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Obviously, we will check in on the breaking news, the shooting at the Sikh Temple.
It's another horrible shooting.
Our hearts go out to the victims.
We're still learning more.
Maybe we'll have a moment of silence to represent the gun control debate.
That won't happen.
We will discuss whether or not the Chicago and Boston mayors helped Chick-fil-A set a record for one-day sales, talk about the Olympics a little bit, and the bad fluence that is.
Badminton.
Obviously, we will hit on some politics, and Obama signs a secret order for Syria, which I don't think he knows what secret means, and a whole lot more.
But let's start off with the breaking news.
The shooting in Wisconsin, another terrible shooting.
Seven people, the seventh being the actual shooter, were killed.
We're just finding out more.
They don't know too much about it as of yet.
Four were found dead inside.
One person was shot.
A police officer was shot several times in what seems like a firefight with the...
No, that's what I said.
He's the guy that took the shooter down.
No, no, no.
They've since said that a second policeman shot the guy.
Really?
Not the guy that took a couple bullets?
Although they say that guy's going to be okay.
Yeah, I don't think that makes that guy any less of a hero.
But yeah, that is what they're saying.
But I mean, it's still changing.
You did seem a little disappointed that that guy couldn't get...
He's a hero without good aim?
He is.
Is that what you're...
You know what?
He took the bullets while the other guy shot him is what we're going with right now.
But they're all heroes over there.
At this point in time, we'll find out more.
Obviously, they don't know the motivation.
They don't really know much about it.
No, it's a horrible story.
Between that and Colorado, it's enough to make you sick to your stomach.
Yeah, we'll check in on that douchebag as well over in Colorado.
It had to be done.
So as we get more info, obviously, if we get any more now, we will mention it.
I mean, what you hope is...
Obviously, they're wondering whether it's a hate crime.
And the thought is...
And this is all speculation because nobody knows.
Nobody knows anything really yet.
But is whether they have been targeted incorrectly for a hate crime, which is not only racist and stupid, but poorly aimed.
And yet, obviously, the most likely scenario.
That's what terrifies me.
I think you're right.
I think...
I'm wondering if it's going to come out he had a hatred of Muslims, and unfortunately, he didn't know any better.
That is what actually one of the members of the temple...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You generally don't credit these people with that hate that want to go out and shoot up some people.
You're saying they're not smart, Drew?
Exactly.
I'm not going with they're the geniuses in society.
No, but we don't want to...
I mean, we don't want to do what was done in the Trayvon Martin case, which is...
It's one thing to talk about it.
It's another thing to assign motivation and then before you know anything.
And then everything, every case that was built in the press was wrong.
But that being said...
Yes.
If I had to bet on it, I would assume it was an idiot who was obviously an idiot, but you assume it was a hateful idiot who didn't even know who he was hating.
On the car ride in.
Again, this is just, you know, it's hearsay at this point because it wasn't confirmed, but I had the CNN on in the car and they were talking about it is...
They were waiting for confirmation, but supposedly this guy who was wearing a white tank, you know, wife beater...
The shooter, you're saying?
Yes.
Okay.
They said because he had...
This tank top on, they were able to see that he had a 9-11 tattoo.
What is a 9-11 tattoo?
Cracker Jacks?
Yeah.
Well...
No?
No.
It's either...
I'm assuming either just like, you know, always remember the 9-11 or, you know, buildings.
I don't know.
But they said, you know, something related to 9-11 and...
They always say that.
They love...
I mean, until they...
Only Giuliani was reporting Giuliani covering a story.
They always say that.
Yeah.
Well, it's just a matter of time before someone says Obama set it up.
They set it up to try to get gun control back in the...
Oh, I'm sure that's already out there.
Oh, yeah.
But we will hopefully find out more.
So now they're going to say he's a Sikh?
Is that it?
If he's not a Muslim, he's a Sikh.
Yeah.
Well, unfortunately, a lot of people here don't know the difference and they just want to hate somebody.
Not that any one group is right to hate, but, you know, it's bad enough that you're hating groups based on stereotypes.
It's another thing.
You're hating the wrong group based on stereotypes.
Now you're just stupid and hateful, hopefully.
And unfortunately, this guy is...
Well, I say unfortunately.
Unfortunately, he's dead, but unfortunately, we won't find out any information from him specifically.
I would like him to eventually be dead.
Unless he's left his little manifesto, you know, as he starts searching his Facebook page, you know, that kind of thing.
Yeah.
No, that is possible.
That is possible.
Well, so tragic, and we will learn more.
But while we're staying on gun-related tragedies, charges were filed against James Holmes, 24 counts of first-degree murder, 116 counts of attempted murder.
Which is basically two counts for every person that was killed or wounded.
The second count being an attitude of universal malice manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life.
Well, you'd think the first first-degree murder would cover malice towards human life.
It's a legal backdoor coverage in case they try to establish insanity.
And they're just going to say, well, then it's just completely depraved indifference.
You may not have known the difference, but for you to go in...
If you go into a theater, there should have been some reasonable expectation if you started spraying bullets around, someone's going to get hit and hurt.
Yeah.
If you didn't know, yeah.
If they can prove you wouldn't know that.
Is premeditated.
Okay.
Don't forget the one count of really bad hair.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the one count.
Don't forget the one count of really bad joke.
Let's listen to this right here on James Holmes about James Holmes.
A new investigation raising questions about warning signs and whether the university attended by the suspect.
Would have or should have taken action.
For weeks, the world has been wondering, did anyone see signs this would emerge from a seemingly ordinary Ph.D.
student?
ABC News has learned psychiatrist Dr. Lynn Fenton, who was treating Holmes at the University of Colorado, was also a key member of the school's threat assessment team.
In fact, these documents ABC uncovered show Fenton actually wrote the university's policy on threat assessment.
What's more, our affiliate KMGH is reporting exclusively.
That by early June, Fenton actually notified other members of the team about her concerns about Holmes's behavior.
But on June 10th, three days after Holmes bought an assault weapon, he suddenly told the university he's quitting.
And so sources tell KMGH the larger threat assessment team never had a formal meeting and never intervened.
So once he once he quit school, he's no longer a threat.
No longer.
No longer.
They're a problem.
Yes, that's the thing.
So the question is, is, well, two questions.
One is, what should they have done?
And two, what could they have done?
Well, with Dr. Patient confidentiality, you're talking about a real tough, tough question.
