Comedy improv, impressions, and a caller's apology with guest Mary

We'll be right back. Serial Bunch. Adam O. Adam O. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Breakfast show. Adam O. Adam O. Adam O. Podcast. Podcast. Podcast. P-P-Podcast. No, this ain't the podcast. I will blast. Hello. Welcome to the Adam O. Podcast. What up? I don't know. What? Why'd you wake me up? Because of you. It's my day. It's my day off. Adam, I told you I didn't want to wake up this early. Sorry, Dad. It's okay. Did you make pancakes like I asked last night? Fourteen. Fourteen pancakes. That's right. No syrup. Only butter. Actually, Dad, I put a little syrup on them. You put a little syrup? I'm diabetic, you stupid. Why, you always laugh when I say I'm a diabetic, you dumbass. I'm sorry, Dad. Adam O. Podcast. What's up? What up? Yo, everybody. Welcome. Welcome. That was from our hit cartoon. That did not get a pilot. Well, that's because it was in stick figure-ish animation. Come on. That technology is outdated? Fuck, yeah. Okay. Maybe that's why it was so easy for us to make that pilot. Yeah, I think so. How much did we spend on that pilot? $26. Fuck, I thought it was $28. Nope. $26. I used the $2 to buy us bacon-rep hot dogs. Oh, sure. Okay. Well, anyways. I pocketed the money, all right? Is that what you wanted? You brought me on this podcast to get that out of me? Why do I sound like I'm a robot from Doctor Who? You don't look like a robot from Doctor Who. Doctor Who? You seem more like my good friend. You look like my good friend Gian Molina, everybody. What's up, everybody? Gian Molina. Honestly, I sounded a lot different pre-tape. I feel like I'm in a vacuum and I have reverb on me. I totally feel like... Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? Did you hear that? I totally feel the same thing. I was going to say it feels like it's like six in the morning. We've just been traveling the world. Turn down the fancy red knob. Oh, am I giving myself that or is that for the headphones? Try it and see what happens. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, tweet if this is sounding differently. Totally sounds like another fourth dimension. Oh, cool. To me. There you go. Hey, what's up? So, yeah. So, Gian, what's going on, man? What's up, man? I don't know. Well, you know. I mean, how come you're so hard to book on my show? Because I'm never around. Why are you never around? Actually, I'm always around. I don't know, man. I've just been busy. It's been good. Right. I've been following you. You seem like you have a great thing going on right now. Oh, dude. Actually, even though I'm more busy now, I quit a lot of my indie teams. For those who don't know, on my indie, that could sound like anything to anyone. For the comedy world, there's like UCB, IO, Improv Olympia. Those are the improv theaters that are housing the comedians of tomorrow or whatever. If you're not a stand-up, you do improv. So the indie teams are teams that are just independent, not affiliated with the theater, but maybe a lot of them perform at different theaters. And I quit all of mine and started focusing on just more nerd-based improv shows. So you're a nerd comic. I'm a nerd comic. Yeah. In fact, I love it. It's revived my passion for comedy, to be very honest. Really? Yeah. Why? What happened? I thought you were so into it. Dude, I love it. It's just that things got really repetitive. That's when I started hanging out with Bowser, Scott Bowser, Scotty Mouth Podcast. Interesting. Yeah. A lot of the things just started getting repetitive. Funny or Die sketches, College Humor sketches, most of them started being made for product. You know what I mean? For the advertising dollars. And I feel like that's where everybody was trying to get picked up by Funny or Die to maybe direct a Sprite web series. Or College Humor has their branded humor stuff. You know what I mean? And I'd always be cast and stuff in little sketches here and there. But ads, I didn't feel the need to write and try and be a part of that. I wanted to create and stuff with people, but people were just focusing on that. I never really had a group of people that wanted just to do sketches or just wanted to make web series. They would either pair up with other people and go and try and sell a pilot or try and make a sketch packet. And that just wasn't... At the time, I just wanted to create. And see... I wanted to learn. I wanted to have my state, my team. And it just never happened. So I was getting kind of done with it, to be honest. In fact, I was playing more music. I was in a band with a bunch of comedians called the Cotillionaires. Really awesome music. And just kind of got focused with that. And then I came back once I started doing nerd comedy. How long was that break for? I mean, I never really left. I just wasn't doing... I didn't do a lot of videos. I wasn't writing. I was just doing random improv shows that no one cares about. You know? I was running a show called The 11th Hour Show, which is a... I was really proud of it. Like, it's a really awesome indie venue. But, you know, it was... It got boring. You know, leaving that team was hard, but I couldn't do it anymore. I didn't want to. And now I'm revived doing these shows. And I love it. I love it. Welcome back, Gian. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. So, yeah, man. I've known you for a long time now. And when I first met you... Yeah, we haven't done any... Really done anything. Like, I was a part of your show, The Adam... What was it? It was The Adam... The Adam Shankman TV show, right? The Adam Shankman Special. Special. Okay. And I was your hype man for that. Right. That was a fun bit. That was a fun sketch. Man. Wow. We go back. Yeah, dude. Wow. Alex Miserobian. Alex Miserobian. Shout out to Alex Miserobian. Dude. I never say shout out, but I said it. Dude. Dude. I miss that, dude, man. I miss him. A lot of those people that were part of that cast, that was a fun time. You know what I mean? But I think I'd reached out a couple times, too, because you're a busy man, too, man. You're busy. I'm busy. Tonight, I'm a little bit... Really busy. A lot going on in my head tonight. What's going on? I mean, the topic of conversations. I mean, right now, I'm just going through a