Interview with wrestler Buggy Nova and sideshow performer Nick Sin

Welcome to my life. I can take a wild guess. You know what's crazy? What is this? Sushi means sex. What is going on on this show? It's the lighter side of the dark side. Oh, no, he didn't. What did you do, man? What did you do? Yes, it's Thursday night at 8.05, which means we're five minutes late as usual. It's the Dark Mark Show, the lighter side of the dark side. Hello, Dark Minions. It is the Thursday Night Freak Show, and we've got quite a show tonight, especially if you like strong, beautiful, dominant, feisty women and guys that I've never met but seem pretty cool. I've got, I should do this like real wrestling style, but in this corner, Wang, and even if I knew we were weighed, I wouldn't say, but Wang, I don't know what she weighs, but she's been in the WWE. She's been in NWA Hollywood. She's been in Shimmer. She's been in every independently that you can think of, AWS, whatever that is. She's been in every independently that you can think of, AWS, whatever that is. She's been in every independently that you can think of, AWS, whatever that is. Sometimes known as Skylar Moon, but we know her as Buggy Nova. Hey, hey, I'm here. Thanks for having me. And Buggy's friend, Nick. I don't know. The evil Nick Sin. Your name is Nick Sin? Yes. Okay, we're going to get to you a little bit too, because I know nothing about you, but I'm glad you brought you here. And Liz Lightspeed is on her way, and even though it's how ironic her name's Lightspeed and she's late, but she is on her way. She is a fetish model. She is a fitness model. She is an MMA fighter. She does all sorts of crazy stuff. And so it's the Dark Mark show. Unfortunately, or fortunately, whatever your perspective, my usual co-host Josie Cat is in Vietnam, chilling. She's doing a whole Far East vacation. Oh my God. But she will be back next week. So I'm doing the show solo. I didn't know if I needed a co-host. I guess Nick is going to be the co-host this week. All right. So yeah, you're the co-host, Nick. Sure. So you're the first male co-host I've ever had. So, and normally I like my co-host to have large breasts. Yeah, I wear a lot of eyeliner too, so. That's good. That's good. That makes two of us real men wear eyeliner. So, and some women too. So before I get started, I want to let you know, this is part of the comedy block here at Skid Row Studios. You remember Thursday nights, like there was one funny show after another on TV. Right. And now it's like, what's going on? Oh, it's awful now. Tune into Skid Row Studios. You got the Dark Mark show, freak show, crazy stuff every week. Last week we had contortionists, one-armed people. We had Matt Zane a couple of weeks ago. We always have crazy, weird guests. And then after the show, tonight, stick around, nine o'clock, Nestorius Public Radio, Nesta Rodriguez is going to have my friend, the 420 comic. You smoke a little pot, don't you? Oh, yeah. Nick? Dabble. You dabble a little bit? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you would love the 420 comic. He's going to be on the stories, Nesta Rodriguez, Public Radio. Right after this show, I imagine that there'll be some pot talk there. And then at 10, stick around for I'm Burger. This guy rages against the machine. He tells the government and the powers that be where to go. And I'm sure he's going to have some interesting things to say about the cops tonight. So definitely make this your Thursday night location. Go to Skid Row Studios. Watch our crazy freak show, then Nestorius, then I'm Burger. And also I'm doing a show, if you're watching this live and you want to get out, go to Flappers at 10 o'clock. I'm performing with Andy Dick tonight. That should be pretty exciting. And so I won't be listening to Nestorius and I'm Burger live. I'll catch the replays. But also if you are interested in sponsoring the Dark Mark show, go to Dark Mark at darkmarkshowatgmail.com. Now, Buggy Nova's here. Buggy, I met you at Bar Sinister. Yeah. I was, and it was interesting. Nick, I got to tell you, this doesn't happen every day. If he turns around and sees me, he's like, oh my God, look at you. And that doesn't happen all the time. Do you remember that? You turn around and you're like, oh my God. I don't remember lots from that night. That was quite a night. I'll trust your word. Yeah. So, and then you were hanging out with our friend Robert Rex, who has his own podcast, The Rap Hat Podcast. And then you see, we kept bumming each other the rest of the night. I was hanging out with some friends of mine and half naked women. And you compliment my taste in women. Yeah, you have great taste in women. And I was very, I was very, I was very, I was very, Okay. Yeah. So I was very, I'm trying to, I'm trying to coordinate everything. Forget Liz Leister. Let's talk about you, Bucky Nova. So you're like, I'm a professional wrestler. I'm like, no way. And then I didn't believe it. So I went online and there's a lot of stuff there. There's a lot of interesting things. And I didn't know that you, not only were you an independent wrestler, but you got called up to the big leagues. You were in WWE for a while. And now, first off, Bucky Nova, love the name. How did you, how does that come up? Thank you. Well, before I was a wrestler, before I even thought about wrestling, I wanted to be a model. And it was one of my photographer friends who suggested that I come up with a name, something that when people said it, they would think of me, something different, nothing like, you know, Ashley or Brittany or something like that. What? Cats? Cat Kitty. Yeah. Like all the balls I know, like Cat Kitty, all that stuff. Right. So I kind of wanted it to be a little off the wall. And so I think it was my MySpace name at the time. It was like Crazy Baby. We're going back here, folks. Remember MySpace? Yeah. I was like in middle school and jailbait. And my name was Crazy Baby. And so I wanted to come up with synonyms for crazy and Bucky was one of them. Oh, okay. It's a synonym for crazy. So you consulted a thesaurus. I did. I used the internet because I don't. And where did Nova come from? Nova came because it's kind of cheesy, but Oasis was playing. Ah. Champagne. Champagne. Yeah. It's very cheesy. But I think it's a good name. I thought it was appropriate because it means star. Nova is a star. So it's like crazy star. Crazy star. Crazy star. That makes sense. Yeah. And Nick, how did you get your name? No, I'm just kidding. Anyway, so that's that mom and dad very, yeah, I know how it goes. But Bucky Nova, so you've been wrestling for what, about five years or so? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Since I was 19. Yeah. 24 now. Yeah. I was surprised how young you were. Yeah. Which did fine with me. But as I was saying, you've been wrestling the independent circuit. Yeah. Which intrigues me. The whole, because I've been out of the wrestling thing. I used to watch wrestling when I was, you know, like you in the MySpace days, like 13, 14. And I kind of grew up, lost interest in it. And apparently there's a whole generation of people that comic books, Star Wars, all that stuff. All those nerds. They just kept going with it. Oh yeah. And I dropped off. And now like there's a whole subculture of people that are into wrestling. And every now and then I watch wrestling. I turn it on. And most of the time it's like Hulk Hogan's still fucking wrestling. It's like weird. You know, Ric Flair's still wrestling with his. That's crazy. 