Well, except she was already able to.
I mean, she she notified that beta team, the behavioral evaluation and threat assessment team, which she was a member of.
She notified them that six weeks in advance.
Oh, well, then some.
Here's the thing.
But then he started dropping out and they went before they met to deal with it.
They went, oh, well, he's dropping out.
So she knew.
And they also say that in order for her to do that, it has to be more than just general statements.
He has to imply that he's going to do something or he's been planning to do something.
Yeah.
I also believe with that doctor patient confidentiality, if there is, you know, even like with the priest or whatever, it's like if there is a threat.
Imminent threat.
Yeah.
That doesn't apply.
You can notify someone.
Well, yes.
Which which comes to.
I mean.
I mean, what did he say in order?
He said something that made her feel this guy is a threat.
Right.
And in order for her to do that, apparently it had to be some implication that he was going or wanted to or was planning to do something, not just statements of I, you know, I wish this shit would happen.
I have a sort of offbeat question with this.
It's not even a joke.
I'm serious.
When you order porn or something like that, it comes in a plain brown wrapper.
But this guy online was ordering ridiculous.
Amounts of bullets and guns.
Seriously.
Does the UPS guy not notice that these things are just being delivered?
You know, it's being delivered.
Legally.
It's R.S.
Legally.
I understand.
But massive amounts.
Legally.
Yeah.
Not all through.
I mean, he he went out and got the assault rifle, I believe, in person the day the day he failed his oral exam.
I mean, you know what?
This sucks.
I'm going to go get an assault rifle.
Fortunately, I can do that.
I guess ice cream.
Didn't do that.
No.
Yeah.
I failed my exam.
I think I'm going to go drink is usually or or I find that a great answer for most things.
And Jeremy, my producer, wherever you are, I'm sure you find that a good answer for most things as well.
But yes.
But you know what?
I mean, I don't I don't know.
I mean, if she's contacting the question is, is if you felt it was a big enough threat, I understand there may not be anything you can do.
They did not contact the police.
Um.
They're no longer.
He's no longer their responsibility.
Isn't that the first person?
If you have any concern that you might want to contact?
Well, I think the first.
Yes.
And I believe my I would think.
But I would think, well, the first person to contact apparently is this assessment team, this threat assessment team.
Once they're contacted, if you felt that they needed to be contacted.
Now you say, oh, he's no longer our responsibility.
Or you can word it.
He's no longer.
We have no jurisdiction over him anymore.
If he's dropping out.
We should maybe tell somebody else who might be.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
As opposed to, well, we've done all we can.
Well, no, I mean, Drew got it right.
It's a CYA.
It's a cover your ass situation.
Yeah.
Once he was off campus, he was no longer that university's concern.
Right.
Which is a really narrow minded.
They were.
Stupid way to look at it.
If they thought he was going to spray bullets on campus, they would have done something because they're covering themselves.
But he's like out there.
And they obviously felt he was.
He was.
That was possible.
That was possible.
Enough for her to feel that.
She needed to discuss it with people.
But then, yes, once the only part of that sentence was changed, the word campus was taken out of that.
Apparently they went, OK, well, that's all we can.
I'm guessing that person isn't feeling too good about themselves right now.
But probably not.
But I'm sure they're also in a cover your ass mode.
Well, the school is.
I'm talking about the individual.
Same thing.
Yeah.
You find most people don't cover their own asses immediately.
So, I mean, I'm sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm wearing pants.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
I wanted to talk.
We didn't last week.
And I wanted to talk a little bit.
And, you know, it's hard to.
You know what?
Before we before we go to the Olympics, I do want to talk about the Olympics eventually.
But Chick-fil-A obviously had had a big week.
Let's listen to this.
Chick-fil-A will be ground zero in the culture wars today.
The restaurant chain set a sales record on Wednesday thanks to a nationwide boycott in support of its president's opposition to same sex marriage.
Today, a nationwide protest is in the works.
ABC's Tumman Bradley has the details.
Today at Chick-fil-A restaurants across the country, gay customers plan to fight back.
Not only showing up, but also kissing and protests of the fast food chain's opposition to same sex marriage.
Chick-fil-A has been caught in the middle of the cultural clash over marriage with gay rights advocates calling for a boycott of the restaurant after the Chick-fil-A president said this about marriage.
I think we're inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, you know, we know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.
Chick-fil-A says it's always been up front about its core beliefs.
The company's founder uses biblical principles.
Manage the business.
For example, Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays.
Now, when I say biblical marriage, does he mean you can have as many wives as you want or you can sell your daughter into marriage for a good piece of land?
Which biblical?
No, I think they're very specific that you have to marry your brother's wife if he dies.
Yeah, and have sex until she gets if if the husband dies before the wife gives him a son, she has to marry his brother and keep having sex until they have a son.
Now, if this was on your podcast, this is on bad advice.
Everybody.
Would come immediately with the question.
Well, what does she look like?
Yes.
That's OK.
Yeah.
It's interesting how biblical they pick out which biblical parts they want to they want to use.
The other thing I think was interesting about the audio clip we heard was the guy said he finds himself caught in the middle.
No, you're not caught in the middle when you step up and you say, oh, by the way, here's a certain group of people I don't think should have the same basic right that I have.
And I'm going to throw a shit ton of my money behind this idea.
That is that is true.
You got a First Amendment right.
I got a First Amendment.
That's fine.
But as soon as you start bankrolling hate, you've stepped over the constitutional line in my.
Well, OK, well, here here's where and I fall.
No, not necessarily constitutional, but you should expect backlash.
That's different.
Yes.
Yeah.
Now that take that on the chin.
And that is that to me is where things went kind of wrong is this guy has felt this way always.
And he's given now a lot of people didn't know.
Drew actually was the first person to tell me that that he gives to, you know, anti gay causes and, you know, don't.
And broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly broadly!
content so like rules of engagement we get free chicken lunches but when we did celebrity sex addiction or celebrity rehab they're like no no no no we don't want our product with that show so that's how i found out i didn't know they were a christian organization until that started coming up and i'm like really interesting that's that's amazing now to me here's the problem and for anyone obviously who doesn't know uh mike huckabee chick-fil-a the announcer the owner announced um his stance on uh anti-gay marriage um and he also in the clip you heard he said it's a slap in god's face um and so although can you slap god in the face either way you think he's wouldn't he turn the other cheek hello thank you well played well played um and so uh mike huckabee called for a a uh national appreciation chick-fil-a day and they said there were just lines all over the place now here is where i think things went wrong even though they meant well mayors of chicago and boston uh emmanuel and uh and mayor menino of boston um who has some of the best clips of uh sports names butchered ever but those two guys who are you know are all for a gay marriage basically came out and said we don't want you here we don't we're going to try to fight they've since backed down as to we're not going to necessarily keep you out uh rama manual is back down and said we're not going to try to keep you out but just the audio clips of sounding like they're going to try that has changed the way we're going to fight and they've changed the way we're going to fight and they've changed the way we're going to fight and they've changed this from the original bullshit right of freedom of religion to now freedom of of speech and that that's the annoying thing because before if the if rama manual would have just come out and said you don't share the same beliefs that our people have and i don't think you'll do well that's different but when you say i don't think you should be here for that reason now what you've changed is everybody who's saying hey you have freedom you know this is a freedom of religion issue which is bullshit but they claim that but to me it's not a freedom of religion it's a freedom of religion it's a freedom of religion it's a freedom of religion it's a freedom of religion obviously religious freedom is not i'm telling you that you can't get married because my religion doesn't believe it that's not religious freedom right but that's what that's what they fascism right but that's what they hide behind all the time right but it's horseshit right nobody's telling churches they have to marry gay couples but but legally the government would recognize it um so i don't have a problem with the church continuing to not recognize gay marriage if you're going to believe in fairy tales in the first place then you can live by whatever rules we have here no you part of having religious freedom is as long as you don't you know force your views on others you can practice and do have you know believe whatever you want and that's religious freedom and that's fine right even if yours is stupid right and the thing is is chick-fil-a despite what you know we disagree with with his personal beliefs they didn't you know it's not like they not serving they're not not serving gay people they're not no no shoes no shirt no yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he felt it's a freedom of speech issue.
You lend legitimacy to a cause that shouldn't have any.
Yes.
Yes.
Now, you saw the people lined up too, right?
Some of them.
They're hard to look directly at.
Well, I'm telling you, what you have here is dietetic Darwinism, my friends.
Let them eat to their hearts, their soon-to-be-stopped-up hearts content.
It is delicious.
No, it's got pickles, and you lost me on that one there.
But it is delicious.
It is.
I wish that chicken sandwich did not hate gay people, because it is delicious.
The owner of the largest Wendy's franchise, I don't know if that means, I don't know how many he owns, how many stores he owns, but Jim Furman in the Carolinas, obviously somewhere down there, he owns a bunch of Wendy's, and they put up a sign that says, we stand with Chick-fil-A.
No.
Wendy's Consumer Relations Department then responded with, this is one independent franchise's personal opinion.
We are proud to serve customers of varied races, backgrounds, cultures, and sexual orientation with different beliefs and values.
Bearing that in mind, this franchisee has decided to remove the message from his restaurant signs.
Not the Baconator.
The Baconator can't be coded in both bacon and hate.
It tastes so good.
You can't have bacon on my hate burger.
No, it doesn't.
Hate on my bacon burger?
It does taste good, and I know what Baconator means to you as well.
That's a lot of meaning to you.
I'm surprised they don't throw their support behind Jack in the Box, because at least that's the kind of relationship they support.
If it was Ann in the Box, they couldn't do it?
They didn't have to protest?
That's nice.
All right, let's talk Olympics, man.
I want to get your guys' opinion and find out how much you've been watching, but listen to this.
This was a golden day for Team USA at the Olympics.
Swimmer Michael Phelps officially became the most decorated Olympian of all time, and the fierce young women of the gymnastics team leapt and vaulted their way to victory.
The first team gold for America's female gymnast since 1996.
Since 1997, the Olympics have been the most important in the history of the Olympics.
So first of all, we have Michael Phelps.
Oh, that's a great picture, Drew.
Drew showed me a picture of a woman sitting in a Chick-fil-A chair, or let me rephrase that, kind of sitting around a Chick-fil-A chair.
The chair is barely noticeable.
Yeah, that's a large woman.
Ma'am, could you give us back our chair?
So have you guys been watching the Olympics?
Well, more like clips.
Like, I'll watch after the fact.
Well, you kind of have to now, because it's in London, and you find out a lot of shit, but do you...
If you already know the score, do you watch it?
I don't watch the long...
You don't watch the full anything?
No, but like, if I'm flipping through the channels, I'll actually watch a little bit of the gymnastics, or if there's a quick swim meet, or, you know, if I find...
I'll tell you what I found interesting, actually.
It was fencing.
Yeah, actually, that's funny.
I've been watching a lot of that myself.
It's very high-tech.
They have the whole Darth Vader thing happening, and they light up with colors.
That pulled me in, too.
I was watching with Jeff, and he was explaining some stuff to me about it, but I was watching, yeah, the high-tech quality of fencing is bizarre to me now.
And a lot of screaming.
More than women's tennis.
A lot of, yeah.
Way more than women's tennis.
A lot of grunting.
Well, we actually did that on Bad Advice for a while.
You know, they're outlawing the grunting.
The women's grunting in tennis.
I don't want to do it here, yeah.
Ah!
Yeah, well, they would have to do it here.
That was bizarre, because that's different.
In tennis, it seems like you're doing it while exerting energy.
To get that extra...
Full swing and exerting it, and maybe...
Maybe there's a head game thing going in there.
But the weird thing is, they said it's okay for the men to do, but not the women.
Yes, that is true.
That is actually true.
That is odd.
I didn't know that.
Really?
Yeah, that is true.
But now in fencing, they don't do it until afterwards.
Right.
It's a celebratory scream in fencing, which was strange.
Well, I watched the two women do it, and it was like...
When one was charging, it was almost like the way Zulu warriors used to yell to scare the people coming at them.
She was doing that.
When she went on the...
Like, the attack, she was like...
It was like it was enough to really make you want to...
Like, all right, stop.
I watched the 10,000 meters run with the British guy, the young guy who had moved from England to just outside of Portland, Oregon, to train with Lopez, one of the better distance runners ever.
Great story.
And he won it, and was just...
The guy that he had trained with the whole time came in second, and they were both...
That's nice.
And his daughter comes up, and they're wrapped in the British flag.
Yeah, I can always get sucked into that.
That is the thing.
It's a great...
I have less interest now, and I should say I watch less.
And just because I'm sure, because I'm older, I have more shit going on.
