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One, two. No more cow! No more cow! No more cow! Live without the cow! Woo! No more milk and cheese! No more hamburger cake! No more fertilizer! No more fertilizer! No more fertilizer! No more barbecue! No more leather shoes! There we go! No more pudding with biscuits! No more vinegar and cherries! There you go, there's cow! But there is cow! I see them every day! I see them on the greenway to the 498! I can't stand my life! Live without the cow! Live without the cow! No more No more Ben and Jerry's! No more No more Big Brown Eyes! No more No more No more No more No more No more No more No more Browns with Andrew Leather and James Hagan Girls With cream Learned day Hagan There is a cow I see a baby I see a mother I can't stand my life Without the cow No more milk and cheese No more New York State No more fertilizer No more barbecue No more leather shoes No more butter and biscuits No more Ben and Jerry No more cottage cheese And for gangsters Cowgirls or cowboys Woo! Let's hear it! Let's hear it! There is a cow I see them every day I see them all the way Way to California I can't stand my life Without the cow There is a cow I see them every day I see them all the way Way to California I can't stand my life Without the cow Hey, California! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! Without the cow! bad motherfucker. We'll do it live. Broadcasting from downtown Los Angeles. We'll do it live. Fuck it. It's the More Music Radio Pod. Do it live. I'll write it and we'll do it live. On skid row dot LA. Fucking thing sucks. Five, four, three. Hey, what's going on everybody? It's the More Music Radio Pod on skid row dot LA and skid row studio dot com. Welcome. Alright. Welcome to the More Music Radio Pod. It's a very special night because it's two days before the one year anniversary of the More Music Radio Pod when we did it. We can just pretty much say this is like the one year episode. This is the one. Well, actually with leap year, I think it's tomorrow, right? We got like an extra day in there. Yeah, something like that. I don't know the math, you know? Tomorrow at like six o'clock in the morning. Right. We are here with let me just go around the table. We are here with Patrick Jones right here to my left. Howdy. And we also have the host of the call sheet on skid row studios dot com. Keith Coogan. All right. This is where we have a movie star at Skid Row Studios. I don't know if your radio station has that. This. Yeah. No pictures, please. He's been in talkies people. Did you see the artist? Anyone here see the artist? Yeah. Good. Yeah. Pirate it. Did you go see it? I heard it was fresh. And then I went to this restaurant where they're showing it pirated. Hi, can you come downstairs? It's Karen. I'm waiting. Oh, that's Karen center. Full calling right here. My cell phone. I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but we have another star that is here to join us. Are you downstairs, Karen? We're kind of in the middle of something. Do you want us to go downstairs, Karen? Yes. Who are you with? Are you with anybody? Hey, can you come on downstairs? I'm waiting. Okay. Are you waiting? Because we can probably go downstairs. Come on. Okay. I'm going to send somebody downstairs. Can we stop the show? Can we stop the show? We need to go downstairs. Send somebody downstairs right now. Are you there, Karen? Okay. She's downstairs. Can we send somebody downstairs for Karen centerfold? She's downstairs. Karen centerfold is downstairs. I'm not sure she wanted somebody to go downstairs. The later you are, the bigger star you are. I know adventures in babysitting, toy soldiers, Fox and the Hound even. And I know about that, but this is Karen centerfold. Raw talent hour with Karen centerfold. She's going to get pissed if we don't treat her right. We've been around stars before. Have you ever met Karen? No. I can't say I have. Have you heard her on the show? Have you heard the legend of Karen centerfold? I only listened to the show I was on. Oh, okay. That's very honest of you. What did you think of the show that you were on? Did you have fun? Are you kidding? It was great, right? Yeah. Can you believe we're still here? We had a fun ride over here, man. We almost got into a few accidents and stuff, but we made it. We were hauling balls. Yeah. But we made it on the minute, really, honestly. We were here right at 10. Yeah. No bullshitting. Didn't start at 10 because I'm supposed to be here earlier because I have to load up the show and stuff. You have responsibilities. We made it alive, at least, you know? We're living. We did. No, no, no. It wasn't too dangerous. We're alive. Everybody's here. It was a two-for-one special tonight. Thank you for giving me a ride. Appreciate it. That was cool. I like your neighborhood, man. It has, like, nice... It has, like, a nice area in there. There's, like, some crack areas and some, like, crackheads and stuff hang out and stuff. So where are you living now? I mean, what's the address exactly? Yeah, we want to go there. The address? Yeah, the exact address. What are you, the bling ring? You want to come and, like, wear my fuzz? I live at Burbank Studios. Yeah, that's awesome. I camped out in the old Walton's house because I really have nothing else. So you just lay there and say goodnight all night long? Yeah. Goodnight. Goodnight, kids. We're going to go smoke weed in the Walton's house. I'm going to try to convince them on the way back. Is it cool if I grab another beer out here? Oh, sure, man. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Go for it, man. Oh, yeah. We got halfway through our introductions. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Excuse me. So, uh... Somebody told me they did smoke weed on the Walton set. I'm just saying. Really? Yeah. Who was it? I was like, I'm not going to say. Was there a lot of weed smoking going on with all the, you know... With all the other child actors and stuff? And did you partake in it? Let's be honest. There was Adam Rich, I think, had... Oh, yeah? ...been notorious and, like... Wasn't he driving, like, the wrong way? Okay, Adam Rich sounds familiar. He's like... Eight is enough. Oh, okay. That guy. Yeah, yeah. So, of course, that guy, yeah. Allegedly, he broke into a pharmacy to get pills and allegedly he drove past a police barrier and was driving in a closed set. And he was like, can you pull over? Did he hang out with Willie Ames pre-Bibleman? Willie Ames, Bibleman. Now, that... Bibleman. I got suckered in. I was watching Bibleman. And I was like, this is good shit, actually. He has fun with it. I think Willie's got a good... He ain't no fucking Kirk Cameron. He's, you know, he's always been Buddy Lembeck to me, but he's Bibleman, too. Kirk Cameron all of a sudden became, like, all religious, right? He wasn't, like, raised that way. Just, like, went crazy one day, right? Um... I think it's been there pretty much the whole time. He's pretty good. Wholesome, great family, very supportive of his career. I remember I was a guest on The Growing Pains. Yeah. Not so much my talent, but I had the agent that was the father of Tracy Gold, who played his sister on The Growing Pains. It was like, eventually I'm gonna be on Growing Pains. And, uh... Hello? Hi. Hi, Coogan. Welcome. Hi. Did you get freaked out right now? I was looking at Keith right now. I'm listening. I was listening to Keith, but then I also saw Karen Centerfold coming in, and she just sat down next to Keith, and then Keith right now looked like all, like, surprised and stuff right now. Happy Easter, everybody. Happy Easter, Karen. Happy Easter. Hey, Karen, this is Keith Coogan. He's the host of The Call Sheet. I know who he is. Mm-hmm. Yeah, in fact, he's great. He's the grandfather. It was Uncle Fester in the Addams Family. That's true. Mm-hmm. Yeah, one of my favorite reruns, you know? And, um... And, um... Uh-oh. Yeah, I mean, I love it a lot. Uh-oh. I totally love it a lot. Did you see how she grabbed the mic? She's all, give that to me. Yeah, I go to kind of lean it over. I'm like, I want everyone to hear you, and she fucking grabs it. I forgot my whiskey. I gotta bring you some whiskey and beer later, so show me your T-shirt. Oh, yeah. Oh, I already screwed the mic. Oh, it says... Yeah, that's the other way. Okay, so... We're all... Okay, is my voice coming in? Yeah, your voice is coming in great. Happy more music radio pod anniversary, Karen. Oh, the Goonies. Never Say Die. Oh, I love it. I totally love it. You know? That's awesome. So, anyway, I'm gonna invite all of you to a very important art party. Where? That's the best art that I like. It's important art. On April 13th. Mm. Like, all these photographers, that have photographed me naked for years, will be there. And Amy Darling, and Amy and Leva Schneider, and all these people are gonna be there, all these rock and roll bands and stuff like that. Oh, okay, cool. So that's at Sanchez on Sunset. So what else is happening, Vince? Well, Keith was just telling us right now some stories about some actors before you burst in. Oh, I'm sorry. Let's go back to... Thanks a lot. Let's go back to... Keith. I don't know what the fuck I was talking about. Oh, okay. All right. I have no fucking short-term memory. Let us continue. Wait, who's all here? I would love... Because you introduced me, and it's just really foul to not introduce everybody at this round table. Well, Karen Centerfold is sometimes like a tornado, though, that will come in, like a Hurricane Karen. And, you know, sometimes, you know... She snuck the fuck up on me. You know there is a rainbow after a hurricane, all right? Yeah, that was really messed up what she did to Texas, by the way. Yeah. Right, right. So, anyway, what else is going on, Vince? I'm saying how it is our one-year anniversary. Remember, you did the first More Music Radio pod a year ago. I did, and plus, I did it with Matt Teardrop. Yeah, Manhattan Murder Mystery. And I still want that recording of when we sung Smoky Mountain. You don't have a computer, though. My computer's down, but Greg Gomburg will do it for you. You met him last week. Yeah, Greg Gomburg of the Centimeters, right? Right, right. What happened to Da Benny of Tleilax Music Machine? Oh, you know, I've got the show I did with him, and I'm going to do a thing