fix you emotionally. I mean, it's really, it's, you've either got to go the direction of talking and working things out with a person or hooking up with a person. I don't think they blend well. Well, no, I mean, in that situation. I guess in a way you answered it, right? You want to really focus on yourself. Like, you have certain needs that you need met. You need to find out like if something's wrong or if you need something fulfilled. And at that point, when you look in the mirror and you figure out what you need fixed, that way you can move forward and try to fix it or find somebody to fill that void that you need. Yeah. It might be temporary. It might be long-term. Maybe, you know, it can benefit both of you guys. I mean, you mentioned that you have kids. Put your energy there. Focus on that, you know, build those relationships up and then everything else will kind of fall into place. Even if you don't have the strength right now to focus on yourself or do the work that you need to do. Yeah. You know, do it for them. Be, be strong for them. I think it's still kind of tough though because, I mean, maybe he's together for the kids and maybe it's financially better that they, you know, for everything or that they stay together but it's still kind of tough. I mean, if you're not happy, if you're living in a roommate, friend situation, you're both going to be miserable. You're both going to resent each other more than you do. Just get out. I agree. It's always easier said than done though, right? But it can be done. No, I agree. I did it. I think that's the best thing to do is to get out of it if you can. I mean, you're right. You're going to take a couple steps back. I mean, there's going to be that constant struggle throughout but at the end of the day, you're going to be a stronger person, a better person. If you're living in a time in your life where you hate yourself and you hate your life and it's a consistent thing, think right now about all the days you've lost just this week. You're right. Just being miserable. You don't get those days back. You don't look ahead and say, three months from now I'm going to be happy so I'll just be miserable now and then everything's going to change three months from now. Work on yourself. Work on your life. Make sure you're happy every day. Well, I think that's where a lot of people lose sight of themselves. I think they turn to other people to make them happy whether it be like, you know, I need you to do this. That makes me happy. Chocolate makes me happy. You know what I mean? At that point, it's like you need to look within yourself what actually really makes you happy whether it be like going to the gym, whether it be like, I don't know, traveling. The thing is, once you figure this out, once you figure out that really happiness and peace comes from within, it's such an enlightening feeling. Right? It falls into place. It really does. And you can hear that a hundred times over but until it actually clicks for you, you're not going to know it. I mean, I just, I know this is so off topic for our regular oral stimulation listeners but I really feel like the message needs to get out there. If you're looking for positivity, if you're looking for the right direction in your life, it starts from within. Yeah. And just you know, write a list, start taking baby steps but move in the direction that you want to be in. There's people who are out there living their dreams every day. You should be one of them. I, wow, I'm speechless. Look at you. Well, no, I mean, not only that, you start with yourself and if not yourself within your surroundings, you know, I'm a firm believer you put yourself around positive people, you become a positive person. Yeah. I mean, do you expect yourself to be a better person if you're hanging out in like random places where they're all like low lives? Yeah. Misery loves company. Don't be, don't be drawn down by that. You know what I mean? Stay positive. No, that's a great point. If you're looking to, if your goal is to be single, to be a good dad, to build yourself up for your kids, put yourself in that direction. Don't look for other people who are miserable in their marriage and looking to be secretive because that is not going to help you towards your goal. You're going to, you're going to find a crutch but you're not going to find what you're looking for. Yeah. If anything, you could always set up an amelotic mic on YouTube. That guy's got, Mr. Positivity himself. Mr. Positivity. Yeah. If anybody's having a bad day, seriously, amelotic mic at whatever his YouTube channel. Or need some tips on swag. It's not swag. It's class. Yeah. All right. But let's move on. It sounds like our next question from Jen is kind of related to this one. How soon is too soon to start dating after a breakup from a previous relationship? I have a crazy sister who likes to jump from one relationship to the next but I think she should take a break and slow down and take some time for herself. How can I tell her that she's just not ready? Well. Well, sounds like her sister needs to be in a relationship constantly. Well, I have friends that are like that. They constantly need, well, like men and women, they constantly need somebody there. They really, really need to rely on somebody. That is true. Luckily for the sister, it's not her problem. Yeah. I mean, it's cool that she's looking out for her sister but it's really not up to her to decide. I mean, you don't really know what's going on in those past relationships. You know, even if she's telling you everything that went on and my boyfriend was so horrible and I'm so miserable, blah, blah, blah, you're still only hearing half the story. Yeah, there's both sides to it. You're right. So it's like, I don't know, my advice to Jen is just let your sister do her thing and support her. Well, no, it kind of goes back to what we just said. It's like it starts within herself. Her sister needs to find herself. Yeah. I mean, she needs to find out what she likes. See, you know how she, you talked about how she jumps from one relationship to another. I call that transitional relationships because you transition from one person to another and you found out, you learn a lot about yourself, like what you like, what you don't like, what you're looking for, what you're really not into. You know, and that's something you could take forward in your next relationship. It's like, I really like a guy that's athletic like you were talking about or you like a guy that you hate a guy that's this way or that way. I think those are times where you learn more about yourself. Maybe for her, she just needs to learn it through relationships, not really directly on her own. But maybe, you know, she'll like take all those guys and think of the perfect guy and maybe meet the perfect guy or the perfect guy will find her. Until she's walking down the aisle, let her do whatever she wants. Right? Well, maybe Jen is the shoulder of the crime every freaking time. maybe she's just sick of that. Yeah, maybe she's just like, you know what, like work on yourself. Lift yourself up, Jen. Don't allow your sister to drag you down through her crazy, crazy relationships. Should we do one more real quick here? Do we have time? I think we do. All right, something really quick. This one came for Alex specifically. For me. It says, my girlfriend of three months cheated on me shortly after we decided to commit to each other. Then I caught her in bed with my cousin. She said they've always been close and best friends do that kind of stuff all the time, but I don't think she should be allowed to just kiss whoever she wants to. She says it's okay since it was just another girl. I don't know if I can ever trust my cousin again, but I really love this girl. She's my whole life. How can I get rid of my cousin so I can be happy again? Signed, Big Mo in the 714. What the heck? So this guy. Sort this all out. Okay, so this guy hooks up with this girl and the girl's good friends with his cousin, which is a girl. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. And they end up hooking up together. And now he wants to off the cousin so he can be happy with the girlfriend of three months. Dude, this is, I think he should find another girl even though he's like crazy in love with her. She doesn't know what she wants. She wants to be with another girl but then be with him. I'm sure she probably has things fulfilled one way or the other, you know, either with the guy or with the girl, but. Just let her go. She's crazy. I would find another girl. Find a girl that'll love you for who you are. Big Mo in the 714. Great advice. I've had so much fun answering these questions. Yeah, I mean, that's cool. We get a lot of feedback. I know, very, rarely we respond back to or when we respond via email or we'll bring them on air. It was cool to do a whole show on it, you know what I mean, to kind of dedicate back. Come find us at AdultCon on Saturday night. Check us out at Oral Stim on Twitter, Oral Stim at gmail.com, facebook.com, slash Oral Stimulation Radio. Do you really want to love me forever? Oh, oh, oh. Or is it just a hit and run?