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I am Ginger Lynn with my wonderful, beautiful, amazing co-host Miss? Kelly Nichols Kelly Nichols We've got some sound problems here We can't hear you Got it? Alright And who else is with us? Stevie Stevie I still can't hear you Still can't hear I can't hear everybody Oh wait I've got a little knob Turn We're sitting here The red one Checking out our knob Okay Oh here we go Right here You've got the red one Turn that one How does that This button right here Just turn it louder Kelly's turning It's okay There's a little bit Oh there we are Wait You can hear? Do it again Okay I can hear Okay I can hear It was better for a second there No there's something wrong With the headphones Oh that's disappointing Meanwhile Kelly It's in all the way Yeah there was a second Where it sounded normal Ginger's The yellow one Headphones I love the word head It's not doing anything When we think about Head Oh there it is Now it's back Okay You got it? I don't know what happened But we are back We are on Oh you just had to fiddle with yours Now Now it's perfect I know it's not me There was Okay I am Ginger Lynn Welcome to Blame It On Ginger We've got Kelly Nichols We've got Stevie We are in studio Kelly Nichols What's going on beautiful girl? I'm having a dry spell I'm having a dry spell A dry spell? Your mouth is dry? No My pussy's dry And I'm not just making this up What? I'm just having a hard time Coming I've been masturbating a lot And it's just I'm just having a hard time It's sad Now have you masturbated before? Oh frequently Often I know what I'm doing Okay that was my next question Yes I know what I'm doing I have a variety of toys I just It's by myself And maybe that might be part of it But it's just Yeah I haven't had good luck And I'm on a sexy show And it Which makes me like Go home and want to like Play with myself even more And anyway I was bitching to you In the car coming over I got it Now you know What is your technique? How do you masturbate? What is the plan of attack here When you're going for that click Going for that pussy Going for the orgasm? Well I Two things If I know I'm going to be bedded down For like a couple hours I break out the nipple clamps And some rope And I tie up my boobs And nipple clamps Because I rip My nipples are crazy You do this by yourself? By myself By myself Stevie can we get the rope out? I have rope Okay The black rope? Yes get the black rope out And I mean I'm sorry I'm just thinking Yeah no that's fine And I grab Stevie's running for the rope Stevie's running for the rope I grab bobby pins And cross pin my nipples And I get out Bobby pins? Bobby pins You cross them like that And they make great nipple Really good ones And you can like sit there And if you go towards the end It gets more and more intense And you cross this one over It gets more and more intense And it's just Your nipples literally like It either gets ripped Really red or bloodless It's fabulous So you like your nipples We'll just keep that right there You put that over there by the In the corner Because I'm gonna I like it I like them hard I like them tight It really turns me on And I don't mind doing it to myself And then I have about four toys Usually three insertables And then my favorite The Hitachi And I make a go of it Sometimes I'll have some dirty books To look through I really don't go to porn watching it I used to But now it's just In my head In a book You've got your own little Little reel in your head Den of iniquity And then if I'm in a hurry It's like It's five seconds on the Hitachi So it's like How often do you spend The hour The two hours Doing the whole set up Because I've never done that I have never sat down Or lie down And tied my tits up And done the nipple clamps I When I masturbate I just go for the gold I don't romance myself I don't do any of that This isn't romancing I mean okay You like The whole peeing thing right I love the peeing thing I mean how about Peeing in a glass And then pouring it over yourself While you're Doing the Hitachi I mean Do you know what I'm saying It's just like That's fucking Sensation Just because you don't Have someone there That And have it drip through your legs As you're like splashing And using the Hitachi And just think about someone Like squirting all over you Yeah You know what I do When I'm by myself And I do include the pee pee thing It's I'm so weird If I have the Hitachi out I lie on my back And it goes right to my clit And I come in 30 seconds Or a minute Or two minutes Or whatever If I'm If I'm romancing myself I'll take three minutes That's like the extent of it You are a cheap date I'm such a cheap date But what I do My favorite way to masturbate I'm a humper And so I lie on my belly And I put my hands Between my legs And I start with Just my fingers And I I grind against my fingers And I grind against My fist And I get my clit going And then I always have a Washcloth Sitting next to the bed And I take the washcloth And I put it Between my legs And I start humping The washcloth And as I'm doing that I think really dirty Filthy thoughts And I start to pee And I can feel The warmth Of my Of my pee pee Going through the washcloth Wow And that That's like my Yeah It gets me there Now if you found A beautiful lesbian That you could hump Like that And pee on it Because that's what When you said You were humping And turning I'm going Oh shit You want to come over? I said yes Nick, honey Kelly should Oh my god Kelly Nichols is coming over And we are going to go for it We're going down And dirty We're going to play Now Nick and I Have an open relationship To the extent Where There's nobody brought in at all Except unless I bring them in And it's only girls Right And I've only Up to this point I don't want to say allowed But been comfortable With two women That I've let him put his dick in Or Not allowed But not let him But felt comfortable enough for that And I would so Let Nick fuck you I would so Be turned on Watching you I'm clean But I'll get tested It'd be worth it Yeah Let's go for it Alright Let's do it That would be really neat Nick, honey You're getting laid again Well you are too I know It's I get to Lay you Well the good thing is The wonderful thing about Our relationship Is that Nick knows I love women And Obviously I love men But I have not been with another man In nearly six years And I don't want to be with another man But there's something that a woman can do That a man can't And I can't It's not that a man can fuck And a woman can't Because a woman can totally fuck But there's something different About being with a woman There's Like you're looking at me right now There's that look There's that intensity There's that girl thing Where you just You get each other No you get away We feel in the creamy center We feel in the creamy center We squeeze and ooze Through all the cracks and holes That the guys don't quite fill We do We do We do And it's a totally different thing Yes And there's very few women That I go Yeah I want to see your dick Inside her pussy And I would love Love Love You have to watch Because that will totally change you Because that will totally change you Oh that's me I'm right there I will lick your pussy While he's fucking you I will be underneath I'll be there Lapping you up I'll lick your asshole I'll eat your butt Will you direct it into my pussy? I will hold it I will guide it Nice I will take the tip And just rub it around the outside And then I'll put a little bit in Vaginal ream And right when you think I'm going to push it Just into your pussy And you're going to think It's going in I'm going to pull it away Without hurting Nick Up and down Pull that thing away Get that cock back here right now He's going to boob all over me He's going to boob all over me He's going to boob all over me He's going to boob all over me No it's the anticipation One of the things I love about Being with a woman Is that There's no Okay the next thing Is going to be The dick going in my pussy There is none of that You don't know What the next thing is It's always new It's always exciting It's always That's good and bad Because we know ourselves We know that one day We'll feel like this And the sensitivity Will be on this side And the next day We could be up for any Next day We could be up for any Very specific. So, and we're with another woman who's feeling exactly the same way. So, it's like wheel of fortune on both sides. Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding. So, do you think that I'll be able to make you come? Well, I told you. She hesitated. Oh, no. She's hesitated. Well, no. Our promise was we're going to try and I wasn't going to lie about it. Right. You have the Itachi, which is our best friend. Our best kryptonite. It so is. And what I also have for you today is, hold on, it's from Adam and Eve. I've got another special toy. I love toys. Oh, this is that double toy. I love toys. I love Santa. We were opening up those boxes and found some goodies. I always feel like I'm in. I can't say fifth grade, but the excitement level when I get to do something new is like when you go to your first birthday party or you go to your first thing and your heart beats fast and you're really, really excited. And that's how I get with you. I'm going like. I've got my leg on the inside of Kelly Nichols' right leg running it from the back of her knees. What am I looking at? Is that like Benoit balls? What this is, this is. It's an Adam and Eve project, project, product called Teardrop Duo balls. And what they are, it's a set. I've got a rubber. Latex. Latex. It's a stretchy string. It's probably three inches long with a little, little ball fan so I can hold onto it. And then listen. I can hear it. Sounds like a storm approaching. It's a little ball fan. It's a little ball fan. It's a little ball fan. It's a little ball fan. It's a little ball fan. It's a little ball fan. Wait, the rain. How do you do rain? Okay. I've got a thunderstorm going. So what they are, it's a set of Benoit balls, but they've taken them to the next level. Now, if you're familiar with Benoit balls, they're small balls about the size of a marble. A little bit bigger and they're weighted. And they're weighted and you put them in your pussy. And you rock. And you rock and they roll. And you can keep them in there all day long. I have walked around with Benoit balls for the longest time in my pussy. The problem is when you get turned on, my pussy gets really, really, really, really, really wet. And the Benoit balls fall out. Yes. I have done that. I have forgotten I had them in and dropped them at an inopportune time. I had an egg drop out of me at the Shutter's Hotel in Santa Monica. Just