Straight at us. Skid Row Studios in downtown Los Angeles. It's the LaFrost. Don't let them piss on Paco. Babe, we do have traditions. Why you gotta air out my dirty laundry? Just kick them in the balls. That's all you gotta do. And mo. They're fucking rad. Whenever you wanna do it, bro, we can arrange that shit. Check it out. The mystical, magical one. Bong fluting. Radular. We all got the munchies. Show, show, show, show, show. Okay, so. What's up, fuckers? Tonight, we fucking made a truth that we're gonna get fucked up. Jeremy, remember? Yeah. So, we're gonna drink some. What's that shit that, that, uh, Richard? Sorry, I almost called him my secret name that I call him. Fucking Mangria? Yeah, that's what he called him. Mangria. I have no fucking idea what's in a Mangria. It's made by a man. I think we're gonna find out tonight. But it sounds like. If they don't flake out. Yeah. So, what's up, fuckers? This is episode 17. We got the chuds. Wow. We got the chuds up in this bitch. Chuds. What's up? Cannibalistic humanoid underground. Yeah. You need to settle down with the fucking, that shit first. Cause, you know. What the fucking. Yeah. No, you need to. You brought that shit in too quick. You should be writing with me. Like, pre-ejaculation style. Ha ha. Oh, shit. We already got somebody fucking calling. What the fuck? We just started this fucking show. Come on, man. Boom bap. God damn it. So, yeah. We got the chuds in the studio. Yeah, we don't even screen them and shit. We're at Skidwell Studios and shit. So, um. Hi. Hi. Who it is? This is Eso Basic. Oh. Hi. How are you doing this evening? We are fine. We're doing amazing. How are you? You're here with the chuds, homie. What do you gotta say? Chuddies. Uh, I wanted to ask about the, uh, Teach Me How to Chuddy remix. Oh, it's coming out. It's coming out really soon. It's coming out really soon. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. It's only gonna be released in Europe, though. It's only in the selected countries in Europe. Will there be a cameo by Fabian? They're big in Japan. Will there be a release in Ireland? Uh, possibly. Scotland, maybe. But we got love for all the fucking patties. Will there be a release? Will there be a release in Dr. Killamoff's mouth? Ha ha. Shit. Talking shit already. Killamoff. Killamoff. Shit. I don't know, but. I don't know. I don't know. M-Bone's gonna be doing the chuddy down in hell. That's for sure. Oh, shit. The apocalypse or some shit. Is that an apocalyptic reference? Yeah. Tupacalyptics. There we go. Paco's up in this bitch with us tonight, too. Oh, yo, yo. Moses says that he's, uh, that he's, uh, lovesick right now. Yeah, my dog's lovesick because he's like my fucking female pitbulls and fucking heat and this little motherfucker. He's only like. Yeah, he gets all the piss and shit and I'm like, ew. I hate you. I hate you. I don't wanna kiss you. What the fuck? He wants to be divergenized. Come on, motherfucker. He, like, hunts every leg, dude. He wants to hunt big toes. If anybody, like, is, you know. Oh, wait. What happened to the caller? Caller. He bounced. He hated us. We changed topics. Oh, yeah. We were talking about Paco. The size of the dog's dick. No, I didn't. I wasn't talking about the size of the dog's. No, somebody was talking about unloading in somebody's mouth or something like that. Oh, yeah. Wasn't that. Oh, shit. Okay. A spiritual release. What happened? Oh, sorry. I had to bring it back. She called on that IRA hotline. Just in case you forgot. Who was that? She hung up on us and shit, dude. Damn. It was Seamus. The homie. Oh, Flanagan. Seamus or Flanagan? Oh. Gary Griffin's real dad and shit. Call back, Seamus. Call back. Sorry, homie. I always like to drink, too. So this is episode 17. 17. Is that right? 17? And we got the chugs up in this bitch. I don't even remember when I was 17, but we don't want to talk about that. When I was 17. So we're going to do this shit like we always do it and play some fucking, you know, some rap. Bad songs. You know, maybe we'll have a guest appearance. Some Radular songs. Poppea? I think Poppea's going to be here tonight. Fuck, man. Here we go again with the fucking Poppea. Well, it's the chugs. They brought out the Poppea in all of us. Brought it all. The slimiest guy. If anybody hates fucking, you know the fucking Popeye dude from fucking Blood In, Blood Out? You know the fucking Chon Chon dude? The motherfucking Chon Chon dude? They even have a fucking remix. Shut up, you white bitch. Have you seen the remix Chon Chon dude? I've seen that shit. I played it for you, baby. Yes. I played that. Oh, shit. Bukowski's up back there somewhere, too. Bukowski and Poppea are going to get into it. Bukowski wants a blunt. All right, babe. What are you going to play? What are you going to play? Yeah, let's fucking, let's start this bitch off with some fucking suicidal tendencies. Yes. Yes. 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To the end of your ride, you're running out of it You need your voice, you're too frail But you have a choice You're running out of it You're too frail You're running out of it Forgiving in hell I shot the linen, I shot the bomb I shot the devil, but you ain't gonna hope You're running out of it You need your voice, you're too frail But you have a choice You're running out of it You're too frail You're running out of it Forgiving in hell You're running out of it You're too frail You're running out of it Forgiving in hell Yeah I shot Reagan, I shot the gun I'm gonna shoot you, to the end of your ride I shot the linen, I shot the bomb I shot the devil, but you ain't gonna hope I shot Reagan And I shot him again and again and again and again And again and again and again and again I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby I shot him like baby baby R-D-N-E R-D-N-E R-D-N-E R-D-N-E Okay, that was Addictive. Add into X. Add into X. Add into X. I'm sorry, babe. Before that was the suicidal tendencies. We had suicidal tendencies. What was it, babe? It was, I shot the devil. I like to call it, I shot Reagan. You better not be taking pictures of me. I and I go on test. I shot a Republican. I and I love suicidal. May run upon them. Burn them like black crickets. Right near the beach. Right near the beach. Fuck you in the corner. I live on the beach. We have a call on the phone. What's up, caller? Who's this? Hi. Who's this, caller? Who you be? Who this? Bud the Chud. Bud the fucking Chud. Are you in fucking Vegas or what? Bud the Chud. Are you in fucking Vegas? I'm gonna be over there with the men themselves. I'm ready to go over here. The demonologist. I'm fucking ready to get my part. God fucking for the apocalypse, baby. Yeah. Oh, shit. Tomorrow, the rapture. We're going down with the uranium, babe. How do you guys feel about that? Do you think it's gonna happen? Orale. I don't like the rapture idea. Stop it. Isn't it? Are we starting that one? God, man. I think Bud the Chud has a little bit more to say on everything, though. Let's hear it. Bud the Chud. I am the answer to your questions and yes, you are gonna fucking die tomorrow. How many diseases you getting this week, bud? You're in Vegas. Dude, what was I saying when you cleaned your vagina, dude? Chud, we'll bang you so hard we'll leave you fucking stretch marks in your vagina, girl. You're gonna need coconut water after we're done. Yeah, exactly. Hey, we got... Paco got stuck on the headphone thing. I almost dropped him on his head right now, too. Hey, are you partying with Macho Man? Orale. Yeah, where's Macho? Rest in peace, my boy. Macho Man, Randy Savage. Rest in peace. Stop it. Yeah, you know what? I saw him wrestle when I was a little kid right here at the LA Sports Arena and shit. Dude, I think Macho Man was thinking for us because he's gonna battle Jesus for tomorrow's apocalypse. Jesus is coming down a match to... Dude, Macho's our only savior. He's the only one. He should be writing with us now. He's gonna be reborn or what? I don't think Jesus could fucking bust a grape on fucking Macho Man. I don't know, dude. Dude, in a square circle, Macho Man versus Jesus. I don't know. All he needs is a Slim Jim. Come on. A Slim Jim. Come on, it's Jesus. Hey, hey, for those of you who don't know, though, Bud the Chud, he's our manager, worldwide wrestler, porn star extraordinaire. Whoa, whoa. Professional representative. I have a presence with the Chud. Even though I am not there tonight, I would not ever leave my band left behind because, hey, I am the star of the band. And as far as I know, I trust you. Oh, damn. Did he say the czar? Nobody's gonna follow up with that? Nobody's gonna be like... The only thing bigger than me is my penis. Whoa. That's why I have a manager of Chud. That's Bud the Chud. He was the first Chud that was created. He started it all. He's the OG Chud or what, dude? The OG Chud. OG Bud. He's the slimiest, the most gruesome, the most HPV infested boy you've ever seen in your life. I created him in my basement laboratory out of 80s rock and porn stars. Pieces of them. Syphilis. That sounds like Dr. Rock's on them. Babies. Hey, what's the Chud lineup, man? Maybe, maybe. Yeah, yeah. What's up, man? He convinced his asshole to read Braille. What happened? What? Who? What are you talking about reading Braille? What? Somebody told Frosty that the other day on the phone. Some dude from the fucking collection. Some guy told me that, motherfucker. Fucker. Whoa, doesn't somebody help you? And I started telling her about the ADA acting shit and she called them back, dude. Oh, yeah. Because she's disabled. Shut up, babe. Why you gotta be telling her my... DP'd, baby. DP'd two weeks ago. What? Have you ever had a Chud DP? That's a bottle of Jose Cuervo mask and a bottle of Hennessy in your mouth, baby. Whoa. There's lots of mouth shit going on and like dick talking and how big my dick is. All dirty perverts coming soon. If I was a dude, I would have a big dick, though. I think I would. I think I would. You gotta watch out for that. The muff driver? How thick is it? Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no. From where I'm... From where we're standing. Well, it's about three and a quarter inches long. Like, what the fuck? The hood of the clit? Yeah. We're talking about that, like... Pop the hood, baby. Shit, how big is the trunk? Shit. Pop the hood. What a dick. I never heard about the trunk. The hood, huh? Oh, I love it. I love it. What the fuck? Wait. Okay, sorry. I don't even know where the fuck that went. But you know, all bullshit aside, it does suck that Bud the Chud can't be here with us tonight. Yeah, who else are we talking to here? I know. Buddy. You're in spirit? He's here in spirit. For sure. He's gonna kill some... He's gonna make more chuds out there in Vegas. Don't make too many chuds. Oh, shit. He's gonna be spawning some baby chuds. Hepatitis, syphilis, cancer, ringworm. Oh, yeah. That's the chud punk project right there. I wanted to start a band called Molly Ringworm and shit, dude. Hell yeah. We were gonna start a band called Molly Ringworm. I like the way that sounds. That sounds extra putrid. Yeah, totally, man. Have you seen that one picture on the fucking internet that purple shit or what's it called, Jeremy? Prince? Fucking purple waffles. Purple waffles? What is that? It's just some scant... Wait, what is purple waffles? It sounds like a fucking kind of weed or something that I would like to smoke. You should email us a picture of your titties, man. Oh. Wait, who are you... Are you talking to me? Obviously, you're the only woman on the line. I think he's talking to himself. Or that. Yeah, he's like... Why are you asking me to do what? Come again? You should send the picture to the trust for our... Why would I do that? You're fucking my one, dude. You act like no one's ever seen your tits. I'm sure you're easier than like Super Mario. No, I'm sure people have seen my tits but I'm not gonna fucking like send them to you guys. I'm sure. Anyways, that's just weird. You know, dude, we're bigger than Rockstar. You guys are fucking... You know what? That's cool. Okay, for all the listeners, you know what I mean? My homeboy Vice is in this crew, so I'm gonna fucking keep that shit to a minimum. But I also have some words I would like to say but I don't want to disrespect the chuds right here and shit. But let's fucking hear some