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I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. La la dee, la la die. Yeah, baby. I'm assaulting my co-host. Ro Delegrazi's getting her titties juggled by me, Ginger Lynn, and she loves it. She loves it. It's her favorite thing to do ever. Oh, my God. I get to work out with you, girl. Playing hard to get every single day. I didn't know that we were on. No, that's it. Wait, you have to get close. That's getting the camera shot. Okay, okay. Jenny, so bossy. Get in the camera shot. Do this, do that. We can't see you. Talk louder. Give us your mouth by the microphone. That was a true Jenny impression. She wears pearls. Did Andy give you that pearl necklace? Hey. Oh. Sorry. Oh, you might not realize, but there's another meaning of pearl necklace. I know. That's what I meant. Wait, no. Yeah, yeah, seriously. What's the other meaning? Oh, it could be like an item of jewelry. Yes. No. Deadly serious. No way. That's so serious. I'm not buying it. Deadly serious. One's a lot cheaper than the other. Depends on where you're going. It depends on who's giving it. I'm Ginger Lynn. Welcome to the crack with me, Ginger Lynn and Road Telegrazy. And welcome back to the show, Matt Kirshen. Hey. How are you? The crowd goes wild. God, I didn't expect such a big crowd. I know. It's huge. It's amazing. That's back. That's what she said. Hey. Hey. Hey. First time on the show, Eden Blair. Woo. Eden. I think Matt's tweeting. Oh, and Stevie's somewhere. And we have Stevie in the other room. Where the hell did Stevie go? Stevie, you know what? It was his birthday yesterday, and he's still recovering. Did you get any Stevie, I mean, any birthday dick? Oh. Dick? Puntang? Is he showing his license? He got, you know what? He did get some birthday. I have to make sure the 2257s are filled out. I have to fill it out. So I'm in the bubble right. I'm out here in the control room. You're in the fishbowl. IDs. Make sure you're over 18. Oh. All my older shows. Uh-huh. So it was Stevie's birthday yesterday, and we started out with the show, and we had birthday spankings, which was a lot of fun. We doused him in sugar. Oh, you did? Like from Louie. We just so much Louie. I spanked his butt. You did? Yes. Yes. We bare-assed. We got it out. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. We just played games all day, but afterwards, Bobby Eden had a party, and we went to... Oh. Bobby Eden's a porn star, and we went to her going away party. She's going back to... Porn? Is she going back there, or is she already in there? She's still in there. Oh, okay. She's been doing an eight-week reality show. She's from... Not Russia, but someplace over there. Ukraine. With the accent somewhere. Ukraine. She's not from Ukraine. Kazakhstan. That could be. Holland. Holland. Holland. So close. She's from Holland? We're so close. Okay. Okay. I told you. She's from a place close to Russia. So different. So different. So close. That's where they have the shoes, right? Those pointy shoes? Yes. Pointy shoes. And that's all they have. Yeah, that's it. That's the only thing. No. No, I've seen her titties. They have amazing titties in Holland. Oh, but don't they have weed? And Sweden as well. I was just in Holland. I was doing a week of shows in Amsterdam. There's a comedy club there. I was going to say, I'm like, isn't Amsterdam in Holland? It is. That's like the best reason to go to Holland right now. And it's a... Yes. But holy shit. Just everywhere. Everyone in the Netherlands is six foot five and stunning. Yeah. Are they really? Whatever the gender, it's ludicrous. Really? It's just like, it's the same as, it's like Scandinavia. Like Holland and Scandinavia, it's just giant. Giant, beautiful people. Gods and goddesses. Wait, hold on, Matt. So when you did the shows, you did them in English? Yeah. Oh, that's the other thing. Completely. So like, again, the other thing that... He speaks English. English row. Well, him, yeah, but... Oh, yeah, I did the gigs in fluent Dutch. Holland. But no, their English is ridiculous. Isn't that where the chef's from? No, they speak Dutch in Dutchland. There's no... You got me for one second. I'm like... You were so confident. When you're confused... Dutchland. I'm like, oh, yeah, Dutchland. That's right, yeah. I'm like, Kelly from the Bundys? No. I know that there's no Dutchland. You got me so close. It was really close. I can... Really Google that. Unless you're saying Germany and German, then it's... Yes. Yes. Right. Yes, that's true. See? But they understand you, though. Yeah. Or they're just so polite, they laugh in the gaps. Oh, got it. That's nice. Oh. No, they do. And the audience was like about 60% Dutch, and then the rest were like Brits, Americans, Australians. Oh, okay. But then there were like French people, there were Spanish people. It was weird. It was like everything in that audience. Yeah. How fun that you get to go to Holland, though. Yeah, that's fun. It's a good gig, yeah. It's a good gig. I'm at Skid Row Studios. Yeah, it's a lot more glamorous than Colton. I was in Colton last week. You could totally take your show to Holland. Yeah, we could. You could have Dutch fans. They would love that. This show, we'd be the head of the red light district. It's crazy. I'd be the only fully clothed person in the red light district. You mean... Okay, I thought you were a porn star. What do you do, Ro Delegrazi? Oh, I'm not a porn star. You're not a porn star? In fact, I was offered work in a porn, but as background... I'll put you in the front right now. I just had my pussy waxed. Check it out. No, look how gorgeous it is. Didn't that hurt? That hurts. No, you're looking at how gorgeous it is. You're not thinking about the pain. It's gorgeous. It's beautiful. Do you want to touch it? No, I'm not going to touch it. It's smooth. It's silly. She's always trying to get me to touch her vagina. It's smooth. All the time. Do I have toilet paper stuck to it or something? What's that purple thing down there? Is that a ribbon? Are you a magician? I don't know. Imagine if I... You pulled a ribbon out of here? I thought about that the other day. Is that a diamond ring? Getting someone out and the guy pulling a bunch of those things out of a girl's vagina and the girl going, what the... Yeah, or I could see like... I'd pull a rabbit out of your vagina. Well, I do play this game called Will My Pussy Melt This? And the funniest thing that I've put in there... It never melts anything. Yes, it does. No, I put a block of Velveeta cheese in there. And it came out shaped like the inside of my pussy. I swear to God, it came out... I left it in there for like... Was it a smiley face? Yes, everything in my pussy is happy. It's just this big happy box. You gotta watch what you stick up there. You can even like package those. You do. I don't. I feel like you're gonna meet your... Like chill them right after. What? We had a big poo-poo. I know about the Boston Beans. The Boston... No, yeah, that was the Boston Baked Beans. Yeah. You can't stick everything up your butt, Ginger. Well, we're talking about my puss now. But if you stuck those things... So what happened with these beans? Oh. Yeah. Well... I wasn't there. I'm intrigued. In theory, what was supposed to happen was it's called the Ginger Jar. And you have to guess how many of something will fit into my butt. So like when you go to the fair, you guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. We do this a little different way. A little... Just a little different. Just a minute difference. It's a tiny difference than when you go to the carnival, you know. It's just like up your butt. Do you guys play carnival music while you're doing it? I don't. Like filling it up. No. But everybody wins a stuffed animal. You win a stuffed animal. And you have to get it out of my butt. You win a goldfish that'll die that day. 82 baked beans later, I'm ready to go. Now, I have a portion... Are these the candy baked beans? Or are these like actual like... The candy ones. The candy. No, these are the candy ones. Little Boston. So if you look over there in that little thing, there's a porcelain bedpan. I don't know if you can see it or not, but there is a porcelain bedpan. And so what was supposed to happen was I was supposed to sit on the pan and they're supposed to go... Ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding. You know. What happened was you heard silence and then... So they gave you gas. No. No. No. That would have been fine. That would have been perfect if that was just the problem. No, this is much worse. Oh, dear. No. So then a cluster... A cluster is a good word. A cluster. A cluster is a good word. Of Boston baked beans came out. A cluster. And it was more like a... A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. A cluster. On the bottom of the pan. Then it was getting near to the end of the show and it started to hurt and it hurt bad. And it took days to get the Boston baked beans out. It was days before they were all gone. And when they did come out, the second cluster was all stuck together. It was one big giant baked bean. Oh. It was... It was like melted out. There was blood involved. It was epic fail. I don't recommend anybody put... Epic fail. Baked beans in their butt. You have just saved me a very bad weekend. Yes. I was... Who's going to do that? I bought the beans. I bought the funnel. And you have just... I like how he's got a funnel. He is thinking. Most people just show them up with their... Are you going to be like efficient about this? No. You just use gloves and some lube. Oh, goodness. Oh, God. What is this? The 20s? I guess. This is how we do it. We have technology now. This is America. I didn't even think of the funnel. Next time. Don't. You'll just... You'll just encourage your butt. Well... You should not be sticking... I'm saving my butt right now because... It needs a rest. Saving your butt. I'm saving my butt. Well, that was last... For marriage? No, it's fine. No, I'm never getting married. I will not do that. I'm against marriage. Not for other people. Just for me. Just for me. And yes, I do wear a ring. But it's... And I promise to be with you forever and love you and grow old with you. But if he asks me to marry him, I will punch him. And the relationship is over. But what I do... I like... I like... You know what I like about it? It's like... She's like, I will... I'm against marriage. One dick for life, but against marriage. Like, that should be your motto. One dick for life, lot of pussy. Well, I do... I do get a lot of pussy. You do. You're like, oh, pussy everywhere. Pussy doesn't... Dwarf everywhere. But one dick, no marriage. How do you feel about this? Okay, I am... I'm really old-fashioned when it comes to my dick. It's like, I... I am... I like this dick. No other dicks. Oh, you know what? Honey... You cursed me. Honey... Honey... Honey, if you're listening, our anniversary is in two days. Oh, my God. Good thing you reminded him. What are you going to do? And if you need... If you forgot what I want, I want lilies. I want the ones that smell really good. Not the funeral home ones. I don't care. If they smell good, that's fine. But we're going to be in Las Vegas, I think. So you're going to have to have them delivered for tomorrow. Or bring them with you to Las Vegas. I see. You can get... I think they've got lilies in Vegas. Don't they? Why? Because... No, they don't have lilies because that represents purity. They don't have that in Vegas. Well, they come in different colors. I represent purity. Some of them are stained. There is a risk if you ask for lilies to be delivered to