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Every time, every time. Hello, people. Good evening. Don't act like that. What? She acts all sweet and innocent. Good evening. Like we were just talking about. Maybe she needs to do the whole show naked. Apparently, this is one of the dresses I can actually cut off of her, which is so fucking exciting, which, by the way, I'm totally going to remember that dress, the black and white one. Except that there is no, we talked about the logistics of this. It's not going to work because I don't have any clothes. I said we could tie it back up. If she snips it up here, we can tie it back up. No, I won't snip it up there. No. Straight down. Straight down. And then I'm talking just cutting. A little bit and tearing the rest. Fuck yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, dear God. So exciting. You're in like such a zen place right now. I'm getting all toppy. It's so awesome. All toppy. Yeah, I love the top space. I was told I had beautiful eyes in top space last night. Yes. Apparently, top space gives you an aura. I can see that. No, no. Yeah. Yeah, it does. It does. You usually can't tell. Because you're in subspace. But you look different to me when I'm in subspace. I glow. Yeah. I glow. Anyway. Anyway. We're talking about that tonight. So tonight's topic is anal training and pegging. For those of you that are a little squeamish about the poop and the... The things up the butt. Yeah. Maybe this is a time for you to turn it down. Don't shut us off. Just turn it down. No, not even that. I mean, the funny thing is that... Anal probary outside of a South Park context is very enjoyable for both genders. There's a lot of pleasure involved in the anus. So, yeah, this, you know... And even if you're just mildly curious, hey, we are here to encourage you to stick things up your butt. Yes. That's what we're here for. And if you've been with the love bite from the very beginning, and I just actually just remember this... I remember this a couple of hours ago. Excuse me. Remember when... I don't know if it was our first episode or our second episode where I copped up to sticking a pencil up my butt. I think that was the first one. I miss this. That's how we all knew that that's how she started. With a pencil. A pencil. Because, because... Why would anyone stick a pencil up their butt? I will tell you is what I will do. Because I had never had anything up there. And I wanted to safely stick something up. There without like... I was scared, okay? I've never had anything on my butt. I have the maturity level of a 12 year old. Of course. Anyways. So I wanted to know like the not so much the physicality, I guess. I guess just the headspace of it. I wanted to know what it would be like to be on all fours and stick something up my butt. That's all I wanted. That's all I wanted. By the way, I'm going to want a reenactment of this. Son of a bitch. With a pencil? With a pencil. I don't give a fuck with what. I want goddamn reenactment of her sticking shit up her ass. I don't give a fuck. I want to be the best ass on all fours. That's what I want. And you know what? I think you owe it to the listeners. We're talking about anal training. You owe to stick shit up your ass. That's right. There's nothing like live demos, you know? In vivo. I have a pencil. You have an ass. I'm just kidding. Well, maybe. We'll see if we have time for this. No. What do we... We're going to talk really fast. We might get through this so she can stick something up her butt. No, we don't have any lube other than my spit. And spit is a shitty lube. Yeah, it is. So we all know... I mean, we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know that we all know new engineer. And she's so pretty and she's so awesome and stuff. That's Sonia. Welcome. And so she's like, so we're all talking about nakedness and stuff. See, now you might get something up the butt, not you, but you may see it to welcome you to this that is this. Welcome. I'm willing to give my pen for this. On my finger. I'm antibacterial. I'm good. So last night we were with a friend and she didn't, she wasn't really familiar with the term pegging. And, you know, it's just, it's, we can thank Dan Savage for that one and Santorum as well. It's one of those, you know, it's just one of those things where it never really had a name. The fucking of a boy in the butt didn't really have a name other than, you know, anal. So it ended up just being one of those terms that was coined by him. I did not know that and that is fascinating. That Dan Savage. He's handsome. He is. He's a handsome son of a bitch. He really is. He is! Let's go do your thing. Let's talk pegging. Anyways. Oh, pegging. Something near and dear to your heart. You know, it really is. And for many reasons. Because, um, I guess, I don't know, the idea of having a boy bent over. I say boy but I mean man. No, no. They're boys. No, but see, I want to make sure that our listeners know. I mean people of age. Natural. Consenting age. Yes. Not boys. Stop, stop, stop. No, mine. Don't go there. Anyways. So, there's something about having a man bent over and ready and willing to accept a throbbing penis. Yes. Whether it be human or man-made. There's something to be said about it. I agree. And as a woman, to have that kind of role reversal. Because, in my heterosexual days, what? I had a penis. I have had heterosexual relations. But, you know, there's something when there's an experience that you go through when something is being shoved into you or, you know, gently put inside of you. Whatever you want to call it. But when you get a penis inside of you, there's, you know, of course, there's a physical part of it. But, you know, something is being inserted. And when you have a guy bent over and the roles are reversed, it's kind of like that, wait. Now, it is, you're opening yourself up to me. You're vulnerable to me. I mean... It's a high. Oh, yeah. It's a high. I will say that. There's nothing like grabbing a guy's ass, you know, his hips and just thrusting and... You know, it's very, you know, hey, whatever, penis envy, whatever, Freud, I don't give a shit. It's hot. It's like, yeah, come on, you're my bitch. This is like prison fucking rape right now. Can we do that? Oh, my God, I want to do that. You want to do prison rape? I want to do that on a man. I want to do prison rape on a man. I'm sure we can find somebody that would be very, very eager to take even my big-ass pink strap on. I think I shan't outdab with the pussy wrecker, by the way. Wait, what? Pussy wrecker. Yes. But pegging is not what you start with. No way. That's like, you know, guys, if