little bit of a good time career-wise and a hard time. A hard time with the ladies, Gian. Dude, I saw a YouTube video of you trying to get a woman off YouTube. Is that accurate? Yeah. It was the Adam Shankman's looking for a wife. Yes. Yeah. How'd that go? It was good, man. I saw like three videos of that, and then like, didn't see any more. What's up? Dude, we've done 10 minutes. Yes. 10 minutes. Never say that, but yeah. This is interesting. This is going... I mean, damn, man. Don't doubt yourself, man. I know. I don't usually... I thought you were daddy. You were like, this conversation is interesting. Whoop-de-doo. No, I don't really do that. It's just that I'm really nervous because, you know, there's some cute girls around us. Yeah. There are. There's a big wall in glass right in between us. Right. So what do you get since they can't hear us? I mean, they can't hear us. What would you do to them if you got a chance? Oh, man. We're spying on you guys. Oh, peeping Toms. Oh, peeping Toms. Ooh. Ooh. Well, they're listening, so, Adam. Yeah. This is your chance to, like, you know, put your best foot forward and woo them. Yes. If you could woo them through the glass, then you're in. Really? Yeah. Okay, but how would we have to woo these girls from the glass? That sounds like a great game. Woo the... Yeah. By the way, yeah, I'm going to pitch that to Fremantle and hopefully sell that on NBC. Damn, you are welcome. Wooing through the glass. That's your butt dance. There you go. My butt dance. Jiggly butts in our faces. We can do that, but there's no video. You don't want that. There's no video here. There's video right behind you. Are you serious? Oh, shit. Yeah, anyone on the internet can watch you. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. The world. Oh, man, I'm in my underwear. What the hell? I feel like your penis was out. Just don't tell any of those female guests of yours, Adam. Ooh. What's that one website where, what? Porn.com. I said just don't tell any of your female guests about this. Porn.com. I love the camera. Oh, yeah, right. It'll ruin your cover. Yeah, so what's the story with this, your friend of yours? Hey, yeah. This is Mary. What up, Mary? What up, Mary? Our guest in the studio. Have her come in the studio. Yeah, have her come in the studio. Yeah, we have our first guest. Check this out. We'll bring her in there. All right, here she goes. First day on the job, and check this out. I already booked a guest. All right. Heck, yeah. So, Adam, like, I think you're... You're a very good-looking dude. I think you should do well with the ladies. Hello? Hey. Hi. So... Here's our guest. So here's our guest. Here... All right. So I found myself again. Okay. I found myself. John, you got to remember, my show, I've been very shy at night because I didn't find my vibe tonight. I usually do well with women. And this is now where we have to step up. There we go. And so let's make this... Well, there's a woman in the studio. Yeah, I get excited with women. I'm a 12-year-old boy inside my home. Most of you are. Most of you are. Wow. Even if you're 13, you're 12. All right. Introduce yourself, guest. My name is Mary, and I'm a girl in the studio. She's beautiful. Yeah, she is. Thank you. I do okay. You do okay? I drink a lot of water. Oh, okay. Awesome. I thought you meant, like, with compliments. I do okay. I do okay. Don't pile it on too thick. Hey. So did you come to the studio tonight just because you heard Gian was going to be on the air? I heard that, yes. And I heard that there would be bottles of water and smiling faces. Yep. All provided by... So I got on that train. There you go. So, Gian, are you single? I am single. And Mary? I'm not single, no. But I'm a single person in the world. Okay. Hold on a second. Is that butt? So let's play a little game. We're into the role things. So are you seeing someone? Are you dating? Are you dating? Are you dating? Are you dating? Are you dating someone? Are you a long-term boyfriend with someone? I'm a long-term boyfriend of someone. Ooh. No, I'm just kidding. You're just kidding. No, I have a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend. I have a dog. I'm a people person. Okay, that's vague. Yeah. That's vague. So you're not going to... So you have a boyfriend and a girlfriend? No, I just have a boyfriend. You just have a boyfriend. Okay. I'm asking you questions. I got to know you. So you have a boyfriend. How long? How long? Um, I don't... If you're making up this boyfriend, you have to have all the details ready. His name is George Glass. George Glass. His family's from Cuba. And he's a mannequin at a store. Yeah, exactly. He comes alive at night. Most of us do. So, boyfriend. What's his name? Jared. Jared. How long have you been with him? I think six... I don't know. Six months. Dude, longer than six months, we partied it up on YouTube. On New Year's. How long ago was the New Year's? Way more than six months. That was January. What month are we in now? What number? So, eight months? Eight. Eight months. But you guys were rolling strong when I got... Oh, we were rolling strong, weren't we? Yeah. I don't know. It's weird when you get older, you don't really have anniversaries. Or I don't. I mean... Months don't matter. Yeah, there's people that... Yeah. Like, I feel like if you get to a year, then maybe you're like, oh, we started dating in September. So, September 4th is when our one year anniversary is. Right. Okay. But month to month, it seems kind of... Right. I don't know. Kind of weird. Like, I can never remember. But I do know it was after Halloween and during Christmas. After Halloween. When we started dating, yeah. During Christmas. How'd you guys meet? We actually, we went to high school together. And then... Oh. I didn't see... I was married for a long time. Oh, really? Yeah. So, I wasn't... Obviously, I wasn't dating. And then... I was married, so I wasn't dating. Yeah. So, I wasn't dating or anything. And then, it's pretty much when you become single. On Facebook, you get a lot of people that come out of the woodwork. Oh, yeah. Especially women. Well, I'm not... Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure. But that was my experience was that... Right. It became kind of... The Mary's single train. Yeah. Yeah. It was like two tickets to ride. Hey, I heard that you were single. You got divorced. Congratulations. You want to go to coffee? Well, the best one was I did go out with a guy who asked me out over Facebook. And I went to the movies with him. And he bought... Concessions for himself. Didn't ask me if I wanted anything. And just started power walking to the theater. Which is fine. I can buy my own stuff. But then, when the movie was over, he had greasy popcorn lap from the grease and the butter and the popcorn. So, he just had like a khaki tan stain, like wet pants. And he got mad at me. Like, it was my fault. So, then I was afraid of... I was afraid of men in general for like a good month after that. That guy? Oh, my God. Yeah. You should have had Adam or I. Adam, we could have launched... You guys would have bought me some juju. Jujubees at least at the movie theater. Girl, I'd have bought you each kind of bonbon. I don't know why I had to go like super like... Girl. Girl. Did you voice it? You do a lot of voices as well. I'm trying to. I want to hear some of those voices. I'm auditioning for Adventure Time soon. Really? Yeah. Are you going to do a voice? Maybe. I can do... I mean, we started with one. Well, the focus just shifted on me. Jujubees now to like... Whoa. It's because you brought out the Tyrone voice. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Girl. Yeah, I do. I'm like... See, like I don't know how the audition process for them is going to be. Like I don't know if they're going to be like, you are a cupcake. Talk like a cupcake. Go to cupcake talk. Or like they're going to give me like, well, we're going to draw you. We're going to draw you as like a big mud pit. Then, you know, like Adventure Time, they have faces on everything. Or like a little toaster could be a character. It's such a great show. I love that show. So I'm like, I'm just going to go with what it's what it said. And then I'm just going to go into a voice. Okay. So let's practice. Let's pretend we're in the audition room. You're going to just give me... You watch Adventure Time, right? Yeah. I'm just... Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. How about... You want us to pick a character? How about beanbag chair? Oh, yeah. There you go. Yeah. Beanbag chair. Beanbag chair. Hey, Adam. Come sit down, man. Adam. Hey. Why are you at the dining room table, man? I'm more comfy. All right. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. That was a little creepy. Yeah. It didn't sound that way. It sounded like, all right. I saw you like transform in front of my eyes. It's like beanbag guy. You sounded more like a beanbag chair than any beanbag chairs ever sounded to me. Right. I just imagined that. Well done. So, right now, we are at the Adam O Podcast at Santa Monica City College. This is our pledge drive. So, please donate. I'm your host, Chad Chuckles. And you know me, ladies on campus. It's chuckle hour. I have a college superstar athlete on our show tonight. Here's the Cypress Community College radio. Cypress Community College. And please welcome Roger. Roger Elliott. Hi, Roger. Hello. How do you like going to school at the City College? Well, you know, my parents are deciding to possibly just have me experience poverty for a second. Oh, no. But this is a really rich community. Well, maybe for you. But, you know, we go to the Hamptons for the weekend. You know what I mean? Wow. But anyway, I'm in a pottery class. Oh, yeah. And I'm sculpting a bank. Really? You know, just a big bank vault. A big bank vault. Out of ceramic. Wow. Yeah. You know, and I'm actually, I'm very quite interested in the women around here. They're very eager to get pregnant. Yeah, they like Chad Chuckles. Why is that? They like, they want to get pregnant. It's like, you know, I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. And you look at me and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you look at you and you If you get financial aid, if you have a kid, if you have like four kids, there's your year. So I've been helping out some of the ladies. You've been humping out some. I've been humping. Is that what you kids call it these days? Humping? Oh, man. Well, thanks for tuning in, guys. What's the name of the station? City College. Cypress Community College. All right. So, Gian, where exactly... are you from? I'm from Long Beach, California. Not too far from here. No, not at all. Are you Google mapping me? You're not that far from here. Takes about three buses to get to your house. So what's up with your college humor? And I just want to ask you a question about your Bukowski short you did. Oh, yeah. With Will Mayer. Will Mayer was in the Bukowski. Bukowski short? Not the Bukowski. Sorry. Wow. He was in the Werner Herzog short. Right. I'm very astute. So that was actually for College Humor. No, actually, that wasn't. Was it on College Humor? I don't know. Adam, whose IMDB page are you looking at? So, all right. So I did. No, it was Seth Dalton. He did a Charles Bukowski, like, like film festival. And we did The Little Tailor. What did you play? The one? I didn't play The Little Tailor. I was in The Little Tailor. I was in The Little Tailor. And I got I was being measured for a suit. And then he chokes me. That was my whole role in the thing. And who was in that short? How can I get a copy of it? I want to see it. I don't remember. I don't remember their names. I'm a huge Bukowski fan. Yeah. I want to I want to see that short. I think it's on Vimeo. Yeah. I am here. You know, I have my laptop up. So we do some research. How's it going, Adam? Yeah. Very good. Jeremy, how? Yeah, it's good. You got the giggles. I do. Gian's a funny guy. Who is currently. Okay. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. It's on IMDB. Oh, no, it's not. It's not on IMDB. If it's online, I'll find it. I didn't know if it was accessible. It should be online. Did you just type like Bukowski short, Little Taylor? Possibly. Yeah. Google that. If it's not on there, I will send you guys a DVD. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, it's they did. They were in a film festival. We were in a couple of film festivals and it was awesome. Yeah. That's not funny. No, I'm questioning. Am I really funny or am I just. I'm going to quiz you. Who played Harry in the movie? I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember their names. Justin Dre. Good. Yeah. Nice. Okay. You remember. No, I don't. Come on. Why do you like Bukowski so much? It was directed by Seth Dalton. I don't know. Why do you like Bukowski so much? I like the way he writes. He writes very simply about ordinary lives and he's a Los Angeles writer. So, Adam, how come you're so giggly? Tell me. There's Chickster's little toy. I love Chickster, by the way. Everybody loves Chickster. Why are you so giggly, Adam? Tell me what happened. What's going on? What's going on in your life right now? I've just been having a great day and a great show. Yeah. What happened that it's so great? I'm always shocked when someone has a great day. So, tell me. Tell me how that happened. Yeah. That doesn't happen often these days. Well, maybe it's just because I am in this women's show. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's because I am in this women's show. What? Today was just programmed to be a good day. What? I would love it if you were in the Truman Show because then I'd be working right now. I mean, I'd book something without auditioning, which is awesome. That was a real Truman Show. Full time acting gig. Exactly. It'd be like, if I'd find out who the Truman Show guy was, I'd be like, I'm going to be his best friend. I've been on TV for as long as I can. You're like, he's a Truman Show. So, they do a spinoff and it's- You're like Rick Shapiro right now. Yeah. I'm like, come on, Adam. What are you talking about? I just want to keep killing myself and killing myself and killing myself. That's Rick Shapiro. Yeah, no, my day was good. I think it's just because I'm- Well, what happened? Tell me what happened. What happened? You woke up and the sun was just shining. Little birds addressed to you in the morning? Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I think- Yeah. I'm ready for you, man. Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? Oh, you ready for you, man? but that means you know you're working your way to get your big break right he's the funniest guy in the world he's the funniest guy in the world now just the way that was like that was great yeah well that's what that means here right I mean you're meeting you don't just have a meeting you have a meeting with somebody that's gonna make something happen for you usually if it's if it's said I'm in a meeting or I'm going to a meeting it's usually like a sketch group or it's AA or it's AA if the person who says the meeting like name drops it that's when you know it's a J because they wanna name drop it give me an example oh man I had a meeting with CAA today it went awesome I think they're gonna sign me which means they're gonna hold off on you for a little bit and let you test other options so but if they go like I just got a meeting if someone just like blows you up like oh I can't do it I got a meeting that means they are having lunch with someone or they're going to meet with their improv group or they're they're just they're not really having a meeting they're meetings up with someone but they're making it sound important at least that's what when I do it or they come up with like a phrase like I had a roommate that she was like a WV actress kind of girl like that's what she always went for and she'd always say she had a lot of things cooking and whenever she said that phrase I always said I always knew like no you've just been home all day eating Cheetos and chain smoking I know all about it I have a lot of things cooking you have nothing cooking because if you said if you did have something cooking you wouldn't have the time to like fancy it up with a little phrase like that people who are busy don't have time to yeah I mean I can't imagine ever saying that in my life like oh just a lot of things cooking a lot of things on the back burner you know I'm just laying all my ducks in a row yeah exactly just lining them up what a day so tell me about your meeting Adam I want to know I mean I guess there's certain information you don't want to give out you know some of these meetings are super secret but it went well? secret secret it wasn't it wasn't necessarily like a secret secret oh okay it was just a good a good meeting can you tell us about it? he's a little bummed out right now he's a little bummed out because we found out our female guest is is had who she thought was six months had a boyfriend since Halloween yeah and she's obviously pretty and Adam's directly diagonal from her yeah did you say obviously? she just lost some she just lost some beauty right there that was just nice to hear but I don't want you to be nervous yeah you shouldn't be nervous she's taken there's nothing to ruin you could only win her over you could only make her want to break up with her boyfriend at this point oh yeah like that's the only place that can it's either just neutral because both of the both of the ladies actually but you know here's the thing sometimes especially guys who the engineer laughing when we talk to women for the first time I guess you can't help but to flirt but know that it's not always like hitting we're not hitting on you all the time I mean sometimes we are trying to get to know you but that usually leads into wow I really like this girl she's single well I'm not hitting on you I'm not hitting on you I want to continue this let's ask her out you know what I mean but like it shouldn't stop even if she's married or taken or if she has a boyfriend if you guys had something fun you should continue that just there's a boundary up right now and until there's a wedding ring you shouldn't you shouldn't have to you shouldn't try and break it up but like that doesn't you know be yourself be you because anything could happen tomorrow so you're a comedian not I mean it sounds ridiculous but I mean I appreciate comedy and stand up and I mean sketch comedy you got a handful of characters up your sleeve you got a handful of kids up your sleeve you got a handful I don't have a handful of kids up my sleeve but no I mean like I don't know I like doing I like doing voices and impersonations mainly just to make my mom laugh and my sister laugh oh well that's how they start I mean