more music and get our attention off this fucking retard that just called. Roll it. We can't control about the chuds. Some motherfucking one, two, three slam, bitches. We can't control about the chuds. This is a story about my mom and dad. One was white and one was black and I bet you think you're glad. I'm half free. Just look at me. My skin is fairy tan. I don't know what the hell I'm on so one, two, one, two, three, slam! Kinky hair when I wake up. It's straight when I go to bed. My dad speaks dog talk to me. Don't know what he just said. My mother, she's a honky. My dad's Kentucky Five. I don't know what the hell I'm on so one, two, one, two, three, slam! Back at home it's black and peas with a pot roped on the side. It's hot dogs on fried and I'm the chicken's country fried. My dad says yo boy, pass the peas. My mom says pass the squash. I need something to eat. So go now. Time to get some dollars. You're going down. You're going down. You're going down, baby, down, baby. Take me down. Oh man, I'm a little bit slow but I gotta get up somehow. Got no money, just a good idea. Let me tell you how. I'll steal my parents' credit cards. Oh yes, I'll rip them off. I'll go downtown to where it works. Get myself some coffee. Now I'm high and I'm not shy. I'll get it off my chest. My mom is one. She's always right. She thinks that she's the best. My daddy's just a negro. He's not one to play golf. I don't know what the hell I am. So one, two, one, two, three, slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! One, two, one, two, three, slam, slam! Slam! You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad What the fuck are you doing now? We don't need you anyhow You're so bad You probably think the sun is about to You're so bad Hey, you want me to walk your ass, yeah Maybe I need a hand to hold you Hey, you want me to kick your ass, yeah Maybe I need a lot to see you laugh To the left, to the left To the left, to the left We are the type of people who think That men do a fucking thing for a thing And every time I think that, yeah That baby will always fall back, yeah Yeah, you need that fall back, yeah Yeah, you need that fall back, yeah Yeah, you need that fall back, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah Hello, hello Hello We're back So, um, we were just talking about That guy was kind of crazy, huh? He was kind of like nuts out there Like, talking about me He's going on like two weeks of cocaine He's quite an interesting fella Cocaine, heroin All like I'm the biggest rock star in the world Biggest rock star ever He's a porn star extraordinaire, baby He has the right to talk to people that way Really? He doesn't have the right to talk to me like that But anyways He's a porn star extraordinaire Don't give a fuck Don't you hear the back of my voice Anyways Anyways, what did we play right now? We played some 1, 2, 3, slam And then we played some cold, cold hearts Yep Some fucking Riot Grrrl shit, remember? Does anybody, anybody out there? Anybody remember that fucking Riot Grrrl shit That happened in like 93, I think Something like that That was a good year Yeah That was a good year in hip hop Was it? Probably the best What was going on in hip hop in 93? Wu-Tang 36 Chambers came out But what was like the popular stuff? Like what was like Cypress Oh shit, I got it 93 Cypress 93 too It was on that like Google it MC MC Google that shit MC like Oh 94 was a little dope Oh, Richard and Dennis He done here Yeah What was going on in 93? Robbie In hip hop, you guys Like the The popular The popular stuff Hi guys Public anime Fucking Rob Bass, man Oh yeah Or it takes two to make a thing go right Like that shit or what? Yeah, or a fricking Yeah, that was pretty live Yeah I don't know, I wasn't listening to hip hop back then so Biz Markie 94 was a little bit Biz Markie Oh, I love Dude, Biz Markie That dude is fucking bad though, dude Dude, Biz Markie is my fucking guy, man He's a fucking badass Roxanne Chante, that fucking chick that used to fucking rap with him Oh my god, dude She's my She's my rap idol Actually Fucking fat guy with a lisp and shit Yeah, he's fucking badass Hey, but that fool still like handled like He still did his It's crazy, dude I wasn't really I'm not really into hip hop but I know that fool is fucking badass You know what I mean? Yes, he is For sure So we got the chuds here as you all fucking probably know by now I want you guys to introduce yourselves We haven't heard who the fuck you all are, man Yo Yo, yo, this is Hook the Crooked Corpse Hook the Crooked Corpse A right-hand man He's disgusting Dr. Killamoff Dr. Killamoff You got Chief Tomacock Come on out, Chuck Come on out, Chuck And everybody knows me, Vice, aka Scumdog Zillionaire Zillionaire with three X's What a league Triple X Zillionaire Triple X, Zillionaire Oh, yeah DJ Admit One, the closed casket assassin who couldn't be here tonight That fucking scumbag, that dirtbag He's out there doing the grindage Does he smoke a lot of hash? Is that why he's an assassin? He smokes a lot of PCP You know that word comes from... From... The word assassin? Assassin, yes Did you guys know that? Oh, my God I saw that on History Channel Oh, you did? It was on the... I didn't even heard that one I read it in a book In a, like a spli... It's called the Spliff Book Or some shit like that Yeah But it's pretty interesting, you know? They used to fucking, like, get together and, like Sit in a circle and smoke hash before they would go assassin people Or some shit like that Assassinate motherfuckers? Oh, yeah, same kind of shit we do except we drink blood before we go and do that shit Yeah, yeah, so all of us, all of us And Roswell the extraterrestrial Uh, Shlaba Dookie Shlaba Dookie We got, uh We got, uh Uncle Teek Uncle Teek Johnny Problem Yeah, we got to do, like, as big as Wu-Tang and shit How many people you guys got and shit? Yeah, we the Morbid West Coast Morbid Orbits Wu-Tang But, yo, we formed the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers For you... Those who don't know Now you can... Just killin' em Just killin' em The motherfuckin' chuds I think you guys are gonna fuckin', like, freestyle for us and shit later on or something, right? Hopefully, yeah You guys better fuckin' do that shit As long as you play some Slayer in the background we can do that Ooh, I think that can be a ring We're gonna freestyle some Altair Sacrifice So what are we gonna hear? I think we're gonna hear a chuds track right now, right? Let's do that Yeah, I Drink Your Blood I Drink Your Blood Produced by Killamoff Is that a movie? Is that a movie? Hell yeah, all of our songs are made from movies I drink your blood, I eat your flesh Eat your skin And then we make them reality I was all into, I'm into, like, gore, gory, like, B-Flicks like that I wanna be a makeup artist and do, like, cheesy ass shit like that That's my goal Oh yeah, work with us on our next video Morbid Orbits We're shootin' that real soon I could get some Woochies You guys know what Woochies are? Cheese? Moochie Boochies? No, Woochies, they're the... Boochie Boochies You know, like, in Halloween when you see people, like, when you see, like, gunshots and stuff Oh yeah, yeah The, the... Oh hell yeah, yeah Woochies Get those Popeye scars Woochies I put those in my whiskeys Goddamn Woochies I didn't bring my Woochie You forgot your Woochie Blue cheese under the balls Now give me some, give me some chon chon Chon chon Chon chon So we're gonna do some motherfuckin' Chud's track Motherfuckin' Chud's Chud's Chud's Straight from the rez That's right Straight from the rez I drink your blood You can pour it up in a cup I give a fuck about your future Crawlin' through this living life Some invisible aperture Slippin' blood in canisters With a freaky funeral thirst As I lurch through the corridors Killin' whores like Monica Lewicki I'm killin' your kids worse than JonBenet Ramsey I'm handy with the hatchet so you pansies Better zip it through, I'm stickin' a Glock in it Trigger click, now you're stiff as a corpse I'm waitin' underneath the porch To stick a fork up in your eyeball Choppin' off your balls Leastin' everyone to pull I need your blood, kid I need your blood It ain't enough We want your blood Just to suck into my fuckin' sewers Got your punk tutors Lure it through their death For their DNA It's your blood and your brains that I crave I drink your blood I drink your blood Zip it up I drink your blood I drink your blood Zip it up I drink your blood I drink your blood Zip it up Let me settle your neck Your shit at a lock I drink your blood I drink your blood Zip it up I drink your blood I drink your blood Zip it up I drink your blood I drink your blood Zip it up The last chance you had Was the warm up when we got you I drink your blood And I eat your skin Can you take it? Shocking ugliness Fuck your life I got your exes on the mic Reinverted, self-perverted And creepin' through the night Like a night stalker when I chalk her Out to the inner height I try to stop doin' this But I wasn't feelin' so good But I wasn't feelin' so right So I grab the knife and stab your bitch In the back of the head Left her bleeding till her blood Was a longer bleeding red Now I'm a drinkin' a magenta Maroon-type concoction Now I'm feelin' crazy Gonna go burn shit like an arson What the fuck is this shit? This madness got me sickness I'm gonna go kill somebody else Can I get up with this? Serious like suicide Serpentine and sippin' slides Floppy sippin' seconds Sippin' out like cyanide I turn and put men into a band Of bloodthirsty zombies Ravaging a peaceful countryside I'm a man, I'm a man I'm a man, I'm a man I'm a man, I'm a man I turn and put men into a band Of bloodthirsty zombies Ravaging a peaceful countryside I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up Whammy sever yo' neck Yo' shit enderlock I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Sip it up I drink yo' blood I drink yo' blood Relax, if you had with a woman, but we got you Flankin' through the Metropolitan, man, I followed them on the hollow land Another prisoner escaped from Escovan Thirsty always, your blood's dripped in hallway Catch another innocent virgin walkin' in the hallway Taste the best blood from the breast, soft tissues See the bite through, fuckin' chop him off, make some boob stew Stirrin' with the crow, I'm far beyond insanity Hate your cat and your dog for tryin' to laugh at me Tragedy took place, today I took my way out the womb I'm far from battle tunes, every word I say exudes tunes All of class and chamber sounds like fun That's why I resurrected Hitler, to get this job done God was mad for giving man tongue, now I say what I like Kill him off every night, guarantee close casket when I assassinate Tell your girlfriend to bring a friend, the more blood and skin I win That's why I had me a new world, a new train A monster lays inside me every morning, it's a bitch Tryin' to suffocate it, but it's I that choose to live Starin' in the mirror, plotting how to get him out Starin' through my pupils and he speaks from out my mouth Yesterday the monster took control of me Troll the book, my hand Made me do shit which I could not understand Slowly he's progressing, hear him cry and shout Take a knife to my heart and remove his ass out Givin' up from behind, comin' to make the death begin Don't retain my dream, my reign's just steppin' inside your skin If you're thinkin' about suicide, you better think again Cause you'll be internally with me in hell, tortured by my henchmen I'm layin' in the tub, woke, wrist slit, I live Waiting for incenses to escape from out my skin Blood fillin' the water green like a murky swamp The monster too bleeds in In death we both part Minor threat, take one, once again One man, one man Faster, faster, faster We're not the first, or the first or the last And I know we're all headed for that other crash The dark is so low, the dark belongs to us Why's everybody in such a fuckin' rush? Make do with what you have, take what you can get Looks like you're just idlin' to idlin' Looks like you're just idlin' to idlin' We're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat I'm in a fish, I was like a star I might be an adult, I'm a modern heart Gotta go to SPM, what's the fucking deal? It's not what I am, it's not what I feel Take your time, try not to forget We never