you want to, you know, spice it up with your vanilla lady and you want to stick something in her butt, don't start with your cock because that's unpleasant. You want to... It stretches. But you got to work it to stretch it. It takes a lot of time. It takes a lot of... You know, lube. A lot of dedication. If you don't keep it up, it unstretches. Same as with the pussy. They stretch and unstretch. So, yeah. You got to work with it. Just don't start... Because there can be tearing with just ramming the large cock-type thing in the ass. So, I would discourage people to just start with that. Oh, yeah. Totally. Well, obviously, we know that Nancy started with a pencil. Mm-hmm. Which is random because all I keep thinking about is... A small work your way up. Right. A pencil. Most people start with a finger. You know, most people... Maybe their own. Maybe somebody else's. Most people start with a finger. And some fingers are smaller than others. Right? I mean, I'm not... You're pinky, obviously, but then there's just... Fingers are thicker. Man's fingers are generally bigger than women's fingers and such. Yeah. This is true. And never underestimate the power of lubricant. Turns out it's actually pretty helpful. Yeah. It's dingy. No, no, no. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. I mean, there's some pretty expensive lube out there, but... What was that one that we were talking about last night? Silicon lube, which apparently, it doesn't really lose it... You know, most lubes, you gotta add a lot. Add a lot. Especially the water-based ones. Add a lot, add a lot, add a lot. And there's a silicon-based one that you don't really have to add that much. You don't have to keep adding it. It stays, you know, viscous. But according to those... I've never used it. According to those that have used it, it's very difficult to wash off. But apparently, it's like 60 bucks a bottle. Holy fuck. I mean, but I guess, if you think about it, if you're not using as much, is that a deal? I don't know. I don't know. I haven't done a cost-benefit analysis of it. I don't have to sit down with a spreadsheet and, you know, be all anal and shit. We're not talking about anal lube. So, I think... But I know that there's like those sets of those training butt plugs Yeah, yeah. I mean... Do you think that's, I mean, for someone who's interested, do you think that's a pretty safe route to go? Well, I mean, if they... Okay, here's... There are levels. Let's start with the person who's mild. Maybe they've had a finger in their butt and they're like, this is something that I might want to explore, but I'm not sure I want something bigger than a finger. Then I would suggest them getting a small butt plug. That's a good thing to start with. But that's only if they're not sure. They're literally putting their toe in the water and they really don't know if they want to go any further. They don't want to... They don't want to brave the medium, much less the large, because those are intimidating and very, very scary. They do look very scary. Yes. Yes. I had you seen. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. No. No. So, but if there is an intent, a goal that this is something I want to do. I know I enjoy things. Fingers up my ass. I can imagine how much more pleasure it would be if they were larger or you're a pain person, whatever. I don't know. Then, yeah, you want to get the trainer set. Like Doc Johnson sells them. You can get them on Amazon. You can go to Pleasure Chest. You can, you know, wherever. Your local sex shop. They're all there. You know, and I have a set of... They're a set of three. There's a small, medium, and a large. Minor, black. And they're just silicone little butt plugs, you know. And that's just, you know, keeping it simple. There's so much more. I have glass ones. I have glass dildos. I feel like you have so many things I've never even seen. You have a lot. You know what? When I go through my toy bag with my vanilla friend, maybe you should be there. I would like this blend. I like this blend. So you can see exactly what is in my toy bag. Yeah, so there's a world out there of things to stick up your butt. And not just things that the toy, the sex industry manufactures. I know people that have done with Coke bottles. What? Yeah. I'm not making this up. But they don't start off with Coke bottles. No. God, no. You work your way up there. Wow, no. Unless you're Thug Life and you're like... Unless you're doing a prison rape scene. Then you paint it black. And then you go to town. You know what I'm saying? Sorry. I'm a little excited there. Yeah. There's different reasons why you would stick something up your butt. And I think probably the primary, at least for men that are receiving, is that there is that pleasure spot. The male G spot. Yeah. Hence, the concept of a prostate massage. And that's... You don't even have to... You can just stick the finger up the butt and do a little rubby, rubby, rubby, rubby. But yeah, it is a huge pleasure center. There have been men that have been known to orgasm simply from that, the prostate massage process. I've seen that. It's fucking amazing. Yes. I mean, it's an erogenous zone. It's very, very essential. And the man that is willing to embrace that and not be so homophobic and fearful of things up their butt can really explore... Expand their sexual frontiers. And even if they're in a fairly vanilla heterosexual relationship with a woman, if the woman's willing to embrace that, I mean, imagine how much more variety you can get out of your sex life if you're just not doing heterosexual, just plain sex. Imagine if one night the woman's like, I'm gonna peg your ass while I stroke your cock. I mean, think of... There's variety. There's shit you can do. You can have more enhanced... Advanced threesomes. You know, I'm just throwing it out there. It's just another tool for the sexual trade, for your toolkit. Yes. That should not be underlooked. And just how... I mean, the female genitalia is, you know, you need a map. Some people need maps to find out where things are. Hey, keep it real. Yeah. But the same goes for a man's butt. You know, there's... There's do's and don'ts. There's do's and don'ts of a man's butts. And then, of course, we've already talked about how... By the way, this can apply to female butts, too. Yes. Oh, yes, absolutely. Let's not be... Very true. Sorry. But, you know, there's... There are things you don't want to do in there, you know? Just saying. Keep it gentle. There's no wrecking of the butt. Let's not wreck the butt. But... If you're doing the... If you're doing the closing rape, wouldn't there be major