be playing words with friends No way girl, you're living in a dream No way girl, you stay behind the scenes No way girl, you never go outside No way girl, cause you prefer to hide Every day, every night In that unfamiliar light You're pulling up when I call you I move And I try to get through And I try to talk to you But there's something stopping me Good evening, welcome to Verbal Vomit. This is Kitty Anarchy with my special guests. Dr. Miriam Gutierrez and Dr. Evelyn Espinosa. It took them a little to get in, but once they're in, they're in there all the way. So, what's up? Hey there. On the, what? Start talking. Hello. So, Dave is taking the night off and it's an all-girl cast tonight, so we'll see how that goes. So, what's up girls? Well, we survived the rapture. We're all here. Oh, that's right. May 21st, 6 p.m.? Yep. Yes. New Zealand had a quake, but that was it. Oh, two quakes. We've been like on a quake roll though. Like... Macho man Randy Savage died though. Oh, that's right. He did. He was the only true believer. Sam got a text message that said that he died to stop the rapture. And there's a picture of him body slamming Jesus. And you said someone committed suicide? Yeah. Yeah. One guy said goodbye to all his family. On Saturday? Yeah, right before. No. So, technically it was Friday, right before. Said goodbye to his family. Like, he didn't want to go out like that and killed himself. You know how? No, that I don't know. I was trying to look it up, but I couldn't find anything. Yeah, I don't think... I don't know. It doesn't feel like the same like other kind of like Y2K scares or other like... Other scares? Like, no one was... I didn't see like a mass exodus of people. Like, you know, I read that there was like... Like, people that... Because it's based on complete bullshit? It doesn't matter. It was based on mass. Some people, I mean... History has shown like Heaven's Gate. How many people were that? Like, a couple hundred? That's what I was expecting. I was totally expecting Heaven's Gate thing. And then that other guy? What guy? Waco, Texas. Oh, yeah. I was in sixth grade when that happened. What is it called? Not complex. What is it? Compound? David Koresh. He went out with a bang. He fucking fought back and shit. He was like, fuck this shit, man. This is how I want to live my life. So there was only one suicide that I heard of. There was only one. But that guy based everything on a mathematical equation that he came up with based on the last time... Noah's Ark, right? Like, it had something to do with when Noah's Ark was built. Yeah, the year of the flood was 7,000 after 4990 BC, which if you subtract 2011, minus one equals 7,000. I don't get it. Supposedly. It's the same thing. Come on. It's like how in God's years, like, one day is 1,000 and 1,000 is a day or something. Like, that's his explanation, and that's how he came up with it. But the thing is, this is his second guess, because he came up with that book in 1994. And he has a guess now that he was wrong. Now it's going to be October. October 24th. You're like, third time's a charm. That's when the world supposedly, like, ends for sure. Has that guy responded yet? Yeah, he posted a video. Today? Because I heard that he didn't respond. No, he posted a video this morning, I think. Oh, yeah? Did you watch it? No, I couldn't. I couldn't watch it. I was at work, but I saw it. I saw the post. Oh. But he was, like, apologizing and admitting he was wrong. Oh, my God. Did you guys remember the alien lady? The alien lady? What alien lady? Because my kids, my kids, you're right. Other people's kids, my cousins, they had told me about, like, a chain. I thought it was just a chain text about the aliens were going to come, and they were going to, like, show their faces for, like, three days. Yeah, I saw that. And I looked it up. And, like, Thursday. Some lady got into a trance and said that, yeah. Well, Miriam's a believer. I'm not a believer. The fourth kind. She believes it's real. Tell us about the fourth kind, Miriam. What's the fourth kind? I don't even know what it is. It's that movie about psychologists and aliens. The White Owl. Makes sense. I was just teasing you. I swear, though, I was having, like, a shit attack. I thought she was being serious. I was like, to me, I was like, she was saying the Blair Witch Project was serious. I was like, Miriam. You haven't seen it? No. Uh-uh. What is it about? Supposedly, it's based on a true story. Oh, is it, like, fire in the sky? Like, that's supposed to be based on a true story? No, but this is, like, supposedly with actual documentation and stuff. Like, actual footage. And supposedly, they show you the actual footage in the movie side by side with the actors. Did they do that? Yeah. Did you see that? Yeah. Oh, okay. I watched it because of Mia Jovovich. Is it scary? It sounds scary. You know what? It wasn't really. Like, I can't stand freaking aliens. We should have, like, alien music. I'm like, in the background right now. Do you have, like, some space tracks? That'd be cool. No, but she was a psychologist that supposedly started documenting stuff about people disappearing in Alaska. Well, her patients had the same symptoms and were all seeing a white owl. And then she hypnotized them. And they'd basically die after that, right? What? They would disappear. Something would happen. Oh, my God. Then they would be abducted. And then it, like. Maybe she just killed him and they're buried in her backyard or something. Her kid disappeared. Oh, yeah. Her own daughter disappeared. People kill their kids. I know. Like, that girl. What's her name? Kaylee. Kaylee. Kaylee. Yeah. That lady killed her kid. Why not just give it away or something? They had the first. They were making. There was news on that today that they had the first actual, like, safely surrender your baby today. I thought they already had some. I don't know. They were making a big deal today. Wasn't there. Wasn't there a father who, like, brought in, like, nine kids? But you have to wait. I didn't know that one. You could only turn it in the three days. Well, yeah, but he didn't know. And I don't think they. No way. I don't think they had specified, like, the clear rules or guidelines or whatever. And so he couldn't afford to, you know, keep them. And he brought the whole family. Can't you technically do that with DCFS, though? Can't you call it in and be like. People do that. I can't take my kid anymore. I know, like, when I work with kids in foster care. Like, sometimes, like, nothing was working. Like, they wouldn't hospitalize them. The social worker wouldn't do anything. And they'd be like, you know what? I'm done. Like, and they would just take them to the DCFS office and just be like, here, I don't care what you guys do. But I ain't taking care. And then they'll freaking do something. Then they'll, like, try to, you know. It's, like, a little too late. Well, there was another lady today who killed her two kids. Just today? And then, well, I read about it today. And then she tried to commit suicide, cut her wrist, and then called police. Police who showed up and then found the kids dead in their beds. Wow. Did she die? No. Damn. It's like that. They took her to the hospital. That lady from just, like, a couple months ago that posted on Facebook, like, I'm going to kill myself with me and my kids. And then, like, drove her car off, like, the harbor or whatever. Oh, yeah. One of her kids was actually able to get out. Yeah. He survived. He survived. And supposedly his mom's last words were, I regret this or something like that. Like, damn, the rest of your kids are in there. They're dying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I regret this. That's like, what the hell? I don't know. I don't know. I made a mistake. She said something like that. But the thing is, the kid was trying to get out and she was trying to pull him back in. But he actually got out. Oh, my God. That's not regret then. If one of them's finally trying to make it. That's probably what she's regretting, that one of them is getting out. Dang. It's like the crabs in the bucket, right? Like, if one of them tries to get out, it pulls you back in. Aw. That's what you tell people, like, yeah, it's hard to do the right thing. The other crabs pull the one crab. Yes. The crab that's trying to get out. One of my supervisors told me that one time. She's like, because I'm just like, people are hating me. They kick so much ass. I'm just kidding. When I was getting a license and I was like, I don't know if I should do this. And then, like, she's like, it's like the crabs. Like, when they're all in a bucket, maybe they're going to get eaten or boiled or whatever you do with crabs. And then, but if one wants to get out, they'll pull them back in. I'm like, yeah, that's how people are. When you're trying to do, like, something good, they're like, if I can try to pull you back down, I'll be that crab. That survives. I will survive crabs. Survive crabs. You will survive crabs. Whoa. Survive crabs. I survived crabs. I'm going to wear a shirt. It's good to know when your friends survive crabs. Yes. I mean, yes. We need to break the stigma. I survived gonorrhea. I lived. Hey, Kitty. So I want to know what you and your. Your friends here do. You guys are all counselors, right? Clinical therapist. That's the way to say it. Yeah. Yes. But we're all in the mental health field. Yes. Yeah. But with different degrees. And with different jobs. And with different. Yeah. At different places. But we all started together. Right. Yes. We at one time worked together. So did you. Did you guys meet in your job or did you know each other before? No. We met. We met and bonded over Avenue D. Yes. And cats. And cats. We're kitty comadres. Yeah. Are you a kitty comadre? I don't have any cats. I have a dog. She likes the. She likes the wolf. So was there an area that you guys specialize in or. We all started at school based, right? Weren't you school based with us? Yes. And then. Yeah. I butted heads with my supervisor. She was freaking crazy. Then again, they're all kind of crazy, but. No, no, no. They're not. They're not even crazy. They're freaking out of their minds. Yeah. For real. Like, yeah. They make you. I think to do that, you have to be crazy because. Yeah. I just look what they have as administrators. And then you lose half of your staff or more of your staff and then you get promoted. How does that work? Yeah. Yeah. That's me. To show your loyalty. Loyalty. You got to suck the director. Well, anyways, for people that don't know the mental health field, isn't all that cracked up to be? It sounds luxurious. It's rewarding when you help people. Yeah. But I mean. To see everything that we see. It's not the best paying job and not the, I think, most respected job. Yeah. So. That's true. Yeah. Thanks for bumming us out, germs. Podcast is over. All I did was ask you what you do. Podcast is over. No, but we all do different things now. I just want the listeners to know, you know, who they're listening to a little bit better, you know? You guys just started talking and everybody's like, who's listening? Who's listening? Who's listening? Who are these chicks? Okay. So I'm Evie and I do trauma work. I do positive parenting and I do multidisciplinary assessments. I only do that multidisciplinary assessments. I do assessments and some therapy. Oh, yeah. But mainly assessments. Yep. Do you have any questions for us? I think I could fill your entire show with my problems. But. But then you wouldn't get to any of your topics. I need a lot of therapy is what I'm saying. We might give you one. We might have room for one. If you want to. How about the incident with the psychiatrist? Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. I'm not sure I wanted to really broadcast that a whole lot since, you know. Okay. Tell us one of your problems then. Well, how about you go into a song segment or one of your subjects. Oh, and then you can think of it? And I'll think of a good one because there's a lot. Remember, use it because you get this one golden opportunity, three therapists in a room. Okay. That's true. We can brainstorm and give you the right answer. I'll come up with a good one. It'll probably be work related. Try to stump us. Okay. We've been through a lot. We can handle anything. Where we've worked especially. Yeah. After that. For reals. I know we're already. That was like fucking boot camp and shit. But you're still in it. I'm still. It's because I have like accustomed to this. You like the boot camp. Yeah. You like it. You like it. You like it. You like it. You like it. You like it. You start identifying with the torture. What is that called? Oh, what's that syndrome? Sembrano. That's Sembrano's name. No. What did you call it? Something syndrome. Yeah. It's that lady's name. What lady? Yeah. Like whoever's torturing you. Or even the Patty Hurts lady. Yeah. Her. But it's not called Patty Hurts syndrome. It's something like that. But it was named after her. No. But the one who did the study was in it. Zimbardo. Maybe that's what it is. But that's the name of the syndrome? I don't know. I don't know what the syndrome is. But he's the one who did the study. Basically, there's a syndrome that like. With the role. When you're tortured. When you're being tortured. Like say you're being kidnapped or something. Just for people that don't know. Like if you're being kidnapped or you're being tortured or whatever. But they're still feeding you or they're still doing stuff that's nice to you. Like actually. Like if they get caught or something. Sometimes they're like trying to protect them or try to help them to get away. And it's like. Dude. Stockholm syndrome. There you go. Cheater. iPhone. Yeah. You begin to identify with it. I should have freaking known that. I taught that to my class last semester. Slipping. I know. I don't got to teach cell phone. Oh, cool. Someone text me Stockholm. Thank you. So there are people listening out there. Oh, damn. People are texting. All righty. So. Do you want to go into a couple songs? Sure. Cool. The first two songs of the night are Circle Jerks Red Tape and Bad Brains Reprograde. 