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Welcome to Blame It On Ginger with me, the titty juggler today. And my juggler would be... Kelly Nichols. Kelly Nichols. And we've got the voyeur on the other side of the room. Stevie! Do you actually zone out completely when I'm juggling titties? Do you pay attention at all? Do you watch? Or do you just go someplace else? Think very carefully before you answer. No interest. They're my tits, okay? Is there just like no attraction to titties, girls' titties at all, or fascination with them? Oh, I've been on that. I've been on... Was I on the left one or the right one? You were on the left one. I've been on the left one, so it's not that I have any fascination. I ended up... So when it starts, I just think, okay, it's time to tweet. So I'm getting the phone ready. I'm checking all that out. I'm getting it composed. And then I'm enjoying it. So basically, you're not paying attention to the titty juggling. It's just I've seen so many. That says a lot right there. He's seen so many. Well, Stevie helps me shoot for gingerlandauctions.com. And he's an amazing photographer. An amazing photographer. He really is. I don't say that very readily. No, I don't either. I don't either. And on the fly. You did some stuff with Emily Kay the other day that was... Oh, my God. Some poses that were just amazing. I was looking through some of the photos this morning. She was so tall. It was like the first time I'd shot a girl that tall before. She was like six foot tall. Wow. She was like the runway kind of a model. And she had... But with a very classic look. Her name was Emily Kay. And she had that kind of the 40s hairdo where the girl wore the hair over one eye. Veronica Lake. Shut up, Veronica. That's... Yeah. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah. It was interesting because I'd look at her and then I would shoot. And what I was seeing with my eyes, what I was seeing in the camera were two very different things. So I had to change the game. Is she one of those people she looks better on the camera that she does in person or you had to like modify? It goes both ways because... She was very long. Yeah, she was very long. She was really, really... We're getting horsey. Come on. Just get out there. No, she wasn't horsey. But we... You had to... You had to... It was interesting. I can see where it would be more difficult to shoot her just because she took up so much space. You had to stand back and... Oh, yeah. You had to like back up. You had to back up to get her in. And then you would crunch her up and sometimes she looked boxy. I wonder what to make love to someone like that would be. I thought about climbing up on her. It would be difficult. I did. They took a picture. Take a little step ladder. They took a picture of her with me. My back was out. And so I was on pain medication and I was sleeping in the bedroom while they were shooting in the bedroom. And I guess I was laying there. Like I'm drooling. I'm snoring away. And they took a picture of this beautiful six foot tall model who came up and spooned me naked from behind. Oh, how Helmut Newton. And I'm... Didn't even wink. Didn't wink. Not even half of an eye opening up. Nothing. Oh, my God. I was out. I was out. You know who Helmut Newton is? The photographer? Yes. Is he still alive? No, he's dead. He's dead. But he would shoot the giant women with the little women. And what you just described. What you just described about her spooning you. Yes. Classic Helmut. Oh, really? Yeah. He just loved... And he would go down in France. He would go through and pick up prostitutes. And pick up little girls and prostitutes. To photograph. But these really odd sizes. He just had this kind of girl playing with her doll. But it would be like a little girl. But not a girl, but a small woman. A small woman playing with a little doll. It's very erotic. The only Helmut Newton photos that I ever remember are the ones he did of Debbie Diamond lying on the beach. Oh, I wish I had seen that. With her legs spread. Oh my God. It was shot. It was in black and white. And she had her legs sprawled out. And he shot her from behind. And her legs go on for days and days. And her ass is just... Everything is perfect. It's one of the most amazing photos I've ever seen. Wow. Wow. I didn't even know he worked with her. He worked with Debbie Diamond. Yeah. She's pretty tall. She's pushing six foot. He liked the tall blonde girls. Yeah. He did. Long, long legs. Long, long legs. And a lot of... You mean like me at five two. I just... I don't. Cut off at the knees. I would be the really small woman in the picture. Yes, you would. That's why they're dead. I absolutely was. Oh my gosh. So? So, I want to talk about seduction. Okay. I love to make love. I love to fuck. I love to get fucked. I love nasty sex. I love slow and dirty sex. I love all kinds of sex. But the lead up. What? What I'm finding... And it used to be I didn't even believe in floor play. Floor play? On the floor. Yeah. I just... The rug burns really got to me. I just had to cut out all the floor play. Yeah. Floor play is really important. And it's really changed over the last couple years for me. And I'm finding that I not only enjoy floor play more, but I need it. I need that lead up. I need the things that get me there. Yeah. Is some of that because you've been in the relationship for a while? And when you first started dating, you were like, I need to get this. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Which is a lot of things. Wait until somebody goes to bed and the house is quiet or early in the morning and he gets up before I do. And, you know, you really have to plan it. We're planning on going away for a weekend just so we can have sex whenever we want and for days. For days. But so we don't have as much time to do the seduction. But when we do, I love it when I come home and I find that the end of the bed is covered with an array of my toys, our toys. Excuse me. And, you know, the hog tie little leathers are out and the whips are out. And, you know, it's just it's that in itself is a really big turn on for me. So I did a little research and I don't know if I agree with everything here or not. Let me read it and see what you think. Let's let's hear something about seduction. Men are so good in sex, of course, since they practice a lot on their own. But the problem is they have zero experience in seduction. I agree. I don't think that's true. I mean, no. It's not a love. This is kind of answering itself kind of thing. But, yeah. What do you think? I think that men all have the ability to have to be seductive. It's whether they make it a priority. But they have to make it a priority. And, yeah, I think that you need to remind them to make it a priority. Yeah. And let's let's check it in here. Like I heard a ratio and it can be very fair. Men are 20 percent. Women are 80 percent. So basically, if they're. If they're getting 20 percent and they get laid, they don't really want to shake it up. It's like, why fix it if it isn't broke? You know, and women want to put 80 percent into the relationship because they need that. Yeah. We nurture. I'm not talking about your relationship. Your relationship rocks. It's awesome. But I've been a bad girlfriend for like the last week. We haven't had sex in like a week and we never go that long. Oh, you've only been twisted in sex. Yeah. I was twisted in sex. I'm always twisted in sex. Wait a minute. That's not what I'm talking about. That's not what I'm talking about. That's not what I'm talking about. That's not what I'm talking about. That's not what I'm talking about. That's not why. That's not why. You had a backache. Oh, the horror. Nick goes, I don't want to touch you. You're twisted and sick. I'm leaving. No, that's what attracted him to me. I haven't been twisted and sick in the right direction lately. Right. No, I feel really bad. I've been a bad girlfriend. So I'm going to have to do something that's seductive. Well, you offered my services. I thought that was amazing. I did. I did. I asked if I could crash at your house tomorrow. Because I have something to do in the valley. And you said, oh, yeah. And by the way, if you want to give Nick a blowjob. I haven't had sex in nine months. Okay. I'll think about it. If you're up for it, you're in the mood. You've got my blessing. You know, just take a photo or two so I can relive it. I think the first time I wanted you to be there. You want me to be there? I want you to be there. How late are you going to be at my house? I have to leave. But I could come back your way. I have to see what my home situation is. Let's talk. All right. So, Kelly, it's nine months. When was the last time that you were seduced? Like, mind-blowingly seduced. And what was it? In your real life. In my real life? Or maybe not in your real life. In my mind. In your mind? In my mind. What seduced you in your mind? Well, I seduced myself. In what ways? Oh. Because I might try the Kelly Nichols seduction of myself. Okay. Self-seduction. This weekend. All right. What do I do? Well, here's a really fun one. Here's a funny fact. I put out the toys I'm going to use, but I put them out in such a way that as soon as I'm done coming, I can just toss them in a bag. Because I'm like the guy who turns over and wants to go to sleep or kicks the girl out. I feel like that about my toys. Once they've made me come, I want them to disappear. I'm not going to buy them breakfast. That's it. Get the fuck out. So, for some reason, I set my toys up like that. With a bag on the floor ready to be tossed. Ready to be tossed. Ready to be tossed. Ready to be tossed. I like self-bondage. And I know that can be kind of weird, but you know my nipple play fetish. I love to have my nipples play. Did you bring the rubber bands today? No, I didn't bring them, but we can do them next time. We'll do them next week. Somebody needs to remind me. I forgot. But, okay, that's what I do. I can do bobby pins or rubber bands on my own breasts and just get them all bound up. And I was just the act of pulling them out, pulling out the rubber bands, and then wrapping them around my breasts. And then they just start to blend. And then the blood starts to get, you know, and they start to get cold. The nipples get cold because there's no blood flow. And then the breast starts swelling because there's blood behind it. And whether I do that or I cross two bobby pins. And sometimes I'll do rubber bands on one and cross two bobby pins on the very end of my nipples. So, again, blood flow cut off. So, yeah. I've noticed you have your hair up today. Wow. And you have lots of bobby pins on you right now. Maybe for later in the show. Later in the show? Ginger, when were you... I'm seduced. Like, seriously seduced. Like, insanely seduced. You know, I am more of the seducer. First of all, I want to address the self-seduction. I don't seduce myself at all. When I'm ready to come, I get out the Hitachi. I turn it on. I have my dirty little pictures in my head. 30 seconds. I'm there. I come. It's over. So, putting on a girdle that tightens around you and then shoving an egg up inside you and then making another girdle so you can't get to the egg. That wouldn't... That wouldn't... I feel to you. I would do that. That would be at work. That would be... Shopping. That would be something I do. As long as it doesn't buzz too loud. Because I'm missing that seduction. I know for me, it's... You see a guy and he just grabs his crotch and he gives you the nod. Okay. And that's it. That's not seduce. That's the guy part that we experience a lot of times. I mean, they don't mean to be like that. But what you're getting is if you were a girl and guys, yeah, they don't feel... They don't get it. They don't understand that. Unless they're like... A little bit super smart and think about it and realize they're going to get more out of it if they put the seduction, even if their head's not in it. Do it. I got a girl for my birthday. Nick got me a really hot girl as a birthday present. And we've done that back and forth. I've gotten him a couple of different girls. I've gotten him... Annie Cruz was for one of his birthdays. I got him... Oh, what's her name? Shay Snow for this last birthday. I've gotten him... What is her name? Jocelyn James. Jocelyn James. Nikki Charm. Nikki Daniels. Now, these are his presents only. So he gets to go away and... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. No, these are presents that I'm there. The only thing that's allowed when I'm not there is a blowjob. And there's absolutely no kissing at all. It's like he can get his dick sucked all day long. I'm totally cool with it. How professional. Unless, of course... Now, the only way that I could ever see there be a problem is... If he gets his dick sucked, it's going to turn me on the thought of it, and I'm going to want to fuck. And I don't know if he'll be able to fuck right away again after I hear about it. Oh. You know? And then I'd be pissed off. Because it was like, wait a minute. She got the cum, and I want the dick now, and I don't get it. Yeah, you kind of set yourself up. Yeah, so he's... I set myself up, but he's going to have to, like, be on the ball when that happens. Just know that it's going to turn me on to hear him tell the story of him getting his dick sucked by some other girl. Hmm. Okay, would he do that? If some other girl sucked his cock? I've given him permission, but he hasn't done it yet. I've given him... He hasn't fallen through on it. Following, fallen... Wait. I'm going to rethink tomorrow night. I'm thinking... He has not had a blowjob. Since you guys have been together, from another girl. From another... Unless I've been there. Unless you've been there. He's not had a strange blowjob. Now, how does that make you feel? I mean, seriously, not being there. You're saying you're okay with it. I think it's fucking hot. And I know that he's my man. Right. I don't have jealousy with him. I mean, I have punched a girl. Well, actually, my friend stepped in. No jealousy. She's punched a girl. Well, she deserved it. We were all three hitting on each other. And she was hitting on me first. And then when we got ready to leave, I saw her give him her phone number and say, I get off at two. And so I saw this happen. And I walked over and I put my arm back through the punch. Wow. And one of my friends stepped in between. So I didn't hit the waitress. But that was just not cool. Were you upset because she didn't give you her number? Or was it just behind your back? It was behind my back. And we'd been flirting all night. It was supposed to be the three of us. And it had become the two of them. And it just wasn't cool. So it wasn't so much jealousy as you fucked with your bitch. Behind the back. Because three is an awkward number. A lot of times, even if you're good at it, you know, swinging with... Three people. Sometimes just two connect better. And then one person will be slightly left out. And you've got to have the ego to take it. You know, I haven't had that happen yet. We've been really lucky. Because you're so hot and everybody includes you. It's just, it's been really three ways since Nick and I have had them. And I've never in my life had three ways like this. They're just right. We've had no bad experience. We lay and we talk about it afterwards. Oh, you have a man that loves you. It's cool. The only thing that... Whatever happened that was awkward was with the last girl that he got me for my birthday. We were in the 69 and I was on the bottom. I was eating her pussy. She was eating mine. She was on top of me. And I told... I gave Nick the nod that it's okay to fuck her. So he puts a condom on and he starts banging her. But... And I'm licking her pussy in his cock at the same time while he's banging her. But his balls are smacking me. Every time he goes in, they're smacking me. Getting like hit upside the head with these balls. Gaffer tape. You need some... Some gaffer tape. Tie those boys up next time. For everybody who's... Our listeners who just turned 18 yesterday, what was seduction like when you were 18? What did you do? Was there seduction when you were 18? 1-800-893-9562. We want to hear your stories of seduction. Of seduction. I'm trying to think if there was seduction when I was that... I had a lot of boys that bought me flowers. I had a lot of boys that bought me flowers. I had a lot of boys that bought me flowers. I had a lot of boys that bought me flowers. And candy. And a lot of boys that bought me things and champagne. And that's... Well, I guess it's a form of seduction. Was there any rubbing? Did they ever... You know. Seduction is... It's not really buying things. So that's kind of dating. Or, you know, setting something up. According. Seduction to me is... It has a sexual overtone. But at 18, you don't really know how to... I don't think that most people know how to seduce. Yeah. And you're not picking up the signals. No. No. No. No. No. No. I've had seduction out of all of life on porn sets. You know, in real life, people... You know, seduction is there. Don't get me wrong. My man is amazing. Right. Like I said, I'll come home and he'll have out, you know, the blindfold and the hog tie. He'll lay out all these different things and just spoil me rotten. That's hot seduction. He... Once in a while, he'll just... I'll be in my jammies watching TV or something. And I wear these little shorts and a little top that goes with them. And he'll pull my jammies down. And just go in and eat my pussy for half an hour and then get up and walk away. I think you said something really important too. It's like our best seduction was in kind of an over-the-top scenario, which would be the adult. And in the adult, we act like we're seducing each other before we get into sex. Exactly. But you're more seducing the audience in your head when you're... Are you thinking of that? Well, we're supposed to be thinking of the person we're having sex with. Because our eyes are aimed... Yeah. I always think of the person I'm with. Sometimes... Sometimes... Sometimes... Sometimes... Sometimes... Sometimes... Like Richard Pacheco. Oh, my gosh. He is awesome. And I would look at him and there was seduction going on. So every now and then, we would actually have seduction. Was it eye contact? Eye contact. Eye contact. Was it just brushing gently here and there? You know, some of it's just simple pheromonal. Some of it's just pheromonal. You just... Oh, if... You know, but eyes... Eye contact. I want to put my pheromones on. Ah. Eye contact, definitely. If someone is wise enough to invade your body space in a good way. Like a brush or a hand on your hand. You know, that can be that tingle that goes all the way up your arm. Do you remember when you were early dating and you were sitting in the theater with somebody you're dating and they brush against your arm and you're thinking, oh, maybe they're going to hold my hand or maybe they're going to put their arm around me. Yes. And your whole arm is tingling and burning and you can't think of anything but that hand. You're not even looking at the movie, even though you're looking at the movie. But all your concentration is on that hand, that extremity that may or may not touch you further. And give you permission to touch back because you're not going to do it first. Exactly. Which a lot of seduction can be waylaid because if you're kind of waiting for the other person, which is the safe place to be, it cannot happen. You know? I have... Nick has this little thing that he does. It's like it makes me tingle every time. He winks at me. All he has to do is look at me and wink. Just one eye and gives me this wink. And I just get... That to me is... He's seducing me when he does that. You know, I know that he wants me. He comes up from behind and gives me kisses on the back of my neck. Always hugs me. Always gives me kisses goodbye. Always says he loves me. I get seduction in a... I'm a lucky, lucky girl. Because it's not just kiss goodbye. It's like with the promise of more to come. On the break. Thank you. So like when he says goodbye to you, it's not just goodbye, but it's just like... It's always... I'm here, baby. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. The fire is hot. Yeah. There's always an I love you. There's... It always... So I guess I get seduced. But it's not like he wakes up and like goes down and just kind of kisses you between the legs and goes, you know, I've got to go get gas and I've got to run some errands and I'll be back. Seduction. And leaves you waiting for it. Oh, that would be really fucking hot. That's foreplay. That's foreplay. There's... Seduction is like... I get the feeling. It's before foreplay. Seduction is getting you in the mood for foreplay. And then when you start... Seduction is when you go to dinner and you're looking across each other. You know you're going to fuck later. And you know you're going to fuck. Or you just... You look in their eyes and you go, maybe, maybe. The maybe is like kills me. So a lot of it's eye contact. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Seduction is mostly eye contact and... Not mostly, but... Now, would sexting be a form of seduction? If I went to dinner with my man... And I decided... I walked into the bathroom and I took a selfie of my pussy. And then texted it to him. Would that be seduction or would that be flirting? What would that be? Foreplay. Oh, my gosh. Well, gosh. I mean, that's kind of a seduction. That's a gray area. It's definitely a seduction. It's definitely... Because that would be getting him in the mood for foreplay. So I think anything that kind of gets you in the mood. So when I say, daddy, I've been a really bad girl. You and the daddy thing. I've been really, really naughty, daddy. And I should be... Her voice goes up and she turns into like a little kid. I should be spanked because I've been really bad. Is that seduction? Only if you're 18 or older. 18 or older. But on this one... My man and I, I'm a year older than my man. And I'm definitely over 18. Is there more? Is there something that you want to share with us about seduction? Well, I'm just... There's this one thing here. It says, for an example. It says around 200 or 300 years back, rich women used to stay beautiful and ready all the time. So, you know, they're already ready. But the smartest women of that era who were not rich had their own tricks of seduction. Oh, neat. They used to stay a bit unprepared all the time. For example, they were in the habit of leaving their hair slightly uncombed. And as their desired men appear, they'd start to fix their hair in front of them. Ooh. Really? Through their face? You don't show up polished. Because when you show up polished, it's almost an expectation of like, okay, I'm ready to be fucked. Or I am ready to be undone, but maybe because I'm so polished, you're going to have to do something. You're going to have to do something to get me to that place. Take me to dinner. Give me some jewelry. You know, but when you caught off guard... I'm not looking my best right now. I was just getting ready. Nobody really sees me like this. Right. It's got to... And then you fix it all up. Yeah. Improvisation, kind of. It's funny. It's funny what turns people on, too. The other morning, Nick got up, and I have this T-shirt. It's an oversized sleeping T-shirt. It's pink, and it says, World's Greatest, Bestest, Most Wonderful Mom in the Entire World. And it's a Simpsons shirt. It's really, really... It's not cute or sexy at all. And I walked downstairs to get a cup of coffee, and Nick walked in. He gave me a second look, and he went, you look so sexy in your jammies. You look so sexy right now. He likes me in my jammies and in his shirts. And that's a form of seduction. Not even an intentional one, but I'm seducing him without even trying. No, you are. When I first met him, he took me aside. He was like, I know she's ginger Lynn, but she's ginger to me, and I love her the way she is. Just without makeup. He did say this. I am not making... I swear to God. I love her without makeup. I love her just the way... I mean, she might want to change, but it's like, I just love her the way she is. I'm almost like... Oh, my God. See? You have a brother or a clone. I just got seduced via Kelly Nichols. Yes. Is it always a person? You're welcome, Nick. Wow. Thank you so much. On that note, I'm going to switch it over here for a second. Are you familiar with the Screaming Old Products, Kelly Nichols? You will make me. I will make you. Some of my favorite products, Stevie, in the cabinet? They're right behind you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Let me pull something out here. Screaming Old. Screaming Old. I love that. That's such a great marketing name, Screaming Old. It's like, unless it's a donut, a very noisy donut, it has to be sexual. That's all I'm saying. You stick it in a donut. Oh, they make anything vibrate. I mean, we put it on a water bottle the other day, and that water bottle... I've seen plastic... What is it? Cock rings? Yes. Whatever. And they vibrate. And most men I've talked to, he says vibration kind of makes them numb or confuses them. So why would you do this? It depends on the amount of vibration. This is one of my favorite toys ever. It's... I always forget the name of it. It's the Screaming Old Vibrating Ring. It's the original. And... Oh, that looks like I'm just ripping it open. I'm just ripping it open. That would be like one finger down. It's all over. There's one for your... I'll give you the bling. Oh, I see. This is... It's a cock ring. Put it on your wrist, though. And feel the vibration. And so it goes below the balls, around the cock. You turn it on, and the vibration, it hits your clit. And they're disposable. They last for about 30 minutes. That is amazing. They're really inexpensive. They're disposable? They're disposable. Is that not the coolest thing ever? So, you know, 30 minutes is about... And to turn it off and on, there's a little switch on the side. Oh, I want a button. Do they come in different colors? Here's a blue one. This one is called the Blingo. The Blingo is a bit fancier. It's got a... It's soft. It's soft and supple. Let me open it up for you. And I have to say, when she turned that on, it was a very focused vibration. It wasn't all the way around the cock ring. So this I could see being on a gentleman and him not having a problem with it. No, it's perfect. And it's got little nubs on it, so it would rest on your clit. Try this one. This one, I can never figure out how you turned it on all the way. There you go. And this has got a wider blade. Oh, this is it. They're both... They're both generous. They're really, really nice. The Blingo, it's fancy. It's a blingy vibrating ring with a soft and supple vibrating diamond. Stretchy erection ring helps him stay harder longer for more satisfying sex. Looks like bling, feels like bliss. Is this also disposable? It is. Oh, right. Ladies love diamonds. The most memorable way to say I do, a bold way to celebrate an engagement. It looks like a giant ring. It looks like a giant diamond. So you could give one to your lady. Right. Bridesmaids, you can give them out to your best friends as a bold way to celebrate your engagement. They're fun. You can wear them. You can put them around your wrist, wear it around. Okay, I have a cocktail ring now. Okay, I just want to show everybody. You have a cocktail ring? Yeah, I just wrapped it around my finger like twice. 