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though. They feel that's wrong too. But don't you look at pornography too though? Not anymore. Uh oh. Uh I've never. So you've never had sex before marriage? Uh well I can't I can't comment but I. Uh oh. What? Are you a sinner? You should wake up. Hey David where's Adam at? Isn't he like partying right now? Adam is stoned and he's drunk and he's high and he's farting with his friends. Oh my god. That sounds like Vince. He's farting with his friends? Partying. Oh partying. I thought you said farting. That's wise. It sounds like you. I guess he does fart you know. Hey David you know what? We had such a great time for Christmas time when you were here last week. That was such a good time man. Well thank you. It was really cool. Yeah we teased and cheesed each other. Yeah it was fun huh? That was cool yeah. We were arguing about the t-shirt. We wanted the guy to make the t-shirt first. What were some of his little names that he was You called me a fat burrito remember? Oh yeah. You called me a critical pickle. Yeah. I did yeah. And a Peter penis or something like that remember? Yeah. I want to know more about this fat burrito. Yeah well this is David Lieberhardt and he was here last week for the More Music Radio Pod Christmas special and we were having an argument about we wanted the guy to make a t-shirt of us like David wanted the guy to make a t-shirt of him on what railroad? On a railroad because David loves trains. What railroad? What t-shirt did you want made David? Because on our shore in Milwaukee Railroad. Yeah. Yeah. There was a caller he called in he makes t-shirts and David wanted him to make a t-shirt of him on the Chicago Milwaukee Railroad. Milwaukee? Milwaukee? Milwaukee Railroad. Totally legit. I mean nobody ever He's just Milwaukee. Milwaukee Railroad. Whoa whoa whoa. Milwaukee Railroad. Milwaukee. It was a famous urban that ran from Milwaukee to Chicago. Yeah. We never never That's like the North Shore. That's the Chicago North Shore Railroad right? Long long time ago? It was unjustly taken out of business by General Motors and its competitor the Chicago Northwestern. See they keep doing stupid shit. Hey David you know we had Dick Clark count down to 2013 tonight. What do you think about that? Is he still here? He's dead. We brought him back to life though. Is he still here? He's dead. No David I know he was dead but we brought him back to life. We dug up his body. I found him. I dug up his body. I had sex with his eye hole. I put in a juice in there and he came back to life. These are lying measles. No. No homie. Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead. No he was here. We should get him in there. Do you want to talk to Dick Clark? We can get Dick Clark. We can get he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Oh, man. Dude, there's this old... He's an old fool. I mean, like, he's here. He does sound like Richard Dunn. Richard Dunn is dead, too, huh? He's an old fool, but he's fucking... I'm worried about him, so I'm like... Damn. I miss him. I'm, like, giving him the chance. I miss him a lot. I really want to say that I love David Lee Hart. He's a genuine and passionate, and I would like to give him a Christian Bible lesson program. Oh, that's depressing. So, cinnamon. And cinnamon, more recently, by the Skibbles Studio. So depressing. That's great. He's drunk. Have you found any women lately? Dude, this guy fucking... He's depressing. He's drunk. He's all messed up. He's been drinking whiskey. Tell us about all the sexy Corinthian women you found. No, I don't want to do that. Then he can stop drinking. Hey, how'd you believe him? If they were a Christian scientist or Mormon, then he won't need to drink anymore. Hey, David, we were... Hold on one second. We were talking earlier about backwards engineering and alien technology, and David Lee Hart knows about that. We were talking about that earlier, David. Who haven't I witnessed? Can I get some sleep? I was about ready to go to sleep before y'all called, but I want to wish everybody a happy New Year. Oh, you're getting sleepy, David? You just didn't go to sleep? David, how's your Bluetooth? I got stood up by an alien lady. Oh, you did? No. Wow. I hope she's all right. I hope she's Corinthian. Let's hear the story. So, David, tell us about you getting stood up by the alien woman. I gotta hear this. He's already gone. He's already gone. This woman named Jessadale Artis. Oh. Oh, no, Jessica. Jessadale Artis. She's a fucking bitch, man. Jessadale. Like a Jezebel. Jessadale, we're gonna speak negatively of her for the rest of the year. Well, she stood David Lee Hart up. I know. Who would do that? She stood me up on concert. She promised she was gonna take me to start Corridor, and she was gonna start a rock and roll band with me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She was gonna marry me. And she never did. You wrote a song about that, and it's called Corinthian Honk, right? It's called No One Hears. Oh, that's not nice. That's a good song. That's a good song. Don't you have that song? I love that song. I love that song, and I think that- Can you sing Salome for us? No, he can't because he'll get sued if he sings it from Tim and Eric. Tim and Eric will sue him. They're bastards. Oh, they're fuckers. You never get to just be, you know, sometimes- I wanna bring him on the More Music Radio pod, and I'll tell him, you guys are bastards, and I hate that. We can't. And please be nice to them. Why can't you be nice to them? I wanna keep you in my head. Why did you cut David Lieberhardt out of the Tim and Eric Billion Dollar Movie, Tim and Eric? Yeah, Tim. Don't