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Next love is to me What's hard to do? What's hard to do? I've had it to pretend It's when I win and I know it again But the funny thing about you You remember the people you've caught And the funny thing about me I remember so much Yeah! Love like you Love like you Oh now Oh now Oh now Oh now Oh now Oh now And we're back. So, Miriam wants to talk about her love. For what? Love for what? Robots. Robot love. I just think it's interesting that that's going to happen by the year 2050. For sure, for sure it's going to happen. They're predicting that you'd be able to legally marry a robot. Legally marry? Legally. But see, that's what I was saying, that that's fucked up because you'll be able to marry a robot, but gays and lesbians won't be able to marry it. Why would you want to marry it? Why can't you just like, you can have sex with it. Well, yeah, that too. I read an article that the Japanese created a robot that hooks to the internet that can kiss you now. Ew. Like, that's nasty. Like with tongue and everything? With tongue? Yeah, it feels like a real kiss. Oh my God. Oh, I'd want one of those. I like to make out. Some people don't like to make out, so like you could just turn on your thing and just like, oh man. I do like to make out. I don't know if I should be admitting to that, but I do. I like to cuddle. I'll admit to that. And I'm proud. I'm not ashamed. Can you cuddle with a robot? No, that's why you're like stuffed animal and you kiss the screen or whatever that is. Okay. Well, they have those boyfriend pillows too. Those things are freaking creepy. Hell, no. It's just like a freaking arm. Like I even got the chills. It's one arm? It's like a pillow, but then it has like a man arm. Like on the top. Just one arm? So you like sleep on it. Like if you're sleeping with a dude and sometimes like when they put their arm around you, like it's like an arm around you attached to your pillow, but it looks like a real hand. Just one arm. Just one arm. Just half of it. You don't need the whole damn thing. Not to sleep. Not to sleep. If you miss the cuddling, but you don't miss the man, get the boyfriend pillow. Mm-hmm. I prefer to get it. Where do you get it? Damn, Miriam. I'll buy you one for your birthday. You just order it online. Oh, online. Everything's online. Mm-hmm. Amazon.com. I don't know if it's on there, but I saw it on a magazine. Mm-hmm. I think I saw it in one of those catalogs that sell you a bunch of junk that you don't need. Oh, those like cut magazines, something like that. Oh, like that lady with the curly hair on there? I love curly hair. She's like redheaded, curly haired lady, and she sells all this crap that you don't need. That you don't need? Catalog? No one knows what I'm talking about? No. I don't know. I know the catalogs you're talking about. Yeah, well, there's a lady. Like they have the fake necklines that you can... Oh, the... Yeah. So like you don't want to show your cleavage. You just put a little... Yeah, you don't have to wear like a shirt under. But you don't even got to go to a magazine for that. They sell them at Walgreens now. Oh, yeah. There's always knockoffs, but there's always a first. Oh, my bad. There's pillow pet knockoffs. I know. I got one. It's kind of like the cabbage patch. Like you can get like a knockoff, but you know in your heart if it's a real freaking pillow pet or a cabbage patch. I had a knockoff cabbage patch. I did too. A pumpkin patch doll. I had to swap me for $5. My mom tried. Pobrecita. Pumpkin patch doll. Pumpkin patch? Hey, she tried though. She tried to hook it up. Dude, but I think even though like I was still a little... Like I knew that she tried and I was just like, oh, oh. What did it look like? Oh, cool. It looked kind of like the same thing. Like almost. It was a pretty good one. I could see where she got confused. It wasn't like that whack. The ones that I used to like were the garbage pill kids. Oh, I still have a bunch of those stickers. I still have the stickers. Yeah, I still have the stickers in for a while. I don't know what to do with them. What do you do with those? Collector's item maybe? I don't know. I don't know. Do you like stick them on your car and then freaking like blaze it? And then freaking garbage pill kid can car? Somebody will buy it on eBay. Hell yeah. Put some lacquer on that shit. Some lacquer? Damn. How many do you have? I don't know. I don't know. Like maybe like... Oh. Damn. $200. Damn. Wow, that's a lot. How many do you have? Like 10? You have like five? Oh my God. No, yeah. Yeah. Like my old roommate, like she like didn't want them and like she got them at a yard sale or something. And like there's like a million of them. I'm like... I'm telling you, people... Like I'll look through them and I'm like if I know someone that's named that, I'll like give it to them. But that's like all I've been able to do with it. Like I'm just do the puzzle and then frame that big one. Because like in the back, you can put them all together and it makes one big garbage pill kid. Okay. Maybe I should do that. I don't know. And then maybe try to sell that. I don't know. Lacquer that shit. I think people would buy it. Or just with the frames. Maybe on eBay. Mm-hmm. Glass on both sides. Yeah. You can flip it when you get bored. Oh my God. You're a genius. Like for real. That's why I got my doctor. Fucking Dr. E right here. Dr. E. Woo woo. Dr. E. So I hope we're inspiring people to stay in school. Yes. Stay in school. We're educated and shit. Can't you tell motherfuckers? I want Miriam to get down with her ghetto-ness. Because now that she works in Ladera. She got a little ghetto. And not Ramona Gardens ghetto, but like South Central ghetto. What's wrong with Ramona Gardens ghetto? Oh damn. Calling you out, sister? Not even. No, dude. I'm scared of them. Because they beat your ass. They don't say nothing. They just beat you. On the street. In broad daylight. I was coming from work, from school, because I was school-based. And I was coming down the street and I'm like, where the fuck am I? And I was like, oh, this is Ramona Gardens, where Miriam's from. And what do I see? A freaking 18-year-old beating a 16-year-old girl's ass. Like on her car. And all the neighbors are just watching. Uh huh. And I was just like, oh my God. Oh my God. I had to pick up my client on one of the projects. And like, it was like, I was trying to get there before. It was like, but it was like dusk or something. And then I like rolled over. And like three black guys came up to me and they're like, what do you need? What do you need? I was like, I'm here to see somebody. They're like, ah. Like, I'm just like, oh my God. They're in business. No, that happened to me once. I freaking got so scared because the guy just came running out to the car. I took off. I was like. Yeah. He didn't chase you? No, he was. I don't like people coming into my car for anything. Scary. Mm-mm. One time I got lost leaving Germs' house. And like, I just kept turning and turning when I first like met Germs. And freaking out. And freaking. I stopped at this one. It was a lie. I should just kept going because there was like nobody, like no cars. It's all just like people and stuff. And he was in a wheelchair and he goes in front of my car and he goes like this. Like he does like his hands like he's praying and like, please. And I'm just like, ah. Like, it was freaking scary, man. I want to hit that shit in reverse. Like Sam says, don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. I know. That's the. That's the biggest mistake. Oh my God. I feel like it's burning into your memory. No, but that doesn't even work because I saw a guy coming. I was walking down Skid Row. Because I had to go do therapy at one of the missions. Union Rescue Mission. Yeah. And I'm walking down the street because I had to park freaking two blocks away. Right. So I'm walking and I see a guy coming towards me. You know, me know that. Like I see him out of the corner of my eye and I'm like, oh my God, he comes and he fucking straight out grabs my arm and tries to steal like this little dinosaur that I had. No way. My therapy bag. Yeah. Oh, you were walking. I was walking. Yeah. I walked down Skid Row. I can actually say I've walked the streets of Skid Row. I watched. I walked the streets at my. We're at Skid Row. We're at Skid Row Studios. Yes. Walking by the SROs. That was fucking nuts. Huh, Germs? Yeah. What? The SROs, huh? Like walking by the SROs is freaking freaky. Like it's like it's nighttime. It was like maybe like two in the morning or something. And it's like freaking daytime. Like people are just chilling, listening to music and freaking. I don't know. I like Skid Row. I think it's fun. Germs loves it. I like it. Well, pizza's right down the street. We like it. And then the art walk happens around here, right? Yeah. Germs hates the art walk. Why is that? Because he hates hipsters. Oh, well, I've never been to it, but I hear it's really fun. So. Germs will boycott it. I kind of want to go to. I've never been. I'm old school. I like it when nobody was downtown. When did they start it? Many years ago. Like, I don't know, like six years ago, maybe. I don't know. There's. Go ahead. How long have you been here? I've been downtown a total of. About seven or eight years altogether. I lived here in three separate occasions between here and San Francisco. You moved to San Francisco and then come back? Yep. Are you going to do that again or are you back for good? I'm back for good. Oh, dang. People from other places love frickin California. They don't leave. They don't leave. Yeah, I don't think. Well, besides the whole licensing thing. I don't. I like California. I don't think I'd leave. There's only two places in this country that matter. California and New York City and everything else is shit. Yeah, there's tornadoes everywhere else. You like San Francisco, no? I like the city. I just didn't didn't jive too well with the people up there. Interesting. Where's your question? I thought we were going to get stumped. Stump the therapists. Oh, yeah. Did you think of anything? Yeah. So, so I get this problem that I started having recently where where I can only come if if the girl sticks her thumb in my ass. If it's any other finger, like I can tell if it's an index finger or whatever else. We have a loose ass. Yeah. And so so it's kind of weird because I'll be like, that's a little weird. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, that's not your thumb. What the fuck are you trying to do? So what does that mean? That that's what you need. What if it's two fingers? No, you can tell. It's just specifically, it's got to be the thumb. I guess. Can it be an object? Is that more of a thumb fetish, I guess? Or. They probably have thumbs you can stick up your ass when you're like a plastic thumb. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Have you ever had fist envy? Fist envy? Yeah, you go into a sex shop, and, you know, like, they got the huge cocks and the big black cock, and, you know, sure, you can be envious. Spiky cock, glass cock, yes, we know. You can be envious of that and be like, man, I wish I had a big black cock like that. But then they have the big rubber fist. Are you talking about cock envy? Like, do you get cock envy when you're in there? No, I'm saying normally you would. No, I'm asking because you're talking about all these cocks. Normally you would, but then if you go into a sex shop and they have this big rubber fist, did you ever get jealous of the fist? Like, do I want to go and spit on it? I wish I had a bigger fist than this. Who, me? Yeah. I don't fist people. Do you? No. No, but my friend, shout out to Belinda, you know, she taught me. She likes fisting? She told me. Not that she does it. I think that she's making fun of it. She showed her the techniques on how to fist. I don't fist. Yeah, because it scares me. So she always makes fun of me. So she would be a good person to ask about fist envy? Yeah, there you go. No, because she doesn't like fisting. Then how does she know how to do it? No, she teases me about it. You fist, but she doesn't. I don't fist. Who fists? I don't think I could fist with this little hand. Look at this little hand right here. Well, it's better than a big ass hand. Not if you have fist envy, you want something bigger. I thought envy meant like if you're jealous of something. Like, yeah. Jealous of your fist? No, of the fist at the store, at the shop. Compared to my fist? Mm-hmm. Why? Well, they're freaking huge, dude. Like, they like go up to my waist. That's how big they are. The fist? Yeah. Up to your waist? I can't even picture that. You're going to have to draw me a picture. I can't draw, but I'll take you to the pleasure chest after this. Which one is the pleasure chest? Is that in West Hollywood? The one on Santa Monica. Santa Monica. Okay. Same time. Santa Monica. Knowing the address and shit. I don't know the address, but I can Googles it. They're all, hey, girl. I already know you. So he was asking if he had a thumb fetish? Well, I'm just trying to understand, like... What's the question? Well, how come that's the only way I can come these days? I don't know. Why is everything... There's a big spectrum of what gets people off. Yeah, but there's some psychology behind that, because it didn't used to take that much. Oh, you want us to analyze the roots of it. Like, why a thumb and why not any other finger, right? Well, maybe it's not so much about the thumb, but the bigger question is, when you build a tolerance to certain types of stimulus, why do you always crave more? It's probably like anything, like S&M. It probably just started with the spank, and then it's like, no, I need more, and then it's like more and more. But it's similar to other addictions, right? Like, you know, you start off with a little heroin, and then it's a little more. That's the thing with fetishes and stuff. There's less deviance of the norm, because now other deviants can seek out other deviants, and it's not deviant anymore, because you have two consenting people that like the same thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, that explains the city. That explains the city of San Francisco. Well, because there's like a whole... Like, I was looking into fetish stuff, and there's... There's like stuff there that I hadn't even like thought about. I knew your class. I don't know, but I'll tell you right now. Fleshies? Like when you do it with people that are dressed up as... Oh, the furries. Furries, not fleshies. How about cake farting? I went on that. I showed it to my friend. He thought it was boring. Hi, Louis. Yeah, it is boring. He said it was boring. It's retarded, but... And then I'm like, they have other ones like meatloaf fart and pudding farts, but yeah. The pudding fart one, she actually takes a shit, and that turned me on a little bit. That looks fake. I am not into scat. I've seen scat, and that is not... No. So the first time I ever saw a scat video was actually in San Francisco. I was there after high school. No, you don't say. I'm just kidding. I was there after high school. Me and my friends drove there from Pennsylvania, and we walked into this porno shop, and they had a video on the shelf, and it was called Shit Bath, and I just thought that was really funny. Did you rent it? No. I just saw it on the shelf. Shit Bath. It really has nothing to do with it. I rented Hood Rats. It has nothing even to do with Hood Rats. It was like a shitty-ass movie. On the