plop out. I was in the bathroom and Nick had the remote control. So I walk into the bathroom and he's made me come in front of all these people a million times. And I can't act like I'm coming. So I'm in public having orgasms. I go into the bathroom. Now I've got to pee because I've come a bunch of times. I sit down and there are three stalls. I'm in the middle stall. And I can hear women walking in. And I'm little pee pee sound. And then like plunk the whole thing. They must have thought I had the biggest turd ever that dropped out of my butt. And it was the magic. Or you were just. I'm German. I mean. But it hit the porcelain and it was just like this. Oh my God. When you said you dropped an egg, I'm picturing you in the middle walking through the lobby. And you. Yeah, right. Drop an egg. And I want to know, is it a shell? Was it a hard boil? Oh my God. It was. Okay. What these are. These are from Adam and Eve. And they are shaped. They remind me of testicles. Well, the teardrop shape is very feminine. It's very feminine. They're. They're white. Hard plastic on one side. And then it's a silicone on the other side that's smooth and round. And they really are shaped like a teardrop. So it reminds me of a testicle hanging in a bag. Is this my present? This is your present. And I would like to put this. Hold on. In my mouth. In my ear. No. In my cooch. I would love to put this in your cooch. You want to play with me? I'd love to play with you. I would love to play with you. Our phone number here is 1-800-893-9000. We're going to move over onto the floor, onto the sexy liberator with the liberator throw on top of it. Compliments of liberator. And I am going to take the teardrop duo balls. I'm going to tease you. Oh, I've got nipple clamps. Hold on. Cover me. Hold on. I do. She's breaking out the studio here. She's going into the cabinet. There's all kinds of stuff. Let's see. What else? What else can I tell her that I like? Uh. What? Whipped cream. Whipped cream. One of the ice boxes. Oh, wait. Are you talking about whipped cream? No. Not. No, no, no. Because if I give you one more thing, you're going to go running for it. Well, because I've got a trick for you later. We've got an amazing show coming up for you today. We've got Bill Margold coming in. The papa of adult porn of, well, that's the only kind of porn there is, of adult movies of porn. We've got girls and corpses coming in. We've got sexy, beautiful women. I'm going to do the zombie dead whore on the floor dance for us. And we have splashing later, which is what reminded me when you said whipped cream. Oh, yeah. Is I have brought two wonderful things for you to sit in today. Oh, you told me one of them. Was it pork and beans? No. Matzo balls. Oh, matzo balls. I've got giant, big, ball-shaped, testicle-shaped. She said balls. Giant balls. Ball-shaped. Ball-shaped. I've got matzo balls. Matzo balls in a broth for you to sit in. And the thing is, you sit in it and you take your pussy and you squish it back and forth. And they're going to fall apart. They're going to mush underneath of you. And then. Yes. If you're willing and ready, I've got a giant can of pinto beans. I've got like the 32 ounce. I'm going to pour them over your titties. Kind of a la Tommy. Okay. Oh, yeah. And Margaret. And Margaret in the bathtub. So. That kind of role model. Yes. Something. It. The thing about splashing is I don't want to get dirty. I don't want to get messy. And as sex goes on, you start out clean. And then the dirtier you get, the farther into it, the more turned on you get, the nastier you get. The thing about splashing is you are dirty right away. You have food on you. And there's a freedom. There's this amazing freedom that comes along with having, with getting dirty. It kind of turns into an art form. It does. And so I want to get you dirty later. Okay. Are you willing? I'm willing to get dirtier than I already am. All right. I want to get you really dirty right now. We're going to move over onto the floor. It is now time for Ginger Lynn to take Kelly Nichols onto the floor. See if I have any, any skills whatsoever. Now I'm going to rely on Kelly to let me know what she does and doesn't like. Now the nipple clamps I have, I'm going to do a little click for you. Nope. Can't hear it very well. Can't hear it at all. What these are, they are plastic clothes pins. So I'm hoping that they will be. Um, strong enough to do the job. I'm going in. I've got my gun oil on the floor. I've got my Hitachi magic wand out. I've got my teardrop dual balls and the most important ingredient here. I have Kelly Nichols. I've got Kelly Nichols. I'm coming in now. Stevie, can you hold the mic for us? Are you going to tie up my tits? Really? I'm going to tie up your tits. Now. Cool. I'll get them here for that. We're getting adjusted here. Yep. Keep talking, Stevie. Kelly is on the floor eagerly awaiting. Where's the rope though? On the plate. It's on the side of the coat. We've got black rope. It's just being unwound lovingly by Ginger. It's made out of nylon, so it's not going to hurt too much. Now, Kelly, I have never tied up any titties before, so I'm going to just go for it and do my own little rope bondage unless you have. Well, I have just a suggestion. Okay. Okay, so. Tell me how to start. End to end. End to end. End to end. Oh, I just saw the other end. There it is. The girls are looking for the ends of the rope right now. Their hands clutching the rope. There's so much anticipation here. All right. I've got the end, both ends of the rope. Kelly Nichols guiding me through this. We're tying it. Now, what we've done is taken the ends and put them together. I'm gently pulling. Oh, that's okay. Actually, let me do this. Make it faster. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Kelly has a fast way to do this. So, Kelly has doubled the rope. She's putting it underneath of her tits and tying a knot like you would tie your first part of a shoelace. Now, from here, just start tying. Just start tying. All right. So. To make this tie, go ahead and double knot it. Oh, can you put your finger in the middle? Sure can. All right. It's like wrapping a present. This is my first time ever tying anybody up. I never get any firsts anymore, Kelly. Oh, my God. Okay. Tying Kelly Nichols' titties up. Tight. There you go. Is that tight enough? Yeah. Now, you have this one to play on this there and this one to play here. All right. So, because of the fact that we had each rope separated, I've got two ends. Do you have a pair of scissors? I do. Scissors, please. Jenny, can you hear me? All right. So, let's do this side first. So, am I going to tie this around your titty? Am I going to? I'll hold it out for you. Okay. Yes. You wrap it. Oh. And then tie a knot? No. No. Okay. Just wrap. Wrap it around your titty. Okay. Like you're wrapping one way or another. I feel like I've never. Oh, we've got scissors. Okay. Let me do this titty first. Oh, wow. This is interesting. Kelly's left breast is tied. Actually, you can take this one and bring it over to this side and do this. I can do both of them with the same. Okay. Hold that titty. I'm going to wrap it. Do tight. Try it. Do it tight. Okay. Well, I'm kind of nervous. Don't be. See? No. Yes. Kelly Nichols titties are so squished together. They're in the middle. They're squished together. I'm taking the rope, tying it around the top, under the bottom, and squeezing them as tightly as I possibly can. Now. Take that around my back and tie it back there. All right. Going around the back. Stevie, hold the mic. Sorry, Kelly. Don't be sorry. It's great. Oh, whoa. This is so fucking sexy. Okay. And Kelly's nipples are so hard right now. I'm looking and she's fully aroused. Hold on. She's playing with her nipples right now. Let me redo it. Oy. Oh. All right. I'm going to put my knee in the middle for a second there so it's nice and tight. And Ginger is putting her knee in to get it very, very, very, very tight. And I'm going to tighten it one more time before I do the final pull. Uh-huh. If you're tuning in, if you're actually watching this, you're in for a treat. This is something we haven't even done yet. Going tighter. And Kelly looks like she is in ecstasy. That's as tight as I can get it with me being new. With you being... Oh, it's working. Ooh. Okay. Now get the nipple clamps on it. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Now come the... Coming in. The nipple clamps. Okay. I am so new at this. This is so fucking exciting. It's my very first time. Get them on. It's good. They're going to... Yeah. All right. Get it hard. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. I've got the one nipple clamp on. I'm going for the other one. Putting it on. Is that good? That's great. Okay. Oh, my fucking God. Look how hot this is, Jenny. Are you looking at this? I know that you're not supposed to be here, but you are. All right. So I've got Kelly's tits tied up behind her back. They're squished together. Nipple clamps on them. Now I'm going to pull Kelly's panties to the side. You got to... I need a blindfold. I don't... Oh, wait. Give me a blindfold. And, you know, I haven't touched your titties. Ginger's reaching for a blindfold right now. I don't know what you're doing on the thing. I would leave my tits alone. So Kelly can just really deal with the sensation. The ropes might slide, and I don't... They're really tight right now. Okay. You're going to have to guide me through this. This is my first time, and I'm making sure that you can't see anything. Kelly Nichols leaning up on the... Go ahead and slide back and get nice and comfy. Wherever your best position is. That's where we're going to put you. Okay. All right. This is so... I'm sorry. I'm like a kid in a candy store right now going, Oh, my God. I know that's not sexy, so I'm going to get sexy now. Yeah, that's cool. All right. Now I'm going to take my fingernails, and I'm going to rub them on the inside of Kelly Nichols' thighs, scratching from her knees up to her crotch, gliding my fingers back down, kind of a little rough. Now I'm going to grab the inside of Kelly's thighs, tightening my fingernails into them. She's arching her back, grinding her pussy up. I'm going to take my thumb, both of my thumbs, and I'm going from her asshole up to her clit through her panties, and just... Now I'm taking the palm of my hand, and I'm pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing against your clit, making tiny little circles with the palm. Kelly is grinding her pussy, her sweet little cunt, up against my hand as I just press her... Oh, I better stop. She's getting very excited. You had me at nipples, girlfriend. You had me at nipples. And my gun oil is... Oh, yeah, the