where I film him as Jesus, Jesus. And, like, when I film him as Jesus, like, all of his followers will be holding up palms just like Easter Sunday. Right, okay. And what about that producer that ran over your phone? Are you religious? Are you Catholic? Are you celebrating Easter? I'm Muslim, Catholic, Jewish, and Hindu. What? That's a lot of paperwork. I think her mic might have popped out. Circumcision. Are you circumcised? Vince, what did you say? Okay, never mind. What? Remember that producer that ran over your phone, and then also you had sex with somebody recently? Tell us about that. I just wanted that producer to wear a rubber. Don't you have a boyfriend right now? I'm not getting along with him. So demanding, Karen. What happened? Isn't that California law? If you shoot porn in Van Nuys, you got to wear a rubber? I told Robert if he wanted me to take the rubbers off him, he can marry me. Who's Robert? He's my boyfriend. He's my boyfriend. All right, what's he look like? Is he cute or what? He's overweight. He's 61 years old. He's good looking. I love him. Sounds gross. But I want him to keep his word, you know, and he's not doing it. What's the matter with him? Doesn't he know that he has a good woman? He's got problems. Me and Keith were saying how we have good women, you know? Fuck yeah. Shout out to Janet. Thank you. Love you, honey. Oh my God. Well, if you have good women, tell them the truth. You know, you better be honest with them. I would like to say hi to my girlfriend, Jen, as well. Hi, babe. How are you? How are you? I'm thinking about you right now. You're right. That was- Miss Centerfold, you're absolutely right because women, I want every guy to fucking listen to me who's in a relationship. They got your back. They're not going to tell you anything or suggest, really, you're going to wear that? They're not going to do anything like that unless they want the best for you and your unit and your family. Just fucking listen to them. I like it when they treat my unit right, too, you know? It's hard to listen to them because they always say different things, though. Good one. Good one. What was the Nirvana song? Radio Shifter Unit. What was the, in utero, Radio Friendly Shifter Unit? Wait, wait. I don't know. I don't know anything about music. Nirvana's thing? Who is that? Alice in Chains or something? I don't know. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm being handed cards. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you got to be on point, man. She'll bust out pictures and start passing them out and stuff. You got a printer and this is- You're getting a boot camp. Classy. April 12th to April 29th, captured LA Live. April 12th. It starts on April 12th. Is Kent Glepp, is he part of the chicken heads? Uh-uh. No, he just has a weird Muppet head. Who's that? Sorry. By the way- We're looking at a postcard right now. Yeah, if you want to join this very interesting and focused conversation, you can call 800-893-9562. Yeah, Karen decided to hand out some flyers to us, which work very well on radio. Yeah. So we'll read out what she- Describe what's on them. Hand it out. It's a- The Sancho Gallery presents Captured LA Live, a group exhibition of- You know what? Why don't we try giving Poor Man a call? April 12th to April 29th. Why don't we just fucking jump in and let's call Poor Man. How about that? You got his number? Yeah. Hey, you know- Hey, Poor Man actually sent me a message earlier and said he's not available tonight. Oh, he did? Yeah, he did. Why did he say that? Well, there are four hours ahead. He was making a movie in New York or something and- Hmm. He said he was- He was busy all day and exhausted, you know. Really? Poor Man. Should we just call him anyway? Probably, yeah. Yeah, let's just call him anyway, man. Okay. Yeah, let's call him. Yeah, you know, we're supporting his show, you know. He's going to be advertising the More Music Radio pod on his killer show. He's going to advertise- He's doing a show in- Do you know who Poor Man is, everybody in this room? We're all LA people, right? I remember Poor Man. Yeah, we're all old people. So like on K-Rock, there was this guy. So for people who are- They fired him. Listening in the Sudan, if you understand English, Poor Man is a DJ from LA. And in the 80s, he was very popular, so. And welcome. Yeah, they fired him. Yeah. Like he's got too much character and personality disorder. Yeah. I did the dirtiest show with him in history on Channel 56. Sounds like it's ringing. So, are you a fan of his? Are you kidding? I'm an enemy of his. Can I use your headphones just for this? Yeah, I'm gonna use mine. You sure can. Here you go. Thank you. Hey, Keith, I just got a text from somebody saying that they can't believe that you were on Knight Rider. Yeah! Oh, I love it. Tell us about Knight Rider, David Hasselhoff, man. What was that about? He's the pimp, man. David was very happy to be working, and on the show, he was very funny, and would like invent stuff in the car, and like, this button, there's like normal. There's pursuit mode, and then normal, but normal is spelled N-O-R-M. On the thing, you go normal. That's normal. And he pushed it, and he would do the voice for normal. He'd be like, I'm normal. Driving your car. And it was... So, how was... What kind of car was Kit? Was he cool, like, behind the scenes? Karen, are you gonna leave a message? It's poor man's answering machine. No, are we not doing that? Oh, I thought we were. Karen! No, but, I mean, Knight Rider was my favorite... This is Dan and Vince from the... Yeah. Yeah. The More Music Radio Pod. I think, are we still on there? No, it's... Good God damn it. Yeah. It's okay. I'll take control of the show now. You know what? I'm not here. All right, you got this. I'm out. I want to know about... You're pulling a Very Be Careful, which on the one-year anniversary of the More Music Radio Pod, a retrospective of that... That's exactly what the guy from Very Be Careful said. He said, you know what? That's it. I'm out. I'm just a little pissed because I never got my introduction. I've been sitting here for like 20 minutes. Dan is here. I'm gonna leave a tour right now. All right. Yeah, great. All right, I'm here. I'm here, guys. All right, thanks. Going home. All right, guys. Let me hear about Knight Rider because Knight Rider was my favorite show. All right? As me. Okay. Totally. Yeah. So did everybody get a look at the flyer and we're all like on the same page here because I want to do a radio show now. Okay. Okay. Cool. All right, let's do it. That would be the intro and now it's time for songs. Yeah. Why don't we play a couple songs and we'll be back on the More Music Radio Pod. On the More Music Radio Pod. All right. All right. Everybody get their fucking heads straight. All right. Y'all need an officer at my house at 4315 San Juan Avenue. Tell me what's going on. My son is disrespectful. He stole my card on Sunday. He was the officer card being told my card was stolen. He's not coming home from school. He's just now getting in. He's going to do volunteer work at the Bambi Girl Club. I'm worried sick to death. He is disrespectful little motherfucker. I need an officer out here before I be committing to 187 because I'm about to kill him. We don't beat him. Ma'am, how old's your son? He's 15! Right? And I need help! And if I don't get it, I'ma kill this motherfucker with this hammer! And I swear to God, if you don't send no motherfucker officer out here, I'm a bitch, gonna be blood spatter, every motherfucker gonna be an OJ Simpson in this motherfuckin' house! I need an officer, and I need him out here quick! I'ma gon' commit to beat his motherfuckin' ass, and I hope you recorded every fuckin' thing that I'm sayin', cause I'm sick of tyin' this motherfucker! Ma'am, what's your name? Monica Wilson! Okay, do you have a hammer with you, sis? I sure do, I got a motherfuckin' hammer with me! I should crack you in your motherfuckin' head right now, you little bitch! Okay, can you put the hammer down? No, I can't put no hammer down! Get the motherfuckin' officer out here! Listen, what- Cause if y'all wanna pass him off, I'll be livin' a motherfuckin' kid ass, put me in jail! Well, so be it, put me in jail, cause I'm about to beat this motherfuckin' brains out! I'll burn him in this motherfuckin' wall, I'll take his motherfuckin' ass out! Okay, listen- So you gon' get an officer here, or I'm gon' kill this motherfucker! Listen- And you better do it moving! Listen- Hey there? The More Music Radio Pod! Broadcast the international downtown Los Angeles on skid row dot LLLLLLL On tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape So let's sing, cause my head's stinking I'm talking to space So let's sing, cause my head's stinking I'm talking to space I have to learn to believe Stranger, father, and enemy Pick my head from the sun And my brain is a victim Kill some kids and scars in my face And at the end it's gonna be Cause it's a bad idea, my brain I'm living a lie, so let's sing Cause my head's stinking I'm talking to space So let's sing, cause my head's stinking I'm talking to space So let's sing This is Harlow and Mr. Tease and you're listening to More Music Radio Pod at skidrow.la More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod More Music Radio Pod! Joe, can Keith have some earphones so I can talk to fucking Keith Coogan on the fucking more music? Motherfucking radio motherfucking pod. There's eight people here. There's six microphones. What the fuck do you want us to do? Yeah. There's some crazy math happening up in here, man. Yeah, did you? We just heard some good music right now. All right. I'm in a little better mood right now. I was throwing shit around and I got into a fist fight with the parking lot attendant a little while ago because he took my five bucks and I was like, you know what, motherfucker? Remember me, fool? He's down there now. Can I get that piece of paper, please? Yeah. Yeah. Everything's okay now. All right, man. You know, fucking people are fucking angry tonight, man. So, yeah. I got this. I got this. I'm angry tonight. Hey, hey, hey. Hold up. Jesus Christ. Okay. Who wants to take control of the fucking show? All right. Who wants to start calling the fucking shots? I just want to remind people that the Plexi Killer here tonight. Yeah. We didn't even