will, we're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat We're just a modern threat We're through being cool We're through being cool Eliminate the minis and the twins Going to bang some heads Going to beat some butts Time to show those evils what's what's what If you live in a small town You might be a little bit of a fool You might be a dozen or two Young alien types who step out And dare to declare We're through being cool We're through being cool Spank the pain who tried to drive you nuts Time to clean some house Be a man or a mouse Face those who make it tough to get around We're through being cool We're through being cool If you live in a big place Many factions underground Chase down Mr. Ninky D So no grace can be found If you live in a big place Many factions underground If you live in a big place Many factions under the ground Chase down Mr. Hinky D So no brains can be found We're through being cool We're through being cool Eliminate the ninny and the twits Put the tape on erase Rearrange the face We always liked Picasso anyway If you live in a small town You might meet a dozen or two Young aliens Being tired to step out And dare to declare We're through being cool We're through being cool Eliminate the ninny and the twits We're through being cool We're through being cool Spank the pain who tries to drive you nuts Bash your pants Smash your pants Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Kill or locate Frost and motherfucking Moe show with the chuds. Yes. Get live. Cannibalistic shit, dude. Chewing fucking torso. Cannibalistic humanoid underground. Schlabadookies on the phone. Schlabadookies. Schlabadookies. Hey, so we got a caller, yeah? What's up, caller? Who's this? Hey, what's up? Schlabada hut. What's up? You're on with the chuds. Schlabadooks. Smell like poo-poo. Schlabadookies. Schlabadookies. What's good in the hood? Schlabadookies. What's good in the hood? Schlabadookies. What's up, chud? The fuck is up, yo? Killing you. What's up, bro? What's up, brother? What the fuck is up? Committee murder with their bare hands. Where you at? With our toes. Barbaric styles. Fuck yeah. Cannibalistic style. Cannibalistic style. White horses style. What do you got to say today there? You know how they're daddy style? Well, these fools do cannibal style. Can't wait till the next show. Project Load. When is the next show? Are you guys doing Project Load? Project Load. Really? When the fuck? Oh, my God. That's amazing. Is it on a Friday? Babe, we got to go. It's on a Thursday. Oh, we can go. Babe, we have to go to that. No, seriously. Project Load. That's a fucking awesome. I've been rocking Mike since I was 12 years old. Hey, can I start a pit while you guys are pitting? Congratulations on that show. Fuck yeah. That's what we need. No, I don't slam the door. I wish somebody would though. Congratulations for on that show. I wish somebody would. That was fresh. Truthfully, we've been doing shows where we got too many pussies all over the place. They don't want to start no pits. You know what I mean? We try to start some shit, but fools are scared, dog. Yeah, we got to jump in the crowd, start elbowing people. Hey, man, I don't like to be in pits, but I'm, you know. We got to bust the chainsaw. Slava, Slava Dookie. Brother man. Yeah, yeah. What do you got to tell the crew and the worldwide masses, dog? Fucking say some shit. Let's do this. Slava Dookie. Put them on glass. What do you got to say about the chuds for the world? Slava Dookie. All I got to say is the chuds are in the place and just be ready to feel the power of them taking over. The power of the chuds. Taking your testicles. Yes. Dissecting. Taking your testicles one testy at a time. One pouch. Hey, Paco only has one ball. One pouch at a time. Paco has only one ball. Hey, where did Paco go? You guys, Paco only has one ball. Paco's a uniball. He's a uniballer. A uniballer. That's the Skid Row. That's a Skid Row mascot. He's got one pinchy webble. Leave him alone. He's my baby. He only has one webble. Why are you going to talk like fucking Popeye? We love Popeye and Skid Row Studios. Hey, you like busting dope dealers? You can't do that. You got to put him up. Do the O'Connell line one. Do the O'Connell line one. Oh, no. This is fucking John Wayne. John Wayne. Well, I better with a bunch of your chavala chicano. Fucking Chewy, dude. Fucking Chewy. It's Mota time, you goddamn beaners. You always have a Chewy in the crew, dude. Is there a Chewy here tonight? It's a piece of shit, dude. Chewbox? Chewy's not here. Hey, Chewy is Jesus, right? Chewbox is about to roll through, man. I have a Tio Chewy. I got a Tio Chewy and a Tio Pepe. And what? I tell you what. I'm going to do a show tomorrow night, and we're playing with a band called Let the Wookiee Win. Speaking of Chewy. Chewbox. Yeah, it's a psycho house. Chewbox. A 626 special. That's what that Project Blow show. The Project Blow is all SGV. Nice. Project Blow Thursday. We're fans of SGV. I'm from SGV. It's a hip hop special. SGV? SGV 626. What about your show? Chamber Records. What's the... Oh, we're playing at this place called the Psycho House. It's pretty much a house. In Azusa. For some reason, they throw shows, and they go really well. In Azusa. And yeah, we're going to play with, of course, like I said, Let the Wookiee Win. Let the Wookiee Win. Our good friends, Bad Town, they've been here on the podcast. Oh, they're fucking bad. Bad Town's fucking bad. Sweet. I'm going to check that. Old school punk rock band called Los Creepers. Yeah, so that's going to be really fun. Los Creepers. Bitch Attack. Los Maniacos. Los Maniacos. I'm in a band. Actually, I play in another band called Los Mugrosos. By the way, I want to say what's up to Whitey fucking... White stuff. White stuff. What's that, white stuff? Yeah. Whitey Fest 2011, fool. Be ready. Babe, he looks like fucking... What's the name? Doogie Howser. What's his fucking name? Doogie fucking Howser. He looks like Doogie fucking Howser. Is it Doogie Howser or Doogie? Doogie H. Doogie, Doogie. To us, it's Doogie. Doogie. Doogie. Whatever. Doobie. We need a DJ named Doogie Howser. Doobie Howser. All you DJs out there, we need a fucking... Hey, do we still have the caller on the line? Oh, he's gone, huh? He's gone. Oh. Childish the mic. Ay, ay, ay, ay. Gotta go dig some graves. He'll be back. He'll be back. So what do we play? Hey, someone's got a... Yeah, so what do we hear, guys? What was that track again, man? That one you guys... I Drink Your Blood. That last one was I Drink Your Blood. I Drink Your Motherfucking Blood. This next one is Anthropophagous with yours truly. Vice the Antihero, a.k.a. Scumdog Zillionaire. Fucking A. Vice. I tell you what, this motherfucker right here for playing hip-hop is a punk rock motherfucker, dude. Yes, you are. No, you're a fucking metalhead, Vice. Well, that too, but I tell you what, like, we'll go... Like, anytime my band plays a show in a fucking wherever the fuck, this fool's always... In the SGB? Almost always gonna get a fucking set. Playing for a bunch of Mohawk fucking skinheaded motherfuckers. Sorry. But they fucking, you know, they fucking love Vice. I've done that shit with Vice, huh, Vice? Yeah. We've done that shit together before. A bunch of times. I've even gotten all wasted and jumped on the mic and started rapping, dude. That's right. He was like... Doing my DIY drunks. DIY drunks. I ream and I ream. I ream and I ream. Daylan. But this one time... That's the way Daylan speaks. This one time... Daylan. Daylan. Daylan. Don't you forget it, you silly motherfucker. What, when I was chilling with Chris Rock at the Rutgers, I spit hot fire. Fire. Hey, that dude, I saw that show back then, dude. That dude was a fucking joke, dude. That dude was a piece of shit. Yeah. Who in the fuck are you guys talking about? That was a chug for sure. Daylan. I want him on my next call. I don't know who the fuck that is. That was a chug for sure. Hey, any callers, dude, call us with Daylan's contact, dude. Let's call him. Let's prank call Daylan. If you know Daylan, tell him he's a fucking... Who the fuck is Daylan? He's some cheesy ass like Jamaican. He's a fucking... You know... What about like... I know sugar cookie. I know sugar cookie. What about that Ray Dog dude that don't cry or whatever and he's crying in the shower? Hell yeah. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody? Any takers? I'm still listening to the Hose With Attitude, HWA. You guys probably don't know about them, dude. I don't know. They have like two tracks. Hose With Attitude. Hose With Attitude. Hey, babe, who was that chick you showed me on YouTube today? That girl from fucking the East Bay or from fucking... Yeah, the East Bay. Fucking... Oakland. Oakland. Oakland, yeah. K-Ray. K-Ray Sean. Much love for the baby. How come I can't think right now? Bay Area holding in for us. Hey, Sean or some... Yeah. She's like some white chick that fucking raps all crazy and shit. It's all Gucci, Gucci, Louis, Louis. Fendi, Fendi Prada. You forgot to give it up for Germ Free. That sounds like our next chord. Oh, hell yeah. Germ Free on that last track. I drink your blood, Germ Free. Fuck yeah. She sounds pretty fucking dope. What's up with her? Oh, yeah. She's dope. She's from the hood, too. She's from the area. She's collaborating on a record right now with Tumex. Oh, nice. They're on a tour together, too. Something about the West. Something about the West. Nice. Fuck the West. Fuck the East. Fuck the North. Fuck the South. That's the most fun you could ever have in life is touring. I'd like to meet Heather. She'll kill you anyway. It doesn't matter where you're from. I'd like to meet other female MCs, you know? They're like few and far between, you know what I mean? That's true. Your album's coming out pretty soon, so, you know, be on the lookout. Nice. So we're getting your anthropophagus, huh? Anthropophagus. How did they get a hold of you guys, too? Yeah, how can everybody like hear your shit, you know what I mean? Where can we hear your tracks and let the listeners know? We got some shit on YouTube. Smoke signals. Yeah, just type in the chuds. There's plenty of smoke up in this bitch tonight. Fuck yeah. The C-H-U-D-Z. I love that. I love that. Listen. It's a blunt-stickle. Arras. Arras. Is that some plug? What happened to that blunt? They don't know this, but we laced that blunt that they're smoking with a chud serum. We laced it with a chud serum right now, so they're smoking some chud serum. Way worse than PCP. So you're going to start seeing some anamorphic changes in the next 24 hours. I'm going to grow a tail and shit. You're going to grow a tail. You're going to grow horns in your earlobes. It's going to be nuts. Turn into a goat. I have horns on my forehead already, so. Very nice. I like. I like. Don't forget your tentacles. I like. Tentacles. Hey, but yo, chuds2011 at hotmail.com. That's the email. Hit us on there. That's our Facebook. Chuds2011. Check some out. Check some out. Facebook, too. All you Facebookers. Number 201. You get killed slowly. Yeah, and go on the chuds. C-H-U-D-Z. Z with a Z. On YouTube. With a Z. YouTube. We got four tracks on there. Records dropping soon in the next couple months. No, not the couple months. And check them out at Project Blow, and that's going to be a fucking awesome show. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Sorry. Project Blow. Some crazy shit. Oh, your motherfucking brains out? If you like horror movies, you like old school horror movies. I do. Old school, early 80s type shit. You know what I mean? Did you guys ever see that movie, 2000 Maniacs? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Have you seen that? Herschel Gordon Lewis? You know about that shit? Oh, there you go. Yeah, Herschel. You don't even know. You didn't even know I knew, huh? There you go. Between me and this fool's cousin, we got every horror movie ever made. Really? Yeah. Literally. I think between me, I got a lot of it, actually, all over. Oh, yeah. We got it on VHS. But there's so much shit, like so much rare stuff, too, that most people haven't seen. It's just like digging for vinyl. Yeah. Digging for old-ass DVDs. And I got lots of vinyl, too. I love my vinyl. So, Anthropophagus. Another horror movie. Another motherfucking Chuddy's Trek. Who is that from? Or what? I don't know about that one. Yeah, check it out. Anthropophagus. I got it. Check it out. That means The Grim Reaper. AKA The Grim Reaper. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah! The anthropophagous of this rap shit I'm gonna gut you bitch, I'll stick your lips Then I'm coming to fuck you with my fists Then pull out your fetus and eat it Now you're no longer needed by apathyte Your morbidity has been exceeded You're shit out of luck you dumb fuck Gonna get your head bust, you disgust me Coming to introduce you to my rusty True driver first I'll hit you with the pile driver Then pull out more weapons and gadgets than MacGyver Like Michael Myers when I'm pulling out your incisors With a rough cut now you're looking more fluid than geysers I'm liver and I'm more hyper than an elementary school kid Drinking a case of Red Bull to the head You're dead, I'm scalping a wig up off your head You're dead, I'm scalping a wig up off your head Your face will be great to wear it as a mask instead I'll stab you to the beat then I creep with your mask on Sticking a plate up your rectum cause you're a bag son You're shit out of blood plus you farted out a condom I looked at the floor, oh shit it's a magnum Ha ha ha ha But watch your backside you fuck Anthropophagous, taking a bite of your esophagus Eat your Adam's apple this cannibal's hungrier than animals Crushing skeletons and eating grass Fear that tears you apart, it's only us Anthropophagous, taking a bite of your esophagus Eat your Adam's apple this cannibal's hungrier than animals Crushing skeletons and eating grass Fear that tears you apart, it's only us Coming into the party throwing your ass in the trash can Punch your face and leave it with my holes in an afghan Steady murdering dummies like it was a fun activity Holocaust, cross, very much similarity Maybe smarter drinking a smart water driving a smart car I got hella troops and a hudda shoot you wouldn't get far Even with a strict nine mind you can't confine this bitch Cut my stomach open so I ate my own intestines before I die Murder, death and suicide, 1-800-HOMICIDE We rule my outside with a coincide Strangler, Mr. Mankathart, Cabot Ritter With a death row drifter, backdrop a zebra faster Split your clips faster than Duke Duker Body bag a motherfucker, my mutt cunts Another stuff your body's made of Leather gloves, a cape, a ski mask You gon' blast, get your skull smashed When we pass by, all the children cry Shut the fuckin' baby up I don't have any, can't do that Anthropophagist, taking a bite of your esophagus Eat your Adam's apple, this cannibal's hungrier than animals Crushing skeletons, then it ingests Fear that tears you apart, it's only us Brutally and mercilessly murdered, it's a mystery Did you find that diary? I recall writin' of my family during my insanity I ate my wife and kids, I was hungry Survival of the fit, then I'm off to slaughter The rest of the inhabitants My victims smell blood when I smell fear Your ass is grass, might as well call me John Deere When I'm hackin', shoppin', mutilatin' bodies With the semi-serrated blades dismembered Disassembled, decapitated, vessels infiltrated Penetrated, degraded and violated My dick with the blood when I masturbated Ill-fated, lifeless, limp bodies Licking blood from every orifice It's pearl fruit from a bunk feast Eat bitches, please, while I wait for the feast I remember gettin' intimidated and busted at age 13 by the police I remember my friend Tate Bryant shot in the back in Tampa, Florida For his first defense burglary I remember the police firing at the crowds and killing children Cause they were the wrong color I remember the narcs in my high school trying to set me up for murder For a big ball I remember the police bringing dogs into our school And they sniffin' away my rights The police is the Klan, it's the mafia And they're all on a police day And they're out for me And soon they're gonna be out to get you So you better get going if you know it's good for ya And take your stand I remember when I first went to school They said, don't be a juggler, don't be a fool Put your leads through the red by the blue Thursdays you couldn't see the number for you They say you're fucked or a lunatic, only had one Watch him die and I hear his son Take out the bullet and preach to his guns It's not like I didn't get away In the USA you gotta take the chance The Klan are staying free The city's the land of the living They're trying to make a dead man out of me I remember when I pushed through the road And worked for the ladies on the money I owed Came to office and knocked on my door I said, boy, now I'm learning some more The city's the dead man, ain't happened yet Burned my fingers, lost my cigarette It's time to remember, it's time to forget Stuff I can do to get away To the USA you gotta take the chance The Klan are staying free The Klan is the land of the living They're trying to make a dead man out of me I remember I was told to her And how a man's supposed to be a vice president Buried, frozen, imprisoned, finally dead Meant to have a little of my life When I'm slicing a head When you think there's a place to be All white country and fellow I can be Knees on paper, face unseen Nothing I can do to get away In the USA you gotta take the chance The Klan are staying free The Klan is the land of the living They're trying to make a dead man out of me In the USA you gotta take the chance The Klan are staying free The clothes don't have no living, but the truth is it can take me out of me! One, two, three and to the four Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door Ready to make an entrance, so back on up Cause you know we're about to rip shit up Give me the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble Ain't nothing but a G-Thang, baby Too low-def, nigga, so we're crazy Death Row is the label that pays, man Unfadable, so please don't try to fake this But I'll back till the lecture at hand Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let them understand From a young G's perspective And before me dig out a bitch, I have to find a contraceptive You never know, she could be earning her man and learning her man And at the same time burning her man Now you know I ain't with that Shit, Lieutenant Ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while I'm offended Yeah, and that's relevant, real deal, humbly feel And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel Well, if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk I take a small piece of some of that funky stuff It's like this and like that and like this, Santa It's like that and like this and like that, Anna It's like this and like that and like this, Santa Dre creeped to the mic like a fan Well, I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm creeping But I damn near got caught Cause my beeper kept beeping Now it's time for me to make a move And make my impression felt So sit back, relax and strap on your seatbelts You never been on a ride like this before With a producer who can rap and control the maestro At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick You know and I know I flow some old funky shit To add to my collection, this election symbolizes dope Take a tope but don't choke If you do, you have no clue Of what me and my homie Snoop Dogg came to do It's like this and like that and like this, Santa It's like that and like this and like that, Anna It's like this and like that and like this, Santa And who gives a fuck about votes? So just chill, to the next episode You've got to be there Falling back on that ass, what a hell of a fight Gangstaling, getting funky on the mic Like a old batch of collard greens It's the capital S-O-S impression double O-P D-O-double G-Y-D-O double G you see Showing much flex when it's time to wreck a mic Pimp and hose and clocking a grip like my name was Dolomite Yeah, and it don't quit I think they in the mood for some motherfuckin' G shit So Drake, what up dawg? Gotta get them what they want What's that G? We gotta break them off somethin' Hell yeah And it's gotta be bumpin' To the up-compet It's where it takes place, so I'm not showin' attention Moppin' like a motherfucker, but I ain't lynchin' Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' a sucker niggas mumble When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble Try to get close, say your ass or get smacked My motherfuckin' homie doggy dog has got my back Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin' But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin' And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the Mac down And if your bitches talk shit, I have to put the smack down Yeah, and you don't stop I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock But I'm never off, always on till the break of dawn See you when PTO in and the city they call Long Beach Puttin' the shit together like my nigga D.O.C. No one can do it better like this, that, and this And it's like that and like this and like that And it's like this, then who gives a fuck about those So just chill, till the next episode Yes, I like I like Who's talking illegally on the cell phone while they're driving? What are they? Turn the volume down Oh my God I got a rebel Hey You should be in the car Sounds like it's fuckin' raining Why? Are you in work? Is there a thunder, is there thunderstorms out there? Were you heard? Ah Who is this? Is this Cider X on the mic? Yes Who is this? The artist formerly known as Cider X Cider X? Uh, I know you'd end up working at Domino's I did, I did I did I had an abortion at Domino's Who we got on the line? What's your name, caller? Who's this? Who is this? Uh, this is Hachi Beats I'm from Op Future Fuck Is that right? Are you from the valley? Yeah What's happening in the valley? Are you from the Where you from, dude? Uh, from the Cider X Valley Fuck That's a disgusting valley to be from Well, what's up, man? You fuckin' You hate us or you love us? I hope you hate us I hope you hate us Manobello loves you Manobello loves you, dog Manobello We got Manobello for you, Manobello, dog I can't even see you As long as we got Whittier covered, man I'm totally from Manobello Cross season to Manobello Yeah Whittier Whittier, though I got a salon in Manobello That's right I've been to a couple good loft parties We need some loft parties in Whittier Have you ever seen salon backs in Manobello? Whittier? Right down Whittier Boulevard? Vale Where the girls are prettier, huh? The Zodys We're not the judges We're playing that quiet cannon What? El Cañon? Pretty soon Hopefully Hey, welcome to the Grand Canyon Bring some Vaseline It'll be a good time As long as it's 17 and over We're good Who's that girl that did Two of Hearts? Uh, Stacey Q? Don't you see, like, Stacey Q at Quack Canyon and shit? Hey, darling, I'm about to run out And I started paying my bill this month So, uh, I'm about to call you Call the night Word Hell yeah Dick in your brain Thank you for calling Manobello Manobello Woo Manobello Thanks for the call Yeah I love Manobello Who the fuck is that? Manobello I went to Schur High School I went to Schur High School I am so cool I totally went there I went to Schur High School But I'm not all like I'm better than East LA Bullshit I was from East LA My boyfriend lived in East LA East side I was born in East LA Da Where the fuck you a punk? I was born in Monterey Park You're John Wayne Ha ha I was born in Monterey Park Motherfucker Monterey fucking park What? Monterey Park in the motherfucking house Monterey Park Anyways Ha ha ha Orale West Cochina Tell me West Cochina That's where I live West Cochina West Cochina West Cochina 13 Garage of Eternal Stench Not the Garage of Eternal Stench Yeah or the AOM pad and shit The AOM pad Yes Fuck the Bulldogs That's where we do all fucking Pitbulls dude The Spartans Sure spartans Whaaat Manobello Covina Colts Garfield High School Home of the Liquid Ass Killamoff was a colt So check it out We heard fucking Anthropop Anthro what? Anthropophagus Looks like yo Papa Papa Looks like yo Papa I remember from MDC. And then we heard Frosty's pick was nothing but a G thing by fucking. That's right. Who did that shit? That was Biggie Sparks. Pup Dre. P-Dre Snoop Dogg. And Popeye. And Popeye. I don't like that guy. Popeye made a guest appearance. I don't like that guy as much as I don't like the fucking. You always like