teardrops. There's a big can of gun oil. We're bringing it in. Now I'm going to take these teardrops, and right now what I'm doing is I'm patting the teardrop against the outside of Kelly's panties. I'm just pounding ever so slightly against her clit. Kelly's bucking, grinding. Pressing up against, wanting more and more and more. Now I'm going to take these teardrops and see how they feel if I press them up against your pussy and your asshole. I'm just going to grind my hand up against your sweet little cunt, against your sweet little asshole. You're very excited, girl. All right. Pulling Kelly's beautiful, bright emerald green and black panties to the side. Oh, my God. I'm going to go in and smell your pussy. Okay. Ginger's gone to sniff Kelly's pussy. I can feel her breathe on it. Oh, fuck. Okay, this is hot. This is officially very hot. All right. Mm. Mm. What I'm doing is sucking the breath out of her pussy. So she feels the cool air. And now, breathing back out. I'm going to take these little balls and pat them on your clit. Pat them on your pussy. Just going to tease you a little bit, back and forth, up and down. Stevie, listen to the sound of the balls. As I knob and press and pound against beautiful Kelly Nichols' pussy. I'm just going up and down and up and down and up and down. Now I'm pressing them into her, kind of grinding them together. I'm going to slide them away. I'm going to take my fingers back. I've got gun oil, lubrication. I'm going to cover my right hand. I can't see any of this, so I don't know what's going to happen next. It's awesome. Oh, my gosh. I have filled the palm of my hand with cool, cold oil. I'm going from the palm of my hand down across Kelly's pubic mound, across her beautiful little tuft of hair, down her pussy, the back of my ring finger going in between her pussy lips, up and down. Kelly is bucking. She's bucking and grinding. I'm just going to tease her a little bit. Oh, now I've got two fingers. Listen to the sound, Stevie. Listen to the sound. Oh. Oh. You're just a tease. I am a tease. Oh. I keep wanting those two fingers to slide in, and she's not doing it. Oh, fuck. Shallow, shallow. Oh, nice. There we go. There we go. I've got two fingers inside of Kelly Nichols' pussy. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. She's got two fingers inside of Kelly Nichols' beautiful pussy. I've got my thumb going back and forth on her clit. She's got her feet planted firmly on the floor. Her back arched, rising up in this wonderful position. Her titties are tied up. And I'm running my thumb across her clit. My fingers are in her pussy. Now... Oh, no. She stopped. She stopped. She stopped. Why did she stop? She stopped because she's got another toy for you. I'm taking the beautiful teardrop dual balls. Your pussy is soaking wet, and I'm sliding them up and down. And I know that every time I stroke your pussy, every time it slides against your clit and back down, that you want me to put it inside of you, don't you? Yes. Yes, I do. First ball sliding in. It's deep inside of Kelly's pussy. Second one now. Wow. Hold on, going in. Ooh. It's just big enough to feel it. Wow. Now, what I'm doing, I've got both balls inside of Kelly's pussy. I've got the cord that's hanging out. I've got this latex little, it's like a tiny little dick that I'm using to pull. And Kelly's pulling. She's not waiting for you. I'm going to get the Hitachi Magic Wand out right now. Bringing it over, getting ready, going in. We are going to give Kelly Nichols the orgasmic, orgasmic orgasm that she didn't get last night. You know what, Stevie? I need you to ever so slightly slide the Liberator this way. I need about three inches. Kelly, I'm going to need you to slide with it. We're coming toward me. Otherwise, I can't reach you with the Hitachi, and I know that you want the Hitachi. Okay, we are there. We are there. All right. I've got the Hitachi Magic Wand in my right hand. Kelly Nichols has two teardrop balls in her pussy. I know you can hear the sound. Mm. I can hear them sliding. And I'm going in. Kelly has told me that she likes it just to the left of her clit. I'm taking the Hitachi Magic Wand. I'm sliding it up and down. I'm pushing in, pulling out, letting Kelly grind against it however she wants to. Now, I can slide it up and down. You can tell me where you want it. Put it exactly where you want it to come. I want to make you come, baby. Can you pull on that string and make them come? Yes. You hold that, yes. You hold the Hitachi. Okay. I'm going to take the string and let's hear Kelly. Let's take it up by her mouth. I want to hear Kelly as she orgasms. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yes. Oh. Oh, this is not going to take long. Oh. Oh. Oh, keep working that string, Ginger. Yeah. Oh, it's like fucking a cock. Yes. Oh. Oh, it does feel like a cock. Like faster. Oh. It does feel like a cock. Like faster. Like faster. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck, fuck. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Kelly just squirted. Oh, my fucking God. Shit, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. It was like ... Don't be sorry. Are you fucking kidding me? I am covered. Oh, my God. I am covered in your jeans. Oh, my God. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I am covered in your jizz. The juice is all over my face and my shirt and look at my arms. Oh, my God. I am covered in your beautiful, beautiful, beautiful sweet juices. Oh, my God. Oh. Do it, girlfriend. Whoa, that just hit the G. That just G'd me. You G'd me. I G'd you, baby. Do you feel better? Mm. Mm-hmm. Whoa, that was way quicker than I thought. Oh, my God. I mean, I was gonna 30 seconds longer, but dang. What? It was when you started pulling it like that and it was hitting the G spot and then I felt it pop out and then I knew I was in trouble. Let me hear it. I want to put the microphone down by your pussy and just hear the sweet. It's fresh. That's complete sweet, beautiful pussy juices all over my face, my neck, my face. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My neck, my shirt, my arms, my hands. This was unrehearsed. Unrehearsed. Do you feel better now, pretty girl? I felt so much better. Oh, you're the best play mate ever. See, I told you I would make you smile. Oh, now we just get nicking there and it's all good. It's all good, baby. It's all good. That was so fucking hot. I've never had a girl squirt at me. Really? Never. Everything you've done and you... Oh, I'm so honored. I've never had a girl squirt at me. The first one, I've made girls squirt, but never on me. And it was just so fucking incredible. And your tits are tied up. And oh, my God. That's a first stare. That's a first stare. I'm so proud. Your first. I know. Now, how was it with, let me untie you. Actually, very gently, I'll take the nipple clamps off. This is a painful part. Yes, it is. I know. Yeah. Quicker? No, no, that was fine. That was fine. Where it's like, it's white. Oh, I know. I know. Yep. Okay. And ooh. No, it's a good pain. It's kind of like tattoo pain. It's like someone was there and pleasure was had and now you pay for it. Ow! It hurts so good, baby. It hurts so good. It hurts so good. So next time we do the tying up, I think we should use a little bit thinner rope. And I'll show you a couple things that are just a little bit easier to hold on. And you know what works really good? What? What? Rubber bands. Rubber bands? Different size rubber bands. You can get like up to like 50 rubber bands on your tits. And then the smaller ones cone you down here. It looks trippy. I have rubber bands at home. I can bring them in. Okay. We'll do it. Okay. I know. I feel like a little kid right now. I'm just so excited. That was so fucking hot. Thank you. No, thank you. I feel so much better now. Isn't an orgasm just the best remedy for anything and everything? Stevie, can you come around and hold the microphone? I'm going to... Yeah, just one second. Yep. Hold on. Let me untie Kelly. Kelly. Kelly is being untied right now. She just came all over Ginger. All over her face. She squirted all over Ginger's tits. I missed it. I was on the sidelines. Oh my God. It was so fucking hot. But it was hot. Let me see what I did here. Oh. So right now, Kelly is recovering. She's untying herself. I'm sorry. I'm going to have... I'm going to crawl in here and help you. I can't leave you. Ginger's helping her. And her nipples are still so hard and so erect right now. But she's got a smile like she didn't have when she walked in. She's tore up. From the floor up right now, as she says. That was hot. I love you. I love you. Hopefully, you actually came in and you were able to log in and watch this. It was all on camera. I feel really bad making you get up right now. I know that it's awful after you have an orgasm. You know what, though? My shirt, I am soaked. I am covered in your cum. Do you know how fucking hot? This is going in my masturbatory reel. I will be masturbating to this for the next six fucking months. Oh my God. That was so fucking hot. How wet? How wet? It was like a cup wet? It was... Or a teaspoon wet? No, more like a cup. Yeah, no. It went on my face, on my neck. It's all over my shirt. It's inside of my arms. It was... Everywhere. Can I tell you something? I haven't squirted like that for, I think, a couple years. No. No, it's because I was experimenting with it for a while and then I kind of got away from it because it's got to be... Oh my feet are wet. It's on the bottom of my pants. You've got to stimulate someone a certain way. You really do. And those things did. They really worked. They do work. They were very good, by the way. And the way that you were moving them and you and the blindfold and the nipples and everything, it was like, okay, so... That was a double release. Well, there you have it. That's how we start our Thursdays out here on Thirsty Thursdays. That's how we roll. I am not thirsty anymore, but I will drink your juices anytime and every time. Oh my God, that was... Seriously, I will masturbate to that over and over and over again. And because I didn't know you were going to squirt, I had no idea. I wasn't ready for it. And just the thrill, that nasty, wonderful thrill of just sex. And you don't... I don't know what's going to happen. And you just covered me and doused me. And I'm just... I'm basking in your juices right now. I just want to like... What does it smell like? Suck my shirt. Sweetness. Your pussy smells so good. It smells like sweetness. It's cool. It's really nice. Now, a lot of people have bad things, orientations within it. And it's really not what people think it is. No, it's fresh and it's clean and it's beautiful. I mean, that's with