But first of all, I've always been more of a Winter Olympics guy.
But I've watched less of the Olympics over the years since they've gone, what, every two years?
They've alternated the Summer and Winter Olympics.
But I can still always...
I always emotionally can get wrapped up in less the story they want to tell you.
I'm not going to sit around and listen to the story beforehand.
But when they win, and the family comes out, and you just see...
The emotion of it will still get me.
Yeah.
I can't watch closing ceremonies, because as soon as they kick into slow motion, winning and losing, and Whitney Houston singing, it's all...
I get all emotional.
I can't do it.
It's sad.
I actually like...
I know a lot of people kind of are against him now, but I like the whole Michael Phelps thing, because he's like, yeah, it's cool to win, but I'm good.
You know what, though?
He's very mellow about the whole thing.
And he's hemp-powered, by the way, of course.
Yeah.
22 minutes.
He's one of the most decorated Olympian of all time.
Olympian in history.
And he's just like...
I mean, at that point, it's easy to be mellow, because what are you going to say?
You can't be too excited, because then you really come across as an ass.
You know?
They said, will you go in the next Olympics?
He said, no, because I always wanted to be retired by the time I was 30.
Okay, that's kind of a dick thing to say.
I believe he meant retired from swimming.
Swimming, all right.
But...
What do you do after that?
It's like what Paris Hilton said.
She was retiring.
Fuck, from what?
Yeah, but at least, we know what Phelps does.
This guy wins medals.
18 golds.
He finished with his last gold.
Now, for me, I'm too stupid to know when we get to, you know, swimming or any sort of racing, and they give me the meters.
It's like what I need somebody to do is forget the meters and tell me about...
Yeah, tell me about how long it is.
Be like, well, you know what?
This race is about from here to the Ralphs.
Okay, great.
Now I know how far it is.
No, in the same way, it's like, how many laps?
Yeah, that's what...
Are they going...
Because I don't know whether they're getting to the finish line or if they're just going to...
I'm like, oh, he forgot to stop.
No, no, no.
He's got three more laps.
There you go.
I don't know when I'm excited.
Now, do you think he gets more endorsements?
Because, you know, he had a bunch, and then when the whole pot smoking thing, they went away.
Subway didn't go away.
What do you do when you smoke?
You get hungry.
Well, that's fine, but yeah, he did lose some.
You swim to a Subway.
I got $5, man.
What a sandwich.
How many cookies can I get for this bronze?
Actually, it would be more appropriate if they sold like a fish sandwich.
Oh.
Okay.
Did anybody catch dressage?
Anybody catch any dressage?
I hate the notion of it.
I hate...
And it's not...
There's the Romney thing.
Dancing horse.
I have laughed.
I tell you what, I couldn't get through more than four minutes of it, but I laughed for the first three and a half minutes of that.
Did you see the Colbert report when he was doing it?
Yeah.
He interviewed the guy, and you could tell the guy's like, he's making fun of me.
Yes.
Yes.
It's an indefensible sport.
It is silly.
I mean, horse, horse dancing.
I mean, here's the thing is, I watched three different people go.
They all look like the Monopoly guy on a horse, and I can't tell the difference between any of them.
But it's the horse that's doing it all.
Right.
That's the part that angers me.
The horse doesn't win shit.
The horse doesn't win anything.
Yeah, the horse, if it breaks its leg, they shoot it.
But, you know, the Olympian gets an...
You're not an athlete.
He wins his ability to not be dog food.
That is what he wins.
He wins life.
Okay, well, last thing that I will notice that this is the first Olympics where I have, I have continuously read about people getting kicked out.
First, we had the Greek triple jumper was kicked out before the Olympics for tweeting.
Right, the hurdler.
Yeah, then it was a Swiss soccer player who called these South Koreans mongoloids, and he got kicked out.
Good, tough...
But the girl, the one who, about the immigrants.
Yes, that's the Greek, that's the Greek triple jumper.
And then now, there's four teams, one from, four doubles teams of badminton players, women badminton players, one from China, two from South Korea, and then another team from Indonesia.
Eight in total were kicked out for all trying to lose so they can, not to lose for money to blow the game, but to get a better seating or a better matchup in the next round.
Yeah, worst part of that is that because it's one less team, it's that many less times you get to hear them say shuttlecock.
Yeah, you know what, this is shuttlecock blocked if you ask me.
Nice, well done, well done.
Thank you.
That is nice.
I mean, it's the same thing as currency manipulation.
I mean, it's, you know, that's what you do.
You make it so you're always going to win.
Yeah, but I mean, you have to stop it.
You can't do it.
You can't, I mean, you can't let.
you have to try.
Thank you.
Yeah, exactly.
I agree with that.
All I'm saying is, first of all, two things is, because people have said is it different than at the end of a season for playoff seatings and you're resting your stars for the last three games of the season knowing if you lose you're going to get, you're going to go down or you're going to go down a little bit and play a better team, a team, a better matchup.
People are not a paid sports franchise.
Ah, well, you know, so I do think the rules are different and should be different.
Yeah, so, well, I mean, it's a different, it's a different tournament altogether as well as if you can't purposely lose to the point where, I mean, subtly, I mean, the place was booing them.
You were booing these.
with bad acting.
Yeah, I'm saying, if you're going to be bad but you're bad at being bad, you're like, come on, come on.
I mean, I hit the, I hit the top of the net.
These people were hitting the bottom of the net and letting the thing drop.
You're like, it's bad, Mitten.
You got to the Olympics.
You can't be that bad.
You can't be Larry from my eighth grade gym class trying to play the game and hurt himself.
Pete Rose is going, I could have made that shot.
Ah.
Pete Rose made 38 bucks on that thing.
He said, give me eight bucks on disqualification.
All right, let's, let's, let's talk a little politics.
Let's wrap up.
We started last week.
We talked about Romney eating his foot for a good portion of his, his trip over to London and then Israel.
This just in, on a health note, he actually has a very bad case of athlete's tongue now.
Oh, nicely played.
Nicely played.
This foot is not kosher.
No.
So when he first got there, we talked about, obviously the, his, he had a backtrack for an aide making some Anglo-Saxon comment that Obama didn't understand that relationship.
He backed away from that, obviously.
But then when he was in Israel, why wouldn't he understand that?
When he was, Obama's not a tutor.
I'm shocked.
You know what?
This, by the way, this just in from the, the Chinese badminton coach, by the way.