get to finish going around the fucking table. See, you think I'm sitting over here just being an asshole for no reason. I'm like interrupting you. Oh, okay. There's a reason behind it. There's an actual purpose. There's a reason behind it. I love liner notes. I really do. No, I love liner notes. I love production. How people went about recording their things. I'm a freak about reading George Martin. And how did you guys record a DIY? Do it yourself. How did you guys record that? How many instruments? How many tracks? What was the process? What? What? What? Now Keith Coogan is fucking up the show? Jesus Christ. I fucked it up. I'm just pleasing you, man. Come on. You know, this is like I'm teasing, right? Everybody's like, God damn. He's being kind of an asshole right now. Like, it's called joking around. Come on. Everybody relax. You guys want to hear something funny? Yeah. Yeah. So like I read, I always say I've read and just somebody told me, Jeremy told me about it. But Jeremy told me. You ain't rich. It sounds better when I go. I read, I read in the paper the other day, you know, Chevy Chase, man, is having like a feud with the producer of that community show. And for a while I've had the recording of the Chevy Chase call with this guy fucking, you know, chewing out the producer. But like, I didn't want to play it because I don't want to get anybody in trouble, you know? I won't say where I got this, but here's a, here's the, a better copy of the, uh, this is basically, yeah, this is, this is like right off of Dan Harmon's machine. Um, uh, what do they call that? Allegedly. Okay. So here, check this out. Let me see if this thing's going to work. All right. Check it out. This is funny. I love this. I hope you're ready to take your medicine, your, your, your, your medicine, you fat fuck. You didn't give us a scripture you can't live. So nobody knew what the fuck was going on that we're doing during the week. Second of all, you've got damn bad writing shit. Stinko fuck script was abomination. Uh, and your writing is getting worse and worse. So suck my cock. Second of all, I don't get talked to like that by anybody. Certainly not in front of my wife and daughter. You've got damn asshole, alcoholic, fat shit. You're going to live to be about 57. It's your lucky the way you eat. I got nothing to say to you except you can suck my cock. Okay. Is that clear? And I hope you can play that for everybody around you who agrees with you that I should say, you should say fuck you in front of all of those people to me and my family. You think that's the right way to behave? If you are here right now, I fucking kick your fucking teeth out. You know that you're nothing to me. You're a billion. You're a billion. There are a billion of you I've worked with before. You're not funny. You're okay. You're just okay. That tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape tape Charlie Sheen fallout and everything that went back and forth between Chuck Lorre. That's, yeah, you know, people get coffee thrown in their face. People are insulted and egos are crushed. So here's the story behind that. So I guess there was a community was doing their, they were about to do their final episode. And they're going to wrap the season of Community. And supposedly Chevy Chase didn't like the script. And he refused to go out and do it. He said he wanted it rewritten. And, I mean, throughout the years, you know, that he was on the show, like he's like, he's known for being like really difficult and kind of an asshole and shit. Not by the cast. The cast was like, he's great to work with. Oh, really? I mean, I've heard a lot of fucking really shitty things about Chevy Chase. They've come out to. I've heard Chevy Chase being an asshole. Remember that feud that he had with Howard Stern and stuff? You know, like Howard like got right under his skin. And you could see like the true nature of like Chevy Chase. And I love Chevy Chase, man. I love the vacation movies, especially Chris, the Christmas vacation. I think that's a, that's my favorite one. You can't think of Saturday Night Live and classic Saturday Night Live without thinking of Chevy Chase. And he only did the first season. Meanwhile, everybody on Saturday Night Live hates Chevy Chase. Like usually when they have like roasts, like all the friends will go like, you know, for their roasts and stuff. But like Chevy Chase didn't have anybody. I think maybe Dan Aykroyd made him one. He's 68 years old. What are you? What are you? What do you want? Yeah. I don't know. I just think that's interesting though. I mean, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I hate him. I like him. You know, um, you know, I mean, what do you want? I mean, Saturday Night Live. Uh oh. Is a square type of a show anyway. I mean, the only thing they've done, they've had a real rebel, Lindsay Lohan go on there. You know, I should do a show. I should do Saturday Night Live. But they don't like the nude stuff I've done. And the cursing. Karen, sorry. Weren't you there when, when Fear played at Saturday Night Live? I think I saw you. Oh no, dear. I've never been up there. I've met Lorne Michaels. I remember that. I thought I saw you when you were very young. But, uh, but, um. Have you ever blown anybody from Saturday Night Live, Karen? Yeah, but I can't talk about that right now. Oh, why not? Let's just talk. That's exactly what I want to talk about. That's what I'm aiming for. Because, man. Because. Why do you think I asked that question? Because, you know, um, my agent told me not to. Oh yeah. Who's your agent? And let's get him on the phone right fucking now. I can't tell you that right now. He's a sling. Buck Waldenson. Hey, so Keith, but like, I mean, you're in show business. What do you think about that, uh, message, man? And he's, right now he's suing. Don't air your dirty laundry. He's gonna sue, he's suing Dan Harmon for, uh, oh, I didn't even finish the story. So anyway, at the wrap party, like these guys just didn't get along, right? Yeah, Dan Harmon called him out. He's like, uh. He made everybody tell him fuck you to his face. Yeah. Like the whole place. He sang a song or some shit like that. And Chevy walked out. Yeah, everybody at the count of three say, fuck you, Chevy Chase. And they did it. And he got insulted. And he's like, oh. In front of my wife and daughter. Which is pretty fucked up, you know, but I don't know. I mean, is it, is it just two assholes, you know, that are going at it? Does it matter? Is it interesting? I think it's interesting. How come I love that so much? Am I an asshole for loving that? No. What do you guys think? Everyone likes to watch a car wreck. Yeah. And, uh, conflict. A man is born. Mm-hmm. And he's raised and has a great career and great family. And then he dies. Mm-hmm. Not very interesting, is it? Yeah. You want conflict. You want to know the struggle. Yeah. And the push of the rock up the hill. What do people fight in? Yeah. I like it when people are fighting and yelling at each other and stuff. Isn't that life? Isn't that kind of like how life works? Yes. And plus he has his own street. Yes. Chevy Chase. Yeah. In Glendale. In Glendale. Yeah. There's a reason for that. He's a Nazi. Have you seen this lamppost there? Oh, don't say those dirty words right on the air, you know? I mean, that's not where it's at. Tell us who you blew from Saturday Night Live. I think you're bullshitting. Did you? Oh, I'm bullshitting. Brett Armisen. No, it was Steve Ving when she was there when Fear was there. Will Ferrell. Yeah, let's go through the list. Oh, I don't want to talk about it. I have to do my book called... She's not a real name dropper, is she? No. I know, no. I am. I'm terrible. I do what my agent says and I'm trying to do a book called The Blonde Angel, you know? Hey, so who do you know, Keith? I understand you know the guy from the toy, man. I heard the last episode of the... Of the... Of the doll sheet with Scotty Schwartz. Remember that guy, Master Bates? Yes. Yeah. Do you remember a few days ago when he did that radio show? Do I remember? That was like decades ago. That was great, man. What'd you think, man? So what... So, okay, so you've done acting. You were telling me that you've done like sales. You've done like a lot of things. Like you're a very well-rounded person. So now you're doing a radio show. So what is that like to do a radio show here? It's challenging. It's new. It's new canvas. New, you know, some people do watercolors. Oil painting. And so this is a kind of new way to share. And mostly for actors, there's a script and a story. And you play a character. And this is more... You can, you know, share a little more of yourself. So are you learning anything about yourself as you're doing this show? And when you're doing it, do you feel like nervous about it? Are you holding back anything? No nervousness. You know, initially, yes. And one night, Earl Skakel, who's been joining me on the show. Yeah, yeah. And he's great. Very talented. Very funny stand-up. He rolls in the Rob Schneider crowd. Yeah. He's really good. Okay, so Rob Schneider is already like rolling in someone else's crowd. Yeah. And in Earl, he says Rob's very demanding. And he watches his acts and has notes. And like, you keep up with me. You got to like, you got to produce. You got to perform. And get out there. Earl's got a great perspective on his family. He doesn't talk about a lot. But Skakel was the married name of Robert Kennedy's wife. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. So he's a Kennedy, basically. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. So Earl's got... Well, bully for that guy. Sorry. You know, that's... So the radio show has been new. New format. You know, I listen to radio. I listen to great radio. Yeah. Left, right, up. Down. I listen to all. Right, Coogan. What do you... What do you... Right, Coogan. Okay, Karen Centerfold, you're trying to hijack the show right now. Don't tape over what she was just showing me. Okay, wait a second. This is bullshit right now. Because let me describe what's going on right now. Karen Centerfold, while me and Keith were talking, was getting the bass player from Plexi Kill, our other guests that are here tonight, to be the cameraman for her show. We're just being cameramen now. And she's actually starting a show right now and interrupting our show. But now, her show is on, so it's more important. It's more important now. Why'd you invite her if you don't want her to talk? This is why I invited her. Okay, good. What do you think? Don't bitch about it. Cool, right? We're supposed to bitch about it. Come on, man. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, we like that. And so, anyway, so anyway, yeah. I... Shit. What is going on right now, Karen? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm having a good time here at this radio station. What's up with the Sky Saxon and the Seeds and Iggy Pop? I did a movie. Yeah, can we get that bullshit out of the way already? I did a movie with Sky Saxon. Sky Saxon of the Seeds, and it's called Psychedelic Walk, and it's coming out pretty soon. Yeah. No, no. Keith tried to touch the mic, and, like, he was... And Karen was totally going to, like, punch him. Karen, like, holds that mic like it's a penis or something. She's not going to let go of that. I know, I know. I was scared for you, Keith. I thought, like, she was going to hurt you. You keep telling me, like, Aunt Jeremy is, like, on axis and, like, speaking to the mic this way, and if you speak this way, they get it. And so I was trying to help her out, and, you know, like, sorry. Hey, I tell you what. Mics are penises, aren't they? I tell you what. I tell you what. If all of you will be just quiet for a few minutes... I don't... Fuck up. ...and listen to me, I will tell you the truth about four people that are popular and unpopular... Karen, I have to interrupt. ...about the rock and roll scene. Karen, I'm sorry. Please do not just let her get through this shit, please. I have to interrupt, because when is your next talent show? I'm doing... I'm presenting it in June. Are you going to have live bands playing? I am. I'm doing it with Adam Papican. So are the Mormons playing? I'm going to get you back, yeah. They better fucking play. You always fucking say that, Karen, and you never have the Mormons play your shows. You're always bullshitting us. I've offered you shows. You've made so much money off of us already, off of the raw talent, and now we've made that appearance. Listen, listen. Let me say... Let me talk about four people really fast, okay? I'm serious. All right. All right, so I need your signs. This is bullshit. No, it isn't. Vince. I need everybody's silence. Okay. This is fucking bullshit right now. Oh, no. I'm going to be quiet, okay? This is bullshit. Hey, Vince, do you want me to talk about four people or not? Okay, okay, okay. I'll be quiet. I don't know. I don't know if I want that to happen. Go. I'll be quiet. I don't want that to happen. It's crazy. I'll be quiet. Okay. This is bullshit. To begin with. To begin with. Okay. Let me talk about my friend, Don... I'll be quiet, but this is bullshit, though. Okay, go ahead. Don Bowles. All right. Don Bowles, the drummer of the Germs. He is awesome, and... He's been here. Can I talk about him for a second? Yes. He's talked about himself a lot. Tell us about Don Bowles. Can I have all of you be quiet so I can read off a list? All right. We'll be quiet. Okay. Let me tell Los Angeles... This is bullshit, though. No, it isn't. Vince, can I have the floor for a few minutes? All right. Okay. That means... But only if... This is Patrick. If we're on the next... Caller, you're going to have to be quiet, too, because Karen's not playing. Once the last one was really cool, he got naked, and we didn't play it. Okay. Hold on a second. We're playing the next one. We have 59 minutes left. Time is precious. Please give her her time. My God. We have a caller, too, and you're all fucking around. Yeah. Can we make the caller wait for a few minutes? All right. Caller, are you on the air? Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you here to serve your fans? Yes, I am. All right. Yes, I am. Hi. What's your name, caller? My name's Mike. Hi, Mike. How are you doing? You sound cute. I'm doing really good. Hey, Mike. How are you guys doing? Mike, you sound cute. Am I right? Am I wrong? Hey. Sounds like a dude. Do I have it wrong, or is there like a band on that you guys are supposed to talk to tonight? Yeah, you're actually very right. Yeah, well, we have Alfredo here from Plexi Kill, and we're actually going to be playing this show at All Star Lanes. Is that what you're calling about, sir? Yeah, yeah. That's what I heard about. So what's their name again? What's your name first, man? Mikey. Mike. Mike wants to know about the Plexi Kills, and they're playing... When? Where are they playing? That's going to be April 12th. That's the Thursday night. At the All Star Lanes. Everybody, Alfredo from Plexi Kill. It's Alfredo from Plexi Kill. Thank you, guys. And this is our old friend, Alfredo from Plexi Kill. Okay, so let me just tell you guys, this is a really, really good deal. Very good deal. You pay $10 to get in, and that includes your bowling for the whole night. What the fuck? Are you serious? So you know how expensive bowling is right now? All Star Lanes is a huge rock. Oh, shit. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Hold on a second. Did you just kiss Karen Centerfold, Keith? Uh-oh. Okay, you don't have to make out with Karen Centerfold if you don't want to, Keith. But who doesn't want to? I'm sorry, Alfredo. Did you see that? That's kind of weird. That's all right. That's all right. I'm going to bring a lot of people to see Plexi Kill at the All Star Lanes on the 12th. Reset. Reset. Let me try to just get back to the point here that I was trying to make. Very, very cheap. $10 to get in. You're going to have to boil your lips now, Keith. And you bowl all night. You catch a show. It's a great deal. And the Mormons are playing. And both are playing. Bad Luck Bandits, Adam West the Bat. What is Adam West the Bat? That's an interesting band name. Yeah. How does that work? They are a superhero punk rock band. They dress up as like. Adam West? No, they dress up as Batman. As Batman, but not quite. Just as Bat? As the Bat. Okay. Yeah. I didn't have to see that. It sounds good. Yeah, yeah. They're okay. That sounds awesome. I saw this thing. It was wrestling, but it was people in monster outfits, and they put up little cities. They put up little cities in the wrestling ring. Oh, that's cool. And they rolled around as like Mothra and Godzilla. I like that. Right. And bombed each other. They were like called the Bomb Something Club. I don't know. Look it up on the internets. That's pretty cool. Let's do that right now with the pizza boxes. Well, let's pretend it's like a little town. I just have to order like everything on every pizza. Okay. I'm a purist. And like, I need cheese. I need like pepperoni. What the fuck's this like? Hi. I want to. It's good talking to you. Call her. Hi. I have a. Call her. I have a question. I have a question. Wait. Because I was hanging out at All Star Lanes the other night. Did you get shot? And it's a pretty cool place. I don't know if you guys have been there. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Some guy was talking about a band, but he kept saying they were the Plexiglas. He was like, oh, Plexiglas. Sorry, Mike. Is that what they were talking about? Maybe. Maybe. They could have been talking about the Plexiglas when you walk in. He was like, Plexiglas. Plexiglas. I don't know. I think. I don't know. Keith is heading for a phone. A different phone. He's going to call him. He's escaping the More Music Radio pod right now. He's calling the cops. He's being molested right now. Anyway, the show is April 12th. Keith has to go to the bathroom all the time. He has to go. That's this coming Thursday. That is this Thursday, April 12th at All Star Lanes. It starts at 8 o'clock. And get there. And we're going to be there. $10. All you can bowl. All you can bowl. Eagle Rock. 9-0-0-4-1. And all you can shoot. That'll be on York. We will have. Eagle Rock Boulevard in York. We will have Bulletproof Vest available for people. You're going to need them. Eagle Rock. It's hardcore. I was going to college really close. You know. You know those guys. Yeah. Obama might be there. That's going to be fun, man. Because, I mean, it's actually a pretty good deal. It's like $10. It's a very, very good deal. $10. And you get to hear the bands. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. Band. You have to hear the bands. And then you can bowl also as well. And you can also drink some beers there because there's a bar too. Hey, Ben. You know. Hey, Ben. Yeah. Let me make. Did you know. Can I have the floor now? Can I talk right now? Vince is busy. That's what I go there for, you guys. I go there. I order myself a number one. Hey, Mike. Mike. What's your call? Isn't it great there at the All Star Lanes? Are you going to go on next Thursday? Could you call me? They'll give it. Hell yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Okay. I'm going to go and party my face off. All right. Sounds good. Now. All right. All right. All right. Let me. Let me. All right. You guys take care. All right. You know what? Bye. Karen, I think. Do we need a break? Yeah. No. No, no, no, no, no. All right. Now. I need a break. I don't know about anybody. I want to reveal the truth about four individuals. Okay. So please listen to me. Please don't interrupt me. And those four rock and roll individuals are Don Bulls, the drummer of the Germs. Oh, there we go. Don Bulls, the drummer of the Germs, has been my friend for years. He always comes to my rescue. He's like Atari. I do shows with him. Please let me talk. All right. Please let me talk. Do you have a vibrator on? What? Hey. Don Bulls. I'm trying to help you out because there's a very strong buzzing. You want to help me out? Be quiet. Okay. Let go of the mic. Turn your vibrator off. Yeah. Turn the vibrator off. I asked you to be quiet, Dan. I asked you to turn your vibrator off. That's not a vibrator. What's going on? What is going on? Is there something weird going on? All right. That sounds like a vibe. I'm being abducted by aliens right now. Is that what's going on? Hey. Oh, my God. I'm trying to repair it. Listen. Hold on a second. Don't do that shit. Don't do that shit. You really can't. Can I talk? No. Damn it. Hey, Jeremy. I want to talk to you. All right. You know what? Let's play a couple songs and we'll be back on More Music Radio. We need to be more delicate with the mic. It's not a penis. You know? Not that I would know. Campus students stunned to learn what this federal complaint. Oh, my goodness. The More Music Radio Pod. 