Kelly Nichols. I don't know. With everybody. I'm not going to say run out there and make every girl squirt like Kelly just did. But with Kelly, it was fucking amazing. Wow. Oh, my God. It is Thirsty Thursday. I am Ginger Lynn with... Kelly Nichols. And... Stevie! I feel like I just had an orgasm. I do. I am so fucking excited. I had a mental orgasm. I did. I did. You are so fucking hot. And you're so much fun. Oh, my God. That was just like, yes, yes. And you know what's really important that most people... Not most people. A lot of people miss out is the communication. You told me. And I'd never tied anybody's tits up ever. Right. I didn't know what I was doing. And I listened to your lead. I followed your lead. You showed me what to do. Right. When I put the... Now, playing with your pussy, that was my own little tease. That was your own idea. That was a tease. That was a tease. And then once I got the balls in, I know that for me, the pulling... Anything is up behind my G-spot. And you pull on it a little bit. That's going to make me... That's going to get me going. And I didn't know how the two balls would work in your pussy. But when you told me and you communicated for me to keep going faster and harder... That's exactly what I did. And when you came, the bottom ball popped out as you were squirting. I heard you say, oh. The ball popped out. The squirt came all over my face. And I didn't know you were going to come that quick. And it was just so fucking exciting. Okay. I was just very much a girl there. Sorry. I didn't mean to scream in your ear. Oh, thank you so much, Kelly Nicholas. Right. Oh, my God. Now, you know what else is exciting? I want to know. Are you looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Always. Have you been fantasizing about surprising your lover with an adventurous new toy or adult movie? Mm-hmm. You have. I'm going to say, you know what? Fuck this. Teardrop duo balls. Get them. Well, here's an offer you won't be able to resist. Go to adamandeve.com for a limited time only. And you'll get... 50% off. 50, 5-0, just about any item. That one, not two, any item. 50% off. But that's not all. Mm-mm. Oh, no. Oh, no. When you select one item at 50% off, you will also receive three free adult DVDs. Just for a little inspiration. 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We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Check this out. Kelly is pulling my nipple as far out as she can. She's squeezing it. She's pinching it. She's pulling it. Fuck me. I will. Oh, my God. You can watch this live at skidrowstudios.com. If you're not watching it, you're a fool. But you can get it at iTunes. She just put spit on the tip of my nipple. Now she's blowing cool air onto it. And it's sensitive. It burns a little bit. It feels so amazing. My nipple. Nipple clay. My nipple is standing at attention now. It is up. It is out. It is happy. There you go. Let me do the rubber band on you. Okay. Oh, yes. The rubber band. Oh, I was telling her a really cool breast bondage. It's not necessarily ropes and thread, but rubber band. Oh. Of different sizes. You can get a whole bunch on. It looks very humang. Make yourself a note in our little book to bring in rubber bands. There's a whole box of them. I've got a bag full as well. Different sizes. They have to be different sizes. Oh. Mm. Okay. Okay? Mm. Oh, look at Stevie. Mm. Okay. Yeah, because I have an affinity for nipple play. I think I'd like to really play with yours. You know what? And my nipples can take a lot. They really can. Do I have a booger? A booger? No, you've got a little. Oh. I'm joking. Okay. It feels like a booger. Just checking. And you know what? Friends help friends. So there. They are always there for each other. Okay. The next one. True or false? Douching is the best way to keep clean down there. No, not true. Your own body cleans out yourself. I love that sentence. Absolutely right. There are only two self-lubricating parts of a woman's body. One is your eyeballs. Right. And two is your pussy. Now, I don't know if men, all I know is that they have eyeballs. I mean, I know they have cocks and stuff, but I don't know if their cocks are self-lubricating. If you count the pre-com as self-lubricating or not. That's lubricating. That's not cleaning. Ours actually, it takes, I heard it took like roughly about 48 hours for it to like kind of clean itself, things coming out gradually. And it does renew itself. The alkaline acidic acid aligns itself. So it really, without fucking or touching, basically it's a clean pussy in 48 hours. It absolutely should be. Now, I have like the best pH balance ever. My pussy, I call it the bionic pussy. It can take, I've got a bag of Red Hots. You could fill my pussy with Red Hots and it would still be fine. You can put sugar in there. You can put fruit in there. You can put, I put a brick of Velveeta cheese in my pussy one day. And it's fine. It's fine. So I am one of the lucky ones. Most women are not. But what you want to do if you're going to clean your pussy, the most you want to do is when I get in the shower every day, I'll put my finger up inside of there and just wiggle it around a little bit. That's about it. I want you to know that 20 to 40% of women douche and half douche so weekly. But the best way to keep your pussy clean, your nether regions clean, your asshole, well, your ass you want to wipe, but is just to leave it alone. Leave it alone. That's what gynecologists say. When you don't douche. When you don't douche, you strip it. You basically strip it and you leave it kind of very vulnerable. Yes. Yes. And it has its own self-cleaning mechanism. So you don't need to do anything. It produces its own fluids that help the body. Which smell clean, guys. Just give it a chance. Exactly. Now, if it does smell funky, if it smells funny, I've got one little motto that I live by in life. If it smells funny, don't eat it. What's funny? What are you concerned? It should be clean. And fresh smelling. If you smell something, if it smells offensive in any way, either they need to wipe their butt or there's an infection in there. That's a whole different story. Yeah. And douches, they upset the vagina's natural bacterial balance and they increase the risk, increase it, of getting other infections. So don't douche, ladies. All right. Myth number four. True or false. You can only get herpes if you have sex when your partner has an outburst. I say true. False. Transmission risk is highest during an outbreak, but because carriers can always shed the herpes virus, they can also infect their partners at any time during unprotected sex. Okay. I take issue with this because that's still not... I keep up on this and it is one school of thought. It's a very strong school of thought. I keep it in mind. But I think that's a very strong school of thought. I think that's a very strong school of thought. But it's not as... It says it's highest during an outbreak. Right. But you can still shed the virus. So I'm not quite sure. I'm not familiar with this. But it says that 11% of men and 23% of women have genital herpes. I want to move on. That's kind of a nasty one. It is a nasty one. You know what? Just stick with clean people. Make sure you get your partner tested. Myth number five. If you're aroused, you shouldn't need lubricant. That's not true. True or false? False. False. Needing more lubrication than your body produces doesn't mean you're not aroused. Right. A lot of people equate wetness with how turned on they are, but that's not necessarily an accurate barometer. There's all kinds of things that can affect it. Your monthly cycle, pregnancy, illness, menopause, medications. And it doesn't mean your partner's not into you. How much water you drink. How much water you drink. If you're using condoms or not. Latex doesn't really slide well, even if you're naturally lubricated. That's one of the reasons that I love a silicone-based lubricant. And if I don't drink enough water in a day, I won't be as wet as normal. That's very true. If I were you, Kelly Nichols, and I just squirted all over me. I am very thirsty right now. You might be. Do we have something? I have some water right here. Oh, okay. I was drinking out of it too. But I think we can share at this point. Yeah. One foot or not. All right. True or false. You can become addicted to your vibrator. True. Fact. Even if you climax faster and more easily with battery-powered assistance, a vibrator won't ruin your ability to achieve orgasm with your partner. Oh, it won't ruin it. It won't. But you can feel like you're addicted to your vibrator. You know what? I don't even, I have a Hitachi Magic Wand at home, and I vow to never use it more than twice a year. Because. No, but just because I'll use it all day every day. Oh. Well, that'll just make you numb. I agree with you on the vibrating part of the Hitachi, which we women all love. Yes, absolutely. It's the right amount of surface space, the right amount of vibration. It's just that if you, it's like a guy jacking off and having a relationship. If he jacks off too much, he becomes desensitized. Oh, you know what? I think you're right. I think you get a little desensitized if you use it too much. So, we're going to disagree with this one. We're going to say, yes, you absolutely can become addicted to your vibrator. I believe that as well. Absolutely. Wow. All right. Myth number seven, true or false? Bigger is better. Kelly Nichols, is bigger better? Not necessarily. In my, now, you know what? Just because. You know what? That's a trick question, because I think that's more subjective. Some like big, some like little. Exactly. I like whatever man has. If he knows how to use it well, and that sounds cliche, but it's true. If a guy knows how to use and move and touch, I mean, size is good. I'm not taking it out of the arena at all. Exactly. Exactly. But I think that we all have our preference anyway. There are size queens out there that they just need and want a giant big dick all the time. And that's on them. It's less about the guy having it. They want to be stuffed. Can I say something that might be politically incorrect? Go for it. Go for it. It's your show. God damn it. Fuck that. I'm going to say whatever I want. And I'm going to blame it on Ginger. Blame it on Ginger. I have found in my experience that the girls that have naturally big, giant hooters prefer a larger cock. And I have also found that the size and style of your titties is in direct correlation to the size and style of your pussy. If you've got smaller, firmer tits, your pussy is usually bigger. It's usually smaller and firmer and tighter. Oh, you're going to get hate mail. I'm going to. You know what? I don't give a