butt wreckage? Major butt wreckage. I like this. I'm just saying. That's how, you know, American me, American History X, you know, butt wreckage. This is true. You know, I think a prison rape scene requires spit as the lube, and I'm telling you, this is getting me fucking hot. I really want to do this. You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah. But here's the thing, though. I think if we were to... If that kind of scene would actually happen, if we would actually do some butt wrecking, I mean... Butt wrecking. Realistically, you know, we would have wanted to get that person up to bat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, fine, fine. Destroy my fantasy. Yes. No, but I'm saying to answer your question. But, like, yeah, like, enjoy the fantasy, and the goal is we are going to work you up to butt wreckage. Mmm. Butt wreckage. Butt wreckage. Butt wreckage. Butt wreckage. Butt wreckage. Fuck. Yes, yes, you're right. You're right. I guess I'm just thinking about, you know, staying within the parameters of being safe. No, it's safe. It's safe. It's totally safe. It's very safe. It's going to be consensual. It's going to be sane. Right. But my... It's so, so safe. Fuck you and your fucking sadistic look. No, sorry. No, no, fuck. No, sorry. So now you're taking it back? Yes. No butt wreckage? No, no, no, no. She wants to wreck. Someone else's butt. Yes. But I'm apologizing for my... Anyways. Whatever. Anyways. I guess... Subordinate. Yeah, she learned her lesson a little bit last night. But carry on. Let's discuss the safety of butt wreckage. No, I guess... I guess then my question is... Okay, so we all know that the vagina, you know, it comes back. It comes back from being wrecked. You know, it can take further wreckage later at... At a later time. No, I mean, yeah, within limits. I mean, it's not going to stay the same size as a baby's head. Let's be honest, but yeah. Right. So I guess... Some vajays are looser than others. Right. So I guess, I don't know. I wonder how the anal hole compares to that. Because there's muscles there. And from what I understand, anal training involves... It's a daily thing. No, it is. Absolutely. It's a daily thing. And it's... I have seen... I have seen... I have seen some buttholes. I've seen some buttholes. I've seen the things that have gone in the buttholes. And there was a point when I was like, wow. Wow. Wow. That is impressive. Just take it off. It's... Fucking hell. I'm not going to take it off. That is... I mean, seeing the things that go into people's asses, they're huge. They're frightening. I wouldn't want it in my pussy. They're so goddamn big. It's like, what the fuck? I wouldn't fuck that shit. You're a crazy person. You put it up your ass, crazy people. But, you know, obviously, they've trained and they got to this point. And this is where their pleasure level is. So, you know, yeah. But it does... It takes a lot of time, a lot of dedication. You know, you obviously... It would start with a finger and, you know, I would lube, do the, you know, kind of the fucking of the asshole with a finger and, you know, make sure that it... You know, there's a pleasure point. I mean, it's very enjoyable. Maybe not in the very, very beginning. You might not want to have nails. You know, just throw on these... Or gloves. I'm a big believer in gloves. I like gloves a lot. Yeah. And then when you're comfortable moving into the... Into the toys, the dildos, the butt plugs, small, moving it up, you know, you want to put it in, let it hang out for a little while. And here's the thing about the butt plug, which is kind of like a very pointy, long... Not pointy, it's a rounded point, but long kind of triangle, almost like a spade that's been squished high. And it has, you know, like the plug at the end. So it's designed to go into your butt and it can stay. They don't usually, but it can stay. It does ultimately get pushed out. But you need to actually move it in and out. You can't just put it in and like, let it stay there. I mean, it gives you that sense of fullness that will last for a little bit. But in order to really work, you know, so the butt can actually take more and more, you want to kind of work it in and out. You know, like 20 minutes a day, in the morning, at night, take a long lunch. I don't know, whatever. Just hang out in the bathroom. Hey, duct tape your mouth shut, you know, work it. I'm just throwing this one out there. So the... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People can work the kink into their normal day. You know. Yes. I'm here for the listeners. I'm on lunch break. I'm in the stall and don't bother me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how you go. And there's a point when the small slides in and out very easily. And then you try the medium. And then it's almost like starting all over again because it is that much bigger. It's significantly... It's like twice the size, I would say, of the small to the medium and then twice the size from medium to large. They're very big as they grow. But yes, it is. But it can grow. Have you looked at your stool sample sometimes? I mean, people, sometimes you push out some big shits. Poop fairy, no, no. Poop does not exist. So Nancy believes in the poop fairy. So Nancy can go off in her little fucking poop fairy land while the rest of us talk about how shit comes out of your ass. And sometimes it's really goddamn big. So guess what? That size can go into your ass too. I'm going to have to redo that book, Everyone Poops. There's your Christmas gift. Everybody poops. Poop fairy. I don't even want to know what the poop fairy looks like. That's nasty. Ew. You're the one who went poop fairy. What am I supposed to do? You go poop fairy. A big old doody with a crown. That's like Mr. Hankey's cousin, right? Right. Yep. You guys are assholes. We. You are too. You know, I have a migraine. I'm telling you what's going to help. And you won't get on all fours and let us stick things up your butt. Well, whoa, whoa. All I'm saying is that. Hold on. No, no, no, no. Because when we talked about this, we're like, oh, but, you know, we're going to talk about this and then it's going to be at the end. So what? I mean, is that it? What is it? Wham, bam. Fuck your butt, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then I can like be like fucking whore. You know, you liked it. Stop it. Yeah. Because you did. Yeah, exactly. Glow's got it. Maybe she's got it. So then there's also other butt plugs that are pretty. Okay. Okay. Okay. They're pretty. They're all like, you know, they have the little like, you know, rhinestone in the back of it and