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I faked her out. I pretended that I was not going to touch Ro De La Grazia's beautiful titties. I did the aura around them. I just had my hands maybe two inches around the sides, up and underneath, playing with those titties but not really touching them. And then what happened? She grabbed me and she shook me like a shake, like a smoothie shake. I'm going to shake you all night long, girl. Chris goes, should I be worried about this? Oh, did he really? Really? Oh, you know, somebody grabbing boobs. Could lead to other things, Stevie. I'm just kidding. Boob grabbing. Well, you've touched a clit. I don't know what it could lead to next, Stevie. There may be. Who are we? I am Ginger Lynn with? Ro. I'll try it again. Welcome to Blame It on Ginger. I'm Ginger Lynn with? I'm Stevie. I'm Ro. Yay. Ro who? Oh, De La Grazia. You're De La Grazia. Oh, I'm De La Grazia. De La Grazia. De La Grazia. You're a nice Italian girl. De La Grazia. I'm a nice Italian girl. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. In the Bronx? Long Island. Long Island. Long Island. I feel it's the same thing. It's close. There's a lot more prostitutes in the Bronx, I think. In the Bronx. I'm a really tall girl, so my feet are in the Bronx. My head's over in Queens. Did you ever see that Green is for the money, Gold is for the honey on HBO? No. So it's a documentary about prostitution, and they go to Hunts Point in the Bronx. It's like you drive off and the prostitutes are waiting. Like, they're everywhere, right? It's a smorgasbord. Yeah, and they have pimps, but some are freelancing. And the ones that freelance don't make as much money as the ones with the pimps. Oh, really? Yeah, because she'll be like, what about $5 for a blowjob? I'm like, $5? Seriously? $5 for a blowjob? It might have been $20, but it was ridiculous. I did one for $20. $20? You blew somebody for $20? I needed gas money. I really needed gas money. Stevie! I did. Did you really? I said he was drunk. What, did he have a Groupon? No, it was like... He was an oldie friend of mine. The friend pawned him off. He pawned him off on me. Okay. I wasn't interested in him, and he was just so drunk, and he wouldn't let go of me. So I wanted him to let go of my shirt. And I wanted $20, so... Yeah, so I thought about it. Stevie, we've got to raise your standards. You wanted him to let go of the shirt. You could slip out of the shirt. Yes, and I'm thinking the next time, if he's that drunk, just trip him, roll him, and grab his wallet. Get the fuck out of it. You don't need to... I'd let him go. He won't even remember that you blew him. Yeah, leave the license. Oh, God. That was the worst thing. He was so drunk. Yes, yes. Just take the cash. Yeah. He couldn't come. Oh, yeah. How long did you go at it? Like an hour. Oh, my God. For $20? For $20? For $20? I did a $20 blowjob. I got a 10 in my pocket. What do I get for that? Get over here. You've touched a clit. I'll throw in five. There you go. And as Ro's boyfriend is concerned about, we know that licking pussy, or touching a clit leads to pussy licking. We know that titty juggling leads to... Great ratings. Well, yes, it does help our ratings. By the way, we are number three. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! We're in our category on iTunes. Woo! Woo! And you can help out there. What I'd really love you to do is to go to iTunes right now. Yeah. And rate us. We need you to rate us. Our numbers are great, but we need reviews. We want you to tell us all about the show, what you love. You know what? Fuck it. If you don't like it... Yeah. Talk about a different show. Yeah. Talk about somebody else. We know you're there. I just don't know what you think. We want to know what you think. We do. We do. We do. Oh, so what I was going to tell you about the Hunts Point thing is, one night, real quick, I was... I was bartending in Queens, and a guy, like, passed out. Well, I thought... I didn't know if he was special or just drunk, so I just assumed he was special. And I know it's terrible. I don't want to... I don't want to... Right? So, I asked my boss, I go, do you think he's... I mean, I used a bad word. I wasn't sure. We say... We use the word... Retoaded. Retoaded. Retoaded. Retoaded is fine. It's like... Once you're toad, it's a deadly challenge. So, I asked my boss that. Should I serve him? And he goes, eh, probably... You know? You know? Serve him. So, he ordered... It's 20 bucks. Give him a drink. It doesn't matter. I was serious. Like, I'll have a double vodka and crap. And I'm like... That was me. He's just drunk. Yeah. That was me, bro. That's so me. I know. And I charged him for a double, but I poured him a single. And... Oh, no. He picked up the drink, and he motorboated it. He went... I'm like, oh, shit. This guy's drunk, right? So, then he passes... But you weren't sure. I wasn't sure, but I was like, uh-oh. And my other friend, who was like, oh, my God. My friend who was serving, he goes, don't serve that guy. I go, what the fuck do you know, Ronnie? Who cares? Right? So, he passes out on the bar. This is when you could smoke. Is this the place that I know you from? No. This is back in Queens. In New York. Oh, you're back in New York. Oh, back in New York. You're in the hooker district. Yeah. This is where I used to work. And you could smoke back in the day. Right. In a bar, right? In a bar, sure. This is only a couple years ago. I don't want to date myself. Anyway, so, basically... Chris. Chris is calling right now. No. The bar... He leaves a... Basically, like, okay, buddy, you got to get up. Because now, if you pass out, we can no longer serve you. It's like a rule, right? But you can't serve them if they're sleeping. Exactly. Unless you hold their mouth open and pour it down, which Rowan has been known to do. I would, but this time... She said it to me. No. I've never even bought a drink. She just says it to me every time I go in. You should just get a pipe and charcoal them. She has a hose. Yeah. It's a funnel. Yeah. Just mix some charcoal and water. I pour some pink champagne down it. Get that in his stomach. Yeah. No. No. Not to make you throw up. No. No more alcohol. Yeah. Row just gets me drunk, and once I pass out, she keeps me going for days. And I feed her french fries. She does. French fries. And then she moves my mouth for me. Yeah. And then I get her a grilled artichoke to go. No, but... This guy pans it out. She knows. She knows. So, all of a sudden, what happens is, we go, buddy, you got to get up. He gets up, right? And then he falls on the floor. Did you catch him? No. And we just let him, like... And in New York, when somebody falls on the floor, people just step over him to leave the restaurant. The restaurant. Nobody helped him. And my boss goes, oh, shit, call 911. So, we called him a taxi to tell him, like, oh, here's your choice. You can get in a taxi, or you can... Do 911. Or we got to call 911, right? He's drunk. He can't even think. I know. Well, the taxi pulls up, and he goes, hey, buddy, where do you live? Because we go, hey, where do you live? And he goes... He's going to throw up in this taxi. I know, but we don't care. But better than the bar. Exactly. And we go, where do you live? And you know what he's going to do? He goes, I live in Hunts Point in the Bronx. Nobody lives in Hunts Point in the Bronx. He's looking for a prostitute. Oh. Right? I'm a little slow. But I get it now. So, literally, the cab, we go, they pick him up, they drop him on the ground outside. It's at night. And we don't really care. And the cab goes, come with me, right? And the guy's like, what? And then he goes, forget it, I'm out. So, he leaves. And then the fire department shows up, because you know they're the first ones that show up, right? Yeah. And he goes, you called the fire department on me. Right? That's the only thing he got out. And then the ambulance shows up. And when they saw him... They recognized him. Oh, okay. Because he's a regular. They go, oh, this guy? We know this guy. They go, what are you on tonight? And he was on Percocet, Valium, and Vicodin. Oh, that's my favorite combo. And he was drinking. That's what I'm on right now. Oh. Yeah. You're so... You're so cool. But I've built up quite a tolerance. Well, you would love this. They looked at me and they go, did you serve him? And I looked at them and I went, no. No. Of course not. Are you kidding me? I would never do that. I was like, no. No. I'm sorry. He... He was really drunk when he got here. He was... I met a drunk guy one night. One night? And he was trying to get a hotel. And that was every night, Stevie. I know. Okay, go ahead. You're sorry. You know, this one's quick, but so like... Oh, it's okay. No, I love your stories. I'm looking around and I'm thinking, where can he go? And I ended up taking him to this really nice hotel, but I knew... Yeah, I was just trying to... Did you pay for it? No, no, I was... No. He was going to pay for the hotel. He just wanted me to take him to the hotel. And I was like... Oh. Because, you know, like the vagabond at that time. They had, I think it was the Holiday Inn. Okay. And everything. There's this cute little one. There's a little restaurant downtown. And they got this little courtyard. And I was like, you know, they have these antiques. And all these really great antiques in the hallway. Like old couches. That's always a big selling point for homeless vagabonds. No, no, no. They're... Like two in the morning, they lock the doors. Okay. So I just kind of go up and I'm like, this is the place you want to go. And I grab the door. And I'm like, go ahead and open it. And then he ended up grabbing it. And I'm like, I'm grabbing the door. And I thought, it won't open. It opened. So now you're within... This is a homeless guy. Now we're inside this hotel. With a drunk guy? Yeah. And it's haunted. Like room number 17 is haunted by this chick who hates men. Why? Especially men with mustaches. Because she was a prostitute. And she ended up... Wait. Was her pimp? Did he have a mustache? She got killed. She was murdered in room number 17. No. Did you go into room number 17? I haven't gone in. But people who've gone there for their weddings and stuff. Why would you stay there? Yeah. And especially... On your wedding night. Yeah. What is wrong with you? Not you. Oh. But people just say... It's a nice... It's a cute little hotel. I mean, some people might not believe in ghosts. I do. I would. Yeah. But there was one lady who stayed in the room. And like her husband went out. And then she heard him come into the room and get into the bed next to her. Creepy. And all of a sudden, the door opened again. And it was him for real? And she reached over. This is the story. Okay. And she felt like this cold slab of meat in the bed. And she freaked out. And her husband... They got out of there. Then there was another woman who was getting married. And she got locked out of the room. There's times where people have gotten locked out of this room. Okay. And she likes women's underwear. So people would like leave. You know, maybe it's somebody who works at the hotel who likes people's underwear. And they just... And sneaks into the room. Yeah. And plays with it. And throws it all over the... But it might be the ghost. Supposedly it's a ghost. But I take him in there. What is a ghost? Now, if a ghost wants to play with used underwear, I suggest they go to gingerlandauctions.com. Just saying. Go ahead with your story. Oh, definitely. Because ghosts know how to use the internet. Let's be real. Let's just go... Especially ghosts that like... If they're playing with underwear... Wet panties. Hello. I've got used dirty ones just for them. Go to that ghost. Yes. Get them your knockers there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm inviting you in. Come into the light. Yes. Come to gingerlandauctions.com. Come and get... Now, wait. Emma Stevie. No. And Sandy Kennedy's underwear. Stevie. Dirty panties. Just shot. Did you go in there with the drunk guy? I took him in and there was a couch at the top of the stairs. Okay. And I left him on the couch. His wallet had fallen out of his pocket. I stuck his wallet back into his pocket. I left him there. So months down the line... You just left him there. I just left. What was I going to do with the drunk guy? You know, I went home with one drunk guy that could function. Well, you blew the one. I'm thinking, I don't know. Oh, this guy... But he didn't have... I left him. He had money. You knew where his wallet was. But the thing was, like, when you said that the people knew him, months down the line, I'm out. I'm out with some friends. I'm talking to this woman. I'm like, oh, she's like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I go, what do you do? She goes, oh, well, I manage this hotel. I go, oh, my God. I go, I was in there one night. She goes, you were? I go, yeah, I was so surprised. You need to check your doors because they're usually locked. Well, I met this guy and he didn't know where to stay. So I took him to your hotel. And she goes, oh, my God, it was you? That was you? And I'm like, oh, what happened? And she goes, he's like this drunk. He's like this drunk that everybody knows. Like, we saw him in the morning. We told him he had to leave. And he was trying to actually check in and get a room. And we were like, no, you need to leave. And he wouldn't leave. So we called the cops. And they're like, what are you doing on the side of town? Aren't you supposed to be on the east end? Like, they designate places for drunks to, like, be. Oh, my God. Yeah. And she just, like, died. She's like, I can't believe you let him. She knew his name. Oh, my God. And you. Wow. How did he get over to the west side? The west side? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he walked. He probably just walked. Drank his way to the west side. Got drunk and met me. I put him on a couch. He's like, I'm moving on up. And then, yeah, I ended up going back. Stevie, you've got a reputation everywhere. Yeah. Everywhere you go. Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes. I like to travel. Oh, God. We've got Nikki Delano in just a few minutes. Oh. Yep. Okay, great. Great. Great. That just threw me off there. We were all looking at each other in confusion. I'm not confused anymore. Because what I want to do is, we have not gotten too deep inside Ro De La Grazie. It's our segment. It's our segment. Yes. I am Ginger Lynn with. Ro De La Grazie. Stevie. Right here on Blame It On Ginger. All right, Ro. I feel like we need, like, once you go deep inside Ro, it goes. I just wish we had a drunk person in this seat right next to me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Do we have a sound effect? No. Maybe. Oh, okay. We could have sound effects. I could. I have my phone. All right, what sound effects are you good at? Oh, shoot. I just realized my phone is on. Uh-oh. All right. Here's your question, Ro. I didn't even give you a number. You know what? Hold on. I've got somebody on the line. I'm not going to give you your question right now. Oh, okay. What I am going to do is, Stevie, we've got the amazing, the wonderful Miss Nikki Delano coming on the line in just a second. What can you tell us about Miss Nikki Delano? Porn star. Feminist. Not feminist. Just feminine woman. Wonderful girl. What can you tell us about Nikki Delano? Well, I can tell you she is hot. She's a Puerto Rican, Colombian, and Italian girl. She's been in the business for like three years. She's got 300 scenes. 300 scenes? Yeah, from like top studios. You know, like Digital Playground, Browsers, Wicked, Elegant, Angel, Jules Dreyfus. I mean, the list goes on. She's stunningly beautiful. Now, I haven't seen her in a while. The last time I saw her, she was a blonde. And then I saw that she went back to a brunette. Well, you know, she played Shakira in like El Gordo in Y La Flaca, which is like the- I have a big ass. No. Did you just say I have a big ass? No, not you. She played it. Or I have a flat ass. A flat ass. I have a large flat ass. No, you have an envelope. That's so not true. What? You have an apple bottom. I have an apple bottom. You have an apple bottom. I do. Yeah. And why did you just say I had a big, flat, large ass? She's drunk. We're talking about Nikki Delano. She's got an apple bottom, too. She's got the most beautiful, hard, firm ass I've ever seen. Wait, is that the one that's the forensics? This woman, yes. Forensics. Stevie, tell us more about her. You're going to hear- Oh, gosh. You know, this girl- Yes, go ahead. She's got so many nominations. She's really into fitness, and that explains her bottom, why it's so firm. You could literally, and I mean this, bounce a quarter off of her ass. It's absolutely perfect. It's- It's one of the firmest, hardest, highest asses I've ever seen in my life. And we were actually supposed to be able to touch it today, but we can't. Well, we'll find out in a moment why. We'll find out? Yes. What else about Nikki Delano? Oh, well, she's this forensics thing. It's really interesting. That's cool. She's into forensics? She's into forensics, into forensic psychology. She has a minor in addiction studies. What's her major in? In criminology. Her major? We're going to have to ask her. But she's- Her bachelor's is forensic psychology. Oh, my God. Yes. I love that. Okay. I don't. I don't want anyone that's smarter than me around. That's why this is your last day, Ro. Stevie, you've got to go. We're done. Well, we're not sure. You might be able to stay. But you can follow. I charge more for a blowjob if I was- You know what? You're so cute. I don't know. I did a $300 one once, but I didn't claim it. I shouldn't be saying this because I didn't claim it on my taxes. You claimed the $20 one? I did. You did? What are you- Did you get a W-2 or do you get a- No, it was extra income. You're so cute. You're so honest. But- Is that- I get confused with that. Is that a nine- What is it? A $10.99? $10.99? $10.99? Or is that a W-2? There was no paperwork, really. It just went- You didn't have them sign anything? Into my pocket. Oh, gosh. You know what, though? Only to be known about on- Blame it on Shincher. You better- But you've made up for it. I, in fact- I know for a fact that you have paid extra taxes in other years when- Because you did your math wrong. I did. So you're fine. I did, yeah. And I will raise my hand. Yes. My left and my right. Yes. Yes. Yes, Stevie. So anything else before Nikki comes on the air that we need to know about her? Well, you can follow her at Twitter, at Nikki Delano. And that's N-I-K-K-I-D-E-L-A-N-O. And she has an Instagram, I assume. Maybe under Nikki Delano. We'll have to ask her on that. We'll find out. Let's go to Nikki Delano. Nikki, are you there, beautiful girl? I am here. You guys sound pretty low, though. You guys can talk up a little bit. Are we low? I can hear you, but it sounds- You guys, the volume sounds pretty low over there. Yeah, you know, I don't know. Oh, my goodness. Do we sound better now? Is it better now? You might have just been on hold. No, you guys sound about the same. I can hear you. It's got to really, like, really focus on it. I'll speak very slowly. I'm going to pick up a speaker. And it's like I can barely, like- I can hear you, but very faintly. Are you watching us live? Because I can turn to the camera. No. No, I'm actually in my car right now. I'm running around. I'm leaving to New York tomorrow, so- You're moving to New York tomorrow? I'm going to New York tomorrow, yes. Did you say you're moving there? No, no, no, no. I'm going there. You're going there. I'm going to be dancing in Pennsylvania this weekend. So I'm going to go fly into New York and then go to Pennsylvania on Saturday and Sunday. Friday and Saturday. And what are you doing in Pennsylvania on Friday and Saturday? Oh. I'm going to be featured dancing at the Fox Gentleman's Club. The Fox Gentleman's Club in? Bath, Pennsylvania? Bath, Pennsylvania. Wow. Now, how long have you been? We were just reading your bio, finding out a little bit more about you. I didn't know that you were so smart. Oh, thank you. I had a dream in forensic psychology. I have two minors, one in addiction studies and one in criminology. Yeah. Can you pick up stuff? Like, you know, it says here. You're doing it. You're doing lap dancing. Can you give a guy a lap dance and know if, you know, and read all about him and know if he's a criminal or something or what he's done that day? What do you mean? Are you able to pick up on your men? Pick up on their personalities. Like, can you give somebody a lap dance and read them well enough to know, okay, this guy's a sociopath. This guy's, you know, can you? No, I need a little bit more details than that. You can't tell by the ridges in their penis? I wouldn't be like his child. I could put details and like, you know, just stuff like that. Not only that, I can't really mind reading. Do they tell you stuff that kind of makes you freak out? Like, you know, you're in the middle of the lap dance and you're like, oh my gosh, this guy's getting ready to... Kill a wife. Kill his wife, yeah. And run out of the country with his children. That's just an awful thought, Stevie. That's funny. No, I can't do that. No. This is, these are very different jobs, you know. Yeah. I'm an adult and having a bachelor's in forensic psychology. That's two different majors. Yeah. What made you, why did you make the decision to get into adult films? It was kind of a revenge kind of thing. I was, when I got into school, I wanted to go in the NYPD or the FBI. And I graduated school, I got a regular job working in an office as an office manager. And I was dating this guy and him and I, like, he cheated on me. And... Scumbag. I did modeling as a hobby. And I was working at a convention. And this guy came up to me and asked me, would you want to be in an adult movie? And I said, hell no. He's like, well, take my card. If you think about it, call me. So a month later, I found that my boyfriend cheated on me and I called up that agent. And then he pulled me out to Miami and I shot some scenes with mofos and bang bros. And then ever since then, I've been in the adult industry. Congratulations, honey. That's awesome. And are you enjoying yourself? Of course. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. You're definitely one of the hottest, most beautiful women that I've ever seen. Are you blonde or brunette right now? Last time I saw you, you were blonde when you shot for gingerlynauctions.com. I'm brunette now. You've gone back to your... Now, what is your heritage? I'm Puerto Rican, Italian, and Colombian, but I'm a natural redhead. So am I. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. So am I. Maybe, you know what? It's very rare that you get two redheads together where they scissor their pussies, and I, being the girl that I am, I'm a redhead. The girl that I am, I'm a giver. I am going to offer you up my pussy to scissor. Mmm, yummy. Mmm. Sounds delicious. That sounds hot. What's your favorite thing about being in the adult film industry? What gives you the most freedom or the most excitement? What's, if you had to pick one favorite thing, what really makes you get going? I love meeting different people. I've met so many people, and it's opened up doors to other things besides the adult industry. So I'm guessing like the... The opening of the door, like I got into mainstream stuff, you know, I do feature dancing, do modeling, so the ability to branch out. Now, and what type of mainstream projects have you been working on? I did a movie called Jersey Shore Massacre. It's a mainstream horror film. Congratulations. And what's it called again? It was a documentary aired two months ago in Brazil on Na Pele, which is a Brazilian TV show that's really popular out there. They followed my life and shy loved life for seven days and did a documentary on us. Is that the one called In My Skin? I'm sorry? Is that the In My Skin documentary? Yeah, it's called In My Skin, yes. In My Skin. And where can we see that? It's actually on a Brazilian television show. It's in Brazil. Oh, it's in Brazil, so we can't see it here in America? It's not like on YouTube? If they Google it, they can find it on TV. I mean, find it on the internet. I would love to see it. Now, do you speak... American or do you speak... Portuguese is what they speak in Brazil, correct? I speak English. I speak English. I'm speaking American. You speak American? You speak American? You speak American? I couldn't think of the word. I'm going, what is the word for English? I can't fucking think. Anybody know where I can get a Brazilian nut down here? I can't find anything. I like American cheese. Oh, you must be American. Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? I couldn't think of what the word was. Anybody know where I can get American cheese? My favorite. I am not going to have... I don't have college graduates on my show anymore, Nikki Delano. That's it. You've ruined it for everyone. No, but she played Shakira. Now, did Shakira actually see El Gordo y la Flaca and ask them... Yeah, that was a mainstream television show. They did a parody on it, and I played Shakira. And I had sex with Ricky Martin. How was that? Because Ricky's gay, isn't he? Yeah. I thought he was gay. It was really cool. It was really fun. I had a really good time. Did his dick get hard? Well, it obviously wasn't Ricky Martin. Oh, I'm thinking you... Oh, for real? I thought you really did Ricky Martin. I'm going, that is so fucking cool. I was going to be like, did he sing She Bangs? Is that his song? Yeah. I thought She Bangs was the special kid from American Idol. No, he did the... Isn't that right? William Hung? Yeah. He did... Shake Your Bon Bon, too, or something like that. He did She Bangs, didn't he? He did the cover. He did the cover. Yeah. Yeah. But he didn't do the actual... So, Nikki, will you be directing or writing anytime? I'm sure. Probably in the next year, I want to direct my own movie. And I direct from my own website, so, you know, I do my own stuff. Like, I write my own skits for my own content, so... What is your website, sweetheart? It's called... It's NikkiDelano.com. N-I-K-K-I-D-E-L-A-N-O. Wonderful. And again, this weekend, you're going to be appearing where? In Pennsylvania at the Fox Gentleman's Club. In Pennsylvania at the Fox Gentleman's Club. Do you have any special tricks you do up on stage? Do you do themes? Do you have costumes? What's your stage show like? Oh, yeah, of course. I have my costumes. I have my games on stage. I have my signings afterwards. What kind of games do you play on stage? It depends on the club. I prefer them to come actually, and they can watch them. Instead of me saying it, I want them to come and actually see me on stage and perform. Wonderful. I don't want to give away all my secrets. Don't want to give them all away. Nikki, it's cold over there, so just dress warm. Well, how was it working... She'll be naked. Nikki, how was it working with Robert Root? Because I see that you've just done Low Rider Magazine, and I'm curious how your shoot was with working with the motorcycles, because if you don't know, Ginger and motorcycles go together, too. But that was the first car magazine, and it was awesome. It was... A regular... Did they give you a motorcycle? I'm sorry? Did they give you a motorcycle? Were you able... Did you have any... Did you have any fun times on that motorcycle? No. What do you mean? They gave it to me? Have you ever had sex on a motorcycle? Oh, no, no, no, I haven't. No? I don't like motorcycles, honestly. They're dangerous. I love them. I have to tell you a funny story. I was doing a film called Blame It on Ginger, and it's a film that I wrote where I couldn't decide... Each man that I wanted... Let's say that one guy was a masseuse, and I loved that part of him. Another guy was a biker, and I loved that part of him. So I had nine different husbands and or boyfriends because none of them individually could add up to the whole man that I wanted. So I just... I had a little... You know, whenever one would come home, I would pull out their little bin with their toothbrush and their clothes and their other things. And Peter North played a biker. Now, Peter... Oh, Peter. Peter had never ridden a motorcycle in his life. And so the scene is supposed to be that he pulls up on this Harley, and I'm wearing a patch over one eye. I'm wearing a patch over one eye. I'm wearing a patch over one eye. I got like a pyrilla going on in this plethora... Is it plethora? No, plethora. Not a plethora. No, the leather. What is a plethora? Pleather. It was a pleather dress. What is a plethora? What's a plethora? I have lots of ideas. So anyway, Peter North pulls up on this Harley. He's supposed to be all badass, and I'm standing there with my fishnets and my boots and this patch over my eye. And he doesn't know how to work the throttle. He drives right through the... Shut up. ...the sliding glass window. That is awesome. Right through it. That was his big moment on a motorcycle. Did he mess his hair up? He was pissed. I hope he messed that in. He was so pissed. Yes, he did mess his hair up. Well, I think if I hadn't laughed, it probably would not have pissed him off as much. Oh, my gosh. You're doing great, honey. I'm sure he looked great going through a window. So, Nikki, you might want to try it on a Harley, but I would suggest that you do it when they're standing still. Kickstands are pretty strong. I'll take notes on that. I'll take notes. Do you have any favorite... Who's your favorite male porn star? James Dean is pretty awesome, and Missy Martinez is a girl. She's pretty awesome. Oh, I love Missy. She's fabulous. And James is wonderful as well. We're going to have him on the show very soon. He's coming in. That's cool. That's wonderful. What about girls? Now, if I were to make a comeback, would you have sex with me? Of course, yeah. We'd be two redheads. Two sexy redheads. Then I'm thinking, why don't you just come over to my house? I'm not going to make a comeback, but... I'm not going to make a comeback. Now that I know that you want to have sex with me, or that you at least would, I'm thinking just come back to my house. We'll have a great time. I promise to make you smile. Sounds good. We'll book a date together. We'll get together and have some dinner and stuff, and then afterwards we'll have some fun. We'll have a play date. Now, will you be wearing a T-shirt? I see here, you also have two tops. You're selling T-shirts. What is that? What exactly? Yeah, for Q and the Shirts, they have Dope Girl and Max. It's like an urban T-shirt. Is it with your picture on it, or is it an outline of you? Because I haven't seen the shirt yet. It has a picture of me on there, but it's all like... It's very artsy. And you're the top seller of those T-shirts? Yeah, they're pretty popular on there. Pretty popular. Where can we find your shirts? On tits.com. Tits? Like tits? Tits.com? T-I-T-T-S, or is it one T? Yeah. No, tits.com. Okay, so there's two, not three. I added an extra one. T-I-T... Don't make that face at me, bro. T-I-T-S.com is where you can buy Nikki Delano's T-shirts. Well, honey, I wish you all the best with your upcoming projects, with all of your mainstream, your adult. Your dance gig this weekend is in Pennsylvania, in, I believe, Bath, Pennsylvania. Is that where it is, Stevie? Yes, it is. It's in Bath, Pennsylvania. I've never been there, but I'm sure I have a reputation there. Pennsylvania has great, great, great fans. I love the dancing in Pennsylvania. And your website is NikkiDelano.com. What is your Twitter? It's at NikkiDelano, and my Instagram is at NikkiDelano also. Wonderful, sweetheart. Thank you so much for calling in the next time that you're back in town. Will you come in and play with us? Yes, next time I will. I don't have to go into school because I have to be in my class, so yeah. If I would have gone, it would have been taking me forever during rush hour to go to school. I would have to go there and come back. Are you going on another degree? I'll come to the studio. Wonderful, sweetheart. That would be fantastic. I wish you all the best. Thank you so much, Nikki Delano. All right. Thank you, Nikki. Thank you, sweetheart. All right. I want to know, Ro, I've got to get better at multitasking. Yes, you do. I'm trying to tweet and talk, and it's not working. It's not working. I noticed that. You got very quiet. I did. I was trying. I was playing strip poker on your phone. I was like, I'm trying to tweet, and then I was trying to think of, I couldn't think of Stevie's Twitter handle. I couldn't think of Stevie's Twitter handle, so I just put NTV. Oh, who am I? Skip happy snap. Skip happy. But I'm more active on my Facebook under Steve Zambrano with the pink mustache. We will look for you there. I want to know, Ro. Yes. Are you looking to spice things up in the bedroom, baby? Sure. Have you been fantasizing about surprising your lover with an adventurous new toy or adult movie? Sure. What's on Netflix? Well, no. Here's an offer you won't be able to resist. What's that? Go to Go to AdamandEve.com and for a limited time only, you'll get 50, five, zero, 50% off just about any item. Really? Mm-hmm. But that's not all. Oh, no. What else? Oh, no. When you select your one item at 50% off, you'll also receive three free adult DVDs. Get out of here. Uh-huh. Just for a little inspiration. Plus. What? A free gift. What is it? So sensual. I can't tell you. I can't mention it on the radio. Why not? That's a good thing. To top it all off. We'll even throw in free shipping on your entire order. And no, we are not teasing. It's true. So check out AdamandEve.com today for the special offer. Get 50% off one item when you type ginger for the offer code upon checkout. When you do, you'll get three free DVDs, a free extra gift, and free shipping. Just use offer code ginger at AdamandEve.com. We've got lots more coming up for you in just a minute. Don't go anywhere. I'm going to give Ro her free pussy licking during the break. We'll be right back here on Blame It on Ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Every single Thursday, I'm going to be bringing you whores and horrors with Miss Kelly Nichols. You're going to get inside Kelly. You're going to get to tickle my fancy. Guess what's up Ginger's ass. One of my favorite games. We'll put something up there. Blindfold Kelly. She's going to get down on her hands and knees and eat it out and see if she can guess what's been up in my butt. We've got queer quote, queer, queer quote, queer quote, queer quote. Mystery X rated 3000 theater. We've got gross out, the horror game, educating Gina and talking dirty to me as well as many, many other things. That's Thursday's whores and horrors with Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. But it does not. I am Ginger Lynn with the famous Ro De La Grazie. The penis pro. The penis pro. Ro the penis pro. Are you getting your right? And? Stevie. Try it again. Stevie. There you go. There you go. Are you getting a lot of people coming up now and asking you for penis tips? At work a lot and I bartend. That's really weird. I'm just kidding. Everyone must have heard last Wednesday's show when you did Ro the penis pro. And I must say, you're very, very good. You had many more skills and tricks than I thought that you would have. Thank you. Do you know what I'm not a pro at? What? Trying to Facebook and be on the radio at the same time. That is not good. Well, then maybe you should not be Facebooking. Maybe you should be on the radio. I was trying to Facebook our show. Oh, that's a good thing. Oh, well then get back to work. I'm not really good at this. All right, fine. Then I'm going to get deep inside of you. That's where I'm going right now. Deep inside Ro De La Grazie. And your question is. Okay. If you. If your orgasm had a different sound than it already does now, what would it be? I want to hear what your original is. And if it's the same, then we won't have to do another one. But if not, I want to hear both. I think she wants you to repeat the question. Yeah. Wait. If your orgasm had a different sound than it already does now, if it did, what would that sound be? Okay. The sound would be hoo, hoo. Because I like owls. Hoo. That sounds like a strange. That sounds like a stranger in the night. Oh, no, no. Like, hoo. Hoo. Who are you? No, it's not a stranger. Oh, gosh. Oh, you know. This is why he gets upset. That's really not a turn on for me. I don't. I don't get the whole, the whole hoo thing. It's a very wise, wise ya-ya. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It's a wise, wise. Men would ask it questions before they penetrate. They would go down there and ask questions. Yeah. Did you call it a ya-ya? Yeah, he did. I did. It's a ya-ya. What is it? Have you heard it called a ya-ya? No, but this is the first time I like it. Ya-ya. I thought ya-ya meant cocaine. Does it? No, yay-yo. Yay-yo? Yeah, yay-yo. I had to throw a bunch of cocaine away once. Oh, I'm not. Why did you throw a bunch of cocaine? Oh, my. What? My friend had a bowl of cocaine. A bowl? A bowl. Like a cereal bowl full of cocaine. Are you close friends with this person? Kind of. Okay. Kind of. Did you know that he had a coke problem? Well, I actually. That's a coke problem. Yeah, I mean a bowl. Okay. I drove my friend to rehab. Oh. Okay, so you are aware that that's not a good thing to have around is a bowl of cocaine. Yes. Any cocaine really is not good to have around. It's not Cocoa Puffs. No. No, it was white. Yeah. It's cocaine. No, I like the little round chocolatey ones that look like little deer turds. Those are the best. Those are the best? Cocoa crisps? Whatever. They look like deer turds. Deer turds? Oh, that's Reese's peanut butter puffs. Oh. Or Cocoa Puffs. I think it's Cocoa Puffs. Oh, yeah. Those are good. I like Cocoa Puffs. I like Reese's peanut butter puffs too. They're good. Oh, I haven't tried those. Oh, my God. They're so good. Did you bring any? No, I'll bring a box next week. Okay. Oh, and we can sit in them. We can sit in them. We will eat them with our pussies, with our assholes. We will see how many. You know what? We have not done the ginger jar. We have it? No. Do you know what the... What's the ginger jar? The ginger jar is where we take an item and it's like when you go to the fair when you're... Well, the fair... There's fairs that you used to go to and there would be a jar with jelly beans in it and you would have to guess how many jelly beans and you would win the prize. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what we do is we get whatever the item is, Cocoa Puffs or the Reese's peanut butter puffs and we put them out in a little pile and we kind of go, okay, I think ginger can fit 17 of those in her pussy. I think ginger can fit 484 in her pussy. So we all take turns guessing and then we actually put them in my pussy. They're tiny. One by one? They're really tiny. They're like, like the size of a deer turd, right? No, rabbits. Rabbit turds. Is it rabbit turd? It's like goat turds. Goats turd like that because I thought they were... All the kids were feeding all the goats. You two are very familiar with your turds. I'm going on. I just want a peanut butter puff in my butt. You want peanut butter? No, they're like... I was at the zoo, the petting zoo. Yeah. I didn't have money for Melba Toast and I saw this bucket and I thought it was alfalfa, little alfalfa pellets and I went over there and I took a look a big scoop out of it and all the goats are running at me and I've got two handfuls of these. You've had goats turd? They wouldn't eat them. Of course not. They came up to me and they were all on me and they kept looking and they wouldn't eat it and I was like, what's wrong? Next thing I know, one goat turns around, its ass just blooms and out comes... What you're holding in your hands. What I'm holding in my hands. That whole bucket. I almost died. I couldn't believe I had two handfuls of goat shit. I'm trying to feed the goats. That's kind of a jerk. That's what they're thinking. Anybody have hand sanitizer? I need to rope this back in and bring it all around. Okay, so we're going to go back to the cocaine and then I want to hear, Ro, if your orgasm had a different sound. I'm not buying the hoo-hoo. No, okay, yeah. I'm not buying it. Not the hoo-hoo? So, Stevie, quickly, bowl of cocaine. I didn't know what to do with it. First I thought, okay, I'll just flush it down the toilet. What does it have to do with a different sound of orgasm? I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't have to do with orgasm. It doesn't. Cocaine and orgasms? I don't... Hmm. We could... This would be something new. Okay, did I miss something? I'm very confused. I'm very confused. Okay, so there's no... There's nothing to do with orgasms and the cocaine. The Ro's orgasm sounds are completely different than your bowl of cocaine. I don't know. We'd have to go there to find out, but I don't know if we should. I don't know if we should either. I don't know if we should go to the bowl anymore. No, I did cocaine once. Oh, yes. I can see how that would be the same. In Vegas. I was in Las Vegas. I won't tell you who I did it with. Okay. But... Was he famous? Oh, gosh. Yes? Yes. He was really cute. Oh, I know who it is. Of course I wouldn't say. But I know who it is. I'll tell you afterwards. But I did, yeah. I was in the hotel room and he looked at me and he was cutting me up. Cutting these lines. And I just kind of looked and he was like, you gonna... That's the friend who had the bowl? No, no, no. This is a whole different person who had the bowl. But wait, did you do the... Did you do cocaine? I did it, but you know, the thing is, is I can't do cocaine because I get... You should not do cocaine. I should not do it because I get... No one should. Homicidal. Really? It gets you enraged? I'm not an angry person. Suicidal or homicidal? I'm like, well, that's it. I messed up. Suicidal. It makes me suicidal because I was at the Tropicana and all I wanted to do was run at my window. At that time, it had all those... I don't know if it's the lights that go down like a waterfall down the side of the hotel. Right. Okay. All I wanted to do was jump out the window and I had to like stay in bed with my... I had two friends. They weren't married yet, but I was laying in bed and all night, I just thought, I need to get up and jump out of the window. Oh my God. Yeah, so I'm not good on cocaine. I'm gonna tell you a couple things. Number one, no more $20 blowjobs. No. Okay. Number two, pay your taxes. Okay. I do pay my taxes all the time. He just declares his blowjobs on his tax. I declare the blowjobs under extra income. Extra income. Okay, good, good, good. Very responsible. And three, don't do cocaine. Yeah, don't do cocaine. Don't do drugs at all. They're not good for you. They're expensive. I'm not into drugs at all. Yeah. I only did it because he was cute and he offered it. He was so cute. He is cute. He's really cute. He's very cute. I couldn't say no. I was just like, Did you have sex with him, at least? I wish. No, it was pretty much worthless. You ended up sleeping in between a couple of sex. With a cute guy and you felt like And you wanted to jump through the window. Yes. I just wanted to jump out of the window. Wow. Now I'm thinking maybe I should do cocaine. It sounds wonderful. I was going to say. That's terrible. Okay. Did you think that you were going to fly? Is that why you wanted to jump out the window? I didn't think I was going to fly. If I had angel dust, maybe. Yeah. But I... Why did you want to jump out the window? It was an uncontrollable urge. I also wanted to like bite my fingers. So... I was really... That's really weird. I've never done cocaine. I don't know. But I would... I don't know if I'd want to do all that. It made me crazy. No, I don't think so. You have so much to learn, Stevie. All right. Let's bring it back around to Ro now. The question was if your orgasm had a sound different than it is right now, what would it be now? Your original answer was who? Who? Because I like owls. Not because I didn't know that there's somebody. Like if I could make my... If I could make my... You weren't wondering who was licking your pussy? Yeah, no. I know, but I'm saying if I could make... If I could like produce a sound, right, that I would pick, you know, you could pick your own soundtrack. Right. I would pick the lollipop popping because then you know it's done. How many licks? Like a... Oh. Yeah. I can't do it either. I can't do it. You have a stealth pussy. That's what it is because owls, have you seen them fly? It's kind of creepy. Really? They're real quiet. So it's... And they snatch up their victim. Your pussy is like up in the tree. You know, you're like... No, no. Don't go to pussy getting snatched by an owl. No, do not go there. I have the best pussy licking of my... Okay. I'm going to cut you off right now. Just going to end the whole swooping down. I was looking at my victim. Anything with a pussy. No. No. No. We're going back to the happy place. My shirt today says what? Happy. Happy. Happy. Because I'm happy. Happy. Happy. Joy. Happy. Thank you. We have happy listeners here. Yeah. You guys are freaking me the fuck out here. So, okay. Ginger's shirt says happy. My shirt says happy. And last night, I thank you. I have to tell you, I've been getting my pussy licked... How many times? No, I was just going back to the first time and I was going to say how many years, but I'm not even going to. Oh, no, don't. I've had my pussy licked more than once. I promise. More than twice. More than twice. And I've been with my man for coming up on six years. Last night, I had the most amazing experience ever. What happened? What happened? Did you cook him something? No. And then he was like, did you make the engagement chicken? I heard about that on the radio the other day. Engagement chicken. No, no one should ever get engaged, nor should anyone ever get married. I just don't believe in it and I think it's fucked up. And don't get engaged to a chicken. Ever. No. Ever. No, but he's... Last year for my birthday, what I asked for was one hour of pussy licking. Okay. That was one of the gifts that I wanted. Was there an expiration date on that? No, no. I got it on my birthday. Oh, okay. I got it on my birthday and it was amazing but I found... I thought, okay, for an hour, I'm just gonna lay there and get my pussy licked. It's gonna be this amazing experience and it was so fucking intense that I had the first orgasm and I had to do that push away where you kick him and you're going... Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. God. Stop. And so I got four, maybe five, could have been six really good orgasms but they were so intense that it was just... Yeah. It was just fucking amazing but it was a whole different experience. Last night, I had said to Nick, I said to him, when I get home from work, I want you to lick my pussy and I meant it. Okay. Okay. And she did. She meant it. And so I went upstairs, I went into the bedroom, he said, take your clothes off and just the way he said it, take your clothes off. Yeah, he got down. And I took my pants off and he said, take the rest of your clothes off. Oh. So I took the rest of my clothes off and it was that, hmm, daddy's gonna fuck me. Daddy's gonna, you know. I don't use the word daddy. Daddy. Daddy. So anyway, he spreads my legs open and crawls up the inside of my ankles and my calves. I thought you were gonna say crawls up you, like in your, I thought you were gonna say crawls up your vagina. How big do you think my vagina is? I don't know, but it's just the way it started. It's like, and then he crawled up in there. And stayed up there for five hours and came out with a lock. No, he was doing that in charge, powerful, sexy thing where he was squeezing my thighs and then he was like, and the inside of my calves and all the way up my legs and then he licked around the outside and then normally there's like a build up time and he just went right in. He did the, No foreplay. Well, there was the crawling up my legs. Okay. There was the licking the outside of my pussy and then straight for the clit and it wasn't like a, it was slow. There's different kinds. There's, and there's like, Oh, the sensual reel. That sounded a little like a gremlin. That's how I feel like gizmo, gizmo, giving head. Yeah, no, it wasn't like that at all. It was amazing. Does anybody know gizmo? I know gizmo. Don't feed him after midnight. Oh no. Don't give him water. Don't get him wet. Oh no, I don't know gizmo. Could you imagine like a horror porn with gizmo? Oh my God, you got me wet after midnight. A gremlin comes out of a vagina. And spike. So Nick crawls up the inside, licks the outside of my pussy, goes for my clit, gives me the most amazing orgasm. And it was like I was riding a wave. I had, the buildup was very, very fast. I had that first orgasm. And then rather than having to push him away, it, it never ended. I felt like I was on a rollercoaster. The never ending orgasm. Now do you think he learned something at your blowjob workshop? No, I think it was, no, no, Nick said, I had a fabulous pussy licker. There was something different about my pussy. I had five orgasms that