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Thank you. you're all 12 year old overage juvenile delinquents and i know the papa bear so you're all cubs but kelly without a doubt and she knows that she blushes when i say it the single most beautiful woman in the history of this business because i met her back in 75 and when i'd never see anything like that i agree she has never and the beauty comes from within it emanates it's there externally but it comes so much from within it there is nothing like her in the history of this business no and look at the face it's still that beautiful well it's perfect and the only time i ever got a chance even to remotely work with her and i still am puzzled why the term work is put into even playing around right is when a threesome shot by julian wasser with serena do you remember that it was in the office it was black and white and it was it was and they went after each other color film then well no it's black and white for documentary footage it was an extraordinary extremely interesting experience however i was sort of left out of it you were left out of it and kelly went after each other and it's true in a threesome serena i've been in love with serena in my whole life study well she taught me the most important lesson they want to be hugged they need to be hugged everybody needs to be they'll use fucking as a way of avoiding the relationship but if you hug them you catch them off guard britney amber if you want a really good hug do you want a papa bear hug papa bear what are you not You're not giving them out that easily? Well, no. I don't want to hug her now. She'd be too excited for the rest of the show. Everything else will be anticlimactical. She's got her Kelly Shibari wand in hand. She's got her screaming old cream. She's ready to go. Yeah, I'm getting extra excited. No, this is really a treat to be down here. And I came down, and this is essentially sort of where I grew up. Because on 5th Street, there was a hotel called San Carlos. I used to throw paper airplanes out on fire. Nice. My mother would drag me down here when I was in boarding school. Pershing Square was all grass. There was no parking lot in those days. It was just a park. Oh, my goodness, right. And I saw the very first movie I ever performed in at Fifth and Hill. No, that's right around the corner. A year after it opened, it called Goddaughter. I was in my first X-rated film. How old were you? Well, I started when I was 29. 29. What year was that? And it was 1972. I made the movie in 72. It opened in 72. And there's a huge story behind it. The movie played, and I wasn't in it. And I told my mom I was that bad. So I went out into the lobby, and I said, you know, your movie's showing. It's all fucked up. And he said, go back in. All the regals I was in then showed. Completely out of order. Oh, my God. And the guy said, you know, your movie's out of order. And he said, who cares? Who notices? Yeah. And I'm a film critic, and I heard this man saying, nobody watches me. I am dreadful. Oh, my gosh. I performed hardcore by accident in the film because my dick wouldn't go down. How do you perform hardcore by accident? Well, it was 4.30 in the morning on the last day of the shoot. And I was with a god-awful woman named Diana Hardy who'd been a bitch the whole time. This was a size-4 film. Oh, that sucks. She made the fatal mistake, since you were talking about seduction and stuff like that. Right. She made the fatal mistake of making out with me. That's the automatic way to get my dick hard because I grew up in the 50s. Oh, yeah. You know, it was fondly. My dick's been dead for years from playing football. So you got to kiss me, sort of make like you're interested in having something happen. Right, right. Now my dick's up, and it's not going down. And it's 4.30 in the morning, and the cameraman says, I can see his dick. Well, as opposed to what? So he said to me, either cut that damn thing off or hide it. So she looks at me in disgust because I'm playing a character named Dummy. She's all right, fucking dummy. Stick it in, but don't enjoy it. Now my dick disappears. She is a bitch. No, she isn't. Holy crap. Well, even worse. I am so terrified. I'm shaking like a puppy, a wet, scalded puppy. We're done because the guy doesn't see my dick anymore. I guess they think they had enough footage. I pull out, rock fucking hard. She says, you didn't enjoy that, did you? And I said, no, I didn't enjoy it. I was terrified. Worst fuck on the planet. I forgot it for years until somebody brought up what was simulation like. Because simulation, you would get hard, and then you had to go jack off somewhere to get rid of your dick. Well, this, I didn't even bother jacking off. I lived in terror. I lived in terror. She finally overdosed. Sort of a relief. But she used to grab on the rock in the office and go, you didn't enjoy that, did you? Because she never did hardcore. Oh, my God. Ever. Gorgeous woman. So she would repeatedly come up to you and just remind you that you didn't. Well, she'd come back to the office. She became a photographer. She was taught by Johnny Costano. Oh, I loved him. Famous name. Good old wonderful. He's supposedly dead. Miserable human being. Wonderful photographer. Yeah, that guy had a dog he used to call Mama. I don't hear you say things bad about too many people at all. Rarely. Because Johnny Costano, he was miserable, but he was enjoyably miserable. He was miserable. This guy was just a mean spirit. He was a curmudgeon. Well, he, the man had multiple diseases. He looked like a big bowling ball. Okay, back to the fact he was a fantastic photographer. Brilliant photographer. Yes. Brilliant photographer. Of course, we have one here in Stevie. Stevie is fantastic. Stevie is a remarkable photographer. It's wonderful to see him again because he was at my house shooting pictures of Serena. He's just magnificent. Oh, he really is. We're lucky to have him. And of course, Kenji sends his love because Kenji, who is a, now that you talk about a curmudgeon, Kenji is a quintessential curmudgeon. But you talk about pictures. His pictures are painting with a camera. He is probably, Raffaele, Kenji, Bob Vesey. Right. Stevie. Stevie. Those are great, great, great photographers. I agree. I've worked with Stevie. To paint with a camera is such an art. Stevie, he's not shot me. Especially with everybody doing it. Yes. And being able to fiddle with the, you know, in their cameras and everything else. I mean, you can do Photoshop on your camera for gosh sakes. Yeah, it's not the same anymore. No, it's not the same. That's why I'm worried. It's not the same. It's not the same. It's not the same. It's not the same. It's not the same. You can stand apart from everybody else's stuff. And see the world in a different view. Then you are a true artist. Because you shoot with the eyes that are in your soul. You know, it is interesting. I listen to all these guys working nowadays. In my day, it was spit in your left hand. You know, no woman helped you. No one sold lube back then? You know what I have? Lube's not really good for you, to be honest. I have to show you what I keep in my little cabinet here. Oh, gosh. You know, spit. You spit in your hand, get yourself up. It's natural. It goes back into your body. Exactly. It's on fire. It's good. Right. And I had this stuff called, oh, Abilene. Abilene. Abilene. Oh, my gosh. Why just butter bread with it? That is crushed. I keep Abilene in there. I use it for butt play. No. I do. It doesn't get gunky. If you do, Amy, you've got to get yourself ready. Abilene is the equivalent of Crisco for gay men. Yeah, it is. That's very good. It is like Crisco. I remember looking at it and saying, I can cook chicken in this. Why do I want to use it on my dick? If you truly wanted to use it proper, you stick it in the microwave. I'll just eat a little bit. Brittany Amber, how do you feel about seduction? What is your, when you go onto a set, do you flirt with the person that you're going to be with? Are you the quintessential? Say it again. Quintessential. Quintessential. Quintessential bitch on the set. What is your, I can't imagine that you are. That's sort of sad. No, but you know, I'm just asking. You know, some girls come in. Some girls are proud of it. They're proud of it. There are. I'm never a bitch, but it does have to do with like what's going on in my life. Like if I'm in a serious relationship that I have feelings with someone, I'm never a bitch. If I'm with somebody, if I'm single or whatever, I guess that really gets into my head too. You know, if I'm on set with somebody, if I'm completely single, I'm always like having fun and, you know, let myself come as many times as I want. Just, yeah. You mean you stop yourself from coming? If I'm at home, huh? You stop yourself from coming? No, I don't stop myself, but you know, I know what. Well, if you're in a relationship with someone, do you stop yourself from coming? Well, no. Like if I'm, let's say if I'm in a relationship and things aren't going good at home or if he's getting in my head, like, oh yeah, I've seen a scene and you like it more than this than me. And you know. Give me a whole bunch of jealousy in this business. If I had a penny for every time. It's always the same day every guy's done, you know, something that'll get in my head and not let me have as much fun as I'd like to have or whatever, you know. Because you've got that head trip going on. But for the most part, you go and you have a really good time. I hope so. Yeah, yeah, of course. You're supposed to. That's what it's all about. I could never be in a relationship and do it. It was too, it just, I couldn't let myself go the way that I really needed to. And whenever I do anything, I want to be the best at it that I can possibly be. I give it a thousand percent. So if I was in a relationship, I couldn't. So are you in a relationship now? I am newly single. Yay. You're newly, oh, is that it? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Well, yeah, because actually this last relationship I got in. Relationships in this business are very dangerous. Oh my God. Because they become ultra possessive. Yeah, exactly. That's what happened with this last guy. And I've never, I had literally get a restraining order. I've never had somebody this possessive over me. Like I've, you know, it's never been, you know, good, but never this bad. And I'm just, I didn't want to get in a relationship in the first place. We just ended up getting in a relationship. And then he just kind of stuck around. And I was like, already. The next thing you know, they're living in your house. You're making their car. He's a dad. Yeah. He told me. And Viper used to pat me on the head and say, as long as she's pretty, I don't care who you fuck. And then if I worked with somebody she didn't think was pretty enough, she would criticize him. Oh, really? You know, she'd say, that one was not. It kind of kept you honest, right? Well, it wasn't a matter of that. I had the best in the world in Viper because she was my best friend. Right. That makes all the difference. The sex between us was unbelievably mechanical. Right. Right. Right. Right. She got off in three seconds. Three seconds? Oh, yeah. A woman came. A cat sat on her lap and purred loudly. And in fact, speaking of that, I had to fight with the cat half the time because it would get in bed and start growling. Oh, my gosh. Competition. Oh, yeah. Pogo wanted no part of me in bed. Three seconds. So, Brittany, Brittany, Amber, how quickly can you come? Well, if I'm on top cowgirl or anal cowgirl, like, yeah, like two seconds. I'm doing it, you know. Because you know how to move. Yeah, exactly. Are you a grinder? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a grinder. I'm a humper. I'm a grinder. And I know exactly how to make. If you're not going to make me come, I will make you come. Yeah. Good for you. Good for you. Yeah. I'll do it. I'll find that position. So, two, three seconds? Really? Well, I mean, I guess it depends. If I guess the guy's small, at least like average. That I don't want to hear. Reverse cowgirl, you said? Huh? I thought they said anal. Oh, no. Yeah. Anal. Anal. Anal. Anal cowgirl or regular cowgirl. Okay. Got it. So, that's facing out or facing out? No. No. Yeah. Just on top. On top. Facing them. I don't like them sitting on top of me. But when you're having anal, it's harder to grind your clit, right? I think it's actually easier. Sometimes. Really? Sometimes I can smash away. Yeah. Sometimes I can come quicker like that. I had to jam my face in the pillow anyway because she'd make god awful noises and scare everybody. And I don't mind them making noises, but after a while, I just sort of wait around and then she'd want to come. I said, okay. You know, remember, I was professional. I came on cue. Never. The best part of fucking is getting off. Did you have a countdown? Yes. Oh, I invented the countdown. I invented that way before the headshot. That's right. I heard that about you. You are listening to Blame It On Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn. And we've got Kelly Nichols. And. Stimmy. And. Dylan Argold. And. Brittany Amber. In studio with us right now. Brittany, what does your orgasm sound like? Can you do one for us? Oh, it's like a buildup thing, you know? No, we're going to do that later on. Do you want to wait? Yeah. Can they come? Yeah, yeah, you'll see. All right. No, I guess we can do better than just a fake one. Bill, what's your orgasm sound? Tell me when you want it. And there's no sound. The sound is splash, splash, splash. Really? You don't go. Oh, come fucking on. That's too much work. Do you ever do it for the girl? So the girl hears you and is kind of like, oh, he's getting, he's enjoying it. Well, usually, most of the movies I ever made, I like to come shot in the face. Because of popping the face, because that's what the audience wants to see. It's really sexy. But when you're fucking a girl and you know she wants to know that she's turning you on, I mean, every girl, not every girl, but most girls want it. No, no, no. I don't make a lot of noise. You're one of the quiet ones, huh? Well, no. The trick about fucking, that's a lot of work. The orgasm's all you're going in there for anyway. See? See? 20%. 