most of the best impersonators are just like yeah I just did it because my brother loved them you know like that's the best way so would you mind hitting us with some to put you on the spot like I was put on the spot well I mean I can do like the one that because I brought up my mom like the one I always do to make my mom laugh is Liza Minnelli like fighting her way out of a situation that's amazing you gotta now deliver that let's do it okay like if she was like if she was at like a bar and she keeps hitting on different you know men and women and the bartender is telling her she's getting too sloppy the bouncer is telling her to leave she's like my good sir I just need to know how many children you might have because I have a child and I have a mother have you heard of her Judy Garland sir sir please be my mother and I can't do it anymore that's the voice it makes my mom laugh if I chase her around and do it oh wow yeah like at the grocery store like follow her around with something that's awesome that was great like raw chicken yeah with raw chicken too it's hard on the spot that's why some people don't want to be like actors and actresses and stuff is because it's like you don't want to be um or you can't imagine being put on the spot and doing the silly shit or the silly things that you do in your own you can cuss Mary and it's encouraged I can't so I can say shit you can fucking say so many shits FCC ain't nothing to fuck with Skid Row Studios dunking that dumb shit dude Mary I remember New Year's Eve we were drunk we were partying and you did some pizza lady do you remember the pizza lady oh I can do pizza lady yeah this is actually a real this is a real this is a real woman she exists in life see that's an original character then she's she was my boss at a pizza place in North Hollywood where I used to it's still there but I mean she's this uh Chinese woman she and her her husband had this dream to have like one of those pizza places where they have like goat cheese and prosciutto on the pizza but it's in North Hollywood I mean it's the kind of area where it's like nobody in North Hollywood cares at all about fine fresh goat cheese on their pizza or not mostly but she was this Chinese chick and her name is Angela and when she called me for my interview I'm not even kidding this is how she sounds hello Mary this is Angela artisan pizza kitchen want you to come in maybe for interview maybe you have what it takes to work with me at the pizza kitchen there's a gun to my head I'm not even kidding when I got the I mean cause it was a Craigslist ad so when I when I called back I didn't know what the ad was for I didn't know if it was a joke I didn't know what nationality she was she sounded like she was like Eastern European pan ethnic yeah it sounded to me the way it sounds is very Eastern European she sounded yeah and she's a tiny tiny little lady from Shanghai and I'd like you to come to pizza town and apply for the job or did you get that job yeah no I definitely got it it was the place was just opening so I mean basically they needed anybody to work there oh wow and and it was you it was me I worked there for a while I used to call and prank call the girls that I worked with and pretend to be Angela but have some reason why they needed to come in and close the store like either being on acid or being involved in like a in like a like a brawl or something did you fire you should have fired some of your friends I did I did tell one one girl that she had to come in when it was her wedding weekend but but her her fiance got on the phone and so it was like he was so mad and she was so stressed that it became like what if what if like they broke off the wedding right at that conversation it'd be my fault it'd be your fault and you're just like ha I nailed the voice not much man just going hey Adam hey guys come on buddy hey you you exhaled out of out of that blue thing right I think everybody knows why Adam is the way he is right now that blue thing we gave you you know that was the thing to make you extra hot you actually exhaled out of that right Adam or you inhaled see if you inhale it makes you extra hot cause from everybody smoking out of it if you inhale it it's like getting like three times or four times the high like pure THC straight through your lungs is that what happened yeah cause you're not saying very much it's your podcast show and you're not saying anything and you look really confused it's because you had a great day you don't know where you are you had a great day you did you just you look really nervous and yeah I know I just got really you got really really high the yeah he played a little piccolo that's what it looked like I was like I was just a little a little jazz flute no no no it's all good I'm just having one of those days I guess I just are you emotional or yeah I just saw just you know it was my dog what kind of dog do you have a roof a roof it's a little roofie wait a minute are you gonna slip that in one of our bottles is my little dog roofie no I'm just I don't know what's going on with me I've been having a little bit of you know what I hate to say that she bummed the show up with her relationship but I feel like it took a nosedive from there like cause you know we the game of wooing girls through the glass I mean there's one are you are you taken oh yeah yep she's taken as well so Adam will you there's nothing for us in this room I do always enjoy a man jiggling his butt in front of glass so okay you've lost that one when's your next show Gian this Friday August 31st hmm drunkards and dragons right you know that's what I meant like going back to earlier to the nerd based shows that I do I do a like a D&D LARP like drinking game show it's it's! one of the best shows I do like we dress up like renaissance fair people or like LARPers or whatever and we do an improvised quest almost like a like a Lord of the Rings kind of movie and then we have an inflatable 20 sided die and then every time we roll it the audience drinks and it's pretty awesome and it goes for an hour how big is the die is it like it's huge it's huge so it's like instead of like a small 20 sided die it's like a small 20 sided die it's like a huge one and when we roll everybody yells huzzah and chugs