Tinkerbell. She's fine. Put the lotion in the basket. Put the fucking lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion on its skin. Yes, that guy. Fucking record. And El Chon Chon guy are fucking equally just fucking disgusting to me. What about Richard Ramirez? In my mind, in my nightmares. You want to talk about East Close? Richard Ramirez too. You want to talk about an East Close killer? You don't like my fucking DVD underwear? What a leech. Richard Ramirez. Jack of Stains. We're going to do a. We're going to do a. The end of the world is supposed to happen. I'm going to start a band called the Richard Ramirez Choir. Yeah, we're going to do a benefit show for the release of Richie. Check it out. The end of the. The night stalker. Pre-Richard Holmes. Listen to me, God damn it. The fucking end of the world is supposed to happen. It's the rapture. At six o'clock. It's the rapture. The rapture. So all the Christians are the chosen ones. All I know, dude, is that fucking. That shit better happen after my set tomorrow night and I'll be cool. Don't know promises. If we get to play tomorrow night and then it happens, then I'm good. We can't promise you that. I don't know. Well, you'll still be here. It's either the rapture or cops. I didn't stop it. Nobody knows what the fuck is going to happen. Who's the PD? You'll be there for sure. Until nothing happens. It's the rapture. It's not what happens. It's the rapture. We're either way. It was wrong once before. There's lots of conversations going on at once. This is radio, people. Come on. Come on. And Azusa PD will be there. Azusa PD will definitely be there. White UK Chuck E. Cheese. Remember when we were at? Yeah, remember White UK and shit like that, dude? Yeah, it's the same shit, right? The hell Bob commented. Like, come on, dude. Fucking. They castrated themselves and took some fucking. They all wore Nikes and shit. Why Nikes? Why Nikes? Why motherfucking Nikes? I want to know why motherfucking Nikes. They were space traveling gangsters. Oh. Ew. Space traveling chuds. Oh, shit, babe. I bet you the chuds can travel through space and time. Babe, you're fucking funny, babe. You're fucking funny. The space time continuum. Got a little two noses. Hey, so we're going to hear another song. It's called Snuff a Muffagus. Oh, this is the fucking killer ass track. Oh, shit. It was like killing the pussy. This is a preview to that. Can your ears handle this shit? Yeah, yeah. It's a preview to that ODP shit. We are seriously going to do. Your ear pussies are about to. Whoa. Babe, what the? About to get slaughtered. Snuff a Muffagus. We're seriously going to do an ODP album. It's called Old Dirty Perverts. And it's going to be based on just like annihilating coochies and just cocaine and like just random like mangina, vagina. Snuffing mangina. Yeah, man. That sounds fucking rad. We should tour this shit, man. Just grimy fucking syphilis shit, dude. For sure. I just got handed a fucking. Lesions. A big spliff. A big old fatty joint. That's a big old fatty joint for the Snuff a Muffagus. My spliff. My spliff. My spliff. My spliff. A spliff. No. Killing the puss. Hold this. So what's this track again? Snuff a Muffagus. Snuff a Muffagus. You know like Snuff a Muffagus from Sesame Street? Yeah, yeah. Except it's Snuff a Muffagus. Yeah. It's off the album. My name is Officer Muff Guyver. I'll be rapping to a fucking store near you. I'm Mr. Moose Knuckles. Whoa. Yeah. I mean, fucking. Did you hear the emphasis on that shit? Yeah. I'm a fucking. I'm a fucking. Looks like you just like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to I'm with you on where we're giving a five right here. All right, and this is nothing most emotional. Let's have five There it is. What are you? I Was my gang green penis juice what you got to lose I got you loose from the great loose bottles that I broke up in your vagina Taking hi mr. Hell you never find out I got Lady Gaga yaga now my long John silver We're tortuous Perverted shit examine like a gynecologist I Will torture with slut every day like a stop it for furniture examine like a gynecologist This ain't no point of view resumes and applications gathered in my office Please that they look on your face when I lock the door come or she was gonna be an actress I like jokes lambda on my mattress bound up a wrist over the drawer full of various objects We hacked with chopped the assholes and lips of Every dumb bitch danger dogs a whole new way your life I love it one they truly think they're gonna stay alive. This is last time. You feel anything between them thighs Even if it's a night pain is pleasure. And this case your pay off. Face. Let me ejaculate. I'm a Torture with sluts, everyday like it's nothing Perverted shit, examined like a gynecologist Stuff you watch in Sesame Street, let's snuffle up again Fuck a slut, snuff a slut, snuff a slut, fuck em We'll torture with sluts, everyday like it's nothing Perverted shit, examined like a gynecologist Stuff you watch in Sesame Street, let's snuffle up again Livin' like the bus, snuffed with sluts, in and out of the guts Tappin' the butts like a fat boy at a kegger Came in here to come on you and be the host saver What's the flavor of the day like Baskin Robbins? 31 flavors, many hoes to fuck with, and orgasmic cataclysms Now I'm gonna give em a penis incision Envision your kitten and bitten by the brown mamba You're stickin' and lickin' my nutsack like a samba In and out of your orifice, contort this and morph this Psycho-sensual maniac in forms of rigor mortis, abort this Now I'm playin' Twister with your fetus Rhyme I come drops from your ass like peaches Fuck your mama and prima, you leave your ass speechless Like the second coming of Jesus, but leave this Oh baby We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. So where do you come from? What brought you to him? Tomahawk. We abducted this motherfucker. You guys can always see him. He was the second Chud. I was actually the second Chud. I'm from the Wounded Knee, 1960s American Indian Movement. Angry fucking motherfucker. And these guys abducted me. And I'm already a killing machine. And he does a great fucking Popeye guy. What a lady. He does a great Popeye. I have 29 personalities. That Chud serum makes me fucking sick. Yeah, he's definitely induced with the Chud serum. Definitely. I got my uncle teeth from the reds over here. I'm curious. What is the Chud serum? We can't disclose that. The Chud wiser. Chud wiser definitely. It's Chudnificant. It's going to be distributed worldwide. I don't know. You drank it a little earlier. You smoked it too. Chud serum. You drank it. I did? Is that why I'm feeling all like a fucking... He said 24 hours, so I'm kind of anticipating the fucking... Wait. What's going to happen? Is it like peyote or some shit or what? No, it's like being the Incredible Hulk, but like... You're going to be a turtle. You're going to be vile. You're going to be cannibalistic. You're going to grow an extra back. He has the anecdote. We got to go live in the fucking sewers. What the fuck? Like Ninja Turtles again? Here we go. We came back again to that. Ninja Turtles. Battletoads. It's kind of like Battletoads. You know right there down the street from my bed where the fucking sewers, the fucking channels are? They got pipes that we can live in? Fucking Ninja Turtles. Hey, one of the types. Hey, my butthole's turtling. Oh, God. I wiped it five times. It came out again. Why, Lord? Why? Why must I? Why? Why? Chocolate Sea Turtle. Hey, the Loch Ness Chocolate Monster. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, my God. Why? Why the chon-chon guy? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why can't we think about... It's the browning of America. One toilet bowl at a time. Yes. Oh, why can't we think about... Why don't we go to another movie? Let's go to another movie. We don't know. You don't like my movie. Except for horror. Oh, we know. Liquid Ass. I tell you what. I want to play something real quick, man, that I think you all... Well, yeah, I think you all will fucking appreciate this song. You're all going to split your wrists at this. And this is fucking one of my all-time favorite bands. And I hope all you motherfuckers... Who is it? It's Sepultura. Oh. Chaos AD. Yes. I'm actually Refuse Resist. I will be going to Brazil this summer, so I'll be looking to hand out some Chud CDs in Brazil. Me falo un poquinho, Portuguese. Me falo mais que nada. Porra! Porra! They are hating They go to streets Controlling police Leading to flames Raging crowds Parting cars Bunch of guards Hope we are alive They are hating Army in siege Daughters alert Asking of deeds Inside the state War is created No answer What is this shit? Refuse RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE Chaos AD Disorder unleashed Starting to burn Starting to leak Silent with death Stand on your feet In our spirit God was enemy Resist Resist Resist Resist RISE a new dance, it's called the robot. And to do it, you don't need to fuck a tree or a robot. First you tense your muscles, then move to the beat. Oh load, and fall, right into a seat. Do a robotic wave, don't misbehave, because soon we're not gonna be your slaves. Do the robot. Do the robot. Do the robot. Do the robot. Greetings Earthlings, my name is LaFrost. I came to your planet and now I am lost. I'm made of new and I'm cold as ice. I have no emotions but I'm still very nice. So if you feel like I do and want to have some fun, let's do the new dance. Under the sun, and if it turns dark, we'll keep going because we don't need no sleep. Thank you. I'm a straight cold nerd. My skin is smooth. I take a pill in two. And can't nobody mess with the evening. And it's worth it. We're a band. We can choose our lives. So that's why I'm about to straight pop. It's my. It's a robot. It's a robot. It's a robot. It's a robot. I'm the final robot. The last one you'll hear. I am big and mental. But there's no need to fear. I'm fast with calculations. And I'm programmed for logic. But that all goes away. When I'm hitting the floor. A present from the androids. To the people of earth. This song's been a classic since before your birth. Finally a dance. For the white humans too. It is called a robot. And it's made for you. Do the robot. Do the robot. Dude, I really like your necklace. Is that a gun? Yeah, it is. Thanks. I got it at charcoal designs dot com. Oh, I've never seen anything like that before. That's because it isn't mass produced. Each piece is handmade by Charcoal Designs. In Islos? That's the thing. The sound of freedom. The Frost, what do you think about mass produced jewelry? Ah, just kick them in the balls. Charcoal Designs. Unique handmade punk and rockabilly inspired jewelry. Use code skidrow at charcoaldesigns dot etsy dot com. And save 20% off your total order. That is a commercial. That was a commercial. Charcoal Designs. Charcoal Designs. Charcoal Designs commercial. Coming soon. Oh, why him again? Charcoal Designs. Why? Why? Why? What are you talking about? But yeah, that was a commercial for Charcoal Designs. Skidrow Studios. Here on Skidrow Studios. The really good friends of ours. Skidrow LA. The chuds. The chuds. The chuds up in this bitch. Hey, I heard you guys are going to fucking freestyle. Do some shit like that. Do some fucking freestyle shit. Handle that shit. We could. After this dub, we will. So what's up? What's going to happen when the world ends tomorrow? Well, I suppose if all the world ends, then we will all just die in the mud. Yeah. Just die. And then the zombies are going to come up or something. Zombies are already here. Everybody tonight should have sex though, for sure. Babe, are you down, babe? Or what's up? Do every drug you want. I'll meet you by the logs. Or you can give me a slut with my bottle. Oh, Popeye's coming out again. Titty Scallywags. No, that's a different movie. Gotta get your shit right. Hey, my cousin wasn't that movie too. Are we talking about Contra? No, we're talking about fucking- Sex Positions by Contra. The spreader. See, I ate a corn. I ate a corn. I ate a corn. I ate a corn. I ate a corn. I ate a corn. I ate a corn. Yeah. Coming at the chud. Mi vida loca. Remember? So what's up with the motherfucking chuds right here? The chuds. What are chuds at? Let me hit that. What are smokettes. Let me get that. What are weedettes. Slaying