fuck. You know what? If you've got big old saggy tits, you've got a big old saggy pussy. Damn it. It's true. It's true. But if you have big, firm tits, then you have a big, firm pussy, right? Then you have a big, firm mound. There you go. The style of your tits, in my experience, directly correlates with the style of your pussy. So if you don't like it, fuck you. All right. Next myth. Oh, one more thing on bigger is better. I have found that with men, the guys who are the macho men, the ones that think that they're really good, the suave kind of a guy. Suave bole. Suave bole. They usually, the ones that have the big dicks, are the worst lovers. The giant penises, in my experience, have been the worst lovers I've ever had. They rely on the size as opposed to the technique. They rely on the size and their looks. Exactly. So I'm going to say. Bigger is not better, but a smaller ego is going to give you a better, you're going to be a better lover. Yeah. I really think so. I believe that. We should be talking about the ego, not the size of the dick. Exactly. All right. We've got two more myths here. Kelly Nichols. Yes. Is it true all women can experience orgasm just through vaginal penetration? False. False. Only about 20 to 30% of women experience orgasm through intercourse alone. So don't be shy. Reach around and give that clit and that other part of the pussy a little hand job. And talk to your man and help him out. Absolutely. If he's not hitting you right, you touch yourself. Talk to him. If he can't take direction, you know what to do with your hand or your hip. Just move it a little bit and you'll hit it. And again, back to communication. That was the first time that I've ever put something in your pussy and fucked you. It's the first time that I ever had a G-spot vibrator on your pussy. I had something in on your G-spot. And we communicated. You told me what you liked on your tits, what you liked on your pussy. And I am basking in the glow of your juices because of that right now. Final myth, fact, or fiction. It says here, myth or fact, there is no such thing as the G-spot. Oh, absolutely not. That's false? I think we just scientifically proved it in a lab on the floor over there short of white coats. And... Stethoscopes. Those were lab-like clean conditions and we proved there was a G-spot. There is definitely a G-spot. Now, I don't know. I don't have my facts on who this article came from. But it says here, they say that the G-spot is like the lost city of Atlantis. The pleasure zone's exact location sparks great debate. There's no consensus on where to find it. Bullshit. You go inside. You go about two... Between one and three inches. Depending on the girl. Usually it's one to two. And now my G-spot, to hit it, it's about one o'clock. No, one o'clock. If you're facing me, it's at one o'clock. It's not at noon. Women usually go from ten to two. Somewhere up in there. Not all of them, if you put it in... Not all of them are centered. No, they're not. And the come hither motion does normally work. But sometimes you have to wiggle it around a little bit. Right. Stevie, what's your experience with a G-spot? I just hit mine last Friday. It was amazing. So I'm going to go try to hit it. But I'm going to try to hit it with somebody. You were alone? I was with a toy. It's a toy I've used forever. And your G-spot is... It's inside... I would say it's more about... Now, you're a boy. Yeah. So where is it inside of? Me, it's more like five or six inches in and up. Okay. I'm trying to get you to say it's in your ass. Oh, of course it's in my ass. Oh, I'm just making sure that people know. You know, we were always also told that that little area between the asshole and the balls... The taint. The taint. The taint area? Yeah. It's like... An area to be pushed into and has its own kind of G-spot qualities for some people. I did that once. Yeah. I remember grinding it on the steering wheel one time when I was... I was driving down the Conejo Grades. I was driving and you're grinding your taint on the steering wheel. How safe a driver are you, dude? I don't let him drive to work. I drive every day. Where was your head in this? On the headrest. On the headrest. Stevie, here's Stevie driving. He's laying back. He's got his crotch up against the steering wheel. He's got one hand on the wheel and the other hand on his dick. I can't get... No, I was grinding on it, but I couldn't... I had both hands on the steering wheel. And I don't know. I was driving home. I was trying to stay awake. I was tired. And he's trying to stay awake. I thought grinding on my steering wheel would work, but it doesn't work in the new car because the steering wheel's too high up. Can't you adjust it? I can't. What am I saying? I don't want you driving and dumping your steering wheel. Don't do this at home. Don't do this on the road. This is a bad idea. Yeah, this was bad, but I don't know what I was thinking. But that's what I love about you. You never know what you're thinking, and it's always brilliant. But it worked. It was good. I didn't come. Not always safe. But it... Yeah, it was... Because you have... You know, when you go down the Conejo grade, there's like turns. You have to turn, you know, turn left and right and left. It snakes. Exactly. And there's traffic. And you can't see beyond the curve. Well, you can see beyond the curve because you're going down. It's just really pretty, too. Because you see all the lights. Oh, my God. I'm just looking at lights. There's a crutch on the wheel. You know, driving... He's distracted. He's got his taint on the wheel. He's got his taint on the wheel. So, where were your balls? This is such a bad... And your dick, were they in between the little steering wheel part? They were... Well, I still have my pants on. But I was able just to grind. I was able to angle up and just grind on it. Well, you obviously made it home. Were you awake by the time you got home? I stayed awake. Because, you know, rolling in the window, down and putting your hand out and doing the cold freeze-out thing, taking your shirt off and just trying to stay cold. Sometimes that doesn't work. But I... But humping your steering wheel is always a good choice when you're steaming. Yeah, it kept me awake because I had to concentrate. I just... And it was exciting. Is this going to be on a DMV test? Oh, my God. I know. What's the best way to stay awake when you're tired? This is from... Is it A, rolling down the window? B, turning up your radio? I was just going to say that. Or C, putting your taint... On the steering wheel, your head on the headrest and humping. And driving down a curvy road with lots of bright lights. With this Newberry Park. This is just a thing from Newberry Park to Camarillo. It only works. I am not going... Avoid this area. Yes. You might have Stevie coming at you with this little taint up in the air. Head on. See, now, in my mind, you weren't wearing any pants. And I saw your dick. There's like the three parts of the steering wheel. There's the three bars. So there's three holes. And I... In my mind, you had a big old hard-on. And it was in between that little last... That bottom part of the steering wheel. And your balls were hanging over it. Oh, no, no, no. That happened on the way back from... Wait. San Francisco. Wait, okay. Somewhere in like San Luis Obispo. Up there. There was... I pulled over. Okay, when you were doing the taint thing. Back to the taint thing. Where were your feet? How were you able to... Oh, I still had my foot. On the gas and on the brake? On the gas. And when it started feeling good, you didn't press down on the gas? No. I didn't press down. I didn't get close to orgasm. It was just grinding on it. I just had... What kind of... What color is your car? I want to avoid you on the freeway. Which one was this? I think this was back when I had the CRX. It was a little Honda CRX. What color? It was white. And you have a white car now. I have a white car now. All right. Avoid white cars with incredibly sexy boys wearing red or blue shirts. Stevie's usually wearing red or blue. Three in the morning. And Stevie is what? 5'10"? 5'4". Are you 5'4"? I'm 5'4". How did I not know you were 5'4"? I'm 5'2". I don't know. Because we're the same size. I thought you were so much taller than me. So I'm taller than you and you're taller than... Everybody's taller than me. Well, except for me. I'm the only one. I'm fine. You wear heels. So there you go. You're taller than me. That's true. Wow. For some reason, I thought you were much taller. Anyway, avoid white cars on the freeway. If you see somebody that's arching their crotch up near the steering wheel, get the fuck out of Dodge. In general. Even if it's not Stevie, I think that's a bad idea. It probably will be Stevie. Or flag him over and he'll finish it off. Say hello. Yes. I am Ginger Lynn with... Kelly Nichols. And... Stevie! We will be right back on Blame It On Ginger with, as promised, girls and corpses. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. And we've got our guests in studio. We have the beautiful Gwen. We've got the amazing Gin and Tonic. That's me, bitches. And we've got the scary, I love you, I have a love-hate relationship with you, Corpsey. I know. Oh, with me? Okay. Yes, with you. Cool. I'm thrilled to be back to see you again. And lovely daisies on your nipples, by the way. Thank you. Do you like my daisies? It just makes you want to pick your daisies. I know. You can't stop staring at my tits. I mean, it automatically draws your eyes to my tits. And you left a trail when you came out. Why were you dripping wet? Like, you came out like we had to ring you out. What was that about? We missed that. It's a combo thing. I am covered in Kelly Nichols G-Spot jizz. Ooh, let's squeeze your shirt out into a glass and I'll drink it later. Yeah, there you go. Or you can just eat my pussy and get all of the pussy juice. I've only been begging. How long have I known you? Like four years. And it's been begging and you haven't. I've been begging. You know what? I'm monogamous with my man. That's right. If you were a girl, you'd be in like that. Could he eat you out and then just breathe on me? Would that be all right? I could find cheese. You know what? Yes. Cheese? No, I don't want cheese associated with my pussy at all. The only time I want cheese associated with my pussy is when I put the block of Velveeta cheese inside of it. I heard that. Was that to melt the Velveeta for appetizers? It's kind of a con queso. It is. A little. It's a segment I do that I have not done on this show yet called Will My Pussy Melt This? Oh my God. And I put different items in my pussy to see if they will melt and take on the form of my pussy. Velveeta