huzzah bam it's awesome bam bam booty bam bam booty bam booty bam this is a story about a guy bam booty boom boom boom he can fly yeah but he couldn't he couldn't die he's like Jack Harkness look at this bitch I'm going darkness up in here cause I'm high like a kite oh my god get on the mic and get on your podcast do that right Skid Row Studios all night disco ball spinning 800 800 893 800 893 9462 9462 800 893 I wonder if that was the real ad to Skid Row Studios yeah it's like Jamaican band playing shit and then it was like 8962 800 800 893 the worst fuck I would see that at like 9 in the morning fucking shit I would love to do the and I would be around Bowser and he'd be like 800 893 dude let's go to Skid Row Studios and get baked and then the kids would be like hey this is 1981 this is Skid Row Studios do you know in 29 years this is gonna be there's a caller oh yeah what awesome hello hi what's up dude totally man hello caller you guys are rad man keep talking more about yourselves I wanna know everything about you what else what is your best business are you being condescending sir are you being condescending are you saying can I hear some more some more impressions from that broad on there too oh the broad the broad the broad's sometimes a dame she's sometimes a dame I feel you bro oh my god caller what's your name oh dude dude can you tell me what your best bid is again that you think is so good and can you do it who are you talking to which one are you talking to come on man this is radio you gotta do it man what do you want us to do we don't know I wanna hear another rad impression and I wanna hear how good this guy is again how good this guy is again oh my god alright so rad impression and then compliment me Adam okay alright so go for it rad impression hey you have someone else I don't know Adam broad broad in the room are you okay are you okay I don't know Adam just hammered the oh the chick is all pissed off cause I said broad oh no she's flabbergasted not necessarily I don't really have like a bevy of so what's your name caller hello caller what's your name I prefer to remain anonymous can we call you Steve kinda that's my best comeback when people say that they always say I just wanna be a man I just prefer like I always think about stuff and I go well that's the way I wanna answer that question you know what I'm saying anyway guys I'm gonna drop out and I'm just gonna listen in thanks a lot no problem caller yeah cool thanks for calling rad you're rad rad you guys are rad skid row studios skid row studios you guys sing oh dude I love it when you sing stuff man keep singing some more stupid shit I love it that's what my dad calls it I love it there's a broad in the room there's a guy alright I'm gonna go jerk off now goodbye go jerk off buddy okay so he was a nice guy was he I don't know he had one of those build up laughs I felt like he was imitating my laugh which was brilliant because I gotta laugh at that so he was good whoever that was it's in the psyche you gotta understand people get on their level they're dominant be dominant back this guy easy easy to figure out like that in my mind I get everything he said so like it's just interesting how he he handled it he kind of summed it up because he summed up my laugh yeah that set the mood for the show yeah I love it like after calling her Raj he's like oh did I piss off the world broad because I called her a broad yeah I kind of want him to call back actually I want to like battle axe fury he's jerking off I want to have like a character contest with all you guys and him I think that's what he wanted I think so too he wanted that online and we failed him yeah I mean I never okay fine let's do some improvisation since that's what I love to do right so broad here is gonna create a character and you're gonna create a character and I'm gonna create a character okay alright and um I'm gonna create a character and um let's uh let's go to our lovely lady behind the glass uh give us a location where you want these three random characters to appear let's go to a hotel swimming pool hotel swimming pool alright we're getting a phone call we're getting a phone call right before our improv scene good maybe we can chime in caller hey what's up you guys wanted me again yeah yeah oh man I was I was trying not to I was trying not to be rude and let you go jerk off but like yeah welcome back some people can't jerk off unless they're on the air oh man you make me hyperventilate so uh so we're gonna do an improv scene and uh with three random characters could you uh so far we're in a hotel swimming pool can you add to that oh dude this sounds like it's gonna be totally hilarious dude alright let's do it let's do this let's do this this is you're gonna help us make it hilarious so what else do you wanna add to the scene before we start before we start it okay what's the scene again bro I love actors so so it's uh everybody loves actors right they're so not annoying they're so not annoying or not worthy of things uh so not like just desperately needing attention right needing attention and also not working and living off their parents okay so we're all gonna be a random character so we're all gonna pick our own characters we're not gonna know who it is yet our location is at a hotel swimming pool now now! you can add any element you want on top of that and we'll incorporate it in this scene of three random characters okay there's a hotel swimming pool yes I wanna be the guy that laughs like this okay you're not in the scene you have to just help us get there oh man this is too complicated man no it's not I don't think I got it man I'm not a pro like you dude be a pro name a scenario you're making me intimidated man oh no bro I'm feeling intimidated man I'm feeling a little embarrassed I just think that I think that's I think that's the need for masturbation so it might not be I'm a little embarrassed right now it might not be no you don't have to be embarrassed all you need is just add an element give us a situation I'm a little embarrassed right now I have a situation we have this caller and he needs some help and encouragement to get his masturbating done so maybe there we go uh you got your characters can kind of encourage him along on his mission and