were unbelievable. They never ended. The difference is, I don't know about guys. I'm going to guess it's the same for you. After you get your cock sucked, after you cum, your dick is really sensitive. Yes. That's how pussy, that's how my clit is. Ro? Yeah, but I was just thinking about TMJ. Oh God. When your jaw locks? That can happen. And then it's really hard not to scrape it with your teeth. That's a problem. Because your jaw really wants to close. Yeah. And you got to keep it open. Oh my God, that's terrible. If the guy's really big, you really have to like keep it open. No. You need something in there. They need to create something. Well, here's, this is why, Ro. I'm not a porn star. I'm going to touch, no. This is why I'm gently caressing your right arm, your wrist, running my nails up and down. I'm going to slide my fingers so we're kind of holding hands. We're holding hands. Finger inside a finger. This is why pussy licking is so amazing. Yeah. Because your jaw does not get tired. You don't get TMJ. You don't have to open it that wide. Yeah. Oh, see, I've been doing the wrong thing all these years. Yeah, look at this. Yeah, so I would love to turn you on to the joys of pussy licking. And I'm just going to go out with, all right, Ro, give us your real orgasm sound. If you had one that replaced the one that you have, what would it be? Do you watch porn? What would be your new orgasm sound? I don't know. Stevie? Deep, deep. Stevie, do you have one ready? Oh, my God. Stop it. It's a pigeon. I'm scared of your orgasms. You should be. I'm terrified of your orgasms. Do you have any things for birds? Do you have some fowls? I do. You're just foul. I am. I literally got for Valentine's Day, I thought it was cute. I got, he wanted a mouse to the computer, so I got him one that had little lovebirds on it. Oh, I thought you were going That's sweet. And he thought it was cheesy. That's cute. But I thought it was cute. That's really sweet. Yeah. Thank you. He's cheesy. He's probably got dick cheese if he talks like that. Yeah. That's not nice. But he was very, he spoiled me though on Valentine's Day. What did he do? He got me like a big bouquet of like these roses with orchids in them. Orchid? Orchids? Orchids? Orchids? Orchids? Orchids. Orchids. Orchids are good. Or if you're from New York, it's orchids. Orchids. I love these orchids. He got me a two pound box of See's candy. And he got me this necklace and these earrings to match. Oh, my God. I know. Oh, you made out. You made out like a bandit. And the necklace to match. Oh, my God. And then he took me out to dinner. There you go. Yeah. And then we got a couple's massage. All right. I take back the dick cheese thing and keep him. Did he lick your pussy though? No, I'm not certain. No, he did everything and missed that part? I think it was the wrong time. Oh, I get it. It was a red Valentine's. It was like it's very, either it was like that. Yeah. But, but, you know, honestly, I had an awesome time and we had a couple's massage and he said he heard two sounds. He's never got a massage before. He's not that kind of. Never, ever. And the first one was a couple's massage. Yeah. And he had a really, it was really nice, but happy ending. No, no. Well, you took him to the wrong place, Ro. He'd be taking you for massages every day if you took him to a rubbing dog. But I know. Honey, I got you another couple's massage. Honey, I got you another couple's massage. I know. I was like, but I did at one point, I hadn't gotten a massage in a while, so I love massages. I do too. Right. And it was only an hour, but at one point he said I heard two noises. Two noises? This is what I heard. That's so nice. And then I heard. So I was like groaning, I guess, from like, you know, because when they, I'm kind of a wimp, but so when they get into you, you're like, like that, but then you hear. And I just, he's like, you were out. You were out. And I thought I was asleep, but I didn't know. You know when you're sleeping, but you're not sure if you're sleeping? Did you have? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of in between. And then you do that weird jerk thing. Like you fall off of a bicycle. Because you can't, there's somebody else there that you're not comfortable with, so you're kind of not really sleeping. No, it wasn't even that. It was just that the massage was really good, so it kind of takes you to that state where you're like, am I, where am I? That's how I judge my massages. If you can make me fall asleep, yeah, that's, you're floating. You're floating. Yeah, so you're not like passed out completely, but you're like floating. I went to one once and it was so bad. They were just putting things all over me. Really? All kinds of weird. Rocks and seaweed. No, it was like my friend made this. All kinds of weird stuff that his friend made. No, that's not a massage. And he was, it was at that massage, there was a, it was actually called like a massage place or something like that. It was the jizz from the other guys in the other rooms. My friend left this for you. Oh no. Do you know that, I know that there was a massage place. It was like a manicure. I put that in, in quotes. It was like manicure, pedicure, and they do hair, like a ton of things and they also have cleaning maids, you know that kind of thing. But there's a massage parlor and I know it was like a rub and tug because I've never seen so many dudes go in. Like every guy's like, can I get a massage? Cash only, right? Of course. Okay, so then. And it's like 120 bucks instead of the 40 it should have been. Yeah, and you go, okay, so I know it was. So one time, this was a couple years ago, me and my friend are getting pedicures, right? Because they had a cheap deal, right? It was like manicure, pedicure for 21 bucks, right? Oh, great deal. Which is great, right? Because they could do that because they had the rub and tug, right? Well, all of a sudden, we're sitting there and I see at the time, my roommate, her boyfriend walks in and we go, oh, hey. And he goes, oh, you're getting a pedicure? He goes, hey, I was coming in for a massage and we go, oh, hey, guess who just came here? Blah, blah, blah, just showed up and she goes, really? He told me he was at a business meeting. I was like, oh, yeah, it got canceled. It got canceled. Oh, dog. Dog. But you know what? I would rather my boyfriend tell me he wants to get something done and I'll go with you. You don't need to sneak around. You really don't. But you know what? We're not going to be sneaking around here. We have got, coming up after the break, Eric Shantz in studio with us. I am Ginger Lynn with Ro Del Grazi. And right here on Blame It on Ginger. Right now, I want you to go to iTunes. I want you to give us a review. Write a review. Write a review. Tell everybody what you think of the show. And then follow me on Twitter, Blame It on Ginger. Ro, what is your Twitter? At Ro Del Grazi. R-O-D-E-L-L-E-G-R-A-Z as in zebra I-E. Got it. Stevie, what's your Twitter? My Twitter is, I never tweet. That's better to go to my Facebook. That's so long. You should cut it down. I never tweet. I'll make a new name up. I had a fake one. My friend convinced me to do a regular one. And anything from the show that I put up is on my Facebook. And I have a Instagram, which is Click-O-Matic with a K at the end. Click-O-Matic. So C-L-I-C-K-O-M-A-T-I-K. And I'll have pictures up from here. Perfect. You can come and check the show out at Skid Row Studios on my Instagram. Perfect. Come up in just a minute. Eric Schantz, we'll be right back here on Blame It on Ginger. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. When Eric walked in, you said, how do you feel about your testicles? That was amazing. I am Ginger Lynn with Ro Del Grazi. And our special guest, Eric Schantz. Eric Schantz in studio. And who? Thank you for having me. Stevie. Stevie. Eric, thank you so much for coming in. Have you had a good day? Today's been terrible, but this makes up for it. Yeah. Well, did it help when you walked in and I did, the first thing I said to you was hi, nice to meet you and how do you feel about your testicles? Very attached to them. I enjoy them. Same answer. Now, did Ro not give you a little heads up about the show? She said it was a little unorthodox. Yes. Is that the word we're using these days? Yeah, I think it was unorthodox. Okay. It's not your mother's show. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It could be. It could be, yeah. You don't know my mom. I know. It could be my mom's show, too. I shouldn't say. Ma, sorry, but it could be your show. You know what? I think your mom is the only one that's written us a review so far. Seriously? And what she said was, it's not my type of show, but good luck. That's funny. She's like, let me give you tips on anal. Mom. So, Eric, I'm not going to start you off with just shocking your balls, shocking any of your body parts. That's good. I thought I would slow it down a little bit. Now, have you ever been into bondage and domination at all? No. I had handcuffs for a while, but that was about it. Were they fuzzy? No, they weren't. They were real handcuffs? Real handcuffs. Like police issued ones? Yeah, well, it was like a fraternity thing we did, and it was like you were handcuffed to your date, and then everybody was handcuffed at the end of the night. Wait, you were handcuffed to your date the whole time? Yeah. What if you have to pee? That's really fucking hot. That was the only time there was gatekeepers that they would unlock you just for the bathroom break, and then you would come back out. Really? That's no fun. Well, that's silly. Now, the best thing would have been that you go in together, and she holds- That would be awesome. One of my favorite things to do is to hold my man's dick while he's peeing, and I can feel the piss. Really? Really? Really? Really? I can run through it, and it's- You like pee. I'm fascinated with piss. Yeah. I am. I think golden showers are- Would you use pee on your face to get rid of wrinkles if you had to? Somebody told me about that trick. I've drank pee. Yeah, you're right. So I- I wouldn't do that. Somebody told me that's a trick, and I did not believe that. I would put it in ice cube trays, and then melt it on people. Really? Piss? Ice cubes? Yeah, piss ice cubes. Why not? Something new. Because it should be hot, but I want to do it cold. Piss. And then just leave it on somebody? And just, yeah, play around with somebody. Just somebody I like. With pee? Maybe a little- Somebody who's into pee. Maybe I would try it out, but I would do it with- I'm going ice cubes. I want you to put those piss ice cubes in my ass. Yes! I would love to see- There we go. Sorry, I got on the unorthodox- Yeah, the Craigslist ad for that. Hey, I've got some pee cubes. Anybody down? Now, my initial- Are they shaped like penises? Yeah. They could be shaped like anything. Oh, because nowadays- Because you can get creative. I'm not afraid of the clitoris. So they could be little clitoris ice cubes now. Yeah. I'm not afraid. He's not afraid. I actually- You might want to try at home. We have Han Solo ice cube trays. One of those. From the Star Wars. Remember when he was carbonite? We have- It comes out looking like he was in carbonite. That's funny. And we also have the mega death star. The round cube. I'm such a nerd. I want the mega death star. Oh, my ass. You want that? Yeah. See, I have the giant whiskey cubes. That's about as big as I get. Yeah. That's what they are. But the mega death star. I'm thinking I would probably go with the giant whiskey cubes before I would go with the piss, the urine ice cubes. And I'll tell you why. Okay. I love urine. She does. It's meant to be warm. That's part of the turnout about it. And now my man has the best pee pee ever. I love the way it is. It's clear. He drinks a lot of water. He's got a lot of fluids in him. So there's really not a lot going on except pure piss. But the thing about pee pee is it does smell funny at times. Yeah. And I'm thinking that at least- Well, mine does. My man's really clean. It's much better than mine. Does he not eat asparagus? I was just going to say asparagus. That's funny. He does not eat peas. He does not eat anything green. Is pineapple juice true? Is that a big thing? I haven't heard that here. Pineapple juice is true as well as celery. Yeah. I heard celery. They both work. Yeah. They both work. There was a company that came out a few years ago with a tea that you could brew which had pineapple juice and ginger and one other thing in it. And it made, I swear to God, they said, if you drink this, you're going to get a lot of pussy juice and honey was in it. It's going to make your pussy juices taste like sweet, like sugar. Oh my God. I had the best tasting pussy for like, it was like a mango pussy. It was so fresh. Like a mango. You know, it's always fresh, but it had a sweetness to it. Can you get that at Fresh and Easy, I wonder? Probably. That's my middle name, Fresh and Easy. It was something I was going to say about pee, but I forgot. Oh, so if he doesn't eat green, you know, if you eat a lot of greens, you know, you'll poo green. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah. I had to take it to the... Yeah. And if you drink beet juice, you'll poo red. I swear to God. Okay, let's bring it back to the sexy, back to the sexy, bro. I'm saying if you drink beet juice, you're going to have red poo and then you freak out for a minute and then you'll, yeah. Okay, now make your orgasm sound again. Oh, it's the pigeon. Sounds like a cat. She's changing her orgasm sound. Yeah. Does it sound like a bird? It was like a bulldozer and now it's quiet. Now quiet. Eric. You're in a quiet apartment. You are a comedian and you've got a big show coming up this weekend, I believe, or when is your show? Next weekend. Next weekend. What are you doing? We have a big festival. Yeah. We have the Slow Comedy Festival up in San Luis Obispo. Yay. The Slow Comedy Festival in San Luis Obispo. It's a blast. How can I get tickets? How can I find out where to go? You can find us out online, www.slocomedyfestival.com. Slocomedyfestival.com. Slowcomedyfestival.com. It's four nights. It's four nights. It's four nights. Four nights? 25 shows. All themed from PG-13 to adult rated. There's a poison show at the very end of the night on Friday and Saturday that you have to be drunk to go on stage. Poison show? Yeah. You'd love it. Oh, it's so fun. There's something for everybody. So I try to make sure that it starts off light at five o'clock in the afternoon and we just gradually work to dirty all the way at the end of the night. Now, is San Luis Obispo the one that's south of here or north of here near Santa Barbara? It's north. It's dead between San Francisco and here. Yeah. How many? So what, about four and a half hours? No, it's up there. It's three and a half. It's 180 miles, I think. Oh, that's not bad. It's up by the Madonna Inn. Oh, I know. The Madonna Inn. Right by the Madonna Inn. There's like, now, Sarmiento is up there. The mansion. Hearst Castle. Hearst Castle. Yeah. That's a little further north. Madonna Inn is right where we're at. Yeah. That sounds like a blast. Oh, my God. And it's all different. There's 10 different venues. So you literally walk off stage here. You go to the next, right across the street. You do that show. You pop back and forth. So it's, they're all right there. 25 different shows. Does that mean 25 different comedians or how many? There's 48 comedians in total. That's amazing. And the slow, say it again, slow. Slow Comedy Festival. Slow Comedy Festival. So it's S-L-O. So there's no W. I started four years ago, right? This is our fourth year right now, yeah. Congratulations. That sounds like a blast. Oh, my God. A lot of fun. Who are some of the people in your lineup? This year, what do we have? We have. We got Lamont Ferguson. Lamont Ferguson. John DiResta. Jay London. Colin. Colin Moulton. Mark Ryan. Let's see. We have Chris Bennett and Sid Davis. And we have, there's just a ton of different comics. 48 different. Wow. What a lineup. That's, and this is your show. You've been doing this now for four years. Yeah, I did. I did the Edinburgh Festival in Scotland and just fell in love with the idea. Because here everyone does competitions and I didn't want to have really a competition. Right. So this is just a festival. Come up. Have fun. We have Miller Lite sponsored us. So we get like 20 cases of beer for all the comics. And I just pass that out over the weekend for everybody. Yeah. And then all the venues take care of. You pass out? No, I pass that out to everybody. Well, pass the beer out. I thought you just passed out for the weekend. We'll do it on Saturday. Yeah. Well, then we all pass out. Yeah. When somebody has a party in their room and next thing you know, you're like. Well, I hosted the Poison Show on Saturday last year and I'm doing it again this year. Yeah. So I, like that's because I finally can relax and I get fucking hammered. Yeah. And by the time I'm off the stage, I'm just like, I just, I wake up in bed. The next morning trying to figure out how I left the show and got there. Yeah, exactly. It's just a fun time. Are you staying in the Madonna Inn? No, we got, everyone stays at the Lexington Inn. Okay. So it's all the comedians. So we pretty much take the whole back half of the hotel and it's ours. Yeah. And last year somebody complained about us being too loud at 5 a.m. Imagine that. And the hotel refunded them the money and said, sorry about that. See you later. How do you keep all your groupies away? I mean. Do you have a lot of, a lot of groupies? Well, last year we started getting more people. What do you call them? Chuckle fuckers. They're called chuckle fuckers? Chuckle fuckers. Are they, are chuckle fuckers usually multi-orgasmic or? Yeah, they are. Multi-psycho. Multi-psycho, yeah. Multi-psycho. Well, they can find where you live. So I try not to, I try to. Do they have a good knock knock joke? Do you let them in? It's called knock knock, I'm at your door, open up. You're like, how'd you find me? Hi. You, you're so funny. You're really funny, I really like you. Yeah. I want to suck you. I want to suck you, dick. Oh, they come out. They come out. They really do. I'm sure, yeah. And they dress up. Yeah, we had a few of them there last year. Yeah. Every year it gets a little, a little more like, like the first year no one really showed up because they didn't know where we were at. Yeah. And the second year, you know, they found out where the hotel was. This year I took the hotel off the map. Yeah. So it's not even on there anymore because I did that for the comedians that are walking around drunk, so now that's gone. We'll get robbed. So if you're listening to us right here right now on Blame It On Ginger, you're staying at the Lexington Inn? Lexington Inn. Room 212. Room 212. Just checking that. San Luis Obispo. That's not this weekend, but next weekend, which would be the 1st of March? 27th till the 2nd of March. 27th of February till the 2nd of March. Yeah. That sounds like a blast. I would love to go up and do that. We have a ton of- Four days? I actually have people that are regulars at the bar I work at, they're coming up to see the shows because they had so much fun when they came up. They just have a blast. That's awesome. That's what I'm hoping to get it like because, you know, I did Kilkenny in Ireland and that was, you know, that was a nice day. I was like, I'm going to be in Ireland for an hour and a half from Dublin and every, like the whole town, it'd be 30,000 visitors coming down for comedy. Yeah. And the place would just be packed. And it was just the best time ever. Everyone's drinking at like noon and it's just an all day party. So he recreated that. And you're doing it for four days. So you went to, you went to Ireland. They do it for five days in Ireland. They do it for five and then- And then Edinburgh does it 27 days. Yeah. What? Now do they travel? Do all the people from Ireland go to Scotland? Wait, did you say 27 days? Yeah. 27 day festival. Straight. Okay. The Irish know how to party. Fuck. Oh, that's Scotland over there. That's Scotland. Yeah. Kilkenny in Ireland is the other one that's five days. That's a hundred shows over the five days. And then Edinburgh does like 300 shows a day. They did- That's insane. They have so much power. They moved the liquor laws. So it has to be done at two in the morning during a regular time. Right. During the festival month, it's 4 a.m. Wow. That's incredible. Awesome. That's awesome. That's just amazing. That's a party that never ends. You know what? I'm proud to be, I'm not Scottish, but I'm right next door. I'm Irish and German and Cherokee Indian. So I'm going to say that I am proud to be close to Scotland where they do a 27 day party. Yeah, it's 27. And it's poetry. It's music. It's improv. It's stand up. It's- Anything, sketch, everything you can think of. Yeah. There's one show called Spanked. They do it midnight till three in the morning. And anybody can promote their show because everyone does one man shows. Right. So in order to promote your one man show, you have to be nude on their stage for one minute. So you get one minute to talk about whatever you want. But you have to be nude. You have to be nude to promote your show. Ginger should do that. Ginger, you should do that. You should do that for one minute. You'd be like a minute. In Scotland? You know what I used to do when I was stripping? I would do probably 10 to 20 minutes after my show where I did a nude stand up little- Really? Yeah. Oh, that's fun. I had my own little naked stand up and then I did a Q and A and, but I had my, you know, my ba-dum-ba-dum jokes. I mean, I'm not, I'm not very good. Did you get naked? I'm not very good. Did you get naked? I'm not very good. Did you get naked? I'm not good at doing it naked. You didn't do it? No. I'm very comfortable naked. So it wouldn't be, it would not be a challenge for me. Now, I would love to see Ro. Yeah. First of all, I would love to see Ro naked. Yeah. I'm never naked. Ever? Not really. I, I, I'm a never nude. I'm a never nude. I see titty. I'm literally like, you know what's funny is- Oh! I was peeking and I got bit. What was that? She bit me. That was my orgasm sound. Now that's an orgasm sound. Ah! This is killing me. They surprised her. Ro never knows when she's gonna have one. I actually, I like it. Do you sleep in the nude? Um, when I'm not at home. Okay. Okay. Only when you're not at home. Only when I'm not at home. Okay, got it. Only because of the family environment. Oh, got it. And because of earthquakes. And I swear to God, last night- Yeah! That's a good point. After sex- I thought about that. I, you know, I was laying there and I said to my boyfriend, I said, I would love just to lie here naked. I would love to lie here naked. And be with you all night. And he goes, I'm gonna be naked. And I'm like, okay. So I laid there for about 30 seconds and I'm going, what if there's an earthquake? What if, what if, what if, what if there's a fire? I like how Ginger doesn't mind if she's naked ever, but if there's a natural disaster, clothes on. Well, no, because I don't want to step in glass. Oh, good point. Oh, with shoes on too? So would you sleep with your shoes? No, I have them by the bed. I have my Uggs by the bed. No, I wear- Got my work boots right there. I need some, I need to be ready to run. And the thing is, I've got a catwalk in my house. Oh, good point. So my bedroom is on, it's like shaped like an L and my, the, the family members, children are at the other end of the hallway. So I've got to run across a catwalk. So if it collapses, I'm going down and I'm just thinking if I'm going to die, I'd rather, Oh, good point. Oh, good point. I don't want to be found naked. I was naked on- I get it. I get it. I know I've spent most of my life naked. I've been a porn star for over that many years. You're like, oh, they're not going to say when. Now, would you want to be found naked? Well, I'm dead. I really wouldn't care. You wouldn't care? I've got nothing to write home about after this. You're like, hey, look, what are they going to say? I'm going to be found like in a coma and they're going to put me on the machine. I'd like to have at least underwear on. Yeah, true, true. How do I want- That's my other weird thing is underwear is I have to have my underwear match at all times. Really? If they don't match, I won't wear the other part. Like I always wear a bra and if I don't have, what am I wearing today? How did you make it through the eighties? They all match. Nothing matched. Oh, they did? Because everything was Mitch match back then. Not mine. Watch my movies. Oh, okay. No way. Mitch matching stuff. No, I'm fucking OCD. I'm fucking OCD. Shit always matches. Oh. Yeah. Except right now the hair in the bushes. Oh, that's the only thing that doesn't match? The trees and the bushes. That's the only thing that doesn't match? That's the only thing that doesn't match. Wow. I'll show you. I don't even have socks that match. Well, Ginger's showing me. I mean, I have- Everything's matching. Everything's matching. If you're tuning in, Ginger has a blue bra on. Okay. Yeah. Can you see her nipple? Exactly. I saw it. Did you see that? Okay. You can't see it, but you can see beneath the bra. Well, my breasts are popping out of my bra. My boobs got big. Is that what happened? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I gave you 20 pounds. I'm doing her. Oh. Okay. Now, everybody close your eyes. Okay. We're closing our eyes. Let me get my panties out. I'm closing my eyes. Close your eyes. Ta-da! Oh! We can't see anything because our eyes are closed. I thought it was going to be- Ginger sounds like she's jumping around naked. Yes. But we can't tell. Your eyes are closed, Rose. What do you hear? No. My eyes are open. She's smoking. So is Eric. Eric, you're blushing. I actually thought I was going to see underwear. Well, that's the reason that you're not is because I don't have underwear that match this bra. So I will go without before I will put on a pair of panties that don't match. Oh. Interesting. Now, I could wear white underwear. I'm wearing white pants. I was going to say because that matches. White matches. Yeah, but the bra and the panties have to match. But what if it's a color that goes nice with another color? Like what? Like a pink. Like pink and blue. Like a complementary. Pink and blue. Yeah. So if you're wearing pink and blue accessories that match, I'm really weird about underwear. If I get in an accident and I know- Yeah, but what if you get in an accident and then you're not wearing underwear? That's partly being naked. No, wait, wait, wait. I don't mind. What if you just come too hard and your underwear is just so wet you need to change it and you don't have a bra that matches it? But hopefully you'll be home. Then I just take them off. You're not in the car. The bra too? No, I keep the bra on. I can wear the bra. My pussy matches everything. Okay. It's perfect. Do you want to try it on? It's a good palette. Somebody please write that in the review. That's her favorite quote. It matches everything. You're right. I don't even have to accessorize. It just goes. This is hysterical. It's like exactly right at the change. Gingerling quotes. Okay. Gingerisms. Gingerisms. My pussy matches everything. We need to get like a what would gender do wristband and a- I'm trying to think of things that it wouldn't match and I'm at a blank right now. There's nothing that pussy does not match unless you've got, oh shit, I don't have it with me. What? I've got a chart of pussies. I've got the 30 different types of pussies that are out there. A book of thousands of pussies. I will tell you. Well, that's the big book of pussies, but there are different types of pussies that are amazing. Okay. I will tell you something. Yes. We should ask him about different pussies. Yeah. Well, I think we have a game for Eric. We have a game? I will tell you one thing. I'm afraid. Okay. Be afraid. Be very afraid. How are your testicles? Last week- Clean. They need a hookup. Last week, Ginger gave me a sex toy, the G-Spot lollipop, which I got to use. I haven't used it yet. Oh shit. But I was thinking it's like this, it's got two knobs and it's pretty, it's purple. But as I was walking down to the subway, I was like, if anybody fucks with me, I'm going to beat the hell out of them. This is lollipop. I know. I was like, there's a thing. Another use for the G-Spot lollipop. It's a weapon. So I bring it, I go home and at home is, Chris is at home. Eric's met Chris and Ginger's met Chris. You got to meet Chris. Chris is awesome. He's there with our friends, right? Big man. You have to invite him down. Yeah, I know. And so he's sitting there with our friend Casey. He's sitting there with our friend Casey and our other friend, right? So I say, hey, look what Ginger got me. He's looking at it, right? And you know, it's got a knob on the end. So he looks at Casey. He just takes it and he smacks it on his knee like a reflex doctor thing. Oh no. And to see if it works. And the kid goes, ow, what the fuck? They're very durable. It's surgical adhesive. So you're not losing that ball. It's a light, pretty ball. It's not going anywhere. It's the purple one with the two balls on the end. You remember? It kind of looks like a mini barbell. Yeah. It's like straw size metal. Remember? Not the one that. Stainless steel. Yeah. And then there are balls on the end and you put it up inside of your pussy and it goes just past your G spot and then you gently tug on it and it hits the back of your G spot. All right. And it makes you squirt. Do you have a girlfriend or wife? I do. You know what? I'll give you one to take. I want one of each. I'll give you. There's two M's to it. So you'll be able to work that out. Yeah. But it also, not only does it do everything Ginger said. See, that's what it is. There you go. Oh wow. But not only does it do that, it also tests your reflexes. You can use it for. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. So you can use those, what do you call them? Chuckle fuckers. Chuckle fuckers. Yeah. Beat them off. No, he's got a girlfriend. He's actually got an awesome girlfriend, but I never know how to say your girlfriend's name. Maraid. It's just like parade but with an M. That's right. Okay. Parade but with an M. Where's she from? She's Irish. She's from Ireland. Are you Irish? From Ireland? What's that? Did you say she's Irish? She's Irish? I'm Irish, German, Polish, Ukrainian, but her thing is, where were you born? You're American. Yeah. Yeah. She gets really pissed off about that. Cause she's from Ireland. I'm Irish. I'm Irish. I speak American. American. Hi. I do too. But she's from Ireland and she's got the coolest accent ever. Well, it's funny too, like, cause like when we go up to Belfast and meet her relatives up there, she gets more Northern Irish and then she's in Dublin and gets that. When she's here, she gets more Americanized. And then when she gets hammered, it's just balls out Irish. Straight up, balls out Irish. Yeah. And she's fun. She knows how to party. Oh yeah. And then there's, he, Mark Fry is another comedian that helps Eric, Eric started the festival. And he was telling me about the, remember when you were like, I'm going to start this festival. We're at the Improv. I was hammering at the window. And this was years ago. And we're like, oh, Eric, you were, me and him were talking and I was like, my career, I was probably bitching about my career, but like literally he goes, I'm going to start this festival. And I was like, oh, that's going to be great. Blah, blah. And then I was like, I don't know if I have money to enter. Cause like you enter, you know, but it literally, then when I went the next year, we had a fricking blast. But then Mark and his girlfriend, Lisa, Lisa, she, they get, they help run the festival with them. But they love to part. They are so much fun. They're like, I mean, they are just blast. I'm thinking, you know what? My boyfriend and I were talking, we need to get it, have a getaway in the near future. And the Madonna Inn has so many wonderful, funky, freaky rooms. I'm thinking to go up there and then spend three days and just drink and, and, and watch comedy and laugh and have a great time. And that's the slow comedy festival. And I'll take care of you for tickets. I don't even worry about it. Yeah. I'm thinking that would be a blast. I'm doing two shows on Friday and then I'm doing two shows on Saturday. And then I'm doing the poison on Saturday cause my friend's coming up. So I'll be all over the place. Now you're doing the poison, which means you're going to be naked for a minute up on stage. No drunk. No, no. That's the thing. And I did in Edinburgh. Oh, yeah. Rose getting naked. Ginger Lynn will be there. All of a sudden, everyone goes, do I have to get naked? Do I have to get naked on the poison show? That's going to be the new rule this year. Yeah. You got to get naked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to be naked. Sorry guys. Drunk and naked. 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We'll be right back with Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court ginger. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Okay. new trend. I'm so creative that you inspired me to hook Stevie up because I really liked your answer. Torture chamber. Stevie, do you feel vulnerable? I feel very vulnerable. All right. This is worse than being in the truck with the plumber. I remember that. Oh, that's weird. All right. Going up to a two. Wait, does that hurt? Going up to a three. Wait, are you shocking me? I am. I'm going up to a four. Oh, my God, Stevie. You better tap out soon. Going up to a five. I fucking like it. No, Stevie, this is What the hell? Going up to a six. You're a sick person. You're a sick person. Are my tits bouncing? Yes. It looks like you're one of those strippers that knows how to do the titty dance. No more for you. I like it. No, stop. You gotta cut Stevie off. You have to cut Stevie off. He needs to be cut off. This is ridiculous. Sapphire scared the shit out of me when we hooked her up and she's screaming bloody murder. Yeah, but you're liking this. Yeah, I'm liking it. We need to get some therapy in on this show. Okay, so Stevie does not get shocked if he gets it right. No, no more. You're cut off, Stevie. You're addicted. This is good. Stevie is like, you know what? I like it too. We should try it. Take his shirt off. I don't care if he has it. You should hook it up to your tits right now, baby. No, I'm good. All right. The next one then, Eric. We gave you the point for that one, but you will get to it. Look at how cute he is. He's blushing. I know. Eric Shantz in studio with us. The next one is a pig roast. What is a pig roast, Eric Shantz? A pig roast is when you take your friends to a whorehouse and there is just a room full of giant women waiting to eat. Is that right? I would go for that. Stevie, do you have a different answer? I think it's just when, well, when two guys get with a girl of the same age and it's a big girl and it's one guy fucks her and one guy's in her mouth. I like that. Like a spit. Like a pig roast spit. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're right. That is the correct answer. Like a pig roast. It's like a chick on a spit. You've got a dick in your pussy, a dick in your mouth. Go ahead. Similar to the Chinese finger cuss. I thought of it like the Eiffel Tower. That's exactly what it is. It's like an Eiffel Tower, only it's not the big person and the two guys or whatever. They give you the big guy. You give a high five and it's an Eiffel Tower. Yes, that's an Eiffel Tower. Yes. But this is, you got it right. I did not expect you to get it right, Stephen. I could tell that I knew that you didn't know it and you were just making up as you went. So unfortunately for you, Eric. Oh, you get sad. All right. Bringing it on. All right. And I'll turn it on slow. Uh-oh. All right. And two. Really? Three. How's that feel? Shit. Four. Okay, done. Okay. Okay. How are your hands? Are you okay? Oh my God. You're beet red. Yeah. That's rough. Is that rough? How was that? Was that shocking? Yeah, very shocking. How's your hands? Are they okay? I think it cured my carpal tunnel. I know. All right. I think we're gonna get Ro included on this game. Now, Ro, there are, there are no. Put these under your nipples. But what I get to do is Under your shirt, under your nipples. If you get it, if I, if your answer, if we vote that your answer is the worst, I get to bite you somewhere. Okay. Over the clothes. Okay. Okay. Okay. But are you gonna go for, well, uh-oh. You're gonna pick my butt. Yeah. You don't get to choose. I just get to bite you. Is it gonna hurt? Is it gonna hurt? And it's, it's gonna hurt so good, baby. Oh. It's gonna hurt so good. I get bit by my cats all day. It's different. Meow. It's different. Meow. Because cats, you have to be careful if you get bit by cats. They do hurt. They do hurt. You have to watch out because their mouths are full of bacteria. Ginger. Ginger on the other hand. Ginger has been drinking whiskey. I just have whiskey and onion breath. It's perfect. Whiskey, that's what you're saying. Wait a minute. Let me get my e-cig out. Oh, see, everything has been sanitized. Yeah. Just be glad I'm biting you and not breathing on you. Oh, there's onions, green onions in there too. I've had onions and salmon and yeah, yeah, you know. Okay, so, you all three have the same question. But Ro gets to go first on this one. Ro, what is a pink glove? Did you read this? I did read that. You did read that. So, okay, good. Oh. Thanks for being honest. I did. That's when you pull out and the anus, it kind of comes out. Exactly. Whoa, you know this. All right, what is plating, Ro? Plating. Plating. P-L-A-T-I-N-G. Plating. Okay. Planking. I know what planking is. Plating. What's planking? Planking. Planking is when you, like, do Superman. Yeah, Superman on somebody. On a thing. On a board. On a board. Or on a person. Is that a sex thing? On anything. They do it on anything. They do it on anything. You could do it on a soft drink. Oh, so like when I come and my legs stiffen up, so if I'm on top and I'm like, well, no, you gotta be, you gotta be on your arms. You have to be face down. On that lamb. I don't want to plank. Plating is, though, gotta be different. I feel like it's something to do with the balls. Something to do with the what? Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. It's when you, all right. It's when you balance your balls on the top of somebody's butt. Okay, plating. Bouncing the balls, bouncing your balls on the top of someone's. Balancing or bouncing? Balancing. Okay, balancing your balls. Okay, like plating. Okay, you're gonna, like it's a plate. Okay. That's okay for an answer. Okay. Oh, no. No, no. I'm scared. Stevie, what is plating? Okay. I have to really abbreviate this one. Okay. But I believe that plating is when you take a body excrement and you put it on somebody with the, you know, the frosting thing? You mean like? What do you call that thing when you make a cake? The spatula? It's like a spatula. No, the spatula is the tool you use. And you use the spatula to plate them with which, Wait, with your poop? Poop or whatever. What else comes out? Yeah. I was gonna say it. You just said it. But we called it caking. Well, it depends if you've eaten beets or not. I don't know. What do you call it? Caking? Caking? But it might be, maybe like gay people cake and straight people plate. Okay, that's really deceptive because if I said, oh, you wanna go out caking, I would think we're gonna have some delicious cake. I would too. And the thing about Stevie is his face is so serious, I never know. I know. And I think he just wants to get zapped. I think he does. He's answering everything wrong because he's like, just turn it on, nigger. Come on, my tits are ready. Yeah. All right, Eric. I think on a step further with plating, I think it's just taking a dump on someone's body. You're plating the dish. I thought that was steaming. Plating a dish, that's true. Plating is taking a clear glass plate and placing it on your partner's face, then you shit on it. Eric was a close one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's the closest. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you don't see that at any Dawn commercials? I heard that with the sky. That's for true lovers. Doing that with tables. First of all, who's got clear plastic plates at their house? I do. You do? I do. She does. Are they plastic or glass? They're plastic. I have clear plastic plates. I had a pipe burst, two of them burst in my kitchen, so all my dishes, everything's taken out of my house. All my furniture, all my stuff. Oh, God. Yeah, there's nothing there. Have you been to my house? No, I've never been. You haven't been to my house? No. Why not? I don't know. Well, come on over. Okay. And she wants these out for plating. The neighbors love to plate. We have a picnic. We're going to get a plate. So, Eric Shantz, you are correct. Wow. You sick, twisted fuck. You are sick. Now, who would you like to be punished? Stevie with the electrodes attached to his titties who tends to love it, or Roe who does not want to be bit, but that's her punishment? That's my punishment. I almost want to see Roe get bit. Oh, my God. Oh, the list is so long. Listeners want to see Roe get bit. Oh, my God. Almost. I think you should bite her, too, because you got it right. Yeah. No, I think... Yeah, no. It's like, no. I don't think that's a good idea. I know his girlfriend, and he knows my boyfriend, and then the festival goes... And she's Irish, showing the bomb in your house, and shit goes wrong, and I don't want to be there. Hey, remember when Eric bit Roe? And then they'd be like, Mariah would be like, what? And Chris was like, excuse me? And then they're going into another room and having a revenge fucking. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And then... It's the worst. Best festival ever. But you'll have your... All right, we're going to shock you. You're Shillelagh. You're the big lollipop Shillelagh. She's going to be like, well, is this because I'm Irish? I think it's shock the Stevie. I think that's what we're going to have to do. Oh, shock the Stevie. All right, Roe, you go. Bite the Roe. All right, Stevie. Oh, here he goes. Let's see. It's turned on. Okay. All right, it'll turn up a lot. I'm going up. What's the highest you can go? 15. 15? Don't kill him. I think. Four is pretty good. What are we at right now? Wait, we're at... Wait, it says 15, but what are we at? No, we're right here. Oh, four. Okay, we're at four. Now we're going to five. Are you okay, Stevie? I'm doing good. I need tassels on my nipples. Wait, let's see. Oh, it's starting to move. Okay, we're at six. Oh, your titties are moved. Wait. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait, are you going to go to seven? I'm going to seven. I think the chest might be a better location. Yeah, I know. Ooh, that's weird. Okay, you're at seven. Oh, that feels weird. Good. It feels like some dude's biting on my chest. Wait, go one more. Why not a girl? Oh, look, look, look, look, look. Oh, my God. Whoa. You know what? It's doing these, like, sex toy things where it's like... Good workout. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm doing, like... Look at your chest. You have two tits. Oh, my God. Don't kill Stevie. We should do this at school. Oh, my God. Look at that. Oh. I can do this when I'm asleep. I don't have a nice chest. Oh, I love it. I've never shaved a guy's chest for this long in my entire life. It's mesmerizing. Oh, my God. That's amazing. I'm going to turn you off. Turn me on. Turn me back on. Do you want it all the way up? No. No, no. I'm just kidding. All of a sudden... It's too close to my heart. We're like... And then the next show ends. We're like... We're like... We're like... We remember Stevie. They're looking through the glass. I'm a paramedic. I was making you sweat. Yeah, it's working you out. Wow, this is good. What's that? Here's a fire extinguisher. Oh, yeah. All of a sudden. We have a fire extinguisher. That's about it. We need a paramedic on. We need to be frivolous. Do not. Please don't. You're not a stroke guy. Nobody try this at home. Please. All of a sudden, I was like, we have a memorial Stevie show going on. Oh, my gosh. Now, Eric wants to switch up to his tits, right? Yeah. Do you want to try it? I'm scared. Are you sure? We've got one more round to go. We can totally go for your tits? No, no, no. Try it on. Eric has not been properly shocked, nor has Rope and Benny. I was shocked. I was good. You were shocked. Yeah. All right. We're going to try one more. But if you were shocked, right, you would want them on your tits. Yeah. Yeah. Good to know. Yes, you would. Yes, you would. If you're ever stuck by a telephone pole. You're going to be like, hey, you know what we can't find anymore? Is that a vibrating thing? All of a sudden, Stevie comes in the studio and breaks it. And he's like a cat burglar. And he's like, where is it? I'm an electric burglar. And he comes in with this ripped chest next to him. It's like, yeah. I've changed my last name to Reeves. Stevie Reeves. Oh, this one's ugly. This one's ugly. Yes. An ugly question? Yeah. An ugly one. Do we have time for an ugly question? We'll do it really quick. What is a zombie mask? Roe. Oh, it's when you shoot on somebody's face and they go, ah. Okay. And like, it like comes off. It comes off. It comes off. It comes off. It comes off. It comes down, you know. And they look like a zombie. All right. Good answer, Stevie. Oh, no. It's actually having sex with a dead person. Oh. Zombie mask. Okay. Maybe. I would say that's when you don't bathe for a month. Oh, shit. That's so gross. On somebody's face for like a minute. Oh, no. Yeah, when you get up, you look and see if they have a zombie face. I thought Eric was twisted and fucked up. That's fucked up. You are so fucked up. That's so messed up. And you are so fucked up. But the thing is, you and Eric both knew the poopoo one. So I don't know which one of you is worse. So you both are screwed up. Eric, what is a zombie mask? I think that's when you earn your red wings and you go down on a chick on her period and you got blood all over your face. Like a zombie. Like a zombie. That's gross. All right. Jenny in the back. Okay. We're going to go. Was Eric the best answer? Whoever has the best answer, give him a thumbs up. Eric? That was pretty. Oh. Okay. That was the best, you think? All right. Go over to Stevie. What about Stevie? No. Okay. No. And what about Ro? Stevie goes with Ro. Oh. Stevie goes with Ro? No. I go with Ro. Andy goes with Ro. I go with Eric. You go with Eric. Yeah. So Stevie gets shocked again. Yes. Go high. The answer is while getting head. You got to go high. You could do any way. The correct answer is while getting head from your favorite unsuspecting trash barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes when you blow your load. Then just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load into both eyes, this temporary. state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking dead. That's funny. Remember? You go on somebody's face and they go, oh. Okay. You know what? Ro was right. Yes. Yeah. You don't want to do that because that goes straight to the bloodstream. All right. Well. We got to stop. We got to shock Stevie. All right. We're going for Stevie one more time. We're turning it up. Okay. We're going quick. Two, three, four. Oh my God. Oh my God. Don't kill him though. Six. No, we got to go. We got to go past eight. We got to go past eight. It's seven. Oh. Eight. Not nine. Oh my God. Go to 10. Go to 10. Are you okay? 10. Oh my God. 10. Oh no. Stop it. Oh no. This one goes to 11. Oh no. That's what it's doing. I got to get away. You're fine. Oh no. What happened? I don't know. It's like they're calling. Oh my God. Did it just. It feels like they're eating. Oh, there they go. I feel like Elvira in that movie. If you had the biggest show. It would be the hottest stripper in town. She would have all the tips. Eric, we got to add another show to the Slow Comedy Festival. Eric, tell us one more time. So this March. No. February 27th. 28th. March 1st. March 1st. And March 2nd. And March 2nd. And March 2nd. And March 2nd. March 2nd is the Slow Comedy Festival. It's in San Luis Obispo. They can go to Slow Comedy Festival. That's S-L-O Comedy Festival dot com to get tickets. That's the one. Yeah. And you can get any show you want. You can find Rode De La Grazie going to be there performing. Yep. Eric's going to be performing. We have a good time. You know what? It sounds like a blast. I would love to, love to, love to come in. I want to thank our guest, Nikki Delano. I want to especially thank Eric Stantz for coming in. I'm in shock. Thank you for letting me electrocute you. I got off easy. Thank you. Rode De La Grazie. Thank you. Thank you so much. We will be back here tomorrow on Blame It On Ginger. I want to live a life of sin. I want to be like Ginger Lynn. A lot of deeds. A lot of die. Surrender to the Court of Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court Court You're gonna die