cheese, I am happy to say, does take on the form of your pussy. And the funniest thing is... That's not funny. That's not the funny part? No. No. I had one of my fans send me an email. He was at the grocery store the same night that I did this segment on the show. And he... He's standing there in the Velveeta section and he just starts cracking up. And the guy next to him... Were you doing it in the store? No. He was in the store. He was in the grocery store shopping. And he started laughing. And the guy next to him looks over and goes, Ginger Lynn? And he goes... Yeah. Wow. The sales must have spiked that night. Are you selling your Velveeta creatures? Like, are you... You need a t-shirt. You could dry them and then sell them. I'm into... You know... Girls and corpses were trying to sell anything. Anything dead and old? Dead and old. I... I mean... Oh, jeez. Not my pussy. No, I was gonna say. My pussy's live and healthy. But the Velveeta, you could sell and it'd be a hit. I'm serious. People will buy anything. Jeez, it gets moldy. I sell girls and corpses magazines, so I know people will buy anything. Well, they won't pay. And by the way, you know... This is a class act. I wanted to tell you that I brought... I brought three things for you today. I felt it was like a wedding. I brought something old, something borrowed, something blue. This is sort of blue. It's the corpse. And I have two special things. And at some point, when you're least expecting it, I'm gonna break them out. You're gonna creep me out. You tell me when you're ready. I'm already sweaty. Feel my wrist. My wrist is sweaty. Oh, wow. She's clammy. She's clammy. You make me... When you come in... I don't joke about this. I know you do. My wrists are literally... The back of my neck... I'm soaking wet right now. And not from Kelly's pussy juice. This is... This is like I'm going... Beer base. I'm looking at the girls and corpses magazine inside of a corpse of... Eviscerated corpse, yeah. Yeah. We once... Remember when we gaffer taped you to a corpse and you almost... We almost had to call 911? I... You stopped breathing. I did. I did. I am not... We gaffer taped you to a dead body while you were screaming. We gaffer taped... It was really one of the highlights of my life. Thank you. Yeah, not mine. No wonder she's clammy. Oh, my God. No, I'm really nervous. I really... No, I don't know what's in the box, but I know that... You're gonna love it and hate it. Look at it over there. I told you. You want me to bring... You want number... Look, there's two... Number one. There's two doors. This is door number one or door number two. Which door do you want to go? I want to go with Gwen and Gin and Tanya. I want to go with things that don't make my palms sweat. Well, how about we get this over with and then you can have some boobs as like a chaser from the shot. All right. How about I get boobs first and then... Yeah, let's boobs. Boobs always first. If I see some titties... Let me take my coat off. I'm warming up already. Gin and Tanya, can I see your titties? It'll calm her. Yeah. It'll make me feel better. What a tease. Those are beautiful. Aren't they beautiful? Beautiful. Can I smell them? Wow. Sure. I won't. I'll just want to smell them. Okay. Like underneath. What do boobs smell like? Like underboob? Like under going over. Like Velveeta? They smell like sex. They smell like girl. They smell like girl. They smell like girl. They smell like girl. They smell like girl. Turn on. Boobs sniffing. Yeah. Gin, Monica, and she's putting her... Under boob. Under her boob. And she's smelling it. Ginger Lynn is such a perv. Oh, she is. I love it. No, it's really nice. What does it smell like, Ginger? What would happen if it smelled like... You know what? Cheese. She's sniffing it again. There's a sweetness and a sexy smell. There's like... I know what your pussy smells like. Oh, God. She's sexy. I'll take that. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Fragrant. Do I get to smell yours? I'm sweaty because I'm so nervous. Ginger's pulling her breasts out. I just want to touch nipples. And she's touching nipples with a tonic. Hello. Hello. Okay, mine's getting hard. They're waving hello with their nipples. Yes, we are. They're rubbing. Mine's getting hard. And they're starting to pebble now. Okay, now... Okay, turn the tonic on. I can't see anything. I know I'm doing this. It's a ring. Can we get really into it? She's taking photos. I can see it on the left. I'm here, but I'm going to have to look on the left. Ginger's nipple has been really overworked, okay? I've got some love. How was that for you, Red? That felt great. All right. I've never had anybody do that. We saw nothing, and that was... Whose else boobs do you want to see? Well, I've had a boob. Are you ready for some more? So, what I was doing was calming my boobs. I was calming myself down. I had a little... Did that help? It did. I feel much better now. I'm not quite sweating so much. Okay, you will. Oh, look. Look. Oh, you will. You are better. By the way, what I'm going to bring you... First of all, door number one or door number two? Door number one or door number two? Door number one. Okay, you want what's in the bag? Let's go with door number one first. I want to go with what's in the bag. You're going to want to smell this, too. I'm going to bring it over to you, so... Can I close my eyes? Oh, yeah. Oh, God. That means no. We have Corpsey from Girls and Corpses in the studio. We have Gwen and Gin and Tonic. This is one of my biggest fears ever. I've got this thing about, I don't know, dead people, dead bodies, dead body parts. It freaks me the fuck out. My eyes are closed. I know that Corpsey's coming in. I'm like, my heart... I can hear your voice. My heart is beating so... I don't want to... I don't want to do it. I don't know. This is a mix of something terrifying and yet actually... I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. By the way, this is real. The things that I brought you are real. Okay. All right. You can talk into the mic. Oh, you will like this. And tell us first. Okay. Go ahead. You want me to tell you what it is before you look at it? No, I just want to hear your voice when you're talking to me. Oh, my. Okay. Now I can hear your voice. I can smell your boobs. You're going to want to smell this. No, wait. Actually, you know what? Don't. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Did you look at it? Don't smell it? Don't smell it. Don't smell it. I want you to... No, just look at the damn thing. Okay. You ready? Just look at it. Okay. All right. Oh! Oh, no! No! No, that is not... It's a giant... Yes, it's the largest penis of a human being. Oh! Oh! This is a... The Polish giant he was known. He was 8'4", and this is actually his dick and his balls. Oh, you're... Can we hold this up? No, yeah. Okay, yeah. Take it over there and hold it up. We can't see it. Can we show it to camera? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The camera's over there. It's way over there on the other side of the room. Oh, my fucking God! Oh, look at that! I've got... Oh! Can you see that? That's pretty terrifying. That is... That's a real dick. It's the dildo of the dead. It is the largest penis. Oh, my God! Look at the bottom part where they cut it off. Why would you do that? That is giant. Well, this is part of an exhibit that was at the Mutter Museum. Oh, the Mutter Museum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stevie, microphone, please. You say... You can lean into that. Let's call the whole penis off. Oh. No, that's an amazing, amazing place. It is. And you were... Oh, my God. We need to hold it up again. We're going to do it one more time. If you can hold up... Hold on. Hold on. Okay, hold on. We need... She's going to hold it. All right. She's going to hold it. The Mutter Museum is called the Museum of Death in Philadelphia. It is a 14 and 3 eighths size wiener. That's not even just long. It's the girth of it. So, it's very... Well, it looks larger also because you're looking through the magnification, but it's... Yeah, no, it's still pretty huge. It is a real penis. Okay, now I'm starting to get a little turned on. Let me bring it back to you because... Hold on. Okay, not that. Well, okay. I don't want to drop it. Come on, Omer. Can you imagine if I drop it? You drop it on the floor. Hold on. No, do not drop it on the floor. Okay. Let's just keep it near you. So, while you're talking... Now, what is in here that's keeping it petrified? Can I read what this says on the top? Can you read this? I can. Let's see. It's not petrified. It's in... Actual severed penis of Wielki... Perfect. The Polish giant, 8 foot 4 inches, 1903 to 1942. This is an actual... Yes. Yeah, I told you I brought... Giant penis. What, you want me to come here and bring you crap? No. Okay, you know what? This is... You want to smell it? No. No. Okay, kind of. Oh, no, you don't. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. But you know what? We don't have ventilation here. Oh, it's like... You know what? There's... It's like a serpent. I'm really kind of sick and twisted. I'm kind of thinking... Get into it. Would you fuck a dead severed penis? I would not fuck a dead penis, but I might fuck a... Gwen's the clint. I don't know. I don't know. It's so big, it doesn't even fit in the jar. It doesn't fit in the... Now, this is one of those... It's probably a sparrow. It's like a giant pickle jar that says girls and corpses on the front. It's not pickled. I mean, it doesn't taste like it would be pickled. Have you tasted it? No. I thought there could be peppercorns or something in there. But come on, that's a good... He's eating pig's feet. He's eating some kind of equation in his mind. I think this one is more in line. Now, John... I'm kind of liking this. Have you ever banged John Holmes? Oh. John Holmes? You know, let me give you a microphone. Okay. There's one right there. Maybe I'll sit down. I'll sit down. Okay. We'll go back and we'll... That would be great. I'll go back to my... I love the pee-pee hole. I do. I want to stick... There's... Okay. What is wrong with me? I'm kind of going... I knew. See, I knew there'd be... It's like the first time you have sex, right? You see the penis. It's like a serpent. You're scared. And then you want it. And the pee-pee hole ties in with... Yeah. It's a whole urine thing for you. I have a urine... Just don't drop it because it would be... No, I'm not going to. No, no, no. We'd have to clear the building. It would be like a hazard. A hazard. Are you girls freaked out? No, I'm good. She's good. The thing that freaks me out, that makes me think I wouldn't put it in my pussy, the only thing, believe it