we can all come through this together that sounds good I wanna know how Adam Ode's day went I wanna know about that meeting I wanna know about that meeting I wanna know about that meeting I do too I guess we'll get to that after this uh this three minute sketch can't get a straight motherfucking answer you know what I'm saying he'll he'll get an answer Adam's day was super interesting so he'll he'll tell us all about it right after this it was a good day hey man I don't like this game it sucks man we haven't even started we haven't even started no man no dude no man what's up come on dude what what do you wanna alright maybe we should we're just going to a hotel cool the guy in the swimming pool needs encouragement to jack off alright right yes ok and then little children walk in and then you go ok alright and go you're the little children alright oh my god mommy what's going on over there oh my he's holding he's holding his pee pee oh man oh my god mommy he's holding his pee pee you guys are sick that was a good one that was a good one that was a good one that was a good one that was a good one you guys are sick that was amazing that was the that was amazing you guys are sick Adam what kind of show is this Jesus Christ I mean I tried to tune in to listen to the show and I hear this pedophile alright we hear the the her impressions dude you're the one whacking it in the pool so let me choose these guys are these guys have good impressions wait I wanna hear her don't talk to a man like that I said you give her a scenario Tom like us that's how you talk to a woman right there kid you never forget that you never forget that you never forget that you never forget that wait a second I wanna play some I wanna hear what your characters are what my characters are for in the swimming pool yeah do some characters right now well he wanted me to play a kid so I played a kid yeah so you had to play a kid now I'm a big ol' pedo okay so caller are you there yeah what do you want why is he ever there what do you want her to he's mad to play I don't know man this game is like getting really complicated man okay do you I'm not sure I'm not sure let's get another impression from the one broad I mean chick yeah I think I want well what do you wanna play you have to give her one on the spot hmm dead air oh I got a good one she had a pizza lady she had a pizza lady I did I did have a pizza lady what other interesting I wanna hear first of all like more interesting projects that the guy does mm-hmm and I wanna hear another voice of the girl okay cool sounds good interesting project oh on adult swaps I wanna hear I wanna hear I wanna hear on adult swim might as well I wanna plug this on adult swim I'm doing the web series it called inertia for the NTSF SDSUV the oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh SDSUV oh totally I don't remember I think that's amazing are you in that show too? no she should be are you really in that show? that's badass yeah I was in the show for season one and then for season two I did the web series really? Paul Scheer are you friends with Paul Scheer? I am he's a cool dude Paul Scheer like Paul Scheer saw the Bukowski thing he always chimes in and has seen something I've done recently something that I didn't even think a lot of people saw and he'd be the only like always the one to be like hey I saw that thing you did nice yeah he's a cool dude I love him and that show is great it's really funny it's like a NCIS like a fake NCIS like a terrorism show it's really funny now NTSF SDSUV yeah it's a national terrorism strike force San Diego sports utility video yeah nice do you watch Breaking Bad at all? I do I do congratulations to Matt Jones Badger on the show don't tell me don't tell me I haven't seen season 5 yet oh no no no no no I'm not I'm not giving away oh but congratulations for him to be a regular yeah he just booked the office spin off the farm yeah congratulations how do you mean Matt? through Ultimate Improv dude back in the day when I first started doing comedy whoa you hear that? the air conditioning went off the air conditioning went off yeah when I first started doing comedy it was I met him at Ultimate Improv it was pretty awesome yeah okay my bad are you waiting until Breaking Bad's over to see all of this? I can't yeah it's not on Netflix yeah some of it is a lot of it is well not the season that's out oh yeah I will say that there's one or two episodes that are very heavy Skyler episodes which I haven't liked but it's been a good season so far did you see last season last season's finale? no amazing oh my god yeah that was great that was amazing with the head yeah yeah she's I was working for this like like TV podcast called After Buzz TV yeah and we did like a like a panel show with them and so we watched the finale and then we we were all like we got to talk to them right after Brian Cranston and you know Aaron Paul it was really awesome wow picture time what about Google Me? what the heck is that about? oh that was a sketch for Funny or Die nice yeah it was awesome dude I love the titles of your projects you've been in like Charles Bukowski the original monster Google Me nothing's like normal well most of those are sketches because like Funny or Die puts a lot of their sketches on on IMDb can we in the broad take a photo? yeah of course you can do whatever you want I mean you are the star of I am not the star oh no I'm not the star oh I feel like so weird posing for a picture is your name like G-I-M like like G-U-I-L-L-A-M-E G-I-A-N Giancarlo Molina oh Gian Gian Gian Giancarlo Molina Giancarlo that's awesome that's how I say my name some like would you really move Giancarlo Giancarlo Giancarlo anything I could say the ladies love it they love it yeah I like Giancarlo I like Giancarlo I like the ladies that's why I like I took a massage therapy totally really like yeah you give good massages I'm a certified massage therapist yeah that's it I heard about his massages you should give her a massage I would love to okay let's do this right now on air yeah on air on air massage what do you what is hurting what's a what's hurting what's hurting or what do you need relieved always the shoulders and neck I'm a desk judge man of all trades all right sit down sit one microphone