cover, they're all like freaking all ghetto. Yes, for me. Shit Bath. I just like saying it. I don't know why. Shit Bath. It's got a ring to it. Sorry. Go ahead. No, but I just got reminded by Sam about something. She has a client who actually has a ruler on his arm for when he sits. Oh. He can see how deep he goes in. Tattooed on his arm? He has a ruler tattooed on his arm. How about I have a ruler tattooed on my arm, and freaking when a guy whips it out, I've got to be like, hey, come here, come here. You got to be up to here to ride this ride. Minimum. Ah! You must be at least this long to fucking ride this ride. So there, got him back. Like, sorry. You don't qualify. Oh, my God. So did we solve your problem? No, not at all. But what is, okay, run it by me one more time. You want to know why it's a thumb? Not as clear. You want to know why it's a thumb? No, no. You want to know? You're completely missing the point. What about your own thumb? I was trying to get toward, you know, why in our society people continue to push the envelope and why traditional sex doesn't really do anything for anybody. People get bored. Right. Because everybody can't be missionary. But there seems to be, like, this ongoing quest to find something freakier and freakier, you know. Some people are okay with the same thing over and over and over. I have some friends that are strictly missionary. So there are some people out there in this world. Some people think it's like a sin or something. What do you mean by missionary? The position? Yeah, and that's it. Like anything other than the missionary is, like, dirty. Yeah. So it's just an overall societal commentary on our, our, our drive to push the limits. And I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I'm just wondering what the psychological reasons are for it. For having a fetish? No, for pushing the envelope, for wanting more and more and more. That's what he wants to know. If we could, if we could answer that. Hey, you got a call. Hopefully they don't hang up. Some people hang up. More and more and more. I'm sure people don't know. Hello? This is Rebel Vomit. Who's this? Hi. Um, Nancy. Nancy, what's up? I'm listening to the podcast and I want to chime in. Okay. What part do you want to chime in on? I'm talking about fetishes and how it's, um, how, why, why is it that people are wanting to push the envelope and why missionary isn't good enough anymore? Uh-huh. That's basically Jerm's question. Do you know how to solve it? Because I have no idea what he wants. I do. What is that? Well, it's the same thing. You have traditional faiths like, I don't know, Christianity. There's a lot of people who grow up with that. Eventually, it's not enough. It doesn't fill your, I don't know, your spiritual needs. It's kind of the same thing. Um, eventually, missionary doesn't do it for you anymore. You've got to go somewhere else. You've got to go to... Is that why people cheat on people? So, so, Nancy, if I understand what you're saying, you, you believe that, that we're just kind of, you know, we're just kind of, you know, we're just kind of, you know, we're able to explore the different possibilities in today's society more so than we were able to back during Puritan times. So, since people were so oppressed back in those days and, you know, fear of God, whatever, you know, these days we can push the limit simply because we can. Absolutely. I mean, as human beings, we're designed to evolve. Wouldn't you think that something like sexuality would kind of go hand in hand with that? It makes perfect sense. Mm-hmm. So, I mean, something, something like, you know, having someone be on top of me and bugging me isn't going to do it. So maybe the next night I want to try, I don't know, doggy style and you just go on like that until, I mean, I hope, I hope nobody ever reaches a point where all sex is boring. I mean, that's just kind of the thing, especially with S and M, it really does just be on both. You're not supposed to do that. You're not supposed to consent to that. You're not supposed to do that. I mean, I don't think you're supposed to commit to having these crazy outlandish things done to you, but it's all kind of a game. It's kind of role play. So for that, you know, however long it lasts, it's pretty fucking satisfying. Do you think that there's a point that we could get where, you know, we're kind of out of options and that we then become really complacent with sex because we've explored every avenue or do you think it'll continue to evolve and there's really no end to it? Hell no, there is no end to it. There's just, you know, for every, for everything, I once had someone ask me is, what was it? I don't know. They were asking me if some certain thing was a fetish and you know, for the amount of people that there are on the face of the world, I'm sure for someone out there, it's a fucking fetish. For real. That's why I think like fetishes might be obsolete now because you just have to match up the right person with the other right person. Like. Like instead of just being like the deviant, you just like, unless it's necrophilia. Yeah. But then again, they're already dead, so it's okay. We were just having this conversation about if we were going to be cremated or buried. Don't have anybody bury me to come fuck me after I'm dead. What? No. Someone's going to have to bury you anyways. Yeah. Don't let them unbury me so that they can fuck me. Fuck me while I'm alive. Let me feel that shit and not watch that shit. Yeah. Well, the general rule of thumb with most fetishes, now that we're on that topic, is that it has to be consensual. So I can't go there to that taboo place with someone if they don't want to. Then that's where it's not fun. If it's not fun for one of the two or maybe if it's one of the two, if it's not fun for someone. It ain't no fun. Exactly. But see, it makes sense what she's saying. Because in Germany, there was just a case where a guy, his fetish was to get eaten alive. And the other guy's fetish was to eat somebody. And they signed papers. So he would bite into him? Like so no one would do anything? Perfect match. They signed papers so that the guy would get eaten alive. And the guy frickin' ate him. Would be able to eat? And the other, yeah. And he died. Like he would bite into him? I don't know how he did it. But that's- Probably blood to death. Who knows how he did it? Like I- It's so weird. Yeah, he died. But they signed that thing- He went out with a bang because he went out the way he wanted to. Right. But the other guy- They're trying to, the only reason I know about the case is because they were trying to sue him. Like trying to charge him for murder. But the thing is they have paperwork that says I consent to this. Was it notarized? I don't know. It's Germany so I don't even know if it needs to be notarized in Germany. Oh true. Yeah. People trust each other more. Yeah, but over there, psh. Yeah. Nancy, do you think that there's any limitations at all among consenting adults? Or can anything be explored? Well, here's the thing. Let's say for instance you and I are in some sort of S&M relationship. Sex and you're my master. Sounds good. And I'm your slave and all that fun stuff that comes with it. There's a lot of people, there's people that I know of. And by no means am I an authority on this topic. I just happen to know a lot about it. But there's a lot of people who will sign contracts and say, you know, for such amount of time, I'm not going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now but something like that has absolutely no bearing in the court. I mean, you got to remember we're in the United States. Slavery is against the law. No matter what you sign, anything like that, it's not going to count. But does that mean like a person pussies out? Like they pussy out of the contract and then they're like, no, actually I didn't mean that and I'm going to sue you. Or like, how does it ever get to that point that the contract's not valid? Like, don't people have safe words and stuff? Maybe if something tragic happens. Yeah, when it's like straight S&M, like a sub and a master or sub and a dominant or whatever, you have your safe word. You know, and then at that point it becomes non-consensual because you've said no. If the other person keeps going, then it's fucked up. Then it's like rape or sexual assault or anything like that. Yeah. Let me explore this possibility and I can see this definitely being real. What if I get really turned on by the fact, that you ignore me saying the safe word? So then what would happen is that... That is just bad form. Huh, for real? This is the way that I would see it. Like, okay, here's my pretend safe word and here's my real safe word. Like my pretend... I was going to say, have a second. What I'm trying to say is then it's not real and it doesn't have the same psychological effect. Well, unless you're a rapist. On that topic, there are times of people who are into rape, like I know a lot of women who get off by fucking resisting. How do you do that? How do you pull that off successfully without, you know, being raped? Because it's a play. You're entering boundaries before. Like when you watch a movie or when you watch a play, you kind of know the rules and then you go into it. Yes. Like playing paintball. The whole trick of it is to really concoct the best fucking mind fuck. Basically think of it as a mind fuck, you know? It is role playing. You know? It's a thing that you have to buy into the idea of it. If you're my master and I'm your slave, it's not going to work if I, like in the back of my mind, I'm like, oh, whatever. He's telling me to like flick his feet. I'm so not going to do that. If I previously agreed that I would do anything but lick your ass, you know what I mean? So it just kind of goes with, there's a conversation that has to happen. Yeah. It should be fun like once it starts, not like doubting and busting out other roles. I mean, I can tell you, you know what? It's one of my strong, strong, one card limit that, um, no blood, no blood play. I don't want you to draw any blood and maybe you decide, maybe you decide that you're going to blindfold me and you're going to run something along my skin that feels a whole hell of a lot like a fucking knife. And I'm freaking the fuck out. But so long as you have respected that limit that we have previously discussed, I'm totally fucking buying into it. And that's, that's basically the best example of a mind fuck that I can come up with. But I mean, if you're buying into the idea of it, then that's, that's what's fun about it. It's no fun. And the freak out is part of it. I'm sorry? The freak out is part of it. If it is a knife. Oh, yes. It's that adrenaline rush. Nice. She's living the moment. Yeah. As long as there's no blood. All right, Nancy. So, uh, just email me your phone number and, um, thanks for the call. Oh, so sorry to break your heart. I'm a lesbian. Oh, fine. Fine. What do I do with that? Sorry. It was very nice chatting with you all. Thanks a lot for the call. Great call. Thank you. No problem. Bye bye. Bye. You're still on the air. Talk. Are you pooped out over there? Huh? Are you pooped out? What fetish am I going to get? Oh, like I was totally like somewhere else. Join FetLife. FetLife. FetLife? Really? Yeah. That's what I was looking at. Actually, I was wondering about that. Like there was, um, one of my friends introduced me to this other dude. Like I never met him, but it's like his friend. And like, he's just like, oh yeah, I got these. I don't know how we started talking about him, but I guess him and his girlfriend are into like hardcore, like fetish stuff. And like, you're showing me like, she like carries them around like a dog and stuff. And I'm just like, how do you? Yeah. Like, but, but my question to him was like, how did you know that she was into that? And like, how does she know that you were into that? Or like, do you like? Well, it's when you are in a relationship with somebody, whether it's, okay, we're just fucking or, you know, we're in a committed relationship. You talk about stuff that you like, like, oh, hey babe, you know, I really want to try this. And then it evolves from there. And it's like, maybe it's the one like chickens out. They just keep going and going and going. And they both like it. I was just like, oh, that's good. Like, it's kind of, okay. It's kind of like even starting a simple, when you start fucking, and then after a while, you're going to get tired of being in that same position. Someone's going to start flipping over. Let's do it. And then you end up in different positions. So that's the way, same thing. Same thing with fetish. Yeah. I'm like, you know what? Like, let's do it in the living room now with the doors open and the windows open and stuff. with the doors unlocked. Oh my God. Somebody walks in. You know? Yeah. How did he get to being on a leash? I don't know. Like, they were at some parade or something. And that's how she like carries them around. Like they were wearing like those, like those strap, those leather strap outfits. I don't know what those things are called. I just got a text message and said, that's called pet play. What they're doing. Oh, pet play? You're my pet. Oh, okay. What is it? Like I've seen, cause you guys ever seen like the back of the LA weekly? Like that one dominatrix place is always hiring. And I've been like so curious. I'm just like, oh my God. You should totally go. You should learn. Yeah. I could totally see you. Dude, I went on the website. There's dudes too. Yeah. There's a couple of dudes and like, there's one, like, I don't know what the deal is. Maybe someone knows, like maybe they'll text you. Like one of them was dressed like a, you know those people that ride the horses? And then there was like a jockey, a jockey, a jockey, a jockey. And like the other chick. Was a horse? Yes. But she had the, the like bit thing. And stuff. And stuff. And it was all fancy and shit. And I was just like, what the fuck? I don't know what that is. I don't remember if there was a saddle. There might've been, but it was. She was riding her? Yeah. Like a horse. I don't know. Equestrian. That's called pony play. Thank you to my friends. My kinky friends. Send their text messages. But you could pick your hours, like a couple of days a week, couple hours or whatever. Does it pay well? Yeah. I want to say you get like a, I don't know. I didn't have the balls to call. I was like, oh my God. And there are actual derby shires. For real? Do you have an LA weekly? We'll look for an LA weekly. Well, to my friend, and you know exactly who I'm talking to. Do you think there is a place that we can take her where she doesn't have to play? I mean, that she doesn't have to pay right off the bat to learn how to do these things? Text me. They'll train you. Yeah. But there's places