20%. You're the 20%? Like I said, I've been jacking off since I got 13. First time I came, I tried to jam it back in because I didn't know what it was. Now, you know, I said, what the hell? White blood? Well, whatever. It was going back in there. Then I liked the feeling of it and it became really cool. Remember, I grew up in the 50s. I'm 70 years old. I used to make out with women and grind into them until I popped. You know, and in the orphanage that I lived in, if you showed a pair of soaked shorts that night, you proved you'd gotten off. You know, because I did homework for the girls and it was a co-ed place called Vista Del Mar. And so you got to hump them? No, you'd grind into them. You didn't get to hump them. It was a dry hump. You just had to find a place and with enough pressure, you popped. Yeah. It was a dry hump. Yeah, dry humping. It is so cool. I'm a big humper. I get it. Dry humping is so cool. It is so cool. Isn't it? I love humping. It is so cool. Before 18, that was like our first exploration. Exactly. I still dry hump. And I learned all the dry humps by writing term papers, book reviews, book reports. You know, I was very bright. The girls would bring them in. I'd write them down for them, copy the other ones. Then they'd say, okay. Fifteen minutes later, I was off. Took a lot of work. Sweating and, you know, house mother running around the house. The laziest porn star in the world, Bill Margo, ladies and gentlemen. They don't want to see me. They don't even know who I am. Come on. Come on. I'm utterly unrecognized. I'm not the hedgehog. I'm not John Holmes. The only two really famous. And maybe Rocco. But there haven't been that many really famous males. And now what bothers me is there may never be another famous male because they're enhanced. Yeah. You know, I'll ask her. James Dean has made a good name for himself. He's one of the first new kids. Yes, James Dean. However, he's short. And he has a certain look of a capuchin monkey. You're in one of those moods today. He's small featured. He is small featured. He's tiny. I've never. Little tiny men. He is tiny. You know. He looks like he's standing far away when he's standing up close. Well, he minces too much. He needs an agent to show him how to be presentable. Because I went. Yeah. It's called lifts. You know what I mean? He gets really staged. He looks like the end result of a fake mirror. He is petrified. I don't believe any of that. And he wasn't bad, to be honest. And I'm looking forward to seeing him at the XRCO. He wasn't bad in Canyons. He really lent. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. The movie's a mess. Right. But he isn't bad. The Lindsay Lohan film. And he brings. Oh. Oh. That was so sad. That woman's cellulite was unbelievable. And here's the horror part of our show. The man who loves women. Well, no. But I have to admit that he gave a performance that I'd like to have seen more of. And Schrader didn't know what to do with him. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And that was scary. Because had he been there more. And I don't know why they didn't show the stabbing scene. He walks in. Hacks the woman to bits. And comes out. How come we don't get to see it? Which brings up sexual terror. Right. Which brings up Kelly Nichols. So Lindsay wasn't the only. The nail gun. Yeah. The nail gun. I'm jacked off to that scene so many goddamn times. It's unbelievable. You jacked off to me dying? Oh, absolutely. It was a form of insertion. Of course it is. It's Little Tiny Dicks. Little Tiny Dicks. Two of them. Yeah. One in the gut. One in the head. No. Well, I guess. She made a hell of a movie. I was scared. She's a scream queen. Two box murders. Cameron Mitchell shoots her with a nail gun. And she's totally naked. Totally vulnerable. I guess you've never been killed totally naked. Well, you run around for a while trying to get away from it. I've done some of those. Yeah, okay. I can do it now. It's fucking incredible. I've never been killed totally naked. I've been killed in a couple movies, but I've never been killed naked. In Ken Russell's horror. It was close. It all begins with Sokka and the shower scene. That's true. And then it's duplicated and much better. In a movie called Dementia 13. With Lana Anders coming out of that river. And if you notice, and I'm an authority on all this because I jacked off to it. She goes in with white underpants, but in the water, because they become transparent, they turn black. What? Yeah. It's Coppola. I'm not sure Coppola directed it. He made the movie. A guy named Jack Hume may have directed that scene. But of all the masturbatory sequences I've ever watched, that's the one I've jacked off to the most. There's a pretty good one. And in Black Belly of the Tarantula with Barbara Bruchet. Yeah. Being paralyzed and then being rolled over totally naked. I think that was one of our horror. I think so. Was that with a giant spider? No, it's not. No, no, no. It's poison from a spider. Oh. And it is wonderful. But this is, you know what, I came on here to congratulate her for dying. Let's give her a big hand. Congratulations, Kelly. You're back again for the brink of death. I got to bring it back to sex for a minute. Stevie, what is your orgasmic sound? Oh, God. Oh, gosh. And grunts? Oh, gosh. Is that your orgasmic sound? Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. What's that? It depends because, you know, it depends with the guy because sometimes I'll have to just be low and I'll just be like, oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, my God. That's too much dialogue. Oh. And then if it's the guy's into girls, if he's married, then I have to be like, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. I'll get it. Oh, I'm done. I'm done. Baby fakes it. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Stevie fakes it. I can tell. That was so good. That was so real. Stevie, you fake it. Oh, my God. You know, and then if they get, if they're, if they know I'm faking it, they get mad. I would too. Well, that's kind of a guy reaction all around. If they figure out you're faking it, they do get pissed. Yeah. Yeah. Even in, I think it's so funny even in scenes too and like you do a really good job of doing your orgasm. Like, oh, they think they really did. Like, oh, that was a real one. And I'm like, I got, I don't, I'm a really bad liar. So I'm always like, no, you know, really? They're so deflated. I'm like, I'm sorry. Right between my legs. I have two cameras over here. Yeah. Perfect conditions for coming. Yeah. Right. Best orgasms off camera when they were, cause I used to shoot when, when we were filming Kelly and I, 90% of what I shot in the beginning, I shouldn't say 90, it's probably closer to about 60 to 65% of what I shot was on film. And so they would have to reload the cameras. And I was like, oh, my God. And during the reload, that's when the real fucking went on because you, you didn't have to open anything up and you're just going for it. So I had my best orgasms off camera, you know, and they, sometimes they come back and catch it and they just, you know, cause I'm still going. I didn't stop. It's like, why stop? Just cause you're reloading. I'm already loaded and locked and ready to go. Well, I think my best two orgasms are both masturbatory scenes. One in a movie called, You Don't Like It Hot, where I play Big Dick. And I'm like, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's a famous scene because I'm talking to no one. Harry Moaning was sent upstairs to direct me and he said, do you want Iapacia to come get you ready? And I said, I've been jacking off since I was 13. So I'm doing a nasty phone call and I'm jacking off. And I fell in love with my own voice. I do this vicious. That's what happened. Well, no, I do a vicious phone call. And at the other end of it is a woman named Rosalinda Kimball, who I don't meet for three months. And she recognizes my voice and she said, you scared the shit out of me. I not only did it. I did it so well in there and popped. I then went into a soundstage to add more in and I pulled my dick out and began playing with it. And they're going, what do you do? And I said, I can't talk dirty unless I'm doing something that makes my mind think that way. So I popped again. So you can talk dirty while you're hard. Why not? If I need to, I carry on whatever conversation. I can call you every name in the book. Hell, I cock-lipped Casey Valentine in Intimate Lessons. And then instead of popping on her face, I popped in the cold. Okay. I was under the. The misconception that like you were so concentrated on your orgasm. I liked your orgasm because the only good feeling sex is the rest of it. My dick being hard long ago from all the football I played for 20 years and the nerve endings in the lower part of my body are worthless. You know, it might work. Brittany Amber, how do you feel about going topless? Are you like pro or against? Are we doing big tits? Remember, tits are not my favorite thing. I know, but I love her tits. Can I see your titties? I like your better than the black bra. Are you comfortable with it? The black bra is more erotic than just plain tits. I like the bra. I like the bra. I love to. You know what? I'll do it. I'll come over and take it off for you. Oh, that's nice. Oh, here we go. Brittany's like. This show's a lot more lively than the last show. Ginger's going over to Brittany. I guess I was already calling it skid row. I'm behind her. Honey, I am down. Raising. No, the bra, it's not like a bra. At one point, your eyebrow was pierced. Take this off and then I'll. At one point, you have a pierced eye. I tell you what's going on, but I'm still not sure. I'll go through this way. I think Ginger's rolling up her t-shirt. By the best. So come on. Oh, look at that. She's slipping the t-shirt off. Oh, what a beautiful bra. Oh, Ginger's in her armpit. Underarms are very sensitive. They're very sensitive. Ginger's in her armpit. I love armpits. And she's sucking on her armpit. Brittany doesn't know whether to moan or laugh. I think Brittany's torn between a moan and a laugh here. She couldn't get away. Oh, she's mortified because she didn't put on deodorant. Pretty good bra. That's a real support. That is a beautiful bra. She's got a beautiful black bra. Oh, my goodness. It's like diamonds and sequins on it. Oh, well, we'll start there, and then when we come back from our break. Oh, do we have to take a break? Oh, this is so much fun. Remember, the dress is my least favorite part of the female, because that's all I have. The show's not about you, Bill. I know, but I love you. I'm kidding. But you're going to win. We're going to play a game when we come back, and you're going to win. Oh, I'm going to win. Just because I know that you'll win. Although, Brittany Amber will give you a run for your money. I'm going to take this away from you. I don't want you to see it either. I want everybody to play. All right. You're listening to Ginger Lynn on Blame It On Ginger with Kelly Nichols. Stevie. Bill Margold. And. I was going to drink Brittany Amber. And Brittany Amber. This show is brought to you by TheScreamingO.com. Go there right now. Type in the code, the offer code, GINGER20. Get 20% off. That's TheScreamingO.com. We will be right back on Blame It On Ginger. It's a good name, Screaming. It's a good name. It's a good name. It's a good name. It's a good name. It's a good name. It's a good name. It's a good name. It's a good name. Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know, Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We are back. I am Ginger Lynn. You're listening to Play Without Ginger with me, Ginger Lynn. And of course, Kelly Nichols. And Steve. And Bill Margo. And Bill Margo. And just joining us right now, Jody Taylor. Are you sure? Can I put these on? If you're more comfortable, yeah. Yeah, because I can hear better. How long has Jody been in the business? Jody Taylor, how long have you been in the business? Shoot. One and a half years, two years, something like that. Are you coming to the XRCO on Wednesday, April 16th? No, I didn't know about that. These aren't working. See, this isn't good. Why is she coming to the XRCO? Why don't people know about it? Are you coming? Turn the red button. Put it back on and turn the red button. You should. It's hard to get this information out. I mean, not everyone reads ADN or follows it on computer. I mean, it's just... It's going to be out. It's just the XRCO 30. It began 30 years ago. Yeah. Is that the first one? Is that the one that I went to? Was that the first? That's the bumblebee dress. That's the bumblebee dress. Danny, I got a picture of you with Scott Mallory giving out an award. Was she at the first one? Of course. The very first one? Yeah. Yes, I was. I was at the very first. And I took home three awards. I was... I didn't... And guess who you beat three times? Tracy fucking Cunningham. Cunningham. Cunningham. Yes. Woo! Tracy fucking Cunningham. Yay. She came in this sequin gown. I'm wearing this yellow dress from Sears with big polka dots. I look like a giant bumblebee. She looks fantastic. I bet. I had no makeup on. I get up there and I'm like crying and shit. And I took home all three awards because I didn't think I was going to win anything. So I didn't... I didn't buy a fancy dress. They absolutely loved you. The critics and those when they really were critics worshipped you. And what was your accepted speech? Thank you. You never... I probably... Just... I thank my parents. Thank you. I thanked... When I got the best group grope, I thanked my grandma. She was in the audience. I'm like, and best group grope, Ginger Lynn, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I got up there and I accepted the award and I went, and I want to thank my grandma for giving me my spoke. She's like, God! No. She's out there clapping. Awesome. She's taking notes so she can tell everybody at bingo. No, she's like totally, totally ready. Oh, cute. So, Jodi, you walked in right at the time that we... Do you... Do you guys need trouble or help getting that on your... No, I'm just like... She's going to get ready. I've... Guys never let you handle the condom, so I'm kind of... She has a condom in her hand and she's going to put it on the head of her Itachi. They're stupid because the most erotic thing about a condom... Does it say time to go in? No, the most erotic thing about a condom... Do you put it on beforehand? Yes. It does. How many minutes? I know, they never let you put it on. Why? I don't know, but now I'm just... That's the only good part of the condom is having to roll down your dick. I agree. I want to ask Jenny something really quick here. You know, Brittany cannot wait, so she's already opened up her cream. Now, we have opened up the Screaming O Better Orgasms Tonight Cream. Now, Jenny, you tried this last night, correct? Can you tell us... Does it work? Can you tell us about it? What was so wonderful about it? What did it do? It's just like a nice... When you say burn, it sounds bad, but it's like a nice... Warm? Warm. Yeah, but then you have little red welts on you after you use it. That's the whole thing. It's a nice... What is it? A garganty. A warm sensation. So what it probably does is it helps the blood get to the clit and to the pussy and to the lips and fills you up. Oh, that's exciting. Okay, well, that's just because you don't have a pussy right now. Thank you. If you had a pussy, you'd feel different. I'm an open-minded... I'm rather happy about that. Yeah, I am. I'm going to apply my cream to my pussy and see what it does. I'm kind of scared. Well, this is... I'm really joining you. I think she... Do you spit, hopefully? No, on my pussy? Yeah. I don't usually... I mean, yeah. I use it. They're not going to... I don't insert it, Bill. They're just putting it on their clit. Oh, that's... Yeah, we get your pussy warm with spit and then rub on it. Yeah, but you never know. The pussy's like... But spit is more for the insertion. You want... Not necessarily. Really? Okay. This is to bring... It's just like a guy that would put any type of a cream on that would bring the blood flow to the pussy is what I'm going to gas through the clit. And it's supposed to make your orgasms better. And since we're about to have orgasms here, I have decided to put mine on my pussy. I'm playing with my clit. Now, I don't know what's going on here, but I'm excited. But it's working for me. Oh, thank you. Do you feel the ginger there? Okay, Brittany's playing with herself now. Both Brittany and Ginger are rubbing themselves with this lotion. How do you feel? What's it doing? What's the name of the lotion? I don't know. It's tingly. It's definitely... It's screaming. Oh, what does it say? Climax cream. Screaming. Oh, climax cream. Sensational sex for her. I'm starting to feel... Glycerin-free. Uncentered. I'm starting to feel a little minty. Ooh. Now it's starting to feel... Is it hot or cold? Is it hot or cool? Oh, so it's cool. It's a cooling sensation. Like a menthol. That's very odd. Menthol. I'm going to put it on my finger and see what happens. No, heat or cold. Cinnamon would be warm and menthol would be cold. This is... Now I feel the warmth too. Now it's getting warm. This is fucking... This feels so good, Bill. I'm sorry that you don't have a pussy. I am so sorry. It's actually... Now I'm going to take... Here's the real test. I'm going to taste it because... It has no taste. I tasted it already. I gave him a sample. Yeah. I mean, I would still eat pussy. I would still eat pussy with it. Although my lip just went numb. Really? My top lip just... Now, would this be numb enough to distract from anal? Okay, I'm going to try this. I don't know, but I'm going to masturbate and see if it works. I'm going to find out. All right, so what we're going to do here is we've got Brittany Amber. We have... I keep... I like this. You know me. I know you very well too. Jodi. Jodi Taylor. Jodi Taylor. Jodi Taylor. J-O-D-I. Like, I know Jodi really well. I like the name Jodi. Oh, my God. The last photos we took of you are so fucking gorgeous. The last photos. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah. Yeah, for gingerlinoxious.com. That was like a while ago. It was a while ago, but you just look so fucking stunning. And I still see your picture every day, so... And I've got Brittany too. We shot you. We've been sold out of you for a while, though. We need you back. We need you back. We shot you, what, five years ago? Probably. Yeah. You did twice, so I think the second time was more recent. I mean, a couple, a few years ago. A couple years ago. Yeah, it's time to get you back. So what we're doing here is Jodi Taylor. Yes. Very good. Okay. Yes. And Brittany Amber. Our masturbator. Yes. And Kelly Nichols. Gonna do it too. And Ginger Lynn are all going to masturbate. Well, Kelly's not doing anything. She's gonna, she's got hers right ready. I got it armed. Oh, it's already, okay. I haven't started yet. I'm supposed to tell you a dirty story. You're supposed to tell us a dirty story. An erotic story. An erotic story. And then we're all gonna masturbate. You're gonna have to talk. And Stevie is going to, in the background, be narrating and telling what we're all doing. Is this a race to orgasm? No, it's... We just want to... We just want to... We just want to... We just want to cum. Well... I just, I have pussy cream on. Girls just want to have fun. Girls just want to have fun. I'll tell you an interesting story that, roughly 1970... Oh, wait. Are you starting now? Yeah. Okay. Interesting or hot? Well, it's hot because of my first time I met Serena. Okay. Make it hot. Make it hot. Well, it gets hot. Okay. It gets hot. All right. Okay. It gets hot because I was... And then when you get to the hot part, be really descriptive. Should I put my condom on my... Yes. My thing? Go. Yeah, you know how this works. You got to get... You got to talk. Well, I don't mind talking. I was called downstairs in the building where I first met you. Sam Manning was shooting this woman named Serena and an older woman named Nancy. And they were playing nurse and patient. And... Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Hold on. That sounds hot. That sounds hot. Let the girls catch up. I can't get my condom on. Jodi's trying to put a condom on her... I'm going to put my high setting on. Don't look at me. I'm not going to put that thing on. I can't stand it. I think I ruined it by opening the condom. Well, you left a big reservoir for it. That's going to catch all the little baby vibrators. There you go. That's good enough, right? Yeah, that's fine. As long as it's covered. Absolutely. Okay, so... Ginger's on the floor. She's going for it. Oh, that's cheating. I think mine's dying. I know. Oh, good. You have pubic hair. This woman has pubic hair. I have pubic hair. A rarity in the business. I love fur. Oh, Jodi. Oh, my God. Jodi brought the pubic hair. Jodi brought the pubic hair to the party. Oh, that is so adorable. All right, Jodi. Because you used to go, down there and get burns all over your face from rubbing on it. I'd nuzzle. I'm a genius. Well, that's my story. Okay. So I went downstairs, and there are two beautiful women rolling around in bed playing nurse and patient. And then they looked at me, and I was dressed as a patient as well. So they both got a hold of me, but Serena didn't seem to want to do anything. The other girl was quite happy to play around with me, and it was very interesting. I want a big, hard dick, and I want a wet pussy. Well, her... Pussy was wet. I never really got a chance to work with Serena because the girl was sort of pushing me. I don't want you working. I want you fucking. Well, like I said, I mean, the older blonde woman was quite content rolling around with Serena, but wasn't letting me get at Serena. So finally, the older blonde opened up, and I went in and pulled out and came all over her. Okay, that's working. Yeah. Which was a nice cum shot, but then Sam sort of, and this is a sad story, noticed that I was hanging on to a teddy bear for some reason because it was there, and I like teddy bears. But the woman then went down, took literally a handful of my orgasm, and put it into Serena's mouth, which I thought was very erotic, and then kissed Serena, which I thought was also very erotic because a lot of women don't like doing that kind of stuff, which is insane because it's good for you. It's like a car racing here. It's good for your skin. I hope it's good for you. I know mine is. But what really made the thing even better, even hotter, is when it was over, and I had, you know, I'd done my job, I went back upstairs, and as I said, this was the first... It's not a job you're fucking because you like sweet pussies. Well, not all pussies have ever gone down in the nest. Sweet, to be honest with you. I'm so close. Yeah, well, the sweetest pussy I ever tasted was Cindy Summers' that tasted like strawberries. It was in Texas, and she was known as Lady Vanity because she carried a mirror around with her, and she was like, and I was gobbling her up, and she tasted exactly like fresh strawberries. And then when I kissed her, which was fucking incredible, it was like having my head swallowed. You know, I'm far more into making out. This is not me doing this. These people are acting. Stevie's about to say, harder, harder, harder. Harder, harder. This is all very well done, I guess, grinding away. Oh, my God. Like I said, I'm jealous of toys. If it's not me doing it, fucking toys, batteries, and electricity, that's a joke. I can't tell. I can't tell. More power to you. I can't tell. An orgasm's an orgasm's an orgasm. Never deny it. Oh, I can't take it. Get up, get up, get up. You know, yeah. Ginger's on the floor. Yeah. This one's probably fun. Is it? I watched my own show. Ginger has a red face, so I guess something happened. I just went my own little... I saw her. I watched her. I watched her. I watched her. I'm not that good at what I... No, you're a wonderful storyteller. Yeah, well, I know. I'm not limp as a storyteller. I can talk about sexual terror. But in terms of, like, you know... But if you want to play the death game, then we can have some fun. I don't think these kids even know what the death game is. I think dirty talk is not your forte. You know, the death game is because when you're choking somebody and fucking them, the only place they have to breathe out of is their vagina. How did you use death and choking the same sentence? You've played the... I'm sure you've played it. You've had rough sex. I've had rough sex. You've had rough sex. Yeah, when you're choking a girl and the only place she can breathe from is her vagina, it's hot. It is fucking hot. Wow. Think about it. That's hot. You know, I've had massive orgasm. A woman taught me that way back in the early 70s of how to do that. And she was only breathing out of her vagina. And that vagina was sucking my dick. That's a different anatomy. That's why I like the violence. I like the erotic sexual terror. All right. Is yours dying? It's scaring somebody. No. I don't know. My vagina's annoying. Here, use mine. Will that one die? Both girls are vibrating. It's a... Brittany's vibrator died. I know. So Jodi's going for it. She's grinding that vibrator right on top. She seems to not know where she is. Yeah. No, I love her face. She is lost. She is lost. And we're watching her. Jodi, I'm watching you come. I'm watching you come, Jodi. Go, girl. Oh, she's... Oh, I can tell that's real. Good for her. Good real. Oh. Whoa. That was... I mean, I got like five. That kind of does help a little. Oh, she likes the cream. The cream is... The screaming out of the... What's it called again? Screaming orgasm. It's better orgasm tonight. Okay, Brittany's... We have to be respectful here. We have a lot... One more girl coming here. One more girl coming. Brittany. Brittany Amber sitting in her chair. Ooh, Jodi's going