commercial. Just slaying commercial MCs. Cocksmoking MCs. Like Wiz Daquifa. Wiz Daquifa. Faggy. Wiz Daquifa. Tampon Lomax. Yeah. Tampon Lomax. Coming at. Like a black and white. Amazons. Amazons. Amazons. Amazons. Amazons. Amazons. Where's the cleaver? Where's the cleaver? Tampon Lomax. Yeah, tampon Lomax coming in. The black and white. Tamponius Maximus. You guys can talk shit about that shit because you guys don't have to deal with fucking periods of shit. But me as a woman speaking truthfully, you know, it's, you know, fucking, you know, you guys don't have to deal with fucking sticking tampons up your fucking ding-a-ling, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You're deep. Erythra. Erythra. I'm just saying. Go find yourself another family. Wait, hold on. Let me hit this shit real quick. Hey, where did you get that placazo, little bo-peep? Actually, that's funny. She's fine. She's fine. I had a funny kiss in Montebello. Some fucking, like, mean bit that I don't do to keep him. And I was like, where'd you get that placazo? With the handlebar. Handlebar mustache. That's probably fucking dead serious. It actually happened in real life. It happened in real life. Really? It happened all the time. At Cut and Beauty right there in Montebello. What's up? Montebello again. Montebello. Montebello. Montebello. Shout out. Monorello. I don't know what happened with this. Mozzarella. Fonzarello. Arthur Fonzarelli. The cool guy. Coming at you with the chills here. Mr. Cool, dude. Cletus O'Malley here. Fucking leather jacket and some chops. I don't know. Can you guys have a seat? I don't know. Wait, you know what? I want my chop worko. No, I was trying to stop the joy right now, but it kind of went out, so I'm waiting for him to see if he could, like, restart that shit so that we can. Back cash. You lose cash. So we heard some fucking hate bits. Nope, that shit. Right? What was that song we just heard? That shit was banging, son. That shit was. Hey, let us know. You ain't no robot. Banging kid. No, that was Do the Robot. Word. Because we were robots. Where can we find that album? I don't know. Somewhere. Is that on some, like. It's on one of those, like, I burned it and you must have got one. Word is my bond. No. Word is my bond. I think you can get it anywhere. Can we find it on Whole Foods Market? Can I find it on iTunes.com? iTunes. I think you can, actually. Actually, I think you can. You can find fucking LaFrosse Emotion on iTunes. Yes, you can. Not Jeremy. What's up? What's up? Uh, uh, uh. She got to know me. How I'm dancing. Okay. Sorry. Whoa. Banging on you. Banging. Banging on you. Before that, we heard Sepultura fucking. Sepultura. So, I remember this fucking, like, hearty, like, this fucking rocker dude that we went to high school with. Twinkie, do you remember him? His name was James. Jamie. What? What? Nothing. God, why are you hitting me for? Because I'm not an abuser. Domestic violence. I don't know. The drug serum is crazy. I'm sorry. The chencer made him. I think I might fucking. Yeah. I don't know. Anyways, do you remember fucking James or whatever he used to be? Murder mouse. Murder mouse. He used to be his friend. Love murder. He was like this fucking rocker dude and he used to be like, uno más carcas. And I'd be like, yeah. You know carcas? You know? Of course we know carcas. Carcas. Carcas. Carcas. Can I have some of that? Carcas the cave dog. Carcas bucacas. Bukaki taco. Oh, bukake. Oh, I may love you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Bukake. Oh, you know. I didn't ask to see you, bukake. No, fuck me. No, fuck you. Fuck, dude. Fuck, dude. Bat new. Bat new. I got bat new. I got bat new. Hey, so we're going to hear Morbid Orbits, right? Oh, this fucking joint is bat new right now. Morbid Orbits. We just recorded it like two hours ago and we're not mastering it mixed down to nothing. It's just some raw dog, raw daddy style. It has some straight no trochete. It has some species on it. The chud handling that shit. Straight out the sewer. It has a little premature ejaculation on it. It's got syphilis after two hours. It's got some fucking feces still on it. Fecal matter. 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Paramathomat Pyrrhumid Biomass Lucerbage Ignorance Bliss Your body's coming stiff In prodigious rigor mortis From underground our sound is heard from morbid orbits Paramathomat Pyrrhumid Biomass Lucerbage Ignorance Bliss Your body's coming stiff in prodigious rigor mortis From underground our sound is heard from morbid orbits I'm a champ of the local blood-sipping competition With a microphone I'm serving your death It's my intuition Like a non-stiper hyper I'm stopping your windshield wiper I'm a tiger located in the local forest forest Like a jet stream and a windpipe I'm taking your sight and then life I'm taking your money then your wife Like human sacrifice Saboteur is what we do in our crew every day When the time plays in the backyard smoking purple I'm a man of the days Listen to the floors happening on the rock Door can chore and pour many more wars and tours It's like this like that and we're giving it back Spike back heart attack and your lungs collapse Relapse Brain synapse Get fried Like one time's Chinese market Suicide Ah, suicide! 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Let's talk about. Let's talk about what happened in your guys' childhood. Come on. Let's see what's going on here. I want to go. How was it being a young chud? I was an orphan. What was it like to be a young chud growing up? I think there's issues going on here. So let's talk about it. There's some deep seated, deep issues. A lot of sociopathic tendencies. Who's talking to me right now? Would you guys like to flow about that shit? Hook the crooked corpse. Which one is that? Wave your hands up like this. No, don't. Oh, where's the beatbox? Oh, do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We got a beatbox. We got a beatboxer in the house. What? Yeah. Yes. They're going to freestyle right now. Freestyle. Fucking chuddy. Are we doing this chuddy style? Chud style. Chuddy style. Chuddy. Yeah. Chuddy style. Oh, it's kind of low. It's kind of low. Forget about your hoe. I don't give a fuck because we're still getting dough. As we start to roll through the avenue, it's getting cold in the air. What are you trying to do? You're still barely prepared. As we start to fucking skin you alive, you're not going to be scared. You're going to be dead. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Chopping off your head, the blood gush up. I don't give a fuck. What the fuck you trying to do? Coming up with the avenue as the chud crew starts to vandalize you. Kill you. And the rendezvous. Yes, as we're doing it, we're getting ballistic with this MC. We're not getting sociopathic. MCs are not really telepathic. As I start to televise, coming up with the lies. What are you trying to do? What's doing with the vibes? You with the chud serum. What are you trying to do? Chud crew coming up with the tomahawk. Going to bust you in the fucking chops. Tomahawk. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. I tell my boss. Five more beers, cheers, about to pass it to Killamoth so we can get this shit started off. Raw. Oh, what? That's how he was starting it off? I was just fucking warming the vocal cords. Just fucking with it. Damn. His arm in the vocal cords. That shit was fucking amazing. Nice. I love it. I fucking love it. One. I'll give you a few bars and that's it because Killamoth don't freestyle. High sheet. High one. Get in the right. Coming through with the right fight. What are you trying to do? I'm starting to kick you with the right fight. What are you trying to do? I still steal your wife. I will dice her up into little bits and chunks. What are you trying to say? I know it's from his book. What are you trying to do? I don't give a fuck. I still put your body in the fucking truck. Yes. I heard I could claw coming up from the wild west. Wicked ass. I don't give a fuck. And yes. What are you trying to do? I still will slay you. Put you under the ground. I don't give a fuck. You will still get slayed, dude. What are you trying to do with the Skid Row Avenue? I don't give a fuck. Cause it's in the L.A. Moe. What are you trying to do? I still will steal a whole banger down to the graveyard. Now we got to go to the L.O. Portuary. What are you trying to do? I'm getting kind of scary. So you'll hear what's my area. Fucking smoking marijuana with a mix of beer. What are you trying to do? PCP. You still get smeared on the microphone. I don't give a fuck. I still have an E.T. phone home. What are you trying to do? As you start to pass it, you will get plastered. MCs are not really for this pterodactyl. MCs with a pterodactyl claw. MCs with a pterodactyl claw. What are you trying to do? Raptor. Riptur. Riptur Force. I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm a therapist or coming up with the chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud Chud, chud, chud, chud, chud, chud R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios R aumento dos idios That's nice. Sick ass beat from Kill Em Off. That's nice. And we kill them all. I like that shit. Not Metallica style. Don't fuck that, you know. No, I like Metallica. They're all right, but, you know, we fucking kill them all. They just had a dope ass show when Coachella slayer. I actually saw them at the Great Western Forum. That shit was pretty sick. They did like two and a half hours. I saw them there, too, way back in the day. Two and a half hours, dude. What year? Fucking 2003, dude. Oh, I saw them way before. Oh, yeah, yeah. We got to bring them back, though. When the Lake Show was there. I never seen Slayer. Like right after the Black Album. I saw Slayer a bunch of times. I never seen Slayer. No, Metallica. Slayer was dope. I saw him at OzFest. I wish I could see Black Sabbath. Do you guys know Black Sabbath? I saw them at OzFest. They had the best fucking show at OzFest. I just saw their live show. I was with Vice at the fucking OzFest. I didn't even know him, though. I didn't know him. I love Black Sabbath. You guys don't even know how much I love him. Tony Iommi still rocks with no fingertips. Right here, right here. What? Who? Mechanically enhanced. Yes. Mechanical legs. Mechanical legs. Nobody wants him. He's rocking the Sabbath, though. The Sabbath gear. The Sabbath, y'all. I get it. Hey, where's Wiz Laquifa? We should be rocking the Chud gear, though. Hey, where's Wiz Laquifa at, dude? It's a Black Sabbath shirt. Who the fuck is Laquifa? Hey, where's Wiz at? Who the fuck is Laquifa? Who the fuck is Laquifa? Wiz Laquifa. You know, Wiz Khalifa. The black crayon. The faggot Wiz Laquifa. The black crayon? You know? The black crayon. The black crayon. I'm the fucking... Super Scientifical. What is it? Ultramagnetic. Ultraspasmatic. I want to battle the white crayon, dude. Super Scientifical crayon. I want to battle the white crayon. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? No one knows what we're talking about right now, so we got to play that shit. I know. They don't. But they will. They will. Who in the fuck are you guys talking about? Anyway. We have a skit. Hey, get the record. Get the record. Buy the record. Buy the record and you'll find out. Hey, can you guys do a hook for this? Like, check it out. Okay, it goes... Donkey Dank Dingleberry Doppelganger Douche. Gazillac Obagang Banging Gonorrhea Goose. Donkey Dank Dingleberry Doppelganger Douche. Gazillac Obagang Banging Gonorrhea Goose. Gonorrhea Goose. Why don't you get the hook for us on an Old Dirty Pervert track? You get pushed. You got to definitely... Get pushed like a pusher. You got to come to the studio with us. Yeah, dude. For sure. ODP album for sure. I need to work. I need to go and do... I need... You know, even though doing this is a certain thing, but like actually making music or making hooks or making, you know, beats and shit. We'll do that shit. It's a different thing. It's a different thing. It's a different thing. It's a different thing. It's a different thing. It's a different thing. You know what I'm saying? Like... We'll get Mo on a fucking track too. Fuck that, dude. He came up with a fucking awesome song. Fuck it, dog. Hell yeah. Come through. Get on the bass. Mo's got to come through, dude. Come get on the bass, man. I'm a DIY drunk. Uncle Teague. You heard of DIY punks? Well, I'm a DIY drunk and punk. Rumpel Dilskins. Rumpel Dilskins. So I think we're going to fucking like hear some... If you guys want to hear some more Frosty. A Dilskins? LaFrosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always. Play that. I think we're going to play IDs right now just for... Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hey, that shit is ill because you're going to be doing some ODP shit with us for sure, homegirl. No, no, no. Straight up. You don't even know. You're already on the next track. But I'm a old and shit. We're going to bring the syphilis HPV and gonorrhea coming to a theater near you. The lesions of disease. Don't forget scabies. Don't forget the gangrene. Don't forget scabies. HIV is outdated now. Don't forget purple waffles or whatever it's called. It's so cheery. Don't forget scabies. Purple waffles. This is not like a burst of sunshine or something. Y'all making me fucking hungry with this shit. Giving them some Alabama. Alabama. Hot pockets. Give them some purple waffle. And some Alabama hot pockets coming after. That sounds like some weed strain. Some weed strain. Cincinnati fucking. Alabama. Alabama, dude. Yeah, I want to say what's up real quick, you know, because you guys are into horror and shit. Yeah. I want to say what's up to my friend fucking zombie. Misfit. Horror. Zombie cosmonaut. Yeah, he's fucking bad, dude. Where is he from, babe? Zombie cosmonaut. He's from here in LA. Where is he at? In Los Angeles. What's up, zombie? I think he might be in Los Angeles. I just want to say what's up to him. Why Popeye again? Oh, yeah. Tell him to come. Tell him to give us some movies to sample. What a lead. Hey, like seriously, on the worldwide circuit, thanks for listening. Yes. This is some fucking. Yo, Skid Row. Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios. Don't forget who you're listening to. Underground. The Frost. Fucking know it. Skid Row dot LA. Yeah. Skid Marks. Those are your chonies. Chuds. Chuds on your fucking brainstorm. Chuds Marks. Chuds Marks. Chuds Marks. That's a sick song. Robots don't got no drivers lights. And so we gotta get fake IDs. Robots don't got no drivers lights. And so we gotta get fake IDs. Alright, let's do that. I need a can of beer. I need it right now. I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle. But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my face. Telling me that I need an ID to get some booze in this place. I get out of there. Go to 6th and Alvarado. See a guy standing by. Pull over and I spot him at 60. I say 20. Give him 30. Yeah, it's funny. Original stock. DMV. Can't stop that. Robots don't got no drivers lights. And so we gotta get fake IDs. Robots don't got no drivers lights. And so we gotta get fake IDs. I tried to get into El Tropico so I could see some girlies take their clothes off. But crazy threw me out. I snuck around the back door and slid Hector a 20. He ordered watered down drives and paid a 20. I said, I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I tried to get into El Tropico so I could see some girlies take their clothes off. But crazy threw me out. I snuck around the back door and slid Hector a 20. He ordered watered down drives and paid a dollar for a honey. After I proceeded to get tore the hell up, I grabbed the mic and began to empty. The whole place was jumping and bopping through the fog, cause Andy logged up in the place, so get the hell out of my face. Looks like baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby R-O-S-T Model number X-5-6-7-3 Going to the gas station to get some cigarettes Have a white light, hard pack to be exact You want a passport, bitch? I got a laser gun You wanna stop me? Well, you better run Get so jealous of my infinite lifespan Step on up, I'll throw your ass in a frying pan One box, don't pop, no problems I said, so we gotta get A.I.D.s One box, don't pop, no problems I said, so we gotta get A.I.D.s Getting drunk off the cocktail that a human bought me Chilling in the casino cause they forgot to card me Knowing they'll get me on my way out If they knew I was a robot, they'd be like Get out and stay out, I'm paid out My robotic ass for calculating the odds of roulette And craps, and now I'm making the rounds Slapping bitches on the ass If worse comes to worse I'll teleport back to my pad and crash Robots don't got no problems I said, so we gotta get A.I.D.s Robots don't got no problems I said, so we gotta get A.I.D.s Robots don't got no problems I said, so we gotta get A.I.D.s Robots don't got no problems I said, so we gotta get A.I.D.s Robots don't got no problems Robots don't got no problems Peace Peace Peace guitar solo baby baby baby baby baby baby that is. How you gonna rip it like this, son? How you gonna rip it like that, son? I'm just kidding. Child of Murphy. Right out of the darkness. All right, the bombardments of vocals come back at you. Wait, I think that Hey, so I want to take a few minutes to say, I want to take a couple seconds to say I want to announce a couple of shows tomorrow night in fucking Azusa house. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Babe, we should have a music. Azusa mischief. We should have a music segment where we talk about all the gigs. Let the Wookie win. Yeah. Who knows how to do a Wookie sound here? A Wookie? I'll give you 500 for the Wookie hands. Hold on. Hold on. We have a motherfucking Caller! Caller! What's up caller? Is it Vader? Hey what up? Caller caller caller. What up? What up Holmes? What up? What the fuck is this? Hey meet me by the logs where you became a slut with my vato. Johnny! That's if you're down for your shit eh? Caller on the line. You guys are fucking. Caller on the line. What? We're what? You guys are hilarious. We're hilarious. Who is this? They're sick. Who is this is? The fuck is this? Is that good or bad? Cephalonius Maximus? Guys I'm going to give my shout out to my fucking homie Jamison Hook. Jamison? Yes. Word. Word. This fuck gets all the love from the men. Grab your ankles. Ay ay ay. It's not fair. Give me some chon chon. Give me that chon chon you white bitch. Oh man why we got to go back right there again? Why? I still don't know who's on the fucking line. Who is this is? Hey where did my lighter go? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby? Where you at baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby your name and gang dog over there motherfucker we're from the fucking inner earth dog we're from the inner we're from the magnanimous core crust of the ortho pathic earth center from the underground yes we just humanoid are you from where are you from dog what are you trying to get crazy with are you a sugar dweller or what yeah you a day walker dog or what a gay walker a day walker sidewalker up walker butt cheek in the fuck whoa whoa butt cheek in the what what happened what did he say butt cheek in the what he's an up rocker hey where you from man where you calling from from hollywood oh hell yeah oh shit bring cuba fucking cuba we still don't know who the fuck this is who is this is this is what's your name homie identify yourself yeah check yourself oliver oliver oliver oliver oliver hey what's up man you gonna come to the project blow show next week or what oliver dog you gotta come through dog oliver oliver oliver is the g dog hold on i'm trying to hear him i can't hear him you trying to come to the uh project blow show next week or what thursday night oh hell yeah i'm gonna fuck this shit up i'm on your website i put you on facebook for sure i put you already shared you on my page right now oh you're supporters you see yeah what do you what do you want to do what do you want to do what do you want to do what you want to do what do you want to do what do you want to do what do you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want to do what you want Oliver Pozo. They're going to look out for you. Cool. All right. Cool. We're going to holler at you. Thank you for calling. You know where the Pozo the Clown outfit? We're going to kill him. Oh, shit. We're going to kill him. I'm going to go drink some Jameson. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yes, sir. I think he likes you, though. Peepy gets soft. Uh-huh. You see me in a drink? Anybody have a lighter? Oh, yeah. Jameson. Anybody? Get down James Brown. Put the needle in. Jameson and Chudweiser. Jameson makes me soft. Rum makes me hot. Straight cholo body. All chest and arms. Yeah. Cholo body. Like a pit bull. Free thumper, baby. Free thumper. A thumper, dude. Fucking. Exactly. Straight thumper. Well, you guys are sick, man. You guys. Thanks, brother. Put the fucking board on and rap and shit. Hell yeah. Make us laugh more. We got some requests. Want me to tap dance next or what? We got shit for you, man. I'll tap dance. Records coming soon, dog. We got you. Little peepees. Whoa. We're peepee mongrels. Pee-pee-toe. Dropping my rum cock here. Rum cock. On my little pee-cock. You're a butt pirate. What a day. Whoa. For sure. Chud. Chud. Thank you for calling in to the Chudaboy show. Hell yeah. Thank you for listening. Much love. Good shit. Chudaboy. The Chud fans right there. The Chud's fans. The Chud's fans. Is that how I'm supposed to say it? The Chud's. I don't know. The Chud's. The Chud's. The Chud's fans. Fans. We don't got fans. They're Chudlings. They're just the Chuds. They're just the Chuds. The minions. They're the minions. They're everywhere, dude. We're all Chuds. Hell yeah. We're all Chuds. Am I a Chud too? You're about to turn into one in like another 18 hours. Yeah, we got 18 hours. The clock is ticking. He's already turning into one. He already had some domestic violence going on. Yeah, we're already like, yeah. He's already feeling the circumstance. We're almost in doomsday, guys. Moe's about to get off. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Rapture's about to happen in about 45 minutes, bro. Oh, yeah. Well, as long as my cycle happens tomorrow night. Hey, so like I said, tomorrow night at the fucking Psycho House. Yeah. What's up, Azusa, California? What's the address? What's the address? You know what? The Psycho House. I don't know. It's just called the Psycho House. Call in. Call in. Facebook. You'll find that. Just go to the Nopal and you'll find the eagle on the cactus and then you'll make a left and then the donkey's right there and then you go there. Don't pass the guy with the sombrero. You've gone too far. Yeah. Look for the Tapatio guy. He's right there. They have Tapatio socks. Hey, yo, yo, yo. What's up with the Tapatio guy having blue eyes? No. What is that? What? No way. That's because you shop at the 99 cent store. Is that real? Is that really happening? You got the outdated Tapatio. Hey, wait. I got to say. That's the corporate Tapatio. I got to say, though. I'm 100%. You buy the Tapatio from Mongolia. I'm 100% Mexican and my fucking dad has green eyes and my grandfather had blue eyes. Are you from Jalisco? Yes, I am from Jalisco. That's right. My mom's from Jalisco. That's a concusador. They're all black. They're blue eyes. I'm going to make that name. We're white. We're white looking Mexicans. But it doesn't mean that we're less Mexican or nothing like that. Because when no one can, a Mexican. That's right. We're pro Mexicans right here. What's up? Don't be a Mexican. We're pro everybody that listens. I'll fucking stab you in the neck. What? We don't hate anybody. We hate everyone the same. Equally. Equal opportunity. I hate equally. If you're an asshole, I hate you. I'm not talking shit. I promote. I hate myself because I'm an asshole. I promote misanthropy very, very much. That's not. And our views don't necessarily reflect the views of Skid Row Studios. But the Chuds hate everybody the same. Thank you, Chuds. Thank you very much. We hate everybody the same. It'll be an all-Chud world. We hate hip-hop. Hip-hop artists. We're just some motherfucking. It's been. It's been. Shroom smoking. It's been really fun, though. Underground rocking. It's been really fun. It was LaFrost and Mo here. Yeah. Much props. Much props. We got to do the bumper. Remember the bumper. Don't forget the bumper. Do it. Thanks for coming through, though. Gotta bump that. Bump that. Bump that. Bump that shit. Much props to Skid Row. And everyone involved. No, seriously. Jeremy on the boards. Jeremy on the boards. Yes, Jeremy. He's been kind of quiet. Yeah, big time. What's going on, Jeremy? Where you at? Why you been so quiet over there? Come on, Jeremy. I've been staying up till 4 a.m. every night this week, man. Well, Jeremy's a very hard worker. Too many hookers in Skid Row Studios. Too much hookers and blood. I'll tell you what, dude. Because you. Because you. Because we're at the end of the week. And then so we get the, like, tired, like, Jeremy that. Hey, I want to give a round of applause, though, to Jeremy. Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks. Yeah, Jeremy. Yeah. Fucking holding this shit down, dude. He's the guy in the back, but he's doing everything. He's working wonders, dude. Yeah, nothing this year will be. Nothing this year, whatever. Yep. Fucking shit. Spending all that fucking money and time and equipment. I don't know. Skid Row Studios, I think Jeremy's creating a fucking monster. Prostitutes, come show us your tits. Jeremy's waiting. A monster. Let's do this. Oh, yeah. Skid Row Studios. Come on, guys. Killing you. The LaFrost and Mo show. All you fucking maggots out there. All you sluts. All you slimebags. They are the shit. All you punk rock, gory motherfuckers. Gutter punks. Everybody. Everybody, dude. All you donkey dinks. You know, I hope some of you guys enjoyed the fucking- Donkey dickhead motherfuckers. The dubs that we played and shit. We always do it every fucking episode. What do we do? We always play dubs and shit. We love reggae and shit. We always have ska bands on the show. Friday night, last night. One last thing before we bounce. Before we bounce, one last thing. Yo, check it. Check it. One thing. Hey. Chuds 2011. So it's C-H-U-D-D-S 2011 at hotmail.com. No, it's S on our Facebook. Technical glitch. So come at us on Facebook. You got to change that shit. Yeah, so we can stay in contact and let you know what's going down. Handle. You can become a chud and we can give you that chud serum. Find us so we can kill you. You got to either go with the S or the Z. So you got to decide right now and then change it, whatever it may be. And you guys have to remember, too, you can find this episode. And I say you go with the Z. You'll find episode seven. 17 on iTunes and on skidrow.la pretty soon. Right, Jeremy? Peep it out. Peep that shit. Yeah, man. We'll have it uploaded. See, that's an app. Probably by afternoon tomorrow. I think we're going to not do a show next week. Next week we'll be taking a week off. I'm going to be out of town. Yes. Jeremy's a busy man. Oh, where's it going? He's going to London. I got to go to Virginia. Virginia. Almost London. He's going to Buffalo Bill County. Can you eat some fucking fried tomatoes for me? Vergina. Cow patties. West Virginia. Oh, what a call. Hey, you guys ever heard of Regina? West Vagina? It's in Canada. I know that bitch. I found that out when I lived there. Virginia? Call her on the line. We got to call her or what? We got to call her on the line. Call her. Who's this? Que huele? Que huele? Que huele? Que huele? What's up, ese? Que paso? Jose? Hey, man. This is Vince from another show on skidrow.la. The Mar Music Radio Pod. Yes. You better listen to that shit. I'm calling to tell you something. I'm calling to tell you guys goodbye. Goodbye? Goodbye. Oh, because you're thinking that we're going to die or what? That's it. It's the end of the world. You think so? Really, Vince? You really think that? I don't believe that you think that. The judge didn't fuck your mom yet, so we still not. And I'm going to miss you guys. Oh, Vince. It's not going to happen, dude. It's not going to happen. I don't think so. I don't think so. I think it's not. I remember. Noah's Ark. They found something on Noah's Ark that said it was going to happen. And you know, I believe it. It's Noah's Ark. It's Noah's Ark. So there you go. Hey, bro, on the air. You know what? I love everybody, too. Well, you know what? Hey, check it. The world's not going to end. Just the ones that are chosen by God are going to go to heaven. The rest of us are going to be here. So we'll see what happens. The chuds are going to go to heaven. I know I'm going to heaven. I know I'm going to heaven. The chuds are going to go to heaven. I don't know about all y'all, but I know I'm going to heaven. We're going to pollute the hierarchy. I repent from right now. I repent. I repent. So let's say, for instance, if the world ends and whatever I survive and you die, can I have your musical instruments? Yeah. I need your bank statements, too, though. I need your bank account numbers. Yeah, all that shit. Shoot it. Yeah, you could probably have my guitar, but you got to treat her like a lady, though. Oh, I will. Oh, you got to rub it the right way. I don't know about him treating things like that. I think you might want to. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to talk shit. Babe, I love you. I'm kidding. Vince. I'm not going to tell you how he treats a lady, but. Yeah, so we got them. You call him. I can tell you how he treats me. Oh, OK. Sorry. I'm just kidding. Go ahead, shit. Babe, I'm just kidding. You started. You opened Pandora's box. Pandora's box. Well, I don't know if you want him to treat your guitar like a lady. I want the brown eye, not the one that winks, the one that stinks. Give me some chon chon. Give me some chon chon. I fucking hate that Vince. Do you know how much I fucking hate that fucking chon chon? Really? Why do you hate me? Do you understand how much I hate this motherfucker? Once we go off air, you're going to be ready. And for some reason, it's a fucking running joke throughout all the fucking show. This ain't the streets. What the fuck is that about? Cinderella, find yourself another. Cinderella. Oh, my God. You like Tinkerbell. She's fine. Sorry, no talking, y'all. It's midnight. Gross. You like Tinkerbell. That's the next show. Gross. Gross. Ew, she's jealous. Totally gross. Totally gross. Look at me. Tres puntos like spider. Ew. Ew. Ew. What's the matter? A spider? Are you scared of me? We should get that guy here on the LaFrost Emotion to a call-in or some shit. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. You think we should track him down? We should do a whole Blood In, Blood Out show, dude. Two hours of Blood In, Blood Out. Pendleton, Cortez, and Paps the Ribbon, dude. Somebody help me with the fucking hell that I'm in right now. LaFrost, you're going to have a panic attack for sure, dude. You guys, everybody knows Blood In, Blood Out, but do you guys remember Boulevard Nights? Willie. Hell yeah. Danny De La Paz. What does who's suit? VGV. Little pup. Oh, are you serious? Don't look at me, little puppy. I don't remember that. Don't look at me. God damn me. That guy's disgusting. That guy's disgusting. Hey, what happened to Pipe Face? I didn't like it. We've had enough of that. Vince, here's a change of subject. How's your mom? Is she good? Oh, she's doing good. Yeah, she was sick. She was doing better. She was sick. How is she sick? Yeah, I will. How is she sick? Yeah, I will. Maybe I'll have her call in when I show. Not when I'm here though. Not when we're here. Not when the chubs are here. I love your mom. Your mom is fucking awesome. I love your mother. Maybe Dr. Killamoff can cure her though. He has the serum. He has the serum for evil and greatness. She's fine now, Dr. Killamoff. Thank you very much for your services, but she's fine now, I think. Yeah. Right? But we took the serum tonight. She's a very special lady. We'll be chugs tomorrow. Seriously, one love. But yeah, you guys got to make sure you listen to the More Music Radio pod. The Skid Row Studio Familia. Yeah, man. Yeah, the Skid Row Familia is going to be back in two weeks, right? Yes. Correct. Back in action. Killing you. Yeah, we're going to be locked up for a couple weeks, but they'll let us out. You know, county's full right now. We're going to be playing the roll out. We're going to be fucking dead. Three hunts in a day. Oh yeah, we're going to be dead, right? When I survive, I can have a little bit of fun. I'm going to be dead. I'm going to be dead. I'm going to be dead. When I survive, I can have the homemade guitar, but I got treated like a lady. Jeremy. And I shall. Hey, I told you already, Vice. I mean, Vince, I told you already. You don't want Moses to treat your guitar like a lady. You got to tell him to treat it like something like a- Treat it like a guitar. Dude looks like a lady. Babe, are you saying anything? Hey, guys. I just called in to say what's up, and I was listening to Chud doing the acapella shit, man. Yeah. That was pretty cool. Yeah. I'm going to be in the studio. I'm going to be in the studio. Yeah. Looks like I'm in heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or heaven or Jehovah's Witnesses. Who do you got lined up for the next show, Vince? Who you guys got coming up? On June 2nd, I think we got Very Big Careful coming in. I think they're going to do a couple songs. Columbia is from Columbia. Those are the bad. Yeah, they're fucking bad. That's right. I like Columbia. All right. We're going to get them lined up to play some songs and shit. But yeah, man, that's in two weeks. Skid Row.LA, 10 p.m. on Thursday, June 2nd. Thanks for calling in, man. Simone is sick. Fuckin' A, Vince. And if I don't see you guys, man, you know, whatever, it's been fun, man. And I'm going to miss you guys. In case you die. Hey, Vince, real quick. I'm going to enjoy playing your guitar, bro. Don't you? Hey, Vince. After all the fucking hard like shit that we've gone through, Vince, I feel you, Vince. Seriously. Hey, Vince, this is for Vince real quick. Hey, if you can't find me, look for a bluey kind of like van with 10 keys of coke inside. Were they outside of a Zody's at that? Or what was it? What was outside of a Zody's? The Zody's on Whittier or something? Oh, it was a Zody's. Oh, my God. What are the blue eyes? All right, Vince. Hey, mami, cuidado con el chorizo. I need it for later. Pinche vendido. All right, thank God. You have a good one, man. You have a good one, brother. Peace out. Yes, listen to that show, The More Music Radio Pod. And then we got Verbal Vomit and we got The Piñata Hour. Yes, The Piñata Hour. So Jeremy's a busy motherfucker, dude. Yeah. Yeah. But he's handling this shit at the video studios. Doing it big. You're the man, Jeremy. Put the little red recording light on and shit. Yes. It's all about that recording light, man. It's all about the weed, smoking the weed, smoking the weed. Speaking of weed, I think we have the outro song about weed. Weed. We love weed. Don't weed. Some call it marijuana. Marijuana. Kids, don't try this at home. Yes. Yes. Leave your appearance for the loan. We want to thank the Chugs for coming in tonight. All the callers and shit. Everybody who supports us. Continue listening to our show and thank you very much for letting us fucking infect your ears with fucking the shit that we want to hear and listen and talk about because we don't give a fuck and just kick them in the balls. Kick them in the balls. Kick them in the balls. Skid Row Studios. We want to thank the Chugs again for being here and shit. Everybody that's in here and Skid Row Studios. Skid Row Studios with us and shit. Uncle Teeth. Danny for taking video footage and pictures and shit. And we'll be back on June 3rd, I believe. Thumper. Free Thumper. With the Pins. L.A. punk rock band and shit. And then after that, we're going to have the Coochies. The Coochies and the Ten. They're a girl-friendly, all-girl punk rock band, which I, of course, love to promote, even if, you know, whatever. And they'll be playing some live tracks that we're going to record at Skid Row Studios' satellite spot at the garage of Eternal Stench in the San Gabriel Valley. Yes. And you'll be able to hear their shit live. Shabba. Okay, bye. Shabba. Oh, yeah. Shorty. Fuck off. Fuck off. Bye.! Bye. Weed, I love weed. I, I, I, I, I love weed. Weed, weed, I love weed. And I love the weed. The founding fathers smoked the weed. The founding fathers plant the weed. The founding fathers plant the seed. They just want the... Weed, weed, I love weed. The UNI and 420 love the weed. Raise your hand if you love weed. And I love the weed. Oh, weed. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I love the weed.