the base. It's all pretty. Ones that look like piggy tails. Ones that look like horsey tails. Ones that look like doggy tails. Glass ones that are hand blown that are quite beautiful. Quite beautiful. Yes. Lots of lovely ones. And each different. Different material has a different sensation. Glass is going to have a different sensation from silicone. It's going to have a different sensation from metal. And the metal ones are weighted. So you can do the pound and a half butt plug and walk around with it. Or the three pound butt plug and walk around in it. I had a friend of mine who had, I think it was a pound and a half one in her, when she was doing a play scene and her sir was like beating her ass during it. With the butt plug in. And it was this metal one. And enjoy one. And she loved it. She was like, oh my God, it was like I was getting fucked in the ass the entire time. She was like, it was fucking awesome. It was like the gift I kept on giving. She was just loving it. So, you know, there's a lot of ways to, once you've gone down this road, ways to use it to enhance whatever it is that you do. Some people wear butt plugs to work. Like people that are, they're kinksters, but they live a very, you know, vanilla life. And they have a very corporate job. I know lots of guys who wear butt plugs to work. All day long. And they love it. It makes their days so much better. It's like a constant reminder of, yeah, I'm a bitch or whatever. It depends on their role. But yeah. True statement. Not going to lie, that sounds exciting. It sounds exciting for somebody to wear a butt plug to work. Is that what I heard? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's take a vote. Back motherfucking track. Oh, two to one. Oh, two to one. We win. Backtracking. Backtracking. No, that's not at all what I said. You can back into it. This isn't really Wonka. Strike that, reverse it. Back the fuck up. Uh-uh. You said it. It's in the universe. Oh, yeah. I like this. I like the idea that I can take that and I can edit it out. And I can turn it into a ringtone at some point. Or I can just keep playing it to her over and over again in her own voice. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, no, no, no, no. I mean, well, because this will not actually, no, it was late this week. Something went up my butt. Something went up your butt. And it was you. It was my fanger. Yeah. Yeah. I was wrecking your pussy. And at the time I was doing the fingers and I got the finger in the JJ and in the butt. And I'm like, and then up on the clit. I was doing all that. Nobody can see that. Okay. Everybody, when I'm going, I think you can figure out what I'm fucking talking about. When I'm talking about a finger up the ass, up the vagina, then thumb on the clit. Let's just, you know, I've got like three fingers here. This is what's happening. And there's a lot of penetration. We could just YouTube her fingers. That's right. I need your ass and your vagina for it though, too. Then I guess that'll go on spank wire. So, but so yes, I can, I can, I can speak to that feeling of being, of being full, even though it was just your finger. I've never had more than that. That was my first finger. I know. I like, I like popping cherries, but, but yes. And you, you can personally attest to kind of the, the beginning, which by the way, there, this, where there was a specific request, which is why the finger went up the ass. Okay. No, you know what? No, we're not even going to go there. Don't, let's not go there. Anyway. So, um, you can speak to that first experience with the finger, you know, was it, was it pleasurable? Was it enjoyable? It was, it was first, it was unexpected. Let's start with that. Really? You asked for it. Okay. Okay. Okay. But really, even, even though, even though it was asked for that, like surprise, it was still a surprise. Yeah. So you said stick a finger up my butt. No, she didn't. That's not what she said. Exactly. Can I see how I'm saying? She said, I want you to fuck me in the ass. That's what she said. So you said, and then you're like, what? Instead of fucking her in the ass, like a, like a prison rape bitch. I, I, I'm nice. I start with the finger. I'm not, I'm not a cruel person. I'm not a cruel person. I don't want to tear her ass hole up. See, she's sensitive. Okay. I don't want, I don't want blood in your panties, baby. That's not how it works. So yeah. So, so technically I didn't ask for that specifically, but you see how there was that element of unexpected. Yes. There was an unexpected. But you asked for something in your ass. I knew it would happen. I knew, I knew it would happen perhaps in the course of that evening, but I didn't know what the sequence would be. I didn't know that the night would go like that. I didn't know. But anyways. That's what makes it so great. I digress. You don't know. Element of surprise. Right. Fuck. Anyways. So, but no, there was that, that fullness and it was, I don't know. It was, it was strange. I don't know. It's really hard. It is strange. It was hard. It was hard for me to, it's hard for me to really say if it was pleasurable or not because there was a bunch of other shit going on at the same time. There was. There was a lot. There was a lot of things. There was a lot going on. So, I don't know. But it, it, it added, what it did do is. We will have to have a, a, a focused evening. Okay. What it did do, but what it did do is it added, it added to the, the emotional component of our evening. Yes. Yes. Yes. Of, of vulnerability, of just complete and utter lack of control on my part. Right. That's what it, that, that definitely capped that. That was one of those things where, nope, nope, we're done. And we're done. No. But we weren't. But we weren't. Not even remotely. Not remotely. Were we done. I just really, I love it when I get requests and they don't know what they're asking for when they make the requests. I fucking love it. Yeah. And then when I say, you're going to regret this and they don't believe me and they regret it, but they still like it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That is, that is, that has been this week. It's just. I'm telling you the dress just needs to come off. Well, no. See, I will cop to it. I am wet. Hee hee hee. I will. This is, yeah. Anyways. Hee hee hee. Ooh. She's all gooey. Stop. It's true. Okay. So, so anal training. So working your way on up into the, the anal training world, the, the goal is for strap on peggage. Or, you know, if you are a man with a woman to just actually just fuck her in the ass. That's the goal. And, and. And just, just like cocks, strap ons come in, in various