that'll train you and it's for free. Or at least for derbies. I don't know. What's a derby? Derbies is where the people do the pony play. That's what they're called. With other people? Yes. No way. Yes. I'm telling you, I'm getting text messages right now. Oh, fuck yes. Like that. Do you have to be a fellow pony or writer to watch that? Do you have to be a fellow pony to watch? I feel like you're playing like the Ouija board. Like you're asking like, the answer will come. I should have brought her. Why don't you give out the verbal voice? I have the verbal vomit information so people can email you all this good info about how you can learn your stuff, huh? Well, there's FetLife. I know there's FetLife. So you got a verbal vomit Facebook page? Yes, we have a Facebook page on verbal vomit. Go to the verbal vomit Facebook page and tell Kitty where she can learn how to be a dominatrix. And I got a text message from a very beautiful person in my life that said, there's, what about when you're a pony player? The guy doesn't want to slap you or choke you. Is it okay to cheat? Your Tokyo? Choke you. Oh. Is it okay to cheat? You can touch my Tokyo. You're special. And then the answer to that question was, no, you can't be a spectator. You have to be involved. We have a caller. Hello? Yeah. Hello. What's going on? Everything. I don't know if you ladies heard of me, but this is Travis Keller of Buddyhead. We're changing it to Buddyhole now because I'm just coming out of the closet. And I wanted to identify with the cute sounding guy you have in the studio. What's his name? Germs. Hey, what's up, man? How's it going? Hey, Germs. Buddy, it's Buddyhole? Hey, man, this is Travis Keller. Oh, Buddyhole. Yeah, Buddyhole, man. You may know me as Cockahead or Buddyhead or Buddyfriend or whatever, you know. I'm L.A.'s, just so you... If you guys didn't know, I'm L.A.'s, you know, premier DJ and taste setter. And I tell you what to like, you know what I mean? But I did want to identify... You interviewed that guy that one time. Excuse me? You interviewed that guy that one time, that band. Yeah, I interviewed tons of bands that I think are great and stuff, you know. And, you know, I, too, when me and my boyfriend get together, we love to, you know, get into ass play and stuff, you know. What's ass play? So, like, I love it when... The thumb. The thumb is ass play? There's more than that, I believe. But that's how he identifies. Well, what I do... Oh. Me and my partner, what we like to do, you know, is just... And I've never talked about this before because, you know, I pretend to be into checks, you know, but really I'm just in competition. I want to be prettier than they are, you know, so... But anyway, this is what... I'm just going to come out and say this is what me and my partner, you know, my boyfriend, like to do, you know. Get to the ass play. He dresses up as Marilyn Manson, you know. And, you know, we do each other's makeup and we paint each other's fingernails black and toenails black, you know. And, you know, what I like him to do is, like, when he's down there, kind of give me a little reach around and push, you know, my brown eye, you know. Just kind of a little pressure, you know. Push it with what? I heard you like to start him like a ketchup bottle. Yeah, you know, you just kind of like, you know, you just kind of shake him up and stuff, you know. A ketchup bottle is kind of big. Isn't it? Yeah, you know, it's like... Maybe mustard. Well, first, we start, you know, I do enjoy the thumb, you know. I do like to get knuckle deep, you know. Travis Keller gets knuckle deep. I want it said here on the Rebel Bonnet show. Travis Keller, buddy head, gets knuckle deep. Are you going to have a ruler on your arm so you can measure? Yeah, but, you know, girlfriend, if you're going to have a ruler on your arm, you better make sure that you keep that weight down because the fatter you get, the bigger the ruler gets, you know? And that's not fair. I don't get it. Your arm doesn't grow. That's what I thought that I was thinking. Because the skin stretches, you know? Oh, the butt? Oh, so it's no longer like a one-foot ruler. The ruler, the ruler, the ruler, yeah. It becomes like, you know, depending on the expiry. Oh, because it loses its elasticity? It turns into a yardstick. Ew! We're not fucking around like freaking orangutans when we're old. Some ladies start out in high school with their ruler, you know, normal inches, and, you know, by the time they're, you know, 36, 37, you know, that foot, has turned into, like, a meter. They just have higher standards. Because then it needs to be longer. Hey, so, Buddyhole, what do you have coming up, man? It's really great that you called onto the Verbal Vomit Show. I didn't expect a call from Buddyhole. Yeah, man. You know, it's like many people from many other different shows have tried to get me in, but they just tweet me over and over again at the earliest hours. They should know that I'm sleeping. And they tweet me over again, and I'm like, you know what? You know, I'm just not gonna do your show, you know? I heard that somebody Somebody tweeted you at, like, 12.45 p.m.? What the hell were they thinking? I'm fucking sleeping, bro. I know. Next to my boyfriend, you know? And he gets mad when my Twitter goes off, you know? Because I'm so popular. Everybody's Twittering me about this and that, and I tell them, I have to tell everybody what to like, you know? Like, what hairstyle to get, what bond is the best bond in LA right now. What band is the best band right now? Right now, there's not really any bond worthy of me enjoying, but I do love Forever Oasis, and that's how you... If you didn't believe I'm gay, that's how you know I'm gay, because I love Oasis. Oasis is like the Gallaghers? Buddyhole loves Oasis. Like Liam? Yeah, oh, yeah. I want to feel the warmth of his cock on my face as I jack him off, and I want to feel his cock on my face. And I want to feel his cock on my face. And he shoots a load into my eye. You have a pirate eye. And I love it. I love coming in the eye. Hey, Buddyhead, you have Buddyhole. I'm sorry, I forgot you changed your name. This is Buddyhole, yeah. This is a new me. Charlie Keller Buddyhole. Three licensed therapists here. Is there anything that you'd like to explore? Like, something you'd like to understand better about yourself? Or, you know, take this opportunity if you want to get anything off your chest. Well, I just had a question, and I was wondering, you know, since I have the ladies in the studio. You know, I personally love this, okay? I love to jack off guys and have them shoot a load all over my face, and I also will eat it and suck it all up. Now, I understand that some of you ladies might find that like, like as an insult or like degrading, and like, what do you think of that? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. How Buddyhole? I think it's like the same thing like the, um, our other caller was saying, that as long as there's mutual, if there's chicks that are into it, there's chicks that aren't. Like, there's guys that are into doing that and other guys that really don't care. So, as long as the chick doesn't care, then I'm fine. But what I'm trying to get, you know, it's like, I'm trying to get, like, personally, what do you ladies think about it? I mean, do you like that? Are you, like, ill-grossed? I'm not ill-grossed because I just think it's yummy. It tastes pretty nasty to me. As long as they're eating pineapples and mangoes before so it tastes sweet. Miriam? Miriam, yes! Miriam, don't try to lie. Let's talk about semen. Let's talk about semen. Do you like it all over your face? Do you gurgle with it? Whoa! No. Do you, caller? Gurgle? Hello? Do you gurgle? Oh, I just love it. Travis Keller, and this is what people are starting to know about me, Travis Keller loves to gurgle it. It just gets loads all over. Do you guys pass it to each other? I don't know if you heard about him, but he was, he was in that band, The Icarus Line, and, which is, you know, another cool band. You should check out, you know, if you love gay music like me, you should check that out. Cool. I like gay music. And I broke up with my boyfriend, Aaron North, and he was, if you didn't know, he was a guitar player in A Nine Inch Nails, you know? And he wore his bandana in the right pocket, which meant that he takes it, you know? In the butt? Yeah. Totally. I know a couple of my listeners that need to put it, put their little thing in the back, too. Is that really what it means? We broke up, we had a little fight, you know, and, you know, I don't really want to talk about it right now, but, what I, you know, I like to do is, you know, just like get down with my boyfriend and have him dress up like Marilyn Manson and put all, you know, digits inside my body, you know? To the butt, to the butthole, to the buddy hole. That's why, that's why I changed my name to Buddyhole, like, you know. That's why? That makes sense. Yeah, I'm a real ass. I don't know if you could tell, like, you know, a lot of people say that I'm a real asshole, you know? Why don't you tell me? Why don't you tell me what's wrong with me? Why do I think that I can just, like, you know, be like this? Like, you guys are therapists, what do you think? No narcissistic personality disorder. Which they're trying to take out of the DSM-5. Why? They are? It's been normalized and it's not as... What's DSM-5? They're trying to cut down the access to just five instead of ten. Yeah. The DSM is our Bible. Diagnostic manual. What else are they taking out besides narcissism? I don't know, it was a big article that they're trying to take out narcissism. They're trying to say what else. But it's like, hello, if you're writing this damn book, of course you're a narcissist. That's not bad. I'm looking at myself, you know? I know with, like, a million authors. Well, I do kind of agree because I am looking at myself, Travis Keller, in the mirror right now and I think I just look really cute. I look like, kind of like Kurt Cobain. I really wish I could be him. RIP. I got his haircut and everything. My face is kind of like a long horse face, though, but guys think it's cute. Fuck it. You know? Well, hey, that's it. Thanks a lot, Buddy Hole. Hey, you know, it's not a problem. You know, I just figured this was a show to come on and, you know, finally just come out of the closet as a gay asshole. Well, wow, that's a Verbal Vomit exclusive here and you heard it first on Verbal Vomit, right? Buddy Hole the asshole who likes to cum a lot on people's faces. He likes people to cum on his face. And I don't know me, too. Right. I love it. And, you know, I don't mean to be rude, but I got another cock to put in my mouth and suck on. Hi. Okay. Great. Thank you very much. This has been Buddy Hole or Cockahead or whatever. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Wow. That was a... Do you know who that is, Buddy Hole? No. No. Never heard of him. Yeah. He tells people what's cool and he called your show, so that's great. All right. Cool. We have him. Next topic. Is this a song segment? Yeah. Let's do a song segment. Next we have On The Germs, Throw It Away and Adolescents, I Hate Children. All right. . 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Who doesn't? Hey. I'm a ring of business of kids. Don't you work with children? I don't want children, though. Oh, well, that's different. You don't want your own, but you like kids. Some kids. Yeah, that's true. I hate some children. I have a couple kids that I'm ready. Who do you hate? And why? Because of the parents. Well, then hate the parents. It's not their fault. Yeah. Whatever. You know there are some parents that, I'm sorry, but after having one kid and fucking up that kid, they should automatically be like, you know what? You're done. You can't have anymore. I agree. Yep, basically. But. There's a lady right now at my agency. She has 10 kids. 10. 10. And can't handle one. She still has them in her custody? Yeah. Well, actually, she gave them up. Remember how we were talking about you could go to DCFS and handle your kids? So she handed them all over and was like, why don't you handle them? All 10 kids? All 10. All 10? Why don't you handle them, fix them, and then bring them back to me when they're better? Mm-hmm. So. Wow. What did DCFS do with them? They took them, and then they gave them back to the mom. Yep. Like. Seriously, some of this reunification crap, like, needs to get out the door. There's a lot, like, go over and over and over through reunification, but I guess if you go through it, you'll couldn't go through it, like, many times. They'll just keep giving you back your kids. They go through. As long as you do your program, like, whatever DCFS wants you to do, you'll get them back, and it's like a never-ending cycle sometimes. Hey, so you're using a lot of acronyms. Just tell me one more time what DCFS is. DCFS stands for Department of Children and Family Services. Okay, and is it a city-run organization? County. County. County. Which is now being taken over by the county supervisors. Why? Because of all the deaths and stuff of all the kids that have died under, like, just in, what, 2010 or something like that, like, 13 or 14 kids died under DCFS watch. So the supervisor at the time didn't want to deal with it and didn't want to give in to whatever the, the county supervisors were saying. So then they got an interim supervisor, and then they took it away from him, and now they're taking over. Oh, my God. So it's kind of like what the school, what happened with the schools, like, the county coming in because the regular people couldn't handle it? Mm-hmm. So is, so they got rid of the second director? There was the director-director, or the head of DCFS, and she quit. She was like, fuck you guys. I'm not going to put up with this crap. And then they had an interim in there, and then they took it away from him. Mm-hmm. Because more kids died? You know what I was reading about today? McLaren Hall. I didn't even know, like, a bunch of stuff that happened there. What is that? What happened there? McLaren Hall was, like, the, like, the group home, or it was, like, where kids go when they couldn't, they couldn't live at home anymore. Mm-hmm. And, like, they would be there, like, for years and years, and then, like, because one of our new girls at work, she was, like, freaked out because the DCFS office in Almani is at the old McLaren Hall. Like, kids don't live there anymore. Not everyone's group home, but before these, they used to sleep there. Oh, wow. They still have whatever those things are called. And she's just like, yeah, it gives me the creeps. And I was like, why? She's like, well, look it up. Like, just look up McLaren Hall, and, like, all kinds of, like, kids died. In Montebello? I was, El Monte. El Monte. And that one of them, like, was