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Oh my goodness. That is the highest they've been. Ginger Lynn, Ro De La Grazie in studio with little Stevie, Mr. Stevie, just Stevie, anything but George. That's what we're going to call him today. Now, Ro De La Grazie. Yes, I'm here. Have you ever had your titties juggled before? You seem a little bit thrown off by this. I felt like a roller coaster. Last time I felt that movement was at Not Scary Farm when I was on the ghost ride. Okay. Okay. You are not. I've met your boyfriend and he's totally fucking hot. You're not getting fucked well. You should feel like you are on a roller coaster all the time. I do. I do. Because when I do go on top of him, it's very high up. He's 6'7". Does he have a big dick? Well, I mean. Do you mind if I ask? Yeah. That's why he's so happy. Oh, no. Yes, he does. Because, okay, if you were a 6'7 black and white man with a size 15 shoe and you had a small dick, you would be very angry. Oh, I would be furious. Right? So he's very happy. And can you tell me how happy he is? Very. Yes. Extremely. Now, some of you may know some of my other co-hosts that we've had. This is an introduction to Miss Ro Delegrazi, one of my good friends, comedian. We met, actually. I have a yoga studio that I go to. And across the street, there's a wonderful little restaurant. And before yoga, I like to have a cocktail. I just think cock is good at any time, whether it's a tail, whether it's full cock, whether it's, you know. Or your massage. Or my massage. I would go for massages before and after as well. Mm-hmm. So we met at a restaurant. Before and after. I love you. I love your life. She's like, this is, she would come in and she'd just order some, you know, sweet potato fries or grilled artichoke and a pink champagne split. And she's like, I'm going for a massage. I was like, who is this woman? What a life. She's like, no, you know, I'm doing yoga. I'm going for a massage. I'm an artist. You know, because she paints. And I'm like, God, she's got the life. We just chat and chat and chat. And we became really good friends. And now here we are on the radio together. Yeah. And I want our listeners, first of all, where can people find Ro Delegrazi? Comedian, extraordinaire, wonderful, amazing woman, beautiful, sexy, hot. Where can people follow you? Find you? Be part of your life. Find me getting my boobs touched at Skid Row Tuesday. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I want a free night, Ginger Lynn. I am on Twitter. I'm on Twitter and on very damn social media, freaking, I swear to God. I have so many damn pages. I could kill somebody. I'm on Facebook under Ro Delegrazi. Also, Ro Buttersnatch Delegrazi. Don't ask. It's a joke. I have. It's a bit. I have. Yeah. Let me smell. Let me smell your Delegrazi. I'm going to smell your Delegrazi. It's D-E-L-L-E-G-R-A-Z-I-E. Yeah. That's how you smell the Delegrazi. That's right. And you know what? Honestly, for as Italianized I am, I'm very findable. And that's not a rule in the Italian world. Most Italians can't find. You shouldn't be able to because they've probably done something illegal. So are you telling us you're a good girl? Right now, yeah. I haven't been on record for anything. I've avoided arrest. Stevie, did you get photos of the beginning of the show? I did. I just tweeted. Did you? I'm still trying to figure out this damn Twitter shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just got the rundown on how to do it. Did you really? It just went out. Don't mind me because if I'm ever looking down, it's because I'm trying to figure this out and I'm not very good at it. No, it's good. I want you to tweet. I want you to let your people, your peep. Do you have peeps? I have some peeps. You have some peeps? I have some peeps. I'm known. I'm known. I'm known. I'm known. I want to come and see one of your comedy shows. Where can I come and see you? Well, the year, the goal of this year is to perform in places that have walls and roofs. So this, yeah. Okay. I think you're really going aiming high here. I am. I am. I'm thinking. I'm trying not to be offered a megaphone at the gigs I go to. So I'm succeeding. This Saturday, I'm at John Lovett's actually in Universal City Walk. Yeah. It's a 10 o'clock show. I want to come and see you. Oh, yeah. I have a guest list. I have a free guest list. You should come. I would love to come. And to the show. Stevie, can you get the vibrators out? And we're ready for it. It took us how many minutes are we at? Yep. A minute and a half. And we're talking about vibrators. Oh, no. Is that? You asked me, do you want to come? I did ask you. Oh, it's been 10 minutes. I'm terrible at math. What am I? I thought that was a minute and a half. I know. What's the matter with me? The math here is very, very confusing. Yeah, I know. I know. So just follow. Stevie's going to give us. Oh, Stevie has the vibrator out. Would you like to master it? Would you like to master it? No, I'm okay. I mean, you go for it. Whoa. That is insane. This is my favorite new. It's the Shibari wand. And it's. I think. Oh. I was like, is my. I was like, is my phone reacting to that vibrator? My wand is trying to say. It's saying row. Okay, so wait. Where'd you get that? Row. Row. Pick me up. Put me on your pussy. It almost feels like. Yes. This would be like a. This would be like a. Star Wars vibrating thing. It's like Luke. Like if you. Put it to a thing. It sounds like a lightsaber. Do you want to feel it on the outside of your pussy? No. I want to feel it on my palm. Let me just feel it. Her palm. Oh my goodness. How about your nose? Your nose. Oh, that's how you tell a vibrator is good. Yes. Let's see. Wait, I'm getting that nasty. Come here. I'm going in. Oh, yeah. Luke, I am your father. Oh, my. Just look close on this. My nose just had an orgasm. Wait a minute. Let me try it again on the top. There's a little. On the spot. Is my nose leaking? Because I had a nose. Oh, Jesus. That's the spot. I would have to. The fire department would have to show up to get this. Yeah. Shit. Where'd you get that damn thing? That's from overseas. This is the Shibari magic wand. And I will get you one. Wow. I promise. I'll never leave the house. I'll keep it here. Hey, has anybody seen Ro for the show? No. No. She locked herself in her house. Ginger gave her that damn Shibari magic wand. She's never coming in again. Nobody's seen her. But she's been the happiest she's ever been. Her boyfriend's on the sidelines crying. I hate Ginger Lynn. I hate her. Damn it, Ginger Lynn. You're listening to us right here, right now on Skid Row Studios. You can also listen to us on iTunes. If you want to watch, you need to be at skidrowstudios.com. You can listen. You can watch. You can give us a call at 1-800-893-9562. Ro Delegrazi, I want to get deep inside of you. That sounds great. Why do I think that you... I'm so excited. No, because I just realized how to put a picture up on this Twitter thing. And so whatever I say, you'll say okay? All right, I'm coming in. Uh-oh. No, silly. Oh, I'm terrible at multi-dancing. Did you hear the beginning intro song? No, what was it? It's, I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. Oh, that's great. It's by The Bones, and I want to thank them once again for our intro song. Are you paying attention to anything here? Who? Everybody. There you go. Oh, yeah. There you go. Got it? I'm ducked out. All right. Okay, so... Thank you so much. You are so sexy. Jenny, I want to introduce Jenny. You can't see her. Jenny, can you say hi to all of our listeners? Hi. Jenny is my hot little girl that I'm going to get into her panties, I promise. She dressed all up for me today. Jenny, you look absolutely beautiful in your flowery shirt. You got the little pearls on, that red lipstick, your hair up. Jenny, you look so beautiful. You look so beautiful. You look so beautiful. You look so beautiful. You know why she gave you that toy before, right? Buttering you up. I am buttering you up. Jenny, do you think that I might ever have a chance with you? Jenny. I don't know. I do punch. No, that's where you say, yes, you have a chance. Otherwise, I will punch you. Wait, punch as in fruit punch? No, I'm saying like if she says yes, I'll go, baby, I will take such good care of you. I promise every second you are going to be dripping wet like you've never been dripping wet in your life. But if you're going to punch me, I'm going to punch you. But if you say no, then I will punch you. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess yes. Yes. Say yes. I just tweeted. It worked. Yay. Woo-hoo. All right, we're going to play a game right now. I need a retweet. You need a retweet. Everybody retweet. So we're playing right now. We're playing our game. We're getting ready because I want people to get, I want them to know you, Ro Delagrazzi, as well as Stevie. Stevie. Stevie. We need to get to know you. Okay. We need to get deep inside, get to know you. So we're going to start this really, really quickly. Deep inside Stevie. Deep inside Stevie. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. I found some change. All right. Now. I found a small. Ro, I'm going to ask Stevie first so he has a moment to, you have a moment to think. Oh, I have a moment to think. Okay. Stevie. Okay. Have you ever kissed a girl? I did. I was in the third grade. No, I was in second grade. And there was this girl at the school that liked me. And she would talk everybody into chasing me and holding me down. And then she would kiss me. That's how I had my very first kiss. David Scantlin. I shouldn't have just said his whole name on the air. But we were in kindergarten. And so we had this thing where we were racing. And if I won the race, I got to kiss him. And I won the race. And he kept running. He's like, hey, come back here. You have to kiss me. No. I said that. He kept running. He was not coming back. So you did. You got held down. That was your only kiss by a girl? Then there was the girl in the closet. Stevie, come out of the closet, okay? And then he came out of the closet. And he never kissed a girl after that. I think it was in junior high. Oh, really? Was it good? I was on base. Well, you know, it was interesting because she kept taking her breasts out. And I was so freaked out that... What were you afraid of her? And then I didn't know what to do. So I just got really nervous. With the breasts or the kissing or what? Well, I knew how to kiss. But the breasts were scaring me. So I just said, do you want to go? I asked her if she wanted to go bowling. That could be very scary. Your breasts are scaring me. Can we go bowling? We took off and we went bowling. Are you serious? I'm serious. Oh, you're so cute. I love it. Did you bowl good that day or what? I can't remember. But we did eat pickled eggs, which was not good. Wait, those would be the worst parts ever. Yes. Ooh, that's rough. Where did you grow up with you have pickled eggs at a bowling alley? It was on Point Magoo. Where's Point Magoo? It's a Navy base. Okay. It's a Navy base. Yes, that's right. Got it. And we had the bowling alley and the commissary and a McDonald's. Oh, so she was one of those girls. She's one of those girls. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She lived in third section. And I was in second section. But you did kiss her. Did you like it at all? Or did the breasts just... Did it freak you the fuck out? The kissing was okay. But it wasn't like crazy. It wasn't what I really, really wanted. There's a kiss and then there's a real kiss. There's that passionate where you get lost and the tongues are darting in and out and back and forth and you're sucking on the lips. You're biting on the lips. You're back and forth. You're mushing. You're pulling back. Your bodies are going together. That happened at the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Santa Barbara. With a girl. I got handcuffed to... Oh, my God. What did you do to her? Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh, yeah. Were you on ecstasy? No. We weren't on ecstasy. But I got handcuffed to her. And then we all ended up in Carpinteria on the beach. Random? Random. And everybody ran everywhere. I couldn't get away from her. Well, because you were handcuffed. She was handcuffed to me. And we sat on a rock. And she started kissing me. And everything was good until she bit me on my neck really, really hard. Oh, ow. Like really hard? Yeah, but I was done. How old were you? I was... She could have been. I was... A vampire. I don't even know how old I was. I must have been like 20. Who does that? Like you don't know the person. I didn't know her at all. And you're like, I'm gonna bite your neck. What if you're a vampire? I never saw her again. Hey. Oh, my goodness. No, that would be scary. Were you able to see your reflection in the mirror after that kiss? I was. So I don't think she... Okay, you're fine. She didn't get deep enough. Do you like garlic? I love garlic. Yeah, then you're fine. Then you're okay. Wow. Yeah. These girls are crazy. Oh, then there was the one girl who kissed me. Oh, my gosh. You've been kissed by girls. Yeah, I thought. Well, this one girl, she really liked me in high school. And she got me the teddy bear. She got me this huge balloon, big heart balloons that I love. She got you with the prizes. Yeah. And we went to the cemetery with our cousin. Now, that's where you go on a date. So you went on a date. Well, we left. She's like, how do you know those weren't for the grave that you were gonna go visit? It wouldn't work that good. But we went across the freeway. She's like, actually, I need those for my grandma's grave. We ended up in the cemetery and she kissed me so hard. Really? That my braces, because I had braces for four years. They didn't get stuck, did they? My lips got stuck to my braces. She grabbed me and pulled me so hard. They actually cut into the insides of my lips. Oh, yeah. That hurts. You have not had good girl kissing experiences. This is, I'm gonna move on to Ro. Now, is that why you're sharing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm being traumatized again. I'm so sorry. It's like it's all. Come back to the good place. Right here, right now. Back to the light. Look at the disco ball up in the ceiling. You'll feel much better. There you go. I'm better. Ro Delegrazi, have you ever kissed a girl? I did, yeah. You did? Yeah. I did not expect that answer from you. Really? Do tell. No. Okay, well, okay. Tell me. There's a couple times, because I did a lot of ecstasy when I was dating. See, I didn't do ecstasy when I kissed the girl. So now I'm scared. I was on drugs. She'll do anything. I was on drugs. I've got Dayquil in my purse. You want some? It's a lot more affordable. I might help with the wand. I even have Alka-Seltzer cold plus. Oh, that gets you. Uh-huh. Put a little vodka in there and it's over. Stevie, can you mix up a little Alka-Seltzer? Put a little Alka-Seltzer, a little Claritin in there to really get it going. And a lime. Like a lime. No, you know what's funny? I thought I was a lesbian for a little while. A couple times. And- How? Now, how long is a little while? Is that like in a moment? Is that a week? How long? A month? So after the first guy ever, like I lost my virginity to a Sicilian guy in Queens. Was it good? He was a loan shark. You know, Italians are good. No, they are, but he was really pretty, like a really good looking guy. So I don't think he did- They're never good because they think they don't have to be good because they're pretty and they usually- Yes. It's true. Yeah. Good looking guys. The better the dick, the better looking the guy. In the normal situation, they are the worst lovers ever. Yeah. No offense to good looking guys, but when they're younger especially- I've got a good looking one with a good dick that knows what he's doing, but, and so do you. No, but the thing is, it's when they're younger. I'm talking about like I was 18. They think that they can get away with anything. Okay. Yeah. So not older good looking guys. I'm talking about when you're younger and you're 18. I actually was 18 when I was a little later than everybody, but when you're younger and you're a good looking guy, you just feel like you don't have to do a lot of work. No, you don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to get laid no matter what. Yeah. And you, and also today don't really, neither does anybody. No teenagers don't really know what they're doing. You know what I mean? Like you're like, oh. You're fumbling. It's over. You know, so it wasn't, it wasn't fantastic, but I did think I was a lesbian. Now, how did you think you were a lesbian? After you kissed a guy, you thought you were a lesbian? No, after I had sex, I was like, I might be a lesbian. And did you have an orgasm? How did you perceive that? What's that? Did you have an orgasm? With him? Yes. No, no, no, no. What about with a lesbian? No, I didn't even really have sex with a girl. I just made out. What made you think you were a lesbian after having sex with a man? I don't know. I was like, I think I might try kissing a girl. So I got a sparkly purple dog collar with spikes on it. And I told everybody that when I went out, I was a lesbian. And I made out with some girls on ecstasy. The spiky collar is not a good idea. You're right. If you're not into it. I'm just finding that out now. It's true. It didn't hurt anybody, but it just, it was just an accessory. But, so then, I went back to guys. Oh, and I told my mom. I actually told my mom that I was like, I was riding in the car. I was like, mom, mama, I'm a lesbian. She goes, it's okay, honey. Oh, okay. She's very supportive. Now, had you been with a woman and kissed or done anything with a woman? Is my mic gone? I don't know. I can't hear you. Hello. Hello. Hello. We're wondering, Ginger's waving her arm right now. We're checking the mic. But this girl that you were with, your mom was okay. Did she try to set you up with somebody? No, she didn't. She just was like, okay. Like, she was very accepting. Like, if I was going to be gay, she was like, okay. Got it. You know, I actually didn't. I literally just was like, oh. I even wrote a joke about it. I was like, I had that, have you ever get that not so straight feeling? You know, like. Very, very. But this is before you did anything with a woman. You did not kiss her. You did not do anything. You just told your mother that you thought you might be a lesbian. Yeah, I, like, I think I kissed one girl and I was like, I think I'm a lesbian mom. And how'd that turn out for you? Well, she just didn't know who was able to sleep over and who wasn't. So then I went back to like, then I had that guy, you know, the guy that you always fall in love with, but they're totally wrong for you. You know, the one that you think you do anything. I think, yeah, exactly. I did that very late in life. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're like, I died for you. Very late in life. You don't die for anybody. You know, that kind of thing. Right. And then on a trip to Mexico, I mean, I have a bit about it, but I literally, this girl was like feeding me tequila. She was gorgeous. And she's like. From her mouth? Tell me she was taking a shot. No, it was like nothing. She wasn't doing anything sexual at first because her aunt was there. And I was just on, in Mexico. I was in like Ixtapa. I was having the time of my life. They weren't hanging you upside down? No, I was, I was hanging out by the pool and she goes. I saw you last night. I was like, oh, cool. That's cool. And she goes, come have a drink. So I started drinking with her. Right. And she's not doing anything because we're at the pool and she's got an aunt there that she didn't, I guess, want to know that she was. And she goes like this. Her aunt gets up and she goes, I'm a lesbian. And I was like, I was too once. So I'm thinking here that the point of the story is if I give you ecstasy or tequila, you will be a lesbian again. Yeah. Yeah. One of those. But you never actually. It's a day cool out. Come on. I'm serious. It's going to work. It's going to work. Let me find it. And Ginger probably heard this, but I have a bit where I go. I was going for it. I go, I used to be, I was once a lesbian. I go, I realized I wasn't a lesbian in the middle of it. It's a bit I have where I go, now you're going to do that to me. You're like, oh, I'm not a lesbian. I'm just a receiver. So I was making out with her in the bathroom stall and literally in the middle of it, like she's getting hot and heavy. Like she's a gorgeous girl. And she's from California. I lived in New York at the time. She's out here. She's here. We could find her. We could probably find her. And finish. She's Puerto Rican when I started. Oh, that's, I love dark haired girls. She's gorgeous. I love that exotic, sexy. She was older than me. So she was like, I got this one. I'm recruiting. Right. So I was in the bathroom stall with her and like in the middle of all that, we didn't sleep together or do anything like, I mean, we're playing with boobs. Did you eat pussy? Did you like? No, I didn't. Did you kiss? We kissed. Yeah. And we're like making out. Did you stuff? Touching boobs. Yeah. No pussy stuff? No, because in the middle of it, I was like, I'm not a lesbian. Did you whisper it or did you scream it? I just thought in my head, I was like, hey, I don't, I'm not really that into this. So how'd you put the brakes on? I said, I gotta go. You know what the problem is? And I left. You haven't had the right girl. Yeah, yeah. If I didn't have a cold right now, I would so make out with you. No, I believe them. Oh, you know what? If I ate your pussy, you can't get a cold from me. Me eating your pussy. Yeah, and you can't get pregnant either. Would you like me to try? I know you would. I know you would, but you're going to pass. I'm going to pass. I'm going to take a pass. What if your boyfriend was watching? No, I'll still take a pass. Okay. Okay, what about? Not anything offensive. I just, you know, take a pass. Is it me? No. No, it's not you. No. No, it's the jeans. Yeah. I'm not wearing jeans. I'm wearing black. A little, look at my panties. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's all, yeah, she's all set. Oh, Ginger has these gorgeous, well, I'm sure you can see it. If you're tuned in, they're lace black panties, all see-through. Let me ask you something. Her tattoo's there. Oh. She's got her tattoo. She's wiggling left to right. But let me ask you something. Do you see this underwear? That's delicate. And I'm sure when you wash it, how do you keep it from tearing? You put it in a pillowcase. I wash it in the washer, but I never, all of my panties hang dry. I have a room that there are. There are. At any given point in time. Bunch of panties. At least 10 to 12 pair of little panties with little clips hanging. But wait, do you wash them in delicate? No. I just throw them in the wash. Oh. But I just don't dry them. That's the secret. I don't dry them. That's the big secret. They drip dry. They drip dry. That's the secret. So then after Mexico, I went back to guys. You went back to guys. And that's the end of my girl kissing. Now, I have like 4,000 questions to ask you about. Have you ever? And we can't. Oh, damn it. Yeah. We can't. Okay. Oh, yeah. So this is going to be a great team up here. It's going to be an amazing team up. We only got one question. We have Ro Delegrazi in studio. We have Stevie in studio. We have me, Ginger Lynn. You are listening to Blame It On Ginger on skidrowstudios.com as well as iTunes. Our phone number here is 1-800-893-9562. And as promised today, I've got more than you can handle. I always do. And there's going to be some ball busting if I ever have. Damn right. We have Jason Roos coming in. Is it Roos or Roos? Roos. Jason Roos coming in. Adil Faki. Or Fucky? Fucky. Adil Faki. I like Fucky. Adil Faki. We'll ask him if that's okay. Aaron Flam. Johnny Cardinal. And hopefully. Cardinale. Cardinale. Cardinale. I like how his name just split. Cardinale. Cardinale. Cardinale. Jason Cardinale coming in. And possibly Angelina Valentine. We'll see. We don't know. We don't know. But there's going to be some ball busting. There's going to be titties out, ball bouncing, titty bouncing, all kinds of things coming up in just a moment here. Don't go anywhere. We will be right back right here in just a moment. My mouth is watering. Just getting wet. It's grippy. It's grippy. I'm thinking about tasty Tuesdays with the mouth watering, the delectable, the edible Miss Kelly Shabari. Every single Tuesday, join me for tasty Tuesdays with Kelly Shabari. We're going to have sex around the world. Pillow talk. Blow me. Blow you. Undercover lovers, sexy stories, tasty treats, fresh meat. Will my pussy melt this? That's where you call in. You tell me what to put inside my puss and we'll see if my hole can make it melt. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Every Tuesday with me, Ginger Lynn. Kelly Shabari. That's tasty Tuesdays. That's tasty. That's tasty. with a little girl in a Hollywood bungalow. Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light? Or did you know the lost ain't your city of night? City of night. City of night. City of night. Whoo! Go! Go! Go! LA woman. LA woman. LA woman, Sunday afternoon. LA woman, Sunday afternoon. LA woman, Sunday afternoon. Drive through your suburbs, into your blues. Into your blues. Into your blue, blue, blue. Into your blues. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see your hair is burning Hills are filled with fire If they say I never loved you You know they are a liar Driving down your freeway Midnight alleys roam Cops in cars, the topless bars Never saw a woman So alone So alone So alone So alone So alone So alone Motel money But a madness But a madness A chain of moods A chain of moods of gladness and sadness A chain of moods of gladness and sadness Motel fried fried That music makes me feel really dirty, really sexy, really naughty. She's touching my thigh. I'm touching Ro De La Grazia's thigh in case you can't. If you're not listening. That's my cankle. Your cankle? Your thigh? My ankle. Your calf and ankle. It doesn't separate. If you're not watching, you are insane. You need to go to skidrowstudios.com right now. And watch what's going on. I'm Ginger Lynn. And as promised, I have a lineup that you have no idea. We have, let me put my glasses on. That was great. We have Jason Ruse. We have Adele Fucky. Yeah. Fucky. How do you say your last name? You say Fucky. Fucky. Adele Fucky. Unfortunately, yeah. I like that. No, I kind of really like that a lot, Adele. I'm not surprised. Fucky. Adele Fucky. We have. It's Hindu for cocksucker. That's right. And we have Shani. Wow. Cardinelli. Cardinelli. Cardinelli. Cardinelli. A nice Italian boy. That's right. So we're going to start with you, Johnny Cardinelli. Okay. Welcome to the show. Thanks for coming in. Thanks for having me. How do you feel about titties and balls? Double part. I love having my balls scratched. And so our routine. Yeah. Yeah. Lightly scratched. I think all guys really do. I didn't know. Like by a person or a cat? Really? Like they like to knead. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. and we'll watch it for like a half hour stretch. Like light, like a light scratch. I'm like, ah, a little to the left, ah, right there. I prefer it too, but it's just to get the scabs off. She doesn't know that though. Old barnacle build as a moisturizer. Do you get your balls scratched for the whole movie? Yeah, usually for the whole movie. She usually passes out around 30 minutes in and then I have to wake her up. I have to wake her up for sex. That's how it works. She doesn't mind. Up until I heard about the scab part, I was going to come in and scratch her balls. I was going, yes, I know that. No, he has the scabs. I'm clean as a whistle. It's not what you think. It's a driven snow. It's a new scratch. Cigarette burns. It's not. I do. It's the only thing that keeps me hard now is cigarette burns. What do you think we are, Skid Row Studios or something? Clean it up. I think that's a paraphernalia. Down and dirty here. Down and dirty. But as for boobs, I like boobs. My fiance has A-cups, but as I like, I like to call them boobs. Oh, boobs. Yeah, boobs. You asked me, didn't you? You asked me about it? I did, but I thought you said you like... You said titties, right? I did. Okay, I always call them boobs. I don't know, titties. But I thought you said booze, and I'm like, well... I like booze. No, I don't like booze. Just beer. You are downtown LA, so we can probably find you something if you really need it. No, that's quite all right. So if we play a game, are you more... Would you prefer more that I play with your testicles if you get something right, beat your testicles, play with your titties, or you get to play with mine? Gee, those are my options? Okay. Pretty much. I guess play with my testicles. Oh, you want to play with your own or I play with them? Me last. Not hit. Me last. I want to feel the faster heat. This is why I sat right here. But that's if you get a question right. Sloppy Quattros? Sloppy Quattros. Do we all have to do it? You can all pick different things. Remember, this is radio. This really doesn't happen out there in the Internet land. We just... We are by Skid Row. It does here in Los Angeles. Now, Aaron, you look very nervous. Well, I always... I always look nervous. He killed a prostitute last night. You did? You killed a prostitute? On purpose this time? Where, in Van Nuys? I don't know the geography of L.A. I just, you know, went by my impulse. Okay. You know what? I bet she deserved it. I bet she deserved it, too. I didn't ask. What a way to see family, though, huh? Jumbo's Clown Room, what do you expect? Little tip, Aaron. Don't dump her in the L.A. River. You'll be found. Oh. There is no water in the L.A. River. Exactly. Thank you, voice in my head. There's none. No, I thought that was a China. I thought it was a town reference. No. Aaron, I have to ask you a question. Aaron, when you go on a date, do you ever go Dutch? We don't really have a dating culture in Sweden, but I wouldn't go Dutch. No, I would treat her to it, because women in Sweden are very... I thought that was a play on words. They think it's very important with gender equality. Right. And going Dutch would be a way to enforce gender equality. All right. You are getting a surprise. You get a gift right now. Oh. Oh, wow. Wow. She took the headphones off. I tell you, she's coming on over. She's going to make a shizmijing into her bag of tricks. He's looking more nervous. Oh, do you guys have to pee, too? We have a toilet right there. Oh, yes. If anyone does, the bathrooms are very far away here. Oh, yeah. So we do have a urinal. Okay. And it does have a bag. I'm going to put that over my face while I shit on the floor. I hate the smell. People have. That's so fucking hot. I know. Jason, you're really hot. I do write... I do reading cards. It just got wet. You've got to go on. This is a gift I'm giving to you for your wonderful no-Dutch dating. I like a gentleman, a man to be a gentleman. And so this is a penis sleeve. You put this over your penis, and then there's a suction cup for the girl. So while you're fucking her, you fuck and... I've been using one of those to clean a toilet. I'm using it all wrong. You're using it all wrong. I thought it was a really new-age bong, quite frankly. This is for much larger penises than mine, I can tell. It fits the size. It... Well... No, it had to shrink to fit the size. I didn't like it. Or... I mean, who has this type of gun? It's only got one insert for Italians. This is enormous. This is for people who were raised on meat and potatoes. Put it in the dryer. I was raised on gruel. Really, Ro? This is what's become of you? Hail Bacon, these candle holders. We've got sponsors, all right, buddy? We've got sponsors. And those sponsors demand things from us. You might want to try it out. Put it over your penis. Start fucking your girl, and you're going to have your dick in her, and the suction cup is going to be pulling on her clit at the same time. Or in Aaron's case, the other guy's balls. Yeah. My synovial capacity has been done. So serious. This makes me a lot of trouble, actually. Is that why you guys wear capri pants? That's a win-win. She's going to get spoiled. Why don't you just put... tape that to your fist? For your mother? Okay, you know my mother died before I was born. Before. Oh, wait a second. It's conceived by the devil. We have a special rapport in this group, and it's been escalating for the last few days. I had no idea what you're talking about. A little more of the flies. That's actually kind of heavy. Is that made of glass? It's high quality. Is it gel? Take it out. It's gel. That way, then... Try it on. Do a little dance. Take them both out. Would you like to try it on? That was dramatically sealed. From which end do I insert my member? The other one? You see that it's not made of glass. I don't know your member, so can I see your penis? You might have to have your membership renewed. Show me your penis, and I'll tell you. You might have to recruit more members. That would start me off in a new career. I'm friend-mating to you. I can actually help you with that. Show me your thumb. Just lift your thumb up like this. Okay, you have a big fat head. You have nice balls. Your cock gets thinner in the middle, and then you've got a bigger, thicker kind of consistency all the way up to the end of your cock. Like a baby fist. That's a surprisingly accurate description of my penis. I cannot tell you the size, but I can tell you the shape. So I'm going to say put the smaller end near your balls because you've got a bigger head on your cock. Like this. That's what I'm saying. Yes. Yes. You can get those pills to grow it. You guys are hypnotized by this horrible idea. And Aaron, do us a favor. You should video this when you do it. You'll go viral. This is all because he doesn't go Dutch. Oh, thank you. You'll go viral because his cock is hot. That's quite a lot. That's quite a lot. That's quite a lot. That's quite a lot. Why did I get that question? Save the time and money. I'm like, I like titties. I get nothing because I go Dutch. Well, you need a ball massager. Oh, no, no, no, no. You know, I'm just giving you a little bit of time each that we're going to get to the good stuff. Oh, that's right. We still have a quiz to take. Yeah. A quiz. Are we live? Yeah. Oh, shit. Now, Adil, you are, I'm going to describe you because you're very much my type. You're very sexy. I like the beard. Pirates is a queer being. I like the big dark eye. I like the tats. What kind of comedian are you? Are you a dirty one? Are you a nice one? I can't tell where to go. I'm not that filthy. No. You're disgusting. I'm less dirty than I was when I started. I'm not as dirty as this fuck. Everybody next to Jason is like a clean comic. Oh, yeah. All right. I agree with that. He's the filthiest comic around. Seriously. So I'm not as filthy, no. I've been known to curse. Yeah. Turn a phrase or two. In Sweden, we're filthy. We're filthy comics in Sweden, but they're so unfilthy in the comic space. Oh, yeah. Do you have like a basic filthy, dirty joke that you could tell? No. He's more of a storyteller. Aaron's got very dry, harsh. He's got good, dry, short. A woman walked out of Aaron's show in Sweden, and I asked her why. She said she'd rather watch her own son drown than watch that bullshit again. And that was Aaron's mother. Aaron. Oh. Dang. Oh. No, usually people just laugh at the name. Just fucking. The funny part is that my mother, before she got married, her maiden name was actually Butt. So if they got divorced, my name would be Buttfucky, and that would be... Buttfucky. Buttfucky. It's a good porn star name, though. Wow. Kind of a good name for a comic. A gay porn star, but changed. I tried out in Sweden while I was shit at it. You tried to be a porn star? No, I'm just kidding with the name, Buttfucky. Yeah, they called him the log father. He just ate through. He's sick. He's sick. No, actually, I'm not sick. I'm from India. I'm Indian-Pakistani, so bum. That's coprophila, by the way. So if you have a prize for me. Shit, dude. You got your balls. Things are sick inside. I'm sick. You know exactly the word for it in English. Eating shit. It's not even in English. It's also a fucking word for eating shit. That is one of those on... It's called Wednesday. Now, before we... You don't know all that shit. I love how Johnny wants the ball sucker. I know. I know. I'm going for it, too. Now, now, um... I just lost my whole... You're right. I'm sorry. Yes. Jason, I'm so sorry. Thank you for coming back. Now, the last time that I had to... Nice job, bro. Did I... I played Shock the Monkey with you, didn't I? Yes, and Christy pissed on my feet in a garbage can. How are your testicles at this point? All three of them? Yes. Well, you've grown I took a carrot peeler and I got... I decored the bad part out, but it's coming back around. I appreciate that. I promise today there is no ball shocking. No ball shocking. No ball shocking. I thought... What do you promise? What the fuck? Yeah, these guys can get their ball shocked. If you want your ball shocked... You lowered me down here with no ball shocking after all? I'm sorry. Unbelievable. No, just raise your hand and I will get the ball shocker out. What exactly is a ball shocker? Yeah. It's a tens unit and I put it on your testicles to ask you a question and if you get it right, nothing happens. If you get it wrong, I increasingly... Turn up the heat. It's like a ball taser the other way around. It's like that first scene in Ghostbusters when everything gets zapped. Oh, yeah. And it's just concentrated to your balls. That's amazing. Yeah. You'll shoot your gum out. Do you want children? Is that important to you? If I want children? He's already got three in his basement. After the ball conversation, I thought, do you want children? I was like, wait, I'm not a pedophile. Relax. What the fuck is going on? We need you to teabag some children. Yes or no question. Children or no? I'm sitting beside you and your breast is different. No, I would like to maybe someday. Do you have a minivan? All right. Or like Sunday. No ball grilling. Just yet. Not yet? Yeah. I can't wait to hear the after midnight show in this studio. How dare you, Carter? How dare you? How do you like your balls grilled? Do you want children? That instance, what the fuck just happened? Do you want kids? Because we have some here. They're coming in the studio. All right, Jason, we're going to start with you. All right. We're going to start with you. Ro, would you like to give them one? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? This is a paraphilia. Okay. This is a paraphilia. Okay. Now, she will give you the term. You have to give us a definition. What does this mean? And if you get it right or wrong, depending, it may be that your answer is so wonderful, you are rewarded. If not, you will be punished. Are you comfortable with that? I'm quite comfortable. Can they ask if we could use it in a sentence? Absolutely. Absolutely. I'd have to think about that. Okay. Is this going to work for me or against me? It depends. Well, you know what? If you like it, I think it's all good if you get it right. I'm going to start with this one. All right. Oh, that's a good one. So you guys already know what the, okay. Oh, we know the answers. We know the answers. All right, throw it. Okay. What is? Hang out your tits while you do it, though. Hang on to my what? Hang on to your tits while you tell me this thing. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. I want to see the one with the lump in it. Go on. Look at there. Look at me. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought that that was my microphone thing. I was like, oh, my headset. My finger on your nipple. Gummy bears. I literally thought that that was my headphones. I was like, it is hanging low. It's really hanging low. Okay. Acro tomophilia. Oh, God. I love that one. My pussy's getting wet just thinking about it. My pussy's wet. Oh. Okay, but what does it mean? Say it again. Okay. This is the tightest one quiz I have ever done. I've ever heard. Acro tomophilia. Acro tomophilia. Acro something to do with maybe acrobat, like something flipping or acro, acro. Now, remember, you get points for being Tomo. You get points for being creative. Acro tomophilia. Think about it. Let's see. Oh, is that what he's all sexual? Oh, I know. Acro tomophilia. That's when you bite the pimples off of somebody's back while you fuck them in the ass. Oh, that's gross. Gross. But, no. Okay, you know what? I'm going to give you points for that because it's disgusting and you're sick. Thank you. That is, that you're fucked up and you need some help. Messed up. Have you ever done that? Was I right? No. Not even close. Not even close. Not even close. I guess the cat's out of the bag, Jerry. But you got points from gender. I give you points. Yeah. But what is the real definition? Hold on, let me get my cock out. Wait. Okay, erotic interest is people with amputation. Ooh. Acro. Interesting. Double jeopardy. I like the fucking amputee in the ass while I bite boils off its neck. Oh, that's, you know, I used to like you, Jason. Feed it a sugar cube. What does your plenty of fish profile look like? Uh, that's me with my own shit on my chest. All right, Jason, so your choice is, I love hugs. Would you like to because I liked your answer. Thank you. Touch my titties, juggle them. Touch my pussy. Huh? Or have me rub it for on your balls. I love your balls. Rub it. I want to feel your tits. I'm going to hold romantic. You know me. I'm going in. Oh, that's why we have the rabbit. Now, I'm going in. She's going in, everybody. Right now, um, we've got Ginger Lynn taking out her boobs. Oh, wait a second. He's going in. He's going in. He's going to feel Ginger Lynn's boobs. This is, he didn't think that this would happen. Oh, yeah. God, are you okay? I'm fine. I told you it was going to get crazy. My ears at Stanley's prepared me for this. Oh, yeah. We used to work together at Stanley's. We had a great time. Damn, shout out. That was it. Oh, no. I got to get on a bus with a heart on. No, no, no. Don't worry. You're in L.A. Everybody's got a heart on on the bus. I rode the Metro down here. There was a lot of... Yeah. Oh, look at that. Jason, are you okay? Yeah, baby. I just want to point out that the guests on our show often want to come back on. And I think this is why. That is the most... Come back on would be something different. Hey, you're right. That's the most action I've had in two months. You're right. I got it wrong. Everybody's going to get wrong answers from now on. Yeah. Well, incentive. But I liked the answer. That was a childhood dream come true. That was a good answer. That was a very, very, very good answer. That's why you didn't get the punishment. You got the reward. You got the tits. Yeah. She does. Your shit's tight. Yeah. You know what? And these titties, they've been around for a while. Yeah. They're good tits. They're real. They're really good tits. They're real. I'm impressed. Thank you very much. And your skin's nice and soft. Oh, thank you. I didn't even put baby oil in today. Oh. That's the rose moisture. Are we interrupting a dinner? Yeah. Aaron's like, remember, I'll pay for the dinner. Because he's Jewish. So he won't actually. Because I want to be able to do whatever I want for you guys. That's right. We own the world, he said. All right, are you ready? Sure. Are you ready? All right, I'm going to give you an easy one. Oh, I want to see Adeel get his tits out. Yeah. Oh. I sound so Canadian. Out. Out. If you do not answer this right, I have the best titty thing for you. You will be getting your titties out and I have suction cups for your tits. You might want to think about this one. Great. All right, your word is Anil Lagania. Wait, how do you say that? Anil Lagania. Lagania. Anilia Gania. I actually know what that is. It's something to do with a pussy. You know what Anil Gania is? That derives from the Latin. Anil is the nails and Lagania is the tongue so that's when you like to suck out the shit from under the nails while you're peeing in their mouth at the same time. What the? You guys are fucked up. Are you guys right? Oh, he's wrong too? Come on, ladies. Oh my God. Oh my God. Where do you guys hang out? These are my favorite guys. If I did not have a boyfriend, let me get a 36 and I'll take a 47. I'm telling you. Supercise, please. I'll have the fries. I'll take all 10 nails, please. What? I would like to get my nipples exposed. May I do that? Wait, wait, we gotta give the answer. That's not the answer. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're getting points. That's the correct Latin. It's just a perfectly no. I just translated it. I'll just translate it. I'll just translate it. I'll just translate it. I'll just translate it. I'll just translate it. I'll just translate it. I'll just translate it. I don't think, I don't know what that one was, but that wasn't it. It's attraction by young men to older women. That's kind of what I said. How was that Mr. Translation? I know my English ain't perfect. This is not my first language. I'm terrible with communication. If we did it in Swedish, I would be spot on. It's just translation. It's a language barrier. Can you say what that would sound like in Swedish? Oh, tell me in Swedish. In Swedish? Which one? Anything. Just say something in Swedish to me. Yeah, say something in Swedish to me. Say that now. Look at me while you're doing it. Say it in Sweden. I'm looking my lips. It's when you like to put your nails in your mouth and suck out the dirt and then piss your mouth before it comes. That is exactly what that freaking chef in the Muppets said. That's how the chef in the Muppets said it. He says it every time. He says it every time. He's just saying something dirty. All right. I like to see there's subtitles underneath that as you were saying it. I need nipples. Borgi, borgi, borgi. He made no sense to us in Sweden. Right? It doesn't, right? He doesn't actually say anything. Shut up. All this time I thought he was actually talking. Can I sit on your lap? Adil's nipples look like cat's assholes. Oh my God. I've seen cats' buttholes and they do look like that. It smells like a 40-year-old virgin. Johnny, this is where look at this. I'm making it. I've had Thanksgiving with your father. I know. I know. He follows me on Twitter. He might be listening right now. That's right. He's excited here. Okay, so. What the fuck are you doing? Why are you in this? I like how you're getting a go at the reason. I'm just helping out, ma'am. I'm just helping out. Congratulations. You're now a Scientologist. I don't really, I don't see the problem. I'm trying to be a nice person like a good Samaritan. That's okay. I'm sure worse has happened. Yeah. Much worse has happened. I have a dad. My dad is fighting. You're from Sweden. How does that feel? That feels great. That's why I don't care about this. Yeah, I know. This is nothing. I'm a tattooed Pakistani guy. I don't give a shit. Okay, well give me these back. I'm going to get something else out. Forget about that. Come on, do it. Okay. Well, no. I'm just thinking it's not enough. Oh, turn it away? It's not enough. You need more? What is, is this the maximum? That's it. Let me give you something else. Hold on. Aaron. I thought it was, I feel so violated. It wasn't enough. It's like somebody taking a shit on somebody and it's like more. Give me something else. I ain't got more. I ain't got more. Wait, are we not able to see him naked because that, we need that shot. Oh, man. That looked that funny. What the fuck's going on now? Whoa, whoa, wait. Wait, wait. Didn't he just get his nipples thing? Now you're going to smack him? Oh, you can whack people with it? It wasn't enough for him so I'm going in for more. You said it wasn't enough? What is the matter with you? I didn't say that. Really, I didn't. I really didn't. What the fuck's going to happen now? It looks like a scene of a scene from Lost. Doesn't it? Yeah. It's like a fucking scene from Lost. More like a quest for fire. That's not the kind of hand job you want. He's a man. God, you look so in pain right now. Nothing. Wow. Do you want to lick it, Jason? No, I don't want to even be around it. I like how bad you are. It smells like burnt horse hair in here. Well, it's kind of because I fucked a horse yesterday. That was before we got in here. Yeah. I feel like the horse wanted it. I feel like, Aaron, you know a lot of these, huh? Yes, I do. Aaron, if we play again and we get back around to you, I'm going to get out the ball blaster. No, I'm not going to have the ball blaster. Because I'm just... I'm a two. What the hell? I didn't realize. I didn't think it through with the tattoos and the whole thing that I needed to go really deep and having hard. So the next thing we do is go into the balls. What's that? I'm listening. Yeah. You had about hard. Yeah. Wait, do you want funny or creepy? Creepy. Oh, it doesn't matter. Look at him. It seems to be more fun to get the answers wrong. Yeah. He's both funny and creepy. So wait, I mean, not that a lot of these aren't creepy, but... I was wondering why there's a lightheartedness over all this stuff. I realized disco ball. That's what it is. I know. Oh, this is a good one. Okay, ready? I'm going to do this one. Ready? Okay. Oh, God, I love that one. Okay, Masha... Masha Lanya. Mishalania. Yes. Whoa. I'm actually... What kind of pervert are you, bro? How do you know all these? Oh, my God. This is a murder in a way. It's really interesting to get the answers wrong in this studio. I'm going to go with... That's masturbation while trapezing over a mass grave. That's a good one. I like your answer. Thank you. Where would you get a trapeze at a graveyard? It's mainly in Bosnia, circa 1993. Wait a second. Ginger's going to give you points for that. Thank you. But do you know what it really means? I'm not quite sure, but I think it's when you're attracted to lots of different things. Armpits. Oh, really? Yeah. That's nice. I call it the other pussy. The tighter one for you. The tighter one? I thought that was the nose. Who are you fucking that your armpits are tighter than their pussy? I think it does pressure more tired. Usually the homeless, you know. The homeless. I'm guessing it's all a issue for us, really. What do you call when you bang the homeless girl? The homeless should be... It's called charity. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. That was terrible. Can they hear us? You call it charity. They call it a free meal. Yeah. Okay. So now, what is... So you get pleasure or pain. It's up to you. Now, I... Just kick him in the balls, make him feel alive for a change. What is that I could do? Would you like something pleasurable or painful? I would like grandchildren. I'm not so sure about children, but grandchildren I want at some point in the future. Okay. Then if you could take your outer jacket off and your top shirt off, I will be very gentle with you. You don't have to be gentle. I'm just saying I want grandchildren. Oh. Well, then... Kick his... Do you want me to kick him in the face? Are you kidding me? Fucking petrified. Another silverback gorilla enters the studio. Those sex toys look straight out of the 99 cent store. I'm not even kidding. The male grooming thing hasn't really made it to Scandinavia yet, so... What is related to Scandinavia? Male grooming. Yeah, male grooming. Oh. Manscaping, as you call it. Oh, okay. Okay, waxing? Go ahead, have a seat. Okay. I'm going to scoot you up. I feel like Aaron knows a lot of these terms, and I... Yeah. Aaron is a lot of those terms. No, I wasn't actually. I'm actually surprising the straight... Well, you're not kidding. Well, you're not kidding. That's what she's doing. Young women with no tits and short hair. I wouldn't make fun of those toys. Yeah, but it's not like boys. Uh-oh. Teasers ain't a thing for Tiny Tim. Oh, that's nice. Johnny, I wouldn't make fun of the toys if you're next. I'm looking. You can actually... I think you can go a bit harder. I'm dripping on the chair right now. Oh, my God. I think you can do more. Someone describe what I'm doing. We are just making... You know the pizza cutters? Yeah. That's what she's doing on his back. She's got a pizza cutter. Yeah. It's a spur. I think that's a spur. You want to get in on this action, man. An actual spur, like the jingle, jingle, jingle. It's called a Wharton's wheel. Trust me. A Wharton's wheel. It's each little needle. If I push hard enough, it's going to be blood drawn from every little hole and pore. I'm doing it gently now. Then just run it over the head of his dick. That sounds like something What is it? It's a Wharton's wheel. Actually, it sounds like something that might be Amish. If you can do this to me while I'm strapped to a St. Andrew's cross, I'll be in fucking heaven. You pronounced it wrong. It's from Jay. It's a Wharton me. The Wharton used to do that with his prisoners. I saw that mock-up. Strap a pizza cutter. He's got to put that in there now, though. Uh-oh. Oh, God. And then it turned into... Hey, dude, quick. Put this on. Bro, now's the time. It'll fit now. Get that snorkel over your penis. You should have told him to tell you. He's a dolphin. Uh-oh. Yes. Everybody, be careful on the metro on the way back. Now, what am I doing, Ro? Right now, you are... If he was a pizza... Getting back at your parents. He'd be... That end, if he was a pizza, he'd be sliced up right now. She's going over... You know what? It kind of looks like a nutcracker. I haven't drawn blood. No, she has not drawn blood. No, I won't. She's not doing anything. Are you nervous, Eric? It looks comfortable. Not really, no. No, okay. Very nice. Ginger pulled out this sex toy that I've never seen. It's like a wheel. Is that the first time you've ever had that done to you? Yes. I've had similar things done, but not exactly that. I get the feeling... You've had some experiences. Well, yeah, I'm Jewish. Okay, you've got to pick a good one for Johnny. The leather straps is sort of in the deal. Nice. I'm a clean cut one now, so be careful. Yeah, I'm scared of that. Yeah, right. Yeah, this is the worst kind. I'm the fucking scumbag. This is the guy with the dead kid in his basement. And that's just because I'm Italian. Oh, my God. Jesus. It's... Oh, come on, Ro. It's ticklish. Okay. Well, it will cut you if I were to push harder, but it wouldn't. But you can tell that it'll cut you. Yeah? Yeah. No. So it's like if we're in the alley down there and somebody tries to attack us, we're like, hey, hey, I'm going to cut your face. Don't fuck with me. You've got to come closer. Don't fuck with me. That's not a thing you say often. Oh, that's not... What those are used for? I thought that was like a diaphragm or something. Johnny, we will... We're going to have to take a quick little break before we come back and get off to a nasty, Thanks, God. It's like icing the kicker. Now you're not off the hook. It's like icing the fucking kicker. You are not off the hook. Nice try. You are. We will be right back. I'm Ginger Lynn and Friday is my high day. It's the last day of the week when I get to party with you all night long. You, me, and Ms. Radio Sapphire all together for a little bit of cookies and cream, a little bit of naughty and nice, a little bit of ginger, and spice. We've got confessions, splashing. I bring in food. I sit and I put my pussy, plop it right down inside that food, mush it around, let you know how it feels. We've got a party in my panties every Friday night. We've got the weekend wrap-up, just the tip, celebrity gossip, dirty movies, and more. With myself, Ginger Lynn, and Ms. Radio Sapphire, join us on Fridays for cookies and cream. We'll see you next week. I've had enough of fighting wrong. I've had enough of trying to love my brother. Ooh, I've had enough of being good. I'm doing everything like I'm told I should. If you need a lover, you better find another. Life is over. Living, moving, taking, never giving. Suspicion takes the place of trust. My love is turning into lust. If you get on the wrong side of me, you better run for cover. I've had enough of being trodden on. My blessed days are gonna be long gone. It's just that one cheek. Well, I ain't gonna turn the other. Life is over. Living, taking, never giving. I've had enough of fighting wrong. Ooh, I've had enough of fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. That's really good. That's a fucking great... I'm going to use it. No, you're not. Come on. To me, fucking... There's a parapillion here if you're attracted to TGI Friday, guys. So weird. Did you used to pick up TGI Friday great? No, I don't go to TGI Fridays because I worked there and it sucked. I had to work. So you say you don't like black guys. That's so racist. Oh, that is wrong. I never go there. My boyfriend would be very upset. I'm going to tell you about my friends. Have you seen Rose Ass? Black guys like the Rose Ass. Rose got the finest ass ever. Why do you think I invited her here? Do you know that I got to put this to you earlier? The first email address you ever gave me was Big Ass Comic. I don't know if you still use that or not. No. Oh, you don't? Okay. I'm kidding. I went legit. Big Ass Comic. I'm like, nah. I still remember it though. Oh my God. It used to be Big Ass Row. That was my website, bigassrow.com. And so I had a customer at Stanley's and I told him, oh, my name was Big Ass Row, blah, blah, blah. Well, it's changed. That was like years ago. So I'm at the bar one day and I hear, yo, Lard Ass. I'm like, okay. That's a lot different than Big Ass. Big Ass is one, Lard Ass. I might name my comedy CD, Yo, Lard Ass. Yo, Lard Ass. You speak Big Ass. You don't talk about Lard Ass. The artist formerly known as Big Ass. Big Ass Row, yeah. No, I worked at Friday's years ago when you had to wear the hats and the pins. They called it in the movie Flair, but it was like, but it's actually called Spirit. Or Suicide Watch. Exactly, yeah. It was the worst job I've ever had. Was this in New York or out here? In New York, yeah. They go, wear a hat to show your personality. I go, good. What shows go fuck yourself on a hat? That was my personality. I love you, bro. That's more of a t-shirt than a hat. I really do. You're right. I actually did have a hat that said, what the fuck on it. I got it in Little Italy. Did you guys ever see the short film Nick Swartz and Dunn called I Fucking Hate Mondays? No. It's not funny or die. It's all about a restaurant called I Fucking Hate Mondays. Oh, that's funny. David Spade did it. G.G.I. Friday. Oh, that's funny. It's really funny. They're all drunk. They're all throwing up while they're trying to work because they partied all night. I had that job once. It's a great short film. That's fantastic. Yeah. I Fucking Hate Mondays. We can't get, Johnny can't get out of this. I'm stalling. No, we're not going to stall Johnny, but I want to introduce everybody once more time. Once more. One more time. We've got Jason Bruce, Adeel, fucky, fucky, fucky. Aaron Flam and Johnny Cardinelli in studio with us right now, right here. We've got Ro. I tweeted all of you. De La Gratia. So did I. And Stevie. I retweeted. And Stevie. Do they have their websites? Good idea. Yes. I have shows coming up. Jason, what's going on? I'll be at the, in Venice Beach tonight at the townhouse. Oh, yeah. It's fun. Ooh. And then John Lovett's Club sometime in the next couple weeks, but it's all on my website and satellite with Neil Hamburger at the end of February. If you send me some emails, I will post them. Put it out on the show and let people know. Fantastic. I would love to come and see you. Just at jasonrous.com. R-O-U-S-E. R-O-U-S-E. Because all I've ever really done is shock your balls. Yeah. Uh-huh. And you take a hair off your tooth. I love, I got one of your pubes in my mouth right now. I'm going to get that out of there. All of us have ones, though. Yeah. I'm shedding, okay? All right. Well, if you hadn't taken all of us at one time on the break, you know, we would have, I've still got one in there. I know. I've got one in there. That's why they call them abomination. Have you heard about grooming? Grooming. I do, I groom him. It's just that he, he insists that I maintain eye contact while I shave his balls. Oh, that's dangerous. So you get, like, patches of hair still. And patches of blood. Yeah. Your hands are always cold for starters. And your thumb gets dangerously close to my anus every time. Well, you need to spread things apart to get in the right spots. Yeah, you need to have some kind of, you know, grip. Not with fucking Captain Hook over here. Have you seen his fingernails? No. No? They're well trimmed. It's for your pleasure. Yeah, that's not metallic fingernails. They're trimmed. They are. You're too aggressive. You're too pulley-tuggy. I've always treated you like a gentleman. I resent that. He does like gentleman treatment. He likes rape treatment. Does he take you out to dinner after? Next time you take him out to dinner, go Dutch. I definitely will. Yeah. No more dinner for you. Is that, when you go Dutch, is that when you wear a word in shoes where you piss on somebody? No, it has something to do with tulips, I think. Okay. Oh. That kind of came out of nowhere. That's sweet. It beats you to get orange because Dutch color is orange. No one listens to you, Adeel. Yeah, sure. You need a shower and you need Jesus in your life. Oh, another racist joke for Jason Rose. I'm so surprised. There was a guy promoting Jesus on the subway today, so. It looked like him probably. I do it every time I see you off. That was Jason. I've got one for Johnny. Wait, we didn't introduce everybody else. Oh, yes. Are you here with Johnny? I'm stalling still. Stalling. Just working. Wait, don't you guys have websites you'd like to promote? I actually don't have a website. I'm too sloppy. Oh, you are? I have a website, but it's in Swedish, so don't bother. Let's go to Johnny. Yeah. What are you doing, Johnny? Can you tell me in Swedish just because it turns me on? Oh, God. If you want to see my website, go to www.aronflam.com and you can read about all my gigs there. Dot com? Yeah, it sounds like a full-fledged website. No, that was dot net. You had to listen closely. The other one was thinking. But we're doing gigs. Give me me too, bro. But we are doing gigs normally every week. We're doing the parlor on Monday. Yeah, I was thinking. The parlor. Yeah, we're doing the parlor on Monday, yeah. That we know, and that he's just dragging us around to different clubs. So you're just dragging them around everywhere? Yeah. Jason, you're a good man. I'm just actually really good. We're booked at the parlor on Monday, though. At the parlor on Monday. I've got to get on with you. So if we go... What night are they performing in their underwear only, though? That's the night we want to go. It's Monday. It's Monday? I will be