What a load of shit.
Are you kidding me?
Who are you to argue?
Wong Fu, are you kidding me?
You don't know where he's been.
He's 100% right.
He took the words right out of my mouth.
There's no booing involved.
I'm sorry.
All right, let's listen.
Let's listen to this.
Palestinians are reportedly outraged over comments made by GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney at a fundraising breakfast in Israel.
WINK has more.
Romney told donors that their culture is part of what has allowed them to be more economically successful than the Palestinians.
His comments have outraged Palestinian leaders who called them racist and out of touch.
Romney compared the per capita GDP of the two regions and said culture is what makes the difference.
The Guardian writes that the government may be a few other explanations.
Romney's analysis failed to touch on other potential factors such as decades of war and siege and checkpoints that sealed the territories from the outside world.
A Palestinian official called the remarks racist and said Romney doesn't know enough about the region or its people.
Romney's camp says his remarks were mischaracterized.
My remarks were taken into context.
Is that what he was claiming?
They were played back in their entirety.
How dare you?
They were only meant to be understood by white people.
Yeah, well, by the, by the handful of Jewish donors that he had in the room.
Did you, did you catch that the radio station was W-I-N-K?
No.
Wink radio?
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Romney.
That's funny.
Mittens.
He's playing to the crowd.
Yeah.
In that fundraiser breakfast, but.
You gotta know better.
If you're going to.
Dude, know your history.
Be a smart guy.
At least know how the press works.
Yeah.
I mean, if you're going to be, know your audience, but if your audience is going to end up being, everyone, because the press is there.
I mean, the thing is, is I don't have any problems with the pandering when you're trying to make money.
They're both sides do it.
It's just smarter.
You want somebody to do it a little better than, than that.
And then the bad backtracking.
That's, that's worse.
But the other thing is, all of his statements all along, it's such blatant pandering to the base.
He doesn't, I don't think that they really care.
Israel, you're saying.
Pissing people off.
No.
Oh, you mean, the Romney campaign.
No, the most telling clip of him of this entire campaign was when he was on the bus about four months ago and he just said, all I need is 51%.
Yeah.
He doesn't care.
Yeah, he doesn't care.
He doesn't give a fuck.
And as long as he can make this deal, it's all about the deal.
Let me get the deal.
Let me get the deal.
I want to be president.
He doesn't care.
No, no, I, that, that seems pretty accurate.
I mean, he's, he's shown that.
It's, what do you want me to say?
What do I need to say?
Yeah.
Now, while he was there, he did hail Israel's healthcare system as a model of efficiency and effectiveness.
Romney praised Israel for spending just 8% of its gross domestic product on healthcare while still remaining, quote, a pretty healthy nation.
Quote, we spend 18% of our GDP on healthcare, 10 percentage points more.
That gap, that 10% cost, let me compare that with the size of our military, he says.
Our military budget is 4%.
How does Israel do it?
Well, they created a national healthcare system.
They created a national healthcare system in 1995.
Right.
So, Romney's good with a national, or some sort of healthcare system like that.
He's fine with social life stuff as long as it's not here.
Yeah, in Massachusetts, in Israel, but not here.
But not here.
Again, just because he, it's not like he wouldn't have supported it.
It's just, it wouldn't have worked for his campaign.
Yes, if the Republican suddenly said, we will support that again since it was originally their idea years ago anyway, yes, he would flop on that immediately, no doubt.
But still, again, if your whole campaign is, we need, or a good portion of your campaign has been, we're going to get rid of Obamacare on day one.
Don't bring it up.
Yeah, don't praise fake Obamacare.
It's not even fake Obamacare.
It predates Obamacare by, you know, started in 95, for God's sake.
No, that's true.
That is a valid point.
That is a valid point.
But now back at home, he's got, he's got a fight with Harry Reid.
Listen to this.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid doing what gamblers often do in his state.
He's doubling down.
An unproven allegation, about Mitt Romney in taxes, claiming he didn't pay any taxes for a decade.
Governor Romney reacted sharply today.
It's time for Harry to put up or shut up.
Harry's going to have to describe who it is he spoke with, because of course, that's totally and completely wrong.
It's untrue, dishonest, and inaccurate.
It's wrong.
So, so I'm looking forward to have Harry reveal his sources.
And we'll probably find out it's the White House.
So far, he has not.
He's not backing down a bit, offering no facts, no evidence, just allegations and insinuation.
So the word's out that he hasn't paid any taxes for 10 years.
Let him prove that he has paid taxes because he hasn't.
That's my favorite part of the Harry Reid thing, by the way, is, by the way, let me tell you people, I am Harry Reid, and I'm letting you know that I have a source that you don't know who he is, but he told me Romney did not pay taxes.
By the way, now that you've heard that, the word is out.
Romney has not paid taxes.
I put the word out.
And now it's there.
But here's the thing.
I, it would be so easy.
I mean, if, let's say Harry Reid does, you know, does have someone that says something.
He's like, okay, tell you what, on the count of three, you know how like when you're going to do that exchange, like on the count of three, I'll give the name and you give up the taxes and let's see who's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, obviously Romney responded.
I mean, here's the thing is Romney responded with, with basically saying it's a lie.
It's one thing to say, who's your source, which we heard and, and put up or shut up.
But he obviously said, it's a lie.
I've paid a lot of taxes over the years.
Yeah.
But how does the put up or shut up not apply to both sides?
Um, well, here's the thing is, I think, I think before Harry Reid said anything, you know, there's a push for Romney to, to, you know, let his taxes out, to let everyone see his taxes, how his tax returns.
However, he legally doesn't have to do it.
Right.
Similar to, just to take the other side for a moment.
And obviously we know how ridiculous this is.
And we'll get to that in a bit, but Obama's birth certificate.
Exactly.
It's the same thing.
Right.
But, until he released it, he went two years without releasing it.
And they just, he, he released what he needed to release, but the other side was going, whoa, whoa, why don't you just release it?
And you're like, well, cause why do I have to?
Screw you.
Now, obviously everyone assumes that Romney doesn't want us to see his tax returns.
Cause otherwise, why would he give the other side something to, to at least speculate about?
That, and he gave 23 years of returns to the McCain-Palin campaign in 08.
Well, to the McCain campaign, which made it become the McCain-Palin campaign.
Yeah.
So if that isn't a clue that there's something probably kind of stanky in the woodhouse.