or not, the fluid, is... No, the blue part. It's kind of... Well, it's a dead... Dead. It's a dead... Yeah. Where did you get the world's largest... Penis. Penis. Well, believe it or not, there's a... There's an aftermarket in some parts. You know, we do have real corpses. It's in Girls and Corpses magazine, so I'm in contact with some bizarre people. But come on, this is... I brought you some weird things. And by the way, door number two is going to... Okay, I need my palate clean. Can I... Do you need a titty? Okay, Gwen. Oh, yeah. I need titties. Kelly Nichols is... She's freaked out by the petrified penis. Not the petrified, but the dead penis. I have to take my glasses. Aren't those beautiful? Oh, my God. Kelly Nichols going in between Gwen from Girls and Corpses. Oh, Kelly is... I can't even talk right now. Girls and Porpoises. We have another... Porpoises. Girls and Porpoises. We have another person coming in. Jackie Holland is on the way in. So... Perfect. She'll be coming in and seeing the boobs. Why is it always... I see the back of... I feel like I'm... Maybe if you move against the wall. Gwen's titties, the nipples are getting hard. Kelly did a motorboat in between. Went directly to the right titty, put it in her mouth. Now she's going back and forth. She's got each nipple in both hands. She's got each nipple in both hands. She's got each nipple in both hands. She's got each nipple in both hands. She's got each nipple in both hands. Stevie, we're wanting to take your spot. There's a nipple in her right hand, a nipple in her left. Kelly is doing a slow stroke and grind, kind of like you would do on a pussy. Just really going in. She had this look on her face like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take it more. Kelly Nichols, you... Thank you so much. Oh my gosh. That was very beautiful. Thank you. Kelly, you know what? I have never seen anyone get the look on their face that I get when I'm lost in somebody's body, except for you. That's the first time I've ever seen my face on somebody else's body. Did you have a good time with Gwen's titties? Oh man. Yes. Yes. I can tell. You've got this glow. I was building it and she was like, I had a good time. What's going on? I had a good time. Very suicide girl. And you didn't get to see the whole thing. It's very tasty. No, most of this I'm not, I feel like it's being censored for my pleasure. I'm telling you. Gwen, were we going to start? Yes, sweetie. Oh, just, I like the combination of sex and gore. Once you're in it, it has a certain flavor to it. And actually sort of, yeah. I've never been, I'm kind of sadly, sickly, wonderfully turned on by this giant penis in a jar. Would you like to take it home for the weekend? Yes. Now, if I took it out and I fucked it, what would happen? That's really fucked up. I don't know. That's a deal. I'm thinking my boyfriend, would it count? Would I be cheating? That is one of the biggest penises in history. I mean, this is an enormous. Even if it wouldn't be cheating, he might feel threatened. Look at this. It's not off, it's threatened. You can still see where the veins are. You can see the balls, the testicles underneath. Here's the part that creeps me out. Well, don't turn it all the way over because I don't want it to dump out. I can't even imagine this is a turn on. I'm not, you know what? I'm a little fucked up. Yeah. I've got issues. A little bit. A little bit. I've got issues. And would I really put this in my pussy? No. But will I masturbate thinking about it later? Yes. Okay, there you go. All right. Is that okay? I think so. By the way, this is a great transition to my other friend that's just arrived. I was just going to say, who have we now got in studio? Let me introduce her because this is Jackie Holland. Jackie Holland. Thank you. She's been on two covers of Girls and Corpses magazine. Congratulations. So she, I think she's seen this penis before. Have you? I don't know if I, I feel like I would, I remembered seeing that. Yeah, you think? It's magnificent. It really, now, is there part of you, Jackie, that's a little turned on? A little bit. A little bit. In a sick, weird way? And I'm only saying this because I know I'm not the only one. And I have to make, I have to say things so that our listeners know you're not alone. Would I ever fuck a dead person? No fucking way. Am I slightly turned on by a giant penis in a jar that has been detached from its owner? For years. For years. I mean, he died in, what year did he die? 1948 or something? 1948. I mean, this is like an old, Don't open that. I'm not, oh no, are you fucking kidding me? No. You keep going for the top and I'm like, I'm thinking about Re-Animator, what? I'm scared, huh? She just wants to be nervous. You got me scared, yeah, you got me a little worried. Yeah. No, it's a very, we have some amazing things at Girls and Corpses and by the way, I didn't know if I told you, we have now international newsstand distribution. Are you aware? International. Well done on newsstands. We're going to shoot a cover with you we're talking about. Yes, the Gilgan's Island. We're going to do that. Can I not say that? Well, you just did, but we'll keep it. I'm so sorry. No, it's fine. It's good. Do you want to beat me? With the big dick. You want to be beat with that. I've been very, very bad. You know, probably your necrophilia ratings are going way up right now. Oh. The big severed penis. A big severed penis. Why is that such a, such a weird. Well, there's not a lot of people that have those. And as I say, the rest of the body is in a museum. Oh, it is. Well, the skeleton. The skeleton's in a museum. The outside parts were removed and actually were sold, were sold separately. Individually. It's like, it was not included. Let them sold separately include the penis of Wolewski. I can't even pronounce his name either, but just a big fucking penis. This is amazing. Now, we've got lots of time with you, but what I do have to do right now is to take a quick break. All right. We're not going to go anywhere. We have, we have Corpsey from Girls and Corpses. We have Jackie. Jackie Holland. Jackie Holland. We have Gwen and we have Gin and Tonic in studio right now from, they've all appeared in Girls and Corpses. And when we come back, we've got, we're going to have a little dead whore on the floor stripper move kind of going on here. Okay. And if, I'll be the, no, I'm the dead whore on the floor. Of course. You're the stripper. In the meantime, these are not my glasses. Are they mine? They're mine. They're mine. You know, looking at large penises, you'll go blind. Just went way off there. All right, fellas, ladies, are you looking to spice up things in the bedroom? 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When you do, you'll get three free DVDs, a free extra gift, and free shipping. Just use offer code ginger at adamandeve.com. Don't go away. We'll be right back on Blame It On Ginger with Kelly Nichols, with Stevie, with Jen and Tonic, with Gwen, with Jackie. Holly. Holland. And Corpsey. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Am I ready? Yeah, you're ready. All right, turn my head. Oh, fuck! That's just wrong. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Welcome to Robert Rhine's show. The radio show taken over by Girls and Corpses magazine. This is a real human head with a brain exposed. Oh, my God! From China. Don't know the name. They did not compete in the Olympics, but this would have been a gold medal. Is there any way you can put it in front of the camera? Oh, yeah, I can put it. Where's the camera? Here. There's one right there. All right, I'm going to turn it. Ooh. Okay, here we go. Now you want to tilt. Oh! So you got a little head with your penis. Is that a tea bag? Kelly, are you looking? There's a tea bag in there. He makes his tea in there. I do that in there to make tea. Sun tea. What is the brain? I can feel the skin. I haven't exposed the brain. I put that in there as a joke. It's brain tea. It's definitely got gray matter in it. It's nasty. Yeah, it's brain matter, and it has the... It's nasty. The layer over the brain. There's a little layer over the brain. Are you going to ever... Because you know what? This is the best idea. Now I can do the show. Really, girls? To Rosencorp's magazine. And now you can actually see the titties. Look at her. Are you not going to come back here? Do you need me to move it? It's freaking you out, isn't it? You know, the whole... The penis was better. The penis was better. The head freaks me the fuck out, but the fact that there's the brain exposed, that it's pulled back, and it's not like on TV. This is like a real... Yeah, it's a real head. A real brain, a real... I took this head... I won't be able to sit back down there with it there. I took this to the show Oddities in San Francisco because I went on the show. Right. And I brought the head, and they said, you know, we just did a head, so we're not interested. What? I drove in my car. So many heads, so little time. I've given so much head, and I have so little time to give more head. Well, now you can see... You might become turned on by this at some point. I think the penis... I don't think so. I think you're going to have to remove it for her to sit down. All right, I'm going to move it. It can come over here. Leave it there for a second. I don't understand. I want to take it. See, we're all curious over there. They might be able to see it better over with the girls. Don't let me drop this. Don't even... They're used to dead things. We got Ginger in the corner crying. Come on, girls, be champs. I know you can do this. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, my God. Why is there a tea bag in there? Look at the tea. Right, the tea. That's what really... I put it in there as a... I make tea out of it. It's a joke. What is wrong with you? But you know what? Here, let me take it. Awesome. Do you want that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. Oh, my God. I just don't want to know what that smells like. I don't want that in my memory ever. That's cool. That's what's big for a Chinese. This is in the studio right now. Pull it a little bit closer to you, Ginger. So, yeah. Now, you've done some tea bagging in your time, haven't you, Ginger? I've done some tea... You know what? You should have put the tea bag... On the penis. On the penis. I've done... Oh, man. Brains are like... That's really... What is the... Why is it different colors? Hey, but Ginger, look. The penis is getting some bubbles on it. It's like... Yeah. Isn't it pretty? I'll never be invited back to the show. No, you're just gonna be expected to bring a large penis every single time. Every single time. Well, there is a way to redeem yourself. What? Well, you can't, but one of the girls can. Oh, okay. I have never had a zombie stripper dance. I would love to be a dead whore on the floor and have one of the girls again. I know. I mean... Still. Always. Always. I would love to have one of the girls... Can anybody do like a... For all of us? I don't know. Are you in? Yeah. Gwen's got it. Gwen's got it. Gwen's got it? All right. I'm gonna move the chair around. Jenny, can we cue up song number six, please, on... Oh, I love that song. This is from The Bones. No, The Bones, they wrote the theme song for our show, which is Blame It on Ginger. The song is called What Would Ginger Do? And you're gonna be the dead. And I'm gonna be the dead whore on the floor. So this is Blame It on Ginger. Going over. Okay, girls. Make her... Make her happy. And it's telling me what she's got. Ah. That music's so low. I can't... Gwen is... We have to turn... Can we turn the music up? Oh, headphones. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, headphones. On the corpse? You wanna put headphones on? No. That's your music. Oh, now she can deal with it. Okay, oh! Now she's got it. I think that camera needs to turn, though. Ah, there she goes. She's standing over Ginger now. Whoa, this girl's professional. She's giving Ginger a lap dance. Ginger, I'm supposed to be the dead, though. What's the dead part? Yeah, there you go. Ginger's really bad at acting dead when tits are in her face. Her tongue is out like a dead person, but it's moving. She's a bad actress. I always thought Ginger was better than that. Ginger, you're better than that. She's got one eye open and she's looking at the... One eye. One eye. One eye. There you go. Girl, you're supposed to be a desiccated, dead stripper. It's just not happening for her. I'm flying. I'm really warm. It is hard to bow. You know what? Dead penis is getting hard over here. And that rigor mortis is setting in. Ginger has rigor mortis setting in. Her hands are stuck on the girl's breast. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm dead again. Okay, now she's dead again. Wow. Gwen looks awesome. She's got an awesome body. She's rubbing her butt on Ginger. Now she's turning around her face. She's facing her. Slowly pulling down her pants. There it goes. Oh, that's nice. Nice little panties underneath. While she's stepping... Oh, no. The last dance again. She's sitting on Ginger's... You're dead, Ginger. Ginger. It's your idea. That's it. She's grinding into Ginger. Oh, this is giving me so many ideas. Wow. Wow. She's so there for Ginger. Fucking tips. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did something for that. Okay, the corpse is now looking for money to give to the dead girl. This is somehow not working. I've heard of corpses twitching, not tipping. Huh? And Ginger is shoving dollar bills into the corpse's underwear. She's a good tipper. Now the corpse is straddling Ginger's body. Actually, this corpse, she's supposed to be from the Corpse magazine. And Ginger's supposed to be, oh, she's falling over into the pit. And she's suckling on Gwen's pit. Whoa, that was pretty good. You would so lose an Oscar for your acting girlfriend. You know, I'm not good at playing dad. Not in that circumstance. You suck at being dad. That would be Tracy Lord's fucking on film. This is Smiley Jack, and he should judge. I think you should judge the pageant. Is there another dancer? Or just, we have a contestant, one contestant. I don't know. Is there another contestant? Nobody's going to top that. No. Gwen, that was really amazing. You've got an amazing body and amazing technique. That was fucking amazing, beautiful. And I'm so sorry I wasn't a better dead whore on the floor. Yeah. Well, you went on the floor and you were dead. She was very responsive. Other than that, I was perfect. We'll try it again. We all give you dead lessons. Because you have to learn how to stare. And have your mouth open. It's a tricky thing. I do that with my boyfriend when I'm sucking his dick. Oh, nice. That's dead on the floor. You know, that is a fetish, though. Playing dead is a fetish, right? There's a fetish for everything. Yeah, there is. One of my most recent sick, twisted fantasies is I had a girl come over who has a friend that will, she will go over to visit him and she will wear the blue makeup. Oh, yeah. Blue outer lips. White makeup. White face. And she lies there while he moves her. She's got a toe tag on. And he will move her body around. And he will position her and touch her. And she said that lying there and not moving was the biggest turnout ever. And that her pussy, by the time they got to fucking, her pussy was like sucked to the inside of her thighs. She was so wet. So there's definitely a huge fantasy here. And I want to keep it with fantasy. But you like the big severed penis. I'm just saying. That's beyond fantasy. That's a real, that's a real. I will trade you pretzels and hummus. To get that out of here? No, to take it home. Let me take that home for a night. I thought that was smegma in that bowl. I didn't know what the hell that was. No, it's hummus. I want to know. Is this like trading out of the library? I'm just like checking it out. She wants it overnight. Okay. She wants to overnight. You would have like a sleepover. I want to have a, we're having a slumber party at my house tonight. Now, I do want to ask you because you've been with some of the best. biggest dicks in the world. And I'm not just talking about their penises, but. How does this compare with some of the penises? Can I see it again? Can we move this back over here? Can I see it while still? Just be careful. It is very heavy. It's very heavy. And you drop it and it's going to, there's going to, we're going to clear the road. I know. Reanimator time. Who's the biggest, biggest penis? John Holmes by far. And John Holmes penis was from my, the tip of my elbow until the bend in my wrist. Okay. So. Did you have to fold it over or how did you handle that? No. I had to suck his dick in a closet with Amberlynn and the makeup artist in order to feel comfortable with it. Once I knew that three of us could take it on, then I figured, well, now I've got to, okay, Amberlynn just sucked it with me. She got it down her throat. I can, the makeup artist got it down. So no, I was so turned on. Before we did the scene, I had known that I was obviously going to film with John Holmes and I was fucking petrified. I thought. I was like, this is, there's no way, there's no way I'm going to be able to take this. And what they did was they had this big bar that they lowered me down onto his penis. Jesus. And I was so turned on from sucking his dick in the closet with my friends before that. So by the time that I got to the scene, my pussy was wet and pussies can accommodate a lot. Yes. They really, I've had a child. Like a small Volkswagen. Well, he wouldn't fit. No, I'd have a C-section anyway. I couldn't get it out. You can leave it anytime. John Holmes is the biggest thing that's ever been inside of me. Um, Girls and Corpses is the magazine. I want to thank you, Corpsey, for coming in. Yes. Gwendolyn Jane, Gin and Tonic, and Jackie Holland. Woo! Thank you. Thank you. Stunningly beautiful. Anything you'd like to promote? Well, I'll tell you, we can go down real quick. Girlsandcorpses.com. You can check it out or go to girlsandcorpsesstore.com. Incredible issues. We have Farrah Abraham, the most hated woman in the world on our cover right now, but it's a very funny issue. And if you each ladies can tell your sights, that would be great so people can look at you naked. Of course. Please. The more people look at me naked, it's, uh, that's what I live for. Trust me, you want to look at her naked. You want to see me naked. Yes, you do. Gwendolynjane.com, and there's a whole link to Tumblr and Facebook and everything you want on there. How do you spell Gwendolyn? G-W-E-N-D-O-L-Y-N. Gwendolynjane.com. Com, com. Dot com? That's what I'm going to do later. Gin and Tonic, what is your website? Ginandtonic.com, or you can find me Twitter. Instagram. I'm on YouTube. I do a new silly video every week at the Gin and Tonic. It's Gin and Tonic with a J, J-I-N-N, Tonic. And our spring issue, our spring issue, by the way, Gin is going to be in with two other girls. We do a whole pillow fight, a panty raid with corpses. Yes. It's amazing. Oh, can I come watch? We shot last Saturday. We already shot it. I have the underwear on right now from the shoot. We should not. Yeah, that. Yeah. A little yellow bra with polka dots. Let's get one last nude. We're going to have one more. This won't be nearly as cute. Well, Gin and Tonic, we're going to do a little bit of a show. Just visit our website. You can take off your thing. That is the cutest set of bras. I bought that for her. How 60s. That is so 60s. That's beautiful. Lemon yellow with polka dots and little flowers. She's very gidget. So feminine. So beautiful. So feminine. So it's Gin and Tonic.com. Gin spelled with a J. Correct. And the letter N, correct? Correct. Gin and Tonic. Gin and Tonic. Gin and Tonic. J-I-N-T-O-N-I-C. J-I-N-T-O-N-I-C. J-I-N-T-O-N-I-C. J-I-N-T-O-N-I-C. J-I-N-T-O-N-I-C. Correct. And I'm even blonde and I still did that. I'm not really blonde. That's why the peroxide. All right. Jackie Holland. Yeah. So it's JackieHolland.com, but it's J-A-C-Q-U-I and then Holland like the country. And I'm on Instagram, Twitter. And then I have a bunch of upcoming films on IMDb. Tell the two movies, the main ones, the one you produce. Okay. So I have actually. Well, okay. So I have one that's coming out in March called Silent but Deadly. And it has some famous older actors, Marianne from Gilligan's Island. Oh, I love her. I love her. So she's the lead of it and Lee Merriweather. And that one's coming out early March. And then the other one he was talking about is Two-Face. And that should be coming out around Halloween. Wonderful. We will look for both of those. And you're the star. You're producing. That's an amazing feat, especially in this industry for a woman. I give you huge kudos. It's not an easy job to do. I want to thank everybody for coming in. I want to thank Girls and Corpses. Corpses, we love you. Go to girlsandcorpses.com. Go to gingerlynauctions.com. Follow me on Twitter, BlameItOnGinger. And I want to thank my beautiful squirting co-host for drowning me today. Stevie, thank you so much. Thank you, everybody. We will be back tomorrow here on BlameItOnGinger. Come back and play with us again sometime tomorrow. Yay! I want to live a life of sin I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die Surrender to the force that lies within I want to be like Ginger Lynn La la dee, la la die