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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 893-9562 Ichi, Hapyaku, Yakuza, Kugoroni! I thought it was going to turn out a lot better tonight. I was like really looking forward to tonight. Yeah, no kidding. That's what happens. Jeremy, you want to... Jeremy's in the studio now. We kicked everybody out. So, is Keith still here? I mean... Holy shit. Keith can do whatever he wants. Karen Centerfold went really crazy tonight. He should go home if he wants to go home. That's totally fine. She didn't know her strength. Is Keith okay? Did he get scared away? No, Keith ran away, man. He ran all the way down the block, dude. Yeah. He's down at Skid Row right now. Somebody catch him. Somebody catch him. I'm trying to buy some rocks. Yeah, I got to be here. You know, I... Oh, okay. They got him back. Keith's back. Wow. Hey, Keith. That one's not working. Here, yeah. Yeah, we're down a mic, so... Fuck, man. Karen... How much is that? What can you do with equipment right there? First piece of equipment at Skid Row Studios that was damaged. And it's... And there's no rules. There's no laws. It's, you know... Oh, my God. All government is local. I mean, it's kind of special in a way, actually, that Karen was the one to fucking... You know what? One year anniversary. You know what I'm going to do right now? Fuck shit up. I'm going to take the Jake Gallagher road and go like... I wasn't fucking using that mic anyway, so... Fuck. It was you that was using it. Hey, I don't even... I don't even talk on a mic. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't even talk on a mic. How much is that mic worth? This is an ElectroVoice RE320. It's worth $300. But, you know, it's like... Holy shit. ElectroVoice is the best in music. How is Keith going to be able to pay for that mic? I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he's got some of that babysitter money left, man. God damn, dude. She's probably making more in porn than I am in the set covered world. You know what? She looks very sad. I know she looks sad outside right now, but she can't come back in because she broke the mic and she was slamming the beer. That reminded me of the first show. It's really weird. What happened in the first show? This happened in the first show. Yeah, she got angry. She slammed shit and broke the table and the mic. Well, I see your anniversary, so... She almost broke a mic or something, right? She was like slamming it around and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And the table broke. We lost Plexigl. We lost them. They're gone. Yeah, they left. We lost Plexigl. I thought the whole show was over for a second. We just freaked out. Yeah, those guys took off, man. They were like, fuck. Does anybody have like hard liquor or something right now? Because I feel fucking... Dude, Jeremy, I'm really... Just drink extra beer. Okay. It kind of works the same way. If I have a certain bag here, I may have a whole bottle of tequila in there. Oh, dude. Would that work out? Yeah. I mean, I think for you, man, I'm really sorry that your mic is broken. No way, man. We're going to frame this, man. We're going to fucking hang it. Dude, we don't know for sure. Put Karen's face next to it. Could it be the cord? It happens sometimes. It's going to be, you know. You know what? I tried another mic and it worked fine. I just feel bad because when all this shit was going on with like Ham on Everything and Jake Gallagher and stuff, I'm like, well, at least like we never broke anything or did anything that stupid. You know what I mean? And then... I'm really... On behalf of myself and Dan, who makes more money than I do. So... So... So... Thanks for pointing that out. I'm really sorry about that for breaking your mic. That's all right. Don't cry over money. Money doesn't cry over you. I apologize for Karen's centerfold. We love Karen's centerfold, but we all know that... It's kind of like my fault too because I know that she can get very passionate and kind of nuts and stuff when she... Passionate. That was the whole fun of it though. It was like, that's the thing. And you kind of, you've got to kind of ride the edge a little bit, you know, but she will. If you ride it too hard, like we did, we weren't letting her talk and I was doing that on purpose. It's like... He wasn't getting it. Like, that's the whole point. It's like, we have her on here and we kind of like, you know, go back and forth and kind of like, you know, you know, and she gets really upset sometimes. And this time she got very upset and she like slammed the thing and broke the mic. And I wonder if she feels bad. We have a caller on the air. Caller from the 415 area code. You are on the air. What's going on? How's it sound? Is this a train wreck, our anniversary show? How's it sound? So what happened? I hear that we got some broken equipment there going on. Oh, this is the... Oh, man. No. This is the other... Oh, man. Our bosses are here. This is the guy who's going to get real pissed, man. We got to answer to our bosses now. He bought that mic. Oh, man. Yeah. You know, I only call in when shit happens. You know, I got to keep an eye on it. Oh, shit. We got in trouble. Oh, fuck. You know, this is an earthquake country. This is like real earthquake country. So stuff happens. It falls. It got to the point where Jeremy just got in trouble, too. Dude, that's our angel investor. Your general liability insurance should cover it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's what the whole enterprise... Hey, Joel, are we covered on this mic? Yeah, I guess so. Did we get it on video camera? You know, we can like tell the security guard... Did we get that? I think we did. I think we did. I think Bill was recording. Yeah. I got some pictures of it. Because there's a camera in the studio now, right? That's not recording. It's not recording? Oh, my God. Could you imagine if that was recording? That should have been recording. That should have been recording. That should have been recording. That should have been recording. It was kind of bedlam for a minute there. I don't know what was going on. I don't even know what bedlam means, but it sounds like a crazy situation. Those are some powerful fucking lungs right there, man, because she was screaming into this mic. We heard her in the control room like she was in there with us, man. It was fucking crazy. Yeah, and I think we had that mic shut down, and it was like she was still booming through the peripherals, man. I'm going to tell you how I fucked Iggy Pop. Turn off my mic. I wanted to hear it too, but, I mean, if she didn't, like, break the things, and, like, we could have got into it, but, you know, I don't know. I have a feeling the SNL cast member, she proclaims that role. Maybe a hand job. That's why she's hedging it. Yeah? I don't know. I believe that she might have. I just wanted to know the secret. I heard it was Garrett Morris. He's like that. He has that downtown thing going on right now. Still working. Yeah, he's got a show. He's got a show at the comedy club. He's on Two Broke Girls. Oh, yeah. Garrett Morris. You ever seen that show? Yeah. I love Two Broke Girls. It's totally in focus. It's like real life and shit. It's totally in focus. I hear every word. Combat boots and tights. That's great. It's totally awesome. It's like living in L.A. but in New York City and being Two Broke Girls. Who could afford that fucking apartment? Nobody. So I was watching. Not Two Broke Girls. That's for fucking sure. Hey, I got to take off, but you guys let me know if I should come down there and bust some fucking heads. I'm sorry, Joe. Hey, man. I'm really sorry. I really apologize for- Security is always needed at Skid Row. Thanks, bro. All right, man. Later. Have a good night, man. Later. Later, man. That's Joel, everybody. Skid Row Studios. That's the big wig. Fuck, I hate getting in trouble, man. I know. It sucks. Fuck, dude. I was actually more worried- I blame Joel for my continued involvement here at Skid Row. Yeah. He's like, I need to talk to you after the show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did earlier. I'm like, are these guys going to make up right now or something? Sorry. It's kind of weird. I know. It's weird. Are these guys going to fuck right now? What's that shit to talk about? No. Interest and participation deals and all that shit. No. You had asked me earlier before the fracas. Yeah. About the radio show. How did she hurt the mic? Was it physical damage or blowing it out? I think it was more just her passion. Yeah. It was sheer energy. How do you break that? Pure energy. What broke in that mic? Was it just like loudness going like, rawr? So, I'm not sure because this has never happened. I've never heard that before, like I said. But she was just, I heard her screaming into this mic. And I don't know. Can you damage a mic just from... I think it was more... Do you know what? Yes. Air pressure would damage the membrane over the mic and you're screwed. We should try to have Tony Bolas answer that question. I know. He would know that. He was actually saying that there's some mics that won't work in humidity. Like, he was saying that they were doing like a shower scene. Right. You know, steamy bathroom and all that stuff. And the mics would go out, you know, with the humidity. So, maybe it was like her, you know, like hot voice or something, you know. Maybe we're just making it too... And she's holding on to that thing like it's a fucking cock. And she's like... We were probably just making it too wet. Maybe we should test the mics. Because I... I have a tendency to do that. I brought some things to test the mics. It rained at Pinocho on our way up to San Francisco. Why don't each of us try to scream into the mics as loud as we can and see if we can break another one. And then we'll know that it's possible. I brought some musical instruments for everybody. Yeah. What do you got? So, I'm going to put these out here. Okay. That looks painful. All right. What are you doing? What are you making us do right now? Nothing. Oh, you