60 year old tits. I mean, it's weird. So it's, so that's what, that's what's going on. And the female, that was always like, and I'm going to get a little backstory about female wrestling. And then as far as I know, and correct me if I'm wrong. All right. So back, and this is way before both of our times, like back in the fifties and sixties, it was like the fabulous Moolah and Mae Young and these girls that, for lack of a better word, and I think Mae Young just passed away, unfortunately. I think I read something about it. Unfortunately, for lack of a better word. And I don't know. I don't know. This is probably giving me trouble. A little dykey. Not, not, not, not the hottest women. They sort of look like our producer, Jeremy, in drag wrestling. Yeah. So that's Jeremy over there with the negativity, negativity shirt. So, so, and then, and then I, then, then it was like Miss Elizabeth and all these girls and they were a little, little cuter. And then like China came around and I was a whole, what the fuck was that? And then, and then. It's good porn though. The China porn is good? No, it's not. Because please, I don't watch a lot of porn. I really could use all the reviews I can. I know she did a few parts. How are they? They're awful. Really? Yeah. It's like watching Herman Munster fuck. Well, see, I, you know, I kind of got, so I would sort of like that. Yeah. Herman Munster sex video, I could kind of see, but. He's into it. I'm not that into it. Ladies. No, this is what I've heard. This is what I've heard about the China video. And I have friends that have watched this. So we're going to derail off the history of female wrestling. The China video that I'm aware of, Nick, is people say that. That her clitoris is very large. I want to see it. Yeah. As a matter of fact, larger than a lot of penises out there. Is that correct? I, I saw just snaps of it. I didn't watch it. You're the one who brought it up, Nick. Hey, come on. You jerked off to it right before you got here. Right, Nick? I did. Please, I know. I had a bottle of wine with some candles. I'll tell you what. I met China at the Rainbow once. And she was a lot more feminine than I thought. Nice. You know, I hear that. People tell me that. She was shorter and a lot more feminine than I thought. The camera must add. Camera adds 10 pounds. 10 pounds and a lot of ugly to her. I don't know what happened. But she was like, I'm like, she's almost attractive. It's really, it's not like I'd be bugging over. I'm like, she's really attractive. I would for the story. I would, but to get her on the show. Yeah. You want to come on the show? You have to fuck me. Okay. I'd do it. I would do that. All right, deal. I would do it. Sure. Why not? But yeah, sure. I mean, why not? I mean, Dick would, right? Sure. Yeah. I'd watch. All right. China, if you're there, call us at 1-800-893-9562. Nick and I will both fuck you while Buggy Nova watches. I'll hold the camera. So you're leaving out the fact that I'm three feet tall. So that's even better. Well, I was trying to ignore the fact that you're three feet tall. Well, come on. Three foot tall guy fucking China? I noticed, Nick. I noticed that you were three feet tall. It didn't escape me. Your listeners don't know that. No, but there's a camera on you too. So people do know that. Well, you are sitting down, but they can see you're a little shorter than Buggy. Buggy's 5'8". So yeah. Nick is a little person. He's three foot tall. Little person. Little person. Are you a dwarf or a midget? Let me know. It's all the same shit. It's all the same shit. Yeah. But down there, it's all good, right? It's the third arm. Yeah. It's bigger than China's clit. I hope so. Okay, good. If it's not, we'll have to fight about it. Right. And as I say, you've seen the porno. I have not. Yeah, I don't watch a lot of porn. It's weird. Because I have Matt Zane in here, and he directs porn. And I was like, I don't watch a lot of it. I jerk off to Lifetime movies. I try to get a challenge. But anyway. 16 and Pregnant. Although, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a turn off. Too far. That will turn off any man. Really? You think any man thinks that's hot? Probably not. No. That's like every man's worst nightmare. Yeah, I guess so. I was trying to think of a Lifetime movie, but nothing came to mind. So I said 16 and Pregnant. No, that's. I figured that was close enough. No, no, no. Lifetime movies are like, you know, old women. Sally Field. Sally Field, yeah. Melissa Gilbert. Steel Magnolias, right? Steel Magnolias is good. Because you got. Sally Field. You got Shirley MacLaine. You got Dolly Parton. You got Julia Roberts. You know, you can have a. You know, for a small reason. Alfrey Woodard, I think, is in that. You can get everything. But I digress. So we're going to get back into female wrestling, right? All right. Back to wrestling. Okay. And we'll get back. We'll get back to what Nick and I jerk off to a little bit. And what Buggy jerks off to. Oh, yeah. Because I did a lot of research on you, Buggy, for the show. And Liz and Charlie Haynes, who was supposed to be on the show, was a gorgeous lady. He's a wrestling. And so much so, I had to switch hands. It's been a fun week. And then this is sort of when I was tuning out of wrestling is there was, well, there was Sable. Oh, yeah. Sable sort of came in. Right. And then right after her, they had somebody. I read an interview with you. Your two heroes, Trish Stratus and Lita. Yeah. And you strike me more as a Lita girl than a Trish Stratus girl. Yeah. Well, I like Trish for the reasons that I like Trish. Like, I feel like I kind of relate to her in the sense of, like, how she got into wrestling. And how, you know, she started modeling first. And she never really thought about being a wrestler. But she kind of just tried it. And she fell in love with it. And I have a lot of respect for that. Because she's, like, now one of the greatest. Right. People think female wrestling. Well, I think female wrestling. And I think Trish Stratus. Yeah. I don't know what she's doing now. But she was definitely a force to be reckoned with in the wrestling ring. But, you know, and then sort of, like, that sort of being a came to thing is, like, not Lita. But sort of, like, the Trish Stratus clones, the blonde. Yeah. Kind of. Boobies. Pound boobies sort of look. Yeah. Tits and ass sort of thing. Yeah. And then right now, I guess the big star in women's wrestling is AJ Lee. Yeah. Who you wrestled in your first match. I did. I love AJ. Really? Yeah. Does AJ love you? Yeah. I'd say so. Okay. So how does that come up? So how do you get the call from, I don't know, I'm sure it wasn't Vince McMahon. But how did you get the call to go up to WWE? Oh, my God. Well, the way it happened was all just, I mean. It happened so fast. I had a friend who I met through wrestling. He's saying that, you know, I'm emailing this girl. Do you want to be in a WWE commercial? And I'm like, fuck yeah. Of course. Yeah. So I gave him. And you were independent wrestling at this time? Yeah. I was still doing the indie scene. And so I give him my information. He sends it to her. She emails me and asks me if I want to do a tryout in Raw, which was in Anaheim, I believe. Mm-hmm. And then I think there was. I think there was like SmackDown in Vegas. So I was like, oh, like, hell yeah. Like, I wasn't, I got more than I expected. So I did the commercial. And then the next day I drive out to, it was either Vegas or Anaheim. So what was the commercial? Were you SmackTalking or? The commercial was from Walmart with Sheamus. Okay. You got to go. I go Walmart on this show. And yes. So you were doing, you were in a commercial with Sheamus. Yeah. So what were you doing with him? Well, all I was doing, I was just a prop. Like, it was me and this other girl. This under, Lizzy Valentine. Mm-hmm. We were two wrestlers that they called for it. And I wore like a really tight, slutty, sexy dress. And I just like, I was like walking in the background while Sheamus was like talking to the family. And it's funny because like the wife was like hitting on Sheamus and his. Oh, so he was talking to like fans in the crowd that were family, right? Sheamus in the commercial? Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. No, it was like, it was like a commercial. Like they were trying to sell action figures. Oh, okay. So he's like in Walmart. I don't know. No. Like backstage. Okay. So you were just walking in the back. You were extras. Yeah. Just hot girls walking in the back. Just hot girls. Yeah. I was hot girl number one. Because Sheamus is hanging around. Yeah. And Sheamus, if you don't know, and I had to research this because I saw Sheamus on your website. I didn't know who the fuck he was. It's like some Irish guy who's like really pale. He's got red hair. I love Sheamus. Okay. I'll have to. If you say so. And so I'm not sure how that worked out. Because the thing is, when I watch wrestling, that's why they keep bringing the old guys back. Because I see these new guys. I'm like. They don't do anything. They don't do anything for you? Well, you know, I'm a grown man. So no. No. But the women's wrestling. Yeah. And back when I was watching wrestling, there was two big ones. Uh-huh. WWF. Now WWE. And WCW. Yeah. Now it's just WWF. Really? They kind of took over. There's another thing called TNA, which I think is hilarious. Right. That there's a wrestling organization called TNA. Total nonstop action. Is that what it stands for? Yeah. I think they changed it to impact. They're just impact now. TNA works. I like TNA. I told my dad. I'm like. I'm watching TNA. I'm watching TNA. And he's like, what? What are you watching? And I'm like, it's wrestling. Yeah. Dad hasn't seen your YouTube channel, apparently. So Nick, how do you know Bunny? She actually just kidnapped me. I just kidnapped him. Not a lie. This is our first time hanging out. This is our first time meeting. Really? He's my internet friend. Oh, okay. We're so sketchy. So are you like a wrestling fan? I am. I'm actually a sideshow performer. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, do tell. What do you do? And where do you do it? I live in Portland, Oregon right now. I just moved from New York City. Okay. Coast to coast. Yeah, I'm going to be in Portland in a couple weeks. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Aw. Here we go. Party. Yeah, we're going to party. Fuck yeah. I hope China's in Portland. It's actually the strip club capital of USA. So I'll take you to all the strip clubs. I'm not big on strip clubs either. No, you will be. No, no. I've been to all of them. Trust me. No, everybody tells me, oh, you're going to go to this strip club. It's the same shit. No, no, no, no. You get to suicide girls, like tattooed up in- I've been to punk nights on, yeah. Yeah. As I am, it's the suicide girls. You give it a chance. I'll take you out. All right, Nick. We're going to hang out. Yes. So you do sideshow performing in Seattle. So what do you do? Portland. Portland. I do a lot of straightjack escapes, putting shit up my nose, being three feet tall. Well, being three feet tall, that automatically qualifies you. Yeah. Like there's no application process. It's like, okay, you're three feet tall, you're in. Three feet tall, give me money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I do. So is the sideshow circuit pretty big in Portland? It's pretty big, but there's always a need for it across the world. Yeah. So is that what you're doing in LA? You're going to do a show here? No, actually, I'm doing the LA Out show. I'm actually a fine art dealer as well. Oh, okay. Which is kind of fucked up. And you guys met on the internet? Yeah. Yeah. She started stalking me on Instagram. Oh, you were stalking him? Is that what happened? Well, you know. She started stalking me. Yeah. And I got in a car today, not even knowing if she was going to kill me. No, I told him. I could be a serial killer. The night is still young. I mean, you know, she's got to do the show. Yeah. So you're good till nine. After that, I can't guarantee anything. Can't guarantee anything. I can't guarantee anything. Hey, we got a bottle of wine, so. Yeah, that's the first mistake. Yeah, I used to work in Coney Island and all that stuff. Oh, that's great. So you were doing, yeah, sticking shit up your nose in Coney Island? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So why did you move from there to Portland? Strippers. I don't know. I sense a pattern here. Actually, I own a pizza place in Portland, Oregon. And I just started working out there. And I was doing a lot more shit out there than I was in New York City at the time. And rent was a lot cheaper. So I said, fuck it, you know? Yeah. Well, good for you, Nick. Thank you. Come out to my show in Portland. We'll hang out and, you know, come out to Flyers tonight if you want. What are you performing in Portland? Well, I'm still figuring that out. Well, let me know. I'm not actually there to perform, but I'm going to do a couple dates. I'm there to see some friends. There's a lot of open mic nights and stuff like that there. Right. Well, yeah. I got a couple showcases. I think I'm in the lineup. And so I got some connections. But enough about me. Now, you wrestle the independent circuit. So you were in WWE. And they've got this thing called NXT, I guess. Yeah. NXT. Which is sort of like the NXT. Yeah. Which is like the farm system. What's that? I mean, in baseball, they have a farm system where people, before you go to the Dodgers, you go to the... Oh, really? Right, right, right. Some farm community and... Yeah, development. Right. So it's a development. So it's kind of like you get to practice before you hit the big leagues. Yeah, basically. So you were in... To find groomers. So you were in that. Yeah. It was fun. So that's the big time. It was the big time. I made it. I could die happy. Yeah? Well, wait till 9 o'clock. Yeah. We got a whole show to go. So what happened? So, I mean, what happened? How come you didn't... Well... How come you're not on TV right now? Well, you are in the Dark Mark show. Technically, yes. Well, I was diagnosed with an eating disorder when I was 19. Oh. And while I was in WWE, I had a really bad relapse. And they offered to put me through treatment. So I did that for a few months. Right. And then they softly let me go once I discharged. And that was that. And when you say discharged, now you're talking eating disorder. I'm getting weird mental images. Discharge. Nick's even laughing. He knows what I'm talking about. Well, that's what they call it. Oh, no, no. Yes. The proper medical term. They let you go after you were out of the rehab. Yeah. Well, that's good. And then you're back on the independency and you have a whole thing. And while you're in WWE, this is what I