Leg wrestling with Invexie Lee, Scone, and David Berger on The Dark Mark Show

Thank you. Thank you. I'm Sam Darkmark, the goth comedian. Welcome to the lighter side of the dark side, your Thursday Night Freak show. And boy, we have a good one. We've got braids. We've got masks. We've got all sorts of pigtails. Thank you. And we have Josie Cat is tardy as usual, but she'll be here. And we have, if you were a regular viewer of the show, you remember her. Who could forget? Although her name changes almost daily. Invexie Lee, formerly Bucky Nova, formerly Skylar Moon. Hi. We're going to get into all that. You're a wrestling fan. You know her from the WWE, from NWA, from all sorts of things. Right next to her is a guy. See, people would think you are the wrestler, but you're not. You're from the internet show Pink Lady and Scone. Yes, the new adventures of Pink Girl and the Scone, and I am the Scone. Okay. The Scone is here. And Scone, do you have a real name, or do we want to keep the illusion for a while? Yes, I have a real name. Go with the illusion. We'll go with the illusion. We'll get the real name later. Scone's here. And next to Scone. Skid Row Studios' own, finally made the dark mark show. I'm glad he's here. David Berger, the host of I'm Berger. He's part of our comedy lineup here every Thursday night. There's me with my crazy, wacky friends. Wild stuff. Last week, we had some spanking. We had some choking. Where was I? You're welcome anytime. Next week, we're going to have fire play. We're going to have all sorts of stuff. I took a fire play class. Side note. Let me bookmark that. Okay. I've got that. Fire play class. I will ask about fire play class. But your show. And then afterwards, we have Nestorius. Yes. Which is like going to a barbershop in Spanish Harlem with a bunch of guys talking shit. Blackest dude in radio. Yes. And then we've got I'm Berger, which you've got to listen to his show. It's great. It's him. He's like, and don't let the hippie hair fool you. This guy is full of anger, full of venom. This guy rages against the machine. He's got a bunch of funny comics. They just started with a shock collar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They have a trivia contest with shock collar. I have a few announcements before we get started. And we've got quite a, we're going to have quite a show. But Saturday night, if you're in Los Angeles, this coming Saturday night, which is the seventh, I will be as I will be hosting the symbol six dirty land album release party, a five star bar. A symbol six has been on the show. They're an old school punk band. They when they were 15, 16, they were touring with it. They were doing shows with germs, fear. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. I can't even say the name of the group. bands, Social Distortion. Then they took a hiatus. They've been around so long. Izzy's Traveling from Guns N' Roses used to roadie for them. Oh, good God, yeah. And now they're back after like a 30-year hiatus. Better than ever. Matter of fact, let's hear one of their songs. Let's hear it. That's what happens next. You might think you know me, but I know who you are. In the heart's darkness with all my pretty stars. Creeping while you're sleeping. Cut through the bone. Whispering your ears. I think that's enough of a taste. If you want some of that and you want some of my comedy, although you've opened for bands, David, you know what it is. Oh, it's a great show. You tell a couple jokes, nobody's listening, and then you're like, anybody like pussy and beer? Everybody cheers. You're ready to rock, and then the bands come on. That's all I do. Yeah, just nonstop. Ready to rock. Right, so 267 South Main Street, Los Angeles. 90012, probably right around the corner. Five-star bar. Saturday night, I will be hosting the Cymbal Six label party, the record release party. And then next week, Friday the 13th, I will be performing my one-man show, I Laughed So Hard I Cried, as part of the Hollywood Fringe Festival. And this will be at 830 Friday the 13th, because I know a lot of people, a lot of my friends are going to the Fetish Club afterwards, Black Unicorn, which is at the Dragonfly. But this is a block away from the Dragonfly, so here's some comedy, have some laughs, and then go to the Dragonfly and get freaky. It's at the Complex Theater's 6476 Santa Maga Boulevard. If you go to HollywoodFringe.org, order tickets, use the coupon code GOTH, you get tickets for five bucks. Nice. Otherwise, they're $12 at the door. Good deal. So, yes. So then, those are all my announcements. Actually, one more announcement, because Josie Cat is on her way. Her band, Carrera, will be playing at Skinny's in the Valley on Lancashire Boulevard on Wednesday night. Carrera, that's always a fun night with Scum Love. So, the show starts in Vexey Lee, formerly Buggy Nova. It's still on my phone as Buggy Nova. Keep it that way. So what happened? Why did the, first off, have either of you figured out what a Vexey Lee is? Vexey means? Because I haven't. She keeps it deeply secret. Mendy, do you know, did you get it? What, Vexey? In, I-N-V-E-X-E-Y last name Lee. In Vexey. In Vexey Lee. Well, the Vex is actually, wait, wait. The Vex is something, ha. And that's Lee like to fake Bruce Lee, not the real Bruce Lee. Yeah, the Vex is to curse, right? I thought that was to hex. No, there's hex, but to Vex someone. Why don't we have the source tell us why you changed your name from Buggy Nova to Vexey Lee? Well, I changed it to kind of leave the Buggy persona behind, because I'm kind of slowly but surely kind of creeping away from the wrestling world. And, you know, a lot of people know me as Buggy. You know, Buggy the wrestler. And that's just the association. And funny me, I'm the one that posts a picture of you with a bunch of bugs on Facebook. No, I love it. And a lot of people love that. I still love bugs. Yeah? I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That hasn't changed. Are you pissed off because your real name is on the Wikipedia page? Yes. What's your real name? Natalie, are you upset that your real name is on there? Yeah, you know, when I was signed and they told me, you know, they didn't have a name for me yet, and I had to use my real name, I was like, okay, I guess. I didn't have a choice. That's when you were signed to WWE. Yeah, and I think that's when everybody found out my real name, because before I was really good at keeping it a secret. Right. And I wanted to keep it that way, but it's out there, and, you know, who cares? Right, but they're never going to change it. It's just like, okay, Natalie and then Buggy, Buggy Nova, there's a few of them. Yeah, yeah, I have Skylar Moon. Skylar Moon. Donna Dead. Yeah, I miss Donna Dead. That was good. Yeah, I know. I wish I could play her again. That was for the Glow reunion show. Is there another Donna Dead that's wrestling now? There better not be. Oh, okay. You'd kick their ass? I would. You know, I will say that someone stole a little bit, of my wrestling persona. I'm not going to say any names, but you know, there's a couple people out there. Shame on you, John Cena. We know who you are. I was going to say Seamus. We talked about Seamus last time. I didn't know Seamus at all. I saw a picture of you with Seamus. He's a big wrestling fan, too. Okay, good. Then we can talk wrestling. All the mistakes. Actually, it's weird. I was driving here, and I usually have serious radio, but then one