fucking give me that fucking look, you fucking little fags. They are, they are, David. Oh, shit, he's still in the area. I'll stick up for you, David. You're the greatest, as Jackie Gleason would say. Thanks, man. This guy's gonna kill you. You should probably tell him something nice. Well, hey, David. Thank you very much. We want to tell you, Happy New Year, and- We're especially hoping you get all the quarantine living that you want. And I hope you- The Christian scientists would say much love to you. Yeah, David. You know, personally- Titty, titty, titty's ass- David, I used to watch you on Century Cable on Public Access when you would do your show, the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson, and then I saw you on Tim and Eric, and I think it's- I feel really privileged to have you come and hang out with us on our show, and you're really fucking cool, unique individual- Exactly. I love you. I love you. And I think you're a really cool person. You're the best. Well, thank you. You're a cool person. I like you better than George Lopez. You're super talented. Oh, wow. Thanks, man. Yeah, thanks, David. What an honor. Everybody, David Lieberhardt, man. Happy New Year, David. Happy New Year. You have a good night, man. That'll be a tea. All right, man. Thank you. Have a good night. Happy New Year, and we'll have you soon again on the radio. You're the best. You're the greatest. I'll be there. Thank you. All right, then, David. All right, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. David Lieberhardt. All right. Yeah. Yeah, we love that guy, man. He is so cool, and you can see him on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Great job. And him and James Quall are the best part. Maybe we can call James Quall. I don't know. Do you think James Quall is awake right now? No, he's asleep. He's snoring. He's asleep. Yeah, he is. He's probably reciting all his little skits in his mind. Oh, man. In clouds. The kitty and the meatball. I love it. Yeah. I love David Lieberhardt. Oh, we got an impersonator right here. She sounded just like him. Do that again. Spaghetti. Ah, yes. Billy James. Not my year. Some people would say, happy new year. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. We got a fan here. We got a David Lieberhardt fan here. Tim and Eric is on the side. She knows both characters. Very much so. Hold on a second. Let's see. Maybe we can get. Aw. You're going to wake up his wife. That's all right. I don't know. Maybe it's bad. I don't know. But I want to call James Qual right now on three ways. So hold on. You're calling James Qual right now? Yeah. I'm going to call him. This is me right now. That's how we got David Lieberhardt on the phone. So hold on. This is me calling the Skid Row Studios. You should probably talk like him until he gets confused and think he's talking to himself. Oh, my God. That'd be amazing. This is me calling in right now. Did you see me on there, Jeremy? Yeah. Oh, my God. Am I on the air? Let me know. Okay. All right. Hold on a second. Now, make sure you mute your phone when you patch him in. Mute? Okay. You want to mute after you. Let me add a call. Let me look up. Boy, you don't need to be. I have. In my phone, I got David Lieberhardt and James Qual among other cool people, too. So, yeah. So, he'd just be. You know a lot of cool people. Yeah. Hey, you could call up Ernest Thomas right now if you want. Yeah. I could call. You could call. What's happening right now? No, I'm serious. This is really nice. I'm serious. I get to be just whatever I want. Yeah. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. All right. We got to be respectful. Who do you want to be right now? So, let's get ready. Hold on a second. So, here we go. Okay. We're on the thing. It's ringing right now. I don't know if you could hear anything, Jeremy. I'm so excited. Hold on. Not yet. Let's see if it rings. This is going to be cool if we can get it. Oh, here it goes. Okay. It's ringing. Here it goes. Let me see if they answer. If they answer, then I'll click them in somehow. Okay. James Qual. These are like our two favorite people. Hello. Hello. Hi. Can I speak to... Hello. Yes. Can I speak to James Qual, please? Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. We just wanted to call you and tell you Happy New Year. Spaghetti and the meatballs. Oh. You don't got something right, Vince. Happy New Year. Hey, what's going on, man? You got to merge the calls. All right. There we go. There we go. Hi, James. Hi, James. He just hung up. He couldn't hear you. Yeah, he gave us the click. You got to call him back. You didn't merge the calls. Oh, I didn't merge the calls. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that was a good one, though. You should do that again. God damn. That was good, huh? I got to do this shit over again. Hold on. Yeah, put some tunes in the background. That'd be good. And we're going to call... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. First, we got to call... Uh-oh. All right. I tried, but yeah. Right now, we got to call up Skid Row Studios at 800-893-9562. All right. Hit us up. 893-9562. These are our homeboys, 8-Bit. They will fuck you up. Fuck with them. Oh, you forgot to tell the people that you guys got robbed. We're going to call them right now. Let's see here. All right. Let me press one. I'm going to connect to Skid Row Studios. Oh, will you? So, the interesting thing is that you could tell that James was... Okay. James was getting a lot of calls at midnight. So, that's nice. He was by the phone, you know? That's true. He was. So, yeah. All right. So, the phone is ringing right now. The phone is ringing right now. Merge those... Merge those calls and then mute it. All right. Merge them. Merge those calls, baby. Cue this. Don't mute us. Oh, Merge those calls. Hello. Hello. Is this person really ringing? Yes. Yeah, he's ringing and he's going to pick up right now, hopefully. Oh, who it is? Who it is? Just ring. Yeah, he's not going to pick up. Oh, no. Come on, James. You got one chance. Come on. James Qual. James Qual does not allow for multiple chances. What? What? James Qual. All right. Who is that? You're out. You do not qualify for a second call. Yeah, I guess we don't qualify right now. Do you know how gnarly it is for me to just fucking wait by the phone for you? And you can't even fucking read. Maybe he reads your phone number? Yeah, he reads the phone number. Oh, baby. So, maybe you should do star six seven. Oh, so he... Oh, maybe he's like... He's going to know what it says when we call right back. Oh, could I have one? Yeah, we want beer, too. Hey, Nick, give us beer. Oh, I'll have it. Uh-oh. No, that's it. We don't know what James is doing. Or whatever. All right, I'll have the beer. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Big and Soda will be there all night Stop by Best damn stand up Oh yeah Robot school taking your order Watch out for the cops We might get stopped For the help you shuttin' down this mob You eatin' cat You eatin' cat You eatin' cat Cause your ass is whack You eatin' cat You eatin' cat You eatin' cat Cause your mom's a hoe You know people? Let's call my dad, he's important Okay, let's do it Oh, apparently I'm just boring So this is what you do You call them You call in to the studio And then you call 3-way On your phone And just join the call And then mute your own phone If he sees my caller ID He's gonna know what's up He's a night owl So if he answers now You should give Jeremy The phone number Yeah, do you have a pen? Wait, no I'll just show him on the screen I know, how do I do this? No, come over here, please I'm about to show him a phone number What do you need? Join me What do you need? Join me How do I make this On your phone? On your team You are on our team Okay, cool Check this out, listen Somebody say something into a mic Hey, caller, who's this? Hello Hi, hi, hi Hello For a second We'll be in the corner Hello, hello, hello Hi We're totally gonna drug down my dad Okay Happy dogs Happy dogs I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine Oh, oh 2013 Little James Hi, Little James Whom? I just want to say hello Happy New Year Happy New Year, Little James Who the fuck is Little James? Do you have little panties on? Well, I have little hands and little feet Do you have a little butt plug in? Little James Little James Little James Little James Little James Little James Little James Little James What are you wearing, Little James? Just a hard-on Oh, and he hung up on us, how dare he? That Little James, him Scandalous individual, right there I'm horny right now, I'm real horny right now Oh, Little James is back? I thought he was gone Do you have little sweet treat dreams? They're pranking my dad Oh, okay They're pranking his dad What's your dad's name? Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward Edward And make him call the studio back. Let's give him a happy new year. And make him call the studio back. All right. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. Edward, Karen, happy new year from Skid Row Studios. All right. All right. You know, we're just hanging out here with your son. He's telling us a bunch of great stories about you. And we just want to call you up and tell you happy new year from Skid Row Studios. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. Hopefully you're getting your pee-pee wet right now. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Hit and quit, as David Lee Hart would say. And here we go with a happy new year song from Harry Nilsson. Jump into the fire. All right. Happy new year, Edward. Yeah. All right. Cool. We should try. Let's call people and see. We should make a business. We could call people and give, like, new year. But don't tell the person who is the caller. We've got to get, like, celebrity impersonators. Hey, but you should make it seem like they want a trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. I think it sounded like you want something. Yeah, but don't say, like, your son gave me the number. And then have him call back. Oh, have him call back? Oh, okay. But you have a good voice. You've got to be like, hey, you want a Caribbean cruise? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should call up 7-Eleven down the street from Skid Row Studios. And one of those guys has definitely won something. That's true. Like a million dollars. Why don't we just go on with this, and we're going to get Jeremy Hansen to call up to 7-Eleven down the street from Skid Row Studios, and we're going to have a guy coming on a radio show. All right. A million dollars. You sounded like Tom Likas there for a second. Hey, now. It's really cool to be on a radio station. You can just have a radio mic on your face, and you go like this all the time. All right. 