tied to a shower for nine hours, and they, like, didn't check on her or whatever. So I guess, like, she got, like, hooked some way that she freaking choked herself to death or something. Well, that's all this, like, freaky stuff. That's kind of, like, what's happening right now in Chicago. There was a cycle where, like, there was a cycle where, like, there was a cycle for teenagers. And they were hiring people, and they weren't doing background checks and stuff like that, and they were raping the teenagers. Wow. How could you not do a background check? Well, I mean, other states are different, because California, do you get, like, background check, life scan, FBI freaking background? Everything. Thank goodness. I mean, but, like, other places, I guess, aren't as... But that's the bad part. Well, I guess that's the good part, but the bad part is... But there's always something bad that happens before you know it. Before changes happen. Well, yeah, that too, but once they're in, they don't do any more checks. Like, I know some shady-ass social workers. Oh, so they could do something once they're in, and they would never know. Mm-hmm. Like, how many social workers have we encountered that are shady as fuck? Yeah. You're just like, oh, you're a fucking social worker? Yeah. Don't get me started on that. We don't have name domain. Social workers don't have title protection. What does that mean? Thank you, Miriam. Title protection means, like, okay, say someone calls themselves a psychologist, but they don't have the degree, they'll get in trouble, right? You guys have title protection. Yes. Okay, a doctor, you know, practicing without a license, like, if they didn't go to school, and they say they're a doctor, they'll get in trouble, right? Right. Social workers don't have that. Anyone can call themselves a social worker. So someone... Even though I went to school for six years... I call bullshit on that. No, sorry. I call bullshit on that. You know why? Because when we were involved with the whole situation, a couple, like, in the summer, you know what I'm talking about, right? Like, the fucking school psychologists who aren't fucking psychologists call themselves psychologists. Yep. And nothing happens to them. So how the fuck does that happen? I see what Kitty means, because I think you're talking about, like, someone who got a bachelor's degree in social work. They don't even have to have a bachelor's... A social worker? Okay, even worse, like, people that are employed by GCFS that don't even have a bachelor's in social work or any behavioral science... They're automatically called social workers. They're automatically called social workers, like the... That example that you just gave, even though they didn't go to psychology school, they're the school psychologists. Their job title doesn't mean that they are what they are. Like, so a lot of social workers will call themselves that, even though that's not what they are. A lot of people don't even know that there's a degree in social work because anyone can call themselves that. Right. So, and, yeah. Different topic. Well, related. I went to lobby days, and one of the things we were lobbying is that for, actually, children's service supervisors, to have at least some kind of behavioral science background. Because right now, there's no such requirement. Crazy. So that's what I'm saying. So then you get shit like that happening, like, all those deaths and stuff, but who knows what did that... Do you know what that lady was... Her credentials were? Like, what she went to school for? It's in here. I have it written down somewhere. Sorry. So what do you have to do to gain that knowledge? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Name protection. Title protection has to be voted in. It went to ballot once, but it didn't pass. It was denied. Yep. So if it ever comes up, please, you know... Vote. Just tell me what to vote. Okay. I will mark it off on my little paper. Okay. And I'll walk over there. Well, NASW, the National Association for Social Workers, usually comes out with initiatives and stuff that they endorse. Some of them are neutral. Like, they don't take a stand on a particular thing, but on some, they do take, like, a yes or a no, and they have, like, the candidates that support social work values. So no. You know what? It doesn't even have what her degree is. Yeah. Not important. See? They don't care. But there you go. Yeah. Bummer once again. Bummer part two. You know what's even shadier? Other places that know you should be practicing with a license and then let you practice without on their site. That's true. Or promote people who don't have a license and say you have to be licensed within six months and then don't license you and are allowed to supervise. Yeah. Or actually supervising others without being licensed themselves. Slaps. Or, like, exposing the dark side of mental health. At least we do things the right way. It's not, like I said, it's not, like, it's not a bad thing. It's not as glamorous as it seems. Especially when the people that you trust end up screwing you in the back. And we're supposed to be ethical. That's one of our freaking tests. Yeah. It's the ethics test. The California ethics test. Hey, so when I was young, I was a bad kid, so I had to go off to, like, adolescent homes and stuff like that. And I remember going to Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. And I was there and I saw a counselor maybe who was like, twice. And I was there for, like, 90 days or something like that. That just doesn't seem right. No. The rest of the time, I was just, like, fucking around. Yeah. Well, I mean, even... Is that common? Like, I don't know what they're like here in California, but to only be seen by a counselor twice for 15 minutes? I worked at one. And it also depends what insurance you have. Yeah. Some insurances, like, real insurances, like Blue Cross. I don't know what else there is, but, like, real insurance like that, like, some of them require at least a family session or some kind of individual session before discharge. Medi-Cal or no insurance. But just one? But they will do group therapy. A lot of... Yeah. They have a lot of groups in the daytime. And they have to be seen by a psychiatrist at least once a day. Mm-hmm. So they do see someone every day to talk about their problems. It's to get what the symptoms are, like, for them to be prescribed meds. But then the groups are supposed to be, like, for processing. But individual or family sessions, like, usually only with the insurance kids because they have that requirement or if... I don't know. Have you guys worked a lot with regular practices? Like... Like regular... Like private practice? Yeah, private practice. No, I haven't. I haven't done private practice. I did a psych assistantship in private practice. One thing that always concerns me about going to see a private practice therapist is that... What is that therapist's incentive to actually, you know, improve your situation knowing that, you know, once you feel okay about whatever it is you went in there for, that you're going to stop going to him and he no longer sees you as a revenue stream? Mm-hmm. Do you ever think that that's an issue? That a therapist will drag his feet on... No, I... Well... I can say yes and no to that. I can say yes and no to that. Because there's... There's certain situations. Yeah, like, just how there's crappy everything out there, like, mechanics and shit that are just willing to take your money. There are psychologists out there that are like, let me just keep this person here. But there are some colleges... Well, if you can afford it, some people like going even though they don't have, like, real problems. Mm-hmm. I mean, who wouldn't want someone to just freaking listen to them? A person to listen to. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But the... Then on the other end, like, I see it more on the other end that people don't want to work on their things and become dependent. And you're, like, kind of, like, trying to throw them out the nest. Like, no, you're ready to fly. Like, freaking, you can fly now. Fly. And they don't want to go. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they don't want to let you go. Yeah. It's flattering, but it's like, dude, like, one sign that you don't need therapy anymore. I remember when I was working with my clients is, like, when you don't have a lot to talk about anymore. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there isn't, like, a heavy issue and you're just kind of like, huh, so, like, yeah, so what'd you watch on TV today? Like, it's just kind of like, dude, like, you're done. Do you ever consider that the salvation for that person is just going to the therapist and that it isn't about a specific issue, but just seeing a therapist psychologically, they think, well, you know, at least I'm going to a therapist, so that means I'm, just by showing up, they think they're working on their problems. Yeah, there's a lot of people like that, too. They think that just enrolling in it, I mean, you can enroll in a gym and never go. And you never have to go or you can go and just put your ass. It's the same thing, yeah. Yeah, so it's the same thing, yeah. Yep. You also have to look at the therapist's need to keep that client. Mm-hmm. Like, what are we getting out of it? Maybe it's the therapist's issue. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Do you meet a lot of therapists that you think should also be in therapy themselves? Hello. I know some people who need to get their license revoked. Really? That's true. Yeah. I mean, have you guys ever read the BBS thing? Without naming names, of course, what's the... Yeah, I've been on there. What are the actions involved? Okay, germs. There's this thing called the BBS, the Board of Behavioral Sciences that we're all registered under. No, we're under the BOP. Oh, okay. Under the Board of Psychology. MFTs, I believe, and MSW, like social work and marriage and family therapists are through the BBS? I think so. And psychologists are through the what? The BOP. Board of Psychology. Well, I don't know if you guys have this, but the BBS has this that every quarter or something, if you get fined or you get your license revoked or whatever, they'll put that shit on blast. It'll look up. One day I was bored. I don't know why I wanted to look this up. And I looked up each and every one of the things because you can see it's public records so you can see the actual court papers that they went to court for what they were doing. And it's nuts, elaborate schemes. One of them, the husband and wife, came into therapy and the lady therapist ended up hooking up with the husband and was telling him that the lady was crazy and that she was like borderline and made the guy leave her husband, made the guy leave the wife and then they moved in. So how did it get reported? Because the freaking wife reported her. Wow. And it's just like, dude, like that's nuts. That unfortunately happens a lot because if you go to the Board of Psych and you look at the report, the reprimands and stuff, most of them are the therapist had sex with her client. That's like the number one reason. Dr. Phil did too. Isn't that why his license got like revoked or something? No way. So it sounds similar to like priests, you know, messing with young boys. But no one publicizes that. Well, I know. Do they just get reassigned or like what happens? No, you get your license revoked and then you have to pay a fine. If you get a good ass lawyer because there's lawyers that specifically work, just with the BOP, they can get shit reversed. They bargain? Yeah, pardon. Like I know someone who was going through a malpractice suit and because she got this really good ass lawyer, she got it overturned. No, I'm saying bargain. You're saying totally overturned? Like I just meant like a plea bargain. No, like she got paperwork that said you've been pardoned of everything. So if you get your license revoked in most normal situations, does that mean you're done as a therapist? No. Some of them are like when you drive after the influence and you're like, you know, you just get your license suspended for like a year or two. Once the license is suspended and it gets reinstated, like you're back like regular, I think. You know, so... But while it's suspended, it's public record that it's suspended. Back to that subject about therapists falling in love with their patients, like how common is that? Because I can imagine, you know, you're in to see a therapist. You're probably telling this therapist things that you don't even tell your own wife. It's an ethical, because you're in a vulnerable position. So for a therapist to take advantage of that is not cool. Ladies? Yep. Well, sure, it's not. I mean, it's not cool and it's not ethical, but at the same time... And it's against the law. Fine. Yeah, fine. But why does it happen, I guess? Well, technically, it's not... What is it? After two years or something like that, you can technically bone your client? Not for social work. For us, I think it's two years. For social work, it's for life. You should never bone anybody you've had in session. You have to dissolve the relationship and can't have any contact for two years. Right. And then... That's an EPPP question right there. So be honest, though. Have you ever... I'm not saying that you acted on it, which obviously you haven't, but have you ever felt an attraction to somebody that you've been counseling? No, but I've had male clients hit on me. Yeah. No way. I've never had that. That's easy to believe. And more than one, which is really, really scary. Yeah. That I find not hard to believe at all, but the other way around, I think, is a little more interesting. You've never felt anything for someone who's come in. And of course, you didn't say anything. You didn't act on it, but you just thought, oh, I don't know. This guy seems like a nice guy. That was one of our test questions, too, like that it's something that isn't talked about a lot, but it does happen. Maybe even out of sympathy, you know, this guy's telling you this crazy story about, you know, his bad life. And, you know, it doesn't seem like it's his fault and that maybe you just feel sympathy for him. Yeah. Well, I mean, everything. I've had a client's dad try to pull that from me. Yeah. I had a client's dad trying to get me to fall for him. By telling you a sad story? Like telling me a sad story or just being, oh, you know, I like girls like you and, you know, you're my type of girl. And I'm like, yeah, I was telling you, right? Yeah. And I'm just sitting there like, okay, and you can, like, I can feel the frigging transference and counter transference happening in the room. But I automatically went to my supervisor and I was like, this is happening and we need