of my things went out. It's on order, so I've been listening to Jack FM, and it was kind of sad, because Hulk Hogan's doing a commercial for, like, 1-800 car loans. Yeah, I heard. With the millions and millions of dollars that that guy has. Hey, brother, we got pinned down, pinned down that loan. You're like, oh, it's horrible. I know. But he's doing it with Elway. No, no, no. This is a different one. Oh, but he did one with John Elway. Yeah, that's different. That was, like, RTO or something. Now he's gone, like, radio commercials for, like, you know, basically check-casting places now. And the other one I was listening to, they had, because you're a comedian. This is Dave Berger. He's a very good comedian. His name is, on the wall of the comedy store. Cool. Which means shit nowadays, but thank you. Well, you're on there with Jimmy and Joey and all of our favorites. Right, right, right. Matt Edgar. Hey, I can suck a dick. Hey, everyone, look at me blowing Jeff Garland. Anyway, go on. Sorry. But anyway, so, they had a Jeff Foxworthy commercial, because he's playing. But it was weird, because he had all, it's the same jokes, but he doesn't say redneck anymore. Is he not allowed to? I don't know. It was weird, because he's doing this joke. If you're, if both your butt cheeks look like an unmowed lawn, you shouldn't wear spandex. No. What do you, what do you talk, it was weird. Really? Well, let me, let me tell you, let me introduce you to Dave Berger, because I know you guys are getting chummy in the hallways, he does. First off, the braids. We gotta talk about the braids, David. Now, you've grown, how long did it take you to grow your hair that long, and how much, how long does it take you to braid it in the morning? It only takes me about a minute or two. The braiding's easy. I grew it off for Locks of Love. And so, because it's been, I've donated twice, and so it takes about a year and a half, two years to grow it. Really? Um. I don't think I've ever seen you with short hair. Oh, yeah, when I, yeah, you did. When I first started comedy, I had a shaved head. I guess I didn't recognize you. Yeah, when I first started comedy, I had a shaved head. Oh, yeah, yeah. My memory's fuzzy. I don't know, maybe the combination. Corbin Bull. The vodka, orange juice. Yeah, Corbin Bull, Dante. Oh, God, don't remind me of those days. First wife cheated, second wife cheated, you know, you remember him? I remember, yeah, I remember all that. Yeah, it was the whole thing was fun, that place was the, where comedy went to die. It was, but a great place, and I met great people, there. Right. But I had short hair. What's funny about this is, I was watching, I read one of your bios on some website, and it called you an Aryan-looking Jew, which is funny, because I'm a Jewish-looking Aryan guy. Right. You stole my look. I was supposed to look like you. And Natalie, your last name's Osman, are you Jewish? I'm not Jewish. Okay, so, and that's the last time I'll say your real name. Are you Jewish? Yeah. Okay, but, because Stephen Glickman said I'm the most Jewish-looking non-Jewish I've ever seen in your life. But I didn't peg you as Jewish. 100%. Pure bloodline, everybody prior to my wife's and kids, ex-wife, wife, you know, but I have kids from each. And besides them, all the way back, all Jews. Well, he kind of looks like Jesus, does that count? Right? He does sort of look like Jesus. Well, Jesus is black. When you open your mouth, it kind of kills it, but yeah, you do sort of have that Jesus look. Ginger Jesus. When I was a school teacher, special education, right? Well, I was going to get to that. And I did it in South Central LA. So it was kind of like Jesus. But you grew up in Pacoima. What? You grew up in Pacoima. Not a lot of Caucasians, Jewish or otherwise. No. No, no, not at all. Not a lot of Jews. There was one other Jew who was in Lake Futuris, this guy, Dave Weinstein. And we met up somehow. He was over in Lake Futuris. I was in Pacoima. And we got together and started like a... A bris or... We started a gang. It was hip-hop Hebrews. We were pretty hardcore. Yeah. Whoa! You know, go around mazel tov. Right, right. And the Beastie Boys beat you to it. I don't know what you... Son of a bitch. Everyone's Jewish. That's the thing. You know? And... It doesn't matter. I'm just saying it's funny that you... About five times in the studio you called me a goth Jew and I'm not. Oh, you are. Yeah, I know. Well, I think someone's lying. Like someone just escaped the Holocaust, buddy, and didn't tell you. Yeah. It could be. Yeah, I think they were like, you know, fuck it. Just shut up. Say you're Italian. Okay. Your mom was like, what do you mean I'm Italian? Hey, I'm, you know... I've got the pasta recipes to prove it, David. Fazool! She's like, what's wrong with you? So, yeah, Palestine, you're alive. I'd buy it. Scone, I know nothing about you, but you are a big wrestling fan. He's got a great mask. The mask is cool. Yeah. I have a question for you, though. If you donate your braids to Locks of Love, do the children know when they feel their hair? They're like, this came from a man. Like, because I tend to think of women as donating their hair. Well, no, but... By the way, I love the Scone voice. That is great. Yeah. But... I don't know what you guys are talking about. It's kind of like a heart. They get the hair, but somehow they become a little weirder, a little more fucked up. Do you know if your hair's gone to women, I think is what you're... No, you know what, that's a big thing with me, because I was doing Locks of Love, and they give away, or they sell off more than half the freaking hair and make a profit, and they've profited over millions of dollars, which is a fraud, and they're not non-profit, but St. Jude's gives it all. And so it's a much better thing, so I do St. Jude's, and yeah, no, trust me, if I see some woman with a red-headed weave, I'm ripping it off her fucking head. Because Invexie will tell you that there's women that would kill for head hair like that. Oh, yes. Not that your hair, I mean, you always got gorgeous hair. Thank you. All natural. Yeah, you got great hair, yeah. Yeah, I can see a lot of people with blonde and blonde streaks. It's natural, I've never dyed this. Anyway, yeah, that's like me. But Invexie, so you're getting out of... I'm so slow. I'm sorry. It's a fast show, Dave. Even the skull is like... It's like, wow, that's natural. The skull is ready to get crumpets. I'll wait until Josie comes here, but no, I love, yeah, I dig the hair. Now, here's the thing. As with last time, and Dave will tell you, he's heard my show, I do extensive research when I have my female guests. Extensive. Uh-oh. Many will tell you. What'd you find? It wasn't me. Lots and lots of research. But I researched you, and I found some new pictures that I hadn't seen before. Nude or new? No comment. I don't think you have new pictures that I've seen. I've tried. Do you? No, I don't mean that weird. Apparently you do, so I'll have to do some more research. I was researching it. No comment. No, but I will tell you what is nude. If you go to wikifeet.com, they love your feet. What? I have four and a half stars out of five, by the way. You do, you do. No, you were one of the top rated feet of the female wrestlers. Yes, thank you. The scone just perked up and lost his voice. That's impressive. So you must have pretty feet. I've seen pictures of you barefoot, but I'm not a foot guy. So it's