2013 is in the house. All right. Woo, 2013. Everybody make out with their chick tonight. Yeah. Happy New Year. All right. No way. Not every day. All right. Oh, shit. Yeah. Who should we call? Who are we calling? Oh, yeah. There's Whiskey. My roommate. I was just given a number. I don't know. I'm not going to leave then. What's the plan on this one? We're just going to wish him a happy New Year. No, no. Make him think he's won something. He's going to go crazy. You won a Happy New Year. You won a Happy New Year. You won a Happy New Year. You won the best year in your life. Yeah, that's a good one. He won a Happy New Year. I'm really glad. I got to talk to David in the heart of the radio right now. So exciting. I know, isn't it? He's calling. This is what we do at Skid Row Studios. We call people, and we tell them Happy New Year, and we wish them a Happy New Year. All right. Let's call my mom. I know. Yes, please. If we called my dad, he'd probably start crying. He'd be like, oh, my God. I know. Yeah, my mom would be like, you called me on the radio. The fact that he's not answering is the fact that I'm like, oh, my God. Just leave a message. Leave a message? That you won. Yeah. Leave a voicemail. Whose number is this again? Alan Munoz. Okay. One, five, one, two. All right, Alan. We just called to tell you Happy New Year, and we just want to congratulate you for winning a wonderful $20,000. $20,000. $20,000. 2013, whatever year this is, 2013 or whatever. You're going to have a great year. Now, listen. I don't know if you like sports, but if you do like sports, your team that you like is going to win whatever championship it is, whether it is baseball, it will be the World Series. If it's football, they are going to win the Super Bowl, buddy. And if it's hockey, they're going to win that Stanley Cup. They're going to raise it up in the air, and you're going to be like, that's my team, baby. All right. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. To you, Alan. And as a bonus, if you are straight, then a girl is going to come in, jack you off, and pull on your balls, and make you come so hard that your asshole puckers up, and you are going to have a great time. And if you're gay, a guy is going to come down and cup your balls and suck your cock. All right. Happy New Year, Alan. All right. Congratulations, guys. And that's from all of us here at Skid Row Studio. Good job, Alan. Alan, you're going to have a great year. Now, you have a happy New Year now, and call us back. 800-893-9562. Happy New Year, Alan. All right. That's actually the kind of guy that I'll call back to. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'd be excited if someone said, you know what? You're going to have the best year of your life. He's in San Diego with his girlfriend. LeVar Burton is going to do Reading Rainbow. Bring back Reading Rainbow. Holy shit. That guy's still alive? That would be a treat, dude. LeVar Burton back on Reading Rainbow. Bring back the books. Hey, we're calling a 7-Eleven right now. All right. Let's just wish everybody a happy New Year. All right. This is going to be great. We should all sing a song. Yes. Yeah. What song? Auld Lang Syne. Let's hook up Auld Lang Syne. I don't know that one. How about that Yankee Boob? We can just pretend we sing it. Did you just say we should Milli Vanilli this? I think you did. That was a disaster back in the day. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. And we should ask them how their night went. Let's do it. We should actually call the police non-emergency line. Oh, shit. Oh, man. It's a non-emergency. They won't trip. They'll say, hey, we just want to wish you happy shit. I don't know. We're not abusing 911. I'll try the taxi cab first. All right. Let's thank them for doing such a great job and driving everybody home. All right. Which they might have to drive us home. Yeah, they're going to drive us home. This fucking guy. All right. Happy New Year, everybody. 2013. All right. Let's have a party tonight. All right. Last year went by so fucking quick. That was amazing. I had a virginity. You so fast? Yeah, my hair went gray in like a couple of months. We're kicking some ass right now. Hey, play that one song by that one guy. Oh, that one song? Yeah. On that one day? Taxi cab. Okay, okay, okay. Here you go. Taxi cab. Taxi cab. Oh, this does not sound like ethnic music. Oh, they're busy. They're busy. Do you have a song going on? Okay. They're real busy. Oh, okay. The taxi cab's really busy. Darn it. Oh, shit. Hmm. Who's open? I know IHOP is open 24 hours. IHOP, okay. No, those people are so like vanilla. You think so? What about the pantry? Not good for entertainment. The pantry? We need to call the strip club. The pantry would be really cool to call. The pantry's open. The strip club or an escort service. The pantry's always open because the pantry is never closed. Never closed. They've been around since like 1929 or something? Yeah, man. At this time, it's that one little old. 80-year-old lady that's going to be like, hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? There's some people in there. This is my favorite song, by the way. Which one? It's my favorite. You want to call Denny's? Let's call Denny's. All right. We're going to call Denny's after right now. We're going to call Denny's. We want to wish the country something. Order shit from IHOP. Right now, it's IHOP. Okay, IHOP. Give those studios once a wish IHOP a happy fucking New Year, motherfucker. Ask them for the 2468 menu. Order me some felt pancakes. Okay. Okay. Well, it's a wonderful day at IHOP. This is Melody speaking. How may I help you? You know what, Melody? We just want to call you and tell you happy New Year. All right. Yeah. 2013. Skid Row Studios. From Skid Row Studios. Welcome to 2013. We want to just tell you happy New Year, and we love the job that you're doing over at IHOP, keeping us fed and keeping us with the rooty-tooty fresh and fruity. Yeah. My personal favorite. My favorite, the chili bean and cheese omelet that's not even on the menu. Not on the menu. Oh, yeah. We just want to thank you for serving us at IHOP, and we just want to say we love you here at Skid Row Studios. All right. We love you. Hello? Hello. Are you still there? Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh, well, you know what? Fuck it. Hey, we're having a good time tonight. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, you bitch. You could have said thank you. You fucking bitch. You should totally think. I think you're the one calling out. What I hopped is that I'm going to go and I'm going to fucking slap that bitch. Thanks. I'm going to fucking go to that IHOP. You better not tell me what I hopped that was. All right. You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. We should call another radio station. All right. Hey, Jeremy. All right. Cool. All right. That was a lot of fun. Happy New Year. Did she even talk? No. No. She was loving it, though. I didn't say anything. I could tell she was like playing it. She was playing it for her friends. She put us on speakerphone or some shit. Dude, this is a great thing. We should call everybody we can and tell them Happy New Year. All right. I'm going to call Denny's. All right. Oh, Denny's. We're going to call Denny's. Manny, we're going to call Denny's. Manny, you want to be in on this call, man? This is your call. Okay, hold on. All right. Cool. Wait up, wait up, Manny. Yeah, don't leave yet because we're going to have a Happy New Year. All right. All right. Okay. Is he dialing? What's going on? All right. Happy New Year. Hey, who's he calling? Hey, he's calling. Denny's Are we calling Denny's again? Yeah, we're going to tell them Happy New Year This is Denny's, the other one was IHOP Hey, place an order That's what I'm going to do When I get to the entrees, you jump in with the Happy New Year's Alright Come on, Denny's We know you're open I know, they're so pissed right now I'm behind 20 Denny's is the ones who has Moons Over My Hammy Oh, I love those, those are my favorite That is such a sexual innuendo It's like, oh my god Hey, innuendo So they can't be capping on IHOP Because they also have a gay plate Well, at least IHOP answered Rudy Tutti Fresh and Fruity Versus Moons Over My Hammy I thought Denny's No, I didn't IHOP never closed You think they're just busy? Call IHOP again, fuck that bitch No, the other place is IHOP Hello? Hello? They didn't answer You can call IHOP again then Vince, he's out You taking off, man? Alright, Manny Later on, Happy New Year's Manny and Mindy from Dangerously Sleazy And you can check out Mindy On the Hotbox What day is it? You want to drop a plug for your show? Tomorrow, 9pm Pacific Standard Time The Hotbox will have special guest Skippy Simon, comedian in the house Alright You know what you should do? You should have him do a bong hit out of his vagina That should be a really fun trick to do Let's do that Alright, Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year Skid Row Studios Alright See Radio time You just be all radio-y About it Hell yeah Alright You don't want to call The IHOP back And then him order And then you say Oh happy new year No we should call Like a late night Asian place This is another Denny's Okay Somebody want to order Something I got this I got this Okay Thanks for calling Denny's USC How can I help you Hello I would like to place An order for delivery Delivery Hello Order for delivery Okay I can't hear you Hello You hear me now I can't hear you I can barely barely hear you Can you hear me now Yeah Barely Can you hear me now I can barely hear you Listen to me Because we Listen Are you listening Because check this out buddy We want to call you And tell you That we appreciate Your work at Denny's And we want to say From Skid Row Studios Happy New Year Yeah Yeah Woo Yeah Happy New Year Yeah Happy New Year Yeah Happy New Year Happy New Year What What What What What What Denny's It's the birthday I'm working at Denny's I'm working at I'm working at We're at Denny's It's the birthday It's the birthday It's the birthday Working at Denny's Alright cool That was a good one That was a really good one Hopefully it hangs up by itself Whoa That's what happens When you don't have an engineer I'm getting a heart attack Alright Cool Working at Denny's At Denny's At Denny's Happy birthday At Denny's At Denny's At Denny's At New Year's Eve At Denny's Oh you know there's another place Norm's Alright We should call it Norm's Never Closes Alright Norm's Norm's Norm's is a good idea They never close It's a good idea What happened to Jeremy? He ran out really quick Like he had to puke or something You think he went to go puke? No Oh okay Maybe he went to urinate Hell yeah Let's see We could try to call Ernest Thomas I don't know Would it be disrespectful To call at He's a church man One One twenty three One twenty three One twenty three One twenty three One twenty three He's a church man You got the green light It's New Year's Do you remember what's happening? The TV show what's happening? I do Yeah I'm probably Probably one of the older people In the room So yeah Yeah But we had We had Rod John here Remember Rod's the actor? Ernest Thomas He came out And he hung out in here We were talking to him And he's cool But I never called him personally On the phone You know what I mean? Like I never called him Oh you're so nice If you do call him We can play it up Like I'm just a fan That found his number on Google Hello Hi Caller you're on the air What's going on? Hi how are you doing? We're doing a We're doing a good How did this happen? Tonight What's going on? Happy New Year's I'm glad to be on the air Happy New Year to you Caller Did I win something? Yes You won Listen Caller You won a happy New Year Hold on let me shut off the music Because I gotta talk to this Caller Caller