to fix this. Because I know it's not me, but it's what my client needs and is pulling from me. Yeah. Well, clients become attached to you. Yeah. Because they're sharing their most intimate feelings with you, right? It's a very intimate relationship. Yeah, it is. And if that does start happening, you have to address it. You actually have to talk about it. You have to break through the fantasy. Because if you ignore it, you're at more risk that something's going to happen. Right there. So what I like to do is I like to walk into my therapist's office without any pants on. And then if they don't run out of the room, then I know it's a good therapist. Come on. No pants, no service. Ah, for reals. You guys are by the book. We are. Yeah. No client's going to be worth losing my license. Sorry. I worked too hard for that shit. Sorry. What if a really rich client came in and was like... We can't accept gifts over... Like $5 or something like that? I don't know if there's an actual... Like the limit. But you shouldn't. Not even because some professors at our school... It depends on your clients. So like us, we work with low SES clients, right? So we can't accept anything over a certain amount. But if you're working with like freaking Britney Spears and you're her therapist and she comes and she gives you like a freaking... Like one of our professors at our school got Montblanc pens and pencils as a gift. From her? No, not from her. From someone who was rich because his practice is in Brentwood. And that was okay. That was okay because... Oh, this is like pocket change to them. I personally like those two. I don't know about that. So that's what he told us. You know, it all depends on if your client can do it. Like I remember I had to give back a gift. But how do you know they can do it? Well, dude, if his practice is in Brentwood. I doubt little Conchita from South Central is going to go to Brentwood for services. If she has good insurance, maybe. My therapist... My Conchita don't got insurance. She works at Santee Alley, okay? My therapist was in Beverly Hills and I used to like to tell people that my therapist was in Beverly Hills to feel... Did you give her presents? ...feel all cool. Like that Prince song. Your therapist in Beverly Hills. Must have been expensive. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Yeah. So what else do you got? Guys got going on? You had a whole list of things on a piece of paper when you walked in here. Did we have a list? I don't remember seeing a list. I don't remember seeing a list. I just saw the playlist. Yeah, I think that was a song list. I can keep asking you stupid questions if that's fun. I want to get stumped. Oh. I'm going to go... You know what? I'm going to call my lifeline because I need help. I know my baby's listening on a computer so I got to be like, babe, look this up. Are there situations where a... an issue comes in and you know right away this is beyond my capabilities and then you have to like pass it off to somebody else? You refer to a higher level of care or more intensive service. What? You refer to a higher level of care or like a more intensive service. So beyond you, where does it go to? What's the rank? It could go up to frickin' residential. But ranking like... It's going to go up to Dr. Drew. I know psychologist, psychiatrist. To me, that's like the ranking or whatever based on the... the degree, right? What's the difference, Drems? Psychiatrist prescribes medication. That's what I know. Who else can prescribe medication? A nurse practitioner. Oh, damn. And you're a physician, right? It depends on the state that you're in, actually. Some nurse practitioners can prescribe medicine without a doctor's approval. I don't want to prescribe. Even if we get that right, I don't want to prescribe. That's too much power. That's too much responsibility. Yeah. Too much responsibility. And I don't want to deal with the fact that they're going to, oh, you and then me and then you and then it's like we don't know anything because they're keeping all that from us. All these medications, it seems like there's a new one that comes out every day. There is. It almost feels like how do you know what the long-term effects are of these medications? Especially with kids because there's no guinea pigs for them because no one's volunteering their kids to check the effects that they're going to have. So everything that's prescribed to a minor, for psychotropic reasons or like psychotropic meds, like for that stuff, is all off-label. So it's not intended for use on minors, but it is. But I just read an article that, you know, is pointing out the fact that young children are being prescribed medicine. They are, but it's all off-label. More and more, more and more, you know, like ADD and all that kind of stuff. I would just throw Ritalin at them or whatever it is. Off-label. Ritalin, that's old school. Is it? Yep. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Now it's old school. Abilify. Abilify. Oh. Where you been, germs? I like the stuff that they advertise that's like, in addition to what you're already taking. Oh, they're advertising Abilify and Respiradol for that. Yeah. Really? Respiradol? Like, are you still, are you on antidepressants but you're still feeling sad? Yeah, exactly. It's like, ask your physician about adding Abilify to your medication. Wow. I missed the little Zoloft bubble. That's just a way for drug companies to make more and more. I haven't seen him. The one that always gets to me and like, me and Sam will be sitting in bed and it'll be like, where does depression hurt? Everywhere. Oh, does depression hurt everyone? And then, oh my God, it's a trip. It's true. It's true. Oh my God, I think I'm depressed. I'm depressed too at the end of that damn commercial. Oh, you're all cutting yourself. They're right. Gotta cut. Wait, wait, is it down the street not across the road? Germs, did you ever cut? No, I was never into cutting. You're the cutting guru. Didn't you do cutting? Not on myself. No, I mean Doc Project. Yeah. Yeah, see, you could ask her. That was her Doc Project. So tell me about cutters then. You're an expert. What's the deal there? Is it Is it trending? To paint feels brings them back to reality or There's different reasons. You know, that's a reason for some. Others just want to copy. Copy others. I think the cutting that I can understand even though I've never been a cutter is is when you feel so emotionally dead and you're so desensitized to everything that's going on that the cutting that pain from the cutting and the the blood that you see kind of says that, you know, you're still real. You're still, you know, and it could go the other way around, right? Where you're just feeling too much and you just want to numb you. Yeah. So it could go both ways. For some, it's a ritual. Like a habit. Did you guys ever see Secretariat? Yes. No. You know what? It's been on, but I haven't been able to see it. And then, Sam said you're also the Scientologist. She is. She took me to the, what is it? The Museum of Death. I, no. She did. Yeah. No, I went to the Museum of Death, but no, it's not the Museum of Death. Psychiatry kills. The industry of death. The industry of death. I've been there. What's up? I've been there. Like in spinning chair, like in old school. What's with the stress rods? You know how like when you first come in, like it shows you like old school, like when they would try to drown you. Oh yeah, yeah. And they had a chair that would just like spin. Like you had this like mini, but like all the like old school techniques. The guy was trying to get us to sign something. He's like, you know how ADHD doesn't exist. Quote unquote. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck is it? Oh, it was a petition, right? Oh yeah, petition to get medication out of school. And I was like, oh hell no. The school doesn't medicate the kid. It's the parents bringing the medication. They don't want them to prescribe it to them there? No, the way that they're trying to get people to sign this fucking petition is telling them that the school is doing the medicating. They're so retarded. Like all those people even. But people, even those people that, even those people that stand in front of like Walmart trying to get you to sign freaking petitions for bullshit, like it has nothing to do with the freaking thing that they want you to sign. Like, it was like, oh, it'll create more jobs. And then I was like, okay, well I need to read more up on this, you know? And when I went home, like it had nothing to do with jobs. It was just like to add a third party candidate to the ballot or something like that. And I was just like. Well, those people don't even know what the issues are. They don't even know. They just get paid. That's why when they talk to me like, oh, no, no, yo no hablo ingles. Yo no hablo ingles. No, no, no, yo no entiendo. Yo no nace aquí. And then I'm still on my phone. I'm like, yeah, what's up? What were you saying? Yeah, I think they get maybe like, what is it called? A percentage of it. Commission. Probably for how many signatures you get. Yeah. Yeah, because my sister did that. She got money for how many signatures she got. Yeah, I think she did it for one or two days. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Smile for the camera. Well, I need extra cash. Let me go get some signatures. Do it. I know. Who's that supposed to do something? You just have to act like you don't know anything's going on and it's for some retarded reason. Like, stop the terrorists in here. Like, oh, okay. No more. Kill Osama. The real Osama. We don't know if he's dead. Didn't we already get him? Supposedly we got him. He's at the bottom of the ocean with Megatron. And what's his name? Titan. Who? Isn't he the king of Ariel? Or the dad? Titan, right? With the fork? I have no idea. No. Is he? Trident. Trident? Like the gum? Trident. That's the thing, the stick. Like the devil carries one too. Oh. Right? That thing that looks like a fork. The pitchfork. What the hell's a trident then? Gum. Gum. No! That guy that lives underwater has one of those things. That's the trident. Mm-hmm. Does somebody out there know the answer to that? I don't know what it's called. I thought the devil had one too, but I guess that's the pitchfork. Okay, so Sam says it is triton. But not trident. Triton. Triton. What, triton? Isn't that the- No, that's his name. No, isn't that the guy from The Little Mermaid? That's what I'm saying, the dad. Oh. Yeah. I don't know what the damn thing is called. He's like the king of the ocean. Yeah, but there's a Poseidon. The hell? Poseidon is the other god. Pegasus is the flying horse. I don't know. Tell me something. Oh, Sam said that. That's her dad. That's The Little Mermaid's dad. SpongeBob? Oh, yeah. So Osama Bin Laden is with SpongeBob too. Oh, the pineapple looks like his head thing. Telefono. Bueno? Hello? Hello. Thank you for calling Verbal Comet. Hi. I'm just calling to say that that's Triton. Thank you. Yeah, that's Ariel's dad. Thank you. Isn't he like a Greek mythology guy too? No. Isn't that Poseidon? No, that's Poseidon. He like invented fish or something. He invented fish? He like created everything. Yeah, see? King of the fish. But that's Poseidon. That's not Triton. That's Triton. Triton is just Ariel's dad. Triton is Ariel's dad. Is Triton a real guy or is that just something Walt Disney came up with? No, he's a Greek. Triton is Ariel's dad. I know, but like is it linked up to like Greek or Roman mythology or something? No, no, no. It's Disney. It's just a character. It's strictly Disney. I thought there was like some underwater god or something. There is. Like Poseidon. Poseidon. Neptune is the underwater god. Neptune! That's the underwater god. But worlds. Oh. Oh, no, yeah. Neptune is underworld. All down. Germs. Poseidon. Poseidon. Somebody Googles that shit. It's Poseidon. Yeah. It is Poseidon. I can't even spell that. Hades is the underworld. Hey, beautiful color. Hades is, yeah. Is it really Poseidon? Yeah, it really is. Oh, thank you. You're cute. All right, guys. All right. Hey, where are you from, caller? Oh, I'm from Echo Park. Echo Park. Where the ducks live. From where the ducks live. Yes, where the ducks live. Call me shy girl. Oh, sad. No, you're like green eyes. I know. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for calling. Trident. Cute. I'm going to track that caller down. Not Trident. Not Trident. Triton. That's his name or the fork? His name. The papi se llama Triton. The papi is Triton. The papi is Triton. El papi es Triton. Y el fork es pitchfork. Pitchfork. The underwater guy has a pitchfork? All right, I'm on Wikipedia, and Wikipedia doesn't lie ever. What? Neptune was the god of water and the sea. I was right. Yeah. You said underworld. No, no, no. That's Hades. Because don't they have two names? Hades is definitely the underworld. Don't they have their Roman name and then their Greek name? But it's the same person. Yeah. Neptune is Trident. God. Triton. Triton. Triton is Neptune. And who's Poseidon then? I don't know. Wiki that shit. Wiki, wiki, wiki. Poseidon was the god of the sea. Sea? Oh, my God. Same shit. Yeah. What the hell, man? That's what we're saying. Yeah. So we were technically all right. And Medusa, what's her name? No, what's her name? Medusa. No, in the underwater. The big one. Ursula. Ursula. That's just great. Medusa. Ursula. Those poor, unfortunate souls. I like her lipstick. Dude, I had the Mac makeup and I did my cut. Of Ursula? Yeah. No, I had Maleficent's makeup. Because Mac released a line of the venomous villains. And I'm doing my cousin's makeup for prom and she fucking breaks it. And it's a collector's item. How'd she break it? Yeah, eBay. She fucking threw that shit. Why? Yeah, eBay. It flew off her hand. It flew out of her hand. Oh, okay. Okay, you're all... She threw that shit across the floor. Well, she basically did because she's so careless. I was going to choke her. I love that bitch, but I was going to choke her. I had the makeup come out. The makeup? She looked really cute, actually. When's prom? It was last week. Oh. Yeah, all the proms are... Yeah, they're done. Yeah, I've seen fancy people everywhere. Mm-hmm. I went to City Walk last week, or was it two weeks ago? And there was all these prom people and stuff. Prom people? I don't know if I... I don't know. My prom was lame. I don't know. But I guess... There's always going to be a place to go after. Mm-hmm. I went home after prom. Me too. I was like, fuck this. I'm tired. For reals. Because all there was going to be was like a barbecue. I'm like, I don't know where to fucking barbecue. Prom barbecue? Yeah. It was like freaking Hicktown, freaking... Not even, dude. Prom. South Central Lake. Country bear prom. We were already in the fucking mountains because our prom was at Castaways. Our