sizes. They, they come in various colors too, just like cocks. It's very exciting. Mm-hmm. It's very exciting. Very, various thickness, just like cocks and, and, and hardness, just like cocks. It's exciting. What the, what the sex community has done with these phallic symbols. It is exciting. It is exciting. Mm-hmm. So, and they actually do make like, like starter strap on sets where it's, you know, it's a fairly small strap on. Mm-hmm. And they're pinned to a small butt plug. So you probably have a good chance you can actually do that fairly early if you were so, you know, excited. But the, but as you well know, there is some skill involved. Yeah. In actually wearing and wielding a strap on. There, there can be, there, there can be bad experiences with it. Yeah. Just like all of us women have had bad experiences with, with men wielding their cocks. Yeah. There can be bad experiences with anybody wielding a strap on. And see, cause here's, here's the disadvantage to the whole strap on harness situation is that it is not, it's not a part of you. It's not a physical part of you. So it will shift, it will move. It just, it's, it's not really within your control unless you kind of have like your hand on some, like, you know, you have to give it some direction. And you can't feel it. No. You know. So, I mean, yeah, that's, it's, it's a big component of that. And especially if you're going for an ass with that, it just, I mean, yes. So while I do talk about how that, that sense of vulnerability from the other party is quite attractive. Yes, it's super attractive, but at the same time, that's that responsibility that I take on the moment that they bend over. Absolutely. Absolutely. Or the moment I tie them over, whatever. Absolutely. That is a statement to each their own. That's how I roll. I don't have to tie them side by side. Anyway. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I, did I miss? That might happen. Anyway. So, yes. And, and, and while, especially if a female is pegging a male, what I, what I want to discuss is kind of the, the emotional component of that. Because there is a, there's a huge rush. There is this sense of power. There is this sense of power. This I fucking have you now. And that can get out of control and you can be damaging not just physically, but kind of emotionally to that person. I mean if they're not, if that's not where the negotiations have gone I just think that if you're topping in that situation that you need to kind of really keep your head in check for what's going on. Yeah. Cause it's really easy to slip into that. How about we stay away from the negotiation? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. non-consensual ass rape. Just saying. Fuck. You take away all my fun. I'm just saying. Am I right? But I can do consensual ass rape. Yes. Nice. Yes. Fun back. Which I know you pretty well. I think there'll be consent. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I have text message. There is. So there's proof in writing. Which in California is valid? This is exciting. This doesn't happen every time. I had it on my mind. And now you're distracted. Oh, no, no, no. I was going to speak to enemas. Enemas. Clean. A clean ass is a happy ass. It is. You'd be surprised how much shit gets stuck in your rectum. It's, it's, I'm not talking Elvis. I'm just talking, that's colon. But in your rectum, that's the shit that gets stuck in there. Poop fairy can't get it all. No, and enemas are cheap. They're not expensive. Just, just have a couple laying around. And you're already going to have something stuck up your ass. So why not just stick this little, little enema, a little saline and squeeze it in your ass in the toilet or in the shower or in the toilet. And then, and clean yourself. It's a very invigorating feeling. It's quite refreshing. If you have difficulty waking in the morning, you might want an enema. I'm just saying. Are we including enemas with coffee? I have actually heard that coffee. We have coffee flavored enemas. I have heard that coffee enemas are incredibly effective. I have as of yet to try this, although I'm telling you some of these days I'm considering it. But yeah, no, there's a, there's a refresh, especially if it's, if it's chilled, the enema. It's a little, it's a little chilly. Even in a kind of a colder apartment or whatever. I'm not saying put it in the fridge, dear God. But you know, if it's a little bit, it's very refreshing. Interesting. It's a pick me up. It is a pick me up. Would you say, would you say that the recipient of anal penetration would be a good, you know, a part of a proper etiquette to perhaps take care of that beforehand? Well, yes. Yes. Yes. It's, all right. So, so we're, we're talking about anal shit. So sometimes, sometimes it's going to get nasty. So there's nothing quite so distressing as when, when you're cleaning the toy after and the cloth or the towel or the whatever is brown. That's not, yeah. It's not sexy. There's a lot of ooh in that. A lot of ooh and a lot of hand washing because you just don't, I mean, there's something about, you know, I'm okay with semen. I'm okay with pre-cum. I'm okay with vaginal juices. I'm okay with even breast milk and, um, I'm, I'm okay with pee. Uh, shit. No. No. No scat play. No. So, yeah. So an enema is a, is a way to avoid you as, uh, the person that, uh, is needing the enema of, of having your mistress, your master, you, whomever, your, your partner look at you like, ugh, because you really don't want somebody to look at you like that. It's a reason why a lot of us don't, you know, go to the bathroom with the door open or we have a poop fairy because we don't, you know, there's the, it just, it, it degrades that speciality, that specialness between the two and, um, wipe and poop off a butt plug definitely, definitely degrades that special moment. You know, you vanilla-ish people out there, you know that moment where, you know, you're starting to date someone and it's brand new and then all of a sudden one of you, whoever the fuck it is, um, you fart. There's, there's that fart moment where automatically it just kind of, you know, we're that familiar with each other. We're that comfortable with each other. Guess what? Poop on toys? Kind of like 10 times worse than that. It's not, because, because farting, depending on how you respond to it can be kind of cute. Well, yeah. You know, I mean, everybody farts, let's be honest and everybody's got shit, let's be honest, but there's, but you're, you're not cleaning up your partner's fart. You know, it's not a shart, so you're not cleaning it up. You're cleaning up their, their poop and