listen Who is this? Oh my goodness What did I win? What is his name? You won The most wonderful 2013 That you could imagine Listen let me ask you a question Caller Wonderful 2013 I ever could imagine That's incredible Let me ask you a question Let me ask you a question Alright So are you straight Or are you gay? I'll take door number 5 Okay door number 5 Is bestiality Alright Don't answer that Don't answer that Don't answer that Door number 5 Is bestiality Is bestiality Plus sex with your Aunt I saw that on the internet Oh Your body Dark Like what? Dark Caller you're on the air What's going on? Happy New Year We're just kidding What's up? Who is this? This is Vince from Why are you calling me from a block number? What's going on? Who is calling Jeremy? I have no idea It's a 310 Maybe it's his friend It's a 310 So it's here in Los Angeles somewhere Who is this? Are you Canadian? We're Canadian Is this Chris Miller? No who's Chris Miller? Hey caller It sounds like you're being really funny to your friends over there We hate your guts right now If you just tell me your name You're probably somebody I know So we've been calling a lot of people Is this Chris Miller? Wait you know Sam? I know a lot of Sams I know 17 Sams What Sam are you talking about? Sam He's British and he's got lots of guitars Lots of guitars huh? I don't know Oh Wait a minute Uh oh She wants to say something Hi caller you are on the air Did you hang up you motherfucker? I'm going to track you down We had a caller call back Let's get that caller back on the air I know that person Oh you know the person Oh she knows the person Who was that person? I know a British Sam with lots of guitars No but that wasn't British Sam That was someone saying he knew British Sam Oh Alright who was that person? We gotta find out Jeremy let's get that person back on the air Okay thanks We gotta take him in We have to attack him in here Make him feel bad about himself Do it Oh you know his phone number huh? 310 Yeah Jeremy you know the phone number right? Of who called right now? We should call him back What's that? He wouldn't give us his name Call whoever called right now back Alright Do you have star 69 on this shit? He was really enthusiastic about winning something It doesn't work that way I can try let me try Okay Oh how weird How you doing? Uh oh How you doing? Uh oh How you doing? Uh oh Now I'm all disappointed I know huh You know how you have your Oh you have your computer here That's okay Happy new year To all of you That was from me and Skid Row Studios Happy new year to everybody listening tonight I'm gonna smoke a cigarette And I'm just wanna say I'm so happy to be here hanging out with you guys You know what thank you for having us That's really cool. I really appreciate the outshining here. We're sharing UFO stories and we are bonding. Oh yeah, UFO man right here. He saw a UFO, right? This man has served our country. This man put his ass on the line for our country and he shed blood for our country and I want to give you a round of applause for that. Thank you. Thank you very much. And he saw a UFO. Thank you for the service. Yeah, that's how we bonded at first. And then I heard that he got blasted fighting for our country and I was like, man, there he is right there. I know you can't see it on radio but that's where I got out of A.K.R. Man right in my stomach. If it wasn't for the Kevlar vest it would be curtains for this guy. How long were you in service? I was in the service for three and a half years. I did two tours in Afghanistan and a tour in Iraq with the 10th Mountain Division. Yeah, all right. Army or Marines? Army. All right. Just like my grandfather. He was in the Korean War and he... Hey, hey, hey. Is that some kind of Asian joke? He stepped on... No. Are you Korean? Because hopefully he didn't kill any of you. I don't have Korean. I was actually born in the Gangnam region of Seoul, South Korea. Oh. So when that Gangnam style shit came out, I was like, oh my God. And all that really means just to clear shit up for people that don't know what that means. We don't know. All the Gangnam means is that's like the Beverly Hills of Seoul. That's the Beverly Hills of Seoul. Yeah. That's all that means. It doesn't mean anything like super gangster, Scarface shit. All that means is it's like the Beverly Hills of Seoul. That's where the money's at. Wow. I really appreciate it, man. And I really hope that my grandfather didn't kill any of your homies back in the day. I hope he did for that because if you're spilling your blood in the mud for your country, you're fighting for what you believe in. It doesn't matter what happens on the other end. You're doing what's right. So no hard feelings. I've seen and actually sat down to dinner with some Iraqis and Afghanis that I actually fought against because they come to me legit and offer, hey, we didn't understand what's going on. We're sorry. We're going to offer meals for your squad. All my squad mates, they were hesitant. Like, oh, fuck that. They're going to poison us. But I went. Dude, I smoked some of the best weed when I was over there. Oh, really? They had some good weed? Oh, we're going to wish somebody a happy new year. Let's do this. Let's do it. This is I think this is the pantry. All right. We're calling the world famous pantry. They have to answer because they never can answer. They're going to fucking want a drumstick in my fingers. All right. Come on. We're going to play some of their music to answer the phone. Pick up the fucking phone. Oh, yeah. This agent speaks Spanish. Oh, you don't know, though. No, that's cool. No, I know. It's cool. How can the pantry not answer? I know