like, you know, I'm quite honestly... I'm not a foot guy either. I don't get it. I'm jerking off. I mean, looking at your tits and ass, I'm not really looking at your feet. Yeah, thank you. I'm sure they're fine. Well, they do matter, though, to the sense of, like, you don't want someone who's walking around throwing gang signs, you know? Are you into feet burgers, seriously? No, I'm just not into disgusting feet. You know what I'm saying? There's some pretty gnarly feet out there. If a woman is beautiful, like, let's take Invexie, for example, and her feet were a little, like, you know, maybe... Yeah, done. Yeah, nah. Toenail was a little long, or there was a bunion, or... My wife's got a size 11 foot. Oh, really? Perfect feet, though. Like, nothing wrong with normal... Define a perfect foot, because that's what I want to know. Again, again... And we've had footballs in here, because I don't know. All the toes are in agreement. You know, they've all decided they're going that way. What if that second one's a little bigger? Yeah, no, no. That just means they're a little smarter if it's on one foot. Yeah, yeah, it's a thing. Yeah, it's a weird thing from way back when. I call bullshit. It probably is bullshit. No, it probably is. What if the second toe's, like, real small? Well, no, that's not okay. See, that's the thing. They all got to be in agreement, and they all got to come from the same, like... They got to go like this. Like, okay, you next, you next, you next. Big toe, all right. Like stairs, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they shouldn't be all like... And, Scone, please, pipe in here, because I... I mean, I'm just trying to figure out, you want the toes to be cheering each other on? Pretty much to be friends, yeah. All right, to work together like a good family. Like they're doing a cheerleading pyramid. Yeah, you want to... A pyramid of toes is what you're looking for. All it is is they should just all do the same thing. An isosceles triangle of toes? Yeah, you've been with... You've probably been with a woman or so that, you know, like I say... Once or twice. She has, like, toes where one's going right, one's going left, the other one, the nail just decided to go her way. One's like, what the fuck? Yeah. Like, you can't take her to L.A. because you'll get shot if it's the wrong way. I'm trying to think the most jacked up feet I've ever been with. They've never been that bad, but I think maybe small toes. Like, I... It was... Small toes, like... Like little corn. Like Dominican woman toes? Like them little chiapin toes? I don't know Dominican women. They look like chickens. She was white. She was actually Jewish, but she... Oh, yeah. The hairy knuckle toes? No, no, no, no, no. She didn't... No, no hair. I've been with hairy knuckles, but that's not what I'm thinking. Yeah. But, hey, beggars can't be choosy. No. But we got... But they had... The big toe was normal size, and then the other toes were real small. Oh, yeah. I didn't give a shit. The rest of her was beautiful. That must have been like having... She had D-cups. I didn't even look at her feet. I didn't see them. Like gums and little teeth, except for toes. I just... You know what it is? I just like a woman who just looks like... I get it. You know what it is? It's like... Yeah, you shouldn't have crazy shit, man. You know, you shouldn't... You shouldn't... Like, you shouldn't have a big toe thumb. They're having a hold on the show over there. Like, you shouldn't have a big toe thumb. You shouldn't have different shit. Women, it just throws you off. What's a big toe thumb? This is what I... It's where your thumb looks like it came off your foot. Okay. Like, they took your big toe and stuck it on your fucking hand. Is that like Megan Fox's thumb? Yes! Yes! Okay, so... She can fuck the motherfuckers for a good reason. What's that? Does Megan Fox have fucked up feet? No, she's got a... A tough hand. She's got a thumb finger. Yeah, yeah. Or a toe finger. She's got a toe finger. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. That doesn't bother me. I click on it. I have so much ADD. It would make me nuts. So when your wife... When you first met your wife, was she wearing open-toed shoes? Yeah, but this is the thing. Like, that's what I mean. It's like, okay, like, this is the thing. Symmetrically and everything else, you have a great look. You have a really appeasing look. Your smile's matched your face. Nothing's bigger than it should be. I would hope so. No! Most people are not symmetrical. My wife is. Everything, like, kind of works. It's not about being perfect. It's about being symmetrically perfect. I've read that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tonight on the Dark Mark show, David Berger reads a love letter to his wife. Right. And I think Josie's here. Josie! Josie. Let me double-check this text. Yes, Mindy, if somebody can come... If somebody can come get Josie, in the lobby, please. And she's gonna hate herself for missing the feet conversation. Right? She hasn't learned how to credit card the front door yet. See, you're usually there, so... Yeah. About this time. So, wait, so, now, your feet from wrestling, you would think, would be a little coarse and calloused. Yeah, yeah. And from soccer and from volleyball. I mean... You played soccer? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's from Oklahoma. Did you hear that? My whole life I played, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. My oldest daughter just did tournament. Sorry. Oh, yay. Yeah. I'm so excited. He's a proud father. Yay. And by the way, if you've never heard on Burger, this is a show that's ever evolving, but now, you do a trivia contest where you shock the guest with a shock collar. Is that correct? Well, yeah. Here's the thing, is we just... It's kind of like, it's kind of like a charitable thing, only there's nothing going to charity. What we do is we put, like, a shock collar on them and then ask them trivia questions, two of them, and whoever gets it wrong... It's okay, they're comedians. That sounds so exciting. They get shocked. If he gets it wrong, he gets shocked. Yeah. And I heard this week you're going to have Perry Kurtz and Billy Batts. Well, Perry backed out because he's 105 years old. He was doing comedy back when, like, Socrates was. And so, he was kind of scared about it. George Burns stole jokes off him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, George... Oh, my God. I don't even want to get into his rapping. Were you there when I roasted him? It was the worst. No. Uh-oh. It's a solid inside joke, yeah. There's this point in comedy, the second, like, okay, I'm an older comic, but I started kind of late. I got into it, you know, whatever. I'm a school teacher as well. But, yeah, where you start, all of a sudden, you're on stage and you think, you know what? I'm going to relate. I'm going to rap. You know, or I'm going to be rock and roll back in the 70s and stuff. But now it'd be rapping and that's when, yeah, you pretty much need to shoot yourself. You just end it. This guy looks like Larry King with Down Syndrome. He's not a good guy. Oh, he's wild, yeah. He's a super nice guy. A real nice guy, but you can cut his jokes in half and count the rings. It's horrible. Oh, it's awful, yeah. So you got Billy Batts, who you shot last week. Billy Batts, Alicia, damn it, I got her name wrong, but yeah, she's coming down. Because after that gig we did at