over and you're gonna and you're gonna talk into this mic scoot a little back scoot a little I'm gonna try and keep talking while I do this it's a little it's a little tough so Adam interview me while I massage this beautiful lady okay I'm gonna do this with one hand too okay I don't wanna turn around you are the man am I I'm not like an other hand other hand is on chicksters one hand here one hand there all right do it all right yeah the other hand yeah go for it there you go so you're a really really good masseuse so tell me about random creepy guys random creepy guys he's doing it too he has the one hand it's awesome he's using the other hand to stabilize this guy is the funniest dude I love it he's he doesn't have to try and he's just like I you know what's funny is that I made a guy fall asleep a guy who really wanted to jerk off I made him fall asleep yeah you did do that today so there you go the picture's not gonna look great the picture's gonna look weird it's gonna look like you're forcing me to do something else don't kill me is this like becoming like a porn is it I don't know I think this is how most porns start out I'm like all right so just you're feeling some tension right there and then well she's naked she's naked yep wave to YouTube my favorite porn that I ever saw was um it's like the guy has the camera and he keeps telling the woman to put her clothes back on and go upstairs we're getting a phone call guys hello guys same guy same guy no listen I'm not I mean I'm not laughing anymore I actually feel really bad that I uh well first of all I'm interrupting a porn story that the I was gonna say broad right now but I'm gonna say that the young man the young lady was about to talk right now but listen guys I just really want to apologize for calling you in I mean I just had a bad day you know and feeling a little down on myself and I just felt you know laughing at you guys and making fun of you guys and calling the chick abroad is just a way to make myself feel better and you know what I'm really sorry well it's everything everything everything's okay why was your day so bad though that's what I want to know well I mean that's really none of your guys business it's not it's not our business you're right I'm really sorry and now I'm sorry making light of your impressions you know I gotta admit they're better than any impression that I could have ever done I just don't I've never been able to do an impression you know a lot of people in SNL also don't do really good impressions so the guy still annoys me a little bit I annoy myself a little bit don't worry I'm even I'm gonna apologize for saying that because it's just I'm just projecting guys it's all good man Adam yes you have a great show and I'm sorry to call in and mess it up no problem um please keep calling happy belated birthday I understand you had a birthday yeah I did have a good weekend thank you what is your name I'm embarrassed to say that I'm embarrassed to say that I'm embarrassed to say Adam do I know you I'm just gonna let you guys go because I'm starting to lose it right now I'm starting to think I know this guy I'm really sorry you know I really want to apologize to you for being a shitty guest the caller you know you're gonna stick with me for all like next week all of next month maybe because you were the one I lost you were the fan I couldn't make and I'm sorry and that sucks you've had this nailed to your fans so now I just I just like massaged a beautiful married then divorced now in a long term relationship woman who just drank some water and I was super overjoyed and now the fact that you can't call them to apologize and I still annoyed you even in your moment of vulnerability I apologize caller caller's gone okay caller's gone oh there he is there he is um you apologize I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry I'm sorry guys I'm sorry I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys I'm sorry guys and you just make it happen. And I made it happen because I was thinking so, I got so excited about doing the radio show tonight. Yeah. But I made it happen. And so, yeah, so then I ate breakfast. I stopped off the bus. I ate breakfast. Sat next to this lady. It sounded like the pizza lady. And then I kept going about my day. Nice, bro. That was nice. And then I got a phone call from my friend Vince. And Vince kind of made fun of the situation that happened last night because last night me and Vince got some pizza and we laughed about his podcast and we talked for 37 minutes about, you know, my happy. So I... Then got a phone call. And I went off the bus. I had a meeting. And, oh, my gosh. And I play in this movie a character who's kind of like Rain Man. But he's... This is kind of the script, what I just did. All right. So it's been a great honor. I haven't heard you guys speak for a while. What's going on? What's going on here? We were listening to your day. Oh, yeah. Fucking weird, man. What happened? Someone said... That was a very good story. What did he say? He said, you're fucking weird, Adam. Or just, it's weird. Or it's weird. Turn your mic on at the wrong time. What happened? Turn your mic on at the wrong time? Oh. Oh. So those are the coolest... So that's Gian. Gian, everybody. Gian Molina. Follow him on Twitter, Facebook. Gian, you're the man. I've never been this excited on a show. Dude, I'd love to go back. You have no idea where my mind was. So I love you, man. I know where your mind was. Thank you very much. I was here, dude. It was all good. I loved it. I had fun. Thank you for being my guest, brother. I will be your guest again soon. Follow Gian Molina, please, everybody. Facebook, Twitter him. Look him up. He's amazing. And also the wonderful, beautiful Mary. Thank you. Yes. The beautiful Mary. We'll see you soon. Any last final thoughts? Oh, I got one. If you guys are fans of Mary here, starting next Tuesday from 9 to 10, tune in to hear our awesome radio show where we talk about how cool weed is. Awesome. Oh, yeah. So there you go. Thanks, Gian. Love you. Love you, too. Adamo. Adamo. Adamo.! Adamo! Adamo! Adamo! Adamo! Adamo! Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adamo, Adam I want to hear some new music. Tune into Piñata Hour every Wednesday from 7 to 9.