that's what I'm saying, man. No, no. Maybe the fucking whole world blew up out there. I know. Maybe we're the only ones alive. Yeah, because I'm here and I got superpowers. I got everybody protected, especially that girl over there. Oh, yeah. She's passed out. Yeah, she's still over there. That was my New Year's midnight kiss. Oh. She wanted someone to kiss, too. It was me. It was me. Oh, thank you. That's very nice. That's the one that's going to We had 364 days to watch. Oh, God. 29 minutes and four seconds till next midnight kiss. Oh. Uh-oh. I hope you embrace yourself. All right, ladies. Here's your chance to sign up for some FaceTime with me. Find me on Facebook. I'm the sexiest Asian out there. I'm not going to tell you the name. You just got to find me. Oh. I'm looking up at the screen. Here we go. Here we go. I'm looking up at the screen. Look at that bottle. Look at that bottle. Look at that bottle. It's almost gone. There's a countdown on the screen right now that says 2013 and there's 364 days, 22 more hours, 28 more minutes. Oh, no. Look. Look. Oh. Hey, no. I made him do it. Nick is drinking straight Jim Beam. I made him do it. He's a soldier. Oh, man. That made him straight dedicated to his job. Oh, no. You guys corrupted him. Oh, man. I think he's going to go crawl up in a ball and sleep on a beanbag chair. Wasn't he sober when he started? Oh, no. Yeah, he was sober when he started at Skid Row Studios and now... Negative. Negative. I had him drinking beer since I got here. Oh, man. And I've been here for a minute now. He's been sober for almost a year. I partied way too much and I'm already going to get going. I got to restart. No, you're not. No, you're not. You have to fight three of us if you want to leave. I have one night of fun and that's it. Fine. You have to fight one of us then. No. Uh-oh. How about an arm wrestle? We're calling people right now. Just one arm wrestle. Who are we calling now? Let's see who we're calling. Let's call Nick's mom. Who are we calling, man? Call 24 Hour Fitnesses. Oh, that's a good one. You're on, lady. I think they were open. I know they're not open because I always go there. You know what? 24 hours in open, man. I always go there so I know their schedules. We should call 411. Shit. Who are you calling, Jeremy? Who are you calling, man? Can't hear you. It was Denny's in San Francisco. Oh, man. We're calling all the Denny's? You know what? No Denny's. Man, we can't talk to anybody. It's just not working, man. They're either too busy or don't get on. They don't give a shit. Yeah, I know. They don't give a shit. Yeah, call someone you know. Let me find a juicy number in my phone and we'll have fun with this one. What about that 310 number? We called it back and they didn't answer? Yeah, who was that that called in, man? Yeah, who the F was that? I have to look it up which is actually harder than it should be. You said you thought it was somebody, right? I thought it was maybe people from the Playboy party over at Sirius Radio. Why don't you call them right now? Why don't you call them from your radio station and be like, hey, what's going on? We're just partying over here at our New Year's party right now. We should call one of the FM radio stations. That'd be really fun. Yeah. All right. Happy New Year. Try to keep the energy up. It's kind of hard when you're really loaded. Check this out. I'm going to be your savior. Oh, good. Oh, look. Oh, no, I don't have it. It's not an iPhone. Sorry. Thanks, though. I appreciate that. It ain't mine. I appreciate it. It ain't mine, so we're good. Good looking out. We're going to call, Vince, we're going to call Melissa at the Playboy party. All right, let's call her up. Come on, Melissa. Maybe people are just, I don't know, I don't buy that. I don't buy that at all. I don't buy it either. I don't buy that one bit. We're not fucked up enough. We need to be like, we need to be like her over there. She's already passed out. Hey, hey, don't talk about my midnight kiss like that. Oh, I'm so sorry. No, hey, I'm just saying, no, I don't want to, I don't want to be like that right now. Oh. Hello. Hi, Melissa. Please call us back at 800-893-9562 and please report to us how the Playboy radio party is. All right. Hi. Happy New Year from Skid Row. Stulo. Stulo? Yeah. Oh, we can call my ex-girlfriend in Texas. Oh, man. Let's do it. Fuck it, let's do it. Are you going to, you want to do it? I will. Are you going to talk? Sure, why not? Okay, so what are we going to talk about, though? So what are you going to? Well, actually, whoa, whoa, whoa. We could really tell the what the fucker right now. Really? What's your idea? Because, see, when we split up, allegedly, there was a bun in the oven. Allegedly. Uh-oh. Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay. We can say that I died and she's going to, I left a bunch of, Oh, no. That's too fucked up, dude. We can't do that. Not on New Year's. We can't do that, dude. But that's the best April Fool's joke ever. No, it's not April Fool's. I agree, but that's pretty fucked up. Yeah, April Fool's is on January 1st. No, it isn't. That's April 1st. That's what I just said. Wrong month. Whoa. You're going to have to wait a few months for that one. Yeah. That would have been a good one, dude. Whoa, that stuff is strong. Can you imagine? What if she started crying? I'll be back for the April Fool's podcast then. There you go. What if she started crying, though? Come on. You'd feel really bad. Honestly, that's the only one of my exes that, like, I would contemplate. She deserves that. I would contemplate. Oh, no, no. See, we shared a special bond. Oh, so why would you do that to her, though? Because that was part of our special bond. Really? You'd just freak her out and say that you're dead? Dude, she fucked with me so many times. How? What did she do? She brought some girl home. Like, I came home from work one day and she had a girl over there. She was like, yeah, we're going to do a threesome, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm thinking, like, oh, fuck, this is a trap. This is a setup. And then she was like, no, no, it's not a setup. I promise you. Just trust me. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Dude, it was a setup. What happened? It was a setup. Let's just say that Lorena Bobbitt got off easy. Really? Yeah. They tried to chop your dick off? Like, hair shears, like hair clipper shears. Oh, my God. Well, that's not going to do the job, girl. She was going to shave your balls down? She said, I'm going to take it off. And I'm like, that's not going to work. But once a woman's past that level of I'm fucked up and I'm mad, there's no speaking reason. Goddamn, man. And I got a Budweiser. I just figured this would leave her alone. Let her have a happy 2013. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Let's find somebody else to fuck with. Yeah. Yeah, not her. Yeah. That's called Ramone. That's called Ramone. 2013. 2013, man. What do you think? We got to make it count because last year was fucked. No, no. We don't have to make shit count because all we have to do is yesterday is gone. Today is here. Tomorrow will take care of itself. All right. I forgot about that one. No, I like that. That's all good. No, but seriously, all the shit about the Do you have anyone we could call? Hey, can we call your mom? Do you want to try James Quall one more time? Maybe he'll pick up this time. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's right. What's his number again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. You're going to do it? No, let me. I'll show it to you right now. Hold on. I'll go up to the thing and I'll show it to you. Hold on. Yeah, let's do that. All right. We're going to try to call Quall right now. Call the Quall. Calling Quall right now. Hold on. Qualifying. Oh, shit. Spaghetti and meatballs. You are a fan. Let's have a beach blast. Oh. You're so funny. Harrah. Harrah. Oh, Harrah. Oh, Harrah. Harrah. I'm sorry. Is this 2013? I don't mean to offend you. Oh, it is. It is 2013. Oh. Fuck, I'm old. We're an hour and 38 minutes into 2013 right now. All right. But I do not agree with the monitor. I do not agree with the monitor in one inkling. Oh, my God. I do not agree with the monitor in one inkling. All right. We're going to try to call James Quall right now. Everybody, here we go. James Quall. Hopefully, he will pick up. Yeah, DJ Quall. Maybe he'll think it's the Home Shoppers Network or something like that. He'll be like excited. Did you start 6-7? Yeah, we're going to call him right now. Winners, winner, winner. Please pick up the phone because we want to talk to you on New Year's Eve. Motherfucker is going to leave us fucking alone. You can Google, like, celebrities' cell phone numbers on Google. Google and make it. Hello. Hello. Hi. We are talking to James Quall. Are we right? Yes. Happy New Year. Happy New Year to you, James Quall. All right. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. All right. From Skid Row Studios. James, we just want to wish you a Happy New Year and we want to tell you that we love you and Susan and we just want to wish you both a Happy New Year. Are you having a beach blast right now? Yes, he does. We have a big fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, he does have fish in our fish tank, Darn it We were so close Well, yeah At least David Lieberhard Talked to us for like 20 minutes Yeah Yeah, he did Yeah That was cool Oh, boy All right, cool Well Happy New Year, everybody This has been Skid Row Studios I was telling Nicole back here About James' wife, Susan Yeah And how she refused To go down the stairs And she was very angry Oh, yeah She was real mad, man She was pissed off And last time she came here She wanted to leave In like five minutes She was very angry Yeah We watched her drink A whole bottle of vodka At the old apartment Maybe she was thirsty She has a boyfriend, too She's married to James But she has a boyfriend And it's pretty messed up, too And we get sad for James But what are you gonna do? He's a ladies man He's a freaking cuckold I don't know Whoa, whoa I don't know So far in 2013 I'm really drunk Ayo Ayo Ayo How now, Brown? Can't you see? Cow I don't know, Barb Cow Happy New Year, everybody Happy New Year Happy New Year All right, right? We're gonna wrap it up All right, everybody I want to thank everybody For partying with us Happy New Year And thank all the callers And thank Vic Cohen For calling in Thank all the other callers That we don't remember their names But we really do appreciate it We're gonna listen back to this And we're gonna be like Oh, my God That was a lot of fun Wasn't it? Oh, shit Yeah But hey, bottom line Bottom line Everybody Everybody thank yourself For a great year Yeah, and thank you And thank you And thank you And thank you And thank me Thank you And thank you And personally I want to wish my beautiful girlfriend A happy New Year Oh, I can't kiss you Oh, we're gonna do a kiss right now Oh, after Big Bad Big Show Not one for those I'm not watching the video That is a very cute scene It looks like Cookie Monster Devouring a plate of cookies All right, guys And now I'm gonna give her A kiss on the mouth All right, come on All right, baby Happy New Year Happy New Year, everybody All right Happy New Year Happy New Year Thank you.