for a second run. Jodi's going back again. That's when you're really, really sensitive after you just came and you put the vibrator right back on top and it's a crap shoot whether you're gonna come or not, but it feels so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's coming for us again. There she goes. Brittany Amber's coming along. She's getting close. She's getting close. That's a nice puffy pussy. Brittany was... The terms I learned from T.T. Boyd. That's a puffy pussy. A puffy pussy. That's a puffy pussy. All right. Ah! Oh, yeah. And then the beautiful Kelly Nichols got up and walked around. Kelly is coming in whispering in her ear talking to her. Sounds like watching tennis or golf. I'm watching Kelly Nichols play with Brittany and her pussy. Oh, she's got Kelly Nichols is talking dirty into her ear. She's whispering. I think it's Kelly talking dirty to her. Uh-huh. Kelly is talking dirty to her. She's probably good at that. Whispering, telling Brittany Amber. I'm just fascinated by her. Jody Taylor coming again. We're having a contest here in the studio right now. It works. She's going kind of numb now, though. Jody Taylor, her pussy is now going numb. Second orgasm is always better than the first. I think she's had three. That was the fifth or something. Fifth or sixth. Okay. Brittany Amber, Kelly. Kelly has got her I'm gonna fuck you up face on. She's getting closer and closer, breathing her warm, hot breath. Very observant. I like that. Kelly's got her left hand playing with Brittany's butt. Make her to make her come. Jody Taylor coming in. They didn't have all the fun. Over and over and over again. I've got the two beautiful girls just masturbating in the studio. Coming for you, a pleasure. I hope that you've got your dick out. You want more of that? No. I hope that your dick is hard and that you're stroking it. Thinking about these two beautiful women just masturbating for us. Sitting here, coming over and over and over again. Kelly Nichols down on her knees in between in between Brittany Amber's legs helping her to come. Oh, there you go. I like that. Closer, Jody Taylor. Just another one. Involuntary tuition. Uh-huh. Uh-oh. We've got orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. Brittany Amber, she destroyed it. Don't pull it off. You've got to go back down there again unless you want to. Pulling out Brittany Amber's titty. Playing with her nipple. Brittany's got her head thrown back. Her mouth is open. Rattling around with the wood, which I think is where it's at. Jody Taylor going for another one. Everybody. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We have lift off. Yeah. All right. Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, my God. Oh, Jody Taylor had about a... How many orgasms did you have, Jody? Oh, I'm like... Like at least a... The last two were like really weak, though. I think... It doesn't... Somebody's vibrator's still on. We've got some... Feedback. Is that from Stevie? Is that from Stevie? Oh, Stevie's vibrator's still on? I've got the sound sticks. What is that? Brittany Ember, how was that? That was like times 10. That was my one equaled like 10. Oh, my God. She smelled it. So good. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Yes. She turned me on so much. That was what I needed. You got back there and I was starting to get real turned on. She was pulling down my shirt. I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. What can I see? And you're dirty talking so good, too. I'm like, getting it so in the middle. I'm like, oh, God. So amazing. Yes! We did it. We have conquered the pussy. We have conquered the pussy. That was amazing, Brittany. That was really fun. Thank you for sharing that. You guys are amazing. Thank you both so fucking much. Did you taste some? Is that why you made the funny face? No, I was... She's thinking of using the toy now. I was just thinking. If you want to put that in your pussy, those are brand new. We haven't used those yet. Ooh, let me just try it and see what it's like. All right. All right. Give it to Mikey. She'll eat anything. What are these called? These are from Cal Exotics. They brought these in for us the other day. What is this toy called, Steve, that you're playing with? Drumsticks or sex sticks? Those are sex sticks. Sex sticks. They look like drumsticks. Jodi has taken one and put it in... I believe it's inside of your pussy. Is it hitting your G-spot? Has it got a good angle? I mean, I don't... It's too... It's too hard. It's too hard for your G-spot? It's probably better. I was thinking that they'd be better for hitting people. Yeah. You know, for hitting your... Like, yeah. They're supposed to be sexy because it's from a rock and roller of Phil Verone. Verone? And... I forget what band he's with, but he was the drummer. And that's what it represents. It's kind of a rock and roll foray into sex toys. I see. Are they too slippery? Oh, they are. How about the butt? Yeah, that'd be good for a deep beat. That'd be okay. That'd be really good for the butt. I'm just a suggestion. You could do them for a massage. You could hit them on your clit. Well, the butt'd be perfect because they've got that. The butt would actually be really nice for your butt. Yeah, and it vibrates. As long as you don't let it slide all the way in. I don't know how deep your butthole is. I know that. I'm thinking it's only about six inches long. You know, but if you bent over and just kind of like back and forth it in, that would be like a really perfect finger. I have a deep asshole. My asshole goes all the way up to my throat. It's really deep. You can... His breathing vagina. He's got a breathing vagina and you've got an asshole that goes... The anatomy in this room is awful. He's never experienced it then. It's a great treat. The death game is something to play if you know what you're doing. The death game. Well, there's the horror and the whores. Well, we do have a game that we're going to be playing with you right now. Bill Margold, you are going to have to be the narrator for the game. All right. Because it's... Well, it's for girls only. So unless you want to play... You know what? You can play a girl. All right. I'm dressed in drag. You know, the only time I put on high heels I almost fell out the window of my third floor office. I tripped and was heading toward the window. Why were you wearing high heels? Because Sam was shooting something stupid that day and he put us all in drag and I literally headed toward the window and I had to be grabbed and pulled back. You know, they always say that. The guys, they catch them in the drag and they go, well, you know, someone was shooting me and I just was like stupid. It wasn't my fault. I don't mind you having to pants on all that bullshit but high heels, how the hell do you do it? You can't cram your foot into something like that and be in balance. It's not very good. Who's, let me turn off whatever's vibrating. We can't figure it out. It's not mine. Something is vibrating like mad. Maybe it's still inside Amber. Is it yours? Is yours on? Is it on the floor? Maybe it's Ginger's toy. Did you turn yours off? No, yeah, hers is off. That one on the floor is off. Did you hear that? It's not me. Oh, that's it. What was that? It was Jenny. It was inside the system. It was Jenny. Jenny has her vibrator over there. Yeah. Oh. That was pretty fly. That's a secret vibrator. I didn't know that you weren't done masturbating. Jenny, I'm so sorry. Somebody turn the fucking vibrator off. It's Jenny back there. She's got the jackhammer out. All right, what I'm going to do is pass this deck of cards over to Jody Taylor. Jody, each card has a point value on it. So if you succeed in getting your task completed, you get to keep the card and the first one to get to 10 points wins. Okay. This is a game. It's called You and Me. It's from creativeconceptions.com. They sent us this game to try it out. So I'm going to pass the deck over to you. Okay. And just take the top card and do what it says. Okay. You can read it out loud. It says, wearing a blindfold, slide your hands under your lover's top. Okay. Lift up their bra and caress their nipple. All right. So your lover is going to be Brittany Amber. Let me get you a blindfold. I just happen to have one right here. We just happen to have a girl. We just happen to have a blindfold. Oh. Yeah. Place comes well equipped. I'm going to take my... Well, no. Keep your top on because we're going to go underneath of it. Yeah. We have to go underneath of it and lift up under the bra. Okay. Let's take my top off first. Oh, it's me. She's just putting a blindfold. Yes. Yes. Oh. Jodi receives the blindfold. I was doing it to her. Oh, no. Okay. So she's doing it to you. Oh, okay. Right? Where's the blindfold? Oh, you have to touch her while you're... Is this a... Yeah. It's braille. It's braille. It's supposed to go under. It's braille. It's braille. Boob braille. And I caressed the nipple. And Jodi is finger diving. Jodi is finger diving into Brittany's top. Jodi's never coming back. She's in Brittany. I found my nipple. And caressed her nipple. Jodi's having a field day here with Brittany and her tits. It's amazing. Have you two met before? No. No. You're getting along quite famously. Lift up their bra and caress their nipple. Oh, Jodi's using her sense of touch to discover... So, Jodi, now you have to go under and lift the bra up, it says. So, go from underneath and lift... No, that's down. Up is the other way. Underneath. Underneath the t-shirt. Oh, I have to go underneath. You have to pull the bra up and get the titties out. I don't think that bra is going to come off. Yep, but you can't... Is it hard to do with the blindfold on? Oh, there you go. There she is. Jodi's pushing up the t-shirt and the bra. There we go. And she's touching her nipple. Nipple number one. All right, see if you can get them both. She's got the second breast. Look, can you see them? We can see them now. And she has both breasts out. Yes. The beautiful, beautiful breasts of Brittany. Oh, my God. And she's groping her right now. Those aren't really nice. They feel really awesome. Yeah, they look real. Give a size guesstimation. What do you think, Jodi? Take your time. Jodi, how big do you think they are? Give a size guesstimation. That's a horrible game. I don't know. It's a horrible game? She says that's a horrible game. I want to see Jodi's tits because they're small. Oh, we're getting them out. We're going to get those out too. I'm going to put the headlights here. Jodi is like, really good hand at this. Brittany, we're taking it like a champ. Jodi Taylor. Taking it like a champ. I think she's welcoming it like a lover. I think they both are very, very happy. See, I told you it's always fun when you come and play with me. Oh, yeah. All right. Congratulations. Yay. All right. Congratulations to both of you. I think that you get to keep... Oh, they're beautiful, aren't they? You're a fine day. So, Jodi, I'm going to say that you did that very well. You get to keep your clothes. You get to keep your card, which is worth two points. Two points. Two hearts. Two hearts. Okay, then pass the deck on to Brittany. I like to see what's five. No, the whole deck. You keep yours. And whatever the next card is, how many points is it worth? Ooh, a lot. Oh, she's going to shuffle. Oh, shuffling. Okay. Brittany Amber shuffling, going in. She's picking the card. Oh, this girl's a card shark. Oh, that's right. And she has chosen... Improvise. Improvise the following erotic scenario. You are a policeman. Conduct a vigorous body search of your lover who, despite their guilt, is trying to sweet-talk you. Okay. Oh, that should be interesting. Okay. All right. You need to stand up for that. Or you could be driving your car and you could be... Okay, I'm driving my car. Yep, and speeding. Okay, I'm speeding. Come to a stop. Okay, I'm falling over. I'm falling over. I hate cops. I like some of them. Some of them aren't so bad. You didn't get arrested by them back in the days. No, I always get away with it, so I like them. Brittany is walking up with a strolling, strutting up to the car. Coming on over. She has some last-minute baton. She's got her Tachi baton. It's a mean business here. Hello, officer. All right, I guess. Hi. I guess license and registration. Let's start with that. What did I do wrong? Oh, no. Let's see. I just got a... Oh, there we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Got it. All right. I don't know. I got a suspicious feeling about this vehicle, so we're going to have to... There's nothing wrong with this vehicle. I swear. We'll find out right now. We're going to have to do a little body search to make sure you're... But, officer. Okay. Okay. You already got your pants off. She's not wearing... We're already halfway there. She's driving without her pants on. She's playing with herself so strongly. I think that I also knew a suspension. I think Jodi gave up too fast. I'm sorry. Put the arms up. Now I know what you got away with all those tickets. That's Jodi. She just doesn't wear panties when she's driving. You have the prettiest pussy. Spread them. There we go. Oh, I love the pussy. Spread them. There we go. She's got a beautiful arms straight out. Oh, we're going to pat her down. Going underneath the titties. Feeling those titties up. Squeezing them. Caressing them. Massaging the titties. Jodi Taylor has a big smile for a girl that's going to jail in a minute. She's very, very happy. I'm not going to jail. I don't have any pants on. I love you. I love you. I'm going to jail without pants. They'll fit in well. I think the tits are fine. The tits are fine. I can't tell. You better lift it up. Hold on. I need to. I want to see those tits. She could be hiding something underneath. People are getting interested. I like that. There we go. Can you do a little spin around because we're the jury. Oh, that ass looks suspicious. That is nice. Let's turn over. That ass could hide some things. Oh, bending her over. Spread and cough. You got to spread and cough. All right, cough. Yeah, that's cute. I think you should see the belly. I bet you said spread and talk. Like a Jim Carrey movie or something. Oh, my gosh. Oh, okay. Mm, nice. Okay. She has an Australian birthmark. An Australian birthmark. This is the birthmark of Australia? It's like Australia, yeah. It's always a different country. I love how Jodi Taylor is still spreading her ass up for us. Yeah, I know. I mean, she's neat. Why is that part clear? Again, I get it. I think she wants to be caught with something. Okay. I let her off. What do you say? Yeah. Yeah. That was awesome. Now take her home. Brittany, Amber, I say you get to keep your card. How many points do you get? You can leave the top. A million. I like your tits. Three. Three hearts. All right. I want to play some more. This is fun. This is fun. I know. We're just going to let you two play. Yeah, exactly. It's so fun. You're going to let us do all the work. No, that's... Okay, let's see. Find a lot of points. Oh, shit. Oh. We're having way too much fun. We're having way too much fun. And what I want you to do right now is I want you to go and buy the Screaming O Vibrating Ring. This is the ring that I use personally on a regular basis. I've been using it for years. It goes around your cock. It goes around your balls. 