Jimmy's, we really need to shock you. Billy Batts. Right, was that? That was okay. I went to Jimmy's this week. It was all right. Yeah, it's fun. Bar gigs suck, you know, but. It's like the independent wrestling. We were talking about her experience at the independent wrestling. I could relate. You got heckled by children and you got heckled, yeah. But none of the wrestling fans got out of hand. Now, did you meet Descone on the internet too? No, we actually. We had a strange gig together. We did. Yes, and she. Oh, please, tell us about it, all about the cheerio. Yeah, no, we went to. He's from England. So am I. So is my darling co-host, Josie. Josie. Josie, I've got your perrier right here. Bloody hell, you're here. Yes, Josie, last time you were here, Josie was in Vietnam causing more havoc than the Tet Offensive. And so, Josie, I want to have a seat. Hello. Hi, Josie. Another dark thing is. Better late than never. And I told everybody about your show at Skinny's next Wednesday. Oh, thank you. Where your show, your band Carrera will be playing. Yes. Yes. Josie, this is, you know David Berger. Of course. How you doing? You didn't know how much you love feet, but we're going. I don't love feet. I hate them, but you know what it is? I dislike disgusting feet. Take care of them. You know what someone taught me a long time ago when I was young? Simply like this. If you look at a person's feet, that's how they fucking take care of the rest of them because that's the first thing they're showing. And it's huge. Josie, why are you in a mask? That's the scone. Why is she in a mask? That's the scone. Yeah, obviously. He's in a web series with our other guests, Invexie Lee, formerly known as Buggy Nova, formerly known as Skyler Moon from the WWE, who is prominently featured in Wiki... She has more names than I do. WikiFeet.com. WikiFeet. Yeah, I made it. I got to tell my parents I'm on WikiFeet. I was doing some extensive research. Tell them how much extensive research I do on my female guests. Just a lot. Oh, not on you. Yeah. Not on you. I got to tell my parents I didn't even know he was coming. Ten years. And she was on the show before, so I got her whole life story. But we were talking about the independent wrestling scene. You can just imagine. But you've done some Lucha Libre. Yes. Some what? Roller derby. Yeah, I was a ring girl. Nice. Yeah. So what is the strangest thing that happened to you on the independent wrestling scene? The strangest thing? Oh, well, let me tell you something. I... One of my friends who's a wrestler, he dated, a porn star. Right. And something that she said has stuck with me because I can relate so much. And she said, wrestling fans are worse than porn star fans. And you would think it would be the other way around because, you know, maybe porn star fans are like creepier or whatever. But she says, wrestling fans, they want to be your friend. They want to hang out. They want to, you know, get your number and hang out with you outside the shows. And porn star friends, I mean, porn star fans, they just want to fuck you. So you're saying the wrestling fans want to hang out with you? They want to give it up, fuck you. I mean, they want to fuck you too, but they want you to like make time out of your schedule and hang out with them and, you know, come to my birthday. It's like, I don't know you. Come to my birthday. You know, stuff like that. Have you had requests like that? Oh, yes. Really? Yeah, but, you know, from like teenagers, you know, kind of younger. Like who's the oldest one that said come to my birthday party? Like 48? Mark. Mark. Mark last week. Actually, I think I did invite you to my birthday party. I was going to Bar Sinister, but that was not... November. Huh? November. Exactly. We're both Scorpios. Yep. And you know what that means. It's like crazy. Yes. We're crazy. But there you go. But so, and you said that guys have wanted to buy your underwear and things like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But it's whatever. I mean, your socks, your wrestling gear. So what's the difference between being... Like not washed. Not washed. Yeah. There's a lot of feet and ass talk tonight already. But what's the difference between coming at... Going backstage at like a... An independent, like say NWA, independent show, or even, you know, you did the Glow Reunion, you wrestled in a WWE show. What's the difference between the two? It's going to be a whole different experience, right? Yeah. I guess in the WWE locker room, everyone gets along. Everyone at least fake gets along. Right. Everyone's really... I mean, for the most part, we all like each other. We all see eye to eye. We all want to help each other. And it's very like supportive, I guess, because we're all there for, you know, we're passionate about it and we were... I don't know. It's different. So then as opposed to like... Well, you're getting your aggression out too. Yeah, that too. Well, same with indies. But I went to... Recently, I went to an AWS show. Right. I think it was last week and I was talking to a girl. It was on Saturday. Yeah, Saturday. Scone was there. And I was talking to one of the girls and I'm like, hey, how's it going? This and that. You know, after the show, we drink and stuff. We party. And she's like, oh, I don't want to go. She's there. There's so much drama. Oh. Yeah. Female wrestlers have the drama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does anybody you specifically have beef with? No. No. Happily, I can say that I don't. Right. Yeah. Right. Maybe a couple of years ago. It's kind of like us. We have people that we know that are friends and we're both friends with them, but they have beef so they can't be with each other. Yeah. It's so inconvenient. And comedy too. There's a lot of that. That's like me. I have friends that have friends and I have beef with everyone so I can't ever hang out. Well, Berger's somebody that he will speak his mind. I will. As you can see. But yeah, and he's starting to use shot collars on his show. Now, do you still- He loves that, man. Wait, wait, wait. I was going to ask you, do you still have the content of the week? Oh, yeah. It's not Josie this week, is it? Never. Never. Never. I'll tell you, everyone on the I'm Berger podcast loves Josie. Oh, really? Everyone's a huge fan. Yeah, there is. I love Josie. How could you not? Love Josie, yeah. Let me tell you about I'm Berger. Now, on my show, I have one co-host and trust me, that's enough. But you have like five? Well, you know what it is? It's given a different aspect because, see, my aspect is I don't like most people. I just don't. And you know what? And I always tell people, I always tell people, it's me. What does that mean for us? It's me. I'm an asshole. Fine. Whatever. You know, it's not like people are jerks. No, I am. It's cool. I don't want to know you. Don't want to be friends. You're probably going to be a letdown, you know, whatever. I can't believe I can relate. Then you got April, loves everyone. Talmo gets along with the world. Right. You know, he's a happy drunk. Preston, he comes from a lot of money, but he's very Republican. And then his girlfriend, Megan, who's, you know, grew up like me. She's poor and trashy, you know? And so, you know, I mean, that's kind of the thing. So it's a good ass. The prince of the proper. Yeah. It gives all the different, you know, variety of, excuse me, of life. It's like every white person you could ever think