Stanky in the woodhouse.
Stanky in the woodhouse.
Now he did say when he was questioned about it, he recently, he said he was asked whether, cause the one year that he did give in, it said he paid 13.9%.
Yeah.
And so he was asked whether he has paid less than 13.9% in which in a Romney like style, he went, well, I, I'm not sure.
I don't know those numbers.
I'll look into it.
Well, it was legally required.
And then he said, I will look into it and I will let you know.
And then the next day when they asked him about it, his spokesman said, we've already released all the information we're going to release.
Yeah.
Which, which once again is not, you know, you can argue whether he should or shouldn't have to release more tax returns, but it's again, the lack of lack of diplomacy.
That's not the right word.
The lack of Bill Clinton ism to be able to go, dude, you know, you just got questioned.
Don't say yes.
In the next day, you're going to say no, right?
Be more vague.
Tell him you want to know what the definition of is, is Jesus.
Just shut up and make me King already.
Let the Mormons run the planet.
Shut up and make me King.
But you know, I mean, so, but now you were saying, why is the, uh, why is the proof not, you know, the burden of proof, not on him to put up or shut up.
My only argument would be Harry Reed came out of nowhere and said, and I believe Harry Reed probably has some kind of source.
And as a matter of fact, it was said to, a woman, a woman in CNN was reported to CNN that, uh, a second source said close to be to Harry Reed told the reporter at CNN that the original source does exist.
It's a Bain investor and is a credible person.
However, that source is also unnamed.
So you got an unnamed source confirming a first unnamed source, right?
But if you just come out with an accusation similar to the birth certificate, as ridiculous as that one seemed and eventually was, Hey, we're making this accusation.
It seems like it's based on nothing because you've given us nothing.
Uh, so we're going to, we're going to give you no proof as to why we're coming with this accusation.
Now it's on you to prove us right or to prove us wrong.
And you're like, no, it's almost impossible to prove a negative, right?
Not to mention happen.
All I actually, if I'm Romney, all I have to do is release what I've released.
Yes.
And obviously if he had something that, I mean, here's the thing is if he had anything that looked good enough that he can just be like, Harry Reed's lying, right?
That's what I'm saying.
It's the, I can't say facts, but the likelihood is he did pay because most rich people don't have to pay those high amounts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we don't know if it's zero, but I mean, even if let's say he paid, no, but if he paid, exactly.
If he paid 8%, basically he doesn't want to look like I'm sure.
Well, I mean, I would assume what he did is legal.
I would assume if he was illegally paying taxes or not paying taxes for years, he's not running for president, but that, that's part of the problem though, is that it is legal.
Well, yes.
And that's the, that's what I agree with you that he does.
He does not want to be a poster boy for what the Democrats are saying.
His tax code would look, would, would make America look like.
Um, and Jeff, you touched on something about, uh, Palin, uh, this week, uh, Cheney, Dick Cheney took his, uh, his fake heart and, uh, took it out for a walk and told, told people that, uh, Palin's, the decision for Palin, uh, for the VP nomination was a mistake.
He said she, uh, she lacked, the number one requirement for a vice president, which is readiness to step into the, uh, step into the office.
I thought it was testicles.
I find your lack of preparation disturbing.
Um, so now if you cross both Palin and John McCain off the list, that leaves 12 people in the world who don't think Cheney's an asshole.
So what do you do there?
He's right though, in this case.
Which 12?
Oh no, you, they're all, they're all, Hannity is four of them.
Ridiculous.
They all work for Fox News.
Ridiculous.
So Cheney's got a, a bug up his ass because supposedly we released secret information.
Cheney's always got a bug, a bug up his ass.
I think it's an artificial bug at this point.
I think the real bug died several years ago and it's been replaced by a, well, that's because it was a parasite that fed on human.
Um, well, didn't Cheney, go ahead.
Well, I was going to say, I was going to say to wrap up the, uh, the bullshit that they were, the, the wrap up the bullshit that they were talking about as far as Harry reads, because Fox News was big on, um, Harry Reed.
Yeah.
At least got to come with your sources.
It's ridiculous for you to say you have no sources.
We, this isn't even a credible story.
And then I thought about this.
So, um, do you feel that you have settled that question about the origins of, uh, uh, president Obama's birth certificate?
Look, his mother to the best of everybody's knowledge was never in that hospital.
Okay.
Okay.
The document may have been tampered with according to many, many people.
Okay.
Okay.
You've got grandmothers and you have people, and his family that say he wasn't born in this country.
Okay.
Okay.
Forgetting all of that.
Do I think he was born here?
I have no idea.
That is a horrible investigator.
That could apply to almost any question you ask Donald Trump.
I like it.
Is that your hair, Donald?
I have three, three strong factoids, and then I'm going to finish it up with, I have no fucking idea.
Thanks, buddy.
That was helpful.
That was helpful.
And all of it's wrong.
What did that guy, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how is he, how is he the fucking Donald?
Uh, because his dad left him a billion dollars, half a, half a billion dollars.
Did he?
Yeah.
Oh.
Um.
Which at one point he managed to lose.
Yes, but when you're, once you have that much money, you can become poor, you're not our kind of poor, you're poor like them, which means you can just get more credit.
But, uh, let's stay over, in the Middle East.
Were we in the Middle East?
I don't know.
But we're going to go over there now.
From Donald Trump to staying in the Middle East.
Well, he should be in the Middle East.
Let's go to the Middle East.
Anand has quit.
He has quit and he blamed seemingly everyone.
The United Nations and Arab League peace envoy, Kofi Annan, has resigned after six months of trying to find a political solution to the crisis in Syria.
Syria's foreign ministry says it regrets Anand's resignation and the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, calls it a great shame.
Al Jazeera's Kristen Salumi in New York has more for us.
Kofi Annan said the increasing militarization of the conflict in Syria was making it very difficult for him to do his job.
But his primary concern was the lack of unity in the international community, in particular on the Security Council at the United Nations about how to handle the crisis.
There was plenty of blame to go around.
On the one hand he said that Russia, China, and Iran needed to use their influence on the Syrian government to pressure Bashar al-Assad to step down.
But on the other hand, he also called on the United States and the Europeans, as well as Arab countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia who support the opposition, to use their influence to bring opposition members to the table.
First of all, I wish you would stop jumping up and down away from the microphone.
But, okay, here's my thing with this.
First of all, Kofi Annan, who they refer to as, he's a Nobel Prize winner.