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Cheryl! guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo Tell me what to put inside my puss And we'll see if my hole can make it melt That's every Tuesday with me, Ginger Lynn Kelly Shabari, that's Tasty Tuesdays She was shining like a star The beads of sweat were glistening As she and I were christening my car in Shangri-La And as it was in our tradition We'd run the gauntlet out of decisions From routine to acrobatic and bizarre She said, now show me what you've got She looked so purely hedonistic As my insides went ballistic for the money shot And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey-eyed and thoughtly spoken She confided her misguided plan to me And she smiled like a child And she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-die Surrender to the force that lies within I want to be like Ginger Lynn La-da-dee, la-da-die Surrender to the force that lies within She'd always been a wandering vine She grew up fast and filled up faster As she soon became the master of the finished line And while she lacked sophistication There would be no limitations To the lengths of deprivation in her prime She said I'd be the bluest movie queen I'd live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine And blowing lines with Charlie Sheen I'll be in all the magazines They'll tell me no one's looked so fine in 69 Since Tracy Lord was sweet 16 And she smiled like a child when she said I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Jean Jules Love is eat, love is die Surrender to the force of life I want to be like Jean Jules Love is eat, love is die That's the Bones singing What Would Ginger Do? I do want to thank the Bones for giving us that wonderful title track here for Blame It On Me. Blame It On Ginger. I am, of course, Ginger Lynn with my wonderful, beautiful, fantastic co-host Miss Kelly Nichols. Thank you. And Stevie. And Bill Margold. And Jody Taylor. And Jody Taylor. And I want to give Brittany Amber a big thank you. She had to run off and do it. She's camming tonight. So I don't know where you're going to find her. Look up, look her, oh wait, on Twitter. I have her Twitter address. What's her Twitter address? Can you read that? At Brittany, with a little space at the bottom, Amber. Oh, at Brittany underscore. Brittany underscore Amber. Is that it? Yes. Oh, no, no, it's Brittany Amber XXX.com. There you go. There's two different things. Now, that's Jody. You also cam? That's the latest. What do you call that underscore? Brittany underscore Amber. Brittany underscore Amber is where you can follow her on Twitter and I'm sure that you can find out where she's camming. It's hard. Camming's hard? Is it? I'm rude. You sit on camera and I guess you play with yourself for an audience. Oh, that's called camming? That's called camming. Now, can you tell us? Can you see them? No, you can't see them. It's more fun when you can see someone. Oh, yeah. It's kind of awkward. Do they just shout out or do you have like an earbud or what? No, they have little, they type. Yeah, see, not to me. And so you're reading it? How can you play with your dick if you're typing on a goddamn computer? And do they tell you what to do? Yeah, but it turns into just like, unless you're like one of those girls that can... Oh, she blew it up. I like that. Condom balloon. Unless you're one of the girls that, what, sweetie? Unless you're one of the girls that really knows how to, kind of stand up for yourself and get them to actually pay. I end up just doing free shows. I like that. Altruism. Altruism. I think that's very nice. You're so sweet. You're too nice to cam. A lot of lonely people out there. Yeah, no, it's true. It's very true. So, well, then I don't know if I want to promote it. You'll have everybody going, she'll do it for free. I know. That's why I don't cam anymore. Get a good manager and you won't do it for free. No, you got to, yeah. You got to do it for free. You got to get someone to like. Tony Taylor. Now, before you got into porn, did you watch a lot of porn? I did watch a lot of porn, yes. And do you know who a lot of the famous people are that were in porn? No, actually. I just, I was mostly on Kink's site. Oh. And I never really knew any of their names. So you didn't. I did have a favorite girl, though, but I don't know what her name was. But you don't know her name. You know what she was in besides Kink stuff? No, I don't know what she was in besides Kink. But she was a small girl, real thin. Dark hair, long, really cute, natural boobs. Ah. Mm. Trying to think of who's up there. There's not that many. Felicia? It could have been Felicia. Well, I'm trying to think of the girl that just. No, I'm not supposed to say that. Well, this was back when I was. This was about five, six years ago? No, a little bit more than that. A little bit more than that? When you were young. What are you, 25? No, I'm 22. 22? I told her I've been in the business twice as long as she's been alive. Well, we have a list of the top. Top most 50 popular porn stars of all time. Of all time. Of all time. So, of all time, when does that mean? When did porn start? This is going to be hard to decide. Alphabetic. Okay. It's not alphabetic? No, it's like per year. It begins in 70. That's when we first started. You know what's funny? I just saw some of your porn. Like, I just looked you up. Oh, you just looked me up? And it was awesome. She was so funny. Yes, it was so great. She was a regular comedian. Yeah, it was awesome. I loved it. It's so. Well, she created characters because it was a time when we had the time to create characters. It was so much fun. I had a blast. It was awesome. Was it really campy? Yeah. Yeah. It was so. It was kind of like a soap opera. Oh, no. Trashy Lady is fantastic. Oh, boy. Fantastic movie. But Jodi, a lot of them were like soap operas, really. Yeah. Like that. It was awesome, though. It was. I mean, it's different. It's like going back and watching the movies compared to now, you know? Oh, they were movies. It's so different. It is different. Yeah, it's night and day. Yeah. It's night and day. It flew her the whole time. It was like Hawaii. The sex scenes are shorter. My very first film was shot on the island of Kauai. It was so much hotter, though. I don't know how it was hotter. I'd love to hear that. Because it was real. It was real. There were so few of us. There were. I always say that there were 50 of us, and that included cast crew. I always say there's five. And that was cast and crew. There were five porn stars in America. And we were two of them. We were two of them. And basically, all the movies were made with us. So for this period of time, that's why we got so big, because there were so few of us. And we didn't realize at the time, everyone was jerking off to us. And this was all they had to work with. I know. They were goddesses. I know. Now there's so many girls that you actually, like some girls, it takes them years for anyone to find out that they're doing porn. Exactly. Because there's so many girls. You get lost so easily. And by that time, they're already out of it. They're already out of it. Absolutely. That's so sad. So it's no big deal. What's your Twitter following so people can follow you on Twitter, Jodi? It's JodiTaylorXXX. JodiTaylor. And Jodi is with an I. Yeah, J-O-D-I. J-O-D-I-T-A-Y-L-O-R-X-X-X-X. Yep. That's your Twitter following so that you can get more and more fans that will know exactly what you're doing. So can you guess anybody, who's your top guest on this 50 list of people in porn? Can you guess anybody? Well, I'm going to say you. You should be, but I suspect that you're not number one, which is sad. No, I'm not number one. No. Well, I think I can guess now, obviously. I would think if they're doing it right, personally, I would put Holmes above Chambers, but Chambers is probably number one. Uh, no. Believe it or not. Ron Jeremy's number one. Ron Jeremy's number one. But the Hedgehog doesn't count because he's a mascot. Okay, this is a subjective list. He's a mascot. That's a crop of shit. Whose list is this? AVN. Yeah. Oh, well, wait a minute. Wasn't Jenna number one on there? He tied with Jenna. No, Jenna's number two. Jenna is number two. Well, Hedgehog, who can suck his own dick, I guess that makes him a superstar. Well, he's cross media. Come on. This guy really knows how to- Well, the problem is he is cross media. And he's almost become a caricature of himself. Yeah. Ron is very special. He ate my pizza crust. You know, I thought if I didn't eat pizza crust, I wouldn't get fat. So I ate the top of the pizza. And he ate my pizza crust. He also drank the cum shots one day. We had a bottle of pina colada in an icebox. And I came into the kitchen and got the pina colada from Paul Barisi, who couldn't get off. And he's drinking. He's drinking. And I said, Ron, you drank the cum shots. He goes, no. So number three is the obvious. Okay. Well, number three has to be Ginger then. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. There are people much more famous than me. They're not. And I disagree with the list. But who would be the biggest? It's a male. Biggest male star. Oh, Holmes, of course. Exactly. John Holmes is number three. Well, now you know who Holmes was, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. From my elbow down. And from famous to infamous. Oh, that bitch. Tracy comes in fourth. Yeah, she comes in fourth. Oh, let's see. The AVN can suck my dick in the literal way. No, no. I think it's like infamous. And you know what? It's like infamous. If I had one, they could suck my dick too. That's a long time ago. That's from their anniversary issue. Okay. It strikes me as impact because the next two are like, these people had impact in society. Okay. So two famous older actresses before Ginger. Sake has got to be one of them. Well, one of them is Lovelace, obviously. Yes. Yeah. We have Linda Lovelace as one. And Marilyn Chambers. Yes. Yes. Very good. That's not bad, but it's not right. Nowadays, it's not because you are. It's almost like. And as far as being alive, she is the most. If you were in China. If I was in China, these would probably be, you know, the top of what you would think. Well, Ron Jeremy probably is in China sucking his own dick. Yeah. He's the host of the XR series. And now we come to Ginger. Now we come to Ginger. Which, yeah. I mean, actually coming right after Marilyn Chambers, girl, that's hot. I'm, you know what? The only person that I wish wasn't on the list was Tracy Lourdes. She did have an impact, so I'll give her that. I have plans for her. In 2022, she'll be 101 legend. And she'll be on an island all by herself, rotting in hell. She is the worst. You don't know who Tracy Lourdes is. How do you really feel, Bill? I do feel that way because she sat on my couch in October of 84. And I said to Drea, this woman looks like a retard. She sat there oozing baby fat. And with the dumbest look in her eye and a big fat black and white cat named Hardcore jumped up on the couch and she goes, hello, kitty. And I said, what the hell is this? If I had pulled the plug on her then. Think of all. All the misery. The grief you would have saved. I sensed there was something wrong with her, but I couldn't put it together. And Drea and I were fighting the whole time. I couldn't figure it out either. Kelly remembers Drea because I think Drea sort of directed you in Formula 69. I think so. Yeah, where you play Jane Bond or one of the. Fine. But so it's a collective hate for Tracy Lourdes, right? Well, everybody, the woman's miserable. Yeah, I hope she. She came in when she was maybe 16, maybe less than that. 16? Yeah. Yeah, that's why. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. That's the hate. Everyone really resents that. The only thing she did is made us grow up. We had to accept responsibility. Name the second one. That's the problem. Name the second one because that's like the second person of Clowman Everest. Name the second person. I want to say Christara Barrington. No. I forgot her name. Alexandra Quinn. Quinn. Oh, Quinn. The Canadian. Oh, I didn't know her. Christara Mayer. I'm not even sure Christara was. Yeah, I don't know if she was. That's a crock of shit. I don't know if that was a true one or not. Yeah. I don't know if that was true. But what Tracy Lourdes did was she came in and. Horrible person. She testified against 64 adult film producers. And people lost their businesses. They lost their families. One of, a friend of mine actually went, not so much a friend, but a photographer that I worked for, Ron Vogel, who was wonderful. He had to go. A nice man. A really nice man. He had to, he was locked up for a while. He had based so much of his career around this girl. And what she did was she set everybody up. And then. Dropped a dime on herself. Dropped, dropped and said, oh, I was underage. And then she said that there were three people who knew everybody who could help bring the whole business down. Ginger Lynn, Tom Byron, and Harry Reams. I was facing six years in federal prison because of this cunt. Oh my God. Because I produced a film. I wrote a film called Those Young Girls. I wrote it, produced it, put my money into it. I hired four people. I hired Tracy Lourdes. I'm not a film producer. I'm not a film producer. John Holmes. In hindsight. Harry Reams. And myself. Oh my God. And I've got a scene in the movie that I wrote where we're 13 in a tent having sex. Oh. Oh. It was just. So I was. I was on the top of the list. So they went after me first. And I refused to testify against these, all of these Frodell film producers on her behalf. So the U.S. attorney came in and said, if you don't do this, we'll make your life difficult. And they did. I went before a grand jury. And I dismembered everything. I don't. I'm not good with names. I don't. I don't. You know. What's your name again? How many times have I asked you? You know. I just. I'm not good. Like I. Jody Taylor. When you leave here, I'll go. Who was on the air? No. No. I'm just teasing. But I do have a bad memory. And I didn't. I was not able to help at all. And six years later. You were very brave. Five years later. Damn sure. If they weren't knocking on my door. They tried to charge me with tax evasion. I'd paid my taxes. So they charged me with willfully subscribing to a. False tax return. Two thousand. Eight thousand. Eight thousand. Eighty seven dollars and four cents. I could have done six years in federal prison. I end up doing four months and 17 days. She's one of our heroes. She is one of our heroes. And this girl. And the thing is that she knew. They knew what was going on the whole time. They showed me photographs. Taken like on sets of that. On. What was the movie I was on? Risk Kinky Business. And I recognized the set. And they were taking pictures from behind. Like trees. You see trees in. So they were. The whole thing. The whole thing was. Was really fucked up. So she's just a nasty. This is a miserable. Miserable human being. And the bad don't die. They just stay around and continue to rot. I hate. Oh. Now. Now. This industry was illegal up till August of 1988. And it was a whole different world. Much more fun. To be honest. We were all like the rebels. We were all laws on movie posters. Yes. It was a great. Great. Great time. I'm so proud to have been here the whole time. To chronicle it. But she. Ginger has earned a place in the history of this business. And that's stupid. That stupid list is out of his mind. Yeah. I mean. What is it? I don't know. It was just something that I found on the internet. That just said it was the top 50 films. Of all time. It's from their 25th anniversary. Oh. Is that what it's from? How old. That list is ancient. I have no idea. We do have to reach. I'm probably not even on there anymore. We do have to reach out to a name on that list. And try and help her. And ask Jenna. We owe it to Jenna. She's number two. I know. Why do you think we owe it to Jenna? I think. What has Jenna done for anybody but lie? And I just. I. I. I. You don't abandon your own. Why? She abandoned us. No. Not exactly. Yes. She did. She's badly advised. She. A lot of. Unfortunately. A lot of women fall victim to men who they adopt. And then let them adopt them. And you can't do that. You gotta have. I don't wish her any bad. I. I don't either. I mean. I hope that she gets. I just don't want anything bad happening to her. No. I hope that she gets. As we get older. Her shit together. I hope that. Our stuff follows us. I think Bill's just saying that. Like. We do. We've lost a lot of people. We've lost a lot of people. We've lost too many. Exactly. Every time the phone rings. I get scared. That would be sad. That. Something would happen. And. You know. If you're talking smack. And you're going. Oh crap. I talk smack. Yeah. No. I don't wish anything bad. No. I really don't. I. If anything. We need to make sure that there's some place for her to go. If she needs to go somewhere. Until she's ready. Until she's ready though. I know. You gotta hit rock bottom. Yeah. It's a cliche. It's a cliche. But it's true. It's true. It's true. You know. She's already lost her kids. And a lot of other things. So. Hopefully. You know. She'll hit her bottom soon. Before it's too late. So. I don't wish her anything. I'll tell you. If something bad happens. We'll get to blame. They'll blame us. Well. Of course. And how we gonna defend ourselves. Because we haven't. That's why when Gloria Leonard died. All alone in Hawaii. All alone. Not even a god damn animal. And I know that Kelly went to the memorial service in San Francisco. Those people didn't reach out to her. They didn't send her anything. Gloria died alone. Did anyone know that she needed help? She was modest in that. The girls from Club 69. They stayed tight with her. They didn't realize how bad it was for her. It was bad. And they were quite friendly. Veronica Vera. Annie Sprinkle. Jane Hamill. Jane Hamill. Veronica Hart. Yeah. All good friends. And Candida. And Candida Royale. That was a great thing. They had a sorority. Those five ladies had the first real sorority. Well. I was in it. And it was a support group. You and Susan Nero were in it. I was in it. But. I brought Susie in. Yeah. I got shit for it. You know. Bottom line. It was a support group we had twice a month. That's so great. Because we were women. The women need that now. Yeah. Because once you're a porn star. You can't. You're always a porn star. You always are. You're lonely in a crowd. Yeah. And you're damned. You're jacked off to with people's left hand. And denied by their right. I'm telling you. And this follows you. That's my quote. I'm out there now. Or I might be at some point. And someone's going to look me up and say I'm a porn star. Now if I'm going to date. Yeah. You know. A remarkable woman by the way. Even this late. They're going to. You know. Straight world is going to look and go. Fuck. I don't want a porn star. I don't care. It's been years. You will. It's the hypocrisy. So this is true. People are. So ridiculous. You can find the right person. I found someone who. Yes. Is a good man. She has the most amazing husband. He's the sweetest. He's just the best guy ever. You're so lucky. And we've been together six years. Coming up in six years. And he's a civilian. And there are no judgments. There are no. He's secure enough and strong enough. That he accepts it. But now. So my point is. I'm very lucky. Yes. That there are people out there. They're hard to find. But don't think just because you've done porn. You're never going to find that right guy. It took me a long time. You're still a kid. Yeah. Well I'm not. I'm not worried about that yet. Yeah. Don't worry about it. You're a 22 year baby. How long have you been in porn? It's like two years I think. Just two years? Almost two years. Yeah. Can you collect all your movies? That's a lifetime nowadays. I know it is. That is a long time. Yeah. Because they don't last that long anymore. I know. Are you collecting your films? I've done 85 films in two weeks. Collect them. I need to collect. I have some of it. No. Get it all. You should keep a library of everything you've ever done. Okay. I used to. And then I started giving them away to friends. And I hate myself for it now. Because they were all VHS. Really cool. They're your baseball cards. Yeah. I call it. You walk in my home. That's true. I have 300 of them on my shelf. Yeah. I want everything I've ever done with the exception of one or two things. Which are impossible. A 40 minute movie I made. October 1st, 1972. I can't find it. On a rug in Venice, California. That a cat had pissed on when I got up. I was all red. And the cat came over. I pissed on it again. I said. I'm trying to tell you something. Okay. I wanted to be honest. I literally had one of my first sex scenes in a litter box. I'm sitting there sweating. Saying, oh, this is really great. I'm pouring down. Oh, my God. My back like I was on fire. Pussy in a whole new light. Yeah. What was it you told me about Mercury in your palm? You told me something else. Oh, no. An adult performer. This is the analogy. And I'd say this with Viper because she's my best friend and I worshipped her. An adult performer is like Mercury in the middle of your hand. You let it roll around. Let it roll around. And if it learns to trust the middle of your hand, it might calm down. The minute you close your hand, it runs away forever. You cannot own an adult performer because they are unique unto themselves. You're absolute rebels. That's a great analogy. You're absolute outlaws. And you're in a perpetual state of thumbing your nose at society whether you believe it or not. And we're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. We're toxic. Don't swallow. I've been swallowing all these years. I love to swallow. But you know what? That's a great analogy. Well, it's the analogy. When I met Viper, I knew I'd met the one person in my life that I lived in awe of for the five years. You couldn't control her. You know, you met her when you were doing... She was when we did Leather Jackets together and Vice Academy. We did two films together. But Viper said the real world was sleazier than the X-rated world. And I agree. I've never been hit on by anyone, casting director, director, anybody from the adult film industry. Yeah, exactly. Never been hit on for a role. Never been asked to suck a cock for a role. Exactly. In mainstream Hollywood. Oh, God. Absolutely. Absolutely. And that's so sad. In adult, it would be redundant. I mean, seriously. But there are a lot of directors today who do that. There are a lot of casting agents. This industry is not regular. It doesn't take care of itself anymore. It's an industry. It's an industry that's blogged to death by people like Rob Black and Mike South who tell on everything. And that says... They've turned it into... They hate so much because they're not accepted. And that's sad. Don't hate. There's a lot of hatred. Don't hate. I know. No. But see, they don't know what else to do because they're not loved. You know, Rob Black, I told him he was going to go to jail and he did. And he did. Because his lawyers ran out of money. Well, I want to thank you so much for coming in today. I'm glad that you didn't go to jail, Bill Margo, for anything. I got arrested back in the 70s. It was fun. It was fun. Second time I was signing autographs. Yeah, that wasn't my experience in prison. I worked in juvenile hall. Dear Bubba. This is an overage version of that. Jodi Taylor, thank you so much for coming in today, honey. Jodi, you're so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. You were absolutely wonderful. Did you have a good time? Yes. This was awesome. You were fantastic. You were absolutely fantastic. Where can we find you on Twitter? Jodi Taylor XXX. Jodi Taylor XXX. Now, Bill Margold, you're an email kind of guy? Yeah, bmargoldaol.com. And, of course, my website, billmargold.com. Billmargold.com or bmargoldaol.com. You can read about my cat that just died. Oh, I'm so sorry. 20 years old. Oh, good life. It's the first time since 1960 I have not had a cat. Oh. I'm catless. Bill needs pussy. Don't we all? I carry on conversations with him. Probably can't die to being bored. Okay, on that sad note. I am Ginger Lynn. You can follow me on Twitter, BlameItOnGinger. Kelly Nichols, where can we find you? Stop that. Not yet. Stop that. Not yet. I haven't figured out how. Okay. Skip Happy Stoke down there. Happy, no. Snap. Snap. Snap. Skip Happy Snap. And I've been told that if you don't follow Joey back, he's going to kick your ass. Joey? Who's Joey? Joey's following you. Joey is our listener that calls in all the time. Oh, well, you know what? I'm like not home until the weekend. Prisoner of the road. Oh, prisoner of the road. Okay, I will follow you. I'm just not home until the weekend. You're at my house all the time. Yeah. I want to thank everybody for a great show. It's been absolutely wonderful. Join us tomorrow for some cookies and cream. Have a great day. Thank you, babies. Woo! Wow! I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like gingerbread. La la dee, la la die. Surrender to the boys and lies within. I want to be like gingerbread. La la dee, la la die. 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