want to... They changed your name to Skylar Moon. Skylar Moon. I had a little sprinkle of effect on that, too. I mean, they asked me for a name. I was going to say, because Buggy Nova, to me, is a lot catchier than Skylar Moon. Really? Because a lot of people hate it. Really? A lot of people. Buggy Nova. I've never heard of anybody by the name Buggy Nova. I know. I like it. Skylar Moon, like, I know, I mean, you're in strippers. There's Skylar Moons there every night, right? Skylar Moons. Stepping up. It sounds a little generic to me. Yeah. Well, I mean... Far be it from me to tell Vince McMahon what to do, but I just think Buggy Nova is a little better. Well, they definitely wanted Moon. And at first, they were going to be like, you're going to be Moon. And I'm like, Moon? And they're like, well, you could have a first name. So, like, I sent him a list of first names. And I'm like, that's fine. I mean, I could be Moon, but then I sent them a few names. And they like Skylar. Right. Skylar Moon. Right. And so, they were basically staring at your ass at the time. Yeah. They're like, this girl. Check out that Moon. Check out that full Moon tonight. That's Mrs. Moon. And if you go to Model Mayhem, you might see a few nice pictures of your booty. Just Google. My parents get so mad at me. Well, it's funny, because I Googled you, and I posted a picture on Facebook. And one of your fans, who I don't remember his name. But I remember there's Xbox in his name. Uh-huh. Was like, oh, this is a great picture. I'll add it to my collection. I'm like, it's not that hard to find. I'm serious. Go on Facebook when I post that picture of you today. Oh. Add to the collection. Oh, this is a great picture. Spank, spank. I'll add it to my collection. Yeah. What do you think he's doing? I'm flattered. Well, that's what I was going to ask you, too. You're in the, especially on the independent scene, fans. Yeah. I was watching a match of yours today. It was, I forget where it was. But you kept going out of the ring and going into the crowd. Oh, okay. Yeah. I know which one you're talking about. And I should probably get to this. Now, you're like a bad, there's good guys and bad guys, and you're a bad guy, right? Right. Most of the time I'm a bad guy. Most of the time you're a bad guy. Yeah. Because you don't have that model look. No. You have a model, like a suicide model look, but not a, like a porno. Bimbo. Bimbo. Yeah, you don't have a bimbo look. I got dirty fingernails. Let's say that. Hmm. Oh, is that bad? No, that's good. Okay. That was a good one. Did I just like kill it or was that a good thing? No, you didn't kill, you haven't killed anything yet. Sorry. You almost killed it by coming in with another guy, but I can work with that. He's only three foot tall. But, no, I like dirty fingernails. I like women that can- I'm a tomboy, man. That's the thing. I can't be something like that. So there are guys, there are guys, and then I, you know, I think I'm almost even up on Liz's light speed, but she has the same thing. She has guys that just totally worship them. And I know you and you're all with the other girls, like these guys are going crazy. It's fun. Yeah? It's fun. I mean- But you're in the crowd and the guy's like, you want a back rub? I'm like- Oh, I don't think I heard that. I heard it. I'll take it. No, I'm just kidding. You're like lounging in a chair in the crowd and the guy's like, I'll give you a back rub. Aww. And some guy's fanning you off. Like, these guys are all crazy. And these, I mean, this isn't like WWF, this is, or WWE, whatever it's called now. Yeah, yeah. These like, I mean, there's like 50 people in the crowd. There's a lot of loyal wrestling fans and thank God for them because- And those are the real wrestling fans. Yeah, man. For them to like come out and pay to see us, I mean, that is just like, it means so much to me, like as a performer. Right. That people believe in it so much. Right. But have you had any stalkers or any crazy- Not that I know of. Well, I'm sure you've had stalkers, but have you had anybody that's crossed the line? No. I saw some other batch where you were yelling at a little kid too. So I mean, has anything happened in the crowd? Because I got heckled last night. I did a couple of shows I did. I got heckled last night. Before I got the first joke out, somebody started heckling me and he's like, I'm like- Brutal. Yeah. I'm like, would you shut the fuck up? I haven't even done a joke yet. He's like, I'm helping you. I'm helping you. But I mean, have you had any like pushing and shoving in the crowd? Have you had anybody like, or even crazy yelling at you? I remember, well, if I know them, sometimes I like to throw my opponent on their lap. And that's if I know them. Oh, that's harsh. Yeah. Well, I kind of do them a favor. A half female wrestler on my lap. Oh no, Buggy, don't. I've never had anyone be like inappropriate with me or yeah. I mean, like the kids, I love the kids. I get so into it. They'll call me bad names. Right. You know? Oh yeah. They get dirty. Oh my God. And their parents are right there. I'm like, oh my- You're a fucking bitch. Seriously. Really? Oh yeah. I mean, it depends what city you're in too. Right. Cause you're the bad girl and you're like- Yeah. Shut up kid. Fuck you bitch. Like that shit happens. Oh my God. Does that really happen? Yes. Absolutely. These little kids like sitting on their mom's lap, like flipping me off and I'm like, and I have to stay in character. Like, but like part of me is like shocked. Like, oh my God. Like, are you, like, are you allowed to have children? Yes. Do you teach them this? And they're like five years old, but it's fun. I love it. Five years old flipping you off? I love angry children. Right. I sure as an adult three foot tall flipping you off. It could have been. It could have been Nick. It was you. Okay. Have you ever been heckled during a side show? Oh, I get heckled all the time. Really? What do they say? Are you just ignoring it or what? I don't even know. I am C as well. So I get heckled all the time. Oh yeah. Yeah. That'd be, you know, you're in the middle of following a sword or something and somebody is like, eh, that's not real. That's a dildo. That's bullshit. Yeah. Especially like if I'm hanging upside down with my straight jacket, someone's like, oh, that's easy. It's like, fuck off. You just hang upside down with a fucking straight jacket. Put a screwdriver up your nose. Right. And I imagine it's hard to find straight jackets that fit you. Oh, it's custom made. Oh, good. Yeah. You got that made in New York or? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's good for you. Cost a pretty penny. Anyway, Buggy, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, Anyway, Buggy, um, so, uh, the only thing that the only thing that, uh, probably is more sleazy than comedy promoters, which I've dealt with are independent wrestling promoters. Oh. Right? Um, some, some. Yes. I mean, have you ever done a show? And then like, uh, when am I gonna get paid? Hey baby. Did they never get paid? Oh God. Yeah. Actually there was this big deal and I feel like I can talk about it because it was, it came out. It's like it became public right after that. But when I did the Glow show. Sure did. Sure did. Sure did. I don't know if you guys heard, but... You did the Glow show? I did the Glow show. Like the Glow reunion show? Yeah, the reunion show in Las Vegas. Okay. That was a big deal. And that was very sketchy. I don't remember the guy's name. Who did you wrestle? Did you wrestle like one of the Glow girls? No, I wrestled one of their daughters. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, it was awesome. She's such a nice girl too. I remember she's like really green, like really fresh. And oh my God, I was so excited. It was such a good experience. Like that whole show was really awesome. Other than like us not getting paid. But I will say that I did get forward the money like a month later. So I kind of got paid. I've got experience about that. I kind of got paid. Well, when you get a year later, that's always great. Oh, geez. Oh, yeah, thanks. I know. Thanks a lot. It's too bad because it was such a good experience. And it was like with all my girlfriends, you know, and we're in Vegas and we're celebrating. And just to deal with that like sleazy promoter that like wants to run and hide and not pay his workers is just the drag. So let's talk about that. Let's go back to your initial thoughts. Any promoters that want to fuck you and they're trying to fuck you. What's going on with that? Not too many. I mean, a lot of them are respectful. But, you know, you can definitely tell. Well, I can definitely tell when they message me, you know, like, okay, well, I'll come out and, you know, with pay and a hotel room. And like, oh, no, you could just stay at my place. Or like, oh, I have a guy. I have a friend. And I'm like, hmm, maybe. I have a friend. Yeah, I'm like, hmm. So they're trying to pimp you out? Maybe. Maybe. I'm not, I don't like to be pimped out. Right, right. As long as I get, you know, my hotel room on set. Right, right. I don't ask for too much. Sure. And, you know, is there any of these guys like, oh, your hotel room is adjoining my hotel room? Unfortunately, that has not happened. No, not unfortunately. I've shared a room with like nine other girls and two beds. Oh, wow. I have done that before. I'm sure. It was fun. Slumber party. Yeah, the pillow fights. Pillow fights. Yeah. Very. These are nine girls that could fight and grapple and do all sorts of weird things. Yeah. Anything sexual going on that night? No. Some of them fart in their sleep. That's about as sexual as it got. But I could tell you that we all made out and we all touched each other's boobs and. You know, when I talk about, when I think about sexuality, farting in the sleep, that's the last thing on my mind. But thanks for that. I appreciate that. Now, you got a lot of stuff on YouTube and I was, I was extensively researching it for the show because I wanted to make sure I was. I was ready for the show, but there's one where you're singing. Oh my God. And it's you singing. It's a song called what's going on. I'm like, Oh, she's going to sing the Marvin Gaye song. Oh, it's called what's going on. That's what it says on there. What's going on. W A T S going on. And so, but the whole song is you on guitar singing. I want to throw up on your feet. Right. That's my drunk song. Love drunk song or whatever. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's catchy. Thank you. I was all the way, all the way here. I was like, I want to throw up on your feet. I'm like, it gets stuck in my head still. I can't get out of the head. Yeah. I can't get out of my head. I recorded that like, I don't know, four years ago maybe. Right. And I wasn't even drunk. I can't even say that. Like I can't even use that as an excuse. Right. But I was just bored and I'm home alone and usually I'll play guitar. We, you know, when no one's home and I had my laptop and I was making songs and I thought I was, you know, really cool. Right. And I wanted to just put something. I wanted to put something on YouTube. So like, so that, I don't know. This is back in the MySpace days too. Yeah. MySpace days. I could show my grandchildren later, you know, like your grandmother was one hot cookie back in her day. I would say so. With the love drunk song. I think Nick agrees with me on that one. I do. It was fun. Yeah. You'd let her throw up on your feet, right? Would you? No. No. I mean, it's not too late. Not a foot guy. No, but I mean, if she threw up on your feet, you'd be like, okay. I mean, where else is it going to go? Would you hold my hair? If I threw up on your feet? I guess. I guess I have to. Yeah. What a nice guy. He's driving a hard bargain here. What a nice guy. You don't even, I mean, you can even say, I mean, you can't even say afterwards. I was just saying that shit for the radio, but he's not even playing. He's like, nah, I don't know. I'm not going to throw up at all. Fuck that. I don't care what you say, buggy. Come on. I want to throw up on your feet. Come on. So anyway, so. And I've seen you, I've seen you trash talk too. That's hard for me. Really? Yeah. It does seem like you're, it's funny. Well, here's the thing. I've seen a lot of wrestling. I've seen a lot of wrestling interviews with you. And most of the wrestling guys, like the camera's shaking, like their microphone's shaking. Hello, buggy. I don't even have to ask you a few questions. He's like, they're really nervous. Yeah. Interviewing you. I remember that. That was a good interview. No, there's like a bunch of them. Like a bunch of these guys. Oh, really? Hi, how are you? They're like really nervous. Really nervous interviewing you. I guess they don't notice. I guess not. I guess not. I'm not, trust me, I'm not concentrating on them. I'm trying to get some insight on you. Yeah. Yeah. You were in a match with. Boobies. Yeah. I like doing those interviews. I guess it makes me like feel more confident, I guess, when someone else is nervous. Yeah. Is that evil to say? But like I feel more confident. It's not evil. It's a little fucked up. It's not evil. It's kind of fucked up, I guess. It makes me more comfortable when men around me are nervous. I would say the pentagram that you have tattooed on your chest is a little more evil than that. Is it? But some people would think so. I kind of, and trust me, I'm not normally into tattoos on the tits. And you go to strip clubs, so you know tattoos on tits, right? You've seen a few. Yeah, I've seen a lot. Normally, normally, I don't like tattoos on the tits. That's the one no tattoo area that I'm in. What if, what if I told you that that was permanent marker? All right. And it's not a tattoo. But it doesn't come off. I don't have a tattoo on my tits. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Can we still be friends? Oh, we're friends. We're friends at least. Don't worry about it. Trust me. What do you hear when my zodiac sign is? You're not going to believe it. No, really? A lot of people think, I was going to say, a lot of people think that like, because I'll draw on myself, stars and pentagrams and all that stuff. And they think they're tattoos. And I've had like people, I guess heckle, like we were talking about, like heckle me like, hey, I like your tattoos. But. Well, yeah, I saw some mats where you were on and some guys like, yeah, give them the dark side. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a whole thing. Yeah, I guess so. I bring, I bring a little touch of darkness to the match. Right. Right. Because you're, you're a bad girl and you're like, and is that what, is that what WWE was responding to? Yeah. I mean, they liked it. I mean. Because there's, I don't, I would imagine there's nobody like you there. Yeah. I think, I think I was hesitant at first because I didn't know what they wanted from me because I had never expected for them to even look at me. Especially that fast. Yeah. I mean, it completely threw me off. Mm-hmm. And so. And when I got there, I was like, what am I supposed to do here? Like, part of me is like, I mean, of course I'm grateful to be there, but I'm like, what am I supposed, am I supposed to be like, what do they want from me? Like, am I supposed to be like Kelly Kelly? Like, did they bring me here to be like this blonde bimbo like we were talking about? And I remember there was one match, like I had wrestled maybe four times. Mm-hmm. And the fifth time I put my mohawk up. Right. Because I had a mohawk back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. And. And. Didn't we all? Yeah. We all. We all have to have a mohawk. We all have to have a mohawk at some point in our life. They never had a mohawk, but then the rest of us, yeah. He's got the long hair, always the long hair. Yeah. Well, on that one show. He's Mr. Metal. I didn't need to be any taller than I am. Too metal. Yeah. No, go ahead. Go ahead, Buggy. We just totally stopped the show. Go ahead. Okay. You had a good start. The one show I did my mohawk for the first time, I remember Bill DeMott was like, there's the Buggy we want. He called me Buggy. Right. He's like, there's what we want. I'm like, what? Why didn't you tell me this like a long time ago? Who's one of the trainers? Yeah. Yeah. He's the head coach. Okay. Yeah. I love Bill DeMott. So he was all for it. And I'm like, yeah, I could have been doing this. So ever since then, I would do my mohawk up. Right. And they wanted me to be Buggy Nova. They wanted to be my original character, but a little more diva-like, a little more cleaned up, I think. Right. Instead of just like a patch. No pentagrams. I couldn't draw on myself anymore. They're like, no, that's very indie. But do you have anything? Tattoos? I have little ones. I have this one. Can I show the camera? Yeah. Flip off the camera. Go right ahead. I have one that my friend did. I got it when I was like 19, I think. Okay. My friend did it in his bedroom. And then this other one I got, this is like my little recovery tattoo that I got. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. It's a little butterfly. I can't really tell. I thought it was like a gummy bear. I didn't know what it was. A little gummy bear. Me and my friend, we went to treatment together and we got tattoos together. That's cool. Yeah. So, and then I have another one. Can I take this off and show you my other tattoo? If you insist. Okay. This is Radiohead. Can you see it? Oh, yeah. No, you showed it to me last time. I have a little Radiohead tattoo. So, that's all. I only have three. Three little ones. So far. So far. I want more. Okay. Oh, I still want more. Right? And you got tons of tattoos. Yeah. Whip it out. My whole body is tattooed. Whip it out. No, no. I mean, he's got his arms are all sleeved up and it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. Yeah. And I don't have, I'm the only one in my family that doesn't have tattoos. Really? Well, I mess with a good thing. You don't want to taint it. I don't. Keep it pure. No taints. Nothing. Nothing over here. But, but Buggy, so you, so, I mean, you're still, you're still on the independent scene. We were going to book you a few, a few weeks ago, but you had some show in Las Vegas. Oh, yeah. In December. Yeah. And you're still, you're still, you're still wrestling. You're still doing. You know, I've been, I've been doing like little guest spots here and there and doing some appearances and stuff. But like this year I've been, I've been thinking about it. I'm thinking about getting back into wrestling. Okay. So you're taking a hiatus? Yeah. I've been on a hiatus and it's been maybe about a year since I've actually trained. Okay. And this year, I don't know, man, I just can't get away from it. What about training MMA? I have been. I've been doing that on the side. Yeah. Just so I could, you know, kick some ass and still, you know, have something to do, some kind of hobby. Right. And, but I really. That involves violence. And what's that? That involves violence. Yeah. I need a little violence in my life. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I need a little outlet, you know. Yeah. To choke someone out. Yeah. You can choke me out. Oh, I could. I could. You want to know a funny story? Let's hear a funny story. So. Yeah. No. Let's not have a funny story on the show. Let's just have. No funny stories. Let's hear a funny story, Buggy. All right. Well, it's not that funny. I mean, it's funny to me, but I trained with the Ballards and when I first started training MMA, I was so excited to like use what I would like practice what I was learning. So like, as I would learn something. I would leave the MMA gym and then I would go to wrestling training. And so then I would do wrestling training. And then after training, I would take my trainer, Shannon Ballard. Okay. And because he was a big, like he's a big shit talker. Anyone that knows Shannon is like, oh yeah, I got this, blah, blah, blah. And so I was like, I bet you I could tap you out. And he's like, oh yeah, right. And like, you know, I was training maybe a month before like him and I actually like, like. Right. I challenged him. Mm-hmm. So long story short, I tapped him out. Right. I got his foot and I tapped him out. Yeah. And he will not admit it to this day. If he was right here, he'd be like, nope, nope. I don't remember that, but I have witnesses. Shannon Ballard, you're full of shit. You're full of shit, Shannon. You're full of shit. Buggy Nova made you tap. I made you tap out. But you couldn't make me tap. I could. You could not make me tap. All right. You're a little girl. You're a little girl. There's no way you could make Dark Mark tap. Dark Mark is going down. You want some of this? No, you're going down. Buggy Nova? Buggy Nova? Buggy Nova, you've been fake wrestling all this time. You haven't faced a real man. Oh, hell no. Now, first off, I'm out trash talking you already. Ooh, girl. I'm going to about to get ghetto on your ass. Who are you calling a girl? I'm going to about to get ghetto on your ass. Oh, no, no. I'm going to get medieval on your ass. You want... Don't make me take it off. It's coming off. Don't make me take it off. It's going to come off. Well, if you make me take it off, there's no hold on the reason. But don't make me take it off to kick your ass. I got Nick Senn on my back, all right? So, he's in my corner. Two against one. Nick? Oh, Nick. Nick can kick my ass, but you can't kick my ass. Maybe he'll hold the camera while we wrestle. Well, he doesn't need to hold the camera because we're going to tilt the camera until... Well, unless you back down, which I would recommend that you do. Okay, later. We're going to tilt the camera. He's going to do play by play. If you're serious. Play by play. If you're serious about this. Uh-huh. I'm afraid I might hurt you. I'm afraid I might hurt you, though. No, no, no. I'm going to hurt you. I'm a lover. Me too. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Me too. Unless I'm getting paid, then I could be a fighter. Maybe we could just make out or something. Ask me later. I will. You ready to do this? You want some of this? Really? Really. Can we arm wrestle or are we going to wrestle wrestle? Oh, I could beat you arm wrestling. Forget that. No. You want to arm wrestle? Can we? We can. All right. Actually, I don't think we have to move the camera. Do you want to come over here? I'm going to have to come over there. Okay. Okay. No, I'm going to come over there. I'm going to come over there. Nick, you're going to do the commentary on this, all right? Okay. You're going down. Bitch, you're going down. It's happening. No, no. You're going down. Forget it. You see these arms? Look at this. There's so much talk going on right now. That's right. A true winner and a true warrior just need to talk. Let my actions speak for themselves. Right. Right. Well, first of all, don't let me take this off. You ready for this? Okay. Bring it. I'm going to take my off. You've been wrestling. He's a little... I love that. That's a little distracting, but you've been wrestling these little girls. You're going to take on a man now. Forget it. Bring it. Okay. Nick, take over. I'm taking over. Mark just took off his Beetlejuice jacket. I liked it. You're next, motherfucker. And Buddy took off her hoodie, which is exposed back, by the way, Mark, which is a lot sexier than when you took your stuff off. All right. They are locking up on the edge of the table. And they are eye to eye. Mark's got way more eyeliner on. How's the camera? How's the camera? No, you can't see Mark on the camera, so we have to angle the camera so we can see Mark. How's it looking? You can only see me and Buggy. You can, Mark. Okay. Tell us how to adjust it, because I can't. Look at the viewfinder. That might help. There we go. There you go. All right. Should I come over and... How's that looking? How's that looking? Should I come over and referee, or should I just... No, that's fine. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm going to take... There's too much shit going on. How about that? All right. Make sure your elbows stay on the table, because you guys are about to... Could you come in and adjust it? I'll come in and do it. Okay. Hold on. This might get a little sketchy. You guys are right at the edge of the table, so make sure you adjust yourselves. Sorry. Thanks. Mark looks kind of scared. He's got a little sweat going down. I'm scared. Yeah, you look a little scared. You look a little pale there, Mark. That's my normal pallor. Oh, okay. All right. They are doing the... What was that? They are doing the over-the-top thing right now. They're doing the Sylvester Stallone over-the-top. All right. On the count of three. One. No. Two. Three. Mark is really trying here. He's really trying. He's got to lead. Oh, Buggy's cheating. Buggy's already cheating, and she's biting. I think she's biting. She's using horrible cheater villain techniques, and she wins. Yes. Buggy Nova with the victory. For the win. But I think Mark... I fight dirty. That's something I didn't tell you. Mark liked getting bit, so that's what happened. I know his weaknesses. Your mouth. Yes. Mark. Thanks for that. You got beat. Two out of three? No. No two out of three. You got your ass whooped. I'm done. I'm holding my title. She's retiring as a champ. I'm retired. Yes. Taking the belt with me. Well, you know what? I was surprised that... I was surprised that... I know you cheated, and that's... You know, the whole... The audience can judge for themselves. But I was surprised how easy it was. If you had... It was just one-on-one, I would have kicked your ass, because you have wrestled men and beat them. Oh, yeah. Arm wrestling. I have, actually. I started arm wrestling, guys, when I was, like, in fifth grade, sixth grade. Okay, so that's when it all started. That's when it started. Right. Like, I wanted to be... I don't know why or what it was inside of me, but, like, I wanted to be, like, a strong girl. Right. And, like, I wanted to be a strong girl. I guess it's not fair for guys, like, in prepubescent stage of their life to, like, be beat by a girl that's, like... Trust me. I have lots of experience with that. Yeah. So, should I turn the camera around again? Again? Yeah. All right. Okay. So, I was here in frame. And, Nick... I got it. You're in the white shot, so... Okay. All right. So, arm wrestling. So, when you were in, like, elementary school, you used to kick the guy's ass? Yeah. And, like, kickball and, like, sports. And, like, sports and stuff. And then I started arm wrestling them, like... Right. Like, after recess, before the teacher would come in. I'm like, come on, arm wrestling. I don't know what I got out of it, but it made me feel good. Right. I know what they got out of it. Yeah? Well, it's weird. A lot of therapy. Yeah. Because I wish Liz was here. Because she's... There's a whole subculture. I don't know if you're aware of it, because... And I don't know if you participated in it, but... Because we talk about a lot of fetishes here. Oh. On the Dark Mark show. I'm into it. You got to see that. I bet you are. But there's a whole subculture, like a mixed wrestling thing. Oh. And that's what Liz... I think that's why she didn't come to the show, because she was a mixed wrestling guy. And, I mean, do guys on the internet, like, three-foot-tall guys, like, say, could you wrestle me? Like, someone we wouldn't mention. Yeah. Like, could you wrestle... I'll give you $100 if you wrestle me in my living room. I've actually had offers before. I know you have. But I don't know how safe it would be, so I've never... I usually just ignore those. Because I know people... The two people that were supposed to be in here... Uh-huh. Along with you. Nick, and I love you, but we were supposed to have two other women here first, Charlie. That's okay. Liz, that's what they do. They wrestle guys. Yeah. Well, I would imagine they have, you know... I mean, they do it for a living, so it's not just, like, someone hit you up on the internet and, sure, that sounds like a good idea. I'll come over to your place around five. Like, I imagine they would have more, like, professional... I mean, maybe, like, a security guard or something, I would imagine. You'd be surprised. No? Well, I think they got... I have no idea. I think there's ways to vet people, but... I mean, you know, the whole fetish scene is weird to me anyway, but there's a whole thing. Like, there are a lot of guys that they want to wrestle you, right? They want you to dominate them. Yeah. Let's say that. Let's say dominate. How about there's people that want you to spank them and... Buy my underwear and... Oh, really? No, what... We had somebody last week that sells her underwear, thin-fisted. She gets a lot of money for that. Oh, yeah. How much... What's the highest bid for your underwear? I mean, I've never... I've never... People... People will ask, like, I want to buy this, how much? And I haven't had the balls to... But what about socks? What about socks? I haven't. I haven't sold anything. Right, but have you had offers for socks? I've had offers, yeah, but no one's like, I'll give you this. Actually, there was one guy... Actually, now that I think about it, but he didn't go through, but he did offer $1,000 for, like, a grocery bag of my stuff. And I told him, all right, I'll put this and this and this in it. And the card declined? And no, he never got back to me. So I think... And then I talked to the other female wrestlers. I'm like, hey, do you know this guy's being pretty sketchy? They're like, yeah, he's sketchy. Yeah. Don't talk to him. Yeah, that's... He doesn't follow through. I don't like guys