They're referred to him as one of the best diplomats around.
He quit and he said, quote, Without serious, purposeful, and united international pressure, including from the powers of the region, it is impossible for me or anyone to compel the Syrian government in the first place and the opposition to take the steps necessary to begin a political process.
But they credit Kofi Annan for negotiating.
Within a few months, he negotiated a six-point proposal that called for Syrian government to withdraw its heavy weapons and troops from populated areas and the rebel fighters to put down their guns.
My question is this, is how much knowledge of a region and how much diplomacy do you need for that general of a peace plan?
Here's my peace plan, guys.
You stop shooting.
You stop shooting.
Let's transition.
My God, you're incredibly naive.
You've got to quit.
That's what...
And then he's like, you know what?
These guys didn't listen and those guys didn't listen.
They didn't want to stop shooting.
Yeah, so I'm out of here.
I blame everyone.
I personally think he quit as soon as he realized...
Observers are unarmed.
Yeah, and they're unarmed and they fear for their lives, so they're not leaving.
Yeah, which is actually, as much as that sounds like a joke, that is actually true.
They had observers in there for months and they went, well, we can't really go anywhere because we're in danger, so they observed from their windows.
I mean, he blamed his...
Like I said, he blamed it on everyone.
Russia and China do a lot of...
Business.
A lot of business.
A lot of business, and so they've been...
They have refused to allow the Security Council to basically do anything that may lead to a stronger intervention.
However, Obama, it has been reported from Reuters, has signed a secret order.
That's just with the Rothschilds to take over their secret bank.
And the word secret apparently is optional in this secret order, but it is an order that allows not to arm the rebels, but it allows the CIA and other U.S.
agencies to provide support that could help the rebels oust Assad.
Pretty vague.
Stop short of giving the rebels lethal weapons.
Go ahead, Jeff.
I smell a poison cigar in Assad's bedroom.
That's been tried.
That's a classic CIA.
It didn't work in Cuba, but it was tried.
That's because they fucking didn't use Cuban cigars.
He's like, I'm not smoking that crap.
That's a lousy cigar.
That's a muddle burrow.
Reuters reported that along with Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Turkey had established a secret base near the Syrian border and the U.S.
is helping with communications through that.
Also, we are now, the State Department has said we're set aside $76 million in humanitarian aid for the Syrian people.
Wow.
Can we get some of that to go to Alabama?
No.
Louisiana?
Maybe.
Probably not.
But, you know, my only question really here is is it good when the press is telling us about secret stuff?
Is that nice?
Do we want that?
I don't know how that helps, but let's come back to craziness here.
America's new, uh, America's new person to hate, Drew Peterson trial started.
Will County State's Attorney James Glasgow began his opening statement by saying Kathleen Savio's death was cold-blooded and staged to look like an accident.
The prosecution maintains that Drew Peterson was angry and didn't want to share his $300,000 pension in the divorce.
A van transported the 58-year-old defendant to court from jail at around the same time.
The former Bolingbroke police officer is charged with murder and the 2004 drowning death of Kathleen Savio, who was found dead in her bathtub.
He's also the sole suspect in the 2007 disappearance of his fourth and much younger wife, Stacey.
Prosecutors allege he murdered her, but Peterson has not been charged.
Will County State's Attorney James Glasgow is trying this case himself, and to prove it, he's relying on circumstantial evidence, and they hope hearsay statements from both Savio and Stacey Peterson that will allow them to speak from beyond the grave.
This guy's like the Larry King of murderers.
He just keeps getting married.
Well, that's, it's kind of hard once, you know, one is bad.
Yeah.
Once you pass that threshold and you're getting into two and they're your wives.
Well, now here, yeah, now here's, I had to look it up because in my head, everybody he, every woman he met, he killed, apparently.
Turns out that's not true.
Turns out that's not true.
He married, he married Carol in 74.
They divorced six years later because he was cheating on her.
He married his second wife and two years later, she, they were married for 10 years and she claimed, as well as her daughter claimed that he abused them both.
But she divorced him while he was cheating on her with the next wife.
The next wife he married, that was Kathleen.
It sounds like Newt Gingrich's history too.
Well, if he gets, if Drew Peterson gets off, he's going to run for president as well.
Kathleen Savio, they got divorced in 2003.
So they were married for 11 years.
The police were called to his house between 2002 and 2004, 18 times for domestic disturbance calls.
Wait, where does he live?
I don't know, now in jail.
Do they, no, do they have Google in that area?
Because I'm just thinking, these women that he's dating, like seriously?
Amazing.
You can't look up and go, oh.
It gets worse, it gets worse.
This is a good idea.
Kathleen's body was found in a waterless bathtub.
Her death was initially ruled an accident.
A waterless bath, she drowned in a waterless bathtub?
In a waterless bathtub with blood on her head.
A coroner's jury, which I never heard of, met with a police officer who was friends with Peterson, who assured the jurors that Peterson was, quote, a good man who had never hurt his wife.
So, so he got- Except according to his other wife.
So he gets married again.
The dead one.
He gets married again to Stacy, who was also his alibi for the death of the previous one.
Nice!
Stacy's body disappears.
Poof.
And when that happens, when that disappears, the previous wife's family went, this is bullshit.
Exhumed Kathleen, exhumed the third wife's body, turned around and went, and they looked and went, oh, this actually looks like it was forced, and then she was placed underwater.
And so they changed it to homicide and arrested him.
The ruling, they said the, the state's attorney's office said a homicide staged to look like an accident.
Now, Stacy Peterson, who is still missing, he claims she called him that night and said, hey, I'm leaving you and I'm leaving the car at the airport.
Yet she's never spoken to her family again either, even though she just left her dad a voicemail shortly before that giving her new phone number.
Have they checked Disneyland?
Lost and found maybe.
Reverend, her, Stacy Peterson's pastor also said that she told him she was afraid of her husband and that he killed his previous wife.
And if she dies, he's probably responsible.
So they have to rely on basically testimony from, Yes.
So they have to rely on basically testimony from, Yes.
So they have to rely on basically testimony from, dead women, hearsay from dead women in order to put this guy in jail.
I don't know, just let him marry again.
He seems to have a pattern.
That's the crazy thing, guys.
He get, he's again, a 23 year old.
He's 50 something year old after that fourth one.
A 23 year old got engaged to him, moved into the house, who by the way, screaming my douche of the week, is this woman- 23 year old?