got one of those? I'm so jealous. That's for you. That's really cool. You bought it at Urban Outfitters? Cool. I got one more thing. What are you doing? He's got the stylus. Can you just at least describe what you're doing? People can't fucking see you. Is that an amp? Okay. Musical instruments. I'm going... I would like to recite a little... I'm going to recite a little thing I did about things that I don't like. Okay. Something I'm upset about. I need musical accompaniment, though. Sure. I want to pass these out. Did anything that happened tonight have to do with your song that's going on tonight? Well, it has to do with that shark beer. Oh, okay. Thanks. But you're pointing to stuff and people can't see you on the radio pointing to things. I'm pointing to Great White Lost Coast Brewery. So, this is one instrument. Who wants this one? Raise their hand. You can see that on the radio. All right. Okay. All right. Let's just do this. All right. Let's make this happen. This is very easy. Just turn it on like this. Okay. That's how you hold it. So, who wants this one? All right. Sure. Have him take that one. And this one's a little more complicated. Yeah. Keith wants that one. You know it. Yeah, Keith wants that one. You see me, like, jealously looking. That radio comes with a stylus. All over it. Okay. And I wrote something I'm upset about. All right. Let's do this. So, let's... Okay. Put everything together. Ready? Here we go. A little lower. Up more. Can we please fucking do this shit already? Okay. Hello, ladies and logs. Patty here. Here to tell you about what I hate. Humanoid sharks with pectoral muscles on the Central Coast. Who do these fucks think they are? Who do these fucks think they are? Come to think of it, they're not even... They're not even human. They're not people. They're goddamn sharks that wear board shorts and see all the beach bunnies. Rabbits that I can teach how to peer when I need them most. Like when I'm crying myself to sleep after a long day of rummaging through my hot water collection. You know how much work it takes to keep a hot water collection at the proper temperature? I'm using a little... Humanoid sharks with pectoral muscles. Humanoid sharks with pectoral muscles. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. Prawns. All right. That was beautiful, Patrick. Thank you. Happy anniversary, everybody. Sweet poetry. Can you see the amount of improvement over the last 364 days? I mean, I can really feel it. It sounds a lot better. I feel bad now. Karen looks all sad now. She's sad out there. She's still here and she looks upset. I feel bad. She's in the bad kid room. We're all passionate. We're all passionate people. Uh-oh. Speak of the devil. No breaking nothing, Karen. Okay, Karen, we can use that mic over there. That mic is broken. Can you just don't touch the mic? You can say something on it. All right. Hey, I'm going to pay for the mic, and I tried to deliver a short speech. I was told by Vince that I could, and I'm going to do that tonight, and it didn't work out that way. Let's just everybody say sorry to each other, please. Can we just, you know what? I don't want to fight anymore. Kumbaya. I know. I mean, I am one of the most considerate people. I gave you your start on TV. Okay, now you're yelling. Now we're going to get upset. We're going in the wrong direction now. I don't want you to get upset. Okay, let's all just, okay, let's all take a deep breath. Okay, ready? One, two, three. This is a stern moment. Okay. This is the kind of thing. Oh, let's, let's. I'm going to give. Chevy, Charlie. You never even said anything about my new coat. This is how you can do it. None of you. It's nice. It's a nice coat. It's a nice coat. You know how I got this mink coat? You killed an animal. No. I got this mink coat the same way minks get each other. Okay. Can we just. Fucking, right? You got it through fucking? Hey, listen. I owe Jeremy an apology. Okay, let's hear it. Okay, I'm sorry, Jeremy, and I'm paying for the mic. Okay, thank you, Karen. And before I forget, I want to say something important, and that is that I want to promote, I want to try and see if I can get this old man, old man, old man that lives up on, he's nice to promote Skid Row Radio. Is he cute? For a wrinkled up old man that's in the radio business, yeah. All right, he can come then. Yeah, and. You don't like that? Hell no. He doesn't like that. What about this? Vroom, vroom, vroom. It's just. No? All right, well, what did you want to say, Karen? Okay, let's. All right, here's what I wanted to say. Okay, don't touch the mic anymore. Sorry, sorry. Stop fucking around. Don't play the music. Okay. Okay. What's up? Okay. We're pissing Keith off right now, which is weird. Oh, we are? No, we are. No, you're fine. I mean, you invited her. Give her her time. Okay. What's up? God, you're so nice, man. No, no, listen, listen. I want to say that Don Bulls has been a friend of mine for years and years, and he has always come to my rescue, and I've worked on germ shows, and I also want to say that Kim Fowley was wonderful. Like, when I was just a kid, I met him. I met him through my sister, and then he put me in a show at the Knitting Factory, and I opened up the Knitting Factory, and then I closed the Knitting Factory, and they're both awesome people. And then he got mad at me when I was at the silent movie theater for some reason. I don't know what. Maybe he was just getting older and grouchy. And I also wanted to say that Rodney Binghamheimer, or Rodney Biggis. He's a racist. I'm rocking Rodney. He is not. He is not your friend in the rock and roll scene. He is not the leader. Don't use your platform to negate anybody else. Because if you turn your white light up, don't attack anybody. Listen here, sir. I want to tell you that he is also Coogan. Honey, Coogan. Coogan. Coogan. Coogan. Coogan. Keith, darling. Why don't you just relax, Coogan? Right. I'm sorry. I had like a Red Bull today. Rodney Binghamheimer is Rodney Biggis. Rodney Binghamheimer. And I have posted that. Because. Because he would never let black people come up to K-Rock Radio to sell their music. Because he's prejudiced. He doesn't like cocoa butter? He is also anti-lesbian. And I love Dusty Street on K-Rock Radio. She was a star on K-Rock Radio, not Rodney Binghamheimer. What do you have proof that he's anti-lesbian or anti-black on promotion of music? I taped K-Rock Radio for 20 years. Just because you're in charge, man. You take the reins. You can tell that there's no black people on there. You are naive to doubt somebody like that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I mean, you're a great actor. I know. But you have not been around the block enough. And I intend to take you around the block. Now listen. Let's go. Let's go to Iggy Pop. Let's go. Let's go to Iggy Pop. I met him. And he was just really hard. But I learned. I learned songs from him. And he's going to be in my book. I do the female version of I Just Want to Be Your Dog. You know? And it's just awesome. It's awesome. How does it go, Karen? God damn it. Oh, I don't want to sing it right now. I don't want to sing it right now. Karen, can I ask you a question now? I mean, when I'm in the mood, I'll sing it. I'll play it. I'll play it. Don't touch the mic. Don't touch the mic. Don't touch the mic. I want to be a door. Don't touch the mic. Don't touch the mic. Over and over again. All right. Same thing. It's always like, it's just a lead up to something. But I don't get the fucking thing. I don't get it. It's always a lead up. What do you mean, Patrick? I want the next step. What do you mean? What do you mean? Button it. I want to hear the song. Button it. Miss Centerfold, I want to. If you want to hear the song, I'll have it played here if Jeremy wishes that and Vince wish it. That's a good play. Play it again. That's my instrument. I learned it. Patrick Keeney band. And when I met Iggy Pop. Karen, were you feeling bad out there? We were feeling bad in here. Oh, yeah. I was because I was just frustrated. What did you do to describe it? I wanted. I wanted. I really wanted to. Don't touch the mic. To get it filmed. All my statements. And here's what I discovered about how you're running the Skid Row Radio scene on Thursday night. It's just like a free for all. Well, no, no, no, no, no. You should have the patience in some respects. In other words, when Keith is talking about a movie he's done, I mean, I could listen to that for like 30 minutes at least. You were the one passing out flyers for at least 30 minutes. 30 minutes. I would fall asleep listening to myself. I am one of the biggest fans of your father, Uncle Fester. No, that's his grandfather. So you've called him my great-grandfather and my father. He's my grandfather. Grandfather. And so I love my grandfather. Great. You know, the story of the comeback. Yeah. He, a child star in 1921. Exactly. Through like 35. Karen was there. It was like he got old and pimples and they were like, I don't want to watch. I was not, Vince. And then he had a comeback in 64, I think, with the Addams Family. Yeah. And story of the comeback. Everybody loves people to come back. Karen was on the Addams Family. Did you see her in there? No. This is a cousin. Yeah, I was naked in the bathroom with somebody. Yeah. Surprise. They did do, they said that the Addams Family showed more affection, more love than any other family on TV. I know. And Keith, you know what would have been great that would have never happened with your great uncle? You're taking off your clothes. No, I'm not. Are you going to show Keith your tits right now or what are you going to do? What? What would have been great if I could have gotten your uncle to say the word whore in Oh, you want to get everybody. She tried to get Joe Escalante last week to say whore. You got grandfather, you got father, you got uncle. What is with the whore? I have no idea. What is with that word? I'm doing a film where... It's all about attitude. Okay. And I ask people that question and I ask them to get angry. Karen, Karen, not the... Please don't. Can you... Karen. All right. Can you... All actors are whores. Oscar winners, non-Oscar winners like me. I had a youth and film award or two. Right. But all actors are whores because we share something very personal, very private. Right. We come into everyone's living room. Exactly. You were in my bedroom weekly. Yeah, I play in front of people. And that you... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I do something personal as well and get compensated for it. Yes. And so myself as an actor, I totally identify as being a whore. And trust me, ABC... You're not. NBC, CBS... You're a respected, loved actor. Fox TV. Thank you. Pay me. I will. I will get a producer. After you pay for the mic. So you're going to have to wait. I will pay Jeremy for that. You know what? Upon meeting you... I knew there was a role for you in something I'm writing. And it's called Plastic. Do you want to be involved with Karen's Centerfold? Are you kidding? And the obsession with you. We just let him do it. And you would be great as the receptionist for the evil doctor plastic surgeon, like Robert England, kind of evil Svengali that convinces young actresses to become... I dare you to give Karen's Centerfold your phone number. Start young. You would be great as the receptionist in that film. And if you could help me get financing... Parts guaranteed. We'll go SAG. That'll be gross. That'll taste like salesmen in New York. Right? Does it have to be connected to the union, S-H-E? I've been 37 years union. I know, but see, I'm not SAG. You will become it. We will Taft Hartley you and you will become SAG. All right. And guess what? It's now SAG after. I bet you if you let those puppies out, you'll become SAG. And you're going to get both. You got a little bit of SAG there. Listen, Karen, you're going to get a SAG. You're going to become after. You're going to become TV. You're going to do radio. You can get paid the minimum rate. You're going to do radio. You're going to get paid the minimum rate, which is like 600 and something a day for regular, not regular. I don't mean to- And what do we call him? We call him Dr. What? Dr. Wetfinger or what? What do we call the plastic surgeon? Yeah, that's a good question. Dr. Stink. Karen, would you be willing to play this instrument? Oh, man. Come on. No more instruments right now, Patrick. Please. No, I'm just saying just to play it. Thank you for your card. What is Channel 36? It's a public access station Tom Warner has that I was on, and it was like 20 other stations before that. Yeah. You know what? Let's hear about that. We still got to play a couple more songs, and we are running out of time on the More Music Radio Pod Anniversary Edition. 23 minutes. 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Do it yourself. www.skidrow.la. www.skidrow.la. www.skidrow.la. www.skidrow.la. www.skidrow.la. You are listening to the More Music Radio Pod. I am not scared. Doubt shall not be afraid. Wow, it's been a hell of a night, man. It has. You guys notice how calm it is right now? At Skid Row Studios on the More Music Radio Pod? I know. Just imagine you were at a long day of work and you just finally got home and you're like, holy hell, what the hell just happened? That was awesome. Anytime Jeremy is actually in the studio rather than behind my board on the call sheet, plug away. I'm shamelessly plugging the call sheet. Saturday nights, 8 o'clock live. Jeremy brings a very calming, relaxing, accepting skidrowstudios.com kind of an attitude. Yeah, but he's freaking out right now. You don't know because this is like, he's like, he put like everything he has into this. And when things are like being slammed around, like I know he's fucking freaking out right now. I freak out a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Expensive shit. Yeah, man. Well, it sounds good. And like you said, she's a fucking tornado. Dude. Yeah. It's a it's it's it's like a price you pay to get that radio gold sometimes. Man, I know right now it seems that radio bronze. This is Karen's magical tambourine. Man, when you left it. Holy shit. Yeah. Where'd you go? Is she around here? When you play this tambourine, you become sexually ambiguous. I'm a hermaphrodite all of a sudden. You know what? And I wanted to I actually wanted to, like, have a conversation with Keith Coogan. And I had this stupid idea of just like, hey, well, why not? Because Karen Karen was was bugging me all day to get a good idea. Yeah, I know. Well, you know, sometimes you're like, oh, yeah, she'll be all over you. And it's be fun. And this is I did say that. Yeah. And I'm like, I've done. I've done with this shit before. And I don't want to be all over like Jeremy and all the porn girls. And she got along with Joe fucking psycho actresses. Every single actress in town is fucking out of their mind. Very tough. Much worse on girls than it is on guys, admittedly. So that's no third at me, dude. You did escape like I wasn't able to escape, but I would see you escape after. When so what was going through your mind? Were you here when that was going on? And like through another thing I wanted to ask you, like through all the stuff that you've done in your career, you've been in movies. Um, you your family is a well known you have the Cougar name. Did you realize I mean, did you ever like imagine that you would be here on the more music radio pod tonight? You know, after all that and you're here? Yeah, of course. Is that a good time? No. Yeah. Great. Okay, good. Because I feel bad when things are getting slammed around. Thanks for listening. Good. And Karen centerfold. And you're having a debate with Karen centerfold. Yeah. And like, you can get it's like a vortex. You get drawn into the vortex. You know, the only thing I'm thinking is how do you make that happen more often? Because you're right. It is a good entertainment and you don't want to manipulate or or too much when everyone's there's a director on a movie in there. They're to manipulate you. Right. Uh, to perform, um, dance monkey dance, uh, and you get paid well. And sometimes people that are paid the most are most reticent to take that. Yeah. work with producers and writers. I give it out to Chevy Chase. The sequence events I heard was he got script and he goes, listen, there's one scene. Let me talk about it. Perhaps do a rewrite. They didn't respond to him. Does that sound like Chevy Chase would be like that though? I'm out. Every story I hear about Chevy Chase is not like he's like a rational guy like, hey, look, I got this problem with this. Why did you cast him? He's a wild wire on the show. That's another point. Roll the dice. Who knows what the fuck he's going to say? It's brilliant. Community is richer because of his involvement. So respect him as a performer. That's to say fuck you, Chevy, at like a cast party, wrap party. Christmas vacation. No, it's fun to have time and, you know, time to have fun. Yeah. And, you know, great. We worked together. We made it through another season. Let's see what we get picked up. This is not a stunt to get ratings. This was an honest clash between egos and it should be in private. And usually it is. And that's why you invite movies. You know, you invite movie stars to come and do radio and talk and to find out more about this shit. If I was like, honestly, if I was on, I'm kind of on Chevy Chase's side with this. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of fun. I mean, honestly, you can tell anybody, you know, fuck you. You suck. Like in private. And like, that's totally, that's cool. Like, that's fine. It's just like you, you know, it's just like me, me and you, you're blowing it, you know, whatever. But like to do that, like in a public, like in a fucking room full of people, that's pretty fucked up. That is pretty fucked up. Well, if you heard that. If you heard the TMZ recording, it sounded like it was being played in a room full of people. And the recording they got was someone else recording the recording. Yeah. You know, like on their cell phone or something. So it was being played for a bunch of people, you know, on like a speakerphone or something. Yeah. Well, who would have had to release it? Who? Who is the person responsible for releasing a private communique between one performer who's contractually obliged to work for another producer? And he leaves a message going, you're a fucking shit. You, that was fucking not cool. Fuck you. I'll see you on set Monday. There's like a half a dozen of these kind of messages. I'll see you on set Monday. Yeah. Because Chevy's a pro and he will show up and fuck them. He will do his job. Goddamn right. He wants his check. He's not stupid like fucking Charlie Sheen. So I lay the, and Dan Harmon apologized. He goes, you're right. That's not a public forum. I'm sorry. Right. But he did fucking release that. Who else is going to release it? I think what he did is he played it. Like on a podcast or something. He has this thing called Harmon Town. It's like a podcast. I like the name Harmon Town. You know, it sounds kind of cool for a podcast, but he played it. And I think somebody, I think that's how somebody got it. You know, he was talking about it, played it. One of his friends was on another podcast, the Steve Dahl show or something. Dino was on a podcast talking to Steve Dahl about the situation and kind of like leaked this. What was going on there. And it just, Chevy Chase was supposedly sued, allegedly suing Dan Harmon for hurting his feelings or something, you know? I don't know. Who doesn't like Charlie Sheen? I can see both sides of it though. I mean, could you imagine you're going to do the last episode of a TV show? You're ready to, you know, there's money behind it. And this guy is like being a fucking, you know, he's being Chevy Chase, you know what I'm saying? I don't want to do it and you have to do it my way and all this stuff, you know what I mean? Well, last episode of the season, it's possible that the dialogue in the show is going to be the same. It's possible that the dialogue in the show is going to be the same. He signed on to be part of the TV show too, you know? No, it's possible the dialogue in that one scene had something to do with the future negotiations. What if the dialogue was, listen, I'm going to take a sabbatical. Yeah. What if it was something like that could affect whether he's on the show next season and then paying his bills? So maybe he's like, I want to talk about this. It sounds like you're taking this in a direction. What happened was it was going to get canceled and it didn't get canceled. That's what happened. Oh. Community was going to get canceled and it didn't. Okay. So that's all I know. Okay. But I mean, is there any gratitude for, because they kind of resurrected his career a little bit, you know? I mean, what was Chevy Chase doing after that? Well, I mean. Bringing viewers to community. What does he need them for? Yeah. There's nobody on that show. Joe McHale. What was he doing before that? Who cares? Why does everybody hate him? He's done his time. I don't care. I'm a Chevy Chase fan. I like Chevy Chase. I like watching movies. I don't have to deal with them. But I mean, I could see. Somehow there's fucking two sets of assholes and it's like, you know, I mean, you can see one side of it and you can see the other side of it. And I understand you're an actor, so you would side with the actor and the talent part of it, you know? With the labor. No. Well, how would you feel if you were working in a company? I think it might be hard to produce a TV show. How would you feel if you're working in a company, you're working for, you know, you're selling paper and your company, your boss at the Christmas party says, fuck you, Bob. How would Bob feel? Come on. Same thing. And I think that. They should all just have a chill pill and calm down. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. We can't smoke weed in here, Karen. Well, I mean, he's a good actor. I had to show him, you know? Yeah. And besides that. How do you even know Keith Coogan does smoke weed? I mean, we don't know that. This Dusty Bull. This is here. Thank you. That Dusty Bull is good stuff. That's a good porn name. Dusty Bull. Dusty Bull. I know, man. Isn't it? All right. You know, we were listening to some music. Did he play drums? I want to say the name. Hold on a second. God damn it. Fuck, man. Let me read off the name of the fucking songs we played. I never read the name of the songs. Okay? So we heard. Oh, hi. How are you doing? You're with Patrick tonight, right? It's my real life girlfriend. Oh, hi. What's your name? Don't be jealous. I'm very jealous. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We got like, we got like eight minutes left. We need to wrap this up. We got to fucking do it right now. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. For Skid Row Radio. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. For my, my chits and my new website, which is Karen. I'm getting all these rock stars, actors, and they're saying embarrassing things. You don't even know who you are, Karen. Okay. No, no, no. I have a friend. Leva Snyder. Vince is talking, Karen. I'm sorry. Vince. What's happening? No. No. Go crazy. No. No. Right. Right. What's going on? What radio show is going on right now? What radio show am I on right now? Skid Row Radio in Los Angeles. Oh, okay. Cool. Okay. Located in a penthouse. Don't let the name Skid Row fool you. It's just named after some. It's just named after some wonderful, poor, unfortunate artists that live around the Skid Row Radio. And Jeremy is awesome to have created this. And I intend to make this a very famous radio station because it is a very hip one. Well, you've become infamous on this show once again. Just like, it's wonderful. It's an awesome radio station. Like, it's KXLU. Okay, seriously? It's North of Los Angeles. To me, I like it better than KXLU. I know. I like it here, too. I love it here. We haven't even really done a lot of... Vince. That's why I feel bad. Too many bands lately, but we want to do... Here's Jeremy. Jeremy. What's happening? I want to say that we heard the Dyslexics and Sketch Monster and Ninja Academy and the Bolides and the Plexi Kill, who you could see next week, next Thursday, April 12th. We're going to do a live broadcast over there at All Star Lanes, right? Yeah, that's over at Eager Rock Boulevard and York Boulevard and Eager Rock. Yeah, All Star Lanes. Los Angeles 90041. Google it. All Star Lanes. All Star Lanes. All Star Lanes. All Star Lanes. All Star Lanes. Yeah, and I intend to show up on one condition, Vince. Show up anyway, people. She'll be there, but you should show up. On the condition that Patrick will flash his dick like Jim Morrison did in Florida. And it's not really worth seeing. No, it is. It is. And I've been curious, you know, so I want to film you doing that. If you're willing to do that, I'm going to show up at the All Star Lanes on the 12th. Thursday the 12th. Well, it's not very impressive. If he flashes out his dick, will you whip out your tits and... Vagina. Yes, I will. And your dick. Okay. Yes, I will. I totally will. Before the time's up. Totally worth it, Patrick. I wanted to say... I totally will. Okay, hold on one second. I wanted to say, Vince, thanks a lot, man. Like, fucking, it's a year. Hey, man, thank you, man. Stuck out a year, man. I'm sorry it cost you a mic. Thank you, Greg. In that year that we did that. Yeah. I really appreciate... I want to thank Jeremy from the bottom of my heart for including me in his radio ambitions. He called me up. He called me up a little over a year ago and said, hey, I'm going to do this radio station. We're doing some stuff. Do you want to do a radio show? Do you want to do a radio show with me? What do you say? I said, fuck, yeah, I want to do a radio show. I've always wanted to do a radio show. And now, a year later, we did a repeat of the first radio show where Karen Centerfold broke everything. And even though things are broken, it got uncomfortable. Yeah, man. I'm really happy to see where... I'm really happy to see where Skid Row Studios is right now. I mean, we have Keith Coogan doing a radio show here. Well, thank you. You brought me to the whole network. That's right. I got a tweet. Yeah, I got a tweet. It was... Who wants a draft? It was five words long. Hey, Keith Coogan. Will you be on my show? Keith Coogan. And I said, sure. And that's it. I bet everybody's going to love Jeremy. Keith Coogan, I will do a photo of myself after the show where my tits are hanging out of this mink coat just for you. Perfect. Do you want to flash your tits for Keith Coogan right now? I want to do it while... I think you should. Right now. The cameras are in front of me. The radio, that's not going to really help the audience. So it's photographed then. See what's going on. We'll do it as soon as the show's over. But we're going to hear how it sounds when you're being smothered in her breasts. Oh, you can't really hear that, you know, because the mics are... You think these mics... How many movies have you done? These mics... How many movies have you done? 45. You're not even an amateur. 400 movies. You could be a professional. But that's... I would say you've got to see them because they were hard to do, you know? No, no, no. Still, porn industry. I knew Papillon. She was a neighbor. Is it porn, sweetheart? And until you do... I've done B movies. You'll like them. The Giuliamani Cristo. Oh, I apologize. I thought you... Giuliamani Cristo. You showed me something earlier that was porn. I'm in 40 bands in 80 minutes. I have that with me. So one movie you did was porn because the one you showed me earlier. Is this Skateco guy like nailed in as a co-host on your show? Because I think you might have another co-host opportunity. You could be a guest on the call sheet. We'd love to have you cross over into mainstream films. I'll do what it takes. And I'll play a nurse, you know, with the hat. What would be your... Sexy nurse name, though? That's exactly what it takes. Assistant. Linda Loveless' secretary. I didn't know that. They have that movie. That movie about Linda Loveless is coming out, by the way, about that 70s porno actress. We're playing it. Lindsay Lohan is going to be playing it. I don't think so, no. A tight movie with... Well, anyway, we're going to wrap up the show. It's about two minutes left in the show. And I still want to put you in a movie about Jesus. I love you. I have one thing to say. Long live the new flesh. Long live the new flesh. Yeah, James Woods. It's a new movie coming out. It's not about psychiatrists. I'm excited about it. I know what it's called. We're going to all watch it in the summertime. All right. And we love you. We love you so much. So listen to us every Thursday night because we intend to cleanse you. The Lord is real. Hallelujah. Okay. So despite all that, go to skidrollstudios.com. Find the donate page. Hook us up. Help our dreams continue so you can keep doing this and keep entertaining you. Show up here next week. And you'll be hearing a... A very special live podcast from the All-Star Lanes. Yeah. Where you can also show up and check it out. Yeah. Can I hear you say the word whore? Uh... Whore. Oh, that's awesome. One, two, three. What are we saying? Whore. Whore. Oh. One, two, three. That's awesome. You fucking happy now? Get your whore word. But thanks again to Keith and the Plexi-Kill will be there next week. Hey, you know what? I want to thank... I apologize to them. Yeah. We chased them the fuck out of here. It's okay. You know what? Hey, you know what? I think it's really important. I want to thank... I want to thank along with Jeremy and Joel, Skid Row Studios. I want to thank Sonia for running the board for the More Music Radio Pod. Everybody, round of applause for Sonia. Thank you guys so much. I want to thank Keith. I want to thank everybody doing shows here at Skid Row Studios. And I want to thank all the guests that have been on the More Music Radio Pod. There's too many to name and we've had a lot of really good shows. Slow clap. This is episode number 45. Yeah, man. It was a good year, people. Hey, Joe Escalante is rebroadcasting his show every day at 5 p.m. on Skid Row Studios. Oh, yeah. That's right. Joe Escalante is doing a rebroadcasting show over here on Skid Row Studios. Barely Legal Radio. 5 p.m. every day. Yeah. What time? 5 p.m. every day on Skid Row Studios. You'll hear Barely Legal Radio. Joe Escalante. Don't forget. That's a pop theater. Really? That's neat. All right, everybody. Hey, thank you guys, man. This was a fucking blast. And we will check you next week at the All-Star Lanes on the More Music Radio Pod on Skid Row Studios.com. Maybe another year. Maybe even another year. All right, then. Thanks a lot. Thank you, Dan. Good night, Vince. Good night, man. Thanks, Dan. I love that song. There's tons of more time. Sorry, Dan.