of. Yeah, that's. You know, like I'm a white Jew. You know, you get different people on the show tallying this and that, but everyone's kind of considered white. We didn't plan it that way. Well, you're kind of like me. I'm one of these people that that's why we get along. I'm not one of these people that's like buddy, buddy that wants to hang out with comics till like three in the morning. It's like, oh, I'll hang out for a little bit. I'm like, I, you know, I like this. I like people that I like and I don't really dislike anybody, but it becomes the same after a while. It's like, how long have you been doing it? Who are your favorite comics? It's like, I've, I gotta go. I got stuff to do. It's like, kill yourself. There's so many parallels. And it's funny because somebody actually asked me on Facebook a couple months ago. They're like, who's your co-host and is he funny? Which, assuming there was a male comic, but I don't want a male comic. I want Josie Katz. She's a star and she's funny, but she's not funny like a comic. She's funny like somebody that really, really calls me on my bullshit, really, is what's so funny about it. Anyway, so Josie, the scone is here because Invexie, Lee is in an internet series. Pink girl, I thought he said pink lady, but pink girl and the scone. Yes, pink girl and the scone. That's a scone voice, by the way. When he does the English accent, that's a scone voice. He's gone back and forth. There's no scone voice. This is the scone. Hello, scone. Hello, scone. He's from England. Well, yes, my power is that I stale like bread and I develop my powers. I develop my powers in a baking accident and I actually wasn't originally English, but the scone made me become English. It's a comedy documentary superhero web series and my... So hard. So wait, so you're... And how's that working out for you? I know that you like... You wish that she was here tonight, right? Wait, pink girl looks a lot like... She's super hot. Get a close up on that. Please, throw that in the camera there. Look it. There's pink girl. Pink girl's pretty hot. Yeah, she shoots pink bolts, but only when she's on her period and... Not red? No, no pink bolts. It's a girl thing. I don't know. So scone, what do you shoot when you're on your period? I don't know. I probably projectile frowns. So you're a negative guy, scone, is that what it is? Yes, I think so. Even more negative than myself. You're on the most negative show on Skid Row Studios. Einberger's a close second, but we are the most negative show on Skid Row Studios. We're not negative, we're assholes. Yes, we're sad, you're angry. Yeah, angry, So is this already on the web? Yes, we have four episodes released and Buggy Invexi is going to be joining us. It's so confusing. As, as a villainess in episodes five and six. Episode five and six. So you're not pink girl. I'm not pink girl. Do I look like motherfucking pink girl to you? Oh, not at all. And don't trash talk because remember what happened last time. But, and she kicked me in the face. I did kick him in the face. And you're better looking than pink girl. Well, he was asking for it. I was asking for it. So what is your villainous name? Iron Maiden. Mmm. Oh, I've heard of that before. I didn't choose it. I can't take credit. It's all this guy. Iron Maiden. Yes. Yeah, she works for Bastard Steel. Bastard Steel. Oh, who's Bastard Steel? He's, he's a, he's a villain. He's a corrupt CEO. Oh, okay. She knows apparently. That's great. I didn't know you were such a pink girl in Skull Man. That's the way all the comic books go. She put a generic on it. That's, that's, but is that true? Uh, no, he's, uh, I actually, was he a bagel? Who is he? He wants to turn the world into metal. Oh, yeah, she knows more. I know, because he's my boyfriend. Oh, in the series. In the series. That plays all the people in Wicky Feet. Strictly in the web series. Relax. and he's played by Miko Hughes. Miko Hughes. Who, um, was in Pet Sematary as a little boy. Pet Sematary, Full House. He was on Full House. He's a, he was a child actor. Oh, that dude, oh, yeah. Drug act. Yeah. I mean, child actor, I'm sorry. Yes. They are interchangeable, I know. My bad. No, he's not anymore. I'm sure he's on The Straight and Arrow if he's in Pink Girl and Skull Man. Nice guy. He's a nice guy. He's probably thinking of Macaulay Heroine. Macaulay Heroine? Oh, yeah. I remember, yeah, I remember him. But, so that's very exciting. So, so, no more wrestling for Invexie Lee. Because I was going to have you on when you did the, you made a big, dramatic announcement. Buggy Nova is dead. I didn't say that. Long live, no, you did. Did I? Yeah, she said, Buggy Nova's dead. She was high. Invexie Lee, I bet she was. I wasn't. Invexie Lee is the new. Well, you know, I still have a Buggy Nova like page on Facebook, so she's not completely dead. And, you know, somebody jacked that name on Twitter and Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, Chelsea, can you guess Invexie Lee? We never got to that. Invexie Lee. The meaning. Hmm. It's a secret. Okay. It sounds like an ad. Did she really beat you at arm wrestling for real? For real. It's not going to happen again. For real. It's not going to happen again. F-E-R. Really? F-E-R. What is that? For real. For real. Oh, for real. I thought you were, I thought you were saying F-E-A-R like you're afraid of me. For real. It's for real. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. She said she could make me tap out because she's been taking MMA lessons like a little girl. I'm kind of rusty. Oh, come on. Like a little girl. Come on. Like a little girl that she is. I mean, I'm really good at punching and kicking and being people in the face. He doesn't care. He's into that shit. Yeah. If I could beat you at arm wrestling, would you wrestle him? If you could beat me, you'll probably beat me. I'm 140 pounds. I trust you. Here's what happened. Here's what happened last time, Berger. I was on my way to beating her easily. Josie will tell you, when I wrestle and get in combat with women, I was, I wrestled, since you were here, I wrestled the world's tallest model, Amazon Eve. She's the blonde, right? Right. And it was a very competitive match. Whoa, I bet. I wish I would have seen that. Oh, you loved every minute of it. It was very competitive. I, I, I, I, I'd say it was a draw. Wouldn't you say? Really? It was a draw of something. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting your ass beat. Yeah. And I've also. But he still somehow wins. I also, I wrestled the, the Charlie Haynes, Salt from Glow. Okay. We had a little tussle and she, I, my head ended up between her legs, but that's what I wanted. That's exactly. Well, actually, I wanted, I wanted Josie. I wanted Josie to wrestle her. Now that you're here, maybe you can take on the. Let's wrestle. What do you think? Do it. Oh shit. Oh man. Either way. Okay. Forget Josie. You want to wrestle a real man? Oh, that's a straight challenge. Don't, you know what? I got two daughters. Don't you ever let someone real man you? Cause there's no such thing. There's no such thing. You shut up bitch. I'm going to tell you. I'm telling you right now. This woman will kick your ass. There is no such thing. Shut up cheeseburger. I'm going to tell you something right now. There's no way. I, we, I, don't let me take this off. Take it off. Yeah. We're going to, first off. Do it. There's no way. Boom. Buggy Nova. Little girl. That's the wrong woman, man. I'm telling you. There's no way a little girl like you. She wrestled, got perfect teeth. You don't want to fuck with her. You may, you may never get along with that. With AJ Lee and the wusses in the WWE. And she whooped his ass. Whooped his ass. You have never wrestled a real man. Whooped his ass. I just want to say. Kids don't try this at home. No. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. You're scared. You're petrified. You're shaking. I don't want to punch you. It's okay. I don't want to punch you. I don't want to punch you. You can just kick him. I give you permission. Okay. Mark's got burn marks on him that can't be explained. If Josie says it's cool. Well, Josie. Josie. Josie. Josie. Josie. Josie. Josie. Josie. Josie. First off. Don't want to take this off. Okay. You haven't antagonized me enough. I'm going to sit down. but you are so lucky. You are so lucky. What kind of wrestler is this? What kind of trash talk is this? First of all, I'm in a skirt. Second of all, I'm in there. These two little girls are going to be watching you right now. Oh, baby girl. Do you want to arm wrestle again? Is that what you want to do? I'm a soccer buddy. Athletes, athletes. Do you want to arm wrestle again? Is that what you want to do? Show these women that that mom can't. Who am I going to arm wrestle? What'd you say? You want to arm wrestle me? We can arm wrestle. You ready to do that? I'm good with that. Because I beat your ass last night. Arm wrestle. Do a leg wrestle. I don't remember that. I'll fucking leg wrestle. Leg wrestle. Leg wrestle. I got good legs. I got good legs. That's unconfident. Do it. Come on. Let's do it. Do you want to leg wrestle? Leg wrestle. We were arm wrestle last time. Don't let me take this off. You already arm wrestled. Leg wrestle. I don't know if you know what you're in for. I will leg wrestle you. Leg wrestle, Mark. Smack down. Mark, leg wrestler. I'm pretty confident. You're pretty confident? You're going to leg wrestle me? Do it, Mark. How confident are you? Because I don't think you know what you're in for. Do it, Mark. These are some big legs. I'm like a six and a half. Confident out of six and a half. Whoa. I don't know where you got that number. I don't care. I think the stones are showing you the best. I don't know. Leg wrestling. Yes. Are we doing it? Yeah, he's down. Okay. Yeah, nothing scares him. But you know what? He's going to get his ass whooped. He took out his eyeliner. Sometimes. I got my lipstick on the counter, baby. That's a lot of gay shit, man. Sometimes leg wrestling can be a stepping stone to Ben and Tess. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think you're ready. Let's do this. Let's do it. Invexie Lee. What a wussy Lee. I'm Invexie Lee. I'm not bugging over anymore. I'm going to make you cry so hard, your fucking eyeliner is going to run. I love that. So I won't be talking shit. Oh, I like her. Scone. Wait, do you get an entrance theme song? Yeah. Do it. You get your entrance theme song or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play my entrance. Here comes Invexie Lee. That was a lot of fireworks for her. Oh, that got good. What is that, Miley Cyrus? That's horrible. It's a party and she's sexy. It's a party. You sound like Coldplay. What kind of theme song is that? Here comes Mark. Damn. Damn. Here comes Mark. Damn. Damn. I want to watch this. All right. Lay down. All right. Lift your leg up. All right. How's the camera? It's not very good. Let's get again. There we go, buddy. There we go. He's in. He's ready for this. This motherfucker's a whore. He's a horny little dude. He knows what's up. Okay, ready? You ready? Okay, lift your leg up. All right. Oh, no. There we go. Put your leg down. I'm totally picturing this without Mark and it's turning me on. I got to tell you. I know. It's a shame Mark is in the picture. I thought you had to flip him over with your legs. Watch this. Good luck with that. Are you ready? Wait. How do I? I forgot how to. I'm just going to run over there and elbow drop both of you. How's that sound? Just jump on him. I should. Dog pile. Dog pile. You got to flip him that way. I got to fucking flip him. I thought I just had to flip him. Oh, do it. We got to count this off. Right? Yeah, flip him. Josie, you count it off. I don't know what's happening. Oh, the action is hot. Oh, look at that. He's going on over there. She's got double wrapped in around his legs. He's wrenched in the ankles. No. I still say she won. Oh. Oh. We're banging walls. He's turning. He's turning. He's got her. He's in. Pain. This is. Mark is in pain. I've never quite seen anything like this. He's going to be dreaming about this for a long time. I had no idea what happened. It was excellent. The strength of estrogen. My God. I love it. He can breathe. Yay. Stretched. Yay. Where's the title belt? Where's my belt? There's a steel chair right there, though. Grab that. Yeah. Just hit him with that. Yeah. I only knew there was a steel chair there. That's good. I think you're my hero, Mark. Well, that's his exercise for another month. I think you're truly my hero. Who's that? Me or Invexie Lee? You. Oh, okay. You're my hero. I beat her. I got your leg down. It was. No. No, no. You're not my hero because you won because you were doing that with her. Yeah. She's not my hero because she was doing it with you. Berger, you have comedians on your show. Yeah. I have beautiful wrestlers like this on my show. Thank you. What do you think I'm going to do? Oh, yeah. By far. I'm trying to leg wrestle Josie. Josie for a year now. Yeah. I got to tell you, I'm glad I did this show because by far so few people. Yeah. People are just blah. You're not blah. Thank you. That I will say. That I will say. And that's the point I made last time because the WWE divas are sort of, as of late, sort of interchangeable. Yeah. And I know that we talked about last time that you were in rehab and you had an eating disorder. And it was funny because in my extensive research. Yeah. Probably. I should have researched leg wrestling. But you were on some other podcast. It was a wrestling podcast. And the first thing they said is, oh, she's going to she's going to talk about her eating disorder and WWE, which I thought was pretty fucked up. Oh, I think I remember that. Yeah. It's still on the Internet like that, which is like, that's the least interesting thing about you. Oh, I guess so. At the time, because everyone was like, what happened to her? Where'd she go? OK. So it was when it happened. So, yeah, I think at the time it was more appropriate. Right. So does that preclude a return to WWE? Yeah. Is that what's happening? Question mark. Ooh. I would watch. To be continued. And if you if you can get back, I can get back. It sounds a very competitive match. Oh, yeah. I'll send it to him. I'm going to text Hunter right now. I don't know. Oh, please. Hunter. I don't know. Who's Hunter? Triple H. Oh, Triple H. OK. I need your help on this. I haven't. If she had said text Paul, that would have been breaking kayfabe. Oh, yes. Who's Paul? What? If she would have said Macho Man Randy Savage, I would have been. I'm going to text a dead man right now. I was 15 watching wrestling. The ultimate warriors on speed dial right now. We're going to get him on the phone. Legit. Yeah. I was trying to look around a woman to see the wrestling match on WWF wrestling. Oh, that was the best. Yeah. And that's how into it I was. I was like 15. Yeah. So same with me. That's why I said because I outgrew it. But apparently some grown men in the mask didn't. But she started out modeling and that's how she got into wrestling. Wow. Yeah. Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Who knew? Her modeling name was Buggy Nova, which is a synonym for crazy and you can see why. Crazy star. Yes, exactly. And so. Nope. So I was going to. So acting is more where you're going now. I guess so. I dabble. You know, I do what I can. I'm going to school. I do the big girl thing. And then, you know, I do the fun stuff on the side. I think you just did the big girl thing. I am a big girl now. Yeah. He brought him down. Thank you, Dark Mark. Yes. I am a woman. Yes. Once you leg wrestle Dark Mark. There's really nothing else. Yeah. You've done it. I made it. Yeah. You did. You did. But I was going to say, why do you think that? I mean, I know The Rock's an anomaly, but it seems like male wrestlers are having some success in the movies, but not female wrestlers. Why do you think that is? Well, you know, I heard one of my female diva friends has a role in a movie now that's coming out. Oh, good. I don't even know if I can say. Does WWE have a studio? Doesn't what? Come on. Break some news on The Dark Mark. I'm always listening. Well, she posted pictures. So Summer Rae is coming out in a movie. Oh, good. Yeah. So that's the only one that I know of. I don't know. I know that WWE, they have their own production thing going on. Sure. They have a movie studio. Yeah. I think maybe they put them in the movies to get a broader audience or to introduce them to people that don't watch wrestling. And you know that Tamina's going to be in Hercules. Is she really? Yeah. She's got a big part in that. Yeah. Maybe we should talk to the wrestling fan because he seems to know a lot more. He knows more than I do. Now, are you into the guys or the girls? I mean, are you really into the, obviously you're into Bucky Dover. What are you doing over there, David? Oh, Nestor, who's in the, yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's the llama face. I thought that was the llama face. Oh. We're doing the llama face. So when you go to wrestling shows, do you wear the mask? No. No. I don't. Okay. And you don't speak in an English accent, I would hope. No. The school is English. It's not an accent. No, but I've actually, I've always been a fan of watching women's wrestling. I think that because when I was a kid, I watched, you know, The Undertaker and all of those people in the 80s, and I didn't know that women actually wrestled. And then the first match I saw was like Jacqueline versus Sable during the Attitude Era. I thought. Boner. Oh, women can do this too. It was more of an appreciation of the underdog thing. And some of it was, yes, going through puberty, but most of it was an appreciation of like, oh, they allow women. They allow women to do this too. And I think that's amazing. Right. Yeah. So, but. He's a proper. I'm a proper lad. He's a proper lad. Proper lad. He's a good boy. Yeah. He's all right. He's a little bugger. Because there is, yeah, it's, and, but what about, because last time we were talking, there was this other thing called TNA. Oh, yeah. That's still going on. Tits and ass. I mean, are we not aware of it? No, no. There's a wrestling organization called TNA. That's hilarious. I was like, wait a second. But apparently they're going out of business. I was looking at that. Really? It looks like they're not. They're not doing so well. I don't know. Yeah. They're having some trouble, which is too bad. See, I knew it would go to the scone. Scone, how's TNA going? Tell us. It's a, it's a shaky. I mean, both, both products are on shaky legs right now. Wrestling is really a dying art. Right. That's what I think. So you're jumping off. What about that WWE Network? Do you know about that? What? What? I can't hear you. Hello, Bindi. You know, Bindi said about the WWE Network. The WWE Network. Right about it? Yeah. Do you know anything about it? I don't. I know. Do you have any royalty checks? Because I'm sure they show some of your NXT tattoos. I wish. I wish. They show like everything. Do you know if they showed any NXT, any of the stuff that you did? No, not that I know of. Not that I know of. Okay. I think it's badass you were a wrestler. Good question, Bindi. I'm glad Bindi interjected because, Josie, I know you're starting a band with Bindi. What? Are you talking about that? Guess who plays guitar? No way. Oh, you have another wrestling friend of yours that wanted to be in a band with you? That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Singer, guitar player, bassist? Yeah. He's got a band. He's got a band already. Oh, it's a guy? Yeah, it's a guy. No, he's a pretty guy. Last time he brought Nixon. Nixon! And by the way, last time Nixon was on the show, Josie's like, I want you to sit on my lap, and he sat on her lap, so that was really nice. Yeah. Remember Nixon sat on your lap? Yeah. So now you bring a guy with a wrestling mask? I don't know what's coming next. He knows just he ain't said shit. Well, he can tell you more about the web series one than I can. We're going to get to that. I want to get back to Burger for a second. Oh, no, yeah, for sure. Like I said, he goes by Soul Fighters. That's fine. That's fine. We've only got eight minutes. He's gone. Yeah, no one cares about Burger. No, I do care about you. Your show's coming out at 10. Deeply. And it's funny, because as you can see, this show has no topics. I love it. I think it's fantastic. Everybody asks me, like, what's the topic this week? Sometimes guests ask me. We never have a topic. We just let the conversation flow. That's what your topic is. Conversation. Yeah, I get people. I get to know them. And then I ask them questions about themselves. We talk about feet. We talk about feet. We talk about feet a lot. Josie showed her feet once. It was a whole thing. Nice feet. She has nice feet, too. On our one-year anniversary. She does. Okay. Would you take off your boots, and we'll see who has the best feet? We haven't done this in a while. I'm down. I'm wearing fishnets. Can I leave those on? Yeah, I'll judge it there. Josie, another foot contest here. A foot contest. You up for this? No, I'm in a foot contest. She's wearing sandals. I'm in a foot contest. I'm wearing boots. I got to unhook these. No, no, because I didn't know Burger was so into feet. That's what we wanted to find out. You know what it is? You know what it is? I'm not. I'm just like, okay, my thing is, like, I don't think guys should ever, ever, ever wear flip-flops. That's a good point. Unless you're on the sand at the beach, and then it better be in Hawaii or some freaking place where it's all the time. I'm not in the sandals myself. Right, yeah. Thank you. We're all in agreement here. Why, man, have you hit a point where you don't need to ever do man shit? You know, like, I might have to do something. You know, I have no opinion. If a guy with flip-flops came up to you and started talking to you, would you be like, like this? I mean, on a first date, if he wore flip-flops, I'd be like, uh. I could see how it would be annoying, but I don't notice those things. You went to flip-flops now. Yeah. Oh, no, I mean, I'll wear them if I need to run to my car really quick. But, like, no, if I. I'm sorry. Don't wear them to go out. If you're on a date, don't fucking wear flip-flops. Really? Yeah. Oh, God. When