it's, no, no. Unless you're a parent or a nurse of an old person or an old person's spouse, there should be no cleaning of poop. It should just not be happening. So, this is what I'm saying. I feel very strongly about this. I can tell. I feel anti-poopish. I can tell. I can tell. Though for someone who does enjoy, I don't enjoy, I don't know. You don't enjoy poop? Well, the fairy, do you enjoy enemas? I've never had one, so I, I have one at my home. I can, stick it up your butt next time I see you. Anyways, see, you make me forget my train of thought. This is so fantastic. No, it's not because I, I'm pretty sure I had something of merit to say. You have a pad of paper in front of you. Well, I don't anticipate being interrupted with these remarks. Yes, you do. No. All right, go on. What's your train of thought? Oh, I fucking lost it now. Do, do, do, do. All right, so, so, let's, let's, let's, let's build up to the, to the pegging. So, I know you have some very specific stories, some examples, some joyful moments. It's joyful. Of pegging. Of others. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. I think the most recent one was probably, probably pretty comedic. It was pretty comedic for, for, for many different reasons. See, and here's the thing, and, and because, and Smytheful was talking about how you create versatility in the sack when you open yourself to these new kind of sexual experiences, you know? And it's, what's really cool about, about pegging is that you can then pair that with something else. That's awesome. So, okay, okay. Okay. It makes me excited. Okay. So, we got a boy, and again, boy equals man in, in when I tell stories. So, we got this boy, and we dressed him up, and he was so like, super skinny, and like, totally had hips, long ass legs. He had long hair. He had long hair too. He was a dirty blonde. Mm-hmm. Put makeup on him. Yeah. We made him, we made him a, a model for us on a little, you know, little runway. Made him wear, wear shoes that were way too small for him. They were heels. Yes. They were like wedge sandals, so his foot just hang off the back. We're like, fuck it, just walk with him. It was great. Yeah. He was a good sport. He was a good sport. He was a great sport. If Tyra can do it, he can do it. Right. But so, he, it was funny because, and we had our, we had negotiated this, and it was okay. You know, it wasn't, there was no ass wrecking that was gonna happen. No. He was an ass virgin, from what I understand. I think he was an ass virgin. No, he said he had had a finger up his ass. Definitely. He definitely had had that. So. He discussed this. He liked it when that happened during a blowjob, which is very common, by the way, people. So, and, and so, the thing is that, sidebar, I really don't like penis. I don't know. I just don't like penis. And, so after he was done modeling. Or scrotum. Yes. Right. Oh, God. Anyways. So, after he was done modeling, we bent him over the bed. Yes, we did. And, he, I remember afterwards, he made a remark about how I was caressing his back. And, it's because in that moment to me, you know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? I see you as a girl. I do. In that moment, you were a girl. Not a girl that I was going to do in the ass, but you know, whatever. Anyways, opening, whatever. I have a strap on. I'm going to use it, whatever. But, and for him, what ended up happening is that there was fingers involved. And so, I put fingers in first, because it had been a while. So, it was kind of taking it easy. It had been a while since I'd done that. And so, with one hand, I was putting in my fingers. And then with the other hand, eventually, I started stroking his cock. And I, but, it was in such, a way where I didn't have to look at his cock. I just kind of did that whole reach around thing. And, Never underestimate the power of a reach around. And so, it was, it was, I, I could tell it was pleasurable for him. Those men and their damn physical notifications. And it's, and the problem with me is that I get overzealous. I get really overzealous. And my maniacal ass. Yes. And, and so, I really, I really, really, I wanted to ram into him. I wanted to ram into him with something, but that wasn't going to happen, because that's not where he was. That's not what was within his scope of things he could do. So, I started getting overzealous, and then I turned it over to you, because I was just, getting too much. That was very exciting. Too much excited. Yeah. I did a little wrecking of his asshole, I'll be honest. I went with the little two fingers. I gave him two fingers. Hey. Hey. But then, didn't you pull out a plug at some point? That was for the other person. Oh, that's right. I thought for this, well, anyways. So this was- No, I did. Yes, you did. It was a small one. It was a small one, and I shoved it in his ass. Yes. Yes. And see, and you see how in this, we combined the cross-dressing, there was a feminization of this, of this, of this gentleman. And then to cap it all off, we had him jack himself off. Right in front of us. Right in front of us. Three women watching him. Yes. Yes. So you see how, how something like anal can be put into something where there's all these different elements. Absolutely. And it's so much fun. And this was someone who, he had never had this experience, and it was very pleasurable for him. Yes. Yes. Now there is, of course, then there's, I've had experiences with, with someone else who had, he, he was already like, all right, it's cool. I got this. Let me bend over, do your thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally. And cause you know, I mean, and at that point, it's because, you know, someone has already explored and they kind of have their desires pretty packed down. And it is, it was one of those like, all right, we're here, let's do this. Yeah. And it's, it's a little bit, and with someone who's, who has experienced their, their ass is, is sufficiently stretched, you actually can be overzealous. And it, and it, it's, it's very enjoyable for the top, you know, because you can, you know, there's all these little fantasies that play in your head of, you know, what's happening. And it's always nice when you can pull their hair and slap their ass. And I just, that's always fun. I like that. So, yeah, I mean, and that's, that is one of the advantages to actually going through the training process until somebody is, is ready. But it really does take a lot of the dedication because you can't just be like, okay, they're, they're ready. And then I, and then they're pegged and then you're done. You don't do it for six months. You can't do that. And you