that don't follow through. I'll bet you don't. And trust me, the man that crosses you, they're in for it. And I would imagine you're intimidating to a lot of men. Well, I wouldn't know, but... But... Well, you get... You get hit on a lot, but I'm sure you would get hit on a lot more if you weren't so intimidating. If I wasn't so fucking intimidating. I think my friend actually is really into astrology. And speaking of signs, I'm a Scorpio. And I've read... You know what? I think we mentioned this when we first met. Really? Did I ask you that? Mm-hmm. Oh, God, I'm such a... Take a wild guess. Crazy drunk. You've been with me for an hour. You know my personality. Oh, my God. I'm so bad at this, though. You blew it when we arm wrestled. You're wearing eyeliner, so I'm going to say you're a Scorpio as well. Yes. Yes! Yes, I got it! And you know what that means. Two Scorpios get together. Either we love each other or we hate each other. I think it's a love fest. I think that's what we're doing. Nick, what's your sign? I'm a Cancer. Oh, well, enough of that. I have no idea. And it's funny, because I don't even know what that means, but I always say, you know what that means. Mm, ladies. And they're like, oh, yeah. I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. It just sounds good. Right, so you're into astrology. A little bit, yeah. So when you're not wrestling, so what are you doing now? Um... You're modeling. Yeah, I do some modeling. I play a lot of guitar. I'm focusing a lot on MMA stuff. I'm just trying to keep busy. Right. Are you in a band now? No, but I want to be. I was actually just talking to another indie wrestler... Right. ...who shall go unnamed about starting a band. Yeah. And, um... But so it might be something in the making. But music is definitely not a passion. Tag team. That's the name of the band. The tag team. The tag team. No, I don't know about that. Tag team, divas? Mm, I don't know. I don't know. That's trademark. You can't use that. Headlock, liglock. I don't know. I don't know. Buggy. What's your move? Buggy bomb? What is it? Buggy? The buggy bulldog. Buggy bulldog. Okay. Yeah. And then my finisher that I used on NXT... Mm-hmm. ...that I only got to use that once. And, like, a part of me, like, wants to go back into wrestling so that I can keep doing that finisher. Right. And I got it from Shannon Ballard. Okay. And he gifted it to me. Oh, thank you. And I want to name it the Ballardrina. Ballardrina. What is that? The Ballardrina. It's a... Oh, my God. It's really hard to describe. What you do is you... Well, basically, I spin the person. Mm-hmm. I spin them on my back. Right. And get them dizzy. And then I throw them on their face. Okay. Does that make sense? I was going to say you could demonstrate on me, but I don't think that's... Yeah. I was going to say you could demonstrate on me, but I'm too afraid. Maybe if we had the other women here. I could practice on them. Right. Right. Right. But the... She's cracking her knuckles, too. I know. Sorry. That was really loud. I love it. That's so hot. That was way louder than I thought it'd be. Isn't that sexy when a hot girl is just like, crack. I love that both of you and I were like, oh, we'll demonstrate. We'll be the test dummies. And then when you actually found out what the move was, I'm like, oh, fuck that. We're not doing that shit. I know. I know. So, but before we go, the one thing I want to say, and I told you, this went by so fast. I did. Oh, my God. It was a great interview. Oh, my God. I definitely want to... I'm so sad. There's nothing to be sad about. It's over. We'll hang out. Don't worry about it. We'll have you back on the show. All right. We'll have a whole... Yeah, we'll have a whole wrestling thing. Nick, you're in Portland, so you're out a lot. Yeah, she'll come and hang out with me. In Portland? I am coming back. I'm coming up in a couple weeks to hang out with you. Take pictures. Yeah. Instagram. I'll take you to the golf clubs. Yeah. No, I definitely want to. I don't know how much time I'll have up there, but yeah, I'm visiting some friends. We're in Super Bowl weekend. It's a whole thing, but... Oh, are the Patriots going to be in it? Yeah. Ooh. Football snack talk. My friend's from Boston. Anyway, I don't want to get into that because I don't give a shit about football. But before we go, you wrestle in a tutu. I do. I still have it. Oh, I wear it to bed sometimes and I cry. Oh, I'm crying. I'm just kidding. You've been going to bed with the wrong men. I'm just kidding. No, but so is that Toxic Avenger? Is that the inspiration? No, actually. I don't know. I think... Before I started wrestling with a tutu, I was just wrestling in shorts and pajama shorts and tights and stuff. And I saw the tutu at the mall and I'm like, oh my God, that would be so awesome to wear that while I wrestle because... When did they sell a tutu at the mall? I don't remember the story. Anyway. It was when raving was really popular. Right, right. And they had the furry boots and the tutus and this and that. So I grabbed it and I don't know anyone that wears a tutu. So I was like, fuck yeah, I'm going to use that. Right. Yeah. It was perfect. Yeah. Only you and me and Nick, we wear tutus. That's about it. Do you guys? Yeah. Still in my gimmick or what? I'd put a tutu on for you, but that's a whole different thing. Nothing else though. Are you wearing a tutu under those pants? Not yet. No? But... Not yet. Before we go and start having sex on the table, Buggy. Oh my God. How do people get a hold of you and what's going on with you? Well, you can follow me on Twitter. I am at Buggy Nova XIII, which is the Roman numeral for buggy. 13. And then I am... Is there another Buggy Nova on Twitter? There is. You know, as soon as I changed my name to Skylar Moon, someone jacked Buggy Nova. And I was like, fuck you. Fuck that bitch. Anyway, so Buggy Nova X111. XIII. And then also on Instagram is I am Buggy Nova. Right. Because somebody jacked Buggy Nova on that too, right? Yeah. Okay. And Facebook Buggy Nova. And Facebook Buggy Nova. And do you have any matches coming up? I don't. Not right now. Okay. I want to start training again. And I will keep you up to date on my... Please do. New match? Yeah. If you have a match coming up, you want to promote it, you're welcome on the show anytime. Absolutely. Thank you. But yeah, I would give up on the arm wrestling. You're no good at it. Nick. I'm good. Yeah. What's going on with Nick? Give us your full name and how you contact you. Nixon. I believe Nixon.com. S-I-N? S-I-N. N-I-K-S-I-N. I believe that is up and running right now. Nixon.com. And if you Google Nixon, you get to go to my Facebook and all that other Christian Mingle bull crap. Oh, yeah. You're on Christian Mingle? Oh, yeah. We actually met on Christian Mingle. We were very happy together. Oh, wow. Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Nixon. Are you bullshitting me or you really met on Christian Mingle? No. I was going to say. I have 666 tattooed on my arm. I was going to say. Christian Mingle's changed a lot. It's like the opposite of Christian Mingle. Yeah. There is a dating site for midgets, though. I'm sure there is. There is. And yes, it's not J-Date. Anyway, and go to gothcomedian.com, gothcomedian on Facebook, Instagram. And all that. Even MySpace. And everybody, we got to go. But have a wonderfully creepy week. Bye. Bye.! Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.