your room, there'll be several people with that name. Yes. Yes. It'll probably be prostitutes. Well, see, and this goes back to my butt. Just like four or five of them show up. Do you want a plump lily? Plastic and a ribbon? Is your butt going to be used for your anniversary? Well, that's why I was saving my butt again because your butt can be re-virginized just like any other thing can. So, I haven't put anything in my butt since last week. So, we're leaving for Vegas tomorrow after work and my butt will be ready for new objects to be inserted into it. Now, room service is one of my favorite places to find new objects to put into my butt. Okay, listen. You have to be careful it doesn't get stuck up there. Have you ever heard that I got something stuck in my butt? I know, but I'm just saying we're walking a fine line. You've been putting a lot of things up your butt. Something might not come out. Where is it going to go? It's got to come out. Up into your colon. I don't mind sealed. Wait. If you put a salt and pepper shaker up there. Because you know room service is going to... I put salt and pepper shakers on my butt. Okay, don't do that. They're tiny. No. No, I have. Oh, no, no. No, no. I have. No. No. Well, the nice thing about the... The little ketchup bottles? No. Yes. No. The ketchup bottles go in your pussy. The little... And so do the shampoo bottles. Pretty much anything. I think spoons can go anywhere you want. Most people... Most people just take them with them home. No, do you want to steal? You put them up your vagina. I steal a towel every time I go... You're a rebel. Every single time. Do they charge you? I do. Do they charge you? No, they probably don't keep track of towels. She'll show them an empty suitcase. No towels in there. No towels on her person. Where's that towel hiding? In her vagina. Where is that towel? You get a whole towel up there? She just like whips it out right now. Hey, Ginger. The last time I was there. It was... You can. If you have room, fit me up a robe in there. I want one of those. Get me some slippers. You know what? Crawl up inside. Come with me. And you take whatever you want. Okay. We'll get it all out of there. There's no... And she'll... Robe you going, fuck that. No putting things in your ass. She'll be shoving everything up there. She'll be in my pussy. I got room for another bed at the waist. She's just... Her waist out is out of my pussy. And the rest, she's just picking things up and putting them in my butt. We got room. For Chris and Nir. No, we would never have room for Chris. I'm done. Steal a waiter. You know, I have a giant pussy. My pussy is as big as this room. Oh my God. We could fit so much. I can't sit down on chairs because I'm afraid they're just going to go right up there. Up inside. You know, you hold it well because this chair, I think this has been replaced several times. I know. I know. But the nice thing about it is that I can just slide around. No. Let me know. I only do the ones with wheels. I almost brought this dildo with me today. I can't use it because I'm like, right? You're too tight? It's a, I can stretch you out. It's like a dragon dick dildo and this thing, like I have a, it's dwarfs that water bottle there. Yeah. Dwarfs it. It is at least this big around. It's like 10 or 11 inches. Like, come back and bring it in. It's huge. I will. We'll have a contest to see because we do have a dick that we do that with. How tight is your pussy? Are you like super tight? Yeah. Can I check it out? It's like the magical, sure. Stevie? It's like the magical, magical vagina. It just like, even when I do scenes, like I get like these guys, these big dicks and like they'll take it out for two minutes and it's like, lube. And we have to like re-warm up all over again. Really? And some gloves. Pair of gloves and some lube. Oh, you can't stick. You can barely get like, maybe. Oh no, I've got gloves and lube. I can't really. I'm going in. Listen. I'm going in. You really get torn or something. You, you can't. I protect my tightness. Tiny little pinkies. Yeah, she won't, she'll be able to, to make something. I've never tore anything on anybody else. Well, here's, here's, this is the reason I like to call it magical because it tends to like, once it warms up, it will kind of stretch out but that, that's impossible. Period. So did it come from a dragon? It's like, it's from the site, what's it called? It's called like baddragon.com I think and they do, they do some weird stuff but they have like dragon dick dildos and the guy that sent me this thing, it's like custom ordered, custom colored. Dragon dick dildo? Can you Google that Jenny? It's like bad dash, dragon.com or something like that but they also make some weird like animal stuff that I would never use but the, the, this guy ordered this, this dildo and he's super sweet and he like custom ordered it to like hot pink to bright teal like it's, yeah, and it was like, it was like a $300 dildo and I got it and I'm like, yeah, it's, it's minimum. It's, it's, it's like this much bigger than this thing is and just width wise and I texted, I'm like, I will, I will never be able to use this. He got like a bigger size than I had asked him to get. I asked for the little one and he's like got me the extra large one. Okay, wait, oh, but I made him, yeah, see, and you see the one that's, that's the red to the darker red right there? Yeah. That's the one I made him reorder to give me a normal size dildo to use. Wait, is the one that you, but the one, the one, yeah, it's a little weird. turn on though but I'm, I'm, I'm turned on by it as well. They're like fantasy, they're like fantasy things but if you go to the actual website, the biggest dick on the website is the dick that he got me originally. Is that the real, like the shape that a dragon's penis really would be? Well, that one's a griffin, apparently. That's the griffin. Jenny, will you write this down for me because I want to call them. There, that's the one right there, the big pink one. Oh. Yeah, well, it's similar to that. It's, it's bigger than that one. That's a coke hand that it's next to as a perspective. Oh, hell no. It's that, yeah, that's how big it is. Oh, my God. is that a, and he's like, oh, here, you can have this with your tight vagina. Okay, so just for the people who are audio only, it's about two and a half times the height of the coke hand and about twice as wide. It's like a 35 ounce water bottle. It is huge. What's that thing? That's the thing. They're all, oh, that one's got arms. But on the site, there's some very weird stuff. They have like horse sticks and dog pussies and like all this other stuff but the dragon dick stuff's kind of nifty. I'm loving this site and I'm thinking this would be a great site. What's the name of this site? Bad Dragon. BadDragon.com. Okay, they would be a wonderful sponsor for my show. Who's the guy riding the dick? Look at that guy. But yeah, but the site is amazing. They've like, and they do like custom orders and all sorts of stuff. It's a never ending story dildo? Oh my God. That's totally, I was about to say that's a never ending story. That's totally a luck dragon. Oh my God. As a dick. As a giant dick. As a giant dick. Reimagine that. And then that's one of their strokers right there, the vagina thing. They have like dragon vaginas. for like fleshlight inserts. This is my thing. Have we no shame? It's crazy. Falkor, the magic dragon, the love dragon. Yeah, that's fucking cool as shit. His dick. And the stories that accompany these things are just nuts as well. But yeah, but you just reminded me that I have to have a giant dildo and I will bring it to you and you can have it and we'll take pictures and send them to my fam because I want to see it get used and I obviously can't. What is wrong with just befriending a real dragon, marrying that dragon, and then having sex not having sex not until the wedding night? Like the good old fashioned like we used to. a real dragon? That's just gross. I'll tell you because you have to go all the way I want to fantasize about a dragon. Well, they're very hard to find. I think you have to go to China. It's focusing. And we all know that Chinese dragons probably don't have big dicks. They're from China land, honey. I think that's China land. They're from dragon land. Dragon land. All right, I am going to go in right now and Eden Blair, I am going to do the pussy inspection. Did you bring gloves as well? Mm-hmm. Where are they? On the table right there. All right, I'm coming in. Oh, there, there. Should I just like lay back on this table? I don't know what to do. We're going to find out how deep your love is. It's a new segment. It's called How Deep Is Your Love? And we're just going to see if I can get like up to my elbow. Oh, no, no. We're going to see if it's a pinky only. Good luck getting even three, like past three knuckles. I'm going to guess that I can get four fingers in there. If you like really contort them, maybe. I don't see how deep is your love on here. I think you're making me. It usually takes a good bit of warming up. No, it is on there. It says right there, how deep is your love? Oh, yeah. Ginger Lynn, finger bangs. Yeah. That's the thing. It's so funny because it's so little. And I did a scene, my very first interracial scene with a fellow named Javon Jordan who has like this huge dick. A different color. I'm white just like you. I know. I'm just saying. I love interracial sex. But I couldn't believe I did it. Did you do the scene? To the hilt, man. Oh, you did? Really? It took a minute, but it worked out. So now, yeah, I've got this. Wow. It's got to warm up. But it doesn't look like, it looks like it's almost virginal. I have a really, really tight pussy too. Okay, I took a tight cut. So is that a certain type of, I love how you moved your pizza. I'm like, I really don't want to sit on that right now. She has a little slice of pizza that she moved around. Okay, wait. All right. I'm coming in. Wait, you have a tattoo that says what? Chaos in a cage. Whoa. It's a poem I wrote. It's the title. And you have little, are those bats? Yeah, I have a bat skull too. Is that what that was? A bat? How come? They're like the only mammals that can fly and then they can also make their way through anything that other animals can. You should go to Austin. They've got the bats hanging out underneath the bridge. I've seen it. Yeah, someone was like, bats normally don't come out during the day and stuff. I'm like, no, no, that's only like pipistrelle bats and stuff. And they're like, oh. Yeah, yeah. I have. Oh, can you try, can you try and face the mic? Is that better? Oh, dear. Oops. Oh, great. Now you broke it. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Forgive me. It's okay. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. You're so mean. All right. So what we're going to do is I am going to have you face the camera right here. I'm going to back off to the other mic. Here's your camera. Matt, don't be scared. No, Matt, you might want to see this. We're just going to see just how far we can go. We have Eden Blair. Well, should I switch? I'll switch around to Rose's side of the table. Oh, you certainly can. Wherever you need me to see it. Go for it. Now, I'm looking at Eden's beautiful pussy. It is a normally, I'm going to guess, a shaved beautiful pussy. Whenever I do a scene, I shave it. In between, I don't. Right now, it's like a soft little fuzzy patch. I call it the buzz cut. But it's soft. It's really, really sexy. We're going to face it towards the camera. Let me get one of it out here. Okay. That's a nice word for it. All right. And here is the pussy. Matt, did you see the pussy? I did see the pussy. Okay. So now we've got the... I saw the pussy. I definitely saw it. Right here. I don't know why. That sounds so funny. I'm going to point to the different portions of the pussy, Matt, just so we know that you know what's going on. Okay. What is... Good luck, buddy. ...this right here? I'm pulling on a part. What is this? Right. So that's the labia, or the lips. Which labia? Hang on. Move your hand. That's the outer ones. Yes. Yes, Matt. All right. All right. Okay. Now, what is... Hold on. I don't know this pussy. There we go. Yeah, I don't know this pussy very well. So I'm getting to know it. Bill Nye, the science guy, but it's gingerly. All right. Now, what is this little thing right here, this little thing on top? Hang on. Again, I've got to come around to see, but it looks like... Is that the clitoral hood or the clitoral hood? Yes, it is. What? I didn't even know that. Matt Kirsten. That's amazing. I had no idea. That's because you're a penis pro. Okay. There's so much more to you that meets the eye. Thank you. That's amazing. I paid attention to biology and nothing else. One of the very important things about a pussy is the way it smells. I'm going in for a sniff. You're okay. Trust me, she's had her nose in a lot of them. Oh, it's good. It's a good one. It's a good one. Matt, if it smells funny, don't eat it. All right. It's like official. Yes. So now we know the basics of the pussy underneath of the hood is the what? The clitoris. The clitoris. Very good. We've got the outer labia, the inner labia. What is the thing called that's just the slit? I don't know. The thing called... That is the vagina. That is the vagina. You would be correct. Whoa. Yeah. I didn't know anything. I have to do a golf clap because I've got lube all over. You've got lube, yes. All right. I'm rubbing the lube in. Now I'm going to just take it and rub it on the outside of the pussy lips. Oh, Eden, we have a rule. No orgasms on. Oh, yeah. There are no orgasms. I'm going to say bubble gum. If you get to where something feels really good, just yell out bubble gum. Yes. All right. So I'm slipping. I've got gloves on. We're always very hygienic here. Is that... All right. Finger number one. Do orgasms break FCC rules or something? Yes. They do. They do, actually. They do. It's true. It's not... We can do... I can do pretty much anything. We can talk about fucking dragons and horses. Yeah. But don't have an orgasm. But we cannot have an orgasm on the air. You can ride Falkor's dick all you want. Don't have an orgasm. It's a very tight pussy. I've got the pinky. Oh, it's warm. And it's kegeling my pinky. Okay. Are you squeezing her pinky? I don't know if I will ever get it back out again. It is being kegeled. It's... Ah! Ah! All right. So now we have one pinky. Okay. All right. Now I'm going... You know what? I have to do it backwards. Now I'm going to go for these two. You know, I would wonder what would happen if it was cold in there. That would mean they're dead. That would mean that would be wrong. So just so you know, look, we've got two in. Okay. We've got two. It's a very tight pussy. But is that a pointer and a middle? I've got a pointer and a fuck you. Yeah. So she's got her middle finger. You can officially say Ginger Lynn has her middle finger right up your... It's inside. ...your vagina. All right. Pulling them back out. Going for three this time. Jenny, are you taking notes? Does that mean you're basically flipping off all of her exes? I am. I am. Okay. So you're going for three. Going for three. And I have warmed her up. She likes me. I've got three in. Three? And they are in. And she's kegling. It is a very, very... I'm not kegling. ...very tight. You're not? No. You really like me. Oh, no. Okay. I think... I think... All right. Let's see if we can do four. I love doing that on scene. The guys are just like, oh, you're... I'm just like, you're... They're like... All right. Going for the fourth one. Okay. Going for four. And she's in. Woo! Yeah. Yeah. Woo! Are you going to do all five? I don't think... Can you? You might be able to get the fingertips in there. You're not getting a hand in there. No. There's no way. I've got my thumb. I've got all of the tips inside. Hey, where did the glove go? Give me back my glove. Just like suck the glove off. Oh, you know what? I didn't even ask if I could do this. Do you mind if I finger fuck your pussy? Oh, we forgot to ask. I had a feeling this was going to happen when you asked to check it out. Yeah. Consent. Yay! Thank you so much. Yay! It was consensual. It was. Never said no. After you had the hand in there, it was consensual. Oh, hey, my hand is in your twat. Do you mind? I forgot to ask. Doesn't that happen to you all the time as well? Oh, God. I mean, at Trader Joe's, at Ralph's. I mean, it happens all the time. Okay, Trader Joe's, I understand. Ralph's, you're just pushing it. Yeah. You know? You're crossing the line here. That was for Dutchland. That was for Dutchland. That was for... For all of our Dutchland listeners. Nice. Right now, I want you to go to a different land. We're big in Dutchland. I want you to go to a different land. I want you to go to the screaming O.com. Go to the screaming O.com. Tell them Ginger Lynn sent you. Yes. Tell them that Ginger Lynn sent you and that she told you to look at the new, brand new toy. It's a performance enhancing device called the Overtime. Oh. And the Overtime helps couples hit a home run in the bedroom with a super powered four function motor. And flexible flutter tip to tickle and tease. Say that three times fast. I know. Flexible flutter tip to... Tickle and tease. Tickle and tease. With a stretchy erection ring. What? There's a stretchy cock ring. No. Yes. There's a vibrator on top of that. How do I get that? And on top of that, there is a thing that... It's a flutter flipper flapper. I would say that. Flutter flipper flapper that goes over the hood of your... So you've got the vibration. You've got the cock ring. You've got his cock vibrating while it's inside of you. It's called Overtime. It's a performance enhancing device. It's good for him. It's good for her. It's good for everybody. It's good for the planet. It's good for the planet. Absolutely. So this goes over him, but then goes in her. No. It makes his dick vibrate. It goes... There's a piece that goes around his cock. It doesn't have to go in you. And then... No, there's a... So it turns your dick into a rabbit, basically. Yes. Yes. Matt, you are on it. You are on it with the knowledge of the vagina. Any labeling analogies, you just come to me. I've got it covered. We are going to... You might just do very well in the game that we've got coming up in a few minutes. We're going to be playing the mating game right here on Blame It On Ginger. Don't go anywhere. We've got more guests, more fun, more playtime. And we'll try not to get kicked off the air today. We'll be right back. Let's try. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.. Hi, it's me, Ginger Lynn. I want you to join me on Mound Mondays with the talented, the beautiful, the sexy Miss Nina Hartley. You're going to get a little sex breakdown. You're going to get deep inside Nina Hartley. Nina's going to go over her BDSM checklist where she's going to tell you just how naughty to be, how to do it right, how not to get hurt, and how to make your lover beg for it. She's going to make me beg for it in her little game called Forced Orgasms. And did you know Nina's going to let you know anything and everything that you didn't know about sex and were afraid to ask. That's Mound Mondays with Ginger Lynn and Nina Hartley. Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms Forced Orgasms We are back on. On? We're back on. We were off. Now we're on. We're back on. Can you hear it? We're totally back on. We're totally on. Who are we? We are. Well, we are the crack. We are. We are. Where else would you be on a Wednesday? Did you try that nut bar? I just ate your nut bar. It was fucking amazing. It was so amazing. You're listening to Blame It On Ginger. The crack is the show today. I'm Ginger Lynn with... Ro Del Grazi. And we've got more than you can handle today. We have Raul. What's up? What's happening? Raul, what's your last name? My last name's Garcia. It's a very, very generic Mexican last name. Raul Garcia. I should be able to remember that one. You have a lot of Mexican. You know what? I did look you up. I couldn't find you on Twitter. Oh, really? Oh, man, that's funny because, I mean, there's like 10 million of us on Twitter. Like, I'm sure one of them had to be me. I was looking for you. Yeah, you need to stand out somehow more. Like, in porn, like, the girls will write, like, Eden, I don't know. Let's see if yours is. Mine's just Eden Blair. My name's like, I'm the only one. A lot of the girls will do... You want to be the unconventional Eden. Yes. Yeah. EDD is there. But they'll do, let's say, you know, Juicy Jetta, Triple X. You should be... They add Triple X to it so that you know that they're in the porn business. So there needs to be a comedy one so we know which... He could be Juicy Raul Garcia. Let's call you Juicy Garcia. Juicy Garcia. I'm sorry, I'm not going to really approve that one. I'm not approving Juicy Raul, Juicy Garcia. I like Juicy Garcia. Juicy Garcia. Yeah, Juicy Garcia. That's my luck that would catch on. Yeah. That really has me into it. It's marketing, man. It's marketing. Come on. Juicy Garcia sounds like a 50s bluesman. Yeah. Juicy Garcia. I went to diarrhea. I went to a different way. I'm thinking Juicy, like the girls wear Juicy and you think their pussies are wet. Guys with, like your name is Juicy. I'm thinking there's something wrong with your butt. Your pants. Yeah, you never want to... Which is my big issue with it to be completely honest. I thought you were going to say that's your big issue. Like, yeah, that's a big issue. I'm working on it. Stop. Yeah, you never want to... I just like to say, like, oh, God, I'm wet down there. I am. You made me so wet. God, it's so hot. I'm so juicy. There he is, Juicy Garcia. We are just ruining your career. I am positively sick. I'm going to be all sweaty. You totally turned that into a catchphrase, though. I mean, it'd be good. I was just like, the moment I heard it, I'm like, this has got lighter fluid on it, man. This is going to catch the flame real quick. I would love to see that on a marquee, though. Juicy Garcia. See you at Headliners. See you in years, dude. See you. We go to high school with this guy, I know he has butt problems. Yeah, see you. You're going to see him. You know what? I always knew that. I always knew that. Damn it. How's Raul doing? I don't know, but his name's Juicy now. But he's still not Juicy these days. He's not Juicy. I don't think it's going well. Did he go to prison or something? No, man. Not bad. Something with his butt. That is one of my biggest fears. No, yes. No, no. That's a good nickname for him. So now your new biggest fear is being actually labeled Juicy Garcia. I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail. Let's just say that a few more times just to hammer home how he doesn't want that to stay. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to tweet it. If I can only multitask. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you can't. Andy Dugan, welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. It's a pleasure to have you. I looked you up. I couldn't find you either. Are you on Twitter? Absolutely. Andy J. Dugan. Andy J. Yay. So I can stand out because Juicy was taken. Yeah, yeah. I want to let you know that there is not so you can have it. Is it really Andy J.? Yeah. It really is? Andy J. Dugan. What are the odds? Here's the thing. Because there's another Andy Dugan on. So if everybody's looking up right now, you'll find. And I followed him because I thought it was Andy Dugan. And I'm like, what now? What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? What now? He steals everything from me. I know. He stole my IMDB credits. I know. He's got a better looking girlfriend. It's crazy. She might be less than you. She knows. She knows. What's funny is like if you look up Andy Dugan, he's got a great life. He does. He's the one that he's like established. Look up him at Juicy Garcia and see what that gives you. Oh, yeah. Let's Google it. Hashtag it at my face. It was already taken. Was it? By Sarah Juicy Garcia. Damn it. Oh, yeah. He's handsome. He's got hair. He like lives in Malibu. It's so depressing to see someone doing you better than you can. He's got a Wikipedia. He's two years younger than me. He's a producer, director. Yeah. He's that guy. He is excited. You know what? If you have a Wikipedia, you've made it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I don't have a Wikipedia. I have a Boobapedia. That's the one I made. You have a Boobapedia? Apparently. Oh, my God. There's a Googlepedia now? Boobapedia, she said. Oh, there she is. Oh, Boobapedia. Damn that Juicy Garcia. Oh. Oh. Back, back, back. Back, back. Back, back. Back, back. She's one of the followers of me, too. Wow. Wow. Here's the weird thing. I do have a Wikipedia, but I cannot get on Boobapedia. You can't. You can't. I show them no matter how often. Let me see your boobs. I mean, they're just not good, right? Not good boobs. You know what? They're kind of flat. Let me see both of them at the same time. Maybe when they're a pair. Oh, okay. No, it's not. I can try and push them together, but it isn't really. She's got tiny nipples. Yeah. Yeah, they're nice. Do you get the Miraculous bra? That has the double bottom. Yeah. Well, I don't really want them to look like girl titties. Should we have some kind of Indiegogo to raise money to buy me new boobs? We can. Well, I was thinking. We can get Matthews. Wait a minute here. I have one. You do not. You have an Indiegogo. Yeah. And what is an Indiegogo? It's like a fundraising thing. I lost a lot of weight, and I used to have a Triple D, and I have a C cup, and they're deflating as I keep losing weight. Oh. This bra is very padded. Can I see the actual titties? I'll be the judge of that. I've got an idea. Oh, those are beautiful. They're okay, but they used to be. Let me touch them. They used to be out to there. They were big, so. Okay. Okay. And I miss them terribly. So wait. Because you lost weight, you lost boobs. Don't tip lock. I want to know. Yeah. I've lost a significant. That's what happened. They keep going down. I've bought like three new bras in the last like six months. It's called age. That's what happens when you're 30. No. That's what happens. You're in your 20s. Aren't you? Oh, girl. Don't worry. Don't worry. This gets worse. This gets older. I'm more worried about them just. I mean, you look in the mirror, and you go, what happened? I used to be able to see something in this mirror. Do you want to smell her boob sweat? No, I'm okay. I do. I have an idea. Why don't we make Raul. We've got to check this boob sweat out. It's so really good. Wait. I got a brilliant idea. We'll make Raul the real Juicy Garcia. That way, we can get this chick who doesn't know about being Juicy Garcia. Right, right, right. Who just isn't doing it right. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry. You're not living Juicy to its potential. But then you go, go. Do you want a boob job? Is that what you want? Yes. I want them back. I don't want them like obnoxious, but my hips are like 41 inches around or so, and this is like 36. But your boobs look nice. They don't look like boobs. They look okay right now. No, they look good. They're really pretty. But another 10 pounds of this is going to be flat. Well, I get it. Because if you're in a scene and you're in a certain angle, and then they just start to hang, and you're like, oh, this is not looking good. I know. So I get it. They do. And you're used to having them flat. And I'm used to having like the Grand Canyon, you know? Why? How much weight did you lose? I was like 178, and I'm 142 right now. Wow. Yeah. And that was in like a year. Well done. Wow. Good job. Yeah. So, but I have Indiegogo. If you go into Indiegogo and you type in boobicles, which is, it's B-O-O-B-I-C-L-E-S. Like boobicles. Boobicles. Yeah, but a boob. Boobicles. It'll come up, and there's everything from a dollar to like a grand you can donate. And there's perks for everything. But the bigger perks, because it's Indiegogo, and I want to be able to offer like custom videos and stuff like that as a perk. Yeah. That didn't email me, but my email is on there, so. This is something you should spend, don't go Groupon for boobs. Yeah. You know? I'm trying to raise money. It's like eight grand, so I can go to this really good surgery. Yeah. You don't want to cheap out on that. That's not something you cheap out on. No. Because I want to get like the nice silicone ones that feel super real. Yeah. You know, under the muscle. The whole thing. I don't want them to look unnatural. I just want them to look full again. I don't like the ones that these days that you can feel. There's so many I can feel the back. Yeah. No, the back. The saline. You can feel the big grooves in the back. The new, the brand, brand new silicone is awesome. It feels like boobs. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you something. I ate a pot cookie the other night. And I got really hot. Wait, what? A pot cookie. Oh, a pot cookie. It wasn't my best idea. Did you also say like pot cuckoo? I thought she said pot cuckoo. Yeah, I got pot cuckoo. Great. I'm like, what the fuck is a pot cuckoo? I was like, you can't be eating pot cuckoos. No. No. No. It's a pot cuckoo. You got to be careful with that kind of thing. Right? I'm saying that as a friend. Yeah, you're right. I'm saying with love that you need to leave the pot cuckoos at home. Yeah, you're right. You need to put that down. I stuck with the cookie. And I ended up watching the Kardashians, which I don't know why. Oh, goodness. But, um. You have to be kind of watch that show. Have you ever seen that show, Botched? It's about botched plastic surgeries. No. Yeah, I've seen those. I would not watch that. It's bad. Oh, yeah. It's bad. I'm so paranoid. Like, I'm so worried about that. Like, the guy. Oh, God. The guy that I found is like quadruple certified with the American Board of Plastic Surgery. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, everything. Like, he's. God. I mean, it's. I was hyped. He's fake certified. He's like. Not good. You know. Is it one of those things where it's like. 20 years of school certified. I don't know what happened. We did it in the back of his van. It was really good. They're just filled with, like, well water from Mexico. I found him in the penny savers. He was in the penny savers. I had to bring him to the well water section. But he said he's really good at putting it in. Bad reputation. I'm sorry. Excuse me. I just hate people disparaging Mexican water. Well water, dude. It's really good. I've never been there. I don't know. Well, I think the moral is you don't find your surgeon on Craigslist. Yeah. You should probably do a little more research. We've got a little, a couple things that are coming up here in the next couple minutes. But what we're going to do first is we're going to, the whole process here we're going to go through is to find out which of you is the sexiest man in the room. And the sexiest man in the room does get a prize. Whoa. What is the prize? Is it going to be Matt, Andy, or Juicy? It's. I'm definitely on Juicy. I want to point out that they're wearing the same shirt. You guys are wearing the same. Yeah, I know. I mean. He's juicy. He's cherry. So we can like coordinate. Because I found him. I walked in. It was real awkward. I was like, dude, for real, same damn shirt. That's your warm plan. Literally. Pattern and everything. It's like it's radio. It's fine, right? Great minds think alike. Whatever. It's just all. And for the people listening at home and not watching the video, Eden and I came dressed the same as well. It's humiliating. Those hot pants. Those hot pants look great on you, Matt. I do not have the thighs. I do not have the thighs. We pseudo-matt. No. Wow. Matt, sorry. We coordinate. You were the first comedian to show up. You get to pick your. There's two portions of this. Oh, okay. So you're going to. The first portion is involving. We have different sponsors for our show and we have to try out different toys. Who would you like to be your partner? You get to choose from anyone on your side of the room. So I get to pick my partner out of the two guys. I'm only doing this out of convenience because we happen to be sat this way around. But I think. I think just. Just logistically it would be easier if Eden was my partner. That's. Wow. Team plaid, man. Team plaid. Whatever. Yeah. Team plaid, no? Okay. Well, it's the unfortunate thing that you two are partners. Yeah. That was my next question. No, Andy. Only one of us choose Eden? Because Juicy and I just met. There was no coin flip. There was no means at actual fairness. I was told for 30 minutes. Just, hey, you get to have the chance. It was a ploy. It was a ploy. What you do get to choose, you get to choose the toy that you use on each other. Oh. Okay. Seriously? It's Juicy and I. It's Juicy and you. Yes. So your choice is the toy. We'll go to the dark side sometime. Let's do it. Where is Stevie with the pick? Stevie, where is Stevie with the camera? We need the camera for this. All right. All right. This is the Namaste Love Ball. This is a vibrating love ball. All right. And you do need to use these in a sexual way. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? It is sexual. How do you use them? Okay. You guys have to downward dog this one. You just like rotate it around. So that's choice number one. Choice number two is the ball gag. All right. I'm gonna drop my riding crop with me. I swear. Raul is getting... We've got riding crops. How do you turn this damn thing off? Hold onto it. Jesus. Just press it and hold. There you go. All right. Wah wah. And then the third choice may have been used. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. This is the top and this is the bottom here. This is a team effort, man. I go juicy bottom. Juicy bottom. Juicy bottom. I'm not the bottom. Look, okay, then there's no democratic issue. This is a dictatorship. You just get to be the bottom, man. Freaking fascist damn show. Requiring people to be bottoms and juicy. Juicy. Not real. Would you sign me up for Rolfe? We're just preparing you for when you get arrested. It's okay. Oh, yeah. My big fear. Thank you. Every time Rolfe's commercial comes on from now on, I'm going to tell all my friends. No one is related. I'm sure they're going to love it. Juicy. Do you have a commercial on right now? I do. I do, yeah, actually. Can you tell us what it is? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I can't. I'm not sure. I mean, it's on the air right now. It's on the air. It's on the air. It's a commercial. With Michael Jordan. Yeah. Oh, how cool. Yeah. Are you in your underwear? No. No. Everyone asks that. No. Are you juicy for Jordan? Can we see you in your underwear? No. You see me in a goofy sweater and glasses. Oh, yeah. She wants to see you now. Oh, really? Oh, right now. I'd like to see you in your underwear. Can I? I don't even know if I'm wearing hands. Can't do it, buddy. You're going to get in trouble. Here you go. Call it sponsorship. I think, yeah, yeah. No, they are hands. They're so hands. Yeah. They're like a mess. Just roll the band down so you can't read it. Seriously. Oh, my God. Yeah. MJ's face is on the butt. MJ. His bonehead. Yeah. You know that dude does not call me back? He does not call me back at all. We haven't talked since then. What? Yeah. I know. It's crazy. Did you dunk on him? No. It's just like, no, no. That was. He was like, whip a dick out. That'd be cute for girls. He was underwear. He pulled to the side. Yeah. Make out with Jordan. All right. All right. We've got. Oh, you guys can't get out of this. You got to make a choice. Oh, damn. I totally forgot. Nice shot. We've got more porn stars coming in. There's more girls. Okay. And for some reason, I got to put it on dude. Right? For some reason, I can't do it to an actual porn, so I got to do it to dude. Right now, the first portion of the game. Yeah. The second portion's a girl, but. This is not what I thought it was. Gotcha, guys. You know what, man? Make sure you send me the video. What's your name? What's your name? I have a toy of choice here, which, I mean, I have sponsors. Okay. We have to. Spur, ball, and what was the other one? The gag. The gag. I'm judging you right now. Wait. So, is it fair to say that if I don't choose one, it'll be used on me? No. There's only two things that are going to be used. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Okay. I guess the ball. The namaste ball. Okay. There it is. Are you the top or the bottom? I'm not the bottom. I'll tell you that right now. Give me the fucking ball. We have Ronald or Juicy Ronald Garcia. All right. So, you want a slider? You want a fastball? What do you want? Give me that curve. Wait. Do they have to now use it? Do you want that one to change? It's a curve ball. Wait. They have to use it now. Is that the game? Just close your eyes. Turn it on. This is like a thermal detonator. Close my eyes. He's going to throw it between your pants. Can we hear? And ever so gently. How does it work? Do we hear the little vibration? Okay. All right. There it is. All right. Let us hear it. Hold it up to the top. Hold the mic so we can hear. All right. Hear that? All right. There we go. Now. Everybody relax. That would be good. It's coming for you, dog. All right. Now. So, just start using it on him. You can type 30 if you want. Andy, just lean back and enjoy yourself now. All right. And it must be sexual. You're acting out your own little porn scene right now. Well, understand that. I'm not. Can I cast it? Can I cast it? Because I'm telling you, you need to get in the casting room. I feel very show shocked right now. Okay. I'm like, okay. Imagine the girls are about to show up. And you're just practicing because it's the first time you ever got to do anything. I got some acting skill. I'm not that good. It's like when girls practice on pillows. I need pleasure. I'm not that good. You look like a commercial. You're not that good. Or cute commercial. I'm not that good. Or cute covers. I can't book a commercial. I'm saying my life. What? Exactly. Okay. All right. We got to do this. All right. Listen. I guarantee we cannot make eye contact. Oh, wait, wait. What if you put on some music to get you in the mood? Mood music? You want a little music? Yeah, yeah. Like some mood music. Let's see. Do we have any, like, can you get some good, like, maybe some- Some Barry Manilow? Yeah. Or like some- I'm doing Chip and Barry Bell. Maybe Frank Sinatra. I'm doing Chip and Barry Bell. I'm doing Chip and Barry Bell. I'm doing Chip and Barry Bell. I'm doing Chip and Barry Bell. I'm doing some- I'm doing Chip and Barry Bell. Maybe Frank Sinatra or something. I don't know. Frank Sinatra. Really, bro? Is that what you were down to? I'm sure that's what you were down to. I'm like, oh. Fly me to the moon. Like, I'm like, what? That gets you up? Hey. All right. Okay. Or maybe Kesha. I think they're still- Kesha. All right. All right. Okay. Just use it sexually. You're ready to go. You're both turned on. Okay. The girls will be here in a minute. All right. Oh, yeah. There you go. Oh, that's a lot. I'm going to throw you just like a soft lob. What? You just catch it and like niggard junk. All right? I think you should start with an apology. That's what I think you should start with. An apology. Give me something to apologize first. All right. Get the ball in your- All right. Like literally, you're going to have to catch it. I'm serious. Catch it. All right? And then we're out of this. Then we're home free. All right? Strike. Okay. I'm throwing you a strike. Don't. Okay. One, two, three. All right. All right. Oh, there we go. There you go. It's on. It's on. Baby, you did it. That is so hot. If anything, the responses are consistent. That's- I love you. I can't believe you're almost done. All right. Baby, that's not me anymore. That would be the worst thing to hear. Oh, yeah. They're going to be like, hey, that's not me. They're going to be like, hey, that's not me. They're going to be like, hey, that's not me. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Baby, that's not me. Oh, my God. I feel like you took that dialogue from what really goes on in your bedroom. Listen. I'm method, man. You just. You are. You are. I love how you dropped that entire heavy ball like right in your lap. Like right on. It hit twice. I was very happy. It's light. It's light. But, I mean, to be dropped in your. All right. Well, now, Eden. Yeah, that was. We've got Anita Blue coming in in a second. Eden, you have the upper hand here because you've been able to see just how sexy. Yeah. Now, Rahul and Andy are. But now it's time for you and Matt Kirshen. And Matt has had this on him. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, my God. It's like a puzzle. Oh, my God. Oh, you have to charge it with the USC port. We broke it. That's so safe. It's a little bit. It's a little bit. It's coming back to you, Andy. Oh, it's got different sides. It's like a magnet, too. Look. Oh, look at that. Oh, nice. Oh, snap. All right. That's from Cal Exotics. Oh. All right. Now, the next item. Have you chosen your toy here, Matt? We haven't chosen. Wait. Is he using on me or am I using on him? Well, he's decided. Well, I'm going to let Eden choose. All right. So, Eden, which toy would you like? Depending on. Depending. Ask her the question. You get to decide. You're the lady. You get to decide what toy and whose it's used on. Matt's already had this. Haven't you? Let's gag him. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Matt Kirshen's about to get ball gagged. Aren't you glad I chose the ball? Aren't you glad I chose the ball? You're taking away the only thing I'm good at. All right. The ball gag is going in his mouth. I was just more happy the throw was gentle. Yeah. I was going to say. I'm not going to lie. Eden is strapping the ball gag onto Matt Kirshen's neck and not being gentle at all. Are you okay, Matt? We have a safe word. Can you say it? All right. The safe word is Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin. He's going to have to tap. Rumpelstiltskin is a... Oh. Oh, we can write it down. Okay. You want to write it down? Oh, there you go. Are you writing it? You have to spell it right. Oh, you can't write it. Oh, okay. Hold on. There's a message. Yes, there is. Where is the spin? Okay. Now, what is your answer? When? This has been in my ass, yes. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's all right. We'll do that. All right. Everybody's been really good sports. Thank you so much. We're not done with you yet. Matt, I think that was really fucking hot and sexy that you just took it like a man. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Can I smack your ass now, at least? Yeah, you got to smack your ass. Come on. You got to smack your ass. Come on. All right. Matt's a team player. Oh, wow. You got to expose it. Come on. Whoa. Whoa. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Is that all right, Matt? Matt is writing a note for us again. And you were worried that it was the two boys. Yeah. He's writing vigorously. He's got him packed. What's it say? You ruined my chance of ever working for Disney. You know, Jessica Rabbit was created by Disney. They're horny bastards. That's very true. Yeah, that's true. Very true. All right, let's get Matt out of the ball gag. He did a great job with that. Thank you so much. Thank you. Nice. All right, we've got Anita Blue coming up in just a second. Oh, that taste is so disgusting. Joining us. Oh, you know what? That's a cleanser that you're tasting. Everything we've... It has been in somebody else's mouth before. But everything is always cleansed around here. You know what? Well done. Well done. You were just so upset at the time, dude. I'm like, I'm looking out. And we'll talk about it right now. I'm looking out. Everybody to go to the screamingo.com. And I want you to get... the Scream and Clean. It's what I use to clean all of my toys with. I just spray it on, wipe it off. It's a disinfectant. It gets rid of anything and everything. I don't know where Matt Kirshen's mouth has been, but we will get that removed from the box. Well, you know one thing now. You know at least one place. We've got a great show coming up for you. Not only have we already passed by a great show, we've got more coming. Don't go anywhere except for the ScreamingO.com. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. I want to thank everybody for being here. We're going to play a little game called the mating game. Now what this is, the girls are going to take turns asking questions. They're going to write your names down. We'll give them pens. And then they're going to keep track and score and give you points for being sexy, for having a good sexy answer. Two of you will be getting lap dances. One of you will be watching. All right. Rules have been laid out. All right. At least you don't have to give a lap dance to each other. You should be able to do it. You don't have to masturbate while you're watching. It's optional. All right. So Eden Blair is going to pick your man. You're going to ask anybody you want any question that you want. And you'll just decide who's the sexiest by the end of the game. Okay. I feel like these are all for girls. It's going to be fun. Juicy G. Word. Whatever. It's not my real sexy destination. All right. Yeah. Have you ever counted your pubic hair? That would take a long ass time. Like I'm just saying, I mean, like individually. Like, I mean, I don't know. Yeah. Hairs. Hairs? I mean, no, that's the no, not really. Because I'm just like, I got other stuff to do with my time. I mean, like, we've got 10,021 today. You've never counted them? Why would you count them? You're bored. Why would you marry a cute dick? It sounds like a post-pubescent Why would you masturbate? I mean, okay, can you just at least give me a list of people who have done this? Probably the pubescent boys that get a first pubic hair. Why did you do it? Juicy G. on Twitter, she probably did. You mean you never got excited about the first pubic hair you ever got? Yeah, but after a while it kind of wore off. So you counted it then, right? Well, that one. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this extended to like my entire life. I thought you meant like currently, today. I'm like today, no, I don't do that. Give an estimate. An estimate? Wow. I mean, I'm not a scientist or anything, but I mean, I'm saying probably in the 2000 range. I don't know. Like, I mean, That's a hairy body. I mean, for some reason I didn't get facial hair. It all went downstairs apparently. Counting your pubic hair sounds a bit like counting your blessings. It's like when you get a little bit older, a little bit older, a little bit older. Why there's not a day goes by where I don't count my pubes. It's the most fortunate I've had in life. So even if you've got 2000 down there. Give or take. I don't know. Give or take. That's sexy. There you go. All right. Anita, are you ready to pick one of the men here and ask them a question? Um, okay. She's very enthused about it. Do I have to? Do I have to ask just one of them or can I ask all three? I'm sorry, they're the three best I could get. Pick anyone that... Sorry, guys. Well, the question I have, I kind of want to know all three of their answers. You can ask all three then. Okay. This is your game. Okay. Your partner suggests adding a little role play. What do you think? I think I will get the board and dice out right now and you make me the elf you want me to be. You gotta tap that. An elf. An elf. Matt is going for an elf. Okay. I like it. He's got a dragon instead of magic. You know what? There was something there. Yeah. I'm a little juicy. Yeah. You've got a juicy. We all are, yeah. Are there cookies involved? I'd like to take it as a compliment, but I know the air conditioning is broken here. Andy, are you going to top the elf? Yeah. I mean, I think I think bringing some good stuff in here is going to be a good thing. I think bringing some cool to the bedroom is always there and I'm totally good dressing up as a schoolgirl. Got no problem. Schoolgirl route. Okay. Okay. Nice. That's awesome. Juicy. I mean, if you're going to go sacrilege, I mean, might as well go full on like priest and nun outfit. Like that might as well. If you're going to do it, you might as well do it. Why are you showing so much skin, man? Why are you showing so much skin? I went to Catholic school, man. I'm sorry. This rebellious nature just came out of me. I'm like, I'll show y'all what's up. I'll show y'all what's up. You got rebellious inside your guilt. I think we know who's kinky and sick and twisted over there on the other side already. I think we know that one. That would be all of them. The elvish. An elf and a nun and a schoolgirl? Schoolgirl and juicy superior. Oh, wait. I'm a schoolgirl. If you were an elvish, would you like fucking elvish too? Oh, God. I didn't know I had to do research. But wait, I'm a schoolgirl. I'm a pervert. I think the elf thing's kind of hot. I love it. Take it. I'll take it. I see something super perverted. Anita Blue is liking the elf thing. All right. All right. All right. Ready for the next round? I'm just asking all three of them. You like the elf thing? Yeah. All right. Wait, now you're going to ask all three of them? All right. Quick question. Do you want Andy and Matt to answer the pubic hair question? Oh, that one's already passed. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's just for juicy, right? Yeah. Just want to know how juicy the situation is. All right. If you were a candy, what kind of candy would you be? What? Uh-oh. What's the music? James Bond. There's some devil on the background. Some Jeopardy music or something. That was James Bond. Yeah. Added some heightened emotion to that. I was just like, I'm going to do this. I don't know. What do I choose? What timing? All right. What candy would you be? I think I'd be that candy where you're like, you're at home and you're watching TV and your hand just goes down the back of the couch and you're like, oh shit, free candy. Ah. Like the bonus candy you didn't know you had. Bonus candy you didn't know you had. That's a good candy. I like that candy. Okay. Nice. I would be, I'd have to go with taffy. Taffy? Why taffy? You've got to pull on taffy. Taffy. Are you flexible? Ah. And he wants to run? He wants to hand jump. Taffy doesn't stay hard though. I'd have an issue with that. Oh. But it's stretchy. It's stretchy. Stretchy. Just like your explanation. Your explanation sounds stretchy. Raul. She said, fine, but I'm going to be a jawbreaker. Oh. Got that. Yeah. Get it? Jawbreaker. Jawbreaker. Yeah, look. Jawbreaker. It's like you give TM jaw. It gets broken, you know? Yeah, that's really hot, Raul. Yeah, that's really hot. Yeah, but do you get the imagery is what I'm saying. Do you get the imagery? Jawbreaker, laffy taffy, and some old M&M's. You notice, by the way, no one went with Boston baked beans. I was going to say. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I was going to say. I was thinking Boston baked beans. That makes me sad. They were up Ginger's butt. I for sure thought someone was going to be like Snickers or something. Really? Yes. Is this on the show? What is it we're counting on this show? We count everything on this show. Man. Exactly 82? Not 83? Not 82 and a half? It's going to go over the top with 83. It's going to be 82, though, in the end. It's like. They were like three. Three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't go Snickers. There's too much nut to candy ratio. Oh, wait. Wait. I've done it. But it's got. Of course you have. It's for when you're hungry. I am a Snickers. But I'm not a guy, so I can't answer that question. Question. Did all 82 come out? They came out, but as three. They kind of melted together. Yeah. You know what's fascinating? I did not realize 82 was divisible by three. It is a numbers kind of show. It is. I didn't. I wouldn't have thought to go that far with it. It didn't really divide. You kind of. Yeah. No, you can have. There was some decimals there. They came out together and then you could have another 40 and a 40. Like a fraction. You could have. You could. You could round up. You know. Definitely round up. Definitely. Just say generally this was the seven days to get out. Seven days to get out of Ginger's butt. It's like. It took about three. It's like one of those algebra questions. Yeah. If we put this many in there. For this many days. How many would come out? How many days does it take Ginger to get all the baked beans out of her butt? They were refried by the time they came out. Once again, stepping on people's culture. Stepping on people's culture. Because I'll shut all of you down. Racist show. We're back to Anita. Anita Blue. Okay. All right. You've got three sexy hot men in the room. I know this is going to be a really tough choice. Definitely hot. All right. What is the question for the gentleman today? The next question on your how dirty are they list? She's laughing. No, I'm just laughing. I'm laughing at the paper because I got the perverted paper. I'm like, this is awesome. Mine's not very pervy. And it sounds like it's for girls. Okay. My next question. When your partner wants to try something you've never done before. That's it? The question mark was right there. Before? It was Shin. The question mark was on the other page. She had to flip it. We're seriously like that. There is more to that, right? No, that's just it. That's it? Just fill in the blank? That's it? Dot, dot, dot? All right. Okay. Just fill in the rest. Well, I don't know. I have a very bend on break policy. Like, I mean, it's just like, I mean, I'm willing to try up to a certain extent, but if it comes down to like, you know, flames and going to the hospital, I'm sorry. No, that's cool. We'll just... Hey, adventurous. That's awesome. All right. Flames. Flames. Flames. Fire scares the hell out of me. I do not like fire. I'm sorry. What about something up your butt? Oh, no. That's my butt. That's my butt. So we have a lot of those. That is sacred. The butt is sacred. I'm sorry. I'm just... Nothing going up there. Okay. It's an exit, purely. All right. No tongue. Not even a liquid tongue. What about no tongue? Like a rim tongue? Yeah, I'm talking about like, like foreign, anything foreign, other than like a little... Now he's racist. Like the top... Against myself. But like, I mean, I'm sorry. If we're talking about more than like an eighth of an inch, yeah, no, I'm sorry. Man, you just ruined all the fantasy. You ruined all the fantasy. You should have stopped. Apparently. Like anything but fire. Anything but fire. I remember. It was good. And then you kept going. All right. I'm like, hey, dude, we're talking details. All right, fine. Tongue is okay. I'm like, hey, yo, I mean, I was like, sometimes it's incidental, you know, so I'm like, whatever, it's all good. I'm not worried about it. But if it's... It's like an accident. Oh, is that my tongue? Is that your butt? Oh, I'm sorry. That was my strap on. That was a strap on. I just slipped that on while I was in doggy. Andy. That's how it's used in roles. How do you feel that one? Yeah, that's how it's used in roles. Now he's really glad that he's got a pseudonym. Yeah. He's excited. Why can't everybody want to fake name now on the show? Right. Andy Dugan. I'd be pretty much game for anything. Just make sure if it's weird, you say Rumpel. You know, that's it. Oh, Rumpelstiltskin. Yeah. Our safe word. What about... Okay, there's some weird fetishes out there. What about like where the girl, you hold her head down until she vomits while she's sucking your dick? Anything with... I mean, how far... You said anything. Oh, okay. Okay, so like bodily fluids and stuff? Like, you want to pee on me? I'm not down. But like... And vomit on me? Okay, no, that's... I think it's personally... That's not my thing. Yeah, it doesn't get me going. Yeah, it doesn't work for you. I'm not a fan of fluid down there. Like, I've never had a girl like... Like, play with me... Like, give me a foot job if that's what it's called. Right? Like, I've never had that. Like, I'd be like, all right, yeah, let's go crazy. Just wash your ankles. You know, after that, we're cool. You know? This picky dude right here. You know, gotta wash your ankles. And if it's... He went in eighth. I'll go half. No, I'm just kidding. So wait, no throw up? No, no, no fluids. Don't try it. Don't be like, hey, babe, can I poop on your chest? No, you cannot poop on my chest. But that's not a fluid. What if she wants you to do it to her? Yeah. I'm not down with that. I'm a nervous peer. I'm not gonna get involved with somebody else. Like, I'm not gonna... No, we're good. In general, you're nervous? In general. Every time you pee, you're nervous. Well, in public, I'm like, yeah, like around... Yeah, I'm like, no, no, we're good. I don't like bodily fluids and stuff like that. Do you know that Andy made me go scuba diving for this show that we're doing? And he's like... It was amazing. He goes, no, it wasn't. It was terrifying. And he's like, did you pee in the ocean? I was like, yeah, right when I was by you. I was like, welcome. No, I told you before we went in that would attract sharks. I thought I stopped it. It's a good thing that's insulated. You really got it. I don't like bodily fluids. Are you the kind of guy that like, you like come on a girl and you get someone and you're like, oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Like if a girl comes on me or like, or if I come on her, that's cool. I'm just talking about like... Don't shit on me. Don't shit on me. Don't throw up on me. Let's not play around with throw up. I knew the guy once. I was like, I want to call him. Yeah, no, I'm right there with him. And then he got someone. I went to like, you know, and he got someone on him. He's like, oh, don't touch me. And I'm like, you motherfucker. Yeah. That's like guys that won't kiss a girl after she just finished giving you a blowjob. It's like, that's your penis. Oh, he loves blowjobs. Exactly. How close do you think you are? What I do with guys like that, when I was still making movies, if I had the comophobes, is I would snowball them every time. That's amazing. I got in his face once. New Wave Hooker 6. New Wave Hooker 6. New Wave Hooker 6. No, wait, Matt's got to answer the question. Yes, he does. Matt. Well, here's the thing. Like, if you'd asked me about six months ago, I would have said I had to be careful. But now I have health insurance. So, thank you, Obama. Bring out the fire. That feels great. Okay, okay. Okay. So, you have no boundaries. There'll be some boundaries, I'm sure. Like what? Raul's got fling. Raul's got flames. And ass stuff. And he's got poo. What's yours? And ass stuff. Yeah, I'd probably, I'd probably stop before she shadowed me. Probably. Oh, you may stop. What about bugs? We had a bug girl last week. Yeah. Oh, really? Really? Yeah. A girl that brought in live, humongous fat cockroaches. Hissing cockroaches. See, that would be like me. Tarantulas. I'm not a fan. Vinegar scorpion. And blood. Okay, no blood. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I have a sense. It's a little cut me. What I would like to do is just, I've tried it, but I chicken out, is cut my man's neck just a little bit just so I can just taste it, but I'm too chicken and there's no way I can do it. So I tried doing it on his hand with an X-Acto knife. I still couldn't do it. I couldn't get myself to cut him. I couldn't do it. Yeah. So what I'm gonna do is with it, with those little, with those little pinprick things that you have. Oh, yeah. Like for diabetes. Yeah, so I think I'm gonna do it because I just want to taste, I want to suck the blood out of his finger. Okay. I don't want to like cut somebody open, but it's my man. What was that? Little shop of horrors? But here's the other thing as well. Like, like, feed me. What you think is your limit now sat around a table is very different to what you think is your limit when you're hard in bed in your moment. Yes. That's true. At that point you might be like, ah, yeah, fuck it. Bring in the bugs. Yeah. Just as long as she doesn't stop, you'll be like, whatever freaking thing you want to do, just don't stop. Yes, you're done. Don't make it weird. Change the sheets after. That's all I ask. Let's do this in a hotel room. Just. Now it's going. Ladies, we're doing it in a hotel room and we'll tip the maid generously. There you go. Is that enough questions? Ladies, you've gotten to know your men pretty well, I think. Yeah, because we're gonna come back and we're gonna do the lap dances. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's gonna be the fun part here. Okay. So do you want to think about it over the break? Yeah, I think we should think about it. Think about it over the break. We'll reveal the answers when we come back. Who was your sexiest man here? And whoever, you're each gonna pick a man that you thought was the sexiest with the questions that you asked them. If you want to come back and ask one more, if you're not sure, we can do that too. I'm looking over at Eden and Eden's looking like she needs to ask something else. One more. All right, we'll do one more. We'll do it when we come back from the break. 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Hey, yay, yay, yay. Chris gave me full permission. He did. He told me anything I want to do. He said he wanted to loosen you up a little bit. Oh, yeah. Eat a pot cookie and loosen up. So we were talking. The guys. Just got some consolation prizes. They did. And they're very excited about it. And who are the guys? Let's go around the room. I'm Ginger Lynn with. Rodel Grazi. And. I thought you was going next. But Raul Juicy Garcia. Oh. Now he likes it. Raul, wait. Hold on. We've got the beautiful Anita Blue. Well, I thought that's what I thought we were doing. I'm sorry. I thought she just said the guys. I don't know. I'm sitting. I'm like, all right. Juicy got all excited. All right. We'll do it again. Ginger Lynn. Rodel Grazi. Ginger Lynn. Anita Blue. Raul Juicy Garcia. Andy Dugan. Matt Kirshen. Eden Blair. Woo. Welcome, everybody. So good to have you. Stevie's hanging out in the corner. So glad. Good. Good. And we have over there Stevie. Stevie. Today I'm. Oh, he's Tweety today. He's Tweety. Did we have another question? Eden, did you have one? You know, I was thinking. I'm like, I want to hear what their version of dirty talk is. Ooh. Yeah. Let's hear some dirty talk, boys. Yeah. This is your final Jeopardy. I think that's really the. Refining. Yeah. You know, whether or not they sound like a gorilla, you know? A gorilla. Yeah, a gorilla. I'm like, this gorilla is not too attractive. You will say no. Any order that you want to ask these wonderful five gentlemen? No, let them figure it out. All right. All right, you guys. Who's going first? You want like an audio clip of what it would be like? Like an audition tape? Oh, yeah. Let's hear, you know, let's say you're, you know, auditioning. Let's say. Let's just hear. Oh, yeah. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear. At varying speeds. It's nighttime. What's nighttime? There's some music going on. You may have had some wine. I've just been putting it in, then I screamed, done it, and we high five. Oh, that's your sexy taste? Done it. I thought that's, is that not? You scream it? Do you scream it? Yeah, so everyone in the building knows. Oh, God. Like a gorilla, right? Like she requests. No, no, I didn't request it. I was just saying. Let's hear your sexy talk. Matt, do you have yours? I think Andy's still working on it. It's like right as you're about to come. It varies, like, to you. So, okay. No, just in general. So, right, like, this is like at the moment that I'm about to come? It's your story. This is, okay, I sound like a, I'm kind of like a. You have a ball game. Because he's kinky, right? He has no limits. Okay. Okay. That was hot. That was your sexy talk. Okay. That was good. There you go. Very good. I like it. I like it. Okay. All right. Now, Andy. Andy, we gave you a little. First of all, that was a cop out. That was a cop out. It was creative. It was creative. Well done. Well done. I'm like, I wish I would have grabbed that first. No, you don't. Yeah. I'm not grabbing that as well. There you go. You know, the bit's been done. I don't want to steal it. So, so here we go. Raul's not making eye contact with you. Don't, don't. You're looking at me pretty hard. I'm looking in the opposite direction. Do you want your vibrating ball back? Yeah, I do. Let's set the girl. Okay. Let's consider that she's playful. Okay. Do you need some help? I'm doing amazingly. Let's do this. Let's do that. Okay. Let's imagine you're doing amazingly. Let's live in a fictional world. Let's imagine that it's like, you know, that scene from Spartacus where he's all painted gold. Let's just say. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great one. I missed that. I wish I knew. I missed it. It's all good. Let's just say it's epic sex. Let's just say it's this. Epic. Epic sex. Epic. Okay. So epic sex. More than. Right when I'm about to finish. Okay. All right. Whatever you want. In any stage. Any stage. Any stage. All right. Give me that. Don't look at each other. Don't look at each other. He's supposed to do this all the time. We got way too close. They can't share a mic for this. We can't. No. No. We can't. No. Okay. Quit stalling. Come on. This better be good because it's taking a while. Well, it's like. Who am I? What? What's my name? No. That's. What was it? Eighth grade? What's my name? So. Okay. It's so weird to be like making it up like that. You're. You're. So. That's right. You're with Eden. I love how ready he's getting right now. Yeah. Right? It's not. Not. You're with Eden. Okay. You guys have had a nice night and now you're doing it. Your cock is going in and out of her sweet little pussy. This is so. The pussy. The pussy. The pussy. Yeah. You can say Rumpelstiltskin in bed. Yeah. You can just say Rumpelstiltskin if you want. It's imagining the moment. Are you really thinking about it? I am. Because you want to say the right. You know. It depends on the girl. You don't want to be creepy. Yeah. You don't want to be creepy when you're like. I'm going to grab your hair so hard and then just smack your ass. You know. You like that? Yeah. Get on top of me. Ride me hard. You sexy little wench. Come on. You dirty little girl. Are you a pirate? There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As creepy as I could. There you go. That was good. Yeah. Can you imagine he's on the set of Pirates? Yes. He's a witch. Okay. All right. Juicy. You put this nickname on me and I feel like I have to live on it. They're like, oh, what's Juicy going to do? I don't know. All right. Okay. Cool. I got to get my motivation. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Don't. Okay. Get into it. All right. Here we go. I don't. All right. There you go. All right. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. You don't get the whole thing. You don't get the whole thing right now. Oh, no. There you go. There you go. You get a little bit right now. Ah. There you go. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. No, no. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Oh. Yeah. Like a pro. Sorry to all the male listeners out there. It has to do. Oh, that's him. You don't get the whole thing. Don't I have the whole thing? Yeah. He doesn't get the whole thing. It's all right. Yeah. I was compensating for that. It's not on the way, girl. It's not on the way yet. He like closed his eyes. He was like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about it. Wow. That was a big. I'll tell you. That's a tough decision. So now, who are the sexiest guys? Guys. All right. Each of you choose whoever you think. Oh, do you want to write it down in order? Or just pick the one that you're going to give a lap dance to. Yeah. We'll start with you, Eden. Who's getting your dance? Oh, no. Can I just draw names from a hat? I don't know. So apparently nobody won. No, look, look. I have a winner. I have a winner. I have a winner. I'm sorry, guys, but you guys are a little vanilla for me. I'm going to go with Ginger. Oh. Oh, wow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I like that idea. I'm going to go with Ben. Hey, Ginger wins. All right. Ginger always wins. I guess you guys get to watch. I'll watch. It's okay. It's all right if you guys pull your dicks out. We won't mind. All right. All right. All right. I'll take it. Now, can we get music that comes into the studio that's not the hat dance? I think all their hearts just sank. Oh. Their dicks definitely did. I can teach you guys to dirty talk later. If you want. Right on. Right on. That's all good. Wow. Pretty little class. Maybe they don't have a thing about pirates. I mean, I would have. Oh, there you go. There you go. That's pirate music? That's not pirate music. That's lap dance music, right? Yeah. Okay. So the girls are going to give Ginger a lap dance. Is that correct? Or, Eden, did you have a guy that you're going to pick? I'm going to go with Ginger, too. You can, like, two-on-one it. Get them really excited. Yeah. You know they're missing. Yeah. We already got them nice and pink. That's good. We can get them red. Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, I think we're back. I think we are ready. I think we've got. Oh, you know what? This song is from The Bones. This is The Bones. They did the title song for Blame It On Ginger. Okay. I'm coming on over. I'm going to sit in the hot seat. And I have Eden and Anita Blue going to give me a lap dance. Yeah. Hopefully, they'll be getting some naked girls all over me. There you go, Anita. You can go join them over there. Should we back it up a bit? Yeah. Oh, word. Yeah, yeah. You guys are so polite. You're so polite. Wow. The people at work. You're so polite. Exactly. It's like sex toys, lap dances. Welcome to the Ginger Lynn Show. All right, buddy. We've got. There you go. Okay. My life is amazing. There we go. I've got a teen girl. Yes. I've got a new girl. Ginger's in ginger heaven. Right now. She's very excited. Getting my titties played with. As are the guys. The guys are excited, too. Let's see what she wears. Phoebe's on social media. Do you guys see what. If you had a little sexier talk. Yeah. No. I mean. I messed up. I messed up. You're bad, Juicy. I feel bad about it. You're bad, Juicy. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Get the sides first. Ginger doesn't need to do anything else but just lie there. I'll tell you. It's like a ginger sandwich. It's just the same awkwardness that like if you ever had a strip club. Are you like a dude that another dude watches? Hey. It's better. Yo, what's up, man? Is it cool that we're touching right now? I don't know. We're just watching. It's better if you guys don't make eye contact throughout this whole. We're really not. We're really not. We're really not. Because, I mean. Yay. Oh, snap. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. That was fun for me. All right. You guys are great at dirty talk and I want to thank you for your answers. Thanks for being the not sexiest guys in the room. Can get. Not only. And the only. I said we do that for Ginger's viewers. Yeah. You guys are so generous. Yeah, that's what it was. You're so generous. I tell you. It's like. There's a lot of generosity in this room. Anita Blue, what's going on with you these days? Well, I still have the webcam studio. I am actually also working on a fan site. It's called AnitaBlueLive.com and I'm still working on Pervia Live and you can find me on Twitter at AnitaBlueX and also come cam with me. We'll have fun. On streaming. Sorry. On streaming. You know what? I would watch you anywhere. You are so sexy, so beautiful, so just wonderful. You have the best energy ever. It's always such a pleasure to have you in. Thank you. And thank you. I know you don't know how to look at the camera. It's okay. She's got us kind of upside down and crooked. Don't let Ro touch anything that's technical. Sorry. Oh, God. All right. Now I can't think of your real name. I'm going juicy. It's Raul. Raul. Raul. Raul Garcia. Raul Garcia. What have you got? Where can we come in and enjoy your amazing comedy? Well, I'm actually currently performing a show over at the Second City in Hollywood. It's every Monday night at 8 o'clock. You should come check it out. It's a really, really good show. Great ensemble. But it's a fun little one hour thing. We can go have a drink after. Yeah. Learn how to do some dirty talk with juicy. First you need a coat. Just a tip. First you need a coat. Absolutely. Can we follow you on Twitter? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Raul will start. Juicy will start a Twitter after this and then you can follow me. He's on Facebook. For sure. But yeah, no, this was a great time. Very educational. Dug it. We try. It is. We try to be a little entertaining. If my audience, my listeners get turned on, their dicks get hard. If they laugh so hard they pee their pants. And if they want to throw up every once in a while because they're so disgusted, I've done my job. And that's, those are my. That's the trifecta. We're just here to help you explore your sensuality. It's all right. That's twice with the vomit is lube thing too, man. I've heard that twice already. Is that the new thing that no one's telling me about? No, I don't have a thing for that. The kids are doing. It's just coming up. It's one of those days. I don't know. It's a little warm out. You know, something. I'm on that vomit though. I'm on that vomit though. I'm on that vomit though. Come on. That's Drake. Isn't that a comment? That's Drake. That's good. Andy Dukes. Andy Dukes. Andy Dukes. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you so much, dude. pilot row and I did called Buenos Aires News. So we've got all that going on. You two are hanging out a lot. Yeah. And I've never met Chris. I don't believe he exists. I was going to say, does Chris know about this? I have. I know he exists. He exists. You like him because he gave you permission to do whatever you wanted. I know. I know. That's a pass. It's always good to get... Because if I don't have permission, I won't go there. Right. I'm old. You're old school like that. Old school. I am. I'm alive. I know. It's totally old fashioned. You're getting permission from the man. Yeah. No. I think she's lying a little bit right there. Let's call Chris. We've called Chris on the air before. Oh, yeah. I've called Chris on the air. Yes. And he took my side. I won. He did take your side. Okay. Don't call Chris. Don't call Chris. All right. Matt Kirshen, where can we see you, hear you? Well, I'm going to be in the UK for about three weeks from next week. So I don't know if you've got UK listeners, but I'm doing Gagabay. I'm doing Gags up and down the country. I'll be at the Edinburgh Festival and some other places. And then at Matt Kirshen is me on Twitter. And I have a podcast called Probably Science. That's Probably Science. That's Probably Science? Just Probably. Probably Science. Probably Science is the name of the podcast. Listen to that. It's me and two other comics and some scientists and comedians going through the week in science news badly. Oh, that sounds like fun. Give it a listen. That sounds fantastic. Thank you so much for coming back on the show today. Thank you for having me. And it is always educational. I know that. I learned a lot today. Yeah, good. Mostly about myself. You're welcome. Juicy likes, that's all. Eden Blair. Yeah, okay. So if you want to follow me on Twitter, it's just at Eden Blair. It's E-D-Y-N-B-L-A-I-R. Also on Facebook at The Eden Blair. I have a bunch of DVDs that just came out through Devil's Film. If you like the DVDs, I got a couple of those. I got a couple of those. And then some more naughty things that are a little bit more me taking control. So, you know, keep an eye out for them. If you follow me on Twitter, you'll get all the naughty updates. If you follow Facebook, it's a little bit more boring. So, other than that. I'll buy her boobs. Yeah, and help me buy my boobs. Indiegogo. It's boobicles, B-O-O-B-I-C-L-E-S. I donate a dollar, $100, 10 bucks. I don't care. There's lots of perks. And if you do, thank you. Yeah, I'll donate something to your titties. Yay. Yeah, you get a chance to own my tits. It's a great opportunity. And if I ever see you at a live event, I'll definitely smack you in the face with them. Well, let me ask you this. Do you have a boyfriend? No. No, you don't. Do you like to have sex with couples? I've had a couple threesomes. I've never had like a couple. You've never had a couple? Do you like, like if I were a part of a couple? Oh, I'm getting a proposition. I'm just thinking. The couple she's talking about. I'm thinking we might be able to donate some good money to your titty foundation. Let's have some fun. If you want to come over and play with us. You can play with my natural titties to help me get my fake ones. That's what I'm thinking about. Let's do it. I always have another. That was good. Smooth, right? It was. You're getting better at this. Totally smooth. You're getting better at just randomly, like subtly inviting people over to your bedroom. It was completely smooth. And I'll be smooth. Yes. Down there. Just had mine waxed. She goes. Do you want to touch it? I'll shave mine. Yeah. Do you want to come over for a casserole? And while you're there, let's have sex. I'm a little sweaty right now, but I just had it waxed. She did. Oh, see, I've got the little triangle. She picked the triangle. It's nice. Yeah. Is that the nicotine patch on you? Or is that a bandaid? No, that is a hormone replacement patch. What that is, is so that I don't kill people that piss me off. You are so good. You are so good. You are a giver. You are so good. Oh. You know, that's why you're so, that's why you're so wearing it. You're wearing it well. That's why you're so good. I'm wearing it right now, and I like it that everybody knows I'm wearing it. And that makes me very happy. Well, at least you didn't kill anybody. I'm looking at the clock going, how long before I kill her? I know. I'm like, oh, Ginger doesn't smoke. She's doing so well. Must be the patch. Yeah. But it's so people don't get killed. It's a murder-free patch. It's a murder-free patch. I mean, anti-murder patch. It really does work. It does, huh? Yes, it does. It keeps me from hurting people. Does it make you feel mellow? No, it just keeps me from getting, like, I get really anxious and things people say. It's like having road rage all the fucking time. All the time. And it's like when the AC is out and it's hot in here. Yeah. That's how I am all the time. And see. Got it. I should look into getting one of those patch TMS ever. I need one of those patches. When you put it on and you don't give a fuck. Really? Yeah, you really don't. Wow, I need to get one of those patches. Because I fucking want to kill people. I want to normally all the time and I just pop this puppy out and I'm good. Really? Yeah. I'm good to go. Even on the freeway? Yeah. Wow. Especially on the freeway. Yeah. I wish I could take something for the freeway. But instead of going, you stupid. You stupid fucking asshole. Yeah. I'll just go. Okay. Wow. You can have both lanes. Wow. You know. Not me. That's why I drive a Jeep Cherokee. So I can just be like, you know what, buddy? Fuck you. Yeah. I'm just coming in. You know, I'll be like, you're fast, but I can go over top of you. Yeah. I think I need one of those patches because I have a Nissan Versa. You're just pissed off about your car in general. All the time. All the time. I'm pissed off at the store. I'm pissed off. Yeah. If they were transferable, I'd let you have this one. I need you. Just like peel it and stick it. Yeah. I'll get you one for next week. Awesome. I will. You guys not heard of marijuana? It does the same thing. Like same thing. You cannot drive on marijuana. To an extent. To an extent. Oh, speaking of that, go to Beehive Concentrates. Follow them on Instagram and they have a wonderful, wonderful, it's 40% THC, 60% CBD. Oh. I love it. She likes to be like. One of my favorites. One of my favorites. One of my favorites. Is that correct, Juicy? Juicy, I got the numbers right. CBD, right? Juicy. I'll steal people. I don't know how many people know I like weed, but I sure do. So you can get some of that? You know what? It's like in jeopardy when they look at the gestures. It's a wonderful concentrate. And what they're doing is something that's called concentrates for cures. And so if you go and whatever you do with their company, you're supporting cancer survivors and helping with cancer. Cancer research. That's cool. So to Beehive Concentrates, follow them on Instagram. I want to thank everybody so much. It's been a fabulous show. We have a big party like this. It's good to see everybody. Good to see new friends, old friends, and hopefully continuing friends. So few people come back. Have a great day. We'll talk to you tomorrow here on Blame It On Ginger. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you