gotta start, start from the beginning. And that's just no fun. No, no, no, no. No, because you've gotten, woo, to this point, and you gotta go all the way back to the bottom. It's very, you know, suspicious. For both parties. For both parties. Yes. You know, and it, and it is something where once you've gone, from what I understand, I guess, once you've gone through the training and you were keeping that up, it's a good payoff. There's, there is a payoff to all of that work and all of that uncomfortableness. So why would you, why would you, why would you give that away? Right. And I mean, I think it boils down to, you know, the time that the two people are willing to devote to it, or one, if they're gonna do it to themselves. It's about time, you know, and commitment. So that, that makes a lot of sense. But we have a, we have an event coming up. Nancy and I. We do? I have a vanilla friend. Oh, that one. And he wants to be pegged. Mm-hmm. And he has always had a fantasy of having a threesome. And I said, so let's negotiate this, this non-traditional threesome. I said, my, my friend Nancy is a lesbian and she does not like the cock at all. However, let's discuss some things that can be done on this little, this little threesome. I'm excited. Cause I feel like I'm getting like an inside look at an evening that I wasn't supposed to be knowing about. Continue. Oh. It was a total sidebar on your part. Excuse me. Yeah. And so it's, it's, it's gonna be, it's gonna be interesting. You know, there's, there's still more negotiations to be done because I think in a, in a, in a situation like this, that is so unique, you know, you are a lesbian. He is not, you know, he, so there's no, the, of the lot of the touching of the two of you and what does that do for me? And where do I go? And so. So I get to go and you both are, are submissive. He doesn't, he doesn't really know that he's submissive, but he is clean the fucking kitchen and he'll dress up as a girl for me. Come on. Yes. And he's submissive. So, so yeah, there's that, that's, it's going to be interesting. And as I, as, as the idea forms in my head of this, this evening of pegging and fun, then further negotiations will happen. So yeah. I'm quite excited. Yeah. I'm very excited. Yeah. Super excited. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to scare him though. Cause I do get excited. No, no, no, no, don't, yeah, don't scare him. I'm going to have to be there for that. And then there'll be a point when there'll be, there'll be the stopping of the Nancy and then there'll be the doing of the things to the Nancy and to the Vanilla, which I'm very excited about. Very excited about this. Well, but okay. So another sidebar, it's always really exciting when there's kind of like an outsider to your kink life, but then you can all of a sudden tell them all these things or talk to them about, or help them discover these desires or maybe admit their desires. And because this whole time they've been someone that you never thought that you could talk to them about that. That's exciting. And he went super religious, right? And he's coming to a dungeon with us. Right. It's fantastic. It is. It is. It is. It's amazing. We should have Ram Lam go to that night. Be like two little Vanillas. Go, go. That'd be fun. That'd be fun. Like a Vanilla t-shirt or something. I feel like, I don't know. I feel like I need to romance your Vanilla friend. And like, I don't know, like charm him and just like, I would like to see this. Give him, well, no, give him a false sense of security. He knows what's gonna happen. I know, but because I'm gonna get excited and I'm gonna want to wreck the butt. You can't wreck the butt. Things will come back to haunt you. Well, I'm not gonna. When you put butt wreckage out into the universe, butt wreckage will come back. Butt wreckage comes back. I'm not gonna hurt him. I will not, I will not, it will not affect his quality of life. I will not cause functional impairment. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. you're not going to specialize on my vanilla friend's ass like that. Specifically. In fact, I'm going to hide all my big strap-ons. Save them for you. No. No. For your girl parts. Okay. Who are we kidding? Although now I really, really, really want a double penetration dildo. I really, really want one. I say we take a trip to the toys factory. This is so exciting. Double penetration. Wait. What kind of double penetration are you talking about? Because there's those like double penetration like you get pleasure and I get pleasure. I have one of those. Okay then. Are you talking about the other? You're talking about the other kind, aren't you? I'm talking about the other kind. I'm talking about big one in the vajayjay. Little one in the. But, but. See, and here's the thing. It's not that I'm like against this. I'm just not excited about it. I know you're not. No, you're excited. I'm excited to a degree. You're excited. And you know what's the funny thing is? At the end of it, you'll be all like, oh my God, that was so fucking awesome. And I'll be like, of course it is because you're a whore. You're a little slut and you totally dug it. Now you're like, come on, baby. Take my ass again. Take it again. But I want my pussy taken too. That's that. I just know. I just know. The double stuff. That's right. I know. It's all good. I'll make sure that it's pink or purple and glittery and whatever. But yeah. I don't have anything to say. Don't. I don't. I don't have anything to say. I don't have anything to say. So yeah. I don't know what else we could add. I think that the biggest things that people really need to be aware of is, is, don't be stingy with your lube at all. I am a, I'm a big proponent of spitting. I like spitting. It's fun. It's erotic. It adds to the humiliation of any given scene. Spitting is great for that. But it's, it, it, it's not, it's not a good lube. It, you can do it in addition to spit. And then, you know, I don't know. I also don't mind just pouring lube on in a very humiliating manner. That's always fun. If you're really feeling toppy. And when, and when you feel like you have enough lube, then add more. Yeah. Add more. Just always. You can always be wiped off. Over lube is okay. For the, for the, for, for, for anal training. And then ultimately at some point we might discuss fisting, you know, don't, don't be stingy with, with the lube. I'm not talking anal fisting, although we could do that, but, but just regular fisting. But yeah, so don't, don't be stingy with the lube. The lube is good. Look into toys because there's not just butt plugs. Any dildo, even a vibrators can