there. Finish sauna. Boxers or briefs? Down the line. Jason? I don't wear underwear. Scandal. I don't either. She's going to take off her underwear. You walked into that one. Yeah. Set yourself up. Johnny? I warned you. No matter what the answer to that question is, that's what we're doing. What's going to happen? Yeah. Freshly squeezed. No, Ro. You did not warn me. Ginger is sniffing her panties. I did. I did. I warned you. No, they smell. You gave me the address like 40 minutes ago. We don't believe you. Those are underwear, not a bounty. Sharing is caring. Passing them around. They're really nice. No, I guess they're passing them around. That's pungent. I'm good. I'll get secondary. No, they're good. Why is... Why is she eating the bread? She's scared of the panties. No, it's just something I love. Jason, they're fine. They're fine. No, they're delicious. It's not my hand that's wet. They're very wet. You guys were turning me on. My panties are very wet. Yeah, well. Johnny, would you like a whiff? I got secondary whiff. It was good. Pungent. They're playing hard to sniff. No, they're not. They smell like tulips. Oh, no. They're playing hard to sniff. I'm sorry. I have a really sweet pussy. I'm not apologizing. I've tasted it even. It's like mango. Thank you. Hello. Hello. Now I'm pissed off. Ask him a hard question. I get it. Hard questions. All right. I don't know if you're going to get this one. I'll get it. I'll get it. Toxophilia. Yes, I've done that a few times. That is when you piss into a girl's mouth while she's sitting on the urinal pissing. So in essence, you're using her as a urinal. You're pissing in her mouth and she's pissing at the same time. That's dark. I've done that. Wow. Whoa, really? Honey. Yes, I have. Was I right? No. I've done that. It's an arousal from archery. From archery? Someone's reading my letters. What are you doing? A nice bow. What do you mean? Like a hundred games or... So close. Yeah. Wait, did you really do that though? No, I didn't really actually do the urinal. What I did was I went into the bathroom stall in the men's room with my boyfriend. We fucked and I was like, and then we went to a really, really nice hotel. Went back out to the area where you sit in the sofas and there's the fireplace and there's the front desk and everybody's checking in and there's the piano player and the jazz musicians. And I sat back down and I went, honey, where's my purse? I don't know. I left my purse in the men's room, in the bathroom, in the stall. My boyfriend, I'm like, I'm not going in there. So he goes back in there to find it. And I'm like, no, it's not in there. He has to go to the front desk and they're like, yes, here's Ginger's purse. We know. Oh, man. Busted. Did they give you the look? Whatever. No, no. So basically you guys banged in the stall. That's it, right? Yeah. I thought he was peeing in your mouth. Yeah, that wasn't that dirty. Okay, all right then. Okay, we'll go to the pee in my mouth. So another night at the same hotel. Well, we really dragged it out of our backhand the other night. No, but I thought I was going to be shy about this. So I'm wearing a little schoolgirl skirt. This is shy. I know, I'm so shy. That's funny. And we're in Santa Monica and there's the pathway and there's little benches long and my boyfriend's apartment is right next to this really nice hotel. So we leave the hotel and I've been wearing this little schoolgirl skirt and it's all sexy and it's all hot. And we get to the bench and we stop and I'm like, oh, I have to pee. So I squat on the bench and I'm wearing little schoolgirl skirt. Oh my God. That's a ticket in Santa Monica. Little brown chocolate panties. I peed through my pants. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And he's on to the bench and he starts to put his dick in my mouth. So I'm sucking his dick and it's all great. He pulls it out. This is that TGI Fridays? Santa Monica. Shudders. So anyway. I was going to say Casa Del Mar right next door. Casa Del Mar. Right there. Right? That's what I thought. So he pulls his dick out of my mouth and he starts peeing on my chest and I'm wearing this white shirt and there's piss going all over my mouth and all of a sudden I hear there's a bicycle coming up and I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. So I take a stick and I put it in my mouth and I start swallowing the piss because I don't want anyone to know Don't want to know Is this called by the way this video is called the prequel to the human centipede That's where they get the idea You get a urination ticket These days yeah, yeah Yeah I covered no thinking was on her knees she was thinking on her knees Good girl and he's tall how long ago was that? yesterday Yesterday That wasn't very long. I swear to God, when you said you heard the shh, I thought there was a chopper. No, it was very recent. Is that on the list? Was it? Yeah. Oh, can we hear some more of these? Oh, that's under urology-mia. It is one? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Urology-mia. Oh, no, it is actually. Urination. That was my super name. Hold on, wait. Frank Urology is a great character actor. It's urination particularly in public on others and or being urinated on. Also referred to as water sport. Oh, water sport expert. And how do you pronounce that? Urologia. Urologia. Okay. That's urology-mia. Urology-mia. Okay. Wow. I have that fetish. Which one's your favorite? I have a paraphilia. I didn't know I had one. Really? You just discovered that now? That's kind of cool. You know what? I thought it was kind of normal because I do a lot of different things, but I never think anything is out of the order. Hold it. You thought that was kind of normal? Did you enjoy that, by the way? Fuck yeah. I really did. I really did. I loved it. I did after my own kiss. Can you enjoy it? A little euphelia in me. I did. I do. My animals. No, I'm just kidding. I know. I know. I look like a normal girl, but I'm really not. It's just a very German thing to say. It's German? No. Just say that you like drinking piss. Yeah. I love piss. In German, you'll be normal. They don't call it a golden shower in Germany. It's just a shower. Yeah. One of my favorite videos I've ever seen was a German video. It was shot. And they had this girl sitting in a dentist chair or a gynecological chair, and she had this. And she had this guy in a funnel above her. And guys jerked off into the funnel. Like guy after guy after. Oh, yeah. I've heard of that. Isn't that like Bukkake? Yeah, it's Bukkake. Yeah, but they didn't let it go. The guys are jerking off into the funnel. And the girls lay there. Oh, man. And then they release the thing. And there's just every different. Jesus. Load of plenty. It was sick. It was fucked up. And my pussy is so wet right now. I can't even say it. Where did you see this? This is at Toys R Us? I can't remember. It's on the internet. I can't remember. It's a funnel. She's telling you the experience she had. I want to know where this place was. A friend of mine sent me. It's a very special video. You can't just get it anywhere. Oh, but you never saw the video. Are you kidding? You Google searched that? No, I didn't see it live. No, I didn't Google it. Somebody sent it to me because they know my little. In the business, because you get some like bootleg stuff. What's some of the more exotic, arty sex things that you've seen via like home video? Anything that's kind of sexy, but kind of. Offbeat at the same time. I will tell you in just a second. We have to take a quick break. Johnny, you're not off the hook. Damn it. You are not off the fucking hook. I introduced you to your own para para para, whatever it's called. Para para. Paraphilia. Paraphilia. I introduced you to one. I found one that I'm into. Dendrophilia. The love of trees. Yes. What is it? Oh, the love of trees. What was the word though? Dendrophilia. Oh wow. You're good, Aaron. This guy. You know what, Johnny? You're not going to fuck. I'm going to do you now. I think that you fucked. Are we still on? Yeah, we're still on. Oh, okay. We're doing you now. You know what that one is? Which? You've done this before, Johnny. What is it? Rubbing against a non-consenting person. Oh my God. Oh my God. When I worked at the bank, when I worked at Stanley's. Yeah. Right now. I'm sorry, sir. I'll have a Chinese chicken salad. This very moment. It wasn't me. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. Johnny, do you like Naughty or Nice? Abomination with Johnny Cardinale. Naughty or Nice? Oh, the man. Oh, I don't know. Naughty, I guess. Right? Naughty. Uh-oh. We're at Skid Row Studios. Skid Row. Yeah, you got to go with Naughty. What the hell's going on here? Uh-oh. She's got a hibashi. Bro, if I need my job back at Stanley's, will this count against me? I'm going to show this to Annie. Oh, I saw this. You might want to bite on something. Uh-oh. Oh, this is good. What the hell is this? Just spread your legs. Uh-oh, Johnny. No worries. Just spread your legs. You better book me at O'Brien's after this. I'm just kidding. I think this is called sexual harassment in the workplace. I saw this video. Yeah, we've done this seminar. This is violation code E. Uh-oh. Somebody describe what I'm doing here. Oh, she's got ... Is that a hibashi? This is a shibari magic wand. A shibari magic wand. I thought it was a peppermill. It looks like one of those microphones. It looks like the, hey, whatever. Oh, yeah. It looks like a mic. I'm talking cordless mic. And she is going over Johnny's pant area. Scrotum. Oh, scrotum. Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Privates? Your privates? Johnny, the Cardinale privates. You know, Ginger's actually very gentle, though. She knows what she's doing. Yes. It's the first time his private's been inside the pencils. It's quite interesting. This is good. European guys, eh? When are we going to see this guy's cock? Yeah. What the fuck, man? What the fuck? We're all the way from ... The guys right there are like, all right, let's get a little crazy. Abomination wants to see a little more. Wow. I don't know. That's what I'm sensing. Good thing I had sex before I came here. Can you whip it out? With your fiance? Are you kidding me? No, no. I'm getting married in June. She's not anymore. I just got her in my room two months ago, so get it out. I told her I'm doing a little podcast today with Rho Della Grazi. Cannot invite her to the wedding. Yeah. Yeah, she's going to put the hair on your chest with her piss. Hey, there she really is. She's going commando. Yup, I really am. That's a ... I thought you might have put it back on. Right there. All right. Oh, they're still there. Yeah. Thank you, everybody, so much for coming in. Oh, yeah. You guys have been absolutely wonderful. We have had a great time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jason Rouse. Okay. Yes. Rouse. Rouse. Rouse. Sorry, Rouse. I said it right the first time. Adele ... Fucky. Fucky. Fucky. Yeah. It's pretty easy, actually. And Johnny Cardinelli. Thank you so much for coming in. Oh, yeah. JohnnyCardinelli.com for my shows. Oh, yeah. That's right. We have to get Johnny. Oh, I'm so sorry. Johnny Cardinal. What's coming up? Cardinale. Cardinale. Cardinale.com. Do you have the .com or do you have the .net? I got the .com. Whoa. Whoa. And my name is Johnny on my birth certificate, not John, so I didn't ... That's really how I use it. You really are a Johnny. I used to go by John Cardinale. Somebody had that website. So I said about, I don't know, eight years ago, I'm going to use my actual name, Johnny Cardinale, and then I got the actual website. Look at that. You look like a Johnny. And now I own John Cardinale, too. You look like a Johnny. Screw that. Yeah, my mom named me that. She thought I was ... Honestly, gosh, she thought I sounded like a little gangster name. She just liked that kind of thing. Johnny Cardinale. Johnny Cardinale. You're Johnny. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was shining like a star The beads of sweat were glistening As she and I were christening My car in Shangri-La And as it was in my tradition We'd run the conflict out of positions From routine to acrobatic and bizarre She said, now show me what you've got She looked so purely hedonistic As my insides went ballistic For the money shot And as the rhapsody subsided Dewey-eyed and thoughtfully spoken She confided her misguided plan to me And she smiled like a child And she said Yeah I want to live a life of sin I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai Surrender to the force that lies within I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai She had always been a wandering vine She grew up fast And filled out faster As she soon became The master of the finish line And while she lacked sophistication There would be no limitations To the lengths of deprivation in her prime She said, I'll be the bluest movie queen I'll live a life that's so divine Just sipping wine and blowing lines With Charlie Sheen Yeah, I'll be in all the magazines They'll tell me no one's looked so fine in 69 Since Tracy Lord's was sweet And she smiled like a child And she said Yeah, I want to live a life of sin I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai Surrender to the force that lies within I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai I wanna be like gingerlin Well, she can take it like a champ I wanna be like gingerlin She'll be the world's most famous tramp I wanna be like gingerlin They'll put her picture on a stamp I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai I wanna be like gingerlin La-da-dee, la-da-dai Ah, I am feeling so sexy, so wonderful, so fulfilled. Those guys love you. Were they not fabulous? They were fun. They were absolutely amazing. Stevie, what'd you think? I liked every single one of them. I didn't know what to expect with the comedians. You never know. I know. And especially when you get so many of them in the room at the same time. We've got Ro Della Grazi, my wonderful host, every single Wednesday. Yeah. We've got Stevie, my everyday good guy. What are you? You're my guy. I'm not quite sure. You're the right-hand man. Right-hand man. Left, the right. Left, right. Left foot, right foot. You're the... I mean, my man-man is of course Nick. Yes. But my right-hand man is Stevie. Stevie. Is Stevie. They were absolutely wonderful. I want to thank everybody once again for coming in. Yeah. Now, Ro, do you go on a lot of dates? Well, I used to. Well, now that I'm in a relationship, we don't date. You don't date anymore? I've given it up. Now that you're in a relationship, it all stops. You're supposed to still date. I guess so. Who are you? So you're not dating anyone now? Somebody goes... You just have a boyfriend. I just have a boyfriend. So they go, oh, is he going to get you for dinner? Is he going to get you flowers? I go, we're in a relationship now. Let's be honest. What? So, no, but I've date... Before I was with Chris, I used to go out on dates and I've had some real... I mean, real doozies. Like give me the worst doozy you've ever had. I think one time when this guy that I met in an alley, he... Wait a minute. You met him in an alley. That so sounds like me. Whoa. I know. I thought it was in construction because he had a wife beat on him. Was it Vaseline Alley? No, he went... Construction. Did he have the boots? He had a wife beat on him. He was like, yeah, I work. You know, I'm working. Yeah, where? I don't know. Anyway, we went to Buco de Pepos. Okay, now that's... I like that restaurant. Yeah, no, it was good, but it was a Tuesday night. He goes, I'll get an Adios motherfucker. I'm like, whoa, it's Tuesday night. Start with a glass of wine. I'll get a what? It's Adios motherfucker. What's an Adios motherfucker? It's a Long Island iced tea, but with blue Curacao instead of Coke. So there's nothing but liquor. It's like six lickers. Yeah. I'm like, what? And I was like, shouldn't we have wine? It's Tuesday night. But anyway, when we were talking, he's like, oh, I've been going to classes for English and math. I'm like, oh, that's great. And he goes, I've been out of the game for a minute. And you're like, oh. For a minute. Okay. Well, where were you? Oh, you know, I was in prison for like five years. Oh, for what? Drugs, guns. But then he had a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend, her name on his, and he covered it with another tattoo of bullet holes. Did he kill her? No, I was like, is she alive? And he's like, oh yeah, yeah. We talk every once in a while. I'm like, okay. So I went out with him one other time. I'm so glad that you met the man that you're with now. I'm listening to your lesbian relationships, your dating habits, meeting the guy that you met. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a plumber. Yeah. I was curious to see, you know, what they have. Of course. What they use when they work. So I go in there. In a white van. In a white van. He pulls out this. He's like, I want to show you this video. Oh, no. So I'm thinking, okay. So he's there and he's in his like fishnet stockings. Wait, wait, wait. Was he changing your pipes like this? No, I had my clothes on still. I'm just looking at this camera that he handed me. Okay. He was prepping for the next thing he was going to do while he was keeping me busy with the camera. So you're watching this video. So I'm watching it and I see just like his legs and his butt. And fishnets. Yeah, not like fishnets. And I'm thinking, what? Okay, whatever. He likes to cross dress. And then this thing starts coming out of his butt. No. I'm thinking he's having a rectal prolapse. Like he can push it out and pull it back in. Of course, any plumber can. Of course. That's one of the prerequisites. They learned that in plumbing school. They have that to be a plumber. It's the last class you have to take before your degree. Hello. So I see this and I'm looking. I'm thinking, what is that? It's huge. So you're looking at his butthole. Was there a stem? The stem was inside. So the stem side went in first. Oh, okay. Because that's the thinner part. That's the thinner part. Was this a Japanese zucchini? Was this a regular zucchini? I mean, Japanese eggplant? It was like the regular fat American eggplant. No, big old fat eggplant. I mean, they are delicious. It was huge. No, this was huge. I do love eggplant. It was really big. Get stuffed eggplants. We're like, okay, we'll talk about that. That was baba ghanoush. It was a bummer. That was what we said. Baba ghanoush. It's a great dish. It's delicious. What he did was though, I mean, I'm already shocked seeing this eggplant. So an eggplant's coming out of his butt, but going back in like he's the dog. It didn't go back in, but it was coming out. Now the wide end. So his asshole is stretching wider and wider and wider. He is giving birth to this eggplant. Out of his ass. Out of his ass. And I'm just. I'm scared because I'm allergic to eggplant. That's why I would be afraid. I was too. No other reason. I am freaking out in hives right now. Just watch him. Don't touch me. Oh my God. But he ended up getting the, you know the thing you scrub. A plunger? No, you scrub the toilet with it. It's like a. A brush. It's a brush thing. Toilet brush. Is that what they call it? Toilet brush? Yeah. He pulls the toilet brush out and he asks me. Now wait, wait, wait. In real life? This is real life. If I'm in a van. But you're watching the video of the eggplant. On a little teeny video. It's like on his camera. So it's playing on the little display screen. So you're watching the eggplant come out of his ass. And he pulls the toilet brush out. The toilet brush out. Okay. After I've seen this. And he wants me to jack him off with the toilet brush. What the? Yeah. Now. And he doesn't have a small dick. And he doesn't have a small dick. A bristly, hard. The bristly part. It's hard. The thing you clean the toilet brush with. The thing you scrub. Like if there's a skid mark. You will. It'll take it. You don't have to. You don't have to touch it. It's just from far away. It's from far away. There's a handle and everything. And he's begging me to do it. And I don't want to do it. Because I'm thinking that's going to hurt. Yeah. And he's like, oh, please, please, please. But you realize he had an eggplant up his butt. I didn't ask him if it was still up there at this point. So he can take paint. He can. Well, I mean, no. He couldn't. Because as soon as I started. Because I was thinking, I need lube. How do I do this? Well, also, he must have done this before. And so I put it on there. And I just, I shoved it on. And then he's like, you're mean. You're mean. You're real mean. And I was like, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. You asked me to do this. I'm not mean. I never would have done this. And so I stopped. And then he wanted me to do it again. And I was like, no. No. Because you're going to say I'm mean. And I'm not a mean person. This has got to be a paraphilia or something. Did you find this plumber on Angie's list is all I'm asking. I found him on Main Street. Ventura, California. Main Street. In front of a bank. Oh. Yeah. How did you run up? Did you go? I was walking. I was just out for a walk. And you said, I have some clogged pipes. Oh, he just like started chatting me. He asked me something. I can't remember what he asked me. It's been so long. But then he asked me to step into the van. And I was bored. So I was like, all right. Stevie, we've got to talk about this. You really should not be stepping into anyone's van. And then he wanted to jerk you off. No, he wanted me to jerk him off. I never would have gone for it. With a toilet brush. So what happened after you said, no, you're going to call me mean? He asked me to do it again. And finally, I did it again. And then what happened? Did he come? He never came. But what did he say? Did he say, ow, that hurts again? He just screamed. He screamed really loud. But it was late at night. So there wasn't anybody around to catch us. Thinking, though. I mean, wasn't it always like, did it bleed? This is bad. Did it bleed? It didn't bleed. It was really weird, though. Did he have a scruffy dick in the first place? He had a gorgeous dick. But was it scruffy and like abused? No. It looked like. Nobody had ever done that to him before. So you think he just saw that toilet brush and was like, I want to try it. You know, he might have just been twisted on something and got that idea. I think. Maybe he was on ecstasy. Ecstasy. He thought he was a lesbian. He's a friend of Rose. It will make you want to take a toilet brush and do things. I'll tell you that much. He's like, I've got all this gear. Everything feels great on ecstasy. That's probably what it is. Toilet brushes feel great on ecstasy. This will be like one of those commercials. Don't do it. Don't do ecstasy. Don't do ecstasy. Don't do ecstasy. Don't do ecstasy. You'll be in a white van with a toilet brush on your dick. Erotic. Did you get to cum? I never even touched myself. He never tried to touch me. And then what did you guys say? Did you exchange names? No. Nothing. Then I just got it. When it was over, I got out of the van and just walked off. There was no comment later. How was it over? What was the end? That was just it. Nice to meet you? It wasn't even nice to meet you. But I mean, he didn't cum. So you were. Were you? Yeah. Were you jerking him for a while with the toilet brush? And then you just went. I gotta go. It's not working. It's time to go. I'm trying to remember. Was that the most interesting thing that happened to you that day? No. I've had other stuff. No. Stevie. Really weird stuff happened. I have no idea. Really? Yeah. But I don't do it anymore. I used to really just go with strangers all the time. That's not good. I would jump into cars. I always met nice guys though. You know? Except for the ones with eggplants up their butt. I would think something weird was going to happen. And we'd be sitting at the beach and they'd just be chatting. And talking about their wives or their girlfriends or whatever was going on. Isn't it funny? They always have wives or girlfriends. Yeah. So. Have you ever. What is. Have you met a plumber? I have never jumped in a white van. What's that? You've never jumped in a van? What's some weird things like maybe happened to you that you. That you went with? You were like. I don't know. I mean I didn't. Because New York. It has something. Yeah. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I dated some guys that were just so like they were crack dealers or you know like more of the hardcore guys. Did you know ahead of time or. I probably had some sort of inkling. You know they weren't dressed up in a suit and take me out to dinner. We were. You. There's a wife beater in your alley. Ro. No I remember I made out with them. How do you meet the guys you date? This is not the right thing. This guy Andrew that was homeless and I remember I was like come into my car we'll make out. And he had a pellet gun. And a pellet gun. He had a pellet gun. What did he do with the pellet gun? He was like I got a pellet gun. I'm like oh that's crazy. And then we made out and then I dropped him off anywhere. Anywhere. Ever paying attention. Did it really matter? Didn't live anywhere? Doesn't live anywhere. I was like here's the parking lot. What made you pick up a guy? He was cute. And he was friends with everybody. And he was cute. Don't most homeless people like poop in their pants though? No he wasn't. I don't think he was that homeless. I think he was a you know. He did some squatting. Yeah. Yeah. I showed a guy a couch to sleep on. Okay. He almost got arrested. It was in this really cool building downtown. It was so weird. I've never picked up like a homeless person or anybody in an alley. But you must have had some strange thing. There's got to be a ginger story that was really weird. I did have one where it was just a bad, bad move. On whose part? Your part or his part? Okay. Everyone's. Everyone's a part. Everybody's a part. It was the first time I ever saw myself on a magazine cover. I was pulled. I pulled into this little, little convenience store, parked the car, went in, went to buy something and I saw myself on the cover of a magazine. I'm like, oh my fucking God. Yeah. It was Cherry magazine. I love Cherry. Cherry. And the layout was with me and another girl naked. And I was so fucking excited. I'm running around the store going, look, this is me. Look, I'm showing everyone in the fucking store. I'm showing grandma. Oh my God. I'm showing. I'm showing everyone that's in the store. The guy that's checking me out. I'm buying every copy and I get outside and there's a limousine parked outside and I'm thinking I'm in, I'm on the cover of fucking magazine and I'm, I'm, I'm 20 years old. I'm so excited. So I run over and I knock on the window. Some, some limo. You don't even know who's in there. I have pulled up to get, to get like a soda. You know, I'm on my way to my attorney's house. And I knock on the window. They open the door. There's two guys inside. I get inside of the limo. Yeah. And we drive off. I'm showing them a man, my magazine. Are they cute? Are they scary? They're very young. Very cute. Very young. Very cute. Very handsome. Very sexy. And now remember I'm brand new from Illinois and all of a sudden they start kissing. The two guys? The two guys. Oh, this is hot. Wow. Okay. You're not in any danger. No. I've never seen this before. I've never seen this before. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So you're shocked. It's brand new to me. They don't do this in Rockford? But I'm going, okay. So the cover of a magazine and guys making out all in one day. I'm sure they do it everywhere. Yeah. But I wasn't really, I wasn't familiar with it. Okay. So we drive up, we go up Mulholland Road and we're up in all the hills. And they keep making out? They're making out. We're laughing. We're talking. We're... Drinking champagne? There's no toilet brush in here? Drinking champagne. Somebody pulls a zucchini out of his ass. Yeah. A bee, a giant bee. Yeah. A giant bee. A gerbil. Something. A bug. It was the 80s, okay. There was a lot of snowing in Los Angeles. Yep. Lot of snow. We ended up at the beach. Lizards. And I remember the one guy going, if I was ever going to be with a girl, it would be a girl. It would be you. And so the other guy gets pissed off. Now they're in a fight. Fight. Bitch, you didn't just say that in front of me. We did not. No. Bitch, I will fuck. You did. We get in the car. You're asleep with her? Oh no. It's awful. It's over now. It's awful. Now I'm thinking one of them's going to beat me up. The other one's trying to come on to me and I'm going, what the fuck do I do? They drive me back up to the place, to a place up on Mulholland Road and drop me off in the middle of nowhere. Oh no. They kept my $100 bill that we rolled up. Oh, those bastards. Oh no. To do the, we were doing pirate- Spitballs? Yes. Pirate spitballs. Wait a second. In your eye? In your eye? They did that in the 80s. Really? No, I made it up. Cocaine in your eye? Well, I was using it as a- You see very wide, all your eyesight's wide. A telescope? Okay. Okay. Or a, what do you call those things? A telescope? Yeah. A telescope. A telescope. A periscope? What is that thing called? Oh, a captain's. It's a pirate- Pirate's scope. A looking glass for a pirate. Captain Morgan's scope. Yeah, the thing. I was looking through the scope. They were using it as a- Butt plug. A butt plug and a spit blower. So I left without my $100 bill. They dropped me off in the middle of nowhere. And what happened? Did you use your magazines to bribe people to get you back down? No, I hitchhiked home. You hitchhiked home? I hitchhiked home. And that was safe? No, none of it was safe. No, none of this was safe. I hitchhiked once from Santa Paula home. The whole thing? Really? And yeah, we had to make out with the guys. Who's we and why? Oh gosh. God. I don't know. It was James. You're like, can I just give you gas money? James brought a car and he was like, let's go to Santa Paula. Here's five bucks for gas. So we went to Santa Paula. And the guy whose car he had borrowed without asking was pissed. So we were stuck in Santa Paula. And with this girl, I think her name was Anita. And so we were hitchhiking. My friend Roxanne drives by and she doesn't even stop because she's like, is that Steve? No, it couldn't be. You were hitchhiking and your friend drives by and does not pick you up. He doesn't pick me up. Yeah. So we ended up getting in the car. These guys pull up and we got in the car and then halfway home they start trying to make out with everybody and we're like, what do we do? While they're driving? Not the driver, but the other guys. There wasn't just one guy. There was, there were two guys in the car. So yeah. Wait, so. They ended up dropping us off. There's like one signal light. Did you have sex with anyone? No, but they kicked us out. Because you said, I won't make out with you guys. We, it was kissing, but we weren't doing anything else. Oh, and then they kicked you out? And then they kicked us out because we wouldn't go to second base. In great. Yeah. Can't you just go, look, let's drive through Wendy's. I'll get you a burger and just take us home. There was no Wendy's. There was nothing. There's nothing in between. How'd I got some crisscross fries? Here you go. Thank you. I'll get you a frosty. Can we just get a ride home? For God's sake. Did those guys ever show up at some point and say, do you remember us? We picked you up? No, no, that was it. And the thing is I was supposed to shoot for Playboy for, I was doing a Playboy video the next day and I took a taxi home. I hitchhiked, somebody picked me up and then they dropped me off at an area. I took a taxi from there and I could not remember for the fucking life of me where my car was. I had to call Playboy and say, I know I'm supposed to shoot today, but I don't know, I have a car and I don't know where it is and I can't get there. Oh gosh. Did you ever call? It took me three days to find my car. Three days? Three days. I knew it was on Sunset Boulevard somewhere, but I couldn't remember when. And where was, but you eventually found it. Yeah, I was at the way wrong place. Oops. Yeah. Did you have a ticket? Because you got a ticket. No, no, I had a Capri hatchback. No one's going to give you a ticket. They don't care. I feel bad for you. Where can I get one of those? I need a Capri hatchback right now. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. Oh. It's like having a LeBroken. Well, there are a few tips I have for a first date. Oh yeah. First date. Okay. First thing, if you're meeting on a first date, always show up late. Why is that? It says do not show up late. I know, but I disagree. Okay. I say if you're meeting on a first date, let them get there first. You show up late and you make the grand entrance. How late? Yeah. How late? Five minutes, 10 minutes, 15. I'm about 20. 20 minutes. That's my average. 20 minutes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I say my personal opinion, show up 20 minutes late. You know, Ro and I are going to try this on. Well, she breaks up, which I doubt she will. Yeah. Anytime soon. But she does. I'll tell him to go to the restaurant and I'll be there in just a bit and then I'll wait 20 minutes. You can text along the way and go, I'm right there. I'm going to be there in a minute. Yeah. You know, miss you. What if I take 20 minutes in the bathroom, but then he'll think it's something else. From the bathroom? Text from the bathroom? I'll be right back and then I spend 20 minutes in the bathroom. No, then you look like you're- You're taking a poo. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah. That's not good. Unless you have that poopery stuff. Yeah, that's right. The what? Poopery. Some of those poopery, you like spray it. I haven't tried it yet. My friend swears by it. You spray it on the toilet water and you don't smell a thing. Yeah, but who cares when you leave the bathroom? Oh, if you're at their house. At their house. Yeah. Yeah. Poopery. Oh yeah, you know what? We went from the- I kind of went- It's like if you're in a van. If you're in a van and you're taking a crap in a bucket. If you have a bucket. I have a bed pan right there in case you need it. We can spray some poopery and nobody will know. Where do you buy poopery? Is it called poopery? I think it's online. You've got to see the commercial. They probably have poopery.com. It's the funniest commercial ever. Jenny, can you make a note for me to find poopery? I have to find poopery. It's the greatest commercial. We should get a sponsor like that. Poopery. Poopery. I think they just got a spot. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? We need a sponsorship like that. My second recommendation on a date is talk about yourself all the time. But this says don't talk about yourself. You changed it. But if you talk about yourself- I'm just thinking- You let them know. They kind of get too much and then they can kind of find stuff out about you. But I am too much. And if I let you know ahead of time who I really am- That's a good point. The thing is on a date with me, I'm not going to go in and go, and then I was full. And then I was four. And then I did this. If you don't realize who I am right up front, there will be no second date. You need to know that I'm the girl that I am, that I'm as wonderful, wild, nasty, naughty, wild, wonderful, quiet, outrageous. You need to know it all. Yeah. So I am disagreeing with everything so far on the list. Okay. That's okay. What's the next one, Ro? The next one, I turned the page and there was nothing and I realized it was all in you. I was like, oh, that's it. Okay. Don't throw chivalry out the window. That I agree with. I agree with that. I want a man to be a gentleman. I want him to pay for dinner. Yes. I want him to take care of me. I want him to compliment me. You have to let the man be the man. Absolutely. Stevie, how do you- How do I what? How do you handle that situation? Do you get more masculine men or more feminine men? If I have facial hair, guys are very nice. They're very much gentlemen. But if I shave, they're very rough. Really? Yeah. It's very strange. I just figured this one out. But yeah, they back off if I have facial hair. Wow. Wow. Well, those are our few little segments of- I don't like this don't get drunk one. Don't get drunk? Yeah, it says don't get drunk. Yeah, don't get drunk. No, get drunk. Get drunk? Yeah. But you don't want to appear sloppy or out of control. Well, screw that! We are out of control. Always sloppy, always out of control. Oh, goodness. Oh, my goodness. We'll have to revisit this. Roh Delegrazie, I want to thank you so much for coming in today and for being my cohost. Ginger, I love you. Yes. I absolutely, absolutely love it. Are you having a good time? I'm having a blast. I am too. I am too. And I've only done one of the Have You Evers? Oh, yeah. We've got many more- Oh, we've got more. ... things to do. Yeah. I want to thank Angelina Valentine for not showing up- Yeah, thank you. have you evers. So we've got many more, many more, many more things to do. Yeah. I want to thank Angelina Valentine for not showing up. Yeah, thank you so much. Oh, she's wonderful. That was amazingly awesome and wonderful. One of the best you've ever done. Oh, killed it. I agree. Nailed it. Nailed it. Totally nailed it. Right up there with what she always does. I want to thank Jason Ruse, Rouse, Adil Faki, Aaron Flam, and Johnny Cardinelli for coming in today. You guys were absolutely wonderful. I want to thank Ro De La Grazia for being my host. Steve for being here. I want to thank everybody, Jeremy, Jenny, Nick, everybody for being here. It's been a wonderful show. We'll be back tomorrow. Come back again and play with us. Bye. Bye.!