prom was at fucking Castaways. And then they were like, oh, come to the barbecue after. I was like, fuck you. I'm going home. Who was having the barbecue? Classmates. Classmates that I wasn't even down with. And our class was small. There was 69 students in our fucking class. Ooh, sexy. I know. So I was like... Yeah, I know. Then they invited us and I was like, oh, no, I think I'm going to go home. Send me a piece of that corn. I'm going to have more fun at my house. So what else, Miriam, about your Scientology stuff? My Scientology stuff? You and your aliens. Meta Theta? Isn't that one of the things? I think so. What the fuck? Oh, what's up? What's up? I don't know no Meta Theta. What? Phi Sigma Kappa? No. That's one of the levels, right? They go up the levels, yeah. Oh, isn't that like... Like you could be like Theta Master. There's like seven levels and shit. And Tom Cruise is like almost there. He's like the highest. No, I think he is the highest. He's like El Ron Hubbard. Yeah, like he can move things with his mind and stuff. He can do it on camera. Like freaking Criss Angel. Oh my God. He is fucking whack. Why? Oh my God. Really? Hell yeah, man. He sucks. He freaks me out, man. You can see like what the fuck he's doing. Oh my God. Yes. No. Yes. Hey, did you see the Criss Angel magic kit that you can buy in Walgreens? See, Dada, you shouldn't go see fucking Criss Angel. All it does is turn you gay. I believe that shit. Wow. Wow. All you got to do is... You got to bedazzle your fucking pants and shirt. No, he's in some crazy shit, dude. Nah. When he levitated like half the audience at the Circus Circus. And then there was one that there was like a line of people. And he's like, here, say a number. Say a letter. And then random people. And then he stopped the next car and it was a license plate number. Yeah, my malas. Sam says David Blaine all the way. I'm old school. David Copperfield. Oh my God. Old school. Is he still with Christine Brinkley? Christine Brinkley? Who? Christine Brinkley? No. She's already married to someone else. He was married to Claudia Schiffer. Claudia Schiffer. Claudia Schiffer. Oh, she's pretty. She reminds me of that one other German old chick that was pretty. Klum? Heidi Klum? No. Married to Theo? Heidi Klum. Yeah. Is that who you're talking about? Who are you talking about? Bridget Garbo? Oh, Barbo. She was French. Bridget Bardo. She was French. She looks like freaking Claudia Schiffer. No. Does it? Am I confusing the people? Wait, Claudia Schiffer. Oh, yeah, yeah. No. Yeah, yeah. You're right. What's up? What's up? Yeah. See? Everyone thinks I'm wrong, but I'm usually right. Sort of. What? She's blonde. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm tripping, girl. Uh-huh. Damn. We have a naked listener. Shout outs to Lulu for being naked and listening to us. Thank you for being naked out there. We like our naked listeners. She is very, very, very pretty. Yeah? Very pretty. Yes. Yes. Very pretty. That's nice. I'll show you a picture. Okay. You'll go lesbian for her. Really? If we weren't family. Is she a lipstick lesbian? She's not a lesbian. She's straight. Okay. If we weren't family, I'd go lesbian for her. Okay. Wait. Would I go lesbian or would I just stay there? Stay where? You'd stay there. Let me find a picture of this sexy biatch. She's a pretty girl. But in the meantime. What's cracking, G? What is crack-a-lockin'? What other smack were we talking? Bueller. Bueller. You know, um. Bueller. Dead air on a radio show usually doesn't work out. You guys got to keep talking. Go ahead. Start with the subject. Go. What is that? Naked teen allegedly rapes. Yeah. What the fuck is up with that? Okay. Hey, people who are out there listening. Facebook is a social network thing, right? You don't know fucking 600 people. And that's why shit like that happens. And it's parents fault. I think it's Facebook. How old was she? She was 14. And a guy added her from South Central LA who was like 18. He's either between the ages of 18 to 21, they say. And they were like, oh, let's meet up. Fucking kidnapped her and raped her. Wow. That's why little kids shouldn't be on fucking Facebook. No, I agree. But I don't know. Why do they like go? It's the parents fault. Like you just let, oh, yeah, they're on the computer. They're not doing anything. Like they don't even check or anything. Because the kids are like, okay, okay. It's hard to, I think it's hard to control because they don't, they're not always on the computer. They're on their phone, on their iPhone or whatever. Yeah. And the kids are not always with their parents. They do it at school anywhere. But suppose. Supposedly at school, it's supposed to be blocked. Like it's that shit's supposed to be blocked. If it's blocked at work, she probably had low self-esteem and felt like no one else could love her. And this boy was paying attention to her. And she was like, okay, sure. I'm 14 and he's 18. I'm so cool. But no one will ever not scared. That's what I'm saying. Like how does she get the balls to do it? Because seriously, like going to the scene where I go, okay, I go to raves and I like trans music. And you see the fucking little girls and all they're in is fucking underwear and their bras. I'm fucking dirty and I can't do that shit. Uh-uh. Where are these raves at? Everywhere. Well, apparently no longer in LA because of our stupid advisor. Did EDC already post? No, EDC is in June. Are you going? Yeah, I'm going. You already have your tickets? No, I'm going to get my tickets. Vegas. Yeah. I love Vegas. Yeah, we're just trying to coordinate. Lulu, this is for you. Going to EDC with us. But yeah, no, we're getting our tickets soon and just coordinating on how to get there. Because of course, one girl dies because of bad parenting. And then they can live for the rest of LA. Who likes going to EDC? And it was a 15-year tradition. Yeah. 14-year tradition. And the 15-year is going to be celebrated in Vegas. Crazy. So yeah. But no, that kid, 14 years old, the guy added her. I guess they were having like a romance. They should test. They should test those people out. You know how like they did like Catch Predator, like for the predators. They should do one like to trick the kids to be like, okay, like this could have been a rape situation. But luckily it's just us, the news people. Like what the fuck are you thinking? But dude, it's not even like about Facebook. Like that whole Capitol Records lady who was raped. She joined Match.com. Oh yeah. She got matched with somebody. And he was a registered sex offender. Yeah. He followed her home. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So now she sued them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She sued Match for not- And now they're doing background checks. Now they're doing background checks. On everyone that's registered and anyone coming on. Yeah. Yeah. That is some crazy shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Vulnerable souls. That's what I'm saying, man. Predators look for victims. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Without victims, there wouldn't be predators. So ladies and gentlemen, like just keep an eye on, man. Yeah. 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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome back to Verbal Vomit. Or The View, as we're called. The View. The girls of The View. That's us. Who calls to be who? Can I be the redheaded lady? I haven't. Who's still on it? I don't even know. I have no idea who's on it. Didn't some bitch get kicked off and she was crying? Rosie O'Donnell? No. Oh, Star Jones? That bitch. Oh, and she broke up with her man or her man broke up with her. Isn't he gay? She got kicked off because she was crying? No, she left crying. Is that what you said? I don't know. I don't remember that. She got kicked off because she was accepting gifts for her wedding and they're not supposed to or some shit like that. The lady from KTLA, the Channel 5 news lady got in trouble, but she's still on. Why did she get in trouble? Because she accepted furniture. She was going to advertise the furniture. Doesn't Villa Raygoza accept like Laker tickets and all that shit? Probably. DCFS got in trouble for that too. For not giving the kids the gifts. Like the Laker tickets, Disneyland tickets, stuff like that. They were using it for themselves, yeah. Hijos de sus pinches madres. Yo no se que fregándose. Crazy. Crazy. No, I felt guilty yesterday for accepting. Free pass. There were free passes that someone gave her, my client, and then she gave them to me. For what? For Hola Mexico Film Festival. Oh, that sounds cool. And they were free passes they had given them and I was like. Why did she give them to you? She said she got eight of them and she wanted for people she knew to go. Because she couldn't go. Oh, okay. So I donated them out to the agency. Oh, that was nice. Yeah. Why couldn't? Because I had my. I had my class yesterday, so I couldn't. Oh, how's your class going? You still doing it? What class? Well, no. Because of your candy? Yeah. Because of your thingy. She has a thingy. I do too. Miriam got probed. Right now? In front of us? Miriam has a probe in her. An alien probe? A foreign object. She has a foreign object inside her as we speak. The butterfly? That thing you strap on? No. No. Which? No. If we're rating it? A 10. It's a 10. Really? Yeah. It has like control how intense, right? You can. Yeah. Vibrate the. Yeah. Different intensity. Flutter. Yeah. How fast the flutters. Your flutters in your pants. Well, if the meeting's boring, you can just pump up the pickets. You can be like, oh, okay. I'm awake now. I'm ready. I'm ready for this. I have an idea. The blood's rushing to your brain. I'm ready. I'm ready for this. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. 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Discreet. Yes, very discreet. Oh my God. Speaking of discreet, or actually it's not even discreet, but I saw it in an infomercial. You know, douching is bad, right? For you. Cause it, now we are the view. We're talking about douching now. Douching is bad. Douching is bad cause it gets rid of your natural bacteria that keeps everything in the pH balance. Well, it does. It disturbs the flora and fauna. There you go. Damn, the flora and the fauna. That's how my doctor explained it. Yeah, leave my flora and fauna. They're in perfect balance. So anyways, have you guys seen this infomercial for this? Like, it looks like a freaking dildo, like a silver dildo, but it has water. Like you put like water in it. And it freaking like flushes you out and shit. And then some like lady doctors are like, this is the first douching product I recommend, you know, cause it's all natural. It's water and it comes out. And I don't know what. Can't you just buy the wash, the Eve wash? No, but those are bad. The feminine wash. Yes. Not the one that goes inside, but the soap. Oh, yeah. You should wash it. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's what I mean. Can't you just use. Let's start with that. What? Instead of having to like go up in there because what needs to come out is going to come out once a month. It's our system washes itself. But some women do that. But that's like old school women. A neutral odor. Like when I was little and I was going through. I made a man who could handle freaking. And there's like summer's Eve and the lady walking through the meadow. I wonder, aren't guys like into that? Like they want it to smell like flowers down there. Like that's not real. I don't know. Let's ask him. What do you prefer it smell like? Germs? Flowers or women? No, no. Summer rain. Summer rain. I don't want it to. Mid summer's Eve. I don't want it to smell artificial and. Vinegar. Like flowers and all kinds of shit. Like. Musk. Ew. Whoa. Musk. That's old school right there. Just fucking wash it and it's fine. I think once you're in it. And you're horny and you're boning. You just go. Pretty much. You know. I mean, Rihanna's right. Like. But. But. But if. But if. I don't care. I love the smell of it. If it's got like fumes coming off. She knows what's up. Now everything's all hygienic and freaking shaved off. If there's like flies buzzing around it and shit. And fumes coming off of it though. Then just say no. Have you run into something like that? That you'd have to like make a U-turn? I had to do the lemon test a couple times. The lemon test. What's that? You don't know what that is? No. What were the results? You dip your pinky in some lemon juice and then. Yes. To see if there's any cuts and stuff. Put it down there. And if she screams out in pain then it's not good. Is that a joke? Like. What is it? It's the lemon test. Wouldn't it hurt period? Like if it's on your clit. I don't want lemon on my clit. Yeah. Like. If they put lemon on your clit. That's like an open wound. Yeah. That's like a fucking. Would you put lemon up your butt? I'm sure that's fucking. Either if nothing's cut it's gonna tingle. What if I was like I give the guys a lemon test you know like a lemon on a juicer. Let me just fucking put that on the head and if it freaking burns then no. I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong. No lemon test. I don't want lemon period. I'm totally okay. I'm totally okay. I'm totally okay. I'm totally okay. I'm totally okay. I'm totally right. Hell no. No we need another guy to back that up. Cause I don't know. Ask any guy. I have heard. The lemon test? About a lemon test. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay Mary I'm side with the boys. You think there's a lemon test? No no no. Cause I've heard. Of a lemon test? Of a lemon test? Yeah. You've heard of it before. Yeah. No but you've heard of someone actually doing it. Yes. I think it's an urban legend. You know what I don't think anybody actually does it. It's one of those like. Urban legend. Yeah. It's an urban myth. Oh my god. Okay. I think people have fucking heard of it before. For sure. I've heard of unicorns. Doesn't mean they exist. Good comeback. See you are combative man. You just pick fights on the air. Yeah bring it on. Unicorns. That's what you do. Fucking pick fights. Remember Popples? No. No. What the fuck's Popples? That sounds stupid. Yes Popples. A little fucking like the toys right? Okay Dave. I think Dave might be right. I don't remember that. You don't remember that? Popples? No. Right? They came in like all different colors and then you popped out. Yeah and they pop them open too. Yeah. They're like a hedgehog. Like an extreme hedgehog. Uh huh. Damn. Yeah I don't remember it. And they had a cartoon even. Do you guys remember a gem? Was it a ball? Yes. Dude like everybody. He had a star freaking eye makeup. A lot of fucking people that I asked like oh who was your favorite cartoon character? I was like oh gem. Oh my god. Oh yeah gem. What the fuck is that? I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. Do you guys remember Beverly Hills teens? I remember that. Oh god you remember that? I'm like the first person that said that. I do not know what that is. Oh my god with Lark and Radley and freaking Bianca. No fair. She was such a diva. Yeah. I feel left out. Lark had a horse. Punky Brewster all the way. Punky Brewster. Her dog. What's the dog's name? I don't remember that. What about Out of This World? I remember that. Is that the one with the robot? No. No. That's Small Wonder. That's Small Wonder. Oh. She's a small wonder. Yeah. Remember robots and we come back to your robots. People marrying robots. We went full circle. Yeah. We went full circle on that one. Yeah that's going to happen in 2050. Which is the one where the girl used to talk to her dad and he lived like in a box. Out of This World. That's Out of This World. That's Out of This World. Do you remember Space Case Roaster? No. Space Case. Great space coaster get on board. It's a great space coaster. Doo doo doo. No. Don't remember that. They even did a thing on Family Guy. Okay remember Get Along Game? I don't watch Family Guy. Get Along Gang. Get Along Gang. Get Along. And there was like a cheerleading Cocker Spaniel. Oh my God Fraggle Rock. Alf. The alien. More aliens. Maybe Miriam's an alien. Why am I an alien? Because you're all Scientology. No I'm not. Yes you are. You are. It's okay. We accept all religions. I am not a Scientologist. We're tolerant. We're a tolerant society. You're accepted Miriam. You're accepted in this circle. You're the alien. Oh. You're the alien. You're the alien. How dare you. I am no alien. You're going to show your face? Like she's going to open her mouth and a little mouth and then another little mouth and then. What the fuck is this Beetlejuice? Yes. But no. What was the other one? Shit I can't remember now. Oh the monkeys and they're going to come. Yeah because you guys never. And they're going to be at the Hollywood Bowl. Oh they are? At the Hollywood Bowl right? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. in a garden. Cabronas. No. Let me think. Pues, está sin mortificada por no acordarte. No, no, no. It's part of Triple P and it's called Stepping Stones. There we go. Ay, don't talk about work. No. I was all traumatized. Hey, well, we got to go back to the trauma tomorrow. TFCBT, FFT, FSP, MAP, MAT, PCFS, MAT, no, I just said that. Oh, TDM, DSM, ART, 4TR. There's more. There's, yeah, there's a million. SSA, SST, SSI. Oh, SSI. Oh, PP, what is it called? CCCP. CPSS, GR. No more. No more. My brain, ah, my brain is full. My brain. My brain. My brain. My brain. Ya no me queda, ya no me queda brain. Que mas, pussy gato? My brain. Well, the operative question was if you were a lesbian. Pussy power. They were asking if you were a lesbian. Would you go lesbian? I think I would go for a lipstick lesbian. Like, I think if she were, if I'm prettier than her, probably not, but if she were prettier than me, probably, maybe. And you'd top her or you'd bottom her? You'd top the lesbian? Who would do what to who? The top. You would top her. You'd scissor? You ever see that? Damn, ghetto. She's like, we're gonna scissor. Do I get scissored or do I do the scissoring? Like, who's the, the top is the giver, the pitcher. What does it give? When you strap it on. Really? Or you give, like, you give. Oh my God. No, I take it. You take it? Yeah. I don't think I have the balls to give it. to anybody. You don't have the balls. You buy the balls. I could strap them on, though. No, that's slap. Gotta do it fast. I like it fast. Damn. Miriam taught me that. Oh, really? Blame it on me. I read it in her, in her diary. And she likes it fast? Hard and fast. I thought she said that she likes it fast. Hard and fast. I was like, you got the handkerchief in the back? No. No handkerchief there. So the handkerchief in the back does mean you like it in the butt? I don't know. I was just quoting. Oh, the dude? We got a call, maybe. Hello? Hello. Hi. Quick question. I'm, don't mean to, you know, you know, take away from your giving and your top and your bottoms. But, um, have you guys heard of the lizard people? Lizard people? What the fuck is that? Is it that guy that tattooed himself like a lizard and got his tongue spliced? No, no. It's like, it's like a group of people that are supposedly lizards. What? Like, this is for real? They live in the sewer? Yeah, no, no. This is like, supposedly, it's like, well, like, supposedly, it's a higher, a higher up of people. Like, um, supposedly, uh, George W. Bush is a lizard person. Is this like the, is it like Masonic or some shit like that? It's kind, I guess it's kind of like the Illuminati, but people, people like higher up in power, supposedly, like Tony Blair is supposedly a lizard person. But they're not really lizards. Well, supposedly, they are. Like, they have like, supposedly, they have a genetic, supposedly, they have genetic DNA that links them to a lizard. They're reptiles? Yeah, supposedly, and if you like, take still, look at still photos of them, their like, eyes are like, alligator eyes or something. Crazy, like the X-Men when Magnifique is like, the president guy or like, the assistant and like, her eyes get all crazy because he still know what's her. But these lizard people, they're shape shifters. So, you know. Like Nightcrawler. Yeah. I want to see that on the 23rd. Yeah. So, but, so nobody has heard of? No. No, I've never heard of that. Where did you hear? Obama's a lizard person. Obama? Obama? Yeah. Obama's not a lizard person. Obama. Well, how do you know he's not a lizard person? Because he wasn't even born here. Oh, snap. What? I don't know. I read that somewhere. People from Kenya can be lizard people too. Damn. The Kenyans. Where did you hear about it? Somebody told me we were talking about like, George W. Bush or H.W. The last president we had. The one that fucked it all up for us? That one? Well, they both kind of fucked it all up for us. But, they said that they were lizard people. They admitted it? Or who out of them were? Well, my friend told me that they were. I don't know if the president admitted it, but, yeah. What do you think of the Illuminati thing? I hear, I've heard a lot of rappers are an Illuminati. Like Sean. Because they mentioned two parts of Macau. Look, Machiavelli don't count. Exactly. He's dead. No, he ain't dead. He got more albums. Jay-Z. Jay-Z is Illuminati, right? And he, and he like pimped out Beyonce. And now she's his like Illuminati bitch or something? Probably. Illuminati bitch. You Illuminati hoe. Huh. Corporate whores. Sasha Fierce. Who the fuck is Sasha Fierce? Sasha Fierce is Beyonce's alter ego. Like when she gets all sexy and stuff. Oh. Didn't Garth Brooks have an alter ego too? Oh, yeah. When he tried to be in the rock band or something like that. He tried to be rock and roll. I think so. I think so. Doesn't fucking, doesn't Nicki Minaj have like 10 different personalities? Who's that? She's weird, dude. She's fucking weird. I don't like her or Lady Gaga. I'm not a, I'm not a monster. Wait, why don't you like either of them? More towards Lady Gaga. Because. Oh, like if we had to choose? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably Lady Gaga. Nicki Minaj just has like a, like a, like a, like a access to kind of thing. She has that look. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Access to his personality disorder. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're down with Marilyn Manson. Wait, wait, wait. Why are you trying to put a, why are you trying to put a mental diagnosis, a psychological diagnosis on her? Because that bitch is crazy. Because I'm qualified. This could be just a show. This could be just a show. Would you put a diagnosis on Pee Wee Herman? Yeah. Yes. Masturbated. Why? Pesoid. Wait, hey, hey, hey, hey. He masturbated. That's not fair. So that's normal. He's a dirty cochino. That's what it's, that's what it was for. People who go to the dumps It was like a Janet Reno. Janet Reno? It was a Janet Reno of the porn, theater that outed him even though it was no one's business. Exactly. Nobody cares who goes to the Tomcat. Nobody cares who goes to the dumps. Exactly. But just because he was famous, like they used the opportunity to freaking embarrass him. Like George Michael. What about him? But George Michael He got set up in the, he got set up in the bathroom. But hasn't he done that like multiple times? But he's the next in the bathroom. That's different from like a porn theater. Right? I thought it was like a known bathroom for that. Yeah. Like cruising and stuff. Glory holes. People, people, people cruise at the park bathrooms. That doesn't mean that it's okay. Well, he just had bath labs. Well, that's why bath houses exist. But the thing is, if you're kicking it in a bath house. How come there's no, how come there's no straight bath houses? There are. You just gotta know how to find them. No way. Yeah. Okay, we'll talk after the show. Okay. No, but the thing is, Huh? What did she ask? She wants to know why aren't they straight bath houses? There's none in LA. There's, I think, one in the Valley, but they're mainly in San Francisco. There's a bunch in San Francisco. Don't we gotta take a trip to San Francisco? Road trip! We can eat at the Max and then go have some heterosex. We'll eat some clam chowder from a bread bowl. I don't know about a clam chowder. And then I'll have all the clam chowder be eaten. We'll eat some clams and then our clam will be eaten. Wow. I'm desperate for my clam to be eaten. If you don't eat it, you don't deserve it. Huh. I'll be done eating this shit if I can. I'll be done eating this shit. Fuck your mud. Fuck your blood. Oh. Oh, what's up? Road trip. Road trip. To go have some heterosex. Oh, it'd be the six of them. What's wrong with Peezy Herman? Evie, I think that one's to you because I love him. Oh, no. I love him too. There's nothing wrong with Peezy Herman. The thing is, I know she loves him, so that's why I said he's a masturbator. But she is a masturbator. Technically, I'm not wrong. That's what he was doing. Oh, my God. You could be like, oh, he's a guy. Oh, he wears a bow tie. It's like, okay, and? Okay, so there's nothing wrong with Peezy Herman. Peezy Herman puts on a show, right? He's got Terry. Terry. He's got everything. And Perry. And Miss Yvonne. And Cowboy Curtis. Yes. And the mailman guy. I forgot his name. What's the name of the guy that was a bully but he was a puppet? Oh, that little dude? And then Clocky. Yes, the little dude with the muscles. And then the cat club. And then the ants. And then what is it? Terry? Did anybody say Terry? Perry. Pee-wee. And then the bikini guy. Mika-lick-a-hi. Mika-lick-a-hi. Mika-lack-a-nee-ho. Oh, you guys remember a lot. Mika-lick-a-hi. Mika-chack-a-nee-ho. And then he'd be all crazy. Tickle-ick-a-lick-a-lick. What? Right? I don't know what she said. Yeah, he would. Yeah, yeah. He would. And he'd be like, oh, anyways. And he'd still do it. So if there's nothing wrong with Peezy Herman, if he puts on a show, he's an entertainer. What's wrong with Lady Gaga? She puts on a show. She's an entertainer. That's what people say to her, too. Right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You won. Yeah. You win. You got to say it. No, but the thing is... One point for color. And then another example would be Macho Man Randy Savage. Uh-huh. What about him? Yeah. There's nothing wrong with him. He was an entertainer. That's what they paid him to do. Yeah. But nobody said there was anything wrong with Macho Man. I don't know, because I'm just giving examples. Aw, you're fighting and there's no fight. Thank you. You're cute. At least I've got good points. Yes, you do. Yeah. Nobody said you didn't have good points. Okay. Thank you. All right. Thank you very much. Hope you feel validated. Thank you. One point color. Zero points. I know. One point visitor. Zero points home team. Yes. Well. And then I was. Show me the thing. We were. We looked up your lizard people. So it's a conspiracy theory. So I thought you were going to like the Masonic. Isn't that another conspiracy theory? So lizard people run the world. The Illuminati run the world. So it's a science fiction. Pretty big run. Yeah. And Princess Diana was a lizard person. Yeah. Shape shifting lizard people. It was nice, though. I liked her. Everyone loved her. I know. I don't think I loved her. She was a people's princess. Did you watch the. She wasn't my fucking princess. I freaking cried. For what? And I wasn't even willing to do that. You cried for the wedding? No. No. In the movie. The queen. When everyone's leaving flowers for Princess Di. And like the lady wouldn't. Didn't want to recognize it. And it would. You want to come out. Oh, yeah. What lady? The queen. The bitter old hag. Oh. Didn't want to recognize. Fuck that bitch. Yeah. I said it. It's sad, man. So no one cares about the Masons anymore, right? Now the Illuminati took over and the fucking lizard people. The Masons? Like what? That was it? Talk about it in Book of Treasures? National Treasure? Before that was. Before that was like the conspiracy that all. Like a lot of powerful leaders were Masonic people. And like that. They are. And that the. Oh, OK. That the. She done. The eye on the pyramid is like a Masonic thing. And then there's like some other. Symbol on the freaking dollar and all this stuff. But now no one cares because now it's all about the Illuminati and the lizard people. All I know from that Masonic thing is what I saw in that movie. National Treasures. Yeah. And I saw something on. On History Channel. It was because Nicolas Cage is in that, right? Yeah. Yep. Nicolas Cage was hosting kind of like the truth of the of the Masonic people. But at the end, it just said there was like some like social club. That's just like really secretive. And like now they let chicks in. Yeah. Because before they didn't. So I don't know if they even killed it. Conspiracy theories. Yeah. Do you think Fidel Castro is a lizard? Is that motherfuckers still alive? Yes. He's like he's ever going to die. Huh. I am so out of it. Can you be tested for that to see if you're a lizard person? Me myself or you? Anyone. If your blood floats. I'm just kidding. He's a little serious. That's an actual test though, right? Like for lead. There we go. You get rejected for blood. If we float, we get rejected. Yeah. Because you're supposed to sink because of the lead. It's heavy enough. Yep. Learn something new every day. Crazy. I knew it was something, but I didn't know you had a float or sink. Yep. I don't know. You got a floater. You got to get out of here. If you're a floater, you're gone. Yeah. If you sink. And if you go to a public pool and you leave a floater, you're gone. Same thing. Same criteria. Oh, snap. Did not know that. All right. We'll show you.