be used. And the stimulating of the, of the anus and the rectum area. And there's a ton of them. I have a lot of, of toys of vibrators and dildos in my toy box that are just, just too small, just too small for the pussy, but they're perfect for the ass. Just throwing that one out there. As you look in my direction. So, so yeah. And then, and then be willing to be open, not just, not just physically, but be open to different experiences to the, to the idea of, oh, we can vibrate and that feels really good. I know wearing a butt plug while I'm having sex feels really good. You know, wearing a butt plug while I'm walking around, you know, these kinds of ideas. I think it just, it, it enhances not just, you know, the, the sexual, your sexual lifestyle, but it can, it can really do something to your day in general. You know, if you know, you, you have something to look forward to. And, and, and nobody, nobody knows. Nobody's watching you. Nobody is aware that that is happening. Right. Except you, or if someone has given you that directive, whatever the fuck. And let, let me specify from a, from a tops perspective that, um, it, it, this, this isn't just for submissives. No, no. Tops, tops like shit in their ass too. They do. They do. They're, I know, I know females that like the anal sex a lot and they're not submissives. And I know men that love, love the finger in their ass during a blowjob. I mean, that's like it. Um, so don't, don't be shy. And, and one of my, my big things is talk, ask, ask. I, I really do throw people back in, in my very frank conversations with them. Like if I'm having a negotiation, like we're gonna have sex. Okay. We're gonna have sex. So, uh, so talk to me about your blowjobs. You'll be like, you're, you're like your nuts sucked. You're like, you're like finger in your ass. You're like this, you know what I mean? Like, how's the head? You want this? Do you like the deep throat? What are you looking for? More hand? What are we talking about here? You know? And then, uh, let's talk about positions. Cause I'm a big fan of, of, of this. And can we do that? Cause I'm, I like that more than anything else. And then if you can reach around and do this at the same time, that'd be great. You can bite a little bit on that, but don't do that. You know what I'm saying? I'm very specific. It's about negotiations. I swear to God, I negotiate my sex the same way. I'm very bad. I don't have to do with a submissive cause it's submissive. But like if I'm negotiating with a, somebody else, even a vanilla, it's, um, yeah. So I, I would suggest others to, to be open and, and have these conversations, these discussions with other people, because you'd be surprised. You might, uh, open yourself and others to a whole new world. Right. Just by having those random discussions. This is, uh, you know, this is how life expands and your ass too. Your mind. Free. Your mind. Your mind. And your ass. And your ass. Free your mind and the rest will follow. Which apparently includes your asshole. For tonight's discussion. Yes. Well, I had no, I have nothing to add to our, our conversation. I feel like we have, uh, encompassed that, which is, uh, uh, a fun overview. Yes. Of what anal can be and what anal can do for you. Yes. It is pretty, it's pretty impressive. The things people stick up their ass. Yep. Yeah. All right then. Well, um, so we're just, just some housekeeping shit. So we're not going to be on the air for the next two weeks because Skid Row is taking this, uh, holiday break. Yes. Um, let me see. When is the next Sunday? Okay. The January, it's not January 1st, is it now? No, January 8th. We'll be back January 8th. Um, so until then, um, please feel free to go onto iTunes and just search the love bite and, um, listen to our past episodes, including the first one where I talked about putting a pencil up my butt. Um, I think we have a couple more minutes. We can, we can stick something up her butt. Um, like our page on Facebook. Where's your pencil? I have a pen. And, um, and, and please, when you go on iTunes and you do, and you guys download our episodes, please review us. We would love your feedback. Um, follow us on Twitter. Um, the three of us are on Twitter and we're, we're, we're quite funny. I think we're quite funny on. I don't know. I think so. Yes. Do you want to know who we are on the Twitter? I want to know who are you on the Twitter? I am smiteful center. All one word. I'm novice Nancy, but with like underscore in between novice underscore Nancy. Yes. And Dr. Underscore. Rozzy. So Dr. Underscore. R O I S S Y. So that's us. And you can always email the show info at skid row studios.com. If you have any special requests other than my removing of the clothes, because really I'm, I'm okay with a petition. If anybody out there in the, in the, in the universe wants to put a petition together about that nakedness on Nancy's part needs to happen for the show. I'm okay with that. Great. It would be great. I'll sign that petition. I would. So we have two names on the petition. I bet Jeremy and we have four. We have four. Four to one. I think I'm calling the end. This is 2012 is the year of Nancy. Well, this is not happening tonight because there are no undergarments underneath this, right? This is what I'm saying. It's a dress I can cut off even though I don't have scissors. I have a knife. I have a knife. You don't. I do. You don't. I will show you after the show. I have a knife. I'm going to shank that dress off. I'm going to shank that dress off you. Anyways. I'm going to shove a pen up your ass. No, I'm going to do a finger. That'd be so much better. Is that? Wait, what? Up your ass. Wait, wait, no, not now. Why not? Are you doing that now? No, but I really want to. You should have totally mind fucked her, but like, yeah. Yeah. As soon as the show's over, I'm bending over the fucking table, lifting your skirt. Anyways. Okay. So everyone have a nice holiday and please don't go crazy. Don't stab people. Well, don't, don't stab people, but you know, I take this time as, as the remainder of, of 2011 to, uh, to think on your kink and, and what that means to you and, and what perhaps you want to do next year to grow, to learn. Uh, and we do take, um, requests for topics if you are so interested. Uh, yeah. And also I would suggest in this, in this thought process of, um, you know, seeking out, uh, educational, uh, opportunities for you in your air, your local area. I concur. I concur. All right. Well, everyone have a nice night and have the most perverted dreams ever. And we'll, we'll be back on January 8th. Bye for now. Minutiae ways, you know what they say about smoothies.