was the last time a guy wore flip-flops on a date with Invexie Lee? God, you know what? I can't even tell you the last time I went on a date. Oh, really? That sounds really sad. Well, it doesn't sound that sad because. You know, there is the Symbol 6 release party that's coming up on Saturday. There's also the Carrera show on Wednesday. And, yeah. Let's go. All right. Are you going to hook me up with someone, Dark Mark, or? He was thinking. Hey, I was thinking him. He was thinking him. He's quick. He's really thinking him. Gotcha. I was going to hook you up with the master of leg wrestling. Oh, the master. The master. I wonder who that could be. The one that pinned you right away. I don't remember that. I think she gave you that one. I made you tap out. No, no, it's fine. Yes, the same thing happened. Anyway, I don't want to get into it. But, anyway. So, what's the topic this week? Because we don't have. Yeah, we don't do topics. Well, you know what we're talking about. We're talking about. I don't know if you're aware. But, Corey Feldman just came out with his book. Talking about all the pedophilia in Hollywood. And, this is a big thing to me. Oh, my God. What? Because the reason Hollywood and movies and art itself is dead and sucks. And, the reason comedy is dead and it sucks is because the only people getting in are the kids of the people who actually had talent. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. The people willing to suck everyone else's dick. Whatever it be. Whether it be a woman. A man. A man. A woman. However it works. Everyone is grabbing and taking. And, it's not about talent anymore. It's not working your way up. It's about fellatio. And, so. And, so. Feldman came out with his book. And, starts talking about it. Ryan Singer thing. All that. Then, we're talking about Sergeant Dessertor. Ryan Singer. Yeah. Ryan Singer. Yeah. And, then the Dessertor guy. We got Marin in Mexico who made a mistake in the illegal U-Turn. Right. He's in Mexico prison. But, the Dessertor who got caught. that deserting by the Afghani people has been traded for five terrorists, which I don't believe in terrorism anyway. By the way, I was in a Mexican jail for a few hours. Shut up. I was in there for about a week and a half. How terrifying is that? Well, it was on spring break, so I was in there with a bunch of white guys. Yeah, they're not. Well, I had to go to the transfer place. Once they transfer you from the holding. Oh, horrible. Yeah, where they take you to the main jail before you go big house. Right. And so it was about a week and a half I was there. So you knew Spanish. Yeah. Well, funny enough, yeah, and I was in there with two of my buddies, so it wasn't a big deal, but yeah. Well, I was in there with three of my buddies, and I almost sat on the toilet, which was a blanket, but I don't want to get into it. Right, the little thing in the middle, the hole. I've been to Ensenada, Rosarito, and then like actual Mexico, Mexico, yeah. I'm like afraid to even like go to Mexico. The blanket? Nowadays it's different. It's horrible. Well, you know, since you haven't been on a date in a while, I'm going to take you to Mexico and we're going to wear flip flops. How about that? A Mexican? I'm going to Mexico prison for your first date. Oh, my God. I didn't say Mexico prison. I know some cool places in Tijuana. I think I'm going to be washing my hair there. That was an old night. But anyway, so where does the time go? So burger on burger, 10 o'clock every night, 10 to 11. Yes, sir. Just put it on Skid Row at 8. Keep going through 11. You're going to laugh a lot. Although it's the greatest three hours of any film of entertainment. Well, you know, NBC's dropped their sitcom lineup, so this is the comedy night right here on Skid Row Studios. The only originality. It's not entertainment. This is the thing. None of us have anybody who's helping us. That's all. We're just doing it. A Godfrey show and a crazy barbershop in Spanish Harlem. Oh, yeah. And then you with five comics just screaming about the comedy. Yeah. I say you're like a hippie anarchist. I love you. That's a good way to put it. Tommy told me one time, you're an L-bagger. You're wicked. Just wicked. You're wrong. You're wicked. Are you doing a Scone voice, too? No, it's my Tommy voice. Scone. How do we get to Pink Lady and Scone? How do we see this? Because everybody wants to see this. Oh, it's on the YouTubes. And we have a Facebook page. It's Pink Girl and Scone, not Pink Lady. It's the new adventures of Pink Girl and Scone. The new adventures. Did you have old adventures of Pink Girl and Scone? Yes. Oh, my God. They're terrible. Are they in black and white? Is like Lucille Ball in them or something? Basically, they're on mini-DV that was shot over five years ago. Holy crap. Mini-DV? They still make that? I know. Yeah. I thought that went the way of Beta and Dat. Are you a comic book fan at all? I'll go with it. Go ahead. Okay. Well, because I would say that this show is like as if the JLA exists. You know, Superman. Justice League of America. Yeah. They're around. Right. But then like Elongated Man and like, you know. I remember Elongated Man. Yeah. The lamest superheroes are like trying their best to get around. I know those. And then we're just the most ridiculous people. It's so funny. So you're worse than Elongated Man. Oh, yes. I'm worse. You're worse. You're worse. You're worse than Phantom Stranger. I mean, I stare like bread. I have a terrible palate. It's so good. You have to watch it. You stare like bread. You know, that can come in handy once in a while. It does. So hard. How do we get a hold of you specifically on social media? On social media. I think we, I believe we have a Twitter. You know, Pink Girl's better at it than me. Oh, look. Twitter.com PG and the Scone. Thank goodness I brought these. PG and the Scone. PG and the Scone. Yeah. And Vexie Lee, the woman of many names. I tell you, it goes by so fast every time you're here. You're a delight. Next time, let's see. We arm wrestled. Arm wrestled. Arm wrestle. Foot contest. We didn't do the foot contest. Next time, we'll do the foot contest. Yeah, next time. Yeah, and we got a date. We got a setup. So how do people get a hold of you? Besides WikiFeet. Facebook, in Vexie Lee. Facebook slash Buggy Nova for my like page. And Twitter in Vexie Lee. Or no, Twitter in Vexie. I was trying to find your Twitter. I didn't know. Twitter, I think in Vexie is spelled with two I's. I don't know. I confuse myself sometimes. Okay, well. Facebook in Vexie Lee. Vexie Lee. Facebook, Facebook. Instagram, are you still? Instagram in Vexie. Yeah. Okay, because I was trying to search that. Because I think I was, I am Buggy Nova's last I had. Oh, that's right. And Josie, tell us about your gig and tell us where we can find you. Just Google me, Josie, J-O-S-I, Kat, K-A-T, and you'll find my Twitter. And you'll see some flyers on there. Next week, fire and transsexual porn stars. Ooh. Yeah. And go to gothcomedian.com. That's a new website. Check it out. And I'm very proud of it. Yay. I had nothing to do with it, so I paid a guy to do it. It's very good. Twitter. Twitter. And go to darkmarkshow.com. Get your Audible free book and a 30-day free trial. Go to damatizgog.com. Get 10% off every T-shirt. I didn't even do the sponsors. Everybody have a wonderfully creepy week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. 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