23 years old.
I believe she has moved out now, most likely because he is in prison.
Okay.
She should, actually, she should have married, it wouldn't have been a bad move.
Marry him now and keep all his money?
Marry him, exactly.
And take, he's clearly not going to be around for too long.
That is actually very true.
All right, let's move to headlines.
We got a lot to cover here real quick.
Another, another, though this one's slightly different.
Nobody stole anything, but another financial mess up.
Knight Capital Group lost $10 million a minute.
It announced Thursday it lost $440 million when it sold all its stocks accidentally that it just bought because of a computer glitch.
The losses, the losses are greater than the $289 million the company made in its previous quarter.
Yeah.
Oh.
The firm went down, the firm's stocks went down 60% on top of the previous day when it went down 32%.
Now, is this the same company that developed a software that was used by several of the other people or is that a different- I believe that's a different company because- Oh, okay.
I believe that is a different company.
This is a new trading software that has been installed.
Although I do not see any sign that they're suing that person, so I am shocked.
Gore Vidal died.
Author, famous author who's 86, complications of pneumonia, known for screenplays, Broadway plays, novels, essays, was actually married to Jacqueline Kennedy at one point.
Not married into the family, I apologize.
Also, he wrote Ben-Hur, Academy Award winner for best picture.
Sad, sad, great voice, silence.
Great social critic too.
Yes.
And going from that highbrow to significantly lower brow.
Yes.
Despite not talking to each other, Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson will have to do promotional stuff together for the final Twilight movie.
Apparently, Robert Patterson, while being bummed out, is staying at Reese Witherspoon's house.
I mean, I had an ex-girlfriend who just destroyed me and I never got to stay at Reese Witherspoon's house.
Here's the thing- Did you ask?
Between the two of them?
No, I did not.
Between the two of them with the look that's always on their face, how can you tell if they're sad?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I came out of the king king king king I thought the Matrix movies, by the way, had great special effects.
Oh, dear.
The director of those movies has gone from Larry Wachowski to Lana Wachowski.
That happened a while ago.
Yeah, but she...
No, no, that was happening a while.
That's not an overnight process.
Apparently, back in the day...
Give me a knife and it is.
In 2002, she was still a he and married.
They were going through a bitter divorce.
I can understand when you want to say, I want to be the same sex as you, why that might cause problems in a marriage.
I don't know if that was the reason, but it's the first major Hollywood director to come out as transgender, at least.
I don't know.
Come out as transgender seems weird because you have to go through a whole transition, but...
Pink hair.
Well, you know what...
White pink hair on Lana.
Good for her.
You should really want to make sure that I am a girl.
I'll go with it.
Good for them.
Yes.
Shangri-La Hotel.
Hates Jews, apparently.
Just in the pool.
Well, you don't want to have to...
There's not much chlorine you got to put in there to kill all...
All the Jew that they leave in the pool.
They leave a ring of Jew.
A hotel in Los Angeles, of all places.
Tamina Adaya has been accused of discriminating against more than a dozen members of the local pro-Israeli group, the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces.
They had an event where a bunch of people were in the pool.
She came in and apparently said, quote...
Apparently.
Said, quote...
I'm sorry, allegedly.
Quote, I don't want any Jews in the pool.
Get those fucking people...
Get those people out of the pool.
Nice.
Classy.
Nice.
Now, tough to prove what her motivation is, although if those quotes are real, not tough to prove.
Yeah.
Gee, I wonder how to interpret it.
Apparently...
What's the context?
She first came with, they didn't book it correctly, so they're trespassing.
They didn't book it as a Jew.
Actually, the guy said, I told her that our organization, when I booked it, our organization provides aid to...
Not AIDS.
They provide aid to Israelis.
To soldiers.
And that we are not buying bullets or flak jackets, but aid.
And apparently, I don't think it was done through her, but they must have known because they set up a table to sign in.
They had towels for the guests, but they were too Jew-y for the pool.
Turns out.
Too Jew-y for the pool.
Well, you know, if you lose a yarmulke and it gets stuck in the filter, that's just gonna shake a boat.
No, no, yarmulkes float, too.
Oh, do they?
I don't know.
Oh, well, then...
I don't know.
Yarmulkes do.
You guys are the worst Jews.
You know nothing about the Jew thing.
You know, well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't really know how many Jews know the flotation qualities of a yarmulke.
Oh, all the Orthodox ones.
Well, I guess the swimming ones.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
The yarmulke with, like, a strap on the bottom so it stays on, like one of those, like, party hats.
One of those from losing it, like your sunglasses.
The party hat thing that you can pull on the bottom and snap.
Mars rover about to touch down late tonight slash early tomorrow morning.
I don't know.
That is nice.
That is nice.
After three...
It's already gone about 350 million miles.
It's got less than about two and a half million miles more to go.
The Mars Science Laboratory.
Go ahead, Drew.
It gets about the same mileage as my FJ cruiser.
Probably takes about the same amount of gas, too, by the way.
It's going to land in a crater with three-mile high mound of layered rock called Curiosity.
It is right now.
It's speeding in at about 13,200 miles per hour.
When it slows down...
It's going to be down to 1,000.
A huge parachute will deploy.
Heat shield will be jettisoned.
It's all badass sounding.
And then it gets lowered on a crater.
Like, it actually floats above, and then it lowers this thing down on a crater.
That is badass.
It touches down at about 1.30 in the morning East Coast time.
That is pretty badass.
It is time for...
What is wrong with people?
What is wrong with people?
Drew, what do you got?
I'm just going to go with your...
It's a whole group.
I'm going to go with racist, redneck.
Type.
Completely moronic cock weasels who insist on hating even though they're too stupid to know who to hate.
But it doesn't stop them from trying.
And it's a wide-range group.
But yes, that's good.
I'm a little more specific.
My shout-out is to Lindsey Graham, Republican senator from South Carolina, who wants all the government contractors to fire their employees right before the election.
Oh, that's sweet.
Isn't that sweet?
Just to prove how bad the president's doing.
I am going to go with 23.
I came across three-year-old Christina Raines who thought it was good to marry a guy who loses wives like my dryer loses socks.
All right, guys, we will see you actually in two weeks.
We're off next week.
Have a great one, guys.
Color, draw you in.
Medication when you're out of fear.
Come around when you thought you were back home.
Come around when you loved and let it go.
Told you and I told you twice.